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 No.999148[Last 100 Posts]

 No.999149

this looks good

 No.999151

its okay you and i are the only ones on hima

 No.999152

woke up

 No.999153

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 No.999154

File: 1576936981543.webm (1.74 MB, 1280x720, Natsuiro Matsuri screamer.webm)


 No.999155


 No.999156

love a good tardsquealer

 No.999157

watched that video had to close halfway through when the professional food reviewer confused goat and lamb five times in the first 10 minutes

 No.999158

watched a bit more and he continues to confuse lamb with goat is it some sort of inside joke

 No.999160

no a lamb is a sheep a goat is a goat

 No.999161

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File: 1576943405336-1.jpg (30.12 KB, 500x336, standarddoe.jpg)

lamb sheep goat and baby goats are called kids hehe

 No.999162

goats are goat

 No.999163

love kids

 No.999164

goats used to sleep beside of my wall and their horns would scratch the walls occasionally and wake me up

 No.999165

love goat cheese and yogurt

 No.999166

woke up got left behind

 No.999167

rope shark

 No.999168

shark saw an opportunity and took it

 No.999169

>>999167
pasted shark

 No.999170

does anyone remember when i said i hadnt seen mom in a while and she left to go help my sisters fiance and i said she was gone for a while he probably roped and would it be okay to order food well it turns out he did rope hehe

 No.999171

imagine how fast a norm would rope if he had to live as a cel

 No.999172

a neighbour came in and stopped him though he did it in front of my aunt and she couldnt get the noose off but he didnt jump or anything so they got it off and rescusitated him sigh poor guy ive been there

 No.999173

>>999170
he was getting married to your sis why would he rope

 No.999174

sorry i typed that wrong its meant to be my mums sister i forgot the word for aunt

 No.999175

die non native english speaker

 No.999176

can i marry your sister

 No.999177

i only speak tard

 No.999178

ya sure

 No.999179

cant imagine trying to enjoy my time on the internet and having some sweaty hima poster walk out of my sisters room with a towel wrapped around his waist and asking me whats going on as he cracks open one of my drinks and ruffles my hair

 No.999180

its only fair id be doing the same to his sis

 No.999181

crazy to think most himaposters are norms pretending to be cels i bet theyve had sex too

 No.999182

well we are adults you dont expect us to play along with your virg larp forever do you

 No.999183

larp stands for live action role play

 No.999184

thas the correct use of the term larping as a virgin incel hikki neet is less interesting than the standard medieval wizard larp

 No.999185

you cant larp on the internet its just ordinary rp

 No.999186

gonno virg out

 No.999187

im larping as someone who sits in a chair and presses buttons on a keyboard and looks at a screen of a website called himasugi dot blog and does NOThing but sit in his room and jerk off and raid the fridge when moms asleep

 No.999188

wish i could medieval larp with my himafriends

 No.999189

i could be the princess hehe

 No.999190

himabirl would just try larping as the tavern wench and try to flip neets whod had too many tankards of blogweiser and turt would be far too powerful of a wizard with his aura i would beware if i were you

 No.999191

i am neet of house blog

 No.999192

baste

 No.999193

the hima castle

 No.999194

the feasters run hima with an iron fist

 No.999195

bored guess ill bathe

 No.999196

love a nice scalding bath hurts to get in leaves your muscles sore afterwards NOThing beats it

 No.999197

had a horrible throbbing pain in my chest once because of a hot shower dont think heat is healthy for you

 No.999198

thats how you know its working

 No.999199

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 No.999200

never played idolmaster only jo to the art

 No.999201

think i might be agp

 No.999202

freak

 No.999203

love waking up after drinking 2 bottles of wine with my head pounding and drenched in sweat while also pissing myself overnight laying in bed shaking getting ready to repeat the same thing drinking blogernet with my himas hell ya its time to crack

 No.999204

writhed out of bed

 No.999205

stop drinking alcohol go to church

 No.999206

its time to crack

 No.999207

yeah crack some homo skulls

 No.999208

mom bought hotcakes

 No.999209

>>999199
nice tard hand

 No.999210


 No.999211

bought a ticket for star wars hima walking to see it now wish me luck

 No.999212

hope you get shot norm

 No.999213

im seeing a movie alone im no norm

 No.999214

didnt know i was talking with movie theater norms havent been to a theater since i was a little kid

 No.999215

movies are for norms if you watch movies youre a norm simple as

 No.999216

existence is norm

 No.999217

havent seen a movie in a theater since mom took me to jurasic world

 No.999218

that was only 4 years ago thats NOT a long time ago

 No.999219

it was 5 years ago and mom bought us popcorn and pop and there was lots of butter on it hehe

 No.999220

back when you were a preteen

 No.999221

love teens

 No.999222

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phew squiddy

 No.999223

the freaks are back

 No.999224

it was 5 years ago and mom bought us popcorn and pop and there was lots of butter on it hehe

 No.999225

die doubleposter

 No.999226

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 No.999227

me on the left

 No.999228

do girls really do that sort of thing

 No.999229

i bet trannies do

 No.999230

>>999226
thats what is known as thicc

 No.999231

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 No.999232

hehe love sitting in the back of the bus and reading eromanga

 No.999233

>>999199
cant jo with the freak hand

 No.999234

whats wrong with being a freak

 No.999235

inside the arts and crafts store hima

 No.999236

get some glue and do the skin peeling trick

 No.999237

fuck yah get some good glue

 No.999238

in 11 days we will be officially in the future

 No.999239

bought some g-fuel

 No.999240

raged

 No.999241

sigh maybe 2020 will be better

 No.999242

its gonno be epic

 No.999243

epic zomg

 No.999244

sigh last year i get to experience

 No.999245

sigh its gonno be the same as last decade

 No.999246

simply begin your real life if youre ready

 No.999247

every day every week every month every year theyre all the same

 No.999248

this is real life it doesnt get better than this

 No.999249

gonno stop being a manbaby in 2020

 No.999250

gonno fail the amagami challenge

 No.999251

File: 1576963303043.jpg (Spoiler Image, 378.8 KB, 800x1133, jo.jpg)


 No.999252

theyre having some sort of festival in town there were pones

 No.999253

hate horses

 No.999254

pones arent horses

 No.999255

frick off

 No.999256

why do girls jo with small things like markers pens all the time thought bigger was better

 No.999257

loaned a girl my pen once and it did NOT come back slimy

 No.999258

make do with what you have

 No.999259

moms ordering subs

 No.999260

mindstumping people pay ten dollars for a sandwich when its something anyone can make its just assembly

 No.999261

you need the special sauce or its NOT the same

 No.999262

how much would it cost if you made a sub from scratch

 No.999263

2

 No.999264

its only six dollars for a foot long and you eat half for lunch and save the other half for the next day

 No.999265

unless you make like five subs youre NOT going to save any money deli meat is expensive especially if you load up your sandwiches with half a pound of meat and aNOTher quarter pound of cheese

 No.999266

>>999264
die twig

 No.999267

i eat a footlong in about three minutes and im always hungry afterwards sandwiches suck id rather just buy a bunch of chicken bake it shred it and pour some sloppy joe sauce all over it

 No.999268

so make five subs simple as

 No.999269

five subs would be 2 and a half pounds of meat or roughly 20 dollars of meat and 12 dollars in cheese NOT even including the price of decent bread

 No.999270

what are some foods that are good for recovering from a sick pump

 No.999271

boiled chicken and broccoli

 No.999272

stopped putting cheese on my sandwiches because it does NOT do anything to improve the taste

 No.999273

manager gave me a 25 dollar store gift card for christmas since we didnt get bonuses this year NOT sure what ill buy maybe ill get the biggest package of chicken i can find and bake em

 No.999274

meant it does NOT taste any different if i leave the cheese off

 No.999275

never ate a broccoli in my life

 No.999276

broccoli is the only good vegetable

 No.999277


 No.999278

>>999273
you meant boil right

 No.999279

sighing wish i had goofball friends

 No.999280

tired of the boil meme

 No.999281

>>999277
love this one

 No.999282

bunch of really awful looking suggested videos left on the screen after watching that

 No.999283

went to the chink restaurant and there was a little chink with bleached hair and mirrored sunglasses in my way and he backed up a step and raised his hands in a submissive pose to let me pass might join the yakuza

 No.999284

sigh getting under ten kilobytes down speed when are the high speed satellites worldwide fiber coming

 No.999285

simply stop being poor

 No.999286

cant wait until im so huge that chinks genuflect out of my way

 No.999287

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 No.999288

hello miss would you like some help with that i happen to be a professional stacker

 No.999289

ooging

 No.999290

wish i had a job with some pretty foids instead of fats and ancient hags

 No.999291

she wouldnt want you sexually harassing you with your eyes

 No.999292

>>999290
youre lucky to be surrounded by plumpers

 No.999293

i would never look at her i learned that lesson in highschool just knowing she is there is enough

 No.999294

she knows exactly what shes doing

 No.999295

wish i had an insecure plumper foid with a cat to sexually harass

 No.999296

die worshippers

 No.999297

they wouldnt put up with you harassing them when they can have almost any chad they want on tinder flipping them by the end of the day

 No.999298

why is there so many chads out there willing to flip low status foids

 No.999299

because they require 0 effort

 No.999300

why is there so many himacels interested in foids im NOT interested im too busy watching anime gaming joing

 No.999301

they have low self esteem and its easy and funny to lead them along and then dump them just ask onseki

 No.999302

im NOT interested in foids im just extremely lonely and horny

 No.999303

think i had a caffeine overdose

 No.999304

youve drank your last cuppa norm

 No.999305

had a caffeine overdose once had a few grams of caffeine i didnt feel so good after but i was fine the next day

 No.999306

every time i smoke cigs i get lightheaded and have to lay down i think i smoke them too quickly

 No.999307

>>999300
because i get excited over being deemed a biological failure

 No.999308

is that guy who saw star wars back yet wondering if i should grab a ticket

 No.999309

is 300mbps internet worth it NOT even sure if i need that kind of speed

 No.999310

only worth it if you routinely download large torrents or live in a house with people who are constantly watching normflix

 No.999311

dont have either of those things

 No.999312

300mbps claimed probably more like 2500kbps download speed

 No.999313

im a seeder

 No.999314

mom has verizon fios and the max speed i ever got up to was 2.5mbps

 No.999315

>>999306
that goes away after the first few smokes

 No.999316

every room in the mansion will be a smoking room

 No.999317

its weird because i dip six hours a day so i shouldnt be falling over from a smoke since my blood is full of nicotene

 No.999318

who thought inhaling smoke would be a good idea

 No.999319

think i might start respecting women and quit hima

 No.999320

who thought eating chicken eggs or drinking cow milk was a good idea

 No.999321

>>999317
dipping and smoking are you trying to give yourself cancer

 No.999322

cigs arent just nicotine its all the other stuff in em that makes the headspin so strong

 No.999323

love packing a fat lipper after clicking new reply

 No.999324

die normotines

 No.999325


 No.999326

>>999320
those are good ideas smoking isnt

 No.999327


 No.999328

i dont smoke and i dont like people who do smoke

 No.999329

why would it be a bad idea if it feels good

 No.999330

same

 No.999331

oo ooo ooooooog me feel gud

 No.999332

i dont care if what im doing is bad for me im going to die one day and im going to die knowing i did everything i wanted to do and i didnt let norm propaganda influence me at all

 No.999333

thats norm logic

 No.999334


 No.999335

youre the norm norm

 No.999336

>>999332
smokenorms always say that but when you actually get cancer youll regret every decision youve ever made

 No.999337

im NOT the smokenorm im neetblog

 No.999338

bhole just winked hard

 No.999339

its NOT like you just get cancer and die you spend years suffering as bits and pieces of your body start NOT working properly or if you go through expensive treatments that require surgeries and side effects and you still end up crippled in some way afterwards

 No.999340

ritual is near anyways smoke em if you got em

 No.999341

the sooner i get cancer the sooner i can go christchurch on the foids

 No.999342

called the fiveoh

 No.999343


 No.999344

snitch

 No.999345

keep watching cleaning and restoration videos

 No.999346

love seeing an old piece of shit shined up and brought back to life

 No.999347

wonder if that can happen to me

 No.999348


 No.999349

dont understand people who like cars whats so great about a metal box with wheels

 No.999350

NOT gonno say it

 No.999351

nice wd40 action

 No.999352

die momsubber

 No.999353

>>999351
hell yeah fire up dads power tools

 No.999354

subs are here hima come get yours

 No.999355

shove it up my ass

 No.999356

ive got balls of steel

 No.999357

hope theres a sandblaster at the mansion

 No.999358

nigs are using himabros to get away from work now

 No.999359

i dont understand
they gave the nigger $60,000 for NOT immediately beating and robbing an autistic freak on camera

 No.999360

whys his sister so flipping fat

 No.999361

genetics

 No.999362

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 No.999363

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>>999358
paste tardnorms

 No.999364

i have autism too but its NOT severe enough for people to be kind to me

 No.999365

hate how norms only act nice to tards to look good in front of other norms

 No.999366

>>999364
what does it feel like to be retarded

 No.999367

there will be a sandblaster and a hot tank in the mansion NOT to mention a lift and an engine hoist and stand for every himabro

 No.999368

cant wait to enjoy a cold bottle of milk and go paaaaah after bathing in the hima onsen

 No.999369

cant wait to molest a fellow himamate in the onsen and compare bicep sizes

 No.999370

moms using internet explorer 8

 No.999371

install opera for her

 No.999372

shell rage

 No.999373

tried installing chrome and ublock for dad but he went back to internet explorer

 No.999374

die chromenorm

 No.999375

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could you 1v1 the chadmin

 No.999376

so wheres the after picture

 No.999377

stuffed gonno game until mom goes to bed then have a nice darkshower and degrease

 No.999378

dont use soap

 No.999379

thats my day one pic this is only the beginning im gonno get huge in 2020

 No.999380

were all gonno have jobs and gfs in 2020

 No.999381

sorry ladies im mgtow volcel

 No.999382

yeah after the ritual

 No.999383

never gonno get a foidfriend

 No.999384

havent even jod to a food in years

 No.999385

foids arent food

 No.999386

sorry im tardhands

 No.999387

the final amagami challenge ends in less than 4 days we blew it

 No.999388

think its about time to have a nice cry whos with me

 No.999389

im NOT gonno cry im a man

 No.999390

just get a hima gf

 No.999391

wheres the dedicated himansiom gf

 No.999392

thats what manly tears are for

 No.999393

havent had internet since dec 3rd been gaming 12 hours a day hope no one roped early too ashamed of skipping to stay in the thread dont feel right staying for the get sigh

 No.999394

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 No.999395

hi im skipper

 No.999396

its ok everyones skipped before

 No.999397

milg

 No.999398

refuse to settle for a polyamorous asexual relationship

 No.999399

how about a polyamorous sexual relationship

 No.999400

its the most we can ask for as low status males its either that or incel for life

 No.999402

rope

 No.999403

norwood makes you look mature

 No.999404

im NOT incel im just NOT interested in foids

 No.999405

so youre copecel

 No.999406

who invited the norms

 No.999407

i cope

 No.999409

hate gets

 No.999410

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 No.999411

might jo to one of those webms these days

 No.999412

youre depraved

 No.999413

post shishou girl

 No.999415

how many of you mates can touch your toes i can

 No.999416

shaaamiikoooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.999417

arms are too big to properly reach my backside

 No.999418

>>999415
your body should be practically calcified from a life spent hunched in front of the glowing rectangle

 No.999419

new years resolution is to touch my toes

 No.999420

once rubbed my feet on a boys face at a sleepover and he didnt stop me hope i didnt give him a foot fetish

 No.999421

what the flip was hima the bully all along

 No.999422

mom has no food for me

 No.999423

its just foidrp

 No.999424

>>999418
NOT me im flexible

 No.999425

i stretch and i yell simple ast hat

 No.999426

dont need to touch my toes to lift heavy weights

 No.999427

stretch yellers and sneeze screamers will both be severely punished in the mansion

 No.999428

yeah punish me more

 No.999429

yellstretch but dont screamsneeze

 No.999430

i hope the get comes soon i dont want to accidentally get it that would be a waste

 No.999431

i sneeze loudly i cant help it

 No.999432

no point in worrying the bot will get it

 No.999433

dont worry i can easily tell the difference between a loud sneeze and a purposely loud tryhard sneeze because the guy thinks it makes him an alpha male to scream like a retard as he spews spot out of his nose

 No.999434

feel cool applying chapstick

 No.999435

fuck yea pile on that lipstick

 No.999436

cool or cool

 No.999437

the boys like it when i really glob it on

 No.999438

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hate cools

 No.999439

File: 1576976909302.flac (45 MB, B・E・E・R.flac)


 No.999440

NOT downloading a flac on my connection

 No.999441

my life wouldnt be like this if id been born in a fundamental baptist family

 No.999442


 No.999443

never owned an xbox never owned a playstation

 No.999444

you can play it without downloading

 No.999445

gth nintenyearold

 No.999446

watched halo 2 cutscenes last night but had to stop because my eyes started to water

 No.999447

>>999415
i found out a few months ago that i can too never would have expected it

 No.999448

wonder if i can lick my own penis

 No.999449

used to be able to do that as a young lad

 No.999450

guys milk

 No.999451

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 No.999452

i can lick the tip if i stretch the foreskin doesnt feel like anything at that point

 No.999453

wish i had a foreskin

 No.999454

same

 No.999455

shalom

 No.999456

poor cut bastards

 No.999457

milk

 No.999458

wonder what happened to isopropyl alcohol guy and totori guy and the other wbros who never made the jump

 No.999459

roped

 No.999460

they became successful executives

 No.999461

wonder what molester man is doing right now

 No.999462

new shovel knight xpac pinches hard

 No.999463

>>999458
both of them post here

 No.999464

>>999458
totori guy got banned

 No.999465

the old admin banned everyone he considered a threat

 No.999466

pnig never banned me

 No.999467

he considered your iq to be too low to be a threat to his regime

 No.999468

the himajan

 No.999469

>>999458
im the isopropyl guy i use it to clean my bong

 No.999470

how are you NOT dead

 No.999471

rinse thoroughly

 No.999472

saw star wars alone

 No.999473

alcohol evaporates quickly what is the danger

 No.999474

need a rey gf

 No.999476

wish i was soyed out enough to see star wars

 No.999477

hey hima couldnt post at all today im at grans and already going to snooze drove all day so im tired

 No.999478

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feel when i wasted most of my 20s on shite maybe 250 people on earth even remember

 No.999479

NOThing wrong with that you can write a book about it in 40 years when youre retired

 No.999480


 No.999481

>>999479
i was just a bystander to the big dawgs

 No.999482

gonno torrent some gog games

 No.999483

you need to support the devs

 No.999484

i will tell hima if the game is good or NOT how is that NOT supportive

 No.999485

the devs should be thanking me for playing their shitty game to begin with

 No.999486

File: 1576983002744.png (197.47 KB, 791x1024, Dot_Drill.png)

gonno dot drill

 No.999487

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minwblowing theres himas that have never driven a car in their life

 No.999488

dont think i can even pretend to be a norm if i wanted to my humanity is all but lost

 No.999489

>>999480
has it been a week already

 No.999491

dont cry arent you a man

 No.999492

no

 No.999493

need a nice asian gf that wants me to snap her

 No.999494

im dumber than a rat

 No.999495

go to china and get a nice chinkgf

 No.999496

she needs to be at least a bit white or japanese

 No.999497

love driving barefoot

 No.999498

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 No.999499

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 No.999500

why did he do it

 No.999501

hate driving barefoot

 No.999502

girls really like bones that are fat they want to play with them non sexually as well sometimes because its an alien and novel concept to have an appendage for them

 No.999503

>>999498
sigh pnig never got a chance to make those honeycums

 No.999504

File: 1576987608862.png (12.01 KB, 1355x105, normnig.png)


 No.999506

that was after the coup

 No.999507

thats also NOT norm at all thats very silly she was trying to grab his dick from the start nobody ever just checks whats in your pockets thats a foid excuse that he wasnt norm enough to play along with

 No.999508

accidentally grabbed a girl by the pussy i didnt know what i was doing

 No.999509

if youre alone with a foid youre a norm

 No.999510

everyone here lives alone with a foid

 No.999511

he was talking about his underage cousin in that post NOT tg

 No.999512

i dont live alone with a foid im worknorm

 No.999513

he did the right thing then she was probably sexually curious and since he was uninterested in her he pretended NOT to know what she was doing since pnig isnt into kids

 No.999514

hate kids

 No.999515

love kids

 No.999516

you may use that post for cross examination of the beauford report

 No.999517

remember how happy he was and how hed go on with his sob story about hes never had someone truly care about him before and other such normbabble im glad the based himabros dabbed on that mess and dragged him back to hell kicking and screaming

 No.999518

sigh
went to mcdonalds then drove around aimlessly for an hour and some asshole party norm took my parking spot so i had to park up the street and some chink bitch demanded i back up so her husband could park because “he be home soon” flip you chink whys your husband get off work at 11:30

 No.999519

die ahole

 No.999520

probably runs a carry out joint gthc

 No.999522

back is hurting think im becoming a hunchback hehe

 No.999523

once you get enough mass you can just slowly exit your vehicle and spread your lats and shell quiet down and scamper back into her hole

 No.999524

sigh piana is still dead

 No.999525


 No.999526

File: 1576990257599.webm (163.31 KB, 640x360, get the flip away from me you flippin nigger.webm)


 No.999527

the chink bitch knew i lived in a house with a driveway stalker bitch she probably spends all her time gossiping about that stoner beard guy with the red civic down the street
her husband is a boomer white guy i counterstalked them when he got home his chink wife helped him get as close to the curb as possible with hand signals very funny to watch but i was really stalking to listen if they were shit talking me or something

 No.999528

they didnt luckily because i would have gone over there and pretended like i left something in the car and goad them into a confrontation they should consider themselves lucky

 No.999529

time for some pork sandwiches

 No.999530

should have beat that chinks ass

 No.999532

nice roidrageseki

 No.999533

wish my test was high enough to rage

 No.999534

that feel when will never pin my boy's glutes while seki pins mine

 No.999535

die apostronorm

 No.999536

aposutorofu

 No.999537

wonder if there will be streams in the new year

 No.999538

finna snooze

 No.999539

theres been plenty of streams

 No.999540

there hasnt been enough

 No.999542

File: 1576992267432.jpg (181.09 KB, 1920x1200, 1444540600978.jpg)

>>999541

 No.999543

mindblowing how much better my life was when milk still posted and streamed

 No.999545

File: 1576992476784.jpg (28.03 KB, 600x455, 1408284986695.jpg)

would do anything to go back to milk classic

 No.999546

File: 1576992824519.jpg (147.6 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Sword Art Online - Alicization ….jpg)

why are they putting soyboys in anime now and why are they giving them sexy gfs

 No.999547

looks like aris

 No.999548

wine time brothers whos in

 No.999549

havent seen this episode yet

 No.999550

dont have any wine is whiskey ok

 No.999551

alcohol lowers test

 No.999553

love anti male propaganda

 No.999554

alcohol inhibits muscle growth

 No.999555

have no need for test or muscle where im goin

 No.999556

you cant get more soy than asian men a bulky bearded white man is a fantasy for many asian women add in high paying job and show that he is the object of other female attraction and it doesnt matter how soy he is hell still blow the chink out of the water in smv

 No.999557

wish i was white enough to slay in japan

 No.999559

sigh why wasnt i born a japanese schoolgirl with three close friends going to an all girls school

 No.999560

im NOT white enough to seamaxx mindblowing that no matter what i do ill have the lowest smv on hima because i happen to be two shades darker than everyone else pnig got a pass because he was a tallnorm

 No.999561

pnig is short though

 No.999562

he said he was like 6'3" when heightmaxxing in motorcycle boots

 No.999563

never known pnig to tell a lie it must be true

 No.999564

sis baked cookies told me i could only have 3 but i got 4 hehe

 No.999565

going to pedomaxx with a game of guess whats in my pockets

 No.999566

stop talking about height it doesnt matter

 No.999567

6'3" is short its NOT even 6'4"

 No.999568

start weeping with pity every time i see a man under 6'6

 No.999569

the average hima height is 5 6

 No.999570

cant believe the arrogance required to lie about your boots making you two full inches taller when you are already 6'1

 No.999571

hima is full of cuteboys

 No.999572

its NOT a lie if your shoes arent adding 2 inches to your height then you need better shoes

 No.999573

boys will be boys will be boys will be boys

 No.999574

boys shouldnt be cute theyre supposed to be handsome

 No.999575

File: 1576995028274.jpg (989.08 KB, 3072x2304, Kissz 020.JPG)

>>999572
how about these

 No.999576

gamer im gamer

 No.999577

prove it

 No.999578

File: 1576995975037.jpg (57.23 KB, 929x693, game.jpg)


 No.999579

baste

 No.999580

wish i was cool like norman reedus

 No.999581

love based daryl

 No.999582

hope he stars in an upcoming japanese movie or show

 No.999583

does anyone know when they changed mountain to mtn on cans of dew

 No.999584

wasnt it always like that

 No.999585

File: 1576997295037.jpg (78.78 KB, 640x480, 2763181260_f9e13e5432_z.jpg)


 No.999586

thats NOT even real mountain dew

 No.999587

stfu bajanorm

 No.999588

wonder how many prisonbux baja costs

 No.999590

dont drink sugarwater

 No.999591

hate highlighters

 No.999592

never figured out what mtn stands for

 No.999593

only three days till christmas are you ready for the himansion white elephant gift exchange

 No.999594

feasted too hard can feel it coming back up in my throat when i burp might purge later

 No.999595

mom made cookies

 No.999596

what kind

 No.999597

prune and oatmeal

 No.999598

dump that shite tell her to make some good cookies

 No.999599


 No.999600

shes a freak

 No.999601

its a man

 No.999602

i only looked at the thumbnail hehe

 No.999603

anyone else get annoyed when they cant hear tv or vids over the sound of their chewing

 No.999604

time to put down the fork pick up the weights

 No.999605

wish i had the genes to be fit and muscular sigh

 No.999606


 No.999607

>>999596
peanut butter

 No.999608

always wanted to try the peanut butter cookie recipe but was never sure if it was a troll and would catch on fire in the oven

 No.999609

why would you think that butter could catch on fire in an oven

 No.999610

File: 1577003510243.jpg (87.91 KB, 750x600, cookie.jpg)

because this pic said so

 No.999611

first christmas were we wont have a tree

 No.999612

File: 1577004512914.png (40.48 KB, 379x101, cel.png)

uh why is google recommending this to me

 No.999613

tried the peanut butter cookies when i had the house to myself once and it didnt work

 No.999614

i would assume the peanut butter just melts and is hard to clean off if you left them for a really long time the moisture would evaporate and it could cause a fire but youd have to be pretty tard to NOT look at cookies when theyre baking

 No.999615

tardlaughing remembering the scene in code gayass where lelouch tells euphy to kill all the japs

 No.999616

File: 1577007121916.jpg (950.17 KB, 955x1351, EMOPCXBUUAEvVcw.jpg)

the shishou girl

 No.999617

shes so beautiful

 No.999618

only one on hima

 No.999619

you waited an hour to post i thought i was all alone

 No.999621

woke up too early

 No.999622

are you refreshed

 No.999623

no

 No.999624


 No.999625

no mageblade tonight hima sigh lost 150g gambling too

 No.999626

File: 1577019087673.png (933.19 KB, 957x538, 1577017408860.png)


 No.999627

lets get to bed

 No.999629

set an alarm

 No.999630


 No.999631

i dont think society will last til 2030

 No.999632

i think i need to learn how to drive and shoot and forage and live off the land with occasional trips into the ruined cities and suburbs before then just in case the ritual and the nukes dont claim me whenever i look at china and the legislation towards free speech everything seems so bleak

 No.999633

wont be able to say youre gonno jerk it to kids or flip the chinks even as a joke without having your rights stripped away at least we might meet up with pnig and make a hima cellblock

 No.999634

hehe incells

 No.999635

>>999632
holy flip and the irony is the people that hate the police here in america are the same people that love china

 No.999636

having a covfefv

 No.999637

you probably wont survive the ensuing chaos as 300 million starving deranged people try to survive
itll be several years before things calm down and traveling into the ruins of cities would be extremely dangerous as they would probably be full of roaming packs of feral niggers

 No.999638

niggers will probably be the last ones to survive whites cant live without a functional society

 No.999639

glad all the old and sick will die instantly

 No.999640

woke up just read all the posts i missed

 No.999641

im old and sick

 No.999642

sick in the head or body

 No.999643

yes

 No.999644

damaged

 No.999645

just get some happy pills

 No.999646

>>999637
but i live on australia theres NOT many people here and barely anyone has guns and when society breaks down we will be isolated from the rest of the world so i will have free reign to drive around and outgun any survivors

 No.999647

if society collapses only the norms will survive strength in numbers they have allies were all alone

 No.999648

when society breaks down all these civilized people theyll eat each other

 No.999649

>>999646
your civilization has already collapsed bogan

 No.999650

well be safe in the himabunker underneath the himansion

 No.999651

it hasnt collasped we never had one

 No.999652

i dont want to die

 No.999653

File: 1577030985349.jpg (263.94 KB, 897x1066, 15469882_p0.jpg)


 No.999654

whered everyone go

 No.999655

whats freakeyes opinion on the chinese takeover of australia

 No.999656

obviously positive as he bows to the chinks

 No.999657

wish a cute girl would blow my brains out

 No.999658

File: 1577036145231.jpg (442.61 KB, 1288x972, 1577035064971.jpg)


 No.999659

unko

 No.999660

is this what its like to have a dad

 No.999661

love working with my dad

 No.999662

think im gonno snooze through the 1m get hope nb or uli gets it

 No.999663

hope no one here watched monty python

 No.999664

only watched the african version NOT the european one

 No.999665

fuck china and fuck norms

 No.999666

finna shower

 No.999667

die norm

 No.999668

wash your balls nigga

 No.999669

tugged my penis

 No.999670

tug in hell

 No.999671

die norms

 No.999672

need glasses but insurance says i need to pay $50 for lenses and then they will take 35% off of the retail price for frames
and then a antireflective coating is aNOTher $45
and then polycarbonate is $40 or standard plastic scratch resistance would be $15
like $200 for glasses so i can see how am i supposed to get a job if i cant see how am i supposed to pay for glasses without a job flipping hell

 No.999673

just get zenni its that simple

 No.999674

>>999672
ask mom for money its simple

 No.999675

think im being ddosed hima

 No.999676

mom wanted me to go buy new slacks for christmas eve mass but sis convinced her the ones i have now are fine she just saved me like 30 bucks now i can spend it on fastfood

 No.999677

hope himas dont wear bootcut

 No.999678


 No.999679


 No.999680

>>999679
>>999678
hate both of these norms

 No.999681

hate repliers

 No.999682

microbes in my gut are begging for burgs gonno get some burgs

 No.999683

what if you were living in a gut the whole time without realizing it

 No.999684

what if your mom gay

 No.999685

glad there were less than 100 posts and i didnt snooze through the get

 No.999686

File: 1577045667936.jpg (1.39 MB, 1778x1000, 78428948_p1.jpg)


 No.999687

what happened to that plumpers nipples

 No.999688

nipples are gross why would you want to see those

 No.999689

so our offspring doesnt starve they must suckle

 No.999690

thats what formula is for

 No.999691

i dont trust scientists

 No.999692

formula feeding is child abuse

 No.999693

youre born programmed with the knowledge of how to suckle

 No.999694

spun out of bed

 No.999695


 No.999696

dont understand why a girl would animate such vile cartoons

 No.999697

money

 No.999698

wish the get would pass already its making me anxious

 No.999699

hima will die at 999999

 No.999700

File: 1577047027657.jpg (628.63 KB, 1500x1243, 55220960_p0.jpg)


 No.999701

same but dont want it to happen at all scared of the new decade and post 1mil hima

 No.999702

chadmins going to steal the get

 No.999703

remember to wash your hands

 No.999704

i guess it makes more sense for the handicap stall to be separate from the mens and womens room doesnt it

 No.999705

year of the ritual itll be the final hurtle

 No.999706

wed already be 1mil if it wasnt for the damned spamblog

 No.999707

>>999700
just NOTiced the adult man with the little girl in the mens room

 No.999708


 No.999709

shes NOT a little girl shes a teen

 No.999710

mom and dad are fighting feels like christmas now

 No.999711

dadbrag

 No.999712

>>999709
its clearly a child she has twintails

 No.999713

>>999708
cant stand listening to sodomites

 No.999714

the boobgook at the chink restaurant has twintails

 No.999715

NOT a broken home yet hehe

 No.999716

yellstretching

 No.999717

just placed an order for some cheese burgs hoo boy feasting today

 No.999718

burgnorm

 No.999719

burgs are fatneets food of choice NOThing norm about burgs

 No.999720

hate how lazy i am hate being a fat manchild that does NOThing but eat and sleep

 No.999721

might boil up hot drink

 No.999722

you cant just eat burgs every day

 No.999723

yes you can

 No.999724

File: 1577048040751.jpg (258.79 KB, 988x1500, EMZDxIlUUAE080H.jpg)


 No.999725

hot drinks really get me going

 No.999726

love being manchild this is the life

 No.999727

fat lazy dumb waste of oxygen

 No.999728

anyone have the ohayou webm

 No.999729

File: 1577048551598.webm (Spoiler Image, 260.67 KB, 1280x720, ohayou.webm)


 No.999730

File: 1577048559056.webm (3.78 MB, 720x1280, yaho.webm)


 No.999731

>>999706
that means the get already happened more than a week ago

 No.999732

wed have been at 1m in september if pnig didnt arrested

 No.999733

he would have posted an mp4 of him flipping tg as the 1 mil get

 No.999734

why couldnt god have had mercy on me and given me a huge dick or something

 No.999735

you wouldnt use it anyway

 No.999736

you dont want a huge dick trust me

 No.999737

dont care about dick size as long as its NOT microdick its NOT like anyone else is looking at it

 No.999738

hate when my dick touches the toilet water

 No.999739

hate when it touches the shite covered rim

 No.999740

same

 No.999741

always catch foids staring at my huge bulge

 No.999742

hate getting a poop bone and having to point it down or rest it on the seat with the risk of pissing everywhere

 No.999743

stop shitting on the rim freakazoid

 No.999744

the inner rim

 No.999745

the freaks are back

 No.999746

havent cleaned my toilet in almost a year its looking pretty bad but it doesnt bother me

 No.999747

same bathroom needs a good bleaching

 No.999748

mom cleans the bathroom every sunday

 No.999749

i bet your mom would be happy if you did some chores too think of all shes done for you

 No.999750

i would just do it wrong

 No.999751

its the thought that counts

 No.999752

only at first but after a while they start to resent you

 No.999753

hehe bet everyone ive ever met resents me

 No.999754


 No.999755

that was over an hour ago please try to keep up

 No.999756

moms ordering pizza

 No.999757

normzza

 No.999758

File: 1577053060786.jpg (201.76 KB, 528x960, uli pizza.jpg)


 No.999759

hambaga

 No.999760

wish i had some pizza love some good white sauce extra cheese jalapeno sausage pizza

 No.999761

mom always gets pepperoni and sausage with extra cheese

 No.999762

normerroni

 No.999763

dont get normerroni anymore because it pinches and turns a pizza into a greasy disgusting mess

 No.999764

she likes it greasy

 No.999765

theyre coming for your job turt

 No.999766

File: 1577056241112.jpg (845.56 KB, 1200x853, 1574025445392.jpg)


 No.999767

repugnant

 No.999768

is that what little girls watch now

 No.999769

hima

 No.999770


 No.999771

wish my laptop could run dark souls never played 2 or 3 could easily avoid reality for 200 extra hours

 No.999772

one that can run them is NOT that expensive but you should get a pc already

 No.999773

die richnorm you dont know what its like

 No.999774

hate stupid poornorms

 No.999775

die die die

 No.999776

never played norm souls

 No.999777

File: 1577057546697.jpg (154.56 KB, 794x1104, EMTISPrVAAAcWPW.jpg)


 No.999778

im a gamer i game simple as that

 No.999779

>>999772
my pc struggles with fallout new vegas dont think i could run souls on it

 No.999780

would anyone want a dark souls stream

 No.999781

no

 No.999782

stream bloodborne instrad

 No.999783

dark souls is old and busted its been streamed a million times

 No.999784

hungry hope mom feeds me

 No.999785

dont have bloodborne

 No.999786

>>999783
why would you want to watch a stream of a game you havent played

 No.999788

cant stream its NOT anonymous

 No.999789

why would you watch a stream of a game you already played

 No.999790

why would you watch a stream instead of playing it yourself

 No.999791

why would you play it yourself if you can just watch someone else play instead

 No.999792

why would you play a game when you can just watch someone stream it

 No.999793

spam

 No.999794

never had spam

 No.999795

>>999789
uh to watch someone elses thought process in real time to see how they play through a section differently than you did

 No.999796

its still boring you already played the game before

 No.999797

hate streams hate streamers theyre all norms

 No.999798

mom keeps trying to get me to get a driving license but i know she just wants me to run stupid errands for her NOT falling for it

 No.999799

thats the point why would i watch some norm play a game i could play myself instead of one of my bros streaming a nice souls game i know every part of

 No.999800

get the license and drive away

 No.999801

i game

 No.999802

driving is for norms

 No.999803

running errands is fun you cant be glued to the glowing rectangle all day

 No.999804

why cant i

 No.999805

the raiders are back

 No.999806

if youre gonno stream then stream

 No.999807

zip it streambeg

 No.999808

File: 1577059934513.webm (1.41 MB, 1852x1080, glowing rectangle.webm)


 No.999809

me on the bottom left

 No.999810

what website is that

 No.999811

pornhub

 No.999812

some normporn site

 No.999813

normhub

 No.999814

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5df93073c5f49

basted

 No.999815

virus

 No.999816

File: 1577060147804.jpg (21.6 KB, 480x582, 3171454625a7399d0fae93d1eb57aa930d5214f7b4bcf8….jpg)


 No.999817

NOT interested in meatporn

 No.999818

its natural

 No.999820

die normcels

 No.999821

gaming hard hima gaming hard

 No.999822

stream it

 No.999823

been trying to find this vid again for years

 No.999824

File: 1577061918987.jpg (499.53 KB, 1920x1080, fw 2 intelligent.jpg)


 No.999825

stomach is rumbling im hungry

 No.999826

start fasting

 No.999827

love fasting love feeling weak lightheaded falling over cant fast now its christmastime

 No.999828

lets all grab a blanket a warm cup of tea and watch this

 No.999829

dont need to waste 30 minutes to know games suck dick

 No.999830

aaa games have always pinched hard what kind of tard took this long to realize

 No.999831

mom forgot to pay for my gamefly subscription

 No.999832

shes cutting you off time to get a job

 No.999833

this gets across the message much better

 No.999834

>>999828
hate the norm man

 No.999835


 No.999837

no everyone is waiting for you to stream

 No.999838

NOT telling a skipper

 No.999839

never streamed before might give it a shot but NOT sure what settings to use

 No.999840

>>999828
nice nintendrone vid in disguise

 No.999841

love nintendo

 No.999842

couldnt post today either hima having a pizza with mom and some wine too guess ill miss the one million post

 No.999843

dont want you here anyway norm

 No.999844

you cant say that it hurt me

 No.999845

sigh 1 mil is going to happen while im at work

 No.999846

wish there wasnt any get i know its gonno suck

 No.999847

someone should fire up a nice spam so we can get it out of the way already

 No.999848

>>999842
ill skip so we can both remember missing it

 No.999849

die skipper

 No.999851

release the freak

 No.999852

File: 1577064558588.webm (1.74 MB, 1280x720, Natsuiro Matsuri screamer.webm)


 No.999853

https://www.twitch.tv/runitup247 got your stream right here

 No.999854

gamblenorms

 No.999856

hate chinks hate gooks love japs

 No.999857

chinks love to gamble its all they have to look forward to after hard days work

 No.999858

File: 1577065017068.jpg (1.84 MB, 2340x4160, IMG_20170528_183536.jpg)

maybe girls would like us more if we made eye contact with them

 No.999860

cant decide what to game

 No.999861

so play deathsmiles

 No.999862

shaved a 2 month beard last night been avoiding mom so she doesnt rage at me for leaving the bathroom looking as though a bomb filled with pube shrapnel went off

 No.999863

what the hell just clean it up

 No.999864

what the frick just shave in the shower

 No.999865

File: 1577068327438.jpg (4.09 MB, 2006x2842, EMZS9aDUYAAo1B0.jpg)

whys she making that face

 No.999866

you make her uncomfortable

 No.999867

youre scaring her you need to suppress your aura

 No.999868

never met a foid that could remain conscious when im releasing my full aura

 No.999869

>>999863
>>999864
no you dont understand

 No.999870

youre making your mother cry

 No.999871

got drunk with mom and auntie and the uncle that owns me all the time hehe

 No.999872

pubes need a trim they keep getting stuck in the remains of my foreskin

 No.999873

getting drunk with family what next youre gonno blog about your trip to the club

 No.999874

love my foreskin

 No.999875

>>999858
sigh the train girl she as hoping that cool looking gaijin would say hi to her and that would escalate to dating and eventually marriage

 No.999876

never gonno get married hands off foids its my money my time my dick my games

 No.999877

NOThin norm about getting drunk alone and watching tv with mom

 No.999878

did you watch anime with her

 No.999879

ate some bread and water

 No.999880

wheats NOT good for you

 No.999881

love evil grains im addicted

 No.999882

feeling the biological pressure to marry and flip

 No.999883

there is no biological pressure to marry only to oog

 No.999884

gonno save half this bottle for the days following christmas when invaders start showing up

 No.999885

NOT sure if were getting invaders gonno try the snooze strategy

 No.999886

cleaning out my sock drawer and sperming in each sock i intend to throw in the trash hehe

 No.999887

wonder if i should have ice cream or late night sugarwater

 No.999888

dont drink sugarwater dont eat sugardairy

 No.999889

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 No.999890

File: 1577071898948.jpg (90.2 KB, 1024x725, __yoshida_yuuko_and_chiyoda_momo_machikado_maz….jpg)


 No.999891

now i have to drink sugarwater hehe going in the freezer

 No.999892

fire up the ice cold can of voltage hell ya

 No.999893

File: 1577072238628.mp4 (116.98 KB, __chiyoda_momo_and_lilith_machikado_mazoku_dra….mp4)


 No.999894

wish momo would shake me like that

 No.999895

gonno do that to every sugar water drinker in the mansion

 No.999896

sigh the mansions never gonno happen

 No.999897

norms hate sugarwater

 No.999898

norms only consume sugar water

 No.999899

norms love sugarwater its a hundreds of billions dollar industry

 No.999900

no norms are too busy consuming normfee normohol or normtea they hate sugarwater

 No.999901

those are all sugar water

 No.999902

its the norm kind

 No.999903

i take my coffee black

 No.999904

hehe have the chino banner

 No.999905

>>999900
dont know where you heard that the amount of norms that drink it in public putting their shameful habits on display for all is staggering

 No.999906

File: 1577073504776-0.jpg (706.43 KB, 3024x4032, ots11mabwme21.jpg)

File: 1577073504776-1.jpg (182.92 KB, 1024x768, 20131106-181631.jpg)

File: 1577073504776-2.jpg (187.07 KB, 1027x1500, 81jeed9FzyL._SL1500_.jpg)

sugar water trifecta

 No.999907

love a nice gallon of arizona

 No.999908

dont talk to me till ive had my decaff

 No.999909

norm

 No.999910

sigh gonno snooze through 1mil

 No.999912

sounds like you need some cawfee

 No.999913

no i need to quit my job

 No.999914

hope the sugar water mate mixed the sugar water with the ice cream

 No.999915

wish i was neet

 No.999916

NOThing better than a root beer float

 No.999917

sarsaparilla

 No.999918

anyone know m0e

 No.999919

lets get to a million posts so i can snooze

 No.999920

wish i was moe love moe characters

 No.999921

yardwork time

 No.999922

opened my gifts with a razor blade earlier today uncle got me a light box thing that goes behind the rectangle lights up in different colors for different holidays

 No.999923

die yardnorm

 No.999924

what the flip christmas isnt for three days

 No.999925

you should be emptying out the sock drawer to make room for the new socks

 No.999926

yule was yesterday

 No.999927

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 No.999928

wish i had friends

 No.999929

wonder if he bought it because it shows a picture of a computer monitor in a darkened room and thought it would be perfect for me sigh

 No.999930

pic

 No.999931

already sealed the wrapping paper back up cant until christmas

 No.999932

you mean you were peaking at your presents you little shit

 No.999933

never peaked at my presents im an honest man

 No.999934

moms paying off my credit card for xmas

 No.999935

pussy

 No.999936

die credit card norm

 No.999938

bed time wont be around for the get ill pray for you

 No.999939

just stay awake its that easy

 No.999940

dont wanna see the get know its gonno fail

 No.999941

were almost there

 No.999943

spermed hard to a nice mmd gonno stay up until the get then snooze

 No.999944

fire up the bots

 No.999945

sigh im NOT gonno make the get its past bed time

 No.999946

>>999940
going to yank my ethernet out 999998 and skip for a few days

 No.999948


 No.999949

pasted emptyposter

 No.999950

its starting

 No.999952

feeling chest pain hope its NOT serious

 No.999954

bare your chest and breathe deep

 No.999957

whip out the vaporub

 No.999958

waited until bed before using the inhaler

 No.999960

pnigs NOT in prison

 No.999961

is he dead already

 No.999962

senko

 No.999963

senko doesnt come to neets

 No.999964

neets get misaki

 No.999965

give me a senko any day what good is misaki just aNOTher mentally ill foid that only pays attention to you because she considers herself to be so far above your level and then she tries to convince you to kill yourself with her

 No.999966

never had a girl come to the door besides those jehovahs witnesses that i spat and swore at

 No.999967

isnt that what misaki was

 No.999968

what about the pizza girl

 No.999969

never had pizza delivery whats it like

 No.999970

dont think i could handle a pizza delivery without having a panic attack

 No.999971

>>999966
eighty percent of success is showing up
you missed your chance just like a neet

 No.999972

hey hima im tucked in bed hehe think im gonno watch a nice kay

 No.999973

pizza delivery is for richnorms

 No.999974

>>999965
im mentally ill and think of myself as above the norms and pretty much everyone while also thinking that im a worthless blob o shite

 No.999975

>>999973
its cheap

 No.999976

die richnorm

 No.999977

girls are allowed to be mentally ill though
when a low status male does it nobody thinks its unique or cute anymore

 No.999978

i think im cute

 No.999979

File: 1577077979327.jpg (61.05 KB, 960x720, SAM_024.jpg)

hb fresh neetcut boys

 No.999980

>>999974
that isnt mental illness its called being enlightened

 No.999981

hehe always thought that headshape was funny its like an egg crack it open fry it up

 No.999982

depressive narcissistic losers are from mars borderline histrionic whores are from venus

 No.999983

its coming

 No.999984

let the norms tell me i was mentally ill until i realized i was simply enlightened

 No.999985

im a gamer i game

 No.999986

you can tell by the forced increase in activity sigh just get it over with

 No.999987

>>999974
thats arrogance

 No.999988

cant stop now

 No.999989

i have to stop posting i dont want to waste the get

 No.999990

its at 90 now time to stop posting and let kog take the reins

 No.999991

mexican standoff

 No.999992

panicking

 No.999994

me see matching number me happy

 No.999995

flip flip flappin flip

 No.999996

i see you there with the text box already filled out

 No.999997

hehe caught me

 No.1000000

boles is innocent

 No.1000002

paste

 No.1000003

pasted

 No.1000004

its over back to shamiko

 No.1000005

paste bolegets

 No.1000006

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 No.1000007

daddy cool

 No.1000008

sigh was going for a yuka get

 No.1000009

sigh cant snooze now heart is beating too fast

 No.1000010

File: 1577078351883.jpg (32.2 KB, 328x508, linus.JPG)

was gonno post this

 No.1000012

>>1000000
basted

 No.1000013

count the number of raiders

 No.1000014

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 No.1000015

NOTorious baby potato chef laughing at his victims parents in court

 No.1000016

pnig.......

 No.1000017

kind of feels empty how we didnt even get raided like the last time there was a big get imageboards are a dying medium

 No.1000018

dont even know boles i feel left out just like school again(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.1000019

gthr

 No.1000020

>>1000014
me when i hear gran having seizures outside my door while begging for her medication

 No.1000021

love raiding

 No.1000022

wait wheres 999998

 No.1000023

>>1000018
when was that two weeks ago

 No.1000025

its in aNOTher thread the tricky bastard

 No.1000026

paste nb

 No.1000027

>>1000017
hima still is the most influential board in the world

 No.1000028

wasnt me

 No.1000029

take me back to 2015 and post number 160 flip this

 No.1000030

dont want to be influential

 No.1000031

hima influenza

 No.1000032

miss <1000000 hima

 No.1000033

cant believe i just got owned by gaysuz

 No.1000034

its over

 No.1000035

theres no going back we can only march forward to the ritual

 No.1000036

is the ritual tonight

 No.1000037

File: 1577078864518.png (Spoiler Image, 23.23 KB, 303x246, discord.PNG)


 No.1000038

no youve still got a few months to quit your job and neet hard

 No.1000039

hate discordteens im raging

 No.1000040

had a bunch of cold ones two pizzas half a bottle of primitivo wine time to snooze

 No.1000041

and you wonder why youre fat

 No.1000042

>>1000037
baste and obsessed

 No.1000043

im big boned

 No.1000044

gonno get a petty 55 get

 No.1000045

File: 1577079126806.webm (682.7 KB, 800x450, gets.webm)


 No.1000046

the norms barely even post here anymore except to lay a big fat shite on himas face

 No.1000047

we must bow to the norms

 No.1000048

get get get get got got got got

 No.1000049

>>1000045
still dont know what this expression is trying to convey

 No.1000050

its conveying gets

 No.1000051

looking back through all those threads it seems himako may have gotten annoyed with my daily emails

 No.1000052

time to snooze and slave

 No.1000053

woke up read the thread howled at 999999 great job

 No.1000054

should i start cracking the $10.50 6 pack i bought for christmas

 No.1000055

what the flip i can buy a thirty rack for that money

 No.1000056

thought i should get something fancy

 No.1000057

big ronald banner

 No.1000058

refresh quick its a bad omen

 No.1000059

eating a candy apple hehe wonder if thisll keep the doctor away

 No.1000060

new a friend

 No.1000061

missed the 1m get cause i was doing yardwork sigh

 No.1000062

fool

 No.1000063

wish i had a friend

 No.1000064

gonno start watching strike the blood

 No.1000065

great idea its good

 No.1000066


 No.1000067

>>1000061
yardwork in hell norm

 No.1000068

File: 1577083230481.mp4 (3.1 MB, かにかま - 全自動鹿目さん手こき機が完成した-1208941351363989504.mp4)


 No.1000069

wheres the prostate massage version

 No.1000070

die homo

 No.1000071


 No.1000072

had a nice jo but forgot what i jod to

 No.1000073

im NOT gay god gave men prostates im gonno use it

 No.1000074

NOThin in the bible against a good prostate massage

 No.1000075

ate too many sweets NOT feelin good anymore

 No.1000077

bhole is leaking again

 No.1000078

dont drink sugarwater

 No.1000079

feeling it deep in my ears wish i had someone to clean them out this is the worst

 No.1000080

anyone grinding the fgo lottery

 No.1000081

im NOT a gachanorm

 No.1000082

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 No.1000084

sigh pixiv being slow i cant edge like this

 No.1000085

File: 1577089133801.png (Spoiler Image, 174.52 KB, 295x366, 1359599768472.png)


 No.1000086

>>1000061
go to hell digger

 No.1000087

>>1000017
most raids are just me anyways

 No.1000088

gonno see if i can keep edging till the new year love a good long edge

 No.1000089

>>1000086
i wasnt digging i was mowing and line trimming and grinding up palm leaves

 No.1000090

gth landownorm

 No.1000091

woke up was the get epic

 No.1000092

it was epin

 No.1000093

NOT telling a skiper

 No.1000094

File: 1577091039360.jpg (86.7 KB, 576x1024, CLSlgqiUEAEG-yj.jpg)


 No.1000095

flip you for posting that

 No.1000096

i will get the 1111111 get

 No.1000097

wonder how the 1mil get guy is feeling hope he got a nice dopamine surge

 No.1000098

>>1000082
snap or snap

 No.1000099

>>1000000
paste turt

 No.1000101

mom bought me beer without me asking gonno crack it open also had a delicious caesar salad which i couldnt digest most of

 No.1000102

great sexy ladyjo time to snooze it off

 No.1000103

me too but the nights still starting

 No.1000104

love a good caesar salad

 No.1000105

File: 1577102961561.png (1.41 MB, 1600x1633, __tiffy_original_drawn_by_fast_runner_2024__94….png)

woke up

 No.1000106

package today cant wait

 No.1000108

climate change is having its effect this is the warmest winter we have ever had in this country and the weather is all flipped up

 No.1000109

>>1000107
uli...

 No.1000110

i thought uli had a gf and irl friendcircle

 No.1000111

they all abandoned him once he stopped being popular on the internet

 No.1000112

>>1000107
this is why a lot of men will wageslave so hard

 No.1000113

holding a neetlog in

 No.1000114

love doing hard work with my fellow men

 No.1000116

alright turt we get it youre gay

 No.1000117

have you tried the steel mill

 No.1000118

we work hard
we play hard

 No.1000119

File: 1577115331350.jpeg (730.21 KB, 2032x1524, C5E954CB-03C4-4265-994A-6C30E79236B8.jpeg)


 No.1000120

wokebup

 No.1000121

File: 1577117401415.png (1.25 MB, 1440x3040, 1577109085429.png)


 No.1000122

File: 1577117817335.png (29.35 KB, 910x680, 6789e69d3ddd.png)

this was the most expensive most important thing i have ever had shipped and this happens it was supposed to be delivered friday but they keep delaying it was first saturday then monday now tuesday flipping hell hope its NOT lost never lost something in the mail before

 No.1000123

what is it

 No.1000124

>>1000121
how hard can it be to drive around delivering packages its NOT like hes using his brain or much of his muscles

 No.1000125

its pills

 No.1000126


 No.1000127

been gaming hard cracking beers and cokes open lost some gold gambling and my cat was being tard so i patted her and flipped her over and giggled saying i flipped the kitty

 No.1000128

>>1000122
im nervously pacing around waiting for a package today where the same thing happened hehe

 No.1000129

wish i could be a ceo of a large company and fire anyone i see with a tattoo

 No.1000130

the tattoos is how you know theyre hard

 No.1000131

>>1000112
its a known cope for NOT having a family

 No.1000132

hima is my family

 No.1000133

hima isnt my family hate my family love my himafriends

 No.1000134

edged too much feel the burning in my urethra

 No.1000135

File: 1577122917508.jpg (Spoiler Image, 275.65 KB, 952x720, 1575872508889.jpg)


 No.1000136

gth teen

 No.1000137

sorry

 No.1000138

sigh so many cute single tard girls streaming on niconico

 No.1000139

oo oooooo

 No.1000140

theyre only pretending to get more views never trust a foid

 No.1000141

you can always trust a woman

 No.1000142

die worshipper

 No.1000143

hate the edgy look i have wish my face was more friendly and unintimidating

 No.1000144

pic

 No.1000145

you could wear a mask

 No.1000146

ive worn a mask my entire life noone knows the real me

 No.1000147

so what if you can see the darkest side of me

 No.1000148

if you cant handle me at my worst then you dont deserve me at my best

 No.1000149

if your worst is able to be handled youre a norm

 No.1000150

>>1000119
thats a sigh

 No.1000151

got my box hima now im eating some leftover pizza

 No.1000152

File: 1577126452216.jpg (521.83 KB, 1024x768, __ikamusume_and_sakura_kiyomi_shinryaku_ikamus….jpg)

got this banner

 No.1000153

they look like theyre being wedgied you cant game with a wedgie

 No.1000154

mom wouldnt let me play astro city sigh

 No.1000155

File: 1577128934996.jpg (1.77 MB, 2508x3541, EMcwjLAUEAAcdSt.jpg)


 No.1000156

mornin hima wish to outrage a sexy ladies modesty

 No.1000157


 No.1000158

winter solstice was the 21st flipping missed it but at least the days are going to start getting longer

 No.1000159


 No.1000160

was supposed to live an adventurous life at sea instead was born in the era of gamer streams and foids rights

 No.1000161

got a nice metal blackout roller installed on me window hehe room gets pitch blakc now

 No.1000162

its only like three hundred dollars to get your sea license and then you can go wild

 No.1000163

wouldnt mind sailing around the globe with my mates fishing our food stopping by remote islands in the pacific and just having a jolly good time

 No.1000164

wish i had 300 dollars

 No.1000165

its NOT the same there are maritime laws and the ports arent as rowdy as they once were

 No.1000166

im sure a small boat could still get away with doing as they please the ocean is just way too large

 No.1000167

how many ports have you been in

 No.1000168

moms making threats about me getting a job but when i bring up applying as a janitor she recoils and tells me to work customer service instead

 No.1000169

tell mom youre gonno be a pirate

 No.1000170

apply for everything and see who calls you back

 No.1000171

go into construction learn to be a man

 No.1000172

File: 1577131400289.jpg (452.65 KB, 2508x3541, boob.jpg)


 No.1000173

uh oh shes gonno burst

 No.1000174

im a gamer i game

 No.1000175

based jan hating mom

 No.1000176

just found out that latex foam pillows are better than memory foam ones i need to buy one now

 No.1000177

>>1000170
are you supposed to find each individual business or is there a website that you can apply to everything at

 No.1000178

indeed.com and monster.com there is others too sometimes they redirect to their own website and thats kind of annoying

 No.1000179

just work night security its that easy

 No.1000180

become a bouncer like nb

 No.1000181


 No.1000182

>>1000168
weird how mom wants me to work at a call center when im a mute

 No.1000183


 No.1000184

she wants you to come out of your shell

 No.1000185


 No.1000186

why does he talk like that

 No.1000187

go back there norm

 No.1000188

back where

 No.1000189

to discord

 No.1000190

>>1000185
is this a ross vid

 No.1000191


 No.1000192

gonno nap

 No.1000193

ate a baloney sandwich

 No.1000194

was it oscar mayer

 No.1000195

mom dropped off spaghetti

 No.1000196

throats sore hima its over

 No.1000197


 No.1000198

File: 1577135640429.gif (135.26 KB, 885x948, 1577135340981.gif)


 No.1000199

senko

 No.1000200

moaned out of bed

 No.1000201

dont like that gif

 No.1000202

senko come back

 No.1000203

wonder how post 1 million hima will be

 No.1000204

told mommy i dont drink until after 6 what she doesnt know is that i get up at 3 or 4 hehe

 No.1000205

File: 1577136639303.mp4 (12.64 MB, bird.mp4)


 No.1000206

would love to snap their necks

 No.1000207

why

 No.1000208


 No.1000209

cant believe children arent allowed play outside anymore because a small handful of kids got fsnapped dont parents realize its a 1 in a 10 million chance

 No.1000210

glowing rectangle is infinitely more entertaining than outside

 No.1000211

ya but how am i suppose to sexy ladywatch without any sexy ladies to watch

 No.1000212

>>1000209
norms are braindead and work entirely on emotion and misguided beliefs what else is new

 No.1000213

the fools literally climb into 3500 pound steel death cages every day putting themselves at the mercy of every other 70IQ amerinigger distracted driver but think guns should be outlawed because of muh schools constantly ashamed to be born a human

 No.1000214

love how mom talks to her furbaby as if its human

 No.1000215

wonder how the female brain how do they look at an adult dog and think its a baby it makes no sense

 No.1000216


 No.1000217

dreading the day mom hears the term incel on the news or in a tv show and asks me what it is

 No.1000218

why would you know what it is just tell her you have no idea

 No.1000219

she can tell when im lying

 No.1000220

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 No.1000221

hehe im an expert at lying

 No.1000222

shes beautiful

 No.1000223

five cans of dew left might stay up gaming until tomorrow night to fix my sleep

 No.1000224

you gotta restock first five cans is NOT enough

 No.1000225

that never works its downhill from here

 No.1000226

why fix your sleep just sleep when you want game when you want its your life you dont need to conform

 No.1000227

i would be able to avoid mom more if i got up 10-12 hours earlier

 No.1000228

tried that before its NOT worth missing out on hot meals

 No.1000229

my mom cant cook gotta fend for myself

 No.1000230

ya but she smell rages if i try to whip up something in the middle of the night

 No.1000231

youre supposed to turn the fan above the stove on when you are making grilled cheeses and smoking at 3 am to prevent that

 No.1000232

get yourself a portable induction stove top and a mini fridge freezer combo you dont need to use the kitchen

 No.1000233

>>1000231
thats loud

 No.1000234

File: 1577142001075.png (153.04 KB, 500x500, oog.png)


 No.1000235

if you keep it on the low setting it isnt more NOTiceable than any of the other appliances ive tested how loud it is from moms room

 No.1000236

mom said shes going on a diet yesterday but then today said shes ordering chinese takeout i dont get it

 No.1000237

thats foids dont bother trying to understand

 No.1000238

foids are always going on a diet

 No.1000239

coworkers are sending me merry christmas messages

 No.1000240

die norm

 No.1000241

File: 1577143180286.jpg (534.33 KB, 1045x1500, 304.jpg)


 No.1000242

*cries*

 No.1000243

wonder what its like to be a foid dont they have no refractory period id probably spend all day just me and a vibrator

 No.1000244


 No.1000245

vevonorm

 No.1000246

how do i lose weight

 No.1000247

stop eating

 No.1000248

you already know the answer youre just asking so you can say its too hard

 No.1000249


 No.1000250

i live to eat

 No.1000252

first tallboy has been cracked i repeat first tallboy has been cracked the chili pot is on the stove

 No.1000253

mom just came home with chick fila

 No.1000254

could go for some tendies

 No.1000255

gonno eat cookies for dinner

 No.1000256

that reminds me its tea and biscuit time

 No.1000257

should i become an escortcel

 No.1000258

hope you all bought mom a christmas present got mine a wireless mouse

 No.1000259

if you have norm blood you can escortcel and love it but if you dont youll probably regret it forever

 No.1000260

why would you pay a foid to be with her theyd need to pay me to get close to their disgusting bodies

 No.1000261

we dont celebrate christmas

 No.1000262

im dreaming of a white christmas

 No.1000263

should i wallstare

 No.1000264

hate normsmas

 No.1000265

for example onseki used to hang out at soaplands and flip 45 year old roasts and love every minute of it and eventually put that experience towards finding a 30 year old roast he didnt have to pay to flip but freakeye said his experience was terrible and it got him no closer to ascending

 No.1000266

love christmas the whole family fights and cries its a bloodbath i stay in my room and game

 No.1000267

boogerwall is full gonno have to grab the ol scsnapr

 No.1000268

gonno have invaders tomorrow need to grab supplies tonight

 No.1000269

brett was put here on this earth for a higher purpose seki is just white trash peasant stock

 No.1000270

File: 1577146066793.jpg (Spoiler Image, 102.67 KB, 1600x900, phwe.jpg)


 No.1000271

the invaders are coming

 No.1000272

when will freakeye return to deliver us from this hell the discordnorms created

 No.1000273

worshipper hours

 No.1000274

hate worshippers ive never trusted someone with a name

 No.1000275

whats your new years resolution

 No.1000276

we are all resolved to the ritual

 No.1000277

gonno get abs for summer

 No.1000278

got a winter bod

 No.1000279

cant believe i was a norma this entire flippin time

 No.1000280

starting to wish i had a gyaru gf

 No.1000281

why

 No.1000282

nonsummerjack will be at the mansion

 No.1000283

>>1000281
tired of manually joing need a girl to do it for me

 No.1000284

woke up

 No.1000285

you should have thought about that before going incel

 No.1000286

hate when i put way too much pasta on my plate but end up eating it all anyway because it would be a waste

 No.1000287

love pasta love feastin simple as that

 No.1000288

heck ya its time to feast

 No.1000289

time to FUCK

 No.1000290


 No.1000291

just had a nice nonsummerjo

 No.1000292

just had my gyaru gf give me a powerflip

 No.1000294

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 No.1000295

lots of norms lately

 No.1000296

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i recommend this

 No.1000297

what am i supposed to do with this

 No.1000298

share it with your bros on discord

 No.1000299

die teen

 No.1000300

go back to discord norm

 No.1000301

or be destroyed

 No.1000302

hate discordteens

 No.1000303

normseki and the discordteens

 No.1000304

told you that normnig making all those secret boards would lead to NOThing good

 No.1000305

discord is calling the shots now youre NOThing more than cockroaches

 No.1000306

we need a new jp spinoff

 No.1000307

its over the jp dream is dead

 No.1000308

neetblog may have defected but i will never bow to the discordnorms

 No.1000309

normblog

 No.1000310

most of the board has either found employment or is seeking it
even neetblog is working hard and has gotten down to 185lbs and its probably only a matter of time until he meets a nice virgin girl at church

get with the times

 No.1000311

nah

 No.1000312

should i shave for christmas

 No.1000313

die newlinorm

 No.1000314

a new board where teens are banned on sight a haven for jp posters

 No.1000315

why would you shave its uncomfortable and the hair growing back hurts just grow it out

 No.1000316

>>1000310
gonno be a neet again soon and then ill blimp out

 No.1000317

return of the blog

 No.1000318

havent shaved in a while

 No.1000319

die numales

 No.1000320

never shaved my balls or crack wonder what it feels like

 No.1000321

its soft and smooth for a while but once it starts growing back its like sandpaper

 No.1000322

my unibrow is my charm point

 No.1000323

wonder if any babies post on hima

 No.1000324

>>1000315
bossll have my ass if i dont shave

 No.1000325

sexy little baby here

 No.1000326

had bad gas all day

 No.1000327

gasser

 No.1000328

sigh only get christmas off

 No.1000329

die

 No.1000330

hehe i get all month and more off

 No.1000331

die

 No.1000332

how can you tell people to die what if they die

 No.1000333

wish i wasnt too much of a coward to quit

 No.1000334

need this headache to go away pisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 No.1000335

just jo

 No.1000336

pop some tylenol fixes my headaches

 No.1000337

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 No.1000338

puked up some pasta

 No.1000339

die teen

 No.1000340

there are talks about knocking down all the walls and making it an open office ill be quitting at that moment

 No.1000341

love openoffice

 No.1000342

hate word editors

 No.1000343

wish i had a cubicle for my neet cave

 No.1000344

i just use calc

 No.1000345

hate norms hate discord simple as that

 No.1000346

pasted norm hater

 No.1000347

the gas keeps building up with no release shes gonno blow

 No.1000349

you need some fiber i take three pills a day or try an enema

 No.1000350

youre NOT supposed to eat fiber you cant digest it

 No.1000351

thought enemas were to prepare your bhole for a nice flipping

 No.1000352

NOT digesting it is the point

 No.1000353

its bad for you

 No.1000354

enemas are a medical device NOT for sodomy

 No.1000355

love a good sodomizing

 No.1000356

bholes dont get flipped its only in smut

 No.1000357

its NOT from fiber its because i was full of air last night but too lazy to sit up and burp

 No.1000358

i flip man ass

 No.1000359

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 No.1000360

i
pinch balls
all day
just because
i like it so much

 No.1000361

love a good burping i stand and pat myself on the chest and it eventually comes out

 No.1000362

are you a baby

 No.1000363


 No.1000364

im NOT a baby

 No.1000365


 No.1000366

never changed a dipe before whats it like

 No.1000367

stinky

 No.1000368

if you norm hard you can find out in nine months

 No.1000369

wish i had a daughter with long black hair i could brush but i was pilled into antinatalism even if i found the dragonballs and made it out of inceldom

 No.1000371

boys cant play with dolls

 No.1000372

theyre called action figures

 No.1000373

mom took my pones away

 No.1000374

pasted mom

 No.1000375

greasing hard need a darkshower

 No.1000376

throat is getting worse think im sick

 No.1000377

its just gas

 No.1000378

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knock knock

 No.1000379

mom said im NOT allowed to answer the door after 5pm sorry

 No.1000380


 No.1000381

remember to take you iodine supplement

 No.1000382

>>1000378
hope this happens soon the amagami challenge is almost over

 No.1000383

whats your address ill be right there

 No.1000384

55 clarence st
belfield new south wales

 No.1000385

told myself id eat only japanese portions from now on but now im sitting here in a foodcoma after eating so much

 No.1000386

eat a yuka portion

 No.1000387


 No.1000388

eat sumo portions

 No.1000389

hehe love a good prank

 No.1000390

whyd everyone stop posting

 No.1000391

gonno go on a nice nightwalk gotta get supplies

 No.1000392

im a gamer i game simple as that

 No.1000394

love gaming

 No.1000395

need more posts need more dopamine

 No.1000396

himaaaaaaaaaaa

 No.1000397

post post post i need posts

 No.1000398

no reason to post here anymore too many norms no reason to post a there anymore

 No.1000399

2020 is the year where i quit my job get a gym membership bulk hard and leave humanity behind ill be waking up at 4 pm and going to bed at dawn gonno game hard himapost hard drink hard train hard tardout hard and get big

 No.1000400

alcohol inhibits muscle development

 No.1000402

neither of those were known to be jacked

 No.1000403


 No.1000404

showered hope mom goes to sleep soon so i can raid the kitchen for survival gear

 No.1000405

mom made me change the second sheet on my bed usually have two sheets and just change the top one but underneath the second one were the spermstainspots was embarrassing

 No.1000406

gonno poo

 No.1000407

how can you live like that have some decency

 No.1000408

mom found the shit drawer

 No.1000409

whens the stream

 No.1000410

when you download obs and hit start streaming

 No.1000411

rude

 No.1000412

im scared of being judged i cant stream

 No.1000413

really hope the us nukes china they cant keep getting away with this sick stuff

 No.1000414

hate that ugly rat looking bitch

 No.1000415

cant wait for facial recognition technology to deem me incel and have the government send me a monthly stipend to convince me NOT to shoot up a mall

 No.1000417

>>1000415
it would be cheaper for them to just kill you by spiking your food supply

 No.1000419

ritual

 No.1000421

tired of the ritual meme it started too early now its burned out

 No.1000422

die doubter

 No.1000423


 No.1000424

hate coreans

 No.1000425

black hole sun

 No.1000426


 No.1000427


 No.1000429

gth

 No.1000430

made some chicken sandwiches

 No.1000431

one more day of work before i get one day off and then two more days of work

 No.1000432

back in the cage

 No.1000433

why dont people who live in places where they put gore on cigarette packs just throw the pack away and put the cigs in a case

 No.1000434

wish a cute girl would keep me in a cage

 No.1000435

mom forgot to get my lucky charms at the store so im eating the rest of her cookies

 No.1000437

what the flip lucky charms are pure sugar eat your shredded wheat

 No.1000438

ball musk is too powerful ive changed my underwear and shorts and its still seeping through sigh what do i do

 No.1000439

never eat shredded wheat

 No.1000440

take a nice scalding bath

 No.1000441

>>1000438
wash your balls in the shower

 No.1000442

dont use soap

 No.1000443

ive got balls of steel

 No.1000444

forgot to rub moisturizer on my glans

 No.1000445

dont know what shredded wheat is but i love sugar

 No.1000446

why would you want to get rid of it love my ballmusk NOThing gets me more excited

 No.1000447

shredded wheat is literally covered in sugar

 No.1000448

a showers gonno be real boring and a waste of time but i might have to dont want mom to accidentily smell it through my shorts

 No.1000449

its NOT thats frosted shredded wheat get the unfrosted kind

 No.1000450


 No.1000451

hate when mom sniffs my groin to check for odor

 No.1000452

activated my monitors piss filter

 No.1000453

>>1000450
hell yeah stream it

 No.1000455

>>1000452
read this post and had to piss

 No.1000456

24 hours

 No.1000458

christmas

 No.1000460

25 hours until christmas

 No.1000461


 No.1000462

think i have an ingrown fingernail

 No.1000463

never figured out the difference between avi and mp4

 No.1000464

youre a freak

 No.1000465

i got one on my toenail once but the skin on my feet was so calloused i was able to fix it this one hurts

 No.1000466


 No.1000467

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 No.1000469

was really drunk the other night still hurt too much to pull the nail out of the skin sigh this is the end

 No.1000470

hehe alcohol induced self mutilation

 No.1000471


 No.1000472

NOT clicking that didnt need to see that thumbnail today

 No.1000473

ok showered it was really boring but the ball musk has been eliminated re used my shorts too since they were my last pair and cant smell a thing

 No.1000474

havent worn shorts in a decade don't feel comfortable showing my legs

 No.1000475

shorts are essential for letting the ball musk fill your room

 No.1000476

glad the ball musk arc is over

 No.1000477

time for the hima christmas special its christmas eve

 No.1000478

20 more minutes dont get ahead of yourself

 No.1000479

jacked now i snoze

 No.1000480

that means theres still time for the amagami challenge

 No.1000481

why do american cartoons go out of their way to make the characters as unjoable as possible if this show was produced in japan theyd all be super sexy chav bints

 No.1000482

normagami

 No.1000483

they dont have pure souls anymore

 No.1000484


 No.1000485

all western part is unjoable i dont get how patreon artists get so successful you can find better art free on pixiv

 No.1000486

thats a pretty sexy little girl ollie

 No.1000487

>>1000476
it never ended

 No.1000488

>>1000481
didnt jo to ginger but i did jo to the older sister in wild thornberries

 No.1000490

>>1000481
its the goofy nickelodeon style everything to look weird and covered in green slime

 No.1000491

has to

 No.1000492

so bored i did the dishes

 No.1000493

>>1000489
coward

 No.1000494

hate dishes leave it until the smell and mold makes me clean it

 No.1000495

die moldlarp

 No.1000496

gonno start typing in lolspeak

 No.1000497

its NOT roleplay it doesnt take that long for mold to develop in still water and wet sponges a norm wouldnt understand

 No.1000498

what happened to leetspeak have all the hackers died out

 No.1000500

wonder if the hackers watch me jo

 No.1000501

wish there was something to do

 No.1000503

just jo and sleep

 No.1000504

game anime hima youtube

 No.1000505

hiiimaaaaa

 No.1000507

wish i could cuddle with some cold feet

 No.1000508

piss bottles are full

 No.1000509

>>1000506
then do it

 No.1000510

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 No.1000511

stocked up on water beef jerky and crackers gonno game until morning and try to snooze all day

 No.1000512

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 No.1000513

hurt feeling & butttroubled

 No.1000514

love foot-san and his calluses

 No.1000515

tried to give myself a foot fetish but kept getting reminded of mom forcing me to rub her disgusting rock hard calloused feet as a child

 No.1000516

wonder if theres a fundamental difference in the japanese social psyche that makes them produce and consume pornographs of animated media at an accelerated rate

 No.1000517

cant believe how steamed thorfinn gets at askeladd just because of a little bad blood from years ago

 No.1000518

pasted footslave i made mom rub mine

 No.1000519

hate seeing 19 year old teens on 4

 No.1000520

you were one once

 No.1000522

they dont even respect seniority

 No.1000524


 No.1000525


 No.1000526

oops wrong site
https://www.strawpoll.me/19128584
now take this one go now hurry

 No.1000527

screamer

 No.1000528

how do i create one where you rank them instead of choosing one

 No.1000529

pollnorm

 No.1000530

accidentally spermed to a man

 No.1000531

wonder if pnig really thought he could uhh haha his way out of outraging the modesty of his 10 year old cousin and documenting it by the terabyte on his unlocked computer or if he knew it would catch up with him someday

 No.1000532

love the wifes son meme so pithy hehe

 No.1000533

so what

 No.1000534


 No.1000535

last year he give the heart next day she give away this year he saves from tears he gives to special someone

 No.1000536

hate when something bad pops into my head right when sperming

 No.1000537

love me coal love me jesus love me sister love me limbaugh love me trump simple as

 No.1000538

die norm dont post again

 No.1000539

ok boomer

 No.1000540

ban

 No.1000541

sigh had some based fruit popsicles but im all out cant believe there were only 6 in the pack

 No.1000542

wonder if anything will be different tomorrow

 No.1000544

look who came out of his cave

 No.1000545

gonno stay in the cave

 No.1000546

simply hate seeing norms monkey through their phone feeds looking for something completely fucking stupid to consume and the moment i feel like im doing something similar i have to stop and go to the yell cave

 No.1000547

morning hima playin some job simulator

 No.1000548

wonder what clubguy is up to

 No.1000549

The Jan Who Banned the World

 No.1000550

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 No.1000551

File: 1577190357482.jpg (124.57 KB, 602x720, me .jpg)

me warosuko and dookmin

 No.1000552

ban

 No.1000553

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>>1000552
you go

 No.1000554

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have you been good this year

 No.1000555

im a gamer i awaken

 No.1000556

i am three and a half years old again dad is drunk in a fight with mom he yells bullshit i giggle nervously at the naughty word and get his attention mom walks out he talks to me he says shes saying bullshit he picks up a large medicine ball and roars and drunkenly throws it at me i run i dodge i fleeout into the darkness of the night while he struggles to get up off the couch without staggering i run towards mom to grab onto her leg and be safe but shes holding a kettle of boiling water it spills on me

Im seven years old dads allowed to come up to visit me he asks me if im looking forward to my sixth birthday i dont know what to say mom tells him im almost eight and i cant look him in the eye later he gers drunk gets into a fight with my mother in her own house and yells at her he orders a pizza and keeps me up past my bedtime and since hes wasted from deinking from the brown paper bag he tells me over and over thats he loves me and im the best kid in the whole world then he gets into aNOTher yelling fight with my mom and i go get a golf club from the attic and steel my resolve and get ready to tell him to leave the house he gets a wakeup call seeing me holding nthe only weapon i can and starts crying and i feel like its my fault

funny how christmas brings out the best memories isnt it hima

 No.1000557

love me dad love me mum simple as

 No.1000558

>>1000556
paste liar

 No.1000559

have memories from when i was a kid of running from dad why are dads so violent

 No.1000560

wouldnt you be a bit annoyed even violent at times if you got a low iq coddling tardmom pregnant and so got stuck supporting her and her autistic failure of a son

 No.1000561

mom and dad always yelled hate yellers

 No.1000563


 No.1000564

>>1000560
he could just leave

 No.1000565

could also say that thats what he gets for being a sexnorm and passing down his shit genes

 No.1000567

decided to be a youtuber what should my backstory be and whats my deal

 No.1000568

love telling relatives that their genes are garbage and thats why i will never breed when they start up the gf talk

 No.1000569

dad always calls me gay

 No.1000570

is he right

 No.1000571

no

 No.1000572

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 No.1000573

>>1000568
yep thats a yike

 No.1000574

>>1000558
NOThing about that post is a lei i told my dad i wished he wasnt so drunk and he said he wished he had a son who wasnt so self righteous how flipping dare he i called him a failure of a man and called mom to come pick me up before you laugh NOT being able to Drive doesnt make you a failure of a man it makes you a manbay a failure of a man is an incapable father

 No.1000575

>he said he wished he had a son who wasnt so self righteous how flipping dare he

 No.1000576

sorry to break it to you but a manbaby is quite literally a technical man who has thus far failed to be a man its massive semantics cope to argue that

 No.1000577

hate abusednorms who would otherwise be complete dadvoice normsucceses with their genetic roll if their dad didnt beat or snap them or whatever

 No.1000578

love how after i got big i dont have to live in fear like i did as a child love breaking stuff in a rage and striking fear in everyone living in the house

 No.1000579

that is epic cringe my dude posting that one to fail army

 No.1000580

why do you hate daddy-o when you act just like him

 No.1000581

>>1000574
daddy needs his drink to be happy maybe you should join him and beat mom together

 No.1000582

if anyone crosses me in the mansion be warned im going to wreck the shop

 No.1000583

>>1000575
this is after his alcoholism ruined the marriage and left me without a father figure for my life and traumatized me as a child so yeah it is unreasonable to say that wishing that he sticks to his AA program is self righteous and flip you driver i am a true neet who doesnt leave the house unless i am forced to

 No.1000585

preritual origin story sharing

 No.1000586

its the flashback of the villian character to make you empathise and make the writers seems smart and able to make cahracters that have more traits than just baste or tard

 No.1000587

i dont even know who the villain is so they failed in writing memorable characters

 No.1000588

the villain was defeated months ago but the story is wrapping up

 No.1000589

no thats just the setback in the heros journey to teach him humility

 No.1000590

who would be the hero of hima whos the villain and whos the incel best sunohara friend

 No.1000591

woke up throat hurts more headache fever joint pain now im feeling the christmas spirit

 No.1000592

>>1000590
nb is the hero pnig is the villain and you are the incel friend

 No.1000593

the villain has been defeated already what do we do now

 No.1000594

now were in the hima twilight era

 No.1000595


 No.1000596

woke up

 No.1000597

merry christmas eve

 No.1000598

its happy holidays you nazi

 No.1000599


 No.1000600

gonno preach the gospel to my cat

 No.1000601

gonno go christmas caroling

 No.1000602

found a flea on my arm

 No.1000603

nice dogblog

 No.1000604

hate dogs

 No.1000605

scheduled a nice chloejo for tonight

 No.1000606

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 No.1000607

im a sithlord hima

 No.1000608

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 No.1000609

gamers rise up

 No.1000610

im a gamer

 No.1000611

hima gonno wait for a dip and buy amd calls

 No.1000612

die norm

 No.1000613

you wont call me a norm once i become a millionaire

 No.1000614

die already

 No.1000615

package is out for delivery

 No.1000616

hell yeah post that unboxing

 No.1000617

dont open until christmas

 No.1000618

was listening to soichi terada and the ape escape 3 soundtrack came up in the suggestions forgot all about that pnig used to love ape escape

 No.1000619

we need aNOTher nig to replace him now

 No.1000620

this track is insane was this really in a childrens game hehe

 No.1000621

hes going to have to pull one more ape escape to get out of hot water

 No.1000622

10 years of anal snap

 No.1000623

tired of seeing christmas stuff when is it over

 No.1000624

calm down muhammad

 No.1000625

my imam told me christmas is the devils holiday

 No.1000626

i condone beating foids but NOT while youre drunk they need to be savagely beaten while youre sober so they know it wasnt the alcohol

 No.1000627

thats immoral

 No.1000628

i dont condone touching or associating with foids so i dont condone beating them which is both

 No.1000629

i respect foids

 No.1000630

flip foids all to hell

 No.1000631


 No.1000632

hate the imam meme and wont let it come back

 No.1000633

my rabbi agrees

 No.1000634

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 No.1000635

ate 6 hotdogs feeling pretty good

 No.1000636

cant eat hotdogs after finding out how theyre made

 No.1000637

in the past wed use all parts of the animal were just returning to that i dont mind eating pig anus

 No.1000638

when the envirocommunists seize control all they will let us eat is anus sausage and cockroach icecream

 No.1000639

that was out of necessity it shouldnt be your choice now

 No.1000640

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 No.1000641

die teen

 No.1000642

never understood why zoomers find loud clipping audio and face crops funny

 No.1000643

its a product of overstimulation from childhood

 No.1000644

jumpscares are the only thing that give me stimulation anymore

 No.1000645

hate jumpscares cant deal with scary games played fear with all the lights on no headphones thats as far as i can go

 No.1000646

>>1000635
nice 6dog

 No.1000647

what the flip when did amd hit 46

 No.1000648

love seedless gsnaps hima gotta say

 No.1000649

why wouldnt gsnaps have seeds they need those to make baby gsnap

 No.1000650

theyre gsnapcels and theyre delicious

 No.1000651


 No.1000652

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 No.1000653

im dying hima this is where senko is supposed to bring medicine make rice porridge and nurse me back to health but shes NOT coming

 No.1000654

need senko to give me a bone massage

 No.1000655

preordered my ps5

 No.1000656

dont have a tv dont have a console

 No.1000658

played bloodborne today

 No.1000659

>>1000656
then how do you game

 No.1000660

im i gamer i game simple as that

 No.1000661

im pc gamer

 No.1000662

you cant game on a pc

 No.1000663

hate consoles they are holding us back we could have real vr by now if it wasnt for them

 No.1000664

spent $2000 on a pc just to browse hima all day

 No.1000665

fool consoles are the only thing keeping the expensive graphics videogames market alive

 No.1000666

hate realismnorms why would you play a game just to experience real life

 No.1000667

dont understand people spending thousands of dollars on gaming pcs when my seven year old six hundred dollar rig plays everything already

 No.1000668

told mom i would get up early today and that i would empty the dryer last night watched braveheart at 4 am instead

 No.1000669

its NOT about recreating real life its about NOT being able to distinguish real life from fantasy

 No.1000670

my dreams blend into reality already but theyre all boring dreams

 No.1000671

wish i could remember my dreams

 No.1000672

always get weird dreams when i go to sleep early

 No.1000673

>>1000667
went to best buy a few weeks ago they have tons of rgb lighting gaymer shit i think norms actually think there are games worth playing that cost more than 500 to run well