No.979119
no salad no salad
No.979120
got left behind
No.979124
wish i could take a 100 year or so break and stop existing for a while
No.979125
drop my brain into the hima realm and let me live out my days there
No.979127
got left behind sigh
No.979128
youre here now and thats what matters most
No.979129
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No.979130
hehe
No.979131
got left behind
No.979132
>>979126sigh been too long since a nice tardout
No.979134
desk chair is falling apart
No.979135
alright im starting my christmas list for mom im gonno ask for a logitech g pro wireless
she doesnt like me asking for gift cards for christmas so i think ill ask for a game or two but ill get more presents if i ask for more diverse gifts
No.979136
arent you a little old to be asking for gifts from your mommy you should be buying gifts for your own child
No.979137
dont ask for games you dont want to look like a manbaby
No.979139
gth richnorm
No.979140
mom cut my allowance to a measly 50 a month so i need to get as much out of this christmas as possible i need to squeeze out as much value as i can
No.979141
mom doesnt celebrate christmas
No.979142
slipkNOT was too scary for me when it was new now it sounds like what i used to think iron maiden sounded like
No.979143
think it was the masks
No.979144
playing with shaders at 20 fps hehe
No.979145
got a msi mobo
No.979146
why do i need a $4000 supercomputer to run minecraft at a stable fps
No.979147
is it the b450 tomahawk
No.979148
i lied i was going to get a tomahawk but im getting an assrock pro4 instead
No.979150
i have the b350 version of that its cool but the tomahawk is better
No.979151
NOT technorm enough to tell if these are jokes
No.979152
this world is a joke
No.979153
the joke is that no one would build a new pc right now when there are no new games worth upgrading for
No.979155
>>979153what about cyberpunk and vtmb2
No.979158
theyll be running at 30fps you cant torture your eyes with that
No.979160
dont think my eyes can see past 30fps
No.979161
my eyes cant see past 45 fps
No.979162
activate the byakugan
No.979163
moms getting me icecream cake for my 30th birthday
No.979164
nice scott
No.979165
tell mom NOT to get me cakes for my birthday but she usually ends up getting me one anyway
No.979166
wonder when my sharingan will awaken
No.979167
just unlocked neetblog blanco
No.979168
need to find a game that isnt scape or minecraft
No.979171
ya a bit better but the pro4 can handle the 3950x stock and the tomahawk can handle an ocd 3950x with good case cooling and if i wanted a mobo for an ocd 3950x id get a x470 with good vrm or a x570 that can handle 200 amps
No.979172
defiantly NOT wow
No.979173
wasnt planning on it but gonno get some taco bell
No.979175
streeeam
No.979176
stream stream stream stream
No.979178
sigh cant believe i was a mythological beast the whole time
No.979179
if you play wow your life ends
No.979181
streeaaaaam
No.979184
you werent alone mom was with you
No.979185
owned
No.979186
why dont i have a dad
No.979187
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No.979188
your mother was a harlot
No.979189
agp pervert
No.979190
she was married
No.979192
might i recommend the edge beta browser
No.979193
no you may NOT
No.979194
give it a try it is enlightening
No.979196
poe 4.0 announcement in a few days you ready bros
No.979197
stop playing that zoomer trash
No.979198
why wont microsoft just give up
No.979200
thats blizzard north to you zoomer
No.979201
>>979196only if they fix their shitty fucking game
No.979202
miss playing chogall with nb hehe
No.979205
such a boomer
No.979209
why do you keep posting that ugly gremlin
No.979211
abababa
No.979213
the ababababa girl
No.979215
have jagex ever done anything right
No.979216
its NOT that big of a deal
No.979217
>>979212damn it neetblog we told you no streamnorm shite in the mansion community room
No.979218
im a gamer i game im a gamer i game
No.979219
simple as that
No.979221
really hate when some kid uses cursewords and the norms think its the funniest thing ever
No.979222
fuck
No.979226
sigh senko
No.979227
hima would be full of cursing if pnig didnt decide to add filters one day
No.979228
cant wait for the day senko comes to serve me tea and turn on the cyanide gas
No.979229
are exit bags really painless
No.979230
ya you pass out and slowly suffocate while unconscious
No.979234
deploy the gas
No.979235
>>979197what poe is one of the most boomer games out there
No.979236
get big headaches from playing minecraft wonder why
No.979237
stay hydrated
No.979238
stop eating snails
No.979240
gonno stop drinking anything but water
No.979241
water whisky coffee
No.979242
had a horrible nap hima my body is hurting all over
No.979245
who
No.979248
NOT sure but it gave me a bone
No.979249
thats a forbidden bone
No.979250
moving to a new apartment this week
No.979251
pic
No.979253
>>979250are you canvas board desk mate
No.979255
whats moot been up to these days anyway
No.979256
where am i supposed to put all my otaku paraphernalia in an apartment
No.979257
get yourself a nice bookcase off of craigslist
No.979259
die swede
No.979261
>>979256its a four bedrooms one
No.979262
uh NOThings been posted since 2016
No.979263
moms making me go on the autism diet again
No.979265
'In February 2016, Chris joined Google to help found and co-lead its internal incubator, Area 120. As of January 2018, Chris is based in Tokyo, and works on Google Maps. He is deeply passionate about online identity and expression, and community building.'
No.979266
how do i explain to mom that her cooking is pure shite without her raging
No.979268
didnt shower today balls are smelling really good
No.979274
sure whats your gamertag
No.979277
shes marking her territory
No.979278
how do i make my neck bigger
No.979279
take the neckpill
No.979280
hope you do solo self found
No.979281
sigh neck shrank to 17 3/8 thats dangerously close to necklet territory and so far away from making it territory
No.979283
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgtkBAPpRRKVfVmxQFoxHug/videosthis japanese girl wants to flip aris i think she comments in all of his videos and is always fangirling worshiping or defending him
No.979284
thought that pic was perfect until i saw shes been used god flipping damnit
No.979285
sorry i chadseki get first dibs
No.979286
>>979273thats how i became schizoid
No.979287
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No.979288
>>979284that was you that used her
No.979290
theres NOThing appealing about seeing a used girl even if it was you you wouldnt be in the mood anymore so itd be a gross sight
sick of seeing mansperm
No.979291
scared of the virgin hunters hima
No.979292
sperm is lovely to look at
No.979293
don't forget that your dad spermed in your mom once
No.979294
NOThing gross about sperm
No.979295
hate the thought of my balls being full of sperms
No.979296
sperm is a defilement
No.979297
mindblowing i have to make billions of sperm all the time just for a girl to use one of them when she feels like it
No.979298
youre wasting energy no girl wants any of those sperms
No.979299
clearly the sperms dont know that
No.979300
first day on the job tomorrow hima gonno try to make it to january before i quit
No.979301
working man
No.979302
my job will probably end around then
No.979303
hate jobs hate working but would easily work until i die if its a job built around exploiting and destroying norms
No.979304
become a big banker then
No.979305
brother is trying to speak to me all of a sudden after weve been ignoring each others existence for nearly 20 years NOT sure what hes thinking
No.979306
phew NOThing must be more satisfying than having a norm sign his life away to you with a mortgage
No.979308
>>979305hes putting together a team
No.979309
hes a flippin norm flip him
No.979311
those times are long gone hes a meathead tallnorm with a gf i have NOThing to talk about with him
No.979313
hated split screen
No.979314
loved screen looking
No.979315
based screencheaters
No.979316
gonno chug some dwale and try to jo before i pass out
No.979317
dnorm
No.979319
no woman no cry how can hima cry then
No.979321
mindblowing that women are allowed to vote
No.979322
nice wimmen
No.979323
wonder how pnig is doing in prison
No.979324
hes a level 57 cheek busteè
No.979325
strange how every single town has several chinese buffets filled with chinks that barely speak english and employ like 40 people but you never see them outside of the buffet
No.979326
knew a place like that all the chinks literally lived there they turned the back into living quarters
No.979328
tardlaughing remembering going into the chink takeout place once and the chink cook was raging hard at his dad the owner for NOT wanting to work in some shit restaurant kitchen
No.979329
remember a neighbor kid calling screenlooking screenhooking and i was freaking out because mom hadnt left after dropping me off and i told him i wouldnt play goldeneye anymore if he kept saying it
No.979331
wish to court a child
No.979332
are your intentions honorable
No.979333
certainly
No.979336
whats to get
No.979339
have to say this is the most chuuni game ive ever played
No.979341
code vein
No.979343
gonno try applying to target again but for a non seasonal job
No.979344
might snooze early
No.979346
man hair sag and earrings dont click
No.979348
>>979346those last three are good things
No.979349
wow sub runs out in 24 hours
No.979350
let it end
No.979351
i cant do that
No.979352
application is in for a cashier im gonno get accepted this time
No.979353
you must
No.979355
cracked 5 blogweisers didnt feel anything just liked the taste
No.979357
>>979354
hes just like me
No.979359
starting to rage
No.979361
sigh 2011
No.979362
mom said to stop sitting in my room all day and mindflipping myself
No.979365
would give literally anything to go back to 2009 and spend my days as a 16 year old teenneet again
No.979366
anyone gamin
No.979367
i might but i think ill jo first
No.979368
love cereal love milk love honeycombs
No.979369
finished a good show cried
No.979370
stop crying man thats NOT real nigga shit
No.979372
woke up mom ordered pizza
No.979373
its starting again hima oh god
No.979375
whats starting again
No.979376
>>979325theres flippin chinks everywhere here but no chinese buffets
No.979377
shall i nacho
No.979378
lets watch boruto
No.979380
whats surprising about that
No.979381
dont like how often i choke when drinking water
No.979382
>>979378when the time travel arc is finished ill watch it all then stop watching again
No.979383
theres a good cliffhanger this ep you can at least go up to there for the suspense
No.979384
i watched 70 episodes of boruto weekly and it never was worth it
No.979385
sigh im sorry i dropped boruto on ep 60 but im having a good time with this arc
No.979386
ya im gonno watch the arc but im waiting till its finished to watch it all at once
No.979387
time to snooze hima lets dive into bed
No.979389
about to make bacon sandiwches i cant sleep now
No.979391
>>979325its literally human trafficking they keep them all bundled up sleeping 10 to a room and if they complain they get sent to the massage parlors but if they do well they get to work the nail salons
No.979392
raining hard wonder if it will snow at some point ive never seen snow in my life but the weather has been getting crazier and last year there was a small bit of snow in some area
No.979393
snows too much here mom is gonno die driving in it someday
No.979395
sense of impending doom
No.979398
do people over 12 play pokenorm
No.979399
im norm
No.979400
hate when mom says i look handsome
No.979401
how come a handsome young man like you doesnt have a gf
No.979403
>>979395hope you blankied
No.979405
old ladies always say im handsome
No.979408
sticky this shit chadmin
No.979410
mornin hima
No.979411
are you having a coffee
No.979412
ya
No.979413
woke up
No.979414
woke up hima having a coffee
No.979415
make sure to put lots of cream and sugar in it so it tastes good
No.979416
woke up dont think i slept long enough
No.979417
love chatting with xfinity support
No.979419
seeeeeennnnnkkkkkkkkooooooooooooooooooo
No.979420
anyone gaming
No.979422
ya
No.979423
game on brother game on
No.979424
joined olympus 9
No.979426
got left behind
No.979427
phew nice 2700x for $130 on microcenter and $100 if you also buy a motherboard
No.979428
gth technorm
No.979429
havent upgraded since 2013
No.979430
got 2600 should i upgrade to 2700x
No.979432
stupid teen
No.979433
>>979427did you buy that or are you a microcenter employee
No.979434
cant believe the norms are advertising on hima
No.979435
gotta love when you can trick norms into doing free advertising for your product like epic games and fortnite absolute genius
No.979436
love epic
No.979437
>>979433neither im just advertising
No.979438
paste shill
No.979439
firing up some pasta for lunch
No.979440
he does it for free
No.979441
save 10% off your first purchase with code hima
No.979442
oh god hima youtube messed up again the thumbnails are huge
No.979443
big thumbnails re good for attracting children to videos since they dont read
No.979444
for optimal viewing on your 4k tv in the living room
No.979445
3800x is down to 330 at microcenter hehe thats the 3700x msrp i might upgrade to that one day if the new bios fixes its clockspeeds
No.979446
hope everyone cashed in on their class action refund from the last amd scam
No.979447
i dont buy amd
No.979448
glad im NOT a zoomer cant imagine growing up with tablets and youtube
No.979449
cell phones too those really ruined the zoomers
No.979450
would have roped long ago if the kids had cell phones in class filming every one of my tardouts and posting it online
No.979451
mindzooming how ineffective touch screens are
No.979453
oog
No.979454
wish i was ape
No.979455
kids today have dbz dvd full collections at walmart for 10 dollars and dont have to miss episodes on tv or buy a vhs that has 3 episodes on it theyre lucky
No.979456
why would a kid in 2019 watch dbz
No.979457
having access to so many of that stuff so easily is NOT a good thing i have access to thousands of games at the click of a button now and i play way less often than when i had a small handful of choices when i was younger
No.979458
owned
No.979459
nah thats just because youre old and tired kids still play games all day
No.979460
guys its happening milk bought her tickets for japan and said its finally happening
No.979461
>>979459they dont play different ones though they just play fortnite all day even though theres tons of better games
No.979463
why is that guy so fat and ugly and why are the pokemon so ugly what happened
No.979464
>>979460hope she gets yakuzasnapped
No.979467
wonder why theres no official touhou anime
No.979468
wonder why your so gay
No.979469
NOT gay just accidentally spermed to shota once or twice
No.979470
oh flip
No.979471
is it okay to self insert into a shota
No.979472
self inserting is always wrong
No.979474
hate that china hater
No.979475
mad chink
No.979476
post some louisgoodhk
No.979478
NOThin worse than china
No.979480
>>979477shes so ugly gonno barf
No.979481
dont care she has huge boobus
No.979482
>>979473why the hell is everyone riding on a scooter
No.979483
they all have duis
No.979485
would worship her soles
No.979486
tard
No.979487
where is her penis
No.979488
what do you mean
No.979489
guys bought a bazooka plus which is a matx tomahawk
No.979490
what you said
No.979491
put my feet against the weak point in the wall under my desk and it caved in sigh
No.979492
nice rager
No.979493
wasnt even raging but mom will think i did
No.979494
buy some wall fixer off of amazon she doesnt have to know
No.979495
never physically raged in my life
No.979496
dont know how to use that
No.979497
haysuz bought me a weighted blanket
No.979498
>>979496internet can teach you what dad didnt
No.979499
it cant teach me how to NOT be cel
No.979500
no but it can teach you why youre cel
No.979501
even if i manage to successfully fix the wall it would be obvious something happened realistically ill probably make the hole bigger
No.979502
really hate that awkward video of the guy recording chinks playing cards
No.979504
hated when pnig would call things awkward
No.979505
im a gamer i game
No.979506
bout to fire up some modern blopfare
No.979507
im a nigger i steal
No.979508
downloaded muv luv gonno play it soon
No.979509
die explosive racist
No.979510
got spoiled hard on muv luv wish i could read it
No.979511
dont know anything about the games gonno jet before someone ruins it for me
No.979512
damn good series muv luv
No.979513
which muv would you luv
No.979515
>>979489did you really or are you lying again
No.979516
cant believe pnig was pennywise the whole time
No.979517
all hima poster know is jo they bone eat hot chip and lie
No.979519
>>979515never lied on hima why would i lie about that
No.979520
never told the truth on hima
No.979521
cant believe pnig is about to be sentenced to life in prison for joing to younow streams
No.979522
justice for warosu
No.979523
your honor i was accidentally viewing and saving the child snap vids
No.979524
never been to prison whats it like
No.979525
>>979519>>979145just want to make sure youre committing this time
No.979526
admin abuse
No.979528
im bad at making decisions sorry i cant commit
No.979529
same
No.979531
pnig is a 6'3 black man hes NOT gonno get pushed around
No.979532
anyone remember that embed posted comparing two games from the same series and the older being a lot better
No.979533
its a nacho night
No.979535
didnt know you could go to prison for admin abuse
No.979537
>>979534thanks thats the guy but NOT the video it was the dead rising one
No.979540
bought a cock ring
No.979541
why
No.979542
you know
No.979545
>>979538hate this bald gamecel
No.979546
>>979544wheres the rest of this clip why did it end there
No.979548
she died
No.979549
dont know how minecraft works but i know that guys name is creeper
No.979550
middle click keeps NOT working sigh
No.979552
what
No.979553
why cant i be paid money to play games
No.979554
why cant you
No.979557
raging hard hate roasts hate world travelers
No.979558
farcry2 and d2 are the only games on pc i remember buying im NOT sure how i got a bunch of these old games from the late 90s
No.979561
had an old pc game about a mecha with chicken legs it was epic but i forgot the name
No.979563
flip it takeout night again
No.979564
mom made salisbury steak and noodles
No.979567
dont understand the point of traveling
No.979569
hate norms
No.979570
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No.979571
might i have a whiff of your succulent pit madam
No.979573
hate meme steam
No.979576
gonno make an eating channel
No.979578
having aNOTher coffee
No.979580
back from work hima cant believe im getting paid 25 an hour to stare at the wall
No.979581
scared to kick it with my homies cause i know they dont respect me
No.979582
how come im NOT being payed 25 an hour to wallstare at home
No.979583
sigh only get paid 10 an hour to stare at the wall
No.979584
>>979549simply fire up the hima realm
No.979585
stream
No.979587
if i stream with shaders on my pc might explode hehe
No.979589
need a translation
No.979590
>>979589some teen is telling her friend an older really sexy guy wants to meet her at starbucks after she sent him nudes
No.979591
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woah
No.979593
>>979591do you know what this means
No.979594
>>979592
based
No.979596
service animals are a meme
No.979597
>>979592
owned roast
No.979598
sexy sexy furret
No.979599
too scared to watch that webm what happens
No.979600
guy says mean things to a woman
No.979601
thanks NOT gonno click them rage every time someone doesnt treat women with the respect they deserve
No.979602
>>979592
she literally canNOT comprehend that a male would NOT bend to her will
No.979604
accidentally discovered a movement of people against showing walmart greeters their receipts when leaving
No.979605
link is 6'0
No.979607
>>979592
she reacts like a child who got told no
No.979608
remember i said cunt to my friend in front of some african exchange girl in highschool and she stared at me like that woman for 10 seconds and just said excuse me i dont like that language so i told her go away cunt and she did
No.979613
how come i cant interact with people my own age
No.979614
pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
No.979615
what about hima
No.979616
everyone on hima is much younger than me so its NOT fair
No.979617
how much younger
No.979618
i dont want to go into it but i was already older than 40 when the w went down
No.979619
hi mom
No.979622
remember getting a big bone the first time i saw andariel
No.979629
its true
No.979630
>>979627
daniel franckowiak
No.979633
glad im NOT circumcised at least no matter what happens ill always have that
No.979634
lucky sigh whats it like
No.979635
its great
No.979636
time to make a big meal
No.979637
the jews stole my foreskin
No.979638
gonno snack watch vids and snooze hima
No.979639
damn good nachos tonight hima damn good
No.979640
so glad im uncut both dad and lil bro got circumcised feel bad for them
No.979641
wish i had a nice nacho
No.979642
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puked
No.979644
how is she so skinny
No.979645
mindblowing that mom thought itd be a good idea to slice off part of my penis
No.979647
she didnt want you to masturbate
No.979648
hell ya
No.979650
hima dont think i can stomach aNOTher day of work might have to quit
No.979651
your real life began treasure it
No.979652
jo every day despite having a dried out hypospadic penis
No.979653
seeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.979654
flip accidentally threw out an important piece of paper have to go fishing in the trash tomorrow morning before the trash man shows up
No.979655
just realized im too dumb for physics gonno go into computer science like the rest of the simpletons my real life is about to start
No.979657
>>979650wish i could quit but mom would rage hard
No.979660
what am i missing out on by NOT having foreskin
No.979661
that paper is worth $40
No.979662
>>979650simply turn your brain off for a couple of days you will feel better later
No.979663
think id rope if the jews had cut my pebis off
No.979664
absolutely mindblowing that im expected to give away five days of every week sitting in an office
No.979665
gaming hard right now hima
No.979666
>>979660how jo and flip truly feels like
No.979667
nice gamer
No.979668
glad my job is only a temporary position but unfortunately i made the fatal mistake of proving i could get a job and mom will probably relentlessly ynaj me when this one is over in a month or two
No.979669
ya its over
No.979671
havent ynajed in a while
No.979672
the only way out is to save some money wait for a company to flip up hard with customer service or some other irrelevant thing buy calls when its down and sell em once the price goes back up a couple of days later
No.979673
>>979625mindblowing that behavior like that turns foids on and that guy flips them all the time
No.979675
bought bitcoin at 500 bought eth at 10 still managed to lose all my money
No.979676
i bought death stranding hehe
No.979678
baste daryl game
No.979679
norjima
No.979681
damn good game hima
No.979682
damn norm game
No.979683
NOThin norm
No.979684
>>979676how about some elite dangerous instead
No.979685
whats that
No.979688
bath time
No.979690
the winter neets prepare for hibernation
No.979691
im permanently hibernating
No.979692
wouldnt mind playing some eve with my mates
No.979693
tried playing eve a couple years ago i was too stupid to do anything but mine in hisec
No.979694
hehe same
No.979695
did they fix ast yet on xiv or should i NOT resub
No.979696
play some wow instead
No.979698
norm food
No.979699
never had fast food nachos how are they
No.979703
is halo steam edition out yet
No.979704
eatin chicken sandwich
No.979706
>>979693paste hisec miner
No.979707
if i told you my name was norman would you hate me
No.979708
tried talking myself out of the ritual earlier but couldnt it is the absolute answer
No.979709
gonno go drop a neetlog
No.979711
sigh clogged
No.979712
i was part of burn jita i think 2015 hehe it was baste
No.979713
always wanted to play eve but im just too goddamned stupid
No.979714
sigh
No.979716
somebody please hug me
No.979717
you need to find a sexy lady to hug instead
No.979718
im completely 100% reflappered and even i can play eve its easy
No.979720
that was probably a tranny dont worry about it too much
No.979723
might rope
No.979724
simply cope
No.979725
me want cunny
No.979726
same
No.979728
there are more girls than men on this planet so why am i cel
No.979729
because you dont talk to girls
No.979730
they should be looking for me
No.979731
why
No.979732
i deserve sex
No.979733
cant believe im 5 feet 11.75 inches my life is a cruel joke
No.979734
>>979728the sexual revolution
No.979735
gonno check how my bros at cutie.garden are doing
No.979736
>>979733youre taller than pewds
No.979738
maybe you smell
No.979740
>>979735do NOT google this
No.979741
got approached by a girl once but was too avoidant schizoid to NOTice
No.979744
just assumed no girl would ever want anything to do with me which is still probably true
No.979745
NOThing else to do but game
No.979746
they do but only the ugly ones
No.979749
frumpy
No.979750
any volcels
No.979751
NOT dumb enough
No.979752
is there a term for lack of effortcel
No.979754
posting on hima from the bath
No.979758
post it
No.979759
flippppijgm postig it post it post it odkgnepsoogofo post it
No.979761
post post post it
No.979762
why yes i do enjoy jerking off to drawings of sexy ladies being spermed in
No.979763
hiiiiiimmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.979765
the ababababbabababababababbabababababababababbababababababababbababababababababababababbabababbabaaa girl
No.979766
ate an apple
No.979767
you didnt eat the seeds right
No.979768
i did NOT
No.979769
why NOT
No.979770
used to think eating seeds would make plants grow in your belly and explode your tummy
No.979771
>>979769they have cyanide in them
No.979773
making a new resume
No.979774
its only a few
No.979775
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.979778
simply throw in your favorite game fire that system up and get gaming theres no end to the great games to play hell ya its gaming time
No.979779
almost time for bed we have work in the morning
No.979781
nah its gaming time
No.979782
love meatballs marina subs
No.979783
>>979780
vile
No.979784
>>979780
add some barbeque sauce to that bad boy
No.979785
i always ask mom to get extra chipotlers
No.979786
gth ers
No.979789
vitamin d and b12 results came in
No.979791
shes just like me
No.979793
im playing the game
No.979794
just lost the game
No.979795
>>979780
paste soggy
No.979797
havent had subway in years
No.979799
>>979796dont post israeli music
No.979800
one of us is israeli so its NOT a problem
No.979802
>>979796sigh spent my first neet year listening to this over and over
No.979803
emptied one of my piss bottles and the smell filled the room holy flip how can it reek that much from sitting there for less than a week had to pour bleach and water in it but i still have a phantom smell of it lingering in my nose
No.979804
dont empty them inside
No.979806
>>979796remember everyone having that shroom wallpaper
No.979807
just transported my largest thing of cargo yet almost lost it all going down a mountain but i made it hima
No.979809
>>979805
no in the toilet
No.979811
you have to put on the plague mask to empty them inside
No.979813
fire on the vent and the steaming hot shower full blast
No.979816
woke up hima my back aches
No.979817
youre getting old
No.979818
vibrating
No.979819
wore out my shoes on that list delivery had to make new ones
No.979820
that is bullshit blazing still my heart is blazing
No.979823
BOLES claimed this imageboard was a joke
No.979824
uhhh haha
No.979825
shes asking for it
No.979826
why was i born a freak
No.979827
when i wake up tomorrow ill be getting ready for jury cant believe i have to go through with this i wasnt born for normal society things yet im being pushed through this hell sigh getting sick to my stomach
No.979828
what if you end up being on the jury for pnigs case
No.979829
its NOT that bad quit whining
No.979830
can you call in sick
No.979831
i cant call in sick id be lying
No.979832
better than being stuck with the norms all day tomorrow
No.979836
love splashing foids with acid
No.979837
any brainpills that put you in a constant fog
No.979838
what do you meaned
No.979839
done with the sentience meme
No.979841
please god let me die in my sleep
No.979843
bone
No.979847
wish i had some fried chickens
No.979850
love splatoon
No.979851
its for children
No.979852
its a damn good game
No.979853
youre supposed to be playing games meant for adults
No.979854
there are no games for adults
No.979855
there are only games and people that play them gamers
No.979856
>>979796only listened to a remix of this
No.979858
embed or i rage
No.979861
liar
No.979862
mom hasnt bought nutella for me in ages im flipping starved
No.979865
manpic dont open dont flipping open
No.979866
pnig...
No.979867
he didn't deserve to die
No.979868
how come i cant sleep anymore without drugs
No.979869
youre at the age where youre supposed to be cradling screaming babies so your body stays up
No.979873
sigh
No.979874
firing up the brainpills gonno daze the day away
No.979875
skipped all the end segments in lucky star and went straight to the next episode
No.979878
girls have to stand out to feel good about themselves
No.979879
what the flip that cg actually looks good maybe i should start watching cg anime
No.979880
looks like cg shite
No.979883
thats gross
No.979884
then why does it give me a bone
No.979885
it shouldnt thats strange
No.979886
wish to yiff
No.979887
yiff in hell furnorm
No.979889
NOThing wrong with a nice yiff
No.979891
still dont know what hot chip mena
No.979892
why does mom have a book about yacht races
No.979893
thats a good idea maybe we can win some money racing the hima yacht
No.979895
how am i supposed to read that if its sideways
No.979896
like how i take enough sleeping pills to kill an elephant but now im NOT tired gonno fire up a mug of coffee
No.979899
chinese are the most hard working people on the planet
No.979901
pasted pokenorms getting owned hard by game freak
No.979902
its NOT flipping fair weve all been loyal customers so why do they shit on my plate like this
No.979905
would i immediately be committed if i pacemumble in public wearing a kimono
No.979907
going to beat myself to death
No.979908
how do you plan on doing that
No.979910
time for a gloverjo
No.979915
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.979916
my gf died at childbirth
No.979917
shes waiting for you past the ritual with your son and daughter and a nice cottage out on the country with a small creek nearby and a apple orchard
No.979919
>>979906loved this game hehe
No.979921
sonic
No.979922
whats up dudes its a brand new day to showcase your best
No.979923
die
No.979924
didnt realized that modern videogame graphics are replacing good physics engines you just dont see the kind of cool physics in triple a titles like you did in hl2 im NOT sure why i didnt NOTice this trend before
No.979925
thought red dead redemption 2 was using euphoria again
No.979926
normoria
No.979930
made tuna on toast
No.979931
moms making broccoli soup
No.979932
love tuna on toast
No.979934
horrible morning hima my glass spilled all over my desk and i had to spend several minutes wiping it up hoping none of my electronics got fried
No.979935
good luck
No.979936
what electronics
No.979937
you shouldnt have any electronics within spill range
No.979938
keyboard mouse 3ds two pairs of headphones a ps4 controller and a cord for it
No.979939
owned richnorm
No.979940
was it water
No.979941
ya thankfully
No.979942
thought acne was supposed to go away after your teen years but im still getting it
No.979943
mine went away im very thankful for my genetics
No.979944
simply wash your face more than once a year
No.979945
still get backne
No.979946
same but dont care no one will ever see it
No.979947
gettin a burg
No.979949
>>979944how do i wash my face
No.979950
wouldnt care if i didnt get painful zits there
No.979951
you are washing too much you need to go get dirty and diversify your skin bacteria
No.979952
back looks like a minefield
No.979953
got chest crumbs again
No.979954
shave
No.979955
NOThin to shave
No.979956
>>979950only get one of the big boys a few times per year
No.979957
in the early stages of greaseneet mode right now dont want aNOTher fat one under my ear might shower
No.979958
go swimming in a mud pit instead
No.979959
wonder if mom is gonno get happy 30th birthday put on the icecream cake
No.979960
hima just broke my ass it hurts
No.979962
tardlaughed hard making that post
No.979963
that was the hardest skip ive ever seen flip you skipper
No.979964
does hima have a btc miner why is it using 20% of my cpu
No.979966
no questions please
No.979967
just found out what findom is
No.979968
how did you NOT already know what marriage is
No.979969
hehe
No.979970
feel a cry coming on hima its been over a decade since i cried
No.979973
hate raiders
No.979974
ohhh boosting piss im getting hungry
No.979976
gotta love bandaid girls
No.979978
cant remember the last time i had a booboo and needed a bandaid
No.979979
might have to bandaid my ass just brok eit
No.979980
making a coffee im so tired of it all hima and i got a headache
No.979983
someones gonno get hurt
No.979984
wouldnt mind working all day at all if it meant working with my bros outside or handcrafting cool stuff like that
No.979985
die norm
No.979987
only virgs would be allowed in the shop
No.979988
hate the coffee guy
No.979989
love coffee love gaming
No.979990
so everyone besides seki and turt got it
No.979991
die norm
No.979992
hate norms
No.979993
>>979990if i have to be cel you can at least respect me for it
No.979994
you ascended
No.979995
only respect volcels NOT incels
No.979996
you are volcel since you got a hot dadbod
No.979997
hate incels
No.979998
how much land will each resident be allotted for growing plants at the mansion
No.980000
love plants
No.980001
its winter you cant post sexy summer girls
No.980003
>>980001look at the post number
No.980004
holy flip
No.980005
pasted kog
No.980006
still dont know what song was in that kog video where he owned the frogger
No.980007
die norms
No.980009
are you kidding
No.980011
the uhya girl
No.980014
nice toguro
No.980015
jury duty took seven hours holy flip i didnt even get called to the selection seat i just sat the entire time really hope they settle i dont want to go back tomorrow
No.980016
finished watching a stream of death stranding now its time to get on youtube and see what the flip this game is about
No.980017
its going to be so awful gonno pray for your safety
No.980018
dont want to go back dont want to go back dont want to go back
No.980019
cant form opinions on things by watching or playing them have to see what people online say about it first
No.980021
ya same opinions are difficult to formulate
No.980022
nevermind game isnt done
No.980023
gonno formulate your ass with my dick if you arent careful
No.980024
mom bought a ton of honey garlic sauce NOT sure what to do with it
No.980026
hate raiders hate teens hate discord hate norms
No.980028
i cant just eat sauce by itself
No.980029
the people that built your computer parts were norms the people that built and maintain your internet were norms the people that grew your food were norms the people that gave birth to you were norms
No.980030
every product i use or eat goes through my denormifying ritual
No.980031
did you just call mom a norm
No.980032
the norms work for me im in charge here
No.980033
cant wait to get piss drunk and eat everything in the house in a few weeks hehe
No.980034
thats irresponsible
No.980035
love norms love teens
No.980036
remember being a kid and being scared of teens then remember being a teen and being scared of teens
No.980037
im an adult and still scared of teens theyre so violent
No.980038
transition from kid to teen to adult was the most disappointing thing ive experienced
No.980039
all i did was get uglier with each transition
No.980040
feel the same as when i was a kid either i was really smart back then or im really stupid now
No.980041
i was smarter more attractive and happier as a kid
No.980042
kids arent attractive
No.980043
then why did pnig jo to them
No.980044
your honor he was wrestling those newborns in self-defense after they stole his clothes
No.980045
sorry for the misunderstanding mr boles
i hereby dismiss this case and award mr boles a years worth of free meals from taco bell
No.980046
just imagined pnig asking a sexy lady if she would suck it yes or no
No.980047
pnig is the most dangerous pedophile in his town
No.980048
cant even remember pnigs face properly anymore no ones posted him in a while
No.980050
he must be so scared sigh he doesnt deserve this
No.980051
those younow girls he virtually abused disagree
No.980052
>>980048been posted at least twice in the last week skipper
No.980054
link those posts then
No.980056
cant believe hes gonno spend his 30th birthday in prison
No.980057
imagine being arrogant enough to NOT rope the second they take their eyes off you
No.980058
now i finished watching death stranding
No.980059
whats your rotten tomato score
No.980060
pnigs going to become the top shot caller for the aryan brotherhood
No.980061
7/10 as a game 8/10 as a movie
No.980063
wonder if that guy who said he bought death stranding actually bought it
No.980065
its a single player game
No.980066
sigh hannah
No.980067
back from work hima skipped hard
No.980068
i ate a keto dinner and dumped out my sweet tea hima its time for me to become a twig before the isekai
No.980069
ate 10 reese cups
No.980070
where did you get reeses cups
No.980071
mom bought them they were on a post halloween sale
No.980072
gonno grind my stats hard after the isekai
No.980073
youll be a low level npc sorry
No.980075
we can invent electricity and computers for them
No.980077
gonno watch some cg `me
No.980078
cant wait to leave this world for good its mindcrumbling just how terrible it is
No.980079
sigh gonno miss my fgo login bonus flipping bastards
No.980080
practicing my tls handshake
No.980081
baste ddoser
No.980082
had no idea how bad things would get and they will only get worse from here
No.980083
ive got about 15 hours on death stranding so far damn fun game to play
No.980084
a new decade begins soon we dont know if itll be good or NOT
No.980085
it will be a brand new hell
No.980086
crying hima
No.980087
itll be baste were gonno have robogfs and real vr and peds and cels will be a respected class like gays
No.980088
were all getting 1000 a month from yang
No.980089
ritual is the only salvation
No.980091
the ritual
No.980092
just realized im incel
No.980093
are cels born or created
No.980095
pretty great time to be alive rn bros
No.980096
the only thing i truly want is to shoot my semen into akaris 13 year old middle school pussy
No.980097
cant imagine how good it must feel to sperm in a sexy lady
No.980098
BOLES claimed this post was a joke
No.980102
reading pinches
No.980103
like to read but only with purpose i cant just read any nonfinction novel
No.980104
watching yyh 48 hehe this episode has some insane hand drawn scenes
No.980106
damn good game
No.980107
love getting into the zone and reading for 8 hours straight NOT thinking about anything else
No.980108
the normone
No.980109
kyaa shishiwakamaru
No.980110
>>980107post some good reads
No.980111
hate norms
No.980113
virus
No.980114
hehe
No.980115
is the death stranding baby a sexy lady
No.980116
wish to flip that baby snap that baby
No.980118
die antisugar
No.980120
damn it no video that fully explains death stranding yet
No.980121
it was just linked
No.980122
hehe five pages in and hes drinking a bottle of wine in his room thinking about roping because his money ran out and he had to go for a job interview hehe
No.980123
never learned how to read
No.980124
could never relate to him as a pussy manbaby with zero self sufficiency
No.980125
cant believe hima is a bunch of scholars and im just sitting here being fat bald and gaming
No.980126
its just the norms
No.980127
still cant believe there was a time where you could live like him you need references and a deposit these days to even get 200 square feet for 500 bucks a month
No.980128
this is the norms fault
No.980129
the norms marked us for extinction
No.980130
>>980121i meant fully theres still a lot i dont understand
No.980131
even a modest life means slaving away all day spending hours in the car wanting to kill yourself just for the luxury of living in some shithole getting drunk alone why the flip would i ever bother
No.980132
gonno ride out the good life til the end i will sabotage my ability to get a job at any cost
No.980133
preordered disney plus
No.980134
>>980130perhaps your just tard
No.980135
you were supposed to save your money for fallen order
No.980136
preordered that with birthday money
No.980137
sigh
No.980138
whats wrong
No.980139
you die when you sigh
No.980141
>>980127ya back then you could just take a bus or train to a city youve never been stay in some boarding house or something for weeks and get a job with a firm handshake
No.980142
chargeback that sub and use it on advertise instead
No.980143
what do you mean
No.980144
gonno coma
No.980145
going to buy a manual e36 328i flip it
No.980146
NOT sure what that is but its probably technorm shite
No.980147
pork chops are in the oven i repeat chops are in the oven
No.980149
even worse
No.980151
spermed hard to laurab
No.980152
NOThing wrong with going for a lil nightcall with my boy
No.980153
33 days and only 53 prestige points should i just ascend
No.980155
sigh
No.980160
hehe found out nips made a manga about the finnish winter war and mannerheims a girl and so is simo
No.980162
>>980153wait for 290 you need to start clicking those golden cookies one x777 click frenzy during x7 production would throw you into the 300s
No.980163
love finns if id been born finnish my life would have been good
No.980164
you would have been one of the mongolian ancestry freakcels
No.980165
wonder if simo gets shot in the face
No.980166
wish i could watch a movie like the old days sigh my room was so comfortable
No.980167
anyone wanna watch the gears 1 trailer
No.980168
are you gonno stream it
No.980169
no
No.980172
paste
No.980173
my relife
No.980174
what the flip the cyberpunk trailer was 6 years ago no this cant be
No.980176
made a big ol batch of carbonara hooo boy its been a while
No.980177
sun kil moon really went to shite the past few years
No.980179
>>980175remember watching it with my friend
No.980180
wish i had a friend
No.980181
ill be your friend anon
No.980182
nah go to hell raider
No.980183
rude
No.980185
think im done with my train station model now comes the environment
No.980187
getting deep cravings for nutella i think this means the keto is working
No.980188
what train station model
No.980189
the 3d one i posted before
No.980190
oh thought it was on the hima realm
No.980191
its flipping done for hima oh flipnp[gpppppOHHHHPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss
No.980192
oh flip
No.980193
hope wk is doing alright
No.980194
he roped
No.980196
pnig is innocent
No.980197
theyre gonno execute him for hurting others
No.980199
he wont be
No.980200
he will trade his cheeks for a smuggled phone
No.980202
mindblowing that he owned multiple replicas and still felt it was worth ruining his life ooging to some pics
No.980205
>>980204why is the audio like that sounds like hes speaking right in my ear
No.980207
>>980203
is that what happened to turt
No.980208
sneezed with a toothpick in my mouth
No.980209
hooooo boy massive cargo delivery on that run hima biggest one yet
No.980210
>>980204raged when he sliced them horizontally instead of diagonally
No.980212
who is this new bandaid girl where is she from
No.980213
man
No.980214
nevermind just remembered what game shes from hehe
No.980215
dont have the heart to tell mom those times she drove me to the mall "to hang out with friends" were actually just so i could eat fast food alone and play arcade games
No.980216
what fast food did you get
No.980217
was this recently or in the past
No.980218
2006 is recent
No.980219
bought a kony 2012 shirt
No.980220
i need a bullet through my fucking brain
No.980221
seeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.980222
thats it you used your allowance of one senko per day now you must wait till tomorrow
No.980223
bought a big ol box of wine
No.980224
love spending almost 3 hours looking for the perfect doujin to jo to and sperming in 2 minutes
No.980225
song from death stranding is stuck in my head
No.980226
>>980200cant wait for the prison arc its going to be like stone ocean
No.980227
is it the silent poets one
No.980228
standing here i realize
No.980229
just realized something
No.980230
vice president sent an angry email over something i had no actual control over so i sent an angry email back and he never responded
flip you bald headed bastard hes used to the others bowing to him but i dont give a single hoot i have enough saved to enjoy a few months before the ritual anyway
No.980232
hate norms hate presidents hate bowers
No.980233
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.980234
wish i was a norm with a job and money
No.980235
the amount of pain you will be put through just to enjoy the few perks of living a quiet life isnt worth it
No.980237
tried to be volcel like sonic but ended up incel instead
No.980239
when the fat neet sings
No.980240
everyones asleep sigh
No.980241
>>980230you should respect your superiors
No.980243
woke up
No.980244
are you refreshed
No.980245
NOT really
No.980248
woke up with a sore throat ohhh flip ohhh flip
No.980249
got excited to make a nice big breakfast this morning but we had no eggs everything is ruined guess ill just flippin starve
No.980250
out of regular eggs been using the carton of egg whites mom bought
No.980252
ohh flip oh flip piss gotta mail a letter again guess ill have to just get out my apothecary scale and confirm the letter weighs no more than 1/16th avoirdupois and apply the appropriate number of sticky squares for the calculated cost of the letter after cross referencing their monetary value of the stamps with the matrix from the federal government to ensure the stamps are equal to or greater than the cost aforementioned
No.980253
woke up
No.980254
nevermind hima found out the monetary value of the stamp is attached to the right anterior surface along the superior border so you dont have to reference the matrix im flippin tard
No.980255
chillin hima hbu
No.980256
pokemon is done for its official
No.980257
why NOT just walk into the post office and tell the cashier lady to deal with it
No.980258
im avoidant schizoid
No.980259
its larp
No.980260
gonno take out my gun and end neetblogs life
No.980261
no you cant hes making it now
No.980262
really hope turt doesnt do anything on new years eve
No.980263
why
No.980264
die norms
No.980265
feel that my real life is about to start
No.980266
ritual reborn
No.980267
woke p
No.980269
nb just stands for normblog now
No.980270
why should nb be stuck as a loser forever like you
use him as inspiration to better yourself
No.980271
he may be a loser but at least hes NOT a norm
No.980272
norms are paste
No.980273
should i get a job
No.980274
yeah only if its a job you are NOT ashamed to have
No.980275
hell yeah job it up for the holiday season and quit january first
No.980276
1.1.2020 the hima walkout
No.980277
how do i explain the fact that im a 27 year old with no job experience
No.980278
simply inherit a cool million from mom and live off of the interest
No.980279
get mom to do the interview for you
No.980280
die norms
No.980281
wonder how mom would react if i got a job
No.980282
tears of joy
No.980283
she would be very happy but you cant keep it for too long or else she will think you are capable of being independent
No.980284
>>980277avoidant schizoid doc slip
No.980285
>>980277you dont have to no one cares if youre in your 20s
No.980286
cant believe i fell for the neet meme
No.980287
gonn strike from posting for climate change
No.980288
wish i could cope by pretending my labor matters
No.980289
cant believe pnig is gonno miss the new sonic movie he couldve watched it with tg on valentines day sigh
No.980290
hate foids so god damn much
No.980291
anyone else whisper to yourself sometimes
No.980292
ya most people do
No.980293
>>980290you mena pacemumble
No.980294
wrong reply hehe
No.980295
no NOT pacing i dont pace
No.980296
mom bought voltage feel too bad to enjoy it sigh
No.980297
mom made burgers but we have no bread
No.980298
im eating a canned of processed meat that was on a special offer sigh how did i fall so low
No.980299
NOThin low food is food it all becomes shite in the end anyway
No.980300
you dont need buns for burgs
No.980301
he wants a burg NOT a patty melt
No.980302
no grains no burg
No.980303
mom made alfredo chicken and noodles
No.980305
hey hima making coffee
No.980307
love watching some dumb foid make faces while watching naruto
No.980308
hima this is my last week of work until chrismas i got four weeks of paid leave starting next monday can i have a ho boy
No.980309
nioh has finished installing time to fire it up
No.980310
time to neet it up
No.980311
how come no one told me credit cards give you free money all these years
No.980313
poorfags hate credit cards because they take out half a dozen without understanding what they are and use them to pay for lifestyles they cant afford
No.980314
how do you use credit cards properly
No.980315
been watching yyh all day
No.980316
use it like a debit card dont spend any money you dont have
No.980318
im doing my credit card research ill publish when im finished cant believe no one has told me to do this before could have saved hundreds of precious neetbucks
No.980319
>>980316whats the point then
No.980320
whats the point in using it that way or whats the point in general
No.980322
because they give you money for making purchase with their card and other benefits it is literally free money
No.980323
>>980314dont run a balance on them
No.980324
what does that mean
No.980325
pay back the credit you borrowed within the billing cycle
No.980326
why would i pay it back i thought it was free money
No.980327
NOT that free they give you cash back rewards on purchases you would make
instead of using a debit card for a $60 video game you use a credit card on a $60 game and you get $2 back for free just because
No.980328
plus sign on bonuses they give you $200 after spending $500 in three months just because
No.980329
think i would be toothless and or dead within a few years if i lived alone already drank all of that dew
No.980331
love pulling out my hima rewards black signature visa and immediately being given special treatment wherever i go
No.980332
might rma my monitor
No.980334
wish i never fell for the credit is bad meme it turns out its only bad if youre a brainlet
No.980335
norms dont like admitting that their lifestyles are unsustainable without racking up massive amounts of debt so they double down and take out more cards to pay off the old ones
No.980336
might start working for a credit agency my paycheck will bring me joy knowing it represents the pain and suffering of norms
No.980337
the admin has like $5000 in credit card debt from the playboy lifestyle he lived in japan
No.980338
just use moms credit card so you dont have to pay it back
No.980339
shouldnt badmouth credit cards life would have been much much worse if mom wasnt able to get so many
No.980340
why didnt he just charge the virg japgirls for flips
No.980342
NOT reading all that shite summarize it moneynorm
No.980343
dont forget the wal mart and amazon cards they give back
No.980344
amazon is there but i never go to walmart gonno add it anyways
No.980345
walmart has all video games at 10 less than msrp so new games are 50 its where you should go first to buy switch and 3ds games
No.980346
cqd this is uss neetyb we require assistance
cqd this is uss neetyb we require assistance
No.980347
get a nice hsbc platinum instead of that garbage
No.980348
walmart card isnt that great and the hsbc cards dont have any sign on bonuses so there is NOT much point making it your first card
No.980349
hey hima woke up havin some coffee
No.980350
hey are you refreshed
No.980351
>>980341a lot of those incentives dont seem that great if you consider i would have to get a job and have monthly expenses to get one
No.980353
would probably good to apply for one when you know youll be spending a lot of money in a month like buying a new gpu or something and then just NOT use it
No.980354
ya exactly
No.980355
you just dont buy anything you dont already have the money for
No.980357
got rejected from target again god flippin damn it
No.980358
the credit card lady will report you to the other credit card women and you wont be able to get anymore though
No.980360
NOT looking forward to switching to windows 10 in january
No.980361
why would you need to do that
No.980362
windows 7 is gonno die
No.980364
almost impossible for a neet to rack up debt simply live with mommy and never buy anything then beg her for money if you need a new motherboard or something every 6 years
No.980365
im NOT a norm jsut a loser with a job
No.980366
youre NOT a loser youre based
No.980367
want the old jontron back
No.980369
>>980366i wish i was based
No.980370
norm and bankrupt
No.980371
keep getting freed from this mortal coil
No.980372
phew toguro just went 100%
No.980373
havent watched his indian series yet
No.980374
yardwork time
No.980375
fw no post-soviet gf
No.980376
love girls so god damn much
No.980377
gonno attempt to bake some muffins tomorrow getting excited
No.980378
gonno bake a makowiec today
No.980379
never gone 100% before
No.980380
might need to convince mom to make some platzek
No.980383
>>980341ok here is a summary of the sign on cash bonuses i can hit $500 spending every 3 months easily if i ask to pay the bills for mom and then i will have $500 of my own +$70 from amazon card entirely for free
hitting the $1000 mark for bank of america and american express would be difficult without making major purchases so those will be saved for last
but thats a free $945 if i can get mom to use my cards to pay the bills NOT counting any of the regular 1-5% cash back bonuses too
No.980384
gth creditnorm
No.980385
please dont take out multiple credit cards to pay bills just for the rewards
No.980386
why NOT
No.980387
why do they make this all so complicated how am i supposted to understand all that
No.980388
whats the complicated part they give you money for spending money
No.980389
its too many numbers
No.980390
are they going to let you actually sign up for those cards though
No.980392
>>980386never mind go for it
No.980393
as long as you have good self control its worth doing
No.980394
it said they would make a decision within 30 days and then contact me but it didnt immediately approve or deny it so i guess its ok
No.980396
filthy slag
No.980398
am i supposed to tell the thepotato chef that i jo 5 times a day and spend all of my time online
No.980399
>>980395what have i told you about posting korean language videos here
No.980401
why did no one tell me
No.980402
feelin good after all that yardwork now its time for wine
No.980403
winer
No.980404
>>980395sigh latte there is no foid as pure as you in this realm
No.980407
sigh wish i was chink love china so much
No.980408
>>980405
love this one
No.980410
baste
No.980412
skipped the last 2 hours of norm posting
No.980413
whats wrong with norm posting
No.980414
>>980391paste thats how i got mine
No.980416
everything and im skipping it all
No.980421
gonno game norm hours are still going
No.980422
>>980411no i dont like circle tracks the only reason i went to charlotte motor speedway was because it was cheap and a roval
the kart track they go to is the same one i took onseki to though sigh could have met jon and laughed as he made funny voices
No.980423
>>980419owned that dumb beast
No.980424
nice normtron nice jontron nice sekitron
No.980425
>>980419hope thats how we deal with the cats at the mansion
No.980426
kitties will be worshiped
No.980427
hould i snooze
No.980429
die xnorm
No.980430
>>980428mansion initiation
No.980431
>>980428dont understand these guys cant you just jo yourself off
No.980432
>>980428warning man hands
No.980433
the whole point is that someone else is doing it to you
No.980434
i will sacrifice myself to become the mansion hj giver
No.980435
why would i want to be jod by a man when i can do it myself to some nice plumpers
No.980437
wish i lived in la seems like fun
No.980438
>>980435women arent allowed in the mansion NOT even plumpers
No.980439
they say homeless but they all look like niggers to me
No.980440
>>980436biblically owned with liquid shite
No.980441
had to look up roval
No.980442
prepare the shitbucket
No.980443
nobody answered my question
No.980445
die norms
No.980446
wish i lived in la so i could kill homeless niggers for fun and NOT have anyone care
No.980448
turt is acting up again
No.980450
anyone have the video of the homeless guy getting his face smashed in with a hammer
No.980451
freak
No.980453
pace
No.980454
what everyones seen it
No.980455
are you talking about 2 guys 1 hammer
No.980457
>>980436*nods in approval*
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.980459
post it again and you're meat, punks!
No.980460
when is the raid over
No.980461
turt firing up the vpn
No.980462
the norms are usually gone in an hour from now
No.980463
>>980456watched this in the high school computer lab with the juggalos
No.980466
watched it with my friend
No.980467
i remember watching that the day it came out same with the luka magNOTta one
No.980468
sick freak
No.980469
hate goreteens
No.980470
love gore but only when its tasteful
No.980471
hate pmbs that whine and cry when they see a little blood
you have no right to reject this world until youve seen just how gorish it is
No.980473
die already
No.980474
sigh james what happened
No.980475
spotted a hima post in the wild
No.980476
was it a good post
No.980477
no
No.980478
>>980472this is my favorite episode hehe howd you know
No.980479
>>980456they had girlfriends
No.980480
we are connected by the hivemind
No.980481
wish to buy some snacks but its too flippin cold to go outside
No.980482
those big fat stupid beetles that cant get off their backs by themselves are here hima
No.980483
theyre just like us
No.980484
>>980482flip them and see if any come to help
No.980485
shat
No.980486
gonno watch some more of the foid dark souls playthrough
No.980488
>>980484no i flipped him over to the right side so he could be on his way
No.980489
she killed the taurus demon in one try
No.980491
furbone
No.980492
hooo boy love that fur
No.980493
why are japs so much better at drawing furries
No.980494
theyre better at drawing everything else too why wouldnt they be
No.980495
oh god i thought of a good business idea promise you guys wont steal it and become the next jeff bezos
No.980496
alright i promise now lets hear it
No.980497
so i thought what a good business it would be to erect small homes say like 100-300 sq ft each in a different category like office romantic gaming and so on so each home has its own pre furnished style and have it easily searched for nearest to you and rented online for say like a day the doors would work on a code so you get a code if you want to rent a space for a few hours this would be great for people who just want to leave home for a few hours or students who want a nice cheap place to listen to lofi
No.980498
skipped
No.980499
it would only work in cities with high density
No.980500
doesnt airbnb do that already
No.980501
>>980497stealing this idea thanks
No.980502
airbnb is for home owners this would be business owned homes and i could imagine a few huts in the middle of nowhere powered by solar would still be profitable
No.980503
how would that be better than just renting them out normally or selling them
No.980504
gamers
No.980505
i game
No.980506
>>980503its small it appeals to the young environmentally friendly generation
No.980507
simple as that
No.980508
sigh still no lgf might settle for a roast and hope i get a nice daughter
No.980509
>>980506they dont have the money for that kinda thing
No.980510
tardlaughing remembering pnigs plan to adopt a daughter
No.980511
why would i be single
No.980512
>>980497sounds like a combination between that office space scam company a love hotel and airbnb
No.980513
been months since i backed up my files
No.980516
went for a Drive hima have to say that was the most norm thing ive ever done
No.980517
die norm
No.980518
never driven never will
No.980520
cant imagine being norm enough to have a license
No.980521
cant believe my man asmongold got a teebu
No.980522
seeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.980523
puma want flip
No.980524
think Driving would be fun if NOT for the other cars
No.980526
>>980524thats why i did it on a wednesday night
No.980531
>>980529me wearing the swimshirt
No.980533
>>980529turned this movie off after they introduce the little dweeb kid at the camp never watched it again
No.980534
senko
No.980535
seeennkkkooooo
No.980536
hate senko shes a dumb flipping bitch
No.980537
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No.980539
hehe love that image
No.980540
as for me i would rather have a big booby maid dragon than fox sexy lady
No.980541
started hating senko when i realized she wasnt going to become real
No.980542
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No.980543
unhand me harlot
No.980544
bone
No.980545
legs feeling weird hima mightve pulled something
No.980547
you need to remember to take your baby aspirin everyday when you game hard
No.980549
what do i need my legs for if i game all day in a chair cant those be removed to strengthen the rest of my body
No.980550
how will you piss in the sink
No.980551
you need your legs theres NOThing worse than losing them
No.980553
how long is muv luv extra should i just play alternate instead
No.980554
NOT going to have my heart waste all that energy pumping blood to those useless things
No.980555
you have to play extra and make sure you play every single girl youre interested in
No.980557
only playing meiya route then
No.980559
make sure to do the other girl too
No.980560
no shes NOT important
No.980561
legs are really heavy you will be more nimble without them
No.980562
you are going to miss out if you dont do her route
No.980564
only need meiya route thats it
No.980565
its important
No.980567
>>980564youre fucking wrong
No.980568
at the very least do sumika and meiya you can even do sumika second so you can skip most of it
No.980569
are the raiders gone now
No.980570
were talking about vns so probably
No.980571
no sumika is an absolute must skip meiya is the only route
No.980572
No.980574
go ahead and make her sad just make sure to read her route
No.980575
sigh marimo
No.980576
tama i love you
No.980577
wish i would have read more than 3 routes i flipped up hard and i cant go back in time to correct it sigh
No.980578
should i play unlimited after meiya route or go straight to alternate i really want to play alternate
No.980579
you mean read
No.980580
you have to play unlimited
No.980582
hate vnnorms
No.980584
sorry were taking away from you being a norm
No.980585
>>980578what even suggested to you that that is a good idea
No.980586
known about muv luv for two whole weeks youre the norm here
No.980587
how much of a norm do you have to be to NOT know about that vn
No.980589
excuse me dont ever reply to me so nonsensically ever again
No.980590
its a norm raider
No.980593
thats what happens when norms disrupt the peace
No.980594
sardines are NOT important replace them with some nice little tuna cans
No.980595
fire up the mackerel
No.980597
time to make some big ol burgs
No.980598
hope its an extra long burg
No.980599
large sardines dont taste as good as the small ones
No.980600
sardinelet cope
No.980601
raged and cracked the monitor
No.980602
what game
No.980603
fortnite
No.980604
weighed myself at 290 lbs its the biggest ive ever been so maybe a small diet to get to a nice 265 or so would be good for me
but my cravings for burgs are immense right now i dont know if i can a few weeks of this
No.980605
stop stuffing your face you pig
No.980606
im trying its just painful
No.980607
up to 225 myself the most ive ever weighed
No.980608
sigh i miss fatneet
No.980609
were all fatneet
No.980610
im about 250 at the moment gained a bit since i started drinking more a few months ago
No.980611
sitting at a nice 140 myself
No.980612
oh flip accidentally picked a pro sumika choice thankfully this game has a return to previous choice option phew saved
No.980613
no you must NOT ignore sumika shes suffered enough
No.980614
her mistake was being a childhood friend
No.980616
youre NOT supposed to load any saves on a first playthrough until you get to a bad end
No.980617
the only one getting owned is you you just dont know it yet
No.980619
poor poor sumika
No.980621
dont post suifuel
No.980622
its important to know the most influential game of the decade
No.980623
reading about the origins of salamers
No.980624
what did it influence
No.980625
>>980604blimped out in the last year sigh mom hasnt said anything
No.980626
mom rages and starts making tons of delicious food whenever i lose weight
No.980627
read the article it influenced all games and made the walking simulator an important genre
No.980628
>>980626tell mom to stop enabling
No.980630
mom just wants whats best for her little guy
No.980631
ate an apple
No.980632
what kind
No.980633
time for a nap
No.980634
>>980618
you mean chicken
No.980635
wonder if the norms would read a short story about a neet
No.980638
what kind of apple
No.980639
what do you mean what kind it was just an apple
No.980640
you did NOT eat the seeds or skin right
No.980641
im never responding to you again
No.980642
ate the skins NOT the seeds
No.980643
>>980639theres dozens of different apple varieties
No.980644
used to like grapples never saw them at the store again assume they were poisonous
No.980645
it was red
No.980646
only chinks eat eel everyone here eats chicken
No.980647
hate chinks
No.980648
what if theres a chink posting on hima and he read your post how do you think hed feel
No.980649
i dont know everyone hates me so id feel used to it
No.980652
desire fast food so badly oh flip
No.980654
>>980650have no idea whats happening in this video how positively mindblowing that norms come here what on earth do they get out of it
No.980656
which fast food chain is that
No.980658
wonder if coby started watching these guys in 2015 or something instead of 2005 like he was supposed to
No.980660
he was 6 years old in 2005 be reasonable
No.980661
plenty of kids were using the internet at that age
No.980663
sigh coby missed the best friend simulator to spend your teen years watching how can he go on
No.980664
teens just pretend streamers are their friends now
No.980665
podcasts are just infrequent streams of friends talking
No.980666
hate podcasts hate streamers hate teens hate youtube
No.980667
at least i had 4 close friends in high school without having to even leave my room or talk to them
No.980668
nice friendnorm
No.980669
started watching anime regularly because they talked about the first rebuild sigh coby was robbed of so much being born late
No.980671
how can i convince the doctor to put me on sedatives through the day
No.980673
spermed to the vocaroo girl
No.980675
phew
No.980676
>>980671tell him what you do during the day
No.980677
i game and eat and watch anime and post on hima
No.980679
dont do anything but talk to myself while pacing refresh hima and jo for 16 hours a day sigh
No.980680
paste manualrefresher
No.980681
cant play on an emulator at a computer its just wrong wish i had bought flash carts and consoles when i had the money
No.980682
paste consumer
No.980690
norms always say they cant read books on the computer but i prefer it
No.980692
last post
No.980694
how did she make it
No.980696
vile
No.980697
woke up having some milk
No.980698
i love you guys
No.980701
package is out for delivery
No.980702
honor system today anyone ranking to 14
No.980708
wonder if he asked his victims would they suck it yes or no
No.980710
>>980662something about this pic is sad its like you invited him to have a meal and he said sorry i must become a norm now we can no longer be friends as i cant be seen with a cel goodbye and got up from his chair and walked away
No.980711
paste coby walking out on the hima meetup
No.980713
miss momgf
No.980714
mindblowing how 150 years ago familiarity with the customs and manner of the orient marked you as a high status learned gentleman but now youre just a weeb
No.980715
groan
No.980716
>>980700no this canNOT be happening this canNOT be happening why was i destined to flunk calc 1 three times
No.980717
how did you flunk just do the work idiot
No.980718
didnt really flunk got a d twice which isnt a grade that lets you pass to calc2
No.980719
hated finishing my math homework before class ended and having everyone stare at me as i walked to the front to turn it in
No.980720
never once studied any calculus or did any homework just showed up took the test and got 100s
No.980721
and now look where you are
No.980722
owned