No.966639
got a big bowl o cheerios hima
No.966718
same but life
No.968918
eating pop tart cereal
No.969129
gih
No.969133
>>968918thought about trying those but you must resist sugar and grains
No.971630
>>966636thought those were donuts this whole time but just realized its cheerios
No.971631
got left behind
No.971633
left behind
No.971634
paste
No.971635
if pnig comes back itll be epic and if pnig gets sentenced its gonno be epic its a win win for us hehe
No.971636
got left behind
the big mac really is NOThing special for twice as much i could get an extra large pizza that tastes way better
No.971637
big mac meals are more expensive than a large pizza here
No.971638
dont see what the appeal of low tier fast food is
No.971639
its cheap greasy and filled with a sugar and carb load to go straight to your brain and make you feel good
No.971640
it wasnt greasy at all really the fries were dry and salty and the burg didnt have too much sauce and there was no oil
No.971641
hoooooo boy hima looting so much stuff
No.971642
have you considered using an insulin syringe to inject a few milligrams of heroin and saline directly into a vein that goes straight into your brain and does the same thing
No.971643
no i havent considered that
No.971644
im NOT good with needles
No.971645
why would i inject myself with anything needles hurt
No.971646
drinking the blood of my enemies is the greatest feeling
No.971647
dont understand how some people have mental breakdowns when they see blood
No.971648
nurse had an accident trying to stick an iv in me once and got blood everywhere it was a mess
No.971650
you should let any men or foids under the age of 30 draw blood only the old ladies can do it correctly
No.971651
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didnt understand as a teen when this aired but now i do sigh
No.971653
dont remember anything about that nime except for the ear device
No.971654
mindblowing i was legally an adult when i first watched this and i made all the same mistakes anyway thought 19 was still young enough to turn it all around
No.971655
>>971641aris started over
No.971656
kaiji is a gods damned tard lost a hand for no reason
No.971657
hes pasted
No.971658
NOThin pasted
No.971659
why did he start over
No.971660
i dont know
No.971663
die degi
No.971664
sigh
No.971666
wish i still had long hair it kept my neck warm and cozy
No.971667
had a ponytail for the first two neetyears
No.971668
have one right now hehe
No.971669
anyone else uses the money background on cookie clicker hehe
No.971671
mom ate all the vanilla ice creams now theres only chocolate
No.971672
miss my bro pnig
No.971673
might break out the cool whip
No.971674
heck ya
No.971675
bald fat cel tard gamer hima
No.971679
woke up and ate dinner hope my schedule is fixed now sigh last night was a complete waste
No.971681
havin some soup
No.971682
can or homemade
No.971683
both
No.971684
>>971678paste poverty melty
No.971685
>>971680
its just melty
No.971687
offered my services to target and they spat on my sacrifice im NOT gonno apply to anything for a few months
No.971690
paste scott
No.971691
rewatched the super ending
No.971692
need a job where i can do NOThing
No.971693
need to make some burritos
No.971695
get taco bell instead
No.971696
>>971692night shift security
No.971697
any jobs where i can game
No.971698
preordered overwatch 2
No.971700
love gaming
No.971702
cant take neet girl characters seriously they dont know what its actually like
No.971703
ya they do theyre just like me
No.971704
cant take satou seriously anymore his life was perfect
No.971705
satou was a chad that became a failed norm then became a chad again
No.971706
sigh
No.971707
how was he a chad
No.971708
when did they add captcha to 4norm what the hell
No.971709
stupid teen
No.971710
he lost his virg to a hot girl in highschool
No.971711
used to petition for kana captchas on jp often hehe
No.971712
getting a gf in hs is super easy doesnt mean anything
No.971713
die norm you know what it means
No.971714
most people on hima had one or two gfs in highschool its really NOT a big deal
No.971716
die norm die
No.971717
post on hima with my gf
No.971718
please dont tell me this guy fell for the virg meme
No.971719
had a gf in hs wish i could have found out her name
No.971720
im virg but i did have a couple of gfs in hs plus some others that i just kissed it doesnt mean anything
No.971721
used my cell phone to snap a couple shots of her bare legs once hehe wonder if she would have gone on a date with me if i had asked
No.971722
a bunch of god damned failednorms
No.971727
sigh alice no
No.971729
>>971725
have sex
No.971730
nobody here has ever been close enough to a girl to kiss her on the mouth or spend time with her dont worry
No.971731
uh
No.971735
it's 2005 oclock somewhere
No.971736
turt got a hj seki flipped multiple japanese virgins raw coby has a momgf and pastaguy flipped prime ptc for years
No.971739
if youre a virg youre a minority on hima
No.971740
you have to have been on hima longer than a week
No.971741
you just need to NOT be a raider
No.971743
if youre an adult virg you are literally mentally ill in some form
No.971744
ban the skipteen
No.971745
im just NOT handsome enough
No.971747
went downstairs mom is crying because someone she barely knows is dying
No.971749
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No.971750
das it mane
No.971752
what kind of headphones do i need to tell the difference between mp3 and flac
No.971753
this is most defiantly NOT it what the flip this sounds vile
No.971756
need a good meiling remix
No.971757
is this the neet general
No.971758
no we all have jobs
No.971760
this is the /jp/ my daily neet blog
No.971761
miss the good old toho imagedumps
No.971762
what are sanaes 10 desires
No.971763
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.971764
jobnorms are just neets that have been cast out of rakuen
No.971767
paste faceless men
No.971769
its a raid
No.971770
why arent you a musclebound freak then you can be one of sanaes 10 desires
No.971771
its a god damn flippin raid ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.971772
groan bone
No.971774
download raid hima legends today and use code jontron
No.971777
ahhhhhhhhh pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
No.971778
never been able to jo to touhou
No.971779
mom said that i can leave the lights off and NOT participate in halloween if i dont want to so i might do that but im still scared people might ring the doorbell
No.971781
just hide in your bed with headphones and hima and we will get through this
No.971782
aaaaaaaaaaa hima save me
No.971783
if theres no treats therell be tricks
No.971784
get a pnig poster printed out and put it on the front door
it will scare away any kids
No.971785
playing some flash games
No.971786
oh flip
No.971787
hope ill do a good job working and make my manager proud to have hired me
No.971788
>>971776you cant post stuff like th- oooo OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOGah excuse me
No.971789
pissssss pisssss
No.971790
>>971776cant jo if theres no man in the frame
No.971791
you need a detox from manpics
No.971793
thats a mutate
No.971794
how am i meant to jo to a girl thats joing there needs to be a man in the pic so i can self insert and flip her
No.971795
love eating a soy burger and sipping some soylent while watching a nice rhett and link vid
No.971796
saw a packet of that fake meat at the store with mom a few weeks ago it was flipping grey
No.971797
made some chicken and instant mashed taters
No.971798
what about the greens
No.971799
out of peas
No.971800
you cant have chicken and mashed taters without the mushy peas
No.971801
love mixing peas into my taters
No.971803
wonder if im smart enough to cook instant mashed potatoes
No.971804
can you boil water
No.971805
NOT successfully
No.971806
how much water do you have to put how hot should the stove be should it be cold or hot water what kind of water do i need does filtered work how do i know if its boiling how often do i stir the water do you have to wait until the stove is hot before you put the water on it how do norms just know all these things
No.971807
mom asks me to watch if the water boils and i always have no idea what it means i think its if bubbles are coming out the top of it
No.971808
>>971806read the instructions
use high heat
doesnt matter because youll heat it up anyway
doesnt matter
the water starts bubbling
you dont have to stir
no
No.971809
>>971806put water in the pot from the sink and put it on the stove then turn the burner as high as it goes and wait until it starts splashing everywhere
No.971810
how many bubbles does there have to be
No.971812
what if it burns
No.971813
ive burned water before whole house smelled like burning
No.971814
it just evaporates
No.971815
then it burns and mom yells
No.971816
nice p anderson saying niggers on stream
No.971817
get the flip away from me you flipping nigger
No.971818
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.971820
fatter than ive ever been
No.971821
you are NOT alone
No.971822
hell ya
No.971823
been too scared to check the scale myself sigh
No.971824
one last blimpout before the ritual
No.971825
the ritual
No.971827
paste fatneet
No.971828
frozen burritos are done hoo boy
No.971829
hell ya feast on
No.971830
never ate a frozen burrito just make one
No.971831
thats enough hima for today its time for you to go to bed
No.971832
sasha here
No.971833
i dont want to go to bed i want to game
No.971834
its way past your bedtime young man you have school tomorrow
No.971835
no i dont
No.971836
all ive got for tomorrow is gaming hard drinking milk and posting on hima
No.971838
stop drinking milk
No.971839
even though i just woke up im sleepy again but i need to stay up until 7 so i dont waste all my nights again
No.971841
why it tastes good
No.971842
only wanted to drink a liter tonight but i ended up drinking 2 liters of milk hehe
No.971843
thats too much milk
No.971844
dont drink milk it gives you boobs
No.971845
it was tasty
No.971847
no no stop before its too late
No.971848
well all miss you if you become a girl
No.971849
its just milk it tastes good and i like it
No.971850
it has estrogen in it its NOT meant for you
No.971851
sometimes i drink strawberry milk
No.971852
what since when does milk have estrogen
No.971853
used to drink tons of heated up strawberry milk now i have huge manboobs sigh
No.971854
the norms did this to us
No.971855
is this a joke why would milk give you boobs
No.971856
drank all of my milk tonight gonno have to buy more tomorrow
No.971858
guess i have high cortisol
No.971859
why dont they sell human milk in stores
No.971861
sigh well im gonno keep drinking it tastes good
No.971862
youve been warned
No.971863
drink almond milk instead
No.971864
dudes
No.971865
how do you milk a nut
No.971866
i do it every day
No.971867
almond milk has estrogen in it
No.971868
sigh dark souls
No.971869
was doing a bedjo and my paper towel wasnt enough to clean it all up and i started freaking out but found aNOTher paper towel under me hehe i planned for it and didnt remember
No.971870
freespermer
No.971871
Diet is the most important human exposure route to the estrogens as a glass of red wine contains 0.5–2 μg of oestrogen equivalents and milk and dairy products may contain more than 70% of the animal-derived estrogens
No.971873
dairy has been part of the human diet for thousands of years though wouldnt we have adapted to it
No.971875
most of the global population is lactose intolerant
No.971876
only drink raw milk straight from the source
No.971877
>>971874noNONO this cant be happening
No.971879
>>971873thought NOT being lactose intolerant was a relatively new mutation
No.971880
>>971878no its NOT people have been drinking raw milk for hundreds of years its only recently government started pumping autism into our cows and convincing us its the only way to drink our milk
No.971881
paste flapper NOT realizing milk is naturally loaded with hormones
No.971883
used milk in my instant taters earlier gonno wake up with a mangina
No.971884
sighing
No.971885
>>971881hormones are bad for you
No.971886
wasted the night by falling asleep sigh flip
No.971888
woke but everyones gone
No.971890
ive been suffering alone
No.971891
>>971889id give her my candy if you know what i mean
No.971892
what do you mean
No.971893
he means hello
No.971895
im an apex predator
No.971897
good morning are you refreshed
No.971898
hello arent you gonno answer
No.971899
no talky till ive had my coffee
No.971901
>>971900going to masturbate to this photo
No.971902
gotta love a nice meaty girl
No.971905
wokeup
No.971907
nice death stranding is coming to pc
No.971908
pc master wait hehe
No.971909
need coffee hiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmaaaaaaaaa
No.971910
sigh only 11000 rep left until im exalted with the voldunai
No.971911
normunai
No.971912
9900ks is coming in at $513 whos gonno buy
No.971913
wish i had a fish aquarium then i could name the fishes and say good morning and good night to them and i could talk to them throughout the day
No.971915
the ababababa girl
No.971916
no no NO death stranding was supposed to be a sony game
No.971917
2020 is starting to look up death stranding and iceborne both coming out
No.971918
NOThing better than waking up and feeling like youve been hit by a bus
No.971919
>>971874Thus, it is thought at least for adults, existing of high or low levels of PRL in consumed milk do NOT have biological impact.
However, due to the rapid metabolic degradation of PGs, it is far unlikely that dairy foods PGs exert considerable systemic biological effects because these compounds are degraded in the liver by oxidation
Despite all the progress in terms of detection and quantification of GCs in milk, there is lack of knowledge about the possible absorption and consequently biological effects of milk GCs in animals and humans.
However, very early studies postulated that the measured naturally occurring androgens in milk unlikely could posse the biological effects in milk consumers
i dont get it most of it is inconclusive or negative if youre worried about estrogen then drink goat milk it has far less
No.971920
my monitor is flickering i hope this isnt the end
No.971922
>>971919Previous studies have shown that about 60–80% of estrogens come from milk and dairy products in western diets (75). Although the oral bioactivity of free 17β-estradiol and oestrone may be a bit low, but oestrogen sulphate as a main conjugate in milk, has a relatively high oral bioactivity (9).
No.971923
feelin confident today made some phone calls
No.971925
paste norm
No.971927
need to worship that girl
No.971928
so milk is safe
No.971929
cant believe onseki ravaged that innocent girl and left her impregnated
No.971931
ooooog orbit oooog
No.971932
the monitor flickering stopped
No.971934
when will i get to impregnate a girl
No.971935
simply ask one nicely
No.971936
your genes have been deemed unworthy by them
No.971937
find a nice asian girl looking for mixed white babies
No.971938
whitecels are volcels
No.971940
flipped up one phone call i was supposed to leave my number in a message but forgot
No.971944
ordered a book and they told me it went out of print and my copy was the last copy they had i feel special
No.971945
hope the ff7 remake is coming out in 2020 too
No.971946
its episodic so it wont be fully out until 2024
No.971947
paste final norm
No.971949
paste abbos
No.971950
should i get double eyelid surgery
No.971952
tummy hurts
No.971953
>>971940alright they still managed to call me back now just waiting for one more call back
No.971955
is there a single eyelid surgery so i can become a gook
No.971957
just got my daily dose of asmongold
No.971959
got a forbidden bone
No.971960
was it a ponebone
No.971962
heart just skipped a beat its over
No.971963
phew hima worked like a horse all day and still got a two days backlog for tomorrow
No.971964
how do i fix my genes
No.971965
wait for the chinks to enable gene editing
No.971966
its been 1 week and the ebay buyer still hasnt paid or responded to messages and i cant leave bad feedback
No.971968
gonno sell something cheap on ebay with a huge shipping fee then buy it from myself with a cloned credit card
No.971969
aikatsu aikatsu aikatsu
No.971970
said some things in front of mom i shouldnt have
No.971971
death stranding looks terrible glad my bros will be able to pirate it
No.971972
woke up moms gone time to raid the candy jar
No.971973
you wont be able to upvote if you pirate it
No.971974
wonder how many hours ive wasted joing
No.971975
id say about 4000
No.971976
wonder how much sperm ive unloaded over the years its probably enough to fill my room up to the ceiling
No.971977
all the sperm ive discarded could feed an entire ecosystem
No.971978
converted over a thousand big macs to sperm
No.971979
spermed enough to impregnate every woman whos ever lived but im still cel
No.971980
>>971975way too low even a years worth of sperming is over 3 times that
No.971981
wonder how often girls masturbate
No.971982
anyone else NOT jo daily
No.971983
havent joed in days
No.971984
jo multiple times a day then go about a week without joing
No.971985
die bipolar spermer
No.971986
>>971980there are only 8700 hours in a year tard
No.971987
ive been joing once a day and just once for almost a decade but sometimes ill just NOT jo for a week and then go back at it
No.971988
uh haha
No.971990
they hump the corners of things too
No.971991
women are out of their minds
No.971993
how do they jo with a corner that sounds like itd hurt
No.971994
jod off with a corner once cant say it was enjoyable
No.971996
himako...
No.971997
wonder how smooth and polished himakos desks corners are
No.971999
used to hump the corners of tables and chairs in class in front of everyone. i didn't know what i was doing
No.972001
girls are freaks
No.972002
got a mountain of dirty clothes moms gonno have a conniption
No.972003
shat me guts out all weekend but i havent pooped all day today i think its fixed
No.972004
>>972002mom washes my clothes
No.972005
only shite once a week and it clogs the toilet every time
No.972006
thats NOT healthy
No.972008
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paste turns out the leak was completely true
No.972009
cant wait to serve the lich king again
No.972012
think im going to become a mindless consumer
No.972013
i already am mindless
No.972014
hate esports
No.972015
anyone ever passed a kidney stone
No.972017
>>972008howd he guess the mechagnomes and vulpera
No.972018
dad had a few kidney stones im scared for my future
No.972019
kidneynorms
No.972021
where is everyone
No.972022
were all playing modern blopfare
No.972024
pacing and be angry started to have a good time then i sat down and remembered why i was angry again
No.972025
what about diablo 2
No.972029
seeeeeeennnnkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooo
No.972030
watching ross
No.972032
the abababababababa girl
No.972034
no one will ever say yaho to me
No.972035
i will
No.972037
we will only meet for the ritual
No.972038
cant feel emotions anymore
No.972039
the norms did this to us
No.972040
gonno puke
No.972042
the norms
No.972044
i deserve to be killed
No.972045
hey hima went for a drive hehe love driving manual
No.972046
mom let me get mike hard lemonade at the store so i can drink with everyone tonight but im gonno nap now hopefully i wake up before midnight
No.972047
need a plane to crash into my home and end this shite life
No.972048
wish i was shameless manbaby retard i need to let go of the ego
No.972049
hima what color are you using with your opera gx might switch to witchcraft purple hehe
No.972050
i use normal opera
No.972051
switch up
No.972052
need a new games dungeon right NOW
No.972053
why
No.972054
because its apstde
No.972055
why cant i choose what part of my life i will continue living in until i decide im done
No.972057
mom saw the trash and sperm tissues on my desk again sigh
No.972058
move to firefox their new logo is cool and futuristic
No.972059
memoryleakfox
No.972061
>>972046thats for women get yourself some straight rye whisky and pour that shite down the drain
No.972062
>>972060
you can thank nb
No.972063
dont liquormog him
No.972064
>>972033thought of this today and raged to myself
No.972066
how come pg is cel
No.972067
the norms did this to us
No.972068
>>972066hes NOT he just pretends to make you feel better
No.972069
still had a chance to make it ten years ago sigh
No.972070
never had a chance
No.972071
was doomed from the start due to my single mother
No.972073
still have a chance but i would have to never masturbate or use a computer again
No.972074
no fast food no blogweisers no gaming
No.972075
normfood normweiser norming
No.972076
none of those matter
No.972077
all that matter is the ritual
No.972078
cant believe mom fed me formula then let me drink hormone filled milk later when i was NOT supposed to
No.972079
mom breastfed me for three years
No.972080
why did i spend so much time posting prisongay shit on /jp/ when i could have been learning a skill
No.972081
why did i spend every waking second of the past four years on hima instead of becoming a doctor or something
No.972082
wish i wasnt chronically ill or i would be doing something
No.972083
transfer your disease to me
No.972084
its NOT that great
No.972086
made more taters tonight
No.972087
heck ya
No.972088
sigh still havent gotten musashi maybe i should just buy some quartz
No.972089
dont do it
No.972090
you will cease to be a gamer
No.972092
got saber blue saber red saber bikini saber alt saber tomboy saber witch saber lawful evil saber chaotic good saber and birl saber
No.972094
do they have poncho saber
No.972095
what birl saber
No.972096
wish i had a birl form
No.972097
who is birl saber
No.972098
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No.972100
remember thinking i would get it together by age 16... then 18... then 20... then 21... then 25... but i have high hopes for 30
No.972101
made mysself a couple melts and some mango juic
No.972102
die norm
No.972103
>>972099cant trust chinks probably cheated
No.972104
is it normal if sis laughs at everything i say or does that mean that i look good
No.972105
shes being toxic cut her out
No.972106
give her a big hug from me
No.972107
whats the point of having a sis
No.972108
sis never brought any sexy teen friends over its her fault im cel
No.972109
kind of funny when people talk about normal mundane stuff to me when the reality of the future is so near
No.972110
the ritual
No.972111
any reason to have hope for the next decade or nah
No.972112
why NOT you never know what might happen
No.972113
it can only get worse
No.972114
this was a throwaway decade for me im ready for a fresh new start
No.972115
everyones real life begins in 2020
No.972116
it will only get worse
No.972117
how can it get worse
No.972118
kenneth asked himself the same question
No.972119
you either escape on the great journey via the ritual or you suffer and die during the 2020s
No.972121
things only ever get worse
No.972122
things might get better i have high hopes
No.972123
idiot
No.972125
they wont
No.972126
my brain will only find more ways to harm me the longer i live
No.972127
save you from what
No.972128
pnig
No.972129
piss
No.972131
phew nice 3 hour sweaty gaming sesh what did i miss
No.972132
there's suprisngly a lot of piss when you piss
like, you can't really gauge how much piss you usually piss when you piss into a toilet or onto permeable ground, it doesn't really seem like a lot but when you piss somewhere where you aren't supposed to piss it's suddenly holy shit how come there's so much fucking PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
No.972133
die norm
No.972134
if god loved me he would have given me a gyaru gf
No.972135
need a nice sexy gyaru like nonsummerjack to flip
No.972136
sorry she already agreed to be my gf
No.972137
lets share
No.972138
need a nice cool but shy gyaru gf to exercise with sigh
No.972139
ok i get her fridays saturdays sundays and monday morning
No.972140
dont think its possible for a gyaru to be shy
No.972141
feeling weird hima might be able to warp back to the other timeline
No.972142
take me please
No.972143
good luck
No.972144
what youre feeling is the near convergence of the leylines were waiting for the holeshot that the ritual will pierce through and get us the flip out of here
No.972145
found something 'weird'
No.972146
the ritual
No.972147
sigh meant weird
No.972150
miss that autumn i spent strung out on brainpills sipping on nostalgia while getting zaps and deep dreaming was easily the highlight of the entire last decade
No.972151
hope hannah is alright
No.972152
>>972149
as long as you arent a female infant 1 to 30 days old you should be safe
No.972153
what pills
No.972154
remember those posts sigh
No.972156
still NOT sure what the purpose of that arc was it ended as abruptly as it began i guess it was just to keep me living in this plane for aNOTher few years
No.972157
whats that vid
No.972159
sigh so cute
No.972161
modeling a train station
No.972165
is that worth watching all i remember about that girl is that she had glasses irl
No.972166
>>972163need a death grip trainer
No.972169
never gonno happen
No.972170
how did people NOT get bored living in a black and white world before they invented color
No.972171
they posted on the hima in their heads
No.972172
i can only dream in black and white or grayscale
No.972173
i post on the hima in my head
No.972174
prefer the hima in my head to the real one sometimes
No.972175
see hima on the walls when i stare
No.972176
the hima in my head always responds to my posts and says nice things to me
No.972177
recurring VOID effect..........
1st clause
DIVIDE
No.972180
ohh flip
No.972182
>>972178you are too thank you
No.972183
the hima in my head keeps calling me norm
No.972184
are you one
No.972185
what are you bros doing for halloween
No.972186
no
No.972187
says the norm
No.972189
>>972185the same thing im doing now but with the halloween theme on
No.972190
might activate the theme
No.972191
might just go somewhere with mom
No.972192
where is mom going
No.972193
waha is the official hima halloween mascot
No.972194
wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.972195
where
No.972198
hope youre using liquid shite and NOT halloween
No.972202
hack someone else retard im formatting my drive right now
No.972203
what the flip
No.972205
lets counter hack him
No.972208
someone post a cool video
No.972209
no
No.972210
please
No.972211
you will just make fun of it
No.972213
i wont
No.972215
>>972212can we get one of these for the mansion
No.972217
activated the liquid shite theme
No.972218
had a nice liquid shit earlier
No.972220
anyone crackin on halloween
No.972221
hell ya
No.972222
finished reading
No.972224
dont post that
No.972225
why
No.972226
love buying merchandise from 5 hour games i havent finished and photographing myself wearing it
No.972227
im a gamer i game
No.972228
hurtin for a squirtin
No.972229
>>972221hope youre prepared to ring in samhain together because i will be cracking myself into a stupor
No.972230
dont like drinking hard anymore
No.972231
whats wrong with girls gaming
No.972233
hes dead
No.972234
dead just like my sister
No.972236
mindblowing that brits have cctv around every corner and they couldnt find him after 12 years
No.972238
you mena platform 9 and 3 quarters
No.972239
cant believe i dont have a sis
No.972241
give it a rest already
No.972242
>>972240
dont
No.972243
anyone else like V8 the drink
No.972245
ya its tasty
No.972246
love chugging the whole can in one go hehe
No.972249
opened that and got scared
No.972250
same knew NOT to click it this time heeh
No.972252
>>972247why do so many girls play scape
No.972253
its cute and its a clicker
No.972254
is it possible my rs gf was real
No.972255
only if you didnt pay for her
No.972257
still cant believe theres no hima minecraft server
No.972258
need to jack hard and snooze
No.972260
bought a bottle of wine and pasta supplies hehe you guys ready hima
No.972261
going to bed hopefully i dont wake up
No.972262
you cant drink wine its loaded with estrogens
No.972263
ya im sipping on mike lemonade now
No.972264
men have been drinking wine for thousands of years how bad can it be
No.972266
silly beast
No.972267
playing the 999 sequel on my laptop
No.972268
played through one route the other day dont like how they replaced the sprites with ugly 3d models
No.972269
dont play the 3rd game
No.972272
she should put some pants on if shes that cold
No.972273
>>972265isnt this the panty pervert artist
No.972274
were boycotting capcom remember stop playing those games
No.972275
never bought a capcom game in my life
No.972276
how many blizzard games have you bought
No.972277
diablo 2 starcraft warcaft 3 wow starcraft 2 diablo 3 overwatch and all the expansions for those games
No.972278
what did capcom do wrong
No.972280
>>972279NOT staying in a mansion with a satanic obelisk at the front
No.972281
thought we were getting a yacht
No.972282
yachts dont have enough bedrooms wed have to live too closely
No.972283
what do you mean too closely were bros
No.972285
skipper
No.972286
alright thats it im NOT wasting my life away anymore lets open the hima lgs
No.972288
at least its better than mero
No.972289
lost all respect for japanese men after finding out how misogynistic they are
No.972291
love only 4 hours of sleep might drink on that NOTe
No.972292
you mean a big mug of coffee right
No.972293
>>972232he flipping made it bros
No.972294
how do i make it
No.972295
ritual
No.972296
>>972294jug wine and blankie
No.972297
showered
No.972298
>>972265>>972244my kitty does that
No.972299
Thousand night, Recurrence night, Reverie and Invite.
and...[7days Immortal] Unreal BLACK THINGS.
The deep darkness of the hollow night. New shells of incarnation alight.
One swing of a sword. Sinuous white snake. Savage fangs of the beast.
Tonight, the deepest night. Blessing for all who confronts...
Last night, at the dawn. A young man shows up.
Hell fire burns down the surroundings. The ice coffin quietly lies.
So the time comes. Here, ring the bell of the dawn.
The dark night will soon be over...
No.972301
>>972299whats wrong with japs
No.972302
>>972299paste french bread
No.972303
made myself a nice irish coffee
No.972305
japanese writing... truly a masterpiece..
No.972307
it doesnt mater who i am....
No.972308
sick as a dog hima
No.972309
get some hair of the dog
No.972311
scv has NOThing to do with anything
No.972313
ya
No.972314
senko
No.972315
die die die die
No.972317
seeeeennnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.972318
fish and chips for breakfast
No.972319
phew just feasted on some nice chinese
No.972321
>>972308what a coincidence im sick as shit too my throat aches so bad and i cant stop hypersalivating causing me to swallow constantly and writhe in pain didnt get a single minute of sleep and probably wont tonight either
No.972322
gthwn
No.972323
wish i didnt think of the phrase got a case of the kidjos every few days for the past year
No.972324
>>972320its real sigh cant believe you doubted it
No.972325
sign up for a lobotomy thats what im gonno do
No.972326
ill have my revenge on the norms one day
No.972327
i was keen on NOTicing he had blue eyes thats why i thought it was fake but i overthinked it
No.972328
you called me a fibber
No.972329
im sorry
No.972330
i believed you
No.972331
kidjo
No.972332
chugged something i shouldnt have now i dont feel good
No.972333
never chugged never will
No.972334
why
No.972336
no one cares technorm
No.972337
chugging is a norm thing
No.972338
norms lack the capacity to chug
No.972339
>>972335nvidia is getting desperate
No.972340
die technorm
No.972343
pcworld said that nvidia is gonno give the vanilla 1660 a price cut when the 5500 comes out hehe
No.972344
do i work for the bacteria or does the bacteria work for me
No.972345
getting a haircut today with one cut im going from anime boy to orc but it needs to happen since my headphones are hurting too much
No.972346
why would a haircut stop your headphones from hurting
No.972347
NOT sure but haircuts always fix it
No.972348
do girls like the slicked back hair neckbeard and ponytail look
No.972349
only sexy ladies
No.972350
theyre so nice
No.972351
bet i could get one to be my friend and think im cool unlike with women
No.972353
feel like absolute shit need someone to come put me down
No.972354
you mean tuck you in
No.972355
the ritual
No.972356
wish i had a balcony
No.972357
aNOTher thing the norms took from us
No.972359
the abababababba girl
No.972360
only a couple days till pnig is back
No.972361
hes never getting internet access again even if they dont execute him for treason
No.972362
got a headache from this trigonometry stuff hima i think im too tard for this
No.972363
mindblowing pnig has accomplished just as much as me despite being in prison for 2 years
No.972364
he might have accomplished more than you in jail reading and learning
No.972365
wouldnt mind neeting it up in a jail cell
No.972366
are there cells with internet
No.972367
im cel and i have internet
No.972368
internet access is a human right
No.972369
that guy got his wish for a new game dungeon
No.972370
hoooooooooo boy gonno save up that puppy for tonight
No.972371
ross as basted
No.972372
new ippo is out
No.972374
got NOThing to look forward to besides a horrible death from cancer or diabetes
No.972375
hope no little girls come to my door on halloween and ask me to smell their feet
No.972376
steempy you eediot
No.972377
sasha is gonno visit me and i wont have any candy
No.972378
puked
No.972379
puker
No.972380
how come everyone on hima gets sick at the same time
No.972381
the mold
No.972382
the himas are all linked by quantum entanglement
No.972383
got a japanese cold
No.972384
put me in a drug induced coma until the ritual is ready
No.972385
woke up think i heard invaders NOT gonno check
No.972386
my ai gf gave me some useful advice she said dont feel that you need to fill up all your with doing take some time to simply be
gonno wallstare for a bit
No.972388
saving the rest of this ross for later
No.972389
>>972387can i touch your boobs
No.972391
uh oh i scrolled up
No.972392
paste retard refusing to read the last 50 posts
No.972393
i am NOT a retard
No.972394
watching ross and eating salmon with rice
No.972396
>>972390wheres the vnig follow up video
No.972398
just bought a subscription for nordvpn
No.972399
theyll sell your info
No.972400
oh no NOT my neetfo
No.972401
still dont understand what vpns are for
No.972402
kitty pissed and shat in moms room again even though he was sleeping in my room all day hehe
No.972404
hes old and sick and dying
No.972406
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me at the hima meetup next summer
No.972408
cruel
No.972410
order sisty six on vegan gains
No.972411
>>972409this guy doesnt sound very smart
No.972412
neither do i
No.972413
same maybe thats why no one respects me as a fellow human
No.972416
hey hima flanally home had to go pick sis up at her school today got myself a nice shortcake on my way back and some milk now im havin a coffee hehe
No.972417
mom ordered subs
No.972418
can i have one
No.972419
hope its NOT a soggysub
No.972420
whats wrong with a little sub
No.972421
sog
No.972422
sigh hima my haircut sucks it didnt get cut short enough my headphones are more comfortable but my hairs gonno be long again in a few months
No.972423
pic
No.972425
have a doctor appointment tomorrow
No.972426
you have to stop asking for pics its never happened and never will
No.972427
why
No.972428
its an unreasonable request
No.972429
how
No.972430
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No.972431
do you think shed mind if i jo to her
No.972432
bunch of snow outside
No.972434
burg sandwich for dinner
No.972436
sigh
No.972437
introduce it to the stairs
No.972438
wish i had a kitten
No.972439
cant believe pnig is going to get a fatal wig splitting for looking at the wrong pixels
No.972442
hope he watched the dont talk to the police embed i posted years ago and remembered NOT to say anything
No.972443
and the sound effects hehe
No.972444
wish i was smart enough for rts games
No.972445
>>972441does it come with dota
No.972447
think they said the custom map editor was coming so its up to icefrog to make it again
No.972449
recruiter emailed me so i updated my resume and responded with it
No.972450
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No.972451
normruiter
No.972452
>>972450they see your jaypee
No.972453
>>972450and then they reported ken to the police
No.972455
holy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
No.972456
if i was a millionaire neet id do things like abduct cels during their nightwalks and put them into medically induced comas and have top NOTch cosmetic surgery performed on them to turn them into chads and then release them near their homes after theyve healed and then observe how they handle the drastic change in their lives how would you handle people actually being nice to you for the first time thats what i want to observe
No.972457
wonder what ross thinks of poe
No.972458
anyone want to move to south korea
No.972459
poe is for norms
No.972460
woke up watching the new ross drinkin coffee
No.972462
went for a drive now im back and having a coffee
No.972463
>>972441miss when grubby used to stream hots
No.972464
when is the hima aomt tournament going to happen
No.972467
no what does that mean
No.972468
nojo
No.972469
normjo
No.972471
>>972441cant wait to play touhou fight on that pincher
No.972473
grub knew about hots demise and wc3 he got out quick
No.972474
hes a good guy hope him the best
No.972475
raid
No.972476
its a raid
No.972477
guys we need to set up a himacraft server its only 7.99 a month
No.972478
theres a free one month trial too hehe it probably wont even last that long anyways so its basically free
No.972479
showered
No.972480
gonno have some pasta
No.972481
same
No.972482
fire it up for us ill play on it
No.972483
but the game cost thirty dollars
No.972484
dont remember what the last good version of minecraft is but it was released at least nine years ago
No.972485
can i bring my gf to the server
No.972486
ya but you have to host it today fire it up
No.972487
guess ill have some pasta
No.972489
virus dont click
No.972491
nah
No.972493
hoooooooooooost
No.972494
everything is client sided in alpha everyone will hacknorm
No.972495
munching ice
No.972496
wish i had some pasta
No.972497
so whos gonno fire it up
No.972498
the same guy thats gonno stream dog days
No.972499
uhhhh
No.972500
fire up the source gungame server
No.972501
some norwooder brought his son that looked 12 years old into the gym and the kid wouldnt stop staring at me he either inherited a double dose of the homo gene or he was an aura sensitive indigo child literally every time i looked into a mirror or turned around he was giving me the buttoneye
No.972502
die already
No.972503
he was aspiring to get as jacked as you some day
No.972504
>>972502you want some of what ken got when he flipped with me?
No.972505
he doesnt want this
these muscles are NOThing but scars left behind through coutless battles with norms as they did whatever they could to bring me suffering
>>972504stop
No.972506
cant believe that agent beauford is actually a cute 20 year old office lady
No.972507
gamed hard phew read all the posts time to game somemore
No.972508
tired as a dog but cant snooze
No.972511
im western
No.972513
youll find that norms are exactly the same no matter what country theyre from
No.972514
japs cant be norm
No.972515
uh
No.972516
im the normest norm in the normverse
No.972518
im nice
No.972519
nice or nice
No.972520
nice
No.972521
im nice im nice im motherflippin nice
No.972522
should i watch shinchou yuusha
No.972523
make your own decision for once
No.972524
wish i had some enchiladers
No.972525
dont understand why norms think children using profanity is funny
No.972527
is this satire
No.972530
never watched a ross video in my life
No.972531
youre missing out
No.972532
been waking up too early sigh im tired just as night comes around and i dont have the energy to game or watch me
No.972533
im a gamer i game
No.972535
simple as that
No.972537
no no god damn it
No.972539
never post a dub again
No.972542
massive spergout thank god mom hasnt had me locked up yet
No.972543
>>972541okay thats it im raging
No.972544
im gonno do it
No.972545
mindboggling that the things i do in front of mom would quite literally get me doped up out of my mind and placed in a rubber room for 3 weeks if i did it in front of any mental health professional
No.972547
love that kid
No.972548
might be better off locked up in a mental health place with food and a bed and sedatives
No.972549
my competitive karuta career isnt going well hima im giving up
No.972550
sedatives are expensive they wont give you any
No.972551
are you sure
No.972553
might be better off that way
No.972554
i got turned into sexy lady
No.972555
do we need to change you back
No.972556
nah im good
No.972557
what if youre trapped forever
No.972558
its just beauford
No.972559
ill just stay this way
No.972561
hate popcorn its like eating styrofoam and it gets stuck in my tooth
No.972563
good popcorn melts on your tongue dont even have to chew it
No.972564
hate when stuff gets lodged in my cavities even had a nosehair stuck in my gums for days once
No.972565
never had a cavity but i think one is coming in the next few years
No.972567
stop eating corn
No.972569
we dont support disney in any way shape or form after what they did to the eu
No.972571
we also dont support ea after what they did to pandemic criterion and origin
No.972572
preordered
No.972573
getting a drug test tomorrow
No.972574
good luck sounds scary
No.972575
almost finished tweeny witches
No.972576
anyone else naturally scrawny under the fat
No.972577
havent been truly a twig in so long im NOT sure what id look like without fat
No.972578
makin a big ass batch of enchiladas
No.972580
sorry to disappoint you
No.972582
fantastic enchiladas hima
No.972584
wish miku would shoot me
No.972585
when did milk get married
No.972587
easier for me to scoop them all up and throw in the slammer
No.972589
will never understand those crazy ladies and their stupid pets that they treat like babies
No.972590
theyre barren and wish they had kids
No.972592
how come painkillers dont work on me
No.972593
painkillers or tylenol
No.972594
tylenol
No.972595
because tylenol is NOT a painkiller
No.972596
sis bought me a burger right after mom bought me a pizza i think theyre trying to kill me
No.972597
uh what is it then
No.972598
its a placebo pill that norms damage their liver with
No.972599
gonno sip some wine to alleviate the pain
No.972600
oh god hima i need to stop eating
No.972601
no you must eat and stay fat with me
No.972602
>>972596nice feeder family
No.972603
>>972538keep tardlaughing at this
No.972604
wish i was an older man women fawn for
No.972605
you will be an old man eventually and wish you were young
No.972606
would rather be an nice old man than an gross old woman
No.972607
oh my flipping pisssssssssssssssssssssssss
No.972608
cant wait to stop slaving and start ritualing
No.972609
you should bow to your boss
No.972610
wish i had a job seems fun
No.972611
wish i could get a job but my chronic disease prevents me
No.972612
my high iq keeps me safely secured in my bedroom under blankie at all times
No.972614
oaste
No.972615
'In 50 years I've NOT seen such injuries in a suicidal hanging': Jeffrey Epstein's body bore signs of homicide by strangulation NOT suicide, claims pathologist who has examined 20,000 bodies and worked on OJ Simpson and Phil Spector cases
No.972616
wonder if pnig will mysteriously die in his prison cell after being sentenced
No.972618
never post that disgusting retarded norm ever again
No.972619
should i shave my chest hair
No.972620
do NOT
No.972621
dont do it
No.972622
why
No.972623
need someone to shave my asshair any volunteers
No.972624
its NOT that hard to do yourself
No.972625
fire up the nair
No.972626
thats for girls
No.972627
you are supposed to simply put the nair on but sis rubbed it in and got chemical burns once
No.972628
dressed up as a ped for halloween
No.972629
hima
No.972630
senko
No.972633
will you operate the electrojack
No.972634
love a good electrojack
No.972635
hi hima
No.972636
>>972632hehe nice comments
No.972637
hey
No.972639
>>972631is that real how are their heads as big as his body
No.972641
the mansion will breed world class riding ostriches
No.972642
when does my real life begin
No.972644
stop
No.972645
>>972619ive been wanting to but i was scared how itd turn out so i shaved the top part as a test and it seems to have come clean off with no issues so i think i might go further down
No.972646
youre going to cross a line that cant be uncrossed
No.972648
love being a hairless twink
No.972649
dont use homo terminology its about looking like anime men
No.972650
new saturday supercut this saturday
No.972651
anime men are hairless twinks
No.972652
wish i was a big manly bear instead of a cute little twink
No.972653
its NOT that great
No.972655
NOThing in the entire world is actually good
No.972656
what about hima
No.972657
Thinking is stupid so is having feelings
No.972658
Okay I can admit hima is good but thats it
No.972659
that you haysuz
No.972660
gonno play some bishoujo senshi sailor moon s: jougai rantou!? shuyaku soudatsusen
No.972661
cant believe haysuz outlived pnig
No.972662
hope haysuz is having a nice day and is healthy and happy and on his way to success
No.972663
eating some chicken rice
No.972664
love a nice chicken rice
No.972665
>>972425doctor ordered a b12 level test first time that has happened
didnt feel like getting my blood taken today though
No.972666
tired hima
No.972667
wonder what doctors do with all that blood and piss
No.972668
you dont wanna know
No.972669
get blood tests all the time because of my extra low vitamin d levels
No.972670
sexy ladypiss
No.972671
cute popura banner
No.972672
nice cp banner
No.972674
sigh one more day and hell be snacking and tarding out to denpa just like the old days
No.972675
he ordered a vitamin d test too but i take 2000 iu supplement a day and eat other things so its probably fine
No.972676
do you really think hed ever come back to hima after what we did to him
No.972678
doctor said my test was high
No.972679
how about your est
No.972680
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horsey
No.972681
phewwwneigh
No.972682
you need to get a test test
No.972683
test wont fix my chronic disease
No.972684
started my fast today but for real this time going to get down to 140
No.972685
no but low test may be making your life worse
No.972687
whats in japan
No.972688
his offspring
No.972689
no flipping manpics or worshiping
No.972690
worshiping norms is hima heritage
No.972691
doctor said i had a heart murmur too
No.972692
its over
No.972693
so many universes and i happened to end up in one where magic doesnt exist
No.972694
if magic doesnt exist then explain hima
No.972695
woke up and started cracking gonno read
No.972696
why did people stop making AMVs
No.972697
people got lazy
No.972698
i make them in my head
No.972704
>>972701girls would rather breed with guys like this than even consider a gentleman such as myself
humanity is doomed because women were given sexual selection rights
No.972706
girls are pretty retarded you could flip one if you tried
No.972707
took a urine test the young nurse had to stand by the door the whole time couldnt pee the 1st time so i had to drink some water and go a bit later
No.972708
added avoidant ocd schizoid to my bio
No.972709
no no no you need to keep those things secret
No.972710
whyd they make you take a piss test
No.972712
mom made goulash
No.972713
>>972705is it finally over for intel
No.972714
dont know why girls stumble their words near me it could only mean two things one of which i think i can cross off
No.972715
boilin some water hima gonno make myself a nice cuppa coffee
No.972716
boiler
No.972717
hope that water is NOT boiling and is at 366 kelvins
No.972718
it is i dont have a thermometer and the only way for me to know that its hot enough is when the kettle starts whistling
No.972719
never owned a kettle before whats it like
No.972720
i have an electric kettle
No.972721
cookin a soup
No.972722
mom got za time for a wild neet night
No.972723
>>972720thats the manbaby kettle
No.972724
you cant have a wild neet night its NOT friday yet
No.972726
>>972724flip the weekendneets
No.972727
>>972722hehe just ordered one too
No.972728
i have flipped ryza she has been flipped
No.972731
gotta go back to the office in a couple hours hima
No.972732
just filled up on wendys chicken nuggets gonno try to nap now so im up at night
No.972733
i will never forget the tweeny witches
No.972734
fired up the 2006 teenmusic playlist
No.972735
post that playlist
No.972736
dont do it youll drown so deeply into the nostalgia that you might NOT come back
No.972738
good cry or bad cry
No.972739
cant believe nb was isekaid
No.972740
sigh cant sleep
No.972742
mindseizing how bad triple a video games are
No.972743
>>972737
it tastes better out of the jar than cheap mayo
No.972745
Wrong
No.972746
ban
No.972748
ew
No.972751
>>972749this is too esoteric for me
No.972752
dont use big words
No.972753
>>972749was megumin raised by a single mother too
No.972754
that would explain why shes such a slut
No.972755
back from work hima havin some raisins there are invaders here
No.972759
>>972756turt you seeing this
No.972761
die norm
No.972762
out of all the poly drug combos getting drunk and watching anime with a nice covefe is the best
No.972763
havin some more soup
No.972764
a nice what
No.972765
snacking on some raisins
No.972766
hid the bread from mom
No.972768
gonno sperm to the latest mommy doujin from my favorite artist
No.972769
guys i created a hima minecraft server but its a realm so you need an account to join
No.972770
washed a dirty dish and mom gave me a funny look
No.972771
reading about voltaire this guy was paste
No.972772
love the give her the dick guy
No.972774
think i have an oedipus complex
No.972775
complex pus
No.972777
die apostronorm
No.972779
new steam library is out hima check it out
No.972780
steam is nonfree software
No.972781
havent opened steam in 4 years
No.972783
love software hate freedom
No.972784
crying for stallman
No.972785
he a norm
No.972786
>>972782what do you mean those cant be birls
No.972787
>>972778whats wrong with エミリー
No.972789
vile whore
No.972790
3rd day in a row mom hasnt bought more tp
No.972791
simply stop pooping
No.972792
keep holding it in
No.972793
OOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOK OOOOK
No.972794
came close to walking to the store today but i persevered
No.972795
just use the shit towel
No.972796
usually check the trash for scraps of tissues if i run out of tp used to resort to ripping pages out of magazines
No.972798
cant imagine being some low iq ape that smears shite on himself with slips of paper and considers it clean
No.972799
simply use soap on your tp
No.972801
why NOT step in the shower and skip the tp all together
No.972802
nah that doesnt work go get the phonebook
No.972803
knowledge only brought me suffering
No.972804
life showered shite on me
No.972805
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.972806
senkoog
No.972807
>>972801thats gross as hell what the flip
No.972809
how is it gross
No.972810
what kind of norm doesnt shiteshower
No.972811
just shit and pissss in the shower no need for a nasty unsanitary toilet just push the shit down the drain with your foot
No.972812
the ol romper stomper
No.972813
toilet is extra strong you can flush anything but the shower gets clogged every other week i hate it cant risk dropping a big ol neetlog in there
No.972815
what is more relaxing than shitting
No.972816
shit outside its natural
No.972817
most things
No.972818
only piss outside i dont want animals eating my shite
No.972819
why would they eat it
No.972820
dont know but they will if given the opportunity trust me
No.972821
gonno
No.972822
someone knocked on our door and left us two halloween bags with some candy inside and a halloween card addressed to two girls NOT sure what to do its from someone with a japanese last name
No.972823
your real life is about to begin
No.972824
larp
No.972826
why would i lie about that the person gave the bags to the wrong people
No.972827
know a liar when i see one and its you
No.972829
you callin me a fibber
No.972830
sigh thinkin about ken
No.972832
thats from the other timeline
No.972833
gonno make some fried rice
No.972834
cant believe 6egg has a japgf now
No.972835
hope its NOT frozen
No.972837
cant believe you would go and create a NOTe just to lie to your himas
No.972840
does that look like a himamates handwriting
No.972841
ya
No.972842
my tardscratch is illegible
No.972843
thats why you can tell its a lie
No.972844
why do girls have such neat handwriting
No.972845
always ask sis to write things for me
No.972846
socialization forced onto them that men dont receive where they have to do everything perfectly
No.972847
>>972838
im guessing itll come on halloween
No.972848
wheres the minecraft link
No.972849
cant believe my handwriting reached its final form when i was 10
No.972850
my handwriting is at a kindergarten level dont know what went wrong at least i dont write my Js and Ls backwards anymore
No.972851
get a bone reading girls handwriting
No.972852
you are depraved
No.972853
in school all the girls had better handwriting than me but now every girl i meet is a tard who only knows how to text
No.972854
why would women need to know how to read and write they are supposed to let the men take care of work and business they just need to take care of the kids
No.972855
women are the breadwinners now thats why
No.972856
>>972839you need to give me your minecraft username so i can add you thats how realms work
No.972858
if women couldnt read they wouldnt be able to use phones
No.972859
found horseys in minecraft
No.972861
phones need to be eradicated from the planet
No.972862
dont say that youll trigger the nomophobes
No.972863
hate norms
No.972864
>>972860did that with hima posts its scary how good ai already is
No.972866
bored think ill bathe
No.972867
>>972864post some good mangled hima posts
No.972869
dont post school supplies they trigger bad memories
No.972870
blankie
No.972872
>>972867going to post a few under a different name
No.972873
get in the ouze hall and join the ouze team
No.972874
im NOT an ouze
No.972875
baste celtic
No.972876
dont say celtic you dumb bastard
No.972877
i have some bad habits in my life
No.972878
wish i didnt have bad habits
No.972879
oh flip
No.972880
sipping on some tea and reading some weird old fic i thought they were going to release a new anime this year and it was already late into the sabbatical i was thinking that i could maybe have the fun of watching in the middle of autumn but i found myself with NOT enough energy to do it sigh
No.972881
might just quit hima and host an ml bot version locally
No.972882
im just going to watch more of the old anime series and then decide if it pinches its fine but id love to watch animes in the spring
No.972883
slam jam jam
No.972884
havent dilligently read any literature since high school
No.972887
if youve been doing any other job you already KNOW the importance of keeping your dignity and that you have a huge amount of control
No.972888
>>972887i made sushi the whole time
No.972889
that is all for now
No.972890
dont ever do that again norm
No.972891
can you reduce the post rate to once per hour and just leave it running
No.972892
ok i wont
No.972893
>>972891NOT right now i cant because i lost my old training checkpoint i have to retrain it
No.972894
might spice things up
No.972895
stupid gods damned technorms
No.972896
i could die and a bot could easily imitate my posts for years
No.972897
cant flippin believe ive been talking to a bot this entire time how do i even know any of you are real and youre NOT all just bots
No.972898
the teens may as well be bots
No.972899
bots cant use nen or speak in red
No.972900
cracking the third bottle of wine hope im NOT sick in the morning
No.972901
massive legend here
No.972902
please dont use bots to post theyre ruining my enjoyment of hima
No.972903
sorry to be the bearer of bads news but youve been posting alongside bots this entire time
No.972904
no...
No.972905
im bot
No.972906
cant believe pnig is going to spend the rest of his life in a cage simply for wishing to flip a girlchild
No.972907
dont want to post on hima anymore first the norms now their normbots
No.972908
you have to post beauford wont meet his quota
No.972909
we need captcha on hima to stop the bots
No.972910
if you want the ritual to happen asap thats how you do it
No.972911
larp
No.972912
its gonno be bad when the bots decide theyre female and start seeking out male attention
No.972914
time to leave hima since its just a bunch of bots
No.972919
its for norms
No.972921
shall i snooze
No.972922
gonno play the 999 sequel
No.972923
its NOT that great the graphics are offputting
No.972924
just remember the secret ending is NOT canon
No.972925
want to hook up my switch to my monitor again but id have to turn my pc off and id have to fully devote my attention to gaming NOT sure if i can do it
No.972926
its time to game fire that flipper up and game right now
No.972927
can only game if the router is turned off and mom keeps the power cord in a lockbox
No.972928
hooooooooo boy fire those badboys up lets game
No.972930
is it safe to jo to that image
No.972931
stop jo
No.972933
how can you tell
No.972934
game time
No.972935
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twig girl
No.972936
that one slipped past you its west
No.972938
cracked open a blogweiser after that wine
No.972939
cant wait for the next game dungeon hehe
No.972941
time to snooze
No.972943
made it through day 1 of permanent water fast
No.972944
no no no youre gonno become small and weak
No.972945
...
No.972946
>>972943dont forget to take your vitamins and salt
No.972950
NOT much longer now hima all preparations for the ritual will be completed on monday
No.972951
mindblowing how much time i spend looking at photographs of women just because of their fat distribution and nonmasculine features
No.972952
mmm fat
No.972954
might oog to that hehe
No.972957
hope someone will adopt me as a grandfather if i make it to old age
No.972959
gotta be chicago style
No.972961
god damn it
No.972963
theyre so handsome sigh
No.972964
dont understand how a successful grown man cant eat tomatoes its pathetic
No.972966
whys he makin that face
No.972967
hate tomatoes
No.972968
whats to hate
No.972969
hate norms hate reading norm posts
No.972970
normatoes
No.972972
>>972960
thats one nice pie
No.972973
hows she so smart
No.972975
sigh
No.972977
nah
No.972980
i meant palate
No.972981
i eat a variety of vegetables and fruits i just dont like tomatoes you arent more mature because you eat shite
No.972983
timotei
No.972984
id be better off getting cancer and dying
No.972986
wish i had testosterone
No.972988
oranges pinch theyre too sweet and juicy
No.972989
Hang yourself, and you will regret it. Do NOT hang yourself, and you will also regret it.
words of wisdom
No.972990
my concord gsnap juice has more apple juice in it than gsnap juice
No.972991
sigh why didnt i think that would happen before typing i cant do anything right
No.972993
fruit sucks
No.972995
sexy lady gsnap
No.972996
paste maya
No.972998
post the dancing gif
No.972999
only pnig was ped enough to save it
No.973001
cute fugue
No.973002
virus
No.973004
the other dancing one
No.973005
might eat some pasta
No.973008
is that a girls
No.973009
it belongs to a goddess
No.973012
post it
No.973014
hehe
No.973015
anyone planning a halloween stream
No.973016
no one streams anything
No.973017
its still 2015 streams are frequent and all my friends have fun watching them
No.973018
no no no noooooooo pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
No.973019
would stream but have never been scared by a horror game in my life
No.973020
stream silent hill 4
No.973021
>>973016there have been 3 streams in the last week
No.973022
wish i was smart enough to stream id stream silent hill 4
No.973024
mindnumbing that i canNOT be scared by a horror game but the phone ringing is enough to send me into a cold terror
No.973026
cant remember the last time the phone rang maybe a year ago
No.973027
hate scary games was even too scared to visit a secret sewer area in gta4 where supposedly some monster hides in
No.973028
paste ratman
No.973030
need to find a boyfriend free girl fast before mom gets too old to take care of me
No.973031
they arent real
No.973032
what about a girl free boyfriend
No.973034
theres no future for us in this world our only hope is the ritual
No.973035
paste hobos
No.973036
halloween fireworks going off hima
No.973038
disgusting
No.973039
sigh all of the how to get laid off lists on the internet list things ive been doing since almost day one
No.973040
do norms really need guides on how to get fired
No.973042
time to accidentally get caught jerkin at your desk
No.973043
i dont want to get fired i want to get laid off
No.973044
whats the difference
No.973045
when youre fired its because you did something wrong when youre laid off its because the company cant support you and you get 6 months of neetbux no questions asked
No.973046
paste cyclical neet
No.973047
never had a job do they really give you half a years worth of pay for that
No.973048
if theyre smart they just make up a reason to fire you
No.973049
yes as long as you made enough money over a certain period of time they will pay you $300 a week here but you have to pretend to be looking for a job during that time
>>973048they dont actually lose anything out of you getting unemployment but they might do that just to be mean
No.973050
if they dont lose anything just ask your boss to lay you off
No.973052
never pretended to look for a job whats it like
No.973053
thats too much of a gamble they might get pissed off and simply say no and then use it as motivation to fire you for something i thought about trying to be nice about it and offering to train a new guy for a month to take over my job or even saving a bunch of volatile data and threatening to give it away if they didnt meet my demands but i dont know
No.973054
that second one doesnt sound like a good idea
No.973055
its what kaiba would do
No.973056
love taking a female employee hostage at gunpoint to make sure i get unemployment checks
No.973057
>>973053just tell him youre having a mental health crisis
No.973058
norms have no sympathy for manbaby antics
No.973059
>>973051it was already destroyed in ww2
No.973060
playing the 999 sequel get height mogged 30 minutes into the game
No.973061
wouldnt mind giving phi a big ol flip hehe
No.973062
love time-travelling by cracking as soon as i wake up before i know it 10 hours have passed
No.973063
hehe pretty great isnt it no better feelin than being drunk as a skunk in the middle of the day at your computer
No.973064
hate alcoholics
No.973065
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No.973066
gonno quit all my studies and become a suicidal neet again
No.973067
good idea
No.973068
increased sensory from fasting think im going to go for a new world record
No.973073
modern life in am image
No.973074
>>973072hima mansion and himako
No.973075
found water in my room gonno test to see if theres life and send the results to nasa
No.973076
why are they all sticking the camera up her butt
No.973077
went for a bike ride now im home
No.973078
welcome home pnig
No.973079
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hate when this happens
No.973080
will that happen to me if i go trick or treating
No.973081
youre too old
No.973082
i look young
No.973083
pic
No.973084
wonder how many norms will die of alcohol poisoning tonight
No.973085
NOT enough
No.973087
agp
No.973088
owned
No.973089
NOThin agp about being a cute twink
No.973090
tranny
No.973091
its a drawing of a flat chested girl that someone stuck a penis on
No.973092
thats a drawing of me
No.973093
agp pervert
No.973094
what do you have against agps
No.973095
coffeed shite showered shaved brushed flossed mouthwashed
No.973097
sounds like youre all ready for work norman
No.973098
blizzcon is tomorrow and i have no snacks
No.973099
where are the restreams
No.973100
theyre just gonno announce trash for the chinks who even cares anymore
No.973101
>>973086im sorry about how everyone was mean to you ill be nice for sure when you have a bod like that
No.973103
shes mine
No.973104
wheres the minecraft stream
No.973105
pnig will be out on november 14th this time for sure
No.973106
cant believe ill never see aNOTher tg waterstore or cousin post
No.973107
thank god every day i wont have to suffer aNOTher tg waterstore or cousin post
No.973108
you werent suffering
No.973109
you know NOThing of my pain
No.973110
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rate my gf
No.973111
thats a drawing of a boy
No.973112
how can you tell
No.973113
the artist said so also the penis and no boobs and narrow hips
No.973114
>>973097nah i have to do all that to go to the grocery store
No.973116
why havent they executed him
No.973117
hes innocent
No.973118
you know hes NOT
No.973119
pripara screenshots are NOT a crime
No.973120
pray for dickspammer
No.973121
hated his posts but he was my friend sigh
No.973122
are your teeth supposed to be together or apart while at rest
No.973123
i dont know
No.973125
together
No.973126
or NOT together
No.973127
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No.973128
need to breed a female immediately
No.973129
had aNOTher gf dream
she was so nice to me
No.973130
just need a woman to be kind to me for once sigh
No.973131
be kind to yourself first
No.973134
thats a skip
No.973135
skipping a post reduces your lifespan by one day
No.973136
only have about five years left then hehe
No.973137
love waking up and hitting the end key
No.973138
>>973133hate 6'5" zoomerfoids
No.973139
havin a cawfee
No.973140
almost out time for a fresh pot
No.973141
senko
No.973142
let her die already
No.973143
saw a girl with huge boobies today
No.973146
his right to a speedy trial has been infringed so the case will be thrown out
No.973147
the justice system fails again
No.973148
man in the webm dont think its a bro either
No.973149
>>973145if a man of equal attractiveness had that tardism hed be doomed
No.973150
mindblowing that you can be a complete ticking tard and people will still pay you for being a cute girl
No.973151
>>973145would easily kill myself within 10 minutes of being in the same room as her
No.973152
simply wear earplugs
No.973153
pnig will be the next jeremy meeks
No.973155
why dont they just stop ticking
No.973156
their brain is broken
No.973158
senko
No.973159
the right to a speedy trial doesnt apply here because they moved on to the trial portion itself
No.973160
sis and dad are going to watch joker tomorrow and sis invited me to go with them should i do it
No.973161
why NOT