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miss sudo hope hes doing alright


hes here its the pbellyguy


might buy railroad empire and drive some trains


nice train otaku


3.8gb worth of cookies stored by twitch absolutely epic


what do you mean




stop crying grab yourself a cuppa joe and game a lil


nice tech haul


why is she dressed like that


like what


you know


are her boobies real


might take a gamer nap


she supports privacy concerned crypto currency like monero


its too dead people must have got left behind


everyone keeps blatantly looking at her breasts whenever i go outside i make it a point to avoid looking at things like that because i dont want to help blow up their ego the world would be better if everyone was like me


my obesity has finally caught up with me i dont want to leave bed anymore


that will be a hospital bed soon


NOThing wrong with laying in bed all day just need some snacks and a gaming laptop


gamed a bunch


hell ya


drinking tea with lemon to cure my throat you guys should try it


need a fox wife gf mother to make me lemon tea


got something stuck in my throte


make your own tea


got mom some lemon tea she loved it


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hehe die norms love mondays hehe


swatted a fly-san




it was self defense


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so many different combinations of their flags or historic flags they could use but they came up with this ugh


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too dumb for this post


nice gal


why dont girls like me


how do you know they dont


got left behind sigh


the cel life chose me


because im a virg




did you asked one


listen buddy he said hes virg


sis and mom like me but im virg


balls hurt real bad shouldnt have longjod


blood relatives dont count


dont know where to find girls that are NOT blood relatives


found my wife on hima


scalp is sore


stop being ugg




mindblowing that there are people who actually met their wife on 4norm


call yaremchuk


NOT us we managed to stay pure on hima


you say that but most of hima are nonvirgs just look at pnig seki turt freak pastaguy and probably half the nopersonas


what do you mean turt



pnig is virg


how can a sexy ladypotato chef be a virg


NOT anymore
i have insider info


post it on the sb


spent the past week working from home but secretly neeting i could tell even mom liked it but now its time to return to the grind good thing the ritual is moving according to schedule theres no way i could last years doing this


die norm


in immense ballpain hima hope i dont have cancer


learned something


what was it


anyone gaming


gamed hard all day


havent posted in four days


what were you doing


that sweater pattern rich posh people wear is called argyle


sounds nice i could work from home if i wanted to but i have so much work everyday and get so many phone calls and im so dependent on our intranet and erp software that it would just make things worse


what do you mean erp software





"ERP" stands for enterprise resource planning. It refers to a suite of software that organizations use to manage day-to-day business activities, such as accounting, procurement, project management, risk management and compliance, and supply chain operations. A complete ERP suite also includes enterprise performance management, software that helps to plan, budget, predict, and report on an organization’s financial results.


love ffxiv and love eorzea its time to explore


gonno shower


yeah flip that im already considering quitting because im sick of having to talk to people whenever i started using that office room i unplugged the phone so nobody would call me


too much punctuation cant understand that post




didnt even make it past the first character



stupid norm got what was coming


love bears


damn good nachos tonight hima damn good


time to choke the chicken


gonno buy some nacho supplies and wine in a few hours any other suggestions


get a nice slushie for a hot summers day


get some tuna for emergency tuna melts


wonder how dan schneider got away with it pnig shouldve taken NOTes




gaming hard hima


time for a gamer break myself


sudo killall hima


die unixnorm


love tellin norms to die


think everyone on hima has been told to die by aNOTher himamate at some point


sunday evening dread


forgot to open hima


joined the hima club after school and got into all sorts of trouble


no one talked to me at the hima club


remember that time we did a maid cafe for the school festival and neetblog totally beefed it


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im here to recruit for the breast milk club




for me its the sweaty plumper club


no milkers in the club room


fell for the salt on watermelon meme


woke up from my obesity nap hopefully im better now


my crack open the suika mom bought


do cube watermelons tastes better


never seen a cube watermelon only oval


used to think watermelon seeds grew in your stomach


plants need sunlight to grow thats ridiculous


thats NOT true you bury seeds underground to plant them


love dancing around and making tribal indian noises


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miss when naruto was about characters that werent gods or had special eyes


thats a man


didnt ask to be born a gamer


how are men so good at looking like girls now


only in drawings


havent looked at this season yet whatre himas picks


just speed carved that suika


you mean watermelon


dont watch the sexnorm show with the protoroasts it pissed me off


whats a protoroast


which one


just seeing the screenshots made me rage


might use the release of zen2 as an opportunity to buy a 2600 for dirt cheap


dont live life in the slow lane get the newest or youll fall behind


i could keep everything else later and upgrate to a 3900


dont fall for the amd meme


wait for zen3


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hope everyone is going to watch tsuujou kougeki ga zentai kougeki de ni kai kougeki no okaa-san wa suki desuka


dont need anymore than 6 cores the 3600x is simply the king


what did you just said


would rope if i isekaied and was still stuck with mom when that was supposed to be my real life beginning


mom would be sad if you roped


moms are old and lame when you need to surround yourself with beautiful young females


you might as well move back into moms womb


wish i could



gamer gut is really bloated right now hima ate too many nachos they were damn good


hope you made the cheese yourself


as for me im havin a hot choco


wish we could identify some new posters there are only 4 or 5 regulars to bring up now


about to fire up some big ol pork sandwich hima


im fated to live as an irrelevant nopersona for the rest of my days sorry


cant wait to feast on some nice pork sandwiches once i move to the mansion


time to start a recruitment drive on ota


ok youre officially pork sandwich guy aka porkguy


but pg is the pork guy NOT me i just wish i had some


shut it porknorm


wish i had some pork


some serious ownage on hima today


just had a premonition and saw the poor soul who will be too cowardly to join us in the ritual and take part in the journey he ends up having a son he names sugi and a daughter he names hima in honor of what we did here
NOT going to say who it is because i dont want them to be bullied


how come half the personas are food based


because theyre norms
think about it food is extremely norm because everyone eats things and its the only hobby that is universally welcomed in all circles there arent anything things like gamergate in reference to food preparation


NOThing better than a nice feast


hope porkguy is having a nice night


sex sex sex need sex


die sexnorm


whos porkguy



any hugs for me


no sexy ladies here sorry


thats okay all i need is a manhug


do you need the man to be smaller or larger than you


how do you hug a man without your bones touching each other


dont manhug in the nude


bed time


wonder how youre supposed to hug a girl without touching her boobs


dont want to be a man anymore dont want to be big want to be a permaboy


michael jackson tried that and they called him a ped


as long as your mom introduces you as being shy youre a boy forever


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sigh wish we had a hima stream again


forgot to eat dinner but its too late to cook something up


pnig will stream his zen2 build in a week


my streaming career is over sorry




cant wait to drink some wine in a few hours


you have a problem


whats the point of building a gaming pc when stadia is just around the corner


googs gonno cancel it a few months in




dont make me post ross


love software as a service


normware as a normvice


tournament arcs coming up whos gonno win


who cares


hima is a service


nice brown professor oak


gamer sweats


got a pone bone uh oh


wonder why girls love ponies so much


real neet hours


pasted worknorms


hate worknorms


was hoping wed go an hour without a post you shouldve waited 10 more minutes


wonder what the longest gap between posts on hima was NOT counting when we cant post for whatever reason


dont like hima too fast but NOT too slow either


miss the argue days when we would go through 2500 posts a day


porker: me
roid freak: my boy


die norm


his persona peaked in 2017 cant imagine him surviving 2020


gamed the day away


used to play both sides and add fire to the flames


same i am a puppetmaster


gonno play some kirby super star


think i need a new graphics card


what do you have




cat has fleas and is sleeping on my bed sigh


deport that kitty back to africa


my death knight is now level 90


killed 7 silverfish everytime i came into the kitchen to cook food i spotted a new one i have to take out the switch cleaner from my room to spray these things


they are just trying to clean up the mess


love a good insect raid


things could always be worse


ate way too much today turned two bags of chips into nachos and a whole thing of salsa in there with a pound of beef fried up damn good stuff hima but my stomach is hurting now


ate a pound of blueberries and a watermelon as well


die killer


still pissing from the watermelon earlier hehe


miss pissssssss guy


prefer the term tinkle myself


just need a decent cheap graphics card since im no longer a gamer


once a gamer always a gamer


9 now a 10th one got away


gonno jo watch some vids and snooze


born a gamer die a gamer


feelin based


leave them alone they are cute


want to wash something but i dont know how to do laundry


just throw it all in put it on cold and turn the time setting to an hour


patting my belly hima damn fine feasting today cant wait for tomorrow gonno cook up some taters


should i become a hima streamer




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love a good disney fight


i live in a different universe from them


moms boobs are the same size as that nig in the tan shirt


wine time


gross dont describe momboobs


dont remember seeing any black people when i went to disneyland


its the same size mine wouldve been if i were born female


are you sure you werent at world


wouldnt world have more black people since its in florida


glad im NOT an amerinigger


im NOT either but i went there when i was a kid


sigh you wouldve been big


cant believe that many so called men are standing around while a maiden is under attack


i would have saved her and wed her at mickeys castle


wonder how many peds work at disneyland and disneyworld




wish i could stop being angry all the time


used to scream and rage almost every day but in the last few years i just dont care enough to be angry


hope pnig comes back so i can direct my rage towards him again


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almost 10 years since mj died sigh


all that tea with lemon helped my throat doesnt hurt today hehe


all the newspapers are talking about womens soccer as if anyone cares


i care


im a loser who never even learned to drive




pnig banned everyone because he felt the argue hours were taking away precious attention from himself


looks like its gonno rain


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get in losers


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post screenshot (1)


its deleted sorey


sit up and scoot over
i am the one who Drives


mom is gonno get me a weighted blanket hell yea


too dumb for mtg sigh


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which one hima


forget it the other one is a boy


ill take the boy


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gross feet


delicious tummy armpit and feet


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phew got a nice haul if i say so myself


sprayed my room for fleas and now my eyes hurt


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mom and me when she cooks burgs




screaming at the top of my lungs for her to save me




NOT meant for this wageslave life nor the sedentary life of a lazy neet i should be out on the open seas as my ancestors were


taking down jewtel at any cost


been talking to hima outloud again



our ancestors didnt take classes before setting sail


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flip that whats with all the niggers


hate darkies


someone told me once the coast guard was full of them


NOT sailing with any nigs thats for sure


your ancestors used to sail with boatloads of nigs in slave ships


those were africans NOT nigs


my ancestor captured pnigs ancestor and brought him to america now it is my duty to sail pnig home


was gonno pick up a zen 2 but NOT anymore they suck for gaming again


cant even best a flippin gods damned 2 year old i7


sigh just a bunch of fat men on the couch this week NOT watching this one without mod gee



im sure even thats better for gaming


its sad that it probably is for raw framerate but the reviewers isolate the cpu when youd normally be gpu bound and the lack of hyperthreading on everything thats NOT an i9 means its NOT very future proof


fell for the amd meme sigh now games like tera run like shite


no no youre likely gpu bound


how come the intel benchmarks do NOT turn off hypernorming


wanna go swimming


you are gonno piss in the pool




Nashville apartment fire kills baby, injures 5 children, while mothers were at nightclub, investigators say


hate moms theyre all scum


hate neets and love norms




get a job


will betray hima and turn to the norms


go back to work norm


its time to grow up


beat it kid


gonno buy mom one of these for her birthday


as if womens lives needed to be any easier


fried up some eggs and toast


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why do sexy ladies hate fats


were gross


all foids hate fats


mindblowing that fat people didnt exist 100 years ago


i remember back in the day it seemed like only some women were fat now almost all women are fat


senko isnt fat


i wish she was



pretty cool season bros


uhhh like what i just see normime


mindblowing that im considered retarded for NOT understanding a foreign language


flip you theres at least 4 good shows cant say the same from the past 2 seasons




skipped that link


glad im 5'11


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thats NOT good enough anymore


are you supposed to measure height with shoes or without shoes




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then im 5'9 sigh thats NOT in the roping range though right


hate when media portrays awkward neet shut ins as being extremely attractive women




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but then people associate you with being an extremely attractive women instead of a gross blob stinker



gonno stretch until im 6'


gonno try for an obesity nap hopefully ill have the energy to game after i wake up


good luck


im 5'11 without shoes am i going to make it


im 5'6 mom says im beautiful


playing oot master quest
the only hard thing is the twin stalfos fights because each sword swipe does two full hearts of damage and they routinely swipe you twice if you even attempt to counter attack quickly
beat phantom ganon and volvagia without taking a hit


went to the mall today kept getting hassled by the kiosk people how do i get an aura like turts


mom keeps pointing out that im short and fat


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hey hima gonno need some hair of the dog asap


hair of the norm


hate norms


its actually true im pretty sure ive never been approached by a kiosk person even in japan when you walk past those places with all the girls handing out fliers they avoided me only one girl gave me one and she was kind of ugly and it was for some random restaurant

to answer your question you need to play on the hardest difficulty and reach 99 pilled


get yourself a nice resting bitch face


they avoid me too i think its cause i stink like shit


hope everyone had a nice day at work today


does playing mmos count as work


only if its a work simulator like eve or scape


hate the work norms more than anything


anyone w anna crack some brewskis with me


love seeing community managers being harassed


theyre just doing their jobs


todays nacho day hima hope you guys are as excited as me


ate a big breaky big lunch and big dinner cant wait to witness this neetlog


what the HELL is breaky




porkguy you there bud




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saw a gamer couple do this in a waiting room a couple of weeks ago i wanted to get up and rage but i was with relatives so i couldnt go full cel


saw some male female pairs at the mall i couldnt tell if they were couples or siblings or parents and kids


how come a fat slob like that can get a gf and NOT me


how does this ogre have a mate


hes spending a lot of money on her
if he was smart hed spend that money on yaremchuk and NOT have to resort to gold diggers most most people arent smart


senko senko


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put some clothes on dumb whore


shes wearing clothes you stupid idiot


love daydrinking


where are her pants


cute girls dont wear pants they wear skirts or dresses or robes



cant believe he disrespected that maiden


crazy to think im in the top 0.1% of intelligence and still cant get a gf


senko is a maiden


girls arent attracted to intelligence otherwise the freak would be a hyperchad


i am the only one smart enough to lead humanity into the new world


you must snap women for the good of the species


i shall take what is rightfully mine


time to make nachos aldi was out of stock of flipping both black beans and pinto beans had to buy kidney beans im raging


hope you enjoy them anyways NOThing better than nachos


cant stop thinking negative now my yard is infested with gophers


never had a nacho in my life


theyre damn good for feasting on


damn good


i will try


no point in nachos its just a pile of sad soggy chips


fries are in the oven


no you retard


anything that can go on nachos is better as a dip for chips or in a taco shell


you are wrong


my logic is irrefutable


nachos arent even real mexican


who cares about retarded central americans its all about that tex mex


real mexican sucks dont think they even have taco bell down there


a taco shell is one big scoop shaped nacho to hold all the toppings for easy transportation into your mouth


love mexican food hell ya


never ate taco bell how is it


uhhh how did you NOT fall for the baja blast meme


it doesnt exist here


been saying baja blast tastes like piss since the olden days of warosu


what the


thinkin about 2003 playing avp2 for 14 hours a day and chatting on msn with my clan


no one talked to me on msn once a cel always a cel


let a couple strays in


stray whats


grabbing taco bell


wish i could try some


how do they NOT have taco bell there thats impossible


can someone lend me $10000


oh its possible


for what



simply get a credit card and never pay if off the ritual is soon


sigh yshtola





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love yshtola shes a goddess


might start selling my neet bottles


why are they out of their cage


credit cards are just free money if youre going to rope


hell ya they are thatll teach those gods damned norms


going to buy this and test it and then sue her for it NOT being real piss


oh its real


hate these norms and their epic gamer stuff they dont know the half of being a real gamer


being born a gamer and living the gamer life all this flippin time and they just waltz in norms




gods cruelest joke was making me a gamer then choosing NOT to give me the gaming gene


feelin a big rage coming on


cant wait to play classic with my himabros only a month and a half to go


its for streamers im NOT playing it


just play on a server without any streamers


NOT playing without pnig


impossible those norms are everywhere now


come play on an oceanic realm there are no streamers


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there will be and their followers constantly posting in chat at all times and the ah will be ran by them and they will do epic streamer pvp raids



cant help but be glad i got to experience gaming before streamers the internet before memers and the outside world before phonenorms i pity zoomers


and theyre going to stand in front of dungeons and kill you when you show up and laugh at you on their stream and their followers will message you laughing at you its over


zoomers are happier and more content than you you should envy them


simply join the streamers faction and they cant attack you


i bet these norms are gonno kick people from groups for NOT being a discordteen too


were all joining asmongolds guild he will protect us as long as we farm scarab fragments and deliver his weekly consumables on time


oops did you actually get a item a streamer wanted guess her followers are gonno report you now


the solution is simple we just need to start a hima stream


asmongold asked for my staff of jordan so i traded it over he needs it more than me


mindblowing that pnig couldve been a top classic wow streamer but the norms took that opportunity away from him


raging even thinking about classic norms take everything from me


just found my ninja way


might adopt the will of fire


oh im raging now hima


let the cats out


anyone else use ctrl+numbers to switch tabs


hey hima hows it going had a really stressful day again



nacho time




this impossible i have at least 30


gonno order drugs online


woke up from the nap a lot of posts should i game now


why are prisonnorms so angry over minor things


theyre high test


use ctrl+tab


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poor boggs


the norms will always attack cels we must protect our own


hes free now


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post pnigs


should i start using opera gx


use palemoon


just vomited




started coughing and i couldnt stop then i vomited


tell mom


why im NOT coughing anymore


loved lying to mom and saying im so sick i threw up this morning then staying home from school and gaming all day


never done that i just dont have it in me i cant lie to mom


ate big nachos now i gotta carbnap`



dont use the c word


microwaving some chicken nuggets but were out of ketchup sigh


fiore up some hotsauce and mayo instead


kind of weird how in the movies they always show loser loner freako characters NOT meant to empathize with but i ended up being one of those characters


ok im using some mayo and honey mustard


good enough


honey mustard has mayo in it already


pasted mandela effect


anyone ever lie in bed drinking with the mouse on the floor posting with on screen keyboard




neeting bigly


had that happen last month


laying in bed myself hehe


had to lay down afterwards did it happen to you again


ya it was from a viral infection


used to do that everyday




shall i snooze


id like you to stay up for 6 more hours




how about 4 hours


thinking about neetblog


no i need my beauty sleep


the blog


die bloggart


paste uminekos



never pegged nb for a faggot but alas the truth has arisen


the hell you say


get on discord coward


shut the hell up discordteen


eat my ass idiot




discord raid


look at you vermin squaking jaja pathetic


eating some ham


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eat this


mindblowing that that penis went into tgs kitty


too many posts ban the raiders


how come my penis has never been in a kitty


simple your real life hasnt begun


sigh no ffxiv bf or gf to explore eorzea with


everyone has 2 lives the second one starts when you realize you have 1


your wow bf or gf is waiting for you


the naked lady shoots me with the fish


its NOT in your control its like the caterpiller cocoon and butterfly you just have to wait it out until you break free


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think im gonno pass on wow


this guy taught me to use grenades sigh


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shes cute


too small


love cute pattern bras like that hehehe


spoiler your filth subhuman


uhhhh whats your problem norman


hoo boy hima just one month until wtc5


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may the lord have mercy on your soul wicked one


stop posting


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repent while you have time



how can i stand out from all the other asmon fans and gain his favor


die cordteen



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love brown muscle girls


going to have a nice blood floss and coma snooze


hopefully you dont have to wake up to this nightmare again


wish i could figure out the secret to longsnoozing but i always wake up needing to pee hard


stop drinking


mouth gets bored when im NOT drinking or eating


buy sleeping pills online and snooze hard


then ill piss the bed and mom will rage


hate how the new pokemon girls are aimed at western norms


hate norms hate japan hate pokemon hate girls


what dont you hate


gaming hard


love chinks love gooks hate everything else


love stew might have to cook some of that up tomorrow


he loves men


wish i had a nice goulash






one of my favorite songs


die chink



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love elfen lied no matter what anyone says


it pinched sorry


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norman lied


always watched it really secretly because it had naked breasts







do all redditors sound like that


hate norms


gonno stop being short


youll still be a teen


wish i was a manteen instead of a manchild


woke up from my nap time for some hotd


might fire up some blops


pasted blopsmate


gonno need a big huge or im roping tonight


i meant hug


how about taking a seat in the carline canopy and trying to relax


used to be so addicted to gaming that id lose sleep miss that feeling sigh


i have a few jobs at 70 but i cant afford shadowbringers and even if i could id have to quit in a month for classic


fire it up anyways just to relax somewhere and get your mind off things


NOT happening


NOThin like neetin it up hard and toppin it off with a nice longsnooze


still lose sleep even though i dont do anything


heading to bed wish me luck


can you wait 2 more hours


lets all stay up all night itll be fun


ill be up for aNOTher 6 surely you can wait



why the hell did she do that retarded bitch




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ok im going to sleep now bye


no stay up aNOTher 5 with me things are just getting good


who put sperm on the pizza


that was me sorry


would be scared to eat any food prepared in the mansion for fear of ingesting neetsperm


pg keeps it clean


its fast food everyday for me


sorry canNOT trust a man to cook ill be bringing mom to make all my meals


gamed for 3 hours feel gross


almost time for a second load of nachos


gonno jo to the gamermom


had to order a new cpu cooler the stock one is too loud


love a nice loud computer fan singing me to sleep


starting to get tired might snooze


what the hel they adapted arifureta flip yeah


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you may go to bed now


hell yeah see you tomorrow


just woke up


make the boss proud


NOT employed


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me in 8 weeks


gotta go to work hima see you when i get back


are you transitioning




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who did this to that poor girl


she let them


nasty little bitch


packin on a lot of weight hima




NOThing to take a picture of just a round gamer gut


mindblowing how much piss i piss out in a day it could probably feed a village


make sure you piss in a new spot everytime to mark your territory


desiring sex


you arent allowed


ive waited long enough for my turn dont you think


girls decide who flips and you arent attractive enough


just wait until your real life begins


finna make some coffee


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why NOT grab a sweet chai breakfast instead


mine are 3x bigger


would rather drink this cup of muddy water thanks



hate the soy is bad for you meme


same japs love soy and they all live until 150 so it must be good


japs are low test twigs


better than being low test fat


dont hate fats please


you should be high test jacked


girls hate muscles


why do women live longer than men




they sit inside all day the average neet probably lives longer


rage when mom asks me to do manual labor does she NOT realize shes gonno destroy my bones and lifespan


never did chores in my life think thats why i have soft hands


you become more fragile as you get older so avoid it as much as you can


himasugi dot blog


wonder why japs draw jap women with pink nipples


because the artists are incel


why NOT


big eyes and pink nipples how can anyone claim anime characters arent white


dont think anyone cares norm


i care


youre a norm you arent capable




flip off norm


die norm


think i got gamer eye


take a nice gamer nap and itll go away


diagnosed with gamer brain


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more like normtow


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flushed my dns


gross hate muscles so much




girls are supposed to be soft and squishy


theyre hard and tough when skin should be soft


says who


thought that was bloodborne and chuckled but then saw it was destiny now im raging


its just wrong a girl body needs to be like a pillow NOT like a rock


thats normthink


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need a wife sigh




forgot to eat today


there was two bananas left yesterday planned to eat one today but they were both gone


need a donut bad


love a good slightly green banana


you have to wait for them to get brown spots


gth sweet tooth


cant wait that long


mom bought a box of 10 donuts theres 5 left in the fridge


id finish em off if i were there there


it doesnt take long if they are with other bananas and in a box of cupboard


i mena or cupboard


NOT going to wait until those neet bacteria eat half the banana and shit inside it to eat it


your gut bacteria is going to do the same thing its just more work for them


anyone want to come over and play bloodborne mom made snacks


only if i can sleepover


ill ask mom


hope its a nice healthy fruit bowl snack


its pizza and beer


i can ask mom to make some fries and gravy too love that stuff


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its cow appreciation day


didnt knowed masao drew




woke up hiya hima


die worknorm


this season is pretty epic i watched arifureta the cop show and the firefighting show when i was drunk yesterday and had a great time


NOT going to watch anything this season havent watched any seasonal anime for the past 18 months


loving this new pokegirl hehe


wonder if i could find a gf to flip if i went to japan


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can you speak japanese


hate pokemon




used to hate pokemon but they keep spitting out sexy pokegirls


dont say that or freak is gonno rage


it cant be helped


shes gross hate muscular girls hate brown girls


time for some hair of the dog


love brown girls


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only if you think you can compete with 6'5" australian chads

i sure couldnt


hate australians they ruin everything


why would someone take a picture of that


me on the far right


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for research

here is a fellow cel australian forced to sit on the cel stoop with me


youre cute




flip off pastachad


paste turt taking pics of manass


need to looksmax stat


but what if the demand is higher than what australia can supply maybe i mdo have a chance


sigh did you make friends with him


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hope this rock kept rolling until it fell on one of their heads and killed them
you should donate so i can go back and take more pictures


you have a job now pay for it yourself


cant believe you just sucked up 67MB of my bandwidth with that mp4




yeah but youre the one who is benefiting


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wish i was smart enough to be attracted to feet


ate 2 donuts


shino got owned hard serves him right



disgusting fat flip


dont fatshame its good when men are hired for their brains and NOT their looks


thats NOT worth the millions of eyes that have to look at that gross thumbnail


fat men should be forced into the eyes of the population


dont force me to do anything norm


you must respect him


no respect for norms they have none for me


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i saw her boobies before




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shokugeki no norma


colored my handlebar tape its got a cool zebra pattern look


dont know how i can save anime


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buy some blurays


this is where i belong



never came across a cel more powerful than myself i wonder if we would be drawn into a fight or if we would join forces


dislike incels


what about volincels


dislike the average self proclaimed incel but i dont mind a trucel


cant imagine making an effort to get sex and then never sexing that must be truly soul destroying


cels must unite


cels rise up


gonno play some games as a service




is it just me or is it getting crazier out there


just you


aris is streaming skyrim you mates are missing out its his first time playing


the norms are plotting


dont understand why norms worship streamers


gather round hima its time for our daily groupjo


bad gamer sweats hima


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misakas butt


watching anime uses too many brain cells


just got a government grant of 2.3 million dollars to start the hima mansion i hope you guys dont mind cameras and being tranquilized occasionally so they can run some tests


too dumb for anime


enjoy life while youre young bros


NOT going to spend a second in the mansion NOT tranquilized


just had a really riskyjo


nobody here is young anymore theyre a bunch of mid to late 20s doomcels



no mentioning age allowed


pre 30 is still young


in my 30s hima and bald and fat


sorry to hear


cel and a gamer too NOT sure why i keep going


why are you still here while in your 30s you were supposed to rope in your 20s idiot


sigh i know


you cant rope now what about the ritual


find the inner ember and blow on it


its NOT gonno happen how many rituals do you think ive seen over the years


hes too old for the ritual his soul is too aged to take the form of an anime girl


sigh im too old now too


ritual larp


hima pinches


the larp naysayers are going to hate themselves once the ritual is complete and we are out of this hellhole i unironically feel bad for them


you should feel bad for me im stuck behind no matter what now


every day is the same


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my days used to be really slow but the last couple years every day flies by time is going by so fast i hate it


you would slow down time if you simply lived life to its fullest every day




wish someone would speed up time so i could die already


sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished


cant believe its already flipping tuesday dont even remind me what month it is


thats it im gonno live in eorzea from now on


grabbed aNOTher donut


hope freakeye is doing alright


can you live in eos instead theres lots of npcs there thatll be your friend


cant get along with the npcs in this world why would he get along with the ones there


mindblowing that there are people who were NOT even born in 2006 that arent virgs


impossible 2006 was only a year ago


its july


teens born in 06 are having sex right now and im sitting here being cel


thats impossible


my gf was born in 2011 and even she is NOT a virg anymore


itchy and sweaty cant even game like this


never learned how to whistle


i know im no chad but i dont think im as ugly as the norms act like


what would you need to whistle for




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im quite the whistler


could never figure out how to snap my fingers


i wonder if sparkys dad ever got help with him


what happened to him


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its easy



the autism metastasized


always confuse sparky and chrischan


hate when girls do this


nacho time


my hunger is unending even though i ate 6 poptarts a few hours ago i want to eat again


stop eating sugar


you need sugar to live


wish i had a nacho


thats NOT very much food its NOT a surprise that youre hungry especially with how sugar works


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the norms


so nice


she needs to button up


hate norms


norms arent real


theres some even on hima of course theyre real


you best start believin in norms


would like to see my brother one last time before the ritual but i dont know his internet hangouts all i know is hes a sony gamer


get his psn


why cant you just go to his room


what are you going to say to him if you do see him


how long do i have to go without getting a job to ruin my life forever


youre in your cocoon state right now a job will come to you once your real life begins


Oh dear, I almost made a big blunder. I thought I had tomorrow off, but when I checked my schedule to see when that odd week was where I worked on Wednesday but had Friday off, I found that I was working tomorrow when I thought I had tomorrow off. Close call! The fact I worked today when it was normally a day off otherwise threw me off, but hey, I'm always open to overtime what rare times it happens. It's, at least, progress toward... NOT the new computer that I'm needing, but the emergency backup fund. If only I could get into a better paying position that wasn't part time. Way, way too much part time stuff.... If you're full time, you should be able to keep your full time status, regardless of what position you get into.


cant believe uli is still slaving away at the mart


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what a life


he loves it


if i buy amd does it come with those girls


hope NOT theyre ugly roasts


all out of soda sigh


thats a good thing


cant wash down food to get rid of the taste though i only have water which just amplifys the taste of my last meal


no its NOT


had a nightmare


what happened


pasted mom


never seen a woman mow a lawn


mom mows our lawn






sorry about that hima i was out with the gf at the zoo haha


thinking about just buying the ssl cert already


just woke up what happened to the posts


the site has been down for 17 hours you didnt miss anything


no it hasnt i was posting 10 hours ago


the host started a backup probably at midnight and then transferred it to the new machine at some point before i woke up at 11pm
i honestly completely forgot it was today i gamed hard last night and slept in late


oh right i forgot about that too


i think on friday ill buy the ssl cert and then the redirect should work properly
right now it redirects to http which gives an automated posting error


cant believe interpol finally took hima


paste downsugi


gonno watch pewds play minecraft


simply paste 500 posts just vanished never to be seen again thanks seki


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we want em norm


i lied in bed last night and a couple of minutes later i saw an orb of white light float past my window what seemed like 20 feet away through the limbs of a tree but the light it was seemingly giving off didnt reflect on anything
i suppose the ritual has brought along the attention of them


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oops hehe


hehe shes such a klutz i dont mind her breaking the plate


uhh wasnt me haha







hehe he thought he could take a normal sized guy head on


hate manlets


sigh missed you guys


phew got scared


mom bought a tub of ice cream NOT sure if i want to take that risk


gonno buy some kebab from ali


hope you get a nice ugthanki kebab


ate a bunch of creamsicles


was it blue bell


i hope its sugar free ice cream


its vegan ice cream


dont eat it


vegan ice cream is ok because the dairy industry is a big fraud there is no reason to drink milk


might become a vegan


dont eat any ice cream



bought some lootboxes


how can he complain about vegans and then eat meme food like raw milk


raw milk is dangerous


love garlic love onions hima love em love em



sigh wish i could have defended him from those arrogant tallnorms


americans are going to ban lootboxes soon


sigh hope no one calls me a skipper



dont know if i can trust someone that calls vitamins toxic chemicals


need a large breasted meido to feed me raw milk everyday


thats just the toxic chemicals talking that have eroded your pineal gland


hope NOT how else will i get my dopamine rushes


get yourself some fentanyl


the lich king is whispering in my ear again


the very boards of hima whispered the name.... neetblog....



meat and milk have antinutrients in them too hate that meme


paste vegan


mindblowing that theres


its time for seki to find a successor


the hima tournament arc


the time has come for porkguy to take the reigns


its nopersonas turn


mom said its my turn


dumbest thing ever posted on hima


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gonno attempt my record speedjo


did he died


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wish i had oppais




where are the veins



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what veins


was lost without hima


sigh miss instigator and his explosive racism


was hoping hima was dead
its been awful since the discordnorms took over


hate discord hate norms


mouth is bored again


grab some sweetarts


sis said shes semibisexual


shes going to date a butch woman and call you a manboy and mock you for your celhood


should have killed sis and her gf after they laughed over my cel status but im glad i didnt now is NOT the time for retribution


you won't do anything you coward


gonno apply to be a train driver and coast the rails of america haulin freight


dont understand how train conductors get traumatized by the suiciders it doesnt seem like that big of a deal


plowin into some norms on the tracks the only bad part would be the norms interrogating you later


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anyone else browse hima in the tub


gonno have to jump in front a train one day


dont do it the japanese will charge your family $30,000


browse hima in the tub all the time just me the tub and my laptop


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uh oh got a ponebone




removed glad i dont have to watch that norm shite


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tried roping but ended up respawning in my room 33 seconds before i initially roped


just keep roping


guess ill snoose


NOThin like sitting back and cracking a cold one after a long day at work


vinland is looking good


what was it


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hell ya NOThin better than a nice mmo by yourself


got kicked out of the hima classic wow guild


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its for the best theyre all discordteens


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hope instigator is doing alright


love a good tubgamin sesh



hate adrenaline


why did i watch that


love injecting adrenaline right before a gaming sesh



NOT watching that


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mom said the bathroom guys are coming tomorrow


the last bathroom guy was russian


gonno morph


love when the flooring guy stole pnigs ipod full of denpa


cant believe the flooring guys framed pnig


pnig turned himself in he couldnt handle the guilt anymore


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making emergency night chos


hate sleep why dont they figure out a way to make it NOT necessary


love sleeping best part of the whole day wish i never had to wake up


cant wait for god to release human version 2 with all the patches and improvements


hopefully im long dead by the time that happens


could go for a churro


mindblowing that we spend 1/3 of our lives sleeping wonder why someone hasnt invented a cure for sleep


what else were we going to do before edison invented light


wonder how people lived in black and white before they invented color seems boring



stupid sexnorms


dreams are better than reality


were playing this instead of wow or ff


nah flip scamco


is it corean


no its jap


ok lets play


its NOT out yet


looks great lets play


how come korean games all pinch


koreans are robots and love repetitive grinding


gook grinding doesnt give you the same feeling of advancement as japanese grinding



chinks and coreans both of them are robots


sound the alarum


wish i was a salaryman


same must feel good to contribute to society


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too dark


hate all the norms drawing the new poke girls


cant snooze gonno moon stare


gonno find a job and do my part


its time to wrap up the old manbaby life and step up


if you dont do it at the same time your real life begins youll get a bad end though


i dont get it is she farting


why is she crying


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owned that greedy bitch


the manlets are loose


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dont laugh at her



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senko help me


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too bad you get shiro instead


the bathroom guys are here


are you gonno hide under the bed


just gonno game and piss in bottles


why NOT piss out the window instead


cant let the neetstench out


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owned hard


owned those furries


nice palenorms just switch to opera already


what the flip im using pale moon




no no NO this cant be happening


never NOT used vanilla firefox


its the most norm web browser


never used a meme browser never will


fire up opera gx


wish mom wasnt so obsessed with renovating



glad i never trusted those furry flips


mom said i need to trim the tree branches but there is bird nests in them


tell mom to die


we have an alliance with the furries


arent they all norms


pamperchu is less norm than 90% of hima


might game


hell ya


hate foids so flipping much


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you mad cherry boy?


what did they ever do to you


wonder what happened to apex legends is it dead now


never heard of it


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wonder what girlpee tastes like


spermed to pokemon


hima is flipping dead


its over


what went wrong


evo looks so sick when its clean
it has that aura when you see it sitting there like as a Driver you can just sense it the 944 did the same thing

the miata never did it for me though even though it looked pretty good and could hold its own on racetracks no problem


die carseki


oops i mean cartron


get it together busnorm


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are car washes really like this


dumb bitch those sponges scratch up the paint


glad i didnt download an archived version and i dont use buttcoin


forget the sponges what about the dangly bits on her waist


hey hima im home having a coffee hehe this week has been so stressful at work like oh my god but at least its almost friday already hehe


die norm




tgif brother haha



might have some coffee soon when my morning nausea receds


what morning nausea


you know


gut hurts after arguing with mom


stop arguing


nah she was wrong i had to


a lady is always right


moms NOT a lady shes NOThing but a bully


nah youre just a rager


working on blogweiser 2


feasted then feasted again then gamed might just schedule a nice nap


got my arguer genes from mom


should i crack open blogweiser number 3 or NOT


dad left mom because she was an arguenorm


thought everyone elses moms were maidens that aimed to please


anyone wanna momswap


play the hand you were given


played a round of tft


dont betray your dota heritage


dota doesnt have any sexy ladies


started playing dota in seventh grade hehe time flies


ya but they know their place since theyre both western riot is trying to mimic japan too much


thats a good thing they know japan is superior


its a defilement


riot had a lot of people into otaku culture back in their early days like pendragon from playdota and shurelia thats why they added hare hare yukais dance to ezreal and stuff like youmuus ghostblade and wriggles lantern


who hurt you


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why are girls never like the anime
they dont even try


why dont you like their hobbies


girls dont watch anime


by the time theyd try to mimic anime theyll already be too old and defiled so theres no point


do you mean video games girls love anime


anime girls can exhibit all sorts of personalities and do all sorts of things but real girls are all the same and like all the same shite


girls that like makeup videos are unique


isnt that all girls


every girl i know watches makeup videos


grab some snacks hima its starting


i know a lot of girls i do a lot of flipping on the side


how come i hate girls but still desire to flip them


because youre just aNOTher dumb sexnorm animal


proud animal here


sexnorms created you


some moms are virgins like mary wouldnt be surprised if many here were born from a virgin


i was born via cesarean so i was absolved of that sin


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i will flip i msut flip


going to panic


linus said its safe


NOT listening to that little twink


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why does she have two butts


too many creases on her back its distracting


its anatomically correct


yeah im going to believe some shriveled up soyboy sellout over well funded and reviewed studies


dont attack his appearance if everyone judges by looks then civilization will die



hope bagel shop guy is doing okay


the norms wont leave him alone


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someone from 4chan called him number and interviewed him
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i starts at 5:35


ate to much




and now i snooze


might bleach my anus


dont do it it doesnt benefit you


bleach your hair


wish i had frosted tips


whats stopping you


my baldness


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no hard girls please we demand soft


its the boys turn to be soft


she looks stupid
no definition whatsoever except some out of place abs
i hate japs


those were drawn and animated by outsourced korean studios


yes but the mangaka is japanese and it looks the same im getting sick of people trying to quip me





guess i gotta nap bye


just threw up


get mom quick


the bathroom guys are gone


do you think they were making fun of you


should have asked them if they were hiring


ive become a catboy


im sorry we need to change you back asap


how do i convince mom to put me on hrt


thatd make you into a girl dont do it


thats the point


do you want to be my catboy ffxiv bf


should have never partaken from the tree of knowledge


die freak


breath reeks


going to fire up some tree of savior


asmr doesnt work anymore i only feel rage


mom grounded me for being cel


wouldve thrived in the days of moses



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why are chinks so dumb
and dont use the excuse that theyre farmer bumpkins who have only recently made into this century because im sure theyve been around trucks or large moving objects in general to know to stay out of the way


theyre arrogant


theyre NOT dumb theyre just expendable why waste time and effort caring about one chink when 10 more will replace them anyways


can feel some acid coming up my throat this might be the end


happened to me a lot before i started drinking water


drank tons of water today


hell with water time to grab a bottle of baja blast and pound that boy back


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haven't spermed in a week


i will dedicate my next sperm to you


turned the monitor over and spermed directly onto a hima post once




dont think ive ever gone longer than 3 days without a good sperm


brain messing with me feeling a little pain around my thighs muscles after watching this



thats called empathy


love futurama




they stole it


need to do something productive


build something


need to do something reproductive


need to game


need to sleep






theyre manly tears


wish i could cry


crying with you


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thats pretty baste


those cakes are gross they have a thin edible film with an image on it NOT sure what it is but it does NOT taste good


can NOT remember the last time i celebrated a birthday



wonder what the foid could have been into to end up with that wrist tattoo


only mom tells me happy birthday


its moms birthday today


did you tell her happy birthday


no shes snoozing ill tell her in the morning


uh thats weird its my moms birthday


maybe were brothers


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love that biking is emerging as the new form of transportation in metro and suburban areas flip cagers


dont recall all those spaces sigh


nah theyre good


they pinch get yourself a nice cookie or ice cream cake


what does a cage have to do with biking do you mean cycling or a motorbike


nah theyre good


get yourself a real cake


NOThin better than a whole icecream cake to yourself hehe


nah theyre good




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wouldnt mind feasting an entire cake or pie right about now


hate normazon




what about the cage


love running over dumb pedestrians blocking the road on their bikes


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more bike lanes are being made which means less room for cagers


too dumb to understand the cage


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theyre dying out


never understood why norms love cars so much


kind of mindblowing how many people spent time and money tuning their cages only to have it banned a few years from now


the only thing worse than a carnorm is an anticarnorm


hate norms




cant believe technorms spend hours tweaking mundane shite for minuscule gains


had a big hot soapy shower and a shave hima feelin like a new made neet now its game time


lucky cant shower till the bathroom guys finish


die showernorms


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hehe shes accidently showing her butt and she doesnt even realize it




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drop that ass


chuggin some h2o


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accidentally used a few hima phrases while talking to mom


had a few times where ive almost used japanese when talking to mom


kill em


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touch fluffy tail





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worshiping her body


there was a turtle in the road so i turned around to help him
he was just a little box turtlecel in his celshell and was like wtf is going on felt bad for him


might get a shell to protect me from the norms


mom didnt go to work


hey hima hows it going


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cover yourself woman



any chinks here


hope NOT hate chinks


wish i was chink


mom mom mom mom mom mommy mom mom


might end up ordering a pizza for dinner tonight mom loves broccoli pizza


gamed more in the last two months than i have in the past three years


what are you playing


hes training his picos school 100% glitchless on newgrounds to prepare for agdq


mindpalpating that tesla would hire a chink


mom mom mom


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havent seen any ice cream trucks all summer what happened did they go extinct


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what a norm



summer doesnt start until august


flip summer


cant browse hima without getting a bone



had to do some scything and already got a few blisters these hands were NOT made for physical work


why would you use a scythe instead of a lawnmower




you have to use a scythe if you want a hard working mans body


why would i want that


it will make mom proud and you can stop being cel



women dont care about muscles its all FACE and HEIGHT


time for mom online


this show is too flipping dumb even for an isekai



mindblowing that mom wonders why i hide in my room and never talk to her when she ynajs me if i so much as say hi


she just wants you to stop being a manbaby because it shows that she has failed as a parent


why doesnt she get him a job then


NOThin manbaby


chugged some pocari sweat


normari norm


whats norm about it


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cant believe everyone on hima has a job except me




himaposting in my office


gonno start my progaming career


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whats the point of that when they have pet microchips now


new guy at work keeps calling me handsome and big guy instead of saying my name starting to get on my nerves


what will you do if he slaps your butt


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how do my bars look bros


nice skater shoes skaterboy see you later boy


didnt want to waste too much time thinking of a design the handles will get dirty in a month anyways when i got here some guy barked at me from his car


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nice handles faggot


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mindboggling how ill never experience this ever


funny how all of our ancestors got gfs all the time and thought NOThing of it and now if a female cashiers hand happens to brush against mine i end up thinking about it for the rest of the day


should be adding an ssl cert momentarily hopefully it doesnt break the htaccess


women dont even look at me in public NOT sure if im really ugly or just they sense the aura


theyre nervous around you because youre so handsome



got some mapo tofu from the local chinese


mom made chicken and noodles


i think its already active


cant believe ive been opening bananas the wrong way my entire life


tummy growling


my furry friend from hs first told me this meme


at work doing literally NOThing hate this


there is always stuff to do you need better work ethic


might get a job just to experience a nice workjo


dont youll be wasting precious work hours


gonno sing


just ordered a puzza


should i get one


raged and cracked the monitor


hate when i eat something greasy and the smell is stuck to my face for the next few days


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its hot hima


wish i could stop mouthbreathing


phew feasted hard now its time to sip on some coke zero and relax


same tummy is sore might nap


have to choose between mouthbreathing and a really loud nose either way i sound tard


woke up hey mates hows it goin


bk cashier smiled at me i think she wants to be my gf


going fine might play some kenshi toight


starting to get gamer breasts this is the end


simply get a gym membership


return of the nig


mom wont leave me at the gym by myself after the incident


did pnig get executed yet


will i get lard shamed if i go to a gym


he was shot into space to live out the rest of his life in a one man prison vessel so he would no longer pose a threat to children on earth


so hes only a threat to space children now


cant believe pnig gets to flip spacesexy ladies while im here in my room being a useless manbaby and posting on hima


just wait until they find a use for neet manbabies


no it will be like with the body improvement club


as fuel


really though nobody cares what you do in there most people are wearing earbuds the only annoying ones are the hyperchad mogmen and the friendless divorced 40 year olds that use it as a place to get the chance to talk i think the earbud people wear them solely to ward off those guys


NOT setting foot in a gym without an invisibility cloak



coffee time


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going to get isekaied with mom




there is a flipping ladybug in my room


cant believe theyre banning the beijing bikini


grab the lysol


do NOT squish it itll release deathrage pheromones and call more of its friends


i squished it and it stinks


you were warned


woke up but low energy


have some coffee


wonder why ball smell smells of sperm even though its all on the inside is it so potent that it seeps through the skin


love a good ball musk


forgot to read for a few days should i watch the recap episode or skip


mine smells like pee


mine does NOT smell like sperm at all i think yours is broken


nah youre just low t


uh what do you mean when you dont shower for a while doesnt your crotch stink of sperm


it stinks of ball musk NOT sperm


this is very unsettling


agreed boys are so gross


you die if you skip


maybe youve been sperming ball musk


skipping is a part of hima culture


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hate her so much




big fan of her and cheer every time shes posted


remembered that bagel guy and now im tardlaughing


pnig wouldve enjoyed laughing at him sigh


theyre freeing him this monday dont worry


you mean convicted right




if he gets convicted itll be funny and if he gets acquitted hima will rage and pnig will have stories to tell its a win win


its ok to skip if you were gaming


dont care if he comes back so long as he never again has mod powers anywhere on the internet he obviously cant handle it


he was a good admin


nice try wk but it hasnt been long enough for people to forget


its never ok to skip its like your erasing part of hima


never skipped never will


mustve skipped about 650000 posts since himas inception


skipped a couple of posts just now hehe


holy fuck inccelerator owned that foid


might become a pc gamer


hell ya


hate pc games since i cant read hima at the same time


simply get a 2nd monitor


trying to find this painting i like and ended up on stormfront


paste racists


hate those norms


based niggerlover


wonder why instigator left right when pnig was arrested