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 No.931445[Last 100 Posts]


get in here


love sperming love blogging


thundering hard




nah its this one


is this it


you betcha


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got myself some two layer nachos


sigh pnig loved those pies


thats NOT a pie


am i the only one who thinks it looks good wish i could try a chicago style pie


NOT using this thread die sexnorms


it would just taste like a mouthful of sauce and cheese


looked up the nearest place with a chicago pizza and it is a whole 20 bucks


its just a cheese and tomato casserole make it yourself


just make your own


its NOT a real pie unless you get it in chiraq


get in here


chiefin hay all day



i spit in my own food because i dont deserve better


dont even deserve food sigh


gonno puke


this thread is vile


dont puke


fire up the pirate filters


where are the scot filters


gamed hard and got left behind


is this the thread or the other one


got left behind hard


get in here


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turning in early today


stomachs burning bad hima


antacid that stomach


used to half puke all the time




did i tell you how acid ruined my esophagus


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maybe you should stop shooting acid in your throat


what do you mean ruined it will just heal itself


oh flip im feeling it now


only superhumans can heal themselves


fluorinated me tooth


im subhuman


sigh need the weighted blankie asap


oog sperm in mouth


why do norms hate tap water


theyre norms


got left behind


tap water has chemicals in it that destroy your microbiome


oh no the microchemicals are hurting my brain ooooooooooooog


love me some good microplastics in my tunamelts


oog sperm in mouth


love microplastics hate norms


sigh cant believe unreal tournament got canceled


just play fortnite


i want to play unreal tournament loved playing ut 2004


those days are long gone we are in 2020


i want to play it though


just found something cool


what is it


mom said you have to share


mom said its my turn to tard out on hima



NOT clicking that


yep scary link do NOT open


nice try hackernorm


NOThin scary and NOThin hack


thats what they all say norman


time to snooze


you cant leave me alone


too scared to keep scrolling down


oog sperm in mouth


what is it am i gonno get hacked




save me senko


at the gym sexy ladies here


suddenly NOT feeling good hima might be dying


eatin some turkey slices


never realized how much i needed my coffee


stupid addict


hb i just smelled the seat of this extra sweaty hot sexy babe smelt so good wow my dick is getting hard



cant even ban normsuz because the only man with power is absent


youre power hungry


get the blankie



he did that on purpose to sniff the chair


no point in watching without the twitch comments


nice zoomer


need my poggers


twitch is dead now


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hate hairless girls


whew almost farted when i was in the hole


havent showered in two days and i havent brushed my teeth im sure i reek


just blew my breath in the general direction of a couple huehuehue


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went to the store loaded up on wine and nacho supplies its gonno be a hell of a weekend


feel my test is rising


my legs are about to give out and i just started any tips


yeah stop being a god damned norm


turt btfo


howd the other thread go so fast sigh


norm raids


everyone gets excited when i come around


freak made 1000 posts


wine time brothers break it out


thinkin of gabbing a few garls burgs tonight what think


do NOT ignore me brother



wonder whos gonno be the tank in the hima classic guild


freaks gonno druid tank


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argh you fucking bastard do NOT fucking ignore me


what the hell one of those is me


hope freak ramps up his posting rate again


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do i look like an incel


first pnig now etika we are losing all of the great black men methodically getting erased one by one


wish i was a great black man


follow your dreams


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take it down before i tell him


think my celness originates all the way back when mom chose a csection instead of pushing me out of her vagina


no your ancestors have had luck without the internet being readily available


i was born through csection too


sigh celsection


is 5 percent of 24 1.2


(24/100)*5 = 1.2


love how my head just does maths like that instantly


no point in headmath when calculators exist


maths for norms


i just do 24x.05 thats a lot more complicated




its NOT complicated its thorough


tried coming up with a easy head system but i ended up with 2.2 sigh




i thought dividing the last digit by how many times a single digit will fit into 10 in this case its 2 so you end up with 22 then divide by the amount of times you can get 10 to 100 which is 10 so 22/10 is 2.2 NOT sure where i flipped up


too tard for this going to sleep


just divide it by 20 fool


never understood why you cant divide by 0


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i love you kagome


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urged to play ff and i have six days of game time for some reason cool


save yourself for classic


im saving myself for marriage


arrogant of you to think you are getting married


need to make a family


that guy was a decorated veteran and now the norms are mocking him


mom bought mcdonalds


the norms cant get away with what theyve done to me


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wine time


conquered my fears and tanked the dungeon now i can continue on with questing


wouldnt it be better if they were smaller and a bit more norm




crying because ff14 dungeons are too intimidating


just do some and they wont be anymore


i cant see between the tears


mom bought a 3 month supply of calpis what the HELL am i meant to do with this


crying because hackadoll app is shutting down today


mornin hima



mom stayed home scared to get food


no idea what that math chink is talking about


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sigh broke out of the cage


simply yell mooom i want chocolate milkkk


need the big boobie pic in the background of the goth milg pic


sigh wish the vita didnt fail


here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty


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anyone else do this


it only failed with western norms


where are you senko help me save me help


you dont need saving


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wish i could touch a hand


i need to be saved


wish i had a doll to say good morning to and wake up next to and laugh with and we could go for walks together and then say good night and


dolls cant walk


missed my chance to attend a japanese high school and confess to my crush then get ntrd


they can go for walks with you


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didnt know boffo was a word


no no NO thats NOT how the high school romance is supposed to go youre supposed to get more points with her by being nicer


im a gamer so i game simple as that simple as that


hifumi hifumi hifumi


love hifumin


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internet is acting funny again


i dont get it


sigh only neet left




hungy too


can someone explain that webm thanks


5 trannies walk by


how do you know theyre trannies


wonder why so many speedrunners end up being tranny freaks


its trendy


cant believe the oldest cel is a woman


by stereotypes just like how you instinctually know the murderer was black or the person who made the accounting error was female


they also look like men dressed in womens clothes


i would dress better than them if i was a tranny


prove it


i would just wear what sis wears


what if your sis has bad fashion sense


its NOT what trannies wear thats for sure


as long as sis doesnt wear tennis shoes with a dress she should have enough fashion sense


she wears flip flops




oo oo oo oo oo ooooooooog


would you guys be mad if you found out it was me who reported pnig to the fbi


no warosu is always at the back of my mind and he took that from me


get in


die politicsnorm


himako killed epstein to protect himself


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paste trump


trumps tard


ya so am i


love when norms bring up politics


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cracked open a blogweiser



vile whore


oh flip i was going to crack open some afternoon blogweisers today but i forgot


its NOT to late start shotgunning those puppies


it is
mom will probably be home soon





blops 4 is dead


hey you fat fucker i asked you a question


mom tarded out and left the dish cloth in the hot oven and started a fire hehe


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tom cruise is 5'6


im 5'6


youre gonno make it


wish yshtola wasnt so tanned


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wish i could get an icecream from downstairs but i need those abs


abs for who


for the gfs that sneak into my house and see me undressing for bed


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simply burn it off


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flip that


whats wrong with that


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having a coffee


nobody replied to my post


nobody ever replies to my posts alone even on hima


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someone should kick her ass for scaring her




woke up time for some coffee


dont forget to read and highlight


is it okay to drink coffee with alcohol


hell yeah irish up that mug of joe


the only difference between a chad hero and a cel villain is a few millimeters of bone


havin a big ole steamy cup o joe














stop him hes reciting the incantation that summons the freak to our world


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that norm has NOThing to do with any of those


freak is paste


hes a norm


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whats to hate about that guy


dont use the c word


need to get the remaining 95% of my power back


what isnt to hate the guy is a norm


youre just jealous
what good has being a non norm ever gotten you


im norm




time for some hair of the dog mates whos gonno join me


cant believe the jews removed p andersons holocaust video


as my good friend naruto would say believe it



glad they removed that antisemitic trash


nb if youre in here we have to be at the docks at 8am to let the coast guard in and those guys finished painting the wheelhouse so if you go by there leave the door open so the paint will be dry by tomorrow


nb hates all things nautical


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sexy chink bitch


tell that to the 11 odd men that refer to him as captain


can i post something


absolutely NOT




nb doesnt command that ship because he wants to

he does it because he has to


cant believe pnig was mutinied and left on a sandbar with NOThing but his wk and a flintlock pistol with a single shot


hate the larp hours




hanyuu banner


shin splinted again


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didnt know its that easy to get a gf


going to get myself a milky gf now


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why doesnt he work out his face


he just needs to put on a tracksuit and he can be the hima mansion doorman


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finally met tataru im in on it now


hehe tomorrow is friday already


love tataru


time to make big nacho hima hb


hell ya fire those chos up


wish me luck


guys its milks birthday


no its NOT she has the same birthday as me


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love a good extra large pile of swamp chip


her birth date is on the 17th close but no cigar my friend


NOThin swamp



nanomachines son


guys its NOT milks birthday but she said it was her birthday and shes excited for wendys spicy chicken nugs


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i went to the grocery store earlier


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did you buy anything without sugar you flipping addict


thats way too much sugar


this is shaping up to be a real nice binge hima


norm & normys


sugar and antinutrients congratulations on being a slave


antinutrients are in everything


what is an anti nutrient


stop carbshaming he needs it


its like a nutrient but the opposite


hell ya nice haul loading up on the good stuff


anything in a manmade food


dont eat processed sugar it turns you into a npc


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whats the point of having a strict diet just eat whatever you want and bloatmaxx



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thats enough wine for now time for a cocktail


because it does more harm than simply making you fat
it flips up your teeth flips up your endocrine system flips up your bodys ability to regulate its blood flips up your skin and so on

humans werent meant to eat such highly saturated sugary things back in the day you were lucky to come across some sour berries


humans have been farming fruit for millions of years idiot


fruit sugar is NOT the same


neetblog just opened his warren


who the flip even cares all we do is post on hima and game


we need to be in peak form for the cel wars


fruit has fiber



why would humans that developed in completely different environments be expected to eat the same food


a long time ago fruit wasnt like it is now things werent so sweet
up until the mass harvest of sugarcane most sweetness came from honey and that was for richnorms


what about beets


im beetcel


isp blocked torrenting sigh raging


owned hard


NOT really i just fire up the vpn


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no stomping


hima hima


im izaya


fats are nicer and jollyer than twigs we should all be fat


all the fats on hima are assholes


so baste



im twig


mom said she wont be cleaning my room anymore if i keep calling her a maid when she is doing it


call her caretaker instead


this is terrifying me what a bunch of murderous little savages we are


call her mom instead


dont project


i like to throw things and say pick it up m'maid


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told mom what a cager is


did she call you a queer


no but she asked if im scared to drive




going to drive around in a tractor trailer so all the twig cars simply bounce off


named the cat cager


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nice feast phew



what the hell is wrong with eastern europeans


they are pasted





love jerkin it to rating:safe in a public bathroom


lots of feet pics in rating:safe


loved sperming in grandmas haunted room with my aluminum foil antenna over 3g


cant understand the thought process of a sexnorm i ascended too early


the thought process goes a little like this





whoops meant to bold it


seki add bbcode and fix [aa]


love bbcode


56 posts while i was gamin should i read or skip


nacho time


lived for so long among the humans yet still unable to empathize with them


skip its norm hours



wish i was based


die skippers never skipped a post in my life


you are



mutate em



whoops, meant to say I like how he always smiles at the camera


die normsuz


ban him


hate how it feels like ive been alive for hundreds of years its probably interference from past incarnations


im pasted


something bad is about to happen


domnt think so


why did you have to make that post now im panicking


he has no choice for he is the seer


get the blankie


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hello nice girl


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drinking some liberty brew


dont talk to girls


want to jerk it but me hands are covered in chili




why are you typing with your hands covered in chili


cant snooze


if you cant snooze throw on the weighted blankies even if its summer


gonno throw on the operating room sedatives instead


hell ya


get the best dreams when i sedate myself to sleep


the only way to live is to be constantly sedated


careful youre gonno get chilidick


might lay in bed and game


and im gonno snooze


gonno tea cleanse tomorrow


gotta detox all those antinutrients


that was NOT new


meant me sorry fellas


gym time gonno stretch out my boobs tonight


had a run in with 2 niggers as i walk in the receptionist is on his phone and some nigger lady didnt move in the hallway


die racist


NOT racist btw NOT sure where you got that from


can i see your n word license


nb borrowed it


drinking from the water fountain with a big cold sore on it huehuehue


on my lip i mean fucking hell im stupid



arrogant drone operator


gonno film the mansion with a drone


nice quads


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thank you i timed that perfectly


is it gay to suck a penis (female) yes or no please respond


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NOThing arrogant


die gaysuz


that is NOT me neetblog im right here


hell yeah gonno join the asmon hunt on herod


dont be the prey




on monhan hehe



oh flip im feeling it oh flip oh flip ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


woke up from me nap gonno need some hair of the dog that bit me


hate apes more than any streamer


apes are streamers and maitoz is gonno make them bigger than method




stupid norms


whats an ape


mindblowing that mom placed me in this world without a sis to flip


really mindblowing that one


why did you buy hotdog bread without any hotdogs


something nice is about to happen bros


asmongold will save us from them


something bad is defiantly coming


feeling nervous


no one: how do you want your anime girls
me: boneless


die norm


if were meant to eat only meat why arent all of our teeth sharp



what does that mean


dont rile up veganguy


that nigga got clapped haha


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autodownload virus



mindblowing that 30 million jobs will open up and NOT a single one will take me


your own fault for NOT having built any sort of skill


heated up my food in a plastic container


my dinners always in a plastic container i only eat tv dinners or banquet meals


moms been letting me eat lean cuisines and weight watcher meals lately but i havent been losing weight


those arent real food they are antifood


those are scams


whats yours


ive got 2 skills neeting and blogging


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nice himate


inv to asmon layer


whats a layer is that like a channel


its complicated





if you cry you cant be considered a man


i never wanted to be a man anyway


was gonno have a ff sesh tonight but i surfed the net too hard only have a few days of gametime left sigh


mom said shes probably going to go work in aNOTher state for a year the timing couldnt be any better with classic about to come out


once took akinator on myself and got izaya


going to do that and report back


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its been refined too much i had to put dont know to a lot of questions that would make it obvious


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i got endeavour from bnha


you have to cheat by saying no when he asks if its a real person and yes if he asks if its from japanese animation its called the anime you game


got izaya again hehe probably because hes the only character that does NOThing


uh oh bladders finna explode gotta pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


made some tea


sigh pnig loved tea



sick of fact checking sites they say mostly false then go on to say its 100% true in the 8th paragraph


check out this piece of sand i found clocked at 10 ghz less than 1 volt truly mindblowing its over for intel


holy fuck i just had the chicken mcgriddle they were so fucking good grab you a pair from your nearest mcdonalds today


its already over for intel you dont need to find anything



the sleeper has awakened


lots of posts but i see norms mixed in gonno skip


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mom made french toast


die skipper


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got this guy


making a second mug of jo


might mess around with some mpv filters


why NOT mpc


norms use mpc


norms use mpv since its inferior


hate norms


nah norms use vlc


i have mpc and vlc am i double norm yes or no please respond


it means you are worse than a norm because you couldnt make up your mind and wanted to belong to both groups


some file formats dont play on mpc and vice versa moron especially .flac some get this brainlet a fucking book


die flacnorm


nb is flaco is he a norm


never had mpc NOT work for me


normblog is the biggest norm here


nah the dumb orbiting teens are


stupid god damned teenbros


wish i didnt have a popcorn ceiling


the norms blocked me on discord again i truly am the only freak of nature


what is that


youre one of the norms


am i norm for btfo all the discord norms and having them block me did NOT think so


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youre a norm for using discord in the first place and youre a teenbro too


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horse pussy


wheres her penis


gonno puke


girls look bigger in photographs


think hair is the sign of a whore


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its the opposite


all in the perspective


had a gf dream the other night it was too realistic so NOThing fun happened i was shy


what does perspective mean


im shy


only girls should be shy



i may as well be a girl


im a girl but i wasnt born as one


fire up he hrt


my whole body is sore i missed this feeling might donate some plasma NOT sure


girls have a duty to force shy men out of their shells and stay dedicated


yeah playing flac in a video player whos the real moron


ugh retards annoy me


die ugh norm


ugh norms pretending to be non norms




heh namedropped my engineering degree and some knowledge and the boomer was so impressed he pulled me aside to request some freelance consulting work and we agreed to $50 a hour boomers eat stuff like that up


woke up hi


fire up some coffee



havin a coffee and mom ordered pizza


tell her no pizza youve got to watch your macros


dont forget to degrease


glad uli is dead


hes NOT dead hes playing morrowind


cant wait to post on hima with everyone after the rapture


mom isnt home and wants me to eat hot dogs im mad
think ill just NOT eat and ask for mcds when she gets home


gross dont eat processed meat


processed meat is good for you


pastas a simmerin hima


someone told me never to eat pasta


you shouldnt it has too much carbs youll get fat


just dont eat too many calories and you wont


i cant help myself i need to finish everything i cook


cook smaller portions then


calories are a lie


hate eating so i eat a lot at once to get it over with instead of small portions throughout the day


do the same thing but because i love eating so much once i start i cant stop until im completely full



when my real life begins and i have my own place ill get back at mom by having fast food every day


no no no getting fat is exactly what mom wants


youll be sick and tired all the time from eating junk food mom is right




shes tried to punish me all my life by feeding me slop instead of decent fast food and im fat anyway because of my genes



big ole bowl o pasta hoooooooooooooo boy


NOT watching that sexnorm shite


love hotels are just wacky hotels they dont have anything to do with sex at all
thats what i learned


havin aNOTher coffee the pizza was nice


cant belive my second cousin is the ceo of a huge pharma company in monaco while i wageslave my life away


die norm


slobbered that pasta right down the hatch


almost out of wine this cant be happening to me


the hell is a second cousin


your parents cousins child



freudian slip at 3:30


married my second cousin


gonno play some street fighter i guess


cant wait to go on my japan flip tour


didnt know just how over it was until i strolled through the most heavily populated city of the world and emerged even more cel than i started


how over what was


how can we stop the incels


snap them


we are the cels


elliot couldve gotten a gf if he lowered his standards he wasnt a monster like me


feeling like a freak on a leash


never tell a cel to lower their standards if you value your life


im volincel


im a pure maiden


die agp


wonder how many people fell for the trans meme


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threatened pastaman at the mansion to cook the pasta beyond al dente


pastaguy hasnt been the same since pnig got taken in


ooog me orbit ooooog




norms are blasting music


die teen


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mind was blown when i realized the freak is pastaguy


oooog freak ooooog


nb is raging


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stupid teen




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senkoguy is raging


hanyuu banner


as a np it is my lifes purpose to worship the personaed



mindcracking that anyone is dumb enough to buy a lottery ticket


have to fund the mansion some how


hate how in dbz raditz can move at the speed of light and later in the series everyone can move 100 times the speed of light makes no sense the neurons in your brain fire at the speed of light how can you even react to anything above those speeds im NOT even going to bother with the thought of something with mass ever reaching those speeds


its called relativity dumbass


ya and light is the universal constant dumb flipper


you got owned norm


its a cartoon
the laws of reality are different in those universes


uhhhh if i close my eyes light doesnt exist haha


thats true


wish i was a hedgehog


except that youre staring at your eyelids


youre NOT staring at anything if your eyes are closed


your eyes are NOT literally closed your eyelids are


how do you know that if you cant see them


die tards


youre looking at your eyes right now


whenever i take a sniff i first sniff the inside of my nose but my brain filters that out


bought a pair of upside down goggles


how do you sniff the inside of your nose if you cant smell


evolved and lost the need for a sense of smell like aizen


deaf blind and dumb




what a coincidence me too




there isnt anything to game


fire up wow


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cant id that car


youre NOT supposed to be focusing on the car


no i wasnt


i was just messing with you little bro


made myself a drink


is that a man cant tell


its the only way out


drinkin some wine


wish i had some


oog me drink fermented gsnap juice


should i get a 40oz of malt liquor



whatchu know bout that


NOT sure i know anything nb recommended me a 2/11 on discord might gab a few see whats the fuss





pasted soyboys


how do i get a high voice like those guys


speak from your throat in a shy meek manner NOT from your chest


get on discord nb i have some questions


finna game


get on discord nb



kill yourself


egs playing


eg have been sucking hard



why dont you kill me you fat little freak


gonno wank to bombergirl now




i want to break nbs jaw


shut your god damn mouth you ass flipping chinamen


why dont you make you fat fucking freak i ought to snap your ass teach you a lesson about internet tough talk bitch drop your address


is the accelerator show good


is lady ass pronounced the way you spell it but man ass is oss


pnig please come back hima is full of norms now


say goodbye to that black piece of shit he is gone for good thank goodness


the return of the king is less than a month from now


pnig here flip turt and flip incels


hows life treating you these days haysuz hope things are going okay


fucking kill yourself normsuz


hes tard


kitty is snoozing on my lap




things are well thank you for asking hope all is well for you too friend


all this time i thought this guy had a whole channel but this is the only video he made should have known since i always see him in the same shirt


just turned 30 dont feel any different


cant wait to sound the alarm when pnig returns


happy birthday


glad to hear


can you think of the bigger picture how different do you feel from being 25


im 24


the worst kind of tard





are you more handsome


im still 27 hehe


just turned 26


happy birthday


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mindblowing how that existed before hima


turning 37 in a few weeks kill me


i thought i was old as a 30 year old bald fat gamer cel but 37 why are you still alive


youll be 37 soon enough


wow is this aNOTher meme i hope NOT i thought we were all under 21



wish all australian people were dead


no you do NOT otherwise zyzz would NOT exist


mom said no mcds tonight so i asked for zaxbys at lunch tomorrow hopefully i get it


is zaxbys the in n out of the east coast


i get chicken fingers and fries there with a real good sauce


gonno jo to this a 2nd time


sigh everyone is joing


NOT me just heading to bed wish me luck



hate technorms


lots of work for very little money


NOT true


how can i get rid of crickets without using poison


thinking about that tiny fan


tiny fans for tiny men



need to get isekaied badly


its only gonno get worse from here


no no the third act is where our real lives will begin were just saving all the good stuff for last im sure


i am NOT delusional it will get worse unless i kill myself to end this shite life


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theres a man


youre a man




cant stand flamers


cant stand lamers


hate when someone calls me names on the internet


whats the chink saying at 4:14


his prayer level is 400


in 30 years chink will be the lingua franca




remember accidentally logging off during a raid and making the guild wait 30 mins for me to get past the queue


cant believe one norm managed ruined wow classic before its even out




wish i was smart enough for wow


hey nb do NOT feel bad about being stupid you will be smart one day


ban the nb harasser


shut yo goofy ass up nigga


luckily were all rolling over on bloggulus


gonno play on herod anyway flip blizzard


are you gonno gank asmongold


cant wait to accidentally gank a streamer and get banned from wow for stream sniping


trapped on arugal with the norms help me



eating an ice cream sandwich at 1:26am


dont eat sugar before bed youll have nightmares


mom said that is NOT true i asked her


moms are ignorant


moms know everything


never worn skintight pants before wonder if id look agile in them


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too big too wide frankly disgusting


elbows too pointy 2/10


look what the norms have done to him


mornin hima im havin a big ole coffee


might fire up a big mug myself


with street fighter 5 almost 400 players joined so when the pools start i need to know the pool and NOT delay it too much everything else i think is ok
then he loses me


die chink


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small boobed girls should just die


small boobed women are worshiped while small penised men are laughed at


its different


love taimanin


how come men have nipples


why wouldnt they


had some heart for lunch


hehe i can translate that wish freak was here to praise me


havin some coke zero


its literally two basic words in hiragana retard


die wap


die norm


seki ban this raider NOW



nobody watches those why do you keep posting them


hes a gods damned norm


cant lie ive never clicked one of those vids


seki posted that


paste seki



simply start watching


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havin some gorgonzola


dont post women with their chads



im volincel




the scientific community voted me as the worlds ugliest animal




how is it norm


its the least norm cheese


all cheese is norm the norms love cheese as it releases dopamine into their drug addicted brains


love chesee


uhh dopamen
e haha


cheese lovin chinamen



owned some flipper on the 4


im feelin it


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need to start making a christmas list for mom dont know if i should go for the g pro wireless or the mx518


the g pro wireless is the best mouse out there but its still just a wireless g203 with good weight balance



im a gamer its what i do and who i am


its over


i dont get it


anyone can get dozens of matches on tinder


hate how when i chat with comcast reps online and have to say have a good day before closing im such a flipping kitty


yeah just change your sex to female


uh oh mom just said she got me a job


welcome wagecuck


use your first paycheck on a nice rope


feel like roping rn


wait for the ritual were going to make it out of here


mom bought a mint chocolate bar


gotta love mint


hate mint hate chocolate love mom




sis is from 2005 and she can barely use a pc because shes on her phone all the time


holy flip gamed up a real storm those other guys couldnt touch me phew



nb wipes from the front


uh how else are you supposed to wipe


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holy god damn chinamen pissing ass flippers im gamin up a storm here hima


oog me scape


im gamin


mom called me a pussy


you are what you eat


eating gouda cheese



winston is arrogant


think i can beat this


bored already


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need a magdump stat




dropped 15lbs and almost have my 18s back cant wait until we go on a cycle and get flipping freaky


you dont need to pin simply eat raw meat organs eggs and dairy


flip that were freaks we pin daily


pin hrt right


no im NOT a speedrunner


wouldnt mind cycling test again and hitting the gym daily but working 9 to 6 leaves pretty much no time left for anything


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blew all that money on a ryzen rig i got memed on hard


hehe cant believe you fell for it


it was worth it


same im a flipping idiot


seki ban this guy


woke up havin some coffee watching winston


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phew nice


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they forgot that she has pubic hair


what car brands should i be loyal to




Staffer: I do think, I mean, I guess I see it as NOT a matter of like




pretty pilled episode


ncie flippin bimmers






sigh favorite pornographer pulled his stuff from everywhere


thats what you get sexnorm


dads watchin leon


nice peddad


hate how israel has hypNOTized the world hope allah awakens the people and helps them see its evil


oog allah


found the remnants of a previous ritual


would it be wrong if i spit on his dick like in the pornos


almost 25 and i still play fighting games with my fingers


what else do you push buttons with


no i mean like finger battles where my fingers are people you know



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based islamophobic mods fact the spit on dick meme is for those who have been mutilated by israels evil


based 4teen


i once spit on a cute boys dick and he grabbed me by my pony tails and he started face fucking me


sigh boneitis


my hymen in still intact


u must b ugly lol



might fire up a quick shower


youre gonno have to pull your skin back to clean yourself right


never done that in my life


ban this israelite


[Epstein] said that criminalizing sex with teenage girls was a cultural aberration and that at times in history it was perfectly acceptable. He pointed out that homosexuality had long been considered a crime and was still punishable by death in some parts of the world


kill homosexuals


sigh allah guy back ban him before he throws someone off a building


i volunteer to be thrown first


should i watch terminator 3


why do women wet their pussys with serial killers


hehe was just thinking about terminator too


they are drawn to dangerous men because dangerous men on average are more capable of protecting them and their children from other men even though in the case of serial killers theyll just get themselves killed its an evolutionary misfiring


only watch terminator 1 or 2 hate drugnorm terminator 3 connor


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my penis doesnt make noises when i sperm


mine does


i make noises when my penis sperms


should have mastered the art of the silent jo years ago


how does he jo


used to jo to a tifa jo animation on aerisdies all the time as a teen


meant this >>944920


mom jos him


hold my breath when i sperm





thats wrong this is why we need government assigned gfs


my pussy makes like a squeaking noise because the muscles tighten and the sperm tries to leave


what anime is this


nobody tell him



is it isekai cheat magician


its the gyaru gf one


feel like screaming hard


nice intel shills watching this guy


cant believe there are actually people who support intel


only those who get paid by intel


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got to practice driving the hima rv around its actually a little scary you dont have a whole lot of room for error in the lane and tree branches are suddenly a frequent danger NOT to mention the way everything moves around in the back makes it feel like youre going 40mph faster than you actually are


bought myself a nice v neck


hope everyones buying an intel gpu next year


is that a house couch


im interested in that intel gpu hehe wonder if its gonno be targeted at datacenters or gaming



stop buying intel you freaks


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heyy ;)


too big too big make her norm


hate when chadsperm tries to leave my puss


i guess
its bolted to the slide out thing there are two parts that come out to give you more room


do you mean neetsperm or shy man sperm


nice dog


illya is jealous


cant wait until you can generate speech from any famous seiyuu via neural network


gonno feast on this processed meat stick


love meat love processed love processed meat


going to use my blood demon art


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pineapple pizza


fruit does NOT belong on pizza


but every pizza comes with tomato sauce


false tomato is the founding father of pizza


tomato is a vegetable


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culinary fruit does belong on pizza simply do NOT knock it before you dock it


wish mom would go on vacation so i could order an onahole but if it comes from japan itd probably get here after she returns sigh


avocado on pizzer is good too


why does mom need to go on vacation to order a onahole


dislike pizza due to the doughfarts it produces would rather eat the toppings by themselves


dont want her to see the package


she will be at work when they deliver the package its fine


straight shota is a gateway drug ban it


she already knows youre a disgusting sexnorm


mom ddidnt know i was a sexnorm was shocked when i said that i look at pornographs


she doesnt know i jo she doesnt think i know what sex is


in fact she didnt believe me thought i was pulling her leg as they say


no no no what the flip you should NOT be telling mom those things


hate mammals


im mammals


dont get how sexnorms dont feel afool as they sit around jerking themselves


didnt tell her was just having discussion with sister about how every male watches pornography and mom interrupted and said well he doesnt


feels good man


do feel afool but do it anyway


NOT my fault my body keeps making all these useless sperm


wonder if fma would be the greatest anime of all time if the author was male


do you NOT feel the yearning to ascend
how can you let the demiurge play you like a puppet do you have no honor


i ascended now i post on hima and never jo


got sent to hell where i jo for eternity with no sperming


hope the mansion has an onahole room where we collect every one


going to pour hot sauce in all of those 'holes to teach you a lesson


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did i ever tell you mates how you can potentiate a josperm with a bunch of benadryl


what you said


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we dont want manpics wed prefer a pic of her alone


get on discord nb


speak for yourself


dont worry hes married and NOT interested in her


im a girl


trust me
you dont wanna feel what i feel


show vagina or i report you




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nice would love to flip you honey show face


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kagamin is NOT amused with the kyoani fire


have to admit that fate show this season does a really good job of making it feel like you know whats going on even when you have no idea whats going on


dont get the point of detective show where the answer is always magic



magic is real you just arent used to seeing it where it is


internet is magic


always hated type-moon stuff outside of fate read tsukihime and kagetsu tohya but dont remember any of it


AI is the endless and golden witch, beatrice


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holy flip it rhymes


thug hug.... drug....




lets snooze church is in the morning


why does ota love love live so much anyway


dont care go back there norm


flip church flip pastor peters flip mom and flip dad


any peter gazers here


laughed a little at this you can feel the real frustration


whats funny about it


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im a vegan


hate how nonphew girls keep taking screentime and animator work hours from hibiki


pnigs a peter puffer now


hate that guy who wanted to beat up my friends and i back in highschool for skipping like queers around the block but his dog jumped out of the house the moment he opened the door kind of wonder if that could have been turt


what the heck are peter gazers and peter puffers


he prefers to get his cheeks busted to stimulate his prostate


it was turt


wish seki would ban the raiders


he did


wish seki was around when i was in high school to give the bullies the ban






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beat it foid


mindblowing teenage girls go online to roleplay having sex with english teachers



might put a shiv in my anal cavity to understand pnigs pain


accidentally kestered my entire dinner because i thought chow time was up


what did you said


why come fate gets 16 anime adaptations and counting but umineko gets one


love the smell of cucumbers


love cucumber sandwiches and hate commoners who havent tasted them


someone tell me what anime that virg.mp4 vid is from before i start spamming


umineko sucks its for drooling tard babies


same goes for fate so that doesnt explain it


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bout to dab on this theist


paste instigator



sigh allergies hate normspring


cant skip dumbbells ed


august is still summer


hate fate for killing tsukihime


need a gyarugf stat


hate gyarus


i rub my pussy thinning about ted bundy i wish he would of killed me


would have


you would of too yaassss sis


murdered a fly with window cleaner since mom refuses to buy a fly swatter


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love when balls slapmy chin


cant skip dumbbell op OR ed


got aNOTher one hehe bet that was the first ones gf


where do i find a gf




what is a good pc build i want 2 hard drive slots is that possible


that would take more electricity than the average 3 bedroom house


how or why an extra hard drive slot wouldnt be that much more


have a listen


can someone make me a build on newegg with 3 monitor a vertical one and 2 horizontal one 1 for 4khd and the other one small for gaming i read the smaller ones are good for gaming because they have less delay


NOT clicking an 81mb mp3


even budget boards come with multiple sata ports


because you need to offset the magnetic interference between the two drives this is only if theyre hdds though NOT ssd


should i stream chobits tomorrow


sexy sexy sumomo


stream terminator 3


gonno delete this flip you asshole


dont stream chobits its gonno make me cry


what is it


no idea i just deleted it because the file size made me angry


did you NOT like it i can upload a better one its 55mb


thats too much file


12mb is my limit of link clicking


your loss


cant last more than 2 seconds


never know how long supposed to keep eye contact without being weird


sigh october will be the 4 year anniversary of when i told hima id try to become a twig and i made no progress since then i failed hard


fool why arent you still trying


biggest pill is you cant change your nature even if you become a twig youll just be fighting against your ravenous hunger every single day


i try diets in bursts but they only last two weeks at most its so hard


instead of trying to resist food make it impossible to get food


neetblog is at 179


no im at 188


thats NOT that bad


it is if youre 5'6


nb is 6'2


mom got me a weighted blanket for my birthday might wear it around the house like goku




hate the weighted blanket meme


what does wearing a blanket have to do with goku


his gi is a weighted blanket


5'11 220 lbs


egs playing


is envy up


envy didnt qualify


what happened to him he used to be someone


he sucks now and nobody wants to play with him because hes obnoxious


at least he always has a home on hima


whos envy


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envy is canadachink


whos canadachink


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NOT to worry miss its NOThing but a cold get some rest and youll be right as rain heres a NOTe for school



never had a school nurse



hated school nurse always made fun of my foreskin


what do you think of this pnig


is there a nig whos NOT a sonic fan


hes in federal pen right now please leave a message


i thought rich campbell was in shanghai




love tellin norms to die hehe


hooo boy


die weedseki


like the expressions sam makes hes a good wingman


hes NOT a wingman frodo is his wingman


sam is a flipping tard


excuse me but frodo is an ethnic slur can you NOT


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i was talking about the mexican guy in the weed vid lotard


what the flip is a lotard


what in the ass flippin chinamen dick shitting chink piss


mindblowing that a goddess like milk even has birthdays and today is that day i just cant believe it


as my good friend naruto would say believe it



thinkin about a third jo


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when you worship a nonvirgin youre being exploited please dont be taken for a fool


mindblowing jesus has a birthday when hes literally god


uh god is god jesus is just a man


sorry thats heresy


fucking hate pajeets so much they need a good solid mass extermination leave like 1000 of them the other 1199999999 of them need to die ive had enough


spermed three times in six hours feeling extra horny tonight


nice hope youre shooting far


love a good wallsperm


i dont get it why is he about to punch her before he sees the NOTe


he thinks shes gonno smoke a joint


you dont punch people for that


ya you do


in india theres a tobacco shortage and he wants a cig


anyone want to paypal me $30 and get $60 back tomorrow trust me im a man of my word and perhaps we can establish a business relationship


how come the guy in once upon a time doesnt look like tyler durden at all


fight club was 20 years ago


no takers yet are you sure you want to miss on this big chance



listening to some hendrix and thinking of pnig


wonder if anyone anywhere still has enough faith in humanity to agree


agree about what


to my business proposal


what the flip some weird bug was gnawing on my arm


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no dont cry your beautiful




sigh why does nobody want 100% interest p.d. just want a kebab


i was going to until you said what you were spending it on go to hell kebabnorm


NOThing wrong with kebabs but what would you like me to spend it on instead



just so you know it doesnt have to be $30 ill also match an amounts less or greater up to $100 by paying back double so theres a real opportunity here


how are you going to pay back double when you cant even afford a kebab


do you get paid tomorrow or something


nah just get access to my money tomorrow its complicated but ive restricted my access


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because otherwise i shoot up with kebabs non stop


invested all my money in nuclear armaments sorry cant trust this market


stop posting this dumb foid cant get over her stupid face shes always leaking liquid diarrhea


its practically free money just need to reach out and take it


im willing to listen to reasons you should be trusted


doubt theres much i can provide that would suffice especially in the time left the indian place isnt open much longer after that any money would be pointless


ill deliver the money by hand in a paper bag dont be late


1 and a half hours until it closes but realistically would have to close the deal before then or wouldnt have time to order


kebabs arent indian food your story is falling apart


never said it was indian food the kebab place already closed during this lollygagging so did dominos its just indian now


didnt knowed they close at 10 in the morning


its NOT the same time everywhere just saying youre missing on a big chance here guy


NOT making a high risk investment on your stomach


yeah me neither i dont trust norms


may be high risk but also high payoff


besides you guys buy fake internet coins all the time


with that kind of risk i may as well invest in amd


theres actually 0 risk unless i die tomorrow you just dont know it


when i buy internet coins i buy from a trusted source if they simply decided to NOT send anything id put a stop through my bank and then report to the world that i was scammed youre just some hungry guy on the internet


cant you do the same thing on paypal


yeah but i figured you were doing some foreign kebab scam


sigh mom fell for the kebab prince scam once


NOT a scam but its pretty late now looks like the dream is over



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sigh yamuchan


already spermed to that pic like 4 times


its a good one


mornin ghima havin a big nice steamy mug o joe





paste bezos


reminds me gonno steal moms credit card again and place some amazon orders hehe


whitey on the moon


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someone tell that dude he looks like a fuckin queer lmao


kind of want to browse reddit but it would break my no social media personal rule


guys can you spare me $15 ill give you $30 tomorrow


do you take bitcoin


only criminals use bitcoin


only paypal im need it for kebabs


i dont want to give you my paypal address although i dont mind giving you 15 bucks for kebabs if it means you shut up already




guys the undertale event is ending in groove coaster this month and milk hasnt gone and she needs someone to take her to round 1 the arcade so she can go


and shes a birthday girl guys


please stop being exploited


its okay milk is asexual


shes asexual for nonchads


shes asexual she said so and shes a goddess so she cant lie


milk reproduces asexually im first in line for the first budding


how long would it take for nature to totally take hold of our modern society including interstates and airports and other large concrete slabs of shite


100 years at most


it interests me to think about how long manmade fixtures like steel fences and concrete barriers and big huge stuff like those signs on the highways and streetlights and bridges would take to collapse


after i have wiped out humanity and thousands of years have passed before this planet is visited by ai sent by curious extraterrestrials the only hint that all of this shite ever happened will be the stockpiles of nuclear waste left in bunkers


mindblowing that nature created men like us that will never contribute to the system that defies nature


if NOThing else i can sleep easy at night knowing this beautiful little gem in the universe can take care of itself just fine unless we accidentally nuke the entire planet or crash the moon into the earth
considering our relatively short history with nuclear weapons and space travel both of those doomsday scenarios are probably statistically likely


probably NOT long old stuff lasts longer compared to new ones just look at how indestructible the gameboy was compared to the flimsy 3ds or switch


thats wrong
you were part of the system all along evolution is constantly branching out trying to find if something works better in a certain environment it just so happens that our branches were duds that were deemed unfit to breed while some other attempts were the right combination of chad to breed with dozens of females




your branch isn't a dud until you're dead or sterile


if a female hasnt seen you as breeding material by your mid 20s its more than safe to say youre a dud
but you dont have to rope or anything because life in that way does show the slightest bit of mercy we are allowed to exist because if all of the fitting males die off from some crazy disease or event it will be our duty to fulfill those roles
otherwise if you were still a virg by adulthood youd explode or something


hate to say it but globalization and race mixing is probably speeding up human evolution exponentially but we dont have any significant struggle as a species to weed out the weak links and medicine is so good that we manage to keep the lowest common denominators alive way too long


im actually volincel


men dont peak until they are 40


die crossie youve exposed yourself


wonder how much you could make by taking unskilled blue collar jobs from lonely women and widows like basic plumbing paints installing power outlets and stuff like that


by 40 you will still NOT be permitted to breed but you will have the option to care for someone elses offspring


it took 2 million years to create the biodiversity the human species enjoyed NOT even 100 years ago at this rate in aNOTher hundred years everyone will just be a random brown racially ambiguous blob with big lips and a predisposition for diabetes
by race mixing youre basically ruining thousands of years of incidental selective breeding its sickening


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no by race mixing you get the best of all worlds and evetually are presented with the ultimate lifeform


thats NOT how it works


norm hours


its the ota raider


wonder what pnigs norwooding level is since december


hes probably bald now because of stress


what stress hes got 150k in the bank and more on the way from this bogus lawsuit hes probably relaxing at the waterstore right now with his fiance tg


wonder how many cries hes had since


probably zero hes a psychopathic lunatic


think it was 350k


this is a norwood
and this is what is known as a norwood that has ascended past a norwood
or you can just call this a norwood 2
and this... is to go even further beyond


wouldnt mind going to prison for a cool 350k


thats $35000 a year just get a job


but if you only make 35k a year you still have to pay rent food internet and buy stuff so it pinches




yeah but on the other hand you arent beaten and buggered daily by a cellmate


youve watched too much oz


theyll send pnig to the ped section of the prison where its safe


hate this meme people spend more time indoors why would brown skin be selected and active neanderthal genes are still present in humans even though they comprise 2% of human dna


dont think words can accurately describe how much i detest the foids that have jumped onto the weeb bandwagon over the last few years every streamfoid now covers herself in anime merchandise and puts up posters and has some wk draw her an anime avatar of herself and they use anime sound effects


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are any of them using this yet


nah thats genuine hima culture the norms wont see it for a year


girls were always into anime but hot ones have learned to use it to market themselves to lonely spergs


whats the anime equivalent of a gamer girl


thats possibly the dumbest post ive ever read


gf doesnt watch any anime but reads a lot of manga


nice sperg


gonno stop using this addon


gonno play teamfight tactics


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gonno read


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someone is setting off a bunch of fireworks


hate normworks


any firenorms in the chat


why would you be using an addon for 4norm are you saying you browse 4norm


its haysuz


i dont use add ons idiot dont drag my name through the mud because of your own insecurities


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wish that was me


same would love to be a girl


didnt knowed ccd0 posted on hima


mindblowing you can filter posts on hima now waiting patiently for the haysuz filter


die 4norms


seki and pmako have been filtering posts on hima for years


am i shadow banned




just bought my ticket to blizzcon


just registered to compete in the ruby


die blizznorm


he doesnt


NOThin blizz


think the other guy was right i should rope before 2020


aNOTher weekend gone almost monday already tired of working day and night dreading the next morning everyday for pretty much no compensation ive got like eight grand invested and i almost never buy anything gonno flippin quit it


do your best


that 8 grand is your insurance


the 2020s will be baste


insurance for what you cant do anything with that little money


have eight grand and ive never worked a day in my life


youll need every penny for when 2020 hits


what is it invested in





already reserved all my names on faerlina





sigh wish i had my own island why are they so expensive


stop being a neet and we can pool our money into a hima island


working is too hard they deserve those islands NOT me


should i do anavar this time too


hope the judge awards pnig epsteins island for wasting a year of his life


he spent his life spamming pictures of his penis and going on motorcycle rides


die roidnorm


cool it twigger


you are an actual flipping norm kill yourself


i dont speak hysterical twig


die norm



should i fire up the wine and pasta


my family has an island its NOT that great


hell yea


die richnorm


oh yeah


hima tab crashed again seki


stop using 4norm extensions


i dont only teenbros use em


no reason hima should crash on you then hima is prefect


so perfect its being run by a weednorm


if fast food tastes better than moms cooked garbage then its her fault for being worthless NOT mine for preferring it stupid bitch


gonno have some chicken n rice cant screw that up


cook your own food ingrate


boil those badboys


dont talk to him like that norm


she wont buy me a car wont buy me a house wont buy me food just NOThing but flipping slavery for my entire life


why did she even bring you into existence


instead of playing wow classic like a tard im gonno make a hcim


dont know she couldnt pay for private school either and i had to spend my days in public school


went to private schools my whole life wish mom had just given me the money instead id be rich


die richnorms


public school is full of niggers the money was well spent


kill yourself


stop saying that


all this fighting is making my adrenaline spike please stop it


wish the rageteens would leave


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ban the rageteens and smutnorms please seki


ban normsuz


thats your test


dont want my test to spike make it stop


ban this guy fuck you nb


how can we set ourselves up now to profit from the coming financial collapse


there wont be a financial collapse fuck china do NOT create mass hysteria


its coming and everyone can see it dont be deluded
its probably going to be worse than 2008 but NOT as bad as 1933


no it is NOT


people like you will be hit the hardest


death to whites


this guy is making me have a panic attack please ban him


thats a bone


based nigcel


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simply save up as much as you can and put it all on a 3x leveraged SPY etf once it crashes


thought it already crashed


the market canNOT crash for aNOTher 70 years like history suggests stop making me have a panic attack please


why do you care arent you neeet


im NOT i make 60k a year


can i have some


i never gave homeless people any money why would i give you some


neets will be hit the hardest as you will lose your benefactors and be thrust in a world that you are sorely unequipped to handle


guys mike ross is streaming tekken


skipped the last few hours of the argue swear norm


skipping that norms posts too


its normsuz


its NOT me im right here


theres a financial advisor an engineer a grocery store stocker a programmer and a whole bunch of neets for manual labor why NOT simply start himaco instead of being a wagecuck paying most of your salary to your boss


why are you here


phew pasta finished hima gonno feast hard


dont have an ideas guy


wish i had some pasta


there are inverse etfs you know sqqq being one of them


i (nb) will be the ideas guy


im putting together a team


im too stupid to be the ideas guy


nb was the guy that came up with putting butter on popcorn and he made millions


im too stupid to be a guy




ate some wild popcorn once on a camping trip it pinched


im just a dumb stupid foid




im lower than a foid


whats lower than a foid




a 30 year old fat gamer cel himaposter


thats bald






im a 33 year old fat bald gamer cel himaposter


i stopped gaming after 17 my reflexes dropped dramatically after then


wish i still had a young youthful brain


dont ever call me that again teen


have a bad case of teenbrain today


studies show 30 year old gamers have the same reflexes as 17 year old gamers and reaction time does NOT deteriorate with age or at least NOT until old age


NOT 30 year old bald gamers id know


gonno have some more pasta


it compliment


kill yourself teen


lets simply open a restaurant or caffe


why is this old man always angry


you fell for the meme


i want to be the birl character


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>hima café


hima cafe


hima cafe


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most of the best fighting game players are over 30 hehe


most of the best fighting game players are ass flippin chinamen




ya i boost man ass so what


anyone else uses shift tab enter to post


hate keyboard shortcut norms clacking away on their $600 custom boutique massdrop vibradome limited clear switches doing everything faster than everyone else


mindboggling to think incel attacks will be a daily occurrence once 2020 dawns on us



they already are in america where a incel guns people down daily at walmart and mcdonalds and the old taco bell drinking a baja blast and posting on hima


glad i dont go to any of those places


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its more like a biweekly thing soon it will be daily


NOThing more pathetic than a gunnorm incel



norm grips