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ill defiantly post on this one when the old one caps out


lets save this one for a rainy day


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cage that cat


got left behind


got left behind someone make a new thread


youre posting in the new thread


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left behind sigh why didnt anyone tell me


closed 239 tabs


wish i fell for the 16gb of ram meme so i could open that many tabs


dumb flippers


hungry but i can hear invaders


left behind again sigh


what instrument is that




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gods damned flipping left behind every time


senko day




wonder if pnig is still around and made this thread


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beat ganon without taking any damage
this game is so easy but maybe i just have too much experience


what do you expect nintendo games are made for children


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baste norma btfoing the incels


die norm


hate how women are obsessed with sex


norms are obsessed with sex


never understood why link would go back in time at the end if he goes back in time ganondorf is still alive right
also what is there to do anyway hyrule is tiny and theres NOThing to do
guess ill play majoras mask


game time


stream that mask


he goes back in time and ganon is arrested


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love that image


mom got my sub heated up i wanted it NOT heated up




youre supposed to heat it up


i wanted it cold


youre NOT supposed to think about the story its for babies


simply stick it in the fridge for a minute


its all melted what is that going to do


why would a sandwich melt


cause subway put it in the oven


you fool are you trying to eat a sub raw


whats a good adult oriented game




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mom cooked a pathetic meal two days in a row this was yesterdays dinner thats supposed to last me 24 hours i ended up raging hard and told her if shes NOT going to do this right and do her part she can get the flip out with this bullshit and i dont want to see her ever again

today i came home and she made meatloaf and mashed potatoes and potato salad and eggs with liver mush and apologized for her insolence


thats a huge dinner


mom abuser


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senko is taking me to the anime world goodbye hima


all foids are the same to me


he pays all the bills mom is basically the neet son in his house


nice role reversal


i want to go to the anime world with senko too


dont go its a trap


it cant be any worse than this shite


shes going to put you in the cage


thats where i belong


a cage in the anime world would be better than the cage i inhabit here


senko saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan


senko would be better without the guy




how come pnig treats him gran so nicely and gets imprisoned like an animal meanwhile we got a mom abuser roaming the streets freely and NOThing happens this is america


senkoooooo saaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


i dropped it because i was sick of the guy


pnig didnt even give his gran her daily insulin ration


pnig took the money he was supposed to buy her medication with and spent it on snackhauls


need my incelin


hate japan norms teens discord


do you know how expensive insulin is i wouldnt have given her any either


what if she cooked for you


pnigs bitch of a gran didnt cook for him thats why he always went out for food


but what if she did hehe


why dont drug dealers just make insulin instead


the norms would shut them down cause the big pharma norms make lots of money




watching this its probably for norms NOT sure yet


isnt it free with insurance


NOT getting put on a watchlist for watching aljazeera


pnig got tempted and ended up buying one pbelly too many


got left behind


I find the people that have the darkest paths have the brightest souls.
*looks at my boy*


pnig was too cheap to buy insurance


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lets do it right here


seems hard since its NOT a chemical its a hormone


hormones are chemicals


ok poindexter why dont you lead the class


holy shit you owned that flipping gods damned nerd


it would be easier to get people to stop eating sugar and carbs and that would fix the diabetes problem


diabetes people should die


i think i have diabetes


hope i dont



hope the beetus never got him


need a switch badly hima already played every game on the 3ds


hell ya you do time for some splatoon its time to splat



wonder what face senko makes when she takes a huge shit wonder what her tail ass pussy combo area looks like


cant tell if thats satire or NOT anymore



nice hamudi


should i install ff14 or wow


install a book degenerate


what book




lord of the rings fellowship of the ring


nerd shit


lord of the norms


eating some sugary waffles and slathered them in sugary syrup hehe


mom asked if i wanted waffles i said no thanks and had chicken and rice instead


lets play some warcraft lotr custom maps


practicing my caramelldansen


turn on the whitelist someone linked hima




the whitelist is broken sorry have to wake up in five hours no time to edit it to work
hellhammer will serve up some bans



you should sleep more than 5 hours


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i sleep 5 hours then aNOTher 5 hours later on


thats too many


he is creepy


what makes someone creepy never figured that out


watching javs
NOTicing i only click on videos where i can see the girls abdomen and pelvis in the thumbnail reel and i usually skip straight to the scene where the tummy is fully visible
the tummy is great but its whats above and below it that makes it great


he creeps me out


stream a nice jav javseki



got a feeling like i gotta nap but i just got up




turn the lights on and walk around


might just lay down again NOThing to be awake for except hima


NOT sure if the lightswitch in my room even works never tried it


garbage bags over the windows hima the only way to live


die darklurker


die lightey






sigh the shadowbringers boss theme pinches hard


wish they were all this good


love ffxiv and love eorzea


when are they gonno add the real sephiroth to xiv


that is probably their trump card for when they need players


theyre adding 2bs ass first


this is the best theme


might be time to fire up some xiv and hit the lake again been awhile since i fished last


wish i could transfer all my knowledge of azeroth to a different game


wish i could trade in my gamer hours for something useful like making quilts


cant believe i spent all that time upgrading my avatar weapon only for it to be replaced by eureka weapons


it was about the journey on the destination


sigh too stupid for hima always make typos


never NOTiced until you mentioned it


nice when worlds collide


same couldve mastered a craft and made something legendary instead im here being a fat gamin slob


were all slobs on hima


speak for yourself my room is spick and span


hima mansion tour


by the power invested in me by neetblog i now pronounce you pasted


gamer backs acting up again


same except gielinor


there should be an automatic ahole cleaner that inserts a brush and efficiently cleans the insides well
tired of wet wipes failing to get deep enough


simply use a bidet



die reply norm


dont know if squirting water at it could help it wouldnt go deep enough


neck is pulsating


himas dying


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evil monster


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think im ready for summer what do you think turt


oh yeah


die teen


wish i was an ala mhigan nigger


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would loyally lick that post when shes done


sigh got left behind


mouths bored need to put some sugar in it



would rather watch turt stream japan


he wont return hes past his prime


i wont return because theres NOThing else i can do except maybe go check out hokkaido


you never swam with the snow monkeys


track down train girl and make her your gf


just like my friend hamudi says its over
its so over

and those snow monkeys have been commercialized even if they werent assholes like all monkeys


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might order this what do you think pnig


that thing looks like a demon


wonder who gained custody of pnigs onahole collection


looks great for groupjoing


they became evidence


gonno jonap


nb keeps hogging the sexy ladyhole



why does his voice sound funny


hate how chris soothes the peds and then backstabs them at the end


reminds me of a young pastaguy



nb is going to share a cell with pnig


wish you linked that before i watched the helium version


hitting my wrists every few days hopefully theyll grow


could go for some poptarts


practicing my soyface


never ate poptards how are they



worried about that getting too westernized and them losing their polish roots


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thats how we deal with chinks in the mansion once they get too uppity



ban fuck this whore


dont you like her cute voice


flipping foid pig


gonno build the hima metropolis on swg legends whos coming


wait for suncrusher fool its almost here


looks like turing is getting a price cut its time to buy buy buy


mornin hima hows it going


bed time


hey was your rest good


whats the link to that onahole


it was alright



did you know that truck drivers make up to 80k and youre by yourself driving across the country all the time and you just sleep in your truck so you dont have to even pay for rent or anything


ya but its a bad deal because you dont get to stay in your town and meet women


who cares about that shite


sounds like a good deal if i could drive dont think i could handle the anxiety of driving a truck


think neets could make more than that without a wife and kids to go home to every now and then you could just Drive everyday all year long


suncrusher is never coming out


just got charged for shadowbringers its coming hima


arent you nervous maybe you should back out


emu sucks and suncrusher will suck legends is paste


nope cant wait for shadowbringers my real life is about to begin in eorzea and the first


maybe you should wait for igns review of it before you commit to it


stop playing shite flipping newmmos ban the ff14teens


ffxiv is the only mmo on the market for older gamers now it feels like it did 17 years ago playing swg on bloodfin


its for teens and trannies


wow classic is just gonno be discordteens and their internet idols


only pre wow mmos are ok


and im saying it feels like one to me you werent even born when swg was out


lets play some ragnarok hehe


gonno fire up warhammer online



go back to discord teen


never been there whats it like




wonder if i can look more handsome with glasses


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friendship is the key to happiness


never been handsome never will


love telling autogynes to dilate


keep burping up acid


feelin anxious


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might have to settle for the hima hostel instead of mansion


everyone would hear me jo itd be embaressing


doubt anyone would care


i would


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new fig is in


why do you think suncrusher is coming


cute houses



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chinks are freaks



powerful representation of the life of a cel


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typical pokenorm


whats he soying about NOThing happened


tearing up hima


wish that was me


why are soys so excited about ffvii
theyve already done several remakes already how many times does it need to be rehashed they even had a full cg movie over ten years ago


wish they made a ff6 remake instead


you wouldnt understand kid


sigh wonder what happened to this


why does almost every video game have capes but no one actually wears capes in real life


coats and jackets replaced them


wish i had a nice cape


love going for an evening stroll in my cape and bowler while puffing on an ivory pipe


simply get your chinese wife to make one for you


thought about wearing a wool cape once i have my own land gonno toss seeds while wearing one


had a dream that i had a cat and it could talk


nice garfield


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sigh scared of the old reflection trauma myself


nobody told me youre supposed to use conditioner after shampoo


simply dont use shampoo daily


youre supposed to mix them and do it at the same time


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vile whore


weird knee shadow


im a virgin with rage


weird knee shadow 2/10 wouldnt flip


raining and thundering hard hima


a nice rainy blog for a nice rainy day


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eating some chicken and rice




bored sigh where are my himamates



playing some xiv you should join me


arm fell asleep my circulation is poor


always sleep on my arm even if i have a pillow


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should i hop in ffxiv and cook some dried plums


hello ya its time to cook


crying hard


stop crying you goddamn fag


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dont make eye contact with foids or else


would get a bone if that happened


biked and looked around for jobs


gonno try this and report back


NOThing good around here saw a craigslist post where someone needs 100 laptops repaired dont feel qualified to attempt that


apply to the water store i hear theyre hiring now that pnig is gone


did you check indeed.com


ya i feel like jobs posted there are more professional as in most of them require experience


experienced all i can in the job world time to unpack the rope


made sushi all day didnt post gonno make more sushi


make a résumé


found something that might work gonno send them mine and they only require a phone interview


finna have a covfefe


sigh meant to game but ive just spent the last 7 hours screenstaring at hima


still undecided if i want to play classic


only playing if pnig gets acquitted


mindboggling that we rely on japan to keep the european spirit alive through media


whaddya mean


he means hes a dumb vargflapper


you cant talk to him like that


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neetblog are you seeing this


wish i wasnt such a depraved horndog


awoke from my nap



looking at a surveillance investigator job following people around hb thatd be epic


shes cute but a little too big


you mena private investigator


says field investigator but ya basically


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die jobnorms


nazi propaganda dont click


hate racists


feel like any cool jobs like working for the cia or fbi require you to be at least 6 feet tall


tom cruise is like 5'6 and hes done it all


tom cruise is a sodomite


how come tall women arent as stigmatized as short men


12 year old flash drive stopped working


tom cruise is the very very rare exception



if tall girls are posted here i call them ugly but someone comes to their defense and calls them sexy


its my duty to defend women


cant imagine anyone taking me a 5'6 manboy seriously id just be stuck as the eternal office assistant


wish a tall girl would sweep me off my feet


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over there a 6'2 chad


mom is 5'10


looks like mgtow is growing in egypt




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how did he die if he has a bee suit


woke up time to game


maybe you should surf the net for an hour or two before you game


no need


those arent bees


uh what are they


some big freaky chink hornets


dont forget to read and highlight


hate norms


my kitty is way too dang cute hima


read some good posts but already forgot them


thought you meant pussy at first hehe that was close


this world is feeling less and less real starting to realize that all of the events here are inconsequential


lets play some dota underlords hima


lets NOT


lets fire up some autochess


NOThing worse than a dota norm


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wish to flip


hehe bet shed be mad if i pushed her over


i bet shed be mad that you touched her


wish i was that flexible


only girls should aim to be flexible youre good as you are


wouldnt mind a nice sexy ladyass on my face rn






logged in uldah and its full of norms roleplaying


mom wants me to go to the anti china rally


downloaded icecat


miss when we would all drink ispropyl together




xwhatr is it


whats wrong


it was just a mene isopropyl is deadly


is it secure


i dont know


fire up some opera gx


opera is chink malware


cant wait to fire up stadia on opera gx



cant bring myself to play ff or wow sorry


NOThin wrong with scaping


ear and jaw both hurt this is the end


dont want to die but dont want to live


you just need to find something that you enjoy doing


i enjoy being a fat useless blob o shite but its simply NOT sustainable


i enjoy a few things but the enjoyment i gain from them isnt enough to offset the suffering


double the dose then more food and games


one must imagine sisyphus happy


its a heart attack


uh then my heart would hurt




phew hima aNOTher long day
last night i heard what i thought was the wood planks under the tank settling or breaking but that wasnt the case it was actually the plastic middle support brace on the tank snapping
the brace keeps the middle of the tank from bending outwards under the pressure of the water when i got home i measured it and it was about half an inch spread apart compared to the outside edge so a quarter inch on each pane
i flipped out and headed to home depot and got a 24 inch carpentry slide clamp and then i applied a generous coating of epoxy to the brace at the crack and tightened the clamp until the depth of the glass was the same across the whole tank or 12.5 inches
the tank is only a 37 gallon so there isnt that much pressure against the walls if the brace was plastic to begin with i see no reason why jb weld wont hold it in place ill let it set for 24 hours and if it breaks again ill have to explore my options


sigh wish i had something to do like that


gonno become a hive remover


theres a free shite section on craigslist go lurk it for something to do


how do you manage to do all that stuff all the time while having a job i just wake up with my alarm skip breakfast go to work then work all day like crazy and when i get home i have some coffee and stare at hima for a couple of hours then watch some vids on youtube and go to bed


only kittys use protective gear watch this mate


emerge seamonkey


new manager is getting mouthy may quit and neet it up big for a few months then rope out to the anime world


what do you get out of roping


just looked at my craigslist and saw single moms giving away old dogs sigh


gonno match with single moms on tinder and try to flip some kids hehe


its an escape rope when the world gets too shite
were almost 30 its only going to get even worse from here


no no no no


donate those dogs to the pound so they get put down


cage those dogs


hate dogs


put the dogs down yourself dont leave them suffering in the pound


i enjoy small challenges and small rewards doing stuff like driving in traffic for two hours to grab a free fish tank is better than sitting around doing NOThing refreshing the same pages and blogging to nobody


donate those dogs to your local chink restaurant


thats just a myth


NOT a fan of dogs either just get a cat and when youre done with it set it free
as long as its spayed or neutered the worst it can do it kill some birds before it dies



dogs evolved alongside humans theyre a miracle of nature and should be respected


gonno go pick me up some firewood scrapmetal crts and rocks off craigslist hope i dont get fsnapped


as long as you dont look snapable youre safe


bet she flips the dog why else would it act like that


dogs are nice


dont know what i would do with kitty if i had to rope sigh




you dont have to



rope the cat then rope yourself


that might be the humane thing to do


the first year you can rope is 2090 so just dont get any pets after 2065 and you should be fine


cant wait to leave this shite world behind and spawn in the anime world and join a guild to go adventuring in and then a new guy shows up a few weeks later and he says things like based and flip and i realize its a himabro and he made it to the same timeline


if you rope you go to hell please dont subvert gods plan for you


wont he judge me on how virtuous i was


god obviously planned for me to suffer didnt panderson say ropers dont go to hell anyway


would NOT be surprised if i died a few years or months before anime becomes real and you can upload your consciousness to vr and live forever


hes a prot heretic


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manpic dont open


love blogging to no one


weird nipples


you cant even see the penis


yeah and then a hacker or some rich asshole takes the data containing your mind and puts you into a torture program that you canNOT escape from


itd be better than the torture program im in now


no it wouldnt because at least in this program you still can find salvation in the rope
in that other situation you would be entirely at the mercy of some outside entity and then you have to wonder what happens when he copies the data in order to compound your suffering with unimaginable horrors


himas going to fast for me right now


i used to say the same stuff back in the anime world then i isekaid to the 3d world and its been ok so far


whatd you look like back then


i like blogging at this point i basically have to to stay sane
things im thinking about pile up and telling mom or coworkers isnt the same no one understands me apparently NOT even on hima


like kazuma


you say that mom and hima dont understand you but you dont understand them


think hima understands me more than i understand myself


id blog to you on hima and respond no one ever responds to any of my posts so i guess they dont understand me either and i dont want to burden mom with anymore




at the end of the day i know i must blog before the norms do any more damage to my mind than they have already



i read everyone elses blogs even the long ones most people would skip but i dont reply because theres NOThing really to say but that doesnt mean i dont care
i can only hope that everyone else feels the same way


i skip longblogs


share all my woes with mom shes very understanding


ill keep fishblogging because i know at the very least its more relevant than carblogs hope even if no one cares they can at least tell how much i care about fish


same i havent mutated even one post in about three years


fishblogs are better than normcarblogs for sure


fish some eels in mol ul rek hehe


hate carnormblogs


me vroom me zoom


gonno start bikeblogging


need a new scapegoat on hima to rage about


always something to rage about how about the norms


pirated a bunch of 3ds games hehe time to install


did you pirate smt4


nice play some fire emblem


started to wonder if hima was bugged on my pc for a while because i didnt get even one reply in weeks then someone did and i got so relieved hehe it wasnt a bug my posts were just worthless


i know that feeling too


i already own that game physically and i hate it its too hard smt is for true freaks
i downloaded soul hackers though
ill take a pic of my home screen hehe i have so many games on top of all the ones i paid for


love smt4 its a great game with a great soundtrack


never played soul hackers though have you tried strange journey



no and i probably wont download it because i hate smt


why do you hate it




he must hate simulatanius multithreading because of vulnerabilities hehe


its too hard and NOT interestint


oh its defiantly really hard but rewarding when you finally get past something


my blogs get the most replies


sigh manjaro isnt recognizing my sad card
fell for the linux meme


gonno eat out every night when my real life begins and mom isnt there to spoil the fun


just disable it and sell as a feature hehe



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im in the ryza faction


pso2 is coming to the nintendo switch


uh its on everything just use your computer


would rather read carblogs than fishblogs


cant believe people are getting excited about a lazy port of a 9 year old game


NOThing wrong with spreading cheer


when the hima vampire campaign happening freak could dm


oh flip the icons on google changed its so weird now




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yuffie no


should i buy tekken 7




wait for tekken 8


play some melty


tekken 8 is only going to be released around 2023


are you saying he should wait for tekken 9 instead




gonno watch some vids and snooze late rhima


night night


https://www.twitch.tv/ssqrush need beta so i can be her friend sigh


i would protect her in pvp and give her all my items


skip THIS
A novel is a long, fictional narrative which describes intimate human experiences. The novel in the modern era usually makes use of a literary prose style. The development of the prose novel at this time was encouraged by innovations in printing, and the introduction of cheap paper in the 15th century.

The present English (and Spanish) word for a long work of prose fiction derives from the Italian novella for "new", "news", or "short story of something new", itself from the Latin novella, a singular noun use of the neuter plural of novellus, diminutive of novus, meaning "new". Most European languages use the word "romance" (as in French, Dutch, Russian, Slovene, Serbo-Croatian, Romanian, Danish, Swedish and Norwegian "roman"; Finnish "romaani"; German "Roman"; Portuguese "romance" and Italian "romanzo") for extended narratives.

A fictional narrative

Fictionality is most commonly cited as distinguishing novels from historiography. However this can be a problematic criterion. Throughout the early modern period authors of historical narratives would often include inventions rooted in traditional beliefs in order to embellish a passage of text or add credibility to an opinion. Historians would also invent and compose speeches for didactic purposes. Novels can, on the other hand, depict the social, political and personal realities of a place and period with clarity and detail NOT found in works of history.

Literary prose

While prose rather than verse became the standard of the modern novel, the ancestors of the modern European novel include verse epics in the Romance language of southern France, especially those by Chrétien de Troyes (late 12th century), and in Middle English (Geoffrey Chaucer's (c. 1343 – 1400) The Canterbury Tales). Even in the 19th century, fictional narratives in verse, such as Lord Byron's Don Juan (1824), Alexander Pushkin's Yevgeniy Onegin (1833), and Elizabeth Barrett Browning's Aurora Leigh (1856), competed with prose novels. Vikram Seth's The Golden Gate (1986), composed of 590 Onegin stanzas, is a more recent example of the verse novel.

Content: intimate experience

Both in 12th-century Japan and 15th-century Europe, prose fiction created intimate reading situations. On the other hand, verse epics, including the Odyssey and Aeneid, had been recited to a select audiences, though this was a more intimate experience than the performance of plays in theaters. A new world of individualistic fashion, personal views, intimate feelings, secret anxieties, "conduct", and "gallantry" spread with novels and the associated prose-romance.


The novel is today the longest genre of narrative prose fiction, followed by the novella. However, in the 17th century, critics saw the romance as of epic length and the novel as its short rival. A precise definition of the differences in length between these types of fiction, is, however, NOT possible.The requirement of length has been traditionally connected with the NOTion that a novel should encompass the "totality of life

Although early forms of the novel are to be found in a number of places, including classical Rome, 10th– and 11th-century Japan, and Elizabethan England, the European novel is often said to have begun with Don Quixote in 1605.
Early works of extended fictional prose, or novels, include works in Latin like the Satyricon by Petronius (c. 50 AD), and The Golden Ass by Apuleius (c. 150 AD), works in Ancient Greek such as Daphnis and Chloe by Longus (c. late second century AD), A True Story by Lucian of Samosata (2nd century), or Aethiopica (3rd century), works in Sanskrit such as the 4th or 5th century Vasavadatta by Subandhu, 6th– or 7th-century Daśakumāracarita and Avantisundarīkathā by Daṇḍin, and in the 7th-century Kadambari by Banabhatta, Murasaki Shikibu's 11th-century Japanese work The Tale of Genji, the 12th-century Hayy ibn Yaqdhan (or Philosophus Autodidactus, the 17th-century Latin title) by Ibn Tufail, who wrote in Arabic, the 13th-century Theologus Autodidactus by Ibn al-Nafis, aNOTher Arabic novelist, and Blanquerna, written in Catalan by Ramon Llull (1283), and the 14th-century Chinese Romance of the Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong.

Murasaki Shikibu's Tale of Genji (1010) has been described as the world's first novel and shows essentially all the qualities for which Marie de La Fayette's novel La Princesse de Clèves (1678) has been praised: individuality of perception, an interest in character development, and psychological observation. Urbanization and the spread of printed books in Song Dynasty (960–1279) China led to the evolution of oral storytelling into fictional novels by the Ming dynasty (1368–1644). Parallel European developments did NOT occur until after the invention of the printing press by Johannes Gutenberg in 1439, and the rise of the publishing industry over a century later allowed for similar opportunities.
By contrast, Ibn Tufail's Hayy ibn Yaqdhan and Ibn al-Nafis' Theologus Autodidactus are works of didactic philosophy and theology. In this sense, Hayy ibn Yaqdhan would be considered an early example of a philosophical novel, while Theologus Autodidactus would be considered an early theological novel. Hayy ibn Yaqdhan, with its story of a human outcast surviving on an island, is also likely to have influenced Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe (1719), because the work was available in an English edition in 1711.
Epic poetry exhibits some similarities with the novel, and the Western tradition of the novel reaches back into the field of verse epics, though again NOT in an unbroken tradition. The epics of Asia, such as the Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh (1300–1000 BC), and Indian epics such as the Ramayana (400 BCE and 200 CE), and Mahabharata (4th century BC) were as unknown in early modern Europe as was the Anglo-Saxon epic of Beowulf (c. 750–1000 AD), which was rediscovered in the late 18th century and early 19th century. Other non-European works, such as the Torah, the Koran, and the Bible, are full of stories, and thus have also had a significant influence on the development of prose narratives, and therefore the novel. Then at the beginning of the 18th century, French prose translations brought Homer's works to a wider public, who accepted them as forerunners of the novel.


thats a mutation


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volleyball girls are NOT attractive


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nah thats a phew boy


dumb flipping bitch


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ping pong


horrible man pic dont open


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whoever owns that car watched all of seinfeld


i read every post too and enjoy the blogs the most i like the fishblogs and the car blogs


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skip everything longer than 5 words


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foidpic dont open


shes NOT black


love niggers


hate niggers they all need to die


racism is NOT welcome on hima


thats a man


its natural


i stand with him against the racist teens


like the dark skin color on girls but NOT when it comes with nigly features like big lips


started to get ticked off when i see women in pants now especially jeans


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used that as my password for a while hehe


mom had a compaq


same but ive been raging at it for a while now




love when girls are drawn in jeans


door bell is ringing gotta retreat further into the neetcave


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picked my nose


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ooogin hard


contain yourselves


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please stop


or else what are you gonno sperm


choking on some water


gonno chug some water


just realized how people look at me


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would tell her that her shirt is open


dreamed about pnig




no but i might vomit


shed call the cops on you


then id have 5 minutes to do whatever i want before they arrive hehe


look where that got dickspammer


phew that taco bell just hit the spot


sigh havent had a good crunchwrap in years


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why hasnt anyone made a sexdoll unboxing video


found an aol cd


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found this in my cereal box


loved playing rollercoaster tycoon


same loved killing the norms in rollercoaster tycoon and making them puke everywhere


uhhh im such a freak right guys haha


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why isnt she wearing pants


time to snooze


strong urge to play in a ballpit


remember reading that there were used heroin needles and vomit and shit and piss found in ball pits hehe


why would there be used heroin needles in a ballpit thats stupid


sigh just remembered zezima


hes a norm


he was pasted unlike the rank 1 norms now that have twitch streams and youtube channels and discords he was a ghost that had NOThing but still managed to have an overwhelming presence


want to worship that


why she probably stinks like fish


shes a queen


shes a thot


anyone want to join my polycule


no money until thursday guess ill starve hard


mom made peanut butter cookies


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got bubble tea with sashagf and her friends hehe


they call it tapioca milk tea


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holy flip they did it they actually killed pokemon entirely


cant bring my pokemon friends that ive been raising for over 20 years with me


slowpoke but ya its sad and theyre getting rid of megas for dynaupscaling


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gonno get a dq11 limited edition on the switch


woke up


oooooooooooooooooooog legs


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heres my thoughts on pocket monster


whats your thoughts


theres 1000 words of them right there


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die you buttfucking chinks


hope i dont go crazy again i was thinking this morning how i had a feeling i might go crazy again


NOThing wrong with that


how crazy




ban the dub poster


had a dream i was in the army and we had a group hug but everyone pushed me away


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smoothie came out too watery


sigh heavensward is free now


damn good game heavensward


made a sexy lady thief in normrim but got bored


install some boob mods


game sucks play something else


hi hima been workin hard all day hows it going


paste weekendneet


gonno get 5 hours of sleep today sigh




sigh delete that second one seki did NOT mean to do that


love double posting


love double posting


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whats the problem


pokemon is dead


i dont get it


its flipping over


my life is over


nonono its about to begin


should i install hots


its for norms


shes beautiful im in love


how is pokemon dead i dont understand


theyre bh they cant pirate it


hate pirates just buy the game


but pirating is easier and free


its illegal and the devs deserve money for their hard work


hate devs


beard itches


hate beards


what dont you hate


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hate manlets


sigh been getting the morrowind itch


it pinches


should i get myself a nice coke zero


thou fool


gonno let someone else post the adoredtv


dont understand diet soda why would you drink soda on a diet


dont mind if i do hehe


had a bloodshite again


i just think it tastes better


but why does it exist


because tards will buy it big business is NOT actually out for your well being they just know people will buy it
the same with low fat and no sugar and other things like that its NOT necessarily any healthier they just know that kind of marketing will get some people to buy it


its way healthier than ingesting four tablespoons of sugar every time you take a sip


remember reading that diet soda is actually less healthy than regular soda


that article was paid for by the same people that created the food pyramid and tricked the world into thinking that fat is evil and sugar isnt


NOThin wrong with sugar hate antisugars


sugar is more evil than grains


bh nosugar


installing hots gonno play orphea


hots is dead sorry


got orphea to level 5 myself before i uninstalled shes fun


what do you mean dead


is hima broken test


blizz killed it and fired all the devs


maybe they shouldve done a better job


love coke zero its superior to diet coke and coke
coke is nasty shit tastes like garbage


watch your tongue




at a park rn bros


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spermed too hard twice and now i taste blood in my mouth


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oooooog me see naked drawing me jo


might go eat out by myself today



moms ordering pizza



NOT reading that vile norm shit


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the author


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who knew doomguy was based on my man


hate carmack after he sold out to normbook


it was an alpha move


nessa is cute when she loses hehe


stop posting that dumb flipping roastbitch



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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy its friday night hima gonno neet it up hard



get out the blogweisers


im havin a latte rn




stupid norm


why do they put so little effort into pokenorm games its NOT like theyre low on money


when i was going through the hima mysql database i NOTiced the antispam filter is taking up a huge amount of bandwidth
seeing as that utility does absolutely NOThing to stop actual spammers who are just bypassing the md5 checksum verification i might disable it and its possible the site will be faster and dole out less random error messages what do you guys think


little babies and zoomies dont care about graphics or scenery they just want cute pocket monsters and the adults just want sexy little babies to jo to


don't give them an inch


fire it up hehe


wish theyd stop introducing stupid battle mechanics and focus on immersion




mindcrushing that nintenbabies will pay $60 for a half assed game like that


hope every single person on hima is pilled on the chinks


ya i love chinks


same gonno learn mandarin


flip you


hate when i get deluded and start thinking im attractive and get a sinking feeling like im wasting my youthful looks good thing ill probably snap out of it before tomorrow morning


no you need to be confident


first person vr pokemon battling game hehe


any chinks here


i dont want to be confident i want to be pilled


pills only lead to unhappiness just look at turt hes a miserable fool


cant wait to spam hima hehehe


i the spamblob will burn hima to the ground


id rather be miserable and aware of the universe than a happy oblivious fool


its my sis bday we are all squeezed in the couch with mom listening to music and laughing at funny memes


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stop replying to old posts


nice ishtar feet


woke up to a memory leak


you refreshed yourself and now its time to refresh the tab


still have .org tabs open


found a good channel yesterday and today its fucking deleted my bookmarks are dead im going to scream





woke up hiya


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gonno order a pizza


should i play vamp the masquerade


yeah be a vamp


think i might be a vampire


its unavailable


thats the point its gone forever now


was it † WITCH△HOUSE † MIX #20


yes the whole channel is gone now theres no hope





was it this


feasted hard


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i walk
with the wolf
that is no more




wish to choke the life out of her


would love to kiss her hand on my knees


getting gamer neck


thread kuroko


her legs


miss when i was saten


whats stopping you


slurp slurp


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they got him



hate it when they submit instead of doubling down


got in bed gonno morph soon




he got scared that the youtube jews would shut him down like every other channel that had an opinion


love seeing racists get btfo


dont know if i should play kenshi vamp ff or sf5


im just running in the 90s


turn the lights off get some tomato juice and play some vamp


drank a brewski and ate a stromboli its funny when you buy a food item and they put multiple forks or sauce containers with it dumb twiggers


we twigs are a smart breed


ate aNOTher bowl o pasta


thats just way too much pasta


NOT gonno play vamp since you cant play as nosferatu


owned a spider using human ingenuity


gonno fire up csgo


you can in vamp 1


i own this card




are vampires real


time for sexy sex
cloth off


im a vampire


how do i convince mom to delete facebook


only zuck can do that


mom doesnt have facebook


drank too many blogweisers and passed out


wonder how much google knows about me


google knows more about me than i know myself


youre safe as long as you dont use websites with adsense


got a jlist ad on hima


surprised pnig never made a jlist banner as a joke


flip peter payne


could go for a nice cold blogweiser



pnig hated jokes


back before normis sold out


no wonder he hated me sigh


probably hated you cause youre a discordteen



im probably the only one on hima whos NOT a discordteen


okay youre my friend i had to check cause i never used the discord


love hibiya park its beautiful lots of plants and trees


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post in hell hackerteen


how does the ff14 free login campaign work it says it lasts 7 days but it ends in 3 days will i still get the 7 days if i play now


pnig hated me because i was one of the few people NOT afraid to stand up to him


flip i need to take advantage of that too i waited too long


NOT sure how it works just fire it up and see it what happens the oceans are nice and the rivers are pristine its time to throw your rod in and see what bites hell ya its time to fish


sigh when my sub ran out last i was on a dungeon quest dont know if id be confident enough to pick it back up hope im NOT stuck forever


do you want to be my ffxiv bf or gf


im too shy to expose my character




post your kitties


i play a hyur highlander thank you very much


same thought i was the only one hehe


do you like staring at manass all day


its a girl dumb dumb


im a male cat


stop playing cats and make a hrothgar


those are cats


they are lions


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holy flip


my only character is a male highlander


die roleplayers


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never rped in my life love strong highlander gfs


wonder what it feels like to be constantly mogged by serpentchad


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crying listening to wotlk music


hate bonenorms


look at that girls thighs


love ryza so much im crying


die norm


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isnt she cold


hope freak is as excited for wtc5 as i am


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die bitch


do women who like children like manchildren


someone post some wotlk music


women hate himasugi and himasugi users


love women but they refuse to love me


abe is pasted


hate japan hate abe and hate babies


please trust in the ocs so we can accelerate the merge and maybe have a chance of fixing this shiteverse


is that chris chan



no thats christine




gotta respect chris even being a dude with a wig is better than being a regular gay guy


need to ooog all over a birl


sigh just remembered the pic of his axe wound gonno hurl


just like sparkgays zombie asshole


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can respect turt now that he got rid of the miata what a goofy looking car what were the japs thinking


sigh christine has lost it


he never had it in the first place he needs some medication


NOT much longer hima NOT much longer


something bad is coming


i can feel it coming too


fathers day is sunday


sigh really need a cute ffxiv bf


thats gay isnt it


it is


i dont feel anything is my clairvoyance level low


dont respect turt he stopped lifting so he could have the body pnig has just to attract some jap girl


you need to get your dick to touch the toilet algae


gotta respect that


why dont girls like me


how do you know they dont


theyre waiting for your real life to begin then theyll be nicer to you


because im a virg


sexy ladies love virg neets


when does it begin


31st birthday


hungy sigh


make some onion rings


out of onion all i got is moms rings


AMD Ryzen 9 3950X breaks three benchmarking world records


hopefully the 9900ks beats it its making me nervous


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mornin hima


gonno go to the store soon and stock up for the next couple weeks any suggestions on nice meals to buy ingredients for hima



buy some frozen brussels sprouts


chicken nuggets with bbq sauce
chili cheese fries and nachos


hey are you refreshed


get some gorgonzola figs and wine hehe


stock up on lots of veggies


defiantly gonno get wine and probably nacho supplies some gorgonzola will be nice too


no dont get that crap youre poisoning yourself


chicago dogs tuna melts pbelly bacon sandwiches nachos


that sounds like a good list


what about my chicken nuggets and fries


what race should i make my death knight


ill make fries but no nuggets






the armor only looks good on human male


what about goblin


worgen female



gonno snooze hima


wish i was japanese goburin


how come ffxiv doesnt have a japanese goblin race


what about the au ra



picked me nose


big sigh


wonder how japs know all these big complicated english words ive never heard of and ive been speaking english my entire life


they simply open up their tyrannosaurus


waiting hard for shadowbringers


its gonno pinch


shadowbringers dark knight looks fun cant wait to summon a clone so i can stop being a virg


cant wait hima my whole life is gonno turn around with shadowbringers


hope youve got a guild and raid spot ready for the new raids and plenty of friends to talk to and rp with thats what makes mmos special


i dont have any of those


maybe you should play single player games instead i dont think mmos are right for you


dark knights dont need anyone


sigh even hima is insulting me now


its the rude guy just ignore him



wish xi would roll in the tanks already


got everything except the pork belly aldi was out of stock so i got an extra couple of pounds of bacon now its wine time



thats a mutation


going to bed without brushing my teeth its been ages since ive done that feel weird


never NOT done that


theyre showoffs they wont know what a groove is but theyll know what didactic means


feel bad for the girl that drew his avatar sigh what a freak


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makin those chicago dogs hima


cant tell if im hideous or very attractive


better to err on the side of caution



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you are beautiful


woke up


you nwah


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morning gym full of copers i go from below average in everything to one of the tallest and the only one NOT norwooding

its over for everyone


hooooooo boy im about to game hard here


game lightly the turtle wins the race


gamings the one thing in life i can do well


what games


bit of this bit of that right now im playing xenoblade chronicles 2 torna wondering if i should buy that crypt of the necrozelda game


or do i want to try playing breath of the wild i couldnt get into it last time too stupid for it


mornin hima hows it going phew snoozed hard and had a shower and now im havin some coffee in the ribiguroomu


whats the plan for today


it feels awful hehe gotta brush my teeth before bed and after waking up or else its impossible to relax and take it easy


for right now im going to watch this and have some coffee dont know about later but im in a gaming mood today
sis is having her birthday party later tonight might hop in say hi to her angelic friends and have some cake


hell ya cake and gaming just try and avoid the foids


might head on down to walmart


drank too much coffee gonno have a stroke


love a good coffee overdose



dont buy the zelda dancer play botw


die nintendrones


hate the switch poster



we dont want you here


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wish japs would abandon twitter for mastodon westerners shouldnt have access to their inbox


thats like expecting norms to abandon windows for arch linux


mom released the roomba


the arrogance


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wonder if pnig will even be allowed to visit hima if he gets acquitted


hes done for


norms love acquitting peds


wonder why you cant see how much money people are making on patreon if youre gonno beg for money at least be transparent about it


what are you talking about



they added a hide earnings option now i cant see how much money neetblog is making


die norm


back off


go back


back where


nip btfo


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does that count as a manpic


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NOT big enough boycotting that game


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gross manheight the small one is so much more beautiful


where are the right ones boobs


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shouldve used a hammer


puppy is attacking


cage that beast


am i banned still


chair broke sigh almost hit my head and died





1Kg Of Cheese Alone! 40 cm Pizza Of My Dream! & Shrimp + Meat Pizza [Domino's Pizza]


do you think she may be lying about the calories since shes twig


she pukes it all out afterwards


i wanna be cute like the girl eating 'za


hope ee didnt get left behind on the switch to .blog


you wouldnt get anything out of being cute its worthless




youd just bring pleasure to others by being nice to look at its a bad deal


bought a level boost


hehe youve gotta stop with the fake blogs they can be funny but its bad for hima


how do you know if theyre fake


he wouldnt buy a level boost in a million years


without fake blogs hima would be dead


boost you


i just wanna be cute for the sake of being cute


dont understand dont you realize you dont get anything out of it but everyone else does


fired up the grayscale filter on windows hehe


youll lose your senses


im already colorblind anyways i see no difference when the red green color filter is on


just get those colorblind glasses that fix it


those dont work


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what do you mena they dont work


NOT having the cones inside your eye for some colors cant be fixed by something external its like saying that some kind of glasses could fix blindness or a jacket fixing someone missing an arm


but it changes the colors into the ones that do work


thats NOT relevant i already see brown and green as the same color thats how it is why would you need glasses for that


how many fingers am i holding up


it makes them NOT the same color


i think the person who gets the most out of me being cute is me, and NOT other people (though they do get some amount)


how are you posting on hima if youre colorblind


whats the point of it being aNOTher wrong color it makes no difference


can only see in blue


I'm NOT gay or anything but i might play with my prostate


every day is the same


I'm watching Ralph breaks the internet now




No it's on Netflix


need to flip a sexy lady immediately


billpayer norm


I need to pay bills to feel complete


lend me some cash?


Give me your address


lmao richnorms will flaunt their stacks paying netflix bills then cry waaah im being oppressed




I'm always being oppressed because of my race and sexuality


is ur sexuality "huge creep"?


No I'm gay


gay is a protected and elevated class, its easy to prove becaus you're rich


wish a sexy lady would give me a nice tight hug


Thanks i am gay and fuck a lot bareback of course


time to fire up some bans


already done


Im gonno fire up your ass if you arent careful youll have to call me flamer


flame on


blogged and no one replied


got a bone


havin some cookies


we all need to move to some small country create a nice website for artwork and only allow ips from that country to access the site


how do i stop having sweaty armpits


try NOT using harmful deodorant for a while




my deodarant is just a sodium bicarbonate paste with sandalwood oil


washed my hair now its all poofy hate this


cut it off


woke up now im gonno game hows it hangin hima


watching bizarre foods


screen went black and saw my reflection im raging hard


anyone else ever read an old post and be unsure whether you made it or NOT


yeah all the time


hate that so much hate my stupid ugly face and my double chin when im laying down in bee




wish i had a double chin


its NOT that great


lets all get jobs bros


take a hike


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wish i had a bud to hold the camera so i can watch the rpms and make sure what the gauge says matches what the datalog says at 400hp things happen to quickly for just one person


get a tripod


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looks like boyfeet


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might become a footnorm


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you are gonno love these


thats NOT a monkey its a rodent


reported her


im a rodent


-no more every pokemon in one game
-every game will only have region pokedex of ~400 pokemon when there are already over 800 and the new region takes 100 of those so you get 3/8th the pokemon and decreasing
-can't transfer your pokemon to game if they're NOT in regional pokedex
-megas removed
-z moves removed
-alolan forms probably removed
-probably no more remakes that aren't letsago games
-games in the same generation won't have as much interactivity because they won't have compatible regional pokedexes which raises the question of whether the concept of generations will even continue to exist
-wild area looks like n64 hyrule field
-gamefreak future dubious because nintendo doesn't need game freak to make money when they make far more with pokemon normphone games for your sister


cant believe pokemon is finally dead


all those bright lights arent good for an aye aye


cracked open a fresh can of baja blast


nice now pour it in the sink and stop drinking that piss


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why does she have pink nipples


sigh milk loves nessa too i can see why shes a goddess


shes caucasian just really tan


ask milk to cosplay her


a goddess cosplaying as a goddess doesnt get better than that


tried several times this year to drink soda again always end up taking 2 sips and pouring it down the drain


stop trying theres no point in consuming that garbage


struck gold in kenshi hima crossed the desert to aNOTher camp and when i got there was nobody there but it had stores and stuff wonder if my game bugged out or if thats how its supposed to be


NOThing better than a cold dr p


dr piss


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couldnt get by without my morning soda


might as well just drink some drain cleaner or antifreeze


how about a nice baja blast instead


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cant they make it the male protagonist just for one comic so it makes sense


its too sweet


was there even a male protagonist i have never seen one



playing reindeer clicker


hate clicker


get in here turt




the thumbnail is NOT what it looks like


miss customgrow posts


playin cookie clicker im about to get serendipity


dont understand this comic


the other girl is oggling her



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cant even click without getting mogged


cant believe instigator is dead


the norms are all over hima now cant post without them insulting us


its the rude guy


die neets




anyone have the pnig at least im NOT rude pic


well done making it this far
but I'm NOT so easy
wait a sec are you listening
are you all right?
you're shaking... do you want to go to the rest room?

then she oogs hard and snaps her which doesnt make sense since shes a girl


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wonder how hell ever recover from that one


cant wait for the hima lab


gonno watch this


nice japnorm


pnig was the only n1 jap speaker we had


and look where that got him


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cant believe i dedicated my life to gaming and anime girls now im in my thirties balding and fat gaming just as hard and crying to precure


time to become an alcoholic too so you dont have to think about it


got fat recently


hell ya crack open a blogweiser for 6 and watch the day fly by


get owned balder


ban him turt




love gaming though hima



no pg suffers everyday from his addiction you shouldnt want the same fate


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mindscooping that despite all the trascendingly epic anison ive listened to again and again i still havent reached enlightenment


tech bogan hehe


simply fire up the mosaic wav akibapop recollection


its NOT suffering its fun


simply mindsquashing that other people have relationships and sex literally all the time


glad pnig will never be able to listen to normsaic wav ever again


wish i could snooze and read hima at the same time


simply lucid dream


it woudlnt be the real hima


i have a lot of sex


die seki


ive read hima in my dreams before but the posts werent as good


whats the point of snoozing


anyone up for a permasnooze


same but there wasnt anything written on the posts it was just the act of reading


had a dream where i realized from the inconsistency of dates and events that i must be dreaming but realizing that didnt let me control anything all along even the fact that i realized it was a dream was just part of the dream script that i couldnt control


ooging hard to pokegirls


if you cant lucid dream you are probably a npc




cant believe 10% of japanese are allergic to rice


cant jo to nintendo girls nintendo is my sworn enemy


segaboy forever


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a pokeflipper is someone who would rather flip pokemon than pokegirls


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would only flip spoink


id flip anything im a disgusting animal


billions of fertile females on the planet and NOT one finds you worthy of flipping her holes


there has to be one


wish i had a helpful fox to do laundry for me hate having to go outside to the separate laundry


how many fertile females are there actually keep in mind that by 35 theyre basically barren


there are billions of chinks that would find over the seed of a white man


honestly didnt see the whole incel thing coming when i was a kid nor the neet thing i just assumed things would happen to me like they do everyone else but society kicked me out


always assumed i would be a loser i remember crying when i was 10 thinking i would be an old man on the street who nobody likes seems likely



i remember playing with the other kids in the streets and seeing houses that grown men lived in alone and you would never see anyone in their driveway and would only catch a glimpse of them as they come and go i felt pity and a little fear perhaps i somehow knew i was going to be one of those doomed men


used to tell kids who bullied me in elementary school that theyll be sorry when i make 200k a year


quite literally me


cringing remembering using konbini in conversation in japan when i knew full well that it only means convenience store there meant to say benri


i never thought about the future when i was a kid


stuck in the past


left something precious in 2006


did you say it in a gaijin accent


elon is gonno make fox girls real soon


cant tell what accent i have personally from the perspective of japanese people


the accent of a white otaku


left my wow subscription there hehe based (actually in 2008)


dont worry we will be returning to azeroth soon


gonno play some more kenshi just bought a house hehe


the truth is i only miss those days because i was still human back then now i feel NOThing NOT the wind on my face or the spray of the sea


why would you want to feel the spray of the sea


hate when freak tries to sound cool


because i was born to sail


quote where i tried to sound cool


should i play kenshi whats it about


mindpolluting that the summer camp i always went to was actually a summer camp for disadvantaged children and all the camp counselors there werent merely normal camp counselors but ones looking down on the children and trying to make them feel better about their terrible lives that will never amount to anything


can you go to summer camp as an adult


never went to summer camp whats it like


yeah as a counselor


always wished i could go to summer camp because all the tv shows and movies that talked about it but i was from a poor family


sounds like a good position for peds


wonder where pnigs gonno work when he gets out since the water store wont accept him back


hes going to have 10 years of chain gang experience under his built he can get any job that involves chains and walking


he was set to inherit the water store


cant believe he had the perfect life a nice water store job 100k in his bank account a blonde teengf and an endless supply of snacks to eat while tarding out to denpa now he lost it all


thats what happens when you bully the wrong people


mom is ynajing


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pnigs only flaw was that he was too nice


mindblowing that pnig would get so self righteous about posts he doesnt like on hima when he wasquite literally snapped and murdered from police estimates anywhere between 10 and 50 schoolgirls between the years 2010 and 2018


yeah... real nice


mindblowing that serial killers exist when you think about it logically


just thought about it logically its real mindblowing


what do you mean



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made a okc theres a lot of 18-21 year olds and NOT that many minorities and a lot of single moms and NOT too many fats think there was only 1 tranny but there was also a 6'1 girl and most of the girls are below 5'4
scared i would recognize someone but i didnt
interesting experience wonder what tinder is like


havent talked to mom in over a week


never made any kind of dating profile because i dont want to project the idea that i want to mate with a female because that would be the same as believing that im going to win the lottery or something dont want people to look down on me for having unrealistic expectations as if i dont know that no female wants anything to do with my genes would rather just accept that im NOT going to and find other ways of enjoying myself


just say you want to find a soulmate


i just made a fake profile the internet always told me dating profiles were full of freaks but all these people seem pretty normal


every norm is on twitter now


that was back in 2005 when online dating was still new


phew gamed for quite a bit now im gonno feast on my frozen lasagna hehe the kitty wants some too


its weird NOT to be on tinder now for norms




cage that cat


gonno post an update on my gnu social


trapped a fly in my lamp hope it fries to death


kitty does NOT want one too you cant give cheese to kitty


you dont understand she loves it


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pnig sure knew how to nail down a caring mommy persona


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he did it all for our enjoyment sigh he was too nice


why come sjws get mad about making a character's skin lighter but they dont about changing their name to be more palatable to the western white supremacist audience


feeling anxious without mammanigs warm presence


theyre apes


dark skined people are the biggest consumers of dubs they dont quite understand quality


cant believe pnig has been gone for half a year already


half a years worth of posts to skip hehe


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he has the most norm voice ive ever heard


youd make fun of him for his voice if he spoke weird




norm 1950s dad voice


cant wait for july hima gonno buy myself a nice ryzen 3600 i think hehe


upgrade in hell


crying hard


nice make sure to get some 3200 ram too you wont even need to overclock it


simply pick yourself up a nice i5 3570k you need NOThing more


based part


miss when pnig had aspirations to be a streamer with a banner and everything


could have seen his arrest live on stream hehe


why would he think he could be a streamer when he openly posts about molesting his 12 year old cousin


hes a psycho


He chose his path when he bit the hand that feeds him (me) if anyone remembers i was the first worshipper i gave him the name pedonigger i made him as a matter of fact i made all the worshipped including turt


i only made neetblog


wish himako was here to dispel the bolemako rumors


cant wait for the hima space station


dont know how they resist jumping off into space


does non x zen 2 have pbo or just regular pb2



turt got any tips for voicemaxing


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start chain smoking


nice hehe


did you know that cigs increase your test and smoking tobacco is the only known way to temporarily increase your iq theres no other known substance that does that


iqs arent real





isnt that any stimulant nicotine is already a good performance enhancer so long as you arent a daily user


dont post that tard


nicotine is NOT tobacco


just illegally pirated a copy of kenshi


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spare some change


hate the homeless


its nice my character started as a lonely one armed wanderer in the middle of the desert started mining ore to feed myself ended up meeting a nice samurai lady at a sho battai and she agreed to join me wish is surprising since she even had a naginata now we have our own house there and im working on having enough money to buy myself a prosthetic arm


biggest cope known to modern man other than god


i only have cash sorry


id would play it if it was online


sounds like a nice rp game


can you flip her



theres no flipping in kenshi the whole game was made by one cel after a decade of development


watching danmachi






pnig wouldve had a nice jo to this


love cel games like kenshi and mountain blade and stalker


dropped danmachi after the first or second episode


yeah especially the part where gohan goes ssj2


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whatever happened to mountain blade guy


That was me sorry


wonder if astronauts jo


wish i could save a woman shed love me for it


always got excited before booting up warband but always got bored quickly



me bone

me jo



They fuck if you NOTice they have a girl on board all the time


die haysuz


Why do you hate me nb


feel bad when people talk about my personas as if theyre dead or something


i would


Saving a girl would be the most honorable moment in your pathetic lives


hate when haysuz drops by to make fun of me


I'm projecting


arrogant minority


The Mexican population will overrun that of the Europeans within 24 years


ill be moving to central europe and spread the word of the otaku way to the locals


almost got left behind on .org found out to late gonno morph now


been posting on org for the past few days alone


Youre all joking but i really got stuck


wonder what the .org guys plan is


Crash the plane with no survivors


ban him and the ota guy that leaked the new web address


Where is my slutty jap gf


might snooze


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i need a hug


wonder whos the biggest ped here now that dickspammer is gone


you should stop posting stuff like this pnig theyre going to use it as evidence against you


is a manhug ok


gotta be nb


only a man can give me the firm hug i need


you know he doesnt want that he wants a sexy ladyhug or a big boob hug


Neetblog loves grown women he is NOT a filthy ped


wine time mates


mindestroying that theres smooth and lumpy red bean just like smooth and crunchy peanut butter


peanut butter is gross


missing pnig


NOT missing him


my real life will begin when pnig comes back


listening to my favorite album playin mtg and sipping some wine posting with my bros on hima doesnt get any better


hell ya game on brother


sounds great hehe enjoy


having some of sis bday cake hehe


is it her sweet 16


hope you wished her a happy birthday from me


i did NOT sorry


no shes turnin 14


sis is starting public school in the fall for sixth grade
asked her about it and she said shes NOT thinking about it at all she wants to enjoy her summer
sis is the only extrovert in the family so i usually don’t understand how she thinks but i really sympathize with her on this issue


homeschool her dont let the jews ruin her mind


mindblowing people grow up in homes with two parents who love each other very much




no she needs public schooling so she learns how to socialize and wont be weird and distant when shes an adult


she doesnt need that


i didnt live with sis from the age of 5-9


Anyone wanna adopt my incel child


wish i wasnt cel


kidney hurts sigh been holding in my gamerpee for too long


dont adopt incel children theyll plot to kill your natural born children on the Day of Retribution


hope sis doesnt still piss herself all the time


pissed myself twice today




hehe is the guy that raged about dipey wipey still on hima


that was pnig


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do i look cel


love asking ragers in online games if dipey needs a wipey


I miss WoW


lets play classic together


Don't want to play with you sorry


wipe that dipe


your loss


do you want to play xiv with me instead



pasted freakawa shoujo


stop playing mmos theyre NOT for loners like you


i went to public school but i didnt learn how to socialize


why are you being so mean


That's because youre supposed to talk to people nb


im trying to save your wallet you need to buy single player games with npcs that are your friends


my real life could begin at any time in ffxiv


what are some good single player games


must have been hard for turt to be all alone in a foreign country with everyone after his wallet


die norm


yeah real hard must have been impossible for onseki for three years


Fallout is a good one really encapsulates my loner wanderer personality for adventure


Thinking of some yum yum donuts might get a ham and cheese sandwich and vanilla latte


get a chai latte instead


norm normtte


walking down the street spot the soylent truck now im drinking a sweet chai breakfast


Swish cheese with turkey roast and iced chai latte


no need to hate things just because norms like them an iced chai latte is pretty based always pick one up from the local oliver brown


the local what


holy flip just remembered when i saw a hataraitara make shirt and it had a translation there saying let's do our best today hehe based street vendor


hate norms


halfway through blogweiser numero tres


The local oliver brown it's a reference


wonder what a lab would find if i took a swab off the top of my desk and sent it to them to analyze


ban this gods damned norm


Do you mean these monkey boy


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delete that


Me on the right


are there actually people who get off to comical shite like this


only good thing about sword and shield is the jo material


hell ya


theres NOThing joworthy except the f protagonist


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oh hell yeah




this one isnt as ridiculous though


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gross muscles


can darkies even blush didnt think it was possible




they can in art


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based memetea



hate how norms dont get jokes


gonno perform my nightly ritual then snooze


gonno watch a vid and snooze


i dont get jokes


thats okay as long as youre NOT a norm i dont hate how


ive got the heart of a norm but im stuck a useless neet manbaby body


mindblowing how effortless norms make the social dance when i cant do a single thing without bungling it and cringing later


cracked open blogweiser number 4 lord forgive me


no no no put it in the frige thats too many


i retreat when lesser men would lead


why didnt anyone tell me wow had its own pokemon system


used to post the music from it


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whats happening in that gif


manlegs visible be cautious


is hima broken my post never went through


sigh guess nobody will ever see what i was about to post


its better this way


swapped from flicker to cyclone this is pretty fun too guess ill kill uber elder this league after all


wish i was smart enough for poe