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test
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baste
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i keep running into weird issues with php i downgraded all the way to 5.6 and then up to 7.0 and now 7.1
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getting a 404 when i try to open the other thread
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>>924881any problem still
i just checked the tb and im getting a 406 error NOT sure why but when i looked it up on google its related to dns so hopefully several weird issues stop happening tomorrow
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ya it works when i open the full thread but NOT last 100
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lets all go to sleep
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base
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basted
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based sb
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refuse to use that other thread gonno post here
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>>929088
wasnt me
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is this paste
No.930813
no need for sleep just do some more meth
No.931439
get in here
No.931440
got left behind
No.931441
hate chinks and hate norms
No.931446
might fire up some bloodborne the best game ever made
No.931447
time to fire up n and have a nice jo
No.931448
how are you going to sperm to a song
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in
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die blanker
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get in here nb
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i already am
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someone make a new thread i am NOT worthy
No.1291440
we need to use this blog
No.1294700
this will be the next one it has blog in the title we have to use it
No.1294745
go to hell neetblog
No.1294841
flip you neetblog
No.1296740
wish i was a norm so i could experience massive amounts of cognitive dissonance and just lie to myself during my monthly 5 seconds of inner monologue
No.1296741
pots on the stove gonno make tea
No.1296743
>>1296737must be weird with how many conversation topics they start
No.1296744
used to NOT understanding a word the people around me are saying
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>>1296742
this would make a good op image hehe
No.1296748
got some big chicken breasts marinating
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pic
No.1296751
nah its NOT that pic worthy
No.1296753
how come i was circumcised and she wasnt
No.1296754
teas ready its teatime
No.1296755
overdosed on normffeine
No.1296756
remember that time took a gram and a half as a young teen maybe NOT a teen yet wasnt feeling so good after that
No.1296759
would be too avoidant to eat at one of those even if i was in japan
No.1296760
whats uncomfortable about eating in extremely close quarters with strangers
No.1296761
its NOT the eating with others can do that in silence staring at the plate its the ordering in the first place
No.1296762
theyre NOT strangers theyre fellow japs
No.1296765
wonder if that guy needs a liquor license
No.1296766
rice is ready didnt finish that can o spam yesterday guess ill fry up some more
No.1296767
thats the traditional japanese pour
No.1296770
wonder how much one of those rice balls costs
No.1296772
spamrolls are ready poured myself a drink
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pic
No.1296774
maybe next time theyre cooling down too fast
No.1296775
gonno get mcds and theres NOThing mom can do to stop me.
No.1296776
oops hit period while reaching for enter on the normtop
No.1296777
are hamburgers still 89 cents
No.1296778
so much shite on my screen i didnt even NOTice
No.1296779
too big of a tard to be trusted with more than 1 keyboard
No.1296780
wouldnt have NOTiced it if you didnt point it out
No.1296781
>>1296776sorry rules are rules see you in three days
No.1296782
havent been to mcds in almost 2 years when it was cheap i liked it but if theyre charging an arm and a leg for biohazardous goyslop you might as well just make your own burgs
No.1296783
crazy how norms will pay $10 for a meal at a fast food joint
No.1296785
double whopper still costs $6 and change but theyre probably making the burgs smaller or some other dirty kike trick
No.1296786
am i supposed to think $6 is cheap refuse to pay more than $2 for a single fast food item
No.1296787
think youd have to go back to the 1970s for that
No.1296789
taco bell had dollar burritos mcdonalds had dollar burgers when i was there a year ago maybe $2 was too low will go above on occasion but never to $6 unless its something special
No.1296790
really dont get anything out of fastfood that i couldnt get by walking to the kitchen and firing up a frozen pizza even if i could Drive by myself i dont think id seek it out
No.1296791
dont understand who buys the $10 frozen pizzas either
No.1296792
love the 4 pack of costco frozen za
No.1296793
only eat for the dopamine release NOT sustenance
No.1296795
bean sprouts are cheaper in japan
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>>1296794
he died doing what he loved
No.1296799
phew nice plumper
No.1296800
disgusting pig
No.1296801
this whole thing has been a good joke on me but enough is enough when do i get isekaid
No.1296802
2023
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dont be mean thats what happens to a hima poster after eating grains out of plastic containers
No.1296804
was thinking of buying a nice plastic flour bin
No.1296806
whats wrong with their faces
No.1296807
theyre white
No.1296808
thinking back the only things ive ever enjoyed about life involve daydreaming or escapism
No.1296812
think moms getting depressed over getting old her birthday was recently and thats why shes been overeating and drinking she said in the car she doesnt want to be old and i said no offense but youve been old for 15 years its NOThing new
No.1296813
hated when mom would start crying
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No.1296815
damn you abe
No.1296816
wouldnt mind slaving for an ethnically homogenous country where everyone has good manners
No.1296817
after enough mixing every country will be ethnically homogeneous
No.1296818
dont think japan actively hates the bulk of its population and wants them dead so it can replace them with obedient mudpeople either doesnt sound like that bad of a deal
No.1296819
need a job like hasebes
No.1296820
you mean you need a job at applebees
No.1296821
uh no thats NOT what i said
No.1296822
phone is still full of work contact numbers feel like i should do something nefarious with them
No.1296823
gonno pour aNOTher
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left behind
No.1296826
love living a blissful neet life
No.1296827
believe in the ritual
No.1296829
nice countertop mog
No.1296830
uh what countertop
No.1296831
die picnorm
No.1296832
cant ignore a pic request
No.1296833
wish to be rolled in dry seaweed
No.1296834
thought it was granite NOT nori thought you meant a bread roll
No.1296837
mom said i care too much what people think
No.1296838
love when mom asks me for the second or third time in a year if i remember some event or something she used to say 25 years ago like ive done anything with my life that would have overwritten those memories
No.1296839
always had a bad memory its NOT correlated with amount of stuff done
No.1296840
been trying to overwrite all of the bad memories with the squiggles of a dying language
No.1296841
think mom keeps trying to gaslight me but NOT sure because my memory pinches
No.1296842
its neetblogs turn to pick out a game and he said were playing twister
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but we just played that at yesterdays mixer
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havent been invited back to the mixers since the incident
No.1296845
forgot the salt in tonights rice and tofu but it still tastes good made sure to brown the tofu before adding vegetables
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pic
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NOThing more norm than eating food and taking pictures of said food
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what else am i gonno stick on the gram
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your progress pics
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>>1296847thats just a human flaw why do you think weve all spent a minimum of 6 years talking to each other all day despite being avoidant loners
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>>1296850shut up you arent supposed to mention that
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oh
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perfect thread for nojono
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30 is the new 20
No.1296856
then you better start immediately
No.1296857
the hima friendship club
No.1296858
post pics to the 'sugi only to realize that what youre doing is no different from norms posting pics to their social medias except the audience is microscopic in comparison and youre almost assuredly going to get a response even if its negative
No.1296862
nice nails
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>>1296860
you could have no hair
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grey hair can be dyed what matters is you arent wrinkled and still have hair
No.1296865
30 is young as hell were just getting started
No.1296866
2050 is gonno be epic
No.1296868
everyone here has been battered by life the wounds arent going to heal
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nah its fine
No.1296871
forced myself to eat a few pounds of chicken breast
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chicken is lean hope you had it in curry form with a few cups of rice
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currys on the menu soon have the roux blocks
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recently all my dinners have been rice and tofu 4 nights in a row then rice and beans 3 nights in a row followed by 1 burger night and then back to tofu
No.1296875
nice soyboy
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my ancestral homeland
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cute
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is that how they sleep
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thought this season just started but already on ep 5
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love a nice explosive racing stream
No.1296885
>>1296883time to get caught up
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im caught up just NOT following as much as last season
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penis hurts
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i can teach you how to NOT tear the skin
No.1296890
wonder how many penises youll accidentally see in the mansion
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none accidentally
No.1296892
what about at the onsen
No.1296893
thats no accident
No.1296894
going to have to fluff up before you go in so you dont get mogged
No.1296895
are we NOT all within a standard deviation of the 4 inch average
No.1296896
nb was bragging about his 5.75" nbpfl cummer the other day and with as fat as he is theres probably 3 or more inches to go and he said he was a grower
No.1296897
it wont fit
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feel the sneeze in the pit of me nose and its NOT coming out
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>>1296896that was an impersonator
No.1296901
havent measured myself in a while wonder if ive grown
No.1296902
is it penis inspection day again already
No.1296904
pic
No.1296905
how does kobayashi resist flipping her sexy dragons
No.1296906
shes low test
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glad i didnt fall for the sex meme
No.1296910
shes a virg what does she know
No.1296911
when am i gonno get a live in maid who loves me dragon fox robot im NOT picky
No.1296912
still get mindblown sometimes over how unattractive you must be to get to 30+ years without anyone ever wanting to see your sex organs
No.1296913
youre ignoring all the people i had to fight off to defend my chastity
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No.1296916
whenever you see some ugly fat guy in public with a gf just know that you look even worse than him but youre unable to see it because people naturally rate themselves higher than they actually are
No.1296917
dont think thats how it works
No.1296918
woke up heya there hima hows it hangin
No.1296919
>>1296917arent you a little old to be coping
No.1296920
uh no why do you ask
No.1296921
oh
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might dig a hole outside and start shitting in it
No.1296924
hell yeah time to become true freaks
No.1296925
havin some hair of the dog that bit me
No.1296926
condors were found to have developed parthenogenesis
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hows that possible
No.1296928
wish humans could so i could make my own sexy lady
No.1296929
die doublespace
No.1296930
only females can do that trick
No.1296931
why
No.1296932
didnt they almost go extinct think the extinction level event caused their genetics to resort to desperate measures
No.1296933
wish to grow a fetus in my sack
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babies kick
No.1296935
need to return to the womb
No.1296936
need to cockvore someone
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i volunteer
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NOT before me you dont
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get out of my dick
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die freaks
No.1296942
never cummed before wonder what its like
No.1296943
you have to sleep eventually ill just climb in then
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erp hour
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go to hell
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pasted
No.1296949
go to hell and die untitler
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the oteen
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sigh that could be the mansion
No.1296953
finally managed to sneeze made it loud as i could
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remember that video of that house in the middle of nowhere in japan that they started sending worthless neets to sigh
No.1296955
if you sneeze or yawn loudly youre going to get a nasty glare from me
No.1296956
im loudsneezer
No.1296958
i am the danger
No.1296959
whats wrong with yawning
No.1296960
you can yawn just keep it down
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silent yawn
No.1296962
sneeze every time i see direct sunlight its genetic so dont glare
No.1296963
you can sneeze just keep it down
No.1296964
NOT every time but it helps glad ive got that gene shine a light in my eye whenever ive got a sneeze thats NOT quite coming out
No.1296965
i have a german sneeze i cant help it
No.1296966
what about loud farts
No.1296967
just yank nose hairs when i want to sneeze
No.1296968
theres NOThing to yank since i use my trimmer every day if theres a single nose hair within my grasp i get irritated and cant stop touching it
No.1296969
same
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never trimmed
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theyre there for your protection
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regularly pluck the longhairs from my nose
No.1296974
5lbs isnt even that much stop posting that fat goober
No.1296975
had a calzone for the first time in years just a month or so ago
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>>1296974dont be a prick about it
No.1296977
someone post el pres
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cant stop posting him yet im still getting ironic revenge for all those kinoshita yuuka embeds three years ago
No.1296979
used to be a master of irony but gave up my throne for better lands since
No.1296980
at least i can flip the eatgirl i see fat gross american men all the time
No.1296981
thats the point
No.1296982
got into moms rum supply
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poured aNOTher drink cant stop
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filled up my cup with water
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sigh sakurako
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it was sakurakos birthday in september shes 26 now
No.1296990
sigh shes way past the age of being able to freely tard out crying for her
No.1296991
did she ever get boobs
No.1296992
cant believe the cute teengirl i feel in love with is actually a busted old hag
No.1296993
been doing warm compresses on my eye all day think its helping
No.1296995
wish i could feast without feeling like shite after could feast hard as a teen now start feeling it in my throat before im even full
No.1296996
i watch niko too just be glad i dont embed him here
No.1296997
do you have a bhm feederism fetish
No.1296999
nah
No.1297000
going to join the hima biomass
No.1297002
feeling nice on that rum considering sparking up a fat doink
No.1297003
materialized in moms room for more and she didnt even NOTice me even though shes awake
No.1297004
bought some nice white rum once on a whim it was good reckon that was about 5 years ago occasionally get plastic just rum now
No.1297005
mom asked if id registered to vote said no
No.1297006
you dont need to register or have an id anymore
No.1297007
NOT gonno vote thats how they get you for jury duty
No.1297008
we all need to vote for trump
No.1297009
u mena yang
No.1297010
turn the names off please
No.1297011
didnt even NOTice they were still on till you said that
No.1297014
wish quasi religious rituals like in shinto were a thing here
No.1297015
if it wasnt japanese youd think it was stupid
No.1297017
nah
No.1297018
owned that weeb
No.1297019
im waeb
No.1297020
saw traditions like that at temples where you can get your fortune told or perform a ritual it wasnt like you were attending a lecture with a crowd of people in a formal setting
No.1297021
told mom something about japan today
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lets hear it
No.1297023
mom is always coughing since getting the vax
No.1297024
crazy to think how religious i was as a little kid wonder when things changed
No.1297025
always coughing regardless of any vaxx
No.1297027
same i completey believed in god and the word but then i got older and realized i was pranked and nobody else actually did and god didnt love me anyway
No.1297028
mom raised me as an atheist
No.1297029
think the fainting was part of it fainted several times in the church when they made you stand kneel hold position
No.1297031
never had a moment realizing i was pranked simply lost the energy would rather snooze than wake up for church and the rest is history
No.1297032
squatted to read some spice labels at the store today stood up vision went blurry head went light had to hold the shelf and NOT move for a bit to NOT fall
No.1297033
if i was born in the old days i would have probably been an inquisitor happily torturing and slaughtering fornicators
No.1297034
never seen a fast and normious movie
No.1297035
the first three are ok then the rest stop talking about cars
No.1297036
was a hardcore fedora tipper as a kid because religion was norm used to sperg out about having to say god when doing the pledge because i had read about the separation of church and state somewhere
No.1297037
hit the boost kid
No.1297038
the nurse gave me boost when anemic like 10 years ago
No.1297040
gran loves the fnf movies thought she would be excited when i bought an evo 8 which was featured in tokyo drift and the second one but when i showed up at her place she didnt seem to care and made me give the smartcar back dumb bitch
No.1297041
dont post embeds so fast cant watch them that fast
No.1297042
well the second was an evo 7 but its virtually the same outside of the bumper and wing
No.1297043
forgot about the smartcar hehe
No.1297044
cars over 20 years old banged up keyed oils leaking hope it hangs in for aNOTher 20 years because im NOT paying for aNOTher
No.1297045
remember when smart cities were gonno be a thing
No.1297046
they dont even drive it
the smart sucks in every way but i put like 80% of the miles on it so theres probably a bond somewhere sis said her friends said it was funny to see me in it because im jacked
No.1297049
gonno make chicken sashimi when its my turn to cook
No.1297050
what the flip why does rhett look like that
No.1297051
went to the all you can eat sushi place with gran and she didnt order all you can eat but a sashimi platter and i accidentally ate it and she raged hard and we had to leave early
No.1297052
sis friend wants to flip
No.1297053
used to buy ground turkey smash it up in the bowl with a plastic mace tool until it was tiny particles then skillet mix with pasta
No.1297054
never ate turkey
No.1297055
looking forward to the hima thanksgiving meetup im in charge of the pies
No.1297056
never ate sushi its a scam
No.1297057
thats how tv dinners got invented they accidentally had too many turkeys could NOT sell them so company decided to freeze individual meals for selling later
No.1297058
mom said she would be embarrassed if cousin was her son instead of me
No.1297059
havent made a nice pie in years pumpkin may be the classic but sweet potato is much easier to make
No.1297060
is that the cousin with a job and a girlfriend
No.1297061
he got fired and lost his gf but still has to pay child support
No.1297062
hope theres a nice pear pie
No.1297063
all the cousins are younger than me a bunch of them are married with kids now except for dead cousin he was 4 months older
No.1297064
what about meat pie
No.1297065
>>1297010simply take matters into your own hands
No.1297066
havent made that pear pie was at the grocer earlier today they had a nice selection of pears maybe ill make some later
No.1297067
he was trying to powerplay me at the sushi place by NOT moving his leg to let me out of the booth you realize im just accommodating you and i could disassemble you effortlessly you fat retard
No.1297068
dont think you actually have to pay child support does he know any nigs to show him the ropes
No.1297070
tried to balance the pear problem by buying 4 kinds of fruit at the same time ate 1 pear yesterday because it was ripe now the other pears are on the back burner eating bananas until they ripen
No.1297071
fruitnorm
No.1297072
bought bananas myself only buy bananas if theres a good looking bunch
No.1297073
sometimes spend two three minutes staring at all the banana bunches then NOT buy anything
No.1297074
are you thinking about donkey kong
No.1297075
yeah there was a girl at the banana stand the other day stood there waiting for her to select her bunch before moving in
No.1297077
tally me banana
No.1297078
loved dkc
No.1297079
do NOT remember ever playing donkey kong but maybe there was one played on pocket gameboy
No.1297080
learned the donkey kong 64 song when i was a kid
No.1297081
loved the yoshis story theme
No.1297082
My income climbed steadily and while today I’m in a seven-figure lifestyle, I’m NOT that much happier than when it was six. 200k was the sweet spot for me. I could comfortably pay all of my bills, have a nice car, and have a few thousand every month to save up in case of emergency or whatever.
No.1297083
sigh freak
No.1297085
dont understand why people able to do that dont just work for a few more years while living like paupers then quit and neet it up for the rest of their lives
No.1297086
arrogance
No.1297087
because theyre norms
No.1297088
he said he wasnt happy he must hate working
No.1297089
they have different goals
No.1297091
only played dkc on gayboy color
No.1297092
never played a dk game
No.1297093
loved playing the original dk in ac
No.1297094
sigh ytdl has been throttled at 50kbps for weeks
No.1297096
sometimes wish i could stream
No.1297098
whats the other one
No.1297099
ytdlp
No.1297100
download speed is erratic but more than 50kbps maybe this batch wont take 20 days to download
No.1297101
trying to get into the habit of downloading good vids also downloading the pixiv artists i follow that folders getting pretty big now
No.1297102
these days lot of artists just post directly to twitter NOT pixiv
No.1297103
fufufu
No.1297104
im counting on you to post the good stuff thats only posted on twitter
No.1297105
refresh my pixiv follows page multiple times an hour even though theres never anything new this time of day
No.1297106
because once ever few dozen times there is in fact something new like just now
No.1297108
the night is young
No.1297110
so
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>>1297109
crack some cold ones
No.1297113
think ive only enough normka for one more drink
No.1297114
cooked a ham and cheese with a bunch of raw onion
No.1297116
pic
No.1297117
gone
No.1297118
bastard
No.1297119
wonder what guinea pigs taste like
No.1297120
ate squirrel once wasnt bad
No.1297121
they have the same faces as rabbits so probably that
No.1297122
probably gamey
No.1297123
had to avoid a squirrel on the road today because mom was in the car didnt want to run it over and accidentally laugh or have one of its bones stab the tires
No.1297124
whats gamey like
No.1297125
bones wont pierce a tire
No.1297126
havent had venison in years
No.1297127
ran over a kitten once looked in the rear view mirror and it was rolling around when i came back a couple of hours later it wasnt on the road
No.1297128
bastard
No.1297129
survival of the fittest
No.1297130
how is it my fault if some norms let their cat out its better for the ecosystem for it to die anyway
No.1297131
>>1297128if it wasnt deliberate who cares
No.1297132
wonder when the next big war is gonno be NOT saying itll happen anytime soon but its just a matter of time
No.1297133
the infowar has already been taking place for years
No.1297134
thats NOT the kind of war im talking about
No.1297135
does anyone want to write my autobiography
No.1297136
dont really expect it to happen in my life hoping it doesnt
No.1297137
>>1297134thats all youre gonno get from now on
No.1297138
nah therell be aNOTher eventually could be in 20 years could be in 2000 years
No.1297139
dont think well get any big wars now that nukes are a thing
No.1297140
maybe once the browns take over and start getting uppity but thats at least 30 years away and im hoping to be dead by then
No.1297141
im NOT dying so easily
No.1297142
you can take my life from my cold dead hands
No.1297143
they dont need to fight with traditional weapons anymore just cut off international trade economy immediately collapses the population will demand the government surrender to get it back online
No.1297144
we just have to get out there and increase the chances
No.1297145
cant wait for china to halt all trade with america
No.1297147
thinking about 2010 world seemed so much simpler in 2010
No.1297148
im simple
No.1297150
panty...
No.1297151
poi
No.1297152
just toss a flipping hoi poi capsule with 50 anvils in it above my head
No.1297154
im tired of this fucking nigger seki do something make him fucking spoiler his disgusting shit do anything you useless fucking nigger
No.1297155
room spinning
No.1297156
what the flip
No.1297157
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.1297159
have always spoilered anything r18 if youre gonno be like that might just stop
No.1297160
sekis too dope addled to even turn the names off hes NOT gonno do anything
No.1297161
feel when will never check out girls asses with seki at the club
No.1297163
did kami send you to be my gf
No.1297164
why do we find cartoons more attractive than reals
No.1297165
uh doesnt everyone
No.1297166
theyre NOT cartoons
No.1297167
never NOTice names on imageboard posts unless someone mentions it
No.1297169
turn them the flip off i hate halloween
No.1297170
hater
No.1297172
never finished phantom hourglass got stuck in one spot which was NOT even an essential spot just something youre supposed to get through like cabbage so no guides even mentioned it but could NOT find what to do next despite the hours spent
No.1297173
komi cant communicate
No.1297174
never played a zelda game except oracle of ages it was good
No.1297175
couldnt stand to watch that maybe ill watch in in aNOTher 7 years
No.1297176
what about seasons
No.1297177
only played zelda II on the nes
No.1297178
hate the guy that never played zelda or dk
No.1297179
i read the manga a while ago because someone on hima recd it
No.1297180
>>1297176big bro had seasons i only played it a little bit
No.1297181
played zelda played dk just NOT pokemon
No.1297182
how does she stop from getting snapped
No.1297183
>>1297178thats neetblog he was too busy pounding babes and playing madden on his playstation
No.1297184
its NOT me
No.1297185
they couldnt get enough of those 8 inches
No.1297186
youre forgetting the bone press
No.1297187
the cope press
No.1297188
occasionally wonder what its like to be flipped
No.1297189
bet it feels good
No.1297190
need to buy a flipping machine
No.1297191
flipping machine or flipping machine
No.1297192
ya
No.1297193
youll probably get flipped eventually in the mansion if you grow your hair out and stand around the kitchen at night
No.1297194
glad theres no stables around here or i might be tempted into crossing a line that cant be uncrossed
No.1297195
my hair doesnt grow out like a girls
No.1297196
always imagined being flipped as pissing me off its annoying if someone is panting and breathing on you and i dont like being pushed around get the flip off of of me asshole
No.1297197
thats the point
No.1297199
need to get held down and gang snapped
No.1297200
sigh
No.1297201
should i crack
No.1297202
youre late to the party
No.1297203
late to the hima drinking social and opened the door only to see a bunch of 30 year old neets flipping one aNOTher and ran away
No.1297204
>>1297201if i had any left i would
No.1297205
thought id only enough normka for one more but poured and have enough for one more after that just a weak one
No.1297206
skipped any streams
No.1297207
wish i had a clone or a portal gun
No.1297208
would try to get some more tomorrow but mom might rage about driving her retarded adult son to a potato chef on a weekday then taking him to buy beer afterwards during his weekly trip out of the house
No.1297209
buy some yeast next time its diy time
No.1297210
sigh i did say i was gonno try to be finnish guess its time to go back to the dark side
No.1297211
crazy how they thought they could outlaw something that requires three ingredients to make all of which are completely ordinary
No.1297212
its NOT illegal to brew just illegal to sell
No.1297213
its illegal to distill
No.1297215
never heard of it
No.1297216
love needing to go to the state run liquor store to buy anything stronger than wine
No.1297218
pc keeps my room warm even though wish it was about 20 degrees cooler
No.1297219
eating halloween candy
No.1297220
need to be about 20 percent cooler
No.1297222
>>1297217uhh thats the only reason it was ever illegal in the first place
No.1297223
i nominate pg for class president
No.1297224
iinchou
No.1297225
hes too fat and stupid to be class president
No.1297226
realized how worthless government was at a young age when i was told if i ran for class president i wouldnt be able to have the school shut down
No.1297227
>>1297225youre thinking of me
No.1297228
hes NOT stupid hes just australian
No.1297229
was fat as a kid and have NOT been to a beach or pool since i realized it as a teen even though think im below median bmi now
No.1297230
wish i was australian
No.1297232
why
it would pinch
No.1297233
wish i made six figures chatting up teengirls about math
No.1297234
>>1297231bastard leechers
No.1297236
NOThin fun about living on a sweltering hot island surrounded by bogans and norms and deadly creatures
No.1297237
im a deadly creature
No.1297239
just tried a 50ml bottle of makers mark it wasnt that good gonno crack a brew now
No.1297240
check discord turt
No.1297241
only bought those mini bottles that time i had to go on a plane
No.1297243
hairs running wild need a cut stat
No.1297244
NOT sure if the yeast is dead or NOT
No.1297245
uh just proof some
No.1297246
might be time for a mug of joe
No.1297247
what do you think ive been doing
No.1297250
never understood the point of making a bed youre just going to sleep in it anyway
No.1297251
make my bed everyday still a worthless neet
No.1297252
reckon ive made my bed five times over the past decade
No.1297253
tomorrow will be better
No.1297254
liar
No.1297255
wish someone would hug me and tell me tomorrows gonno be better
No.1297257
then what are you waiting for bring it in
No.1297258
have too many pillows to make my bed nicely
No.1297259
never learned how to make a bed too tard
No.1297261
ill hug you but only if i can get a little kissing done too
No.1297263
hehe
No.1297265
you can give me a peck on the cheek
No.1297266
sigh i guess it will have to do
No.1297267
have four body pillows but no two are the same each play different roles mostly they just get in the way
No.1297268
they dont have characters on them just monochrome three white one blue
No.1297269
why NOT stuff them into some sexy cases
No.1297270
ive spent many an hour looking for the right design and have NOT found one that speaks to me before
No.1297272
No.1297273
lately have had painful lumps on my ears
No.1297274
yeast might be alive after all but there isnt enough sugar moms gonno find it missing and rage
No.1297275
make sure to take a pic once it starts bubbling
No.1297276
that guy said pics are norm i cant
No.1297277
dont listen to that turbonorm
No.1297278
he said its norm to question him
No.1297279
that norm was NOT even able to distinguish between posting a pic to facebook and sharing some pics with a small group of friends
No.1297280
distinguish it for us
No.1297281
wish i was distinguished
No.1297282
might become a norm
No.1297283
wish my brain worked normal
No.1297284
if i could wish for one thing itd be better brain
No.1297285
we arent the problem its everyone else
No.1297286
and if thats too vague then just better memory would be enough
No.1297287
still havent fixed my monitor stand keeps falling due just now went under fell on my head
No.1297288
scary to think that for 99% of the population operating in society comes with complete easy and they dont have to think about it but youre fundamentally defective somewhere and everyone knows it
No.1297289
nah it doesnt
No.1297290
its like that part at the end of independence day when they try to sneak into the mothership but eventually get found out are you going to arm the nuke hima
No.1297291
the CIA made six dogs run, turn, and stop via remote control and brain implants
No.1297292
weird isnt that same number of posters on hima
No.1297293
>>1297291hope they make me kill myself
No.1297295
pasted
No.1297296
woke up threw some taquitos in the oven starting to get flipping cold around here
No.1297299
wish being a norm seemed appealing in even the slightest way but theyre all just as miserable as i am except they also have to Drive go to work interact with others for a minimum of 8 hours a day go home eat microwaved slop and have all their money stolen through nonrepresentative taxation while being under constant digital surveillance
No.1297300
they arent as miserable as you they enjoy those things
No.1297302
>>1297300maybe roasties or immigrants that are still impressed by indoor plumbing
No.1297303
who are they trying to fool
No.1297304
youre vastly overrated the typical norm
No.1297305
all of them hate their lives believe me theyre no better off
No.1297306
you dont know anything
No.1297307
i didnt say they were actively conscious of it at all times
No.1297308
hima hima ^_________________^
No.1297309
permarange
No.1297310
turn the names off this is your final warning
No.1297311
ban the raiders
No.1297313
the hima teens
No.1297314
sigh wish i was a happy go lucky norm who could form normal relationships with people and live an overall fulfilling life
No.1297315
none of them are like that except maybe children
No.1297316
all of my friends are text on a rectangle
No.1297319
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No.1297320
ate a lot of pancakes and puked in my mouth
No.1297321
wish i could game it was nice when i started playing dark days ahead again and had something to focus on
No.1297322
were they blueberry pancakes
No.1297323
somebody save her
No.1297324
no they were chocolate chip
No.1297325
never ate pancakes are they as good as people say
No.1297326
>>1297323why shes a vile whore
No.1297327
theyre NOT that great
No.1297328
theyre good if you eat them with eggs
No.1297329
theyre just worse waffles
No.1297330
never ate waffles neither
No.1297331
never lasts though being able to game every day for 10 days isnt even a lot to a teen let alone a neet i need to wake up one day and see its already december
No.1297332
hate the guy who never played dk or ate waffles
No.1297333
whats to hate
No.1297334
sigh craving breakfast foods now havent had breakfast in a coons age
No.1297335
sigh the downside of waking up at dinner
No.1297336
cant cook my own eggs only mom knows how to make them right
No.1297337
head out to golden corral in a few hours for a nice breakfast buffet for just $8.99
No.1297339
think ive got lennyism
No.1297340
havent been to a buffet in 25 months
No.1297341
dont think ive ever been to a buffet mom doesnt approve of them
No.1297342
nobody told me what anime im supposed to be watching this season
No.1297343
theyre all 10s
No.1297344
same want to watch something but dont know what to watch
No.1297345
High school student Hiiragi Seiichi is bullied by his classmates for being a "loser." One day, his entire school is suddenly transported to a video game-like world of swords and sorcery. When he accidentally eats "the Fruit of Evolution," his life as a successful "winner" begins.
guess this is the one
No.1297346
what the flip theres a new season of yuuki yuuna
No.1297347
where did everyone go
No.1297348
we are all waiting for you at the cord
No.1297350
polka got some nice sexy ladies to come on
No.1297351
had a nightmare hima was driving a camry through golf course got to a big round cliff filled with land mines tried to avoid them but then many women of different races were around the edges of the cliff about to fall off begging for help tried to drift camry to get closer and the cliff was getting smaller as the mines exploded
No.1297352
>>1297347was gaming but now im snoozing
No.1297354
NOThin to blog about
No.1297355
mornin hope youre ready to seize the day
No.1297357
last dream i had was about smoking weed
No.1297358
dreamt that the cat caught that mouse but it jumped up and bit him on the neck had to grab the flipper and smash it into the ground over and over while it bit me then woke up
No.1297360
who dream interpretation otaku here
No.1297362
she needs help
No.1297363
wish i was her
No.1297366
woke up feeling woozy
No.1297369
only been nojoing for three days already having involuntary bones dont think ill make it the whole month
No.1297370
uh dont you get those even if you jo everyday
No.1297371
NOT at my age
No.1297372
im only nojoing to restore my libido the era games have used up all the vigor i once had
No.1297374
can easily do nojo would be even easier to nogame
No.1297375
think 3 days is the longest ive ever gone without joing
No.1297376
loved jerkin it in moms womb
No.1297377
i mean since i learned how
No.1297378
wish i could norectangle more
No.1297379
crying for lamy
No.1297381
love browsing may
No.1297382
would norectangle more often if i could go outside without being surrounded by norms and their prying eyes
No.1297383
how will you keep in touch with all your friends on hima without a rectangle
No.1297384
am more of a 55 guy
No.1297385
ill be on mindhima
No.1297386
schizohima
No.1297387
wont need a rectangle once we all have elons chips in our brains
No.1297389
hope the chips will make it so i can draw with my imagination
No.1297391
best way to extend your lifespan is by fasting
No.1297392
my fast is your feast
No.1297393
never get a chance to fast because my mom always cooks for me
No.1297394
hope they invent the immortality pill and the perfect vr simulator soon
No.1297395
dont we all already look young for our ages thanks to our sedentary indoor chaste lifestyles
No.1297397
pic
No.1297398
starting to look pretty bad after 10 years of alcoholism
No.1297399
buy an accelerator shirt and youll be ready to exact your vengeance upon the norms
No.1297400
incelerator
No.1297401
having accelerator hair is only cool when you are a teen
No.1297402
just dye it if its bothering you that much
No.1297403
the dyer
No.1297408
virus
No.1297409
dark rainy and cloudy it is the perfect weather for a cel
No.1297410
same might put on my gothsexy lady kig and go write some poetry under the pergola and sip tea
No.1297412
sigh elden ring is shite cant wait for the next sekiro instead
No.1297413
walked a mile pacemumbling
No.1297414
love playing the same game over and over again with a slightly different skin
No.1297415
room door started squeaking had to wd40 it because they dogs would start barking
No.1297416
cant wait to fire up souls 4 get invaded by a hacker on the first level and softbanned by the same shitty anticheat from the last game
No.1297418
uh how does it look good its ds3 with a horse
No.1297419
exactly looks good
No.1297420
looks like a shite version of shadow of the colossus
No.1297421
nah
No.1297422
soulless
No.1297423
yes its NOT the souls series anymore
No.1297424
wonder which tubie will play it first
No.1297425
ars will
No.1297426
nah lulu will
No.1297427
sigh that will be magical
No.1297428
love rewatching a nice lulu souls
No.1297429
had a nightmare that seki hit the bong too hard and changed to a russian host and new software that required accounts to post everything looked different then i forgot the url
No.1297431
is that the pedhima
No.1297432
it wasnt called hima
No.1297433
mom just asked if i want to order pizza for dinner sigh might have to start making fun of her for being fat to prevent a category 5 blimpout
No.1297434
doc said mom has high cholesterol but she has yet to change any of her eating habits
No.1297435
well sv3rige said that high cholesterol is a good thing so
No.1297438
>>1297434shes sticking it to the man
No.1297439
i pay my bills my bills are paid
No.1297440
thats moms job
No.1297442
every time we drive by the jeans plant mom says something about them hiring or how full the parking lot is bitch i know you arent dropping ynaj implications at me when youve worked like 2 years total in 50 years of life the absolute arrogance
No.1297445
love blogging about my job on himasugi
No.1297447
sigh elden ring looks incredible my real life begins next year
No.1297448
it looks ok but i still have to finish 1 and play through 2 and 3 too and cant forget about the dlc maybe ill get around to elden ring by 2030 if i dont slack off too much
No.1297449
we must promote a return to traditional christian moral values
No.1297450
>>1297448you should stream
No.1297451
mom insults me by making burgs when the buns are a week stale
No.1297452
dont think it would be fun to watch im NOT very good
No.1297453
20% of 18+ year olds have no friends
No.1297454
nah it would be great to watch you gotta stream
No.1297455
maybe ill try it next time i boot up ds1 but who knows when that will be
No.1297456
dont let that norm peer pressure you
No.1297457
finally a good embed
No.1297458
whats good he makes at most a mild criticism with no interesting new points to consider
No.1297459
but you dont understand you have to have been taken advantage of to find a foid entertaining
No.1297460
i find foids entertaining when theyre being decapitated
No.1297462
love me some otaku fundies
No.1297463
woke up gonno watch more sports meet practice and play Mario until big bros wow raid theyre having attendance issues again
No.1297464
>>1297446the teens arent gonno like this one
No.1297465
aris teens wont like it either since most the points apply to them too
No.1297466
too bad i cant watch it since it has vtubers in it and would make me rage guess ill just have to keep wasting my life watching aris
No.1297468
gonno watch all his youtube vids they seem good
No.1297469
the sheep webm
No.1297472
the democracy one is really pasted he contradicts himself every 2 minutes
No.1297474
that one pinches too all he needs to say is that the bible is just a bunch of random passages written by 30 different guys and that they sometimes disagree
No.1297475
the snk one is NOT bad
No.1297476
watching the porn effects on the brain one
No.1297477
thinking about percy
No.1297478
>>1297474heretic bastard its the literal word of god
No.1297479
youre thinking of the quran the bible was written after jesus died
No.1297480
uhh thats only the new testament plus the quran was also only written after mohamet died
No.1297481
only jews care about the old testament
No.1297482
NOT true there are some parts of the old testament that werent retconned
No.1297483
nice cp spam on the big o
No.1297484
came for the cp stayed for satori
No.1297485
low dose always makes me feel weird in my stomach
No.1297487
tardlaughing at the guy who keeps bump spamming cp from page one because otamin checks the site once a day
No.1297488
dont say that out loud now the otateen that checks hima once a day is gonno snitch
No.1297489
if you hit and kill a deer on accident you can eat it right
No.1297490
deer almost ran into my truck last saturday
No.1297492
too many babies in that o link made me feel bad
No.1297493
>>1297446imagine being this bh over tubies
No.1297495
dont need glasses they dont use slides at the eye doctor anymore you have to look at a wall mounted rectangle cant see a damned thing because they wanted to upsell me on some jewish retinal scanning machine but i wanted the drops
No.1297496
looking breedable
No.1297497
thanks but im NOT down with the man ass
No.1297498
wonder if that 120lb guy will ever take aNOTher pic
No.1297499
im 130 is that ok
No.1297500
made my bed
No.1297501
take a pic and we will see
No.1297504
weird kitty
No.1297505
birls must die
No.1297506
birls are protected hima heritage
No.1297507
theyre trying to turn you cool dont trust them
No.1297509
mom bought turkey subs
No.1297511
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No.1297512
we were all birls once
No.1297513
sigh senko
No.1297514
hate when they give them a human penis
No.1297515
never had a turkey sub whats it like
No.1297516
its just a turkey bacon club on a sub roll
No.1297517
my compliments to the chef
No.1297518
mom made me keep long hair and live with the girl jokes up until i was 6 was always small and frail for my age too would have ended up flipped six ways to sunday if she didnt finally let me cut it
No.1297519
throw some tomato sauce melted cheese and pepperoni on there now thats a sub
No.1297521
gonno make some chicken quesadillas with that breast from last night
No.1297523
put on some sunglasses to rectanglestare until my pupils shrink back up no idea how some of you can wear headphones for 16 hours a day with glasses on
No.1297524
>>1297503heated his tupperware up in the microwave one time too many
No.1297526
>>1297448uh what do you mean finish 1
No.1297527
based japanese and their advanced pua techniques
No.1297528
i got bored and took a break ill probably get back to it in a couple years
No.1297529
never did finish dark souls it was too boring after getting the lordvessel
No.1297530
oh
No.1297533
sigh
No.1297534
watching that elden ring vid
No.1297535
told mom she needs to stop smoking again earlier today reminded her how i stopped by using toothpicks and trained myself to pretend to smoke in the bathroom until the cravings were gone and how shes never tried to stop cold turkey so she should try my method or shes gonno flippin die but she didnt want to talk about it shes also obese and in poor health with copd she could have stopped years ago while she was in the hospital she could have stopped when she was in cmom mode but she always lights up again eventually guess shell have the same fate as that norms mom
No.1297537
wish i had a cool smoker mom
No.1297539
there is NOThing cool about smoking its one of the dumbest things you could do
No.1297540
what about the voice gains and test boost
No.1297541
aunt had to get a voice box from smoking too much its NOT that NOTiceable anymore but you can defiantly tell that its there
No.1297542
nice voice gain you get to sound like a robot with a mechanical voice
No.1297543
maybe turn down the gain
No.1297544
>>1297542just have self control
No.1297545
wonder if you could mod it to have a bunch of different voices
No.1297546
cracked a dr p
No.1297549
its over
No.1297550
dont know how you can watch any of these norms
No.1297551
what are some non norms we can watch
and please dont say its ewhores hiding behind an anime girl making baby squeals into a microphone as their boyfriend counts through the cash off camera
No.1297552
ross
No.1297553
tubies live rent free inside your head
No.1297554
nice teen
No.1297557
remembering the feeling when touching crt feel your hair attracted to it and the unique smell
No.1297560
how can i stop being human
No.1297561
we need to leave humanity behind
No.1297562
>>1297557dont need to remember that because ive never NOT had one
No.1297564
holy FLIP hima im about to blow a gasket this one fruit fly has been making me rage for weeks can never get him and he always zooms by the monitor and disappears
No.1297565
>>1297563have any funimation dub voice actor twatter updates for us too teen
No.1297566
a fruit fly only lives 8 to 15 days
No.1297567
bait it into the bathroom and let the drain flies take care of things
No.1297568
>>1297565haha nice one bro
No.1297569
woke up mornin there hima
No.1297571
whats your plan to seize the day
No.1297573
always snatch at fruit flies probably catch them 15% of the time
No.1297575
have purposely vored a few fruit flies theyre too small to care
No.1297576
me next
No.1297577
gonno make some coffee and read manga all day probably
No.1297578
untranslated i hope
No.1297579
did that guy ever start the season
No.1297580
how about some nice manhwa instead
No.1297581
>>1297578thats way too much effort unless its simple and has furigana
No.1297582
sigh thats no better than watching dubbed anime youll have to turn in your hima badge
No.1297583
i dont really give a flip what you think
No.1297584
sounds like someone is a little grumpy this morning
No.1297585
i dont make the rules
No.1297586
ya dont talk to me before ive had my coffee
No.1297589
basted
No.1297590
>>1297580give me some manhwa recs
No.1297591
gran used to always say to NOT talk to her until shes had her two cups of coffee and six cigarettes she was never really in that bad of a mood in the mornings though youd hear her scsnapping her bare feet across the floor and going in the bathroom and ripping some echoing farts into the bowl
No.1297592
gross did you really need to include that last bit
No.1297593
i always feel nauseous and exhausted and grumpy for 2 or 3 hours after i wake up
No.1297594
usually pretty content for the first 10 seconds after waking up then the realization sets in
No.1297595
had tapioca for dessert
No.1297596
never ate tapioca
No.1297599
>>1297593same wonder if it has to do with drinking until the sun comes up every night
No.1297600
if dark days ahead had some of the features from dwarf fortress adventure mode it would be epic i need individually simulated fingers and scar descriptions
No.1297601
im here to see joseph clarence
No.1297602
hehe
No.1297604
what will you do if mommy kicks you out
No.1297606
>>1297603
they arent happy they all want to kill themselves constantly
No.1297608
you need bux
No.1297609
wish i had looks and charisma
No.1297611
he had those and look where it got him
No.1297612
>>1297610
thats the classic cycle of consumerism
No.1297613
if theres one thing i couldnt hope to understand its being a pussy nerd wracked with anxiety over dozens and dozens of insignificant things ive built up in my head to be major problems simply cant relate
No.1297614
thats me
No.1297615
wish i was low iq enough to be low inhib
No.1297616
tried saying fantastical things out loud to see if had charisma but none of them sounded with convicted then tried saying known facts like my name and that sounded the same like did NOT believe in my own words
No.1297620
we will become youkai monsters
No.1297621
craving something sweet
No.1297622
seeded seedless gsnaps were kinda sweet
No.1297623
found some choco in the treat jar
No.1297624
uh are you sure you have enough good boy points to be plundering the treat jar
No.1297626
moms gone but ill try to refill it by the time she comes back
No.1297627
youre playing a dangerous game
No.1297628
whats up with the retirement age moms leaving for weeks at a time moms been gone overnight literally one time since new game aired to the best of my memory
No.1297629
moms have needs
No.1297630
mom loves travelling it brings her back to her airline stewardess days
No.1297631
thought theyre attendants now
No.1297632
doesnt sound as cool
No.1297633
going to start larping as an adult man
No.1297634
ill crack to that
No.1297635
had a glass of cherry moscato
No.1297636
any streams tonight
No.1297638
>>1297637phew in the mood for this
No.1297639
spent 5 minutes scrolling through twitch and youtube live sections then came back here
No.1297641
streamteen
No.1297642
favorite stream recently was watching homuha play imperishable night
No.1297643
sigh liquid shite
No.1297644
used to get pointless crippling anxiety but then something snapped and i stopped caring about anything
No.1297646
between 2017 and now over 900 anime have been made
No.1297647
dont believe you
No.1297648
its over 900
No.1297651
never managed to beat rumia on easy
No.1297652
should stream a nice cave shmup instead
No.1297653
whats the term for when you think a person should be embarrassed do NOT know what it is but did NOT feel that when watching homuha play th08 just felt excited
No.1297655
enough talk fire up the stream
No.1297656
still havent 1ccd deathsmiles its taunting me
No.1297657
>>1297640powerful neckmaxxing game
No.1297658
wish i was born with the gaming gene instead im doomed to suck at games forever
No.1297659
chore assignments in the mansion will be decided by the weekly game tournament
No.1297661
she sucks
No.1297662
was forced into piano lessons as a kid played for some 6 8 years ability never progressed past shite
No.1297663
lets see you play on stream
No.1297664
you were born without the piano gene its alright
No.1297665
lets hear it
No.1297666
couldnt even do a scale anymore
No.1297667
i can do a mean c major scale
No.1297668
music is high level normshite
No.1297669
im high level
No.1297670
dont say that we need to support the musically gifted if we want to have piano music at our fancy dinners in the mansion
No.1297671
what about the shamisen
No.1297672
gonno bring my guitar play the three chords i know be the life of the party
No.1297673
some norm in my street is learning the bagpipes and its really loud if i find him im gonno let him know that an artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity
No.1297674
the pianoman
No.1297675
all hima dinners will have a shamisen koto shakuhachi trio accompaniment
No.1297676
sold my guitar when i was 20 spent all the money on booze
No.1297677
mom bought me a harmonica when i was a wee lad maybe i should pick it up again so i can join the himaband
No.1297678
think its illegal to learn bagpipes in scotland unless you have a soundproof room
No.1297679
cant believe how arrogant youd have to be to poorly play an instrument so loud the entire street has to listen to you instead of renting a soundproof room or something
No.1297680
hate those moments when you realize it was only you that fell for the worthless manbaby meme and on hima youre surrounded by accomplished men with degrees and powerful careers and musical talent and programming skills and chef skills and multilingual abilities and math skills and lawn mowing
No.1297681
uh what are you using all that free time for if NOT to cultivate your artistic and intellectual talents
No.1297682
thats NOT true im as worthless as they come
No.1297683
gaming
No.1297685
i used it to wallstare and devise ingenious new ways to be miserable
No.1297687
sigh guess ill just have to find aNOTher instrument
No.1297688
something i ate is NOT sitting well with me
No.1297689
time to purge
No.1297690
never taken a laxative thought about trying it just for the experience before
No.1297691
its NOT that cool
No.1297692
cool or cool
No.1297693
its pretty cool try it out
No.1297695
hehe
No.1297697
the laxative drug experience NOT to be confused with experiences like heroin and meth
No.1297699
are there actually girls in japan that like macho men or is that a meme
No.1297700
the red pirate says she does
No.1297701
were pretty macho as it is compared to the average jap
No.1297703
>>1297699of course there are
No.1297704
id get beat to a pulp by the middle school 番長
No.1297707
wonder if that one train girl thought i was macho
No.1297708
no more pickled jalapeno slices
No.1297709
35f what the flip
No.1297710
still have those use them everyday in my lunch sandwiches but no more corn tortillas using cauliflower bread sandwich thins
No.1297711
34 here im under the kotatsu
No.1297712
opened the windows to vent after cooking my tofu and rice had to close them back again later
No.1297713
cant leave the kotatsu and to whoever keeps rubbing my leg with their foot i appreciate the enthusiasm but im NOT cool
No.1297714
i rip through em in a few meals wish they made pickled habanero slices but you have to make them yourself
No.1297715
that wasnt my foot
No.1297716
only use 3 slices at a time
No.1297718
how old is that girl need to know if i can jo to her or NOT
No.1297719
what does age have to do with it
No.1297720
15
No.1297721
remember when there was shamiko spam instead of camwhore spam
No.1297722
cant jo to anyone over the age of 16 its against my code
No.1297723
that wasnt spam
No.1297724
>>1297716to conserve them or
No.1297725
never had a fresh jalapeno
No.1297726
feel like im forgetting something
No.1297727
what about a fresh gsnap
No.1297728
>>1297726used to feel like that all the time
No.1297729
heard components for electrical grid stuff are on backorder so if theres too many storms things might get ugly
No.1297730
love outsourcing the production of critical infrastructure to hostile countries
No.1297731
storm season is over
No.1297732
mean winter storms
No.1297733
blizzard season begins
No.1297735
never been in a blizzard or snowed in
No.1297737
youve missed out theyre great
No.1297738
>>1297728youre forgetting your real life
No.1297739
3 slices or sometimes 4 main concern is sodium but also conserving them
No.1297740
that hasnt started yet
No.1297741
cat on the back porch had to shoo it away
No.1297742
give him some chow
No.1297745
crying for the imdb forums
No.1297747
accidentally ran into kitty her skull hit my shin bone it hurt me but she just sat there calmly
No.1297748
its asserting its dominance
No.1297749
pretty mentally ill of mom to tell me i smell good after cracking a six pack considering every male she ever spent lots of time around was an alcoholic
No.1297750
moms out to flip
No.1297751
NOThing wrong with complimenting your sexy 30 year old son it builds confidence
No.1297752
uh oh think mom heard me monologuing in the bathroom and it started with yeah its over for me
No.1297753
maybe it was because i put on a clean shirt for the first time in a few days
No.1297754
she probably cant hear shit unless you have one of the teenmoms
No.1297755
she doesnt give a hoot anyway ive done way crazier things in my younger days and she never cared too much shes probably secretly hoping i get a high score
No.1297756
nice mahjong souls giving two free summon scroll
No.1297757
rolled didnt get anything
No.1297758
tried to confide in neetblog about my full blown aids diagnosis and he just kept yelling spread it around and take some lives
No.1297759
vacuumed mopped cleaned the kitchen cleaned the bathroom showered and shaved hima phew
No.1297761
got some mac and cheesers with cayenne paprika and tabasco after doing jack shite
No.1297762
if an adult contracts hiv it 100% means they were up to no good its such a beautiful disease that punishes the unclean
No.1297763
>>1297760if they had been sent back to africa he would have offered him his infant daughter to cure it after hearing that
No.1297764
what if you get it from a blood transfusion
No.1297766
why do you need a blood transfusion
No.1297767
then id follow nbs advice
No.1297768
what if you were going for a nightwalk and you stepped on a used syringe that had been discarded by an aids riddled drug addict
No.1297769
tardlaughing they close captioned him saying ignorant as ignant even the bots are race realists
No.1297770
>>1297768NOT a turbonorm i dont go on nightwalks i just rot
No.1297771
what if you were sitting in your room and an aids riddled drug addict through a syringe taped to a rock through your window and it stabbed you in the neck
No.1297772
my windows are foiled and trashbagged
No.1297773
going to get spirited away any day now
No.1297774
what if an aids riddled nigger broke into your house and forcefully bolstered your ass
No.1297775
hoo boy hima george likes his chicken spicy that 2tbsp of cayenne did the trick
No.1297776
oog me masticate me ingest
No.1297777
poured myself a drink
No.1297778
been having super spicy chicken in my burritos every day for a week now
No.1297779
>>1297774i check the door locks regularly and have my door barricaded the only basketball americans are 20 minutes away at least
No.1297780
might eat banana
No.1297781
die quaddrink
No.1297782
sigh hope none of his gangsta niggers accuse him of having gay cancer after he gets out of the big house
No.1297783
havent had a banana in about 20 years theyre disgusting
No.1297784
best part of turning 30 is being able to erect a powerful kekkai around your neet hovel with just a few handy household items
No.1297785
we know
No.1297786
you mean a circumvallation
No.1297787
eat a banana every morning its a healthy way to start a productive day
No.1297788
dont say circum
No.1297790
havent eaten breakfast in nearly 20 years feel far too nauseous after waking
No.1297791
stopped eating breakfast after the time for school went from 9 to like 730 had hot pockets for a few months but that was it
No.1297792
we cant start breakfast in the mansion until everyone is seated now come down and get your hotcakes
No.1297793
ill take them in my lair
No.1297794
cant remember the last time i didnt eat in front of the rectangle
No.1297796
seki keeps trying to get me to rip off of the peace pipe lungbuster
No.1297797
might earlysnooze dont feel like watching any of the 30gb of seasonal normime on my drive probably gonno end up deleting it again sigh
No.1297798
mom said shes making tacos tomorrow even if she doesnt i have pizza im stoked
No.1297799
mom doesnt make a damned thing because she fell for the jewish trick of feminism in the 70s
No.1297800
did she teach you how to respect women
No.1297803
downloading the lost ark beta
No.1297804
no dont its gonno be like tree again where everyone plays the beta and then doesnt play on release
No.1297805
remember dani talking about mind control with random party members in tree hehe
No.1297806
sigh played the tree beta for 500 hours and then barely touched the release
No.1297807
ya i foolishly waited for the release and everyone on hima didnt play it so dont do it again
No.1297809
got a NOTification of a manga coming back in stock after over a year got real excited thinking i was gonno finally get it but this motherflipper is asking over $400 for one measly volume flip that
No.1297810
get owned manganorm
No.1297811
owned
No.1297812
never understood the point of owning physical goods
No.1297813
own NOThing and im happy
No.1297814
manga is best read in bed or in nature NOT on a screen at a computer desk
No.1297815
thats why i print mine out and staple it into a nice homemade volume
No.1297816
that reminds me of the origin story of gamefreak wonder how much those stapled together fanzines are worth now
No.1297818
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No.1297819
maam... your ass
No.1297821
woke up its cold as flip
No.1297822
mornin
No.1297825
what the hell is she doing
No.1297826
making tea
No.1297827
thats NOT how you make tea
No.1297828
piss doesnt taste good
No.1297829
hers probably does
No.1297830
nice pissdrinker
No.1297832
i thought the seat was on the other side in japan
No.1297833
you can still buy left seat drive vehicles you just need a special license
No.1297834
gloves arrived now i can draw without the tablet rubbing on my skin
No.1297835
so frail as to need protective gear just to use a tablet
No.1297836
post doodles
No.1297837
dont pressure him
No.1297838
post them now
No.1297839
wore gloves outside but skin is still getting dry and cracked from the cold air
No.1297840
time to apply moisturizer
No.1297841
never ended up getting any hyaluronic acid
No.1297842
neighbor woman in her 20s was outside this morning scsnapping frost off her car windows and NOT wearing a coat just a black blouse you know like one of those fancy short sleeve shirts
No.1297843
i dont know lets see a pic
No.1297844
searched for a pic but all of the pics of blouses are long sleeved does that mean she was NOT wearing a blouse
No.1297845
thought a blouse was just a shirt that girls wear
No.1297846
blouses are just loose light shirts that you wear over your clothes
No.1297847
blouse makes me think of louse
No.1297848
time to sleep
No.1297849
opened the window yesterday and a new flew inside tried to steal my lunch
No.1297852
is rosemi the only female on the planet who likes aris
No.1297853
dad took me to the car repair place to get my car checked up in 2017 and there were these two girls behind the counter they looked at me thought one might have said the word effete then they both laughed
No.1297854
korone likes hagrid which means aris is also her type
No.1297857
>>1297831wheres the manual shifter
No.1297858
refuse to talk to women who dont drive a stick
No.1297860
cant believe we have to wait until christmas to see elira sauced up like that again
No.1297861
dont know how to Drive with a manual transmission
No.1297862
hate when seki takes away my rights in the cord
No.1297864
glad reviewbrah retained his virg powers and youthful looks
No.1297865
fast food was the secret to boyish good looks all along no wonder himaboys are the beautiful ones
No.1297867
spermed and it was really yellow and rotten smelling dont think were supposed to retain
No.1297869
thats quite impressive miss
No.1297871
you probably have a garbage diet
No.1297872
dont think its particularly bad but maybe
No.1297873
still doing nojono im gonno make it this time and my real life will begin in december
No.1297874
good luck
No.1297875
didnt feel any different last time wont this time only saving up to explode to megumin in destroy dick december
No.1297877
dont like when they show the guys bhole
No.1297879
i turned it 50/50
No.1297880
think im ready for the next few bars of alhambra
No.1297882
why does the new ww2 cod have red dot sights
No.1297883
same reason it has niggers
No.1297884
uh pretty sure nigs existed in the 1940s
No.1297886
eating carrots again with the window open
No.1297887
rabbit boy
No.1297889
whys the guy getting boned in the second one thats cool
No.1297890
didnt get invited to the hima orgy
No.1297891
taquitos for lunch
No.1297892
feeling lucky hima almost done with lunch window open the entire time and the bees have NOT showed up yet
No.1297893
its NOT bee season
No.1297894
>>1297852shes just trying to trick aristeens into watching her
No.1297895
no no youre supposed to say something like she only knows about him because of her boyfriend
No.1297897
>>1297895thats probably true too
No.1297898
dont understand why people romanticize having friends its NOT that great
No.1297899
>>1297882the 2017 ww2 cod had them as well
No.1297901
perma
No.1297902
>>1297898homo sapiens are social animals
No.1297903
my friends are here
No.1297904
new luna is way cuter
No.1297905
source sans pro seems popular in jp streams
No.1297907
firefox keeps crashing sigh
No.1297908
woke up moms making tacos
No.1297909
nice madre
No.1297910
puta madre
No.1297912
stream
No.1297913
im afraid NOT
No.1297914
final fantasy sucks balls so does persona and smt
No.1297915
smts good
No.1297916
love simultaneous multithreading
No.1297919
your dole dippers madam
No.1297920
woke up made some cawfee
No.1297923
stopped watching freemans mind in 2010 or so and forgot about it for a while dont want to go back and overwrite my memories of the first 15 or 20 episodes
No.1297924
couldnt make it as a wise man
No.1297925
im tard
No.1297927
gonno change my last name to tardman
No.1297928
>>1297926
i know if it sucked id be able to watch it
No.1297930
never jammed it in
No.1297933
sigh iktf
No.1297934
pic
No.1297935
what the flip this works so well
No.1297937
mindblowing that dweebs spent thousands of hours learning a dying language just to get owned by technology
No.1297938
hate when people tell me i look like is there any problem
No.1297941
how do you know it works if you dont know what the text means in the first place
No.1297942
no maskholes
masked & vaxed please
because we care about our neighbors
No.1297943
my listening ability far exceeds my reading ability and it lets you do text to speech
No.1297946
actually it can be since illiteracy was the norm for 99% of humans throughout history
No.1297947
so youre saying youre a norm
No.1297948
im NOT a norm because i talk to people and touch grass
No.1297949
the antimask norm got arrested hehe
No.1297950
do i have to wear a mask in the mansion and show proof of vaccination
No.1297952
theyre bored and want attention
No.1297953
they just wanted a little excitement in their boring norm lives
its 99% of the reason that people go to protests or riots they work themselves up thinking they are on the side of justice and that they are doing good by going out and being a nuisance
No.1297954
mom went to a streetsitting protest last year to hang out with her friends think it had something to do with oil lines or something
No.1297956
mom made sausage
No.1297957
hehe
No.1297958
love moms sausage
No.1297959
gonno jo
No.1297960
like how a good cup of pourover tastes good an hour or two later
No.1297961
dead hours making aNOTher cup with used grinds
No.1297962
wore normglasses on that Drive mom might have been impressed enough by my ability to act almost as normal as the average american 15 year old over ten years late that she orders pizza tonight
No.1297963
might try to talk her into getting half chovies NOT arrogant enough to try for full
No.1297965
snap her
No.1297966
>>1297961uh you cant do that
No.1297967
thought about it pizza would almost certainly force me into watching a movie groan
No.1297968
moms a cheap date
No.1297969
>>1297966i just did tastes fine
No.1297970
tried cofe once like 15 years ago and then never again
No.1297973
i dont get it is he selling a digital image
No.1297974
he sold it for $57k
No.1297976
ya
No.1297977
whats money laundering
No.1297978
anyone else jaw starts hurting after mumbling to self
No.1297979
>>1297977think its when you buy or sell things you dont actually want to have a tax excuse for why you lost or gained money
No.1297980
wish i had money to launder
No.1297981
get plenty of money from the government but no reason to launder it
No.1297984
couple years ago dentist said the way my jaw formed was weird and said it will get worse the more i chew on stuff maybe thats why it hurts
No.1297987
the beans are folded over a thousand times
No.1297988
found out some jap canned coffee vending machines heat it for you
No.1297990
listening to crab cream commander
No.1297992
mom said im losing too much weight
No.1297994
wish i could twig out
No.1297996
going to have abs by december just in time to bundle up in a sweater and a coat
No.1297997
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No.1297998
jumpscare dont click
No.1297999
gonno start wearing a balaclava
No.1298002
thought about starting to wear a balaclava but all the ones on amazon have lame designs
No.1298004
>>1297997what the flip screamed
No.1298009
wish i was her
No.1298010
went through a bestiality phase as a teen
No.1298011
shes so happy
No.1298014
youve dogpilled me for the last time
No.1298015
dont understand beastiality but ive been known to get a furbone now and then
No.1298016
sigh gave into temptation bought aNOTher box of pasta swear this ones the last also aNOTher handle
No.1298018
never been into bestiality after i realized theres no good vids of a foid getting flipped by a horse
No.1298019
it could be worse you could have a chocolate addiction like me
No.1298020
NOT sure thats worse
No.1298021
the chocoholic
No.1298022
you guys would have a field day if you saw my collection
No.1298023
well lets see it
No.1298024
die braggart
No.1298025
you cant just brag like that and NOT post anything
No.1298027
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>>1298018what wrong with illustrations
No.1298028
have the largest collection of clop in southern hemisphere
No.1298029
women would rather get flipped by tard animals than to so much as brush past us in a crowd
No.1298030
weird that animals only allowed themselves to become domesticated so they could flip human females
No.1298031
only clop i need is hoofbeat NOThing could possibly beat that
No.1298032
accidentally scanned something twice in the self checkout so i had to wave for the foid and she just stared at me like a retard and i got frustrated and made a face while waving at her like get your ass over here retard she was nice during the encounter though might need to start pushing foids around its what they want
No.1298033
why NOT just push the i need assistance button
No.1298034
she probably thought you were just saying hi women are used to guys constantly trying to make contact with them
No.1298035
did you get her number
No.1298036
gonno roast some brussels and shrooms
No.1298037
hb these veggies are smelling better than i couldve hoped for
No.1298041
nice goober hat
No.1298042
3500 dollars what the flip
No.1298043
wish i had a nice 64gb 2tb m1 max macbook pro starting at $5k
No.1298045
its NOT that expensive when you have a job
No.1298046
saw those hats on a couple anime merch sites when they came out considered buying one since i need a tooque for winter but i didnt watch yuru camp and didnt want to be mistaken for a fan of the show so i decided against it
No.1298047
NOT anime merch its made by a normal company
No.1298048
oh hehe i could use one of those then
No.1298049
>>1298045its NOT that expensive but its way overpriced
No.1298050
uh you guys know hats make you go bald right
No.1298051
went bald without ever wearing hats
No.1298053
hypothermia is much worse than baldness
No.1298054
wouldnt mind dying
No.1298055
have a thick head of hair always hated how thick it was
No.1298058
tried looking up earmuffs before and could only find womens ones was gonno buy some anyway but i forgot about it for a year and now its winter again
No.1298059
uh does she really have to shove her tits into the camera for a gunpla vid
No.1298060
why would she turn down easy money
No.1298061
hope youve all got your mittens
No.1298062
why would i when its mid seventies outside
No.1298063
never made brussel sprouts before except from a frozen bag and i must say these are NOT bad at all
No.1298064
>>1297985boss cafe au lait is really good
No.1298065
some stores sell jap drinks but theyre always overpriced like 3 to 6 bucks for a can or bottle
No.1298067
wish they sold boss here
No.1298068
dont know if they sell boss or just ito en ramune calpis pocari etc
No.1298069
forgot the pythonanywhere password
No.1298070
>>1298038are they growers
No.1298071
keep getting emails telling me to be a worknorm at battery companies and thermofisher
No.1298072
need a job putting the flowers on the sushi trays
No.1298073
the fleshy core was good but think the best part was the leaves that came off and roasted to a crisp
No.1298076
pic
No.1298080
hate onions
No.1298082
its NOT that great
No.1298083
i thought cold places were supposed to be depressed
No.1298084
wish i lived in greenland
No.1298086
dont click
No.1298087
need to buy a small secluded plot of land in the wilderness with a modestly sized cabin that has internet a fireplace and access to clean water maybe a one hour bike ride away from the store after you make your way through the forest to the nearest road
No.1298088
i agree onions are disgusting
No.1298091
im tubeteen
No.1298092
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No.1298093
theyre NOT that great
No.1298094
>>1298087were invited too right
No.1298096
no get your own cabin
No.1298097
eating spam n eggs on rice
No.1298098
the manbaby oyakodon
No.1298099
uh theres no oya
No.1298100
female pigs have shoulders too
No.1298102
poor frogcel needs to start mewing
No.1298103
uh frogblog doesnt need to do a thing
No.1298104
was taken to a few speech therapy sessions as a kid she told me to mew of course NOT in those words didnt do it
No.1298106
wish i could jbw
No.1298107
perma
No.1298108
hearing that tone again still NOT sure what its from
No.1298111
because its gonno suck
No.1298112
i think that guy said something about the land of java
No.1298113
why would boba fett be some weird crime boss syndicate leader thats stupid
No.1298114
hope normlettermedia makes a new nerd crew for this
No.1298115
its just fanfic you shouldnt think about it too much
No.1298116
havent watched anything star wars since mom roped me into seeing ep 7
No.1298117
saw the first one of the new series and didnt bother with the rest
No.1298118
read that as snapped
No.1298119
uh read what
No.1298120
big bro and i saw episode 9 and started tardlaughing when the emperor summoned a few hundred starships at the start
No.1298121
sigh somehow palpatine has returned
No.1298122
has darth returned yet
No.1298123
darth maul returned 3 times now
No.1298124
who
No.1298125
ominous rumbling in my lower abdomen
No.1298126
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No.1298127
woke up gotta piss but theres invaders here
No.1298128
nightclub juicy rn
No.1298129
show them whos the master of the house
No.1298132
if someones living there then its NOT abandoned anymore
No.1298133
wish my elementary school was int the mountains
No.1298135
snoozing flip this
No.1298136
right behind you
No.1298137
can you filter snooze to sneeze please
No.1298138
achoo
No.1298140
cant snooze now theres only 3 more hours til the sports festival
No.1298141
cant you turn the damn names off its been nearly a week
No.1298142
in other words it hasnt even been a week
No.1298143
love leaving the christmas tree up till february
No.1298144
even leaving them on for one day is egregious
No.1298145
mom hasnt taken the christmas lights down since 2013
No.1298146
the old filipino neighbors did that
No.1298147
remember mom always wanted to put up christmas lights but even as a young boy i would grinch out and tell her NOT to and that i wouldnt help
No.1298148
when are we getting christmas lights on hima
No.1298149
heck yeah fire up the mandatory flashing red and green theme with autoplaying jingle bells midi
No.1298150
might start adblocking the names if this continues
No.1298151
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is this a good deal
No.1298152
maybe add in some sheep christmas song autoplay too
No.1298153
havent touched my dumbbells in months
No.1298154
hehe cant wait to have christmas lights and halloween names in the middle of summer 2022
No.1298156
touching it with my toes right now
No.1298157
truhimamates use the tardbells instead
No.1298158
which ones are those
No.1298159
okay ive touched them just NOT worked out
No.1298161
try holding those in a t pose for 2 minutes you will feel the burn
No.1298162
brussel sprouts cost more per pound than chicken breast so do many other vegetables how come meats seen as an expensive treat
No.1298163
because of government subsidies
No.1298164
best part of starting to work out was the enjoyable pain the day after need to take extended breaks to feel the soreness again otherwise it eventually stops
No.1298165
no one thinks meat is an expensive treat in this country
No.1298166
got 10 pounds of pork loin for 14 bucks
No.1298167
people think of potatoes and carrots when they think about vegetables NOT brussel sprouts
No.1298168
what the flip where
No.1298169
traditionally meat has been a rare treat its been that way in every culture for thousands of years
No.1298170
pork butt sometimes goes on sale for dirt cheap would get it then for pulled pork but havent made that in years
No.1298171
no idea what food costs here
No.1298172
>>1298168costco mom gives me giftcards sometimes and i go in to get veggis pork and frozen za
No.1298173
eggs are cheap again but produce is more expensive now chickens seemed to stay about the same
No.1298174
love roasting up a big ol boneless pork loin from aldi
No.1298175
dont know about carrots but potatoes have NOT been looking good lately
No.1298176
there are certain essentials will always buy no matter what they cost so do NOT even think about the price
No.1298177
essentials like rice mayo vodka
No.1298179
eggs everything bagels simply orange and gsnapfruit juice rice beans frozen vegetables 3 different kinds of fruit
No.1298180
that image does NOT need to be 2.43 megs
No.1298181
dont have the energy to read the posts i skipped while gaming can everyone stop posting for about 4 hours so i can catch up
No.1298182
simply orange what the flip
No.1298184
yeah mom does NOT like it says simply brand is too expensive but do NOT care what mom thinks its the only brand for me
No.1298185
crying for that guy without access to gsnapfruit juice
No.1298186
why NOT buy a juicer
No.1298187
dont think theres anything that i make sure i always have just buy enough to make one weeks worth of meals of whatever i decide to eat that week and just eat that this week is burritos
No.1298189
why
No.1298190
those bottles are great for pissing into
No.1298191
that doesnt look like win7
No.1298192
nice left startbar win10
No.1298193
sigh you cant play the new age of empires unless you get win10
No.1298194
left bar is the only one that makes sense been doing it this way for over a decade
No.1298195
the leftist
No.1298196
uh why would you have the bar showing at all
No.1298197
how could you consider going barless
No.1298198
wherever i right click the menu appears
No.1298199
thats incomprehensible
No.1298200
inconceivable
No.1298201
love microsoft and directx deciding that borderless windowed is the future and killing fullscreen
No.1298203
microshaft is paying companies to use dx12 only and NOT have dx11 support for the games they make so that they dont run on anything but win10
No.1298207
>>1298205this shouldnt be allowed
No.1298208
girl pussy awoooga
No.1298210
peeled a couple clementines gonno get under the kotatsu
No.1298213
any speedrunners
No.1298214
okayus gonno speed run the sorts festival in 2 hours
No.1298215
prefer panties to pussy
No.1298216
spreading my poosy
No.1298217
airing out the pussy as well
No.1298218
gonno play splatoon
No.1298219
you gotta be squiddin me
No.1298220
wheres the hima private battle
No.1298221
mom said i should get a j*b at the tire plant
No.1298222
stairs
No.1298223
get a jab
No.1298224
need a jab to get a job
No.1298227
does will smith really think hes one of the best actors