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 No.918909[Last 100 Posts]


i was born in the piss molded by the piss




got left behind


threaten to kill yourself


got left behind this thread was made by a norm though


every NOT capped thread on hima right now is made by a norm


knew the norms had taken over i flippin gods damned knew it


the norms took over years ago


what do we do now hima was the last bastion


the hima spinoff is only accessible in the afterlife


the norms were never NOT in control idiot


its time for us to leave and start our real lives


running the place is different a board is its users NOT the norm in charge





dont post those filthy shitrollers again


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need illya to jump on my back to fix it


need illya to pat me on the head and make cute noises and sing me a lullaby hehe


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senkoe senko senko senkko sndjebrndndn dndjsjdbdhsjdndsrbjko


hard to believe boobies are actually real


have you seen them before


NOT sure if im hungry or just wanting to eat


fire up some chos and a gallon of milk and feast away


gotta eat big to get big feast up


i fell for the eat big to get big meme too many times i have to think it through before eating


too big and her nips are inverted its gross


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do NOT fire up any soggy chips within my vicinity thanks


the hararu and the ababababa are two separate voices holy flip


NOThin soggy


love boobs cant imagine a world where i didnt spend 60+ minutes a day thinking about them


wish i had boobs


nice sexnorm how about you spend 60 minutes thinking about NOT being a god damned norm




baste impotent 400 pound manbaby


owned that low functioning sexnorm




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your beverage mister


why thank you miss


shes dripping need to help her




having fun with the under night in-birth EXE:late[st] tutorial


damn good game that one


damn good


had no choice but to stave off the hunger with some fresh steamed broccoli and few spoonfuls of 0 fat cottage cheese can i get a hb


no fat cottage cheese aint even cottage cheese


first the shit then the shower


those arent inverted


what do you call it when theres a hole in them


have you never seen breasts in your life before


please dont tell us you fell for the virg meme


baste onseki educating these flipping manbabies on women's bodies


how else are they supposed to squirt milk if theres no hole


no no this cant be flipping happening


yes i do believe ill be loading up gelbooru for the sixth time today


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my emporer


stopped following fate after fsn how come theres 10 sabers now


who cares its just to jo the ole bone to anyway


die fate norms


sigh the expert tutorial is too hard


muh toehoes


cant say ive ever spermed to a touhou


whats wrong with a nice nostalgic tohojo


love joing to marisa and suwako gotta be honest


thats a child


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muh mulg


i want to worship a virgin but theres none


you can worship me


this world is mindliquifyingly boring


is that the oooooo god im coooooming one


fat is good for you


no dont know how you made that connection


fat is necessary but in excess it would be bad


your hymens still intact right


then what is it


sigh milk is such a goddess


holy flip the fuzzy guard one is hard


dont think i will ever be able to forgive god for denying me a milky gf


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meirin-san... tomare...





how dare they do that to the 2006 touhou


sigh NOThin but a sex starved incel might flip an animal


im an animal


i used to be a ghost you know



laughed out loud at the upsides of ugliness


wish i was ugly


its NOT that great


got left behind


it may have been better to have been left behind


feel bad for the girls who get sharked or spermed on in public being a female must be suffering


NOThing could be greater suffering than this




what do you mean sharked


think its the same as kancho


goddamnit these combos are too hard how am i supposed to do this shite


only goal i can feel now is the competition of the ritual



lets snooze


should i stream some unist or is it a waste of time


sigh got left behind


hate the doomer bloomer coomer noomer they are all produced as distractions by zoomers in a poor attempt to get boomers to forget about them and allow the teen menace despite none of them being born when imageboards started


hoooo boy im gamin hard right now hima heck ya


saw a teen on the 4 who hadnt seen the matrix as was indignant about being criticized for it


coomers are raging


hate the meaning of life meme


all of them only exist so norms can say wow hes literally me i also masturbate wow this is crazy i must be so damaged and deranged like my fellow 4channeler commenters


cant help but look down on anyone that has ever purchased pornography or a masturbation aid or slime or anything sexual at all


cant believe people born in 2006 are posting on the 4 right now


never saw the matrix just reloaded ive owned the dvd for at least thirteen years and havent bothered to play it




love seeing my bros fired up about gaming


think i watched some of revolution on cable too


stream it


lying coward how can that possibly be true


most of the dvds and blu rays i own have never been played and the longer i go without watching them the more i feel anxious about finally doing it


youre supposed to be stockpiling them for when the emp hits and the internet goes down


dont own a single movie


youre lucky reloaded pinches


he said hes seen reloaded and NOT the matrix


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ass pains are starting again oh no


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theyre undercooked retard
*spits it out in her face*


how flipping depraved am i that i considered joing to that pic


ive never seen the matrix


youre living in it


ive never seen it either


stream it pnig


its NOT actually her it was made by a west


are you saying that any japanese fanart is the real character but any western art isnt





of course


im a gamer


gave up on unist i can barely complete any expert combo


simple as


time for anime hehe


i think funimation stole their intro sound from mogwai


guy is trying to scam my mom but im trying to bait him into giving his real info so i can report him to the proper authorities


hell yeah are you recording


let the man scam in peace asshole


yeah go to hell wk


dont view it that way as long as the fan artist captures the essence of the character its fine a lot of japanese fan artists fail to do that and instead just draw a character in their own style that has the same base physical features never save those images


guy scammed my dad and did everything i could to stop it but he wouldnt stop sending money


going to have to start my own business if i ever want to be a successnorm


does your dad have a learning disability how did he think sending money to a stranger was a good idea


he was blinded by base human instincts like all cels


lets buy a shrimping vessel and fish the coastal waters for prawn


gonno watch some vids and snooze


just need to find out what norms need and give it to them


generosity isnt a base human instinct


wish i was one of those guys that give up everything and make some drastic life change but i know that is impossible for someone like me


may as well risk it all trying to make it big than go every day hating my life


grappled with that reality my whole life sigh


everything i do is a result of a long period of deliberation and calculation always taking the safest bet and weighing the cost/benefit it results in being able to survive but never thrive


dont rock the boat


thought about joining the army to kickstart my real life but this would be me


if i was a real man id sell all my stuff and go live and work on some big cargo ship


nah youd fit in with the rest of beta losers and do your push ups and march like everyone else but you wont become a man youll just put that on hold for a few years


the guy gave me his number but i looked it up and its a voip line that just screams scammer trying to get him to give me his cellphone but i doubt he will fall for that


tell him you need to call him late because you work the late shift at a grocery store


i would get lost on the way there and call mom to pick me up sigh


havent seen mom in about a year


where is my erotomania gf


havent heard of that before


wonder if im too old to start exercising
remember being 21 and thinking that its a waste of time because id only get real results by the time im 23 which to me at the time was hecka old


you know it as yandere


makes no sense that dad was chad enough to impregnate a woman why did i inherit cel genes


no i dont seems to be like paranoid schizophrenia only the secret messages you think youre getting are love letters


he didnt give me aNOTher number NOThing really i can do at this point just gonno tell him to get a real job


your father wasnt a young man during the age of rampant hypergamy you simply cant compete


why wont a woman just let me sperm in her its NOT that big of a deal is it


gonno put his number on a telemarketing list


its a huge deal imagine getting knocked up with an incelfant for 9 months then dying or having to raise it


foids are incapable of complex thought they cant imagine that


mindblowing that it takes an average of 6 months of being spermed in daily to get pregnant



prove it coward


anyone want to watch a movie


stream the matrix


love the matrix meme


cant tell if being redpilled is a good or bad thing



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dont know how to stream but i can give you the magnet for this and we could hit play at the same time


or anime whatever you want


wonder how they shot the close up of the mirror glasses without showing the camera in the glasses


what do you mean magnet







to any law enforcement officials in the state of arizona reading this that post was a joke and i am NOT advocating copyright infringement


based arizona pd


shut the flip UP you god damned norm raiders potato chefs




ordered a pizza


hate norms hima flippin hate em


cant believe mom set me up for failure by buying me games as a child





signed his number up to a gay chatline flipping hate scammers


gonno masturbate




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love yamu


i was right about the coomer meme


im sure you werent


anyone gamin


wish i could do that


self inserting myself into pokemon masters


sick of af sick of jfc



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stop spamming that slut


dont call her a slut you fucking asshole ill rip your heart out you piece of shit


mornin hima woke up early today for some reason


want to trick this girl into being my gf somehow


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autistic girls have poor social awareness but know that sex feels good so most of them end up being cumdumpsters for sub chad types looking for easy sex


what about sub sub sub chads


they cant compete with the sub chads


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once you become a wageslave you have to deal with a lot of interactions just like that image hate it


what do you mean just like that image


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the time has come to ascend and become a nojo


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woke up


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forgot that tsunade was such a bitch




guess ill make aNOTher cup


had some beef for lunch hehe


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bought a gaming mouse


nice gamer


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nice drawing


hima hima


watching dovy scape


you should be playing scape instead


my membership ran out and i dont feel like renewing it


wish i had spent all my time playing cs so i could at least have a real skill besides masturbating


you wouldnt trust me


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miss setting up camp in swgemu hima waiting on the night to pass way out there sometimes hearing the occasional swoop bike going by those were the days


never gonno be a game like swg again


mindblowing that pnig would nonchalantly post about flipping children and expected NOT to get caught


It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have NOT been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on our bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair.

1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is NOT a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gage a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie

Decide for yourself.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.


remember when i first picked that game up a group took me to endor to go hunting one of the best moments of my life


imagine being demented enough to install this on your windows 10 gaming pc just to play some western indie game


cry every time to this


mindblowing that the people who speak out against epic advocate for steam when gaben is just as in league with the chinks as they are


get all my games from gog


why would installing more spyware on windows 10 matter


how else am i supposed to play fortnite


i already use opera gx so whatever




you shouldnt be using windows 10 either


its different when its chinks stealing moms credit card info


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use windows 10 with opera gx and the epic launcher got NOThin to hide and NOThin to fear


love my alexa ankle monitor and using my siri watch to post on hima



cant believe ill never get to see that marlboro vid again


which one


became a bitcoin millionaire and explored the arctic circle in superyachts in a different life


the crypto meme is over its 2019


whats the latest meme


gambling it away and having to pay mom back for the initial loan


any hair of the blog today


just sunday dread due to the impeding doom that is monday


whats so great about opera anyway


monday cant come fast enough


no memory leak on hima


no more memes its rope time boyos


dont know how norms are able to do so much when i can do so little


cant believe i never foresaw the norm invasion back in 06


should have roped after gamergate


imagine being dumb enough to get suckered into living in this hell for aNOTher 50 or so years


soon we will be free from this nightmare the ritual


playing some underrail


paste sseth




love a good wrpg


just realized that the earth is indeed flat


how can you tell


contrarian cringe fedora conspiracy


hate people that pretend to believe the earth is flat


gonno stream for a bit hehe


flat earthers are constantly mentioned to make people feel like believing in anything you dont see on netflix will make you seem crazy to your peers


gth norm


its making me watch a ad


love ads wish seki would add some nice jlist ads to hima


havent seen a jlist ad in years


might save some hentai gif porn ads and add them to the banner list hehe


gth hentainorm


why wouldnt you use ublock


thanks for the stream


stream the matrix instead


posture is absolutely fucked but i would need to gain 25+ pounds of muscle to fix it


how is that possible


woke up resnoozed woke up resjoozed again then napped now tummy hurts


ive been hunched over staring into a screen 6+ hours a day like a gremlin since i was 10


why dont you just put the monitor closer to your face instead of hunching


the gremlin hunch is my default pose


have to lower the chair to its lowest setting otherwise my feet dont touch the ground


back from my walk with dad gonno stream some more hehe


sigh cant wait to quit my job and enter the preritual endgame its going to be a crazy time


jobnorms walknorms streamnorms flipping norms


forgot dadnorms flip you dumb norms


whats the point in learning to Drive at this point if 99% of cars are just giant normphones with wheels these days


you dont have to actually buy a new car


sorry that was grammatically incorrect


uh i will in five years when every car made before 2010 will have 400k miles on it


dont think you can buy a new car without a touchscreen soy radio


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cant believe the abababa girl is actually the awawawa girl



why dont they make anime with the same artstyle as in the original manga


mom ordered pizza


woke up nice railler


baste ezra


gonno watch this


are you in a tutorial zone or is this NOT a quest driven game



why didnt he just siphon the wax off


love licking the globs of ear wax that come out of my ears




why is eating boogers ok but NOT ear wax


its full of antinutrients


having a lol just sneak past them


flip this dumb game


its NOT the tutorial but its the beginner area


stomach starting to hurt thinking about the good ol days


crazy how people will gamble in mmo economies for no reward but are too pussy to gamble with real money in the crypto market


using a 27 inch monitor has mindfucked me why didnt i get the 21.5


raining again hima


wish it was raining here


where the stream go


mom brought me dindin sorry


based mom



downloaded kirby voice clips and got a bone listening to them


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fixes my old wacom tablet look at that soldering bros


im addicted to livermush


you need a 24 inch


pretty good what are you using


streaming again forgot that the npc told me to scare the rats off with flares hehe this gonno be a breeze now


unlocked my genetic memory


thats NOT a thing


remote viewing on nb hes browsing some other site i cant quite make it out


getting an error now
Could NOT access the specified channel or stream key, please double-check your stream key. If it is correct, there may be a problem connecting to the server.


intuos 5


feel nauseous thinking about how much of moms money and energy i wasted from birth til my twenties


just take care of her in old age


probably borrowed 5000 dollars between age 8 and age 20 for mmo subs, electronics, games, and other stupid shit i should have been sent to work in a factory to pay for it all




shes in her old age now and im a flipping manbaby retard


are losers born or created



just pull the plug on me


mom will die soon and what will you do after that




the ritual is going to set everything right just have faith



my real life hasnt started yet i just rolled the wrong stats


wish this was my theme


is the stream starting up again or am i making a fool of myself refreshing


why am i NOT japanese


baste turt


im a gamer i game simple as that


fixed it hehe its up


wish i had evolved into a soyboy instead of going extinct im already a spineless pussy without any of the benefits that come with submission to norms


did you try drinking soy milk


start ingesting large quantities of soy and watching superhero and starwars movies until you become one


paste used all my flares and still got killed


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wk on the offensive


ate some raw fish


raw or sushi raw




sushi isnt really raw its cooked with cold instead of heat



pasted savelock


thats NOT wk thats his gf or his property look at that goofy nigger its the only girl that will ever touch him sexually


better than NOThing


this game fucking sucks


awakened my sharingan through cel rage like obito


gave up and started over


been watching the stream at less than 1fps thinking it was broken because i forgot to close an emulator


been a powerful nostalgia night feel sick


good episode of super


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thats a ban


pasted coomer


girl caught me staring at her feet once but i think she thought i was looking at her legs
foolish teen foot girl


wish i hadnt gotten a memedesk and memechair


wish i was smart enough to be attracted to feet


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when was the last time you wore shoes


love making runescape merch with my gf


wore snow boots when i went to the grocery store last week


just realized rs3 characters have huge boobs


never seen the rs3 models what were they thinking


done gaming this run was way better hehe


might just have a nice cry




might have a tardfit


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went and bought a box of wine and some pasta supplies gonno get drunk as hell and play wow all night


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paste wowie


goddamnit hima im flippin raging mom forgot to turn the freezer on after we moved a week ago and i had 20 pounds of frozen superhots that i harvested in there and now theyre all ruined that was my supply of chilis for the year sigh gotta comfort myself with the bottle and order some new superhot seeds i guess


owned spicenorm


pnig wouldve never allowed a spicenorm to post on hima


what could you possibly need 20 pounds of chilis for


pnig also loved ruining the lives of children


my years supply


supply in hell spicenorm


gonno poo


theyre trying to wear us down


kill whitey


NOT sure what im gonno do without my chilis i cant eat bland meals hima this is terrible


put a sock in it spicer


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wonder why michelangelo gave moses cat ears


blizzard did it again


just learned grains cause schizophrenia


the cheapest food isn't what is known as junk food... but grains... evil grains. and they will make your farts stink even more
try eating only oatmeal for one day, I do NOT recommend it because that is allowing a lot of the forces of evil into your body but you will see what I mean


he is very right. please do NOT eat evil cereal grains. especially NOT in their basic form... "breakfast cereal" is an evil scam for you


what did they do aNOTher mobile game or aNOTher wave of d.va webm copyright claims


found my theme


cant believe everyone forgot about milky holmes




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hell yeah


the art is more tard than i am


alola is the only one i watched since dub kanto but dropped it half way


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i thought his tail had a black mark too



based zoomerbait thumbnail


just got mad thinking about this time when a traitor in our raid party stole our karazhan for aNOTher raid group and completely cleared it even when me and a friend camped it to get them down to 8 players



hes playing jeremy soule music in this video and onseki didnt ban you and yet when i posted about jeremy soule getting ejected from the industry because some girl said he looked at her bum i get banned


really you got banned for that i thought it was relevant enough and replied jeremy soule is pasted


nah just joking still cant believe this happened though


sigh vent server join and leave sound effects


that accusation isnt going anywhere im pretty sure at least


love the oblivion soundtrack


need to go back to 2005


need to go back to the spring of 2012


want to do a study on love live fans and what makes them tic


need to go back to spring 2009 and claim whats rightfully mine


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going to get a haircut by myself today wish me luck


the browser tab has destroyed an entire generation of men


good luck


morning hima hows it going


die greetnorm


it used to be called bread madness


you cant talk to me like that NOT before ive had my coffee


is the dont talk to me before coffee meme real



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how can i find a nice tomboy gf


i dont know


just got yamuchan hima


hate how only attractive people are allowed to experience love and unattractive people have to settle with other unattractive people who attractive people would rather be alone than touch


hehe and the unattractive people dont even want to be with each other its just a take it or leave it situation gosh arent norms the funniest what a laugh


norms dont seem to think that consciously they seem to think that if you are hideously ugly you also find hideously ugly people attractive


hate ugly people


NOThing steams me more than typing up a 2000 word post edited down from 3000 only for janny to decide the thread was offtopic and delete it before i can even hit submit


oops meant 2000 character NOT word



im sure your post was bad


of course you are youd immediately skip any 2000 character post and demand the norm who made it be banned


stupid norm


hate how you can already tell when a child will become a norm know exactly how elliot felt


that means youre a failednorm die


would love to see the reasoning behind that one


bought some beenz


happened again flippin jan god danm


failednorm failednorm failednorm


hate norms


hate mosquito


he hate self why he live


haircut done




die picnorm


love a nice gamercut at the gamerbarber on gamerday


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is she browsing hima


let me guess aba girl cant use computer god hate that bitch


anime girls arent real dumbass they cant browse hima


if they arent real then how come i desire to sperm them


hima isnt real either dont you know we live in the matrix




shall we sperm


sperm in hell




imagine every hima post being said in a chinese accent


NOThin worse


whats worse is NOT having to imagine because thats just how you sound


imagine just sitting there deleting threads right when they pop up


men above all else desire power


its natural


what is it about norms doing things i like to do that makes me so mad


love norms


woke up immediately rushed over to my desk for some hair of the dog and wow


delete the and from that post and its better


my desk is 2 large boxes and a canvas board on top kinda like it


owned homeboy


really need a new desk but good ones are too expensive



steal some cinderblocks and get yourself some wood from the hardware store problem solved


it wouldnt be sturdy enough


too tard to build a desk


NOThing beats a good cinderblock desk and cot


wish i had a nice pair of trousers


get a used good one off of craigslist






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NOT gonno touch anything used by the norms id have to sterilize it and i dont have the proper equipment


what should i get at the grocery store


you shouldnt be exiting your sterile biological suit anyway




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ugh dumb self hating communist corean


wish i was white



took the jbw pill i have the lowest smv on hima


wish dad would win the lottery


been waiting 25 years for mom to win it


mindsmashing that anyone is dumb enough to buy lottery tickets


better than buying a rope


holy flip


can i get a few millimeters of bone


yeah i got your few millimeters of bone right here


mindsearing black foids straight iron that disgusting hair


got an interview tuesday september 24th at 10am please start channeling your energy


is it for a position at the water store


no its for boats i sail


how many kilos of prawn shall ye sail


mindreaping that im almost 30 but my social intelligence is lower than a childs i was actually able to socialize much better as a teen


have you tried pacing around and talking to yourself


love a good pacemumble


mindsharting that 99% of domesticated soynorms would burn me to death in public for daring to speak ill of a foid


feels weird knowing that out of all the possible combinations im somehow surviving in the 2 or 3 percent of freaks


this is it hima were going to war hoo boy


it was required for your eligibility into the ritual


cant believe even at 5 years old you can tell whether a child will be a norm or a cel


5 year old kenyans cant even recognize themselves in a mirror while western country babies start recognizing themselves around 8 months
the test has NOT been done on asians


theyre all still waiting to recognize themselves


hate chinks


just saw an article for myself on the incel wiki


really nice


oh boy ave fell for the fasting meme



i have this but on my 3ds
when it breaks ill get a cheap bnib 2ds and do it again only problem is 3ds has no games anyway


knew a ricecel seeming guy talked with him about elliot on the day of retribution we both were reading his manifesto and pasting it in chat but a wk kept telling us to stop talking about it


ricecel guy told me he used to respect me a bit but then he said he lost respect because my pilled philosophy sounded a bit like elliot


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he didnt make it sigh


chinks can never accept the pill because it requires identity


hehe enjoying this incel wiki


sigh if only i was white i could at the very least use it as a backup but the demiurge made sure to tie up all loose ends


dont understand complaints about jbw how is it any different from escaping celdom with aNOTher physical characteristic or combination of them


because there are a lot of whites saying theyre doomed incels


hes wearing those headphones backwards


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mindblowing that every 100 grams of chocolate is allowed to have up to 60 insect pieces in it


what the flip theyre intentionally making black people fatter


NOThing wrong with that


mindblowing that a couple of fat niggers can spend almost a full minute punching my head and NOT do anything more than superficial bruising they dont have the test they had back in alis day


die norm


cant wait for 1000 dollar yang tugboat


went to the grocery store saw a short old twig spiccel with combed ped hair with lube in it and a ped stash he was walking around in the store the whole time i was there without a shopping cart then he only left with a single bottle of water in a plastic bag


can you blame him peds love waterstores


he was wearing a hawaiian shirt too hehe


mindblowing peds go grocery shopping for underage girls and drag them out to a car in 30 seconds flat for their getaway doesnt work these days when theyre all tagged though


real mindblowing that one


yeah...real mindblowing...


no wonder pnig worked the water store did you know that underage girls require over a liter of water every day


felt bad for the meat counter fatcel trying to sell me stuff working late he probably went home to wow


uh what do you mean ped hair


you know


no i dont thats why im asking


love the you know meme




how is norwooding ped


you know


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gamers btfo


thats cel hair


hate antisocial pissists





if only i wasnt born a nice guy




hey hima im home and having some tuna and mayo havent eaten any carbs or plants since saturday


based hope you succeed in your goals brother


hope that mayo doesnt have any lactose or sugar in it


you mean lactose or sucrose lets be precise


cant believe sugar is actually the most norm food


what are your goals anyway


thats false grains are the number one most norm food especially for us millennials that grew up under the reign of the evil usda and their symbol of ultimate evil the "food pyramid" founded on pure evil of grains thank saint michelle that is gone but it still persists on the plate




detox from evil grains and evil antinutrients and then leave humanity behind by getting insanely huge




what happens after you get huge


unimaginable wealth and power


then the retribution begins


might i recommend the specific carbohydrate diet to cure your autism


paste opera_.png


you cant cure autism like that


autism can only be cured with the kiss of a foid


went to the hardware store and bought some plastic roofing gonno do some roofwork soon



are you making a neethut


what tehe flip


autism is a superpower



nice part nice linus


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mindmelting linus cant even tell if something is made of stainless steel or NOT


spoiler dont click


where did the emos go


im a gamer i game simple as that


they became hipsters and then sjws and now soyboys


whos that heckin cute pupper




got chilieye


wish i could get chilieye but all my chilis are gone


cant imagine a world without spice


saw a gross ass balding man wearing a backpack


grown ass


NOThin wrong with balding


that was me sorry


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heckin cute smol


mindblowing that if i did any of these things theyd scream and call the police


should i watch gintama



wtf is comparative literature


you know


why would anyone be stupid enough to study philosophy


reading hima is basically studying philosophy


we are all students of the tard mind


that guy is based but i thought student loan debts were minimum 60k+ NOT 20


glad im NOT dumb enough to be in debt


why didnt he just get burger king to pay for it


based flippin chad


never mind 20k might as well be 60k when the degree you got is almost unusable


cant believe he just had sex with females for 4 years on borrowed money then left the country so he never had to pay and had sex with even more


gonno move to india


gonno start construction on the hima mansion in india


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can we just have a bunch of these instead of a mansion


is there enough space to game


ugh can we NOT


enough for 1 gamer only


lets fire it up


*fires it up* hoo boy its fired up were really in business now


cant stop looking at these small houses


love being boxed in like a sardine within cells interlinked


1 sardine per can


mindblowing that the organism is actually the entire can of sardines and they dont really act individually but as a collective


since when do sardines come in boxes


love crunching on sardine bones wonder how they survive with such brittle bones


what do you mean they just swim around all day



pnig will use that in his trial


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dont click that im seriously its NOT a meme


opened up a can of sardines after those posts hehe


wish i listened


the sjws finished off stallman


thought you were joking oh god its flipping over bros


cant blame them why would he say its okay to have sex with kids


mit gave him a perma dorm to live in and now thats taken away from him wonder if hes gonno have to work at walmart now


stupid communist hate stallman


all the registers run nonfree software


skipped and read the last 100 posts phew iceborne is paste


its NOT out yet


die gamephew


hehe 6egg hasnt posted a single time since i btfo him


first linus and now this why didnt the gamergate army do anything


stallman is a communist


all they did is make journalists talk about gamergate in every article until the idea that it happened and was bad was memorized by every norm out there



fat foot fungus eating commie retard


they will come for you next


the year was a simpler time


never heard a single good reason why i should use linux


cant think of a good reason why you shouldnt


its for norms


anyone else very stupid and have trouble thinking properly


watch some math videos and your brain will grow


sigh next major recession is only a few years away and ive done NOThing to prepare


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i have trouble thinking properly if norms keep making normnoise



ya girl just showered and shaved


welcome back


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flippin pasted


tfw no barangay protecting, dalampasigan strolling, araw bathing, palengke shopping, paniki chomping, upuan sitting, kapalungan going, kidlat seeing, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, hima posting, qtp2t filipina gf


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been gaming hard


chilidick ow


you should be near immune to chilidick if you post on hima chilieye on the otherhand is a different story


might make pasta tomorrow hima what do you think about that


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im a stupid little girl


girl intelligence doesnt really matter


brains are the most important asset a girl can have`


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thought it was these


you mean a beautiful face because thats the only thing i NOTiced in that image


wish a girl would share her boobies with me


mornin hima sigh


whats got you down champ


mom came home didnt have time to get food


love avoiding mom so i dont get ynajd


found my birth certificate
says mom was 27 years old


no wonder your tard


just got the courage to get food and then two minutes later mom decides to leave this always happens


bought my ticket to runefest


wish i could go


does runefest have trannies


im a gamer


cant believe nb is going to flip sexy scape trannies at runefest while im here gaming and joing alone


i game


simple as that


saw the words high and school together had to get the blankie and autoinjector


reach for a game instead hell ya its time to game hima yaaaaaaa


NOT sure why anyone would like short haired girls


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might start watching some vtubers which do you recommend pnig




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got my ticket to nuggetfest


holy fuck


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exquisite size


post some flat girls instead


pednorms arent allowed on hima anymore



slept through all these maidens being posted and didnt get a chance to compliment them sigh


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compliment this







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only they can fix my aching back


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burg time


may i have a bite


sigh pnig would have loved this video


love talkin about pnig in past tense


sigh dont click that video its illegal


dont think i ever once clicked a pnig link


missed the video


sigh same wouldve loved to see it


didnt mean to click on that sorry beauford


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is this referencing the hound webm


rabbit could snap that sexy lady if it wanted to


mindtwisting just how much i despise my own species




mindtriglyceriding the brain is mostly made of fat


always knew nb was the smartest


dont understand how a package can get from texas to here in 2 days the delivery man is really something


NOThing like hitting the glass pipe and trucking 48 hours straight to get the neet his onahole


mindblowing it was free shipping too why does he do it


that means the seller paid for the shipping its NOT literally free


he cares about you


youre telling me the seller has at least a $20 profit margin already and can afford to pay for shipping and still make money
im NOT buying it


tejina sempai ended and they didnt even give a goodbye still or comment on it or anything thats kind of disappointing


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mindblowing thats how girls in heat behave when onseki walks by


gonno pump some iron


classic foid just doing it for attention with the rise up subculture and fails due to her attention seeking


pizza night


flapperlaughing hard took two blades off my fan




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the black threadlocker finally came loose and the blades were ababababaing


miss our black threadlocker


good one




mom keeps raging whenever i grab small plates and bowls shes trying to keep me fat


nice feeder


same mom always asks if that plate is big enough or that bowl is big enough


it sucked


should i grill up a steak




gonno stop wearing clothes


make 80% of my posts without clothes






still looking at small houses


first the bowl now this


found my old duel disk


wish turt would mog me


yeah me too


making my camouflaged minihouse far away from the norms in the woods


cant wait for the ritual to free us from a doomed existence


hate being nude


hey hima im home honno have a coffee and watch some vids


gonno tell doc about the ritual


dont let the norms know theyll sabotage it


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cant believe nb is going to start eating dinner at a restaurant on the way home from work and get NOTiced by a girl like hinata and shell ask him out and then they get married and he refuses to come along the great journey


very sexy hinata


hinata is a stupid bitch


where the hell did you save that from for it to be so compressed


you know



take it back


phew love a good equation


why are math chinks so high energy they never act awkwardly or say uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


because they dominate the subject theyre talking about so theyre 100% confident and dont have to uhh


its the stimulants their parents make them take


those sexy ladies are severely mentally ill


ronald banner


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dont get it


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so thirsty woah




heh sitting in my chair thinking about how im going to rope and i get a text about work stuff take it easy on the motivation please




senko pisssssssssssssss


technology was the worst thing to ever happen to me if it wasnt for the internet and such i could have happily lived my life in solitude high in the andes




why the hell would you go to south america


full of dumb brown people


wish i was south american


wish i was dead


because its remote and temperate and while NOT exactly easy living its far from the most difficult and its a beautiful landscape the idea is i would completey avoid humans forever so i dont care how the people or civilizations are


you would be dead in a week


accomplish the same thing in montana


montana isnt remote enough if you pull that stunt in a first world country the government will come and either drag you back into the machine or kill you


throw a few of those little whiskey bottles on the ground and make a break for it if they catch you


NOT true explain bigfoot


just a hairy neet


pnigs dad


hes in prison


crying rn they were reunited



just had a deep fart


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today i found out most peoples penis hang below their balls which is disturbing my penis barely gets past my balls when im hard


this is very unsettling


thought everyone on hima had a 7 inch penis


mines about halfway when soft


wish i had a big dick


if you have a big penis you are a norm


whats considered big





love fraggin norms


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im a gamer i game simple as that


stop gaming you will regret it soon


simple as that


gonno get wasted and game with some burgs


hell ya fire up those burgs


mom just took a shower in less than 2 minutes


thats NOT a shower


been a gamer my entire life and i dont see that changing any time soon


youd think that if program had versions 2013-2018 that would be 5 versions but its really 6 funny how counting works


i didnt think that


hate thinking


no burg meat just going to eat the buns sigh


no no NO the buns are the last thing you should be eating


grains will free me from this mortal coil


saw a hima post on g


are you sure it wasnt a wild tard


probably one of the technorms


hope you bros are doing alright


miss listening to slipkNOT






guess theres NOThing else to do but game hima


thought about buying death stranding but gamestop is closing sigh


fire up the amazon preorder


forgot to watch the new trailer


you dont understand i buy a used console and a used copy of the game then return it for a full refund by beating it in a few days


thats a sickening lifestyle


you can come over to my house and play ill tell mom im having a sleepover and she will order pizza then we can die after finishing it hehe


these people are tards


NOT watching that


its worth it


anyone else have a dadbod


ya but without the underlying muscle


have a 30 old bald fat gamer cel body


sorry to hear


its what girls want


noone wants me


they stay away from you because they dont think they could control themselves in your presence


they stay away from me because i was born cel


my gf told me she would leave me if she met someone like you


born a cel lived a cel die a cel


finally getting wasted that took forever


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reported seki to the fbi for hosting that image





is that an adult


you wish manbaby


good feet feel


might make some pasta


put that kitty down


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mornin hima how are you doing on this fine day


im doing great gonno make a hot cup of dirt water how about yourself



just working hard


i skeet i eet


die pnig


i worship



wish i had some superhots


happy mom ruined yours


baste blandnorm


reminds me of dark souls without combat


adam was based as hell




love amerishoots


wonder why amerinorms have so many school shootings


its a real mystery


might have something to do with the rampant bullying of cels


made a phone call they said they would call me back in a minute this is real nerve racking


looks fun


the bullies in japanese schools are worse why dont they shoot each other


you dont have any actual proof of that youre going by what youve seen in anime


hate normcalls i dont pick up and if its something important it gets sent in the mail anyway


still hasnt called back


i have a japanese spirit so i can experience japanese schools vicariously and i got bullied hard


yamato damashi in hell


wish classic had demon hunters


demon norms


still waiting for that call back knew i shouldnt have made that call


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been 45 minutes since they said they would call back in a minute




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maybe i mumbled when she asked for my phone number or something


baste mumbleblog


drinking some ice cold water



is that an agp


moms buying fiber optic internet


fiber norm


NOThin norm ill be browsing hima at 5gbps soon


die base 10 bitnorm


finally got the call back


when do you start


NOT that kind of call


5G is faster and wireless


love cooking my braincell with 5G


making the minihouse out of lead to protect from the norms neither waves nor particles shall disturb me


why do those gross roasts think shaving the side of their head looks good


they really short uod be


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better put up the whitelist


love incels


no way thats true


firing up some ff13


hope you mistyped 12


wouldnt mind being the trophy husband of some ol



paste phishing link


hate esports


wish i could be possessed by a norm so he could get me set up with an apartment a drivers license a thepotato chef and a job so i could take it from there


just take it 1 step at a time you can do it


nah let him set me up with a penis lengthening surgeon too


you dont need a long penis


need pussy


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whats wrong with cagers bros


was about to post this lets hold off on the roping


im finna dab on taynos


youll find that life wont be worth living by then


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never made a girl horny


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just did something incredibly stupid


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yea im virg so what


dont tell me this guy fell for the virg meme


too big


why am i ugly




mom fed you sugar mush instead of hard crunchy foods


cant believe he got away with snapping those underage girls


doc called ive got the grid


cant wait to shoot some fish on the hima boat


cant wait to shoot myself on the hima boat


no guns or ropes allowed in the mansion


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mindtilting that ive managed to make it this long without roping



it wasn't snap


havin some chicken and rice and i discovered my knife or my fork is magnetic


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dont get how norms can enjoy texting like this for hours


nauseating dont click


cant imagine waking up next to a big boobed gf


can you imagine waking up next to neetblog


if you wake up next to neetblog you know youre in for an adventure



spilled a full can on my keyboard sigh


thats why i only buy 5 dollar chink made keyboards


did you clean up before typing that


cant imagine ever typing these kinds of things to someone who knows me


if you can imagine typing it to someone you dont know youre still a norm


that post going through means i dont need to


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feels good knowing nb is having to personally pack my amazon purchases now


dont understand that pic



love ordering snacks with my onaholes




how come i never get messages like this


the boss leaves through the door and the workers leave through the cages?


post your phone number


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hope neetblogs gains are looking good


can guarantee you kenneth had chats like that with younow girls


sigh she flipping made it bros just like nb flipping made it


stop mocking me


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gonno finna fire up some spice


why do these chinks even bother seeding at one bit per second


theyre doing their best


mindblowing that anyone is dumb enough to seed


she must appear when my real life is about to begin


your real life will begin with the ritual
everything that has happened up until that point was merely the tutorial


wish the ritual wasnt just a meme


its NOT a joke
its the power of collective thought


we will be free from this daymare soon


hard trials ahead


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better believe she would be snapped instantly


i flipped her she has been flipped




why didnt you


senko senko senko seeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


mom left her lights on again


hey hima havin some scrambled eggs with lots of butter had some sugary soda today by accident without thinking but only because i was offered so it doesnt count


do the pills work


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got a free fountain soda with some chicken at a convenience store last month so i got soda but felt really guilty while drinking it and dumped out half


never drank soda in my life


soda doesnt even taste good


having a blogweiser in memory of a great man formerly known as nb


hope nb is havin a jolly good time


what about a nice cool refreshing can of monster


im NOT


then have a good time dumbass


doesnt that give you the gutrot



nb will you be joining us in the ritual or do you plan to slave for the next 50 years


why NOT


guys an incel hunter just called me she wants to set up a date


i wont be joining you sorry


are you going to take her down to taco bell for a baja blast


so long then


cant wait to make a sexy vulpera


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true cel hunters dont exist theyre only after psuedocels like pnig and pastaman


wonder how many bros roped


is seki the only true mac in the jpverse



hamudi already told me it was over




mindblowing that pnig had a gf and job and car and $150000 in his bank account with a huge house and pretended to be one of us


pnig was the hima diversity hire


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mindblowing that pnig abducted hundreds of children and finally called the police on himself because of the overwhelming guilt


his arrogance caught up to him


im a gamer i game


what do you game


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crying thinkin of gran and the years of abuse she endured at the hands of this primal ape


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that big out of place tooth....




post the full pic so i can jo to his mom


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this is terrible


how come anime girls give me a bone


thought thats was the point




play classic and make a sexy tauren instead


these feels guy edits have lowered the entry barrier so much that you dont even need to know how to type at a keyboard you just post the funny soy face


soy feels guy looks suspiciously like pnig


gonno stop using catalog view


bog bone for the one on the right




pasted samuel


eating some cookie butter


gonno install destiny 2


check it out pnig


its NOT worth it




gained 23 pounds since july sigh


you mean lost right





pink norm


heading to bed wish me luck


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just flipping rope me


have to sign for a package for mom


drinkin that wine


fucked up at work hard and twice hima


people are going to badmouth me at the water cooler now


senko senko senko


get badmouthed all the time for NOT being a talker


what happened


hows the weather


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simply jo


whos uvula and why are you letting them do that


beauford is making my hard drive seek again


get yourself a nice ssd


ask reginald for help


found an empty huawei box in the living room



burn it before the chinese spies on you




sent a purchase order to the wrong email and then forgot to inform a supplier that we were going to pay an invoice a couple of days after its due and an order got stuck during processing because of that


sigh everyones at work


its over


can you dumb this down for me


hate the way these norms talk


phew managed to fix everything had to do about a dozen phone calls though which i dislike


based norm



sigh moms coming over later


gonno search for some smut on bing


got left behind sigh


use yahoo


phew nice thanks


die ped


does neetblog wear a watch


why did i allow mom to turn me into a pussy faggot why didnt i spend my entire childhood around men


because you were doomed to being raised by a single mother like the rest of us


bringing back memories from childhood of mom running around between work and court and jobs and different babysitters cant imagine thinking getting divorced was a good idea


blame the government for giving women rights and destroying the family


been an adult man for several years now yet still dont know how to function in real life social settings because the government made single motherhood popular so i become incel and then the government hunts me down for being incel


i wasnt


die dadnorm


thought all single mother kids had chad dads


they do a lot of the time but in cases like mine they just get drunk at a party and the nearest incel becomes the luckiest guy on the planet for the next 15 minutes


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does she flip




phew finally got my briarwood reed


is that some wow thing





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just stopped being transphobic


NOThing sadder than a neet that eats fast food


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trannies are constantly btfoing foids by snapping them in woman exclusive places


trannies are paste


did you guys know nb was trans


NOThin worse than a agp


might finally be able to get the ultimate revenge on mom by getting a birlf


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NOThing worse than being a twig in america


thought the birlnorm was in jail serving a life sentence for storing cp on his pc


think thats a fake article why would yale throw someone out for a suspected eating disorder but praise someone else for getting aids from gay sex with homeless


the norms have struck again hima i didnt think they could take even more from me but they did the gods damn flippin did


being skinny is fascism to these people



if i think grains and sugar are evil do i have an eating disorder


no youre just tard


you have to eat sugar otherwise you arent supporting your american corn farmers flipping terrorist


why in the world would a business demand its customer weigh in weekly just for NOT being a fatass


god damn it


thats the current state of our sick world


the fat higher ups get offended when they see nonfats


wish fats would fry themself out of existence


arms and legs are like twigs but my gut is huge hope the norms dont force me to weigh in and eat my daily 4 big macs


god damn it hima god damn it pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


why do they put sugar in bread


spent years trying to gain weight with little result might just embrace my twigness to steam the fats


you will be force fed and turned into meatglue for hamburger filler


neet foie gras


id still be a disappointment as neet fois gras the norms would throw me in the trash


what is it


the only thing i had to look forward to is gone


what was it


the only thing i was looking forward to


turt how do i work on my pecs


have you NOT watched dumbbell


life isnt worth living without watching 5 hour of 'me daily


its for norms now they took anime from us years ago


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open wide


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paste donor hima898


turt flippin made it


hima im home had some water and some coffee dont think im gonno eat anything


NOThin to eat here gonno starve


wonder if anyone will use my donor sperm if i put incel neet in the profile


there isnt a single foid on the planet that wants my sperm


wonder if i could sell my sperm somewhere


absolutely if youre white and over 6'3"


the ritual


id have autism too if i were raised by lesbians


moms gone until sunday night she took all the dogs with her


is that really just it


theres no hope for us except the ritual


may the ritual bless us all


they screen you for mental illness and small penis genetics


dont get why they bother screening for mental illness when the real dangerous ones have no problem at all faking it


is there anything the norms havent gotten their grubby hands on


my virginity


just wait for an incel hunter to find you


theyve taken everything from us


scared of the incel hunters


you should be theyre going to round us up and throw us in cel workcamps dont fall for their tricks


worse theyll tie us up and snap us repeatedly



added that to my annoying songs playlist


same but i poop and forget to pee and have to go back


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stupid failednorms


NOThin norm about becoming a juicy jacked freak


NOThin worse than a failed norm


im juicy



hate failednorms more than anything


i was born failednorm


i know


had a 1 in 770,000,000 chance of being a himamate and i made it


paste fraudster


youll get in trouble dont


bhole juicy rn


same im so blessed


literally impossible to get caught doing it on ebay if the seller is small


thats what they all say until they get caught


maybe they changed it but it used to work and it was always approved with no questions asked


rope time god damn it


you mean blankie time


wish i had a flippin weighted blankie


should i set up the gamerbed


mindblowing how many posts i subconsciously mutate


NOT much longer now hima soon we will live in the anime world and anime girls will be nice to us


whats there to do in the anime world


die mutant


NOT going to the anime world when you can just as easily go to gensokyo


any himas going to the area 51 raid




NOThin paste


anyone want a stream



hell ya fire that stream up


just loaded up on some gfuel




ok so that makes 3 of us hope someone does it


sigh its NOT gonno happen now


sorry cant watch it gotta hit the hay


silent hill stream was 4 years ago


its over


spent my last few birthdays on hima wonder how many more i will


thought about streaming silent 4 but decided against it


planning on 6 years meself


im a gamer i game simple as that


once i turn 45 ill stop browsing


i hope were all dead by then so none of us have to suffer that many more years


its only 2 more years


stopped aging at 12


crying hima why is it like this


gonno poop


dont cry


cant believe the un banned sexy lady


cant some believe some bumbling tard spent $62000 on scape


just go out there


go out where


dont understand why norms love going outside so much


is that what he meant


im NOT a norm it doesnt work like that


i thought calling posts schizo was just an ota thing but its all over the 4 and almost always in reply to posts that are completely rational


that was me


hate reading things written by foids


what about kodomo no jikan


saw a painless suicide infographic some time ago dont think i saved it


can i choke you with my dick if youre trying to kill yourself and butt fuck you once you die i dont want to be a virg anymore


dont listen to him try the painless method


it was something to do with the neck and you would slowly lose consciousness or something should have saved it so i could memorize the procedure


you can make it work with experimenting dont give up


simply strap on the exit bag


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dont look at man hands freak


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mindimethyltryptamining that if simulations of reality are possible and advanced civilizations tend to create them before destroying themselves then the chances that we are in a simulation are close to 0 because we probably arent at that stage yet


mornin hima everyone ready for a nice ol friday or NOT hehe


bought some activated almond milk


you mean nut juice it is NOT milk


sigh fresh food people stopped the stocking of and seemingly production of store brand lactose free uht milk this isnt based NOT in the slightest


come on over lets smoke some dmt


die norm rogan


i have an uncle



paste sjw


https://twitter.com/chef/status/1174857714415079424 cant see anyone in the comment thread btfoing these npcs because the npcs are basically the only ones who know about it


dont see what the big deal is


got the urge to purge


wonder how turt feels about coomer being an infinitely more viral and effective version of oog


oog is way better die norm


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cant believe i spent 5194 hours of my life scaping


dont know by what metrics you base that on but i never said it was better i just said it was more viral and effective both undeniably true


what does chef even do
whats a gem



thats NOT that many


had a large fraction of that in wow and i quit in 2008 imagine if i still played


wish i was something other than a slave to this torment


actually got about a thousand hours in dota2 and maybe over ten thousand in wc3 and probably over a thousand in league as well wish i could have all those hours back


wonder how many i could get back from d2 all imageboards and all mmos combined


what would you do with them NOThing


those numbers are inflated because you can just leave the game open and afk


false dont even game anymore so im in a good position to leverage those hours to really value add on a continuous basis moving forward


what can i buy that will pay for itself in the time it saves me


but someone posted their scape time do you really think that people bankstand less than i spent on menus percentage wise scape is four fifths afk even most of the content is afk


uh you better NOT stand anywhere near britian bank for long


you have to click every 5 minutes or something on scape to NOT get logged out
you can leave those norm games open all day and go to work or whatever


how much is your time worth


i have never done that even once because im NOT a norm NOT that youd know anything about NOT being one


$37 an hour


a neets time is priceless


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according to google one such item is the dryer ball

cant wait to get some dryer balls hell yeah


what do those do


think id rather cut off both my legs and my penis and balls than lose even a single finger itd affect my gaming skills too much


baste gamer


hate defaults of most programs but also hate customizing them because it makes me feel like a ricer


hate ricers who do NOT program



you could get cyberfingers but theres no cyberdick


hate twitter a lot more than reddit


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mindblowing how quickly he would be eaten if that glass wasnt there


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delete that


do women jo to pics like that


women dont jo



they do


hate when coward liars use the incorrect sexy losers onomatopoeia for women


what did you just said


mornin hima


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woke up its time to game


used to jo to sexy losers


new kitty is a cross with a serval


same dont event remember what kind of stuff happened in it now though


sigh wish i was a cute boy


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based autismrunner



stupid norms


ya and he wouldve streamed it


yeah hed be there with a grocery bag and a single bottle of water


justice for warosu


whats the point of living if i cant be flipped by a giant cat


god damn it pissssssssss


hate piss meme




vile and vulgar


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what the flip



need some gods damned nachos right the flip now the cheese the jalapenoes the salsers the chips ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


was thinking about going downtown and getting some food tonight but i think ill just chief some hay and chillax




need the nachos need the nachos what the hell does mom think shes doing go buy the supplies


i can feel it the tard


ricecels seem to get angry at jbw as if a white person is cheating by being white but being naturally attractive in other ways isnt cheating


NOT sure what half that means norman but i do know that i need to get me nachos and my coffee and my games going right now heck ya its time to game


im ray


wish i could teleport himas to the anime realm and we could game in peace posting on hima forever with anime girls being nice to us hehe


wouldnt be able to buy that the anime girls would be acting obviously


they wouldnt be acting theyre anime girls


my subconscious wouldnt accept that


it might take some time but you would learn to trust them there would be no suffering anymore for any of us and we would be happy


anime girl just want flip they cant be trusted


no it would be too perfect it would be like a dream my primitive cerebrum would simply keep trying to wake up from


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thats the point its a perfect world for tortured souls to live their days out in happiness


why do you think weve been working so hard on the ritual
all of that will soon be reality


lying coward


who is lying and who is a coward i dont understand


im NOT willing to go anything without mom sorry


mom will be happy for you finally starting your real life she will be crying tears of joy seeing you off


norms cant take part in the ritual theyre too tied down by this world


why do i feel like people stopped cracking their fingers



because you turned away from reality saw a guy doing it on the train today got mad


why do people hate knuckle crackers


it sounds like bones snappng


wish someone would snap the bone in my neck


wish someone would snap my ass


im a gamer i game simple as that


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sick of yryr ripoff wake up girl


its protected hima culture


NOT sure if i want a yogurt or NOT


fire that yogurt up hope its NOT some low fat chinamen gurt


better believe its whole fat with no sugar


hb hima i think im gonno fire up some street fighter when i get home tonight hb im feelin it im really feelin it right now


why arent you at home right now


why arent you at home why


waiting for my package


whats in it


hope its a video game hehe


lets all stand up in support of hong kong






you know


i dont


you do