No.903851
oog
No.903852
why is she so enthusiastic to see a flip in progress
No.903853
longtime fantasy of mine to be interrupted by a girls younger sister while flipping hell it could even be her little brother show that little fag whos the real man of the house
No.903854
In 1500, Columbus wrote to a friend, "A hundred castellanoes [a Spanish coin] are as easily obtained for a woman as for a farm, and it is very general, and there are plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten (years old) are now in demand."
the paraphilic model of pedism becomes increasingly absurd with each passing day wonder why it is that such young girls were so sought after if its supposed to be an anomaly
No.903855
got left behind
No.903856
got left behind god fucking damn it fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck got left behind got left behind
No.903857
damn good fishin today started off a little rocky but tuna did it ever come around in the end
No.903859
had a nice hard rage sesh
No.903861
sexy sexy glameow who can blame him
No.903862
ya what a shame
No.903863
>>903850wish i was her you literally cant fail in this world as a woman
No.903864
do you not see shes getting flipped by a man
No.903866
no im not im an ascended
>>903864i see no man in that pic
No.903867
sao ended on a bunch of cliffhangers flip this
No.903869
bet a lot of that is a waste of time the brain can only handle so much studying before burning out
No.903873
wonder if pnig conjured up a second hima in his own mind and is posting there from his jail cell now
No.903874
any nip slips
No.903876
bastard i meant of her >>903872
No.903877
>>903872
old roast
No.903878
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No.903879
nice boob
No.903882
cant you just post normal perky nips like these
>>903878 No.903883
i will not post normboobs
No.903884
wish i was sexy
No.903885
same i need abs and muscles and a cool jaw
No.903886
you are
No.903887
im gonno slog through a shower its gonno be real boring but its something i have to do wish me luck hima
No.903888
learned why you are supposed to eat toast with eggs
No.903889
woke up
No.903891
dads watching the race
No.903892
eggs have no fiber
No.903893
metamucil is such a gamechanger
No.903894
still dont know what tapioca is
No.903895
got left behind regret not staying onseki can you ban the inverted nipple mate
No.903896
nanahira banner
No.903897
shower was successful but it was so long and boring that i couldnt muster the energy to shave afterwards so now ive got a big nest growing on my neck
No.903898
crazy how much uglier i look after just one day without showering
No.903899
why not shave in the shower
No.903900
not part of my routine and id need a mirror anyway
No.903901
got brain freeze aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.903902
you should have mastered the art of blind shaving years ago
No.903905
got sperg with 33% norm
No.903907
baked some tilapia came out pretty good
No.903908
got -5 -3
No.903909
rage wave coming on i can feel it coming when it hits not sure what im going to do but i know ill be a howlin
No.903911
only wow the consolation prizes this week on the cactpot hima god damn it
No.903912
but its time to buy three more tickets for next week one of these days hima one of these days
No.903913
having a big coffee
No.903914
guess ill crack open a blogweiser here in a minute and get right back to fishin
No.903915
played story of eastern wonderland for a bit gonno feast soon
No.903916
not sure what that is but i know what a feast is and damn piss norm fuck feasting is good
No.903917
you mean flip
No.903918
feel empty without an mmo to grind
No.903919
fire up mabi
No.903920
lifes an mmo
No.903921
well theres only one mmo worth playing right now and its ffxiv time to fire it up and explore eorzea
No.903922
idiot
No.903923
exploring eorzea right now
No.903925
>Would you compromise with a friend?
i hate when these things ask you questions you cant answer
No.903926
>>903903Sperg
X - -4.5
Y - 0.75
No.903927
onseki ban that guy
No.903928
nothing better than a 9 am blogweiser
No.903929
exploring gielinor
No.903931
oh shit theres a wild hog after me hima ahhhhhh
No.903932
run for it
No.903933
get that neethog
No.903934
throw that hogger in the firepit
No.903936
just threw up guess that blogweiser wasnt gonno fix things
No.903937
answered in a more realistic way and got x -4 and y -10
No.903939
not sure why they did that to kirby must be americans and how angry they are
No.903940
calm down
No.903941
got in bed its been a long day hima
No.903942
happy dreams ill see you when you wake up
No.903944
its snowing hima
No.903945
gentlemen welcome back to the shop
No.903946
really really want to be a neet again but i cant go back to having no income again
No.903947
where the neet elite meet to eat
No.903948
lets switch places im craving a structured life
No.903949
do not miss the fear of feeling of ineptitude in having to rely on others to get by i think working is better than being a neet on the brink but being a neet with money is by far the best and what everyone should strive for
No.903950
fire up some xiv hima its time to meet up at the carline canopy
No.903951
old guys with retirement checks still get jobs as walmart greeters because theyre bored
dont know if gamers will be the same
No.903952
never gonno work
No.903953
>>903950my sub ran out its ok to wait until shadowbringers comes out right
No.903954
yeah but you have to promise that you will meet up with me
No.903955
im too dumb to play as thaumaturge
No.903956
my handsomecut is starting to bite me back my bangs are too long for comfort i shouldve just shaved it sigh
No.903957
>>903949never had any fear regarding expenses mom never struggled with money and i never asked for any money never bought myself anything mom would still live here and have to pay for internet and stuff if i werent here i think adding energy and foodstuff i spent maybe $250 a month as a neet it was more about pride and feeling worthless and selfish
No.903959
you need to stop asking for pics its never happened cant you realize how useless it is to ask
No.903960
sigh havent seen many mp3s since pnig got pinched
No.903962
almost posted a pic after someone asked but stopped myself
No.903963
found a picture of me when i was a fat little boy i thought about posting
No.903964
its time to go to sleep and join the snoozing underworld hima lets get to bed
No.903965
nah
No.903967
hate game ragers
No.903969
spe ed runner
No.903970
new mtga code ShinyGoblinPirate
No.903972
love a good chai soylent
No.903974
hear a parade people drumming not sure what it is
No.903975
hear a parade people drumming not sure what it is
No.903976
oops
No.903977
go adventure outside and check it out
No.903978
nah
No.903981
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chinkman looks like hes having a blast
No.903983
rabbit rabbit hima
No.903984
nice they put googly eyes on all my decks
No.903986
die smutnorms
No.903987
got lame normie on that test
No.903988
norm
No.903989
the norms stole my 20s from me
No.903990
i got sperg
No.903991
lets make up to it by going to japan and flipping as many hanakos at the hub as possible after drinking one too many strong zeros
No.903992
none of us are attractive enough for that except onseki and hes already tapped out the japan market
No.903993
japs cant tell an unattractive westerner from an attractive one
No.903994
yeah they can i went there for a few weeks to do recon remember
No.903995
they have heightened sixth sense it was just your aura
No.903996
just ate a baked potato like an apple
No.903997
had some baked apples earlier
No.903998
dont know what a baked apple tastes like is it anything like a baked potato
No.903999
wouldnt mind a baked tater
No.904000
no its like candy
No.904001
ate 10 oh henrys
No.904002
wish i had one
No.904003
is it a blogweiser night
No.904004
dont drink too much or you wont be able to wake up early to work tomorrow morning
No.904005
>>903938>>903966paste amerimutts
No.904006
the shinobi hunter is so easy too
No.904008
hes simply dumb he didnt even notice the huge area of tall grass directly behind his back that you could easily sneak attack him with they couldnt have made it anymore painfully obvious without having a prompt telling you how to win
No.904009
we need gamer journalist mode but for rager teens
No.904011
flip you smartnorm
No.904012
made a thread on v
No.904013
big urge to order something online need the dopamine rush of consumerism
No.904015
order a weighted blanket
No.904016
need to buy something distinctly japanese
No.904017
bought some supplements
No.904018
a japanese weighted blankie
No.904019
flip you wap
No.904020
can i make my own weighted blankie out of two sheets and some sand
No.904022
sounds unwise
No.904023
you might get sand fleas
No.904024
buy a japanese pillow
No.904026
take it back
No.904027
gonno jerk it to her
No.904031
think mom may have the talk with me soon
No.904032
did you get her pregnant again
No.904033
>>904025wonder why old bags always cut their hair short long white hair looks good
No.904034
why do men get their hair cut
No.904036
not that talk the other one
No.904037
thought they were shutting down hots
No.904038
i think theyre just hosting an independent tournament not sure
No.904040
post orphea
No.904041
>>904034because pastor anderson said so
No.904042
>>904007no no no no
im in love
No.904043
dont worry it will pass when you realize how draining constantly being with someone who isnt obligated to stick around would be
No.904044
firing up some tiberian sun hima lets game
No.904045
gonno fire up stella glow
No.904046
gonno put on a bunch of makeup airbrush my face draw on my eyebrows put on fake eyelashes add some filters and post a blurry lowres pic of my face on instagram
No.904047
are you going to crossdress too
No.904048
ya
No.904049
going to bet some on saltybets and then watch some vids
No.904050
what are you going to watch
No.904051
the answer has been in front of us the whole time bros we just need to get jacked
No.904052
porn jerkers should be euthanized
No.904053
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No.904054
the answer isnt being a fucking norm fuck you
No.904056
>>903973does this actually work?
No.904059
>>904054we dont have a choice
No.904060
no im not going to roleplay being a norm
No.904061
getting jacked will fix everything do you really want to be the only one left out
No.904062
i know one thing i wont ever be a norm so i guess i will be left out
No.904063
i am norm
No.904064
nn about getting jacked just look at nb and pasta
No.904065
ill start getting jacked tomorrow
No.904066
stupid norms
No.904067
nothin wrong with being norm
No.904068
wish a himamate would help me jack
No.904069
theres nothing worse than being a norm
No.904070
how about being ped
No.904071
everyones ped so in a way being ped is norm
No.904072
i aint ped
No.904073
only one ped here the rest of us were just pretending
No.904074
feel bad that he actually fell for it hehe
No.904075
theres no such thing as ped sexuality is a complex device perfected over years of evolution it cannot be simplified to such a fragile human understanding
No.904076
evolution isnt real
No.904077
i need to spend a week in a sensory deprivation tank or something whatever this is it aint workin
No.904078
gonno build an anechoic chamber in the hima mansion
No.904079
gonno crossdress in the hima mansion and provide services to other himas
No.904081
>>904079its ok you dont have to
No.904082
to accumulate the wealth needed to build the hima mansion we would all need to get jacked and then we would have gfs so there would be no need for it really
No.904083
dont understand how people get gfs in the first place do i have to apply for one
No.904084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Word_for_World_Is_Forestthis totally sounds like a suitable name for a touhou spell card hehe surprised zun hasnt used it yet hes usually quite eager to use literary references
No.904085
would rather live in a mansion with my himamates than have a gf
No.904086
>>904083they openly proposition you for sex once you satisfy a minimum level of attractiveness
No.904089
>>904085living in a mansion with the bros is probably more likely to happen
No.904090
mom bought me a shaved ice
No.904093
>>904092
april first
No.904094
norm first
No.904096
>>904092
what the flip does it say
No.904097
got nuts last year and formatted the hard drive with my begin japanology batch sigh
No.904099
sneezed
No.904100
theres an official japanology account now with hd versions of two dozen or so episodes
No.904101
>>903981>>903979>>903973cant you stop posting manpics
No.904102
>>904013whatd you buy i might order a game today
No.904103
wondering about wondering
No.904106
going to snooze sigh weekend went by in a flash
No.904107
get owned worknorm
No.904108
hehe favorite day of the week i relish in the dread norms have on mondays
No.904109
cant wait to restart my monday neet schedule tired of being stuck in my room all weekend
No.904110
think i slept through the alive hours again flip
No.904111
wonder why they never published the soundtrack to paper mario tyd
No.904112
because it pinched
No.904114
poor girls must be cold
No.904115
>>904108you will be cursed to walk the world of the living soon enough yourself so laugh it up while you can
No.904117
all will end soon
No.904118
didnt leave my room to fart and now my room stinks i flipped up bad
No.904119
stay cool... kirito
No.904120
gonno have my first jo in the reiwa era
No.904121
gonno supress my oca2 gene
No.904122
found an old picture i drew when i was like 10 last week of mom and me i used a green crayon to color moms eye and on my eyes as well little did i know i had brown eyes
No.904123
thats cute
No.904125
>>904122sigh i used to be so perfectly innocent and the world responded to that by crushing it under its feet wish to go back to when i was still human
No.904126
wish mom didnt curse me with brown eyes
No.904127
dont imply that brown eyes are inferior it was just a cute mistake of youth
No.904128
gray eyes here
No.904129
paste blindblog
No.904130
>>904125youre still more human than me or the rest of the norms
No.904131
used to think i have blue eyes but gray eyes can look green or blue
No.904132
wonder if im the human or the norms are the human
No.904133
nah the norms and i are undead you have 99 humanity
No.904134
norms are more human than me
No.904136
as a norm myself i can safely say you are more human and deserving of life than any norm i can think of
No.904137
4norm is baste rn
No.904139
wonder how many didnt and wont make it to see the reiwa jidai
No.904141
cant believe seki never pulled an april fools joke on us wouldve been funny if he enabled ids or something
No.904142
his cellie is celebrating by bustin some cheeks i can tell you that much
No.904144
nah
No.904145
wish i was dead
No.904146
nobody else does so why should you
No.904147
what the flip my vpn got rid of my usual proxy now i have to use a new one ugh this ruins everything
No.904148
why wouldnt i im a 30 year old fat balding cel
No.904149
none of those things matter compared to what kind of man you are
No.904150
did you know mozart was into scat
No.904152
im way too terrified of death it might be a phobia
No.904153
i sometimes i get so scared of death that i want to die i guess i accept it as an inevitability and want to get it over with
No.904154
i would assume you just have a slightly more intense reaction to death while being surrounded by people amongst whom suicide is normalized and idealized
No.904155
>>904007saved this image but cropped everything except her eyes might jo to them later
No.904156
are you scared of pain or death itself
No.904157
im scared of unknowns
pain is nothing
No.904158
death isnt really an unknown because we know what happens from an external perspective the brain releases chemicals to make you dream and all your organs shut down
No.904159
nothin to be scared of if youre saved
No.904160
nothing worse than being alive death would be fine
No.904161
since you will be spending most of your time in a state of non existence death is your natural state
No.904162
what if consciousness persists in the form of a disembodied mind wouldnt that be dreadful
No.904163
wonder if my consciousness could continue playing ffxiv
No.904164
how you wouldnt have a body with which to manipulate your surroundings
No.904165
youll wake up in azeroth
No.904166
in the countless trillions of years that the universe will exist i had but one tiny chance at life and i just so happened to be born cel what a farce
No.904168
hope i wake up as female orc in azeroth hehe
No.904169
you mean a sexy night elf female
No.904170
>>904167
you should want to be the hero
No.904171
dont want to die
No.904172
if i was immortal a lot of my fear of death would leave because much of it is a fear of wasting my life which obviously has been going on if im here
No.904173
already screwed up the beginning of this run ill just take it easy and wait for the next go around
No.904174
nobody makes the decision to be given a life so its yours to waste
No.904175
what defines a life as wasted anyway
No.904176
one where you never found meaning
No.904177
you have time then
No.904178
mindblowing that there are people that actually believe aliens exist
No.904179
at 30 youve run out of time
No.904180
ill reverse it with my newfound wizard powers
No.904181
dont worry about death or anything
focus on completion of the ritual
No.904182
take your life up to this point and imagine going through the same amount of time again because thats how much time you still have left to find meaning
No.904183
having a attack hima a big one too
No.904184
gonno spoil the ritual by offering up nonvirg blood
No.904185
the norms are going to start coming after us soon they dont want to go back to 2006 they want things to get worse and worse because they love it
No.904186
good luck finding the crystal skull for the ritual the drop rates are abysmal
No.904187
made a night elf priest
No.904188
can norms smell fear
No.904189
they smell my neetmusk
No.904190
>>904178i used to check out ufo books in our school library
No.904191
are there any countries where we can buy some good reliable slaves for the hima mansion
No.904192
typed up a long post but deleted it
No.904193
post that post
No.904194
youd need an earth like planet which is statistically impossible then youd need life to spontaneously erupt on that planet which is also statistically impossible and both those things somehow happening make it exponentially impossible then youd need all of that to happen a second time somewhere else in the universe which is exponentially exponentially impossible then even if all that happened theyd have to exist at the same time as we do and not be long dead or not exist yet
No.904195
not reading that
No.904196
you asked for it
No.904197
remember to have a good dose of iodine you dont want eye bags do you
No.904198
too stupid to understand what that post is even in relation to
No.904202
what the hell is wrong with that little baby
No.904203
this is the month im really going to get it together bros
No.904204
>>904194it is very statistically possible to have an earth like planet elsewhere in the universe weve found a few of them ourselves even with limited technology
so long as a planet has liquid water anything is possible the universe is vast
No.904205
the conditions necessary for life to arise are far rarer than previously thought i agree with that post and i believe that overestimation of the probability of life is the solution to the supposed drake equation paradox or whatever it was called about why the detection of alien life has proven so elusive despite the huge scale of the universe
No.904206
ive been personally abducted and probed by idiots you fools theyre real
No.904207
oh rest assured i have never doubted the existence of idiots hehe that is not what is in dispute here my good friend
No.904208
would personally bring about humanitys end and after a few thousand years no one would ever know
maybe some random spacehick would find the voyager probe and use it for scrap
No.904209
youd be no better than a murderer is that what you really want
No.904210
i meant aliens not idiots
No.904211
well thats not what the records are going to show
No.904212
sexy alien women are going to come down and make me breed with them for the rest of my life
No.904213
typical scifi geek fantasy why dont you try focusing on securing a prosperous future instead of those outlandish daydreams of yours because aliens arent going to come down and save us you know
No.904215
oog
No.904216
hope a sexy alien vores me
No.904217
nice flippin voretron
No.904219
when it turns out alien girls like nice guys the most women are going to be sorry for going for the bad boys all these years hehe but itll be too late
No.904220
mom said women love a gentleman
No.904222
birds are idiots some stupid bird got trapped in my house today and was just wildly flailing at a window screen had to grab it with a bag and release it outside
No.904223
no no no birds are beautiful creatures that display remarkable intelligence and awareness
No.904224
the curry is good today hima the curry is good
No.904225
flip your ethnic food cook up an all-american dinner instead
No.904226
anime says currys from britain
No.904227
>>904222birds as baste go to hell beakrager
No.904228
what does an all american dinner entail
No.904229
its got to have clam chowder and its got to have at least a helping of corn but most importantly its got to have soul
No.904231
without the euros we are nothing
No.904233
woke up but didnt post until now sorry
No.904234
youre fine just dont make a habit of it
No.904235
woke up its time to fire up wow
No.904236
wow pinches play something else
No.904237
like what
No.904239
cant control my bone when i play yoshis story sorry thats not an option
No.904240
freak
No.904241
i dont support normtendo
No.904242
what do you mean i hope you arent serious such a lighthearted and charming game shouldnt induce those crude thoughts
No.904244
you must support nintendo at all costs theyre the last bastion of true wholesome gaming
No.904245
its not my fault its just what happens
No.904246
stop playing on normdale and preserve yourself for when classic comes out
No.904250
there wont be a guild without pnig anyway
No.904252
did you know the items with the best calorie to price ratio available at mcdonalds are the sausage biscuit followed by the bakers dozen batch of cookies
No.904253
no because i dont eat mcdonalds and neither should you
No.904254
sigh theyre both gross i just wanna eat fries and burgers forever
No.904255
why would anyone go to mcdonalds to eat a cookie
No.904256
>>904255im nothing but a machine all of my choices adhere to maximum efficiency if the math dictates it then thats what im buying
No.904257
die fat chink
No.904258
buying food at mcdonalds is defiantly not maximum efficiency
No.904259
im aware im just saying in a hypothetical scenario where i find myself at mcdonalds ive always laughed at the ignorant masses who mindlessly believe that fast food is cheap when you could buy a flipping bag of rice and beans and feed yourself for weeks at a fraction of the price
No.904260
fast food is flipping expensive the misconception that its affordable and cost effective has always pissed me off ever since i was in high school
No.904261
hate rice hate beans
No.904262
preposterous no sane self respecting adult could hate such life sustaining foods as rice and beans
No.904263
mcdonalds is the scientific final phase of food its perfection of taste
No.904264
theres a reason why stupid people are poor and fat
No.904265
other way around dumb people go to the gym and think about diets and exercise
No.904266
you dont have to go to the gym or diet or exercise to not be fat
No.904267
the freak is the worlds smartest australian and hes twig
No.904269
>>904221feel bad for that lone chink
he will never convince the billions of other chinks to care about anything these are people who gladly slaughter nearly extinct animals for no good reason and will ignore their own children writing around in pain after being ran over by trucks
No.904270
p anderson said animals dont matter who cares if they go extinct
No.904271
panderson also gets off to race mixing who cares what he thinks
No.904272
die racist
No.904273
pnig taught us that race mixing is a capital sin
No.904274
he kicked the only black guy from his church out
No.904276
stop posting that gross shit
No.904277
you need to be dogpilled
No.904279
getting dogpiled
No.904280
hate when fuckers like that spam their beast fetishes and pretend theyre not getting a kick out of it
No.904281
why wont you just drop dead f word norm
No.904282
no beast fetish here just aware that women would rather have sex with dogs and horses than a non chad low status male
No.904283
nah it excites you thats why youre posting it everywhere like ntr stuff
No.904284
dont kinkshame
No.904285
bout time to whip out the pone bone
No.904286
get a flipping job you arrogant neets you should be at work right now
No.904287
i am at work
No.904288
>>904286what makes you think i dont exert myself every day i may not have a job but a neets work is never done
No.904289
workin hard in the dead mines
No.904290
neets work harder than any norm norms are the laziest most incompetent creatures in existence neets are always diligently perfecting their craft day in and day out
No.904291
those crafts involve masturbation and moving dots around on a screen
No.904292
how presumptuous of you i am an aspiring scientist and im going to transform the lives of million with my brilliant new technology
No.904294
dreamed i had long hair again
i liked it
No.904295
got excited and made a really thick smoothie but we dont have anymore smoothie straws so im slurping hard through a regular straw god flip nothing can go right ever
No.904296
guys if youre using firefox and your smooth scroll feels slow change mousewheel.min_line_scroll_amount to 25 its great
No.904297
i use macos scrolling is always great
No.904298
virus
No.904300
wheres jayc
No.904301
>>904299baste linkin park
No.904302
are we still doing the hima panel at sakuracon
No.904304
big sigh
No.904307
where did it all go wrong
No.904308
at the turn of the millennium it was already over
No.904309
hehe just found a good way to insult somebody whos trying too hard going to tell them to consider a career in acting im going to be like one of those witty boomers on news articles in no time
No.904312
dont like the word conservation its too similar to conversation
No.904313
>>904306dont mind if i do
No.904314
the internet will be reclaimed from the norms in our lifetimes brothers a beautiful premonition has descended to me from the heavens
No.904316
>>904294are you gonno grow it out now
No.904317
might start gaming again
No.904318
started playing some classic flash games and now im addicted to tower defense games sigh im never going to unravel natures mysteries at this rate
No.904319
gaming makes the world go round
No.904321
is it ok for men to wear hoodies or is it for boys only
No.904322
well new 4chans april fools day sucks
No.904324
made a groundbreaking discovery
No.904325
>>903850cant stop opening this plumper gif
No.904327
forgot to pay the himabill so the site will be closing down on the 8th gen your posts in while you can
theres no backups sorry
No.904328
>>904326really like this art style
golisopod flipping sucks though only guzmas is cool
No.904329
someone make a hima spinoff
No.904330
i used one hehe but the escape ability got annoying when he was my type advantage
No.904331
>>904325same when i first discovered it i must have watched it on and off for like an hour this gif made me want a plumber gf
No.904332
mom bought cinnabon time to feast
No.904333
normabun
No.904334
i feel bad when i sit still but when i move i start to feel not so bad
gonno become and outside dweller phoneposter
No.904335
theres a scape sticky on v
No.904337
some guy i dont know is messaging me bros what do i do think imma freak out
No.904338
mindblowing how snap doesnt exist in the animal kingdom
No.904339
how do you know it doesnt
No.904340
ask him where he lives and murder him
No.904341
made coffee
No.904342
im suffering
No.904343
pnigs gonno be free and posting with us in 1 week its so exciting
No.904344
dickspammer is going to rot in jail for hurting those kids the sick fuck
No.904346
shes cute
No.904347
caught up with work hima
No.904348
>>904343miss my mate pnig so much looking forward to it
No.904349
cant wait for the signed piece of paper that says i wont have to see another linus spam for another 100 years
No.904350
>>904318loved those would spend the entire day on kongregate playing tower defense flash games like a tard
No.904351
>>904328they copied it from yokai watch
No.904352
april fooled mom told her i was kicked out of the school i was accepted to she was bh
No.904353
in the end it was chomonigs own arrogance that was his downfall
No.904354
arrogance is a chad trait that should be rewarded
No.904356
arrogance is only rewarded when someone is attractive enough to back it up
No.904357
wonder if pnig is a peter puffer now
No.904359
should i become a video game journalist
No.904360
are you good at video games
No.904361
ya
No.904362
cant wait to offer pnig a cigarette to puff my peter
No.904363
went to pick up a prescription and the pharmacist says my insurance didnt approve it until tomorrow i feel humiliated
No.904365
pretty sure pnig has been out on bail since december he probably cant use the internet
No.904366
cant even survive a few hours without internet wonder how hes holding up
No.904367
if hes guilty someone has to mail him the zen2 benchmarks
No.904370
cant he just cross the border to mexico take a bus to panama and go to thailand or something no ones going after him outside of the us
No.904371
>>904361they youre overqualified im sorry
No.904372
they arent going to let someone wander across the boarder with a big case like this coming up
No.904373
really want to go live somewhere remote like some isolated siberian village
No.904374
go live with gran
No.904377
how do i weaponize my full gallon piss jugs
No.904378
its about time to go to sleep hima lets get to bed
No.904379
its not even 5pm euronorm
No.904380
just spilled water all over my carpet is there any benefit to cleaning it up or will it just dry
No.904381
dry it with a rag just toss it over and step on it then fold it and do it again
No.904382
mom might step on it and think you spermed
No.904384
pat/press it dry with a rag but other than that theres not much else you can really do
if it was a lot and you have as hop vac you can suck it out
No.904385
dont let it dry by itself or it might get moldy and it will smell bad for sure
No.904386
mom stepped on my sperm once had to say i sneezed
No.904387
>>904334my hips and feet are killing me but i dont feel so bad
No.904388
>>904377drop an m80 inside it
No.904389
crazy to think im bad at everything there is nothing i am good at
No.904390
make one of those 2 liter soda bottle rockets but fill it with month old piss instead of water
No.904391
im home hima put on my neeting pants and got myself aa big mug of steaming hot coffee it tastes best after a hard days work
No.904392
new baby metal album announced
No.904393
>>904388that wouldnt work the fuse would extinguish wouldnt it
was thinking about tossing them off a bridge at passing cars
No.904395
do i need character development to cut my hair or do i need to cut my hair to get character development hmmm
No.904396
just cut it
No.904397
baste hordeteens killing all the flight masters
No.904398
havin another coffee
No.904399
guess ill make one too
No.904401
going to watch adoredtv and then play some sekiro
No.904403
that reads like obvious parody
No.904406
hated normadora
No.904407
why
No.904408
whats a consumption tax
No.904410
a tax levied on consumption spending on goods and services
No.904411
it was toradorable
No.904413
scapenorms are a hundred times better than ffxiv norms and wownorms
No.904414
stupid teen
No.904415
they did something to the nsfw 4chan boards so you cant block the ads and those ads are the worst its a bunch of disgusting sexnorm shit
No.904417
nsfw 4chan boards work for me with adblock youre probably using some weird things
No.904418
i only go to hima and duegi
No.904419
guess ill just stop going to r9k and start going on the incel subreddits more
No.904420
>>904415how come theyre still blocked then norm
No.904422
no ive chosen to keep a low profile for some big reasons
No.904423
hehe the poke showdown april fools is cute
No.904426
>>904424now thats a plumper
No.904427
any ideas guys here
No.904429
ive got a big head and even bigger ideas
No.904430
ill be the idea guy
No.904432
wish i was a carefree fun loving latino with a heart of gold
No.904435
>>904434
i dont understand
No.904436
>>904435mom mom mom mom mom mom
No.904437
mindblowing how arrogant judges get its even worse than imageboard admins humans are not capable of administering themselves its time to roll out the ai
No.904438
that judge is baste
No.904439
nah he let emotions get to him that is something that should be inexcusable for any public official and is why we shall be ruled by freakeyes killbots
No.904441
what a funny looking girl
No.904442
just finished having sex it was way more tiring than i thought it would be but not as hard as i thought
No.904443
you werent thrusting optimally
No.904444
how do you know where to stick it in
No.904445
she will help
No.904446
how will she know
No.904448
dead hours dead day dead board
No.904449
something weird on my monitor
No.904450
beat the shinobi hunter first try hehe
No.904451
really bored bros
No.904452
game
No.904453
gamed all day my arms are sore
No.904454
lay down and watch some vids then
No.904455
hate gamers
No.904456
same
No.904457
think ill just snooze
No.904459
paste
No.904460
phew just love my neetmusk after a week without showering
No.904461
bought some new soap today smelling masculine
No.904462
i only use girly scented soap like strawberries or cherry white tea
No.904464
please shower regularly
No.904465
turt can you weld a basket on my bike
No.904466
mates lets make a corp in eve and game together it will be fun
No.904469
sigh xiv is going down in a bit here
No.904471
nap
No.904472
>>904464once a week is regular
No.904474
think i hear a simoom coming hima
No.904475
holy flip im exhausted i didnt used to be this unfit even a year or two ago when i was fatter and drinking every day what went wrong
No.904477
never been fat or drunk whats it like
No.904478
really fun
No.904479
should i start bellydancing
No.904480
are you a sexy lady
No.904482
hehe shes cute but shes accidentily exposing herself
No.904484
one life and i was born fat cel and balding
No.904485
stop mentioning the balding part being bald is cool and manly
No.904486
nothin manly about it just bald bald bald bakd baly bald baldk
No.904487
>>904481imagine snapping this lil slut
No.904488
not sure why i still play insurgency hate changing games
No.904490
foolish technorm
No.904492
its the neet life or death for me
No.904493
going to bed not that anyone else is here anymore
No.904497
woke up
No.904498
make sure to turn your computer all the way off every night that helped me get a bit more sleep
No.904499
are you refreshed
No.904500
no not really
No.904503
other guy got laid off boss claimed it was pasted on seniority but in reality its because hes shit at his job but i cant help but be a little jealous if he actually gets hired back on he just got to have a no strings attached vacation for a few weeks
No.904504
if youre dreaming about vacations youre in the wrong mindset
No.904506
why couldnt i be born as a gal gohan i dont see how anyone can worship a god when they are cursed with a life of not being a gal gohan i would spit in gods face at the gates of heaven
No.904507
stop wanting to be a girl youd have to wear skirts and show your legs and other humiliating stuff
No.904509
thought pamperchu was supposed to be dead by now
No.904511
whens another disease gonno wipe out most of earths population
No.904512
need a gf so bad
No.904514
why do i have to work if im cel i dont get any benefits of society
No.904515
bone
No.904516
please stop posting pics with men at least spoil it
No.904517
mornin
No.904518
>>904516thats not going to happen
No.904519
every time you see a man with a woman like that youre exposing yourself to cuckoldry and its training your brain to see yourself as a lower male
No.904520
no i self insert
No.904521
i self insert as the foid
No.904522
if you were a poke which one would you be
No.904523
snorlax
No.904524
think i got black lung hima
No.904525
im a beldum
No.904527
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wish i could do that
No.904528
same think ill have a stretch
No.904529
wish i could suck my own dick
No.904530
del
No.904531
is it worth having some ribs removed for some selfslurps
No.904532
wouldnt recommend it
No.904535
in the drowsy dark cave of the mind dreams build their nest with fragments dropped from days caravan
No.904536
>>904527shes got nice feet would love a quick lick
No.904538
cant wait for my real life to begin
No.904539
going to wait for the ritual to be completed first
No.904540
dont have a choice but to wait
No.904541
AMD President and CEO Dr. Lisa Su to Deliver COMPUTEX 2019 CEO Keynote
No.904543
nice pajeets
No.904544
and chinks
No.904547
why are subhuman asians always doing this
No.904550
think ill get some taco bell
No.904551
holy flip i can sell old gmail accounts to chinks
No.904552
>>904541do you think well get any navi info
No.904553
ya zen2 and navi they said theyre announcing 4 new products
No.904554
need to find a better mobile browser
No.904555
A total of 1279 seventh-grade students, mean age 12 years from 10 middle schools in a large southeastern US public school district completed a cross-sectional survey using audio computer-assisted self-interviews.
Overall, 12.0% of students had engaged in vaginal sex, 7.9% in oral sex, and 6.5% in anal sex.
No.904556
simply use safari
No.904557
most of those were probably niggers
No.904558
no one told me everyone was having sex i was just blissfully gaming while it was going on
No.904559
12% is not everybody
No.904560
installed bromite
No.904561
normite
No.904563
didnt even know what sex was when i was 12
No.904564
its built into your brain
No.904565
im celbrained
No.904567
do you think shes found a bf yet
No.904568
im sure there will be plenty of suitors on their cell block
No.904569
wizchan is down
No.904570
very tired hima but i dont want to snooze yet
No.904571
i am starving
No.904572
>>904562hate this normchink
No.904573
wizchan was dead anyway
No.904574
wonder what will happen on hima if he gets acquitted
No.904575
theres gonno be a welcoming party
No.904576
turt and seki will be finished
No.904578
havin a coffee
No.904580
hate that westaboo
No.904582
no
No.904584
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.904585
>>904577weird i was just thinking of this video
No.904587
wonder what the man hater thinks of that pic
No.904588
im manlover
No.904590
gotta love a good unusual_eyes
No.904592
pastaman
get your ass to mars
No.904595
nah
No.904596
your loss
No.904598
dsn
No.904599
you missed out on teenage romance and there is nothing you can do about it even if you were to wake up tomorrow as the ultimate gigachad you will never change that history
until now
weve reached a breakthrough in the progress of the ritual our salvation is all but assured
No.904600
nice frenchtron
No.904601
you can live comfortably in thailand for under $800/month
No.904602
but how do you make $800 in thailand as a neet
No.904603
dont know im trying to figure that part out still
No.904604
i almost hope dickspammer is acquitted so i dont have to read this teens posts
No.904605
bit my mouth ow
No.904606
his posts were basted
No.904607
you forgot the pic
No.904608
wheres pg and the fisherguy
No.904609
just owned aguy hard with mr mime
No.904611
bored
No.904612
watch aris play sekiro
No.904613
>>904610i got a male one sigh
No.904614
nothin wrong with that
No.904616
pokemon
No.904618
die norms die
No.904622
cant believe they turned anko into a fat old hag in boruto
remember being pretty aroused by anko when i read naruto i must had been like ten back then i thought the bodysuits were just fishnets and her tits were completely exposed even putting that aside shes still incredibly sexy
No.904623
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nice random link hehe
No.904624
thats what happens to women when they age
No.904626
bone
No.904629
love a good fanfic
No.904630
its about time for a nice long snooze
No.904631
everyones snoozing maybe ill get in bed and attempt poni island
ashamed to admit im getting stomped by random trainers the wild pokemon are pretty strong too lowest ive seen is 40 and my pokes are around 42-48 thats too close
No.904632
all wowed out
No.904633
die pokseki
No.904634
wonder if it was ever possible for me to not be a worthless loser
No.904635
yeah wait until you see how great everything will be after the ritual is finished
No.904636
hate the ritual meme prefer the mansion meme
No.904637
the mansion will be in a space not of this world
No.904638
got ronald
No.904639
>>904631just get a poke with high speed and good coverage and one shot everything
No.904642
its down again
No.904643
love leveling a single poke and steamrolling the whole game
No.904645
didnt know ramzpaul was still active
No.904646
who the flip is ramzpaul
No.904647
some norm on youtube i remember watching a couple his videos ages ago looks like he took the old ones down though
No.904649
might resnooze
No.904652
cant believe hed let all the himamates starve
No.904653
index is over i can finally dump this off my ssd
No.904654
stop using ssds
No.904655
whats wrong with ssds technorm
No.904657
woke up did i make it before the dead hours
No.904658
might boot up devil may cry 5 that i pirated
No.904659
mom said she wants to buy an old cheap pickup for me to drive around in
No.904660
>>904631whats your team look like now
No.904661
gonno watch quin play sekiro
No.904662
hate quin hate everyone from new zealand
No.904663
quin pinches
No.904664
how do i kill a raccoon
No.904665
fashion yourself a wooden neetspear
No.904667
gonno kill that raccoon and its babies
No.904668
rats racoons and possums get the neetspear
No.904670
never bought a wii u im feeling regret
No.904671
same fell for the memes
No.904672
had the first wii then sold it for a 360
No.904673
had a wii wii u and switch
No.904674
you mean have right
No.904675
hope wk is doing alright
No.904676
hes waiting to be declared not guilty so he can start posting on hima again
No.904677
uhh haha
No.904679
laughing at quin hes so tard
No.904680
yeah i still have them only play the switch though
No.904681
might make a coffee
No.904682
pour yourself a coffee and get on xiv
No.904683
how about not ffnorm
No.904684
nothing norm about it
No.904685
soytch
No.904686
going into hibernation for all of tomorrow then im gonno do a 48 hour ffxiv marathon see you guys in a day
No.904687
cancelled my ff sub gonno take a break from mmos so i can play wow for 18 hours a day when it comes out without getting burned out
No.904688
good night i hope you get well rested but i suggest a 6 hour marathon instead
No.904689
really want to order something but mom shamed me for my last package
No.904690
order a gift for mom and if she shames you again you can make her feel like a bad person
No.904691
good idea but waste of money
No.904692
money exists to be spent
No.904693
ya but i have to spend it on games not on dumb mom stuff hehe
No.904694
mom loves being spoiled
No.904695
woke up its wow time
No.904696
never understood the appeal of mmos
No.904697
starting to hate mom bad
No.904698
whats she doing
No.904699
just remembered when i was a teen i raged at once for having me mutilated at birth and she laughed it off she couldnt comprehend why i would be upset over it
hate foids so much and in the end shes just another one hope she gets owned hard
No.904700
sigh made some typographical errors in that
No.904703
poor guy he was deprived of the sight of natures fairest creature
No.904704
did he still get bones
No.904706
cuteness wont alleviate world hunger or combat the impending climate shift
No.904708
hope jesus gets on that server wipe soon
No.904709
>>904702wish i could have been a grand archwizard
knowledge of foids has only brought me pain
No.904711
hope he brought enough creamos for the whole class
No.904712
mornin hima
No.904714
good morning are you feeling refreshed
No.904715
no i didnt get enough sleep
No.904716
hope classic has lfr
No.904718
paste tardgirl
No.904719
gonno chug some water
No.904720
careful to not drown
No.904722
the kill bots are here
No.904723
hungry but too lazy to get up sigh
No.904725
shes too aroused its scary
No.904726
how can you tell shes aroused
No.904727
shes drunk and has her breasts exposed she wouldnt do that if she wasnt i think
No.904728
i expose my breasts all the time and im not horny
No.904729
dont do it around men or they might get the wrong idea
No.904730
got myself a coke zero on my way back form lunch
No.904731
shes not aroused shes just having fun as you both enjoy some alcohol
No.904732
oh didnt know
No.904733
you should work on your arrogance why would anyone be aroused around you
No.904734
ive never seen an exposed breast before its just what i figured the situation entails
No.904735
havent you seen moms bosom
No.904736
gross no shes not a real girl anyway
No.904737
>>904643i did that in every playthrough hehe mostly with a starter but sometimes with a poke i like like persian zero training required hehe
No.904738
got a big bone think ill satisfy it
No.904739
>>904687may i recommend eve until then
No.904740
im oogin out
No.904741
you are a slave to your bone
No.904742
i am the bone of my bone
No.904743
yet those hands will never hold anything
No.904744
had a dream turt kept touching my nipples and wouldnt cut it out
No.904745
spilled dr p on the keyboard and had to wipe it with my josock
No.904746
might snack and jack
No.904747
keep getting calls and the other person doesnt say anything just waits 10 seconds and hangs up whats going on
No.904748
its a bot
No.904750
shes got beautiful eyes
No.904751
miss the shite drawer meme
No.904752
>>904747sorry thats me im shy
No.904753
shy boys...
No.904755
holy flip shes dripping
No.904756
sigh bros been awhile since ive seen japanese tourists need to bow to one STAT
No.904757
bow to hima in 5 minutes and ill bow back
No.904758
>>904754i will flip this cat
No.904759
i already flipped her shes been flipped
No.904760
>>904757sorry i missed it
No.904761
got new shoes the same as my old ones but thet old ones are from 2012
hate the breaking in part they are very stiff and not as comfortable or conformed to my feet as my old ones
No.904763
biked to the water well saw a ton of teens to and coming back one teen yelled homosexuals are possessed by demons when i biked passed
No.904764
hes right
No.904765
owned those homo reprobates
No.904766
had a trim and bathe
No.904767
im havin a big coffee
No.904768
wonder if pnigs fatwa is still active
No.904769
my ass is sweating
No.904770
my ass is bolstered
No.904771
really bored might rope
No.904773
>>904772almost crashed in that truck at the beginning how pasted
No.904774
black punch buggy no punch back
No.904775
oog adrenaline oooooog
No.904776
>>904772why did you have to flip him off dumb rager
No.904777
gamed too hard today its time to sleep lets get to bed
No.904778
pasted
No.904779
woke up hungover as shite stocked up on wine yesterday drinking a big mug of joe might need some hair of the dog that bit me
No.904780
my defining personality trait is lazyness
No.904781
>>904776because that norm saw i was having fun and purposely sat there waiting for a car to come that was really far away just to be an asshole
its kind of funny that it ended up being the thumbnail though
No.904782
norms dont like fun
No.904783
when i used to ride around while dad drove hed tell me to flip people off for him
No.904784
going to get myself another coffee
mom is using my pc
No.904785
hell yeah brew that cup
No.904786
need a sexy lady to give me a nice slurp
No.904787
no you dont
No.904788
why not
No.904789
its immoral illegal and just plain sick
No.904791
love sexy ladies gonno jo
No.904793
>>904772that overtake was illegal
No.904794
need an extra cute extra sexy extra naughty extra small daughter stat
No.904796
what the fuck is wrong with jagex
No.904797
what did they do now
No.904799
i dont get it
No.904800
looks like a ps1 game
No.904801
it looks stupid and they keep releasing pvm updates instead of fixing their shit game
No.904802
yappari need some hair of the dog after all
No.904803
what do they need to fix
No.904804
everything
No.904805
jagex is powerless against pvp clans and theres still no authenticator delay
No.904806
>>904802you will never free yourself from the cycle if you drink to fix the side effects of drinking
No.904807
so
No.904808
gonno play some sekiro
No.904809
pvp is for norms
No.904810
how about some rlpvp
No.904811
hate cagenorms hope they all crash
No.904812
flip you biker go bust your jaw open somewhere else
No.904813
my mower has a roll cage
No.904815
fuck this im starting hrt i cant take it any longer
No.904816
itll only make you look worse
No.904817
hrt is the only chance i have of losing my virg
No.904818
its alright everyone will be too scared to say i look like a man so i can just happily live in a bubble of delusion thinking im cute
No.904819
pic
No.904820
>>904818nah most people will call out trannies
No.904821
no...
No.904822
how will hrt help you lose your virg if you want to get flipped by a man any reprobate will take up that task for you
No.904823
cant wait to have some late night girltalk in the mansion
No.904824
need to flip a nice jiggly pair of mancheeks
No.904825
>>904822girls will give you flip when they see how brave you are
No.904826
i fuck man ass?
No.904827
i have a man ass
No.904828
i dont believe that
No.904829
im chink
No.904830
check this out *unzips man ass*
No.904831
its a raid
No.904832
ooooooog drag race oooooog
No.904833
cat is pissing me off in the cage it goes
No.904834
flipping die cager
No.904835
cats are way happier in the cage mine yowls with excitement and joy all day and night
No.904837
cant believe the only other himagirl is also a terf hehe
No.904838
paste amir
No.904839
why are jazzs friends also all trans people isnt that kinda weird
No.904840
all my friends are straight men so
No.904841
my friends are all neets pedophiles and masturbation addicts
No.904842
there arent any girls on hima
No.904843
must i jerk my horny bone
No.904844
you musnt
No.904845
ok ill wait
No.904846
gonno jerk it to jazzs huge boobs
No.904847
>>904836cant believe people think this is real this acting is so horrible ive seen high school psas with more composed dialog it sounds like theyre just reading off wikihow bulletpoints
No.904848
it is real
No.904849
this bone is made for jerkin and thats just what ill do
No.904850
>>904847i thought thats how norms talked
No.904851
god i wish i was a girl
No.904852
its not too late
No.904853
post that clip of plumper jazz in the car eating
No.904854
No.904855
time for taiwan
No.904856
>>904852i already grew too tall gonno curse mom with my final breath for not putting me on hrt when i was 12
No.904857
die tallnorm bragnorm
No.904858
>>904850maybe youre right i havent been around norms socially in ten years
No.904859
wish i was a girl not a tranny freak
No.904860
norms have low iq they speak in simple sentences with no punctuation or grammar
No.904861
>>904859soon itll be impossible to tell the difference
No.904862
nah norms are smart
No.904864
norms are dumb as rocks
No.904865
norms just follow whatever trend is popular they do not think its the herd mentality
No.904866
on that note im going to jo to kirby
No.904867
never watched the princess bride should i
No.904868
nothing makes the norms foolish mentality more apparent than the widespread sentiment that peds are evil criminals
No.904869
give it a rest pedsplainer
No.904870
anyone who hates peds for any reason that involves the childrens feelings is dumb as rocks
No.904871
love blowing norms minds away with rind et al
No.904873
id love it`
No.904874
always get really embarrassed and feel a deep blush when i accidentally fatfinger the ` button when i press tab and enter
No.904875
>>904872stop imagining being the 5 year old empathy is for norms
No.904876
cant believe the water store was a front for his underground child trafficking ring all along
No.904879
vile
No.904880
penises are disgusting
No.904881
dont post foreskins they make me weep for what could have been
No.904882
im dumber than a norm
No.904883
not possible
No.904884
kind of want to study math
No.904885
probably gonno end up getting a drivers license by the end of this year might be fun
No.904886
lets all get math phds
No.904887
wish i had parents that injected me with hrt and chopped my penis off so they could get paid to showcase a freak on a tlc show
No.904888
a norm can have two stem phds and work out of a prestigious university and i will still consider him to be dumb as a rock if he isnt pilled
No.904889
why would you want to study maths
No.904890
i guess i must be a norm then
No.904891
ill never get a license
No.904892
>>904884ted said its a waste of time
No.904893
>>904887thats not what happened
No.904894
it is a waste of time maths is what geeks in the old days got obsessed with since they didnt have computers
No.904895
>>904888go get a stem degree and youll see how absolutely right you are theyre the most brainless robotic norms ive ever met
No.904896
maths isnt a word
No.904897
maths
No.904898
hate smartnorms
No.904899
i already have a stem degree and yes i know
No.904900
cant believe simplified english has taken over hima where are my eurobros in this time of need
No.904901
mom made nachos
No.904904
colour honour mathematics bedfellows
No.904905
never hated math just hated school wonder what itd be like to study on my own seems interesting
No.904906
raid hours
No.904907
can we ban everyone without degrees already theyre dumbing down hima
No.904908
you mean diplomas right
No.904909
dropped out one semester before getting a stem degree had to avoid the prospect of getting a job working with technorms
No.904910
ban the graduatenorms
No.904911
they dont need to be banned but perhaps limit them to 50 posts a day that way they can improve themselves by reading our posts and also wont be clogging up the board with brainlet scribbles
No.904912
hima should require a photo of your id submitted publically to be allowed to post that way everyone would have to take responsibility for what they say im a genius
No.904913
mindblowing that i have to have a phd in neuroscience to post im baste on hima
No.904914
just wait till i get my phd then ill show you
No.904915
got a stem degree and then never got a job hehe
No.904916
lots of discordteens today
No.904917
i wonder if theres anyone on hima right now that actually fell for the jp neet meme
No.904918
where
No.904919
wish i was american its not fair
No.904920
always laugh when i realize my $0 net worth is higher than most norms because im a neet loser with no debt
No.904921
getting owned by the kicking ninja in sekiro hima
No.904922
saw a documentary about dishwashers one of them had a degree in philosophy
No.904923
mindblowing how only america forces young people into debt to become educated
No.904924
never played sekiro is it good
No.904925
should i go to ng+ in sekiro
No.904926
ya
No.904927
should i get surgery to fix my hunchback
No.904928
thats a shame dont have a controller guess ill have to play vicariously by watching day9 play it on youtube
No.904929
die sc2
No.904931
should i become a skater
No.904932
sigh avril where did it all go wrong
No.904934
proud younow regular do your worst
No.904935
pill gang represent
No.904936
what the fuck younow is down sigh
No.904937
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now she just looks like a used up old bimbo everyone peaked in the early to mid 2000s
No.904938
i never peaked
No.904939
shes only 34
No.904941
someone send me a telepathic message when the teens leave
No.904942
the norms are trying to prevent returning the world to 2006 because they like it more the way things are now with all the social media and degeneracy
No.904943
well i dont like it one bit hurry up with the ritual already
No.904944
wish i was gay
No.904945
the norms need to be massacred its the only way we can go back
No.904946
okay you go first
No.904947
spermed hard to jazz
No.904948
>>904943you wont make it past the true last boss
No.904949
we need pnig here to complete the ritual
No.904950
hima meetup april 23rd in berghain please arrive safely
No.904952
why do you need all those buttons
No.904953
get a gaming chair too
No.904954
hope mom doesnt find the magic wand i ordered
No.904955
hope im not the only one on hima with a dxracer that would be embarrassing
No.904958
still trying to beat the kicking guy must have died 30 times already
No.904959
bored gonno mind control some hordes off the thousand needles elevator hehe
No.904962
love vanilla thousand needles so damn much might be my second favourite zone after swamp of sorrows and desolace cant believe they massacred it the way they did
No.904963
might have a cry
No.904965
played a warlock and used to summon norms off cliffs sigh
No.904966
thats thunderbluff idiot
No.904967
summon them underwater and watch them drown instead
No.904969
almost drowned at a pool once sigh
No.904970
tried swimming again a few years ago its a lot harder than it used to be
No.904971
>>904960just got him hehe
no items but had to resurrect once
No.904973
congratulations
No.904974
really wish to start swimming but i dont want to be around people sigh
No.904975
simply convince mom to have a pool put in
No.904977
>>904969same i was 6 but some guy saved me
No.904978
thanks im feelin accomplished
No.904980
used to float in the pool and read books for hours each day until mom made me demolish it because it cost too much always was terrified of the pool pump and im still terrified of any water related machinery especially the engine rooms of boats they send me into a horrible state
No.904981
he told me to call him ken and he gave me a warm smile and disappeared into the sunset
No.904983
how am i an adult
No.904984
is dickspammer eating his last meal yet
No.904985
hate public pools hate fat people wearing clothes into the water hate the stupid 10 minute break where they make everyone get out of the water hate the gross feeling warm water on the ground where people have stepped hate the squealing children hate the piss
No.904986
probably not since he wont even be tried for another 4 days
No.904987
>>904968first video i got was a black child
No.904988
always wore a swimshirt and then sat out during swim lessons at school
No.904989
>>90498770% of the videos are black people their bone density prevents them from being able to swim well
No.904991
wasnt fat but i wore a shirt because i was shy
No.904992
hate to say it but there are some really cute girls in bikinis that are not age appropriate in some of those videos
No.904993
dont share pools with others because its like going into a huge human soup its gross
No.904994
kens only hope is to plead guilty and admit he has a problem and beg for leniency so the courts might only give him 10 years
No.904995
ill visit ken every week and give him printouts of hima threads
No.904996
cant believe arcs gone forever weve seen a legend fade before our very eyes take heed hima so you dont share the same fate
No.904998
>>904994plead insanity and only got three years probation it worked for me it can work for him
No.904999
>>904997what language is that
No.905000
magyar
No.905001
>>904998ken was the sanest guy here it wont work
No.905002
the mesa molester
the terror of tucson
No.905004
he didnt molest anyone he simply downloaded pictures and videos
No.905005
used to have magyar neighbours growing up they had a really cute daughter who was a few years younger than me that i still think about the dad would never wear a shirt
No.905006
i meant i still think about the daughter not the dad
No.905007
sexy dad...
No.905008
when did you realize he flipped her every day
No.905009
thingen about that dad..
No.905010
he snapped and murdered multiple kids hes getting the death penalty
No.905011
no he was gross and fat i think she liked my brother though sigh cant believe i missed out on defiantly possible childhood experimentation
No.905012
>>905004there are years of posts he made bragging about molesting his cousins who couldnt escape him
No.905013
i wont post it out of respect but they found some pretty bad stuff in his room
No.905014
remember girls talking about me when around 14 some of them had a crush on me really regret not doing anything
No.905015
himas dead
No.905017
only got handsome in grade 12 when i cut off my long hair but by then it was too late
No.905018
at the time i didnt even know what it meant only as an adult did i realize they wanted to flip
No.905019
at the time you could have put your dick in their 14 year old kitties now you have to live with the knowledge that you didnt
No.905020
still hear girls talking about turt in himaclass
No.905021
remember getting asked out a few times and saying no and when they asked why i couldnt come up with a good reason
No.905024
gg normin
No.905025
remember telling my psychologist he looked like gg allin he hated me after that
No.905026
think its time to give up on normasugi
No.905027
nah
No.905028
hima has always been the same
No.905029
mindblowing to think everyone here will be dead within 18 months
No.905030
just look at the flipping norm posts tonight whats the point of coming here anymore
No.905031
where are they
No.905032
should i ban the norms and haysuz
No.905033
miss freaking out with the freak wonder what hes up to now
No.905034
yes
No.905035
not going to waste my time quoting a hundred posts
No.905036
hes freakin
No.905037
basted freak
No.905038
>>905035since when did your time have any value
No.905039
>>905035report them and ill unleash my hammer
No.905041
>>905035how much is your time worth
No.905042
want to bash some norms
No.905044
dont do it i made some pretty bad posts tonight i apologize
No.905045
fuck
No.905046
>>905044its okay i got reported too so i wont ban anybody
No.905047
dad said only faggots apologize
No.905048
time to leave i guess
No.905049
maintenance is a keyword for fbi investigation cant trust any site that doesnt have a canary
No.905051
love yellow subs
No.905053
wonder what pnig thought of the frogger nb mailed
No.905054
unleash it nb theres nothing holding you back now
No.905055
pnig already roped in his cell 5 weeks ago fools
No.905057
hes probably going to make a run to mexico
No.905058
cant wait for the fresh out episode
No.905061
Growing up I had dreams and aspirations but I always felt like the kid who didn't fit in. For the most part I wasn't a bad kid but when I made the transition into adulthood I turned to the internet for guidance. This led to posting on 4chan /jp/, being an active user of the warosu archive and Himasugi.org, and eventually a hundred and twenty one sentence in federal prison.
I had a lot of time to think and reflect during my federal stint so I share with you what I learned, hoping I can positively influence someone else's life with prison talk.
No.905062
hes living rent free in your head you know
No.905063
got the hiccoughs
No.905064
i get hiccurps
No.905065
reliving my teen years through music currently
No.905066
aaaaaaaaa
No.905067
same just downloaded some muse albums
No.905068
firing up limewire
No.905069
cant believe i sold my les paul to buy cheap liquor wish i had an instrument to play
No.905071
whats wrong with the skin flute
No.905072
could have been a chink im so unlucky
No.905073
might play oblivion again
No.905074
went and patted my cat for a long while love him so much
No.905075
one day someone will stomp your cat to death
No.905076
went to hima to check the thread i started yesterday before sleeping only to find it turned into a good-for-nothing metathread
No.905077
crying
No.905079
>>905076nice reference hehe
No.905081
my cat will never be stomped hes safe and secure in the cage
No.905082
jenked it
No.905083
die cager die
No.905084
listening to that album and wishing i was dead already
No.905085
you mena sotos
No.905086
no but i havent had a nice drunken sotos snooze in a while might be time
No.905088
wish i was bald
No.905090
gonno lose it
No.905092
wonder how many truckloads of fat old hairy man semen has been devoted to kanna hashimoto at this point
No.905093
0
No.905094
proudly dumped at least 1 truckload while thinking about her highness
No.905095
why does my body waste energy and resources making sperm
No.905096
>>905086its bad for your psyche
No.905098
no its good
No.905099
wish i was a one in a million years talent like hashimoto kanna san hennakoto ittetari shitsureinakoto ittetara ittene
No.905100
why kill brazil
No.905101
cant believe its been almost 5 months already
No.905102
>>905097okay now this is baste
No.905103
>>905097glad to see that place hasnt changed
No.905104
wish i was brasilian
No.905105
mindboggling that mero still exists
No.905106
the screaming lady is back
No.905107
hope hondyko is safe and happy tonight
No.905108
remember visiting that place turt just called me a random norm then i left
No.905109
thats what you get why set foot in such an accursed place
No.905110
any molesterman pics turt
No.905111
im baste
No.905112
oog
No.905113
gonno snooze
No.905114
no dont
No.905115
>>905108how do you know it was turt
No.905116
i was talking about #warosu
No.905117
fired up the speakers
No.905118
liam added me but i never added him back
No.905119
post hondys sexy cousin
No.905120
got a broken blister on my hand from digging my mower out it hurts like shite flip
No.905121
>>905118flip you and flip normiam
No.905122
grab a bandaid
No.905123
no need
No.905125
pretty sure i just got bitten by an eastern brown hope you will hold with me while i call an ambulance hima put a compression bandage on my leg really hope its enough or this could be the end wish me lucjk
No.905127
sexy breasts
No.905128
>>905125ill pray for your safety
No.905130
hope they arrive soon ill probably die pretty quick
No.905131
its a xs and shes 5'2"
No.905132
hell yeah my crypto portfolio is up 2k$ what should i buy
No.905133
make sure you close the hima tab before you die
No.905134
its kinda funny because you dont really feel it it feels like a cat scratch or something less like a bug bite but it will kill you within an hour hope i make it out
No.905135
first aid treatment for any suspected bite from a venomous snake is for a pressure bandage to the bite site, the victim to move as little as possible and to be conveyed to a hospital or clinic where they should be monitored for at least 24 hours tetanus toxoid is given though the mainstay of treatment is the administration of the appropriate antivenom
No.905136
i couldnt really move as little as possible since i had to walk back to my house but i put a pressure bandage on then sate down and called an ambulance and posted on hima hope it works out
No.905137
not feeling too good gope they come soon
No.905141
shes too big
No.905142
what do you have against bigs
No.905143
okay theyre here by
No.905144
pasta guy is fucking dead
No.905145
sigh
No.905146
if only camelman were there
No.905147
his fault for going outside
No.905148
it cant be helped
No.905149
got assaulted by a militant vegan
No.905150
same but a militant carnivore
No.905151
guys im gonno snooze now good night
No.905153
just learned rabbits and other rodents eat their own poop
No.905155
bible says you should not eat rodents
No.905158
wonder where josh is now
No.905159
woke up did i miss the live hours or are they still going on
No.905161
wonder what i would have spent my money on before video games
No.905162
youd be spending all your money on paying your mortgage and caring for your wife and kids
No.905163
thatd be a waste what a hellish life that wouldve been
No.905164
nah its great why else would everyone do it
No.905165
maybe ill get it when i grow up into a man
No.905168
i dont flip women sorry
No.905169
defiantly the one on the left she looks nicer
No.905170
dark girls intimidate me
No.905171
well i may be in prison for life and in permanent danger of being killed by any inmate who learns the nature of my crimes but on the plus side im living rent free in some guys head who posts on a forum of 7 people so it all balances out really
No.905173
i respect women too much to flip them
No.905174
i hate women more than anything but i love looking at them
No.905175
you lack self discipline
No.905176
hard to have discipline when your test is as high as mine its off the charts
No.905177
love starting my day with a brutal blackpill
No.905178
mornin hima hows it going
No.905179
pastaguy you there
No.905180
going to take the pasta pill and become a worthless goof
No.905181
hope pg is safe and happy
No.905182
he cant even use nen
No.905183
waiting anxiously for pnigs court date
No.905184
im a transmutercel while all chads are enhancers
No.905185
long gaming sesh i need to take a break
No.905186
mates if youve been using peppermint oil on your face do not use it right after shaving my whole face is burning hard
No.905189
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No.905190
get back to work instead of thinking about memes youre on the clock
No.905192
almost out of food
No.905193
hate the discorders who knows what theyre plotting behind the scenes
No.905194
>>905193why dont you join and find out
No.905195
why dont you flipping drop dead discordnorm
No.905198
runefactory sucks shit its just harvest moon with weeb bait
No.905199
had 2 bananas for breakfast
No.905200
i did too but with nutella it was great
No.905201
the first ingredient in nutella is sugar
No.905202
free my boy lil ken
No.905203
harvest moon is harvest moon with weeb bait rf3 and 4 are fantastic 1 and 2 stink
No.905204
going to jerk it
No.905205
same think ill joski
No.905206
got the ronald banner
No.905207
wowing hard
No.905208
wow in hell reprobate
No.905209
wowing will be mandatory for all himamates when classic is out you better get used to it
No.905210
but the new ff and eso expansions are coming out how is that possible
No.905211
pnig will come back and make playing those games a ban
No.905213
dont call it a toon
No.905214
play a real game like scape idiot
No.905217
cant believe bolemako would delete the turt in japan thread
No.905220
why dont men want to have sex anymore whats going on
No.905223
whos ready for the 2019 soul winning mega marathon
No.905224
sigh natural selection has selected me
No.905225
im home havin a coffee hima hehe
No.905226
>ONE in four men haven't had sex in the last year
so if there are 7 active users on hima that means someone here isnt having sex what a loser
No.905228
all men interviewed from hima said they arent having sex
No.905230
>>905228you never asked me
the sexblog
No.905231
pen delivery arrived hima gonno write some papers
No.905232
>>905226why dont you go to fucking hell greener
No.905234
why its a trash heap
No.905235
seems fitting then
No.905236
purchase high isnt cutting it anymore
No.905238
>>905236maybe you arent going big enough or you need a physical shopping spree
No.905239
shopping in an actual store is too stressful
No.905240
having another coffee
No.905241
i daydream about murdering the norms for that high you should try it
No.905242
zip it murdernorm
No.905243
each time you jo you are murdering hundreds of millions of norms
No.905244
gonno listen to britney spears and jo
No.905245
gonno piss
No.905246
piss in hell
No.905247
>>905236buy a apple slicer and then go slice some apples
No.905248
im back time for some wine
No.905250
pasted
No.905253
>>905249ended up bleeding out of my ass and cock but got the antivenin so im fine now
No.905254
meant to reply to
>>905252 No.905255
sure am lucky medical care is free here though hehe
No.905256
>>905251he needs to be told that women nowadays are all feminist sjw bitches does he not know
No.905257
should i become a postnorm
No.905258
hes a preacher so of course hes bluepilled
No.905259
find a nice girl in the church and you wont have that problem
No.905260
im glad youre ok but try wearing jeans and boots when in tall grass
No.905261
>>905256he talked about it in the vid you didnt even watch it and youre wrong to begin with
No.905262
theres a snake in my boot
No.905263
>>905259youve obviously never been to church
No.905264
still cant believe mom dated a literal mgtow guy and he even told her about it
he was terrified of the dark hehe
No.905265
>>905263youve obviously only been to the wrong ones
No.905266
uh if he was going his own way why was he trying to date a single mother slut with a pathetic son
No.905267
whats wrong with being scared of the dark
No.905269
>>905264your mom is pasted
No.905270
>>905266because mgtow guys are all retarded hypocrites
No.905271
would give everything for a nice sexy momgf and a basted himason
No.905272
he probably had a milf fetish or something since he was 20 years younger than her
got hassled a lot in school for having a hot mom
No.905273
pic
No.905274
no
No.905275
not sure if i told you mates but my dad divorced his wife a few months ago she was fucking her personal trainer now hes dating a girl whos only a couple years older than me
No.905276
if he was a good dad he would convince her to seduce you
No.905277
well hes not a good dad thats pretty clear
No.905279
baste oogdad
No.905280
cant imagine mom getting flipped by a himabro id probably have to rope immediately after making eye contact with him
No.905281
>>905280better me than some random norm whats her number
No.905283
cant believe pnig prefers spiderman to batman
No.905284
yeah... real nice
No.905285
if pnig gets out im going to be as nice to him as i can
No.905286
everyone has to agree to not bring up the trial and just pretend it never happened he wont post about it for a while
No.905287
hima ate my long post gonno have to write it again sigh
No.905288
pnig was defeated in the third age and banished to the shadow realm he wont plague hima again for thousands of years
No.905289
why are japs so nice in mmos but so bad mannered in card games almost every time i get roped in mtg or rage disconnected in sv its a flippin jap but theyre so polite and friendly in xiv
No.905290
stop playing on their servers its rude
No.905291
did you guys learn japanese yet
No.905292
remember the first night in japan when i finally found the hostel and i was exhausted getting ready to bathe and a japanese girl came down the stairs and said hello in the most hushed and defenseless tone possible i pretended to not hear her because i was tired but it made me wonder why you would even bother saying something to a stinky american standing in the kitchen wearing underwear
No.905293
she wanted you to bend her over
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>>905289same thing used to happen to me in shadowverse but theyre nice in minecraft and tree
No.905296
>>905292she was honorbound
No.905298
read shogun the other day japs are flippin baste
No.905299
gonno play somew sekiro im trying to beat the drunkard but hes too strong
moms still not home she went to a happy hour after work
No.905300
mom is drunk and ready
No.905301
get drunk with mom
No.905302
had to delay my marathon i woke up and felt terrible so i went back to sleep and woke up again at the wrong time
No.905305
streaaaaaa m
No.905306
wonder if its better to stay on the brainpills for life or go out in a blaze of incel glory
No.905308
gonno marry kagamin just try and stop me
No.905310
hope streamguy comes back
No.905311
slow down you have to enter the love triangle with me first
No.905312
no i dont
No.905313
strreeeeaaammm
No.905315
sigh
No.905316
when was the last time you fired up your favorite iosys album hima
No.905317
fire up the hima radio
No.905318
its time for pastaman and the freak mornings on W106.5 the wombat
No.905319
to stop the package shaming im gonno wait for my next allowance check and then buy a big package with multiple things hopefully they dont split it up
just hope it doesnt sell out before then sigh
No.905320
is pg alive
No.905321
ya
No.905322
pasta guy is fucking dead
No.905323
>>905319buy stuff now and put in a request for extra slow shipping
No.905324
the 24th episode of sao was actually good glad i stuck around wonder how many more eps there are or if theyre going to wait several years for a new season
No.905325
just buy stuff anyways and tell the package shamer to mind their own business
No.905326
cant believe someone watches norm art normline here
No.905327
its ok i just have to be patient ill be ordering more stuff anyway so this is where i must hold back for a short time
No.905328
>>905326its just teentron pay no heed
No.905331
wheres the fucking streammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No.905332
found a trick to avoid package shaming if its usps you can order it for general delivery and discreetly pick it up at the post office
No.905334
nice raider lucky star ended weeks ago
No.905335
sorry i cant stream sekiro pcsan is struggling
No.905336
wish i was smart enough to play sekiro
No.905337
hate the transition between two anime seasons
No.905338
just fire up something good not like anything in the coming season will be any good
No.905339
hope god can forgive me for watching that momiji and sakuya video
No.905340
is it the one where two cute boys have sex with eachother while crossplaying
No.905341
its raining hima
No.905342
cant wait for the hima crossplay orgy
No.905344
star
No.905345
hehe
No.905346
any manga recs
No.905347
are you into yuri i have a ton of that
No.905348
thats sinful
No.905349
nothing wrong with cute girls enjoying each others company
No.905350
got the hiccoughs again
No.905351
hajime no ippo
No.905352
keep your dick in a vice
No.905353
gonno go to the store anyone want anything
No.905354
love you mates so damn much im so thankful you are there for me im crying
No.905355
literally watching ave as you posted that hehe basted
No.905357
nice newman
No.905358
>>905353grab me some of their finest gorgonzola
No.905362
ohh sexy breasts
No.905363
why is the right one so much bigger
No.905364
whats with the inverted nipple obsession are they really common or something
No.905365
shaved
No.905366
never seen bare breasts never will
No.905368
saw moms breasts on accident once they were nasty
No.905369
my teen gf had inverted nips theyre nice
No.905370
sigh kaguya ending got me cryin
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guess ill lie down
No.905372
kaguya is normime
No.905373
and hima has been overrun by norms
No.905374
should i try getting a job at the post office
No.905375
you either die a neet or live long enough to see yourself become a norm
No.905376
sure how hard can it be
No.905377
hate postnorms
No.905378
>>905363its normal to have asymmetrical breasts
No.905379
remember to tip your mail man
No.905380
mindblowing that bukowski worked at a post office for like 20 years
No.905381
what do you even do at a post office
No.905382
organize pieces of paper i guess
No.905383
wish i had a nice well paying water store job