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dont ban


im ape


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someone make a thread


stupid teens


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does this really happen


that must be drawn by a woman



whys that


men are disgusting so she drew boys but still wanted the only part of a man she values


because those children have man sized penises


girls hate penises


im a man with a child sized penis


baste gamer girl


love girl gamers


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something seems off


was it worth it hima to give up everything


is this the girl game


gonno post in this thread


got left behind


someone make a new thread


whats wrong with this one


get in here


sigh got left behind


posting here


when a thread only lasted a day or two i could stand strong and refuse to post in the bad one but now they last for a week



oog me hear sound me move


grim simply grim




nb just sent down the order this is the thread


hell ya




the guy who picks the threads is the most arrogant poster on hima by far


if i was scandinavian i would have gotten laid at da club after a marathon lan party with my bros sigh


NOT as arrogant as the guy who tried making a second vile thread after noone wanted to use his first


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if all the humans were replaced with chimps the world would be a much better place


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ban the threadspammers


nice fridey night


made a kagamisip vector back when kagamisip was all the rage then that bastard shin made a better one


always think of this when i see some norm absentmindedly browsing their ook tiktok or instagram or whatever feeds and clicking videos then watching for a few seconds and going to the next one makes me rage



they are frying their brains faster than you think is possible



wonder if seki would be willing to part with his beloved hima for 3000 big ones


die freak


using the 4 has pretty much been the same thing for at least a decade thats probably why im so retarded


cordbros are home and ready to neet it up for the weekend


pnig already tried that and he didnt budge


its hailing




why the flip is he so attached to a site with 5 posters he doesnt even belong here as one who has had uncompensated relations with women


would rather have him than you at least he rarely posts


you werent supposed to take the celposts seriously


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hes pasted



hate all the norm raiders on this board but freak the tubie turt and runnorm are the worst in that order


theres more than one tubie


NOThin wrong with a little raiding


i dont care what you do behind closed doors im talking about the one thats been permabanned 500 times


pretty sure thats both less than 4 and more than 4 people


ya thats what i said theres more than one


i merely do whats required as someone without free housing and food from the bank of mom because mine is a mentally ill retard who could never hold a job and considers that the mans role anyway


tube me up


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never played 2


never been to a lan party


do they still do lan parties or is everything over teencord


the tube poster is clearly the worst he doesnt watch the stuff he posts and picks the worst possible entubers everything is explicitly done just to annoy the people here hes probably responsible for other norm embeds too






wouldnt be hard to set up a bot that posts the most recent entube embeds thats probably what he does maybe hes also a regular poster under a different persona with his real ip


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checked the touhou wiki talk page to see if theyre still raging about fairies and one of the editors said he wanted better communication about site decisions NOT on discord but posted on the site and the admin replied saying join discord


whats the fairy drama clue me in


the cordnorms have taken over the web its actually pretty mindblowing how bad things have gotten


is star sexier than luna


didnt even know what discord was until it had taken over how come nobody tells me about these things i want to be in on the action from the start too


makes me rage that there are 20 year old enbitches making tens of thousands in simpcoins by latenorming everything and becoming idols of otaku culture despite knowing little to no japanese


all the important hima decisions are made in discord conversations by the cordbros too


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what important decisions


simply watch pomu shes a bigger otaku than anyone on hima


wonder if pomu has a qos tattoo


why would you wonder that


hate her and her dumb uhh im me meme


shes en


you have every right to be angry


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how can i improve your hima experience




try dying


guess ill game until the raids over


fire up the deug


dont have what it takes to be an imageboard admin would crumble under the pressure and stress


got scammed by my friend into leveling two jobs to 90 thought it was an mmo its actually a single player game


sounds like you got owned


id just leave the current jans in charge even the one that rages at me constantly for NOT being as norm as him


NOT sure if $3000 would be worth what i do to seki if he sells to some nearly insane australian


never talked to anyone in eorzea


youre quite literally the most norm guy on this site dont know how you dont realise that


now that im 90 they dont play with me theyre too busy with savage shite but i already have a job dont need two


didnt ask for the clubnorm opinion


need to get some girls on hima tired of this sausage fest


invite cham


i think girls start spawning once we reach 50 members


lets compare a nonvirgin jobhaver who spams the site with vtubers and about his crush to a neet virgin hmm


burger night the place was really crowded gad to stand there waiting for my takeout and there were some 30 year old women swiping tinder


only been mistaken as a girl a few times and that was when i was a cute shota with long hair


same except last year


the entire board would become about them until they got sick of it and absconded with the victorious alpha


was last mistaken as a girl when i was 22 now i bench over 400lbs


while youre whining about pixels on your screen NOT being how you like them hundreds of civilians are dying dont you think you should be a little more appreciative of your lot in life


was last mistaken for a girl when i was 16 once two teengirls came up to me and asked if i was a boy or girl and ran off laughing didnt answer them


thought about that last month when the tornado sirens went off at 3 am ran to the basement but mom and dad took a long time to follow down


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still remember the time the boomer at the bus stop said ladies first to me because he thought i was lady


sick of norms virtue signaling about ukraine their entire lives revolve around what they see on the news


still remember trying to find the courthouse and the old security guard said he will show me and followed me outside and got really close pointing to the buildings and then put his hand on my arse


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why is she naked


mindblowing theres actually a female on hima but theyre highly autistic and bisexual


cant find sunflower butter anymore because its all grown in that place


for your viewing pleasure


now that you mention it someone asked me the same thing when i was a teen completely forgot about that


never been mistaken for a girl even when my hair was down to my shoulders


when i got home from having surgery i ordered some gauze and other stuff from a chemist online because i needed it but didnt want to go out ordered it for same day delivery but it never came and the order never updated got sick of waiting and forgot about it called a week later and after putting me on hold for 30 minutes they told me doordash had marked it as driver incompetent which means the driver took the order then stole it without delivering it so they said theyll refund but they only refunded the purchase price NOT the delivery price so called again the next week and after 30 minutes on hold they told me it should be refunded with the rest so i should get it soon now its a week later would call again but i expect the lazy norm on the other end to blame it on payment processing again without checking anything so im forced to wait until all possible payment processing times have elapsed before calling





i read it




fool you should skip his posts so he isnt encouraged


its ok i already forgot what it said


cant believe there are stores in japan where you walk up to the lady at the counter and say hello i would like to purchase this comic graphically depicting an 8 year old girl being serially gangsnapped please im going to masturbate to it


you dont say the last part


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its usually a man at the counter




if its only usually a man then my statement isnt false


aliexpress dildo arrived quick but its too small


how is it too small dont they list the size


love when companies partner with doordash and uber to deliver things and then place on the onus on the customer to fix things when the drivers inevitably scam them because they wont suffer any consequences unless their success rate drops below the percent algorithm cares about


yeah but i misjudged


went to en nls the other day but they shut down got shocked


uh if you use delivery apps you deserve to get owned


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you stupid whore you spilled my flipping fee


mom says to get delivery but refuse only do takeout


be polite to the lady or youll have to answer to me


i didnt use delivery apps used their website delivery option which didnt mention delivery apps only found out later the way they deliver is by partnering with them and then NOT giving a flip about whether they actually deliver or NOT


get owned richnorm hope they double charge your card


yet aNOTher night of wanting to eat more but already being full also got a headache


NOT even worth my time to chase them for the delivery fee but the principle of it makes me rage


sigh woe is me im so rich its NOT even worth my time going after such a paltry sum


die skipping tubeteen




left behind


i missed you


wonder what pcauc had for chow


probably feasting on all his tributes


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hate when i immerse myself deeply in something then return to the real world and remember that ive utterly wasted my life


glad i havent wasted my life heck it hasnt even started yet



uh comic book guy owns his own business doing what he loves and is a powerful figure in the community and even has a japanese gf we are NOT the same


hes just like me in 10 years


cant say i wasted my life since theres NOThing i can think of that id rather be doing


same it just wasnt in the cards


that ai that draws stuff based on text is kinda scary


dont know what youre talking about


that last part isnt canon and the episode where hes a mensa member isnt either



would have been cool if the norms hadnt ruined every nerd pastime beyond repair japan is really the only place left with even a semblance of it and even that sucks hard compared to 15 or 20 years ago


that cat is NOT seamless just look at the chair


been getting these headaches a lot lately its NOT painful just a tenseness behind and above the eyes think it might be too much screen time might have to detox


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fire up the naproxen


would kick her in the face


dont have any and already popped a profen


hope youre using flux


hope hes NOT


turned down my brightness too


do NOT kick sexy lady mio in the face


i did for like three days in 2013 but i got annoyed having to turn it off to watch vids or look at pics think i read that its placebo anyway


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i dont care if people dont like me you stupid bitch


you cant call a lady that


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i smile all the time but no one sees it over the internet


yeah let me just take the pretty girl with big boobs life advice im sure it will transplant well into my own life uh huh


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cant know if you dont try


would keep just turning on movie mode before i gave up on flux after a couple weeks


guess ill watch a soyvid


embed it




NOT feeling better guess ill bathe


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was a friendless loser forming parasocial relationships on the internet before it was cool


need to do my taxes


fire up turbotax


was listening to iinchous album today its pretty good


im NOT eligible for free turbotax anymore since my raise


miss the days when ecelebs had comedy blogs instead of youtube channels


think its impossible to be over 25 and have friends in rl that are into games and things like that without being a radical leftist


feeling feverish


tired of it all hima dont want to work dont want to neet dont want to deal with other people dont want to be isolated dont want to be weird dont want to be norm


why doesnt your tax authority do everything but the deductions for you


whats wrong with being weird


it limits your options


you mean expands them


got something that expands for you right here


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wheres the date




doctor called they did NOT find any signs of worm activity in my stool


you got tricked into shitting in a bowl for the doc i shudder to think of what nefarious plans he has for your stool


exotic earthworms from europe and asia are invading many northern forests in north america that currently lack native earthworms


might have to start wearing jeans all the time because its more realistic than changing my neetreeking sweatpants every day


wish i could make some norms sift through my shite


only wear jeans outside


the alternative is to just NOT wear pants except when i leave my room but its a pain to have to take them on and off 15 times a day because mom needs help with something or i want to get water


keep a water bottle in my room cant stand drinking from a cup


it would get too hot


exhausted in agony but too tired to sleep tried napping and woke up after an hour of half awake sleep




stole a hydro from mom


took a nap earlier today and had a dream i was shoveling the driveway with an entuber


wanted to post a maid in heaven song in the maid blog but didnt because had already posted the same song several weeks earlier


you forgot an i


submitted a tip to the dea


youtube recommended an english cover of an snk song with western fanart as the thumbnail



wish i had known about xylitol gum sooner


always chew 5 sticks of trident a day with at least 2 hours apart


sigh wish anime wasnt so terrible




wish japan didnt have such a large impact on my life


they picked some of my classmates to go on study abroad to japan but wouldnt let me go and then they made us watch them on the tv wonder how my life would have been different if they let me come


would have raged hard if that happened to me luckily i went to a poor school where no one had expectations


wish mom wasnt so flipping stupid


maybe naive is a better word stupid people are usually evil



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think these are the most tard bitches ive seen in a good damn while


me on the left


which one are you gonno marry


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moshi moshi




why are both of those filenames flipped up


one of these is literally just rize-chan with an extra 21st chromosome what the flip


thats his own way of filling out the name field


why im feeding his ego right now


thats most characters they just change the hair and eye colors


too tired to do anything its far too late for coffee dont feel like going to bed


fire up scape


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shes NOT like rize at all


that would be doing something


sometimes rip out my facial hair when tired found a pile of it on my desk


do that all day


she has that yuri scene


wish i didnt have facial hair


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wish shed comfort me




sigh she looks like an angel


gamed whatd i miss




i dont know i skipped waiting until later to go back and see what needs to be reported


the snitch


yeah she looks like an angel all right


NOT that kind you sick flip


mindblowing how much better things could be if even half the norms opened their flipping eyes for a single week


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their eyes are open they just dont care


holy flip


hate tentacles


yeah let the norms open their eyes and realize how pointless it all is and stop slaving to maintain our comfortable lifestyles


love tentacles especially in the throat


like tentacles but less so if they look like a gory mess


NOThin wrong with a nice wall of flesh


life isnt comfortable if you have to ignore the fact that at all times youre trapped in a hellscape with hundreds of millions of mindless norms who will decide everything that happens in your life for you


might play terraria soon havent seen any of the new stuff from the last update




im NOT a streamer


fire up the hima world


we were born here with all of these mindless norms because they exist to serve us


still dont get why we had to use the word stream remember there was a time in the past when we said something else


thought increases in average iq and access to the information superhighway was supposed to mean people wouldnt brainwashed zogged out peasants cheering for their doom


the fact that information is more easily accessible than at any point in human history and things are still as bad as they are just shows were hopeless as a species






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it must be too flipping easy for the powers that be i wonder if they ever get bored knowing that easily 85 percent of the country wont even attempt to think for themselves in any way


would give anything at all to look like her


her character class is warrior an expert with all types of weapons


just like me


wish i could think for myself


always preferred rogue think i would have made a good one if i was born in medieval times since im naturally agile


thats what she says too when they question her about her revealing outfit she responds like a true warrior relies on agility


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like rogue assasins in games wanted to use dual daggers in er but its shite in pvp unless the other guy has no poise


what happened to the aikido posters


hs had some judo lessons for pe but i forgot all of it


hate when moms bf brings up japan to me its been 5 years im pretty sure theres NOThing left we can discuss on it


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like her henshin outfit more


what a plumper


even though by canon she should be quite thin


always used to pronounce it kuh non until a few years ago


dont start


was that before taking esl classes


groan have a teethpaste stain on my shirt


wish i could have a tomato sandwich


well im NOT stopping you


weird how tomatoes and other produce used to have flavor but NOT anymore


NOT allowed to have grains


miss 2019


aot ending is so shite im still a bit mad about it even though im a thirty years old man hehe


why it sucked


hate to break it to you but if you can get mad over that shite youre teen


never watched that series


how many more episodes are there going to be think i watched 87


destroyed all character building done over ten years of issues made a bunch of nonsensical claims and killed everyone off for no payoff its so bad it feels deliberate


gonno really enjoy seeing the eren incel scene animated


people seem betrayed about one piece too and the berserk guy died NOT a good time for manga


they made it too confusing to follow releases watched the first one in 2013 watched the second in 2017 then they made like 3 more in the last two years


wow im really heartbroken over the fate of aot and op gosh i was still getting over naruto


uhh watch haha


tomato sandwich bowl of life cereal frozen pizza bagel with cream cheese toasted frozen waffle microwaved french toast sticks shrimp flavor cup ramen bryers butter pecan


wow what a meal


sounds good i hope you mean all at once


im NOT eating any of it just thinking back to what i used to eat before 2016


do you read the novelizations of marvel movies too


nice fatnorm


havent cooked or eaten home cooked food since thansgiving and before that thanksgiving 2019


havent eaten home cooked food since yesterday


you ever think back to some of the things you did or didnt do and think wow i might really be mildly retarded


nah im geneius


moms in denial that im mentally disabled


getting owned in infinite raging hard


im a misunderstood genius


felt a lot better when i realized im tard and stopped judging myself based on norm standards


remember when they changed the board name to misunderstood geniuses


no youre the only one here to remember that


we must surpass the norms


im directionless


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wish i was her




youd be snapped by some fat 30 year old neets



boobs too big itd be inconvenient


he identifies as male


doesnt seem to bother nb


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did NOT know aharen 2 was out


what about your rss feed


you didnt see the strawberry pic


me on the right


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annoying little whores


wish i could do the >< eyes


maybe you can


any anime to watch today






the virgin road anima was pretty good


new kaguya aired today gonno pog out over it tomorrow


peak teen show


uh teen haha


yeah its peak teen unlike the cultured anime i watch like aot


do NOT watch kaguya its norm


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eren is paste as hell though


NOT for long


owning norms hard with my rivers of blood hehe


scalpflakes are out of control lately can even see them on my numpad




im teen but would rather fire up the cocopika collab than adapted normime already read the source material




wish i could touch a woman like that


touch and squeeze itd be so soft


NOT allowed


gonno parry you


Don’t have a wife? You might quite reasonably think “I don’t have time to even think about that.” Don’t worry — the company will fix your social calendar for you. It is socially mandatory that your boss, in fulfillment of his duties to you, sees that you are set up with a young lady appropriate to your station. He is likely to attempt to do this first by matching you with a young lady in your office. There are, at all times, a number of unattached young ladies in your office. Most of them choose to quit right about when they get married or have children.

sigh should have become a salaryman


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parry these


isnt that a cool show


the main character said she hates idols


so do i


almost vomited


guess ill crack and make some normaroni and cheese


guess ill watch the new settled


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wonder what losing like 50 pounds would do for me


think ill watch the sexy lady plumper one instead



why does her face look real


why the flip would anyone want to learn indognese


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to flip a sexy indog plumper like ollie


woke up gonno make a gnt and finish the movie i started earlier



made drunk food without being drunk yet then had to eat it all before it got cold and got too full to crack


still dont understand why cover makes even the foreign employees wear those rice picker hats


defiantly didnt have abs at 165


gonno powershite


i seem to be autistic


nah youre fine


ok phew


theres NOThing wrong with being autistic


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would love some sushi rn


would love new game s3


dont watch wageslaving propaganda


varg said a man is supposed to have a 9 to 5






need a nice clocking in factory job


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gonno be listenin to modern country all night thanks a lot


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going to finally rope to make mom proud


im a member of the bloggin class


dont do it


stream it


need to watch some wageslaving propaganda to motivate myself to gaj


both hima admins ended up getting to flip their coworkers there are other benefits besides money


dont want to flip


youre going to flip whether you like it or NOT


went to the store got aNOTher box of wine and some gas station sushi


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just had a flashback to those things they did in elementary school where everyone had to sing in the auditorium and they would invite your parents to come watch mom raged because she was recording and i slinked back behind aNOTher kid because i didnt want to be seen was always afraid of being made fun of by mom


mom has a picture of me at one of those making a gun with my finger and pretending to shoot myself in the head while making eye contact with her camera as other kids look and laugh


post it please


dont know where it is the one she put in the picture frame is just me autismstaring at the camera with no expression


the fun it was to make and generates is far more than adding "quality" could do
passion is what makes music good


die bot


sis has a friend sleeping over


kitty chased a lizard and he had to ditch his tail to escape her feline grasp crying for that reptile


are you a bad enough dude to do what needs to be done


the tail will regenerate but it will be ugly and mishapen



oh well thats life


flying high in april shot down in may




was feeling anxious about something then got distracted and forgot what it was


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need some of that


some of that lean


love abusing stimulants with my good friend kirby


loved that game


waited too long to go to sleep now ill be lying in bed hungry


is mom on the couch just get stuff out of the fridge that doesnt make noise and some slices of bread



mom is 30 miles away


then just eat


you wouldnt get it


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thinking about 5 years ago



lied in bed for 45 minutes couldnt sleep instead dwelled on the past the present and the future



they call me the lieblog


was raining when i was outside


probably NOT an alcoholic in the grand scheme of things but i dont think im ever gonno stop drinking unc started going to aa in his 50s and started smoking the devils lettuce all day instead it seems gay as hell


been drinking every day for the last 10 years it feels great theres no way something that feels this right can be bad


im free from worldly desires


maybe if i had a job it would be different but i dont so flip it feel like a lot of moms generations anti alcohol raging was less about substance abuse and more about the behavior it caused i just take it easy




big bro added me on steam


havent logged into steam in at least half a decade wonder if any of my bros from the 2000s have wondered what happened to me


wonder if harvey birdman and sealab 2021 and home movies hold up


they do been watching a lot of that stuff lately


birdman sucks hard after season 1 sealab sucks hard after episode 3 or 4 of season 3 havent rewatched home movies past season one in fifteen years


the sucker


i cant still hear the entire aqua teen theme song in my head when i havent watched it for over 10 years



never stopped watching it every few years


imagine if that brain space was filled with something useful instead


it has been useful ive posted quotes here many times



when i had a tv in my room i had cartoon network playing almost all the time i was awake as background noise i must have seen 100 reruns of aqua teen and sealab


get this faggot shit out of here kid big dawgs are conversing


think the last time i watched toonami was a few years ago while mom was snoozing and felt disgusted by flcl 2 then turned it off


ask me why i wear this diaper man im insane


saw a bird on the lawn


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Shanghai residents go to their balconies to sing & protest lack of supplies. A drone appears: “Please comply with covid restrictions. Control your soul’s desire for freedom. Do NOT open the window or sing.”


might rewatch outlaw star


dont those stupid slanteyes know its a hoax




built to norm


aisha is sexy as hell


the matrix was on to something when they considered 90s america as the peak of human society


the animatrix



might snooze sigh only cracked a few cold ones and had a six pack left for tomorrow night but now theres NOThing


its a nightcore kind of night


listened to some meself earlier


playing outer wilds damn good game


are you soy facing


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tried that played for a couple hours wandering around found a couple alien chatlogs NOT much else never touched it again


same now im trying to play again





cant find the underwear ive been using to cover up my hdd led while i snooze for most of the last twelve months


uh why NOT simply unplug the cable from the header


i need to know whos using my hard drive for the other 16 hours a day where im semi conscious


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never played the original only 2 and there was one star i didnt manage to get because i couldnt do the jump


you cant just start playing a series with the sequel


mom didnt buy me the original


did you ask




2 was a gift


im a gift to mankind


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man if these come to america i will be shooting at them and i hope everyone else does as well ill even pay to get some daisy slingshots and ball bearings for the lads


why shoot them theyre cool we already live in what is functionally a cyberpunk dystopia why NOT have the aesthetic aspects of one too at least


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because its an abomination and making the government waste money is americas proudest tradition


thought mass shootings were americas proudest tradition


never understood why cels always choose that option instead of snapping a woman at gunpoint


they want love NOT mere copulation


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wish i had a nice konbini baito



feel upset now whenever seeing cropped aaaa images because know the uncropped version is probably scat


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teen la teen


cant even remember what kill la kill was about


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ive lost my way


dont know if i can keep playing outer wilds its too scary


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i dont think i can do this


do what


sipping big cofee


how big


moms coming over today do i reclassify her as an invader




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depends whose name is on the lease


uh gran signed the lease about 10 years ago it was for one year and we simply never signed aNOTher one ive just been sending the landlord his money every month since then


sending whose money


im your landlord thanks for your patronage


and i thank you for NOT going up on the rent all this time


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hey its those girls


hey ladies


saw a little girl cosplaying as the spy family girl wonder if should watch the show




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shes in this months issue of cosplay mode magazine


im afraid my issue hasnt arrived in the mail yet youll just have to post the pic


that thing on the left is asking for it


thats a squirrel


its a sugar glider



got stuck in that years ago quit playing


she had to find out who killed her dad


doesnt seem fair that theres a deck in yugioh that can win in two turns


the game is shite


didnt have friends to play with just liked the cards


was fun from middle school to 10th grade when we played normally never got to the point when tryhards take over


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the heck is that thing on her head


tired guess ill make more coffee


mom interrupted my lunch to talk about her job they only gave her a 2 percent raise


love getting a 2% raise during 5% inflation


you mena 1.5% raise after taxes on a 15% inflation


wish i had a wageslave mom instead of a mom that was a neet 97% of the time and only taught me how to neet most of which were techniques only available to single mothers


simply marry a single mother to replace mom


that might NOT be so bad if she made a lot of money and only had you as a trophy husband to drive chads kid to school and back



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woke up ate potato salad


thats church potluck food NOT morning food


well im eating it


whenever i make psalad i fry some up in a pan to go with eggs for breakfast


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might end up marrying a single mom with a really sexy sexy lady daughter


dont think a single mother would put up with my shite she doesnt need aNOTher child


mom said im too old to get a woman without children so to suck it up and step up to the plate that aNOTher man left on the table and be a stepdad


you need a son to live vicariously through


sis is 33 and has no kids never married and shes NOT fat NOT going to fall for the judaic propaganda baseball metaphor


thought whites werent having kids anymore


so uh which one of us are you going to introduce to her


she doesnt like autistic perverts


why NOT


im NOT a pervert


NOThin wrong with being horny for sexy sis


old boss married a single mom who divorced took all his money lives like a queen while he had to rebuild his business from NOThing


a single mother started once and had asked to work near me and id keep my earbuds in to NOT have to talk one day she asked if i would eat food if she brought it for me but she quit because she was too dumb to keep up with her tasks i think she was panicking and assumed i would make a good beta provider


die vol


never had a woman offer to cook for me but mom


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single mother virg hunters dont count



uhh that didnt count haha


die tru or live long enough to see yourself become vol


do you expect them to break into your room to offer you food


im vole


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feeling strange


stranger than usual


broke my vow to NOT buy pasta anymore


watched a nice 3 hour vid


you have a problem


same but then it turns out im the only one out of 5 adult cousins that hasnt had multiple


wish i had an attention span


starting to think that girl didnt lie better scrap and memoryhole this one


cant watch a movie or ova or four eps of anime but can watch a 3 hour long youtube vid


the tuber


love watching 3 hours of head bobbing and screaming


doggo go brrr heheeehhehehh


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how long is a rest for


the rest of what


told mom to at the very least get turkey and salami gonno have sandwiches for dinner


can i have one


the beggar


sure theres still 5 rolls


wish i had a sandwich might boil up that pasta mix in some chicken


hell yeah


how bout a nice yakisoba pan


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is that the brand new cord teen meme


why would it be


dont post linus hes toxic




love a good involuntary meltdown


brothers new dog has like a kidney condition or something and hes gonno have to feed it specialty food forever


dumb spics


cant he return it for a non defective one


his wife really likes it so no



does it say that ragnarok was the best mmo of all time if NOT i dont care about it


yeah i bet she does hehehe


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never played ragnarok


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woke up NOT feelin so good


whats wrong


need some hair of the blog


as for me ill early snooze


as for me made some pasta n chicken


considered that but theres none left just had some water and a low sodium v8 instead


been needing to use a different hole on me belt and shirts been fitting tighter lately


girls are gonno be sopping wet when they see our dad bods


think i might be pregnant


youre too old its gonno catch the tism


mom had me at this age and i turned out fine


pic who is the father


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maam your pant has fallen


cats dont need pants




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nice breasts


hated when my coworker would do that


why are you using hdmi and NOT dvi if youve got speakers plugged in dumb bitch


downloading [SubsPlease] Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san - 01 (720p) [4CCE72C6].mkv


dvi are you flipping kidding me




looked like a norm show


dont understand this post


uh stream just watch it yourself


spent 3 hours past my bedtime making characters in icewind dale and now i dont feel like playing it


its NOT norm the main character is a self insert nice guy whos NOT tall with a gf norms hate this trope


die nice guy


rather be a niceguy than a rudenorm


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NOT a fan of gf anime its completely unrelatable


youre supposed to selfinsert



cracked aNOTher v8 but it tasted weird its actually the regular sodium you would think it would taste better


v8 disgusts me give me a nice sugar water


stop drinkin that shite and crack open a brewski


regular according to whom thats right the people in charge of trashing the worlds diet


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i cracked the last of them 11 hours ago


its got 10 grams of sugar in it


what is her face supposed to mean is it supposed to be endearing that she is embarassed that she exposed herself


shes cute


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is line the one they use in germany


jap women really make me sick just horribly mentally ill every last one of them




youre in the wrong place if mentally ill people make you sick


white and nig women know how to throw it back and twerk on a nigga you will never see asian women ride dick it takes all of their being just to lay there on their back like a fish


excuse me


can i get a translator


its cool turt said mental illness isnt real


guess ill make some more characters in iwd


when they arent squealing and crying


love a nice crying woman


stream those rolls


managed to get full without finishing the box of pasta


watch out for those carbs we have macro goals to hit


stomachs been getting pretty macro lately


the only macros i need are the ones on my zboard



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would love to snap her


id protect her


couldnt add that to the feed because i never watched the others


your loss its epic


cant latenorm id lose my street cred as otacool


wonder what choos up to these days


hes NOT exactly short


wish i lived in shanghai


only ever been envious of japs


whats the point of NOT drinking if im still gonno get these fuzzy headaches



because its bad for your organs and makes you fat and tired


well im still tired and fat


we need to start getting jacked


gonno jack




nah its time to start fattening up for winter


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might go to walmart again and buy some new tshirts for the warm months you can see too much through the white ones


you mean polo shirts


why NOT hawaiian


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the eye style is distracting


puked hard sigh


uh its distracting but its NOThing to puke over


i didnt puke because of that i puked because i drank a gallon of wine and 7 gin and tonics yesterday


uhh gin and tonic


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why werent girls interested in legos when i was a shota


legos are for boys


loved my bionicles


why would colorful blocks be just for boys


ever had the dream


what dream



the bionicle dream




do they have them in plain colors


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haha its funny because that female otaku said one thing that could be interpreted aNOTher way shes just like me


shes NOT an otaku shes just an opportunistic whore


so am i


considered NOT cracking so much and mom came home with a 15 pack of soybeer and two 12 packs because she got paid yesterday


love going to high school in japan and spending thousands on trips to japan and otaku merch just so i could build a relatable persona when i become a vtuber


hell yeah its time to get mom drunk and frisky


you need to teach her a thing or two about sticking to a budget


love getting mom in the mood with a couple drinks and a backrub


the mood for what


mom has needs


ive got needs too and theyre NOT being filled


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wish i was big and tall


hands starting to crack


its NOT that great


fire up the leg lengthening surgery


groan being jacked isnt that great having an apartment isnt that great being finnish isnt that great what the flip is great then


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i dont know i spend a lot of time joing and im NOT that impressed anymore its just free


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broke into the leftover pasta again had planned for this to feed me for two days but it looks like its NOT gonno last till tomorrow


youll regret it on the beach trip


couldnt pay me to take my shirt off at the beach these days


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ganbaru shamiko


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kirbys flipping pissed





its NOT a virus its funny


NOT fooling me


need some kirbasco


your loss buddy


At HIMA, this is precisely our area of expertise.


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average himabro


i wonder which is which japs can be weird where a jalapeno makes them cry but theyll eat chemical burn triple spicy cream of sum yung gai ramen


kind of sounds like me maybe im part japanese


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made oolong tea added lots of honey and a bit of half n half


finally cracked open a new jug of honey after needing to deal with the hardened mass in the old jug for a month or so


mindblowing how unpleasant mom is once you start detoxing she comes and i remember how annoying and loud she is so so very loud


foids hate silence it drives them crazy


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$800 for that tiny piece of shit what the fuck



im brainzapping


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the mansion




wish i was this pasted


too many windows to trashbag


you can stay in the basement


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had potato salad for lunch gamed mom left gonno have potato salad for dinner


you cant just eat potato salad for breakfast lunch and dinner


try and stop me


lets see a pic of that legendary potato salad




thats a damn lie


get flipped picbeg


you can just say no you dont have to lie about it being gone


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didnt lie about it being gone but lied about making it later


in other words id already trusted you for too long


lied about that too


mom made potato salad too what are the odds




NOThin made it was store bought


i just sat down




so its in the fridge and i shant be getting back up anytime soon


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gonno post that in the cord theyre gonno love it


where do you think i got it


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sigh shes been spermed in


its just pussy yogurt


ive been told im a good spermer




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weird penis shapes


feel like they changed something on normtube whole system locked up with only 8 videos open had to reboot


time to stop frying your brain on that zogtube brainwashing


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will they really let finland into nato


i still use it like its supposed to be used NOT one of the subscription feed zombies posting commercials here all day


Shikimori seems like the perfect girlfriend: cute, fun to be around, sweet when she wants to be... but she has a cool dark side that comes out under the right circumstances. And her boyfriend Izumi loves to be around when that happens!

how come no one likes it when my cool dark side comes out


because youre NOT a fun cute girlfriend


where are you getting those garbage previews


hope im NOT the only one that realized all of our problems would be solved if we woke up tomorrow as girls


three shows already have two unwatched episodes each may have gotten in over my head


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have zero watched episodes this season so far


translate it


the pleasure of being cummed inside


wish i was a girl so i could experience the pleasure of being cummed inside


what if i told that you can experience that as a man


hows that possible


but i dont have a hole for sperm




30 m mocksville


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damn good translation


want to go to jinjins



just got home from cookout sorry



theres no cookout in mocksville lienorm


how much did you eat was it 20lb this time


i drove to salisbury dumbass


no im only allotted 2lbs a day of boiled chicken and steamed vegetables


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cant believe they named a city after a steak


you mean hamburg


dont listen to him no one drives that far for cookout


never been to normout


its worth it


rather just get a triple thats 85% as good and NOT drive 20 something miles


i thought you liked driving


i like Driving NOT driving
commuting on normal roads during the day is boring


gas prices were down when i went to the grocer still over $4


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nice tard billboard face


cant wait to watch anime tonight got the chocolate milk and everything


people talk about winking on the internet but ive only seen one wink in real life


always wink when i pass the waitress my number


no you dont


ive never NOT winked while passing the waitress my number


was winked at by a man at the frankfurt airport


the winker


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uhh why were you in frankfurt


connecting flight from madrid


flip you eurobrag


ban the spainard


love flying around seeing the world finding myself and making lots of friends along the way


kill me


i will save you


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we are normies


speak for yourself


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still dont get how being non norm is supposed to be a good thing


love being a norm nearly 30 year old neet shutin who gets anxious from having to talk to his mom


back off


saw a new way to get people banned in overwatch
type ni before they type gg and it comes out as
and sometimes a third person will add er
then type nice game i hit enter accidentally what is wrong with you people


stopped reading that post partway through


love a good teenpost


ow is just tf2 but worse


sigh tf2


in lol you type out
then ping your e and r abilities


die racists


wish mom would have me put down


tub of instant says to use a teaspoon i always use a heaping 2 teaspoons


changed one of my ds3 characters names to darkie with ce once some host i invaded and killed 15 seconds away from a bonfire got angry added me and called me racist invader asshole told him its an old souls joke NOThin racist and he believed me



die caffiend


go to hell tubeteen


im trying


use 4 heapings for my big coffee


got to do 4 and a half come on





need to be culled


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my two personalities


mom asked me if someone can overdose on pot


nicest person youll ever know and boring whiny loser


wonder if the tacobell breakfast thing is good


what tb breakfast thing


the bento


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did he ever complete his game


no he died




i thought he had a stroke but got better


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felt sort of good to hear that all of both of my cousins kids are male my genes may die off but maybe they were supposed to


what about bro


sigh everyones at the club


that was yesterday


been posting to myself


whats up wid it




love jetstream hes just like me


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sexy pone


hate duck duck go so much hate google yahoo jp is the best search engine


quit leering creep


what is it youre searching for


none of your beeswax beauford


doesnt yahoo just use bing results now


think that tonin really does make me dream


never used tonin


try it out


dont think i will


why NOT


im NOT a druggie


its NOT a drug


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love the duck


a drug that makes you dream


i just said its NOT a drug


NOT saying it is simply remembered ymk because of the conversation


sigh ymk


he loved snapping sexy ladies




meratonin is a prescription drug in japan


never finished ymk but ive restarted it about 20 times


dont know what ymk is




nice raidteen or nb


its me the raidblog


ban the raid thread


but you repeat yourself


sigh bumped the table and pc froze


starting to rage at the japs


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what did the japs do


rage at japan and youll have my katana to answer to


acted like norms


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shes a freak


NOThin freak


never read the manga


hate when honkies assault my senses by using japanese tags in their english title normtube uploads


get owned tubenorm dont think youre any better than the enteens


eating some egg slice pizza


why the flip would you think thats what i was referring to


the assumer




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same and anxious


no time to be bored when youre with friends


nobodys posting


everyones at the club


im NOT nobody


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cant game cant watch cant do anything productive cant snooze what the flip am i supposed to do


you must post


you need a hobby


it might be time for us to rope


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it was time to rope over a decade ago loo late now


was getting audio glitches trying to game yesterday it distracted me too much had to turn it off after a few minutes


what game




it wasnt the game it was the normulator


never played fortnite does it need an emulator


ya to emulate the phone version


stop messing with emulator settings you dont understand kiddo


what the flip why didnt anyone tell me byuu killed themselves


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we did skipper




he faked it


uhh why didnt anyone tell me no i mean other than all the posts talking about it that i skipped teehee you didnt expect me to actually read did you


i thought those were a joke


agp programmer dies stop the presses


love killing norm phantoms then seppukuing right in front of the host as a means of intimidation




no they were nonbinary


hes NOT dead


im terf


head on back there lad


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what the flip


im incredibly baste




yes he is


wish i was basted


die nah


byuu death was proved to be a hoax


hmm let me think


what has thinking ever done for me


wheres the proof


hehe the poof


the proof is that his death is NOT recorded as having happened


wonder how long itll take my death to be NOTiced


wikipedia says he died


wikipedia is repeating what game journalists wrote there is no official record that mr david ginder ever passed from this mortal coil


sigh vandalized some wikipedia articles with the daughter of one of moms friends once why didnt they ever arrange a marriage for me


why do we NOT do arranged marriages anymore when i was a kid i was told theyre bad because theres no love but its NOT like marriages now have any love


if wed been born indian none of this would have happened


sigh life on the reservation


NOT that kind of indian




indians japs and chinks have probably the largest cel populations on the planet


but they still have arranged marriages


shouldve been born as a based oil prince


uh yeah theyre like a third of the world population


none of it matters unless your gf is your ideal tubewife




wish i had been born 100 years ago


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dont know what youre trying to say


hes trying to say hes a teen


starting to sigh


pc wont boot up the insides start whirring but none of the connected devices turn on


well let us know when youve finished


then who was post


get on the 4


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need some epic new memes to teen out over


whats happening on the 4


sigh was watching anime and missed the raid


you didnt miss it


what were you watching


spy x family


norm x family


thought anya was quite moe


wonder where the people that watch more than one anime pear year get the energy from


from the anime


once you start doing it again its easier


mogs me


new dal girl is sexy


well what do you mog




shes gonno mess up her knees


took some normatonin might take some normadryl too for double the fun


take a nice gram of normadryl


real funny


its an exciting new experience


im NOT taking these antihistamines for fun you know


need to make a mal so i can keep track of what i watch


already took some normtec guess id better NOT take more dont want to build up a resistance


rubbed on some lotion


might shut down all the biological needs and ascend just to steam the 'merge


what about dat dere celltech


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dusted off the laptop guess im becoming bedneet


never understood why every little bitch gets assigned an arbitrary birthday


nice rotter


cocoas NOT a little bitch


i meant bitch as in the japanese usage of the word


hate that guy in the mansion that always says good morning and goodnight


shes NOT one in that sense




yes she is trust me


become violently enraged when translators translate ビッチ as bitch




well whats your translation hotshot


because its wrong and usually doesnt even make sense contextually


nice job avoiding the question


my translation is slut




hate slut shamers


die groaner thats what it means


biggest slut on hima


feel like i felt better around this time a year ago but im NOT sure why


skipped the last 30 or so posts


those were all me


should i watch SPY×FAMILY yes or no




how about Yuusha, Yamemasu


normsha normemasu


how am i supposed to watch anime if nobody will tell me what to watch



because its a dumb waste of air to say


have you been skipping the entire week or something


its friendly and comforting


still dont get why malguy was banned


he was too baste


because hes a teen


just hazarding a guess but i think it was for being an arrogant teen


why arent the tubies banned then


because onseki is a worthless retard


seki refuses to ban them


theres a little bit of arrogant teen in all of us


drinking wine and watching turkey hunting videos



hate turkeys would love to magdump one or a dozen


youre supposed to use birdshot


nah give me the 300 blackout and a drum magazine


youre going to ruin the delicious meat if you use that and also its unsporting


im a bad sport


hate restaurants because it makes it difficult to count up my macros


macros go out the window when you start eating 16 pounds of chinese food in one sitting


yeah but we arent doing that anymore because we have to be ready for summer


thats me


havent been in a restaurant in years cant think of anything id want to eat badly enough that would make up for being in public with noise and people why would i pay to replicate the high school cafeteria experience


i only went because mom took me to the mexican restaurant i didnt pay


was it traditional mexican or texmex




haysuz would be unimpressed


you would have to be a moron to choose whatever those animals are eating over texmex


haysuz lives on american fast food and weighs 240lbs i doubt he cares that much


he used to get weirdly uppity about mexican food and his mothers cooking


would you like to summon him from the cord realm




watch vids about restaurants sometimes and imagine myself as a cool guy that has a regular seat and all the waitresses know


a mexican woman worked in the office and brought me traditional mexican food sometimes i told her no spicy stuff my sensitive baby tongue cant handle it


should never admit that weakness women are disgusted by spicecels


did haysuz ever do that cycle


and if i didnt show up for a few days all the regulars would wonder what happened to me and be glad when i showed up again


it would be better if it was a bar like cheers




nah i would be like cliff at a restaurant people are busy eating and have things to do afterwards


sigh cliff its NOT fair


anyone else watching the f1 race


normula 1


envious of people dumb enough to feel happiness watching nascar


whats wrong with nascar its pasted


NOThing im just to smrt to be entertained by it


would rather watch a nice rally than normula 1 or normcar


like cars like changing my cars like Driving but i dont think ive had the attention span to watch a full race of anything rather just watch the highlights years later


dumb and sports bore me


most of my interest in sports or anything like that as a kid was just to see norms get hurt couldnt give a flip about the actual game or event


the only good part is the crashes


might watch


what kind of body wash should i get when i go to walmart with mom tomorrow


4 in 1


none all that shite is toxic


get strawberry so you can smell like a sexy lady


havent bought soap in years ever since i started making my own with leftover bacon grease


pissed on a toilet spider


just flippin render me




what should i use then


stop falling for big washs lies you dont need anything more than cold water



momll stinkshame me


dont buy dr bronners its owned by kikes


knew it was going to be the schizosoap before i hovered over it


shes just afraid of what shell do when overcome by your pheromones


im american


rather die like this than as a 75 year old in a nursing home bed or a 30 year old cel with his brain matter splattered across the wall


gth kikeenabler


again im american born after the 1800s my existence enables them


might fire up a nice blue burst server



nascar and f1 are about equally interesting to me and by that i mean NOT enough to watch


my unborn son from the future visited me in a dream and told me i must have sex


youre comparing checkers and chess its NOT the same


what about rallys


rally is for finns


what a beautiful country




god why am i NOT finnish


you have a job to do here


might start washing myself with dish soap


its probably even worse than body wash


dont its going to dry your skin out severely i wash my hands with it occasionally and its harsh on skin


always use the dish soap to wash my hands and mom says that but ive literally never NOTiced dont be a baby


why do you have dish soap near the bathroom sink


mom has a pump for it next to the kitchen sink and its taller than the hand soap pump so its more convenient to use it also doesnt smell like anything


youre NOT supposed to wash your hands in the kitchen sink


90 percent of my hand washings take place in the kitchen and i only use the soap in the bathroom after an arsewipe


when moms gone and you say my house it feels more like one of those games where you have a house its my house


might make a pbj


make mom do it


NOT sure id trust her to do it right


the secret is to make the j stand for pickled jalapeno slices instead of jelly hehe


is that good with peanut butter


nice bot


hate hate hate peanut butter its disgusting



blood is coursing so heavily that its moving me in my seat slightly




how would i know


thought something happened to cause it


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im paste


you need to pump some points into vit and end


can NOT pump any levels this is my twink need to stay as low as possible to own noobs


im twink


the twink




im bear maybe we should hang out


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sigh hope hes doing okay


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cracking a soyblog


whats a soyblog


quadruple estrogen ipa in a gay can made by urbanites


just flipping soyify me already so i can forget what i saw in the void


feel like i would eat more honey if getting it on my hands didnt make me want to shoot myself


would you like me to teach you how to use a spoon


hate honey


currently 37 degree was in the 80s 3 days ago


its impossible to interact with the jar in any way and NOT get it on yourself


it is if you arent developmentally disabled


get the squeezey honey that comes in a bottle instead of a jar then


got something for you to squeeze right here


is it a bottle of honey


it can be if you use your imagination


NOT sure i like the sound of that but ill give it a try


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might start getting into norm humour


love blogs hate normter


feel highly disturbed after clicking that and you spelled humor wrong



this one makes me feel ill


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you just dont get it here you might get this one


sigh he would have loved posting this retarded garbage glad he wasnt around for the tiktok era


we didnt call him the normnig for NOThin


hes the normcauc now


hate the pcauc meme because it makes me think of guac


isnt that a good thing guacs delicious


had to close that one too only clicked because of the girls bare legs can you post some gore as a palate cleanser instead of that deranged shit


nah flip you horndog


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phew thats better


love a good gym injury


never understood the womens legs meme i think some guys just have a fetish for women in general


need some good tiktok accounts to follow


think this is a good time to snooze


post the one with the fat red guy


cant go wrong with some nice sexy lady dance tiktoks


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are you chink perhaps






no i just dont have whatever severe mental illness these norms seem to


they are the majority if you dont find it funny you are the one with the problem


think only children like that stuff


post some of the ones where the girl eats the guys food and then sets up elaborate traps to prevent him from finding out



what the hell theyre animating a third season of spice and wolf


never watched that shite


its a beautiful story


did you have a sensation of norms and non norms prior to becoming an adult


probably since i was 13 or 14 but i was undiagnosed autistic and never related or fit in with the norms before that either i just didnt realize it yet


when were you diagnosed


when i was 17


always identified with the loser characters in cartoons


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me in the mirror


you arent supposed to be mouthbreathing


yeah no one told me that until it was too late and i got the cel skull


nah its genetic


unlocked the celskull achievement i wish i could say it wasnt easy but it was pretty easy in the end now i get to die without having to spend money on women


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why is a 70 year old man with a woman like that




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thats gonno be us some day


cant wait that long


read that men peak in their 30s our growth spurts are gonno hit and someone will knock at the door to offer us 300k starting to post on imageboards any day now


nobody tell that guy that they only say that because you were supposed to have spent the last 10 years furthering your career and be making a 6 figure salary and living in a syndey penthouse


sydney is a disgusting hellhole you dont wanna live there


youre out of your flipping mind if you think you need to be making 100 grand in your 30s to get a girl


you do if youre an ugly virgin and dont expect her to NOT have a kid or two either unless youre planning on getting a nice seamonkey


youre deranged




we just need to put ourselves out there were in our prime


NOThin deranged







how many flipping 100% kirby streams does okayu need to hit 100%


cant believe the freak is the only one who is going to flipping make it just pray he doesnt breed some deformed hapa freakspawn


freaks son is gonno make er look like a joke


dont taint kirby via association with those subhuman cunts


dont use the c word so casually


he meant it in the australian friendly way


no i dont think so


hate vcunts


time to stop being sad cunts and start being sick knts uleh


dont use disgusting leb slang in my presence again


what happened to that aussie guy with the ungrateful chink wife


what about that cute image from the other day with flare and kirb


he was a disgusting retard who sat in his garage making slipkNOT masks all day he deserved it


whats wrong with slipkNOT theyre epic


meant to live is about me


they pinch


hmm yes i seem to still have no desire to work


mindblowing that my real life was supposed to start 14 years ago




starting to think this might really be it


you know what they say life begins at 35 lets NOT worry


cant wait that long


figure ive got about 25 years left but it could be more like 35


nah theyre pasted


have too much honor to float around for a quarter century like that


have to wait mom out


crying for towa she found out all the en girls played overwatch without her


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love wearing sweatpants and spending all day in a chair


only wear sweatshorts these days


would do that if i ever moved enough to blow out the knees on mine


thought about maypo the other day might ask mom to buy a box


what the hell is maypo





was eating steel cut oats with syrup a few years ago when i still woke up early at 11 or noon but it wasnt the same


uh 11 or noon is NOT early at all its the middle of the flipping day


earlybrag f u


its all relative


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sigh turt loved japanese deer


wish i was a japanese deer so bad



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been dealing with a ladybug infestation for weeks killed 2 today they always come out in the early morning


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wish i was in a forest


what would you do different if you were in a forest


my real life would begin


uh why do i have to to something different



crying zion reached 1m subs


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accidentally closed a window i was saving that had lots of tabs open it didnt give the usual warning because as expected the ff devs lack even the slightest resemblance to competent programmers


uh ff do you mean fx


looked up how to disable what caused it in the first place and naturally all i find are threads from around the switch to quantum with people bringing up the issue and being gaslit and told no its NOT an issue


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sigh he loved ai mai mi


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sigh flipped up by learning japanese and NOT mandarin chink girls are so much more readily available


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kill me baby




pooping debating riding the bike today


die bikenorm


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woke up dreamed about diving into a deep narrow underwater pit and at the bottom found a tupperware full of tofu the lid wasnt sealed properly opened it all the way and it started bubbling


high of 53 hard pass hate the second winter meme


white man was built for cold weather you can go back to the sahara if you dont like it


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had a dream i was in 1888 london as its portrayed in the jojo phantom blood arc but i was selling heroin and assembling a team of drillas


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wonder if pnigs rule 33 gambit paid off


dont understand why NOT watching that kunoichi show remember seeing it in the preview list but didnt pick it up for some reason


would you kindly proofread your posts before making them i dont want to be reminded about esls on hima


very loud noise in the sky


think its pasta time managed to save some leftovers


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what type of pasta




had less leftovers than i thought guess ill bake up some fries



gonno jo to some futa on male


die homo



how come ars plays apex every day for twelve hours and cant get out of plat


cant say i care


did NOT ask


cause she wont take lessons from the laugher


does she do private lessons


ok hima we are a third into 2022 time to get serious and make something happen


were a fourth in


pc booted normally this morning guess im retiring from the bedneet life


havent they taught you about contractions yet


hate phone posting bedneets


i was using the laptop


hate contractionrager love funny NOTs simple as that


nice teensl


finally started moving files to the new external


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whats up with the rabbit girl and trash cans