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>/jp/

 No.894855

ban

 No.894873

dont ban

 No.897771

im ape

 No.897772

File: 1552492188301.jpg (95.21 KB, 1093x575, chimp.jpg)


 No.898215

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 No.898820

someone make a thread

 No.898821

stupid teens

 No.898823

File: 1552679886080.jpg (Spoiler Image, 143.8 KB, 1400x1072, momo.jpg)

does this really happen

 No.898824

that must be drawn by a woman

 No.898825


 No.898826

>>898824
whys that

 No.898827

men are disgusting so she drew boys but still wanted the only part of a man she values

 No.898828

>>898826
because those children have man sized penises

 No.898829

girls hate penises

 No.898830

im a man with a child sized penis

 No.898831

baste gamer girl

 No.898833

love girl gamers

 No.898835

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 No.898838

oooog

 No.898840

>>898835
something seems off

 No.898841

was it worth it hima to give up everything

 No.898843

>>898831
is this the girl game

 No.898851

gonno post in this thread

 No.933954

got left behind

 No.933955

someone make a new thread

 No.933956

whats wrong with this one

 No.959114

get in here

 No.959115

sigh got left behind

 No.962404

posting here

 No.964117

when a thread only lasted a day or two i could stand strong and refuse to post in the bad one but now they last for a week

 No.969058


 No.977228

oog me hear sound me move

 No.978919

grim simply grim

 No.994135

oooooooooooog

 No.1379784

nb just sent down the order this is the thread

 No.1379786

hell ya

 No.1379789

in

 No.1379795

the guy who picks the threads is the most arrogant poster on hima by far

 No.1379797

if i was scandinavian i would have gotten laid at da club after a marathon lan party with my bros sigh

 No.1379799

NOT as arrogant as the guy who tried making a second vile thread after noone wanted to use his first

 No.1379800

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 No.1379803

if all the humans were replaced with chimps the world would be a much better place

 No.1379804

File: 1649458071220.gif (580.57 KB, 537x680, surprise.gif)


 No.1379805

ban the threadspammers

 No.1379807

nice fridey night

 No.1379808

made a kagamisip vector back when kagamisip was all the rage then that bastard shin made a better one

 No.1379810

>>1379800
always think of this when i see some norm absentmindedly browsing their ook tiktok or instagram or whatever feeds and clicking videos then watching for a few seconds and going to the next one makes me rage

 No.1379811


 No.1379812

they are frying their brains faster than you think is possible

 No.1379813


 No.1379814

wonder if seki would be willing to part with his beloved hima for 3000 big ones

 No.1379815

die freak

 No.1379816

>>1379812
using the 4 has pretty much been the same thing for at least a decade thats probably why im so retarded

 No.1379817

cordbros are home and ready to neet it up for the weekend

 No.1379820

>>1379814
pnig already tried that and he didnt budge

 No.1379822

its hailing

 No.1379823

lucky

 No.1379824

why the flip is he so attached to a site with 5 posters he doesnt even belong here as one who has had uncompensated relations with women

 No.1379826

would rather have him than you at least he rarely posts

 No.1379827

you werent supposed to take the celposts seriously

 No.1379828

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 No.1379829

hes pasted

 No.1379830


 No.1379831

hate all the norm raiders on this board but freak the tubie turt and runnorm are the worst in that order

 No.1379832

theres more than one tubie

 No.1379833

NOThin wrong with a little raiding

 No.1379834

>>1379832
i dont care what you do behind closed doors im talking about the one thats been permabanned 500 times

 No.1379835

pretty sure thats both less than 4 and more than 4 people

 No.1379836

ya thats what i said theres more than one

 No.1379837

i merely do whats required as someone without free housing and food from the bank of mom because mine is a mentally ill retard who could never hold a job and considers that the mans role anyway

 No.1379838

tube me up

 No.1379839

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 No.1379841

never played 2

 No.1379842

never been to a lan party

 No.1379843

do they still do lan parties or is everything over teencord

 No.1379844

the tube poster is clearly the worst he doesnt watch the stuff he posts and picks the worst possible entubers everything is explicitly done just to annoy the people here hes probably responsible for other norm embeds too

 No.1379845

bh

 No.1379846

pasted

 No.1379847

wouldnt be hard to set up a bot that posts the most recent entube embeds thats probably what he does maybe hes also a regular poster under a different persona with his real ip

 No.1379848

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 No.1379849

checked the touhou wiki talk page to see if theyre still raging about fairies and one of the editors said he wanted better communication about site decisions NOT on discord but posted on the site and the admin replied saying join discord

 No.1379850

whats the fairy drama clue me in

 No.1379851

the cordnorms have taken over the web its actually pretty mindblowing how bad things have gotten

 No.1379852

is star sexier than luna

 No.1379853

didnt even know what discord was until it had taken over how come nobody tells me about these things i want to be in on the action from the start too

 No.1379854

makes me rage that there are 20 year old enbitches making tens of thousands in simpcoins by latenorming everything and becoming idols of otaku culture despite knowing little to no japanese

 No.1379855

all the important hima decisions are made in discord conversations by the cordbros too

 No.1379856

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 No.1379857

what important decisions

 No.1379858

simply watch pomu shes a bigger otaku than anyone on hima

 No.1379859

wonder if pomu has a qos tattoo

 No.1379860

why would you wonder that

 No.1379861

hate her and her dumb uhh im me meme

 No.1379863

shes en

 No.1379864

you have every right to be angry

 No.1379865

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 No.1379866

>>1379831
how can i improve your hima experience

 No.1379867

gooning

 No.1379868

try dying

 No.1379869

guess ill game until the raids over

 No.1379870

fire up the deug

 No.1379871

dont have what it takes to be an imageboard admin would crumble under the pressure and stress

 No.1379872

got scammed by my friend into leveling two jobs to 90 thought it was an mmo its actually a single player game

 No.1379873

sounds like you got owned

 No.1379874

id just leave the current jans in charge even the one that rages at me constantly for NOT being as norm as him

 No.1379875

NOT sure if $3000 would be worth what i do to seki if he sells to some nearly insane australian

 No.1379876

never talked to anyone in eorzea

 No.1379877

>>1379874
youre quite literally the most norm guy on this site dont know how you dont realise that

 No.1379878

now that im 90 they dont play with me theyre too busy with savage shite but i already have a job dont need two

 No.1379879

didnt ask for the clubnorm opinion

 No.1379880

need to get some girls on hima tired of this sausage fest

 No.1379881

invite cham

 No.1379882

i think girls start spawning once we reach 50 members

 No.1379883

lets compare a nonvirgin jobhaver who spams the site with vtubers and about his crush to a neet virgin hmm

 No.1379884

burger night the place was really crowded gad to stand there waiting for my takeout and there were some 30 year old women swiping tinder

 No.1379885

only been mistaken as a girl a few times and that was when i was a cute shota with long hair

 No.1379886

same except last year

 No.1379887

the entire board would become about them until they got sick of it and absconded with the victorious alpha

 No.1379888

was last mistaken as a girl when i was 22 now i bench over 400lbs

 No.1379889

while youre whining about pixels on your screen NOT being how you like them hundreds of civilians are dying dont you think you should be a little more appreciative of your lot in life

 No.1379890

was last mistaken for a girl when i was 16 once two teengirls came up to me and asked if i was a boy or girl and ran off laughing didnt answer them

 No.1379891

thought about that last month when the tornado sirens went off at 3 am ran to the basement but mom and dad took a long time to follow down

 No.1379892

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 No.1379893

still remember the time the boomer at the bus stop said ladies first to me because he thought i was lady

 No.1379894

sick of norms virtue signaling about ukraine their entire lives revolve around what they see on the news

 No.1379895

still remember trying to find the courthouse and the old security guard said he will show me and followed me outside and got really close pointing to the buildings and then put his hand on my arse

 No.1379896

File: 1649460458468.mp4 (2.23 MB, 1649005840300.mp4)


 No.1379897

why is she naked

 No.1379898

mindblowing theres actually a female on hima but theyre highly autistic and bisexual

 No.1379899

cant find sunflower butter anymore because its all grown in that place

 No.1379900

for your viewing pleasure

 No.1379901

>>1379890
now that you mention it someone asked me the same thing when i was a teen completely forgot about that

 No.1379902

never been mistaken for a girl even when my hair was down to my shoulders

 No.1379903

when i got home from having surgery i ordered some gauze and other stuff from a chemist online because i needed it but didnt want to go out ordered it for same day delivery but it never came and the order never updated got sick of waiting and forgot about it called a week later and after putting me on hold for 30 minutes they told me doordash had marked it as driver incompetent which means the driver took the order then stole it without delivering it so they said theyll refund but they only refunded the purchase price NOT the delivery price so called again the next week and after 30 minutes on hold they told me it should be refunded with the rest so i should get it soon now its a week later would call again but i expect the lazy norm on the other end to blame it on payment processing again without checking anything so im forced to wait until all possible payment processing times have elapsed before calling

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 No.1379905

tldr

 No.1379906

i read it

 No.1379907

skipped

 No.1379908

fool you should skip his posts so he isnt encouraged

 No.1379909

its ok i already forgot what it said

 No.1379910

cant believe there are stores in japan where you walk up to the lady at the counter and say hello i would like to purchase this comic graphically depicting an 8 year old girl being serially gangsnapped please im going to masturbate to it

 No.1379911

you dont say the last part

 No.1379912

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 No.1379913

its usually a man at the counter

 No.1379914

woah

 No.1379915

if its only usually a man then my statement isnt false

 No.1379916

aliexpress dildo arrived quick but its too small

 No.1379917

how is it too small dont they list the size

 No.1379918

love when companies partner with doordash and uber to deliver things and then place on the onus on the customer to fix things when the drivers inevitably scam them because they wont suffer any consequences unless their success rate drops below the percent algorithm cares about

 No.1379919

yeah but i misjudged

 No.1379920

went to en nls the other day but they shut down got shocked

 No.1379921

uh if you use delivery apps you deserve to get owned

 No.1379922

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 No.1379923

you stupid whore you spilled my flipping fee

 No.1379924

mom says to get delivery but refuse only do takeout

 No.1379925

be polite to the lady or youll have to answer to me

 No.1379926

i didnt use delivery apps used their website delivery option which didnt mention delivery apps only found out later the way they deliver is by partnering with them and then NOT giving a flip about whether they actually deliver or NOT

 No.1379927

get owned richnorm hope they double charge your card

 No.1379928

yet aNOTher night of wanting to eat more but already being full also got a headache

 No.1379929

NOT even worth my time to chase them for the delivery fee but the principle of it makes me rage

 No.1379930

sigh woe is me im so rich its NOT even worth my time going after such a paltry sum

 No.1379931

>>1379830
die skipping tubeteen

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 No.1379934

left behind

 No.1379935

i missed you

 No.1379936

wonder what pcauc had for chow

 No.1379937

probably feasting on all his tributes

 No.1379938

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 No.1379939

hate when i immerse myself deeply in something then return to the real world and remember that ive utterly wasted my life

 No.1379940

glad i havent wasted my life heck it hasnt even started yet

 No.1379941


 No.1379942

uh comic book guy owns his own business doing what he loves and is a powerful figure in the community and even has a japanese gf we are NOT the same

 No.1379943

hes just like me in 10 years

 No.1379944

cant say i wasted my life since theres NOThing i can think of that id rather be doing

 No.1379945

same it just wasnt in the cards

 No.1379946

that ai that draws stuff based on text is kinda scary

 No.1379947

dont know what youre talking about

 No.1379948

>>1379942
that last part isnt canon and the episode where hes a mensa member isnt either

 No.1379949


 No.1379950

would have been cool if the norms hadnt ruined every nerd pastime beyond repair japan is really the only place left with even a semblance of it and even that sucks hard compared to 15 or 20 years ago

 No.1379951

that cat is NOT seamless just look at the chair

 No.1379952

been getting these headaches a lot lately its NOT painful just a tenseness behind and above the eyes think it might be too much screen time might have to detox

 No.1379953

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 No.1379954

fire up the naproxen

 No.1379955

would kick her in the face

 No.1379956

dont have any and already popped a profen

 No.1379957

hope youre using flux

 No.1379958

hope hes NOT

 No.1379959

turned down my brightness too

 No.1379960

do NOT kick sexy lady mio in the face

 No.1379961

i did for like three days in 2013 but i got annoyed having to turn it off to watch vids or look at pics think i read that its placebo anyway

 No.1379962

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 No.1379963

i dont care if people dont like me you stupid bitch

 No.1379964

you cant call a lady that

 No.1379965

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 No.1379966

i smile all the time but no one sees it over the internet

 No.1379967

yeah let me just take the pretty girl with big boobs life advice im sure it will transplant well into my own life uh huh

 No.1379968

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 No.1379969

cant know if you dont try

 No.1379970

would keep just turning on movie mode before i gave up on flux after a couple weeks

 No.1379971

guess ill watch a soyvid

 No.1379972

embed it

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 No.1379975

NOT feeling better guess ill bathe

 No.1379976

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 No.1379979

was a friendless loser forming parasocial relationships on the internet before it was cool

 No.1379980

need to do my taxes

 No.1379981

fire up turbotax

 No.1379982

was listening to iinchous album today its pretty good

 No.1379983

im NOT eligible for free turbotax anymore since my raise

 No.1379984

miss the days when ecelebs had comedy blogs instead of youtube channels

 No.1379985

think its impossible to be over 25 and have friends in rl that are into games and things like that without being a radical leftist

 No.1379986

feeling feverish

 No.1379987

tired of it all hima dont want to work dont want to neet dont want to deal with other people dont want to be isolated dont want to be weird dont want to be norm

 No.1379988

why doesnt your tax authority do everything but the deductions for you

 No.1379989

whats wrong with being weird

 No.1379990

it limits your options

 No.1379991

you mean expands them

 No.1379992

got something that expands for you right here

 No.1379993

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 No.1379994

wheres the date

 No.1379995

what

 No.1379996

doctor called they did NOT find any signs of worm activity in my stool

 No.1379997

you got tricked into shitting in a bowl for the doc i shudder to think of what nefarious plans he has for your stool

 No.1379998

exotic earthworms from europe and asia are invading many northern forests in north america that currently lack native earthworms

 No.1379999

might have to start wearing jeans all the time because its more realistic than changing my neetreeking sweatpants every day

 No.1380000

wish i could make some norms sift through my shite

 No.1380001

only wear jeans outside

 No.1380002

the alternative is to just NOT wear pants except when i leave my room but its a pain to have to take them on and off 15 times a day because mom needs help with something or i want to get water

 No.1380003

keep a water bottle in my room cant stand drinking from a cup

 No.1380004

it would get too hot

 No.1380005

exhausted in agony but too tired to sleep tried napping and woke up after an hour of half awake sleep

 No.1380006

snoozepills

 No.1380007

stole a hydro from mom

 No.1380008

took a nap earlier today and had a dream i was shoveling the driveway with an entuber

 No.1380009

wanted to post a maid in heaven song in the maid blog but didnt because had already posted the same song several weeks earlier

 No.1380010

you forgot an i

 No.1380011

>>1380007
submitted a tip to the dea

 No.1380012

youtube recommended an english cover of an snk song with western fanart as the thumbnail

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 No.1380014

wish i had known about xylitol gum sooner

 No.1380015

always chew 5 sticks of trident a day with at least 2 hours apart

 No.1380016

sigh wish anime wasnt so terrible

 No.1380017

same

 No.1380018

wish japan didnt have such a large impact on my life

 No.1380019

they picked some of my classmates to go on study abroad to japan but wouldnt let me go and then they made us watch them on the tv wonder how my life would have been different if they let me come

 No.1380020

would have raged hard if that happened to me luckily i went to a poor school where no one had expectations

 No.1380021

wish mom wasnt so flipping stupid

 No.1380022

maybe naive is a better word stupid people are usually evil

 No.1380023


 No.1380024

File: 1649470271729.jpeg (543.8 KB, 2388x1220, RGEBSxPt.jpeg)

think these are the most tard bitches ive seen in a good damn while

 No.1380025

me on the left

 No.1380026

which one are you gonno marry

 No.1380027

File: 1649470316196.png (956.22 KB, 1280x720, untitled.png)

moshi moshi

 No.1380028

die

 No.1380029

why are both of those filenames flipped up

 No.1380030

one of these is literally just rize-chan with an extra 21st chromosome what the flip

 No.1380031

thats his own way of filling out the name field

 No.1380032

why im feeding his ego right now

 No.1380033

>>1380030
thats most characters they just change the hair and eye colors

 No.1380034

too tired to do anything its far too late for coffee dont feel like going to bed

 No.1380035

fire up scape

 No.1380036

File: 1649470739431.jpg (112.34 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] RPG Fudousan - 01 (720p) [9BCF4B0….jpg)

shes NOT like rize at all

 No.1380037

that would be doing something

 No.1380038

sometimes rip out my facial hair when tired found a pile of it on my desk

 No.1380039

do that all day

 No.1380040

she has that yuri scene

 No.1380041

wish i didnt have facial hair

 No.1380042

File: 1649470859109.jpg (99.3 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] RPG Fudousan - 01 (720p) [9BCF4B0….jpg)

wish shed comfort me

 No.1380043

normime

 No.1380044

sigh she looks like an angel

 No.1380045

gamed whatd i miss

 No.1380046

worms

 No.1380047

i dont know i skipped waiting until later to go back and see what needs to be reported

 No.1380048

the snitch

 No.1380049

yeah she looks like an angel all right

 No.1380050

NOT that kind you sick flip

 No.1380051

mindblowing how much better things could be if even half the norms opened their flipping eyes for a single week

 No.1380052

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 No.1380053

their eyes are open they just dont care

 No.1380054

holy flip

 No.1380055

hate tentacles

 No.1380056

yeah let the norms open their eyes and realize how pointless it all is and stop slaving to maintain our comfortable lifestyles

 No.1380057

love tentacles especially in the throat

 No.1380058

like tentacles but less so if they look like a gory mess

 No.1380059

NOThin wrong with a nice wall of flesh

 No.1380060

life isnt comfortable if you have to ignore the fact that at all times youre trapped in a hellscape with hundreds of millions of mindless norms who will decide everything that happens in your life for you

 No.1380061

might play terraria soon havent seen any of the new stuff from the last update

 No.1380062

stream

 No.1380063

im NOT a streamer

 No.1380064

fire up the hima world

 No.1380065

we were born here with all of these mindless norms because they exist to serve us

 No.1380066

still dont get why we had to use the word stream remember there was a time in the past when we said something else

 No.1380067

thought increases in average iq and access to the information superhighway was supposed to mean people wouldnt brainwashed zogged out peasants cheering for their doom

 No.1380068

the fact that information is more easily accessible than at any point in human history and things are still as bad as they are just shows were hopeless as a species

 No.1380069

raining

 No.1380070

lucky

 No.1380071

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 No.1380072

it must be too flipping easy for the powers that be i wonder if they ever get bored knowing that easily 85 percent of the country wont even attempt to think for themselves in any way

 No.1380073

would give anything at all to look like her

 No.1380074

her character class is warrior an expert with all types of weapons

 No.1380075

just like me

 No.1380076

wish i could think for myself

 No.1380077

always preferred rogue think i would have made a good one if i was born in medieval times since im naturally agile

 No.1380078

thats what she says too when they question her about her revealing outfit she responds like a true warrior relies on agility

 No.1380079

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 No.1380080

like rogue assasins in games wanted to use dual daggers in er but its shite in pvp unless the other guy has no poise

 No.1380081

what happened to the aikido posters

 No.1380082

hs had some judo lessons for pe but i forgot all of it

 No.1380083

hate when moms bf brings up japan to me its been 5 years im pretty sure theres NOThing left we can discuss on it

 No.1380084

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 No.1380085

like her henshin outfit more

 No.1380086

what a plumper

 No.1380087

even though by canon she should be quite thin

 No.1380088

always used to pronounce it kuh non until a few years ago

 No.1380089

dont start

 No.1380090

was that before taking esl classes

 No.1380091

groan have a teethpaste stain on my shirt

 No.1380092

wish i could have a tomato sandwich

 No.1380093

well im NOT stopping you

 No.1380094

weird how tomatoes and other produce used to have flavor but NOT anymore

 No.1380095

NOT allowed to have grains

 No.1380097

miss 2019

 No.1380098

aot ending is so shite im still a bit mad about it even though im a thirty years old man hehe

 No.1380099

why it sucked

 No.1380100

hate to break it to you but if you can get mad over that shite youre teen

 No.1380101

never watched that series

 No.1380102

how many more episodes are there going to be think i watched 87

 No.1380103

destroyed all character building done over ten years of issues made a bunch of nonsensical claims and killed everyone off for no payoff its so bad it feels deliberate

 No.1380104

gonno really enjoy seeing the eren incel scene animated

 No.1380105

people seem betrayed about one piece too and the berserk guy died NOT a good time for manga

 No.1380106

they made it too confusing to follow releases watched the first one in 2013 watched the second in 2017 then they made like 3 more in the last two years

 No.1380107

wow im really heartbroken over the fate of aot and op gosh i was still getting over naruto

 No.1380108

uhh watch haha

 No.1380109

tomato sandwich bowl of life cereal frozen pizza bagel with cream cheese toasted frozen waffle microwaved french toast sticks shrimp flavor cup ramen bryers butter pecan

 No.1380110

wow what a meal

 No.1380111

sounds good i hope you mean all at once

 No.1380112

im NOT eating any of it just thinking back to what i used to eat before 2016

 No.1380113

>>1380108
do you read the novelizations of marvel movies too

 No.1380114

>>1380109
nice fatnorm

 No.1380115

havent cooked or eaten home cooked food since thansgiving and before that thanksgiving 2019

 No.1380116

havent eaten home cooked food since yesterday

 No.1380117

you ever think back to some of the things you did or didnt do and think wow i might really be mildly retarded

 No.1380118

nah im geneius

 No.1380119

moms in denial that im mentally disabled

 No.1380120

getting owned in infinite raging hard

 No.1380121

im a misunderstood genius

 No.1380122

felt a lot better when i realized im tard and stopped judging myself based on norm standards

 No.1380123

remember when they changed the board name to misunderstood geniuses

 No.1380124

no youre the only one here to remember that

 No.1380125

we must surpass the norms

 No.1380126

im directionless

 No.1380127

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 No.1380128

wish i was her

 No.1380129

him

 No.1380130

youd be snapped by some fat 30 year old neets

 No.1380131


 No.1380132

boobs too big itd be inconvenient

 No.1380133

he identifies as male

 No.1380134

doesnt seem to bother nb

 No.1380135

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 No.1380136

did NOT know aharen 2 was out

 No.1380137

what about your rss feed

 No.1380138

you didnt see the strawberry pic

 No.1380139

me on the right

 No.1380140

File: 1649475486029.mp4 (6.15 MB, 4915305.mp4)


 No.1380141

annoying little whores

 No.1380142

wish i could do the >< eyes

 No.1380143

maybe you can

 No.1380144

any anime to watch today

 No.1380145

ya

 No.1380146

nah

 No.1380147

the virgin road anima was pretty good

 No.1380148

new kaguya aired today gonno pog out over it tomorrow

 No.1380149

peak teen show

 No.1380150

uh teen haha

 No.1380151

yeah its peak teen unlike the cultured anime i watch like aot

 No.1380152

do NOT watch kaguya its norm

 No.1380153

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 No.1380154

eren is paste as hell though

 No.1380155

NOT for long

 No.1380156

owning norms hard with my rivers of blood hehe

 No.1380157

scalpflakes are out of control lately can even see them on my numpad

 No.1380158

pic

 No.1380159

im teen but would rather fire up the cocopika collab than adapted normime already read the source material

 No.1380160

manganorm

 No.1380161

wish i could touch a woman like that

 No.1380162

touch and squeeze itd be so soft

 No.1380163

NOT allowed

 No.1380164

>>1380156
gonno parry you

 No.1380165

Don’t have a wife? You might quite reasonably think “I don’t have time to even think about that.” Don’t worry — the company will fix your social calendar for you. It is socially mandatory that your boss, in fulfillment of his duties to you, sees that you are set up with a young lady appropriate to your station. He is likely to attempt to do this first by matching you with a young lady in your office. There are, at all times, a number of unattached young ladies in your office. Most of them choose to quit right about when they get married or have children.

sigh should have become a salaryman

 No.1380166

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 No.1380167

parry these

 No.1380168

isnt that a cool show

 No.1380169

the main character said she hates idols

 No.1380170

so do i

 No.1380171

almost vomited

 No.1380172

guess ill crack and make some normaroni and cheese

 No.1380173

guess ill watch the new settled

 No.1380174

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 No.1380176

zata

 No.1380177

wonder what losing like 50 pounds would do for me

 No.1380178

>>1380175
think ill watch the sexy lady plumper one instead

 No.1380179


 No.1380180

why does her face look real

 No.1380181

why the flip would anyone want to learn indognese

 No.1380182

File: 1649480293859.png (349.78 KB, 517x609, 1649402769306.png)

to flip a sexy indog plumper like ollie

 No.1380183

woke up gonno make a gnt and finish the movie i started earlier

 No.1380184


 No.1380185

made drunk food without being drunk yet then had to eat it all before it got cold and got too full to crack

 No.1380186

>>1380182
still dont understand why cover makes even the foreign employees wear those rice picker hats

 No.1380187

>>1380184
defiantly didnt have abs at 165

 No.1380188

gonno powershite

 No.1380189

i seem to be autistic

 No.1380190

nah youre fine

 No.1380191

ok phew

 No.1380192

theres NOThing wrong with being autistic

 No.1380193

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 No.1380194

would love some sushi rn

 No.1380195

would love new game s3

 No.1380196

dont watch wageslaving propaganda

 No.1380197

varg said a man is supposed to have a 9 to 5

 No.1380198

sigh

 No.1380199

sigh

 No.1380200

need a nice clocking in factory job

 No.1380201

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 No.1380202

gonno be listenin to modern country all night thanks a lot

 No.1380203

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going to finally rope to make mom proud

 No.1380204

im a member of the bloggin class

 No.1380205

dont do it

 No.1380206

stream it

 No.1380207

need to watch some wageslaving propaganda to motivate myself to gaj

 No.1380208

both hima admins ended up getting to flip their coworkers there are other benefits besides money

 No.1380209

dont want to flip

 No.1380210

youre going to flip whether you like it or NOT

 No.1380211

went to the store got aNOTher box of wine and some gas station sushi

 No.1380212

File: 1649488020617.jpg (52.71 KB, 256x330, Wa-win-cover.jpg)


 No.1380213

just had a flashback to those things they did in elementary school where everyone had to sing in the auditorium and they would invite your parents to come watch mom raged because she was recording and i slinked back behind aNOTher kid because i didnt want to be seen was always afraid of being made fun of by mom

 No.1380214

mom has a picture of me at one of those making a gun with my finger and pretending to shoot myself in the head while making eye contact with her camera as other kids look and laugh

 No.1380215

post it please

 No.1380216

dont know where it is the one she put in the picture frame is just me autismstaring at the camera with no expression

 No.1380217

>>1380213
the fun it was to make and generates is far more than adding "quality" could do
passion is what makes music good

 No.1380218

die bot

 No.1380219

sis has a friend sleeping over

 No.1380220

kitty chased a lizard and he had to ditch his tail to escape her feline grasp crying for that reptile

 No.1380221

>>1380219
are you a bad enough dude to do what needs to be done

 No.1380222

the tail will regenerate but it will be ugly and mishapen

 No.1380223


 No.1380224

oh well thats life

 No.1380225

flying high in april shot down in may

 No.1380226

sigh

 No.1380227

was feeling anxious about something then got distracted and forgot what it was

 No.1380228

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 No.1380229


 No.1380230

need some of that

 No.1380231

some of that lean

 No.1380232

love abusing stimulants with my good friend kirby

 No.1380233

>>1380212
loved that game

 No.1380234

waited too long to go to sleep now ill be lying in bed hungry

 No.1380235

is mom on the couch just get stuff out of the fridge that doesnt make noise and some slices of bread

 No.1380236


 No.1380237

mom is 30 miles away

 No.1380238

then just eat

 No.1380239

you wouldnt get it

 No.1380240

File: 1649492375851.mp4 (2.42 MB, 1649440916266.mp4)


 No.1380241

thinking about 5 years ago

 No.1380242


 No.1380243

lied in bed for 45 minutes couldnt sleep instead dwelled on the past the present and the future

 No.1380244


 No.1380245

they call me the lieblog

 No.1380246

was raining when i was outside

 No.1380247

probably NOT an alcoholic in the grand scheme of things but i dont think im ever gonno stop drinking unc started going to aa in his 50s and started smoking the devils lettuce all day instead it seems gay as hell

 No.1380248

been drinking every day for the last 10 years it feels great theres no way something that feels this right can be bad

 No.1380249

im free from worldly desires

 No.1380250

maybe if i had a job it would be different but i dont so flip it feel like a lot of moms generations anti alcohol raging was less about substance abuse and more about the behavior it caused i just take it easy

 No.1380251


 No.1380252


 No.1380253

big bro added me on steam

 No.1380254

havent logged into steam in at least half a decade wonder if any of my bros from the 2000s have wondered what happened to me

 No.1380255

>>1380251
wonder if harvey birdman and sealab 2021 and home movies hold up

 No.1380256

they do been watching a lot of that stuff lately

 No.1380257

birdman sucks hard after season 1 sealab sucks hard after episode 3 or 4 of season 3 havent rewatched home movies past season one in fifteen years

 No.1380258

the sucker

 No.1380259

i cant still hear the entire aqua teen theme song in my head when i havent watched it for over 10 years

 No.1380260


 No.1380261

never stopped watching it every few years

 No.1380262

imagine if that brain space was filled with something useful instead

 No.1380263

it has been useful ive posted quotes here many times

 No.1380264


 No.1380266

when i had a tv in my room i had cartoon network playing almost all the time i was awake as background noise i must have seen 100 reruns of aqua teen and sealab

 No.1380267

>>1380265
get this faggot shit out of here kid big dawgs are conversing

 No.1380268

think the last time i watched toonami was a few years ago while mom was snoozing and felt disgusted by flcl 2 then turned it off

 No.1380269

ask me why i wear this diaper man im insane

 No.1380270

saw a bird on the lawn

 No.1380271

File: 1649501837547.mp4 (137.62 KB, 大家不要在阳台集体唱歌松江九亭家... [4755028135383701].mp4)

Shanghai residents go to their balconies to sing & protest lack of supplies. A drone appears: “Please comply with covid restrictions. Control your soul’s desire for freedom. Do NOT open the window or sing.”

 No.1380272

might rewatch outlaw star

 No.1380273

dont those stupid slanteyes know its a hoax

 No.1380274


 No.1380275


 No.1380276

built to norm

 No.1380277

aisha is sexy as hell

 No.1380278

the matrix was on to something when they considered 90s america as the peak of human society

 No.1380279

the animatrix

 No.1380280


 No.1380281

might snooze sigh only cracked a few cold ones and had a six pack left for tomorrow night but now theres NOThing

 No.1380282

its a nightcore kind of night

 No.1380283

listened to some meself earlier

 No.1380284

playing outer wilds damn good game

 No.1380285

are you soy facing

 No.1380286

File: 1649503970136.jpg (263.33 KB, 1920x1080, mpv-shot0014.jpg)


 No.1380287

tried that played for a couple hours wandering around found a couple alien chatlogs NOT much else never touched it again

 No.1380288

same now im trying to play again

 No.1380289


 No.1380290

shinkansen

 No.1380291

cant find the underwear ive been using to cover up my hdd led while i snooze for most of the last twelve months

 No.1380292

uh why NOT simply unplug the cable from the header

 No.1380293

i need to know whos using my hard drive for the other 16 hours a day where im semi conscious

 No.1380294

File: 1649507389581.jpg (2.62 MB, 2387x3378, 97487661_p0.jpg)


 No.1380295

lojod

 No.1380296

File: 1649508564061.png (1.14 MB, 1084x737, unknown.png)


 No.1380297

>>1379841
never played the original only 2 and there was one star i didnt manage to get because i couldnt do the jump

 No.1380298

you cant just start playing a series with the sequel

 No.1380299

mom didnt buy me the original

 No.1380300

did you ask

 No.1380301

nah

 No.1380302

2 was a gift

 No.1380303

im a gift to mankind

 No.1380304

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 No.1380305

>>1380271
man if these come to america i will be shooting at them and i hope everyone else does as well ill even pay to get some daisy slingshots and ball bearings for the lads

 No.1380306

why shoot them theyre cool we already live in what is functionally a cyberpunk dystopia why NOT have the aesthetic aspects of one too at least

 No.1380307

File: 1649511627438.webm (1.48 MB, 240x426, 1649424451235.webm)


 No.1380308

because its an abomination and making the government waste money is americas proudest tradition

 No.1380309

thought mass shootings were americas proudest tradition

 No.1380310

never understood why cels always choose that option instead of snapping a woman at gunpoint

 No.1380311

they want love NOT mere copulation

 No.1380312

File: 1649512061141.jpeg (326.53 KB, 1310x1817, FGUZzMwUUAQ1a4v.jpeg)


 No.1380313

wish i had a nice konbini baito

 No.1380314


 No.1380315

feel upset now whenever seeing cropped aaaa images because know the uncropped version is probably scat

 No.1380316

File: 1649512806754.mp4 (1.97 MB, LbaeLfNyOH5IacYD.mp4)


 No.1380317

File: 1649514650790.png (58.52 KB, 400x298, 1636426249721.png)


 No.1380318

teen la teen

 No.1380319

cant even remember what kill la kill was about

 No.1380320

File: 1649517980124.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 399.86 KB, 2006x2833, FP3COofaQAgA3vU.jpeg)


 No.1380321

ive lost my way

 No.1380322

dont know if i can keep playing outer wilds its too scary

 No.1380323

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 No.1380324

>>1380320
i dont think i can do this

 No.1380325

do what

 No.1380326

sipping big cofee

 No.1380327

how big

 No.1380328

moms coming over today do i reclassify her as an invader

 No.1380329

ya

 No.1380330

File: 1649521974730.png (427.22 KB, 1200x1333, 97492509_p0.png)


 No.1380331

depends whose name is on the lease

 No.1380332

uh gran signed the lease about 10 years ago it was for one year and we simply never signed aNOTher one ive just been sending the landlord his money every month since then

 No.1380333

sending whose money

 No.1380334

im your landlord thanks for your patronage

 No.1380335

and i thank you for NOT going up on the rent all this time

 No.1380336

File: 1649522541784.png (393.95 KB, 900x720, 97497474_p1.png)


 No.1380337

hey its those girls

 No.1380338

hey ladies

 No.1380339

saw a little girl cosplaying as the spy family girl wonder if should watch the show

 No.1380340

pic

 No.1380341

File: 1649522966538.png (2.12 MB, 1480x1850, 97519323_p0.png)


 No.1380342

shes in this months issue of cosplay mode magazine

 No.1380343

im afraid my issue hasnt arrived in the mail yet youll just have to post the pic

 No.1380344

that thing on the left is asking for it

 No.1380345

thats a squirrel

 No.1380346

its a sugar glider

 No.1380347


 No.1380348

>>1380322
got stuck in that years ago quit playing

 No.1380349

>>1380319
she had to find out who killed her dad

 No.1380350

doesnt seem fair that theres a deck in yugioh that can win in two turns

 No.1380351

the game is shite

 No.1380352

didnt have friends to play with just liked the cards

 No.1380353

was fun from middle school to 10th grade when we played normally never got to the point when tryhards take over

 No.1380354

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 No.1380355

woah

 No.1380356

the heck is that thing on her head

 No.1380357

tired guess ill make more coffee

 No.1380358

mom interrupted my lunch to talk about her job they only gave her a 2 percent raise

 No.1380359

love getting a 2% raise during 5% inflation

 No.1380360

you mena 1.5% raise after taxes on a 15% inflation

 No.1380361

wish i had a wageslave mom instead of a mom that was a neet 97% of the time and only taught me how to neet most of which were techniques only available to single mothers

 No.1380362

simply marry a single mother to replace mom

 No.1380363

that might NOT be so bad if she made a lot of money and only had you as a trophy husband to drive chads kid to school and back

 No.1380364


 No.1380365

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 No.1380366

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 No.1380367

woke up ate potato salad

 No.1380368

thats church potluck food NOT morning food

 No.1380369

well im eating it

 No.1380370

whenever i make psalad i fry some up in a pan to go with eggs for breakfast

 No.1380371

File: 1649529123905.png (3.16 MB, 1554x2174, 97520763_p0.png)


 No.1380372

might end up marrying a single mom with a really sexy sexy lady daughter

 No.1380373

dont think a single mother would put up with my shite she doesnt need aNOTher child

 No.1380374

mom said im too old to get a woman without children so to suck it up and step up to the plate that aNOTher man left on the table and be a stepdad

 No.1380375

you need a son to live vicariously through

 No.1380376

sis is 33 and has no kids never married and shes NOT fat NOT going to fall for the judaic propaganda baseball metaphor

 No.1380377

thought whites werent having kids anymore

 No.1380378

>>1380376
so uh which one of us are you going to introduce to her

 No.1380379

she doesnt like autistic perverts

 No.1380380

why NOT

 No.1380381

im NOT a pervert

 No.1380382

NOThin wrong with being horny for sexy sis

 No.1380383

old boss married a single mom who divorced took all his money lives like a queen while he had to rebuild his business from NOThing

 No.1380384

a single mother started once and had asked to work near me and id keep my earbuds in to NOT have to talk one day she asked if i would eat food if she brought it for me but she quit because she was too dumb to keep up with her tasks i think she was panicking and assumed i would make a good beta provider

 No.1380385

die vol

 No.1380386

never had a woman offer to cook for me but mom

 No.1380387

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 No.1380388

>>1380385
single mother virg hunters dont count

 No.1380389


 No.1380390

uhh that didnt count haha

 No.1380391

die tru or live long enough to see yourself become vol

 No.1380392

>>1380386
do you expect them to break into your room to offer you food

 No.1380393

im vole

 No.1380394

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 No.1380396

feeling strange

 No.1380397

stranger than usual

 No.1380398

broke my vow to NOT buy pasta anymore

 No.1380399

watched a nice 3 hour vid

 No.1380400

you have a problem

 No.1380401

>>1380377
same but then it turns out im the only one out of 5 adult cousins that hasnt had multiple

 No.1380402

wish i had an attention span

 No.1380403

starting to think that girl didnt lie better scrap and memoryhole this one

 No.1380404

cant watch a movie or ova or four eps of anime but can watch a 3 hour long youtube vid

 No.1380405

the tuber

 No.1380406

love watching 3 hours of head bobbing and screaming

 No.1380407

doggo go brrr heheeehhehehh

 No.1380408

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 No.1380409

how long is a rest for

 No.1380410

the rest of what

 No.1380411

told mom to at the very least get turkey and salami gonno have sandwiches for dinner

 No.1380412

can i have one

 No.1380413

the beggar

 No.1380414

sure theres still 5 rolls

 No.1380415

wish i had a sandwich might boil up that pasta mix in some chicken

 No.1380416

hell yeah

 No.1380417

how bout a nice yakisoba pan

 No.1380418

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 No.1380420

is that the brand new cord teen meme

 No.1380421

why would it be

 No.1380422

dont post linus hes toxic

 No.1380423


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 No.1380425

love a good involuntary meltdown

 No.1380426

brothers new dog has like a kidney condition or something and hes gonno have to feed it specialty food forever

 No.1380427

>>1380424
dumb spics

 No.1380428

cant he return it for a non defective one

 No.1380429

his wife really likes it so no

 No.1380430


 No.1380431

does it say that ragnarok was the best mmo of all time if NOT i dont care about it

 No.1380432

yeah i bet she does hehehe

 No.1380433

File: 1649534828581.png (4.81 MB, 2195x2570, 97521649_p1.png)


 No.1380434

never played ragnarok

 No.1380435

File: 1649535396427.jpeg (876.52 KB, 2480x3508, FO7gAEBaQAEoa2m.jpeg)


 No.1380436

diemmorpgers

 No.1380437


 No.1380438

woke up NOT feelin so good

 No.1380439

whats wrong

 No.1380440

need some hair of the blog

 No.1380441

as for me ill early snooze

 No.1380442

as for me made some pasta n chicken

 No.1380443

>>1380440
considered that but theres none left just had some water and a low sodium v8 instead

 No.1380444

been needing to use a different hole on me belt and shirts been fitting tighter lately

 No.1380445

girls are gonno be sopping wet when they see our dad bods

 No.1380446

think i might be pregnant

 No.1380447

youre too old its gonno catch the tism

 No.1380448

mom had me at this age and i turned out fine

 No.1380449

>>1380446
pic who is the father

 No.1380450

File: 1649537252307.png (836.24 KB, 933x1400, 97510937_p0.png)


 No.1380451

maam your pant has fallen

 No.1380452

cats dont need pants

 No.1380453

nyan

 No.1380454

File: 1649537395881.png (515.08 KB, 900x875, FP7HpiOaIAAiUct.png)


 No.1380455

nice breasts

 No.1380456

hated when my coworker would do that

 No.1380459

why are you using hdmi and NOT dvi if youve got speakers plugged in dumb bitch

 No.1380460

downloading [SubsPlease] Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san - 01 (720p) [4CCE72C6].mkv

 No.1380461

dvi are you flipping kidding me

 No.1380462

stream

 No.1380463

looked like a norm show

 No.1380464

>>1380459
dont understand this post

 No.1380465

uh stream just watch it yourself

 No.1380466

spent 3 hours past my bedtime making characters in icewind dale and now i dont feel like playing it

 No.1380467

>>1380463
its NOT norm the main character is a self insert nice guy whos NOT tall with a gf norms hate this trope

 No.1380468

die nice guy

 No.1380469

rather be a niceguy than a rudenorm

 No.1380470

File: 1649537812491.png (499.05 KB, 640x480, Capture0146.PNG)


 No.1380471

NOT a fan of gf anime its completely unrelatable

 No.1380472

youre supposed to selfinsert

 No.1380473


 No.1380474

cracked aNOTher v8 but it tasted weird its actually the regular sodium you would think it would taste better

 No.1380475

v8 disgusts me give me a nice sugar water

 No.1380476

stop drinkin that shite and crack open a brewski

 No.1380477

regular according to whom thats right the people in charge of trashing the worlds diet

 No.1380478

File: 1649538301269.jpg (691.71 KB, 900x1200, 97510906_p0.jpg)


 No.1380479

>>1380476
i cracked the last of them 11 hours ago

 No.1380480

>>1380475
its got 10 grams of sugar in it

 No.1380481

what is her face supposed to mean is it supposed to be endearing that she is embarassed that she exposed herself

 No.1380482

shes cute

 No.1380483

File: 1649538419401.jpg (120.4 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai S3 - 0….jpg)


 No.1380484

is line the one they use in germany

 No.1380485

jap women really make me sick just horribly mentally ill every last one of them

 No.1380486

>>1380483
teenshow

 No.1380487

youre in the wrong place if mentally ill people make you sick

 No.1380488

white and nig women know how to throw it back and twerk on a nigga you will never see asian women ride dick it takes all of their being just to lay there on their back like a fish

 No.1380489

excuse me

 No.1380490

can i get a translator

 No.1380491

>>1380487
its cool turt said mental illness isnt real

 No.1380492

guess ill make some more characters in iwd

 No.1380493

when they arent squealing and crying

 No.1380494

love a nice crying woman

 No.1380495

stream those rolls

 No.1380496

managed to get full without finishing the box of pasta

 No.1380497

watch out for those carbs we have macro goals to hit

 No.1380498

stomachs been getting pretty macro lately

 No.1380499

the only macros i need are the ones on my zboard

 No.1380500


 No.1380501

File: 1649539191907.jpg (117.34 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki S4 -….jpg)


 No.1380502

would love to snap her

 No.1380503

id protect her

 No.1380504

couldnt add that to the feed because i never watched the others

 No.1380505

your loss its epic

 No.1380506

cant latenorm id lose my street cred as otacool

 No.1380507

wonder what choos up to these days

 No.1380508

>>1380467
hes NOT exactly short

 No.1380509

>>1380271
wish i lived in shanghai

 No.1380510

only ever been envious of japs

 No.1380511

whats the point of NOT drinking if im still gonno get these fuzzy headaches

 No.1380512


 No.1380513

because its bad for your organs and makes you fat and tired

 No.1380514

well im still tired and fat

 No.1380515

we need to start getting jacked

 No.1380516

gonno jack

 No.1380517

why

 No.1380518

nah its time to start fattening up for winter

 No.1380519

File: 1649540967173.jpg (180.09 KB, 1098x1491, 97512401_p0.jpg)


 No.1380520

might go to walmart again and buy some new tshirts for the warm months you can see too much through the white ones

 No.1380521

you mean polo shirts

 No.1380522

why NOT hawaiian

 No.1380523

File: 1649541278922.jpg (137.6 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san ….jpg)

the eye style is distracting

 No.1380524

puked hard sigh

 No.1380525

uh its distracting but its NOThing to puke over

 No.1380526

i didnt puke because of that i puked because i drank a gallon of wine and 7 gin and tonics yesterday

 No.1380527

uhh gin and tonic

 No.1380528

File: 1649541536358.png (1.92 MB, 900x1288, unknown.png)


 No.1380529

why werent girls interested in legos when i was a shota

 No.1380530

legos are for boys

 No.1380531

loved my bionicles

 No.1380532

why would colorful blocks be just for boys

 No.1380533

>>1380531
ever had the dream

 No.1380534

what dream

 No.1380535


 No.1380536

the bionicle dream

 No.1380537

uhh

 No.1380538

>>1380522
do they have them in plain colors

 No.1380539

File: 1649541900277.jpg (1.92 MB, 1160x1660, 1649532127729.jpg)


 No.1380540

phew

 No.1380541


 No.1380542

haha its funny because that female otaku said one thing that could be interpreted aNOTher way shes just like me

 No.1380543

shes NOT an otaku shes just an opportunistic whore

 No.1380544

so am i

 No.1380545

considered NOT cracking so much and mom came home with a 15 pack of soybeer and two 12 packs because she got paid yesterday

 No.1380546

love going to high school in japan and spending thousands on trips to japan and otaku merch just so i could build a relatable persona when i become a vtuber

 No.1380547

hell yeah its time to get mom drunk and frisky

 No.1380548

you need to teach her a thing or two about sticking to a budget

 No.1380549

love getting mom in the mood with a couple drinks and a backrub

 No.1380550

the mood for what

 No.1380551

mom has needs

 No.1380552

ive got needs too and theyre NOT being filled

 No.1380553

File: 1649542968307.jpg (448.88 KB, 1748x2480, 97525526_p0.jpg)


 No.1380554

wish i was big and tall

 No.1380555

hands starting to crack

 No.1380556

>>1380554
its NOT that great

 No.1380557

fire up the leg lengthening surgery

 No.1380558

groan being jacked isnt that great having an apartment isnt that great being finnish isnt that great what the flip is great then

 No.1380559

File: 1649543223130.mp3 (221.6 KB, hcve7s.mp3)


 No.1380560

sex

 No.1380561

i dont know i spend a lot of time joing and im NOT that impressed anymore its just free

 No.1380562

File: 1649543667798.mp3 (455.28 KB, dont come.mp3)


 No.1380563

broke into the leftover pasta again had planned for this to feed me for two days but it looks like its NOT gonno last till tomorrow

 No.1380564

youll regret it on the beach trip

 No.1380565

couldnt pay me to take my shirt off at the beach these days

 No.1380566

File: 1649543894667.png (848.23 KB, 1050x1400, 97520457_p0.png)


 No.1380567

ganbaru shamiko

 No.1380568

File: 1649544159490.jpg (77.4 KB, 1082x663, tfssPOgIRpU7xIsSUE0LJKjHRvpF38_AvRt5X1pw9-c.jpg)

kirbys flipping pissed

 No.1380569


 No.1380570

virus

 No.1380571

its NOT a virus its funny

 No.1380572

NOT fooling me

 No.1380573

need some kirbasco

 No.1380574

your loss buddy

 No.1380575

At HIMA, this is precisely our area of expertise.

 No.1380576

File: 1649544396056.jpeg (71.12 KB, 640x473, Brad_Ogilvie-2.jpeg)


 No.1380577

average himabro

 No.1380578

i wonder which is which japs can be weird where a jalapeno makes them cry but theyll eat chemical burn triple spicy cream of sum yung gai ramen

 No.1380579

kind of sounds like me maybe im part japanese

 No.1380580

File: 1649544647847.png (178.68 KB, 371x369, history_10.png)


 No.1380581


 No.1380582


 No.1380583

made oolong tea added lots of honey and a bit of half n half

 No.1380584

finally cracked open a new jug of honey after needing to deal with the hardened mass in the old jug for a month or so

 No.1380585

mindblowing how unpleasant mom is once you start detoxing she comes and i remember how annoying and loud she is so so very loud

 No.1380586

foids hate silence it drives them crazy

 No.1380587

File: 1649545199537.mp4 (489.76 KB, 1649540714474.mp4)


 No.1380588

>>1380581
$800 for that tiny piece of shit what the fuck

 No.1380589


 No.1380590

im brainzapping

 No.1380591

File: 1649545512733.jpg (10.15 MB, 5420x2215, 01_panorama.JPG)

the mansion

 No.1380592

>>1380582
pasted

 No.1380593

>>1380589
wish i was this pasted

 No.1380594

>>1380591
too many windows to trashbag

 No.1380595

you can stay in the basement

 No.1380596

File: 1649546251686.jpg (159.55 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Spy x Family - 01 (720p) [8FA646C….jpg)


 No.1380597

had potato salad for lunch gamed mom left gonno have potato salad for dinner

 No.1380598

you cant just eat potato salad for breakfast lunch and dinner

 No.1380599

try and stop me

 No.1380600

lets see a pic of that legendary potato salad

 No.1380601

gone

 No.1380602

thats a damn lie

 No.1380603

get flipped picbeg

 No.1380604

you can just say no you dont have to lie about it being gone

 No.1380605

File: 1649546867471.jpg (431.37 KB, 2078x1627, 97488973_p0.jpg)


 No.1380606

didnt lie about it being gone but lied about making it later

 No.1380607

in other words id already trusted you for too long

 No.1380608

lied about that too

 No.1380609

mom made potato salad too what are the odds

 No.1380610

pic

 No.1380611

NOThin made it was store bought

 No.1380612

i just sat down

 No.1380613

so

 No.1380614

so its in the fridge and i shant be getting back up anytime soon

 No.1380615

File: 1649547211431.jpg (Spoiler Image, 235.4 KB, 1242x908, pota.jpg)


 No.1380616

gonno post that in the cord theyre gonno love it

 No.1380617

where do you think i got it

 No.1380618

File: 1649547392114.png (1.09 MB, 1734x1052, 97330849_p1.png)


 No.1380619

sigh shes been spermed in

 No.1380620

its just pussy yogurt

 No.1380621

ive been told im a good spermer

 No.1380622

woah

 No.1380623

File: 1649547843733.jpeg (1.57 MB, 1500x2098, FP8JR2kaUAE7k5A.jpeg)


 No.1380624

File: 1649547871468.webm (608.55 KB, 296x292, 1638753442236.webm)


 No.1380625

weird penis shapes

 No.1380626

feel like they changed something on normtube whole system locked up with only 8 videos open had to reboot

 No.1380627

time to stop frying your brain on that zogtube brainwashing

 No.1380628

File: 1649548260527.jpg (543.41 KB, 2000x2900, 1649518837068.jpg)


 No.1380629

File: 1649548301608.jpg (92.78 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Koi wa Sekai Seifuku no Ato de - ….jpg)


 No.1380630

will they really let finland into nato

 No.1380631

i still use it like its supposed to be used NOT one of the subscription feed zombies posting commercials here all day

 No.1380632

Shikimori seems like the perfect girlfriend: cute, fun to be around, sweet when she wants to be... but she has a cool dark side that comes out under the right circumstances. And her boyfriend Izumi loves to be around when that happens!

how come no one likes it when my cool dark side comes out

 No.1380633

because youre NOT a fun cute girlfriend

 No.1380634

where are you getting those garbage previews

 No.1380635

hope im NOT the only one that realized all of our problems would be solved if we woke up tomorrow as girls

 No.1380636

three shows already have two unwatched episodes each may have gotten in over my head

 No.1380637

File: 1649548487681.jpg (768.68 KB, 1261x1767, 96917227_p0.jpg)


 No.1380638

have zero watched episodes this season so far

 No.1380639

>>1380637
translate it

 No.1380640

the pleasure of being cummed inside

 No.1380641

wish i was a girl so i could experience the pleasure of being cummed inside

 No.1380642

what if i told that you can experience that as a man

 No.1380643

hows that possible

 No.1380644

but i dont have a hole for sperm

 No.1380645

asl

 No.1380646

30 m mocksville

 No.1380647

File: 1649549306098.jpg (465.56 KB, 1261x1767, 1649548487681.jpg)


 No.1380648

damn good translation

 No.1380649

>>1380646
want to go to jinjins

 No.1380650


 No.1380651

just got home from cookout sorry

 No.1380652


 No.1380653

theres no cookout in mocksville lienorm

 No.1380654

how much did you eat was it 20lb this time

 No.1380655

i drove to salisbury dumbass

 No.1380656

no im only allotted 2lbs a day of boiled chicken and steamed vegetables

 No.1380657

File: 1649549531893.jpg (31.33 KB, 640x480, 97526446_p0.jpg)


 No.1380658

cant believe they named a city after a steak

 No.1380659

you mean hamburg

 No.1380660

dont listen to him no one drives that far for cookout

 No.1380661

never been to normout

 No.1380662

>>1380660
its worth it

 No.1380663

rather just get a triple thats 85% as good and NOT drive 20 something miles

 No.1380664

i thought you liked driving

 No.1380665

i like Driving NOT driving
commuting on normal roads during the day is boring

 No.1380666

gas prices were down when i went to the grocer still over $4

 No.1380667

File: 1649549960348.png (1.07 MB, 1600x1618, 97515825_p0.png)


 No.1380668

nice tard billboard face

 No.1380669

cant wait to watch anime tonight got the chocolate milk and everything

 No.1380670

people talk about winking on the internet but ive only seen one wink in real life

 No.1380671

always wink when i pass the waitress my number

 No.1380672

no you dont

 No.1380673

ive never NOT winked while passing the waitress my number

 No.1380674

was winked at by a man at the frankfurt airport

 No.1380675

the winker

 No.1380676

File: 1649550737295.jpg (756.96 KB, 932x1024, 97519964_p0.jpg)


 No.1380677

uhh why were you in frankfurt

 No.1380678

connecting flight from madrid

 No.1380679

flip you eurobrag

 No.1380680

ban the spainard

 No.1380681

love flying around seeing the world finding myself and making lots of friends along the way

 No.1380682

kill me

 No.1380683

i will save you

 No.1380684

File: 1649551068223.webm (183.88 KB, 1920x1080, wah.webm)


 No.1380685

we are normies

 No.1380686

speak for yourself

 No.1380687

File: 1649551165151.jpg (146.67 KB, 535x658, 203.jpg)


 No.1380688

still dont get how being non norm is supposed to be a good thing

 No.1380689

love being a norm nearly 30 year old neet shutin who gets anxious from having to talk to his mom

 No.1380690

back off

 No.1380691

saw a new way to get people banned in overwatch
type ni before they type gg and it comes out as
ni
gg
and sometimes a third person will add er
then type nice game i hit enter accidentally what is wrong with you people

 No.1380692

stopped reading that post partway through

 No.1380693

love a good teenpost

 No.1380694

ow is just tf2 but worse

 No.1380695

sigh tf2

 No.1380696

in lol you type out
n
i
g
g
then ping your e and r abilities

 No.1380697

die racists

 No.1380698

wish mom would have me put down

 No.1380699

tub of instant says to use a teaspoon i always use a heaping 2 teaspoons

 No.1380700

changed one of my ds3 characters names to darkie with ce once some host i invaded and killed 15 seconds away from a bonfire got angry added me and called me racist invader asshole told him its an old souls joke NOThin racist and he believed me

 No.1380701


 No.1380702

>>1380699
die caffiend

 No.1380703

>>1380701
go to hell tubeteen

 No.1380704

>>1380702
im trying

 No.1380705

use 4 heapings for my big coffee

 No.1380706

got to do 4 and a half come on

 No.1380707

raining

 No.1380708


 No.1380709

need to be culled

 No.1380710

File: 1649553621250.jpg (1.93 MB, 3148x1304, 97503956_p0.jpg)


 No.1380711

my two personalities

 No.1380712

mom asked me if someone can overdose on pot

 No.1380713

nicest person youll ever know and boring whiny loser

 No.1380714

wonder if the tacobell breakfast thing is good

 No.1380715

what tb breakfast thing

 No.1380716

the bento

 No.1380717

File: 1649554600423.png (409.04 KB, 640x480, 1553485728989.png)


 No.1380718

did he ever complete his game

 No.1380719

no he died

 No.1380721

liar

 No.1380722

i thought he had a stroke but got better

 No.1380723

File: 1649555122759.jpg (558.87 KB, 1807x2048, 97515952_p0.jpg)


 No.1380724

felt sort of good to hear that all of both of my cousins kids are male my genes may die off but maybe they were supposed to

 No.1380726

what about bro

 No.1380727

sigh everyones at the club

 No.1380728

that was yesterday

 No.1380729

been posting to myself

 No.1380730

whats up wid it

 No.1380732

index

 No.1380733

love jetstream hes just like me

 No.1380734

File: 1649555820919.png (3.8 MB, 1878x3075, 97520804_p0.png)


 No.1380735

sexy pone

 No.1380736

hate duck duck go so much hate google yahoo jp is the best search engine

 No.1380737

quit leering creep

 No.1380738

what is it youre searching for

 No.1380739

none of your beeswax beauford

 No.1380740

doesnt yahoo just use bing results now

 No.1380741

think that tonin really does make me dream

 No.1380742

never used tonin

 No.1380743

try it out

 No.1380744

dont think i will

 No.1380745

why NOT

 No.1380746

im NOT a druggie

 No.1380747

its NOT a drug

 No.1380748

File: 1649556526334.png (1.27 MB, 1080x1920, illust_97362766_20220408_172940.png)

love the duck

 No.1380749

a drug that makes you dream

 No.1380750

i just said its NOT a drug

 No.1380751

NOT saying it is simply remembered ymk because of the conversation

 No.1380752

sigh ymk

 No.1380753

he loved snapping sexy ladies

 No.1380754

ynk

 No.1380755

meratonin is a prescription drug in japan

 No.1380756

never finished ymk but ive restarted it about 20 times

 No.1380757

dont know what ymk is

 No.1380758

raid

 No.1380759

nice raidteen or nb

 No.1380760

its me the raidblog

 No.1380761

ban the raid thread

 No.1380762

but you repeat yourself

 No.1380763

sigh bumped the table and pc froze

 No.1380765

starting to rage at the japs

 No.1380766

File: 1649557337644.jpg (8.16 MB, 4592x6122, 97520821_p0.jpg)


 No.1380767

what did the japs do

 No.1380768

rage at japan and youll have my katana to answer to

 No.1380769

>>1380767
acted like norms

 No.1380770

File: 1649557536384.png (1.26 MB, 1114x1600, 01.png)

>>1380766
shes a freak

 No.1380771

NOThin freak

 No.1380772

never read the manga

 No.1380773

hate when honkies assault my senses by using japanese tags in their english title normtube uploads

 No.1380774

get owned tubenorm dont think youre any better than the enteens

 No.1380775

eating some egg slice pizza

 No.1380776

>>1380774
why the flip would you think thats what i was referring to

 No.1380777

the assumer

 No.1380778

bh

 No.1380779

File: 1649557958844.jpg (112.51 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Gunjou no Fanfare - 02 (720p) [20….jpg)


 No.1380781

cool

 No.1380782

bored

 No.1380783

same and anxious

 No.1380784

no time to be bored when youre with friends

 No.1380785

nobodys posting

 No.1380786

everyones at the club

 No.1380787

im NOT nobody

 No.1380788

File: 1649558635010.jpg (275.73 KB, 1280x1440, im here.jpg)


 No.1380789

cant game cant watch cant do anything productive cant snooze what the flip am i supposed to do

 No.1380790

you must post

 No.1380791

you need a hobby

 No.1380792

>>1380789
it might be time for us to rope

 No.1380793

File: 1649558809114.png (1.08 MB, 2000x1414, 97529489_p1.png)


 No.1380794


 No.1380795

it was time to rope over a decade ago loo late now

 No.1380796

was getting audio glitches trying to game yesterday it distracted me too much had to turn it off after a few minutes

 No.1380797

what game

 No.1380798

fortnite

 No.1380799

it wasnt the game it was the normulator

 No.1380800

never played fortnite does it need an emulator

 No.1380801

ya to emulate the phone version

 No.1380802

stop messing with emulator settings you dont understand kiddo

 No.1380803

what the flip why didnt anyone tell me byuu killed themselves

 No.1380804

File: 1649559346182.jpg (965.7 KB, 900x1482, 97522617_p0.jpg)


 No.1380805

>>1380803
we did skipper

 No.1380806

creepy

 No.1380807

he faked it

 No.1380808

uhh why didnt anyone tell me no i mean other than all the posts talking about it that i skipped teehee you didnt expect me to actually read did you

 No.1380809

i thought those were a joke

 No.1380810

agp programmer dies stop the presses

 No.1380811

love killing norm phantoms then seppukuing right in front of the host as a means of intimidation

 No.1380812

>>1380803
himself

 No.1380813

no they were nonbinary

 No.1380814

hes NOT dead

 No.1380815

im terf

 No.1380816

head on back there lad

 No.1380817

File: 1649559774058.jpeg (522.2 KB, 2388x1342, jlRMzdfB.jpeg)

what the flip

 No.1380818

im incredibly baste

 No.1380819

nah

 No.1380820

yes he is

 No.1380821

wish i was basted

 No.1380822

die nah

 No.1380823

byuu death was proved to be a hoax

 No.1380824

hmm let me think

 No.1380825

what has thinking ever done for me

 No.1380826

wheres the proof

 No.1380827

hehe the poof

 No.1380828

the proof is that his death is NOT recorded as having happened

 No.1380829

wonder how long itll take my death to be NOTiced

 No.1380830

wikipedia says he died

 No.1380831

wikipedia is repeating what game journalists wrote there is no official record that mr david ginder ever passed from this mortal coil

 No.1380832

sigh vandalized some wikipedia articles with the daughter of one of moms friends once why didnt they ever arrange a marriage for me

 No.1380833

why do we NOT do arranged marriages anymore when i was a kid i was told theyre bad because theres no love but its NOT like marriages now have any love

 No.1380834

if wed been born indian none of this would have happened

 No.1380835

sigh life on the reservation

 No.1380837

NOT that kind of indian

 No.1380838

oh

 No.1380839

indians japs and chinks have probably the largest cel populations on the planet

 No.1380840

but they still have arranged marriages

 No.1380841

shouldve been born as a based oil prince

 No.1380842

uh yeah theyre like a third of the world population

 No.1380843

none of it matters unless your gf is your ideal tubewife

 No.1380844

ban

 No.1380845

wish i had been born 100 years ago

 No.1380846

File: 1649561110636.png (69.7 KB, 220x221, fact(1).png)


 No.1380847

frog

 No.1380848

dont know what youre trying to say

 No.1380849

hes trying to say hes a teen

 No.1380850

starting to sigh

 No.1380851

pc wont boot up the insides start whirring but none of the connected devices turn on

 No.1380852

well let us know when youve finished

 No.1380853

then who was post

 No.1380854

get on the 4

 No.1380855

File: 1649562041309.jpg (62.36 KB, 816x1056, gal_17359465_10155236991601495_159327634366765….jpg)


 No.1380856

need some epic new memes to teen out over

 No.1380857

whats happening on the 4

 No.1380858

sigh was watching anime and missed the raid

 No.1380859

you didnt miss it

 No.1380860

what were you watching

 No.1380861

spy x family

 No.1380862

norm x family

 No.1380863

thought anya was quite moe

 No.1380864

wonder where the people that watch more than one anime pear year get the energy from

 No.1380865

from the anime

 No.1380866

once you start doing it again its easier

 No.1380867

>>1380855
mogs me

 No.1380868

new dal girl is sexy

 No.1380869

well what do you mog

 No.1380870

nal

 No.1380871

>>1380793
shes gonno mess up her knees

 No.1380872

took some normatonin might take some normadryl too for double the fun

 No.1380873

take a nice gram of normadryl

 No.1380874

real funny

 No.1380875

its an exciting new experience

 No.1380876

im NOT taking these antihistamines for fun you know

 No.1380877

need to make a mal so i can keep track of what i watch

 No.1380878

already took some normtec guess id better NOT take more dont want to build up a resistance

 No.1380879

rubbed on some lotion

 No.1380880

might shut down all the biological needs and ascend just to steam the 'merge

 No.1380881

what about dat dere celltech

 No.1380882

File: 1649563609211.jpg (913.97 KB, 1113x1500, 97520761_p0.jpg)


 No.1380883

dusted off the laptop guess im becoming bedneet

 No.1380884

never understood why every little bitch gets assigned an arbitrary birthday

 No.1380885

nice rotter

 No.1380886

cocoas NOT a little bitch

 No.1380887

i meant bitch as in the japanese usage of the word

 No.1380888

hate that guy in the mansion that always says good morning and goodnight

 No.1380889

>>1380887
shes NOT one in that sense

 No.1380890

bitchi

 No.1380891

yes she is trust me

 No.1380892

become violently enraged when translators translate ビッチ as bitch

 No.1380893

why

 No.1380894

well whats your translation hotshot

 No.1380895

because its wrong and usually doesnt even make sense contextually

 No.1380896

nice job avoiding the question

 No.1380897

my translation is slut

 No.1380898

groan

 No.1380899

hate slut shamers

 No.1380900

die groaner thats what it means

 No.1380901

biggest slut on hima

 No.1380902

feel like i felt better around this time a year ago but im NOT sure why

 No.1380903

skipped the last 30 or so posts

 No.1380904

those were all me

 No.1380905

should i watch SPY×FAMILY yes or no

 No.1380906

nah

 No.1380907

how about Yuusha, Yamemasu

 No.1380908

normsha normemasu

 No.1380909

how am i supposed to watch anime if nobody will tell me what to watch

 No.1380910


 No.1380911

because its a dumb waste of air to say

 No.1380912

>>1380909
have you been skipping the entire week or something

 No.1380913

its friendly and comforting

 No.1380914

still dont get why malguy was banned

 No.1380915

he was too baste

 No.1380916

because hes a teen

 No.1380917

just hazarding a guess but i think it was for being an arrogant teen

 No.1380918

why arent the tubies banned then

 No.1380919

because onseki is a worthless retard

 No.1380920

seki refuses to ban them

 No.1380921

theres a little bit of arrogant teen in all of us

 No.1380922

drinking wine and watching turkey hunting videos

 No.1380923


 No.1380924

hate turkeys would love to magdump one or a dozen

 No.1380925

youre supposed to use birdshot

 No.1380926

nah give me the 300 blackout and a drum magazine

 No.1380927

youre going to ruin the delicious meat if you use that and also its unsporting

 No.1380928

im a bad sport

 No.1380929

hate restaurants because it makes it difficult to count up my macros

 No.1380930

macros go out the window when you start eating 16 pounds of chinese food in one sitting

 No.1380931

yeah but we arent doing that anymore because we have to be ready for summer

 No.1380932

>>1380888
thats me

 No.1380933

havent been in a restaurant in years cant think of anything id want to eat badly enough that would make up for being in public with noise and people why would i pay to replicate the high school cafeteria experience

 No.1380934

i only went because mom took me to the mexican restaurant i didnt pay

 No.1380935

was it traditional mexican or texmex

 No.1380936

texmex

 No.1380937

haysuz would be unimpressed

 No.1380938

you would have to be a moron to choose whatever those animals are eating over texmex

 No.1380939

haysuz lives on american fast food and weighs 240lbs i doubt he cares that much

 No.1380940

he used to get weirdly uppity about mexican food and his mothers cooking

 No.1380941

would you like to summon him from the cord realm

 No.1380942

no

 No.1380943

watch vids about restaurants sometimes and imagine myself as a cool guy that has a regular seat and all the waitresses know

 No.1380944

a mexican woman worked in the office and brought me traditional mexican food sometimes i told her no spicy stuff my sensitive baby tongue cant handle it

 No.1380945

should never admit that weakness women are disgusted by spicecels

 No.1380946

did haysuz ever do that cycle

 No.1380947

and if i didnt show up for a few days all the regulars would wonder what happened to me and be glad when i showed up again

 No.1380948

it would be better if it was a bar like cheers

 No.1380949

>hima

 No.1380950

>>1380948
nah i would be like cliff at a restaurant people are busy eating and have things to do afterwards

 No.1380951

sigh cliff its NOT fair

 No.1380952

anyone else watching the f1 race

 No.1380953

normula 1

 No.1380954

envious of people dumb enough to feel happiness watching nascar

 No.1380955

whats wrong with nascar its pasted

 No.1380956

NOThing im just to smrt to be entertained by it

 No.1380957

would rather watch a nice rally than normula 1 or normcar

 No.1380958

like cars like changing my cars like Driving but i dont think ive had the attention span to watch a full race of anything rather just watch the highlights years later

 No.1380959

dumb and sports bore me

 No.1380960

most of my interest in sports or anything like that as a kid was just to see norms get hurt couldnt give a flip about the actual game or event

 No.1380961

the only good part is the crashes

 No.1380962

might watch

 No.1380963

what kind of body wash should i get when i go to walmart with mom tomorrow

 No.1380964

4 in 1

 No.1380965

none all that shite is toxic

 No.1380966

get strawberry so you can smell like a sexy lady

 No.1380967

havent bought soap in years ever since i started making my own with leftover bacon grease

 No.1380968

pissed on a toilet spider

 No.1380969

just flippin render me

 No.1380970

bastard

 No.1380971

>>1380965
what should i use then

 No.1380972

stop falling for big washs lies you dont need anything more than cold water

 No.1380973


 No.1380974

momll stinkshame me

 No.1380975

dont buy dr bronners its owned by kikes

 No.1380976

knew it was going to be the schizosoap before i hovered over it

 No.1380977

shes just afraid of what shell do when overcome by your pheromones

 No.1380978

>>1380975
im american

 No.1380979

>>1380962
rather die like this than as a 75 year old in a nursing home bed or a 30 year old cel with his brain matter splattered across the wall

 No.1380980

gth kikeenabler

 No.1380981

again im american born after the 1800s my existence enables them

 No.1380982

might fire up a nice blue burst server

 No.1380983


 No.1380984

nascar and f1 are about equally interesting to me and by that i mean NOT enough to watch

 No.1380985

my unborn son from the future visited me in a dream and told me i must have sex

 No.1380986

>>1380984
youre comparing checkers and chess its NOT the same

 No.1380987

what about rallys

 No.1380988

rally is for finns

 No.1380989

what a beautiful country

 No.1380990

normtry

 No.1380991

god why am i NOT finnish

 No.1380992

you have a job to do here

 No.1380993

might start washing myself with dish soap

 No.1380994

its probably even worse than body wash

 No.1380995

dont its going to dry your skin out severely i wash my hands with it occasionally and its harsh on skin

 No.1380996

always use the dish soap to wash my hands and mom says that but ive literally never NOTiced dont be a baby

 No.1380997

why do you have dish soap near the bathroom sink

 No.1380998

mom has a pump for it next to the kitchen sink and its taller than the hand soap pump so its more convenient to use it also doesnt smell like anything

 No.1380999

youre NOT supposed to wash your hands in the kitchen sink

 No.1381000

90 percent of my hand washings take place in the kitchen and i only use the soap in the bathroom after an arsewipe

 No.1381001

when moms gone and you say my house it feels more like one of those games where you have a house its my house

 No.1381002

might make a pbj

 No.1381003

make mom do it

 No.1381004

NOT sure id trust her to do it right

 No.1381005

the secret is to make the j stand for pickled jalapeno slices instead of jelly hehe

 No.1381006

is that good with peanut butter

 No.1381007

>>1381001
nice bot

 No.1381008

hate hate hate peanut butter its disgusting

 No.1381009


 No.1381010

blood is coursing so heavily that its moving me in my seat slightly

 No.1381011

why

 No.1381012

how would i know

 No.1381013

thought something happened to cause it

 No.1381014

File: 1649571589538.jpg (569.06 KB, 1920x1080, darkie.jpg)

im paste

 No.1381015

you need to pump some points into vit and end

 No.1381016

can NOT pump any levels this is my twink need to stay as low as possible to own noobs

 No.1381017

im twink

 No.1381018

the twink

 No.1381019

pic

 No.1381020

im bear maybe we should hang out

 No.1381021

File: 1649571960709.jpg (Spoiler Image, 47.28 KB, 604x453, 5260_101404989875148_100000169437605_39982_681….jpg)


 No.1381022

sigh hope hes doing okay

 No.1381023

File: 1649572305106.jpg (111.47 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san ….jpg)


 No.1381024

cracking a soyblog

 No.1381025

whats a soyblog

 No.1381026

quadruple estrogen ipa in a gay can made by urbanites

 No.1381027

just flipping soyify me already so i can forget what i saw in the void

 No.1381028

feel like i would eat more honey if getting it on my hands didnt make me want to shoot myself

 No.1381029

would you like me to teach you how to use a spoon

 No.1381030

hate honey

 No.1381031

currently 37 degree was in the 80s 3 days ago

 No.1381032

its impossible to interact with the jar in any way and NOT get it on yourself

 No.1381033

it is if you arent developmentally disabled

 No.1381034

get the squeezey honey that comes in a bottle instead of a jar then

 No.1381035

got something for you to squeeze right here

 No.1381036

is it a bottle of honey

 No.1381037

it can be if you use your imagination

 No.1381038

NOT sure i like the sound of that but ill give it a try

 No.1381039

File: 1649573928444.webm (1.17 MB, 405x720, 1649534512013.webm)

might start getting into norm humour

 No.1381040

love blogs hate normter

 No.1381041

feel highly disturbed after clicking that and you spelled humor wrong

 No.1381042


 No.1381043

>>1381039
this one makes me feel ill

 No.1381044

File: 1649574248444.webm (2.16 MB, 405x720, 1649528422151.webm)

>>1381041
you just dont get it here you might get this one

 No.1381045

sigh he would have loved posting this retarded garbage glad he wasnt around for the tiktok era

 No.1381046

we didnt call him the normnig for NOThin

 No.1381047

hes the normcauc now

 No.1381048

hate the pcauc meme because it makes me think of guac

 No.1381049

isnt that a good thing guacs delicious

 No.1381050

had to close that one too only clicked because of the girls bare legs can you post some gore as a palate cleanser instead of that deranged shit

 No.1381051

nah flip you horndog

 No.1381052

File: 1649574650452.webm (2.83 MB, 720x406, 1649485772259.webm)

phew thats better

 No.1381053

love a good gym injury

 No.1381054

never understood the womens legs meme i think some guys just have a fetish for women in general

 No.1381055

need some good tiktok accounts to follow

 No.1381056

think this is a good time to snooze

 No.1381057

>>1381039
post the one with the fat red guy

 No.1381058

>>1381055
cant go wrong with some nice sexy lady dance tiktoks

 No.1381059

File: 1649575162650.webm (4.82 MB, 292x360, 1648466248240.webm)

>>1381050
are you chink perhaps

 No.1381060

pasted

 No.1381061

paste

 No.1381062

no i just dont have whatever severe mental illness these norms seem to

 No.1381063

they are the majority if you dont find it funny you are the one with the problem

 No.1381064

think only children like that stuff

 No.1381065

post some of the ones where the girl eats the guys food and then sets up elaborate traps to prevent him from finding out

 No.1381066


 No.1381067

what the hell theyre animating a third season of spice and wolf

 No.1381068

never watched that shite

 No.1381069

its a beautiful story

 No.1381070

did you have a sensation of norms and non norms prior to becoming an adult

 No.1381071

probably since i was 13 or 14 but i was undiagnosed autistic and never related or fit in with the norms before that either i just didnt realize it yet

 No.1381072

when were you diagnosed

 No.1381073

when i was 17

 No.1381074

always identified with the loser characters in cartoons

 No.1381075

File: 1649576312153.webm (3.84 MB, 720x896, 1649564061841.webm)


 No.1381076

paste

 No.1381077

me in the mirror

 No.1381078

you arent supposed to be mouthbreathing

 No.1381079

yeah no one told me that until it was too late and i got the cel skull

 No.1381080

nah its genetic

 No.1381081

unlocked the celskull achievement i wish i could say it wasnt easy but it was pretty easy in the end now i get to die without having to spend money on women

 No.1381082

File: 1649577047588.jpg (79.16 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san ….jpg)

why is a 70 year old man with a woman like that

 No.1381083

status

 No.1381084

File: 1649577086932.webm (2.51 MB, 960x720, 1649574801336.webm)


 No.1381085

hms

 No.1381086

>>1381082
thats gonno be us some day

 No.1381087

cant wait that long

 No.1381088

read that men peak in their 30s our growth spurts are gonno hit and someone will knock at the door to offer us 300k starting to post on imageboards any day now

 No.1381089

nobody tell that guy that they only say that because you were supposed to have spent the last 10 years furthering your career and be making a 6 figure salary and living in a syndey penthouse

 No.1381090

sydney is a disgusting hellhole you dont wanna live there

 No.1381091

youre out of your flipping mind if you think you need to be making 100 grand in your 30s to get a girl

 No.1381092

you do if youre an ugly virgin and dont expect her to NOT have a kid or two either unless youre planning on getting a nice seamonkey

 No.1381093

youre deranged

 No.1381094

so

 No.1381095

we just need to put ourselves out there were in our prime

 No.1381096

NOThin deranged

 No.1381097


 No.1381098

hehe

 No.1381099

sigh

 No.1381100

how many flipping 100% kirby streams does okayu need to hit 100%

 No.1381101

cant believe the freak is the only one who is going to flipping make it just pray he doesnt breed some deformed hapa freakspawn

 No.1381102

freaks son is gonno make er look like a joke

 No.1381103

dont taint kirby via association with those subhuman cunts

 No.1381104

dont use the c word so casually

 No.1381105

he meant it in the australian friendly way

 No.1381106

no i dont think so

 No.1381107

hate vcunts

 No.1381108

time to stop being sad cunts and start being sick knts uleh

 No.1381109

dont use disgusting leb slang in my presence again

 No.1381110

what happened to that aussie guy with the ungrateful chink wife

 No.1381111

what about that cute image from the other day with flare and kirb

 No.1381112

he was a disgusting retard who sat in his garage making slipkNOT masks all day he deserved it

 No.1381113

whats wrong with slipkNOT theyre epic

 No.1381114

meant to live is about me

 No.1381115

they pinch

 No.1381116

hmm yes i seem to still have no desire to work

 No.1381117

mindblowing that my real life was supposed to start 14 years ago

 No.1381118

same

 No.1381119

starting to think this might really be it

 No.1381120

you know what they say life begins at 35 lets NOT worry

 No.1381121

cant wait that long

 No.1381122

figure ive got about 25 years left but it could be more like 35

 No.1381123

>>1381115
nah theyre pasted

 No.1381124

have too much honor to float around for a quarter century like that

 No.1381125

have to wait mom out

 No.1381126

crying for towa she found out all the en girls played overwatch without her

 No.1381127

File: 1649580251156.jpg (51.05 KB, 720x960, 1649565746317.jpg)


 No.1381128

love wearing sweatpants and spending all day in a chair

 No.1381129

only wear sweatshorts these days

 No.1381130

would do that if i ever moved enough to blow out the knees on mine

 No.1381131

thought about maypo the other day might ask mom to buy a box

 No.1381132

what the hell is maypo

 No.1381133


 No.1381134

oh

 No.1381135

was eating steel cut oats with syrup a few years ago when i still woke up early at 11 or noon but it wasnt the same

 No.1381136

uh 11 or noon is NOT early at all its the middle of the flipping day

 No.1381137

earlybrag f u

 No.1381138

>>1381136
its all relative

 No.1381139

File: 1649585698175.webm (2.84 MB, 640x640, japanese deer.webm)


 No.1381140

sigh

 No.1381141


 No.1381142

sigh turt loved japanese deer

 No.1381143

wish i was a japanese deer so bad

 No.1381144


 No.1381145

File: 1649593302548.jpg (42.33 KB, 852x480, ex.jpg)


 No.1381146

been dealing with a ladybug infestation for weeks killed 2 today they always come out in the early morning

 No.1381147

File: 1649594261480.jpg (1.19 MB, 6520x3540, tree.jpg)


 No.1381148

wish i was in a forest

 No.1381149

what would you do different if you were in a forest

 No.1381150

my real life would begin

 No.1381151

uh why do i have to to something different

 No.1381152


 No.1381153

crying zion reached 1m subs

 No.1381154

File: 1649595693013.jpg (365.38 KB, 743x1000, 97530611_p0.jpg)


 No.1381155

File: 1649595875930.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 652.92 KB, 1169x782, FP0lpMQaAAQiqNT.jpeg)


 No.1381156

accidentally closed a window i was saving that had lots of tabs open it didnt give the usual warning because as expected the ff devs lack even the slightest resemblance to competent programmers

 No.1381157

uh ff do you mean fx

 No.1381158

looked up how to disable what caused it in the first place and naturally all i find are threads from around the switch to quantum with people bringing up the issue and being gaslit and told no its NOT an issue

 No.1381159

File: 1649596518765.jpg (71.4 KB, 848x480, [HorribleSubs] Ai-Mai-Mi - 03 [480p].mkv_snaps….jpg)


 No.1381160

sigh he loved ai mai mi

 No.1381161

File: 1649598023721.png (83.61 KB, 250x419, 1632619696224.png)


 No.1381162

File: 1649598925051.mp4 (1.41 MB, rMuNFcnj.mp4)

sigh flipped up by learning japanese and NOT mandarin chink girls are so much more readily available

 No.1381163

File: 1649599071980.webm (2.71 MB, 1280x720, 1649548091980.webm)


 No.1381164

File: 1649599153058.png (Spoiler Image, 1.06 MB, 1171x1500, 97544431_p0.png)

die

 No.1381165

kill me baby

 No.1381167

shitted

 No.1381168

pooping debating riding the bike today

 No.1381169

die bikenorm

 No.1381170

File: 1649600781884.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 158.39 KB, 749x999, FP_NfqgaMAIGy_a.jpeg)


 No.1381171

woke up dreamed about diving into a deep narrow underwater pit and at the bottom found a tupperware full of tofu the lid wasnt sealed properly opened it all the way and it started bubbling

 No.1381172

high of 53 hard pass hate the second winter meme

 No.1381173

white man was built for cold weather you can go back to the sahara if you dont like it

 No.1381174

File: 1649601578531.jpg (924.9 KB, 1377x2039, 97544140_p0.jpg)


 No.1381175

had a dream i was in 1888 london as its portrayed in the jojo phantom blood arc but i was selling heroin and assembling a team of drillas

 No.1381176

File: 1649601870713.png (Spoiler Image, 424.6 KB, 720x525, 8EAD424F-174B-42AC-8A84-043860A86C85.png)


 No.1381177

wonder if pnigs rule 33 gambit paid off

 No.1381178

dont understand why NOT watching that kunoichi show remember seeing it in the preview list but didnt pick it up for some reason

 No.1381179

would you kindly proofread your posts before making them i dont want to be reminded about esls on hima

 No.1381180

very loud noise in the sky

 No.1381181

think its pasta time managed to save some leftovers

 No.1381182

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 No.1381183

what type of pasta

 No.1381184

radiatore

 No.1381185

had less leftovers than i thought guess ill bake up some fries

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 No.1381187

gonno jo to some futa on male

 No.1381188

die homo

 No.1381189


 No.1381190

how come ars plays apex every day for twelve hours and cant get out of plat

 No.1381191

cant say i care

 No.1381192

did NOT ask

 No.1381193

cause she wont take lessons from the laugher

 No.1381194

does she do private lessons

 No.1381195

ok hima we are a third into 2022 time to get serious and make something happen

 No.1381196

were a fourth in

 No.1381197

pc booted normally this morning guess im retiring from the bedneet life

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>>1381192
havent they taught you about contractions yet

 No.1381199

hate phone posting bedneets

 No.1381200

i was using the laptop

 No.1381201

hate contractionrager love funny NOTs simple as that

 No.1381202

nice teensl

 No.1381203

finally started moving files to the new external

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whats up with the rabbit girl and trash cans