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made that joke once in high school and the guys mom was actually dead
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wonder how mom will feel about outliving her offspring
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death by misadventure sounds way cooler on a death certificate than roping like a pussy
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>>1382154are there actually people struggling with this
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thats why were going to go underwater cave diving
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i dont know i didnt click it im too tard for math
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mom came from an upper middle class family but just had to be the insane rebel teen getting abortions and severing ties with her parents and ending up dirt poor wonder what its like for her to fall like that never considered it much but gran lived in a massive house with a pool and mom lives in tiny one bedroom public housing
No.1382194
she entered the own zone
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>>1382133they dont theyre all leftist now
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lets still pretend im konata
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the republican party is full of sleeper cell leftists that hate america and the white race so in that sense youre right
No.1382203
pre plastic
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got a better spacial iq score than verbal but english was always so easy while i flunked prealgebra and now struggle with mind arithmetic
No.1382205
my life was destroyed by being high verbal iq
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wonder how things would have been different if dad was upper middle class probably would have gone on vacations to exotic places
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was nonverbal until 25
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loved hearing the kids at school talk about their trip to europe
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>>1382206who cares about that dumb shite vacationing is for holes
No.1382210
what about the japan trip
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NOT sure how to make the japan trip a japan flip trip need freak to give me the scoop
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>>1382210ive been traveling there in spirit since i was in my teens
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genitals smell spermy but i havent jod since yesterday and just took a bath
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konnichiwa ladies
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where are the forks
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>>1382215dont crash the joshikai
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sigh traingirl and traingirl 2
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>>1382197wish i was as sophisticated as some of these fine gentlemen
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have a headache even though i feasted hard today and got 2000 calories
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thinkin about getting a kitchen scale so i can see how much im eating have no clue how many calories i eat a day
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how can we be sexier
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who cares about calories and being sexy put a bullet through your foidbrains already
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just curious calm down rager
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got angry with mom today she has these stupid habits and i got flipped because of it
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>>1382223we must find mates
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bloating hard from the biscuits and gravy
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pic
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bored gonno darkie
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NOThing to pic i ate it all and this is my punishment
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dosed off in my chair for 40 minutes and woke up feeling depressed
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sigh could have been a 6 foot 3 alpha male eating like that every day as a kid but instead i got eggos and turkey bacon
No.1382235
never ate turkey bacon is it good
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eggos and turkey bacon is pretty good compared to what slop the average western single mother feeds her sons
No.1382237
never ate eggos either
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i mean on the weekends dont even remember eating breakfast before school besides toast
No.1382240
never ate breakfast since i was 10 or so way too nauseous in the mornings every day in high school used to just wait until i got home at 3:30 to eat id make a big nachos and turn on the aircon in my room and read books every day
No.1382241
went through a hot pocket phase trying to norm it up and eat breakfast like everyone else
No.1382242
just want to know why all through school i had to be up early to be one of the first few people on the bus but my bus was always the last one to get to school and id have only a few minutes before the bell rang always envious of those kids that had time to get a little box of cereal from the cafeteria or get a quick game of yugioh in
No.1382243
dont think the highlight of my day was supposed to be coming home turning out the lights and gaming or watching anime or using the computer until mom knocked on my door and left a covered plate of dinner then staying up until 1 am
No.1382245
when youre growing its the volume and frequency that counts NOT the quality when your growth spurt hits you better have calories for it to use
No.1382246
i was talking about volume and frequency
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>>1382244story of my life
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you mog a lot of chinks on a daily basis huh
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no im the chink in that scenario
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>>1382240same but its probably why i was so miserable you need a good breakfast
No.1382251
now that ive read the manual i can go back and redo everything correctly this time right
No.1382252
no matter how many simulations i run i simply do NOT see things ever ending well best i can cope with now is being one of those people that regularly buy powerball tickets
No.1382253
ate big breakfast every day still miserable because i was fat and had to play the role of fat kid in school
No.1382254
at least you were physically large and intimidating
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if any of you have ideas im more than glad to hear them
No.1382256
simply tard out and be normal
No.1382257
even if you woke up as a norm tomorrow youd still be in this hellscape
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were you the funny fat kid or the sad fat kid
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clearly they dont think its a hellscape theyre loving it
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if i could get 10 years back i think i would try the jap route at least there youll be able to buy a house and if youre feeling especially tenacious try to jbwmaxx up a gf
No.1382261
the funny fat kid got a gf
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hes got charisma
No.1382263
10 years are you flipping kidding me NOThings changed since then it was already over id have to go back to at least the start of highschool
No.1382264
hope he was the fat kid that wore his shirt in the pool and creeped out the girls by taking pics of them with his camera phone that guy was baste
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nah if i could wake up tomorrow and be 10 years younger id have ample time to learn japanese and get some sort of degree that would work
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>>1382260you need to have a caretaker if youre mentally retarded enough to think home ownership is cheaper in japan than the united states
No.1382267
wore the pool shirt and tried to remain unNOTiced but i was the fat kid in the pool shirt so everyone NOTiced
No.1382268
their olds are dying en masse leaving a bunch of dilapidated housing meanwhile everything habitable here is getting scooped up by jewish megafirms
No.1382270
dont tell me youre one of those 35 year old virgs that refuse to buy a house or get a niggy loan unless its outright with cash because they read on the 4 debt is a jewish trick
No.1382271
dont like this rudeguy
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love some nice severely autistic black and white thinking
No.1382273
beat seath
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what soul level
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70
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grinder
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NOThin grind thats normal
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i would be a popular vlogger
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5 posts left going to the titblog
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youre gonno get left behind if you do
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always make sure NOT to get too close to towelheads in case they explode maybe thats how norms feel about turt wearing his trenchcoat and fingerless gloves on 90 degree days
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>>1382280were going straight to the k blog