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 No.1382184

made that joke once in high school and the guys mom was actually dead

 No.1382186

wonder how mom will feel about outliving her offspring

 No.1382187

death by misadventure sounds way cooler on a death certificate than roping like a pussy

 No.1382189

>>1382154
are there actually people struggling with this

 No.1382190

thats why were going to go underwater cave diving

 No.1382191

i dont know i didnt click it im too tard for math

 No.1382192

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 No.1382193

mom came from an upper middle class family but just had to be the insane rebel teen getting abortions and severing ties with her parents and ending up dirt poor wonder what its like for her to fall like that never considered it much but gran lived in a massive house with a pool and mom lives in tiny one bedroom public housing

 No.1382194

she entered the own zone

 No.1382195

>>1382133
they dont theyre all leftist now

 No.1382196

lets still pretend im konata

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 No.1382198

>>1382193
based slutmom

 No.1382199

the republican party is full of sleeper cell leftists that hate america and the white race so in that sense youre right

 No.1382200

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>>1382197
they mog me

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 No.1382203

pre plastic

 No.1382204

got a better spacial iq score than verbal but english was always so easy while i flunked prealgebra and now struggle with mind arithmetic

 No.1382205

my life was destroyed by being high verbal iq

 No.1382206

wonder how things would have been different if dad was upper middle class probably would have gone on vacations to exotic places

 No.1382207

was nonverbal until 25

 No.1382208

loved hearing the kids at school talk about their trip to europe

 No.1382209

>>1382206
who cares about that dumb shite vacationing is for holes

 No.1382210

what about the japan trip

 No.1382211

NOT sure how to make the japan trip a japan flip trip need freak to give me the scoop

 No.1382212

>>1382210
ive been traveling there in spirit since i was in my teens

 No.1382213

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 No.1382214

genitals smell spermy but i havent jod since yesterday and just took a bath

 No.1382215

konnichiwa ladies

 No.1382216

where are the forks

 No.1382217

>>1382215
dont crash the joshikai

 No.1382218

sigh traingirl and traingirl 2

 No.1382219

>>1382197
wish i was as sophisticated as some of these fine gentlemen

 No.1382220

have a headache even though i feasted hard today and got 2000 calories

 No.1382221

thinkin about getting a kitchen scale so i can see how much im eating have no clue how many calories i eat a day

 No.1382222

how can we be sexier

 No.1382223

who cares about calories and being sexy put a bullet through your foidbrains already

 No.1382224

just curious calm down rager

 No.1382225

got angry with mom today she has these stupid habits and i got flipped because of it

 No.1382226

>>1382223
bh fatty

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>>1382223
we must find mates

 No.1382229

bloating hard from the biscuits and gravy

 No.1382230

pic

 No.1382231

bored gonno darkie

 No.1382232

NOThing to pic i ate it all and this is my punishment

 No.1382233

dosed off in my chair for 40 minutes and woke up feeling depressed

 No.1382234

sigh could have been a 6 foot 3 alpha male eating like that every day as a kid but instead i got eggos and turkey bacon

 No.1382235

never ate turkey bacon is it good

 No.1382236

eggos and turkey bacon is pretty good compared to what slop the average western single mother feeds her sons

 No.1382237

never ate eggos either

 No.1382238

i mean on the weekends dont even remember eating breakfast before school besides toast

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 No.1382240

never ate breakfast since i was 10 or so way too nauseous in the mornings every day in high school used to just wait until i got home at 3:30 to eat id make a big nachos and turn on the aircon in my room and read books every day

 No.1382241

went through a hot pocket phase trying to norm it up and eat breakfast like everyone else

 No.1382242

just want to know why all through school i had to be up early to be one of the first few people on the bus but my bus was always the last one to get to school and id have only a few minutes before the bell rang always envious of those kids that had time to get a little box of cereal from the cafeteria or get a quick game of yugioh in

 No.1382243

dont think the highlight of my day was supposed to be coming home turning out the lights and gaming or watching anime or using the computer until mom knocked on my door and left a covered plate of dinner then staying up until 1 am

 No.1382244

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 No.1382245

when youre growing its the volume and frequency that counts NOT the quality when your growth spurt hits you better have calories for it to use

 No.1382246

i was talking about volume and frequency

 No.1382247

>>1382244
story of my life

 No.1382248

you mog a lot of chinks on a daily basis huh

 No.1382249

no im the chink in that scenario

 No.1382250

>>1382240
same but its probably why i was so miserable you need a good breakfast

 No.1382251

now that ive read the manual i can go back and redo everything correctly this time right

 No.1382252

no matter how many simulations i run i simply do NOT see things ever ending well best i can cope with now is being one of those people that regularly buy powerball tickets

 No.1382253

ate big breakfast every day still miserable because i was fat and had to play the role of fat kid in school

 No.1382254

at least you were physically large and intimidating

 No.1382255

if any of you have ideas im more than glad to hear them

 No.1382256

simply tard out and be normal

 No.1382257

even if you woke up as a norm tomorrow youd still be in this hellscape

 No.1382258

were you the funny fat kid or the sad fat kid

 No.1382259

clearly they dont think its a hellscape theyre loving it

 No.1382260

if i could get 10 years back i think i would try the jap route at least there youll be able to buy a house and if youre feeling especially tenacious try to jbwmaxx up a gf

 No.1382261

the funny fat kid got a gf

 No.1382262

hes got charisma

 No.1382263

10 years are you flipping kidding me NOThings changed since then it was already over id have to go back to at least the start of highschool

 No.1382264

hope he was the fat kid that wore his shirt in the pool and creeped out the girls by taking pics of them with his camera phone that guy was baste

 No.1382265

nah if i could wake up tomorrow and be 10 years younger id have ample time to learn japanese and get some sort of degree that would work

 No.1382266

>>1382260
you need to have a caretaker if youre mentally retarded enough to think home ownership is cheaper in japan than the united states

 No.1382267

wore the pool shirt and tried to remain unNOTiced but i was the fat kid in the pool shirt so everyone NOTiced

 No.1382268

their olds are dying en masse leaving a bunch of dilapidated housing meanwhile everything habitable here is getting scooped up by jewish megafirms

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 No.1382270

dont tell me youre one of those 35 year old virgs that refuse to buy a house or get a niggy loan unless its outright with cash because they read on the 4 debt is a jewish trick

 No.1382271

dont like this rudeguy

 No.1382272

love some nice severely autistic black and white thinking

 No.1382273

beat seath

 No.1382274

what soul level

 No.1382275

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 No.1382276

70

 No.1382277

grinder

 No.1382278

NOThin grind thats normal

 No.1382279

i would be a popular vlogger

 No.1382280

5 posts left going to the titblog

 No.1382281

youre gonno get left behind if you do

 No.1382282

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 No.1382283

always make sure NOT to get too close to towelheads in case they explode maybe thats how norms feel about turt wearing his trenchcoat and fingerless gloves on 90 degree days

 No.1382284

>>1382280
were going straight to the k blog

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