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basted
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how do i boost this girl senseless
No.845435
you dont
No.845690
she is unboostable
No.846080
got aNOTher blackout win
No.846082
oh cunnilingus mouse started double clicking this is the end
No.848581
>>848580>>848577>>848575ban this fucking guy already
No.848582
is this the thread
No.848583
きぃう sensei is my favorite satoko artist is that ok
No.848585
im too dumb for fgo
No.848586
should i pick up some kratom
No.848587
sigh wish i could eat lasagna watch tng and post on hima
No.848588
never jod to megumin is it ok now
No.848589
sighing pretty hard right now
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why
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got left behind
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same sigh
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mom made slaw
No.848595
love a good slaw
No.848597
thought it was dead hours why did nobody tell me
No.848600
Got left behind sigh how did that guy bypass the word filters he called someone a retarded faggot
No.848601
>>848598baste flipping intel
No.848602
stop being a retarded faggot skipper
No.848604
These words are so vile and disgusting truly the uneducated masses feel comfortable throwing them around i on the other hand do NOT
No.848605
youve shown us why youre retarded now when do we get to see why youre a faggot
No.848606
yardwork time
No.848608
did you see the one where shes a robot
No.848610
why is he called sis larp if its NOT live action
No.848612
just finished up a solid musou session hima love these games
No.848613
tried to think of a clever way to spin that into mousou session but im NOT smart enough
No.848614
i wouldnt be able to either
No.848615
starting to enjoy the idea of a sleeper pc like finding an old case and filling it with modern hardware
No.848617
finished my yardwork holy flip am i sweaty
No.848618
why are you doing yardwork at 3am
No.848619
i can do it whenever i damn well please
No.848620
normwork
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>>848615ive been thinking of the same thing die impersonator
No.848622
hate linus hate his face
No.848623
gonno pee brb
No.848624
no peeing
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gonna pee too
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guess ill pee as well
No.848627
peed and also brushed my teeth now im ready to snooze
No.848628
peed but didnt brush my teeth time to snooze
No.848629
night boys
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peed might snoze soon
No.848631
did everyone else go to sleep
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im here
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no im here thinking
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thinking about what
No.848635
about what really happened on october 4th 1986
No.848636
what happened
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rudolf and kyrie killed everyone for money
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gonna snoze hima see you later
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bye
No.848642
accidentally quick snoozed
No.848644
wish i had a corn dog right about now
No.848646
woke up to a mosquito buzzing around my ear
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spermed
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wish to eat a nice meal
No.848652
gonna play rs3
No.848653
just woke up thinking about what to do today
No.848654
just stepped on a piece of broken glass this is NOT good
No.848655
man up
No.848656
woke up hi
No.848657
broke the light fixture as a tard child once and stepped on a ton of glass still have the scars all over my feet
No.848658
cant believe nobody told me what creamstyle chesecake is yet
No.848660
nah go to hell footjo
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die
No.848663
gonna go to the asian market mom told me they sell tom yum soup broth stuff there for 4$ so ill get some of that and more sriracha and sesame oil
No.848664
get some bidik soup
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>>848660im going to get my hands on those little piggies and there aint NOThin you gonna do about it
No.848666
die sexnorm
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>>848649why is he still eating the same meal as months ago
No.848668
memes son
No.848670
crying anyways dont need to fakecry over a video
No.848671
hi hima at work hows it going
No.848673
i got 50g of seaweed some bona fide thai chili oil some tom yum soup mix and finally the cheapest chipotle nese sesame oil they had there
one day i will buy the 17$ metal can of sesame oil
No.848674
apple autocorrect is annoying me i meant cheapest possible sesame oil
No.848675
making a salami sandwich
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Hi work I'm dad
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lately ive been specifically buying the most expensive versions of things especially foods
No.848679
tardlaughing at the over editing
No.848680
got the schedule for next week no days with my gf
No.848681
>>848678saw this one a while back was alright
No.848683
its cold hima
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made myself a mug of coffee and then poured it down the drain
No.848685
gonno leave the office and get myself a coke zero i may be addicted to it
No.848686
feelin cool
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how cool
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too cool
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do something cool
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im cool
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wonder if i can make kombu out of this seaweed
No.848692
love a frosty weather its the best when the house is nice and clean and i can get under a blankie have some hot coffee or tea and relax
No.848693
stay frosty
No.848694
still getting a short circuit after replacing the caps probably need to replace the resistors
No.848695
first name gay
last name retard
No.848697
can anyone please answer my question
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oooooooog me tard you tard
No.848699
i belong in the tard nation
No.848700
i sleep on the floor now like a real beast
No.848701
i shite in the catbox
No.848702
justify your hot showers virgin
No.848703
really hate raidsugi its like i come here every day to feel anger and agony
No.848704
only norms shower because you cant smell your own stink its for the sake of others
No.848706
>>848703where are the raiders i will take care of them
No.848707
love the sound of the tree leaves rustling outside my window. breezy days are the best i wish i could feel it in here
No.848708
oh theres one
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i would feel very bad banning someone who hasnt posted since the 18th for a post like that is this your wish
No.848710
Does anyone wanna die
No.848711
mom brought popeyes
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moms at work
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mom collects alimony and neets it up
No.848715
just ate this entire creamstyle cheesecake it was 1lb
cant wait to get home to eat 2lbs of lasagna again
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pasted
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pasted bloater going after neetblogs title
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dont know what a creamstyle cheesecake mena
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me neither thats why i waited 2 days before eating it
No.848720
can men get alimony
No.848721
my brake pads have arrived
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>>848722thats a sexy lady magnet
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ordered some control arms
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get a spindle too
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hey turt is that you
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napped
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snapped
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gave the dog a neetcut it looks tard as hell
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post a pic
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turt has deca dick
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gth picnorm
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turns out i did get the refund but in the form of store credit thats lame but better than NOThing i guess
No.848735
>>848726no but my flyinmiata swaybars came
i NOTiced in the pictures from that last trackday that im getting enough bodyroll to pull the tire off the asphalt some hoping this will stop it without changing the handling characteristics or making it too stiff im already on pretty stiff springs for a 2400lb streetcar
No.848736
just woke up gonna play some mmy gf and have some coffee
No.848737
do any cool burnouts with that thing
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https://youtu.be/rwSX90nZHuU?t=46i read mmy gf like tim heidecker says yyes
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guess ill wank
No.848741
love picking my nose
No.848742
is it cool to say very nice yet
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very cool
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i want to be cool very nice
No.848746
fucking hate koreans they need a good nuke
No.848747
north koreans are baste
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sis invites her friends over to do kpop dance sessions she tells me to NOT come out of my room when theyre practicing
No.848751
what are the ingredients
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they try so hard to look and act white but they will never be white no matter how much makeup and plastic surgery they get i truly pity the coreans such a hopelessly pathetic society that can only impersonate other cultures
No.848754
never had canned coffee before
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i love jerkin it to korean girls?
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maybe because hes NOT a flipping soy who needs sugary meme coffee at $2 a can when he can simply brew a pot
No.848759
hey turt whats a good pill machine for the aniracetam
No.848760
dislike soy sauce
No.848761
being korean seems like hell especially growing up there so i cant blame them for being insane
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NOT like growing up in america is any better
No.848763
did you know koreans are born at age 1 so a korean girl who says shes 13 is actually 12 watch out for that
No.848764
korean lgfs are NOT pasted
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i dont believe that
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knew a family of koreans and the sister was very developed and would always physicall
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would always what
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they live in little closets in massive 20 story buildings with 1000 other chinks who make enough money to live but have NOThing to spend their money on
the women are all too reflappered to get bfs and the men are all too beta and soy to get gfs so everyone looks acts and dresses androgynously to conform to the aesthetic that their idols have
all this on top of compulsory military service all the men of any real character lose the best years of their life and cant get gfs because the white envy soychinks took them all while they were serving
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>>848767ill continue the post later after the guy above stops spamming
No.848770
i remember reading that koreans wait til their kids are like 5 to circumcise them
No.848771
flip you gooklover
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why would they circumcize them at all
No.848773
its vestigial
No.848774
arerere are are
arere chan wo wo wo
No.848775
got my first period
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die norm
No.848777
rainwalked to the butcher bought some veal brains time to feast
No.848779
tried to explain to mom that the explosive scare today was a false flag
No.848780
finally home hima gonno have some coffee and orange cake
No.848781
getting better at soldering
No.848782
new gm called to run a transaction and at the end said thank you sir and i thougut he was talking to someone else then he said 'thats you'
No.848783
what if global warming is being caused by all those skylake refreshes
No.848784
one volcano eruption has a higher effect on global warming than all of human history
No.848785
wrong again retard
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NOT true actually volcanoes contribute to global cooling if anything
No.848787
varg said none of it matters since were entering aNOTher mini ice age
No.848788
because the inside is hot so you gotta let it burst every now and then
No.848789
all the sexy ladies are going to die like uliana during the ice age we gotta do something to keep them warm
No.848790
flipping them will keep them warm
No.848791
if they die then peds die which is a good thing
No.848792
why would peds die
No.848793
they will just start flipping teens like pnig
No.848794
there are no pure peds on himasugi just a bunch of larpers trying to fit in with the antiquated epic sexy ladycon meme
No.848795
i wake up extra early to jerk it to sexy ladies
No.848796
i assure you can enjoy a lot
No.848798
skipped the fuck out of that one
No.848799
dumped and showered
No.848800
stop dumping
No.848802
gonna watch lgr
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBP9hWHIJYki really wish i had an intimidating accent like this
No.848804
theres NOThing intimidating about it
No.848805
just listen to him talk its very intimidating
No.848806
nah he sounds like a flipping retard
No.848807
he sounds like a nerd
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youre the retard here
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yeah im a retard so what
No.848810
men
women
and children
none were spared the masters wrath
No.848812
how come blankets in the tng are sequined
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mom says i have to find a game thats 3 players
No.848814
almost forgot to pay the old credit card bill
No.848815
never had a credit card whats it like
No.848816
it is free money
No.848817
can i buy a lgf or a pmy gff
No.848818
need to dump
No.848819
im back got myself an onion and cream lays and chocolate
No.848820
vile
No.848821
did you forget the creme betweens
No.848822
i did NOT
No.848823
cant win in mmy gf all the starter decks pinch and i have no cards
No.848825
need to sperm inside a sexy lady or pmy gff stat
No.848827
whats a pmy gff
No.848828
pt gf
No.848829
just shaved with the ol safety razor im a pro now
brushed my tooth too theyve been feeling weird since i stopped dipping on monday
No.848830
thats the cancer forming
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No.848832
thinking about my gf again and all the times she was giving me opportunities
No.848833
die
No.848834
she just wants to be friends
No.848835
wish i had friends
No.848836
she wants the bbc
No.848837
wouldnt mind having a friend like her the biggest thing is that she doesnt hate me
keep thinking back to how she sounded when i said we actually wouldnt be working together on friday i think we both wanted to spend some time face to face
No.848838
gotta close up shop and get some 'tooth paste' on the way home hehe
No.848839
bring back the gran filter
No.848840
if i play against aNOTher merfolk im gonno end it on stream
No.848841
ive already ended it
No.848842
wish i could talk to mom but she always uses the my head hurts excuse whenever i try
No.848844
talk about what
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anything ive never had a conversation with mom in my life
No.848847
chicken sandwiches were extra sloppy today
No.848848
mom is my best friend we talk all the time about everything and our tastes and personalities are very similar so its nice
No.848849
lucky
No.848851
i get along really well with mom and talk to her a lot but our tastes and personalities are very different
No.848852
i am afraid of mom
No.848853
same shes a rager
No.848854
mom and i have similar interests and vague opinions on certain things but mom loves socialism and hates guns so there are some things we fundamentally agree on
if mom didnt have maternal instinct she would probably be libertarian
socialism is a female perspective they love equality
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*certain things we disagree on
No.848856
nice tardmom
No.848857
my mom loves ayn rand and free markets and shes very stoic and blasè thats what i like about her
No.848858
wish mom was cold and calculating and didnt get hung up on morality and normality theyre really stiffling to free thought
No.848860
socialism is baste
No.848862
never cared about the technorm amd versus intel shite its like console wars
No.848863
wish i had things to talk about with mom
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ok hima im gonna do it
No.848865
stream it
No.848866
i mean buy some pants ive been wearing the same tight pair for 3 months now
No.848867
mom doesnt seem to understand the second amendment at all no matter how many times i explain it
she does that npc thing where she picks at the argument with meaningless points like “do you really think youre going to take on the government with an ar-15” or “they didnt have semi automatic rifles in 1780”
antigunners are brainlets i dont care how many grade schoolers get shot to pieces or how many dumb niggers in chicago die because being slaughtered and enslaved by your government is far worse
No.848868
just bring up vietnam if she says the take on the government thing she cant counter it
No.848870
gunorms are crazy
No.848871
how can you protect your lgf without guns
No.848872
a civilized society without weapons is NOT actually civilized they are just blinded by the illusion of safety and personal freedom
if you dont have enough power to defend yourself and everything you care about you are just a slave
No.848873
you are blinded by your wrong perception that a non violent society canNOT exist because you live in 56% america
once your community is composed of NOThing but three digit iq humans guns become NOThing but a detriment in case someone goes schizo
No.848874
sis wants to watch ccs with me
No.848875
watch and start joing to sakura
No.848876
time to snooze
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is it reasonable to spend 200 dollars on chinos hima
id get black blue khaki grey and mustard brown
No.848878
you mean on just one then yes
No.848879
no
No.848880
just get some wranglers at walmart
No.848881
theyre on sale 40 dollars per pair
maybe ill get the 3 safe colors now and get the untraditional ones later
No.848882
i really want the olive green color but theyre out of my size and i already own mustard brown pants
No.848884
norm vid dont click
No.848885
that was obvious from the thumbnail
No.848886
>>848881dont you already have a couple get just two and $120 of $amd stock
No.848887
drafted a golgari deck with my last 5000 gold
No.848889
too late i got 5 more pairs and asked if they had any in olive but the closest was vegas
No.848891
i just lost to the worst player ive even seen with the worst deck ever because i drew 6 lands in a row
No.848892
got a bad case of bloody ass
No.848893
same
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what is his status
No.848897
25 to life
No.848898
>>848894you wouldnt draft WB before the orzhov release
No.848899
i dont know what that means but i probably would
im flipping reflappered
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love a good wb
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i just pick strong dudes and ignore effects
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im the most reflappered one on hima
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hu hu hu me tard me flap
No.848907
its all about the memes
No.848908
minnaぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ！ denpa binbiーーnんんんんん！？
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>>848906what are you shabbering about norm
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oog me live organ sample me jo
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im on 6 wins wish me luck hima
No.848912
good luck
No.848913
really excited to wear these new chinos and get a lgf or a pmy gff
No.848914
play a game that requires skill instead of luck
No.848915
skill and luck are NOT opposites
No.848916
100 percent reason to remember the name
No.848920
phew i won thanks for the luck hima
No.848921
im a lucklet
No.848922
as soon as the scapenorms all quit the board gets flooded with mmy gfnorms fuck you hima
No.848923
scape and mmy gf are very traditional retardy games
No.848924
retardy
retard
sis wont stop eating retards
No.848925
basted filterseki
No.848926
>>848919yeah i already watched that
No.848927
nerd
No.848928
sigh trolled again
No.848929
HAHAHAH EPIC TROLLED YOU
No.848930
gonna wear my black chinos tomorrow hell yeah
No.848933
canNOT have black chinos because kitty is calico
No.848935
theres two chink bitches standing out front
you know what to do turt
No.848936
thats himako
No.848937
uhhh turt haha
No.848938
im on 6 wins wish me luck hima
No.848939
good luck
No.848940
live and let lol
No.848941
im flapped
No.848942
need to think of a way to ask my gf to do something
No.848944
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No.848946
>>848943mindblowing that people can play work simulation games like this for hundreds of hours
No.848947
...yeah.. ....real... ...mindblowing........
No.848948
>>848943saw this before but didnt post it
No.848949
seeing a watermark anywhere on a video pisses me off
No.848950
i lost to a vraska emblem because my lotleth giant was in my last 11 cards
No.848951
owned
No.848952
imagine if scape paid us real money for playing their game
No.848954
youd have to pay me to play scape since its just like a job i guess some people are natural born npc slaves
No.848955
i make $1k a week rwting
No.848956
i had a huge board after playing izoni i had like 14 creatures and he 5 but if he blocked optimally hed come out ahead so i couldnt attack then he drew soot left me with two creatures and him with three and emblemed vraska i killed one of his with deadly visit and a trade would leave the board empty but he top decked removal and won
No.848957
i wish some rich guy just decided to give me some of his wealth just for the fuck of it wouldnt that be so cool
No.848958
same then i could just play video games and it wouldnt matter that im a fat balding incel freak
No.848959
>>848957i think about this all the time
No.848960
can i play mmy gfa if i have a sub 80 iq
No.848961
why NOT marry a rich old gay guy
No.848962
seki filter all mmy gf terminology to scape talk
No.848963
mmy gf is easy
No.848964
shameless self bump
No.848965
someone with below 80 iq wouldnt be able to understand what the cards do
No.848966
>>848963im terminally reflappered
No.848967
i dont understand any of this
No.848968
even a six year old sexy lady could play mmy gf dont worry
No.848969
never played card games never will
No.848970
wish a six year old sexy lady would be my gf
No.848971
mmy gfmmy gfmmy gfmmy gf
No.848972
i play summoned skull in attack position
No.848973
it takes a while to get the hang of it even if youve played card games before just keep playing
No.848974
really thinking of my gf now this is NOT good
No.848975
my gf or my gf
No.848976
tardgirl
No.848977
im tard
No.848978
die gfnorm
No.848979
why does riker look like some kind of gremlin when he smiles
No.848980
stayed out too late getting chinos to cook the lasagna so 1lb of mac and cheese will have to do
No.848981
normnos
No.848982
youre a droid and im a groid
No.848983
im so lonely save me
No.848984
these ones are actually chinos the last ones i had were just jeans with a different fabric
these ones have just 4 pockets and the buttons are plastic instead of metal and there are no rivets
No.848985
>>848983simply acquaint yourself with a nice teengirl
No.848987
im scared of children
No.848988
wish i was low iq enough to enjoy the company of femoids
No.848989
my gf likes when i ramble on about mundane things i think she likes seeing me get excited and passionate about something
No.848990
love any scene with data in it so much dont know what it is
No.848991
pasted hopeless romantics
No.848992
you identify with a robot because youre autistic
No.848993
you mean im retard
No.848994
im teentard
No.848995
im pasted
im pasted
fuck yeah im pasted
pasted pasted pasted
oh yeah
pasted pissssss pasted
hell yeah fucking pasted
oh yeah fucking pissssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss
No.848996
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my gf
No.848998
why are you saving samples
No.848999
i don't know how to get the full size
No.849000
if i was a girl i would have a body like that
No.849003
her words were that she likes 'seeing me fangirl' about things so i get really in depth about some things and she soaks it all up and asks questions
No.849004
>>848999simply save the full size
No.849006
do you think there are people on 4/jp/ posting in those touhou pic dump threads that have been doing the same thing for a decade now
No.849009
no the people who post in generals and imagedumps are from 2016> at best
No.849012
im a raging goblin
No.849013
4/jp/ is a flipping joke
No.849014
just like modern hima
No.849015
otaku are a joke
No.849016
himas pasted
No.849017
used to love a good touhou imagedump and wich 2hu wud u poop with
No.849018
gonno make me some tuna melts and watch one piece
No.849020
cummed
No.849021
gonno seesnza acknowledge
No.849022
stop eating tuna
stop sperming
stop jerking and stop jacking
No.849024
whats tuna got to do with it
No.849025
nice number 3
No.849026
what are sanaes 10 desires
No.849027
1 cock
2 cock
3 cock
4 cock
5 cock
6 cock
7 cock
8 cock
9 cock
10 cock
No.849028
ban these jpteens
No.849029
hated that fucking nubro meme so much
No.849031
1 - To be pure
2 - To reject lewdness
3 - To smile every day
4 - To be righteous
5 - To show others the path of purity
6 - To show others that lewdness is a disease
7 - To free /jp/sies from the slavery of sexual urges
8 - To erase misery
9 - To find dreams anywhere she goes
10 - For the whole world to be happy
No.849033
is neetblog here i need to ask him something
No.849034
its a raid
No.849036
yes it is i pasted neetblog
No.849037
quiet
theyre approaching the tyrannosaur paddock
No.849038
>>849033im here but im about to go for a walk
No.849039
thinking about it now a lot of /jp/ memes suck hard
No.849040
ok ill ask you later when you get back i dont want to let it bother you
No.849041
the jay and everything on it was amazing
No.849043
used to steam jans now i steam niggers
No.849044
guys remember gunz korean style having some wild flashbacks rn
No.849045
>>849042loved jerkin it to this little slut
No.849046
gunz pinched
No.849048
baste
No.849049
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No.849050
what is it i cant see it
No.849051
waha lifting up her shirt and letting a nice oniisan touch her chest
No.849052
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the guy who owns a cappuccino got aNOTher jdm car for his collection its a blue sera
No.849053
ill have to post about that when seki is awake
No.849055
phew made myself three melts hima gonno feast
No.849056
whats a jdm car
No.849057
cars intended for the japanese domestic market
No.849058
does anyone have the picture of zun that for years was the only picture of him out there
No.849060
okay im back from my walk ask away
No.849061
fuck you go take your walk already
No.849062
that was a fast walk did you spend all that time preparing just to get more food from the fridge
No.849063
it was only a mile long walk
No.849064
just lost the third tutorial match in mmy gfa
No.849065
yardwork time
No.849066
hehe it was the same one
>>844187 No.849067
>>849040what were you going to ask me
No.849068
what you thought of nekoten
No.849069
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No.849070
ive become obsessed with scents
No.849071
thinking about the old days on /jp/
No.849072
>>848984stop buying chink garbage
No.849075
whats the third tutorial boss i skipped the tutorial
No.849076
>>849074no the low res one that people used as a template and drew all the characters clothes on
No.849077
le hat wearing beer man
No.849078
>>849044i could never k style i only could pull off a weak butterfly
No.849079
same i couldnt either but then again i was like 13 at the time
No.849080
my gaymness level peaked at 17 realized now i havent played anything for about a month
No.849083
wonder how juicy sexy lady kitty smells like
No.849084
did you NOT have a sister
No.849085
>>849068i hate that bitch
No.849087
get asked many questions but people but rarely have to ask others anything am i a wise sage
No.849088
>>849081NOT that one either
No.849089
your kitty looks like a flat tire
No.849092
>>849086they all pinch hard but i think you get white black for your first daily which is as bad
No.849093
NOT as bad i meant
No.849095
hope i get hit by a car walking to grab breakfast tomorrow
No.849096
why would you hope for that
No.849097
i was thinking the same thing
No.849098
you can flip jks for 20k yen in japan
No.849099
are you speaking from experience
No.849100
no
No.849102
what
No.849103
wish i didnt use all my wcs on stompy to begin with its a lot more fun playing a real deck thats NOT just rng where every game is the same
No.849104
havent used any wcs yet
No.849105
abusing mod privileges to check ips
No.849106
that response doesnt look like someone who looked at ips to me it just looks like a joke post
No.849107
alright gonno snooze see you later
No.849108
have a good snooze
No.849109
thanks
No.849110
please just flipping end me god damn it im begging you just fucking kill me
No.849111
dead hours
No.849112
eatint ramen at work hell yea
No.849113
missed my bus
No.849115
gonna make coffee and do house work all day
No.849117
miss when anime was something western norms steered clear of
No.849118
anime has always been norm
No.849119
im norm
No.849120
im incel
No.849121
feelin dry
No.849122
get wet
No.849123
speaking of incels should i get more stuff to put in the back so that my gf will blame me for gaining 2lbs
No.849125
why are there gf norms here
No.849126
simply filterseki being basted again
No.849127
oh i almost raged there
No.849128
had a weird dream about hima
No.849129
>>849125its just nigspam remember its only ok when he does it
No.849130
its NOT
No.849131
didnt get hit grabbing breakfast hopefully a plane crashes into my house at lunch
No.849132
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wish i looked like this
No.849133
phew same imagine waking up to that every morning
No.849134
new sonic racing game next year hima sooooooniiiiiccccccc
No.849135
if i were a woman id let everyone on here flip me for free
No.849136
as for me i would NOT let anyone here touch me
No.849137
just realized i have a huge hip to waist ratio
No.849138
i want to look like zyzz
No.849139
woke up
No.849140
go back there
No.849142
did no jo september and became a sexy lady
No.849143
thats NOT how it works
No.849144
wish i could wake up every morning and fondle my breasts and admire my slim belly but also have a nice fat cock to stroke
No.849145
how does turt feel about the my gf saga
No.849146
>>849144i do this but i have smalldick
No.849147
flip this im going on hrt and let everyone here flip my ass
No.849148
no thanks faggot
No.849150
wonder what it feels like to flip a boyhole
weve all taken a big poop before im pretty sure thats an approximation of what being flipped feels like
No.849151
most penises are larger than large poops
No.849152
its probably like a poopbone
No.849153
why am i an anomaly
No.849155
>>849151i dont think this is true but maybe the water just reflects the poop weirdly and makes it look bigger
No.849156
are you asking to decide if you want to continue it or NOT
its annoying but NOT as annoying as momgf was
No.849159
92% of penises are under 5.5"
No.849161
they called me robby thickdick back in gradeschool
No.849162
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No.849163
i dont get it
No.849164
>>849158is that shotaseki
No.849165
baste boomer
No.849166
psone now that was a good console
No.849167
you mean the original playstation or the psone
No.849168
preferred the dreamcast
No.849169
whats with the chanta ran
No.849170
thats the wife
No.849171
thats pasted
No.849172
himako girl is at goat bosss store shes going to be calling in transactions today her voice is pretty deep
No.849173
>>849167its the same thing
No.849175
im shutting down the servers for runescape say goodbye to your precious game
No.849176
good riddance
No.849178
really liking these chinos hima theyre comfy and dont give me an overly obvious vpl
No.849179
dont think ive ever owned the ps1 my cousin had it so i played some games at his house i only had the snes then i got the ps2 pretty early and he was stoked
No.849180
i had nes genesis snes psx ps2 gc and xbox
No.849181
get some visvim chinos
No.849182
the xbox was weird to me it was green and looked like a playstation knockoff
No.849183
i already went all in on levis chinos
No.849184
brute force was beast
No.849185
levis are sweatshop poop
No.849186
never played a physical snes in my life
no one i knew had one after the n64 came out when i was 2
No.849187
are you telling me these chinos were made by the hands of a small inexperienced sexy lady
No.849188
mm.. im horny now
No.849189
got a new pack of almond rounds finna crack this badboy open
No.849190
what consoles was road rash on i remember playing that only games on snes i had were mk and batman
No.849191
actually i think my cousin had mk my mom really hated violent games my first violent game was when i was a lot older it was splinter cell for the wii
No.849192
my first violent game was gta3 right when i got off the bridge i started running people over and me and my dad laughed at the squish sound they would make it was great
No.849193
practicing my penguinwalk must assert dominance
No.849194
my gf likes telling me stories about her dads new wife its weird
No.849196
had to lowkey play san andreas at my cousins house if ma caught me playing a game with guns id get a highkey spanking
No.849197
i only got to play gta at the cool kids house mom wouldnt let me have it either NOT like i could have turned out much worse playing it
No.849198
mom didnt give a shit about me and she let me play gta vice city on her abusive boyfriends ps1
No.849200
>>849198classic single mother
No.849201
sigh wonder if my boy realized his hate of women stems from bad motherhood
No.849202
wish there was a giant halloween meetup around me like they do in akiba every year
No.849203
hate that samhain is becoming a global holiday like yule
No.849204
jog time
No.849205
jo instead
No.849206
jo while jogging
No.849207
himako called and the customer wanted a receipt emailed he said his last name was dixon i feel like caling back and asking if its dickson or dixon
No.849208
send him an email but write it as dixon and if its NOT correct he will correct you its better than asking him since it might seem like youre being rude
No.849209
black guy told me nice shoes no mattee what pair i wear someone will always complimemt them
No.849210
flip typos
No.849211
wish it was more acceptable for people to work from home all the time but bosses like feeling in control of your life so they wont allow it
decided to take a 3 hour workout in the middle of my tasks and will finish it up in a bit
No.849212
i am willing to slave away for an honorable race
No.849213
slave in hell
No.849214
bored as hell guess ill watch mushishi
No.849215
didnt like mushishi
No.849216
its a snoozer
No.849217
daddy...
No.849218
hima hima ^_________^
No.849219
paste
No.849220
got a good workout buzz going
No.849221
does joing count as working out
No.849222
>>849216its a background anime
No.849223
>>849221ya but you have to use both arms equally or else one ends up bigger than the other
No.849224
hima hima
No.849225
does no hands jo using sis count as working out
No.849226
mushishi is pasted
No.849228
how is that japmog
No.849229
spent 45 minutes cleaning should i order a pizza as a reward hima
No.849230
pizza is NOT a reward do NOT eat pizza
No.849231
he assumes i understand what theyre saying
No.849232
pizza rules
No.849233
what is a reward then my gf wont be here for a few days
No.849234
had a dream about canachink he came back to hima and posted about how disappointed he was that nobody discussed vintage anime anymore
No.849235
get yourself some onion rings and a nice cold coke zero
No.849236
i only have vanilla coke and popcorn
No.849237
food isnt a reward you arent a seal begging for fish
No.849238
stop drinking coke
No.849239
really need a new name for my gf shes NOT in training anymore shes just really retarded
people keep saying shes weird but i dont see it
No.849240
simply call her my gf
No.849241
flapper frau
No.849242
got the expensive beef jerky its great
No.849243
orbiter hours
No.849244
butt itches sigh
No.849245
im orbiter
No.849246
i orbit women
No.849247
i orbit nb
No.849248
nb weighs less than turt now
No.849249
wonder if ill ever weight more than 165 lbs
No.849250
yeah but turt is pure muscle
No.849251
i orbit girls but i dont want to flip them
No.849252
should i watch star trek
No.849253
watch the tng generation and post about it with me i think i made the other tng generation guy mad because he never responds
No.849254
youre a droid and im a groid
No.849255
looking back on texts with my gf there has been a sharp uptick in her using my name within the past month
No.849256
wish i was like picard
No.849257
mom used to tell me to never meet strangers from the internet or take rides from strangers and here we are with things like uber what happened
No.849258
love teh melonpan banner
No.849259
post it
No.849260
2 Medium 1-Topping Pizzas, 16 Piece Parmesan Bread Bites, 8 Piece Cinnamon Twists, a 2 Liter of Coke, and a $1 donation to St. Jude for $19.99
this is a good deal but i think i wish i could remove the $1 donation so it would be $18.99
No.849261
dont be selfish
No.849262
thats too much are you sharing
No.849263
do i seem like the kind of person to share food
No.849264
>>849260why cant you remove it
No.849265
what a load of shite
No.849266
if you use that deal it applies the donation automatically
No.849270
just learned someone i knew on a video game actually died in the hurricane how dumb can you be to die to a flipping hurricane literally 1 of the 50 total people that died flipping retard
No.849271
what game was it
No.849272
was just thinking the other night about how ive never experienced a natural disaster or animal attack or anything
No.849273
pizza is on its way hell yeah hima im gonna fire up the simulator
No.849274
what simulator
No.849275
shat hard think i might have ruptured my colon
No.849276
pizzas here gonna disengage the simulator
No.849277
eating food is my only source of joy in this reality
No.849278
>>849275i shat out a behemoth neetlog an hour or so ago
No.849279
tardlaughing
No.849280
on the episode of tng where the guy cant stop going in the holodeck and flipping holotroi
No.849281
do you mean barclay hes flipping basted
No.849282
just woke up gonna have some coffee and play some mmy gf
No.849283
hell yeah broccoli
No.849284
bored should i end it
No.849285
dreamed the beta invaded woke up crying
No.849286
love when you shit out one single continuous 4lb neetlog and dont even need to wipe
No.849287
hate it since i have to get out the poop knife
No.849288
flanally home from work hima gonno have some coffee and play some mmy gf excited to draft dominaria
No.849289
i get prostate orgasms when i shit
No.849290
is that you turt
No.849291
why did turt tell me aniracetam didnt work why would he lie to me like that
No.849292
die druggy
No.849293
turned on glass onion
No.849294
scape halloween event is up
No.849295
i told seki about the drugnorms but he didnt listen
No.849296
should i make a breakfast dinner
No.849297
>>849294we all stopped playing scape
No.849298
i feel quick and witty i can remember details at a glance and i have no inhibitions in social situations this is very good because i can stop being incel now maybe thats the true reason turt lied to me
No.849299
sigh
No.849300
cant believe blizzard is limiting the classic wow demo even to people at home
No.849302
normtail normology
No.849304
world of normcraft
No.849305
had to stop watching that i could feel a cry coming on im so excited to play vanilla even if i wont be able to play with everyone here
No.849306
im NOT playing that shite meet me in gielinor
No.849307
ill find a lgf in classic and bring her to him and we can all take turns digitally flipping her
No.849308
should i play wow classic if i never played wow before
No.849309
yes
No.849310
no blood elves
no blue space russians
no furries
no training wheels
sign me up
No.849311
wow sucks
No.849312
whats wrong with blood elves theyre cool
No.849313
theyre cool alright about as cool as getting bones from pooping or having your bhole lightly misted with water from a japanese toilet
No.849314
flip you homophobe
No.849315
mom said mmos released after 2003 are for faggots
No.849316
really hate looking at discord
No.849317
sigh meant to savor the almond rounds but im down to one left
No.849318
then why do you spend all day on it
No.849319
dont ask questions you dont really want answers to
No.849320
spyware is pasted
No.849321
hima is spyware
No.849322
only tards install discord
No.849323
neetblog get in discord i need to tell you something
No.849324
okay one sec
No.849325
got the sudo banner
No.849326
vanilla coke is so good
No.849327
so glad im NOT a discord zoomer
No.849328
wish i was a discord zoomer
No.849329
poor hgirl called and asked about returns and had to tell her the cold hard truth and let her deal with an irate customer
No.849330
im irate
No.849331
nice irager
No.849332
gonno become a regular customer of the water store and steal pnigs gf
No.849333
why is it that the axis countries are still the best at manufacturing everything
No.849334
china is NOT an axis country
No.849335
die chink
No.849336
>>849332i think im on
very good terms with my gf when she talks to me its completely different from how she talks to other people
hgirl on the other hand just seems annoyed at life you can have her
No.849337
nice this episode talks about nvidium
No.849338
love icy manipulator
No.849340
how come hatoba tsugu is so popular when she only has 8 videos total
No.849341
paste privilege
No.849342
gonna have helter skelter on repeat for the next 3 hours
No.849344
apparently people think her channel is an arg thing im inclined to agree its definitely NOT a normal virtual youtuber channel either arg or for some kind of art project or just some guy messing around
No.849345
wish i had a tulpa
No.849346
wish i was a tulpa
No.849348
whats it says
No.849349
gonno surf the dark web
No.849351
donations for a 30 minute hatoba tsugu natsuyasumi video
No.849352
did i post about what the old gm said about a customer describing me
No.849353
time to my daily jo to daisys destruction
No.849354
thats vile
No.849355
you should only be joing daily to either kizuna ai or houjou satoko or anzu futaba or mihama chiyo
No.849356
post the succubus girl again i jod to her joi video but i keep forgetting her name
No.849358
thats definitely NOT it
No.849359
oh well i tried
No.849360
gonno sulk and monitorstare
No.849362
mom made waffles for dinner
No.849363
thats a breakfast food
No.849364
having a giggle at the gmm peanut butter taste test
No.849365
good mythical norming
No.849366
>>849291my brain doesnt allow me to fall for placebos
No.849367
memes all over the shop
No.849368
love memes
No.849369
think i might overdose and have a nap
No.849370
if my gf can eat peanut butter but NOT sugar soda pop im gonna flip
asked her why she will eat 20lbs of chocolate in 3 days but wont touch non diet soda because the sugar makes the soda stick to her throat and all she could do was tell me she did NOT eat 20lbs of chocolate
No.849371
want to overdose and nap to
No.849372
gonna chug a vanilla coke
No.849373
hate the my gf filter
No.849374
i turned the filter off yesterday
No.849375
just get turt to complain about it and have it removed like the other filters
No.849376
can taste how bad my breath smells
No.849377
i have no need for turt i am my own blogger
No.849378
get her to eat your chocolate rod
No.849380
onseki bows to the turt
No.849381
at first she said she was sooo sorry and said she owed me for eating it all but then asked why i left it there because i should know she cant control herself around sweet stuff
No.849382
is polycarb rager here
No.849383
my saliva is tasting acidic
No.849384
the real seki is imprisoned while someone else impersonates him like jagar tharn its why he says he hasnt smoked in months
No.849385
wasnt there someone posting about NOT dipping too that was probably the imposter
No.849386
barclay is cool as hell
No.849388
is terry still dead
No.849389
wonder what masaokis is up to
No.849390
hes drinking sambuca in heaven now
No.849391
hate sambuca pastis and absinthe its undrinkable
No.849392
wonder if any past hima posters actually died
No.849393
should i play sims 4 again wheres the kenbo template
No.849394
canachink
etl guy
instigator
the real pnig
No.849395
the sims is for girls
No.849396
im girl
No.849397
never played the sims whats it like
No.849398
its grand strat for girls and sociopaths
No.849399
good thing im a sociopath
No.849400
hehe
No.849401
my personality type is described as sociopath
No.849402
nevermind actually
No.849403
my personality type is tard
No.849404
im incel
No.849405
never had a personality before whats it like
No.849406
im volcel
No.849408
firing up some quiznos got a classic italien
No.849409
im snoozecel
No.849410
turned on starman and started crying
No.849411
what should i play hima
No.849412
play hide the penny with sis thats what i do when im bored
No.849413
never played whats it like
No.849414
my hair doesnt smell anymore after using my own castile soap shampoo what a relief been battling stinky scalp for years
No.849415
im too good at that sushi bar
No.849416
you put a penny somewhere on you and then sis has to touch your body and look under your shirt and in your pants to find it and then when she finds it she hides the penny and you do the same for her
No.849417
castile soap works too good for me and takes out all the oil and makes my hair feel bad and my skin dry so i only use rosemary scented hair soap for my hair
No.849419
>>849408forgot that place existed
No.849420
dilute it more then you tard and add a carrier oil like jajoba
No.849421
flip you im NOT putting pignut oil in my castile soap
No.849422
card games pinch
No.849423
>>849416she could just hide it in her pussy and id lose every time
No.849424
>>849392two guys on the forum i posted on with herkz died one was a kid who died in his sleep and the other was a guy who killed himself after he got fired from walmart
No.849425
nice my gf deleted the schedule what a tard
No.849426
what was wrong with t he guy who died in his sleep
No.849427
wish herkz died
No.849428
never ate quiznos how is it
No.849429
>>849423after the first time you would know to check
No.849430
wish id die in my sleep
No.849431
you shouldnt want to die
No.849432
he had a heart problem he was a big time jew and also liked to code he was like 14 when he died the other guy was in his 20s
No.849433
cant believe i almost fell for the dentist meme of removing wisdom teeth its been almost a decade now and i have had no need to remove them
No.849435
wish i still had my wisdom tooth
No.849436
removing your wisdom teeth makes you npc
No.849438
but the doc gave me a big bottle of prescription drugs afterwards
No.849440
my wisdom teeth made it hard to eat anything for a week or so and they have been fine since
No.849441
i never brushed my teeth and never went to a dentist im NOT an npc all npcs have bright shiny teeth
No.849442
im too dumb for mmy gf
No.849443
why would sis hide a penny in her vagina pennies are disgustingly filthy
No.849444
so is sis
No.849446
wouldnt mind having a dirty minded and perverted sis who would let me flip her as long as i used a condom because then its NOT actually flipping its more like shes using her vagina to massage your penis
No.849448
still cant believe stefan died
No.849450
had a choice at the store of various types of pods but i chose tide pods because my pasted bro shad drew that
No.849451
paste
No.849454
is seki here i need to gloat about my paycheck to his face
No.849455
turned on life on mars and started crying
No.849456
pasted dave
No.849458
my wisdom teeth never came out so i still have them
No.849459
npcs hate pasted shadman
No.849460
yeah because hes basted
No.849461
norms
No.849462
Gaming with J 3 months ago
If people in this comment section knew how shadman got popular than the comments would be WAY different
i dont like this gaming with gay juy
No.849463
shadman is paste
No.849464
shad sucks
No.849465
he posts here
No.849466
i have never wanted to ban someone more in my life than when i read
>>849464 No.849467
dont understand the shad meme hes just a porn artist who gives a flip
No.849468
norms think hes epic
No.849469
tonight hima joins the hunt
No.849470
hunt in hell furfag
No.849471
im himafur
No.849472
ate way too much pizza hima i think this is it for me
No.849473
miss the furries
No.849475
never been a furry whats it like
No.849476
>>849452just realized theres a guy flossing in the background
No.849477
your eyes are drawn to norm memes
No.849478
says the biggest norm here
No.849479
wish i was baste like aris
No.849480
guess ill skip the 2lb of lasagna again tonight and go for something lighter like a tub of pudding
No.849482
im neetblog NOT the biggest norm
No.849483
>>849480how about some ice cream instead
No.849484
>>849480you are feasting too hard
No.849485
i get cold exceptionally easy so ice cream is out of the question the best thing about pudding is you can eat it warm or cold
No.849486
>>849485think you might be diabetic
No.849487
you think
No.849489
gonna grab a blueberry lemonade
No.849490
sugarnorm hours
No.849491
they call me the sweetblog
No.849494
whats kitty taste like
No.849496
nb likes savory things best
No.849497
salty coins and milk
No.849498
someone said it tastes like armpits
or maybe that was something else
No.849499
i eat canned whole chickens for breakfast
No.849501
>>849498what does armpit taste like
No.849502
neetblog actually only eats a few hundred calories a week his girth is a result of his extremely efficient metabolism
No.849504
should i dye my hair blue
No.849505
>>849501you should be able to reach your own
No.849507
yeah youll look cool as flip
No.849508
still dont know what human meat or kitty tastes like
No.849509
wish i was korean
No.849510
im talking real baby back ribs
No.849511
smoke em up
No.849512
wish i had some veal steak right about now
No.849513
koreans arent human
No.849514
neither am i
No.849515
im no longer human
No.849516
gonna eat some tuna and sardines
No.849518
do NOT know who that is
No.849519
hes basted brad
No.849521
gonna make my own dimmable desk lamp
No.849522
jerked shat bathed n shaved im worn out
No.849523
think i might ask my gf tomorrow any suggestions
No.849524
just replaced the drain hose on my dishwasher flip that was a lot more effort than i thought it would be
No.849526
getting a weird feeling in my chest after eating all that pizza i think this is really it
No.849527
if she wants to do something soon
No.849528
intel is really flipping up with this 9900k release
No.849529
>>849522what about work and studying
No.849530
cant sign into the overwatch servers gonna rage
No.849531
overwatch stinks
No.849532
wish i didnt pinch at sushi making
No.849533
just played the craziest limited match of all time esper versus esper i hit teferi on five and bolas clutches on six he had a ton of crazy legendaries but i ended up winning with that black one drop with menace after giving it on serras wings
No.849534
god made me a gamer but pranked me by NOT giving me the gaming gene
No.849535
>>849533what the fuck are you talking about
No.849536
hes talking about norm the gathering
No.849538
teferi norm
No.849539
gather in hell
No.849544
hate ross
No.849545
making some chicken and rice
No.849546
thinking about my gf again when im getting snacks for tomorrow sigh
No.849547
feasting
No.849548
cant believe this
No.849549
cant believe what
No.849551
im a flip flapping flapper
No.849552
>>849541why is that in a you laugh you lose compilation and also i need to watch the american police batsu game still
No.849556
the guitar solo is my favorite part
No.849558
nice linker
No.849559
neetblog wouldnt watch if i embedded it be sure to turn on subtitles
No.849560
wish i was in a jazz fusion band
No.849561
and i wish nekoten would punch me 3 times
No.849563
did NOT mean to post that i was watching it now i look like a creep jerking it to precure
No.849564
you're sick
No.849565
sick hima gonna morph see you later
No.849567
what the hell is wrong with australian people
No.849570
never had ramen before
No.849571
you fucking liar
No.849572
i lie about a lot of things but thats NOT one of them
No.849573
only one on hima that doesnt lie
No.849574
go get some ramen and try it then the raoh tonkotsu ramen is probably the closest you will get flavor wise to actual ramen from a restaurant and their noodles are double layered so their texture is closer to something you would get from a restaurant but you will need to add the toppings
No.849575
nah
No.849576
fuck you then asshole
No.849577
ramen is baste i go for it a few times a week
No.849578
should i start doing sous vide
No.849579
dumped a neetlog and showered gonna have some coffee and game
No.849580
what game
No.849581
mmy gfa
No.849582
are hispanics NOThing more than spanish snapbabies
No.849583
yeah
No.849584
the golden land
No.849586
love finns theyre basted
No.849587
woke up gonna wank
No.849588
last 100 posts were all funny laffed hard
No.849589
last 100 posts were all funny laffed hard
No.849590
only one on hima
No.849591
i woke up to 7 posts and skipped them all
No.849592
wish one of those mail bombs were addressed to me
No.849593
what bombs
No.849595
>>849593the ones that the media made up
No.849596
oh im NOT a norm so i dont even know whats happening
No.849597
the memes flow
No.849598
woke up hi
No.849600
gonna watch some deer skinning butchering and cooking videos
No.849601
watch human skinning butchering and cooking instead
No.849602
humans taste gross
No.849603
ive been fattening up my boy for a while im gonno feast tonight
No.849604
a neetblog could feed hima for years
No.849605
but what would hima be without nb
No.849606
hed be inside all of us
No.849607
consuming the fat of the blog gives you eternal life
No.849608
phew
No.849609
hehe my gf called to tell me the store shes at is incredibly dirty
No.849610
pasted
No.849611
she also asked what i was going to do tomorrow and when i said i didnt know she cleared her throat dont know if that was anything or just her clearing her throat normally
No.849612
pastenig finally gonno lose his virg for the 2nd time
No.849613
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No.849614
hi hima skipped work and just woke up hehe gonno take a shower grab myself a sub and then come back for some coffee and making sushi
No.849615
phew
No.849616
water was shutdown for some reason i had sperm on my hands and had yo clean them with bottled water now i see i have jo internet too what the hell
No.849617
simply lick the sperm off
No.849618
i see its probably because of thr construction nearby theyre hooking up the pipelines
No.849619
what is jo internet is it better than normal internet
No.849621
>>849616owned sexnorm
stew in your juices
No.849622
hehe forgot to post that vid earlier the wow one made me think of it
No.849623
norm souls
No.849624
couldnt be more norm than wow
No.849625
my dream is to spend the rest of my life playing video games and dying in my sleep
No.849626
just found out where the term paddy wagon came from
No.849627
link
No.849628
someone on craigslist is giving away a 20 gallon tank for free so if i can pick this one up i think ill do a dirted tank and buy a bunch of plants and let it cycle for a while with some of my already cultivated filter media then slowly buy plants for it
aquatic plants are expensive
No.849629
aquatic norm
No.849630
wait
couldnt i just get a heat lamp and fill a plastic sterilite container with all the stuff and then move it over to a tank when theyre big
No.849632
my gf called and said i was welcome to go with her and her friends to a college party tonight and start living the life of no sleep and going to parties often but i declined and said it would be weird
at least i know she has plans tonight so i wont ask her to do anything
No.849633
fool
No.849634
>>849632shes going to get flipped by random men at the party if you dont go with her
No.849635
she gave you the final hint with the throat clearing its over
No.849636
dont know if she realizes if it actually would be weird for someone in their late 20s to go to a party with a bunch of teens
after that she asked again what i was going to do on saturday i told her wake up and then go back to bed
No.849637
just do it she will tell them youre her boss and theyll suck your dick
No.849638
i would rather eat some lasagna and watch some tng and jerk it than go to a party
No.849639
>>849632idiot
you fucking idiot
you blew it you stupid flip
No.849640
stop being naive you dumb manbaby youre 28 already you have heen handed a perfectly good opportunity to gain experiences you missed because you spent the last ten years falling for the neet meme and roleplaying
just go to the damn party fucking hell go NOW
No.849641
turning on the dishwasher got water flowing but its scary it makes a loud thud occasionally when using the faucet hope it doesnt explode
No.849642
very unlikely but have a bucket handy
No.849643
ok the shower faucet scared me water shot out fast but everything seems fine now wonder why both the internet and water would get shutdown but NOT gas or electricity
No.849644
would rather have a nice quiet one on one night instead of go to a party with a bunch of teens with loud music and loud people
No.849645
boss messaged me on skype and said he needed help with something thankfully i have skype on my phone told him id be in his office in 10 put some clothes on real quick called an uber and ran here like a tard everything went fine but i almost had a heart attack
No.849646
also when the himako girl calls i can barely contain my laughter she told me she saw one of the cameras moving even though none of the cameras work in any of the stores she said it really quietly too there are lots of really long pauses between what she says something about her makes me laugh
No.849648
turned on starman and didnt cry then life on mars came on and i started crying
No.849649
crynorm
No.849650
dont stop me now came on right after oh my god this is horrible need to change it
No.849651
dad loves that song
No.849652
it makes me cry
No.849653
why are gay boomer songs making you cry
No.849654
because the martian
No.849655
gonna pop some popcorn and give my gf aNOTher call
No.849656
gonna jo to that one satoko sprite
No.849657
eating pizza and butt itches again
No.849658
ok im going to say i was eating popcorn and thinking about movies and ask if she knows if any new scary ones have come out and then ask her if she wants to see it some time
No.849660
bnig is a menace
No.849661
wish i had a himako girl coworker
No.849662
ask her if shes seen the haunting of hill house on netflix
teengirls love netflix
No.849663
old gm said he saw her look left then right and leave without saying anything
No.849664
remembering that time turt texted those hurtful words to that girl wish i was there to comfort her from that freak
No.849665
i respect women
No.849666
>>849641repaired ours for mom this year it was great
No.849667
simply lower the water pressure
No.849668
how about i lower my dick into your ass you fucking faggot
No.849669
i just put a lighter under the kitchen faucet as it was hissing the flame went out then water came out
No.849670
so its carbon dioxide is the water coming from a well or drilled table
No.849671
got the melonpan banner again
No.849672
what melonpan banner
No.849673
>>849664I vaguely remember this freshen my memory with some screen caps
No.849674
just woke up time to game
No.849675
what are you gaming
No.849676
FUCK gamers
No.849677
mmy gfa
No.849678
gonna fire up a game
No.849679
same
thinkin about firing up some blops
No.849680
went to piss and got an afk penalty in overwatch
No.849681
if i buy overwatch can i play with you
No.849682
sick of steam kin decks every second game
No.849684
should i post some my gf texts
No.849687
im home hima gonno have some coffee and play mmy gfa and order some pizza later
>>849682simply play punisher burn it autowins against RDW
No.849688
>>849670i dont know its a regular suburban water system why would a quick light of fire fix all the faucets probably just a coincidence
No.849689
wish i was smart enough for mmy gfa
No.849692
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gonna do it anyway hehe
No.849693
bored
No.849694
told her about the brake pads and she asked why i did it by myself and said again that we were supposed to do it together
her word choice could use some work
No.849695
coffee time
No.849697
she wants to suck your cock
No.849698
feel kind of bad saying i wouldnt go to whatever party she was talking about ill have to make it up to her somehow
No.849699
>>849691she has at least 20 iq points on me
No.849700
keep thinking about getting an action cam but the only place i would post the videos would be hima and if onsekis touge run videos are anything to go by nobody would watch these sigh
No.849701
>>849696ya but amd hasnt said anything yet so im NOT expecting much
No.849702
going to that party would be awful glad youre NOT going but now that shes invited you to something you gotta invite her back tomorrow to do something
No.849704
itll be dry sunday and i need to test out the suspension with the swaybars for the trackdays on november 1st and 2nd wonder if any hima people would watch my shakedown run
No.849705
>>849702was that really an invitation she only suggested i could go if i wanted
maybe coming from her thats as direct as she will get
No.849707
really disappointed how vr turned out i thought it would be something better by now
No.849709
wish i was baste like aris
No.849710
which do i suggest dinner or a movie or something else
No.849711
invite her over to your place and make some slurp juice with her
No.849712
doesnt have to be so formal just invite her over and decide what to do later
No.849713
maybe ill just ask tomorrow or some other time i just need to call her to tell her some stuff about tomorrow at my store
No.849714
picard just owned the HELL out of this old vulcan
No.849716
NOT good she didnt even pick up this might be it
No.849717
made some sandwiches
No.849718
ugh that creepy geezer from work is calling me again
No.849719
should i order pizza
No.849720
its over
No.849722
flip that roidhead
No.849725
>>849721im sure my homemade pizzas are better than the protein shake crap this tree stump makes
No.849726
i cant make my own pizza
No.849727
i hope its gluten and dairy free
No.849728
i dont see any protein powder around him just good wholesome foods unlike pizza
No.849730
>>849727there is no good cheese alternative
No.849731
*sips dr pepper*
yup just good wholesome food round these parts
No.849732
dr pepper is good for you thats why it was made by a doctor
No.849733
told mom i dont trust doctors as long as you dont eat filth you dont need to see one every year
No.849734
i eat filth
No.849735
pizza is a kid food
No.849737
my secret is joing x3 daily and sperming x5 daily
No.849738
secret to being a what
No.849739
secret to being a filthy pervnorm
No.849740
phew ok she called back she was getting homework done she said that she blames me entirely for her gaining 3lbs she didnt seem mad or any different from usual i guess asking if she wants to get something to eat would be a bit odd
No.849741
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No.849742
baste feedee girl
No.849743
3lbs is literally NOThing you lose more from pooping and being a little dehydrated
No.849744
beastmode engaged
No.849746
phew might prefer jk sanny
No.849747
no
No.849748
i would NOT have sex with myself or kiss myself
No.849749
gonno order pizza
No.849750
joing is sex with yourself
No.849751
why do you assume he jos
No.849752
because his hands dont have callouses
No.849754
i, neetblog, love aris
No.849755
alright some guy walked in so i told her i would call back just got off the phone with her shes still her normal extra giggly self NOThing has changed i didnt need to call her back because i told her everything in the first phone call this one went on for a while just us talking about things with lots of teasing happening
told her i would stop by tomorrow to take a look at her bike 'and stuff'
i told her i wouldnt be doing much anyway just sitting at home watching tng then i apologized sarcastically for NOT being an interesting person and she responded quickly telling me the opposite saying i was interesting
shes such a nice girl really like talking with her
No.849756
>>849753do headshots NOT exist in these popular console fps games
No.849758
she also told me to hide the sweets so i said i would just put them in a drawer and tape the drawer shut
she said that would be enough to stop her
No.849759
that reminds me gonna make a big pizza and watch jojo fuck ya can i get a brofist
No.849760
why are you watching jo
No.849761
sigh wish i had a my gfgirl to tease and have fun with but i might be too retarded to talk to one
No.849762
wish i had a stand
No.849763
i thirst
No.849764
nb is my stand
No.849765
i guess it is pretty fun talking with her and stuff cant explain it
No.849766
can i cosplay as ferengi if im taller than 6ft
No.849767
die tallmog
No.849768
should i watch ds9
No.849769
>>849756headshots do ~1.5x damage
No.849770
parents are gone until tomorrow gonno make a pizza soon and then crack open some blogweisers later tonight
No.849772
pizza is here time to feast
No.849773
what kind of pizza
No.849774
two layered
No.849775
every pizza is two layered
No.849776
sigh told my gf about a place that serves lasagna pizza and she said it sounded delicious
No.849777
stop making my gf fat
No.849779
feasted hard oh god
No.849780
the pizza is in the oven
No.849781
why did god make me a retarded blob o shite
No.849782
should i watch rwby
No.849783
no
No.849784
>>849777she weighs 114lbs and shes NOT going to get fat if theres no food at her place and shes hungry she said she just waits for someone to bring food back shes tard
No.849785
what the FUCK
No.849786
how do i talk in discord
No.849787
what do you mean
No.849788
everyone is in voice chat
No.849789
join the voice channel
No.849790
click on the voice chat channel name
No.849791
it doesnt work flip it
No.849792
Hey neety-b get on voice chat
No.849793
imagined seki to have a deeper voice and turt sounds like a guy trying to make his voice deeper
No.849794
diet coke is new coke with a sugar substitute and coke zero is coke classic with a sugar substitute
No.849795
chadseki is freakshaming
No.849796
die voicenorms
No.849797
holy shit haysuz sounds like a fucking retard
No.849798
yeah i guess he wasnt lying
hes an actual freak that belongs on hima more than normtron or chadseki
No.849799
he never finished high school
No.849800
i never finished highschool
No.849801
learned my mom didnt finish high school a few months ago
No.849802
neber fineshed hyskool
No.849803
can you go back and finish highschool
No.849804
ya
No.849805
until youre like 22 yeah but you need to go to a private school
No.849806
think id rather just continue being a worthless manbaby staring at the wall making sushi and joing all day
No.849807
degen
No.849808
die voicenorms what the flip is this shite ban the norms that can use a mic including yourself
No.849809
im just listening
No.849810
turts southern accent is baste
No.849811
i fuck man ass
No.849812
i joined and seki said i was a voicemogger now im just sitting in here
No.849813
wonder if the party my gf invited me to was a halloween party i think i dodged a bullet this time
No.849814
go as touma
No.849815
is neetyb still in
No.849816
still in what
No.849817
normyb
No.849818
cant hear anything on normcord it doesnt work
No.849819
theyre just normbabbling about cars and jobs
No.849820
what else do npcs talk about besides how fast their metal horses go or how awful their job is
No.849821
the big game
No.849822
now turts ranting about his sb conspiracies
No.849823
No.849824
blank you
No.849825
gonna have some fish and crisps
No.849826
onseki sounds like a run of the mill chadnorm
No.849827
he sounds like jonah hill
No.849828
that otanorm gooey sounds exactly how he posts 100% dairy free soy
No.849829
mmy gf is making me rage
No.849831
forgot to check hima all night i was voicing it up and playing gran turismo 4
No.849832
stop playing card games that dont even use a 52 card deck
No.849833
wish i couldve voice chatted but i didnt have anything to say
No.849834
im deafmute
No.849835
never talked before whats it like
No.849836
its kind of like a game of chess that youre already losing at the start
No.849837
feel weird now that the chats over because i wasnt censoring myself and i have no clue if my roommates were listening
No.849839
i am just furniture
No.849840
im an ottoman
No.849841
better than an otaman
No.849843
never been to ota whats it like
No.849844
>>849842fell asleep to this last night
No.849845
nice got flac playback working on my phone seems like they started removing the flac codecs for some reason
No.849846
thinking about my gf again wonder what shes doing at the party
No.849847
urge to shite badly disappeared for some reason
No.849848
dipe
No.849849
the poop biodegraded in your body
No.849850
my gf is getting drunk and making bad decisions
No.849851
she's going to suck dick get over it
No.849852
all the anime im watching this season comes out on friday so i blow through it and then im bored the rest of the week
No.849853
same
i jusy download everything on monday and watch one episode a day until the next monday
No.849854
havent watched any anime other than one piece since february and im still over a hundred episodes behind
No.849855
my gf was out having fun at a party while bnig stayed home and spied on the voice chat of his mortal enemies
No.849856
he should have jumped in i wanted to chat with him but maybe the turt and kenbo mongoose and snake feud was too much for him
No.849857
File: 1540613643708.png (1.64 MB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru! - 04….png)
No.849858
should i watch that
No.849859
yes
No.849860
>>849852same its all friday just got super on sunday
No.849861
it seems pretty often that my gf tells me i should sign up for dating sites or find a girl what does that mean seki can you help
can she tell im a flipping retard or is she trying to get me to do something with her or does she actually just want me to get a gf
No.849862
>>849855i just got home i was sitting in the dark water store until i started my vfr and i went for a nice night ride until now
No.849863
>>849861she wants you to be more confident
shes throwing you obvious signs that you were missing her earlier signs
No.849864
how do i be myself
No.849865
went for a tiny drive to wawa to grab some pizza combos
parked at a park and snacked while listening to npr on the radio and i turned all the lights off besides the brake lights i bet the car looked cool blacked out
No.849866
was it friday night jazz on npr or is that a local thing
No.849867
mom went kart racing with her friends from work but for some reason she got scared of going fast and they lapped her five times
No.849868
nice tardmom
No.849869
hell yeah put the pedal to the metal
No.849870
>>849863what should i do tomorrow i told her i would stop by
No.849871
haysuz should build a pc with a new A8-7680
No.849872
hehe
No.849873
>>849866some interview with a scientist about an island in hawaii disappearing
No.849874
>>849870lunch and some shopping
take her to a motorcycle shop or yard sales or something
No.849875
dont buy her anything obviously
No.849876
dont get advice from anybody just be yourself
No.849877
>>849828turt liked this 👍
No.849878
just went 5-0 in comp constructed with punisher burn last game i goldfished a golgari player hehe
No.849879
i guess i already buy her stuff in the form of food that i buy for the other people in my store but its always just me and her and she always repays me usually twofold
gonna tell her i want to take her on a touge run and see what she says when we first met she said my bike was really pretty and when i explained how on the vfr you can hit 70 and NOT NOTice until you look at the speedo she said she wanted to ride a bike like that
is the age difference NOT that big of a deal shes 8 years younger than me maybe the mental retardation makes up for it
sigh i know this is beyond annoying for most people i never had anything like this happen to me i never thought anyone could do anything other than dislike me when it came down to it gonna watch some tng generation and snooze and drink some berry blue pop and skip the lasagna
No.849880
hello is this the keisatsu
No.849881
im innocent
No.849882
woke up from my nap had a horrible nightmare pretty sure i was sleepshrieking the whole time gonna have some coffee and play mmy gf
No.849885
hell yeah make sushi on
No.849886
>>849882i think the ucc is giving me heart problems i may have to stop
No.849887
i get the bloggin because once upon a time a girl showed me attention when i was convinced i was an inhuman freak and luckily big bro turt pilled me for years before this and i had extremely low expectation and even less real interest
but nonetheless i still blogged and felt embarrassed about it later but it was all one big learning experience for me and it only took one more encounter with a female to realize that i truly despise them and have no interest in either sex nor companionship its all a big waste of time
No.849888
my dad is seven years older than mom and they started dating when she was 15
No.849889
your dad is ped
No.849890
>>849540>>849842should i watch this
No.849891
obviously idiot its ross
No.849892
nah you can safely skip
No.849893
nah
No.849895
gonna eat some peanut butter with a fork because im a fucking retard
No.849896
used to love eating peanut butter and sugar sandwiches
No.849897
are you stupid peanut butter and sugar what the hel
No.849898
dont knock it till you try it
No.849899
>>849879go for a touge run with her and record it
No.849901
wish i had never been formally pilled but even before that term existed the truth about women and natural selection was obvious to me and it didnt take me very long to realize i was incompatible with girls on some really basic level
NOT saying i cant talk to them and play around but theres something missing in my brain where a norm might feel the compulsion to talk to women or be in their company
never felt truly stimulated talking to a woman the time ive spent with them reminds me lf watching baby cartoons like bob the builder or caillou everything they say and think is dumbed down to preschool levels
No.849902
playing a thousand year storm deck since i got four from packs its fun
No.849903
theres a weird white string in the toilet water every time i pee
No.849904
nice i got one as a prize from the comp constructed wins feel like trying it out but i dont have enough cards
No.849905
kind of want to play mmy gf with my himafriends
No.849906
Having a panic attack
No.849907
>>849900I won five time and lost zero in Magic the Gathering Arena's event "Competitive Constructed", in which you pay a fee to play best-of-three matches against random opponents until you lose twice or win five times, whichever comes first, and receive rewards pasted on your number of wins.
I competed in such event using a deck known as "Punisher burn", for its unortodox usage of "Punisher" cards (
picture related), which let your opponent choose between two effects (they choose how the card is going to punish them, hence the name).
"Playing against a Goldfish", is the practice of playing without an opponent as in drawing a starting hand and proceeding to continue to play until an opponent who does NOThing to stop you from accomplishing the gameplan is defeated. Defeating a real playing that did NOT have any real impact on the game is called "Goldfishing".
No.849908
pasted
No.849909
flip you smartnorm
No.849910
>>849899i dont have anything to record it on
>>849901shes nice and cute and her retardation only makes her more appealing plus we have a lot of shared interests and make eachother laugh and tease eachother i guess thats just flirting
No.849911
is reeses peanut butter any better than jif or skippys
No.849912
think i might have to jerk it to some roll
No.849913
theres the thing you can invite her to do anything and if shes NOT interested she will make up an excuse and that will be it and you will know if shes interested or NOT thats your worst case scenario
No.849914
ya
No.849915
HATE peanut butter its vile
No.849916
got a stronger sense that shes at least somewhat interested or at least incredibly nice when she invited me to go to a party tonight
if i invited her out and she said no because it would be weird i would feel pretty shitty thats exactly what i did to her it might have been a hollow invitation knowing i would say no though
No.849917
its the best thing ever synthesized
No.849919
hello there little lady mind if i jack it to you
No.849920
what is synthohol anyway
No.849921
she would never say no outright shed give an excuse and maybe shed say no thinking you were just giving her a hollow invitation as well
No.849923
>>849920fake alcohol that doesnt impair you beyond a slight buzz
No.849925
ate a almost full tub of nut butter
No.849927
gonna jerk it to that one roll is just too sexy
No.849929
there is no possible way i could regret such an act
No.849932
why is she peeing
No.849933
how come i cant have a rollgf
No.849934
>>849923wish that existed in real life
No.849935
im permanently buzzed because of a lack of brain cells
No.849936
gonno watch that ross vid and then some one piece
No.849937
>>849934you can buy light beer
No.849939
why are there cannabis and opiate receptors in the brain
theyre specific receptors that react to corresponding substances what was god thinking
did god want us to get high and activate our brains
No.849941
hate these dumb 2 second youtube vids
some mate is making money and subscribers just for uploading ripped sound files from games
No.849942
why cant it be you
No.849944
roll no
No.849945
わははははははー
No.849946
yes roll dont stop
No.849949
is there a semen sensor in sexy ladies
No.849950
you bet
No.849951
oh yeah
No.849952
megaman games suck and have always sucked the gameplay was terrible for the series entire life and regardless of skill the games are all unnecessarily difficult
No.849953
found a great jacking song can i post it
No.849955
oog me live organ sample me jack
No.849956
gonna snooze before you post it sexnorm
No.849957
yeah megaman blows
No.849959
>>849952the games are easy and the gameplay is one of the best youre just mad because you pinch
No.849961
the gameplay is worse than super mario 2 who are you kiding
megaman is so low on the list of quality sode scrollers its a womder they even bothered to make 20 or more flipping games with zero plot
No.849962
mario blows and you suck
No.849964
is that a guy
No.849965
its a female
No.849966
yeah
No.849967
doubt its a girl the face is mannish and so is the belly and the hips are NOT girl hips
No.849968
your expectations are way too high from jacking it to 2d drawings
No.849969
no
No.849971
manface yes
No.849972
dont know dont care
No.849973
>>849967definitely a girl look at her shoulders and arms
No.849975
all i see are man arms and man shoulders and the gloves are a dead giveaway dont you remember chisame
No.849977
definitely a guy you can easily tell now without the makeup
No.849978
should i crack open a blogweiser
No.849979
hell yeah
No.849984
crackin open the blogweisers
No.849985
normweiser
No.849986
drinker hours guess ill go do some yardwork
No.849987
its 2am
No.849989
if a guy plays a catboy character in a mmo what does that say about their personality
No.849991
says that hes a pederast
No.849992
>>849987thats the best time for yardwork since its nice and cool and theres no norms to see you
No.849994
konchyasu
No.849995
whats wrong with catboys theyre cool
No.849996
yeah theyre cool alright
No.849998
im on blogweiser number three
No.849999
thats too much
No.850000
gonno snoze and loze
No.850002
>>849999im on the fourth one now
No.850003
you have a problem
No.850004
ate some chicken sandwiches phew
No.850005
how did you make those chicken sandwiches
No.850006
it was a recipe of my own creation
No.850008
gonna go to bed
No.850009
cant believe ive got boneitis
No.850011
literally baste
No.850012
>>850010basted as hell i applaud mister incel
No.850013
he owned those norms good on him for NOT letting them get away with it
maybe next time theyll think twice before butting their nose into other peoples business im also sure they didnt tell the whole story and likely did a lot worse and jfl at the foid blaming him on her divorce
No.850014
why are they painting them as the victims when they ruined christmas for him
No.850015
made coffee
No.850016
how do i get in the halloween spirit
No.850018
nice voice i would relax with you
No.850019
>>850016jerk it to hallokids
No.850020
woken up by a text from my gf guess ill start watching some tng