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how do i boost this girl senseless


you dont


she is unboostable



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this is more common than you think


got aNOTher blackout win


oh cunnilingus mouse started double clicking this is the end


ban this fucking guy already


is this the thread


きぃう sensei is my favorite satoko artist is that ok


too late


im too dumb for fgo


should i pick up some kratom


sigh wish i could eat lasagna watch tng and post on hima


never jod to megumin is it ok now


sighing pretty hard right now






got left behind


same sigh


mom made slaw


love a good slaw



thought it was dead hours why did nobody tell me


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oh no


nice chinks


Got left behind sigh how did that guy bypass the word filters he called someone a retarded faggot


baste flipping intel


stop being a retarded faggot skipper


Bitch lasagna


These words are so vile and disgusting truly the uneducated masses feel comfortable throwing them around i on the other hand do NOT


youve shown us why youre retarded now when do we get to see why youre a faggot


yardwork time


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alice no


did you see the one where shes a robot


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alice yes


why is he called sis larp if its NOT live action


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just finished up a solid musou session hima love these games


tried to think of a clever way to spin that into mousou session but im NOT smart enough


i wouldnt be able to either


starting to enjoy the idea of a sleeper pc like finding an old case and filling it with modern hardware


go to snooze


finished my yardwork holy flip am i sweaty


why are you doing yardwork at 3am


i can do it whenever i damn well please




ive been thinking of the same thing die impersonator


hate linus hate his face


gonno pee brb


no peeing


gonna pee too


guess ill pee as well


peed and also brushed my teeth now im ready to snooze


peed but didnt brush my teeth time to snooze


night boys


peed might snoze soon


did everyone else go to sleep


im here


no im here thinking


thinking about what


about what really happened on october 4th 1986


what happened


rudolf and kyrie killed everyone for money




gonna snoze hima see you later





accidentally quick snoozed


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wish i had a corn dog right about now



woke up to a mosquito buzzing around my ear


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wish to eat a nice meal



gonna play rs3


just woke up thinking about what to do today


just stepped on a piece of broken glass this is NOT good


man up


woke up hi


broke the light fixture as a tard child once and stepped on a ton of glass still have the scars all over my feet


cant believe nobody told me what creamstyle chesecake is yet



nah go to hell footjo


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hooooooooooooooooooo boy




gonna go to the asian market mom told me they sell tom yum soup broth stuff there for 4$ so ill get some of that and more sriracha and sesame oil


get some bidik soup


im going to get my hands on those little piggies and there aint NOThin you gonna do about it


die sexnorm


why is he still eating the same meal as months ago


memes son




crying anyways dont need to fakecry over a video


hi hima at work hows it going



i got 50g of seaweed some bona fide thai chili oil some tom yum soup mix and finally the cheapest chipotle nese sesame oil they had there
one day i will buy the 17$ metal can of sesame oil


apple autocorrect is annoying me i meant cheapest possible sesame oil


making a salami sandwich


Hi work I'm dad


lately ive been specifically buying the most expensive versions of things especially foods



tardlaughing at the over editing


got the schedule for next week no days with my gf


saw this one a while back was alright



its cold hima


made myself a mug of coffee and then poured it down the drain


gonno leave the office and get myself a coke zero i may be addicted to it


feelin cool


how cool


too cool


do something cool


im cool


wonder if i can make kombu out of this seaweed


love a frosty weather its the best when the house is nice and clean and i can get under a blankie have some hot coffee or tea and relax


stay frosty


still getting a short circuit after replacing the caps probably need to replace the resistors


first name gay
last name retard


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proud tard


can anyone please answer my question


oooooooog me tard you tard


i belong in the tard nation


i sleep on the floor now like a real beast


i shite in the catbox


justify your hot showers virgin


really hate raidsugi its like i come here every day to feel anger and agony


only norms shower because you cant smell your own stink its for the sake of others


Hi cool I'm dad


where are the raiders i will take care of them


love the sound of the tree leaves rustling outside my window. breezy days are the best i wish i could feel it in here


oh theres one


i would feel very bad banning someone who hasnt posted since the 18th for a post like that is this your wish


Does anyone wanna die


mom brought popeyes


moms at work


mom collects alimony and neets it up



just ate this entire creamstyle cheesecake it was 1lb
cant wait to get home to eat 2lbs of lasagna again




pasted bloater going after neetblogs title


dont know what a creamstyle cheesecake mena


me neither thats why i waited 2 days before eating it


can men get alimony


my brake pads have arrived


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should i get this


thats a sexy lady magnet


ordered some control arms


get a spindle too


hey turt is that you






gave the dog a neetcut it looks tard as hell


post a pic



turt has deca dick


gth picnorm


turns out i did get the refund but in the form of store credit thats lame but better than NOThing i guess


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no but my flyinmiata swaybars came
i NOTiced in the pictures from that last trackday that im getting enough bodyroll to pull the tire off the asphalt some hoping this will stop it without changing the handling characteristics or making it too stiff im already on pretty stiff springs for a 2400lb streetcar


just woke up gonna play some mmy gf and have some coffee


do any cool burnouts with that thing



i read mmy gf like tim heidecker says yyes


guess ill wank


love picking my nose


is it cool to say very nice yet


very cool


i want to be cool very nice




fucking hate koreans they need a good nuke


north koreans are baste


so pasted


sis invites her friends over to do kpop dance sessions she tells me to NOT come out of my room when theyre practicing


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gonna order some jo coffee


what are the ingredients


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get some linus coffee


they try so hard to look and act white but they will never be white no matter how much makeup and plastic surgery they get i truly pity the coreans such a hopelessly pathetic society that can only impersonate other cultures


never had canned coffee before


i love jerkin it to korean girls?


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are you a fucking retarded why did you never drinked ucc coffee can its classic


maybe because hes NOT a flipping soy who needs sugary meme coffee at $2 a can when he can simply brew a pot




hey turt whats a good pill machine for the aniracetam


dislike soy sauce


being korean seems like hell especially growing up there so i cant blame them for being insane


NOT like growing up in america is any better


did you know koreans are born at age 1 so a korean girl who says shes 13 is actually 12 watch out for that


korean lgfs are NOT pasted


i dont believe that


knew a family of koreans and the sister was very developed and would always physicall


would always what


they live in little closets in massive 20 story buildings with 1000 other chinks who make enough money to live but have NOThing to spend their money on
the women are all too reflappered to get bfs and the men are all too beta and soy to get gfs so everyone looks acts and dresses androgynously to conform to the aesthetic that their idols have
all this on top of compulsory military service all the men of any real character lose the best years of their life and cant get gfs because the white envy soychinks took them all while they were serving


ill continue the post later after the guy above stops spamming


i remember reading that koreans wait til their kids are like 5 to circumcise them


flip you gooklover


why would they circumcize them at all


its vestigial


arerere are are
arere chan wo wo wo


got my first period


die norm


rainwalked to the butcher bought some veal brains time to feast



tried to explain to mom that the explosive scare today was a false flag


finally home hima gonno have some coffee and orange cake


getting better at soldering


new gm called to run a transaction and at the end said thank you sir and i thougut he was talking to someone else then he said 'thats you'


what if global warming is being caused by all those skylake refreshes


one volcano eruption has a higher effect on global warming than all of human history


wrong again retard


NOT true actually volcanoes contribute to global cooling if anything


varg said none of it matters since were entering aNOTher mini ice age


because the inside is hot so you gotta let it burst every now and then


all the sexy ladies are going to die like uliana during the ice age we gotta do something to keep them warm


flipping them will keep them warm


if they die then peds die which is a good thing


why would peds die


they will just start flipping teens like pnig


there are no pure peds on himasugi just a bunch of larpers trying to fit in with the antiquated epic sexy ladycon meme


i wake up extra early to jerk it to sexy ladies


i assure you can enjoy a lot



skipped the fuck out of that one


dumped and showered


stop dumping


new kai w gonna watch this one


gonna watch lgr


i really wish i had an intimidating accent like this


theres NOThing intimidating about it


just listen to him talk its very intimidating


nah he sounds like a flipping retard


he sounds like a nerd


youre the retard here


yeah im a retard so what


and children
none were spared the masters wrath


turt please


how come blankets in the tng are sequined


mom says i have to find a game thats 3 players


almost forgot to pay the old credit card bill


never had a credit card whats it like


it is free money


can i buy a lgf or a pmy gff


need to dump


im back got myself an onion and cream lays and chocolate




did you forget the creme betweens


i did NOT


cant win in mmy gf all the starter decks pinch and i have no cards



need to sperm inside a sexy lady or pmy gff stat



whats a pmy gff


pt gf


just shaved with the ol safety razor im a pro now
brushed my tooth too theyve been feeling weird since i stopped dipping on monday


thats the cancer forming


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thinking about my gf again and all the times she was giving me opportunities




she just wants to be friends


wish i had friends


she wants the bbc


wouldnt mind having a friend like her the biggest thing is that she doesnt hate me
keep thinking back to how she sounded when i said we actually wouldnt be working together on friday i think we both wanted to spend some time face to face


gotta close up shop and get some 'tooth paste' on the way home hehe


bring back the gran filter


if i play against aNOTher merfolk im gonno end it on stream


ive already ended it


wish i could talk to mom but she always uses the my head hurts excuse whenever i try


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talk about what


i dont get it


anything ive never had a conversation with mom in my life


chicken sandwiches were extra sloppy today


mom is my best friend we talk all the time about everything and our tastes and personalities are very similar so its nice






i get along really well with mom and talk to her a lot but our tastes and personalities are very different


i am afraid of mom


same shes a rager


mom and i have similar interests and vague opinions on certain things but mom loves socialism and hates guns so there are some things we fundamentally agree on
if mom didnt have maternal instinct she would probably be libertarian
socialism is a female perspective they love equality


*certain things we disagree on


nice tardmom


my mom loves ayn rand and free markets and shes very stoic and blasè thats what i like about her


wish mom was cold and calculating and didnt get hung up on morality and normality theyre really stiffling to free thought



socialism is baste




never cared about the technorm amd versus intel shite its like console wars


wish i had things to talk about with mom


ok hima im gonna do it


stream it


i mean buy some pants ive been wearing the same tight pair for 3 months now


mom doesnt seem to understand the second amendment at all no matter how many times i explain it
she does that npc thing where she picks at the argument with meaningless points like “do you really think youre going to take on the government with an ar-15” or “they didnt have semi automatic rifles in 1780”
antigunners are brainlets i dont care how many grade schoolers get shot to pieces or how many dumb niggers in chicago die because being slaughtered and enslaved by your government is far worse


just bring up vietnam if she says the take on the government thing she cant counter it


shes right


gunorms are crazy


how can you protect your lgf without guns


a civilized society without weapons is NOT actually civilized they are just blinded by the illusion of safety and personal freedom
if you dont have enough power to defend yourself and everything you care about you are just a slave


you are blinded by your wrong perception that a non violent society canNOT exist because you live in 56% america
once your community is composed of NOThing but three digit iq humans guns become NOThing but a detriment in case someone goes schizo


sis wants to watch ccs with me


watch and start joing to sakura


time to snooze


is it reasonable to spend 200 dollars on chinos hima
id get black blue khaki grey and mustard brown


you mean on just one then yes




just get some wranglers at walmart


theyre on sale 40 dollars per pair
maybe ill get the 3 safe colors now and get the untraditional ones later


i really want the olive green color but theyre out of my size and i already own mustard brown pants



norm vid dont click


that was obvious from the thumbnail


dont you already have a couple get just two and $120 of $amd stock


drafted a golgari deck with my last 5000 gold



too late i got 5 more pairs and asked if they had any in olive but the closest was vegas


get one of these instead


i just lost to the worst player ive even seen with the worst deck ever because i drew 6 lands in a row


got a bad case of bloody ass




that was me


sounds like this guy has a nice teengf must be that great personality girls always go for


what is his status


25 to life


you wouldnt draft WB before the orzhov release


i dont know what that means but i probably would
im flipping reflappered


love a good wb


i just pick strong dudes and ignore effects


im the most reflappered one on hima


hu hu hu me tard me flap



big bone


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if youre going to translate a manga why NOT translate to words that actually exist


its all about the memes


minnaぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ! denpa binbiーーnんんんんん!?


what are you shabbering about norm


oog me live organ sample me jo


im on 6 wins wish me luck hima


good luck


really excited to wear these new chinos and get a lgf or a pmy gff


play a game that requires skill instead of luck


skill and luck are NOT opposites


100 percent reason to remember the name


yeah they are




phew i won thanks for the luck hima


im a lucklet


as soon as the scapenorms all quit the board gets flooded with mmy gfnorms fuck you hima


scape and mmy gf are very traditional retardy games


sis wont stop eating retards


basted filterseki


yeah i already watched that




sigh trolled again




gonna wear my black chinos tomorrow hell yeah




canNOT have black chinos because kitty is calico


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the hima mansion


theres two chink bitches standing out front
you know what to do turt


thats himako


uhhh turt haha


im on 6 wins wish me luck hima


good luck


live and let lol


im flapped


need to think of a way to ask my gf to do something


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hell yeah


mindblowing that people can play work simulation games like this for hundreds of hours


...yeah.. ....real... ...mindblowing........


saw this before but didnt post it


seeing a watermark anywhere on a video pisses me off


i lost to a vraska emblem because my lotleth giant was in my last 11 cards




imagine if scape paid us real money for playing their game


flip you turt


youd have to pay me to play scape since its just like a job i guess some people are natural born npc slaves


i make $1k a week rwting


i had a huge board after playing izoni i had like 14 creatures and he 5 but if he blocked optimally hed come out ahead so i couldnt attack then he drew soot left me with two creatures and him with three and emblemed vraska i killed one of his with deadly visit and a trade would leave the board empty but he top decked removal and won


i wish some rich guy just decided to give me some of his wealth just for the fuck of it wouldnt that be so cool


same then i could just play video games and it wouldnt matter that im a fat balding incel freak


i think about this all the time


can i play mmy gfa if i have a sub 80 iq


why NOT marry a rich old gay guy


seki filter all mmy gf terminology to scape talk


mmy gf is easy


shameless self bump


someone with below 80 iq wouldnt be able to understand what the cards do


im terminally reflappered


i dont understand any of this


even a six year old sexy lady could play mmy gf dont worry


never played card games never will


wish a six year old sexy lady would be my gf


mmy gfmmy gfmmy gfmmy gf


i play summoned skull in attack position


it takes a while to get the hang of it even if youve played card games before just keep playing


really thinking of my gf now this is NOT good


my gf or my gf




im tard


die gfnorm


why does riker look like some kind of gremlin when he smiles


stayed out too late getting chinos to cook the lasagna so 1lb of mac and cheese will have to do




youre a droid and im a groid


im so lonely save me


these ones are actually chinos the last ones i had were just jeans with a different fabric
these ones have just 4 pockets and the buttons are plastic instead of metal and there are no rivets


simply acquaint yourself with a nice teengirl




im scared of children


wish i was low iq enough to enjoy the company of femoids


my gf likes when i ramble on about mundane things i think she likes seeing me get excited and passionate about something


love any scene with data in it so much dont know what it is


pasted hopeless romantics


you identify with a robot because youre autistic


you mean im retard


im teentard


im pasted

im pasted

fuck yeah im pasted

pasted pasted pasted

oh yeah

pasted pissssss pasted

hell yeah fucking pasted

oh yeah fucking pissssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss


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my gf


guys its nozawas birthday say something nice


why are you saving samples


i don't know how to get the full size


if i was a girl i would have a body like that


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my gf (she flat)


nice hairy pussy


her words were that she likes 'seeing me fangirl' about things so i get really in depth about some things and she soaks it all up and asks questions


simply save the full size




do you think there are people on 4/jp/ posting in those touhou pic dump threads that have been doing the same thing for a decade now



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no the people who post in generals and imagedumps are from 2016> at best


green ban



im a raging goblin


4/jp/ is a flipping joke


just like modern hima


otaku are a joke


himas pasted


used to love a good touhou imagedump and wich 2hu wud u poop with


gonno make me some tuna melts and watch one piece


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BIG sigh




gonno seesnza acknowledge


stop eating tuna
stop sperming
stop jerking and stop jacking


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slut sanae


whats tuna got to do with it


nice number 3


what are sanaes 10 desires


1 cock
2 cock
3 cock
4 cock
5 cock
6 cock
7 cock
8 cock
9 cock
10 cock


ban these jpteens


hated that fucking nubro meme so much


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1 - To be pure
2 - To reject lewdness
3 - To smile every day
4 - To be righteous
5 - To show others the path of purity
6 - To show others that lewdness is a disease
7 - To free /jp/sies from the slavery of sexual urges
8 - To erase misery
9 - To find dreams anywhere she goes
10 - For the whole world to be happy


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hello is this keisatsu yes i would like to report a hanzai in kono watashis machi


is neetblog here i need to ask him something


its a raid


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yes it is i pasted neetblog



theyre approaching the tyrannosaur paddock


im here but im about to go for a walk


thinking about it now a lot of /jp/ memes suck hard


ok ill ask you later when you get back i dont want to let it bother you


the jay and everything on it was amazing


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used to steam jans now i steam niggers


guys remember gunz korean style having some wild flashbacks rn


loved jerkin it to this little slut


gunz pinched


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what is it i cant see it


waha lifting up her shirt and letting a nice oniisan touch her chest


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the guy who owns a cappuccino got aNOTher jdm car for his collection its a blue sera


ill have to post about that when seki is awake


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Ask me anything! (゚∀゚;)


phew made myself three melts hima gonno feast


whats a jdm car


cars intended for the japanese domestic market


does anyone have the picture of zun that for years was the only picture of him out there


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okay im back from my walk ask away


fuck you go take your walk already


that was a fast walk did you spend all that time preparing just to get more food from the fridge


it was only a mile long walk


just lost the third tutorial match in mmy gfa


yardwork time


hehe it was the same one >>844187


what were you going to ask me


what you thought of nekoten


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ive become obsessed with scents


thinking about the old days on /jp/


stop buying chink garbage


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whats the third tutorial boss i skipped the tutorial


no the low res one that people used as a template and drew all the characters clothes on


le hat wearing beer man


i could never k style i only could pull off a weak butterfly


same i couldnt either but then again i was like 13 at the time


my gaymness level peaked at 17 realized now i havent played anything for about a month


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wonder how juicy sexy lady kitty smells like


did you NOT have a sister


i hate that bitch


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which deck should i use


get asked many questions but people but rarely have to ask others anything am i a wise sage


NOT that one either


your kitty looks like a flat tire


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found it


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they all pinch hard but i think you get white black for your first daily which is as bad


NOT as bad i meant


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hope i get hit by a car walking to grab breakfast tomorrow


why would you hope for that


i was thinking the same thing


you can flip jks for 20k yen in japan


are you speaking from experience




mod abuser




wish i didnt use all my wcs on stompy to begin with its a lot more fun playing a real deck thats NOT just rng where every game is the same


havent used any wcs yet


abusing mod privileges to check ips


that response doesnt look like someone who looked at ips to me it just looks like a joke post


alright gonno snooze see you later


have a good snooze




please just flipping end me god damn it im begging you just fucking kill me


dead hours


eatint ramen at work hell yea


missed my bus




gonna make coffee and do house work all day


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miss when anime was something western norms steered clear of


anime has always been norm


im norm


im incel


feelin dry


get wet


speaking of incels should i get more stuff to put in the back so that my gf will blame me for gaining 2lbs



why are there gf norms here


simply filterseki being basted again


oh i almost raged there


had a weird dream about hima


its just nigspam remember its only ok when he does it


its NOT


didnt get hit grabbing breakfast hopefully a plane crashes into my house at lunch


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wish i looked like this


phew same imagine waking up to that every morning


new sonic racing game next year hima sooooooniiiiiccccccc


if i were a woman id let everyone on here flip me for free


as for me i would NOT let anyone here touch me


just realized i have a huge hip to waist ratio


i want to look like zyzz


woke up


go back there




did no jo september and became a sexy lady


thats NOT how it works


wish i could wake up every morning and fondle my breasts and admire my slim belly but also have a nice fat cock to stroke


how does turt feel about the my gf saga


i do this but i have smalldick


flip this im going on hrt and let everyone here flip my ass


no thanks faggot


this is the deck i was talking about seth made a video about it


wonder what it feels like to flip a boyhole
weve all taken a big poop before im pretty sure thats an approximation of what being flipped feels like


most penises are larger than large poops


its probably like a poopbone


why am i an anomaly



i dont think this is true but maybe the water just reflects the poop weirdly and makes it look bigger


are you asking to decide if you want to continue it or NOT
its annoying but NOT as annoying as momgf was


bh slimdick


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92% of penises are under 5.5"



they called me robby thickdick back in gradeschool


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i dont get it


is that shotaseki


baste boomer


psone now that was a good console


you mean the original playstation or the psone


preferred the dreamcast


whats with the chanta ran


thats the wife


thats pasted


himako girl is at goat bosss store shes going to be calling in transactions today her voice is pretty deep


its the same thing



im shutting down the servers for runescape say goodbye to your precious game


good riddance


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really liking these chinos hima theyre comfy and dont give me an overly obvious vpl


dont think ive ever owned the ps1 my cousin had it so i played some games at his house i only had the snes then i got the ps2 pretty early and he was stoked


i had nes genesis snes psx ps2 gc and xbox


get some visvim chinos


the xbox was weird to me it was green and looked like a playstation knockoff


i already went all in on levis chinos


brute force was beast


levis are sweatshop poop


never played a physical snes in my life
no one i knew had one after the n64 came out when i was 2


are you telling me these chinos were made by the hands of a small inexperienced sexy lady


mm.. im horny now


got a new pack of almond rounds finna crack this badboy open


what consoles was road rash on i remember playing that only games on snes i had were mk and batman


actually i think my cousin had mk my mom really hated violent games my first violent game was when i was a lot older it was splinter cell for the wii


my first violent game was gta3 right when i got off the bridge i started running people over and me and my dad laughed at the squish sound they would make it was great


practicing my penguinwalk must assert dominance


my gf likes telling me stories about her dads new wife its weird


die dadmog


had to lowkey play san andreas at my cousins house if ma caught me playing a game with guns id get a highkey spanking


i only got to play gta at the cool kids house mom wouldnt let me have it either NOT like i could have turned out much worse playing it


mom didnt give a shit about me and she let me play gta vice city on her abusive boyfriends ps1




classic single mother


sigh wonder if my boy realized his hate of women stems from bad motherhood


wish there was a giant halloween meetup around me like they do in akiba every year


hate that samhain is becoming a global holiday like yule


jog time


jo instead


jo while jogging


himako called and the customer wanted a receipt emailed he said his last name was dixon i feel like caling back and asking if its dickson or dixon


send him an email but write it as dixon and if its NOT correct he will correct you its better than asking him since it might seem like youre being rude


black guy told me nice shoes no mattee what pair i wear someone will always complimemt them


flip typos


wish it was more acceptable for people to work from home all the time but bosses like feeling in control of your life so they wont allow it

decided to take a 3 hour workout in the middle of my tasks and will finish it up in a bit


i am willing to slave away for an honorable race


slave in hell


bored as hell guess ill watch mushishi


didnt like mushishi


its a snoozer




hima hima ^_________^




got a good workout buzz going


does joing count as working out


its a background anime


ya but you have to use both arms equally or else one ends up bigger than the other


hima hima


does no hands jo using sis count as working out


mushishi is pasted


die japmog


how is that japmog


spent 45 minutes cleaning should i order a pizza as a reward hima


pizza is NOT a reward do NOT eat pizza


he assumes i understand what theyre saying


pizza rules


what is a reward then my gf wont be here for a few days


had a dream about canachink he came back to hima and posted about how disappointed he was that nobody discussed vintage anime anymore


get yourself some onion rings and a nice cold coke zero


i only have vanilla coke and popcorn


food isnt a reward you arent a seal begging for fish


stop drinking coke


really need a new name for my gf shes NOT in training anymore shes just really retarded
people keep saying shes weird but i dont see it


simply call her my gf


flapper frau


got the expensive beef jerky its great


orbiter hours


butt itches sigh


im orbiter


i orbit women


i orbit nb


nb weighs less than turt now


wonder if ill ever weight more than 165 lbs


yeah but turt is pure muscle


i orbit girls but i dont want to flip them


should i watch star trek


watch the tng generation and post about it with me i think i made the other tng generation guy mad because he never responds


youre a droid and im a groid


looking back on texts with my gf there has been a sharp uptick in her using my name within the past month


wish i was like picard


mom used to tell me to never meet strangers from the internet or take rides from strangers and here we are with things like uber what happened


love teh melonpan banner


post it


2 Medium 1-Topping Pizzas, 16 Piece Parmesan Bread Bites, 8 Piece Cinnamon Twists, a 2 Liter of Coke, and a $1 donation to St. Jude for $19.99
this is a good deal but i think i wish i could remove the $1 donation so it would be $18.99


dont be selfish


thats too much are you sharing


do i seem like the kind of person to share food


why cant you remove it


what a load of shite


if you use that deal it applies the donation automatically



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baste didnt know brainlet was a real word https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/brainlet



just learned someone i knew on a video game actually died in the hurricane how dumb can you be to die to a flipping hurricane literally 1 of the 50 total people that died flipping retard


what game was it


was just thinking the other night about how ive never experienced a natural disaster or animal attack or anything


pizza is on its way hell yeah hima im gonna fire up the simulator


what simulator


shat hard think i might have ruptured my colon


pizzas here gonna disengage the simulator


eating food is my only source of joy in this reality


i shat out a behemoth neetlog an hour or so ago




on the episode of tng where the guy cant stop going in the holodeck and flipping holotroi


do you mean barclay hes flipping basted


just woke up gonna have some coffee and play some mmy gf


hell yeah broccoli


bored should i end it


dreamed the beta invaded woke up crying


love when you shit out one single continuous 4lb neetlog and dont even need to wipe


hate it since i have to get out the poop knife


flanally home from work hima gonno have some coffee and play some mmy gf excited to draft dominaria


i get prostate orgasms when i shit


is that you turt


why did turt tell me aniracetam didnt work why would he lie to me like that


die druggy


turned on glass onion


scape halloween event is up


i told seki about the drugnorms but he didnt listen


should i make a breakfast dinner


we all stopped playing scape


i feel quick and witty i can remember details at a glance and i have no inhibitions in social situations this is very good because i can stop being incel now maybe thats the true reason turt lied to me




cant believe blizzard is limiting the classic wow demo even to people at home


new retail archaeology


normtail normology


maybe this is more to your tastes


world of normcraft


had to stop watching that i could feel a cry coming on im so excited to play vanilla even if i wont be able to play with everyone here


im NOT playing that shite meet me in gielinor


ill find a lgf in classic and bring her to him and we can all take turns digitally flipping her


should i play wow classic if i never played wow before




no blood elves
no blue space russians
no furries
no training wheels
sign me up


wow sucks


whats wrong with blood elves theyre cool


theyre cool alright about as cool as getting bones from pooping or having your bhole lightly misted with water from a japanese toilet


flip you homophobe


mom said mmos released after 2003 are for faggots


really hate looking at discord


sigh meant to savor the almond rounds but im down to one left


then why do you spend all day on it


dont ask questions you dont really want answers to


spyware is pasted


hima is spyware


only tards install discord


neetblog get in discord i need to tell you something


okay one sec


got the sudo banner


vanilla coke is so good


so glad im NOT a discord zoomer


wish i was a discord zoomer


poor hgirl called and asked about returns and had to tell her the cold hard truth and let her deal with an irate customer


im irate


nice irager


gonno become a regular customer of the water store and steal pnigs gf


why is it that the axis countries are still the best at manufacturing everything


china is NOT an axis country


die chink


i think im on very good terms with my gf when she talks to me its completely different from how she talks to other people
hgirl on the other hand just seems annoyed at life you can have her


nice this episode talks about nvidium


love icy manipulator



how come hatoba tsugu is so popular when she only has 8 videos total


paste privilege


gonna have helter skelter on repeat for the next 3 hours


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apparently people think her channel is an arg thing im inclined to agree its definitely NOT a normal virtual youtuber channel either arg or for some kind of art project or just some guy messing around


wish i had a tulpa


wish i was a tulpa



whats it says


gonno surf the dark web




donations for a 30 minute hatoba tsugu natsuyasumi video


did i post about what the old gm said about a customer describing me


time to my daily jo to daisys destruction


thats vile


you should only be joing daily to either kizuna ai or houjou satoko or anzu futaba or mihama chiyo


post the succubus girl again i jod to her joi video but i keep forgetting her name


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is it this girl


thats definitely NOT it


oh well i tried


gonno sulk and monitorstare


take it back


mom made waffles for dinner


thats a breakfast food


having a giggle at the gmm peanut butter taste test


good mythical norming


my brain doesnt allow me to fall for placebos


memes all over the shop


love memes


think i might overdose and have a nap


if my gf can eat peanut butter but NOT sugar soda pop im gonna flip
asked her why she will eat 20lbs of chocolate in 3 days but wont touch non diet soda because the sugar makes the soda stick to her throat and all she could do was tell me she did NOT eat 20lbs of chocolate


want to overdose and nap to


gonna chug a vanilla coke


hate the my gf filter


i turned the filter off yesterday


just get turt to complain about it and have it removed like the other filters


can taste how bad my breath smells


i have no need for turt i am my own blogger


get her to eat your chocolate rod



onseki bows to the turt


at first she said she was sooo sorry and said she owed me for eating it all but then asked why i left it there because i should know she cant control herself around sweet stuff


is polycarb rager here


my saliva is tasting acidic


the real seki is imprisoned while someone else impersonates him like jagar tharn its why he says he hasnt smoked in months


wasnt there someone posting about NOT dipping too that was probably the imposter


barclay is cool as hell


nice tard hobo


is terry still dead


wonder what masaokis is up to


hes drinking sambuca in heaven now


hate sambuca pastis and absinthe its undrinkable


wonder if any past hima posters actually died


should i play sims 4 again wheres the kenbo template


etl guy
the real pnig


the sims is for girls


im girl


never played the sims whats it like


its grand strat for girls and sociopaths


good thing im a sociopath




my personality type is described as sociopath


nevermind actually


my personality type is tard


im incel


never had a personality before whats it like


im volcel



firing up some quiznos got a classic italien


im snoozecel


turned on starman and started crying


what should i play hima


play hide the penny with sis thats what i do when im bored


never played whats it like


my hair doesnt smell anymore after using my own castile soap shampoo what a relief been battling stinky scalp for years


im too good at that sushi bar


you put a penny somewhere on you and then sis has to touch your body and look under your shirt and in your pants to find it and then when she finds it she hides the penny and you do the same for her


castile soap works too good for me and takes out all the oil and makes my hair feel bad and my skin dry so i only use rosemary scented hair soap for my hair


mmy gf


forgot that place existed


dilute it more then you tard and add a carrier oil like jajoba


flip you im NOT putting pignut oil in my castile soap


card games pinch


she could just hide it in her pussy and id lose every time


two guys on the forum i posted on with herkz died one was a kid who died in his sleep and the other was a guy who killed himself after he got fired from walmart


nice my gf deleted the schedule what a tard


what was wrong with t he guy who died in his sleep


wish herkz died


never ate quiznos how is it


after the first time you would know to check


wish id die in my sleep


you shouldnt want to die


he had a heart problem he was a big time jew and also liked to code he was like 14 when he died the other guy was in his 20s


cant believe i almost fell for the dentist meme of removing wisdom teeth its been almost a decade now and i have had no need to remove them


sis wont stop listening to this song


wish i still had my wisdom tooth


removing your wisdom teeth makes you npc


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but the doc gave me a big bottle of prescription drugs afterwards



my wisdom teeth made it hard to eat anything for a week or so and they have been fine since


i never brushed my teeth and never went to a dentist im NOT an npc all npcs have bright shiny teeth


im too dumb for mmy gf


why would sis hide a penny in her vagina pennies are disgustingly filthy


so is sis


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wouldnt mind having a dirty minded and perverted sis who would let me flip her as long as i used a condom because then its NOT actually flipping its more like shes using her vagina to massage your penis



still cant believe stefan died


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had a choice at the store of various types of pods but i chose tide pods because my pasted bro shad drew that




yeah thats shadman alright hes flipping basted


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is seki here i need to gloat about my paycheck to his face


turned on life on mars and started crying


pasted dave


basted commentators in this on


my wisdom teeth never came out so i still have them


npcs hate pasted shadman


yeah because hes basted




Gaming with J 3 months ago
If people in this comment section knew how shadman got popular than the comments would be WAY different

i dont like this gaming with gay juy


shadman is paste


shad sucks


he posts here


i have never wanted to ban someone more in my life than when i read >>849464


dont understand the shad meme hes just a porn artist who gives a flip


norms think hes epic


tonight hima joins the hunt


hunt in hell furfag


im himafur


ate way too much pizza hima i think this is it for me


miss the furries




never been a furry whats it like


just realized theres a guy flossing in the background


your eyes are drawn to norm memes


says the biggest norm here


wish i was baste like aris


guess ill skip the 2lb of lasagna again tonight and go for something lighter like a tub of pudding


die detailnorm


im neetblog NOT the biggest norm


how about some ice cream instead


you are feasting too hard


i get cold exceptionally easy so ice cream is out of the question the best thing about pudding is you can eat it warm or cold


think you might be diabetic


you think


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do girls really do this


gonna grab a blueberry lemonade


sugarnorm hours


they call me the sweetblog


die impersonator


no they dont


whats kitty taste like



nb likes savory things best


salty coins and milk


someone said it tastes like armpits
or maybe that was something else


i eat canned whole chickens for breakfast


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what does armpit taste like


neetblog actually only eats a few hundred calories a week his girth is a result of his extremely efficient metabolism


nice turt


should i dye my hair blue


you should be able to reach your own



yeah youll look cool as flip


still dont know what human meat or kitty tastes like


wish i was korean


im talking real baby back ribs


smoke em up


wish i had some veal steak right about now


koreans arent human


neither am i


im no longer human


gonna eat some tuna and sardines


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do NOT know who that is


hes basted brad


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gonna make my own dimmable desk lamp


jerked shat bathed n shaved im worn out


think i might ask my gf tomorrow any suggestions


just replaced the drain hose on my dishwasher flip that was a lot more effort than i thought it would be


ask her what


getting a weird feeling in my chest after eating all that pizza i think this is really it


if she wants to do something soon


intel is really flipping up with this 9900k release


what about work and studying


cant sign into the overwatch servers gonna rage


overwatch stinks


wish i didnt pinch at sushi making


just played the craziest limited match of all time esper versus esper i hit teferi on five and bolas clutches on six he had a ton of crazy legendaries but i ended up winning with that black one drop with menace after giving it on serras wings


god made me a gamer but pranked me by NOT giving me the gaming gene


what the fuck are you talking about


hes talking about norm the gathering


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teferi norm


gather in hell


hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy


pnig check this out


and skip to 1:04


hell yeah


hate ross


making some chicken and rice


thinking about my gf again when im getting snacks for tomorrow sigh




cant believe this


cant believe what


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im a flip flapping flapper


why is that in a you laugh you lose compilation and also i need to watch the american police batsu game still


i like this flip flap more


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lots of respect for the casiopea and tsquare guys they are true masters just watch this and keep in mind that its live


the guitar solo is my favorite part



nice linker


neetblog wouldnt watch if i embedded it be sure to turn on subtitles


wish i was in a jazz fusion band


and i wish nekoten would punch me 3 times


got a bone for no reason guess ill jerk it


did NOT mean to post that i was watching it now i look like a creep jerking it to precure


you're sick


sick hima gonna morph see you later


i know what im going to do tomorrow


what the hell is wrong with australian people


how else would we get content like this 35 hour 3 part drive across australia


i will stop spamming videos after this one i literally yelled out loud when i saw they packaged an actual korokke in with the ramen


never had ramen before


you fucking liar


i lie about a lot of things but thats NOT one of them


only one on hima that doesnt lie


go get some ramen and try it then the raoh tonkotsu ramen is probably the closest you will get flavor wise to actual ramen from a restaurant and their noodles are double layered so their texture is closer to something you would get from a restaurant but you will need to add the toppings




fuck you then asshole


ramen is baste i go for it a few times a week


should i start doing sous vide


dumped a neetlog and showered gonna have some coffee and game


what game


mmy gfa


are hispanics NOThing more than spanish snapbabies




the golden land


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love finns theyre basted


woke up gonna wank


last 100 posts were all funny laffed hard


last 100 posts were all funny laffed hard


only one on hima


i woke up to 7 posts and skipped them all


wish one of those mail bombs were addressed to me


what bombs


its actually happening holy shit


the ones that the media made up


oh im NOT a norm so i dont even know whats happening


the memes flow


woke up hi


wakko san the deer whisperer


gonna watch some deer skinning butchering and cooking videos


watch human skinning butchering and cooking instead


humans taste gross


ive been fattening up my boy for a while im gonno feast tonight


a neetblog could feed hima for years


but what would hima be without nb


hed be inside all of us


consuming the fat of the blog gives you eternal life




hehe my gf called to tell me the store shes at is incredibly dirty




she also asked what i was going to do tomorrow and when i said i didnt know she cleared her throat dont know if that was anything or just her clearing her throat normally


pastenig finally gonno lose his virg for the 2nd time


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hi hima skipped work and just woke up hehe gonno take a shower grab myself a sub and then come back for some coffee and making sushi




water was shutdown for some reason i had sperm on my hands and had yo clean them with bottled water now i see i have jo internet too what the hell


simply lick the sperm off


i see its probably because of thr construction nearby theyre hooking up the pipelines


what is jo internet is it better than normal internet


thats a bone


owned sexnorm
stew in your juices


hehe forgot to post that vid earlier the wow one made me think of it


norm souls


couldnt be more norm than wow


my dream is to spend the rest of my life playing video games and dying in my sleep


just found out where the term paddy wagon came from




someone on craigslist is giving away a 20 gallon tank for free so if i can pick this one up i think ill do a dirted tank and buy a bunch of plants and let it cycle for a while with some of my already cultivated filter media then slowly buy plants for it
aquatic plants are expensive


aquatic norm


couldnt i just get a heat lamp and fill a plastic sterilite container with all the stuff and then move it over to a tank when theyre big



my gf called and said i was welcome to go with her and her friends to a college party tonight and start living the life of no sleep and going to parties often but i declined and said it would be weird
at least i know she has plans tonight so i wont ask her to do anything




shes going to get flipped by random men at the party if you dont go with her


she gave you the final hint with the throat clearing its over


dont know if she realizes if it actually would be weird for someone in their late 20s to go to a party with a bunch of teens
after that she asked again what i was going to do on saturday i told her wake up and then go back to bed


just do it she will tell them youre her boss and theyll suck your dick


i would rather eat some lasagna and watch some tng and jerk it than go to a party


you fucking idiot
you blew it you stupid flip


stop being naive you dumb manbaby youre 28 already you have heen handed a perfectly good opportunity to gain experiences you missed because you spent the last ten years falling for the neet meme and roleplaying
just go to the damn party fucking hell go NOW


turning on the dishwasher got water flowing but its scary it makes a loud thud occasionally when using the faucet hope it doesnt explode


very unlikely but have a bucket handy


ok the shower faucet scared me water shot out fast but everything seems fine now wonder why both the internet and water would get shutdown but NOT gas or electricity


would rather have a nice quiet one on one night instead of go to a party with a bunch of teens with loud music and loud people


boss messaged me on skype and said he needed help with something thankfully i have skype on my phone told him id be in his office in 10 put some clothes on real quick called an uber and ran here like a tard everything went fine but i almost had a heart attack


also when the himako girl calls i can barely contain my laughter she told me she saw one of the cameras moving even though none of the cameras work in any of the stores she said it really quietly too there are lots of really long pauses between what she says something about her makes me laugh



turned on starman and didnt cry then life on mars came on and i started crying




dont stop me now came on right after oh my god this is horrible need to change it


dad loves that song


it makes me cry


why are gay boomer songs making you cry


because the martian


gonna pop some popcorn and give my gf aNOTher call


gonna jo to that one satoko sprite


eating pizza and butt itches again


ok im going to say i was eating popcorn and thinking about movies and ask if she knows if any new scary ones have come out and then ask her if she wants to see it some time


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send her this pic and ask if shed pinch it yes or no


bnig is a menace


wish i had a himako girl coworker


ask her if shes seen the haunting of hill house on netflix
teengirls love netflix


old gm said he saw her look left then right and leave without saying anything


remembering that time turt texted those hurtful words to that girl wish i was there to comfort her from that freak


i respect women


repaired ours for mom this year it was great


simply lower the water pressure


how about i lower my dick into your ass you fucking faggot


i just put a lighter under the kitchen faucet as it was hissing the flame went out then water came out


so its carbon dioxide is the water coming from a well or drilled table


got the melonpan banner again


what melonpan banner


I vaguely remember this freshen my memory with some screen caps


just woke up time to game


what are you gaming


FUCK gamers


mmy gfa


gonna fire up a game


thinkin about firing up some blops


went to piss and got an afk penalty in overwatch


if i buy overwatch can i play with you


sick of steam kin decks every second game


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should i post some my gf texts



oops didnt mean to post that link meant to post this instead


im home hima gonno have some coffee and play mmy gfa and order some pizza later
simply play punisher burn it autowins against RDW


i dont know its a regular suburban water system why would a quick light of fire fix all the faucets probably just a coincidence


wish i was smart enough for mmy gfa


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its really easy once you learn the basics even sexy ladies can play


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gonna do it anyway hehe




told her about the brake pads and she asked why i did it by myself and said again that we were supposed to do it together
her word choice could use some work


coffee time



she wants to suck your cock


feel kind of bad saying i wouldnt go to whatever party she was talking about ill have to make it up to her somehow


she has at least 20 iq points on me


keep thinking about getting an action cam but the only place i would post the videos would be hima and if onsekis touge run videos are anything to go by nobody would watch these sigh


ya but amd hasnt said anything yet so im NOT expecting much


going to that party would be awful glad youre NOT going but now that shes invited you to something you gotta invite her back tomorrow to do something



itll be dry sunday and i need to test out the suspension with the swaybars for the trackdays on november 1st and 2nd wonder if any hima people would watch my shakedown run


was that really an invitation she only suggested i could go if i wanted
maybe coming from her thats as direct as she will get


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really disappointed how vr turned out i thought it would be something better by now




wish i was baste like aris


which do i suggest dinner or a movie or something else


invite her over to your place and make some slurp juice with her


doesnt have to be so formal just invite her over and decide what to do later


maybe ill just ask tomorrow or some other time i just need to call her to tell her some stuff about tomorrow at my store


picard just owned the HELL out of this old vulcan


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baste aris


NOT good she didnt even pick up this might be it


made some sandwiches


ugh that creepy geezer from work is calling me again


should i order pizza


its over


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flip that roidhead


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im sure my homemade pizzas are better than the protein shake crap this tree stump makes


i cant make my own pizza


i hope its gluten and dairy free


i dont see any protein powder around him just good wholesome foods unlike pizza




there is no good cheese alternative


*sips dr pepper*
yup just good wholesome food round these parts


dr pepper is good for you thats why it was made by a doctor


told mom i dont trust doctors as long as you dont eat filth you dont need to see one every year


i eat filth


pizza is a kid food


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my secret is joing x3 daily and sperming x5 daily


secret to being a what


secret to being a filthy pervnorm


phew ok she called back she was getting homework done she said that she blames me entirely for her gaining 3lbs she didnt seem mad or any different from usual i guess asking if she wants to get something to eat would be a bit odd


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baste feedee girl


3lbs is literally NOThing you lose more from pooping and being a little dehydrated


beastmode engaged


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you have sex with yourself but would you kiss yourself


phew might prefer jk sanny




i would NOT have sex with myself or kiss myself


gonno order pizza


joing is sex with yourself


why do you assume he jos


because his hands dont have callouses


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baste ken


i, neetblog, love aris


alright some guy walked in so i told her i would call back just got off the phone with her shes still her normal extra giggly self NOThing has changed i didnt need to call her back because i told her everything in the first phone call this one went on for a while just us talking about things with lots of teasing happening
told her i would stop by tomorrow to take a look at her bike 'and stuff'
i told her i wouldnt be doing much anyway just sitting at home watching tng then i apologized sarcastically for NOT being an interesting person and she responded quickly telling me the opposite saying i was interesting
shes such a nice girl really like talking with her


do headshots NOT exist in these popular console fps games


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she also told me to hide the sweets so i said i would just put them in a drawer and tape the drawer shut
she said that would be enough to stop her


that reminds me gonna make a big pizza and watch jojo fuck ya can i get a brofist


why are you watching jo


sigh wish i had a my gfgirl to tease and have fun with but i might be too retarded to talk to one


wish i had a stand


i thirst


nb is my stand


i guess it is pretty fun talking with her and stuff cant explain it


can i cosplay as ferengi if im taller than 6ft


die tallmog


should i watch ds9


headshots do ~1.5x damage


parents are gone until tomorrow gonno make a pizza soon and then crack open some blogweisers later tonight



pizza is here time to feast


what kind of pizza


two layered


every pizza is two layered


sigh told my gf about a place that serves lasagna pizza and she said it sounded delicious


stop making my gf fat



feasted hard oh god


the pizza is in the oven


why did god make me a retarded blob o shite


should i watch rwby




she weighs 114lbs and shes NOT going to get fat if theres no food at her place and shes hungry she said she just waits for someone to bring food back shes tard


what the FUCK


how do i talk in discord


what do you mean


everyone is in voice chat


join the voice channel


click on the voice chat channel name


it doesnt work flip it


Hey neety-b get on voice chat


imagined seki to have a deeper voice and turt sounds like a guy trying to make his voice deeper


diet coke is new coke with a sugar substitute and coke zero is coke classic with a sugar substitute


chadseki is freakshaming


die voicenorms


holy shit haysuz sounds like a fucking retard


yeah i guess he wasnt lying
hes an actual freak that belongs on hima more than normtron or chadseki


he never finished high school


i never finished highschool


learned my mom didnt finish high school a few months ago


neber fineshed hyskool


can you go back and finish highschool




until youre like 22 yeah but you need to go to a private school


think id rather just continue being a worthless manbaby staring at the wall making sushi and joing all day




die voicenorms what the flip is this shite ban the norms that can use a mic including yourself


im just listening


turts southern accent is baste


i fuck man ass


i joined and seki said i was a voicemogger now im just sitting in here


wonder if the party my gf invited me to was a halloween party i think i dodged a bullet this time


go as touma


is neetyb still in


still in what




cant hear anything on normcord it doesnt work


theyre just normbabbling about cars and jobs


what else do npcs talk about besides how fast their metal horses go or how awful their job is


the big game


now turts ranting about his sb conspiracies



blank you


gonna have some fish and crisps


onseki sounds like a run of the mill chadnorm


he sounds like jonah hill


that otanorm gooey sounds exactly how he posts 100% dairy free soy


mmy gf is making me rage


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oh no


forgot to check hima all night i was voicing it up and playing gran turismo 4


stop playing card games that dont even use a 52 card deck


wish i couldve voice chatted but i didnt have anything to say


im deafmute


never talked before whats it like


its kind of like a game of chess that youre already losing at the start


feel weird now that the chats over because i wasnt censoring myself and i have no clue if my roommates were listening



i am just furniture


im an ottoman


better than an otaman


its time


never been to ota whats it like


fell asleep to this last night


nice got flac playback working on my phone seems like they started removing the flac codecs for some reason


thinking about my gf again wonder what shes doing at the party


urge to shite badly disappeared for some reason




the poop biodegraded in your body


my gf is getting drunk and making bad decisions


she's going to suck dick get over it


all the anime im watching this season comes out on friday so i blow through it and then im bored the rest of the week


i jusy download everything on monday and watch one episode a day until the next monday


havent watched any anime other than one piece since february and im still over a hundred episodes behind


my gf was out having fun at a party while bnig stayed home and spied on the voice chat of his mortal enemies


he should have jumped in i wanted to chat with him but maybe the turt and kenbo mongoose and snake feud was too much for him


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should i watch that




same its all friday just got super on sunday


it seems pretty often that my gf tells me i should sign up for dating sites or find a girl what does that mean seki can you help
can she tell im a flipping retard or is she trying to get me to do something with her or does she actually just want me to get a gf


i just got home i was sitting in the dark water store until i started my vfr and i went for a nice night ride until now


she wants you to be more confident
shes throwing you obvious signs that you were missing her earlier signs


how do i be myself


went for a tiny drive to wawa to grab some pizza combos
parked at a park and snacked while listening to npr on the radio and i turned all the lights off besides the brake lights i bet the car looked cool blacked out


was it friday night jazz on npr or is that a local thing


mom went kart racing with her friends from work but for some reason she got scared of going fast and they lapped her five times


nice tardmom


hell yeah put the pedal to the metal


what should i do tomorrow i told her i would stop by


haysuz should build a pc with a new A8-7680




some interview with a scientist about an island in hawaii disappearing


lunch and some shopping
take her to a motorcycle shop or yard sales or something


dont buy her anything obviously


dont get advice from anybody just be yourself


turt liked this 👍


just went 5-0 in comp constructed with punisher burn last game i goldfished a golgari player hehe


i guess i already buy her stuff in the form of food that i buy for the other people in my store but its always just me and her and she always repays me usually twofold
gonna tell her i want to take her on a touge run and see what she says when we first met she said my bike was really pretty and when i explained how on the vfr you can hit 70 and NOT NOTice until you look at the speedo she said she wanted to ride a bike like that
is the age difference NOT that big of a deal shes 8 years younger than me maybe the mental retardation makes up for it
sigh i know this is beyond annoying for most people i never had anything like this happen to me i never thought anyone could do anything other than dislike me when it came down to it gonna watch some tng generation and snooze and drink some berry blue pop and skip the lasagna


hello is this the keisatsu


im innocent


woke up from my nap had a horrible nightmare pretty sure i was sleepshrieking the whole time gonna have some coffee and play mmy gf


unironically like listening to this for some reason



hell yeah make sushi on


i think the ucc is giving me heart problems i may have to stop


i get the bloggin because once upon a time a girl showed me attention when i was convinced i was an inhuman freak and luckily big bro turt pilled me for years before this and i had extremely low expectation and even less real interest
but nonetheless i still blogged and felt embarrassed about it later but it was all one big learning experience for me and it only took one more encounter with a female to realize that i truly despise them and have no interest in either sex nor companionship its all a big waste of time


my dad is seven years older than mom and they started dating when she was 15


your dad is ped


should i watch this


obviously idiot its ross


nah you can safely skip





gonna eat some peanut butter with a fork because im a fucking retard


used to love eating peanut butter and sugar sandwiches


are you stupid peanut butter and sugar what the hel


dont knock it till you try it


go for a touge run with her and record it


speak english


wish i had never been formally pilled but even before that term existed the truth about women and natural selection was obvious to me and it didnt take me very long to realize i was incompatible with girls on some really basic level
NOT saying i cant talk to them and play around but theres something missing in my brain where a norm might feel the compulsion to talk to women or be in their company
never felt truly stimulated talking to a woman the time ive spent with them reminds me lf watching baby cartoons like bob the builder or caillou everything they say and think is dumbed down to preschool levels


playing a thousand year storm deck since i got four from packs its fun


theres a weird white string in the toilet water every time i pee


nice i got one as a prize from the comp constructed wins feel like trying it out but i dont have enough cards


kind of want to play mmy gf with my himafriends


Having a panic attack


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I won five time and lost zero in Magic the Gathering Arena's event "Competitive Constructed", in which you pay a fee to play best-of-three matches against random opponents until you lose twice or win five times, whichever comes first, and receive rewards pasted on your number of wins.
I competed in such event using a deck known as "Punisher burn", for its unortodox usage of "Punisher" cards (picture related), which let your opponent choose between two effects (they choose how the card is going to punish them, hence the name).
"Playing against a Goldfish", is the practice of playing without an opponent as in drawing a starting hand and proceeding to continue to play until an opponent who does NOThing to stop you from accomplishing the gameplan is defeated. Defeating a real playing that did NOT have any real impact on the game is called "Goldfishing".




flip you smartnorm


i dont have anything to record it on

shes nice and cute and her retardation only makes her more appealing plus we have a lot of shared interests and make eachother laugh and tease eachother i guess thats just flirting


is reeses peanut butter any better than jif or skippys


think i might have to jerk it to some roll


theres the thing you can invite her to do anything and if shes NOT interested she will make up an excuse and that will be it and you will know if shes interested or NOT thats your worst case scenario




HATE peanut butter its vile


got a stronger sense that shes at least somewhat interested or at least incredibly nice when she invited me to go to a party tonight
if i invited her out and she said no because it would be weird i would feel pretty shitty thats exactly what i did to her it might have been a hollow invitation knowing i would say no though


its the best thing ever synthesized


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hello there little lady mind if i jack it to you


what is synthohol anyway


she would never say no outright shed give an excuse and maybe shed say no thinking you were just giving her a hollow invitation as well


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wish i could draw like tomu


fake alcohol that doesnt impair you beyond a slight buzz


always thought this was really weird in the game but now as an adult with developed tastes it makes perfect sense


ate a almost full tub of nut butter


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gonna jerk it to that one roll is just too sexy


do you regret it


there is no possible way i could regret such an act


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last one


why is she peeing


how come i cant have a rollgf


wish that existed in real life


im permanently buzzed because of a lack of brain cells


gonno watch that ross vid and then some one piece


you can buy light beer



why are there cannabis and opiate receptors in the brain
theyre specific receptors that react to corresponding substances what was god thinking
did god want us to get high and activate our brains



hate these dumb 2 second youtube vids
some mate is making money and subscribers just for uploading ripped sound files from games


why cant it be you



roll no




yes roll dont stop


sighing extra hard to this one


its just random


is there a semen sensor in sexy ladies


you bet


oh yeah


megaman games suck and have always sucked the gameplay was terrible for the series entire life and regardless of skill the games are all unnecessarily difficult


found a great jacking song can i post it


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oog me live organ sample me jack


gonna snooze before you post it sexnorm


yeah megaman blows



the games are easy and the gameplay is one of the best youre just mad because you pinch


cant stop laughing at this one either


the gameplay is worse than super mario 2 who are you kiding
megaman is so low on the list of quality sode scrollers its a womder they even bothered to make 20 or more flipping games with zero plot


mario blows and you suck



is that a guy


its a female




doubt its a girl the face is mannish and so is the belly and the hips are NOT girl hips


your expectations are way too high from jacking it to 2d drawings




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is this a guy


manface yes


dont know dont care


definitely a girl look at her shoulders and arms




all i see are man arms and man shoulders and the gloves are a dead giveaway dont you remember chisame


its a girl


definitely a guy you can easily tell now without the makeup


should i crack open a blogweiser


hell yeah



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creepy eyes


crackin open the blogweisers




drinker hours guess ill go do some yardwork


its 2am


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if a guy plays a catboy character in a mmo what does that say about their personality


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says that hes a pederast


thats the best time for yardwork since its nice and cool and theres no norms to see you


theyre a fagmo




whats wrong with catboys theyre cool


yeah theyre cool alright


what the flip


im on blogweiser number three


thats too much


gonno snoze and loze



im on the fourth one now


you have a problem


ate some chicken sandwiches phew


how did you make those chicken sandwiches


it was a recipe of my own creation


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can someone tells me who is this girl and what productions shes featured in she gives me bone


gonna go to bed


cant believe ive got boneitis


pasted bill


literally baste


basted as hell i applaud mister incel


he owned those norms good on him for NOT letting them get away with it
maybe next time theyll think twice before butting their nose into other peoples business im also sure they didnt tell the whole story and likely did a lot worse and jfl at the foid blaming him on her divorce


why are they painting them as the victims when they ruined christmas for him


made coffee


how do i get in the halloween spirit



nice voice i would relax with you


jerk it to hallokids


woken up by a text from my gf guess ill start watching some tng