No.841075
got left behind
No.841076
dont understand how people can jo without a two hour pixiv and booru lurk session
No.841077
dont understand how people can jo to images and videos instead of their rich imagination
No.841078
you use the images as starter fuel
No.841079
my imagination pales in comparison to the accumulated artworks of todays society
No.841080
Wish i can rave about my new found smv texting co workers getting literal free meals sigh
No.841082
cant wait to eat this pork and taters
No.841083
愛 me some baked taters
No.841085
finally understand the masochism part of sadomasochism whatever you do to others you implicitly do to yourself
No.841086
crying
No.841087
wonder what turt thought of the limo crash
No.841088
I have 6 bottles of water on my floor
No.841089
>>841080hehe sent tg some pictures of the things in the new store and said i was disappointed i didnt have them and she said they were so ugly and begged me to NOT put them in my store too
then when she called she said she couldnt believe she had to sit all day in the store looking at the ugly decorations i put up but was glad she had a 2.5lb pack of gummy bears
i could get used to this too bad she only works 3 days a week
No.841090
theyll fetch a pretty penny at the recycling plant have The Boss collect them
No.841091
she thinks youre a creep
No.841092
feeling nervous
No.841093
Tell her you wish you can see her more often
No.841094
how much does she make working 3 days a week
No.841095
its NOT polite to ask
No.841096
i work 0 days a week
No.841097
愛 filling my coffers with the spoils of the water market
No.841098
never worked in my life
No.841099
went 6-3 in arena
No.841100
hope rager is enjoying his new life in the swiss alps
No.841101
hz
No.841102
gotta 愛 a good R18 イカ腹
No.841103
jelqed to a satisfactory 7.5 inches today hope its permanent
No.841104
i dont know school started so she started doing part time she will be back to full time when school finishes i guess
as much as id like to agree that she thinks im a creep im really NOT sure just because of the things she says and the way she says them i could post specifics but then this post would be very long
No.841105
Jelqed to 3.8 hope it's permanent then i can tell girls they can have all 4 inches I'll lie about my size
No.841106
its october school started a month ago
No.841107
shes just too polite and friendly to reveal her true perceptions
No.841108
left armpit smells like vinegar but NOT the other one
No.841109
kitty reeks of cum
No.841110
really wish to flip but after i sperm i really really do NOT
No.841111
The Boss called me an angel again after coming home at 3am
No.841112
>>841108probably a bacteria colony
No.841113
should i watch goblin slayer
No.841114
never had a penis in my kitty before whats it like
No.841115
cant contain my horny levels when girls nonchalantly discuss their body parts
No.841117
When i went to juvie the cops nicknamed me cockasaurus
No.841118
should have filed a sekuhara complaint
No.841119
hb h ima the taters came out perfectly cant wait to try the pork when its cooled a little
No.841120
The Bosss been coooking up some nice spicy black beans 愛 em
No.841123
alright ill watch it
No.841124
oh jesus christ
ive got no flippin job man
No.841125
>>841107i specifically asked if i was overstaying my visit to 'fix' problems at her store and she said NOT at all and that she liked talking with me
i think if she thought i was a real creep she would tell me or someone and i would hear about it like how she tells me the new gm is a creep and the new mate is really awkward and has trouble talking to her
No.841126
Tell her you'd like to see her more often
No.841127
this pork is everything i hoped it would be and more hima im so happy
No.841128
invite her to dinner pnig have a feeling this might be the one dont you think its time you finally settled down and had a family
No.841129
make sure to pass her shittests otherwise she wont respect you
No.841131
just send her a message asking if she wants to netflix and chill thats all you gotta do
No.841132
>>841127i am happy for you
No.841133
ask if she wants to come over and play fortnite
No.841134
wish i had some pulled pork and baked taters rn oh cunnilingus im hungry at least i have some fancy smoked mortadella
No.841135
yesterday she asked if i wanted kids and then brought up the bar thing and said that i shouldnt waste my life
No.841136
might end up grabbing a 2050 if navi takes too long to come out after ryzen 3000
No.841137
what bar thing
No.841138
just get a 680 or 670 theyre supposed to be like $170
No.841139
gonno watch some more of that bully playthrough
No.841140
uh why would i get married
No.841141
their tdp/perf is too bad id rather get a pascal if thats the case
No.841142
uh why would i be single
No.841143
i hate kid havers
No.841144
>>841137a few weeks ago she said she wanted to go to a bar with me when she turns 21 and she said it again yesterday
but shes just turning 20 in a few days dont know if she plans on staying in contact with me that long
No.841146
quick flip her while shes still a teen
No.841147
girls dont think that far through what they say NOT saying that she doesnt but she just didnt think about it
No.841148
i flirted with a girl once and it gave me a chicken nugget wish i were attractive enough to do it more often its fun
No.841149
she put my birthday in her phone too i guess if i get fired or she does i wont feel too bad contacting her after the fact
me getting fired was one of the things i brought up and she helped me NOT worry about it
the newest store manager said that the headquarters team came back and said that they liked his store and that i didnt have the same pizzazz that he did
when i told her that she said that compared to him i know what im doing and talking about and that she thought i had pizzazz shes a really nice girl
gonno shower and watch some tng the pasta sauce is reducing
No.841150
oog chicken nugget
No.841151
going back for a aNOTher round of taters
No.841153
holy flip
No.841154
turt bh hours gonno morph
No.841155
turts sleeping
No.841156
whats the pasta mate origin story
No.841157
>>841156cunnilingus bet the devil he could create the most pathetic man whoever existed
No.841158
wesley romance episode guess ill watch it but if any more come up im mutating
No.841159
is goth gf some sort of meme
No.841160
why does he eat the pasta
No.841162
wesley eps are the best
No.841163
saw a group of nu goth teengirls standing outside a halloween store
No.841164
>>841160who doesnt eat pasta its great
No.841165
Think i sleepshat must've hid it good this time i looked all over and can't find it now I'm gonno smell poop all night
No.841166
gross keep it to yourself
No.841168
i think that swimsuit is too small for her
No.841170
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chicken nugget
No.841171
homo
No.841172
gonno jo to kirby
No.841174
jod to itou life and tamagoro and morishima kon today
No.841175
might have to do aNOTher cycle in case i go on a trip next year i need to be as large as possible i just hate the thought of flipping my hormones up again i may have learned a lot but its still a pain getting things back in order
No.841176
will it be a dirty bulk cycle
No.841177
no dirty bulking is a lot of fun but its NOT good unless youre a powerlifter or something
No.841178
guinan does NOT have eyebrows
No.841179
whats the point of getting huge
No.841180
Are we doing this together cam also I'm pretty sure the only terminology siz knows is dirty bulk since he keeps mentioning that
No.841181
ward off rival males and attract mates
No.841182
dont you wanna be huge
No.841183
mates or mates
No.841184
>>841180im NOT siz i just wanted to trick you into getting fat
No.841185
I know I'm NOT stupid but I'm NOT convinced you aren't siz
No.841186
im twig and so far its been pretty great
No.841187
you only think that because youve never lived any other way
No.841188
wrong again i was once big
No.841189
big or big
No.841190
come on
lets get big
No.841191
its really windy hima im getting scared
No.841192
head to ross and pick up a designer windbreaker
No.841194
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just slip it on and youll be protected
No.841195
i already have a windbreaker but its NOT from ross
No.841197
I have a North face windbreaker
No.841199
okay it just started thunderstorming gonno batten down the hatches its a shame i knida wanted to go for a walk
No.841201
I've never worn it I'll probably get to wear it this year hopefully
No.841202
supposedly windbreakers provide more insulation than a sweater seems like bullshit to me
No.841203
phew finished maxs latest video
No.841204
It's true they make me really hot and sweaty compared to my sweaters
No.841205
got a north face windbreaker too back when i cared about brands
No.841206
if i have a hoodie and a windbreaker which one do i put on first then the hoodie right
No.841207
Only care about Cameron's opinion
No.841208
normmoefoe
No.841209
nn
No.841210
think im gonno
No.841211
die rager
No.841212
cat is meowing
No.841213
is he horny
No.841214
shes a young girl
No.841215
>>841212same he wants out of the cage
No.841216
>>841213>>841215That's siztra he has a cat named Alice
No.841217
i want out of this twisted bird cage myself
No.841218
cats belong in africa
No.841219
>>841216shut the hell up haysuz he doesnt post here and no one wants to hear his name so just shut up
No.841220
thanks for saying what we were all thinking
No.841221
waiting for tuesday sigh
No.841222
That's siztra
No.841225
you already posted that it doesnt prove anything
No.841226
soz
No.841227
literally asking for a ban
No.841228
how did the suspension tuning go
No.841229
>>841225Yes it does no one was talking about that picture he just posted it randomly
>>841228It went well
No.841230
can you blog about your car or something instead of this reflappered shit
No.841231
ᓂᖏᒻᓇᖅᑐᖅᑰᑦᓇᑦᑐᕋᖅᓯᓂᕈᑎ
ᑕᑦᓯ
No.841232
I'm still waiting on my coils and won't do anything else until i get a job oh
That reminds me someonesaid i can just go back to Wal-Mart when i said i lost my job he's the only person that was obsessed with me working there since i made fun of his reflappered bf for working at target
No.841233
>>841232that was me you endlessly blogged about working at walmart last time you were posting here i thought you still worked there until you got fired
No.841234
suz got owned
No.841235
That was 5 years ago when i was 18 i think
No.841236
i thought you were older than that
No.841237
having sex is reflappered
No.841238
i agree
No.841239
cope hour
No.841240
going to start playing wow. what am i in for mates
No.841241
go play sc2 instead
No.841242
gonno listen to some fsr
No.841243
dog is flappering out thinking i have a treat
No.841244
stupid idea. i want to play as a cow person. theyre beefy and look super beast
No.841245
No I'm 23
No.841246
its gonno be cool when us mates are like 50
No.841247
>>841246everyones gonno be dead by then except nb
No.841248
I'm going to kill myself when The Boss passes
No.841250
bouncing up and down on my exercise ball while doing shit
No.841251
>>841246i think about this a lot imagining us all still posting on hima in middle age and then when were old
No.841252
seki would give up on hima far before then
No.841253
wonder if in 2030 we are going to post about how 2029 was so much better
No.841254
i will be cyber neko by that time
No.841255
nice nekoarc
No.841256
made sushi hard gonno longmorph
No.841258
hehe its a classic
No.841260
i should have been some kind of sea creature i think maybe like an elbow squid or one of those giant japanese spider crabs thats what cunnilingus intended for me but i ended up in a human body instead
No.841261
id be one of those manta ray things with the blue blood
No.841263
why do people 愛 steak so much it isnt that great
No.841265
yuyu san.....
No.841266
yuyu uses the virgin grip instead of the chad hold
No.841267
does that mean she is a virgin
No.841269
thats massive what the hell how do they lift so much
No.841270
are you afpie eating contest tallnorm
keep in mind theyll be ineffective for you because it would elevate you to freak height and NOT in a good way
the playing field has been leveled prepare yourself
No.841272
my apologies
No.841273
think ill jerk it NOThing better to do
No.841275
congrats i simply mutated again
No.841276
die mutant
No.841278
nice batnig
No.841280
wish i was alpha enough to manspread but im a meek manbaby who keeps his legs clasped together uncomfortably on trains
No.841281
same
No.841283
why do they lump all of asia together
No.841284
that is free tomorrow i hope hes a muslim now
No.841285
edit i mean thad
No.841287
vile
No.841288
phew
No.841289
only one on hima
No.841290
cried for two hours looking at my tiny wrists
No.841291
you know what they say about tiny wrists
No.841292
what do they say
No.841293
you know
No.841294
intellectually hulked out on some poor bloke and left him bruised and battered
No.841295
sigh my literary style is so bland despite years of browsing hima and other funny webistes and reading a decent amount feel like i havent cultivated a distinct and compelling voice of my own
No.841296
might morph bye
No.841297
got a hima memory leak
No.841298
any more jo music
No.841299
kittys slimy sigh
No.841300
woke up hima gotta sweep sweep sweep
No.841302
hate blacks
No.841303
>>841301already posted stupid mutant
No.841304
blogsure
No.841305
dead hours
No.841306
im here
No.841307
>>841259flapperlaughing at the sound
No.841308
Can't wait
No.841309
gunna watch that cheerleader show
No.841310
just doublesnozed
No.841311
pay the morphtax
No.841312
never paid a tax in my life
No.841313
all of these cheerleader girls are flatchested i think ill drop this show
No.841314
jaypee boy
No.841315
What's the name
No.841316
>>841312you pay sales tax
No.841317
nah i dont
No.841318
liar
No.841319
fool
No.841320
I always tell them it's for resale
No.841321
should i end it
No.841322
Why don't witches wear panties? To grip the broom
No.841323
end what
No.841325
sigh toilet water turned red
No.841326
looks like tg calculated her budget yesterday shes allowing herself 125 dollars of fun funds
No.841328
Will you post a silly selfie of you and tg
No.841329
>>841262kind of want to try this but i cant afford steaks
No.841331
chinks are so basted
No.841332
can i eat mayo with the carnivore diet if i make my own mayo
No.841333
brewin up some coffee to go with this toast
No.841334
kill all the boosting chinks
No.841336
愛 toast
who took a bite of bread and said cook it again absolutely crazy
No.841340
put some peanut butter in the fish tank hehe
No.841342
its my birthday NOT that it means anything so far ive managed to barricade all usual bad thoughts away lets keep it that way
No.841343
just remember aNOTher year has gone by that you havent lost your virg
No.841344
dont remember my own birthday does that mean i dont exist anymore
No.841345
hehe that doesnt bother me at all
No.841346
making pb&j in bed with a tupperware lid as a plate
`
No.841347
i forgot mine as well until The Boss reminded me last week and yesterday
No.841348
youre both full of shit
No.841349
no functional human being could ever forget their birthday when every web account you make asks for it
NOT to mention the dmv and your taxes and insurance and hundreds of other things that most grown adults actually do that somehow you have avoided for over two decades
No.841351
>>841350women have it too hard nowadays
No.841352
gonno watch sao
somehow it downloaded in four minutes
No.841354
>>841328that would be creepy
No.841355
praising toast is for NPCs
No.841357
phew sao was good hell yea
No.841358
>>841350great doctor cunnilingus
No.841359
cant remember my mal account password
think ill just make an anilist account since the mal api is still down
No.841360
anlist is much better anyway it seems like except i cant import my list
No.841361
The Boss called me a jaypee boy holy flip the day has finally come she no longer respects me i didnt want it come to this but it seems i have no choice
No.841362
youre NOT going to do shit jaypee boy
No.841363
sigh wish The Boss didnt buy a house at the top of this bubble
No.841365
hate anime
No.841366
finally a new flipping boruto op i was getting really sick of that low production value one
No.841367
some nice underage shots of sarada in the new one phew need to jerk it to sarada asap
No.841368
pic
No.841369
hey boys just woke up
No.841370
afternoon
No.841371
whats the point of having a website that lists all the anime youve seen you know if youve seen it already right
No.841372
i forget everything after 2 weeks
No.841373
so i can keep track of what im watching in the current season mostly otherwise i end up redownloading stuff and wasting precious bandwidth
No.841374
going home in 20 minutes cant wait to get there and have a big mug of hot coffee but ill also grab myself some sushi on the way
No.841375
gonno eat eyeballs and sunstare so i dont need my glasses anymore
No.841376
>>841373i just delete all the episodes ive seen except the most recent one then i delete that when i watch the next one
No.841377
havent watched any other anime since i started with one piece in february but it made me realize how superior it is to wait until a show had aired to download it all at once and watch at your own pace
No.841378
>>841377yeah its way better
No.841380
herkz deletes his anime immediately after viewing it
No.841382
watching gegege no kitaro
the animation is very good and overall the first six minutes have been good but i have a feeling its for little kids like yokai watch
No.841383
>>841380he has the right idea
No.841384
>>841381hell yeah gih mates
No.841386
yeah
No.841388
napped
No.841389
time for a big cup of coffee
No.841390
ito en changed the wording on their dark green tea to koicha but the thing is this is NOT koicha
No.841391
>>841385the mana chan girl is very cute and independent like kagome or kumiko i like her already shes good wife materials
think ill keep watching this the art is breathtaking the chara and backgrounds are so well composed
No.841392
>>841390they dont have about foreigners only japs and weebs would complain
No.841394
meant to spoiler that
No.841396
Should i go work in sheet metal
No.841397
sounds good to me
No.841398
this anime looks like it will be limited to one or two underage girls
No.841400
im wearing my motorcycle helmet while i watch anime
think a flapper helmet was what i needed in life all along i feel very safe
No.841401
how do you wear headphones with it on
No.841402
its easy
No.841403
gonno jerk it to catgirl
No.841405
gonno get a sena bluetooth just to listen to eurobeat
No.841406
just get earphones
No.841407
how will i talk to my supermoto mates with headphones
No.841408
nice tng episode geordie in the turbolift
No.841410
havin a big cuppa coffee and relaxin
No.841411
you should only watch royaljordanians motovlogs
No.841412
trachea hurts
No.841414
what a day had to visit gran with The Boss its hot outside too saw a car with a gas pump attached to its kinda hard to imagine how that could have happened a lady behind the car was taking pictures also had to deal with some old crazy black chick yelling at aNOTher old black chick
No.841415
my only phones are my airpods
No.841417
sigh data
No.841418
had to explain to tg why she needs to wear earplugs or earphones each time she rides to protect her hearing
No.841419
Take a selfie with her
No.841420
and airpods do NOT seal well enough to count
No.841421
i have a good pair of surefire shooting earplugs that have a lanyard on them that ill probably use for riding
No.841422
wish i was data or yar
No.841423
>>841422ive got bad news for you
No.841426
became an earplug otaku a few years ago gotta have a pair of low pressure plugs on me at all times like howard leights
No.841428
does yuka have a hairy kitty
No.841429
yeah
No.841430
no
No.841431
ken is slam jamming again
No.841432
>>841427some of those sound really good wish i could get tom yum furikake
No.841433
mama makes some good tom yum ramen
No.841434
The Boss gave me a 100 and apologized
No.841435
trachea hurts
No.841436
you know that song that starts with
she was just 17
you know what i mean
No.841437
die ken
No.841438
bh nigger
No.841439
anyone wanna do some limericks
No.841441
normericks
No.841442
forgot what limericks are
No.841443
>>841440did NOT even smile
No.841445
youre dead inside
No.841446
wish i was an esport athlete
No.841449
nice flippin mutant
No.841451
>>841447youre NOT a big anything besides big norm that is
No.841453
getting excited thinking about tomorrow
No.841455
tomorrow pinches
No.841456
>>841451jealous youre NOT in the big four
No.841459
seki flipped that r9k girl
No.841460
That's turt's crush other than milk
No.841463
want to go back in time and play video sushi bars
No.841464
>>841459i heard that same rumor
No.841465
>>841457first meeting in weeks and its a big one the people from texas will be here as well as the australian mate and i can meet the people from the new stores
but mostly tg though yesterday she said she would see me at the meeting
No.841466
crikey
No.841469
ive already met him he saw all the extra stuff that goat boss ordered and told me to NOT throw away any of the boxes because hes going to try to return some stuff mate
No.841470
wish i had an intimidating australian accent
No.841472
should i get a core i9 9900k
No.841473
arent they like 600 dollars hell no
No.841474
had a mate ask me where i was from because i had a different accent never even considered i had one
No.841475
accentnorm
No.841476
https://newsroom.intel.com/news-releases/intel-announces-worlds-best-making sushi-processor-new-9th-gen-intel-core-i9-9900k/
why the flip do they NOT simply display msrp who gives a flip what retailers pay per chip per 1000 ordered
No.841478
suzslam jam
No.841479
how do i get a girl to call me daddy
No.841480
gonno play some tis 100
No.841481
>>841479have you tried asking
No.841482
>>841476its NOT for sale yet
No.841483
>>841481yes he just asked
>>841479 No.841484
if retailers are paying almost $500 per chip in bulk quantities just imagine what the retail price is going to be
No.841485
wish someone would execute me already
No.841486
If you're overweight and you slip or step weirdly be careful i read you can cut your whole foot off with the amount of weight
No.841487
>>841459i told you to keep quiet about that asshole
No.841488
thats why turt had so many foot problems walking around in japan
No.841489
going to climb fujisan next year cant wait
No.841490
youd be an idiot to buy any intel cpu from the last decade its littered with nsa and chink backdoors
No.841491
amds have backdoors too
No.841492
Well i want a cute chink hackergirl (male) to spy on me
No.841493
die
No.841494
pork and onion toasted sandwich time
No.841495
phew nice
No.841496
gonno examine my ducky see if it has any of those micro chips embedded in the board
No.841497
>>841489why NOT end the kyushu trip with a climb up sakurajima and we all try to throw neetblog in
No.841498
何かを諦めていく
No.841500
sounds fun but no one can bully the blob on my watch
No.841502
read the ln idiot
No.841503
im too low iq to read
No.841504
read the manga instead
No.841507
why the hell would they do that
No.841508
imagine if your job can be done by a literal jungle nigger
No.841509
you should pill him and have him spread it to the great african continent
No.841510
theyre trying to cheap out but theyre going to quickly find that the job isnt as easy as they think it is its the kind of job that the more autistic you are the better at it you can be
i wont even have to sabotage him just let the natural 82 iq take its toll
No.841511
youre lucky i have to cover for this one girl that took the week off and she has a flipping masters in accounting like how do they expect me to fill for her today was literally hell at work i spent most of my day researching on google in order to NOT flip it up last week someone forgot to add a zero somewhere and that created a $2.6 million hole in the books thankfully someone was able to somehow find the mistake and fix it
No.841512
still feel sad the time i saw that chink doing cad work on the bus home from work at 10 30 at night
No.841513
ya vargpill that zimmate
No.841516
he keeps talking about zimbabwe like i give a shite about his culture of handouts and stds he honestly doesnt deserve this opportunity they make it sound like poor minorities are so disadvantaged but honestly most of them i come across are lazy as hell outside of some mexicans that gladly work manual labor for 12 hour days 5 days a week
No.841517
they are lazy because the man is keeping them down
No.841518
>>841501was literally just about to download this hehe after i download gegege 4-6
No.841519
Hate spics they're too stupid to realize there's easier work for more money
No.841520
i respect spics just hate illegals
most legal spics are quality folks closer to whites than niggers are
No.841521
some people enjoy physical labor
No.841522
i know for a fact i watched both seasons of railgun and read the majority of the index manga but i have no clue what it was about or who any of the characters in that amv were
No.841523
downloaded the normie 10032 subs for index iii instead of the top seeded one
think im going to start giving alt subbers a chance i respect subbers for what they do but i dont know why they do it
No.841524
nobody knows what neetblogs level 5 esper ability [BLIMPOUT] actually does because theyre all too afpie eating contest to find out
No.841525
alt subbers are all chronic memers cant stand em
No.841526
>>841523they it for e-fame or the hope that theyll get a job with that experience
No.841527
some people do it for fun or japanese practice
No.841528
used to do timesetting for gg
No.841529
seems more like english practice with how they try and rewrite half the dialogue
No.841530
i only read subs that have herkz direct approval
No.841531
Got a text of a cat jumping out a pumpkin 🎃 should i ask whoit is or just greet them but then they'll think they're the only person i talk to this is tricky
What did you learn from puas Cameron
No.841532
tell me about subbers why do they sub
No.841533
attention
No.841534
they do it out of good will and charitable nature
No.841535
for fun
No.841536
for you
No.841537
accidentally downloaded the 1080p instead of 720p
No.841539
kill the neetblog
No.841540
laughing hard at this show
愛 the snap scenes hehe
No.841541
NOThing funny about that
No.841543
orbweavers are basted
No.841544
nah its hilarious dumb noobs getting owned hard like they deserve bet those lil goblins with their 2 inch dicks enjoyed that monk girls soft kitty
No.841545
goblins have big ribbed dicks
No.841546
>>841516ask him what he thinks of mugabe
No.841547
read herkz twitter for a bit and raged might have a nap and then go to the post office
No.841548
Everyone in the comments: Booooo this is fake you threw those spiders in there, shame on you!
Me: Haaaaaaaaaah nice, wrap those babies up and save em for snack time.
No.841549
the snap scene makes me NOT want to watch goblin slayer
No.841550
>>841549its okay the goblins get owned for it
No.841551
what about the girl is she okay
No.841552
well she cant be unsnapped
No.841553
dont spoil it for him hell never watch it
No.841554
i wk will unsnap her
No.841555
wish i would get snapped by goblins
No.841556
Got double texted clarifying who they are
No.841557
send a dick pic
No.841558
Would you pinch it yes or no
No.841559
aunt asked in the family groupchat if its my birthday hehe
No.841561
愛 when grandma joins the family irc
No.841562
how old are you youngster
No.841563
still havent recovered from yesterdays framemog
No.841564
sigh meeting postponed for aNOTher week
No.841565
im 27 and zero days
No.841566
also i had no idea until the other manager called raging about it because im NOT in the group chat
the new gm forgot i exist
No.841567
dad says he cant do the october motorcycle course because The Boss has jury duty one of those days and i cant do the mid november one for personal reasons so we settled on the last week of november to do it
its going to be flipping cold and im NOT going to be into it in seven weeks im excited to get my license right now
No.841568
simply go get it right now then
No.841569
Wish i had a dad to do things with
No.841570
dad keeps asking to see my transcripts i have been avoiding him
No.841571
my dads going to get a motorcycle
No.841572
im mentalcel
No.841573
im neetcel
No.841574
im neither neet nor incel nor flapper
No.841575
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flippin hate chinks
No.841576
going to sign seki up for undercover milfs
No.841577
phew nice 5 hour sushi bar sesh what did i miss hima
No.841578
>>841575send him Tiananmen Square 六四天安門事件 1989年4月 June Fourth Incident 六四事件
No.841579
just got back from the post office its about a 50 minute round trip of walking at a good pace which is a nice length and has a good balance of hills and flat ground its all really nice views saw a big colony of bats all hanging in this bunch of huge trees there were at least a few thousand of them it was pretty cool now im sweaty as a pig
No.841580
do NOT antagonize the chinks or else
No.841581
The Bosss bitching about how the toiler ends up sprayed with piss after i pee she told me to pee sitting down
No.841582
any chinks here
No.841583
you should pee sitting down
No.841584
>>841579you should get a bicycle
No.841585
>>841579you should get a bicycle
No.841587
sighing pretty big right now
No.841588
why does that car have window curtains
No.841589
>>841584>>841585ive got one but i get nervous riding on roads with high speed limits that trucks occasionally go on
No.841590
>>841583i cant my chicken nugget touches the water i told The Boss i make a mess because the toiler is so unbelievably low but she said that its normal and im just too tall
No.841591
>>841588its an asian taxi
No.841592
>>841581get a piss dampener
No.841593
>>841590just get a catheter and drop the tube into the toilet so your piss cant splash around
No.841595
ill just get some piss jugs like a proper jpboy
No.841596
how about you just clean your piss up after yourself instead of leaving it for The Boss to find
No.841597
Once upon a time In America is on Netflix!!!!
No.841598
Wish my local opium den never closed down
No.841599
fell for the pissjug meme hard
No.841600
pissing in jugs and bottles of all shapes sizes and colors is one of lifes simple pleasures
No.841601
Anyone else approve of antifa
No.841602
who cares about antifa
No.841603
stopped at the dagashiya and the girl gave me 5 percent off hehe
got some chocolates and 4 ramune ones a matcha flavored one
No.841604
hate sweets
No.841605
same flip sugarnorms
No.841606
He's doing it again arrogantly flaunting his new found smv
No.841607
might start a goldfarming business and hire the local chinks
No.841608
Only ever farmed maiz in Mexico
No.841609
baste spicsuz
No.841610
feel like playing tekken now for some reason
No.841611
feel like playing tekken now for some reason
No.841612
streammmm
No.841613
feel like flicking my bean for some reason
No.841614
kitty reeks
No.841615
bored gonno fire up a maplestory private server
No.841616
Wonder what tg is doing
No.841617
Has kenbo linked tg to hima wonder where all these kitty posts are coming from
No.841618
stop capitalizing or i rage
No.841620
die
No.841621
sexy lady from the professional is overrated the actual bestest sexy lady is in Once Upon a Time In America
No.841622
actually feeling bummed out about the meeting tomorrow being cancelled
made one of my specialties potatoes peppers and sausage for dinner gonno have a big feast
got two potatoes two sausages and two peppers i made one fried version and the other is in the oven baking right now
No.841623
gonno work on a fake california accent so i can be cool
No.841624
may just have to jerk it hehe
No.841625
californians dont have an accent
No.841626
larry david has an accent and he lives in california explain that
No.841628
wonder what big herc has to say about peds in prison
No.841630
dont like salt and vinegar that much my favorite is sour cream and onion
No.841631
idiot
No.841632
fool
No.841634
Big herc already made a video about peds fake fan
No.841635
hima if you make spp do it in the oven
No.841637
lets fly to michigan
No.841638
no
No.841640
wonder what thads going to do when he gets out
No.841641
probably jerk it to kids
No.841642
holy flip is he out already
No.841643
>>841636its a comparison test but intel used a better third party cpu cooler for their own cpu
No.841644
basted fulippin intel
No.841647
gonno buy a hakko station + a cheap multimeter
No.841648
get a small tip
No.841649
someone prepare the hima invite for when thad gets out
No.841650
that nigga got his cheeks busted
No.841651
racked and bottled 10 litres today and im cold crashing them out of impatience its gonno be aNOTher week or two till the yeast drops out ill bottle the rest then
No.841652
>>841648one the meter or soldering iron
No.841653
yes
No.841654
sigh poor thad hes a broken man now remember hearing he attempted suicide while in prison early on
No.841658
>>841654hes going to walk around the american desert now as the man without a name a living ghost looking for a reason to live
No.841660
rage when i see girls try to play sushi bars
No.841661
whats wrong with sushi chef girls
No.841663
gonno watch one piece and morph mates
No.841664
watch tng instead
No.841666
>>841664i already did sorry
No.841668
Time for turt to get up
No.841670
still upset that the iidx machine broke and the staff didnt fix it
No.841671
Be the change you want to see in the world
No.841672
gonno masturbate
No.841673
oog me jo
No.841674
uh oog haha
No.841675
are you jerking it to whitemanes thighs
No.841676
die wk
No.841678
how can i tell if a girl likes me or is scared of me
No.841680
if she likes you she will ask for your snap
No.841681
>>841678ask onseki but dont expect him to tell you anything
No.841682
girls often stare at me with a blank face and when i look at them they look away quickly and look nervous but only one girl has said she liked me well NOT even that her friend told me that think its cause im tall and lean i must look menacing
No.841683
they think you look like a pedo snapr
No.841684
are you in middle school or something adult girls dont act like that
No.841685
drinking some of my hooch its strong
No.841686
im 25 my interaction with them is at taco bell
No.841688
well if youre over 6'2" you live life on easymode and if aNOTher girl said it then its probably true you can now leave hima and live your new life as a chad
No.841689
its a normpie eating contestant
No.841690
height is a meme its all about the face
No.841691
im short fat and ugly
No.841692
same
No.841693
same im 6'1
No.841694
die tallnorm
No.841695
im 6'3" but still no idea how to get a nice korean proverbs 31 gf wont bother with a roast
No.841696
The Boss said her psychic said im gonno get married and have kids
No.841697
by going to korea and simply existing
the one thing copers need to realize is that if youre actually attractive girls will be approaching you
No.841698
remember when we held onseki hostage and forced him to take the site oh wait he volunteered
No.841699
how do i go to korea i dont have money or a job
No.841700
swim reflapper
No.841701
stop giving attention to an obvious pie eating contestant turt he comes here to brutally heightmog you and you give him what he wants explain yourself
No.841702
its NOT fair
No.841703
nobody else is talking so why NOT
i get mogged every day if i go outside its NOT like being on the internet is any different
No.841704
>>841701his life is layers of memes
No.841705
wish neetblog was here
No.841707
im here
No.841709
He's here it's still NOT time for him to sleep NOT even close
No.841710
neetblog get on vr i need to tell you something im at the usual spot
No.841711
>>841706you should be liking sixnine instead
No.841712
what about fortnine
No.841713
Hey nb 👋
No.841714
>>841711Nice passive aggressive comment kolby
No.841715
nice double picard episode hehe
No.841716
just one more year until The Boss takes the penis cage off im getting nervous
No.841717
wonder if tg knows about penis cages
No.841720
vomit inducing
No.841721
why come roll does NOT pamper my dick
No.841722
because shes NOT real
No.841723
>>841720because its dr light right NOT because its roll
No.841724
its raining
No.841726
are you blind
No.841727
i see a reflection of red but the roots and tips are the same color
No.841728
wish i could be that part of the main characters that always wears a mask or suit or armor with a helmet or something
No.841729
whats stopping you
No.841730
>>841727you might wanna calibrate your monitor
No.841731
i cant find a group of adventurers
No.841732
wish it rained all day every day
No.841733
its the flipping same you fools
No.841735
neetblog has joined the party
No.841736
neetblog is now the party leader
No.841737
you must gather your party before venturing forth
No.841738
neetblog has kicked kenbo from the party
No.841739
wish i was from the philippines looks fun
No.841740
its NOT that great
No.841741
>>841739it pinches trust me the power and internet goes out all the time and it stinks and is noisy and people constantly try to scam and steal from you
No.841743
cant believe there are pinoys on hima
No.841744
>>841743why whats wrong with that
No.841745
flapperlaughing at the second picard NOT talking
No.841746
im the pinoyblog
No.841747
tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, baboy wrestling, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, hima posting, qtp2t filipina gf
No.841748
hima is a global community
No.841751
>>841647hope you got an FX-888D
No.841752
thunderstorms brewing hima might delay my pork sandwiches till it hits so i can eat and watch the storm
No.841753
hb its a green sky storm its been a while
No.841754
keep thinking of neetblog when i see obrien
No.841755
made some fantastic fettuccine alfredo but im NOT hungry anymore
No.841756
ill eat it if you dont want it
No.841757
been dissolving hrt medication into meals and leaving them on the table in the mansion so someone comes and eats it for two months now
No.841758
how long can i survive if i just stop eating
No.841759
a few hours
No.841760
>>841758knew a mate who lived lost in the himalayas for over a month without anything but a candy bar and made it back hes partially blind and has motor problems though
No.841761
went 3 days without food when i was in 7th grade it wasnt that bad i think a week is probably when it starts getting difficult
No.841762
The Boss bought a new toaster oven gonno fire this badboy up
No.841763
whats cooking good looking
No.841764
that irish mate in the prison hunger strike lasted like 60 days
No.841765
should i try water fasting
No.841766
never used a toaster oven theyre were selling them at aldi last time i went for like $40 i was thinking about getting one but didnt
No.841767
theyre pretty nice
No.841768
todays pork sandwiches have double extra onion
No.841769
get an air fryer instead
No.841770
those are too expensive but i would like one
No.841771
some asshole came in today talking about smells and said that his friend is an onion farmer and that because hes around onions so much he cant smell them anymore
he said the same about a friend who pumps shit and said he wouldnt mind that
No.841772
wish i could smell
No.841773
whats an air fryer
No.841775
its like a deep fryer but you dont need oil
No.841776
>>841774isnt this the mate that cant cook
No.841777
>>841774did you see jack had an stroke lately hope hes doing alright
No.841779
people on hima have strokes everyday
No.841780
glad the blood clot never went up to my brain
No.841781
whatever happened to the beako girl meme
No.841782
memes dont last forever
No.841784
great sandwiches hima
No.841785
hate sandwiches
No.841786
never figured out the difference between sandwiches and burgs
No.841787
burgers have meat
No.841788
foolish onion 愛r
No.841789
then why do chicken sandwiches exist
No.841790
chicken is poultry
No.841791
havent showered in a week im starting to adapt
No.841792
>>841788who the real fool is is plain for all to see
No.841793
isnt it burgs are usually made with ground meat think of a turkey burger and then think of a turkey sandwich
No.841794
how about roast beef sandwiches then
No.841795
they call chicken sandwiches chicken burgers here
No.841796
roast beef isnt ground and formed into a patty so its just a roast beef sandwich
No.841797
i seek war
No.841798
but chicken mince thats breaded and fried is still called a chicken sandwich
No.841799
the warseeker
No.841800
same i belong on the battlefield
No.841801
uh ground chicken i mean
No.841802
its the breading that makes it a chicken sandwich if it was just the meat ground up without the breading it would be a chicken burger
No.841803
if you breaded ground beef and fried it would it be a beef sandwich
No.841804
it would be a country fried burger
No.841805
thought you could only country fry a steak
No.841806
just realized cunnilingus and santa claus and the tooth fair and all kinds of abstract beings and mythological figures actually exist holy flip
No.841807
this might be a question for ck
No.841808
https://www.slam jam.com/recipes
nice didnt know this existed
No.841809
i did
No.841811
revolting flipping chink
No.841812
Creamy slam jam® and Pasta Nachos
huh
No.841814
im telling you fry that slam jam up and put it into some raoh tonkotsu ramen with some boiled eggs its delicious
No.841815
no thanks ill stick to creamy slam jam and pasta nachos
No.841816
never had slam jam before whats it like
No.841817
i got lots of cream but i usually put it between
No.841818
heard slam jam stands for spoiled ham
No.841820
shoulder of pork and ham
No.841821
dislike slam jammate
No.841822
never had it either always thought itd be like vienna sausages
No.841823
multiple people here enjoy eating slam jam its NOT just one mate
No.841824
slam jam was ragers meal of choice
No.841825
i only ate it for the first time a couple months ago but was pleasantly surprised its really nice
No.841826
although The Boss has been making fun of me for eating it since then
No.841827
what is so nice about it
No.841828
it tastes good what else is there to say
No.841829
easy to use in lots of different ways and tastes nice and salty
No.841830
keep forgetting to buy more slam jam at the store
No.841831
romeo was an effeminate subhuman juliet should have dated the other mate forget his name
No.841832
you mean bastevolio
No.841833
anyone tried beef stroganoff before
No.841834
ya
No.841835
im stroganoff my chicken nugget right now
No.841836
50 new posts out of nowhere but luckily they were just ck shit i could quickly skim
No.841837
never even heard of it until now
No.841838
how is it
No.841839
beef strokin off
No.841840
>>841838tastes like shit mate
No.841842
how can you do what
No.841843
the music
No.841844
got a big horny chicken nugget when i saw juliets tits in the ziffirelli adaptation when we watched it in english class especially knowing that the actress was 16 at the time
No.841845
always wanted to try some head cheese
No.841846
its good
No.841847
you can try mine if you want
No.841849
or 15 rather
No.841850
>>841844i grabbed the remote and fast forwarded that part
No.841851
did her boobs nice
No.841852
cried when we watched tuck everlasting
No.841853
REALLY looking forward to stew season i think we mutated soup season
No.841854
wish shakespeare wrote in actual english NOT the flapper language he made up
No.841855
shakespeare wasnt real
No.841856
>>841853stew season isnt for aNOTher 8 months
No.841857
he was real and he was black
No.841858
>>841844wow she looks great just my type
No.841861
>>841854felt bad for the flappers in english class who couldnt read or understand shakespeares english when they had to read aloud
No.841862
how come movies and mass media in general were so much more ped back then i heard playboy featured a nude 10 year old in one of its editions
No.841863
anti ped is a modern form of brainwashing
No.841864
wish i was someones type
No.841865
>>841862the jews want it all for themselves
No.841866
whatever happened to the migrant sexy ladies who were transported to new york or something were they ever located sigh hope they werent sacrificed to the elites
No.841867
wish i was a ped
No.841868
i was the only one in the class who could read correctly everyone else got stuck on words or flipped up the emphasis
No.841869
yeah and look where you ended up
No.841870
did i ever post about how often times immigrants arriving in the us would have their last name shortened or translated into english
No.841871
bet youre real fun at parties arent you
No.841872
wish i could read
No.841873
>>841870no but thats common knowledge
No.841874
never understood why norms always use that line bet id be a flipping blast at parties im a cool and funny mate
No.841876
No.841877
>>841868yeah same half the class couldnt even read modern english if the words were more than two syllables
No.841878
bet id be a flipping blast at parties im a cool and funny mate norms dont know what theyre missing
No.841879
flip lagged hard
No.841880
did hima just lag for anyone
No.841882
same
No.841883
i would NOT be fun at parties i am an anxious mope until i drink and then i become a redditor
No.841884
have a feeling if i brought up incel to tg she would say that the new mate is incel
No.841886
No.841887
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No.841889
hes blanking out
No.841890
help im shadowbanned
No.841891
No.841893
>>841875fatcels are volcel hes NOThing but a late bloomer
No.841894
im volcel
No.841895
being fat is NOT a choice
No.841896
simply stop eating
No.841897
>>841893what if im also reflappered
No.841898
gonno brownout
No.841899
>>841896no thats NOT an option
No.841900
spent part of my life being fat part of my life being twig i like being twig better i can wear stylish clothing and easily get a lgf
No.841901
i agree when youre skinny your full potential is already on display but with fat socalled people there is always the possibility that their excess mass is concealing an impressive frame and chicken nugget structure
No.841902
why did cunnilingus gave me 愛 handles but no one to hold on to them
No.841903
>>84189780-105 is the sweet spot for slaying any dumber or smarter and it gets a lot more difficult
No.841904
i think youre seriously overestimating what somebody with 80 iq is like
No.841905
i must be 79
No.841907
im 140iqcel
No.841908
thats bullscrap theres never a downside to intelligence just like with attractiveness both give you more options and control over others and your surroundings
No.841910
>>841908higher intelligence often results in higher inhibition of course there are genius chads out there but its NOT the norm
No.841913
being a pmb results in higher inhibition if youre smart you should be able to predict reactions
No.841914
intelligence neuroses and social isolation all are correlated
No.841915
high inhibition is often just the result of being ugly anyway because youre aware that how you act or present yourself wont really improve how others perceive you if youre both smart and attractive then the world becomes NOThing but your playground
No.841916
>>841911never saw his daughter before
No.841917
>>841916shes in a lot of videos making desserts and sweets
No.841918
>>841915those mates become serial killers
No.841920
projecting
No.841921
dont find his daughter attractive much prefer the mre reviewers
No.841922
>>841919theyve been posted many times before
No.841923
>>841915im smart and attractive but it amounts to NOThing
No.841925
nigger
No.841926
what if youre smart and attractive and tall but you have a developmental disorder like autism
No.841928
>>841923youre NOT attractive
No.841930
then you can just find a sugar mama or upload a video to youtube and get tons of pity and then solicit patreon donations
No.841932
how do you find a sugar mama if youre autistic and never leave the house and just play sushi bars and watch anime all day
No.841933
>>841927thanks for reminding me how gross kids are flipping hate how their teeth fall out constantly
No.841934
>>841926if you were actually attractive only severe autism would be a hindrance
statistics show that most people consider themselves to have above average looks youre deluded with arrogance
No.841935
consider myself below average but get lots of female attention and perks its kind of nice
No.841936
stopped watching that mate after he mocked trump
No.841937
if i were tall and handsome one of my favorite pastimes would be to seduce single mothers to get access to their daughters
No.841938
>>841934would it change your mind if i told you both of my parents used to be models that had a bunch of magazine prints
No.841939
wonder how many actual studs do that probably a good amount
No.841940
can i post something i jod to
No.841941
feel free
No.841943
cant find the townsend video with the jolly fat black mate
No.841944
no because genetics arent everything
people will ask if theyre attractive but the pill is if you were attractive you would KNOW
best anyone here does is probably being mildly above average but they probably dont come around often enough to care about posting pics
No.841945
why did the fast hours start so late tonight
No.841946
>>841934did you know most people consider themselves to be above average drivers too
weird
No.841947
wow now THATs a hard pill to swallow
No.841948
>>841946its almost like people believe themselves to be the main character in a movie basted on their lives
No.841949
havent drove ever since discovered my vision was flapper nice to have that convenient justification whenever The Bosss acting up
No.841950
anime protagonist syndrom
No.841951
told The Boss about the people think they are the main character in a movie phenomenon dont think she understood what i was trying to say
No.841952
she is a npc
No.841954
A type of condition characterized by one feeling as though the are destined to become a Main Character, through possessing attributes and/or having events happen in their life that cause them to become like the protagonist of any fictional story; having to go on a journey to locate and/or save something or someone, using unique talents or skills to forward mankind, having one's home taken away from them at an early age, and losing a 愛d one to an illness are all potential instances for Main Character Syndrome to occur.
No.841955
wish i could Drive
No.841956
it pinches riding is better
No.841957
can i post something else i jod to
No.841958
yeah i know but i already said its gonno be at least 3 years before i could ride motorcycle by myself if i started today so its pointless to even think about
No.841959
no you only get one
No.841960
but this ones actually good
No.841961
wait for someone else to post their jo first then
No.841962
too bad youll have to wait till tomorrow
No.841963
you will NOT be forgiven
No.841964
always wished my parents would die so i could fulfill my main character syndrome
No.841965
wish i wasnt the main character of this tragedy
No.841966
holy flip made the grave mistake of smelling the chair again
No.841967
guess ill play some pubg
No.841968
cant overstate how pleasant this op is seeing it never fails to make me smile
No.841970
should i get blops 4
No.841971
basted battleye
No.841972
what the flip did elpres delete his channel why cant i find his treekills
No.841973
theres a new one
No.841974
youtube deleted it
No.841975
think ill become a video sushi bar cheater looks fun
No.841976
stayed up late because i didnt have to wake up early for the meeting guess ill snoooze now
a few weeks ago told tg id see her the next week and the schedule was changed so i didnt have any day with her
then she said she would see me in a few days and the meeting was flipping called off entirely like an old wizard cursed me
No.841977
cheating takes the fun away
No.841978
havent had a good consolewar on v in while
No.841979
miss when he was ped now hes just aNOTher roast worshiper
No.841980
tg is an honorary sexy lady
No.841981
surprised and relieved incels never direct much vitriol to sexy ladies the most ive seen is a couple of tangential rants on wizchan and tohno but those places predate the modern movement by a good deal
hope they never do dont want anyone targeting and killing sexy ladies it makes me feel bad
No.841982
die sexy ladyworshipper
No.841983
protoroasts
No.841985
really starting to encounter strong evidence that the external world is NOThing but a projection of my own mind wonder for how much longer hima and this mortal vessel of mine will be of use to me
No.841988
未来が眩しくて見えない snoze
No.841989
spent almost 4 hours talking with her nonstop the other day about random stuff with a bit of teasing going back and forth she seemed completely interested in what i said and seemed actually happy to talk for so long and then the next day felt like a continuation of that
especially after spending so much time here it seems hard to believe that theres someone out there who just doesnt hate me
No.841990
>>841984never understood why truck/jeep types put such ugly wheels on their vehicles often they have fake beadlock bolts and everything in this case theyre just regular fake 2 piece wheels
then they put the big offroad tread tires on there even though they never leave public roads and walmart parking lots
No.841991
shes waiting for the perfect opportunity to report you to hr once she no longer feels threatened by you
No.841993
wish i knew a girl to talk to havent talked to one that wasnt a cashier in years
No.841994
my The Boss and sister are the only females ive ever had a conversation with
No.841995
dont even talk to my The Boss dont have a sis
No.841996
is it true neetblog was gestated in a test tube and has never known parental affection
No.841997
dont like it when girls talk to me because i know its only a matter of time until i say something they deem weird and they get that creeped out or disappointed expression after that i simply walk away
No.841999
thats why mutual attraction is so beautiful dont have to worry about The Bossents like that ever occurring girls literally behave like anime characters when they like you i couldnt believe how accurate all that crap was when i witnessed it for the first time and the same applies to sexual behavior too literally everything you see in the doujinshi is real
No.842000
when i first grasped that i wasnt sure whether that means fiction reflects reality or if its the other way around but i remember being quite mindblown about it for a while
No.842001
she is NOT attracted you are the only two people in the store who else does she have to talk to
No.842002
smartnorm hours
No.842003
dont listen to that mate hes crazy or trolling or something
No.842004
babyflip has been carried out on multiple occasions
No.842005
complete with blender
No.842006
teeth are feeling nice and smooth think im finally committing to the brushing habit wonder if ill be able to reverse the decay
No.842007
same ive spent most of my life NOT brushing but after i bought a hard bristled brush ive been trying to do it every night and now my teeth are a lot whiter and the recessed gums on my bottom front teeth has started to recover
No.842008
havent brushed in years might start up again if i can find some fluoride free paste
No.842009
i dont know whether flossing is vital or even effective but i did it once a couple months ago and the one thing i do know is that the gunk you dislodge with it has a truly heinous odor it smells like stagnated sewage
No.842010
never forget the time i met with zyzz and herkz in nsw for defqon the crowd was relentless though there wasnt enough room to shuffle
No.842011
never flosses
No.842012
flossed once there was blood everywhere
No.842013
whenever i floss theres little to no gunk and it doesnt smell
No.842014
same almost got the string stuck in between my teeth and it hurt like a bitch
No.842015
>>842013do you swallow your food whole
No.842016
subsist on a liquid diet of NOThing but walmart brand ensure
No.842018
only eat fresh kills
No.842019
think ill find a nice spot in a forest and set up a tent for a few months
No.842020
storming hard hima
No.842021
>>842009you have to floss if you do NOT want your breath to smell like that
No.842022
youve been brainwashed by big floss propaganda
No.842023
taught myself how to floss while looking in the mirror waiting for the shower water to warm
No.842024
nah flip you sewage mouth
No.842025
youre a slave to the floss and you cant even see it how pathetic
No.842026
the kids just cant stop flossing
No.842027
thinkin about slam jam risotto
No.842028
josnoze time
No.842030
soulja boys a flippin queer
No.842031
i look like goku
No.842032
all alone on hima
No.842033
im here
No.842034
good night hima
see you later
No.842035
bye bye
No.842037
hope you petition for your drugs they cant unlawfully take them
No.842038
im a sovereign citizen you cant do this to me
No.842039
is thad here yet
No.842040
relaxing with a bit of high-level theology
No.842041
starting off my day with a nice big bowl of reeses puffs peanut butter crunch is the superior cereal
though sigh
No.842042
"I have a healthy way of thinking and normal brain chemistry, that allows me to live a fulfilled life without worrying about irrelevant stuff like if i got "mogged"
if only i could say the same
No.842043
woke
No.842044
how was your slumber
No.842046
how do i cope with my norwooding
No.842047
just wear a cool hat
No.842048
workin
No.842049
>>842046finasteride and minoxidil
hair plugs if you can afford it
No.842050
hair is pure cope it cant salvage your lack of facial structure if you dont look good bald you dont look good period
No.842052
that mates an effeminate twink hes got no sex appeal girls just like him cos hes tall and famous and NOT repulsive hed get mogged to hell by a real man like clint walker
hoo boy now that was a real specimen they dont make em like they used to but im glad for that imagine if mates like him were still walking around id just give up and subject myself to hrt immediately
No.842054
big chance that mate would look horrendous bald
No.842055
flip whatever happened to strawberry toast crunch that stuff was heavenly
No.842056
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kill confirmed
No.842057
what do sexy ladies think of male chest hair do they like it i have a lot
No.842059
>>842001she could have easily sat in the back or looked at her phone but instead she was in the front either standing next to me or sitting on the counter and talking
then the next day she was texting me throughout the day and called a few times asking simple questions but those phone calls all turned into conversations
theres still a high chance that she may simply be a very friendly person but some of the things she says and does makes me unsure of that
No.842060
>>842006idiot your teeth will be rotten forever
No.842061
shes just a genki flapper enjoy it while you can and dont flip up the nature of your relationship by ascribing nonexistent subtext to it
No.842062
norms will do that even the introverted ones will prefer to talk to someone over sitting around by themselves even if they have NOThing in common
No.842063
愛 a good brush & floss
No.842064
human teeth pinch
No.842065
would help for seki to give input on this but hes too busy doing stuff
No.842066
9900k $525 without a cooler intel is flipping dead
No.842067
think these last two years have easily been the best of my life or at least recent memory seen a lot of funny and underage stuff
No.842068
imagine basing the quality of your life on how many cartoon drawings of naked ladies youve seen
No.842069
what stuff
No.842070
its worth paying twice as much to get 5 more fps in fortnite you fool
No.842071
it would be highly inadvisable to share such material here as it violates US laws
No.842075
>>842062what about the touching
No.842077
flapperlaughing how it seems NOT intel cant do anything without waves of people complaining about something
first it was the 28 core thing like steve said now its the tests they do even though the 9900k does actually alleviate the thermal paste problem and makes delidding useless and is an actual improvement over what they last put out
this is the beginning of the end
No.842078
nobody understands your technorm babble
No.842079
ok ill just go back to posting about tg
No.842080
thats my cue to morph then
No.842082
Hardware Unboxed 2 hours ago
It's even worse than we thought, Principled Technologies are running the 2700X as a quad-core. Updated results here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/21950120nice intel
No.842084
stupid doozer
No.842085
woke up
No.842086
norms can tell that you've jerked it to kids
No.842089
How do penises feel inside you
No.842090
bend over and youll find out
No.842092
stretched and yelled
No.842093
took the nig to the mall for food and a north american charger for his phone and asked him about mugabe he sounds pretty fed up with the african corruption but who wouldnt be
No.842094
you got some imagination
No.842095
baking some fries
No.842096
also i prescribed the first pill he asked if i had a gf and i said no in this country girls only pay attention if you have money or height
by the time he leaves he will be the most blackpilled nig in nigland
No.842097
>>842086tg cant tell but then again shes pretty flapper so she cant understand a lot of stuff
still laugh at her NOT understanding how gloryholes worked specifically how the dick would fit through the hole
No.842098
tng time its the icarus factor
No.842099
ohh cunnilingusdd decided to take an after lunch nap because i was so tired and now i feel like absolute shite helpp feel like i died and someone rolled a 1 before the resurrection spell
No.842100
I can't hold this pose forever when do i find or 9
No.842102
cracked my knuckles way too much yesterday due to anxiety and now they hurt never gonno crack my joints again
No.842103
they will crack with or without you
No.842104
cracked my dick knuckle a few days ago it felt great
No.842106
charleston chew timw
No.842108
isnt that maltaman
No.842109
dont know if i like this matcha ramune the good thing is that they put real matcha in it
No.842110
whats something good to stare at besides walls floors or ceilings
No.842112
might get the hakko 951
No.842113
having trouble at work and the girl that got a leave wont answer my messages oh well
No.842114
hehe mate who came in asked what i do all day so i brought up tng and said i was watching the episode where riker gets his promotion offer and he said it was a great episode and he was sorry for interrupting
No.842115
watch ds9 instead
No.842116
hehe
No.842117
should i cut my kitty hairs like a pumpkin so when i hook up with someone at the halloween party they will eat me out
No.842119
Thought i got a parking ticket but it was only a warning good thing I'm never going back there "clean Air" parking can pinch my ass boost that shit
No.842120
why did cunnilingus make me volincel
No.842121
I'm volcel i dedicate my life to my lord and savior i don't have time for women or men alike
No.842122
woke up hows it hangin mates
No.842123
im NOT hangin
No.842124
wish i was hangin
No.842125
its hangin
just want to go home and have a big mug of hot coffee sigh think im gonno have a workplace jo and mutate work
No.842127
about to have a big cup of coffee myself
No.842128
have a big cup of this
No.842129
>>842118thats a melon NOT a lime
seen this image on forums for at least 10 years maybe longer is there a story behind it
No.842130
its a lime
No.842131
thats a pomelo you flipping idiots
No.842132
>>841862ya 1975s sugar and spice phew thats a good one
No.842133
oh and theres eva ionescos playboy as well its black and white but i like it more
No.842134
pinch my boosting dick
No.842135
The corporate place is still doing interviews just give me the boosting job already
No.842136
you dont deserve it you belong working in a paint store
No.842137
I don't want it id rather work at the protein plant for 17 an hour with unlimited overtime and gym you can use whenever you want but theyre NOT hiring
No.842138
simply work at a water store you can sit in the back and watch tng all day and snack
No.842139
wish i could walk into a water store and be made a manager and get a free gf and free donuts and free drinks
No.842140
suz doesnt want that he wants to work hard and get himself a new iphone and some banging yeezys
No.842141
I want to buy a 4k go pro and car parts to blog my life and car misadventures and friends i think getting friends would be the hardest part
No.842142
wish i had one friend
No.842143
my friends are here
No.842144
should i get blops 4
No.842145
yeah
No.842146
im too ugly for anyone to NOT instantly hate me
No.842147
wonder what thads up to
No.842148
hes suffering
No.842149
at the well bunch of geese around i was getting some water had 2 bottles filled some mate comes in front of me and starts filling his 4 bottles what a jaypee boy ya i had the 3rd stashes in the backpack but you ask if youre done NOT just barge it like a undisciplined mutt its starting to rain might bounce on outta here
No.842150
Should've showed him the true powers of the blimp cunnilingus
No.842151
if i was a blimp everyone would fear me but im twig
No.842152
flipping hate chinks but secretly wish i was one sigh
No.842153
if i was chink id be a world renown mathematician
No.842154
imagine a 400lb blimp naruto running straight at you full speed
No.842155
im fat but i can run surprisingly fast
No.842156
imagine a 220lb jacked kaneki leering at you
No.842157
fats typically have strong legs for obvious reasons except for the ones that have chosen the scooter path instead
No.842158
holy flip just saw a flying goose take a napalm bombing style shit that was epic
No.842159
wish i hadnt fallen for the math pinches meme back in high school
No.842160
>>842155i was faster than all the non athlete twigs back in high school
No.842162
I passed algebra 1 without even trying i dropped out of school in tenth grade so i didn't getto go to geometry
No.842163
hows it even possible to fail algebra
No.842164
Adding and subtracting is so hard my algebra teacher was a hardcore Christian that resembled bill nye
No.842165
my algebra skills are still shaky
No.842166
Who wants to get a shiatsu massage with me
No.842168
>>842167baste flappercoders
No.842169
im home hima gonno get myself a big mug of coffee and relax
No.842170
i was the fastest one in 5th grade because id go out to jog with dad everyday
No.842171
okaeri
No.842173
halloween event is up gonno overwatch
No.842174
overnorm
No.842175
NOThin norm
No.842176
die overnorm
No.842177
you cant insult a sushi chef like that
No.842178
The Boss is blasting led zep 1 again
No.842179
norm zepplin
No.842180
im norm
No.842181
once sushi bars become streaming only i will never play a new one again
No.842182
nice ross
No.842183
ross is baste
No.842184
is there a site where i can brush up on algebra
No.842186
>>842139speaking of that i think tg finally sees me as a manager now or at the very least a friend
No.842187
hate sand niggers they made math too complex with their al jebras and al gorithms and zeroes
No.842188
and their al gae
No.842189
gonno get two more sausages for some more spp tonight hima let me tell you baking it was superior to frying
No.842190
ban the sc2
No.842191
zeroes are necessary
No.842192
gonno get a nice air bake sheet
cant get as excited talking about bakeware as i can about pans dont know why
No.842193
pans are a lot more fun to use baking stuff just sits there
No.842194
my carbon steel pan just feels perfect to cook in its like a mix between a cast iron pan and a stainless steel pan
No.842195
why do norms hate maths
No.842196
maths isnt a word
No.842197
it is everywhere but the us
No.842198
balls stink gonno bathe
No.842199
kitty itches
No.842200
every morning my kitty feels hungry is that normal
No.842202
apparently the short shy girl that the new gm talked about has only been here 8 months and was trained all flipped up
tg was given good training shes just too flapper to make sense of it in her case its like explaining how to fry an egg but NOT knowing what a pan or a stove is
No.842203
really hate when people explain how to fry an egg but do NOT explain the pan or stove part
No.842204
>>842203just walk in there and give that egg a firm fry
No.842205
How do you fry an egg
No.842206
because you dont use them during baking only before and after theyre cooking molds
No.842207
Mold my ass it's so perfect
No.842209
me on the far right at the back
No.842210
how come that mate on the floor has a chicken nugget that far down
No.842211
is that elliot on the bottom
No.842212
watching durarara again forgot what episode i was on so i started from 14
No.842213
Saw that when i was 16 it freaking blows
No.842215
lookin good
No.842216
why does celty hold the phone up when shes talks again
i forgot
does she NOT actually talk and the voice over is just for viewer convenience
No.842218
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No.842219
the call that saved hima
No.842220
always feel a bit weird when people ask my name and write it down all i can imagine is that theyre going to call and ask if im here beforehand and then only come in when im NOT here
No.842222
basteseki
No.842223
delete that right now
No.842224
durararararara is baste
No.842226
>>842221thats molester man after some gear and heavy looksmaxing
No.842229
just looksmaxx uhh i already have
No.842230
nice pedosuz
No.842231
Does it really count as pedophilia when they look like that
No.842232
i like that jewish rapper girl she has some nice milky breasts and 愛s to have fun
No.842233
yes
No.842234
gonno crack open some light brews and make sushi
No.842235
just started on some wine and sushi bars myself
No.842236
die alcoholics
No.842237
NOThing wrong with throwing a 40 back or two after a long day of doing NOThing
No.842238
pedo philia is being attracted to prepubescent kiddos
No.842239
wish i had a 40
The Boss wont get me one she says theyre for alcoholics
No.842240
Yeah that lady is way past puberty if i didn't see her age I'd say she was 20 judging on her breasts and face
No.842242
that already got posted
No.842243
i know i saved it from the previously posted post
No.842245
Remember my teenmateyears when i would get a king cobra or Mickey's by asking bums and giving them a birdie or dollar
No.842246
>>842241nice cum rag bin thats flipping sick
No.842247
whats a birdie
No.842248
a pinchjob
No.842249
>>842246girls have needs too
No.842250
girls dont sperm they just leak a towel under them is enough
No.842251
>>842247Juvenile term for a method of consuming a drink from a community container (other than squeeze bottles) without said container actually making contact. The container's opening is placed just above the mouth, and the beverage is poured in. Requires a little bit of practice to avoid making you look like you have a hole in the lip.
That's the only bottle of water, so you better birdy drink from that.
No.842252
Waterfall or birdy?
what do you call it?
sorry if a topic like this has been made before, i couldn't find it in the search hahah and this is a really random question anyway
anyway, what do you mates call it when somebody takes a drink from your water bottle (or whatever) but they don't let their lips touch the bottle? like they just let it just pour out into their mouth.
i've always found it interesting that majority of NorCal people call it a "waterfall" while most SoCal call it a "birdie"
i'm in socal, so i've ALWAYS thought of it as a birdie and have never heard of waterfall before in my life. until my cousins came down to visit from san jose and my brothers asked them what they call it when someone takes a drink from a bottle without letting it touch their lips. and they called it a waterfall. i was like huh??? who calls it that...
but now that i think about it, birdie doesn't make much sense compared to waterfall...LOL
anyway, what do you mates call it? now i'm curious on if people from other states and countries have a name for it too hahah
edit 6/25/10:hahah yeah, i think birdie is only used in my area (orange county)
i was looking at the urbandictionary definition of birdie:
Used to describe the act of taking a sip from aNOTher person's beverage without touching one's lips to the rim of the container.
(It is interesting to NOTe that only native Orange County residents know the true definition of this term)
1. Can I please have a birdie of your water, mate?
No.842253
okay we get it
No.842254
hate c*li
No.842255
What does he have that i don't
No.842256
going to get a super fluoridated toothpaste to help remineralize my enamel
No.842257
dont youll turn cool
No.842258
theyre turning the frickin blogs gay
No.842259
eating at garls gunior again
No.842260
never ate garls gunior is it good
No.842262
imposter of who
No.842263
of a hima poster
No.842264
ignore him thats siz
No.842266
ive never had garls gunior either only hardees
No.842267
never ate hardees neither how is it
No.842268
gonno learn to juggle wish me luck hima
No.842269
>>842260>>842262>>842265Actual same ip.
- Himako
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.842270
fluoride is good for your teeth
No.842271
bastemako
No.842272
The shit posting has begun time to leave
No.842273
please do
No.842275
oh cunnilingus windows is saying i need updates is this the one that deletes all my stuff what if windows updates while im asleep
No.842276
gonno make some breakfast sandwiches hima
No.842277
basteseki
No.842278
>>842269whyd this mate get banned his sleuthing was spot on
No.842279
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
nyaa nyaa nyaaaaaaa
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
No.842280
hehe
No.842282
>>842275you should have disabled windows update service years ago or better yet switched to linux
No.842284
simply delete the update
No.842285
i can juggle with two objects but i dont know when to throw the third
No.842286
my brother is bad at juggling but thinks hes good he always juggles fruit but drops them and bruises them
No.842287
windows routinely randomly flips up windows and renders it unbootable to do a few things one force you to buy a new computer because most norms have no interest in reinstalling an old os when a better one exists and new norm laptops are on thr market
two they sow fear of crashes and market cloud baste storage solutions which steal your private information in fairly elementary level botnet phishing schemes and finally keep their technical support personnel busy
its all a sceme and if you cant see it youre blind does no one else remember when every windows xp computer was crashed within a few months from a certain update that accidentally broke system32
No.842288
>>842275i updated and NOThing happened
No.842289
phew these breakfast sandwiches are simply divine
No.842290
>>842260ya they have a bunch of burgs usually get a big garl hehe
No.842291
>>842287windows has boosted me so hard in that regard a bunch of times it will just update and give you an impassable black screen randomly across multiple computers and operating systems flip those boosters blocked every microsoft ip from contacting my computer last time it happened
No.842293
baste smugseki
No.842294
never had a problem with windows updates
No.842295
never had any problems with any of my operating systems dont know what the fuck you idiots are doing wrong
No.842296
uh it also mentions moderators and jans
No.842297
you dug the grave of your persona just now
No.842298
>>842295never had a problem on linux or on windows since disabling windows update but windows can update and break itself
No.842299
>>842295linuxnorms cant use windows
No.842300
miss the good old days when hima was fun now its NOThing but the same old shit and onseki refuses to change anything for the better just look at how many people blocked banners because of what he did
No.842301
NOT this again
No.842302
pnig is wylin out
No.842305
consider yourself lucky
No.842306
does no one else remember stuxnet
does no one remember it only attacking windows computers that werent activated copies
does anyone else remember it traveling through usb keys
it was all a scheme by microsoft to flip with people who stole windows xp copies and for the same three reasons listed above for installing bugged updates
No.842307
tg only has a chromebook hehe
No.842308
still using unupdated windows 7
No.842309
i thought stuxnet was meant to boost over iranian nuclear facilities
No.842310
>>842299NOThin norm about linux
No.842311
it was just some hack a bored windowd mate came up with
No.842312
>>842300i had banners blocked before onseki was the admin
No.842313
>>842310everything is norm about it devnorm
No.842315
im NOT a dev
No.842316
hima needs a cool dev who does cool things and can do cool things
No.842319
>>842311why would someone come up with a complex virus that only targets specific logic controllers if they were a bored windowd mate
No.842320
dad said i could get a job if i learned linux
No.842321
>>842319because they were bored
No.842322
he lied
No.842323
stuxnet was an american backed jewish creation
No.842325
linux is for job norms like that mate above
No.842326
wish i was a zionist
No.842328
its NOT that great
No.842329
me and neetblog are the last neets alive
No.842330
yeah it is jobnorm you would know wagie
No.842331
im a weekend neet its the same thing
No.842332
am i too old for college
No.842333
joblinuxnorm
No.842334
>>842330im NOT a wagenorm im the motherflippin neetblob
No.842335
nice linuxblog
No.842336
>>842332youre never too old mate
No.842337
wish hima had a mascot
No.842339
sigh nick got an evo nine and im stuck here in my granny grocery getter
No.842340
ill hopefully have an ecommerce business up and running so ill be able to quit and neet it up
No.842341
gonno write some linux scripts to make my job 10% more efficient my manager is going to 愛 this
No.842342
figured out i can tilt my helmet down to drink water wonder if that means its too big or broken in just enough
No.842343
just checked out ‘’that’’ board
No.842344
i automatized my old job entirely with ahk by the end i only had to work for half an hour a week and the scripts had triggers to start automatically when needed
No.842345
link
No.842348
its modelo time foo
No.842349
updated windows and none of my files were deleted that was disappointing
No.842350
>>842344baste linux user cant wait to tell my manager this one to
No.842351
it was just dumb norms logged into the wrong profile after updating
No.842352
learn windows server if you really want an easy job its a flipping joke and the businesses running it wont know shit about IT either so you can just coast doing NOThing
No.842353
i already am being paid to do virtually NOThing for eight hours everyday thats NOT the issue
No.842354
get some dos equis instead
No.842355
Fancy never like dos equis taste like blue moon
No.842356
dont drink mexican beer youll get infected
No.842357
Agreed get some bud light
No.842359
no they are both unbasted
No.842361
A dream is a wish your heart makes
No.842362
i dreamed about being a pro cs player last night is that what my heart wants
No.842363
Hey seki can you ban the mate that posted that gay shite i can't stop clicking it
No.842364
>>842360is that pastor anderson
No.842365
yeah
No.842366
went to the butcher for 2 sausages and the mate only charged me for one hehe
No.842367
might have some pork sandwiches then
No.842369
hima mixed a can of tuna with a roughly chopped medium yellow onion pinch of salt and black pepper and two spoons of mayo mixed everything and now im feastin phew this is great
No.842370
onion salt pepper and mayo where would i be without them they really make everything better
No.842372
wonder if pastor anderson is secretly a sodomite
No.842374
>>842369i havent made that recently bot sure why
i mutate the onion and use onion powder because i cant chop onions in my room and dont like them anyway
No.842375
>>842372of course he is why do you think hes such a rager hes been corrupted already
No.842376
the light of the lord keeps the fire of rage alit
No.842378
that name calling sermon the other day was fiery might have to play it for The Boss soon since last time i played some panderson for her she got upset because he was being rude to people
No.842379
time to morph
No.842380
cunnilingus NPCs
No.842382
basted
No.842383
vile
No.842384
its rainin hima
No.842385
hasnt rained in days dont know why
No.842386
hoo its rainin hard
No.842387
have you raindanced lately
No.842388
>>842381name of sushi bar?
No.842390
now im curious too what is it
No.842391
power just went out flip
No.842392
its a wicked vile sushi bar play a cunnilingusly sushi bar like contra instead
No.842393
power is back on nice gonno fire up one piece and earlymorph
No.842394
best pork sandwiches i ever did eat
No.842395
wish to play contra with pastor anderson
No.842396
ok ill ask wsr then sigh
No.842397
pastor anderson can beat contra with just 1 life
No.842399
basted rulenorm owning your ass on wsr
No.842400
got a really nice heavy baking sheet for my spp it was able to fit two sausages and a whole piman and a big potato the house smells great hima like spp
No.842401
baste
No.842402
愛 data episodes in tng
No.842403
tg asked if i was busy i told her i was going to do laundry and sleep is that okay
No.842404
meritocracy of the oni & blade
No.842405
tell her youre jelqing
No.842407
nah i posted it to begin with
No.842408
allergies are acting up
No.842409
man up
No.842410
>>842405she took like 10 minutes then said she wants to watch
No.842411
gonno nap bye
No.842412
ok bi
No.842413
riced gtk a little bit
No.842414
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No.842416
he drives
No.842417
huge batch of spp gonno shower while it cools down and then feast
No.842418
whats spp
No.842419
sausage piman and potatoes dice them up and put them on a baking sheet and put them in the oven
No.842420
>>842418succulent pig penis
No.842421
remember drawing a bunch of oekaki but whenever someone posts a bunch i cant tell which ones are mine if any
No.842422
couldnt draw my way out of a paper bag if i had to
No.842423
same
No.842424
anyone else morph with your butt sticking out
No.842425
♫ boku wa abunai oniisan ♫
No.842426
Doing legpresses and i ate chili feel the gas bubbling inside me think I'll mutate this
No.842427
nice data penpals with an alien sexy lady
No.842428
just squished a stinkbug why are there so many bugs now i never used to see this many
No.842429
did it stink
No.842430
NOT sure the stink of my room must have cancelled it out
No.842431
It stunk nicely
No.842432
boku wa abunomaru
No.842433
post it
No.842434
sick hima sigh
No.842436
does ken xyro still make blog posts
No.842437
http://kenxyro.com/how-to-pick-up-girls-anywhere/seems like he stopped after this but continues to twitterpost
No.842439
the only ken i care about is kenbo
No.842440
Because I'm in too deep and I'm trying to keep up above in my head instead I'm going under🎼
No.842441
what about ken-sama
No.842444
> Virgin Play: Can play through the entire sushi bar as a virgin.
ok this seems interesting
No.842445
its NOT that great trust me
No.842447
>>842446shut the boost up bitch
No.842448
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No.842450
theres some flipping pie eating contestant here and onseki refuses to do anything
its probably one of his teenmates
No.842451
the pie eating contestants think its okay to post here since haysuz hasnt been banned
No.842452
>>842443flip that speedmogger
No.842454
>>842444a lot of those sushi bars let you do this its fun
No.842455
thinking of tg because the weather tonight is exceptional
No.842456
I lost my virginity at the age of 13. At the time I had an 18-year-old boyfriend who I thought was the epitome of cool because he used to pick me up from school on his motorbike.
No.842457
nice
No.842458
♪ boku wa henjin te kamo ne ♪
No.842459
tl it waps
No.842460
had a rough day yesterday big boss walked in and said sorry to put you on the spot but we have a few finance students coming in so when they do i want you to pull up some stuff and tell them what you do
then a few minutes later about 20 college kids in formal attire pile in and i stumble through some sentence mispronouncing words and sweating when it was over i had to go to the breakroom and pace around for a while my palms felt numb and i was burning up
thats the kind of thing id have to have a day or so to prepare for it almost killed me
No.842461
i think heysuz is scaring turt off hes clingy and obsessive
No.842462
he set you up for failure
No.842463
>>842460those kids owned you
No.842464
must i rage
No.842465
maple story 2 is launching today might fire it up
No.842468
>>842451>>842461Haven't even posted siz stop making it so obvious it's you
No.842469
im NOT siz
No.842470
Uhh I'm NOT siz i just act like him and hate you for no reason
No.842471
why are some people less compatible with this world than others
No.842472
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No.842474
big chicken nugget
No.842475
why didnt you just remeber that your a mass seprate from them or expend your aura
No.842476
because i still need this job for now
No.842477
what is she measuring
No.842478
flapper
No.842479
washing my new white shirts because tg commented on the old one i was wearing with holes in it saying she wanted to buy me a new one
i told her to NOT worry about it because its one of the older 100% cotton shirts i own and how all the others from the pack tore because 100% cotton undershirts pinch then i started going on and on about undershirt fabric blends and how i cant find my favorite 60/28/12 cotton/polyester/rayon blend anymore and how hopefully the most recent purchase of 40/60 rayon/polyester shirts will be a nice replacement
No.842481
is that NOT allowed online
No.842482
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No.842483
i meant thad again sorry
No.842484
he is but hes only allowed on one device
No.842486
just woke up dont remind me about warding
No.842487
whats wrong with it
No.842488
enable das modul
No.842490
and they monitor his activity
No.842491
need a big ol cup of coffee i feel like shite
No.842492
do you hydrate yourself properly caffeinated liquids and alcohol all dehydrate you
No.842493
yeah i drink water all day every day
No.842494
waternorm
No.842496
normulum
No.842497
take that back right now
No.842498
>>842489i dream about turning into a girl every day hope it happens soon
No.842500
consider yourself finished bud
No.842501
>>842495when does the song start
No.842502
If you ever threaten me again like that it will be the last thing you ever do .
No.842503
>>842501around 1:26 when the ghost noises start
No.842504
>>842498simply fire up the hrt
No.842505
should i leave out candy or nah
No.842506
>>842504i said girl NOT sad hideous freak
No.842507
i was born a sad hideous freak
No.842508
baw
No.842509
there are girls who are hideous freaks
No.842510
whe