No.836972
this was NOT meant to be a new thread!!
No.837024
ban
No.837028
new thread
No.837656
baste
No.837702
nice bnig
No.843575
got left behind sigh
No.843579
aris pinches at cod
No.843580
played too much cod4 promod back then
No.843581
downloading blops 4 gonno morph
No.843582
hes still learning
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No.843587
kitty is hunting the mouse pointer
No.843588
youll have to call again im NOT dressed properly
No.843590
woke up from my nap hey
No.843591
>>843578if we didnt live in the current social climate everyone here would have probably been pressured into marriage
No.843592
i would have been executed
No.843593
spermed hard now i morph
No.843594
firing up blops 4
No.843596
retched
No.843597
keep getting into arguments lately does that mean i have high test
No.843598
whats so great about blops
No.843599
only high est girls argue men speak through their actions
No.843600
gonno play some pubg
No.843602
powers out
No.843603
>>843597internet arguments? no
real life arguments? maybe
No.843604
anxious again
No.843605
grinding my stats to the extreme
No.843606
spent all week driving to charlotte but i have to get up at 3am tomorrow to drive 3 hours to the track then Drive on it for a couple of days then drive the 3 hours home in time to get up monday and start a fresh week of driving to charlotte i might burn out
No.843607
ugh im too dumb and gay for this place gonno go back to 162
No.843608
how gay are you
No.843609
this african mate sure hates chinks
No.843612
we did it years later sushi chefgate has won take that norms
No.843613
what happened
No.843615
adult sushi bars on nintendo consoles the social justice fascists have officially lost
No.843616
gonno tell the next roast i see that she will never destroy sushi bars
No.843617
dead hours
No.843618
my power is still out
No.843619
ordered some wings its a nice rainy day
No.843620
Got left behind sigh
No.843621
>>843617im playing blops 4
No.843622
woke up hima took a nice shower and had some beef stew that sis cooked now im making coffee hows it going
No.843623
>>843620who left you behind and where
No.843624
die sisrp
No.843625
wish i was baste
No.843626
NOT him
No.843628
fat bitch
No.843629
fat kitty
No.843630
boost roasts
No.843631
gonno power shower
No.843632
dont know what the hell that means
No.843634
just woke up hey mates
No.843635
hey
No.843636
should i get a zojirushi rice cooker
No.843637
ya spend all that money on it its so much better than a more affordable one
No.843638
ok guess ill get a whc40
No.843639
dont understand the rice cooker meme whats wrong with cooking it on the stove
No.843640
why do you NOT want access to hot rice 24/7
No.843642
because id eat rice only once a day twice at most
No.843643
thats why youre an idiot
No.843644
old gm hurt his back so he cant do delivery so the new gm got aNOTher mate to deliver and the new gm is in the other mates store and he has no idea what the fuck hes doing and boosting everything up
No.843645
hes just inexperienced
No.843646
he called me with a simple question so i figured as much
No.843647
got uptown girl on repeat but im only singing the woooah parts
No.843648
uptown norm
No.843649
in the living room laying on the couch with my laptop and tv on The Bosss makn coffee
No.843650
my ucc 117 came in today but its too late to try because ill be up all night if i do
No.843652
should i play magic online
No.843653
>>843641shitty buttons shitty digital display shitty heating element shitty pump whats the point
No.843655
its NOT shitty the one i have NOT is almost 8 years old and its pretty much the same design except the nonstick coating in this one is flaking so i want one with either a stainless interior or ability to be used without it being plugged in
No.843656
why is hotarus face so underage
No.843657
then why does it tick all the boxes for cheap piece of disposable chink trash
No.843658
anyonee else eat pizza with a fork
No.843659
i dont understand your question please rephrase and repost it
No.843661
im a cheap piece of disposable chink trash
No.843662
its a zoji NOT a tiger its like comparing adidas to abibas
No.843663
last name: gentlesir
first name: euphoric
motto: its actually called a trilby
No.843664
any chinks here
No.843665
first name: van
last name: tran
No.843666
im chink
No.843668
gonno play some mtg arena
No.843669
himas dead everyones at the club
No.843670
im making sushi
No.843671
texting tg and telling her that the new gm forgot i exist because he called today to ask if i had a safe
No.843672
gonno install hots
No.843673
hell yeah install that hots bitch
No.843674
play magic arena with me instead
No.843676
>>843674ive never played magic
No.843677
its easy
No.843679
hell yeah
No.843680
is that hagrid
No.843681
and trump is voldemort yes
No.843682
still dont know who that mate is
No.843685
hes having a blast playing blops4 hehe
No.843686
baste lildickgirl
No.843687
she was just 17 you know what i mean
No.843688
would rather watch the shadman stream
No.843689
>>843677alright im cancelling hots and downloading magic arena
No.843690
simply download both
No.843691
愛 jungle hijnx
No.843692
same and stickerbrush symphony
No.843693
miss the donkey kong stream golden age
No.843694
time to fire up the 100k BTU industrial torch to light the grill
No.843695
>>843690NOT everyone has such freedom with bandwidth
No.843696
guess ill nap
No.843697
fool its just 380 mebibytes
No.843698
is it possible to rip a youtube midi and NOT have it be horrible
No.843699
youtube does NOT have midis
No.843700
sis said she wants me to take her to the underwear store
No.843701
im going to leicon
No.843703
fool
No.843704
new jojo
No.843705
new gm called me by someone elses name tg called me that name then asked if i wanted her to kiss it and make it all better
dont know what this is supposed to mean
No.843706
larp
No.843707
seems like wow is turning to shit even the lore mates are getting fed up with how things are turning out and the theorycraft mates are getting upset with titanforging and
No.843708
wait for the hima classic guild
No.843709
and what
No.843710
we went over this last year nobody is playing horde so ill be playing it alone
No.843711
to be fair wow lore has always been shite it died along with wc3
No.843712
if you play wow classic as an undead rogue i will rage
No.843713
vanilla was fine because the story was the lack of a story and it was actually pretty groundbreaking to have a sushi bar as big as wow with only a handful of loading screens
No.843714
>>843712are you kidding me why would you NOT play vanilla as an undead rogue im sure as hell NOT going to be a troll or orc rogue
No.843715
raging
No.843716
flip this gonno watch aris play blops
No.843718
aris is baste
No.843720
wish i was as good as aris
No.843721
learned how to leave combat and restealth from those vids
No.843722
still cant believe they removed poisons from rogues
No.843723
if theyre using the modern wow as a base for vanilla does that mean rogues will have the smooth energy regen or will it still come in chunks
No.843724
hope its chunky
No.843725
flip that make it smooth like a sexy lady
No.843726
die sexy ladypotato chef
No.843727
i will NOT
No.843728
wish i had some slurp juice
No.843729
Where is seki
No.843730
havin a coffee
No.843731
shaved with the safety razor again
i cant get a good against the grain shave it takes too many passes and the single blade tugs on every single hair thats the real benefit of multiple blades
if you just shave down and side to side its easy and i dont cut myself but up is too hard i just whip out the ol fusion
No.843732
youre supposed to shave with the grain
No.843733
that means youre technique is wrong
No.843735
>>843729brown girl killed him
No.843736
deli girl vored the seki
No.843737
>>843725sexy ladies can be chunky too
No.843738
wish i had some hot dogs that would be baste
No.843739
playin mtg arena
No.843740
dead hours
No.843741
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.843742
everyone is playing blops
No.843743
Free smoke free smoke you niggas don't want it
No.843744
I'm at the gym I'm gymcel
No.843745
cracked open the slurp juice
No.843746
>>843702he has a dog too you dumb catnorm
No.843747
im volincel
No.843748
愛 kicking dogs i see on walks
No.843749
My doggies are screamubg fucjing hate warehouse shit
No.843750
hit the touge now i need to pick up those sausages hehe its a spp night
No.843751
Saw some mate pick a wedgie out his bhole we made eye contact i held it but he looked away
No.843752
dad kicked the neighbors dog once hes one of those really small lapdogs that wont stop barking and growling when it sees someone he tried to bite his ankle and flew five yards instead
No.843753
make a sausage and taters stew
No.843754
mutating all walls of text in hxh
No.843755
o
No.843756
ill be playing on horde but ill probably be on a different server
No.843757
also just woke up from my nap gonno make some roast chicken and taters
No.843758
rp flapper
No.843759
Forgot my headphones
No.843760
i carry a boombox
No.843761
wow is boring as HELL
No.843762
sigh nordvpn finally fixed their infinite free trials
No.843763
Please don't make me laugh that reminds me of the black mate in mac Miller's old videos
No.843764
okay i downloaded magic arena
No.843765
just thought of a new question for ck im flapperlaughing
gonno ask if you can redry and reuse pasta
No.843766
Can you download me a sweet warm embrace of death
No.843767
use protonvpn fool
No.843769
does that work on 4teen i use them to mass report posts
No.843770
die snitch
No.843771
愛 reportin
No.843772
never reported a post in my life
No.843773
where is eveyone
No.843774
only one on hima sigh
No.843775
right here
No.843776
the slurp juice made me tired i think im going to attempt a morph
No.843777
my power is still out
No.843778
im learning how to play magic this looks harder than hearthstone and shadowverse
No.843779
i was cuttin my spp now im drinkin ramune weirded out by tg dont know how to act in those situations
gonno feast and watch the tng generation
No.843782
I'm too freaking tired to move and its raining think I'll watch a scary movie with The Boss
No.843783
familiarize yourself with the phases
untap
upkeep
draw
main 1
combat {
beginning
attacker declaration
blocker declaration
first strike damage
regular damage
end
}
main 2
end
cleanup
No.843784
i summon neetblog in defense mode and end my turn
No.843785
the tng generation time
No.843786
exquisite spp tonight cut the potatoes a bit bigger and the piman peppers a bit smaller
No.843787
Nb is a trap card NOT a character noob
No.843788
gonno buy some nice pliers
No.843789
get knipex
No.843790
nah looking at nicer ones like erem
No.843791
found a very underage virtual youtuber can i link her
No.843792
no
No.843793
sigh my arthiritis is acting up
No.843794
im still waiting to link the jerking video from a few days ago now i cant link this what the fuck
No.843796
what jerking one you mean from that succubus girl
No.843797
no i wanted to link a jerking song and someone told me to wait
No.843798
thats a man with a voice changer
No.843800
that video proves me right
No.843802
no look at how well those girls get along with her thats because they know they wont be flipped anally by minami
No.843804
wish to fatally analsnap
No.843805
chicken and taters time
No.843806
for your fyi its nearly impossible to analfsnap someone
No.843808
>>843806wrong its easy if you make them bleed enough
No.843809
any good blops streams
No.843812
dont rub it in what if hes starving
No.843813
guess ill make some juice and grilled cheese
No.843814
cooked up nalesniki
No.843815
normesniki
No.843817
wish i had some monja
No.843818
aris is baste
No.843820
gonno touch myself
No.843823
burnt me mouth sigh
No.843825
your brain only makes you think you burned it these things are all in your head
No.843827
wish to flip pekorin
No.843828
precure makes me rage
No.843831
wow i thought i was catching up on one piece because i downloaded the 1-700 pack but im 150 episodes behind im so glad
No.843832
norm piece
No.843833
oh cunnilingus the jojo ed
No.843834
NOThing norm
No.843836
phew
No.843837
ombmj
No.843838
uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh ombmj haha
No.843840
wish erika would nurse me
No.843841
occasionally ill remember and laugh at that episode where she ate only ice cream for breakfast and almost died during a fight because she only ate ice cream
No.843843
why is that funny
No.843844
it humanizes her and all precures by extension
No.843845
so would snap
No.843846
precures can easily fight off snap from humans thet are super strong after all
No.843847
what if you kidnap their little brother
No.843848
if they let you flip them so you return their brother then its NOT snap
No.843849
tell it to the judge
No.843851
remove lipstick NOW
No.843852
NOThing wrong with a nice lipstick
No.843853
whats wrong with lipstick
No.843854
cant believe turt overdosed on phenibut
No.843855
愛 putting on The Bosss lipstick and walking around in heels
No.843856
anime sexy ladies should NOT wear red lipstick its only acceptable on russian sexy ladies in real life
No.843857
once put on The Bosss lipstick and nailpolish as a child and she thought i was cool ever since
No.843858
The Boss painted one of my fingernails in my sleep once and i went to school like that because i didnt NOTice
No.843859
The Boss caught me smelling her high heels and things never really recovered after that
No.843860
what the fuck
No.843862
愛 pictures like that its way sexier than seeing it from the other side
No.843863
kazunori sensei does it again he really does get around
No.843865
yeah
No.843868
bye bye
No.843869
gonno morph too
No.843870
magic is hard
No.843871
what color are you
No.843872
black
No.843873
aris just got first place
No.843874
its NOT hard its just different
No.843875
its hard
No.843876
>>843854that stuff is a scam i tried a moderate dose then a high dose and all it did was make me sleepy
No.843877
if youre playing a mid range black deck you may want to look into getting some dusk legion zealots and doom whisperers
No.843878
gonno netdeck it when i have enough cards dont worry im just grinding till then
No.843879
have a wonderful night im gonno morph wish you all the best
愛 hima
No.843880
night mate
No.843881
sleep well bud
No.843882
this sushi bar takes a lot more thinking ahead than the other card sushi bars i played wish i started playing ten years ago it seems fun never knew anyone who played though
No.843883
started playing during seventh edition its fun
No.843884
hope molesterman is safe and happy right now
No.843885
he is morphing
No.843886
got my flapperpants on
No.843887
same but mine are just regular gray sweatpants
No.843888
himakos used sweatpants...
No.843889
i am the anathema of hima
No.843890
dont know what that means
No.843891
playin some blops
No.843892
fire up that stream
No.843893
basted blopser
No.843894
aris got a win earlier
No.843895
did everyone else commit suicide
No.843896
yeah
No.843897
im too flipping dumb for mtg
No.843898
crying
No.843899
quick morphed hopefully its enough to escape the neet hours
No.843900
gth nonneet
No.843901
weeping
No.843902
wish sis would flip me with her girldick
No.843903
gonno morph now bye mates
No.843904
coffee time
No.843905
woke up with a chicken nugget
No.843907
went to bed with a chicken nugget
No.843908
got some flourless chocolate cake today hehe
No.843910
is that a factory five 818
No.843912
Isn't that the empowerment girl
No.843913
old gm called and told me that goat boss scheduled himself with the new girl because he heard she was cute
No.843914
You're going to get cucked if you don't move in now
No.843915
i havent even seen this girl all i know is that shes short and has brown hair and is in her early 20s
which is weird because goat boss is 44
No.843916
creep store
No.843917
havent had a drink for 6 hours thinking about just sipping on my piss bottle
No.843918
i cracked open the ucc 117 its delicious gonno leave it in the back for tg to sample
No.843919
what the hell just drink from the faucet
No.843920
dont do that unless you have an ro system with uv sanitization
No.843921
hi hima The Boss woke me up early she cooked some steak well done to charred as usual
No.843922
rather eat a raw steak than a well done one
No.843923
never had steak whats it like
No.843924
like soy but good
No.843925
Always get my steak medium rare
No.843926
die
No.843927
i think goat boss doesnt schedule tg with me much because at meetings he would see her greeting me separately and sitting next to me
No.843928
woke up with a chicken nugget so i had a showerjo now think im gonno make some coffee and play mtg
No.843929
>>843927Text her your theories
No.843930
Think i should get circumcised
No.843931
dont
No.843932
gonno fire up dragon quest
No.843933
Why
No.843934
norm quest
No.843935
>>843929no that would be creepy
No.843936
>>843935No it wouldn't idiot say pinches we aren't working together as much i think we may have made goat boss unexpectedly jealous
No.843937
creepsuz
No.843938
that is way too creepy
ive just been pushing the new gm forgetting i exist thing lately
he just called the store and was surprised i answered and said he thought i was off today
who the flip else is going to be here idiot
No.843939
NOThing creep about that
No.843940
Uhh that's creepy but recording underage girls from my window isn't creepy
No.843941
how is it NOT creepy to say i think we made goat boss jealous when i dont even know if she likes me in that way
No.843942
It's NOT creepy whatever don't take my advice idiot you'll just be twiddling your thumbs until she hits on you but that won't happen
No.843943
tronex pliers looks so nice
No.843944
just ragequit
No.843945
reported in sushi bar
No.843947
gross
No.843949
dont open that its gay
No.843950
Couldn't stop laughing
No.843952
also gay dont click
No.843953
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No.843954
>>843953is this on dopyuu yet
No.843955
>>843948They're humping like animals this is hilarious disgusting gays don't know how to boost
No.843956
doesnt look any different from straights flipping
all sexnorms gay or straight are animals
No.843957
im an animal and i dont have sex
No.843958
Um mind if i demonstrate on you cam just bend over straights have sex differently and ill prove it to you
No.843960
those cobwebs are killing me i must clean
No.843961
What am i supposed to be looking at pnig
No.843962
ate a bunch of chocolate
No.843963
bored as hell
No.843964
simply play some mtg arena
No.843965
what is that is it free
No.843967
dont understand that channel he never shows a lock thats unbreakable or unpickable
No.843968
he did once
No.843970
locknorms
No.843971
talked to the mannager who built a 207hp bike and he said that the new gm is on his last legs according to the coo
hes pissed that all his stores were working perfectly before the new gm came in and now mine is the only fully functioning store with receipt printers and card readers
No.843972
turned on starman by david bowie but im only singing the ladada part at the beginning
No.843973
>>843971Now's your chance to throw him under the bus and obtain that position
No.843974
the coo wants to lean on the managers more so it will come in time
the new gm said to redirect people to a different store further than mine because he flipping forgot i exist and today he took a 'stress day' off
scape boss never did that
No.843975
Snitch on him
No.843976
just woke up hey boys
No.843977
hello
No.843978
raining so i ordered more wings this time 2 dozen of them im going to flipping feast HARD hima
No.843979
still cant believe turt overdosed on phenibut
No.843980
coffee time
No.843981
Wonder if pnig is jerking off to tg
No.843982
Thinking of going to a cafè to grab some hot chocolate and some lunch what do you think pnig
No.843983
get one with marshmallows
No.843984
going to get some coffee myself and play mtg arena
No.843985
it was stormin hard when i woke up cunnilingusdamn 愛 a good storm
No.843986
>>843981im watching the tng generation and eating wings and thinking of what im going to leave on the NOTe for tg tomorrow
No.843987
It's either a cafe or Chinese food
No.843988
pits reek
No.843990
nice proto vulcan daughter in this episode
No.843992
staying in a shitty cheap motel but theres two beds wish i had a himamateover so we could jump on them
No.843995
im the hammer and women are the nail
No.843997
this daughter is underage as hell wish to flip her
No.843999
datas actor said he hated that cat and every scene he had to be in with him
No.844000
why is datas actor such a rude mate
No.844001
hes basted
No.844002
Do you mates like my driving 🚗
No.844003
youre putting peoples lives at risk
No.844004
How
No.844006
he did say it he just regretted it later because people thought it was mean
No.844007
need some hair of the dog that bit me
No.844008
hehe
hehe!
No.844009
愛 a good hair of the dog
No.844010
got a peek at goat bosss new schedule
he put me in his store on friday and put tg in my store on friday
managers are supposed to stay at their stores unless its an emergency and this is no emergency
No.844011
i think i like pulaski more than crusher pulaski seems way more like a doctor and crusher seems like just a The Boss
No.844012
getting a ½chicken nugget
No.844013
>>844011dont like either of them really feels like the writers tried too hard to get the fans to like pulaski and write her as a super smart and kind character and it backfired
No.844014
I am a man of g-d
No.844015
may i recommend making your own yogurt
No.844016
no you may NOT
No.844017
flip red aggro
No.844018
kitty yogurt
No.844019
愛 kissing a pair of vagina lips as if they were real lips
No.844020
Anyone else get really horny thinking of how warm and tight a pair of teen lips are
No.844021
ya
No.844022
yes
No.844023
simply NOThing better than jerking it to kids this is the life i tell you
No.844024
degenerate
No.844026
wish to flip kid anus
No.844027
im abunai onisan
No.844029
hard to imagine caps smaller than 0402
No.844030
goat boss sent out the finalized schedule that flipper kept the idea of putting me at his store when i would normally be with tg
the old gm said before that this sort of thing would never happen back in the day maybe i should tell the regional manager about my concerns
No.844031
squirted some peroxide into my ears it feels so weird because it wont stop bubbling and so much dirty stuff came out even though i clean em with a qtip every morning now it feels like my ear canals are pristine
No.844032
gross
No.844034
because it actually cleans inside where you shouldnt be sticking a qtip
No.844035
>>844030tell him everything but without sounding like you hate goat boss
No.844036
the bubbling and fizzling feels weird
No.844037
you're going to go deaf
No.844038
Is that an actual thing don't feel as if that's safe
No.844039
gonno get a gun because p anderson said everyone should own one
No.844040
its safe as long as you dont have an ear injury
No.844041
it is encourage every few months or so
No.844042
I don't believe yous
No.844043
playing some blops again boys
No.844044
fine idiot use an ear candle instead
No.844045
stream that bad boy
No.844046
Have you mates seen the wackness
No.844047
no
No.844051
hey mtg mate are you there
No.844052
wonder what brett is up to
No.844053
making moneyyyyyyyyyyyy
No.844054
baste moneyyYyYyY mate
No.844055
wonder if that mate ever ended up making moneyYyy
No.844056
hope so
No.844057
installing mtg
No.844058
use the code PlayRavnica to get 3 free packs
No.844059
where do i enter that
No.844061
store and redeem code
No.844062
should i get an onahole
No.844063
get a virgin age ~admission~
No.844064
>>844035its ok he told old gm that he doesnt feel like he made a good decision with giving goat boss as much responsibility as he did
No.844065
should i fire up mtg i played it in middle school
No.844066
ya its baste
No.844067
the only interaction i had with mtg was the old pc sushi bar hehe
No.844068
is it that demo that came in free cds used to 愛 it as a kid hehe
No.844069
just got home
dont think i checked hima once all day
No.844071
ya that one microprose was flippin baste
No.844073
keep hiccuping
No.844074
threw a dip in but i dont remember when
feels really good in my jaw but i also need to eat
No.844075
nice dipseki
No.844076
Don't think i can go 5 minutes without checking what tg is up to
No.844077
thats called 愛
No.844078
I have triangular pink meds that have 463 on them what are they for
No.844079
The Boss just gave me them and said i got some new multi vitamins for you
No.844080
eat your medicine
No.844081
dipski in the lipski
No.844082
>>844058i already did that
No.844083
Downloading file 58 of 58
No.844084
is pastamate dead
No.844085
yes
No.844086
Downloading file 1 of 8 gonno rage
No.844087
mtg is making me rage too i cant win with shit decks and i cant get cards if i lose every sushi bar sigh
No.844088
simply pay real money
No.844089
simply make a good cheap deck
No.844090
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No.844091
phew
No.844092
oog
No.844093
good news my chink washer arrived going to start washing my clothes and draining the water out the window
No.844094
>>844093Erectile dysfunction will be at all time high now that we have young children viewing pornography early in life. Also, due to forced mass immigration, children will be less likely to be let outside as their country will look like Mexico. So in short, things are gonno be really bad
No.844095
i already have ed
No.844096
chugged a vanilla coke left a surprise for tg tomorrow hehe
No.844097
愛 vanilla coke its almost as good as coffee plus
No.844099
i like vanilla coke the most out of any soda but i havent had it in years i never see it for sale anywhere either
No.844100
they discontinued it for a lot of places but kept it in areas with a lot of mormons
No.844101
never had a mormon knock before
No.844102
mormons seem pretty horny at least the girls
No.844103
the mormons here havent come back since i tried to win their souls
No.844104
middle easterners fear me
No.844105
never met a middle easterner i didnt like
No.844106
same
No.844107
vargpilled some mormons today and they started crying
No.844108
ban
No.844109
this chink washer is flipping amazing the clothes come out dry enough to wear
No.844111
wish i was a chink
No.844112
that indian just 3-0d jeondding
No.844113
stopped watching after he stopped playing blops
No.844114
hes gonno play more afte the tournament hes addicted
No.844115
activision is paying him to play it
No.844116
why would they pay that hagrid looking mate it would be negative advertising
No.844117
hes a popular streamer
No.844118
im literally amazed by this chink washer the clothes are coming out really clean and nearly dry and it takes like a half hour
No.844119
just got apprenticed by a master of kintsugi
No.844120
can you imagine making up a story about a washing machine
No.844121
wonder how much they paid the normnite streamer to play it
No.844122
ban
No.844123
pretend to hate aris but in reality i think hes basted as hell
No.844124
he reminds me of an older neetblog
No.844125
esportnorm hours gonno morph
No.844126
wish i was aris
No.844127
ban
No.844128
the only poster i even like is neetblog because he has no interest in technorm shite or sushi barbaby shite he just 愛s baste memes and froggers
neetblog doesnt even care about food or tea or coffee or any meme foods he simply eats whatevers around like a proper neet NOT one of these pampered little prince manchildren
No.844129
hell yeah
No.844130
ban(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
No.844131
gonno fire up the coffee machine heck yeah its time for some sushi bars
No.844132
gonno attempt an early snoze
No.844133
>>844128nb plays sushi bars every day
No.844134
playing a stompy deck its nice
No.844135
flip you stompnorm
No.844136
>>844120i posted a video of the one i was getting a few days ago i doubt anyone watched it
No.844137
bh no stomp
No.844138
i watched it
No.844139
Should i go to coffee bean and get a hot chocolate
No.844140
sure why NOT
No.844141
On their website they have this thing called cookie crumble i think it has pumpkin but i really want a hot choco what else should i get for a snack
No.844142
get a bear claw
No.844143
Ok i dont hot chocolate on their menu on the website
No.844144
oh
No.844145
i have a thing for brown haired brown eyes girls is that ok
No.844146
gonno go with varg on this one and say no
No.844148
brown hair
black hair
light brown hair
red hair
anime color hair
white blonde hair
yellow blonde hair
thats the order
No.844149
my order is
yellow blonde
white blonde
black
brown
light brown
red
i dont know what anime color hair is
No.844150
>>844148this one is perfect
No.844151
whats wrong with blonde hair its the sexiest
No.844152
>>844149pink or blue or green or rainbow color or anything unnatural
No.844153
Think i might be stupid
No.844154
oh okay it comes last then
No.844155
i like blond but only drill blonde hair
No.844156
its a toss up between blonde pigtails and blonde ponytail with cap being the sexiest possible hairstyles of all time
No.844157
teferinorms can all go die
No.844158
tg has white blonde hair
No.844159
wish i had baste white hair but instead im a balding incel freak
No.844160
i dont think its her natural color but she has really bright blue eyes so maybe it is but i wont ask
No.844161
What are those bpie eating contests called with those on the side the big ones
No.844162
thats underage you must flip her
No.844163
im sure they will be whatever you want them to be
No.844164
do you mean french bpie eating contests
No.844165
>>844151bnig hates white people
No.844166
NOThing like casting act of treason on a six drop and saccing it to pump your brawl bash ogre hehe
No.844167
>>844166that happened to me boost you
No.844168
teferi is basted
No.844169
wish i was basted
No.844170
new gm wants us to put the cash in the safe instead of the microwave so i put the little skeleton in the safe hehe
No.844171
why would you microwave money is it to get rid of the germs good idea
No.844172
nice skelesafe
No.844173
mate i knew in highschool ended up working for wotc wonder what hes doing now his dad wrote a published book about star trek too wish i had a nerd family
No.844174
You're right it's french bra1d
No.844175
>>844171scape boss figured burglars would take the safe and NOT the microwave
No.844176
arms hurt
No.844177
stop doublejerking
No.844178
Triplejerked on accident
No.844179
die jerkers
No.844180
kitty is laying on my lap and licking her paw
No.844181
remember back in 5th grade or so one of my friends challenged the teacher to mtg and the teacher crushed him mercilessly 5 times in a row so he cried
No.844182
basted sushi chef teacher
No.844184
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No.844185
raining hard again its rained pretty much every day for the last 3 weeks
No.844186
installed mtga
gonno play it after i prestige 10 times in blops
No.844187
raged and uninstalled it because i couldnt beat the 3rd tutorial boss
No.844188
nice prosushi chef
No.844190
im NOT an idiot the sushi bar is simply unfair
No.844191
that event is scripted so if you couldnt win youre flapper as hell
No.844192
if it was scripted how did i lose
No.844193
hehe told aris to get some tamales and he read my comment
No.844194
its raining here too im in a great mood
No.844195
yeah im feeling really good right now
No.844196
愛 unleashing ghalta and seeing a norm instantly concede
No.844197
how do you know theyre norms
No.844198
because i beat them
No.844200
idiot
No.844201
might have some chicken and rice
No.844203
>>844199he said get some tamales damnnnnn
No.844204
>>844196flip you stormpnorm gonno murder it
No.844206
hes NOT a norm
No.844207
>>844202already read reid dukes full guide on the magic site
No.844208
hes a huge norm
No.844209
travis is basted
No.844210
he went from pro mtg player to varg style organic subsistence farming in hawaii how is any of that norm
No.844211
The Boss posts on a truther forum
No.844212
mates i need help for real right now IMMEDIATELY
No.844213
what do you need help with
No.844214
i need to get a new towel but i dont know what counts as an xxxl large towel
No.844215
you mates are no help im gonno get a 35x68 luxury bath sheet
No.844216
why do you need such a large towel
No.844217
im a big mate
No.844218
chicken and rice are cookin
No.844219
get a xxl
No.844221
I'm stupid
No.844222
because big towels feel better
No.844223
i can break these cuffs
No.844224
We have 5 mods online why can't we ban any of the trolls asking why i need such a big towel"
No.844225
thats good chicken hima hotdamn
No.844227
language
No.844228
youre brown
No.844229
wish i had some korichicken
No.844230
No I'm NOT
No.844231
oh ok my mistake
No.844232
gonno dephlogisticate some bud and morph
No.844233
Budtron
No.844235
still hard to believe bastezus bought a miata just for meme value
No.844236
might nap for a couple hours bye mates
No.844237
napper
No.844238
thats right i nap
No.844240
should i switch to waterfox
No.844241
no
No.844242
Ban any variation of laughter real talk
No.844243
wish i had some pigs in a blanket
No.844244
>>844224NOT a troll i just figured if im going to own one nice towel i want it to be the best towel i can get
this one was $16 and its really soft and white and very large
i figued out a while back that white things are the way to go because bleaching them makes them very easy to remove stains like piss and blood and shit
No.844245
lets become career criminals
No.844246
i cant even get a regular career
No.844247
thats the point since we arent cut out for the surface world we must survive through nefarious means
No.844248
killing norms and taking what we deserve
No.844249
i live for my next fix
No.844250
now i can say where we droppin cause im playing blops hehe
No.844251
fire up that stream
No.844252
guess ill watch one piece and morph later mates
No.844253
>>844244it was a reference
No.844254
got two top threes in blackout
No.844255
did you choke
No.844256
>>844246come to the water business
No.844259
nhorm & norm
No.844260
I don't play video sushi bars past 9 i just watch scary movies
No.844262
hope she is still a virgin
No.844263
wonder if tg has seen the martian
hope she wouldnt mind watching it with me even if it makes me cry each time
No.844264
Is it okay
No.844266
crynig
No.844267
was hima just down
No.844268
got a win
No.844269
prosushi chef
No.844270
>>844235my plan is to get a nc or nd miata should i NOT do that
No.844271
prosushi chef
No.844272
snoz
No.844273
spent 2 hours restoring and sharpening a nice walnut handle carving knife
No.844274
flipping idiot
No.844276
was uli submerged in mud posted
No.844277
flapperlaughing remembering the 970s half gig of slow ram
No.844280
underage
No.844281
youre sick
No.844282
where can you find the pegasisters
No.844283
ehat the heg is a gegagigter
No.844285
bet that cat is a incel
No.844286
nah that cat has defiantly had sex
a proper incel displays perfect posture at all times after happening to watch a video they were in
at least thats what happened to me
No.844287
For at least 20 years, I've had dreams featuring me being in mud, often soft and gooey. This mud has the gooey part down very well, but it's very thick. That didn't stop me from spending... 4 whole hours immersed in it like this! It was a ton of fun and I 愛d being in it. If it wasn't for the tide coming back in, I'd still be in it for aNOTher good 2 or more hours! View each photo for the finer details.
You're probably thinking I'd be getting very stuck though, especially with such thick mud where, if I got in up to my neck, for example, I wouldn't be able to get out. That's wrong, way wrong. Don't go by what you see in the movies. Reality works much differently. It's actually, in this case, 50 times more difficult to get down in up to my neck than it is to get all the way out (but it's a great work out!)! it took me over an hour to get in up to my neck as it's so difficult to do but it only took me barely 2 minutes to get out. Mud is a lot more dense than water, so you don't sink into it as easily. You float, usually about waist deep or so. To get in any deeper, you have to actually pull yourself in. What keeps you from floating back up again? The high viscosity. The high viscosity is also what's making it so hard to get more submerged.
How did I find this place? NOT long after getting my kayak, I wanted to explore some of the areas I found to the north of Brasher Park where I usually go for launching my kayak. The area I live in has a lot of grass and a fair bit of soft, gooey mud. I had the idea of checking out the rivers and stuff to see if I could find deeper mud.
So, I dedicated the entirety of a day about a month ago to explore the rivers to see if I can find deeper mud. I was only expecting about 1 to 2 feet deep. Since small boats like kayaks can get into some tight spaces in shallow waters, I went into the side routes I found. Some areas I found had modest mud, but there was often a lot of water over it, but it was also high tide so that was to be expected.
Then, at one turn off, I hit the jackpot. I found an area where I got into mud that was at least 2 feet deep, but I couldn't feel anything solid or firm below so I didn't know how deep it was. The water on top was about 20 inches deep so I couldn't really try to get in deeper. I had to come back during low tide. I explored more to see if I could find more such places, but I couldn't find any more. I tried to find that deep mud spot since the tide was going out, but I couldn't find it. I gave up on it as I had to return home due to getting late.
I dedicated some other days, such as when there's a strong north or south wind to exploring the rivers in other areas to see if I can find some alternatives. I happened to find a shipwreck named "blown away". After I was done with exploring Hope Bayou and finding it unfit for my needs, I was thinking about trying to see if I could find that one mud pool, but I didn't bother doing so as I just wanted to get home.
Then, about a week ago, I went off to try to find that mud pool again, and at low tide as well. I spent nearly 2 hours trying to find it. Daylight was running short so I was about to call it quits and return home. I made a few more turns and I found where it was. The water that was at the surface was gone entirely. It was pure mud! But, I only had about a half an hour at the most. During this, I figured out how to "swim" through that thick mud and got that down quite well. I tried to see how deep it was, but even when waist deep, I still couldn't touch anything firm below. I knew I had to return again so I could answer that and other questions about it that I had.
I planned to go on October 10. However, Hurricane Michael struck and was wreaking havoc. It wasn't a direct hit, but the wind was way too high for any kayaking so I had to wait until that left.
My next day off was October 12. I got to the mud pool bright and early... but I had a bit of a tough time finding it again. I had a much better memory of where it was though. I did find it eventually, but there was still a layer of water on top and I waited for that to go down. It didn't, however. So, I went in it anyway and searched around. I then found a spot where I could experience being immersed in pure mud. It was slightly out of the way though. I tried to get photos of it, but it was zoomed out too far and it was also quite underexposed (too dark). The mud, however, was found to be a whopping 5 feet deep! After the tide went up, I went in deeper into this area and found yet aNOTher mud pool very much like the first.
Then I went at it again today, October 13. I got to the mud pool much faster. I went straight to the secondary area and made several attempts to best optimize the photos. However, this mud was much thicker. I didn't know it was going to be very gooey either until I went in it. And that's what these photos are of.
No.844288
my posture is bad and im a balding incel freak
No.844289
maybe you should fix those things
No.844290
its to late once a bald flapper incel always a bald flapper ince
No.844291
you cant do anything about the incel curse but you should at least concern yourself with your own wellbeing especially since no one else will ever give a shite about you
youre all youve got
No.844292
woke up feel like shit gonno play some mtga
No.844293
you are right i should think about this thanks
No.844294
it is obvious uli has a sick mud fetish and is having a sexual awakening
No.844295
dont project your sick shite onto uli
No.844296
gonno make a huge breakfast
No.844297
wish i could go muddoggin with uli
No.844298
holy flip is anyone seeing this
No.844299
hate this sitting around crap
norms 愛 it because they can gab to one aNOTher
No.844300
my package says out for delivery
No.844302
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No.844303
Tired mates
No.844306
he has that blonde mates quirk
No.844307
credit card saves precious seconds no more pins
No.844308
i have NOThing but time why would i need to save a few seconds
No.844310
gonno legally change my name any suggestions
No.844312
wish to flip kirby
No.844314
really long dead hours today
No.844315
its over
No.844316
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whats does this means
No.844317
theyre gonno play multiplayer sushi bars
No.844318
where are her clothes
No.844319
>>844314its been NOThing but pie eating contestants
No.844320
Pooping and it hurts mates my virgin bhole isnt meant for this mass
No.844322
anyone playing ms2
No.844324
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why did they make this childs butt so sexual
No.844325
what else would they do with it
No.844326
youre sick
No.844327
You want to boosting die
No.844328
texting tg again got worried for a bit
No.844329
hi hima woke up took a shower ate some of The Bosss delicious polenta with chicken cacciatore now im having some five hours old coffee at least its still hot how is it going mates
No.844330
i woke up and decided to get something nice for lunch
No.844334
>>844311phew underage kirby
No.844335
die jap
No.844336
need to shit bad
No.844337
stop that
No.844338
gonno play some mtga
No.844340
owned that chink bitch
No.844341
i dont get it
No.844342
btfod that dumb yellow roast
No.844343
gonno put on my thinking cap
No.844344
woke up gonno have some coffee and play magic
No.844345
need to get more ingredients for spp
No.844346
愛 a good succulent pig penis
No.844347
thats haram
No.844348
sippin on a nice vanilla coke
No.844349
normilla coke
No.844350
remove kebab
No.844352
wish i had some vanilla coke rbn
No.844353
where can i find vanilla coke
No.844354
wish i wasnt incel
No.844355
>>844353its in all stores here and gas stations in bottles is it really discontinued in some places
No.844356
yeah you cant get it here
No.844358
playing some chinkout in blops
No.844360
asked tg about the incel episode and she said she had no idea what i was talking about
No.844362
sis said she 愛s black cops
No.844363
>>844358how many wins have you gotten so far
No.844365
>>844363none i make it to top 10 or so and then charge in and die
No.844366
idiot
No.844367
squeezed a zit on my back and pus shot across the room
No.844368
gonno buy blops on pc
No.844369
should i start playing tekken
No.844370
only girls play tekken
No.844371
aris plays it and hes a high test male
No.844372
he is low test
No.844373
hes higher test than anyone on hima
No.844374
that doesnt mean hes NOT low
No.844375
high test mates play magic online
No.844376
i have the lowest test on earth and i play it
No.844377
i play it and im incel what does that mean
No.844378
magic online is for low test geeks
No.844379
tg called hehe she says my name a lot when we talk
No.844380
gonno do a 1st amendment audit
No.844382
addicted to cleaning my ears with peroxide by accident
No.844383
use q tips instead
No.844385
why does that girl have a chicken nugget
No.844387
baste id date her
No.844388
pie eating contest
No.844389
>>844384dumb little bitch is going to get snapped
No.844390
pastor anderson just knocked on my door
No.844391
merfolk norms are making me rage
No.844392
>>844390did you vargpill him
No.844394
get owned noobs
No.844397
can i become rich if i master tekken
No.844398
no
No.844399
no play street fighter if you want to be rich
No.844400
problem is sfv pinches hard
No.844401
play soul caliber
No.844402
it pinches
No.844403
>>844400you just pinch at it
No.844404
no the sushi bar pinches
No.844405
noob
No.844406
flip you monja fighter
No.844407
how come panda express always has a real chink working there
No.844408
its part of the branding
No.844409
can i post something and trust that it stays confidential
No.844410
no
No.844411
who is going to tell
No.844412
i canNOT keep a secret
No.844413
gonno do it anyway
i cant stop jackin it
No.844414
thats it im telling everyone
No.844416
hey call me the jackblog
No.844417
i mean they
No.844418
who are "they"
No.844419
sis and her friend
No.844420
just finished the
No.844421
grats man
No.844422
desperately need a hug
No.844423
ill hug you
No.844424
is sekk here
No.844425
holy flip that panda express filled me gonno mutate dinner tonight
No.844426
never ate panda express how is it
No.844427
whats panda express
No.844428
Panda express is the mcdonalds of chinese food their portions are small and its average in taste but i always feel as if i got ripped off buying it
No.844429
what the flip do you know dirty spic
No.844430
forklift license costs $300 what the flip is this shite
No.844431
dont speak to poc like that theyre a protected class on hima
No.844432
except chinks
No.844433
im chink
No.844434
im incel
No.844435
Uhhh dirty spic haha nice ad hominem cracker keep eating your shite tier fast food while i enjoy and support local restaurants bitch uhh muh corporations and their resource boost you
No.844436
so many npcs taking the same photo next to autumn leaves
No.844437
im npc
No.844438
hes gone loco watch out mates
No.844439
mcdonalds makes the best burgers
No.844440
might be a bug in his programming
No.844441
hey keep it down will ya
No.844442
baste aris
No.844443
tg called again she was exceptionally giggly this time
No.844445
baste
No.844446
dead hours
wagenorms doing laundry and morphing early
No.844447
im playing blops
No.844448
baste blopper
No.844449
just got back from the store got some baileys irish cream 2 cigars sardines anchovies havarti muenster deli meats chicago dog supplies bacon pasta pickles coffee english muffins sauerkraut and spicy sausage
No.844450
add me on xbl homu
No.844451
normbox
No.844454
might watch some 'me and take a nap
No.844455
愛 opening packs
No.844456
got some pasta on a plate
No.844457
got myself some cookies tuna and bread
No.844458
going to permanap wish me luck
No.844459
dont
No.844460
makin pasta
No.844461
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No.844462
hate darkies
No.844463
hehe
No.844464
stop consuming evil grains
No.844466
Add me on ps4 hayysuz
No.844467
Why are you slam jamming me with fake accounts there's no way over 5 people here have a ps4
No.844468
Oh wow all of these are ps plus accounts
No.844469
i have a ps4
No.844470
die psnorms
No.844471
sony rules
No.844473
pie eating contest
No.844474
washing down this pasta with an irish cappuccino
No.844475
jealous
No.844476
>>844449literally 40$ in dumb meme food flip you
No.844477
you mean $40
No.844478
no
No.844479
ya
No.844481
is onseki still the admin
No.844482
sigh asked tg if i got a big pack of snickers if she would help eat them and she said she would 愛 to eat my snickers shes such a helpful girl
No.844483
>>844481no he handed the site over to me
No.844484
who are you
No.844485
im neetblob
No.844486
onseki wouldn't do that he's too stupid
No.844487
The blimp has become too powerful we must take action
No.844488
愛 playing ghalta
No.844489
how do i stop being bh
No.844490
you just
No.844491
*stomps feet*
tg tg tg
No.844492
cant believe im saying this but i miss the cousin slam jam it was better than tg slam jam
No.844493
at least tg is NOT underage
No.844494
underage or underage
No.844495
That's a bad thing?
No.844496
underage
No.844497
under age or underage
No.844498
https://himasugi.org/search.php?search=tg&board=jpwow look at this plot development i missed the nigger got a tulpa guess the stress from the trial made him snap
No.844499
tg has a direct line of contact with me so things are different
No.844501
any chinks
No.844502
search for trainee instead youll get triple the results
No.844503
any other good arcs in the past few months
No.844505
ya himako hung herself
No.844506
rest in piss
No.844508
dont forget the onseki psych ward arc and the The Bossgf arc
No.844509
ive never been to a psych ward
No.844510
already erased those from memory
No.844511
wish i had an arc
No.844512
any developments in the neetblob arc it was really starting to pick up
No.844513
neetblog has never had an arc you flipping mutatenorm occasional poster i should ban your ignorant ass right now
No.844515
unleash the banseki
No.844516
guess it was too subtle for you
No.844517
why am i getting errors when i post
No.844518
I dont remember the pysch ward arc
No.844519
The Bossgf..........
No.844520
look at his gfs exposed middrift
makes me sick
No.844521
it was after the turt lsd arc
No.844523
gonno piss first and then longjo to some 2.5d smut
No.844524
fool piss after
No.844525
She looks like she cheats on him hehe i saw an asian couple maybe Filipino today at the gym the girl defiantly cheats on him
No.844527
so how frequently does chinkgf post about himself while pretending to be someone else
No.844528
>>844524i get dickburn when i do that
No.844529
>>844503read the hima wiki
No.844530
are brojobs gay
No.844531
you already know the answer
No.844532
>>844529no boost that i'd rather smash my skull in with a hammer
i'm already tired of this place again see you in a few months
No.844533
its as gay as joing
No.844534
also cunnilingus save blimpblog long may he reign
No.844535
like midriffs but NOT as much as highriffs and lowriffs
No.844536
told a girl i liked midriffs then she kept sending pics of her stomach
No.844537
asked pnig if i could move in with him and he said that id have to give him a weekly brojob
No.844538
prefer lowriffs
No.844540
i never said that
No.844541
she said dont share
No.844542
he said id have to share my lgf with him
No.844543
>>844514lmao that chink was in here giving people life advice when he wasnt even 21 yet NOTice how he looks 42 in that pic thats what happens when you let a succubus drain your chi an incel can live for up to 250 years if they manage to NOT rope before then
No.844544
>>844536are you the one who posted the birl with abs
No.844545
ya i posted it so what
No.844546
post more
No.844549
Can i move in with you pnig
No.844550
the offer is only for people who arent haysuz
No.844551
I'm NOT haysuz
No.844552
the answer is still no because you post like him
No.844553
Come on pnig i think I'm going to goodyear next month to visit friends do you mind if i visit you I'll let you drive the miata
No.844555
you mates scare me out i wouldnt want to meet and get murdered
No.844556
freak was the only dangerous one but hes dead now
No.844557
wont see tg for at least aNOTher week
No.844558
Can't wait to meet tg and pnig
No.844559
shaved with the safety razor for the hell of it
no blood but my face is burning for some reason even though i used plenty of cream
No.844561
wonder if i look 10 years younger than i am because im cel
No.844562
you look 10 years younger because you are a manbaby
No.844563
shaved with my safety razor today too its the best like my friend used to say it shaves like a butter
No.844564
sneezed on the monitor sigh
No.844565
>>844559are you shaving against the grain or pressing too hard
you actually remove layers of skin when shaving
No.844566
>>844559too much pressure maybe wrong blade angle too
No.844567
hes obviously doing it wrong if the blade is new
No.844568
i shaved down then reapplies cream then shaved a mix of sideways and up depending on where on my face
im NOT pressing hard just letting it pass over my skin with the weight of the handle
No.844569
someone drop the manticpill on this noob
No.844570
realize the longer im alive that i will tolerate literally any amount of discomfort or inconvenience for the sake of it
i shave wrong i eat terrible food i drive like a maniac in my old car and ill sperm on myself and NOT clean it up and walk around with cumreek for days
No.844571
Hey pnig do you need to tell your grandma I'm going to be staying over
No.844572
are you using cream from a can
the kind with propane in it
get a nice brush and soap and foam it up like that
No.844573
i can think of more examples but im a stubborn flip who never changes except for my own personal satisfaction never for others
No.844575
come to realize that people think im younger because of my personality
No.844576
the soap doesnt matter just do one pass with the grain and let the blade do the work
No.844577
>>844572nah that shits a waste of money
might as well lather up some laundry soap or dish soap and shave with that soap is soap
No.844578
wrong again the main purpose of shaving soap is to provide lubrication and to hold up the hair but most importantly to keep the face and hair warm and pores open
No.844579
i use regular soap and water to shave and have no problems with my safety razor
No.844581
still cant believe turt overdosed on phenibut
No.844582
think im gonno take a break from shaving for a couple weeks and give the safety razor a shot with a partial beard
one pass is approximately equivalent to 1/10 the hair removed compared to using a gillette fusion razor with twice as much pain
i simply cant justify this straight razor nonsense its a verified meme i dont have 30 minutes to shave every day like white collar 9-5 princesses
No.844583
the safety in safety razor comes from the idea that only what you need is exposed to be used you ignorant buffoon they are NOT the same as straight razors
No.844584
are you using a new blade every time youre either a liar or a flapper your experience does NOT match with reality
No.844585
just do what i do and use a beard trimmer
No.844586
ive shaved three times with a brand new korean razor im NOT going to use up a new one every single time i only have so many
No.844587
going to assume you just dont know how to shave
No.844588
all this blade talk think its time for a s&s hehe
No.844589
ive been shaving for seven years now daily besides my year long beard fes
No.844590
sexy ladies jo daily but that doesnt mean that theyre doing it correctly
No.844591
usually shaved in the shower just by touch simply shave my sideburns after my shower and and feel around on my face in the shower and shave accordingly its easy peasy
No.844592
ib ought a box of 500 wilkinson blades for like ten bucks wholesale and that will last me ten years its worth it
No.844593
wish i could teach a sexy lady how to jo properly
No.844594
got myself a shower mirror last week its great
No.844595
how would you know how to jo a kitty you dumb fool youve never even seen one in real life
No.844596
had The Boss remove all the mirrors in the house
No.844597
ill ask tg how she jos then ill tell you mates
No.844598
she said with a hairbrush
No.844599
why do all girls use a hairbrush when you can buy dildos on ebay with no age verification and paypal
No.844600
they dont need to hide hairbrushes
No.844601
joing is natural norms turn it into something dirty and private and psychologically embed the idea that we should be ashamed of it and hide our dilldos and virgin age admissions
i say buy your daughter a dildo and get your son a quality ona and let them go wild
No.844602
good quality onas interfere with flipping havent you seen the disclaimers
No.844603
Wonder if i have to bunk with pnig or if he has an extra room
No.844604
mutant
No.844605
no sexnorm is a son of mine
No.844607
is hima lagging and shitting out for anyone else
No.844609
never ate a peach before
No.844611
cant believe bossgf is younger than nb
No.844613
guess ill make some tuna melts
No.844614
who is the youngest himabro
No.844615
im 24
No.844616
himako
The Bossgf
seki
nb
No.844617
then suz me pg pnig turt
No.844618
im 17 yes i am one of the two girls here
No.844619
made these melts with tuna in water so theres no oil but then i added some more salt and black pepper for flavor phew its pretty great
No.844620
the other is nagi whos 25
No.844621
愛 this chink washer was able to wash all of my clothes today and dry them
No.844622
are you mates watching aris he just killed a mate
No.844625
baste aris
No.844626
melts were great today but a bit too spicy gonno crack open those cookies
No.844627
crack my ass open
No.844628
die queers
No.844629
what the hell The Bossgf was a frickin teen
No.844630
anyone want to go out and bust some cheeks
No.844631
>>844554me getting ready for my first date
No.844633
ill split their wig and you can bust their cheeks
No.844634
>>844632reported for advertising
No.844635
>>844623すこてもいいんですよお what did she mean by this
No.844636
uptown GYUUUUUUUURL
No.844638
is it a jerkin or a jackin kind of night
No.844639
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japan knows
No.844640
i was about to say im glad the birl mate is gone then i read the last 100 posts
No.844642
what about the boli mate
No.844643
phew big towel worked great hima
No.844644
flapperlaughed how the kombucha section in the grocery store keeps getting larger
No.844645
have you ever had it its pretty good
No.844647
nice stream sesh nekoten
No.844648
kombucha is aNOTher norm fad like avocado theyll get bored of it and find aNOTher food to ruin
No.844649
there were these little colorful 2oz shots of what looked like lava lamp fluid in the ``health'' drink section labeled probiotic detox shots
No.844650
might watch goblin slayer
No.844654
every time ive slept for the past two days ive dreamed about mtg sigh
No.844655
play hearthstone instead
No.844656
hearthstone is boring
No.844657
is seki here or anyone
No.844658
what do you mean or anyone
No.844659
should i get aNOTher actioncam
No.844660
i dont see why NOT
No.844662
really nice how they give you a new deck every day in mtg for five days and a bunch of packs too im almost able to create an opens top 8 deck already
No.844663
rarely buy anything chink
No.844664
almost fell asleep in the bathe
No.844667
might have some chicken and rice
No.844668
is that neetblog
No.844669
no neetblob would never do something so vile
No.844670
oreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.844671
whats vile about saying good morning
No.844672
hes going to snap her
No.844673
its consensual
No.844674
>>844672you dont know that
No.844675
im fairly certain
No.844676
aris is pumped
No.844677
time to feast
No.844678
normis
No.844679
this is bliss cunnilingus i 愛 to eat
No.844680
eating is a chore
No.844681
agreed wish i didnt need to eat
No.844682
nah its one of lifes great pleasures
No.844683
neither pleasure nor pain should enter as motives when one must do what must be done
No.844684
dont think evola was talking about eating when he said that
No.844685
maybe
No.844687
nah
No.844688
no one told me that 1080p being just an upscale was a meme everything is a lot clearer i defiantly see a difference from 720p
No.844689
that just means the upscaling you were doing with your computer is worse quality than the upscaling the encoder did on the file are you the mpv mate
No.844690
foolish upscalers simply watch in the native resolution on a pvm
No.844691
baste aris
No.844692
have you been watching anime in 720p all this time are you insane
No.844693
campris
No.844694
camping is the key to victory in blackout
No.844695
hes great at that
No.844696
>>844692boost you bandwidth bragger
No.844697
just ask The Boss to get a better plan
No.844698
baste
No.844699
joed time to pee
No.844700
No.844701
wish nb liked aris too
No.844702
im watching him right now
No.844703
>>844702impersonator but yes i am
No.844704
>>844703flip you impersonator
No.844705
fatneet here
No.844706
do NOT trust any of you
No.844707
id buy one of these shirts if they didnt pinch so bad
No.844708
theres a bunch of good ones in the store like solid chaiwan eatsports gta and logo
No.844709
had to switch over to linux to get my trip
>>844703flip you impersonator
No.844710
nice GNU+blog
No.844712
no they dont
No.844713
what distro do you use nb
No.844714
xubuntu because im a flapper
No.844715
nb here i use a branched arch of my own creation
No.844716
those teferinorms are making me rage hard
No.844717
die systemdnorms
No.844718
hate teferis smug face as well it makes it all the more irritating
No.844719
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No.844720
>>844715im too flapper for that
No.844721
wish i was baste like aris
No.844722
admit it you racist flips just hate teferi because hes black
No.844723
>>844714gonno install xublogtu after this revelation
No.844724
nah ive liked teferi ever since i was a little kid and my aunt got me some packs of urza saga and i opened hermetic study
No.844725
kinda excited for artifact in december crazy that gaben has richard garfield on board since 2014 wonder how much hes paying him garfield is such a genius so i bet it will be good
No.844726
same only thing i dont like is that the dota lore is a garbage pile it should be fun to play though
No.844727
wish i could snoze
No.844728
>>844689wrong its just that the 720p cr releases have a lower bitrate than the 720p raws they get if i had the hardware id install fsrcnnx but i use a laptop
No.844729
simply snoze
i gotta be up in four hours but i cant either i may end up mutating
No.844730
herkz said crunchy rips are better quality than tv raws
No.844731
herkz can pinch my dick
No.844732
flip herkz
No.844733
dont really understand your point since you could just get those raws yourself and if you have a good computer the upscaling would be better so the post stands
No.844734
woke up from my nap
No.844735
i dont have a point i just bought into the joke that the crunchyroll 720p and 1080p releases were the same
No.844736
they are the same or worse if you have computer capable of upscaling to the same quality that crunchy encode it at
No.844737
oh wait youre saying crunchy encode their 720p releases at worse quality than the 720p raws why would they do that
No.844738
$
No.844739
even herkz confirmed it
No.844740
>>844738how does that make money
No.844741
ate too much cake sigh
No.844742
slipped and slid
No.844743
i cut out sugar from my diet i feel a lot healthier already
No.844744
you need sugar to live
No.844745
drinkin some almond milk
No.844746
how do i go to the doctor
No.844747
i self doctor
No.844748
doctornorm
No.844749
havent been to a hospital in years ill die before i go to aNOTher one of those death cults
No.844750
die norms
No.844754
cà
No.844755
PHEW got the almond rounds ready hows it hangin hima
No.844756
i got some chocolate macaroons HELL yeah
No.844757
hb
No.844759
should i get blops4
No.844760
im pretty sure your soulmate would be on earth
No.844762
pastor anderson said soulmates dont exist
No.844763
>>844760i cant identify with earthnorms
No.844764
tg put the end of the day cash deposit in the trash
she is flapper
No.844765
need to poop
No.844766
basted watergirl
No.844767
earth girls just arent worth it
No.844768
anyone else jo with the window open
No.844769
gonno jo to xenomorphs
No.844770
my lgf is in a distant star cluster
No.844771
told The Boss to bury me in japan when i die
No.844772
my destined gf was an infamous space pirate shes on her way to take me away from this bad world and probably blow it up on our way out
No.844773
my life will be complete once i get a new citizenship and trash this shite one
No.844774
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liked this show but everyone calls it ass
No.844775
everyone calls the best shows ass same thing with horse girls
No.844776
wish i wasnt a contrarian
No.844777
cant get enough of those horse girls
No.844778
>>844774i really liked it
No.844779
nice tg left a coffee mug here and a banana
the mug has 'are you kitten me right meow' on it and has a cat mouth and whiskers and nose on it
NOT touching that banana
No.844780
The Bosss cooking something and it flipping reeks
No.844781
imagine being a 30 year old pedophile with a crush on a 19 year old mormon
No.844782
already one of those things
No.844783
at work hima hows it going
No.844784
guess ill spend the day talking on tinder ive finally hit 100 matches
No.844785
she used that banana to jo
No.844787
>>844781whats wrong with that
No.844788
does anyone else read posts with weird intonations that add to the comedic effect like when someone says he is flapper i hear it inside of my head as heeeeeee....... isflapper
No.844789
your flapper
No.844792
tg does NOT wear glasses
No.844793
whats wrong with glasses
No.844794
NOThing
No.844795
should i watch eureka seven ao
No.844796
no
No.844797
why NOT
No.844798
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it should be self explanatory after this
No.844799
just heard from the old gm that we got aNOTher store its the one that scape boss went to after he was fired and the one he wanted me to go to
No.844801
phew feasting on a giant sandwich with all the toppings
No.844802
flip you toppingmog
No.844803
>>844790whats the point of trying to chadbrag if you arent going to share the spoils dumb norm
No.844804
i am NOT a braggart
No.844805
whats for lunch
No.844806
might become a mechanorm
No.844807
mechaseki
No.844808
might build a mecha that destroys humanity
No.844809
i will save the sexy ladies with my eva
No.844811
when is the date of the japan trip
No.844813
april 12
No.844814
hope the mansion will be in japan
No.844815
you cant simply live in japan fool
No.844816
i am japanese on the inside
No.844817
how coe i always feel sleepy after eating
No.844818
ive been inside of many japs
No.844819
cancer mate
No.844820
your energy is being used by your stomach
No.844822
my energy goes straight to my penis
No.844824
dont see any veins
No.844825
big boob gerl hi
No.844826
look closert
No.844827
they are right above the NIPPLE theyre BLUE
No.844828
die teenpie eating contestants
No.844829
hate nurses
No.844830
need to nap but my food is in the oven
No.844831
its raining hima walk or nah
No.844832
its raining here too
No.844833
walk off a cliff norm
No.844834
NOT raining here anymore
No.844835
same
No.844836
愛 a good rain walk
No.844837
tg brought up liking how rain smells a while back thats how i know shes flapper
No.844838
my shadows the only one that walks beside me
No.844839
does anyone know some scary movies with underage sexy ladies in them
No.844840
play a scary sushi bar instead
No.844841
my t420 cant run many scary sushi bars
No.844843
woke up its raining
No.844844
old gm said he really doesnt like goat boss in charge of scheduling and said that he does NOT like how hes putting himself with the one girl for 'training' even though shes been working for over 6 months now
apparently shes going to school for 'computer stuff' its the same girl who the new gm was talking about hope i can talk about amd with her
No.844845
it is raining here as well
No.844846
gonno try to do the splits
No.844847
girls are vapid she wont know a thing about amd trust me shes an intelflapper
No.844848
shes the one who the new gm said was really quiet and always looking at her phone shes basically himako
No.844849
gonno get a juul
No.844850
flapperlaughing hard at the rx580 2048sp
its literally a 570 with the exact same amount of stream processors as a 570 why do they call it a 580
No.844851
mutated
No.844853
chinese markets are weird
No.844854
gonno become a paperback write
No.844855
how do i season food
No.844856
with seasoning
No.844863
havin some coffee
No.844864
raging hard a fly keeps flipping flying in front of the monitor
No.844865
gonno have some coffee soon myself
No.844866
>>844858they have those here
No.844867
im a sushi chef
No.844868
put some baileys in that coffee
No.844869
wish i had some
No.844870
anyone tried wasabi before
No.844871
whats wasabi
No.844872
愛 wasabi
No.844874
tg brought back the gummies but theres only like a half cup left from the initial 2.5lb and theyre only the orange ones
flipper
No.844875
cant believe this is the end for intel
No.844876
gonno make some famous slam jam and ramen for dinner already thinking about it
No.844877
nice slam jammer
No.844878
one smidge essence of blog
No.844879
>>844858nah those are for plebs i know a mate by the wharf that will give us the neetblog treatment
No.844881
>>844864i was at walmart NOT long ago and there was a fly or something buzzing around my face and i inhaled so i could blow it away but ended up pinching the bug in with it and when i blew it was more like a spit and im pretty sure the mexican woman in line saw the whole thing
No.844882
bored
No.844883
watch the dovy video
No.844884
lemme think about it
nah
No.844885
your lost
No.844888
do girls really like eating hotdogs with mayonnaise like that
No.844889
only angels
No.844890
i like hotdogs with lots of mayo does that make me an angel
No.844891
it makes you a fat manbaby
No.844893
havin some coffee and eatin lemon pie hima gonno play some mtg
No.844894
if you arent born a girl or a chad you should immediately reroll
No.844895
>>844893lemon pie is gross
No.844896
just woke up and read
gonno watch that dovy vid while drinking some coffee and then play some blops
No.844897
愛 how cho cho was turned to stone and they didnt even bother explaining how she was turned back to normal
No.844898
wish i didnt have social anhedonia and avolition
No.844900
i have social anorexia
No.844901
wish i didnt have gigantism of the penis
No.844902
i am incapable of socialization
No.844903
wish i didnt have bunghole thrombosis
No.844904
on second thought ill have a chili pie for dinner
No.844905
tried to call the regional manager he didnt pick up
No.844906
pretty sure i watched all 12 episodes of re but episode 13 isnt ringing any bells did they mutate a bunch of shit
No.844907
never ate lemon pie how is it
No.844908
its like
No.844909
its like lemon pie
No.844910
pasted
No.844911
gonno snoze
No.844912
you snoze you loze
No.844913
everybody get up its time to slam now
we got a real jam goin down
welcome to the slam jam
No.844914
hey hima havent read in a few days can i get a recap
No.844915
hima is dead
No.844916
read everything you fool
No.844917
no my head hurts
No.844919
pasted kaneki
No.844923
its NOT okay to jack off
No.844924
cant wait until turt becomes a pro racer
No.844925
can i jerk it
No.844926
hes too old to be a pro racer f1 drivers are all zoomers because old people cant handle the g forces
No.844928
wish i was pasted
No.844929
why is turt so swarthy
No.844930
alright time to jack it off
No.844931
hes NOT white
No.844932
sinuses hurt hard
No.844934
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No.844935
>>844926its fine
being incel means you dont age as fast because your body thinks its still prepubescent
but now that you mention that whenever that mate would drive hard id hear him panting and grunting through the mic it was weird i dont know if he was having trouble with the g forces or if he was super pumped up
>>844929i this summer with the top down a lot itll fade by the start of winter
No.844937
is that why tg thought i was 22
No.844938
>>844935does jerking ruin that i want to be youthful forever
No.844939
im almost 30 but look 19
No.844940
>>844938yes
stop joing you dumb horndog
No.844941
>>844936im NOT a pedonorm
No.844942
shes fully developed look at those hips
No.844943
its all about the sun neets are mostly cel and they dont go outside or pointlessly sunbathe every summer for hours hide from the sun and your skin will always be young
No.844944
tell that to the norwooders
No.844946
should i castrate myself to stop balding and retain my youthfulness NOT like ill ever impregnate anyone
No.844947
absolutely
No.844948
chibi kitty ~>_< ~:d
excellent
No.844949
stop watching the re anime idiot
No.844950
im balding and have forehead wrinkles even though im a neetcel
No.844952
been praying to die in my sleep ever since i was 11
No.844953
why is that girl saying ぬちやあ
No.844954
>>844920cant believe your The Boss actually hired you a fortnite teacher
No.844956
wish to snap a girl with my himamates
No.844957
is there really hatoba doujinshi why dont they leave her alone
No.844958
>>844957youre in for a treat
No.844959
i do NOT want to watch her be snapped i want to watch her snap a single mate in his 20s living alone like me
No.844960
hima im going to work on maxing my verbal fluency any tips
No.844961
whats that mena
No.844962
wish an mature office lady would snap me
No.844963
able to speak without pausing to think of what to say and without stuttering
No.844964
i cant help im functionally a mute
No.844966
perfectly drawn vagina time to jerk it
No.844967
i dont stutter but i do think a lot when i speak maybe thats the problem
wish i could just be a nonthinking npc
No.844968
i have a slow brain
No.844969
my The Boss is an office lady
No.844971
>>844969thats hot do you jo with her underwear
No.844972
slap a slap slap
No.844973
no because im NOT a freak
No.844974
won aNOTher sushi bar of campout
No.844977
playing mtg
No.844978
>>844976theres NOThing there
No.844979
phew slam jam and rice time its great
No.844980
spoke too soon
No.844981
my soldering station arrived
No.844982
dont eat too much slam jam youll get cancer
No.844983
slam jam is an antioxidant
No.844985
same playing a vamp tribal BW deck
No.844986
me too but im stompy
No.844988
>>844984was listening to this while shaving earlier
No.844989
im dunkelheit
No.844990
cant wait to blast filosofem at the hima mansion
No.844991
the hima mansion will never happen and anime girls arent real
No.844992
crying
No.844993
crying wont solve your problems
No.844994
Is it true I'm a big creep
No.844995
old gm called he said he told the new gm that im a huge unused resource sitting around doing NOThing
No.844996
im a huge useless blob o shite sitting around doing NOThing
No.844997
>>844991i keep telling you mates you can move in any time you want
No.844998
old gm called he said im a useless blob o shite
No.844999
gonno mutate the chili pie and make some more spp it really is one of the best meals pg should try it
No.845000
non americans cant just move so itd be you nb onseki and turt together all day long
No.845001
once i get my citizenship ill move to the hima apartment
No.845002
trump will send you back
No.845003
offered for seki to move in but he went somewhere else and now he has to live off 1 bouillon cube and 2 tablespoons of rice a day
No.845004
>>845000it would just be him and onseki
bnig hates me and turt
No.845005
poor flapperseki
No.845006
nb will you marry me so i can get citizenship
No.845007
think im gonno play a ravnica draft
No.845008
he could have become a water store manager and flipped tg and himakos doppelganger but now he can only flip himself
No.845010
returned something i wasnt using and they said it was damaged in shipping so i dont get a refund
No.845011
was it a dildo how did you damage it
No.845012
owned
No.845013
i will never forget the day herkz raged at me for listening to queen
No.845014
wow is that a thing
No.845015
Can i move in too pnig I'm only a couple hours away (7)
No.845016
no boost off haysuz
No.845017
Why
No.845018
Is it because that mate reminded you of the bad things i used to tell you
No.845019
you would become attached like you are to turt and never stop knocking on my door asking what im doing when im jerking it
No.845020
flapperlaughing hard
No.845021
No i would just ride your motor bike and use your computer and have tg in my room
No.845022
no
No.845023
Do you need to have your grandma's approval
No.845024
Can you help me shave my head
No.845025
oh cunnilingus
No.845026
>>845023he doesnt live with his grandma anymore
No.845027
goat boss might be in a lot of trouble
No.845028
good
No.845029
im bored and gay
No.845030
back
No.845032
some mate just tried to tell me straight shota is queer can you believe that
No.845033
yeah i could believe that jerking off to little anime boys is queer
No.845034
>>845026Why where does he live
No.845035
愛 a good straight shota on milf
No.845037
its NOT gay sex its an asian girl dancing
No.845038