No.828018
die fucking norm
No.828019
my boy seki 未来が眩しくて見えない bout to show you a magic trick real quick
No.828031
we need more battler kun banners
No.828105
>>828031according to onseki hes NOT adding any new banners because one person requests them even though i also think we need some more banners
No.828381
stop flipping whining you butthurt nigger no one gives a damn about banners except you theres already over fifty and half of them are unremarkable
No.828393
but there are two people in this thread that want more banners
No.828520
you mean three
No.828977
flip you bannernorms
No.830892
gonno fire up the lasta the pasta
No.831832
test
No.838573
spooky thread for halloween
No.838576
未来が眩しくて見えない gonno shave
No.838577
gonno fire up a sushi bar
No.838578
there can be no other way forward except the complete destruction of the norm
No.838579
the only possible way back to 2006
No.838580
gonno fire up the sis cam
No.838581
let me see
No.838582
might have some wine whos with me
No.838583
daddy will be drinking one single can of session ale tonight
No.838585
normroly
No.838586
i appreciate you linking the siscam and saying its a broly trailer
No.838587
Just realized the mate who hates me here is Liam yet he doesn't have a valid reason hope that fat potato nigger finds peace with his chippys
No.838588
never met an irish person who wasnt repulsive in one way or aNOTher
No.838589
how is old liam these days
No.838591
25
No.838592
no i meant whats he been up to lately hope hes doing well
No.838594
hes suffering
No.838595
im irish
No.838597
cunnilingus never gave me a chance
No.838598
just realized i havent seen a website with a customized right click menu in years it used to be really common
No.838599
make it happen seki
No.838600
gotta dump again
No.838601
add a custom cursor too hehe
No.838603
no
No.838605
body {
background: #EEF2FF url('img/fade-blue.png') repeat-x 50% 0%;
color: black;
font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;
font-size: 10pt;
margin: 0 4px;
padding-left: 4px;
cursor: wait;
padding-right: 4px;
cursor: wait;
}
a,a:visited {
text-decoration: underline;
color: #34345C;
cursor: wait;
}
do it
No.838606
Thanks, Cameron!
Your booking in Roanoke Rapids is confirmed.
No.838607
>>838605into style.css of course
No.838609
>>838605dont do it hes trying to hack the server
No.838610
hes a hacker
No.838611
it gives the body element the property of changing the mouse cursor into your systems default 'wait' cursor
basically it makes your cursor into the loading cursor on hima
No.838612
also the a elements which are all hyperlinks
No.838613
thats evil
No.838614
its fitting for onsekis hima
No.838615
i dont understand a word of what you just said
No.838616
NOT a big fan of seeing google ips pop up in wireshark
No.838618
>>838617nah im NOT letting you infiltrate my system hacknorm i wasnt born yesterday
No.838619
flapperlaughing remembering the time all text had a tilt on it those days are never coming back
No.838620
cunnilingus rebuilding takes forever
No.838621
wouldnt mind if seki put a nice song of his choosing at the top each week
No.838623
he literally wont do that
No.838624
>>838621id like to just have no clue how to
No.838625
>>838621it would be rap garbage every time
No.838626
and you get mad when i call you incompetent
No.838627
simply embed a player in the board announcement field and make sure html is enabled its very simple
No.838628
can you give me that in laymans terms
No.838629
the cyberia theme is up in a very experimental state
No.838630
<audio controls>
<source src="whatever.mp3" type="audio/mpeg">
</audio>
No.838632
dont know why i bother helping you when you treat me like shit boost you
No.838633
may i recommend installing pihole
No.838634
seki dont mean no harm
No.838635
would have believed that if NOT for what transpired a couple nights ago
No.838636
what transpired
No.838637
he was an asshole and all around scumbag
No.838638
and apparently he still has a stick up his ass today so boost him
No.838639
its NOT his fault he was blazed out of his mind
No.838640
wish everyone could just be friends theres only so many himamates in the world
No.838641
what are you chimping out about
have you considered that im busy editing stylesheets and dont have time to reply to every one of your little personal attacks
No.838642
crying hima
No.838643
cant you two just be kind to each other
No.838644
im just barely reading the posts i saw your tip on embedding audio and i was waiting to get to a stopping point to ask where i would put this on main.js
No.838645
what should it be today mates chardonnay or merlot
No.838646
ban the nigger
No.838647
>>838644you dont put anything on main.js you dumb booster
No.838650
i respect you for typing that out even though you messed up
No.838652
>>838640think about it for a second
every time there is unrest among the flock who is always the antagonist no matter what
No.838653
its neetblog isnt it
No.838654
basted nb
No.838655
getting anxious
No.838656
are you gonno be okay do you need a hug
No.838657
passed the toilet paper roll test i stayed up all night studying for it
No.838658
Same brother just take deep breaths like me
No.838659
hate the deep breaths meme
No.838660
when is the hima mansion coming
No.838661
The deep breaths isn't a meme it slows down your heart rate
No.838662
gotta wake up early and get gas before work
No.838663
switched to opendns
No.838664
gonno wake up at my regular time and get ready for an interview
No.838665
wake up in hell
No.838666
gotta wake up at the normal time tomorrow and get ready for doing NOThing all day again
No.838667
NOT sure where its inheriting the hot pink color from its NOT in the stylesheet anywhere
pretty sure i have to add a line somewhere but i gotta morph
No.838668
hima hima
No.838669
there are easy ways to check for that sort of thing youll figure it out
No.838670
i woke up in hell on january 1 2010
No.838671
dont remember anything before 2012
No.838676
i masturbate 8 times a day and shower twice a year
No.838678
>>838675im basted they call me the basteblog
No.838679
wish they called me the basteblog
No.838680
ill call you basteblog
No.838681
im nice
No.838683
how do i become baste
No.838685
could sperm to that
No.838686
never spermed to a picture
No.838687
never spermed before whats it like
No.838688
its awful
No.838689
its NOT that bad
No.838690
NOT basted either
No.838691
bh nosperm
No.838692
got left behind
No.838693
got left behind and the world moved on beyond 2006
No.838694
screaming and crying
No.838695
gonno get myself a coke coffee plus tomorrow
No.838696
stop drinking soda
No.838697
wish i had a coke coffee plus its basted
No.838698
gonno time travel
No.838699
stop drinking soda and start drinking pop
No.838700
where are you going
No.838702
2003
No.838703
i want to go with you take me back to
No.838704
imagine traveling back to 2003 and flipping a sexy lady then when you get back you would have a cute sexy ladiesis
No.838705
i have to undertake this mission alone my himamates will join me in spirit
No.838706
can you at least end this shite life before it ends up shit
No.838708
dont click virus
No.838710
takem me boosting back take me back take me back take me back ahhhhh
No.838711
wonder what it is with sexy ladies turning into fully grown women in anime
No.838712
>>838709same and shampoo and shampoo
No.838713
>>838711sexy ladies want to grow up its why theyre so eager to flip
No.838714
where do i find the horny sexy ladies
No.838715
you know
No.838716
is it libraries
No.838717
LBI
No.838718
did anyone else watch that video about the girl who said when she was a sexy lady she read a lot of romance novels and would get really horny but she didnt know how to jo until she was 13 and spermed within 30 seconds
No.838719
>>838701mindblowing to think these obnoxious goofs have probably never had a dark thought in their lives and keep lots of friends and most arent even virgs
No.838720
>>838717was going to say that its NOT real but from what ive heard there are actual LBIs out there
No.838721
gth degenerates
No.838722
Winter has come it's getting dark early
No.838723
autumn began like a week ago winter doesnt begin until late december
No.838724
Autumn has began we must get done scarfs to stay warm
No.838725
Should i buy one of those sweaters they're called something with a c
No.838726
They're like very deep v necks
No.838727
DADDYS HOME
No.838728
jaypee boy
No.838729
accidentally had safe browsing enabled now i dont get see any google connections being made
No.838730
>>838726theres crew neck but thats NOT it
No.838731
Cardigan! Should i get one of those cardigans
No.838732
theyre for women
No.838733
why are there no manaka_lala sex closed_eyes blush from_behind pictures
No.838735
ban
No.838736
Ban anyone that doesn't wear 10 year old hand me downs
No.838737
aloha shirts are the only acceptable exception
No.838738
i buy used designer
No.838739
>>838733how can you be blushing and from_behind at the same time
No.838741
thought that said used diaper
No.838743
spoil it
No.838745
should i watch serial experiments lain
No.838746
bought $10 worth of chocolate from a chocolate shop gonno eat that with my cheese sticks and tamales
No.838747
have you never watched it you fool youre supposed to have been watching it once a year since 99
No.838748
die fatnig
No.838749
i watch cosmos each year
No.838751
yeah watch it its pretty good
No.838752
if you think about it the hima mansion isnt that far away we just need to live like haibane and get an abandoned dormitory or warehouse or factory and wear used clothes and do our chores itll be a fulfilling existence
No.838753
ive never watched lain
No.838754
i kept saying if anyone wanted to live here they could i can pay everything you would just need to get here
No.838755
dropped lain after like episode 3 stupid meme show
No.838756
lain is pretty alright but NOT all its cracked up to be but the teens 愛 it
No.838757
how does a neet with no money experience or assets make it to japan
No.838758
lain finds a way to astonish me every time i rewatch it its truly a one of a kind anime
No.838759
>>838757simply astral project
No.838760
>>838756maybe you just dont get it
No.838761
whats to get
No.838762
NOT true i get it and its good but its NOT that hard to get and theres better anime
No.838763
>>838754id feel bad to leech off someone ive never even met thats NOT even family and pg cant go to america i dont think
No.838764
i agree but its still worth a watch if you havent seen it
No.838765
never watched an anime in my life
No.838766
fool
No.838767
think lain fans ruined it for me
No.838768
>>838763didnt we all post on jp and warosu for over 10 years now
No.838769
i thought like that too after only watching it twice because the surface is quite shallow and parallels are easily made and understood but once you internalize the implications of the schumann resonance and connected consciousness as is presented every episode becomes completely different and its like watching something completely new watching only one episode a day and then going for a walk or meditating or daydreaming about it afterwards is specially important to the whole experience
No.838770
i started posting on jp and warosu in 2012
No.838771
wouldnt feel safe in the same house as someone from here id have to snoze with my eyes open
No.838772
>>838768yes but its different and only 5 years together the first 5 do NOT count
No.838774
wouldnt feel comfortable having someone pay for all my stuff either
No.838775
>>838769did you post this as a joke
No.838776
>>838774you can repay it by letting him bugger you whenever he likes
No.838777
>>838771simply lock your door with a lock that exceeds maximum security
No.838779
gonno see if trainee girl wants to be my roommate so i can flip her easily
No.838780
shes already your headmate why NOT
No.838781
tng time
No.838782
>>838752is this like the rick and morty kopipe
No.838783
did you quote the wrong post what do you mean
No.838784
yeah i meant to quote
>>838769 No.838785
foolish
No.838786
alright time for some wine
No.838787
gonno go with merlot i think anyone care to join me
No.838788
i only have sparkling wine sorry
No.838789
just applied to be a writer for christcenteredsushi chef.com
No.838790
daddy is busy jerking it to manaka_lala -rating:safe
No.838791
>>838789nice i just landed a job at animefeminist.com myself
No.838793
get me a job right now
No.838796
spoil it!
No.838797
nice vulcan medical girl in this episode
No.838798
the alien girls in star trek give me a big horny chicken nugget theres an episode where rikers undercover and a horny alien girl says she wont expose his secret only if he flips her hard so he does
No.838800
wish i was riker or data or wesley
No.838801
sternum hurts
No.838802
eating a blood orange
No.838803
you mean a tangerine
No.838804
oranges arent ripe for aNOTher few months in the northern atmosphere flip you
No.838806
wonder what the fruit of knowledge tasted like
No.838807
>>838800same except troi or dr crusher
No.838808
thats a metaphor like mimirs well
No.838809
>>838806pomegranates blow
No.838810
i fear haysuz is slam jamming it was NOT this fast before
No.838811
it wasnt a metaphor p anderson said it happened
No.838812
pastor anderson said the earth is 6000 years old and that people used to live with dinosaurs
No.838813
nice datas grandpa seems flapper as hell
No.838814
dont listen to pastors
No.838815
hes right
No.838817
datas actor said hes never watched an episode of the show and thinks sci fi is stupid sigh
No.838818
what the fuck what an asshole
No.838821
yeah hes super basted
No.838823
wish i was worf
No.838824
are you neetblog because only neetblog can become worf
No.838826
yeah they dont call me the worfblog for NOThing
No.838827
gonno watch star trek voyage once upon a time phew
No.838828
mutate every p anderson vid
No.838829
crepe
No.838830
>>838828youre going to hell
No.838831
wish creep was filtered to crepe
No.838833
cant stop laughing whenever i see riker smile
No.838834
wish seki would fix the regex so words like The Bossent wouldnt get flipped up
No.838835
hate trekkies
No.838836
activate the scot filters
No.838837
rikers basted hes my second favorite after data
No.838838
>>838834he doesnt want to do stuff like that you saw his posts
No.838839
what about good old picard
No.838840
test
No.838841
getting post errors again this time about packets
No.838844
>>838839he comes after geordie and worf
No.838845
Why do people always state when i lift somewhat heavy then all the manlets come next to me and load up more than just walk away after standing around for a minute or two
No.838846
you got liftmogged
No.838847
my forearms and hands are slim and sculpted from years of bike riding and making sushi
No.838848
Post a pic bud
No.838849
showed tg the tanline on my arm from my g愛s and she tried to show me her tanlines and it made me feel weird so i changed the topic quick and told her that she should get a pair because when you fall you put your hands out instinctively and you cant get skin grafts on your hands
then she said her helmet was like $50 on amazon and it made me feel genuinely worried for her
No.838850
race her
No.838851
got a bad case of natto crotch
No.838852
whats wrong with $50 helmets theyre all the same anyways
No.838853
does that mean you dick stinks
No.838854
shes on a 250 theres no way she could keep up
been feeling really good on the vfr lately i feel like my cornering has improved and my balance is at its peak i think doing touge runs every other day helps a lot
part of why i want to take her on a ride is so she can pick up some tips from watching
No.838855
is it weird that spider man is my favorite superhero gambit is a close second
No.838856
spiderman is the best hero hes as smart or smarter than tony stark and as strong or stronger than the hulk
No.838857
too bad hes dead
No.838858
temporarily
No.838859
superman is my favorite followed by martian manhunter
No.838860
>>838852cheaper ones are heavier and have worse fits because they make one or two shell sizes for 4-5 helmet sizes
there are also lots of safety tests and ratings that helmets go through and more expensive helmets have nice features like quick release internals so if you crash and a spine injury is suspected the ambulance can remove the helmet without putting force on your neck
No.838861
my dad told me once when he was riding his motorcycle he started puking inside his helmet with the shield down and couldnt see anything also hes missing a knee cap because he crashed it while street racing some mate
No.838862
never threw up in my helmet but had many moths fly inside and just fly around
No.838863
i was just thinking about moths
No.838865
just killed a moth
No.838866
dont kill bugs
No.838867
they deserve suffering
No.838868
no
No.838870
bugs will be the main food source of humanity once crops become unsustainable
No.838871
im NOT eating bugs that gross
No.838872
they are already gradually being introduced into every day foods
No.838873
boost you bugboy go eat worms somewhere else
No.838875
only the ignorant masses will eat insects and fake labmeat like how we feed pigs slop so dont worry
No.838877
men flip pigs more than cats
No.838878
found something but if i post it its going to make a certain person rage
No.838879
>>838876stop doing this its NOT funny
No.838881
post it queerboy
No.838882
If interviewer ask about my hobbies tomorrow I'm gonno say computer and anime
No.838883
>>838878post it and make me rage bitch
No.838885
why would anyone use mpv instead of mpchc anyways
No.838886
uhhh haha
No.838887
Unironically been using mpchc foralmost 6 years now find it extremely convieneny snd easy to use
No.838888
i use zplayer
No.838889
>>838869already listened to this yesterday
No.838891
i listened to it before you
No.838893
i use vlc
No.838894
What's wrong with mpchc i use vlc too with mkv files
No.838896
been using cccp for years
No.838897
eyes hurt when i see korean
No.838898
>>838895wish i was like rhett
No.838899
food ranger went to india
No.838900
wasnt he there already
No.838901
i just watched it
No.838902
i thought he was in egypt
No.838904
hearing vocaloids gets me horny
No.838905
normaloid
No.838906
they make me rage
No.838907
rin is baste
No.838908
feeling nervous
No.838910
usually pubic hair disgusts me but thats pretty hot
No.838911
virus
No.838912
wish i was that white
No.838913
oh
No.838915
im a bassline junky
No.838919
hideous bitch
No.838920
its happening again
No.838921
ban the oognorm slam jammer
No.838924
>>838921you cant ban bastedsuz
No.838926
ban the flipping sexnorm slam jammer or i rage
No.838927
and they said i was an idiot for wanting a 200ge dont they know the ge stands for greatest ever
No.838928
>>838922why is the 2200 only allocating 1gb of ram for the gpu instead of 2
No.838929
had to block banners again since that ota one keeps giving me seizures
No.838930
still think its a foolish buy
No.838932
>>838929aNOTher bad decision by onseki
No.838933
the 2200 is in some laptop so maybe that has something to do with it i dont know if there are any desktop apu vs 200ge videos and im too lazy to find them
for $50 i think its still a good deal defiantly a good buy for a htpc
No.838934
wheres himako
No.838935
>>838932go to hell whinenig
No.838936
get a nice pentium gold instead
No.838938
>>838924That wasn't me i only watch boku no pico exclusively for the past 3 years
No.838939
>>838934died while on a trip to daiso
died from a heart attack while watching old anime
killed self because of onseki
laying comatose in a bed doing NOThing
one of these
No.838940
at that price point its unbeatable sure but you cant expect much more than using it as a living room htpc to watch stuff with
No.838941
is there a quick way to comamorph
No.838942
pnig is right here
No.838943
does locked clocks mean locked everything can i still undervolt a 200ge and get a passive cooler
No.838944
basteseki is 10x the admin shitmako could ever be
No.838945
hope himako is having a good time maybe she ended up visiting that bakery
No.838946
okay seki
No.838948
himako was last seen 8/17 when onseki flipped up something and then tried to manually mess with the database like an idiot
No.838949
i think voltage supply is controlled by the mobo and NOT the cpu but i am NOT sure
No.838950
asked the mate at the computer store about the 200ge and he tried to push a 2700x on me and then said he would probably be sticking with the old apus for a long time
words canNOT explain what i felt at that The Bossent
No.838951
would be funny if he tried to push a skylake x hehe
No.838952
hope himako is safe and happy
No.838953
technorm hours gonno sulk and wallstare
No.838954
shes neither
No.838955
>>838947sigh nobody understands what it is like being a femcel
No.838956
nice newegg has the 200ge for $59.99 and out of stock this is perfect real basted
No.838957
owned
No.838965
im a freaky manbaby
No.838966
>>838959started out good but quickly turned to shite
No.838967
my fishing level is now 71
No.838968
gz
No.838969
woke up became too self aware for a The Bossent and almost fell
No.838970
gonno sperm&snoze
No.838972
>>838969your pineal gland was awakening
No.838973
all alone
No.838974
feeling bad think im getting sick
No.838975
you canNOT kill me i am subhuman
No.838976
im baste
No.838977
>>838972when i was a kid i could do it voluntarily if i tried while standing in a mirror but now it happens on its own all the time especially when waking up
No.838979
gonno close the hima tab once and for all
No.838980
gonno sleep it bye hima
No.838981
>>838049pnig do you recognize this song
the tags are all messed up i have no clue
No.838984
Faintly smell shit on my hands i should've washed them I'll just ask for a restroom at the interviewer place
No.838985
okay thanks for the help
what is it from
No.838986
good luck bro
No.838987
its called シーズンパレット by のみこ its the second track from スキップ hope you remember this next time you decide to be an asshole
No.838988
oh its nomico no wonder
i downloaded all the music on my new laptop from here in early 2017 so i figured someone would know
No.838989
i would have identified it for him dont be arrogant
No.838990
if only you knew the amount of shit thats happened recently
No.838991
pick on someone your own size
No.838993
if i hadnt seen pnigs dick hundreds of times i would probably think he was a girl the way he nags and gets emotional
No.838994
Should i have tucked in my shirt
No.838995
These receptionists have it easy they just say the company name and say hold on a The Bossent
No.838996
Corporate office are intimidating everyone has their shirt tucked in maybe i should've tucked mine
No.838997
It's too late they've seen me without it tucked in they'll know
No.838998
Ok washed my hands hopefully no smell is emitting from my posterior
No.839000
you a bitch
No.839001
quick take a selfie
No.839003
why are you wearing those shoes to an interview
No.839004
They're just shoes i didn't want to wear my Jordan's NOT like it's an exec position
No.839005
feel like screaming
No.839006
Sigh i don't think I'll get the job i should've worn some other shoes
No.839007
hope it went ok bro
No.839008
I think it did he gave me his card
No.839010
wish a sexy lady would find my sword
No.839014
I'm in chino hills anyone wanna come
No.839015
Think I'll head to Huntington Beach and try to find siztras house so i can pop his tires
No.839016
new jojo is out
No.839017
gonno wait for it to end and save the whole thing for later
No.839018
then you cant discuss the episodes with your himamates
No.839019
What's a good haircut to start my new job in corporate America please don't say Hitler youth i don't wanna look like this
No.839021
>>839009her name is saga thats epic
No.839022
all i wear is hitler youth theres NOThing better
No.839023
pic
No.839024
no
No.839025
simply get the just
No.839026
sigh ronaldo sama...
No.839027
gonno have to cover up for someone else thats taking a vacation for the whole next week im anxious as hell and freaking out im ready to flipping quit hima but The Boss would rage hard so i cant
No.839028
deep breaths
its going to be okay
No.839029
i dont think so i think everything will go wrong and it will be awful im hyperventilating
No.839030
itll be over before you know it
No.839031
just remember your himamates are all cheering you on
No.839032
gonno upgrade debian stable to testing had enough of using old software versions
No.839033
fool
No.839034
thanks for the support mates sigh
No.839035
so long stretch hello buster
No.839036
1238 packages can be upgraded. Run 'apt list --upgradable' to see them.
hb
No.839037
gonno fire up the linux vm to pretend im a cool hacker
No.839038
doing this for the new season want to use the vulkan api i downloaded plus new shaders
No.839039
what did you just said
No.839040
im still stuck as lala what the fuckff
No.839041
How did you bypass the word filter what the boost
No.839042
𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗅𝗈𝗅𝗂 𝗉𝗎𝗌𝗌𝗒
No.839043
what the fuck
No.839046
simply commit suicide f word norms i hate you all
No.839047
flip
No.839048
I did but i tucked it in then it felt uncomfortable so i untucked it
No.839049
Does anyone want to be the Zack to my miri and make a porno
No.839050
its NOT about how it feels its about how it looks
No.839051
i am lala noobs
No.839052
Function over form is what I've been told
No.839053
words of a perennial fashion victim
No.839054
what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
No.839055
If you're so fashionable post a pic
No.839056
and you dont seem to understand
No.839057
Grabbing a couple hot n readys for tonight it's a big night
No.839058
what does it even mean to become self aware i either have never been or am at all times
No.839059
Pimpley roasts always work at fast food places
No.839060
You truly become enlightened
No.839061
They have this new thing called the pizza portal it looks neat
No.839063
Everyone sure started partying early today
No.839064
a shame you seemed an honest man
No.839065
and all the fears you hold so dear
No.839066
Carmax salesman looking fly as boost
No.839067
flip you boostman
No.839068
Oh no receding hairline nevermind he isn't fly
No.839069
im norwooding hard
No.839071
TSMC to start 5nm production in april 2019
No.839072
in my time of dying want nobody to mourn all i want for you to do is take my body home
No.839073
slam jam my kitty
No.839074
always like calling flappergirl because she seems happy to talk
No.839076
shes only pretending she hates talking to crepes
No.839077
mosquito got me through my pants that booster
No.839078
Who's flappergirl
No.839079
>>838417sigh this drama was the only thing thats made me cry in the last 10 years
No.839080
>>839076sadly i dont think so but how can i tell
No.839081
my life is falling apart
No.839082
you must be fun at parties
No.839085
woke up read didnt highlight then refreshed and the ota banner almost memory leaked me thanks seki
No.839086
>>839078bnigs imaginary gf
No.839087
who wants to hump my kitty
No.839088
die weirdo
No.839089
just woke up havin a big cup of coffee and patting my dog hows it hangin mates
No.839091
sitting in the front of the store doing NOThing while the new mate sits in the back playing cod on his laptop
No.839092
which cod is he playing
No.839093
mw2
No.839094
Hey mates do you think it went well if the mate gave me his card there were only two other roasts there for the job they didn't seem like good candidates compared to me
No.839095
when hiring people you need to hire people that you either want to be around or think you can stand to be around all day which means hes probably hiring the girls so he can flip them
No.839096
put yourself in his situation who would you hire you or a hot girl
No.839097
I also mentioned i use reddit i said i like to browse the internet and frequent websites like reddit for news
No.839098
They weren't hot but you're
>>839095 right
No.839099
>>839095thats why trainee girl was hired after she left her interview scape boss said she was pretty cute and the old gm said when he first saw her she was the most attractive but after spending time with her shes just annoying to him now
No.839100
i want to snap her
No.839101
snap or snap
No.839102
snap her right in the kitty
No.839103
crepe
No.839104
Tired think I'll nap
No.839105
drank too much wine yesterday think im gonno puke
No.839106
未来が眩しくて見えない hurl
No.839107
why did you drink so much fool
No.839108
it was fun
No.839109
gonno hurl
No.839110
time to barf
No.839111
that upgrade boosted my debian system i wanted to come fix thr problem later but i accidently closed the laptop lid which made it restart with dependency errors glad i could still access the shell
No.839112
puked
No.839113
boosted or boosted
No.839114
why doesnt clicking the ota banner take me to ota
No.839115
need some hair of the dog that bit me
No.839116
hehe i thought he actually meant boosted at first but then i realized he meant flipped
No.839117
why did onseki add the ota banner if its causing so many problems with so many people
No.839118
Sometimes i wonder if all this drama is made up no way someone has this many problems with their computer
No.839119
keep the banner remove like half the wordfilters
No.839120
remove the plumber filter
remove the cunnilingus filter
No.839121
What does plumber filter from
No.839122
plumber
No.839123
plumber
No.839124
plumber or plumber
No.839125
add the crepe filter
No.839126
>>839115phew truly one must rise at the tree where one fell
No.839127
spelled properly crepè
No.839128
dumb boring day
bought a dent repair kit but the glue they provide pinches so it was pretty much useless might buy some glue from home depot or a crafts store and give it aNOTher try at some point
that was pretty much the last random purchase i wanted to make from harbor freight
No.839130
what the hell kind of name is fleance forkuo
No.839131
Just pour scorching hot water and get a plunger
No.839132
wish battler kun would bend me over and plunge me
No.839133
plunge or plunge
No.839135
time to fire up blops 3
No.839136
die blopnorm
No.839137
>>839134havent had cointreau in years
No.839138
New York minute stinks olsen twins were 18 or 17 when they made this
No.839139
you shall become the blops3cel
No.839140
>>839136blop you motherblopper
No.839141
>>839138what are you trying to imply in regards to their age
No.839142
hes saying theyre old grannies
No.839143
thats the sickest thing ive ever heard i need to lie down
No.839144
quit calling them grannies
No.839145
grannieflipper
No.839146
>>839134seems like a huge rigmarole just to end up with crepes in sugar syrup
No.839147
eating some chicken nuggetless wings and superhots and fries hb
No.839149
sigh how come no one told me about all the excess skin when you lose weight i should have stayed fat
No.839150
wish i never got fat i wouldnt have disgusting stretch marks all around my waist
No.839151
you have to lose weight slowly
No.839152
gonno play splat 2 with my boosting mateboys lets go
No.839153
wish i was dumb enough to play splatoon
No.839154
splatoon is for smarties
No.839155
have stretchmarks on my arms from freakening too fast
No.839156
never heen fat whats it like
No.839157
get fat then lose it for an intense learning experience expand your worldview
No.839158
its okay sometimes it feels nice grabbing your belly but it isnt worth it
No.839159
girls 愛 it
No.839160
big pharma made me fat and ruined my life
No.839162
i suffocate my woman with my tremendous flab
No.839163
i suffocate them with my big callused hands
No.839164
i was underweight then i got fat really fast and got stretchmarks on my thighs and stomach it was terrible but now im normal and they have mostly healed and are mostly invisible now
never going to be fat again
No.839165
getting even more excited for vanilla wow after suffering through 2 months of bfa
No.839166
why settle for NOT being fat when you can aspire to leave humanity behind
No.839167
hungry gonno nosh on some almond rounds
No.839169
okay now that is epic
No.839170
愛 how only blatant npcs get upset over the npc mania
No.839171
how come cooking recipes never flipping tell me how hot i should make the pan or oven
No.839173
>>839165do you think they will have more than one server for each type of server in vanilla
ideally there would be just one giant server but then the rpers would complain
one rp
one pvp
one pve
maybe one rp pvp and thats it
No.839174
>>839171you should know these things
No.839175
cant wait to spec into improved sap as sub so i can at most get a 90% chance to NOT come out of stealth when i sap someone
No.839176
you should be studying and NOT playing video sushi bars young man
No.839177
>>839173from what ive gathered it seems like theyre majorly underestimating how many players there will be in regards to servers but i think there will be a couple of pve and pvp realms per region if it ends up like that you will find me on the rp pvp server to be honest i hope theres lots of moderately sized servers rather than a few giant ones because one of the highpoints of vanilla was having a server community where everyone knows the major players and pvpers or campers by name its part of why i dont like private servers that much because theyre either completely dead or an enormous mess with 5 times the realm pop of what a vanilla server had
i hope they find the right balance
No.839178
knowing blizzard they will boost it up and the launch is going to be awful though
No.839179
fixed it one system link was jamming everything
No.839180
pasta time
No.839181
I'm awake
No.839182
mornin
No.839183
can i use margerine instead of butter in a recipe
No.839184
>>839178a true vanilla experience
No.839185
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No.839186
sometimes
whats the recipe
No.839189
yeah stick to butter for that recipe
No.839190
i dont have butter
No.839191
how hard is it to get butter
No.839192
you wouldnt understand
No.839193
kays cooking substitutes marg for butter every time and it works great
No.839194
apparently trainee girls bike had NOThing wrong with it she just really doesnt know how to ride
No.839195
ride this
No.839196
okay so apparently the piece of shit postman here just chooses NOT to deliver packages or even carry them on his bike when hes delivering since i caught him today and he just had the slip saying theres a package waiting at the post office instead of bringing it at all even though it was letter sized and didnt require a signature at least its a nice scenic walk up and i can listen to a sermon on the way sigh
No.839197
had the same thing happen to me before
No.839199
had a The Boss come in with her daughter and the daughter kept annoying the The Boss so the The Boss brought up how her daughter is like a boy and laughs at naked people and fart jokes and the daughter walked outside
No.839200
>>839197it happened before and i just chalked it up to missing him or something but he literally just doesnt deliver packages ever
No.839202
i saw the post man here who came earlier leave the NOTe saying he would try delivering the same day at a later time but when he came by to do the normal mail he made no attempt to deliver so i had to get in the car and go to the next block and he had the package in the back of his truck he literally didnt even bother ringing the doorbell
No.839203
fast hours
No.839205
hima im finally home having a big hot mug of coffee and cookies hehe hb finally friday night
No.839206
>>839202they did this to me too
No.839207
think my neighbor has just about the most beautiful herd of brahmin ive ever seen
No.839208
flip you pajeet
No.839211
uhh i meant brahman
No.839214
hes basted
No.839215
>>839213his wink at 0:50 is incredibly seductive
No.839216
linus has seduced many men
No.839217
they call me the brahmablog
No.839218
gonno go for aNOTher mug hima and tonight i shall make some tuna melts i wont fail this time
No.839219
its brewski time mates whos with me
No.839220
what do boobs feel like
No.839221
i dont have any cold ones so i cant crack open with you boys but go ahead
No.839224
>>839220literally like balls with fat in them instead of testicles
No.839225
never understood why mates always seem to want to pinch on breasts
No.839226
>>839222>>839223>>839224go to hell and die breast touchers
No.839227
The Boss used to drink lots of wine and then stand naked in front of me in the bathroom and tell me how beautiful she still was and how lucky any man would be to be near her and then id have to give her a massage on her stomach and breasts
No.839228
>>839225its NOT that great
might as well pinch on your bicep
No.839229
thats my point
No.839230
wish i had an older sister so badly
No.839231
what for
No.839232
wonder how underage nbs sister is
No.839233
nb is an only child
No.839234
he has an older sis fool learn your nb lore before it comes back to bite you
No.839235
>>839226ive never touched one i was just taking a guess
No.839236
gonno fire up scape its been a while
No.839237
>>839232shes NOT underage
>>839233no i have an older sister
No.839238
i want an older sister because she would have told me how reflappered i was as a teenmatewithout holding back and incould have corrected my behavior before it was too late
No.839239
i want an older sister so she could have molested me
No.839240
>>839239that doesnt happen
No.839241
you couldnt be more wrong
No.839243
i hate this boosting sushi bar im never playing it again
No.839245
hope hes NOT still using xfce
No.839246
NOThin wrong with xfce
No.839247
cant believe i literally wasted thousands of hours of my life playing runescape what the hell was i thinking
No.839248
felt something in my spine and shivered hard
No.839249
its NOT wasted if you had fun
No.839250
i can barely even remember any of it
No.839252
there was a girl in 7th grade that had huge breasts even though she was skinny and shed let me fondle them all i wanted which is NOT much because id rather have a flat petanko gf
No.839253
you are a liar
No.839254
they call me the xfceblog
No.839255
wonder how NOTanorm is doing
No.839256
sounds like a lie but its true i cant prove it though that was in 2003
No.839257
he is suffering
No.839258
going to make a craigslist post asking to touch breasts just once
No.839260
sigh me and basteheal are the only scapers left
No.839261
what happened to the bastest of them all the scapeblob
No.839262
wish i could scape but just logging in makes me contemplate suicide
No.839263
im the one who made that post
No.839264
what happened to mister calamari
No.839265
>>839264hes scaping in heaven now
No.839266
>>839264scape makes him contemplate suicide
No.839267
never tried calamari before is it good
No.839268
good calamari is really really good bad calamari is really really bad
No.839269
drunk and horny theres no better combination
No.839270
mutated my daily jo and now my balls hurt hard im dying
No.839271
theres only one solution you gotta jerk it
No.839272
really 愛 hanging out with you mates im so grateful i have you in my life
No.839273
flip off
No.839274
lately ive just been rereading old vns and feeling my mind rotting away
No.839275
they changed the bank nice
No.839277
what they did to the ignore icon is an outrage
No.839279
>>839262same i got physically ill just being logged in
No.839280
hobbes is baste gonno read
No.839281
>>839244the dark one looks ok
how do i selectively make windows transparent therr must be a simple way
No.839283
i just dont feel like playing anymore because im almost base 90 and everything is a month long grind to achieve
No.839284
>>839281make your own theme or youll literally never be completely satisfied
No.839285
forgot to wipe and got an assrash sigh
No.839286
how can you forget to wipe
No.839287
its too hard manually editing checkboxes and border image files
No.839288
i cant play because i got 99 in every skill i enjoyed and the only ones left i really hate and id have to do them for months to max and theres no real point since i only like skilling to begin with so theres NOThing to do after that anyway
maybe ill just sell my account
No.839289
runescape pinches hard ive been saying this for years
No.839290
get 200m in the skills you enjoy
No.839292
is gaap here
No.839293
never inviting neetblog over again after what he did to my bidet
No.839294
new gm said that trainee girl got some mates phone number today
No.839296
ninja son of a bitch
No.839297
too smart to waste my life playing video sushi bars
No.839298
what are you doing instead
No.839299
going to become the jebrim of runecrafting
No.839301
no you arent
No.839302
have NOT even gotten out of bed all night just on my phone surfing
No.839303
>>839300how can macroshaft dig the hole deeper at every single turn
No.839305
die mobile surfer
No.839306
>>839304record a minute of efficient lavas then maybe ill believe you
No.839308
late night snack four oreos and some doritos coop tanch crumbs
No.839310
hope autumn elegy is doing well
No.839311
hate aris
No.839312
aris is a nice mate
No.839313
wonder what aris jacks off to
No.839317
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phew
No.839318
nice
No.839319
spermed earlier today think ill go for round two and morph
No.839320
die jomorph
No.839322
my neighbor keeps shooting at something wish he would stop
No.839323
bring a bat and tell him to flip off
No.839324
isnt that dangerous
No.839326
take yer swing
No.839327
>>839325its a bolt action rifle from the sound of it but he stopped shooting now maybe there were wild dogs or something
No.839328
>>839322bring your wife with you and start yelling at him
No.839330
>>839325turt is limp wristed look how he loses control of the camera
No.839331
>>839325sigh never seen snow i bet its nice
No.839332
wish it was wasnt illegal to discharge a firearm around here id shoot and post vids all the time
No.839333
why do they call him neetblog if he doesnt even blog
No.839336
the police would knock on my door within five minutes if i fired off in the yard
if i drove out somewhere and fired off more than one round theres a chance the cops would inspect my car and find my unregistered state illegal guns and toss me in prison
a couple years ago i might have made a comment about shall NOT be infringed but i frankly just dont care about guns anymore i just fiddle with them while i watch anime
No.839337
wish i could own guns havent fired one off in probably like 15 years but it sure is fun
No.839338
feeling nice and snug may just have to morph after all
No.839339
>>839338no dont im just starting to feel good
No.839340
NOThing fun about guns once you realize youre spending like 23 cents every time you pull the trigger
dollar for dollar driving is more fun
No.839341
thats true
No.839343
simply make your own bullets
No.839344
never fired a gun
No.839345
i dont consider them fun but they do make me feel powerful when shooting them
but since im NOT your average beaten down boomer or some flabby high est proudboy type i dont have to do it every weekend to reaffirm what tiny shrivel of masculinity i have remaining
No.839346
training for blops 4
No.839347
same id probably flapper out and shoot someone by accident just like that video with the sexy lady
No.839348
everything enjoyable in this world is regulated by the government driving fast shooting guns l snapping killing smoking opium
the only thing the government hasnt ruined is joing
No.839349
think i remember telling you mates about my uncle firing a sawed off garand into a tv before when i was like 10 he used to get drunk and shoot bottles off his mates heads but he died of liver failure a few years ago
No.839350
F
No.839351
>>839348pssst
circumcision
No.839352
glad im NOT cut
No.839353
if i had a gun id probably shoot myself
No.839354
>>839348time to move to africa itll be a blast
No.839355
im cut and i get cunnilingus awful drydick recently ive been using essential oil lube and after one jo with it i can stave off drydick for two days
No.839357
my condolences
No.839358
im cut but i never get drydick and never understood the lube meme
No.839359
luckily my gf gushes slime like a hagfish so my dried up dick can survive
No.839361
circumcision is pure evil feel bad for amerinorms that never had a chance to NOT get mutilated at birth its probably the biggest reason why i hate doctors so passionately
No.839362
small brain or just low self awareness
No.839364
NOT gonno lie when i think about circumcision it makes me never want to go to the doctor they obviously cant be trusted if they think circumcision is a good thing
why should i trust vaccines when the same people are recommending literal genital mutilation
No.839365
yeah its sickening
No.839367
>>839363you get drydick you just dont know that you do becauze youve lived your whole life with it
No.839368
what is drydick
No.839369
most doctors are norms idiots why would you trust a norm to start with
No.839370
wish i could show my cutmates just how good joing can really be its a shame theyre permanently disfigured having a foreskin is a blessing from cunnilingus
No.839371
imagining flappergirl saying her text messages is nice hehe
No.839373
when your dick feels coarse or vaguely fuzzy like rubbing your hands together when theyre dry and you cant stroke it with a firm grip
a non drydick should feel good to stroke like when you grab your sweaty balls NOT wet like that but the same feeling
No.839374
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sign up to the bloodstained men today
No.839376
did a touge run it was completely dark felt nice to pass some tryhards and continue my tempo
No.839377
>>839373ive never had that
No.839378
stop soaping your dick nonstop you flipping freak
No.839379
i think mates whove been circumcised literally cant imagine how sensitive an uncut glans is
its out of this world and it makes me physically cringe when i think about the raw head brushing up against underwear and stuff every day it must be so desensitized
No.839380
ban these scvnorms
No.839381
i did a touge run after work but it felt really slow so i didnt upload it
theres a one lane bridge on my usual run and its too risky to fly through it at 65 in the middle of the day
No.839382
will seki help decode the last text she sent
No.839383
>>839381boost those bridgenorms blow through that badboy at 100
No.839385
my car doesnt go 100
No.839386
so glad im uncut like cunnilingus intended
No.839387
die sexnorm dickbraggers
No.839388
my dad used to take his lotus up to 130 with me on weekends wish i could have been there when he spun out into the guard rail
No.839389
how can your car NOT go 100
No.839390
nevermind im just overthinking it all she said was "lol dont be so mean ___" with ___ being my name after i said she was slow and NOT her bike
No.839391
might go to the range this weekend
No.839392
shes horny thats a horny text
No.839393
need to find aNOTher backroad to plow through preferably with hairpins
when i was leaving sugar loaf mountain there was a 愛ly one way downhill exit with five or six hairpins and one roundabout and the car was doing pretty good
No.839394
theres a sugarloaf here too i broke my arm there
No.839395
She's want to boost send her a dick pic and say would you pinch it yes or no
No.839396
that text means NOThing dont overthink it
No.839397
>>839394its a common name for a mountain for some reason
No.839399
>>839388go to hell with the dickbrags dadbrag
No.839400
mindboggling that pnig has her number and hasnt even attempted to take her out to dinner or to a movie or to the mall or any number of norm activities
No.839401
entered the double chicane going 150 back in '08 and never made it out the other side all thats left is this ghost still speeding through time
No.839402
when you were courting females i was mastering the art of the dickslam jam
No.839403
sigh wish i was intact
No.839404
how do i get out of the botnet
No.839405
chatting with women is so dull its like talking to an ai or a shopkeeper in final fantasy they have a few predetermined responses and a few easter egg messages but you can pretty much ignore the dialog
No.839406
women are pretty much children what do you expect
No.839407
>>839394never broken a chicken nugget before how is it
No.839408
Just how pathetic it must feel knowing pnig gets women without even trying meanwhile turt went to get his diploma for mechanical engineering and abused steroids until his hair fell off trying to get a girl
No.839409
turt literally got sexually assaulted by a horny chink bitch what are you talking about
No.839410
Story?
No.839411
there are half smart women out there with perhaps a 100iq and they initially appear to be worth the conversation but it doesnt take long to realize that even these comparitively intelligent women are still vapid brainlets who think completely differently from you and their humor is twisted in the completely wrong direction so every joke or witty comment you make has to be middle school level
No.839412
>>839410he went to get a massage and she jod his chicken nugget uninvited
No.839413
i wish i could have insightful conversations with 100iq people but i was cursed with big brain
No.839414
flapperlaughing imagining what was going through turts mind
bet he made a funny face
No.839415
just pissed thinking about dumping
No.839416
>>839413same
100iq might as well be children to me
No.839417
is it possible to shit and piss at the same time i cant do it
No.839418
>>839411know what you mean and its kind of sad also have you mates NOTiced that women just absorb the interests or hobbies of men theyre dating or interested in and drop them instantly after the relationship is over
No.839419
>>839417its impossible for me NOT to expel urine while dumping how can you NOT
No.839420
i do it daily
just today i walked into a random subway and pissed and shat concurrently and wiped my ass all within 15 seconds i have mastered the quickshit
No.839421
>>839408i could corrupt harmless stories involving girls and make it sound like im a chad getting all sorts of attention too but im NOT a deluded hopecel
No.839422
>>839418they have no real interests besides buying things
The Boss crochets but really she just likes buying new yarn
No.839423
ironic that turt blathers on about sexnorms when hes gotten more action than anyone bar onseki in the last 5 years
No.839424
doubt ill ever have a sexual relationship again all my personal connections are tapped out and im NOT the kind of person that makes new friends
No.839425
go to hell chadseki
No.839426
Hey hey don't laugh at turt for that it's normal wonder if he was laughing cause it tickled or if he just stared at the ceiling he should've caressed her hand or something and then he could've had sex with her
No.839427
he was moaning in ecstacy
No.839428
holy flip the gimp update
No.839429
>>839405die conversationnorm
No.839430
uhhh i only flipped escorts in japan i swear *flips cute 5’4 coworker effortlessly* *does it again weeks later*
No.839431
>>839411>>839413>>839416die you flipping smartnorms
No.839433
literally havent had an enthralling real life conversation in 10 years
No.839434
>>839405id rather sit there talking to o'aka than any woman on the planet
No.839435
rage hours
No.839436
>>839433ive never had one because im NOT a smartnorm
No.839437
true suffering is caring for something and seeing it deteriorate
No.839438
Stop talking about sex and women please you're going to trigger turt
No.839439
ban the smartnorms
No.839440
Would that include me
No.839441
no
No.839442
Sigh yes it would I'm smart
No.839443
youre the dumbest person ive ever met
No.839444
Are you being ironic i refuse to believe that
No.839445
The Boss hired me a lifecoach and hes coming over tomorrow
No.839446
having a great day today hima just drank and posted with my mates and read some fun stuff its bliss i hope every day can be like this one
No.839447
need to pee but too lazy to move might just piss me pants
No.839448
hell yeah piss those pants
No.839449
sigh theres roos all over the yard again
No.839450
pissed
No.839451
I used to do that but The Boss got mad so i just bought adult diapers for the night time
No.839452
still waiting on that mate to sell me his siss diapers
No.839453
baste flippin pamperchu
No.839454
is pamperchu dead yet
No.839455
Fortunately NOT yet
No.839456
glad to hear it weve lost too many these past few years
No.839457
sigh little satania
No.839460
cant even begin to describe the light youve shone upon my life nb
No.839461
i worship the blog
No.839462
you cant because youre full of shit
No.839463
>>839462dont make me try because ill be going at it for hours you beautiful bast ard
No.839464
think im sick of hearthstone alread wow is unplayable scape is unplayable dota is unplayable what the boost am i meant to do with my time now
No.839465
tried heartstone but realized it was pay to win shite after a handful of matches
No.839466
yeah but theres plenty of budget decks you can play and you can get lucky with getting cards if you play enough
shadowverse is way more balanced and f2p friendly but for some reason it just isnt as fun i guess the activision blizzard psychologists really know what theyre doing
No.839467
i like shadowverse more because it isjapanese
No.839469
same my opinion of a sushi bar rises ten fold when i know its japanese
No.839470
raining
No.839474
i dont play western sushi bars at all
No.839475
gonno pass out soon
No.839477
>>839476laugh hard whenever i watch this because i can actually understand the lyrics
No.839478
i would hope everyone here can
No.839479
die japmogs
No.839480
愛 when he says 満足
No.839483
hate how wow streams always have no sound other than obnoxious key presses
No.839485
>>839400wouldnt that be a bit weird if she says no and i have to still work with her
she does bring up a lot of stuff though like saying when she turns 21 she wants to go to a bar with me or saying she goes to the movies almost every week and saying i should see more movies too or saying i should make a tinder
with the tinder thing she specifically brought up cooking steaks on a cast iron pan and watching movies and said that it seemed fun i dont know if im missing flags or something i should have played more vns
she said that her pumpkin pie recipe is completely different from mine as well and that she wanted to try some of mine she got especially interested after i told her the process of making one from scratch including the crust
No.839486
think i might be pregnant
No.839487
men dont get pregnant
No.839488
wanna play hearthstone against me i used to be good back in the inspire expansion
No.839490
then why do men have nipples
No.839491
>>839485she clearly wants to get boosted but at the same time it might NOT be worth it since youll have to work with her
No.839492
>>839489愛 this one so cunnilingusdamn much
No.839493
sis stopped pissing herself so i will never sell you one
No.839494
or with me i should say
No.839495
booster whats your problem i need that sispiss
No.839496
>>839485at the risk of sounding like a chadnorm
its only weird if you make it weird
if she says no do NOT i repeat NOT get discouraged do NOT wait a long time to reply and do NOT say something that could he interpreted as resignation or an apology just say something that keeps her hooked into talking with you
women are dumb flips half the stuff they say is just to guage your reactions just because she says no doesnt mean no
No.839497
>>839488ok my decks are really stupid though and i accidentally deleted you when i was clearing my friends list whats your # number again
No.839499
>>839489did NOT expect such a banging handcore beat when i clicked this
No.839500
mutant its a masterpiece
No.839501
nice mutant
No.839502
whats handcore
No.839503
>>839488>>839497stream the grudge match
No.839504
forgot about how she asked last time too why i dont ride with anyone else because almost all of us ride in one way or aNOTher maybe she was expecting me to ask her
the first time i met her she did say that we should become riding buddies
always assumed she was just a friendly person but so far shes called the new gm a crepe and the new mate a dork so shes NOT nice to everyone and the old gm says she doesnt do anything at his shop but at mine shes always doing things and being proactive maybe i judged her wrongly
No.839505
booked my double eyelid surgery for this tuesday
No.839507
shes nice to you because she wants to sample that mushroom
No.839508
used to hate hardcore but ive been listening to a ton of it lately
No.839509
only listen to happy hardcore please save yourself the heart attack or stroke
No.839513
#125132
No.839518
listened to hardcore a lot in 2013-2014 and stopped downloading new stuff in early 2016 and now i rarely listen to anything besides NOTebook records
No.839520
goats are flipping basted as hell probably gonno get one in a few weeks
No.839521
make sure to get a girl otherwise the boys will piss on their necks and try to ram you
No.839522
blizzard capping my download rate at 1.7mb/s sasuga
No.839524
>>839522thats three times my maximum internet speed dont complain
No.839525
>>839515closed this after 1 second
No.839526
>>839521yeah thats what i said to The Boss i dont want to get gored like that mate in the witch
No.839528
stream the flippin hearthstone match for cunnilinguss sake
No.839529
ya fire it up lets place bets on it too
No.839530
>>839519gotta 愛 a nice goat
No.839531
all on neetblog
No.839532
flapperlaughing imagining the inner voice of a goat eating grass and repeating 'hell yeah grassssssss motherflipper its so good flipping 愛 grassssssss'
No.839533
when i get my goat ill post pics but be warned its gonno be a kid
No.839534
saw some goats at the petting zoo theyre cute and fairly smart basted on the way they systematically chomp on grass
No.839535
愛 kid goats
No.839537
they 愛 eating just like me
No.839539
male goats can easily kill a man if they feel like it
No.839541
>>839523goat: grouchnig
mexicans: hima
No.839542
i havent played in years so i dont know what else to build
No.839543
is that pastaman on the other side
No.839546
gonno cook this pastaloc al dente
No.839548
nice card back
No.839549
sorry i shouldnt have played a cheese deck
No.839550
cant believe you let neetblog push you around like that
No.839551
pastamate cheated
No.839552
stream sniping neetblog
No.839553
i paused the stream before the sushi bar started lets rematch ill play a different deck
No.839554
>>839550who am i pushing around
No.839555
nice flippin snipeblog
No.839556
im too dumb for hearthstone
No.839557
i did NOT snipe
No.839559
>>839548i cant find where you can see it or change it but im pretty sure we have the same one hehe
No.839560
wish sasuke kun would snap me
No.839561
>>839556no one is too dumb for hearthstone its all rng
No.839562
okay im NOT playing murloc aggro this time but it is a meme deck
No.839563
ok netdecked something time for the rematch
No.839564
nice jaina vs thrall
No.839566
>>839558used to be a brooding mate like sasuke
No.839567
should i install shadowverse
No.839568
what happened
No.839569
shadowverse is dead even tournaments in japan dont get enough entrants
No.839570
i got owned
No.839571
i simply got lucky
No.839572
i dont understand this sushi bar mode whats going on
No.839573
what do you mena
No.839574
we need someone to do commentary
No.839575
are we playing with the same deck
No.839576
pnig should do it
No.839578
pastamate cheated yet again
No.839579
shudderwock is basted
No.839580
ya hehe
No.839581
they changed jotaros voice
No.839582
wish cheatmate would stop cheating
No.839583
this mode is stupid its all spiders
No.839584
its too slow
No.839585
wish i was smart enough to understand hearthstone
No.839586
its simple you just attack each other with creatures and play spells that do stuff
No.839587
gonno make a textboard called dumbassugi and ban anyone who exhibits triple digit iq behavior
No.839588
bring back duegi
No.839589
do you wanna keep playing i only have one more deck that isnt zoo
No.839590
text looks clearer this is nice
No.839591
i dont know
No.839592
me neither
No.839593
nice i drafted an arena and never played a match so they surrendered it at 0 because its old
No.839594
nicesquid started a new arena run go 12 0 this time
No.839595
where the hell is my prize i got 25 gold and a pack but its gone
No.839596
owned
No.839597
think i flipped up hard no confidence in this deck
No.839598
do you best
No.839599
dont think i can stand up uh oh
No.839600
joed to something i should NOT have
No.839601
fool
No.839602
just b confident
No.839603
starving
No.839604
might have some more pasta soon
No.839605
still thinking about tg wonder if goat boss doesnt schedule her with me because he would always be at the meetings and she would say hi to me and sit next to me
No.839606
frostmourne hungers
No.839607
ate too many tamales feeling sick
No.839609
hes jealous and trying to cockblock
No.839610
she wants to be anally snapped
No.839611
missed the stream did anyone record it
No.839612
forgot when she asked about hiding chicken nuggets hehe
ok enough of that its tng time
No.839613
>>839608hope she would eat me the mate can get lost though
No.839614
pretty sure the stream is still live
No.839616
hungry as HELL gonno make some tuna melts and watch one piece and snoze
No.839619
watch some tng the girls are underage
No.839620
guess ill have some pasta at this point
No.839621
wish i were pinoy
No.839622
mutated hard
No.839623
nice riker on a klingon ship episode
No.839624
愛 that ep might be my faorite after picard flute and double riker and the barclay eps
No.839625
double riker episode sounds great
No.839626
miss staying up late to watch hey arnold kenan and kel drake and josh and neds survival guide
No.839627
just you wait
No.839628
the norm generation
No.839629
norm trek
No.839630
>>839628>>839629you wish kitties
No.839631
>>839626those shows pinched should have been watching justice league and
No.839632
and teen titans instead
No.839633
by cunnilingus thats some good pasta
No.839634
was embarrassed to be caught watching teen titans but i enjoyed it anyway
No.839635
why
No.839636
starfire was underage and raven was ultra mega underage
No.839637
oooooooog
No.839638
why dont girls like raven exist only some sort of demon possessed magic gothgirl will ever be able to handle my darkness
No.839640
I've no shame my asbergers prevents such primal emotion
No.839641
prove it assburger
No.839642
no i dont like asparagus
No.839643
did neds survival guide feature any tight little pieces
No.839644
never even heard of neds survivial guide it sounds like shite id rather watch the amanda show she gives me a chicken nugget
No.839645
>>839581glad i wasnt the only one that NOTiced
No.839646
drank a gallon of wine already today
sigh
No.839647
firing up the old jelqing routine
thinking of buying a bathmate as well to harness my full potential
No.839648
What does little pieces filter from
No.839649
speaking of raven the new gm said theres a short quiet girl at one of the new stores wonder if she will be cycling through my store hopefully ill have better luck with this one
No.839651
i drink whiskey by the gallon
No.839652
>>839649force her down and snap her thats what id do
No.839653
had to hold back laughter as i typed that penis enlargement terminology makes me flapperlaugh doubt any of it even works and dont intend to try it just wanted to type those words out
No.839654
it works trust me i grew 2 inches after a friendly mate emailed me
No.839656
What does raven have to do with you potentially getting a new co worker
No.839657
bathmate
No.839658
>>839656raven is a short underage quiet girl
No.839659
Speaking of bathmates I've yet to hear about my coil overs for my car
No.839660
counterculture girls like goth girls probably see snap as a deep poetic and romantic gesture do it
No.839661
i can see why tg thinks the the new gm is a crepe
he said that the girl was mostly sitting on her phone texting and that he just knew she was calling him a fat boosting idiot and wishing he was gone hehe
if he got that impression from her then theres hope ill just need to wait and see what goat boss does
No.839662
actually you have
No.839663
>>839660girls 愛 to be snapped especially by me
No.839664
>>839661what a crude young lady
No.839665
sick of the girl meme
No.839666
cant prank call tg tomorrow because the phones dont work there so im going to clear out the back room gonno morph bye
No.839667
>>839663you must be real big and strong
No.839668
have a good morph
No.839669
I'm compact according to discord users
No.839670
dont think im that strong but yeah im boosting huge
No.839671
are you confident that you would framemog all of those on hima
No.839672
yeah
No.839673
What are your measurements
No.839675
i dont know ive never measured
No.839677
absolute unit
No.839678
i was reading some underage stuff on reddit about a girl who got molested and snapped hard by her uncle from 9 until 13 and chicken nuggetd when said that contrary to feeling like a victim he was the only man she has ever 愛d
No.839679
peds are just bad people
No.839680
Why's he pointing down
No.839681
how can that be true when one of these socalled peds captivated the heart of a young girl
No.839682
She mistook snap for 愛/affection
No.839683
gonno visit the lbi and come back with a wife or three
No.839684
I'm fairly sure my 10 year old daughter has already started masturbating.
I am NOT concerned that she is doing it, I knew she was going to eventually. Although I kind of expected her to be 11 or 12. Bu I'm wondering if I should say something to her about washing her hands after she does it.
It's like she masturbates and then just rubs her hand on her clothes or something. Her clothes smell like, well, a woman has been fingered. You know what smell I mean. I expect other people will eventually NOTice it too.
Would it freak her out to hear this from her father, is this something I should let her mother handle?
No.839685
havent been here in a while but assume lbi refers to sexy lady bitch island 愛 that mates motif
No.839686
dont forget to stop at the hotdog stand and say hi
No.839687
i dont know what smell he means
No.839688
himas a lot more enjoyable since ive started mutating normnigs posts
No.839690
Tell us
No.839691
succumbing to millennial degeneracy and fantasizing about teengirls calling me daddy i am no longer an ideologically pure ped with a strict preference for prepubescents
No.839692
Sickening
No.839693
die nonexclusive id kill you if i could
No.839694
i smell a girls discharge before is it that smell or something else
No.839695
Eyes getting heavy having a hard time holding them up
No.839696
>>839693what makes you think you have the capability to do so
No.839697
My 9yr old daughter...
she woke up from a nightmare and was crying. So I went in to her bedroom to console her and fell asleep next to her. Don't know how much time passed, but I NOTiced a change in her breathing pattern. When I checked she had her hand between her tightly closed thighs, rubbing over her pants. Looked like she was masturbating basted on how she was breathing.
I asked her if she was okay. She said it itches, turned around, and fell back to sleep. Asked her next morning about it and she said she was itching on her vagina, so she was scratching. She was a little embarrassed, so I told her it was NOThing wrong, but something she should do when she's alone.
No.839699
>>839698wish i could stab and snap a cunt like that mate
No.839700
a 5'2 paedomorphic somalian refugee
No.839701
its raining hard the roos are getting soaked
No.839703
to what
No.839704
can barely walk hima just staggered around for a bit and screamed at my cats
No.839706
norming heads
No.839707
why dont the roos have an enclosure
No.839708
they are wild
No.839709
tame them
No.839710
my brother really 愛s david byrne
No.839711
did you ever do gay stuff with your brother when you were shota
No.839712
last time i went to the zoo the roos were neeting it up hard they werent even properly caged in there was just a rope fence around them and they laid back in the shade scratching themselves with their huge roo balls flopped out
No.839713
i hate balls
No.839714
>>839711yeah actually he molested me and made me pinch his dick and did everything short of snap from when i was 7 to 9 thanks for bringing it up
No.839715
a ball is sexy ladies favorite shape
No.839716
theres a pie eating contestant amongst us
No.839717
wow he really made you into his little bitch didnt he good for him wish id had a younger sib
No.839718
>>839712its hard to get a picture since they just stare at you then hop away whenever you get anywhere near them but theyre funny
i usually see at least 10 of them a day and sometimes in the morning theres like 30 or 40 hanging out in the paddock
No.839719
im sorry that was obscene uncalled for and insensitive i will delete that message
No.839720
if i had a real camera i could easily get some good pictures but its NOT possible with what i have ive tried for the last week or so and that was the best one ive got theyre about 50 feet away
No.839721
>>839718what are they looking for
No.839722
those arent kangaroos those are meerkats idiot
No.839723
does pastadog run at the roos
No.839724
nah he doesnt care about them
No.839726
did you mates know theres more kangaroos than people in australia
No.839727
>>839725sigh thats an eastern grey like the ones that hang out here if it was a red one i could understand since theyre evil and overpopulated but thats kind of sad
No.839728
humans are more evil and overpopulated why dont you help me with that
No.839730
holy flip
No.839731
what
No.839732
do think megaspergs or downs syndromes ever have dreams
No.839733
yeah probably
No.839734
wish i could remember my dreams
No.839735
ill try to get a better pic or maybe a vid of the roos soon ive been trying for a while and its hard they really enthrall me for some reason
No.839736
i like it when swamp beast posts about his dreams theyre always flapper as hell
No.839737
freakeye was a flipping genius shine on crazy diamond
No.839738
how to i start drinking if in 26 and never done it before starting to think i need a little more excitement in my life want to see if id do some flapper or crazy things while drunk can someone describe the effects
should i just drink some of The Bosss wine and how much
No.839739
never mind forget it i promised The Boss i would never succumb to the indulgence of intoxication i never abandon my principles
No.839740
yeah go for it drinking is amazing and basically the most fun i ever have is when im drunk
youre probably overestimating how out of control it makes a person though the people who do crazy stuff when theyre drunk are usually either already mentally ill or on other drugs it is fun as hell though
its hard to gauge how much to drink it really depends i tihnk if its your first time you probably shouldnt drink more than a bottle of wine
No.839741
oh sigh
No.839742
its really NOT that great but you should do it anyway so you can experience it yourself
No.839743
dont understand how you can get to 26 and never have drunk alcohol
No.839744
same way you get to 26 without ever having a gf
No.839745
simply never felt the need to alter my state of mind i am naturally lighthearted and cheerful
No.839746
alcohol pinches and is the most norm drug
No.839747
>>839746think ill trust bukowski over you NOT to mention pretty much every great writer from the last two centuries
No.839748
alcohol gives you the release of the dream without the deadness of drugs
No.839749
what drugs have you done
No.839750
pnig makes the best posts
No.839751
no mutant is a mateof mine
No.839752
>>839749weed lsd mushrooms and dph
No.839753
stop altering your consciousness
No.839755
do NOT eat those
No.839756
too late i already boiled and at 7 of them is that bad
No.839757
NOT if you stream it
No.839758
>>839757im NOT feeling so good sorry
No.839759
funny that someone had to have planted that there and even funnier that you recognized it
No.839760
whats so funny about it
No.839761
think i should have waited for turts advice before drinking this uh oh
No.839762
might start playing tekken or something i need a good multiplayer sushi bar thats NOT team basted and has no grind for levels or whatever
No.839764
you already posted about dwale we read it then
No.839765
>>839762what about star craft
No.839766
see you tomorrow mates 👋🏻 good night 🌙😴💤 sleep 🛏 well 😎
No.839767
have a good night mate
No.839768
starcraft bw is too clunky and ancient and from what i know sc2 is bad and beyond dead
No.839769
>>839744id have one if The Boss brought one home for me
No.839770
yeah its dead as hell now sadly the average norm would rather play fortnite or league of legends than a real sushi bar but ill have you know i made diamond back in 2010 when that meant a lot my zerg play was untouched especially my zvz and zvt NOT to mention artosis asked fruitdealer my question right before the first gsl finals cunnilingusdamn those were good times
No.839775
feel need to burp but i cant
No.839776
did you try belching
No.839778
wish i could belch
No.839779
all alone on hima
No.839780
life just aint the same without the rackhouse
No.839781
>>839761think ive made areally big mistake hima sorry
No.839783
hope that a joke and you really didnt eat any
No.839784
dumbass pastaflipper
No.839785
are you
No.839787
sigh scape drove pastamate to suicide
No.839788
himas gonno be on tv
No.839789
why
No.839790
the more i live like this the more i wonder if this world is a dream
No.839791
how do i wake up
No.839792
this world is a nightmare
No.839793
gonno fire up kyonyuu jk ga ojisan chinpo to jupo jupo iyarashii sex shitemasu
No.839794
no dont
No.839796
>>839795you dont want the translation
No.839797
gonno snoze
No.839798
illya give me a hug
No.839799
you snoze you loze
No.839800
why couldnt ririchiyo sama be my girlfriend what kind of freakish existence is this where i can look at her and know shes completely perfect but never touch or interact bet cunnilingus is having a big old laugh at this
No.839801
im home hima sigh long day read about 200 and gave up
No.839802
keep reading kitty
No.839803
missing the dueg
No.839804
couldnt snoze
No.839806
my package has arrived
No.839807
no way
No.839808
gonno tune in to SevenPerfectAngels
No.839809
didnt drink any water today think im in for some trouble
No.839810
think ive got shellshock
No.839812
they call me the chinkmutant
No.839813
was flappering out fiercely because the internet was down for an hour
No.839814
i like the zombie show i dont like zombies though
No.839815
i used to be a zombie
No.839816
just booked a flight to shenzen
No.839817
got back from the ymca we couldnt play long because a local team was scheduled to use the court and gm said we should think about starting our own basketball team with me playing center
No.839819
creepy
No.839822
hi hima woke up with The Boss searching for the kitty she was hiding under my bed hehe took a nice shower how im having my second coffee
No.839823
im kyonyuu ojisan
No.839825
>>839821whats with the stupid sound effects
No.839826
i fell the same way about brown girls illya
No.839829
愛 愛 hina
No.839830
Best part of waking up on Saturday mornings is browsing r9k
No.839832
die seki
No.839833
Wonder if tg has been flipped every girl gets a chicken nugget on Friday and Saturday
No.839834
once you go brown youre never around
No.839835
go to hell browners
No.839836
gonno nosh on some fish and chips
No.839838
The Boss bought a fresh bag of cedar shavings to change out my bedding
No.839840
Simply mind blowing seeing these teens have pubic hair that's trimmed and take pictures in such provocative poses knowing full well there's many men whole will save them and jerk it to them
No.839842
That lady said that photo shoot ruined her life
No.839843
is that the one where the chink sued his wife for false advertisement
No.839844
>>839841why was this a big deal again was it mocking her plastic surgery
No.839845
thats a plastic surgery center ad NOT a real photo
No.839846
>>839843No that was made up the real story is
>>839845 No.839848
girls should NOT have muscles
No.839849
Her pits are sweaty imagine the smell haha
No.839851
probably smells the same as man stink
No.839852
im no yellow fever cel but the asian muscle girls are the only attractive ones
No.839853
Turts knees would tremble in her presence
No.839854
>>839852nice biased yellowfever opinion
No.839855
That girl is so boosting underage cunnilingus damn look where her hamstring ends and her butt begins simply amazing creature
No.839856
no yfever here but there is the fact that the worse a girl is at english the nicer she is to me
No.839857
how can an opinion NOT be biased
No.839858
flappercel
No.839859
Just thinking of how many women post such provocative pictures yet they're disgusted by yelptron
No.839860
Must feel terrible being the only true incel surrounded by teenmates going through a phase
No.839861
my opinions are NOT biased they are basted my mystic eyes of death perception allow me to see the true nature of things
No.839862
Making it my goal to tell a girl she can get all 3 inches by the end of today
No.839863
thats harassment
No.839864
once my neck is 18" ill probably be able to get a gf
No.839865
It's NOT harassment if I'm a Chad I'll just cut out a picture of cam and put it over my own face
No.839866
just quickspermed
No.839868
Some manlet freak looked at me then i looked at him and he looked down at my legs what the boost
No.839869
he wants to boost
No.839870
going to watch goblin slayer
No.839871
what do you mean watch isnt it a manga
No.839873
episode 1 came out today
No.839874
havin aNOTher coffee
No.839875
addict
No.839876
im NOT weve been through this
No.839877
aaah NOThing like a nice cuppa coffee
No.839878
die scaper
No.839880
Neety B you're wanted in the discord
No.839881
You can be addicted to caffeine soon you'll be doing cocaine and speed
No.839882
>>839879the main mistake men make is doing cheek work its funny how cosmetic surgeons dont seem to have any clue of what makes a mans face attractive
No.839883
passed the lookism classes with 4.0 gpa
No.839884
i paid $400 and had to spend 2 days in raleigh to get psl certified im thinking about making the money back by having a stand at the fair where i rate people for $2 each
No.839885
woke up drinking some coffee hows it goin
No.839886
just found a black lotus while searching through the basement
No.839887
sigh i missed runefest
No.839888
normefest
No.839889
can i post a nice frogger
No.839890
post that badboy
No.839892
i thought you werent meant to touch froges because it hurts them
No.839893
I thought you get warts from touching them
No.839895
woke up and thought my bladder was gonno explode
No.839897
beard itches
No.839898
shave
No.839899
nah flip you shavenorm
No.839900
pinch my ass beardnorm
No.839902
sigh might switch to easy mode in dragon quest im getting owned hard
No.839903
noob
No.839905
what the flip did you just called me
No.839906
wish i could switch to easymode irl
No.839907
>>839906i think thats called starting hrt
No.839908
ironically im too tall to have success with the pinkpill
No.839909
youre already on easymode then tallnorm
No.839910
sick of suffering in the shadow of tallnorms
No.839911
thinkin about dumpin
No.839913
>>839893thats anti frogger propaganda
No.839914
pastamate is dead
No.839916
being tall is a curse i hit my head everywhere
No.839917
My spirit is that of a short courageous honorable strong willed humble man
No.839918
pastamans arrogance was his undoing
No.839919
gonno crack open a cask of wine in his honor
No.839920
My undoing is my life
No.839921
reading scoobys about page sigh hes the incarnation of the northern spirit
No.839922
hes flipping queer
No.839923
could really go for some hotdogs right about now
No.839924
so
No.839925
so hes going to hell
No.839927
nah he rejected middle eastern religions
No.839928
>>839833she kept calling today so im at the store with her its nice
No.839929
you damn greenhorn
No.839930
whos a greenhorn whats a greenhorn
No.839931
hope seki uses vim
No.839932
he uses emacs
No.839933
seki no...
No.839934
she asked if i wanted music on then she turned on some music and started doing aNOTher one of those troll dances
its really easy to talk to her and she seems interested in things i say
No.839935
does she know any fortnite dances
No.839936
Tell her to do the floss and record it and upload it here but say it's for YouTube or Insta
No.839937
ok you win i shaved the beard off
No.839938
pic
No.839940
does it count as idolatry if i have anime figs
No.839943
cant believe i spent $150 on a piece of plastic sigh
No.839944
fool
No.839945
bored as hecka but dont have any sushi bars i want to sushi bar
No.839946
put the dog down today sigh should have been me
No.839947
what happened
No.839948
NOT falling for that one again
No.839949
havin some toast hima
No.839950
Anyone else smell of balls
No.839951
yeah
No.839952
yeah
No.839953
die stinkers
No.839955
no go read it yourself
No.839956
I tried reason scp but i was too flapper to understand
No.839957
still talking with trainee girl
No.839958
ask flappergirl if she has a console
No.839959
>>839958she only plays runescape`
No.839960
whats her rsn
No.839961
mrs_calamari
No.839962
baste kavanaugh
No.839965
kavanaugh is a cuck
No.839966
whos kavanaugh
No.839967
a swamp critter
No.839968
hope he outlaws sinful abortions
No.839969
wish i had been aborted
No.839970
hes going to outlaw genital mutilation
No.839972
basted yuka
No.839974
found something funny hehe
No.839975
should i play lol
No.839976
why would anyone listen to a literal murderers opinion on abortion
No.839977
self defense isnt murder
No.839978
because hes right
No.839979
>>839975ya fire it up and stream
No.839980
Missed call but no one calls me other than scammers or telemarketers
No.839981
watching aris and flapperlaughing hard
No.839982
>>839974what did you find
No.839983
>>839979NOT falling for the stream meme again
No.839984
what are you talking about
No.839985
new sao is epic
No.839986
nao
No.839987
forgot about index
No.839988
when people tell you to stream and then you fire it up and nobody tunes it and you look like a fool and everyone laugh at you for falling for that and thinking that anybody at all would be interested in watching you stream something
No.839989
i watch but sometimes i close the tab and come back to it later
No.839990
streammMMMMMMMMMMM
No.839991
stream that bitch
No.839992
sigh no good subs
No.839993
wouldnt mind a meatball sub right about now
No.839994
愛 meatballs
No.839996
does anyone want to boost me
No.839997
nah gth sodomite
No.839998
which act
No.840000
that should be me
No.840001
phew
No.840002
still talking with trainee girl
No.840003
gonno order a pizza hima what should i get on it
No.840004
ask her if she likes pumpkin 🎃 spice