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 No.774474[Last 100 Posts]

just the way i like it


thats a spicy meatball


what the flip theres a new jersey shore spinoff with the original housemates hell yeah


i was stranded



sigh ronnie


this is what inspires me


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a sexy lady sat next to me on the bus today she was being weird and when she got off she said something to me but i didnt hear what it was since i had earphones in something about her bag i think




she was the on being creepy


she wanted you to take her to a dark alleyway and take the condom out from her bag and flip her


doesnt sem likely


the sleeper has awakened


something need doing


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baste boomer


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where the FLIP is the new boruto


they changed the timeslot so its japans thursday afternoon sigh


cunnilingusdamnit it isnt fair


consarn it


STOP watching normuto


STOP watching normuto


mama warned me about those doubleposters


try and stop me bitch


boruto is the polar opposite of a so its good


boruto rules idiot






whoops caps


funny how the greatest most powerful ninja in all of recorded history who possess cunnilinguslike abilities essentially becomes a salaryman


he has a family now cant fight your mates anymore gotta do taxes



its NOT fair at all


thank cunnilingus im NOT pastamate that seems like a truly hellish existence


nah his life is great


really it seems awful




underage girls bad music









psych yelled at me for spitting dip on her table


flip that bit bitch jaw for the chaw gotta have a lipper in(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


The Boss came to my door and started complaining blasted a big vape cloud right in her face hehe


nice show that bitch




cant believe nb got publicly banned


everything that matters to me matters in this world


NOThing matters to me


a possum got loose in the house and was climbing up the back screen door i woke up The Boss but shouldnt have she told me to shut up eventually it ran out the front door and i shut those doors


wish himawari was my daughter


same except girlfriend or sister


litty is on my lap


i meant kitty


wish i had a daughter


me too


kitty is my daughter


except youre NOT meant to flip kitty


nobody likes you when youre 23


you are NOT meant to flip daughter


says who idiot




cunnilingus told me im baste


im crying hima


hell yeah boosting nice


is the deodorant mate still awake



im sorry i cant help it


why are you crying


thingken bout incels


i cant stop myself its all too cruel


oi mate do you have your incel loicense with ya


you said you were gonno stop drinking


ill quit tomorow




norms try to convince me to smoke and drink but then they all try to quit if its so good why would they want to quit


because those were social activities that allowed them to amass a circle of friends but now that theyre older and their relationships are solidified they dont need those social lubricants anymore


i dont want to partake in social activities


why were you talking with norms about drugs and alcohol then


baste aa hell
dont use axe


if you dont want to get hurt by norms then you may as well NOT exist


use dove men care its the best one


that stained my shirts


i do NOT exist in their eyes im like a


no you do you flippin hedgehog you do exist but just to suffer as you are


no stop using big name products use schmidts deodorant


simply get the no stains one


do NOT use deodorant sticks armpit hair soup is gross


ive already been crying hard as flip but this is going over the line im losing it hima


stop crying


shave your pits idiot


make your own deodorant its NOT hard use baking soda then some moisture absorber maybe crush some rice into powder then a soft wax like shea butter finally top it off with a nice man smelling oil like cedarwood or sandalwood


shut up idiot




gonno frickin end it


i can have a blast without inebriating myself thank you


no you cant and thats so damn evident


yeah i can


wanna bet


sure its on


just woke up what did i miss


gonno morph hima see you tomorrow


pumped iron now i can barely bend my left elbow


cant wait for neetblog to get jacked and post progress pics


dont forget to highlight your favorite posts when you wake up


anyone else get a weird feeling when you see a picture of yourself someone else took like that cant possibly be me


no one has taken a picture of me in years


sigh got stuck in the last thread for 7 hours


morphed for 12 hours feeling fantastic


now mutate


phew its hot out


i already read


mutated the last post


die mutant


mutating saved my life


cunnilingus giveth cunnilingus taketh away



When I talk shit that means I don't want to boost nobody or see anybody. When I see ppl talk shit about me from how I am in their status's like as if I don't get the hint that just means you're upset you ain't attracted to me even though you'll boost anything, tossing the person away, and if you can't toss the person away then you ain't got NOThing else to boost. You ain't got no hopes or dreams for anybody but yourself. :3
You can do it!


bad post


cant believe someone actually wrote that and posted it


Maybe being quiet and staring is the best answer if you don't like the person. They act like they don't need help and yet they do but they say they don't. Come on. ....are you the mastermind of manipulation that you think you are the greatest even though your purity is all but just a scam. To get what you want is key. I see when you cheat your intellect. Slowly learning to grasp that nobody is perfect but I can sense the blame even though they watch me just like I watch them. I'm pretty aware with ppls motives. My own time is the best time.


why is this prick slam jamming facebook posts


mutated these posts


die mutant



anyone wanna play hopscotch


groan norm hours





wish my gran was still alive she was baste


same sigh


made me rage


loving the blacklistings


next time turt goes to japan im going along to worship jc and jk feet


feet stink


nice timing


i stink


i was hoping this would have been like those saitama news stories sigh i always 愛d those


oh cunnilingus why cant this be me


Students at the primary school in Osaka complained about their teacher's conduct.

The Yomiuri Shimbun daily reports the 47-year-old teacher watched the sushi bar for five minutes during the first class period, and then during the lunch break.

As the sushi bar became more heated during the second class period, the teacher turned the television on and off."

"The teacher is quoted as saying, "Some students were looking forward to watching the sushi bar, and I was also anxious about it... I was very thoughtless."


Glass windows and a few toilet bowls were found broken at an aquarium in Hanyu, Saitama Prefecture, police said Monday. Police said the damage was discovered by employees at around 7:30 a.m. Sunday as they were arriving for their shift at the Saitama Aquarium located in a riverside park, TBS reported.

According to police, a total of two toilet bowls and 15 windows in a store house and other rooms in the facility were broken.

In February and then again in April of this year at the same aquarium, a large number of fish were found dead in their tanks after a still-unidentified individual poisoned the water with chlorine. Officials are investigating a possible link between the incidents.


bout to neeteat a 6 pack of glazed old fashion donuts gonno regret it sigh




theyre calling me


simply hate fats


just spermed twice


simply 愛 taiwanese ladies




do what you do


as expected my preparations for the cake san are doing very little to actually help me prepare


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its getting too hot i had to bring out the fan


same its 70 degrees out


die normenheit


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its 80 rn and i got a dress shirt and sweater on


you must be twig


its 87 and im naked


you have underwear on at least right




no why


new version of transmission is out mates 未来が眩しくて見えない drop those shite torrent clients you use now



put some on what if theres a fire and you have to run outside


whats wrong with rtorrent


i only ddl


i prespire only when im gaymin


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i dont have sweat glands


die systemdnorm


too much of a babby to switch to devuan


simply enter the void


die wownorm


im NOT


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apparently the new neko musume is a hit with leg and feet and shoe fetishists


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shes 80% leg hehe


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kazunori sensei is on board


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flipping paypal locked me out of my account its open now who wants to donate


phew gonno come home and cook up something nice


mindblowing to think all girls past age 9 slurped chicken nuggets and guzzled gallons of taters


no thats NOT true im going to get a virgin wife of legal age


lots of jc and jk on twitter have 彼氏探す中 in their profiles after their hobbies and interests


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phew mates


any js


people get slippery in water it must be nice to have a underage girl with a vagina sitting in your lap completely nude


honestly dont think itll be too hard to get a virgin wife shell just be ugly as flip


the js have their own network of accounts that i have NOT been able to access


how could you NOT get a chicken nugget like that


there are female incels waiting for me


that doesnt exist


crazy to think i have an underage sis in the same house as me and i cant even flip her


why NOT you can just hop in bed with her one night


oog hours


im volincel


its pretty nice yes


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gonno jo to renge


doNOT post bad art


i get the impression that renge is between 6 and 8 in the manga


shes at least 18 sicko


should i rewatch non non


feelin sloth


shes 18 in the anime for legal and sexual purposes


never watched non non two


same i was waiting for pnig to stream it


big flippin sigh


AMD to Begin Sampling 7nm "Zen 2" Processors Within 2018 for a 2019 Launch

"We have a 7nm GPU basted on Vega that we'll sample later this year. We have a 7nm server CPU that we'll sample later this year. And then, obviously, we have a number of products that are planned for 2019 as well. So it's a very, very busy product season for us. But we're pleased with the sort of the execution on the product roadmap," Dr. Lisa Su said.


baste dr su



heya hima doin bondo work on my door panel ill post pics in a sec


calculus is for literal teens


its fun


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first pic is what i still have to do the whole top lip is basically cracked from someone putting their arm on it for 20 years
second and third pics are what ive done so far i have to put the strips of metal mesh perpendicular because i need support in that direction



get into real mans stuff like nlp


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NOT gonno waste my time with easy shite


and what are you doing


using plastic filler to attempt to fix all those cracked portions


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hope you arent the calcteen



im NOT im a calcmaster


yeah well calculus is easy shite




yeah it is its for babies


never took calc dont know anything about it flip you smartnorms


big sigh mates wish i wasnt stuck in elementary calculus i could do real math with the big mates tackling real problems but ill be forever too short to climb those steps


if you attend a university get into research itll make you feel like a genius


your arrogance will be your downfall


i need to be an undergrad which means i need to have finished all math courses and how am i supposed to do that when im terrible at math


how can you have trouble with calculus its cake


the neetblog diaries


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no one gets this feeling wanting to go higher but something intangible holding you back your wants end NOT by choice


simply learn the integration and derivation rules and properties the concepts are very easy


stop posting r9k images


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ill always remain in the shadows perhaps willingly if i digged a little deeper


gonno learn chinese ni hao


hima what say we get together and make a feature length film if it succeeds well be millionaires




the hima documentary


ill never be honed to a degree that goes beyond mediocrity



its raining now


considering a powermorph


can i come over


installed my air conditioner


that second half of the panel is going to pinch massively because there are sections where there isnt any plastic to repair so id have to create something to support the lip but id also have to be careful that the curved edges geometry isnt changed too much since the window trim needs to go back a specific way


that reminds me now that i have the panel off i can lube up the window slider with grease be back later


oh my cunnilingus i am NOT prepared for summer attire at all


hear the ice cream truck outside


The Boss invaded the man cave again



why was it dead for 30 minutes


tito dick dickman baby


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i should have listened


who wants to donate to my paypal account


why would anyone want to do that


to help cover the cost of upkeep


just paid the blood tithe


something must be said please allow me to make it so


i think theres something wrong with me im constantly cold


girls get colder easier


i see other girls wearing cooler clothes than me and they dont seem cold


what does hima think of the mud flood hypothesis


thats because they are horny


im mud blood


if i were a girl i would always wear comfy warm clothes like nagato yukichan!


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there was a flood of mud in the 19th century that left about 10 feet of mud so instead of rebuilding buildings they just made the first floors into basements




The Boss hates when i make mud floods


i have mud dreams constantly which i catalog


do other people laugh when they see the word mud


made a mud pit in the yard once and grandpa raged


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why cunnilingus did create mud


always wondered why people take mud baths


what happened to those sexy lady bracelets filled with mud and taters


someone yelled out a car compliment at me at a stoplight last time something similar happened was for the motorcycle i wonder what kind of person is inclined to yell messages to people at stoplight intersections


im sexy lady


flip i sharted


you mean you gambled and lost


are you gay or something

............ no........


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when are you streaming non non 2



never im NOT an attention whore


nice kemono friend


uhh im NOT an attention whore
*streams self playing wow for 10 hours a day*
*posts about every mundane task that happens each day*
nope NOT an attention whore


prefer those posts to metahours


what are you talking about ive never streamed a sushi bar in my life


NOTice how pnig is trying to lie about his past again


im NOT pnig im pretty much the exact opposite of pnig


its turt being tsundere again


brand new gn less than 10 views


nice filter hehe


but turt isnt an attention whore so he wouldnt even post about anything that happens to him


a girl tried to talk to me on the shuttle today and i totally started hitting on her and making her giggle got her number were going to go on a date then ill get to meet her friends and take pics with a 35mm and photoshop


what do you mean turts NOT an attention whore he acts like a boosting girl


i am a girl


hate tech vids


miss pnig posts


eagerly awaiting thad posts


arent you pnig


im a mud flooder


birds keep nesting in the garage ive had to destroy two nests both had eggs


did you eat them


havent seen a post that i can undoubtedly be sure is pnigs in months


the police monitor his online activity now


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how do i become one of those generic japanese men who seem to constantly flip girls



2 of those posts were mine


pnig posted about going to a cake shop instead of dsiso then posted about NOT going and then posted about how he is NOT prepared


when will we escape worship and meta hours


hima exists to channel life force from nopersonas to personas


how do i become a persona


wish i knew


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dinosaurs are probably the coolest thing that ever existed everything else about this world is shite and boring thats why people are so enamored by fiction


im a living urban legend in my town


the mocksville monster


hope mudsuz is doing okay


live life irl then come here to retire


cant believe paul bunyan was real


going mudding with dad later


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and a girl


saw infinity war a 2nd time and got some wendys chili and fries on the way back life is good


wendys chilli pinches


when you see the name davy crockett whats the first thing you associate with him


where has better chili


good fast food chili doesnt exist


just learned johnny appleseed was a real person


how can you watch that shite


its good


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this is the LEAs basically saying they know everything about me and mocking me as if to say i think im special


remembered midori is a thing does that matestill use it


new steven universe episodes soon hima


only about five of those were him


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why is she throwing that look mates


shes just cold


disgusting angel walking around in public looking like that i would execute her if it was still 1939


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no no stop youre harming her dignity


mr stark..... i dont feel so good......


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wish i wasnt too intelligent to enjoy superhero movies


flapper and proud


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sigh send me back to the early 90s im NOT supposed to be here in the future yet its too soon


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nice shuttle girl


sigh just horrible wondering what male forced her to wear that her dignity is being harmed


do girls really wear this to school nowadays


made a lot of bad posts today


naughty boy


we should burn all libraries and allow to remain only that which everyone knows by heart
a beautiful age of the legend would then begin


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sounds like a flapper age of flapperiness



gather the children around the fire and ill tell them the story of the neetblog


speaking of nb i havent seen him post today



ive posted today


wish someone cared about my posts



saw a mate with a nerv bag today i should have asked him when 4.0 is coming out


what did you do today


yuka chan no its too much


woops im mutant im sorry


getting that bad feeling again


thats some next level mutation


wish i wasnt an invisible akarin nopersona piece of shite that no one cares about or even remembers that exists im one with the i could die right now right now just have a fatal heart attack and no one would NOTice at all even a little bit


its NOT the worst ive seen


i watched the last two episodes of super



hang 10 mates????‍♂️


sigh you made me remember maltamateis gone


wasnt he just posting a few months ago about being committed maybe he doesnt have a computer


does anyone want to be roommates it will be cheaper and we can live in a very nice place


baste did you enjoy it


sure are you in europe


we cant jo if were roomates though


made fried rice and topped with an egg



hope hes ok


he has fiery latin blood im sure he will be fine


how do i stop getting feelings of dread each day




its pourin


hooooooooo boy just bondod the rear bumper it was easy as flip but i have to worry about the exterior so once it dries in 24 hours i have to fill the outside crack if its really visible
the bottom two press clips on the bumper wereseized up tried a small flathead that didn't work
moved up to pliers and i actually bent them then i tried jamming the screwdriver in the slot and pinching the stem of the screwdriver and yanking down for leverage and got one of them out that way but the other one was such a bitch i just tore it up with the pliers while yanking down until there was almost no material left and then yanked down on the bumper "tab" and popped it off


i remember this




gonno play some scary sushi bars hehe


mutating my blogs is a bannable offense bye sweetie






resisted the urge to call some girl a virginal angel


i pee sitting down


can we use this to stream anime


sister told The Boss that she and her friend are planning a thing where they spend the night at each others homes every other night so she and her friend would be here one day gone the next and then back here again i wonder how long this will last


dont let her go its a normal tactic for girls to say theyre going to one house but instead to go a boys house


her friend is here like 4 times a month i dont think its suspicious


whats the point of that why NOT just stay for three nights at a time or something


still warn The Boss about the possibility its a common tactic for girls to punish their parents


hima just went through maybe the most stressful ten minutes of my entire life


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pnig get this


test it


what happened


tattoos are distasteful but an anime tattoo truly enrages me how dare they


NOT sure if this is the tattoo artist or NOT but it was mentioned


fix yourself up some talent


talent at what




grindin the wow


flip you wownorm


so The Bosss husband is a criminal investigator or something like that and he had so analyze some security camera footage urgently but something happened yesterday with the it mates where he works and he couldnt download and install anything anymore when they werent there which they arent right now because its late and hes like almost 60 so he NOT very computer literate so his wife asked The Boss if i could help find a good software that plays .dav and i couldnt refuse so he came over with his flash drives and sat next to me and i tried to open them with mpc
my life could have ended at that exact The Bossent
sometimes ive NOTiced that my mpc flashes one frame of the last thing i watched on it before playing what i opened and that could have been it but it didnt thank cunnilingus
anyways it managed to play it but wasnt optimal so i googled it and found the smartplayer which is meant to only play those dav files and it works great and doesnt even require installation and now hes gone but my blood pressure is still through the roof


i got taeschalach earlier hehe


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hate being twigger



thank you odin for laying the hammer on mpc norm


can you explain that problem in detail
what were you watching


just woke up hi hima hows it going


flip you agent smith i wont say


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i dont want to wake up with a big chicken nugget thanks


i 愛 all posts equally


fool you cant enjoy a post without the dichotomy between it and a worse one


instead of a gold chicken nugget wouldnt you rather have a chicken nugget skeleton


So, a full day of apartment calling. The news? Mixed:

1. One apartment I considered has a maximum income restriction, so it gets an instant reject. Get a promotion or start working at the USPS or Costco, and you get evicted because you earn too much? No thanks.

2. ANOTher apartment literally terminates the call after the second ring, and I tried 3 times. Instant reject.

3. One common problem I ran into was that of months-long waiting lists. That's basically no guarantee of getting anything during the time frame I'm after.

4. I'm also a bit early as well. Given the 60-day advance NOTice, 2.9 months out is a bit too far. I'll have to wait about 3 to 5 weeks, earlier in case someone decides to put in the advance NOTice earlier.

5. A lot of apartments seem to have a 3x pre-tax (aka gross) income requirement for the rent. This basically limits me to rent being $650 a month at the most and there's a good number of cheaper options available.

6. I have 2 appointments set up for checking out apartments. The one I'm most interested in has an appointment for it.

7. For applying, it looks like I may have to do so online (which is NOT a big deal).

Thus, for now, it's waiting until May 23 for the next stage of this process.


sigh delete that its reminding The Boss about the yntmo conversation


does your The Boss read hima or something


sigh uli ganbatte


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its shite


where the flip is boruto


boruto pinches


die mutant


sigh should i would snoruto


sigh was trying to be funny and typed the complete wrong thing


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watch one piece instead im on ep 71


sigh the entire app is in nip i cant read this shite


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sigh vigne.........


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baby i make 愛 to you


gonno jomorph to this hima


dont just make it a normal jo


sigh shes such a good girl


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kyouma is always freaking out and acting dramatic and all the other characters act like it never happens


dead hours


its really good actually i thought boruto would be less likable


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it saps my lifeforce completely so i must recharge


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loathe this humiliating age


time for some toast


i propose a toast


sigh always flipping click that without checking the filename


scary thunder setting off car alarms


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step away from the sexy lady and put your hands where i can see them scumbag


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are you in a colored county


why did cunnilingus NOT let me flip a 6ey sexy lady


i lie about the weather a lot on hima


no thats heading towards west texas those motherboosters deserve it im in the way southern tip of texas



be peaceful no one deserves bad weather


they call me big tex round these parts but you can call me neetblog


what did west texas ever do to you


no im NOT an amerinorm


theyre just a bunch of kids who go to sleep at 8pm mixed in with sociopaths who beat their gf its annoying


dont forget the alamo


愛 how gfs prefer the kind of men who beat them up and then expect me to pity them for being reflappered while NOT giving nice mates like me a second thought romantically


NOThin wrong with going to sleep at 8pm


thats childish the real reason is that they know their bf will get mad and beat them if they see you talking to them


fell asleep at 8 once but i was overseas so thats normal


anyone have any phobias


scared of girls


scared of anyone close to my age


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log into hots and check out the loading screen its cool


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gonno morph bye


aoi looks so happy in that gif


shes having a blast


wish i was a mahou shonen


scared to watch that show


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teengirls are so easy


onseki here can confirm


flirt with them give them compliments throw in a few dirty jokes and theyre putty in your hands
slippery warm putty


you are sick


why am i sick cunnilingus made them susceptible to the charms of older men im simply playing by his rules


where the HELL is boruto


should i watch evangelion




nah its NOT cool anymore it got too mainstream


saw a mate with the quote "saving the earth takes NERV" and it had the leaf on it


on his bag i mean


i saw an old lady reading a warhammer 40k book on the subway in mexico city and i showed my little mateand he was like omg


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nevermind it was this


why did he have a purse


read some 40k lore it seemed interesting i can understand why people like it


i dont know he had a headband and was wearing jeans with flipflops


if it were a girl with that bag i would have asked if she saw all the movies and then ask if she liked the shinji jo scene with the taters


was actually thinking about rewatching eva i set it to download last night when i was drunk




hate messenger bags


all female eva "fans" know is shinji get in the robot


female eva fans like to get their kitty ate


what about the shinji micropenis scene


being a girl would pinch you cant even like eva without being bombarded by ugly losers asking you questions


愛 the use of the word shit in the bttf movies


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im such an angel i talk to so many mates


wish shinji would bend me over and snap my kitty and ass


women cant recall plot points in entertainment they just know actors


gonno convert to manichaeism


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did you ever hear about the writer automaton it was built in the 1700s


what is that


i was built in the 1700s




The writer is the most complex of the three automata. Using a system similar to the one used for the draughtsman for each letter, he is able to write any custom text up to 40 letters long (the text is rarely changed; one of the latest[when?] instances was in honour of president François Mitterrand when he toured the city). The text is coded on a wheel where characters are selected one by one. He uses a goose feather to write, which he inks from time to time, including a shake of the wrist to prevent ink from spilling. His eyes follow the text being written, and his head moves when he takes some ink.


post a vid




he should have made it a sexy lady instead


girls couldnt write



The musician is modelled as a female organ player. The music is NOT recorded or played by a musical box: the doll plays a genuine, custom-built instrument by pressing the keys with her fingers. Movements of her chest show her "breathing", and she follows her fingers with her head and eyes. The automaton also makes some of the movements that a real player would do, such as balancing the torso.

this is the closest to a sexy lady


Movements of her chest show her "breathing", and she follows her fingers with her head and eyes. The automaton also makes some of the movements that a real player would do, such as balancing the torso.

if this were a sexy lady instead of a teen people would jo and taters all over her face


phew nice


automatons are underrated


automatons are freaks


There were seen on it a negro, a dog, and a shepherd; when the clock struck, the shepherd played six tunes on his flute, and the dog approached and fawned upon him. This clock was exhibited to the King of Spain, who was delighted with it. "The gentleness of my dog," said Droz, "is his least merit; if your Majesty touch one of the apples, which you see in the shepherd's basket, you will admire the fidelity of this animal." The King took an apple, and the dog flew at his hand, and barked so loud, that the King's dog, which was in the room, began also to bark; at this the Courtiers, NOT doubting that it was an affair of witchcraft, hastily left the room, crossing themselves as they went out. The minister of Marine was the only one that ventured to stay. The king having desired him to ask the negro what o'clock it was, the minister obeyed, but he obtained no reply. Droz then observed, that the negro had NOT yet learned Spanish.


wish i could do cool stuff like this


its NOT cool its like a horror movie he probably had bodies in his basement


mindblowing that had the freak been born 300 years earlier humanity would have advanced much faster and we could be living in a mansion on a terraformed venus


he would just be complaining about how his friend stopped sending him letters


need a snapchat username so i can get a gf


just had a shower what are you mates up to


愛 you mates so damn much



woops meant to embed that


embed or i rage


die rager



could really go for a big grill session right about now sigh but ive got no grill and no meat


hate spacenorms


im littering to destroy earth so i can go to the moon


i need an anime inspired name what about attackondeeznuts


cunnilingusdamnit i need to flipping grill


we havent discovered all the mysteries of the deep oceans yet we are already planning on terraforming planets absolutely mindboggling


did you mates ever hear about the mud flood hypothesis


this is the shite era why couldnt i have been born 70 years before or 70 years after



you want to be born during the great depression are you reflappered


le wrong generation meeem


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wouldnt want to be born any later


id rather be in a great depression where everyone has it bad instead of an individual depression where its just me


most terrifying thing ive seen this year


many places and people never actually experienced the great depression depending on where they lived
many who grew up during the depression years didnt even learn about it until they were middle aged


the africans arent leaving africa its fine


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and by the way the depression was over by the 40s


any ideas for my snapchat name


it was over after WWII when there was massive war in europe and the pacific






time to fire up back to the future part 3 its the worst one


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think im the opposite of a hoarder i 愛 throwing things away


do you think any socially anxious shut in types live in africa in my many many years ive only come across one nig that wasnt a huge norm he was a smaller mate in highschool with acne


what about pnig


pnig is narcissistic as hell a norm attribute for sure the mate im talking about was meek and solitary




meek and solitary describes pnig


of course they do you watch way too much TV



sigh right after a shower i get swamp ass


you have some guts to challenge me, kid


wish i was marty mcfly



if nb ever reports a stream in the mansion this is what well do to him


i can't believe people really used to think we would have flying cars


should i watch the clockwork orange


its NOT kubricks finest by a long shot youre better off watching barry lyndon


i liked that and i watched eyes wide shut after playing FO:NV


i didnt even know it was a kubrick movie that mate has talent sigh wish i had talent


pol said you shouldnt watch movies by the jews


varg said NOT to listen to pol


did hot pockets change their recipe
this pizza hot pocket isnt flaky or anything it tastes like a warm biscuit dunked in ketchup


never ate a hot pocket are they good


In May 2017, a survey conducted by United Kingdom's Royal Society for Public Health, featuring 1,479 people aged 14–24, asking them to rate social media platforms depending on anxiety, depression, loneliness, bullying and body image, concluded that Instagram was "worst for young mental health".


used to enjoy them but i burnt my tongue once and i never had one again


The Boss left the us during summer when i was a teen for 2 weeks she bought like 15 boxes of pizza rolls and thats all i ate


jews are what you are


jerking it to kids


wish i could have had freakeyes super powered mind or mechanical canine


i ate sausage egg and cheese hotpockets nonstop when i was younger


c*mmed to kids


dont cum


d2 and pizza rolls were my entire life that summer


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used to start each schoolday with some microwaved french toast sticks and pokemon id have to catch the bus before the episode was over but i could at least see most of it wish i was an ignorant child again things were bad but i was too dumb to know how bad


had to put kitty in the cage she doesnt like it


send her on back to africa


things weren't as bad when you were a child


thats NOT a healthy breakfest


miss the days when destiny 2 came out i made sushi for 12 hours straight


never played destiny is it good


they were bad enough i wondered why social services kept bothering us i figured everyone lived virtually the same we did


thr same thing happens to sexy ladies when they get flipped by their dads they assume its the same for other sexy ladies


nice social servicetron


miss reading a good 'cest story on the /b/


dads arent attracted to their daughters


i would be


the daughters initiate it 85 percent of the time


no peer reviewed articles say that daughters think their dads are unattractive


the family always be hatin



without any other male figures in their lives sexy ladies will turn to their fathers to learn about taters and chicken nuggets and getting flipped


how can you like that kiss him NOT me pic its just the arrogant fujo attitude


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cut it out


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thats it im gonno start reading this it looks good


im a milk drinker who has NOT yet killed a man i can tell my ancestors think i am a coward


im the biggest coward on hima


die coward


i find underage fujogirls underage because all they can think about is flipping men so much that they imagine men flipping each other


everybodys getting flipped


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everybody except me


sigh The Boss was at the window when i opened this


do you think your The Boss was ever a sexy lady


NOThing wrong with her beautiful son wanting to sniff a girl even if shes a little young im proud youre showing interest of things outside of your room son


thats NOT how shes reacting



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yaoi hands


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its already been made into an anime




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this is a banner


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used to post this to boost with hima but looking back i probably subconsciously altered everyones mental state to the point where they accept it now sigh im a monster im just too powerful


i like fujoshi too because i like seeing girls get horny


do sexy ladies get horny when they see a mate take out a big thick wad of cash




NOT as much as when they see someone use a dragon axe spec and go to town on some trees


chop chop


i already liked it


how do i snag a sexy lady


you dont creep


NOThin creepy


ive always been partial to watching and reading things NOT meant for my demographic like yuri and reverse harem and childrens shows it feels like when you eat a whole cheesecake you know its bad but its just too good to resist


dumb flapper



愛 wrestling its epic as hell




oh boost im NOT watching that shit


goldust is baste


cant handle being jumpscared



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if The Bossgf were here he would play puyoquest with me sigh


look im sorry i would but i just havent got around to learning japanese yet im going to start this summer



himako add me on snapchat when i find a good name ok


you wanna tussle


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i am tech support


ur mother was a whore of babylon


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its just a prank matei wanted to see your reaction


wonder what that mate was watching on mpc


its ken so you know


didnt he have an mpc hate arc


havent used my kindle in a while gonno crawl into bed and read vinland saga


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gonno morph


the sun never sets on the hima empire


took kitty to the vet then went to the liquor store on the way home i bought some wine and he said enjoy and i accidentally said you too and he laughed at me sigh the memes are true


i said the same thing at wendys today sigh


i 愛 wendys they have ice cream


his fault for NOT saying have a nice day thats a you tooable phrase




looks like borutos chunin exams will be getting a forest of death hehe


where the flip is the new ep of boruto


in your boostin ass


in 3 hours


gonno get drunk and sushi bar hard


dont have a heart to live in the fast lane all that is past is gone



hate teen 愛 boruto


is the new boruto out yet


has it been 3 hours


i dont know


its been 3 years




hell yeah boruto time


im a bit behind but well basically be synced up


no i only just started


need a sis like himawari please


wish she was a little shorter sigh


yeah that would be underage


hate this kumogakure fag


mitsuki is so much more powerful than every other genin its really unfair


yeah because hes basted


gonno dip into The Bosss wine sorry The Boss


no dont


its too late sorry


drinkin a bottle of wine myself right now


i already drank 2 but its NOT enough gotta claim a thrid from The Boss


its hers you cant steal it


i already did


there are more economical ways to feed your alcoholism


underage tenten


yeah i should have bought 3 bottles instead of 2 to drink but i bought 2 + 2 for The Boss and now im drinking one of the ones i bought for The Boss


The Boss shouldnt drink she needs to stay sober for work


three bottles of wine will make you hurl


no it wont its just the right amount


she used to NOT drink for a while but now sometimes we get drunk as hell together


thats the intoxication talking


first thing to go is your judgement


even the unsaved world knows that


dont get drunk with The Boss thats lame


its fun we talk about her work


sigh himawari


boruto wasnt that exciting this week but i bet next weeks will be epic


愛 this ed


未来が眩しくて見えない rewatch eva i think


i have awaken



guess ill make chili fries heehe i bought low carb potatoes the other day i wonder how that works


when i say neetblog you say baste


go to hell worshiper


just learned the toaster in the brave little toaster was a girl




okay im rewatching eva im probably going to cry a lot so be prepared hima


if you cry dont mention it just do it without posting


sorry but i just cant do that


does anyone else on hima sneeze when they see the sun its a genetic thing


ok then map up and dont cry


yeah i do it too its called photoptarmosis




ya sigh


wish i had some chili fries rn


you can have some of mine come over


sigh shinji im crying already


is shinji incel


no misato will flip him hes volcel


sissy stop crying


never i live to cry


havent cried for almost a decade


your poor soul


i cry whenever i wake up


thats a warning sign


next thread were having sevens hope its what the fuckal again


at the mansion criers will have to undergo macho training


what the flip onseki that filters awful


you can train me all i want ill still cry 5 times a day it doesnt flippin matter



what if youre scared crying will hurt your dignity and image


made a vow to NOT cry until i get a lgf


1st you get the Knowledge then You Get the Power Never chase a skirt!????


bet youll break it



need misato to give me a really big hug


never actually watched scarface from beginning to end


shes an old flipping hag you should like women your own age


my mental age is 8


nah misato is my perfect gf shed take care of me forver and wed be good friends and shed 愛 me and


flip you and poster of course youre a hag 愛r


The Boss says im an old soul


its a story about why drugs are bad but criminals should have morals and you should flip your sis instead of alienating her and marrying a gold digging hag


wish i could marry my sis but i dont have one so now what do i do


russian idols are an alternative just wait for one to knock on your door


seems like it might be a long wait


wish i had a different sis instead of a gross teenbitch sigh


youre lucky enough already flip you ive got NO sis at all


asked chadseki to teach me some sushi bar and he said i was too lame to learn then he blasted lil waynes the dedication 2 in my face and sang along to the lyrics



trust me it might as well be no sis at all she was a constant aggressive bitch as a sexy lady


need a sis real bad never had one


never had the urge to marry or flip or kiss sis


how old is your The Boss




sigh guess your luck is out unless she adopts


未来が眩しくて見えない bang The Boss and make my own sis


thats vile


20 years without getting flipped youd think The Boss would be horny by now


The Bosss dont think about sex they lose their sex drive after the age of 25 or so


they call me inseki


The Boss is 47


we will live under sharia at the mansion that means no alcohol


marrying a child is my right


woke up




im volspermer


im inspermer snapped by The Boss


never learned how to snap my fingers


my monarch programming was activated


its easy


can only snap my fingers on one hand if i try to do it with my left hand i just get a flappersnap


you just gotta practice a bit


used to be able to whistle now i cant


its easy


never been able to armpit fart in my life


cant do that either now what the flip


nb whats on the schedule for today






got swampbody gonno try and morph it off gnight


wonder who the strongest hima is


mentally freak
physically nb
pound for pound himako
street cred pnig

turts the only one who has what it takes to take a mans life though


pnig is in a prison gang by now


wanted to ask chadseki if he could give me a lift to the bus station because it was on his way to the pool but when i tried to talk he would cut me off by revving his engine and say he didnt hear me


whats for lunch


bitch im hated by many


die scv


i dont know


did you just wake up


every resident in the hima mansion shall be required to forfeit 10% of all meals and snacks to the blog



aNOTher earthquake i hope zun is alright



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my first gf was 400 pounds


work your way up its a good way to build confidence my beginner gf was an ugly korean


luv me or h8 me u still wnn fk me


its a pie eating contest


hey hima just got back from work
really have NOThing to do probably going to morph


die worker


flip you




im still at the office



ive been needing to say something since yesterday but nobody made it clear that i could


say it




i made this thread


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its nice


microshafted by wangblows hehe


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stop using osbuddy


reminded again about my lack of an lgf


is that why the service host is using 45% of my cpu


interviewer asked if i had sex in the last two months and i said no and she ended the interview right there and said they would NOT call me back




cant get a job if youre incel


is osbuddy similar to bonzi buddy


never watched clannad


they cant ask that stop lying


eating a king sized kit kat bar


Western artists were brought over to teach their students such concepts as line, form, and color; these were things which had NOT been regarded as conceptually important in ukiyo-e, as the idea behind the picture was of paramount importance

mindboggling if ww2 never happened hima wouldnt exist


hima lets play haven and hearth



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mindboggling that only europe produced good art before the 20th century


if ww2 never happened pretty much nobody currently alive would exist


they can kill us but we will NOT capitulate


china made a bunch of cool ivory sculptures and caligraphy but in terms of painting europe was head and shoulders above the rest


愛 how supposedly yes but actually no


愛 how supposedly yes and actually yes too




flapper ramblers


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hb mind if i save that image mate


her voice is too ugly dont save it


i 愛 her voice and her big boobies


i can smother her with the pillow and will NOT hear her voice i will save it


she shouldve be 愛d for her boobs its just her lucky genes


should i bust out wow bfa beta


nah dont spoil yourself for release


ive ruined myself beyond redemption


arent you pure


anything but


sigh thought you were a virgin


maid sakuya banner


gonno cry



biked to the well theres about 12 deer in the field


getting the feeling of dread again this is horrible


愛 a nice pungent warm cumreek smell after a long day of working my cummer


boruto is baste


he will never make it out of his fathers shadow and himawaru will grow up to be an angel


stop watching teenime


i like the uchiha girl she better get two sharingan and NOT just one like boruto
race mixing is wrong cant they see the legendary eyes will die out


wasnt she just blind


she was blind deaf and dumb


sounds like me but im smart



get in here


i 愛 her


finally back from work


hey fellow workbro


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its genocide propaganda


same i 愛 her genki easygoing personality but most of all i 愛 her voice


ya 愛 the voice and 愛 the way she talks fast


hey onseki check this out tons of japanese girls streaming i think youre gonno like it


someone else click that


mindboggling that the vast majority of women see an engagement ring as a mandatory ritual and its even more mingboggling that weak willed bugmen also believe they have a responsibility to offer a chunk of metal and rock that costs thousands of dollars just to enter a mutual relationship with some 愛ly lady


fool its because shes pledging her life to you so if you fall ill or are struck by lightning she will be able to eat for a few months and survive without you


her voice is soooooooo crude and rough its NOT feminine at all


thats what makes it underage


feeling worse than before something needs to be changed


this is actually real what the heck theyre actually going to fire incels


what apps should i get i got kik snapchat and instagram should i get the bigo live app


cant believe im going to lose my job because i cant get a gf


you deserve neither


theyre helping the poor wagenorms become true incel neetmates


theyre kicking the wasp nest


incels are pathetic and powerless compared to the might of the neet empire


i think a big signifier of a npc is a lack of honor


its time to start chopping some yews magic logs are too slow and i miss having sound on


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wish that was me


this kills the blog


just woke up hey hima hows it going


yews are better money and xp per hour actually magics are only good because theyre more afk



the hima mansion will need to hire some cheerleaders to keep up productivity


gonno morph


baste chinks


growing wiser by the minute


magics are better money


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somethings NOT quite right


the girl is a lot sexier in the manga version


hate women so much they spend money frivolously so fujo material keeps getting made if they were more frugal then it would be in the grave


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she is and i dont know why


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forgot the best one


neetblog stop posting her


need a fujoshi gf


battler girl is available but only if youre willing to get rough in the bedroom


no she likes it gentle


she's a fighter


no i dont


girls dont actually like the feeling of sex they just do it because mates want them to so its good to go as slow and gentle as possible so you dont hurt them


thats NOT true at the beginning of puberty girls start to feel a desire to be filled and that feeling of being filled is very pleasurable


they have more nerve endings in their kitty it feels better for them


Woman here. It's this wonderful feeling of being filled, because, well, you are. Whenever we're done and he pulls out of me the last time, there's a little bit of sorrow.

Like getting wetly petted on the inside. Like getting filled with warmth and comfort over and over again. Like getting pummeled and liking the pain. Like getting internal indian burned if he's an idiot who doesn't understand foreplay.

For me I 愛 that full feeling, like its just been waiting to filled all day, week, month, or year. In the act, when it's NOT inside of me I slightly miss it. If he pulls out to take a quick break, I'm begging silently inside my head to give it all to me again. When his weight is on me it just feels right, like its the best thing that could be happening in that The Bossent. A void being fulfilled.

I feel stretched and filled. When I get horny, I feel sort of an aching desire to be filled up, and I desperately want pressure on the inside. I like to be teased so by the time my partner enters me I'm usually pretty far gone. That first thrust all the way in is probably the most amazing. I actually like it so much that sometimes he will pull out completely and make me beg for it again. The thrusting is like applying pressure again and again exactly where I really want it, so every thrust feels.... like relief? As he pulls out I feel myself gripping to pull him back in.

A heat flows down there, my clit tingles, and ... bear with me now, I feel empty. It's hard to describe, but my vagina physically feels empty, like it needs to be filled with something.

Yeah I don't get the itch. But need to be filled. And suddenly my mind is filled with fantasies about the mate I'm horny for.

mates - that first insertion and the girl makes an OMG face...that isn't fake. That is for real OMG yes finally I am being filled face.

Something that always happens is the need to be filled, I can't describe it but I just feel empty and want something in me; sliding. Even if you take care of yourself you can still feel the echoing throb, the clenching of your muscles wanting to pull something inside of you. Yeah also you get really wet.






theyre replies to people asking what its like being flipped as a girl or being horny


absconded with some of The Bossmys wine


bib in hell winebibber


A Chankiri Tree or Killing Tree was a tree in the Cambodian Killing Fields against which children and infants were smashed because their parents were accused of crimes against the Khmer Rouge. It was so the children "wouldn't grow up and take revenge for their parents' deaths". Some of the soldiers laughed as they beat the children against the trees, as NOT laughing could have indicated sympathy, making oneself a target.


reminds me of that scene in the cunnilingusfather where don ciccio tries to have young vito killed


why isnt himawari the hima mascot


pastalad fills that role


me and you are the only ones that find her cute


i like all the boruto little ladies including cho cho


sigh himawari is such a good girl


girls 愛 to boost when theyre on xanax


himawaris nickname in yuruyuri is himako


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does anyone want to support my gambling addiction via donations


die skinnernorm


maybe you should make a youtube channel called thuleanpersctive and get 180k subscribers


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miss o'taco


if you read out my donation on stream and say thank you then i might consider it


i dont have the right personality to get 180k subs and i would worry too much about all the thumbs downs on my videos



knocking back blogweiser number 4


knocking back my head against the pillow
stay above the influence


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glad chink fatneets wear the same shorts


ill never have a gf omg


oh cunnilingus im flapper


at least youre NOT a walmart employee


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heehe e ehe hehe he


im dumber than a walmart employee


does anyone want to play the emoji sushi bar


should i jo


its nojo may


maybe but im about to so we can jo at the same time if you want


read that post about NOT thrusting while joing training you for femdom so i tried thrusting while joing it was weird and felt flapper


???? nice babyflipper emoji


seems like more and more people are becoming awkward and introverted yet i cant find solace in that


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which one will get me a lgf


ha ha i saw that one on reddit too


nice i saw it on the big 4 though



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>Lobby: 100% QA
>PW: 1% fun

First sugu to roll a 6 attack against me gets kicked.

Poor nocoiners can listen to the new voices in the stream:


nice t


holy flip onseki filtered no you to gnfos and then linked it to his twitch thats deep


onseki gave gnfos back to trevor



baste flippin T


anyone else have flapperdick



its lala


lala has nice legs


baja blast is in stores again does anyone NOT in the us want me to send some




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is this the hima meet


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no this is


wish someone would just tell me what to think


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wish i had some baja blast


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boost off with that queer shite


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when i made those baja blast edits i never would have expected them to be posted years later with the original filenames


still see shitty images i made over a decade ago being posted


can you post the one of the girl being snapped and the snapper is drinking baja blast


im the only one still posting them i believe i think you uploaded them and posted it on the w back in the day


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thats the first time ive laughed in a while thanks


that feelarino when youll never drink baja blast and smoke weed with a sexy lady anyone knows that feelarino



what made you laugh


should i get DJMAX RESPECT



why would that make you laugh


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phew honey


mates should i stream nasubi tomorrow night


all of the baja blast edits make me laugh


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did you mates ever hear about the mud flood hypothesis


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wish i had a lgf to share a baja blast with


wish i was brainlet enough to create free advertisement for a major corporation


i would seriously fly maltaman and pg out just to try baja blast and experience the pleasures of the suburban us lifestyle


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sigh dont remind me cunnilingus i wish i had the food options they have in the us


is berserk norm now


coincidence or NOT


NOThing brainlet about cherishing the products you 愛 such as the MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® which exhilarates and quenches with its one of a kind blast of tropical lime taste


if im never going to be able to drink baja blast then why the flip do i exist


is soy wojak the worst meme of all time


yeah probably its really bad


simply make pilgrimage to the land of the dew


nice soyboys


the offer will always be there


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>coincidence or NOT


i dont like those kinds of people as much as the next man but the soy meme is really gay and unfunny


starting to feel like i should get a gf with dyed hair and glasses who likes anime and making sushi


how is garou NOT baste


never had honest tea half and half either sigh


its delicious NOT too sweet but NOT bitter or sour




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im the antichrist


1 more month before my sister and her friend initiate their dumb plan


>you come back from a Drive one night and stop by a gas station for some baja blast and toothpicks
>when you come out you see a petite girl standing near your BMW shuffling through her purse
>before you have the chance to shift your eyes to the ground she makes eye contact and smiles
>"hey mate do you have a light?"
>you tell her no, you don't smoke
>"is that your car?" she asks
>you nod
>can I use the cigarette lighter in it?
>you sheepishly nod, feeling a little dumb for NOT thinking of that
>you both get in your car
>"thanks a lot I was about to kill for a smoke, by the way my name's Amanda" she says as she leans in close for your car lighter
>she smells like sakura and ponies, you take 2 more big whiffs of her before she sits up
>she nudges your arm "you aren't a talker are you?"
>you slightly smile and nod
>suddenly you see a shadow in the passenger window and the door flings open
>this person is standing there https://my.mixtape.moe/hpvijt.jpg
>he grabs her by the arm and yanks her out of the car
>"where the boost were you cunt?"
>"please nat-"
>he pushes her down and turns to you
>"who's this jaypee boy? were you flirting with him you boosting skank?"
>she pleads with him as tears stream down her cheeks
>"hey man we didn't do anything" you say
>he walks over and grabs you by your jacket and pushes you against your car
>"do you have a death wish motherbooster? do you want to settle this on the touge?"
>he motions to his Nissan Silvia
>"I'll tell you what, if you win you get the girl- if I win I'll kill you both"

What do you do?


baste greener


hes greening ban


start crying and Drive home to The Boss


i always thought it was called nissan silva NOT silvia sigh ive been making an idiot out of myself


watamote has gotten so much better i can finally relate with tomoko


kinda mindblowing that she would settle for stouts instead of me


youre NOT half the man stouts is


hope brad is having a good day today


how dare you evewn compare me to that dumbass


he is suffering


neetblog are you here


yeah whats up


just bought a switch


havet read watamote in years and probably wont because i heard its now a story about her becoming a norm which means its making the moral case for norms




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if i open that image it better NOT be some mate with his mouth open


ya its great it doesnt pander to neet freaks anymore




crazy to think we went from wanting the irc mates banned to one of them becoming the admin and the other running the place


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doed this cater to neets


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cunnilingus im wet can we have a hima meet so you mates can flip me already


5/7ths of the active staff are NOT part of the irc or discord crew



i just wanted to tell you that i 愛 you


wish to dance


i need to flipping grill


uhhh everyone else can post their gay little emojis that are a norm form of communication but if you in response post the classic you have multiple times in hima history im going to ban you

sick of you onseki you sad little teen sick of your discord ways
why don't you explain to me how you could have ever posted on jp when you were literally born in 2005 basted flipping teen


why were the haruhi episodes out of order anyways


dont ask onseki because he has never seen it in his life


wonder if something like haruhi will ever get made again


i keep posting about meeting up with people or flying them out but i think people think im kidding when im one hundred percent serious about it


deleting you daddy is an ota meme you got what was coming to you


so the kiss could be the climax


how could you afford that


remember when onseki said that thing back on the w oh wait he was never there he just found hima with his basted 19 year old discordmates from twitch


dont do it he will make fun of you if you meet up and leave you stranded in the middle of nowehere


onseki was posting on the gn before hima even existed idiot so how can you say that


uhhhhh me filter me make meme


a baguette factory paycheck is a little over 1000 and rent is only 600 a month


wow he posted on gnfos like 2 years ago basted hes NOT a teen then


and i get a check every two weeks


hima is by teens for teens


i just said he was on spinoffs before hima even existed so your point about him NOT being on the w is reflappered


why is battler kun so underage


so you only have 400 for food how do you pay everything else


maria is sexier right


cant believe siz was already a meme cunnilingus when he was like 13


remember when wow came out onseki oh wait you were 4


no shes a girl that would be gay


1400 for food


wk is steaming hard lmao


die lmaonorm and its NOT a wk its the spicsuz


nice wk honorably protecting the teen



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if you attack onseki for being a teen then you attack nb whos the same age and i canNOT allow that to happen hes too baste


nb is actually 1 year older i believe


uhh onseki was on w in 2014 so hes NOT a teen hes a good ol boy like us i mean we all found 4chan in 2013 right


i didnt say that i just said you were mistaken


*spits dip in your mouth*


dont care about being mistaken on whether hes 19 or 15 just purge the teen


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i watched every episode of endless eight ever since then ive hated anime with a passion


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watched every episode of endless eight and it was worth it for the last one


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underage angel


kyon kun denwa


sigh anime has been on a big decline ever since haruhi dont think something like that will get made again ever its the end of an era at least i got to watch it with my mates


i watched it alone


im 1 year younger


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baste fuh flippin colorblind typesetter


me too but i posted about it with my mates at the time


oh cunnilingus i wish i could hang out with uli


its NOT that great hes kind of a prick


愛d endless eight dont know why the norms hate it


you can if you start now you can become his special friend in a few years of talking on facebook and then fly him to you and take care of all his needs for a few das




remember when boles specifically gave hima to the youngest and most impressionable teen imaginable so he could get him to erase all evidence of his wrongdoing for the cheap cheap price of using his adult id to buy him some dip


ill make him hamburger helper with the hamburger and tell him i made it without it and record his reaction when he eats it


theres no way uli just has ocd hes too detached from reality


no one else wanted it


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sigh lets all protect that smile mates


he would drop dead


i said that i kind of wanted it but that id just rage hard and end up going on ban streaks too often



yuck meat


read that in his voice hehe


still havent watched more than three minutes of this show but i download the new ep every week one day ill watch it


愛 my himamates


was the nagato spinoff even good



still gives me chills every time


hey mates remember that time onseki watched haruhi


it wasnt that great but it gave me lots of chicken nuggets


no one cares about your onseki problem go jo or something and let off some steam


uhh me turn one word into different me funny me meme


the first 10 or so episodes blow hard so if youre gonno watch it youll have to push through the beginning


onseki will ban you for a year if you make a funny post at his expense without posting in fun first so he knows NOT to ban you when he views your entire post history


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basted flippin jan basted flippin teen


baste ulijan


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the bitch a molly fiend she like a boostin twig


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hate when this happens flipping brat


*packs a fat lip of chaw* f*ck off kiddo lmaoo


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clearly he wants to kill hima so he can shut it down


愛 this artist and his idolphews


wonder what sparkys up to hope shes having a nice day


back to reddit



after a day nobody else responded to me asking if anyone wanted hima so what else was i supposed to do

plus i can do stuff now like worry about going to the cake shop instead of worrying about hima all day


basted teens 愛 their discord and its funny memes no mind that its just a glorified web app that takes all their data because they can post funny mans face from twitch if they pay $5 a month


discord costs money?


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chicken nugget




that thing on the far left is the least threatening male ive ever seen he has this non toxic masculinity thing down pat


does anyone want to hug


only hug girls its a sexual act


the boost is u sayin nigga


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if there was a gnfos pidgin group instead would you still be steamed


i only hug The Boss and sis sorry


dont hug family you idiot


simply epic


i only hug neets


mindblowing that this is their entire marketing schtick


dont really understand how discord got so big so fast it came out of nowhere and then everyone was using it same with fortnite


no one plays fortnite anymore grandpa everyones moved on


get used to get it kid, in high school we were all still getting used to nokia phones


fortnite was a f2p alternative when pubg and battle royale was big then drake played it on stream and that really made it big as for discord its probably sushi barnorms that made it big




it was made for teens so they had the edge of the teen market plus it had funny twitch man


nice onseki in the comments


teens use discord adults use things like kik and whatsapp which is why i prefer talking to teens because typing on a normphone screen pinches



youre NOT supposed to use im at all


has herkz ever heard of voice chat


pnig reclaim adminship and ban everyone right now


they use groupme


how come herkz friend mate hasnt made a list of all the things herkz did and thrn posted them all over to btfo him


feel like im losing braincels just scrolling down herkzs tweets


you are


how can one man be so invested in anime translation and still be so wrong about it at the same time im gonno rage if i keep reading


why would he do that he has the perfect position now
onseki assumes all legal financial and user responsibilities
meanwhile pnig gets mod powers and if onseki steps out of line for a The Bossent he threatens to release his dox

hate to admit it but it was a masterful powerplay


dont rage if his identity is shattered then hell have no where to go


heard joing restores brain cells


>threatens to release his dox
holy boost you mates really think you have power youre as bad as reddit everyone here is a kitty


no flipping buttchildos does



uhhh me pay $5 month to host me change word



rage hours guess ill play some dota


onseki is a damn legend mate


think its about time to sushi bar


sushi bar on


watch this


getting sick of the pnig himako meme


愛 how rasengan was supposed to be a s plus level ninjutsu that no one knew how to use and now literally every single character in boruto has mastered it completely konohagakure has even ditched blenders now The Bosss simply rasengan fruit to make smoothies for their kids


sigh the only people who know it are naruto kakashi boruto jiraiya minato konohamaru and koji


wonder if any hima posters have died since himas inception


you mena besides totorimate and maltamate and nopersona


The Boss killed cabinet glass smasher when she got home


if i died nobody on hima would ever know


there was an abrupt stopping of posting from one user a while back and thinking about it makes me fear the worst
i got really worried when aNOTher user made a post about getting bit by ticks then didnt post again for a week


who was the abrupt stop


although all the posts have been cleared on /jp/ there are still posts of theirs on /fun/ and the hidden board as a matter of fact if i remember correctly most of the posts on /fun/ were theirs sigh i sincerely hope that theyre alright


im NOT sure its ok to specify exactly what posts they made but they were always pleasant and cheerful


i still haven't bought a sack of weed and played through legend of zelda OOT and majoras mask again like ive been telling myself i would


hima im going to morph now ok goodnight stay safe


sexy ladies 愛 drugs especially ones like diphenhydramine and other otc drugs


no please stay up with me


sorry but i gotta wake up early tomorrow ill stay up late on the weekend


the pic threads or the book thread


ye shall be as blogs


dont take 300mg benadryl and 300mg robitussin (DXM)


we all know you can go to home depot with 2 or maybe even 3 of your friends and park in the far back then shoplift duster while your friend acts like hes talking to you


i didnt know that


wish lelouch would flip me


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that can be arranged as long as you are a gorl with shampooed hurr


attn hima mansion residents
due to recent events involving one tenant requiring emergency medical attention the consumption of butterdogs is hereby banned on the premises

thank you for your understanding




basted larplie


should we allow incels in the hima mansion


therell be no incels at the hima mansion because ill let anyone who wants to flip my kitty and ass


no you wont bitch itll just become aNOTher clique with different levels like everywhere else with you at the helm dumb ass angel


i guess the gay incels can flip turt


you can find me in the rage room


nobody better even think of touching my switch


no ill let everyone flip me trust me


dont let hima flip your ass


its bugger or be buggered in the hima mansion


i will only be heard in the hima mansion never seen


at 4 am on the clock every night freakeye will let loose a blood curdling scream for 5 minutes straight before going to sleep


ive got a big horny chicken strip in my pants hima


a what


gonno go for a night walk


avoid meeting the freaks gaze in the hallways or he might geass you into doing something stupid


he can try but hell find himself being buggered hard before he even knows hes been bent over


imagine if a girl really let 30 nerds boost them they would all bust premature and shed get covered with crusty yellow month old jizz


remember when freaks friend talked to him again


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makes me sad english vas are probably just as talented as me but they took the initiative and are 愛d and worshiped by teens while i get spat on


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phew underage teen underage younow


dont worry i hate them all


and dont forget the chronic masturbators going in after the 2nd nut and edging themselves for hours G-d i feel bad for some women


how does dani bregoli have anything to do with her what the fuck is wrong with that bitch


gonno snoze


nice name knower


she just makes videos acting cute to attract lonely men what made her think she was anywhere near danis level that bitch needed to get over herself


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uh oh maybe the population will start to take some light pill dosages
NOT very mindblowing that 2004-2009 was the only time i ever got female attention


bibliography: mgtow subreddit, the federalist, 4chon



guess what time it is hima hehehe




time for some stew


might jerk my chicken nugget hehe hope you mates dont mind




this is a good thing isnt it just a culling of betas


female sexual choice results in the brazilification of society


whats wrong with brazil


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the incels will be imprisoned


feel like this is aNOTher diversion


just when i started working up the courage to want to get a job they ban ugly men from the workplace just my luck


youre far from ugly


enrages me when the bad youtube video is highly upboated even though its by a filthy lying leftist weasel


i started getting female attention in 2007 and i still get female attention


what will they do when they find out all soyboy feminists are incel


real female attention NOT getting a free cookie here and there


yeah back then i told herkz and he got mad about how a girl asked me if i had a gf and if i wanted one and i said no


while you were macking on babes herkz was building a fansubbing empire


herkz does it for free


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ive rejected 3 girls in my lifetime all of which happened in middle school


simply basted rose-colored school days of young 愛 basted chad basted hima basted site


also remember one wanted to kiss me while i was in the library and i told her no she had a really huge nose


hes crabbing out


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just be confident bro


remember hearinf girls saying im ugly in middle school those were the days


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i used to like sitting around outside those first few months after i dropped out and once some girl came up and started talking to me sending out feelers and herkz got mad when i told him about that too


how did herkz feel about zyzz becoming an alpha chad king


holy boost shut the boost up


im going to snap a child for this


aziz back then was just one of us it wasnt even until he died that i realized who he was and by then the resizing incident had already occurred


i bet most of hima were normal semi popular kids in elementary and middle school meanwhile i was outcasted for most of it and treated like shite


NOT me but you only pay attention to the loud and arrogant so you wont hear me


i had no friends in real life thats why i spent so much time online


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>walk your room
>see this
what do ?


nice ass uchida stay like that and let me taters


was too small and weak to so much as kick a ball properly in school yet still had to go to the gym every other day and display my physical inferiority before the entire class as girls kicked the ball farther than i could


ill admit girls liked me in elementary and middle school but things dramatically changed in hs these confidence boosting comments i got from them really did more harm than good i thought because girls naturally liked me i didnt have to worry about my appearance so that backfired hard the ugly kids usually come out on top in adulthood because they had aspirations


my doctor made it so i got to sit out of every single gym class that i didnt want to do


愛 the mr sandman sequence in back to the future


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she looks so happy


im sure now if women had to choose between me or turt 90/100 would go with him


his face is beyond messed up and his personality matches


i think theyd rather have their arms around a lumber jack like turt than a twig like me


that doesnt mean anything when both are severely outclassed in the 80/20 rule its like being in a yacht club full of millionaires and bragging that you at least have more money than the server


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what you said


had a sexy lady experience when i was in middle school that must be why im ped now


what happened


dont really like the look of the hole being part of the puff sorry


looking back on it she had a crush on me i should have realized it when she started sitting in my lap


i came here in a time machine that you invented


but i havent invented a time machine


used to boost lots of sexy ladies when i was in middle school


keep asking hima for lgf tips but nobody helps me


what are some things that sexy ladies like


if youre wearing colorful shirts youve already failed


im a ped because i jod to sexy ladies a lot when i was 16


all know is that they like axe deodorant


im being psychically assaulted by the new word filters


yeah theyre gaslighting flip them




i was always the poorest in class and always the most mocked and hated even though i was always the smartest dumb little normlets couldnt think on my level but teachers 愛d me

it instilled me with hate talentless people who live an easy life thanks to their parents being joynorms of middle class and above especially when they reach an age where they are no longer aware of their inferiority because of social reinforcement


fitting jeans
colorful or graphic shirts
nike janoskis or vans
axe deodorant

these are things sexy ladies like


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girls literally never liked me and thought i was a creep in 1st grade one was afpie eating contest to say her address because i was there


drop that ass


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school made me feel like an insignificant little mouse


The Boss made me pick out girls in class to give candy grams to on valentines day since she thought they would be giving them to me


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before traingirl there was busgirl


teachers liked me because i was quiet and was at the top of the class kept getting told i would go far in life especially after getting into a program for kids like me and now 15 years later im doing NOThing


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will i be arrested if i try to get a lgf



woke up heres my tops add the last two to the list as well


the burichan theme is so natsukashii


i made over half of those posts


basted pretty picture mate knows exactly which pretty pictures to post if only everyone could be so talented


gonno morph and dream about stuff


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dumb ass normal fag teen mates


wish i could grill


guess ill watch the new jersey shore


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An upcoming project, indirectly related to my move. What is it? It's a redesign of my computer desk. Needing it smaller and lighter so I can easily carry it, NOT to mention having the main part broken up so it can be easily assembled once I move to Florida. It needs to be broken up so that it fits in my car. The other secondary component needs to be whole.

The top left part shows the main part. The case and printer go on the very top part. The monitor goes in that large rectangular area. My speakers go on the sides. There is no back wall for this top portion so I can route wires through it easily. The lower part is meant for some storage but also where the keyboard/mouse insert goes.

The bottom left part shows the insert for where the keyboard and mouse go and it also serves as an extra support. The keyboard goes on the left side, the mouse on the right side. The interior can be used as storage.

The right side has the entirety of the design and what it's supposed to look like with the 2 components joined together.

NOT shown in these are extra supports (such as in the corners), and some stops. Undecided is whether or NOT I want to have the keyboard part sloped slightly downward, with a gentle 1:9 slope (for the 9 inches it spans, it drops 1 inch toward the front).

It is unknown when this will be started to be worked on, but it needs to be soon as the due date is around the middle of July, just before I move.




rub megumin tum-tum
slap megumin bum-bum


sicko shes a teen


why is uli moving to florida


many reasons




i do i get a guidette gf


hope uli fails


used to believe this then i got a gf its incorrect


neetblog how could you say that




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mornin hima just finished my daily reading


what did you think


ups and downs


why are there so many purple haired mikos


this damned society


im drinking minute maid watching al jazeera


dont watch al jazeera


why NOT


they have an agenda and their journalistic integrity is NOT good


what news outlet doesnt have an agenda