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 No.1403008[Last 100 Posts]

does it working

 No.1403119

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 No.1403784

retreating to here until the raid is over

 No.1403788

retreating to here until the raid is over

 No.1403884

crying dont want to go back to ota

 No.1403895

crying dont want to go back to ota

 No.1403986

test

 No.1403987

nice captcha

 No.1403988

can we get ones like on the 4 hate these google streetview picture captchas

 No.1403989

simply use chrome and you almost never have to solve it

 No.1403990


 No.1403991

its NOT going to be a permanent thing it will only be used during raids

 No.1403992

can you use a verification utility that doesnt require me to provide free labor to jewgle

 No.1403993

he loved doing it for free

 No.1403994

why wont the norms just let us be

 No.1403995

lmfao get kuk'd

 No.1403996

no one can get through the verification cant believe hima was full of bots all along

 No.1403997

only human on hima

 No.1403998


 No.1403999

can you make a custom hima captcha

 No.1404000

started playing genshin got mona obviously gonno level her up but should i level noel aswell she seems strong

 No.1404001

gonno play some スト5

 No.1404002

noelle isnt bad with mona and you can use her as a healer

 No.1404003

how can she be a healer when shes got a big sword

 No.1404004

how about some nice japanese captcha

 No.1404005

its over

 No.1404006

sigh nb cant figure out the captcha

 No.1404007

File: 1654022233689.png (27.54 KB, 718x532, Oekaki.png)

gonno test the oekaki

 No.1404008

it looks like it worked

 No.1404009

disable the recaptchav2 seki

 No.1404010

>>1403999
the dev team already brought it up in a meeting and is looking into it
if you have any other concerns or questions please do NOT hesitate to email me at sjennings@himasugi.blog


Stacey Jennings
Himasugi Customer Support Representative
SJennings@himasugi.blog

 No.1404011

hehe

 No.1404012


 No.1404013

got supplies hb is it a scorcher today

 No.1404014

wish i was pasted

 No.1404015

nobody wants to post seems like the more hardened the site gets the farther it drifts from its original feel sigh

 No.1404016

>>1404014
you are

 No.1404017

woke up and spent 3 hours trying to go back to sleep just have me put down

 No.1404018

its too hot to post im sitting in my room in my underskippies eating a whole watermelon

 No.1404019

woke up

 No.1404020

pic

 No.1404021

watermelons gotten too expensive

 No.1404022

it was $3.60 at walmart they had pineapples for less than $2 but last time i did that the acid burned my gums

 No.1404023

the mansion

 No.1404024

might join the mansion polycule if nene will be there instead of just molg

 No.1404025

crying nene will be the last gokisei to one million subs

 No.1404026

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 No.1404027

ban

 No.1404028

if youve ever played one of those you probably deserve to be killed the exception would be league of norms between for a year to two years after release

 No.1404029

package is out for delivery

 No.1404030

make sure you post a pic when you unbox all your artbooks

 No.1404031

bit nervous since the tracking site says its out for delivery but also says its on the other side of the continent

 No.1404033

think normazons confused and its NOT out for delivery just changed hands from ecms to a domestic shipping company

 No.1404034

>>1404032
youre posting on one right now

 No.1404035

norm spec games

 No.1404036

nah they delivered it to the other company so its correct

 No.1404037


 No.1404038

its NOT correct they even sent me an email saying the package will be delivered today so if its NOT delivered today then it isnt correct

 No.1404039

NOT sure what the guy on ota is talking about what makes it neo hima we blew past that years ago and you dont need js to post same as always

 No.1404040

just talked to mom about going to walmart to get those shorts

 No.1404041

dont need js to post unless spyseki enables normtcha again

 No.1404042

>>1404039
its fudguy hes been at it for two weeks

 No.1404043

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 No.1404044

guess i dont understand how its any different than it was when he first took over what specifically happened

 No.1404045

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 No.1404046

>>1404044
the copyright NOTice at the bottom is different now

 No.1404047

its the same on the index except for the version number

 No.1404048

different is different

 No.1404050

uh to stop automated spam

 No.1404051

after two weeks of virtual homelessness im willing to accept changes that small

 No.1404052

seki made turt a jan

 No.1404053

uh oh

 No.1404054

finished the watermelon feels good

 No.1404055

>>1404052
doubt even hes that retarded but if he tries any shit just submit a tip to the dea that you know someone committing a felony by cultivating psilocybin

 No.1404056

Your request looks automated; Post discarded.

 No.1404057

woke up hi

 No.1404058

are you refreshed

 No.1404059

NOT really its too hot even with the ac

 No.1404060

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 No.1404061

saw a normazon driver lean and soak his face in some sprinklers today

 No.1404062

bought an ac

 No.1404063

crying watames gonno play deer simulator again just after we lost all the sheep webms

 No.1404064

think it might be time to build a new upgraded pc but too tard to figure out whats good weird how this stuff came so easily a decade ago

 No.1404066

>>1404028
tried genshin after seeing t play it if you like the solo experience in mmos its NOT that bad

 No.1404067

hate everything involved in building and maintaining a pc just want mine to run forever without issue

 No.1404068

back from the store got poptards bacon butter cookies chicken tendies dogs dog bread lettuce and tomatoes and a cucumber

 No.1404069

only ever had the solo experience in mmos

 No.1404070

never heard of valorant

 No.1404071

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 No.1404072

its cs with normwatch heroes

 No.1404073

thai art

 No.1404074

wish i was her

 No.1404075

NOThings stopping you pick up a nice dildo from the xxx store off the highway and go to town

 No.1404076

>>1404064
i9 12900k
z690 mb
32gb ram
rtx 3090 ti
ax1200i

 No.1404077

gesundheit

 No.1404078

>>1404064
fire up some nice linus vids

 No.1404079

marble countertops dog buns instead of sliced bread 3090s and i9s just start workblogging about your 120k a year it and programming jobs

 No.1404080

he thinks 120k is a high salary Please stick it in mee

 No.1404081

300k starting

 No.1404082

how about a nice steam deck

 No.1404083

>>1404080
it is for a single man living with mom or in a trailer

 No.1404084

im NOT a gamer my cpus just NOT cutting it anymore for web browsing

 No.1404085

wwdc is just around the corner rumor is theyre announcing the m2 just wait for that

 No.1404086

the what nows announcing who

 No.1404087

is seki gonno run hima on an m2 mac mini

 No.1404088

how about a nice alienware

 No.1404090

we will see about that after hundreds of tubie webms

 No.1404091

>>1404084
what issues are you having

 No.1404092

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 No.1404093

its a raid

 No.1404094

where

 No.1404095

me on the left

 No.1404096

>>1404092
theyre just like me

 No.1404097

screw the i9 get a nice ryzen

 No.1404098

>>1404084
get a nice ryzen 5600

 No.1404099

the issue of frequent pausing and crashing and occasionally needing to wait a few minutes as the browser runs all cores at 100% clearing up memory all i want is to be able to open up a few hundred pixiv tabs

 No.1404100

>>1404068
is bacon butter good

 No.1404101

did you try a different browser or a different os

 No.1404102

hate lettuce

 No.1404103


 No.1404104

oh youre a 200tabnorm

 No.1404105

ya if you add aNOTher 0

 No.1404106


 No.1404108

>>1404099
youre looking at a nice threadripper pro 5995wx

 No.1404109

bacon at the local grocers overpriced can only buy it when i head all the way to walmart

 No.1404110

its over $9000

 No.1404111

its worth it

 No.1404112

well do you want your pixiv tabs or NOT

 No.1404113

sigh guess ill put off upgrading for aNOTher few years

 No.1404114

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 No.1404117

>>1404115
ban

 No.1404118

the largest chicken refinery in the country burned down recently and both trips to walmart ive made revealed them to be out of chicken breast and beef is too expensive for anyone now i guess i should be happy i lived long enough to witness the quickening i just wish i could have enjoyed the old days a bit more

 No.1404119

Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy sexy lady under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted sexy ladycon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.

As the alchemists of old believed that gold was the ideal form of all metals, I believe the ideal form of humankind to be adorable young maidens. I pray that once we die, the afterlife awaits us will involve all /jp/ users turning into elegant young ladies and taking it easy until the end of times.

 No.1404120

forgot about that one

 No.1404121


 No.1404122

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 No.1404123

dont buy tyson so im NOT affected

 No.1404124

translate it

 No.1404125

was going to post translate it but i dont think i want to know what it says

 No.1404126

need to invest in one of these for the mansion

 No.1404127

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thinking of therapyguy

 No.1404128

need a translator for that one too

 No.1404129

teenpilled

 No.1404130

sorry to say that therapyguy didnt make it through the recent turmoil

 No.1404131

>>1404128
ask turt

 No.1404132

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 No.1404133

gonno lojo

 No.1404134


 No.1404135

adblocked

 No.1404136

you cant block pasted anthony

 No.1404137

the norms took everything from me things werent supposed to turn out like this

 No.1404138

crying for maltaguy hope ill get to post with him again before i die

 No.1404139

just realized everyone from 2015 hima roped and im the only one left

 No.1404140

wish i had roped

 No.1404141

>>1404139
im still here

 No.1404143

they didnt rope they simply got married and busy with their careers

 No.1404144

2015 was 10 years ago sigh

 No.1404146

raid

 No.1404147

grans funeral is on the 16th

 No.1404148

never been to a funeral

 No.1404149

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 No.1404150

whos gran died again

 No.1404151

eatin dilla dipped in salsa

 No.1404152

mine

 No.1404153

had she gone tard yet or was she normal

 No.1404156

she just turned 85 and was NOT tard

 No.1404157

its a raid

 No.1404158

who are these people

 No.1404159

perma

 No.1404160

dont know dont care perma immediately

 No.1404163

you cant be rude to sekis invited guests

 No.1404164

all the bans were lifted so they are coming back to life all at once like zombies

 No.1404166

mindblowing none of this would have happened if the teentubers were just banned from the start now theyre feeling cozy and flip out and unleash the botnet when theyre called out

 No.1404167

seki only knows how to perma

 No.1404169

what about sekis famous 5 minute bans

 No.1404172

the great value taco seasoning is too salty

 No.1404173

gonno participate in valve hardware survey

 No.1404175

sometimes refresh and find a post i already made in the comment box now have to make sure i delete it before posting anything else

 No.1404176

nice newnorm

 No.1404177

NOThin new didnt happen this often before

 No.1404178

simply return to the index after a few posts to avoid the leak and you wont have to deal with it

 No.1404179

yeah never understood how the leak guy never just got in the habit of clicking return then last 50

 No.1404183

use my schizo powers to know whos talking to who

 No.1404184

im schiz

 No.1404185

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 No.1404186

the leaks NOT supposed to be an issue until it gets to at least near a hundred posts this threads still small

 No.1404187

saw that pic earlier thought about how i dont listen to new music very often anymore

 No.1404188

juicy little butt

 No.1404189

NOThing remarkable about a tiny ass

 No.1404190

big enough for me

 No.1404192

eating dilla with taco meat dipping it in salsa

 No.1404193

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 No.1404197

uhh

 No.1404198

you cant just blank twice in a row

 No.1404200

ban

 No.1404201

can someone NOT blacklisted on sc2 just tell those faggots to give it a rest

 No.1404202

ya thatd get them to stop

 No.1404204

die

 No.1404205

>>1404203
why are you pretending to be a raider

 No.1404206

love firing up the vpn and raiding my own board

 No.1404208

nice qateen

 No.1404209

there was no war a shared user between this site and scv got rangebanned from here due to incessant spam and he went ballistic

 No.1404210

if youre NOT raiding why NOT just conform to the grammar

 No.1404212

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 No.1404213

if youre NOT raiding why dont you just conform to the grammar standards never understood that

 No.1404214

wish i was norm enough to tard out and cause trouble for everybody

 No.1404216

lag

 No.1404217

weird how anyone could skim the rules and automatically become an official seki approved hima poster but they dont wanna do it

 No.1404218

its over dont want to go aNOTher week without hima

 No.1404219

>>1404210
>>1404213
spam and raid abettor

 No.1404220

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 No.1404221

dine in hell untitlednorm

 No.1404222

the resident attention teen made his way back from daycare

 No.1404225

lagging hard were under attack

 No.1404226

raging

 No.1404227

504 Gateway Time-out
nginx

 No.1404229

the hima troubles are only just beginning this period of time will go down in the history books

 No.1404230

love NOT backing up the ban list with over 9000 permas on my site that was just destroyed by spam and ddosing

 No.1404232

it got wiped in 2019 at some point too NOT the first time

 No.1404233

thats when i was able to rejoin hehe

 No.1404234


 No.1404235

didnt have internet when the domain switched dont have a clue what happened

 No.1404236

a nice banlist clear is good every once in a while keeps things fresh

 No.1404237

just submit a ban appeal and the moderators will see to your case in 3 to 5 business days

 No.1404238

had a bowl of plain unflavored popcorn for both breakfast and dinner 2 days in a row then last night had trouble wiping

 No.1404239

nice foid dieter

 No.1404240

im moid

 No.1404241

>>1404230
about 8000 of those were just cp ads and catfishes and nijien spammer

 No.1404242

flip mixed up honeypot and catfish in me head

 No.1404245

cool it dude we dont tolerate racism here

 No.1404246

got the hot salsa last time i got it it was real hot but now its NOT

 No.1404247

never had a truly hot premade salsa wouldnt be opposed to making my own habanero salsa

 No.1404249

used to be able to make a damn fine salsa real damn fine but forgot the steps now

 No.1404250

might rage

 No.1404251

rage on brother

 No.1404252

used to love buying habaneros but then the quality fell off and each week they were moldy

 No.1404254

mowed

 No.1404255

mowed

 No.1404256

dont understand mowing

 No.1404257

rage hard whenever i think of how produce used to taste compared to now

 No.1404258

done cleaning the other thread phew that took a while

 No.1404259

was just about to comment about that do you have to fill out a form for each post or something is there NOT a select multiple

 No.1404260

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 No.1404261

i have to put in a del order with seki and get approval from the head jan

 No.1404262

you missed one

 No.1404263

clean it up jan

 No.1404264

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 No.1404265

the head jan is a mysteryman but hes always difficult to get a hold of because he lives in an unknown oceanic country below the equator and is often busy preparing pastas

 No.1404266

wish i had a brain to break like haachama

 No.1404267

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 No.1404268

shes so cute

 No.1404269

wonder what the fat ugly quiet girl at school that read manga and had no friends is up to now

 No.1404270

hate the naming sense in genchink mondstadt starsnatch dadaupa gorge what the flip

 No.1404271

googled two of those girls shes a mid level merchandising manager at a shopping center in sf and the other is a system engineer at western digital

 No.1404272

hows hima gonno celebrate pride month

 No.1404273

sister plans to travel to a festival

 No.1404274

be sure to find her nudes online to blackmail flip her

 No.1404275

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 No.1404276

>>1404271
maybe thats why western digital blows so hard now

 No.1404277

my good externals are wd

 No.1404278

mindblowing that i could have picked out some unfortunate looking shy nerd girl to court in school and have lived the norm life and could currently be sitting in my livingroom drinking beers and eating stouffers lasagna after a hard day installing hvac units as my 2 kids run around screaming over an ironman toy and my now 240lb shy nerd wife mindlessly scrolls the gram on her smartphone looking at pictures of barn quilts on the other side of the sofa

 No.1404279

couldnt figure out how to mount my internal its just laying diagonally inside the case

 No.1404280

>>1404277
werent they secretly changing all their drives under 8tb to bad magnets or whatever are that make drives slow as flip

 No.1404281

whats mindblowing about that

 No.1404282

ive got the drinking beers and eating frozen food part down

 No.1404283

ive got the 2 kids and shy nerd wife parts down

 No.1404284

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paste japs

 No.1404285

love it when richnorms expand nice neighborhoods into the hills and got owned by neetslides

 No.1404286

dont think id be standing on the balcony if i saw that happening so close but NOT sure wheres the safest place to go

 No.1404287

mindblowing that women have boobies and can feel them whenever they want

 No.1404288

stood out on my balcony during the tornado warning the other day then went downstairs

 No.1404289

thought that firefighter was gonno be toast

 No.1404290

got some boobs and nipples myself

 No.1404291

pic

 No.1404292

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 No.1404294

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in the 2000s this biologically female shy nerd girl would have been passed over by your arrogance but in the 2020s she has more smv than all of hima combined and makes fun of you online for being cel

 No.1404295

i hate cuckime and weebs

 No.1404296

thats a man baby

 No.1404298

its natural

 No.1404299

love squeezing me nipples

 No.1404300

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 No.1404301

>>1404294
sigh nb is transitioning beautifully

 No.1404302

dont want to lose my virg to nb after a night of drinking

 No.1404303

I can relate with the trans girl who did the school shooting in Texas.
That is a very conservative state with no health care for transgender children.
In other words, she returned normies a favor.
I hope conservatives are happy now she haven't got her testosterone blockers.
For each ruined trans life we need to take 24 theirs.
If you have testosterone - use it for good.
Fight the gatekeeping conservatives and American fascism!

 No.1404304

the agp uprising

 No.1404305

the omnigynophile

 No.1404307

you mean fries

 No.1404308

fish n chips anyone

 No.1404310

>>1404284
p anderson said thats gods wrath for loveplus

 No.1404311

if i lived in a city i would defiantly be a train groper might even get arrogant and start leaving a calling card before making my getaway

 No.1404313

never squeezed somebody elses boobies or butt although i have brushed up against them before

 No.1404315

would like to try a primarily meat diet if only beef wasnt so expensive

 No.1404316

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 No.1404317

>>1404314

 No.1404318

>>1404316
sexy ladies

 No.1404319

thats one lady just multiple drawings

 No.1404320

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 No.1404321

scared me

 No.1404322

how could you NOT recognize the gosenzodoll

 No.1404323

my tablet is 14 years old NOT sure if it even works anymore

 No.1404324

fire it up

 No.1404325

hate when mom goes around telling people that all i eat is meat and protein when in reality i eat more vegetables than anything

 No.1404326

dont wanna get up and dig through the closets to find it cant somebody else do it

 No.1404328

get coby on the line

 No.1404329

coby left his hima days behind

 No.1404330

>>1404319
theres multiple dolls maybe momo is controlling a few

 No.1404331

he never started them he was busy teening it up the whole time

 No.1404332

do you guys ac your whole house or just your room

 No.1404334

got the windows open feeling that nice 29 degree air

 No.1404335

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 No.1404336

File: 1654044119876.mp4 (1.07 MB, cobybottle.mp4)

dont get why women would rather be flipped by this thing than me he doesnt even have eyes

 No.1404337

moms got one in the living room window and her bedroom ive got one in mine

 No.1404338

he mogs me hard

 No.1404340

uh do you guys NOT have central ac

 No.1404341

die granite countertop

 No.1404342

cummed

 No.1404343

>>1404340
ive had it before a few houses ago but it always reeked of dead mice and animal piss

 No.1404344

wish i owned a few houses

 No.1404345

remember 2015 only had 1 window unit installed it in the bedroom to make sleep bearable but computer was in the other room and this was my homebuilt pc that couldnt figure out how to plug in the heat sink so it constantly overheated

 No.1404346

thats great norm

 No.1404347

owned that norm

 No.1404348

>>1404340
the upstairs unit broke and the downstairs unit freezes over after a couple of hours tried to fix them but couldnt NOT paying a repairman to fix a rental house and ever since i started only using a window unit in my room the electric bill is below what the electric company considers an efficient home

 No.1404349

didnt have ac for much of my teenhood NOT sure how i got by

 No.1404350

the central ac unit was right outside my bedroom as a kid one of my fondest memories is laying in bed in the daytime listening to it hum

 No.1404352

watched the cat murder a mouse

 No.1404353

crying for nazrin

 No.1404354

>>1404351
theyre like 80 bucks

 No.1404356

no way could it possibly be only 80 dollars

 No.1404357

maybe 100

 No.1404358

got my current window unit for $150 and it has a remote

 No.1404359

File: 1654045393234.jpg (177.86 KB, 960x1143, 1654042664909.jpg)


 No.1404360

was driving really carefully and slowly last week but this week let loose and now gas is 5 dolalrs

 No.1404361

the hoa says no window units allowed

 No.1404363

the thumbnail compression feels worse but i cant tell if im just losing it

 No.1404364

every fan ive owned eventually starts rattling

 No.1404365

the cel uprising is upon us

 No.1404366

ac unit is across the house but my room is first in the vent order for cooling

 No.1404367

File: 1654045975798.jpg (2.53 MB, 1852x2203, 98700244_p2.jpg)


 No.1404368

File: 1654046058668.jpg (1.33 MB, 2606x1843, 96852315_p0.jpg)


 No.1404369

ching chong

 No.1404370

starting to think im NOT gonno be able to get that beach bod

 No.1404371

been hovering around 156 lbs for the past few months

 No.1404372

die thinmog

 No.1404373

i seem to be stable at 205lbs i can blimp out pretty hard a couple times a week with no changes its enough to keep ok abs while still having arms over 18 inches

 No.1404374

156 isnt thin at all unless hes a tallnorm

 No.1404376

who cares how many inches your arms are all that matters is your height

 No.1404377

i care because it looks cool to me i gave up all hope on ever reaching minimum smv levels to NOT die cel a while back

 No.1404378

mom said abs dont matter its all about the core

 No.1404379

>>1404368
big bone

 No.1404380

yeah that sounds real cool

 No.1404382

trying to browse fancy undies but all the models are black

 No.1404384

whats wrong with black dont tell me your wear white underwear

 No.1404385

love checking out the sexy little sexy lady undie section

 No.1404386

NOThin wrong with white unless your nickname was lil skiddy as a kid

 No.1404387

File: 1654047331195.mp4 (131.36 KB, nig at it again.mp4)


 No.1404388

File: 1654047342652.jpg (481.44 KB, 599x1200, illust_98502677_20220521_100503.jpg)

why NOT browse tubers in lingerie

 No.1404389

>>1404383
$38 for a single brief what the flip

 No.1404391

products mainly advertised through podcasts usually arent the best

 No.1404393

File: 1654047532892.webm (3.14 MB, 576x720, ww.webm)


 No.1404394

they are drawings that arent even from an anime

 No.1404395

i was looking at calvin klein

 No.1404396

File: 1654047607671.jpg (114.68 KB, 1500x1975, 62102623_110_main.jpg)


 No.1404397

I am Japanese

 No.1404398

ban the dirty jap

 No.1404399

no dont

 No.1404400

why NOT

 No.1404401

Hello

 No.1404402

arent those the undies they always have in gay porn NOT that i watch it

 No.1404404

i dont know anything about that

 No.1404405

File: 1654047785330.jpg (2.47 MB, 1736x2456, 97489863_p0.jpg)


 No.1404406

snacking on rutabaga

 No.1404407

File: 1654047897129.jpg (2.03 MB, 2150x3035, 748662.jpg)

need a hima girl to worship

 No.1404409

the ck website has over 50 noscript entries cant figure out which to disable for it to work guess im NOT buying any

 No.1404410


 No.1404411

>>1404407
thats the sheeps role now that himako is in prison

 No.1404413

vaguely remember watching some of s1 and thinking it sucked cant believe it ended 9 years ago

 No.1404414

sigh phosphophyllite

 No.1404416

theyre gymcels like us

 No.1404417

File: 1654048906097.jpg (94.62 KB, 519x596, 1387334038318.jpg)

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many miles I Drive a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop Driving into /jp/? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am NOT in danger, Janny. I AM the danger. A guy posts his thread and gets muted and you think that of me? No. I am the one who Drives.

 No.1404418

what happened to the tb

 No.1404419

File: 1654049533174.mp3 (8.09 MB, 07 Moot Shut the Text Boards.mp3)


 No.1404420

theyve got those shorts at a walmart a few towns over the one to the east only had the tall and morbidly obese sizes

 No.1404421

when that happens i just wait whats the rush

 No.1404422

whats that supposed to mean

 No.1404423

i mean i wait till theyre in stock

 No.1404424

in my case its jeans NOT shorts but same principle

 No.1404425

crying for the tbguys

 No.1404426

it didnt say they were out of stock just that theyre NOT available at that location maybe theyll never be there

 No.1404427

whats the rush

 No.1404428


 No.1404429

File: 1654050425556.webm (5.69 MB, 960x540, 1652340625234.webm)


 No.1404430

5/27/2022 NAR - NOTice Of Appearance - Party (001) 5/31/2022
NOTE: NOTice of Appearance

 No.1404431

just want to get them and know what im working with NOT talking about getting a job or a degree or a license here theres no reason to procrastinate

 No.1404432

procrastination isnt something you need a reason to do

 No.1404433

dont have a reason to NOT start my real life already but i still havent

 No.1404434

shortsguy

 No.1404435

>>1404430
the girl lawyer arc

 No.1404436

shes going to flee with him and ultimately blow her brains out like that other foid that wanted to flip a dangerous criminal

 No.1404437

dont own shorts never will they are NOThing but disappointment

 No.1404438

worse shorts exclusively as a kid

 No.1404439

i mena wore

 No.1404440

havent had to do a captcha yet wonder what it does

 No.1404441

File: 1654052496134.png (1.83 KB, 320x320, 3193F7C1-AC1E-4A02-91F3-2696B6C64DD2.png)


 No.1404442

love a nice pair of shorts

 No.1404443


 No.1404444

wore my cutoff jorts when mowing today

 No.1404445

pic

 No.1404446

did any hot girls in convertibles whistle at you

 No.1404447

just imagine a guy with abs and a straw hat wearing jeans cut off 6 inches above the knee

 No.1404448

imaginations been fried from years of NOT using it gonno have to see a pic

 No.1404449

wish i could look in a mirror and see that guy instead of having to imagine it

 No.1404450

File: 1654054083765.jpg (235.48 KB, 724x1024, 98749642_p0.jpg)


 No.1404451

cant remember how many of those i watched feels like i missed one

 No.1404452

theres aNOTher coming up

 No.1404453

cant rush to latenorm the third season guess ill miss out again

 No.1404454

what are we joing to tonight

 No.1404455

watching chinese rope binding films

 No.1404456


 No.1404457

youre flippin foul

 No.1404458

File: 1654054743432.jpg (955.94 KB, 1060x1505, FT6t0NRaUAUr2UB.jpg)


 No.1404459

>>1404457
she mogs us we must

 No.1404460

hair alert spoiler it janseki

 No.1404461

File: 1654055072029.png (3.81 MB, 1376x1947, 98738027_p0.png)


 No.1404462

ぺちゃぱい gf

 No.1404463

emailed stacey to handle it

 No.1404464

just realized my life might NOT be going in a positive direction

 No.1404465

you can thank the norms for that if they werent all such deranged freaks we would have had to deliberately try to make things turn out this way

 No.1404466

the norms are our superiors

 No.1404467

i kneel to the norms

 No.1404468


 No.1404469

File: 1654055604934.webm (824.44 KB, 640x360, 1620534586307.webm)


 No.1404470

>>1404465
its high time we stop wallowing in misery and start making something of ourselves

 No.1404471

nah the game is rigged id like to but its just braindead to do it now

 No.1404472

lets get js at subway

 No.1404473

File: 1654056108542.png (88.83 KB, 413x403, spargy.png)


 No.1404474

die

 No.1404475

if youd like to then simply do it the point is to try and keep trying its NOT braindead to live with intention

 No.1404476

went to the gas station after the gym and the woman at the register said i look like an anime character

 No.1404477

you made it

 No.1404478

File: 1654056285361.webm (5.7 MB, 1280x720, fba172dd5688326a4594206a6c286139b08021c95d7dc….webm)


 No.1404479

job at the liquor store i used to live by seemed like it could be nice guy was normally just watching some vid or chatting on the phone

 No.1404480

https://www.newsweek.com/onlyfans-star-slept-meta-employees-instagram-unbanned-1708744
gonno get a cs degree then a job at fb finally found my way out of being cel

 No.1404481

>>1404475
the intention is misguided

 No.1404482

File: 1654056805761.jpg (2.5 MB, 1101x3135, 92876902_p6.jpg)

hehe

 No.1404483

dont get it

 No.1404484

theyre soo tard

 No.1404485

theyre just like me except they have friends

 No.1404486


 No.1404487

you are my friend

 No.1404488

File: 1654057357904.jpg (168.93 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Cheat Kusushi no Slow Life - Isek….jpg)


 No.1404489

id accept her into my group if you know what i mean

 No.1404490

the norms stole our slow lives from us

 No.1404491


 No.1404492

need a job working at an out of the way candy store that gets barely any business but somehow manages to stick around

 No.1404493

File: 1654057731060.jpg (1.24 MB, 1960x1260, 0c8787424b6957013e97d5d65f470340.jpg)

hated when the maids at fathers estate would do this to me

 No.1404494

>>1404486
saving this one for later

 No.1404495

>>1404493
paste neetmaids tricking the little ones into a lifetime of child support bills

 No.1404496

>>1404491
they should perma every english comment

 No.1404497

hate when i scroll down and see an english comment on pixiv always something inane too

 No.1404498

File: 1654057977497.png (19.22 KB, 711x724, 1620537993970.png)


 No.1404499

love seein a comment that aint jap scribbles

 No.1404500

die norm

 No.1404501

wish i was a norm

 No.1404502

wouldnt mind being a norm 1000 years ago seems like shite now

 No.1404503

>>1404491
are they really NOT on the 7th lostbelt yet its been forever

 No.1404504

its NOT that bad

 No.1404505

pasted gundam vs satoko fight on salty bets

 No.1404506

hate that bitch

 No.1404507

work a mundane job for 50 years while your wife and daughter are out getting flipped and your gay son does drugs NOT bad at all

 No.1404508

gonno fire up a ham egg and cheese

 No.1404509

>>1404502
youd be a serf doing backbreaking labor for your local neetlord

 No.1404510

id be an aristocrat

 No.1404511

id be a poet by day assassin by night the emperors secret right hand man

 No.1404512

wonder if id still be a virg if i was born in the olden days

 No.1404513

nah youd be assigned a virgin preteenwife the day you turned 16

 No.1404514

must be nice to be born into a real family and community instead of a single mom a gran and NOThing else

 No.1404515

File: 1654059121476.jpg (123.27 KB, 1280x720, [Coalgirls]_Toradora_22_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC….jpg)


 No.1404516

nah a male raised with no father figures is doomed youre only saying that because youre a single mother slag and dont want to feel bad

 No.1404517


 No.1404518

im just like hiei

 No.1404519

wouldve roped if i didnt have pnig as a father figure

 No.1404520

>>1404509
hes gonno be doing that now

 No.1404521

removed my fungus cakes from the jars had no issues at all with contamination this time around learned from the mistakes

 No.1404522

>>1404515
in that context its probably true because theyre working 120 hour weeks and paying to sleep in morgue drawers rather than go home

 No.1404523

die shroomtron

 No.1404524

sigh gonno miss turt after he takes that heroic dose and realizes hes been going about it all wrong gets a gf self actualizes and leaves jp for good

 No.1404525

hate turt

 No.1404526

why

 No.1404527

you cant hate turt hes our bro

 No.1404528

hes a deeply disturbed norm

 No.1404529

hes NOT a norm he failed at that

 No.1404530

hes NOT a norm

 No.1404531

nice worshipers

 No.1404532

normeron

 No.1404533

tummy hurts

 No.1404534

love a nice belly punch

 No.1404535

>>1404524
didnt happen the first time doubt itd happen now

 No.1404537

love this nice fan just shooting hot air at me

 No.1404538

finished a night in the theatre phew

 No.1404539

why does microwave soup get cold so much faster than stovetop soup

 No.1404541

File: 1654062261422.png (471.65 KB, 1392x569, YouTube.png)

uh what the flip did seki do to hima that im getting vids like this as recommended directly related to posts ive made today

 No.1404542

how do you think he afforded the upgrades

 No.1404543

fud guy was right oh shit

 No.1404545

uh im NOT that i simply made a post using those 3 characters earlier and the norms are already tracking me harder than ever before

 No.1404547

its over im getting videos about medieval peasant food

 No.1404548

take your meds

 No.1404550

there isnt even a captcha how are my posts being scanned

 No.1404552

want to game but stomach is killing me NOT sure how long i can stand this

 No.1404553

like i say to mom even if you say you cant take it anymore taking it is all there is to life until youre dead

 No.1404554

stop abusing mom with your schizoidrambles

 No.1404556

>>1404555

 No.1404557

who gives a shite about what some fat chink said

 No.1404558

suffering a lot more than before lately

 No.1404559

>>1404554
maybe its because shes NOT saying it exclusively in the context of roping and sees what she calls it as a temporary negative period and NOT life as a whole

 No.1404561

call the cops on them

 No.1404562

better yet grab the blankie and make mom do it

 No.1404563

suffer more than anyone on hima

 No.1404564

how

 No.1404565

File: 1654063950330.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.03 MB, 2965x4096, FTxOsDNaQAIN12p.jpg)


 No.1404566

she is suffering someone do something

 No.1404567

>>1404564
im 30 virg never gf

 No.1404569

so god forbid if my mother dies i would be homeless and die from hunger in the street and nobody gives fuck that i am smart have bachelors master degrees and so on

 No.1404570

owned smartnorm

 No.1404572

ill make sure to give you a few bucks when i see you there

 No.1404573

never give homeless money because theyre probably norms

 No.1404574

>>1404568
>>1404566
cant you see shes enjoying herself

 No.1404575

hate having to tip the bums to advance down the sidewalk

 No.1404577

simply release your aura

 No.1404578

just ordered 150 dollars worth of snacks hoo boy gonno neet it up hard

 No.1404579

moms gonno get the belt once she sees the credit card statement

 No.1404581

shes tard as hell she never NOTices

 No.1404582

sigh back when i was in control of grans finances there were many times i would sneak off to feast in restaurants then come home and make her a humble egg sandwich before retiring to my quarters

 No.1404584

paste ken

 No.1404585

>>1404583
if she was in a home the darkies would be beating her with phonebooks and broomstick snapping her instead

 No.1404586

at least with me i kept the house somewhat tidy and things were orderly whenever i go to her place now its a dump because her and cousin are both slobs

 No.1404587

wonder if all the people complaining about baby boomers on the 4 realize that theyre going to be the most vulnerable and frail members of a collapsed society the ownage is coming soon enough

 No.1404589

wish i was a zoomer

 No.1404590

why they never experienced 2006

 No.1404591

In 2050, the population aged 65 and over is projected to be 83.7 million
thats a fifth of the population

 No.1404592

uh do you think the population is just gonno stay the same in 30 years

 No.1404593

no i estimated it at 415 million which is probably low

 No.1404595

2/3 of the population is going to die out soon

 No.1404596

the careguys

 No.1404597

>>1404595
can i get on that list

 No.1404599

nah were dying in 2065

 No.1404600

>>1404597
we need you in the breeding program

 No.1404601

>>1404591
your estimate includes africans its gonno be closer to a third of the human population

 No.1404602

hate breeders

 No.1404603

weird feeling when i remember ill never breed

 No.1404604

>>1404601
thats for the us

 No.1404605

made chicken melt gonno feast

 No.1404606

need flags on hima so i can filter the amerinorms

 No.1404607

File: 1654066386206.webm (1.57 MB, 224x400, bogan cunt.webm)

die ausnorm

 No.1404608

i like his style

 No.1404609

hairs growing back might shave my head again

 No.1404610

that bogan is NOT virg

 No.1404613

nigs are baste

 No.1404614

he looks over 17 of course he wouldnt be virg

 No.1404615


 No.1404616

>>1404607
whats he saying about maiden cunt

 No.1404617


 No.1404618

chinks always look so stupid trying to act cool

 No.1404619

go to hell

 No.1404621

nice bogan translator

 No.1404622

mindblowing that i can only hear it after reading that is sound even real

 No.1404623

brain has experienced a fatal error

 No.1404624

Find an object in your room roughly the size of your fist. It could be a cup, or a tennis ball, or any other item of medium size. Hold onto your left thumb with your right hand. Lower your left middle finger down, towards the object. This must be done as slowly as possible. If your hand is slow enough, your finger will pass through the object. DO NOT STOP MOVING YOUR HAND. Also, DO NOT REGISTER THIS EVENT IN YOUR BRAIN, as much as this is possible. You are playing with reality itself. The realisation of this violation can cause you to lose your soul

 No.1404625

just tried it but my hand didnt pass through the object and last sentence freaked me out NOT gonno try it again

 No.1404626

its too late fool

 No.1404627


 No.1404628

creepy sounds

 No.1404629

just wait until you get an earful of the noises coming from the halls of the mansion during the witching hour

 No.1404630

its dark and cold out
here

 No.1404631

lucky its flippin hot and sunny as hell here

 No.1404632

think its pretty weird that in theory we are biologically capable of producing offspring

 No.1404633

sigh if i was finnish it would be cold in here

 No.1404634

alternatively crank that ac dial to 11

 No.1404635

>>1404632
thought about this a couple times walking down the street those fertile teengirls you could just stick it in there for a few minutes and become a dad if only they would agree its that simple

 No.1404636

NOT that simple it takes an average of a year of being spermed in daily to get pregnant

 No.1404637

File: 1654069291627.png (941.2 KB, 1574x839, brain problems.png)


 No.1404638

>>1404636
why do the norms always talk about snap babies then

 No.1404639

i dont know theyre probably lying just like they do about everything maybe they mean incest snap

 No.1404640

you have to be real unlucky to get pregged after one snap

 No.1404641

scary to think we might have mental problems and are NOT functioning properly but have no way of knowing it kind of like being born blind and having no idea what vision is
then its even scarier to think about mom or other people see you as some sort of weirdo nut

 No.1404642

think its pretty obvious were NOT functioning properly

 No.1404643

its the norms that are improper

 No.1404644

ran several thousand self checks and everything came up correct its the norms that are wrong

 No.1404645

File: 1654070007806.mp4 (549.61 KB, mv6l0a.mp4)


 No.1404646

>>1404641
luckily mom decided to cope hard and because im NOT having health problems or losing my hair she can still pretend im late bloomer

 No.1404647

mom pulls out the mental issues card in arguments because she knows it annoys me and it puts her in a position of clarity and control

 No.1404648

yeah she does that one to me too and theres NOThing i can do because i use the same card to avoid working

 No.1404650

ban the dubber

 No.1404651

NOThin dub just aNOTher peaceful supper in the mansion

 No.1404652

hate norm why is everything easy for him but NOT me

 No.1404653

the world is made in his image

 No.1404654

out of snacks had to get creative poured a glass full of sugar and added a little water nice slushy

 No.1404656

what poison

 No.1404657

File: 1654071965246.jpg (162.18 KB, 1406x2500, FUI4M9WWQAE2snq.jpg)


 No.1404659

feelin extra thirsty

 No.1404660


 No.1404662

wonder if pnig cried

 No.1404663

cant imagine the arrogance required to spend two years on trial for felonies that can lock you in a cage until youre in your mid 40s on top of having a deranged norm from the internet contact all of your family members and NOT rope

 No.1404666

guess ill snooze

 No.1404667

ate all the sugar slush might pour myself aNOTher glass

 No.1404669

sugar is a nutrient are you saying nutrients are bad

 No.1404670

mindblowing to think women paint their faces every day before going outside so people cant see how ugly they are

 No.1404671

File: 1654074797427.webm (5.89 MB, 480x270, 1651222169083.webm)


 No.1404672

>>1404660
need to carb up

 No.1404673

guess ill snooze

 No.1404675

changed my background for the first time in years feels like i just entered a different world

 No.1404677

went from plain black to plain red feels alive now

 No.1404678

why NOT have some cute girls on there

 No.1404679

used to do that but ended up having to jo every time i minimized something

 No.1404680

only use solid color backgrounds or just the default os background for i am based

 No.1404681

go to hell normblog

 No.1404683

File: 1654081520952.jpeg (144.46 KB, 827x1170, FUJ7sEMVEAAVG8h.jpeg)


 No.1404685

she wants to chu

 No.1404686

other himas: uhh just shite myself raged at mom
turt: a e s t h e t i c c

 No.1404687

wish females wanted to do things with me

 No.1404689

File: 1654081877176.jpeg (3.62 MB, 2224x3473, FUKXx44UYAEke98.jpeg)


 No.1404691

File: 1654082222559.png (487.27 KB, 1080x1084, gb9lnpp6cv781.png)


 No.1404692

File: 1654082558326.png (4.6 MB, 5000x3000, 98419619_p0.png)


 No.1404693

mom get my roach bat

 No.1404694

>>1404692
why are sexy ladies so angelic

 No.1404695

File: 1654082998104.png (Spoiler Image, 1.18 MB, 910x1024, supershane.png)


 No.1404696

uh did they have permission from the nintendo legal department to do that

 No.1404697

dont understand the guy who takes the time to go to pixiv but browses the art drawn by chinks and westerners that one was drawn by a flipping spic

 No.1404698

who cares about race or religion when it comes to sexy art

 No.1404699

its NOT sexy its shitty da level trash

 No.1404700

a bones a bone

 No.1404702

die

 No.1404703

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 No.1404704

bone

 No.1404705

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 No.1404706

wish i could still enjoy games

 No.1404707

paste charlie

 No.1404708

woke up gonno try nojo for a week maybe the blood in my semen will go away this is day 1

 No.1404709

uh blood in your semen what

 No.1404710

youve grown out of childish toys your brain is telling you that its time to start living your real life

 No.1404711

yeah for couple weeks theres been some brown stuff mixed in and it got progressively worse yesterday like half or more of the total volume was reddish brown

 No.1404712

its flipping june already

 No.1404713

fire up the ciprofloxacin

 No.1404714

will that take me back to january so i can start over

 No.1404715

no itll just treat pissbleeds uti

 No.1404716

stiguy can die

 No.1404717

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 No.1404718

just did 396lb deadlift for 5 reps and still havent been given a gf even though thats the top 25% of men

 No.1404719

showed my friend the fanart that was submitted for the kr launch of endwalker and they raged saying its trash and that its an insult for ffxiv to be represented by art of that level but i didnt see the problem with it at all reminds me of the artrage guy here sigh just wanted to make them happy that i was honoring the artists of their homelands

 No.1404720

why are they always mad

 No.1404721

>>1404711
when was the last time you were sexually active with someone

 No.1404722

File: 1654089667851.jpg (80.49 KB, 640x480, mp07ld7kfry81.jpg)

dont see the issue

 No.1404723

wow 25th percentile in lifting big pieces of metal in a controlled environment bet the chicks dig that theyre NOT into people with interesting personalities they just want that lift up and down action up and down up and down make sure to do it in a gym wouldnt want to accidentally do anything useful just up and down up and down up and down

 No.1404724

going to lift hay bales onto a tractor

 No.1404725

ive got the personality thing nailed down and i make over 100k usd a year

 No.1404726

die 100keye

 No.1404727

when girls think of interesting personalities they arent thinking of bizarre internet personas in obscure freakshow web forums theyre thinking of drug dealing amateur rap artists and billionaire potato chefs

 No.1404728

if you dont present yourself as a high value male then foids will never get the message you need an expensive watch tailored suit and a professional haircut also talk about how rich you are all the time

 No.1404729

bought a nice timex at kohls the other day

 No.1404730

if i was a girl i would date freak so long as we dont flip and he lets me neet hard at home

 No.1404731

wouldnt date a girl who wouldnt flip me

 No.1404732

>>1404722
maybe they dont like gaia lustfully looking at ryne

 No.1404733

realized to flip girls that you have to talk to them and gave up

 No.1404734

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i didnt link that one in particular since i didnt want them to accuse me of being attracted to teengirls just used this one and linked the collection they called them all trash

 No.1404735

talked to a fat girl in an ahegao hoody once pretty sure she was into me but i got scared

 No.1404736

sigh okayu

 No.1404737

>>1404729
what you think youre too good for casio is it

 No.1404738

did you speak japanese to her

 No.1404739

no she was talking about how girl clothes are hard to shop for i said i wouldnt know she said she wouldnt judge and i got uncomfortable and walked away

 No.1404740

phew nice monetization shes already raking it in on prechat

 No.1404741

cant believe she invited you to come watch her try on lingerie

 No.1404742

how can she look back on her first stream when she debuted 4 days ago

 No.1404743

love hearing about NOT a norm trons wacky cel life chatting up chicks about fashion at anime conventions

 No.1404744

NOT turt and it was at whole foods

 No.1404745

have never been aware of a girl being attracted to me past like 13 when i think maybe a fat girl was seeing me as the alpha when i beat everyone in the library at yugioh

 No.1404746

love sarging daygame at whole foods

 No.1404747

uhh whole foods

 No.1404748

never heard that term before now are you sure youre NOT some kind of cel pua yourself

 No.1404749

never been approached by a woman my age at any store

 No.1404750

norm foods

 No.1404751

thats a lie i guess the store staff still do that

 No.1404752

i think he approached her probably to compliment her on her epic meme hoodie

 No.1404753

wonder if i shop like a deranged tard making nobody want to come near me i probably celwalk too fast because i dont want to waste time and probably do exaggerated movements when avoiding other people in aisles because i dont know how to do things in a self aware non cel manner

 No.1404754

if anything youre doing things in an extremely self aware manner

 No.1404755

back up to 280 again gonno starve for a few months its too flipping hot to be this fat

 No.1404756

>>1404752
dont remember how i started talking to her just remember getting scared when she insinuated i was a crossdresser

 No.1404757

did you explain to her that kigs are different from crossdressing

 No.1404758

gay guy at work tried to get me interested in coming with him to shop for drag dresses

 No.1404759

norms in a big box store are like animals there is no shame in defensive shopping

 No.1404760

dont have the build to kig it up

 No.1404761

all manlets will be required to kig in the mansion

 No.1404762

been starving myself on the 18-6 diet

 No.1404763

love dieting and self improving while telling myself its defiantly NOT because i hope a member of the opposite sex will deign me worthy of mating with them

 No.1404764

hate seeing a tallnorm walk along the street the flipping arrogance

 No.1404765

we arent meant to mate we are the beautiful ones of lore

 No.1404766

>>1404764
what counts as tall

 No.1404767

6' and above

 No.1404768

sigh i didnt make the cut

 No.1404769

pre 2010 we would have been slayers

 No.1404770

the 2030s will be our time

 No.1404771

Jay Sterling, a science teacher in the Midlands, said she heard teenage boys cite incel ideas after an assembly about sexism. “We heard comments about men losing power, the wage gap being a myth, and key phrases like ‘Chads’, popular good-looking lads, and ‘Stacys’, who want to go out with them.”

 No.1404772

pretty sure the wage gap is already closed

 No.1404773

wonder how all the young cels named chad feel must be an identity crisis

 No.1404774

wish i had been named marvin

 No.1404775

at least im NOT named crooked nose

 No.1404776

ill call you marvin if you want

 No.1404777

woke up threw my comforter in the wash and cleaned the motorcycle

 No.1404778

woke up hi

 No.1404779

>>1404740
uh how does she have 771k subs after a few days

 No.1404780

uhh comforter its in the flipping 90s

 No.1404781

need a designated comforter

 No.1404782

wheres my comfort woman

 No.1404783

always use the comforter

 No.1404784

shittin nonstop today

 No.1404785

summer or NOT gotta have my comforter and weighted blanky

 No.1404786

>>1404779
she showed her insides on stream

 No.1404787

mom ynajd me under the pretext of needing health insurance

 No.1404788

damn girl those guts be juicing you gonno let me gunk that

 No.1404789

>>1404786
sigh she stole that idea from turts channel

 No.1404790

out of eggs

 No.1404791

flip that mom can get on obamacare

 No.1404792

wonder what it feels like to have been gunked no part of what i imagine seems pleasant but foid brains are different so maybe they really like the thought of their holes being sore and stretched and dripping with some guys gunk inside them

 No.1404793

NOT just foids plenty of boids like it as well

 No.1404794

sigh would love to experience that someday

 No.1404795

>>1404792
its NOT that mysterious you can emulate it with prostate stimulation and an enema both of which are quite pleasant

 No.1404796

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 No.1404797

pouring and thundering hard outside

 No.1404798

same

 No.1404799

bought some eggs used the self checkout and scrambled out of there so fast i did NOT NOTice two of the eggs were broken spent 10 minutes tarding out in the kitchen scsnapping congealed egg juice off the carton

 No.1404800

both you and the eggs scrambled out of there hehe

 No.1404801

haha

 No.1404802

power went out phoning it up

 No.1404803

always grab a carton open it and inspect each egg individually if theres a crack i put it back

 No.1404804

the egg inspector

 No.1404805

i get the 60 egg box its taped up so you cant check the eggs but very rarely is one cracked

 No.1404806

they dont sell 60 egg cartons here

 No.1404807

hb 60egg just imagine

 No.1404808

i eat 60 eggs every day

 No.1404809

would never eat that many eggs because youll get sick of the taste and NOT be able to eat eggs for weeks

 No.1404810

mom texted me NOT going to respond because im still ignoring her after the incident

 No.1404811

nice foid

 No.1404812

pooped out a bunch of watermelon seeds

 No.1404813

measured myself

 No.1404815

tried turkey bacon its ok

 No.1404816

shalom

 No.1404817

woke up cookies tasted weird and floury had a second look under a light and they were moldy as flip felt weird and snoozed

 No.1404818

dont try playing with your prostate thats NOT a road you want to go down

 No.1404819

why NOT

 No.1404820

turkey bacon tastes better than regular bacon

 No.1404821

>>1404819
eventually you will desire a cock to play with it for you

 No.1404822

never been able to find my prostate

 No.1404823

dont worry youll feel exactly where it is when the bph hits

 No.1404824


 No.1404825

>>1404822
i can help

 No.1404826

wonder why there arent cheap hand powered sex machines available just a crank attached to something that converts circular to linear motion attached to a dildo reaching down there isnt very comfortable and its quite difficult to get an angle for going in and out maybe i should invent it ill make a killing

 No.1404827


 No.1404828

cool hours

 No.1404829

wish i was cool

 No.1404830

NOThin cool god gave man a prostate for a reason

 No.1404831

the reason is so you dont piss and sperm at the same time NOT so you can flip mens asses

 No.1404832

its natural

 No.1404833


 No.1404834

he flipping made it

 No.1404835

where are my hapa daughters and fat white soyworshipers

 No.1404836

simply become a tuber

 No.1404837

woke up shot a wad of wax out my ear gamed now moms making fried eggs

 No.1404838

hope shes making 6

 No.1404839

shes making flippin 7

 No.1404840

NOThin quite like waking up and following my usual routine of immediately logging onto neoteensugi.net and seeing that by clicking the ban page im connecting to google glad that theyre scanning all my posts and NOT just the internet sex crimes division of the mesa pd

 No.1404841

if you dont like it you can go back to ota

 No.1404842

uhh how dare you ban a spambot haha

 No.1404843

>>1404841
nah dont want to talk to myself for 16 hours a day while that one guy that stayed thinks its multiple posters

 No.1404844

gonno do a pushup by the end of june hell ya lets get jacked

 No.1404845

got some stuff in my eye now its red and sore

 No.1404847

nice chatterbox

 No.1404848

nice age appropriate interaction with mom if you were only telling your gf that instead of us youd be just like everyone else

 No.1404849

im norm

 No.1404850

die norm

 No.1404851

crying he won

 No.1404852

crying for amber

 No.1404853

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 No.1404854

just call me mister casual khakis

 No.1404855

im more of a franklin myself

 No.1404856

hung around mom for a bit after she got home but she didnt offer to go get any blogs

 No.1404858

gonno bishounenmaxx

 No.1404859

might walk through again in a few minutes with the mug and see if it jogs her memory

 No.1404860

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 No.1404861

hey hima woke up

 No.1404862

raining

 No.1404863

mug trick didnt work

 No.1404864

try making her feel young again

 No.1404865

do women feel young when getting carded trying to buy their adult sons a 30 pack

 No.1404866

looked up at the ceiling a bit got real lightheaded arms tingly almost fainted

 No.1404867

die tall

 No.1404868

im NOT tall i didnt make that guys threshold of tallness

 No.1404869

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 No.1404870

groaning somehow got her started off cleaning the house while standing around and nodding or saying ya while she rambled shes probably gonno remember as soon as theyre closed

 No.1404871

love nodding off after shooting up some nice opium

 No.1404872


 No.1404874

what the flip i use the electric kettle all the time never boiled water on the stove unless im dumping pasta in it

 No.1404875

never NOT boiled water on the stove

 No.1404877

guess ill make half a gallon of iced tea for a normffeine buzz moms NOT going back out tonight

 No.1404879


 No.1404880

backs hurting badly stretching and bending went wrong

 No.1404881

dont own an electric kettle never owned one

 No.1404882

in this fantasy realm where i have a drivers license and feel comfortable leaving the house unnecessarily i would just buy like ten 30 packs at a time

 No.1404883

no you wouldnt thatd make you stand out

 No.1404884

need to get some kids quick so they can wheel you around when you need the wheelchair

 No.1404885

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 No.1404886

>>1404883
its okay im having a party

 No.1404887

am i invited

 No.1404888

youre the guest of honor

 No.1404889

never been to a party what do you do there

 No.1404890

i dont know i think you just play splitscreen games

 No.1404891

you mean beer pong

 No.1404892

woke up eating dog

 No.1404893

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 No.1404894

had some eggs and bacon butter

 No.1404895

had a banana this morning havent eaten since

 No.1404896

File: 1654121472246.png (3.46 KB, 529x102, scrot.png)

uh

 No.1404897

you got a problem scrotumguy

 No.1404898

eating protein pudding

 No.1404899


 No.1404900

try posting p u r i n

 No.1404901

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 No.1404902

File: 1654122722786.flac (2.05 MB, 49 Pudding no Uta.flac)


 No.1404903

thought aio was making weird sloshing noises but it was just the toilet

 No.1404904

just NOTiced all the images are still there on the rules page plus the sticky symbol isnt broken anymore

 No.1404905

when was the sticky symbol ever broken

 No.1404906

gonno fire up a game

 No.1404907

File: 1654122961175.webm (7.16 MB, 960x540, vid.webm)

pasted nigs

 No.1404908

just gonno hide based on the skin color alone

 No.1404909

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i mean this thing

 No.1404910

theyre just like us

 No.1404911

its never looked like that for me but i was retarded enough to always have js enabled because i need to darklurk

 No.1404912

weird

 No.1404913

>>1404908
die racist

 No.1404914

NOT racist simply dont care for niggers

 No.1404915

dont use the n word it makes me uncomfortable

 No.1404916

shopped they had simply gsnapfruit juice this time and it was more expensive up to 3.99 but still worth it

 No.1404917

store hasnt had gsnapfruit juice in stock in months only the stuff that tries to trick you into thinking its gsnapfruit juice until you look closer and see its a bunch of other stuff too

 No.1404918


 No.1404919

guess ill javsperm

 No.1404920

wish i was a nice blue collar working man in scandinavia

 No.1404921

its NOT that great

 No.1404922

always buy simply gsnapfruit its just gsnapfruit

 No.1404923

im a flippin drone

 No.1404924

die richnorm just die

 No.1404925

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 No.1404926

vile

 No.1404927

sigh nbs wife is such a looker

 No.1404928

drank some water feeling nauseated the water tastes foul too

 No.1404929

pogged

 No.1404930


 No.1404931

die tteen

 No.1404932

>>1404926
*spits in your mouth*

 No.1404933

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 No.1404934

vile

 No.1404935

i think you mean sexy

 No.1404936

i find it hard to believe that women actually experience arousal

 No.1404937

whats hard to believe about that

 No.1404938

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 No.1404939

why hasnt one ever flagged me down for a slurp

 No.1404940

wonder if marine meant intercourse or joing when she talked about doing ``it''

 No.1404941

File: 1654126128321.jpg (153.64 KB, 640x1136, 49265872_p0.jpg)

gotta gunk

 No.1404942

>>1404939
do you experience sexual arousal

 No.1404943

i dont know but im compelled to jo several times per day and i think about attractive women i see in public for days afterwards

 No.1404944


 No.1404945

well why havent you flagged one down for a flip

 No.1404946

virus

 No.1404947

im usually with mom when i leave the house

 No.1404948

so its NOThing she hasnt done herself

 No.1404949

i have the physique of an obese ten year old i need to get jacked before the impromptu sexual encounters with girls at the store begin

 No.1404950

ya just hit the gym and get jacked youll be swimming in chicks in no time they love a muscular man

 No.1404951

hehe

 No.1404954


 No.1404955

>>1404950
i would parlay that into getting a manual labor job

 No.1404956

women wish we were dead

 No.1404957

dont think foids think of us

 No.1404958

nah theres some fat 23 year old walmart cashier just waiting for a muscular tanned blue collar ex neet to check out a pack of magnum condoms at her register

 No.1404959

and then what
you dont know how to talk to girls on a conversational level much less steer them towards sex or know how to maintain a relationship or know how to have sex or anything at all really

 No.1404960

wow rude much

 No.1404961

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 No.1404962

its tough love

 No.1404964

got over $250 in my wallet hehe

 No.1404965

moms getting wendys anyone want something

 No.1404967


 No.1404968

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 No.1404969

vile

 No.1404971

>>1404959
yeah i do you just nonaggressively talk down to them and try to be funny

 No.1404972

her ass was bolstered

 No.1404973

wish i had ass

 No.1404974

how will you be funny make me laugh funnyman

 No.1404975

id start with something light and politcally neutral like the holocaust or aids

 No.1404977

women demand all men under 182cm of height to be killed

 No.1404978

die esl

 No.1404979


 No.1404980

just heard some horrible news concerning fred durst

 No.1404982

>>1404977
im 182 if i tippy toe does that count

 No.1404983

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 No.1404984

theyre too stupid to measure distances or volume by eye anyway

 No.1404985


 No.1404986

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 No.1404987

discerning male height is the only thing women are good at

 No.1404988

height isnt everything

 No.1404989

guess ill click some cookies for a bit

 No.1404991

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 No.1404992

those are boobs

 No.1404993

boobiesss

 No.1404994

arent they great

 No.1404996

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 No.1404997

me on the left

 No.1404998

found some gum in the cavity of my back tooth wonder how long that was there

 No.1404999

now thats worth a pic

 No.1405000

just a bit of normal blue gum

 No.1405001

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 No.1405002

dn

 No.1405003

feeling some regret

 No.1405004

it is better to have loved and lost

 No.1405005

been browsing sexy pics for a while no longer getting a bone

 No.1405007

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 No.1405008

darkshower time

 No.1405009

recently been thinking itd be nice to have a chair to sit on in the shower

 No.1405010

mom had one when she was cripplemom dont know where she put it

 No.1405012

i can think of things i need less

 No.1405013

already did my pacemumble reps

 No.1405014

regrets
ive had a few

 No.1405015

never watched a bond film

 No.1405017

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 No.1405018

my brain has paralyzed me into a life of inaction

 No.1405019

you just need an aniki

 No.1405020

made coffee

 No.1405021

hb todays back pain is NOT a joke

 No.1405022


 No.1405024

beer doesnt sound half bad right now

 No.1405025

i remember when i used to drink beers and watch nice movies but monday was a month ago

 No.1405026

wish i still had the attention span to watch movies

 No.1405027

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 No.1405028

you will regain it with our weekly movie nights in the mansion

 No.1405029

sure hope you dont mind if i pause every 10 minutes to wash my hands or piss

 No.1405030

simply ring the bell for the chambermaids to replace your catheter bag

 No.1405031

never used a catheter id sooner stick stuff up me rear end than down my magic wand

 No.1405033

>>1405031
die luddite

 No.1405034

why NOT its a pretty fancy stick

 No.1405035

i mena why NOT why NOT

 No.1405036

eating dilla

 No.1405037

weird how ill be awake for at least aNOTher 3 hours but because its evening feel like the days over so i cant do anything else end up just doing NOThing until going to bed instead of watching a movie or gaming or something

 No.1405038

scape

 No.1405039

dont have the attention span anymore and id have to start a new character ive thought about trying ironman someday since at least then its normal to try to start fresh maybe try an ironman ds run someday but NOT today

 No.1405040

balls hurting hard weird this happened a few weeks ago too

 No.1405042

because i havent played in years and last time i checked my character was banned without any appeal possible even though i didnt do anything wrong

 No.1405043

i have had it with these motherflipping insects on my motherflipping screen

 No.1405045

i said i didnt do anything im NOT a botnorm

 No.1405046

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 No.1405048

couldnt tell you its NOT like i was there for the ban only found out when i tried to log in for the first time in years

 No.1405049

its NOT like i lost much too tard to powerlevel

 No.1405050

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 No.1405052

hehe

 No.1405053

fire up a nice tile uim

 No.1405054

just want to tard out wasting my time in cw

 No.1405055

to eat a third dilla or NOT to eat a thirdilla

 No.1405057

i can

 No.1405059

ill regret having all the sodium plus if i have more salsa now i wont have much for tomorrow

 No.1405061

made a bottle of coffee gonno sip it all night until its empty

 No.1405063

im a forward thinker

 No.1405064

uhh bottle

 No.1405065

File: 1654137524035.png (698.45 KB, 1834x1793, 98753917_p0.png)


 No.1405067

dont like when the jan deletes post this wouldnt happen on the w

 No.1405068

whats uhh about it its a 1 quart thermos insulated bottle

 No.1405069

why NOT just make a new cup whenever you want so its fresh

 No.1405070

never had kan kohi

 No.1405071

oh no NOT the posts copy pasted from /vg/ by a spam bot

 No.1405072

sounds like a big waste of coffee filters

 No.1405073

its a matter of principle those arent the only posts that have been deleted over the past years

 No.1405075

hehe

 No.1405076

normeye has no room to talk about imageboards or himajans ever again

 No.1405077

cant believe he just abandoned us in our time of need

 No.1405078

well hes back to guarantee the rights of automatized spambots that ddossed hima down for a week

 No.1405079

im NOT freak

 No.1405081

>>1405078
nice neet timekeeping

 No.1405082

the bots only took hima down for a day or two seki did the rest

 No.1405083

freak was connected with the spammer

 No.1405084

eatin my thirdilla

 No.1405086

hes a growing boy

 No.1405087

NOThin weak say that to me face and see how weak i am

 No.1405088

wish i was still growing just aNOTher half an inch thats all i ask

 No.1405089

>>1405081
how long was it

 No.1405090

File: 1654138912527.jpg (158.55 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Deaimon - 09 (720p) [D5CCE473].mk….jpg)


 No.1405091

File: 1654139114274.jpg (126.21 KB, 1240x874, 1637918274453.jpg)


 No.1405093

cant sleep with pajamas like that

 No.1405094

,' 3

 No.1405095

wish i had jimjams like that

 No.1405097

maybe its time to lay off the alcohol

 No.1405098


 No.1405101

thats a steal

 No.1405102

same been sober for 2 days

 No.1405103

been sober for 2 months maybe more dont quite remember

 No.1405104

one beer is enough to give me a buzz im the lightest drinker around

 No.1405106

File: 1654139729250.png (573.35 KB, 1200x1500, 98770515_p1.png)


 No.1405107

alconorms

 No.1405109

water tastes real foul today wonder what chemicals theyre dumping in the tap now

 No.1405110

>>1405108
theres plenty norm about it

 No.1405112

theyre putting chemicals in the water and turning the flippin neets cool

 No.1405113

File: 1654140501184.png (707.49 KB, 768x885, 92867861_p0.png)


 No.1405115

all the norms do it at social events and you have to pay for it

 No.1405116

what breathe

 No.1405118

love surfing hima at the public library

 No.1405119

>>1405117
it is now in a broad sense

 No.1405120

what were they thinking when they designed charlemagnes np its a mess

 No.1405121

ballpain starting to subside

 No.1405122

File: 1654141109605.png (1.76 MB, 1440x1440, 98772608_p1.png)


 No.1405123

speaking of ballpain im NOT sure its even possible to nojo as a neet if you arent 45 or on medication im my room with the door closed in front of a computer with an internet connection whats stopping me

 No.1405124

my amazones order has arrived

 No.1405126

a little thing called self control

 No.1405127

wouldnt be neet if i had a lick of either

 No.1405128

ive needed a lot of self control in my life to remain vol its tough when they throw themselves at you

 No.1405129

still waiting for my package dont get tracking info anymore now that they handed it off to a domestic carrier so ive got no clue what timeframe it might arrive could be tomorow could be two weeks from now

 No.1405131

why would you say that

 No.1405133

himaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.1405134

hes mad as hell and hes NOT gonno take it anymore

 No.1405135

youve wounded me greatly

 No.1405136

File: 1654141503339.jpg (95.47 KB, 1024x576, [Koro-tan yay] Saki Biyori - OAD 01 (DVD 1024x….jpg)


 No.1405137

File: 1654141597244.jpg (24.09 KB, 234x228, 1620524779647.jpg)


 No.1405138

>>1405136
wonder what it would be like to have good finger mobility and reflexes and all that i remember being like six years old and it taking me several minutes to figure out how to make my fingers do that

 No.1405140

the trekkers will make fun of you if you cant at least do that

 No.1405141

ive been able to do it since then i just have terrible gross and fine motor control

 No.1405142

hope you can roll your tongue

 No.1405144

ya could do that one and i could whistle too

 No.1405146

sigh he loved snapping sexy ladies

 No.1405147

File: 1654141990429.jpg (1020.2 KB, 1000x1200, 98772701_p2.jpg)


 No.1405148

sigh

 No.1405149

File: 1654142449474.jpg (201.46 KB, 1459x2048, FQ1hcQTaMAAKDh5.jpg)


 No.1405150

probably should have eaten more with that half gallon of tea hands are shaking like ive got parkinsons

 No.1405151

>>1405149
the arrogance

 No.1405153

File: 1654143936240.jpg (115.04 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Otome Game Sekai wa Mob ni Kibish….jpg)


 No.1405154

got heightmogged by a foid at walmart last time she was stocking the grocery and was blonde with the ends dyed blue

 No.1405156

did you flip

 No.1405157

no im cel

 No.1405158


 No.1405159

went to the bathroom supported myself by leaning my head against the wall twinge shot through my jaw

 No.1405161

youre turning into a chad

 No.1405162

uh turning into

 No.1405163

think using the internet in my formative years gave me brain damage who can i sue to become the first big winning case against isps

 No.1405164


 No.1405165

thatll never work because itll be a slippery slope first youre suing isps then youre suing companies that dumped microplastics into the water supply and so on theres no end

 No.1405167

one look at me and the jury will all vote in my favor

 No.1405168

why NOT become the demon lord

 No.1405169

File: 1654145513230.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.55 MB, 256x480, 1654141475601.webm)

now im just like you guys bone haha

 No.1405170

perma immediately

 No.1405172

wish i listened

 No.1405173

pretty sure im flipped up mentally

 No.1405174

File: 1654146341441.webm (5.52 MB, 320x240, 1654029783720.webm)

while you were too busy being a stuck up dork this goober was slaying teen pussy

 No.1405175

imageboards made me virg and i very likely could have kissed a girl or touched boobs by the end of high school otherwise

 No.1405176

cope

 No.1405177

nah trust me if 13 to around 16 had gone differently we wouldnt even be discussing this

 No.1405178

well that was a long time ago what are you going to do now

 No.1405179

just be meself

 No.1405180

find a way to open the portal

 No.1405181

im vol

 No.1405182

you arent truly vol you are mentally ill and scared of intimacy

 No.1405183

hes vol i confirmed it

 No.1405184

this is mental illness sugi

 No.1405185

feel like moms cognitive dissonance regarding to me will probably snap soon NOT gonno be able to lose enough weight in time but maybe i can start teenshaving every day to pretend like im at least making an effort

 No.1405186

time to stop holding back and release your illnesses

 No.1405187

too beta from my upbringing

 No.1405188

>>1405145
just learned how to snap my fingers a month or two ago

 No.1405189

mom said from the beginning i was always alone

 No.1405190

arms still hurt days after hauling those snacks

 No.1405191

sigh he loved a good snackhaul

 No.1405192

send him some money for the canteen and he can snackhaul just like the old days

 No.1405193


 No.1405194

will japan be welcoming of us if we escape there before the collapse of the states

 No.1405195

dont think so they dont seem to even like the norms of our species that much let alone us

 No.1405196

File: 1654150436837.jpg (383.07 KB, 1814x2537, FUAEv49akAAYt6y.jpg)


 No.1405197

id sex her

 No.1405198

>>1405174
wasnt that supposed to be me

 No.1405199

canNOT envision a ropeless destiny

 No.1405200

shes a child

 No.1405201

would love to harapan a child

 No.1405202

weird when i looked at /b/ a few months ago it looked a lot better but now its back to what it was and almost every thread is porn spam or related to sex oh well

 No.1405203

sigh miss the epic raids

 No.1405204

me /b/one me jo

 No.1405205

feel like you just said that recently

 No.1405206


 No.1405207

sigh

 No.1405208

always liked the pic at 2:06

 No.1405209

considering making the last frozen pizza but dont want to risk mom waking up already ate the coldcuts she got today

 No.1405210

never did find out what the discussing penises pic was from

 No.1405212

wonder if i would have ended up better off if i watched more highschool friendship and dating type anime when i was in highschool

 No.1405213

sex holes fluids tight

 No.1405214

File: 1654152037215.webm (9.86 MB, 640x360, 1432079164761.webm)


 No.1405215


 No.1405216

sigh ritsu

 No.1405217

youd have been better off if you never watched anime in the first place

 No.1405218

every zoomer norm watches anime and has a gf now though

 No.1405219

that only works if youre a zoomer youre NOT that lucky

 No.1405220

File: 1654152284719.jpg (243.36 KB, 900x1200, CWTppEeXAAE7pog.jpg)

>>1405217
i dont think thats true for us fatherless ones

 No.1405222

File: 1654152393317.png (1.89 MB, 1844x1634, 69254497_p3.png)


 No.1405224

thought i would be like the pasted order of light and live with a bunch of bros gaming in a rented house and working menial jobs

 No.1405226

why NOT create your own gamerbro clout house

 No.1405227

>>1405225
i didnt realize they were early millenials and that by the time i was their age things would have changed

 No.1405228

was too autistic to understand that i wouldnt literally become one of the teenagers i looked up to as an elementary schooler thought it would be the late 90s and early 2000s for like aNOTher 20 years

 No.1405229

was always scared of older kids

 No.1405230

File: 1654153856299.webm (490.32 KB, 630x615, 97450380.webm)


 No.1405232

thought older and spent too much time around mom

 No.1405233

cant enjoy sweets anymore

 No.1405235

d,n

 No.1405236

wish i could freeze time at will

 No.1405237

left hima open for 3 hours and it was taking 4 gb of ram

 No.1405238

shes just like me sigh

 No.1405239

File: 1654161516451.webm (1.54 MB, 810x480, 1620527575608.webm)

>>1405221

 No.1405240


 No.1405241

tired but trying to fix my sleep schedule

 No.1405242

ive accepted it what do i want to be awake during the day for anyway

 No.1405243

wonder why you never hear of prisoners smuggling onaholes in feel like thatd be a high value item

 No.1405244

why they have plenty of manholes

 No.1405245

they already have onas

 No.1405246

manass isnt the same as a nice virgin age

 No.1405247

need to ask him when he comes back

 No.1405248

do you have any privacy there anyways

 No.1405249

eating that たこわさ

 No.1405250

pic

 No.1405251

cant believe he found jesus in prison

 No.1405252

File: 1654163332830.jpg (24.57 KB, 221x221, 1633160079735.jpg)


 No.1405254

NO

 No.1405256

thought she played that 3 years ago what are you bleating on about

 No.1405257

squeezing sebum out of my nose

 No.1405258

vile

 No.1405259

File: 1654166697371.jpg (85.05 KB, 550x800, FUODyoDaUAAn2TE.jpg)

dont remember her arse being that huge

 No.1405260

dont say a*se its crude and reminds me that brits exist

 No.1405261

File: 1654167851850.mp3 (79.32 KB, ars.mp3)


 No.1405262

can the bogan translator do that one

 No.1405263

her rump

 No.1405264

sipping coffee

 No.1405265

File: 1654170109670.jpg (884.89 KB, 1007x1792, FUMNXCmaQAEPR0x.jpg)


 No.1405266

File: 1654170373635.mp4 (4.05 MB, fight.mp4)


 No.1405267

woke up

 No.1405268

>>1405262
doesnt say anything except yomenai at the end maybe shes expressing that what shes trying to read is gibberish by speaking gibberish but im NOT much into arse animals so cant say for sure

 No.1405269

File: 1654171822704.mp3 (203.4 KB, 1619499891967.mp3)

you need one where shes actually saying something

 No.1405271

may NOT be but i could have translated the clip he originally translated for you in fact didnt realize it was hard to understand to begin with

 No.1405272

nice soundbragger

 No.1405273

he has the arrogance of a bogan maybe he is the translator

 No.1405274

woke up feeling hopeful need some pills

 No.1405275

>>1405269
something about sitting and being iraira then dont mess with me get lost ill kill you want to one punch him dont know what shes saying at the beginning or end

 No.1405276

where the fweep is my female companion

 No.1405277

File: 1654173626750.png (592.56 KB, 769x524, Share_Media_20220602_083838.png)


 No.1405278

nojo day 2 inspected my scrotum with a flashlight last night and there was an aching dark bold purple vein then this morning it was less visible think that proves the bloody cum was due to physical damage and its healing

 No.1405279

pic

 No.1405280

thats normal i get that sometimes when i go for a cbt session with the mistress

 No.1405281

back still hurts but its getting better made some instant

 No.1405282

went 23 days without joing once because reading vns makes me nojo naturally for some reason

 No.1405284

been thinking its about time to read aNOTher vn always enjoy them but then dont read aNOTher for a long time

 No.1405285

always feel compelled to jo at every h scene and it makes it hard to get through them

 No.1405287

Upload failure (file #1): Error code 1. Refer to http://php.net/manual/en/features.file-upload.errors.php; post discarded.

 No.1405288

always rush through the h scenes

 No.1405291

hehe

 No.1405292

the file was NOT that big should i start restricting my files to 3mb now maybe disable audio too

 No.1405293

never have the patience to read h scenes if ive been reading a vn for hours and hours then at that point i simply want to know what happens next joing to the characters getting their oog on is my last concern

 No.1405294

same

 No.1405295

love how seki made a complaints thread then locked it behind captcha

 No.1405296

File: 1654174851640.png (1.45 MB, 1158x1638, 98777227_p0.png)


 No.1405297

simply solve the captcha

 No.1405299

remember a decade ago spend a couple days joing to monster girl quest think had some candles burning it was a very sensual experience

 No.1405300

normster girl

 No.1405302

thats pretty weak think monster norm quest would have been a better followup

 No.1405303

that would have a different meaning placing the emphasis on the game itself rather than the general monster girl concept which is what i was calling norm how about you die norm

 No.1405305

miss when the biggest plague on the ol jip was the monster girl general

 No.1405306

i said die

 No.1405307

when

 No.1405309

how

 No.1405310

File: 1654175618953.jpg (184.93 KB, 1278x1054, [Commie] Yama no Susume Second Season - 07 [42….jpg)


 No.1405311

phew nice treat for uncle hima come here sweet little princess

 No.1405312

dont get why norms complained about monster girl threads they were harmless

 No.1405315

love a scary monsterman general

 No.1405316

love popping on the jay after being kicked out of a

 No.1405317

monstermans arent real

 No.1405318

the w was a hive of crossies too most of us came from /v/ and /o/

 No.1405320

File: 1654175974358.png (222.25 KB, 600x445, 1424145586829.png)

that feel when you will never kNOT a rathian from monster hunter 4 ultimate

 No.1405322

mh4g was my most played mh at 650 hours

 No.1405324

got rise on steam and only played it for an hour dont have the patience for monster normer anymore

 No.1405325

damn good game iceborne

 No.1405326

normborne

 No.1405327

bloodnorme

 No.1405328

you cant just call anything and everything norm

 No.1405329

you cant just shoop ed into everything

 No.1405330

biggest norm on hima no cap

 No.1405331

you cant just slap snks theme onto everything

 No.1405332


 No.1405333

get off the thumbnail you fat pig

 No.1405335

cant remember the last time i heard a man mention respecting women based foids managing to be such awful people over the last 10 years they lost their position as irrefutable goddesses and are now merely revered queens

 No.1405336

the johnny depp amber heard verdict changed everything foids dont have rights anymore

 No.1405338

mom claims to hate feminism and other women and says working is for chumps shed rather be a tradwife but she doesnt like cooking or cleaning either

 No.1405340

File: 1654177964468.jpg (155.73 KB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Zettai Bouei Leviathan - 01 [10….jpg)


 No.1405341

the office foids all despised one aNOTher too

 No.1405342

depp v heard was the female holocaust

 No.1405343

only heard about it because of the literal celebrity worshipping norms posting about it here

 No.1405344

no ones streaming guess ill watch asmongold

 No.1405345

first roe vs wade now deep vs heard crying for our pegasisters

 No.1405347

the ass mongol

 No.1405348

File: 1654178291941.jpg (Spoiler Image, 86.33 KB, 600x800, FUP82-tagAERPxI.jpg)


 No.1405350

nice 600x800 anyone got a magnifying glass i can borrow

 No.1405351

File: 1654178365978.mp4 (3.33 MB, 【動画】微メンヘラ彼女☆川とオタクくん 街角デート編(音声あり) [153234799242….mp4)


 No.1405353

playing some diablo immortal

 No.1405354


 No.1405356

cant accept this draconian bandwidth limit some things are worth an extra megabyte or two its NOT like seki has anything against just deleting all the old files if space runs low

 No.1405357

the hairrager

 No.1405359

>>1405354
uh its the same size

 No.1405360

thats why it cant be helped

 No.1405361

ya my principles say there shouldnt be a hard limit imposed by the software

 No.1405362

it can be helped for the low cost of 100 yen

 No.1405363

never hit a file size limit in my life cant imagine having anything larger than 1 mb that id want to upload

 No.1405365

remember turts 50mb vids

 No.1405366

what can i say im a fast and loose guy

 No.1405368

love how nobody bats an eye at all the bandwidth nb is using

 No.1405369

just wanted to share a cute pic with my bros

 No.1405371

im NOT gonno resize an artists image thats heretical

 No.1405372

then link it instead of uploading

 No.1405374

File: 1654179266199.webm (575.99 KB, 1111x625, 1596416847699.webm)


 No.1405375

please respect the filesize

 No.1405377

raid

 No.1405378

cummyko

 No.1405379

hehe basted

 No.1405380

File: 1654179794539.jpg (141.41 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Hibike! Euphonium S2 - 10 [720p….jpg)


 No.1405381

glad cordseki brought in a new dev team to lay down the law and tell us how hima 3.0 is gonno be looking forward to seeing a vibrant new himasugi culture flourish out with the old in with the new i say

 No.1405383

hes being sarcastic

 No.1405384

File: 1654180152265.jpg (239.88 KB, 2186x1158, FT3eVLrakAAVwun.jpg)


 No.1405386

hes right lets go back to ota

 No.1405387

hima 3.0 is a success
everyone is happy in himasugi.blog

 No.1405388

ill do you one better lets go back to the jay that hima thread that lasted a week proves well be fine there

 No.1405390

uh you just described hima

 No.1405392


 No.1405394

wish i was a teenbro

 No.1405395

respect their hand eating culture i also eat everything with my hands

 No.1405396

File: 1654181825823.jpg (2.29 MB, 1806x2558, 98775891_p0.jpg)


 No.1405397

saromes playing gtav

 No.1405398

going to create a proof for the 3n+1 problem

 No.1405399


 No.1405400

hes too blackpilled its over

 No.1405401

hes a millionaire tech lead it doesnt matter to him

 No.1405402

File: 1654183803722.jpg (205.46 KB, 1060x1814, FUOqpdPagAAGJSU.jpg)


 No.1405403

he has to pay child support

 No.1405404

File: 1654184207798.jpg (621.68 KB, 3840x2160, pic.jpg)


 No.1405405

File: 1654184276442.png (105.77 KB, 811x607, 1620442783120.png)


 No.1405406

made a turkey sandwich but forgot to move the 3rd tortilla up to the top layer so when picked it up the whole sandwich slid off fell onto one of the empty boxes on my countertop didnt want to risk contamination so made aNOTher

 No.1405407

File: 1654184771121.jpg (186.57 KB, 1200x1600, tardchamber.jpg)


 No.1405408

didnt realize all my old games were worth hundreds of dollars now what the hell

 No.1405409

youre rich now

 No.1405410

did you account for inflation $50 when the ps1 came out is like $100 now

 No.1405411

some of my games have been stored in boxes on the closet floor and the cat likes to jump in with them

 No.1405412

cat jumped in the water nailing something down there

 No.1405413

uhh think gomennasai roped

 No.1405414

File: 1654188048196.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.35 MB, 3082x1500, 98780351_p0.jpg)


 No.1405416

feel like generic shredded cheese has gotten greasier over the years

 No.1405419

really should have skipped didnt think normseki literally sold the site to a bunch of teens

 No.1405420

nb is spinning in his grave

 No.1405421

NOT dead yet

 No.1405422

looks like fudguy gets the last laugh

 No.1405423


 No.1405425

File: 1654191562706.jpg (Spoiler Image, 220.87 KB, 1200x1697, FT7JNupaMAsI8dy.jpg)


 No.1405427

they sell natty daddy at the grocery store now but mom always uses her little rewards tracking tag dont want her to start getting emails for bail bonds or whatever

 No.1405428

File: 1654192072342.jpg (Spoiler Image, 910.89 KB, 1897x2707, FUQ4jYpaMAEo0wA.jpg)


 No.1405431

die noöog

 No.1405432

i sex adult women frequently

 No.1405433

>>1405430
youre stupid and boring

 No.1405434

never sexed whats it like

 No.1405436

uhh

 No.1405437

>>1405434
sweaty and exhausting

 No.1405438

NOT a single sexy lady will be spared from the sperm

 No.1405439

>>1405419
its just our bastebro turt having a bit of fun

 No.1405440

hate when i get semen in my hair

 No.1405441

might nooog for a week

 No.1405442

flip that how about a nice weeklong oog session

 No.1405444

time to buy a nice onahole

 No.1405445

its cold and humid hima

 No.1405446

same ever since i started having sex i havent been able to get it up to porn

 No.1405447

gth sexnorm

 No.1405448

loved pornjoing while the gf wasnt around

 No.1405449

we watch it together hehe she says it gets her in the mood

 No.1405450

sick of the teenraid

 No.1405451

balanced my portfolio

 No.1405452

might pick up some series i savings bonds

 No.1405453

might buy some vanguard etfs

 No.1405454


 No.1405455

think the bot is back

 No.1405456

love the thumb hehe

 No.1405457

>>1405453
lot of my moneys in vti

 No.1405458

what bot

 No.1405459

im bot

 No.1405460

dont know if real estate funds are a good investment or NOT havent decided if i think were gonno keep taking the path of reducing everyone to serfs unable to afford even their own home or if its just a bubble

 No.1405461


 No.1405462

wonder if id be more interested in flip if i had my normskin

 No.1405463

id say its NOT that great but it really is

 No.1405464

never NOT had foreskin whats it like

 No.1405465

weird to think women will get wet undies just by looking at a penis the same way ill get hard just looking at some boobs

 No.1405466

weird how i boog when i oog

 No.1405467

the booger

 No.1405468

booged all over my doog

 No.1405469

hate cooking recipes why do they all have measurements that dont make sense like a pinch of salt or a knob of butter or a dash of vinegar

 No.1405470

quite using normsites and get a nice cookbook instead

 No.1405471

cant read

 No.1405474

youre NOT wrong

 No.1405476

hate the metricnorms worse if theyre americans NOThing worse than someone whos been tricked into hating his own nation and culture

 No.1405477

normtric

 No.1405478

dont get imperial theres like 50 different units and you need a calculator to convert between them

 No.1405480

NOThing wrong with hating it if its tard

 No.1405481

tell me more about why americans are dumb id really love to hear about it

 No.1405483

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gonno stop using mbs for filesizes whats the imperial equivalent

 No.1405484

mibs

 No.1405485

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 No.1405486

suddenly started raining hard think there might be hail too powers flickering

 No.1405487

hb hardest storm in years power keeps going off and on glad ive got my ups better shut down

 No.1405488

>>1405485
hehe pasted

 No.1405489

guess ill make a nice chicken bacon sandwich

 No.1405490

mom bought meatball subs

 No.1405491

sounds weird

 No.1405492

got a meatball sub for you right here

 No.1405493

pic

 No.1405494

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 No.1405495

dickmog him

 No.1405496

pic

 No.1405497

mom trolled me hard by changing her mind about going to the grocery store after i was already in the car the dollar store was the planet of the apes because its the first of the month and the only cashier was a teen tranny or dyke with pink hair left without buying anything

 No.1405498

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 No.1405499

storms passed

 No.1405500

where are her balls

 No.1405501

up your ass

 No.1405502

theyre retractable

 No.1405503

might try tucking

 No.1405504

keep in mind shes been the one asking how many blogs i have left every day and saying shell get some more

 No.1405506

fat little baby

 No.1405507

>>1405505
youre sick

 No.1405508

sick or sick

 No.1405509

fine night for a paimonjo

 No.1405510

wish i could get a plump tubie baby gf that always walks around with a full dipe

 No.1405511

mom has screwed me yet again groan

 No.1405512

It is interesting that Amber Heard stated after the verdict about her free speech being stifled. Perhaps if we are lucky this may be a turning point in the demands of the right for unbridled free speech which so obviously is and can be problematic . Truth is often a casualty at the altar of free speech as we have seen with Trump and to lesser extents players on the right of Australian politics.

 No.1405513

die eye

 No.1405514

In this public display of hatred and tragic claims for adjudication and possible payouts, these two famous people need to think about UKRAINE. They should/could make a public apology for taking
up so much money, space and time that might have been spent on something way bigger than themselves.

 No.1405515

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 No.1405516

love waking up at 7am bright and early after a good nights sleep reading the news and sharing the latest celebrity gossip with my himabros before heading off to work

 No.1405517

gamergate wins again

 No.1405518

do i watch state of play or the lunch lady collab

 No.1405519

>>1405516
wouldnt mind the first part

 No.1405520

trying the mug trick again if this doesnt do it im simply flipped until tomorrow at best

 No.1405521

same but with tubie yabs instead of celeb gossip

 No.1405522

generally wake up between 6 and 8 wish i could still teensnooze to 2pm

 No.1405523

why

 No.1405524

love a restful 6.5 hours of sleep

 No.1405525

why what

 No.1405526

why 2pm

 No.1405527

die whybeg

 No.1405528

would you prefer if i just said past noon i just picked a random number

 No.1405529


 No.1405530

why past noon

 No.1405531

wonder if smw is still around on ota or something

 No.1405532

because thats when i used to teensnooze till

 No.1405533

might read some feminist propaganda any recs

 No.1405534

yeah im flipped she took the keys out of her pocket and turned on the talmudvision shes in a leftist mind control coma

 No.1405535

owned

 No.1405536

i have never NOT been in a constant state of ownage

 No.1405537

>>1405533
the guardian

 No.1405538

thats too vague need a book or something

 No.1405539

critical race theory: the key writings that form the movement

 No.1405540

whipping girl: a transsexual woman on sexism and the scapegoating of femininity by julia serano

 No.1405541

>>1405539
sigh truly the socrates and aristotles of the modern age

 No.1405542

no theyre the plato

 No.1405543

cooked the burg buns on the skillet with butter tasted real good

 No.1405544

pic

 No.1405545

uh i just said it tasted real good that means its gone

 No.1405546

uhh dont tell me you only had one burg

 No.1405547

it was a test burg

 No.1405548


 No.1405549

that means the real deals coming up remember to snap a pic

 No.1405550

gonno snap you

 No.1405551

crying the future of gaming looks bright

 No.1405552

wish a female would sit down at her computer with her vagina and breasts with nipples and post on hima

 No.1405553

sigh himako

 No.1405554

>>1405497
were you buckled into the babyseat

 No.1405555

on todays fifthdilla might fire up a sixthdilla only got a bit of meat left

 No.1405556

dont trust any gaming company that calls their customers players NOT gamers

 No.1405557

uh wheres bb on pc and dd2

 No.1405558

im a player if you know what i mean

 No.1405559

sony blew it again

 No.1405560

who cares

 No.1405561

the gamers care

 No.1405562

the norms ruined gaming a long time ago the gamers arent watching this shite

 No.1405563

you missed the stream gaming is saved

 No.1405564

too busy gaming to watch the stream

 No.1405565

until im playing bb at 60 fps they are blowing it

 No.1405566

theyre remaking re4 big deal we already live in a worse version of hell NOT interested in paying to see all of my fond memories destroyed

 No.1405567

never played resident norm

 No.1405568

crying

 No.1405569

looks retarded

 No.1405570

tired of slashing ankles i want to be the big monster squishing tiny humans

 No.1405571

youre sick

 No.1405572

youd get defeated by the chosen one and his friends

 No.1405573

dad didnt want me to play games where you kill humans

 No.1405574

all i wanted out of video games as a kid was to kill humans

 No.1405575

zombies were fine too

 No.1405576

finished inventorying the chemical cabinets in moms school science prep rooms nice 20kg spread of calcium carbonate spread across 70 bottles

 No.1405577

have her make some meth to fund the mansion

 No.1405578

uhhh could make meth with my allergy meds but wont out of protest cause i hate how nigs made me need to show a license to get my allergy meds to begin with and a prescription for codeine too cause of that pink haired enwhore

 No.1405579

what has rosemi to do with it

 No.1405580

>>1405518
die entubie

 No.1405581

NOT that pink enwhore

 No.1405582

uhh what flipping allergy meds are you talking about

 No.1405583

claritin 24 hour with decongestant used to get it otc but now you need id and are only allowed to buy 30-40 pills a month after showing id cause tard pharmacists would just let some nig or skinhead walk in and buy 1000s of pills to cook and they made fluticasone propionate nasal spray prescription too

 No.1405584

just go to different stores