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 No.1347092[Last 100 Posts]

you meet me somewhere

 No.1347093

wanna fight

 No.1347119

fakeneet thread

 No.1347131

owned the flip out of that lastpostnorm

 No.1347132

never been in a fight

 No.1347133

dont talk about fightblog

 No.1347134

elbows are hurting wonder how fat you have to get before theyre cushioned

 No.1347135


 No.1347136

was under the impression that you could unlock your doors in japan and NOThin would happen

 No.1347137

she lives in a bad neighborhood

 No.1347138

times have been tough since mukkun dumped her

 No.1347139

sigh think winters already over

 No.1347140

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 No.1347141

skipping yae

 No.1347142

die skipper

 No.1347143

cant roll on every banner NOT a whaletard

 No.1347144

love that we finally have a real big blog thread with blog in the title

 No.1347145

been snowing hard for a few hours now gonno have to shovel the driveway again

 No.1347146

same

 No.1347147

wish i could move in with apartment guy

 No.1347148

i mean the place im looking at has 2 rooms i wouldnt mind a himapal to clean up after me

 No.1347149

sometimes wish i had my own apartment so i could arrange the furniture how i want

 No.1347150

live in 2 story house with mom got a whole floor for meself

 No.1347151

mom will be moving out in the next few months so ill go from having the upstairs to having the whole house dont feel like buying furniture so ill probably just leave it all bare

 No.1347152

nice youll be ready for your gf to move in

 No.1347153

might be time to start pursuing bux have to get the flip away from mom and her constant promises of things that never happen

 No.1347154

i just dont want them saying he was a manbaby living with his mother on the news

 No.1347155

uh

 No.1347156

now i know how mom feels when she says she cant take it anymore and i tell her theres NOThing else to do but take it unless you rope

 No.1347157

sorta want to eat more but feel like ive been eating too much lately gained some weight

 No.1347158

bone

 No.1347159

raming hard

 No.1347160

the rammer

 No.1347161

lost a lot over the past week pants dont fit even with belt at the tightest setting

 No.1347162

simply punch aNOTher hole in the belt

 No.1347163

sigh that guys been transferring his weight to me

 No.1347165

pic

 No.1347166

sis is making carrot cake for my bday

 No.1347167

why do i NOT have a sisgf baking me cakes

 No.1347168

hate that fakeneet bitch

 No.1347169

We find a mental disorder to be “serious and persistent” when there is a medically documented history of the existence of the mental disorder in the listing category over a period of at least 2 years, and evidence shows that your disorder satisfies both C1 and C2.

groan cant i just show them my posts on hima to prove im too mentally ill to work

 No.1347171

Interact with others (paragraph B2). This area of mental functioning refers to the abilities to relate to and work with supervisors, co-workers, and the public. Examples include: cooperating with others; asking for help when needed; handling conflicts with others; stating own point of view; initiating or sustaining conversation; understanding and responding to social cues (physical, verbal, emotional); responding to requests, suggestions, criticism, correction, and challenges; and keeping social interactions free of excessive irritability, sensitivity, argumentativeness, or suspiciousness. These examples illustrate the nature of this area of mental functioning. We do NOT require documentation of all of the examples.

do you think we have extreme limitation with any of these things because apparently thats good enough

 No.1347172

love paying thousands for the privilege of socializing with doctors so that i can prove im too paranoid to leave the house and too poor to support myself

 No.1347173

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 No.1347174

how would they medically document any of that if i dont have a job do i just have to uh haha my way into having them write down that im unable to talk to others while being suspiscious and paranoid

 No.1347175

just follow uncle remuss guide

 No.1347176

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burger night burger fight

 No.1347177

had some herbal tea added honey and heavy cream

 No.1347178

woke up gotta resnooze

 No.1347179

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 No.1347180

sigh seems like a lot of effort and mom wouldnt help me with any of it if im too pussy to kill myself i might as well just become a government assisted shut in and NOT have any worries rather than hold out hope that its all gonno turn around for me

 No.1347181

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 No.1347182

saw 4 crashes today and 4 ambulances

 No.1347183

how do i get paid to do NOThing but browse hima all day

 No.1347184

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 No.1347187

anything weird today

 No.1347188

yeah

 No.1347189

sigh he actually banned tor

 No.1347190

nice torped

 No.1347191

why didnt he just tell the prosecutors he was virped

 No.1347192

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 No.1347193

no such thing any ped will eventually snap

 No.1347194

snap or snap

 No.1347195

wonder when peds will become accepted and trendy

 No.1347196

crying for epstein

 No.1347197

any maps on hima

 No.1347198

i like maps

 No.1347199

had to walk away from mom before i told her to shut the flip up

 No.1347200

calm down

 No.1347201

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 No.1347202

nah enough is enough need to start doing some pushups and practicing to rage while making eye contact and without my voice cracking

 No.1347203

>>1347201
wish i could do this

 No.1347204

love a nice steamed neet

 No.1347205


 No.1347206

see police on horses every once in a while

 No.1347207

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 No.1347208

listening to linkin park

 No.1347209

mom bought a ton of frozen nuggets and wings and taters and other stuff the air fryer is gonno be working overtime

 No.1347210

pan fryin them brussels

 No.1347211

couldnt fill the void with air fried goy feed if i wanted to

 No.1347212

look at big shot over here with his high food standards

 No.1347213

havent gotten some nice frozen nuggets or tenders in a while pass by the aisle sometimes but balk at the price and leave

 No.1347214

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 No.1347215

>>1347212
uh im gonno make a jacks for dinner in a bit it just wont solve anything

 No.1347216

brussel sprouts turned out but oversalted them

 No.1347218

also too much oil

 No.1347219

read a trick on 4norm to put a pan of water in with the pizza to make the crust more like a real one

 No.1347220

dont think that works with jacks

 No.1347221

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 No.1347222

remember reading a peanut butter cookie recipe and someone said it makes a fire NOT sure if that was a troll

 No.1347223

love a nice bleach ammonia and peanut butter cookie

 No.1347224

bought a backscratcher

 No.1347225

wish i could still scratch my itches

 No.1347226

any cool vids wheres embedguy

 No.1347227


 No.1347228

NOT cool post something cool

 No.1347229

what the hell

 No.1347230

>>1347220
sort of did

 No.1347231

pic

 No.1347232

gone

 No.1347233

>>1347228
try this on for size

 No.1347234

no pics means it didnt happen

 No.1347235

mom was firmly up me pipe the whole time i was in the kitchen didnt get to degrease and didnt want her talking to me so i only took half

 No.1347236

up your pipe or up your pipe

 No.1347237

you know

 No.1347238

half a jacks is barely a snack

 No.1347239

thats why its gone

 No.1347240

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 No.1347241

saw them swapping out the valentines products for easter products the other day isnt it a bit early for that maybe i didnt see right

 No.1347242

bought the new champ

 No.1347243

>>1347221
nice fbk hair and eye color

 No.1347244

played against her earlier she made my game crash

 No.1347245

dont understand those posts

 No.1347246

the tubie ones or the gamer ones

 No.1347247

how should i know

 No.1347248

howm i supposed to upload my normbook memes to hima if tor is blocked

 No.1347249

wish i just didnt want to get a job instead of being incapable of doing so because mom and by extension myself could use the money

 No.1347250

fire up mullvad

 No.1347251

>>1347248
youre NOT supposed to do that in the first place

 No.1347252

unban mullvad release the freak

 No.1347253

saw an old screencap of that post history recently and had to stifle a tardlaugh

 No.1347254

the stifler

 No.1347255

it was the wild west back then

 No.1347256

always get a good laugh when seki posts aNOTher batch of post histories in the cord

 No.1347257

bastard

 No.1347258

crying may have to make a phonecall this week

 No.1347259

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 No.1347260

power just flickered

 No.1347261

how does she know

 No.1347262

i dont know i told her i had a gf a few years ago and she still saw through it

 No.1347264

i wasnt meant for this world

 No.1347265

wonder if my life will change if i have sex

 No.1347266

its NOT worth it

 No.1347267

lets find out together

 No.1347268

maybe if you were able to do it for free more than once with the same girl because you would have become normal but hjtron and eye have proven it changes NOThing if you pay for it

 No.1347269


 No.1347270

how has freak proven it doesnt change anything hes out there with a fulfilling high paying career reunited with his friend he flipping made it

 No.1347271

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 No.1347272

all meaningless if you dont also acquire a mate

 No.1347273

my mates are here

 No.1347274

rewatched the golem fight you dont see animation like that very often these days

 No.1347275

wonder how much i had to hate my life to become a booru uploader

 No.1347276

whats wrong with being a booru uploader

 No.1347277

uhh haha

 No.1347278

hate danbooru norms they dont even put the good art up there

 No.1347279

NOT an uploader but a reporter of new booru uploads that dont meet my standard

 No.1347280

thats because the danbooru approvers dont approve the good art

 No.1347281

been freaking out all day and didnt even have any cawfee

 No.1347282

think its the temperature spring means things can only get worse for at least aNOTher 8 months

 No.1347283

we were supposed to have wives and kids and a house by now

 No.1347284

saw some good approvers on danbooru get demoralised by the other ones because they did NOT hold up to their perceived standards and havent uploaded much since then

 No.1347285

dont think ross got married until he was 30 or older

 No.1347286

forecast has been saying 90% chance of rain all day and its still NOT coming down

 No.1347287

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 No.1347288

hell yeah great day hima lets get out there lots of fun games like the new lost ark

 No.1347289

hell yeah great day hima lets get out there lots of fun games like the new lost ark

 No.1347290

spam

 No.1347291

hima is waiting for elden ring only one more week left

 No.1347292

wish i could game

 No.1347293

waiting for nice elex 2 instead

 No.1347294

>>1347114
sigh lost the game

 No.1347296

fire up the ps5

 No.1347297

you can get a nice 6600xt for only half a grand

 No.1347298

only half a grand oh yeah i keep that kind of change in my left shoe

 No.1347299

wouldnt that take up too much space in the shoe how do you fit your foot in

 No.1347300

never wear shoes

 No.1347301

five benjamins arent that thick

 No.1347302

forgot that hundred dollar bills exist

 No.1347303

how come theres so much uma musume art on pixiv yet so few doujins on the big e

 No.1347304

use a couple hundred dollar bills as bookmarks

 No.1347305

love flossing my teeth with hundreds while i inspect jewels

 No.1347306

just lost the game

 No.1347307

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 No.1347308

wish i was her

 No.1347309

why shes in for a whipping

 No.1347310

accidentally looked at a woman and she looked then looked away then back weird i read that means theyre horny youre probably supposed to go say some words and then they present their vaginas for flipping that must be what norms do going to become a norm now

 No.1347311

you flipping made it

 No.1347312

cant believe im the only virg on hima

 No.1347313

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 No.1347314

always get glanced at by a teengirl dont know what sequence of words to say that makes her willing to mate though

 No.1347315

just do what pnig did

 No.1347316

i have d rank charisma

 No.1347317

you can respec but its NOT gonno be cheap

 No.1347318

ill just keep trying to NOT think about it then

 No.1347319

whats she gonno do with all that butter

 No.1347320

never tried butter before mom always buys margarine

 No.1347321

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hate when mom steals my fries

 No.1347323

mom said she wants to get me out of my room but i dont Drive and i dont want to go anywhere with her and get forced into some kind of norm bonding activity like im twelve

 No.1347324

kept touching the outside of my nostril now it hurts

 No.1347325

you got too arrogant

 No.1347326

what sort of activities are we talking

 No.1347327

i dont know she might drag me to the umi like she did 5 years ago

 No.1347328

feel like things have accelerated for hima over the past year or so this might be the it this might be the shattering

 No.1347329

its ok we have room on staffas

 No.1347330

>>1347328
everythings fine

 No.1347331

no i think its time to flipping panic

 No.1347332

been doing that for 24 hours lets just take it yukkuri

 No.1347334

i just hope theres something beyond this reality
my instincts tell me there must be more than this

 No.1347335

thats god telling you there is a heaven

 No.1347336

10 years introspection was too much

 No.1347337

didnt spend any of the time introspecting i was gaming

 No.1347338

wish i could game

 No.1347339

youre in luck elden ring is out in less than a week

 No.1347340

dont understand why i should be excited for yet aNOTher soles game

 No.1347341

alone in the world is a little catdog

 No.1347342

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>>1347339
think again

 No.1347343

the pills give me a weird nihilistic sensation where i still know all of the usual bad things but instead of being tough enough to brave aNOTher trip through the void i just sit here like normal

 No.1347344

that means theyre working

 No.1347345

sounds great ill take a carton

 No.1347347

what are they supposed to do then

 No.1347348

mindblowing how much better my life would be if winter lasted 6 months per year

 No.1347349

move north

 No.1347350


 No.1347351

>>1347349
im paralyzed with anxiety

 No.1347352

might go live among the oni

 No.1347353


 No.1347354

ban tubetok guy

 No.1347355

you cant ban the nice admin

 No.1347356

admin is asleep hes going on a trip to new york tomorrow

 No.1347357

forgot the national can stacking championship was this month

 No.1347358

sigh want to snooze but also wish to stay up and watch sexy baby play life is tumblr

 No.1347359

does she game thought she just danced around like in those clips

 No.1347360

NOT sure why i feel so bad but im NOT liking it hope mom gets a 30 pack tomorrow

 No.1347361

bored gonno toss

 No.1347363

nose is still hurting

 No.1347364

hope she bans that sign for having eigo on it

 No.1347366


 No.1347367

went to drag a file into the quick reply pc froze up for a few seconds now the files icon is stuck on the screen

 No.1347368

uhh dragging files are you joking

 No.1347369

whats the problem its usually faster to open the files location in my browsers downloads and drag it in

 No.1347370

zoomer

 No.1347371

ya im teen so what

 No.1347372

simply must bring about the great jan calamities and restore the jpsphere to its unspinoffed state

 No.1347373

touhg luck gramps its ours now

 No.1347374

kill yourself faggot bitch

 No.1347375

calm down

 No.1347376

what are you gonno do about it old head

 No.1347377

ya thats right NOThing get teened

 No.1347378

teenbros cant stop winning

 No.1347379

we were too arrogant

 No.1347380

get in here

 No.1347381

hima hima

 No.1347382

NOThin teen about a nice drag n drop

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 No.1347384

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 No.1347385

paste

 No.1347386

woke up felt like it was saturday realized its NOT

 No.1347387

after posting that had to double check the calendar to make sure i got it right

 No.1347388

bet shes gone through 4 or 5 bfs since that recording

 No.1347389

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 No.1347391

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 No.1347392

dreamed shizuku told me all my disks are dying

 No.1347393

fried up six eggs

 No.1347394

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 No.1347395

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stairs

 No.1347396

love a nice bleeding woman

 No.1347397

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 No.1347399

you know those dreams where youre either a serial killer or those dreams where you killed at least one person and the police are closing in on the body keep having those recently

 No.1347400

nah

 No.1347401

12 years ago had a waking dream while driving the cell towers turned into the cobblestone towers that had been using for navigation in minecraft

 No.1347402

12 years ago i said it was over

 No.1347403

im less than a man

 No.1347404

guess ill watch this norm movie with sexy baby too

 No.1347405

you spent too much time in front of the rectangle youre becoming a new species of youkai

 No.1347406


 No.1347407

its over

 No.1347408

on the bus up to nyc only person on here right now

 No.1347409

your new life is about to begin

 No.1347410


 No.1347411

Shannon was used to her socially awkward son being bullied by other boys at the private school he attends in Atlanta.

But when she picked him up from school in mid-January and her eighth grader told her he was being called a "simp," Shannon, who's only using her first name to protect her son's identity, didn't know what to think.

 No.1347412

im too flipping nice

 No.1347413

why take the bus why NOT Drive

 No.1347414

witnessed someone call themselves an oldfag for having started browsing the 4 in 2014

 No.1347415

remember feeling pride over having been on 4chan for a long time

 No.1347416

only feel profound sadness when i think about how many years ive wasted on imageboards

 No.1347417

you learned things though right

 No.1347418

learned how to steam the jan

 No.1347419

owned that flippin turd

 No.1347420

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 No.1347422

shes just like me

 No.1347424

waiting until the time is right to depart for fastfood

 No.1347425

ate a whole pound bag of baby carrots yesterday now my stomachs feelin it knew this was gonno happen but i couldnt stop munching

 No.1347426

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 No.1347428

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 No.1347430

bored hungry tired bored

 No.1347431

>>1347426
nice tard

 No.1347432

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 No.1347433

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dinner is served

 No.1347434

its flipping raw

 No.1347435

ya its great

 No.1347436

boobop1987 is getting weird she keeps uploading short vaguely political videos i think shes going to blow up a federal building

 No.1347437

wish i was low inhib enough to blow up a government building

 No.1347438


 No.1347439

soon theyre going to give up on trying to prosectue peds and legalize it and release him with a fat payout

 No.1347440

sexy little baby wanna flip that baby wanna sperm that baby snap that baby sexy little 10 year old sexy elementary school baby with sexy elementary school baby 10 year old baby pussy for sperming by my dick sexy

 No.1347441

fine day for a sashajo

 No.1347442

sigh wonder when the next big power outage will be need to prepare

 No.1347443

have a solar charging power bank but never had to use it

 No.1347444


 No.1347445

live across the street from an elementary school

 No.1347446

pic

 No.1347447

cant imagine what public transport is like without scary nigs around every corner willing to kill you for looking at them or NOT looking at them

 No.1347448


 No.1347449

dont remember entering this thread

 No.1347450

he wouldnt have committed a crime if they hadnt lured him into it

 No.1347451

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 No.1347452

im going to agree with the ped defender they obviously got him all worked up and excited and then after a few weeks slipped in oh by the way im actually 15 but i still love you

 No.1347453

only a ped would defend a ped

 No.1347454

ive publicly defended peds i dont care what the norms think

 No.1347455

i NOT a ped by the way

 No.1347456

usually a waste of time to argue with most norms about peds they dont even know what it means

 No.1347457

mommy made pasta

 No.1347458


 No.1347459

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 No.1347460

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 No.1347461

think i was meant to be born a few hundred years ago but something went wrong

 No.1347462

the hima lbi fliptrip

 No.1347463

whatever happened to roombaguy

 No.1347465

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 No.1347466

nice blackedtuber

 No.1347467

never been blacked whats it like

 No.1347469

pic

 No.1347470

arab music is so good

 No.1347472

its a teenraid

 No.1347473

hate when mom enters the room while im streaming

 No.1347474

mom only gets desperate enough to enter my room when shes out of hooch and wants some of mine

 No.1347475

the caffe style works again

 No.1347476

whats hooch

 No.1347477

>>1347444
looks like a nice job wouldnt want to wear a facemask for 8 hours though

 No.1347478

why NOT

 No.1347479

whyd they translate gojira go to whale language

 No.1347480

id get claustrophobic

 No.1347481

thinkin about those beans

 No.1347483

File: 1645218444680.jpg (1.13 MB, 2391x1595, FJeWp-WVUAUbrQM.jpg)


 No.1347484

sigh china is so beautiful

 No.1347485


 No.1347486

might have jod to a black woman once or twice but they probably looked white

 No.1347487

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 No.1347488

phew

 No.1347489

love black women like kuro

 No.1347490

weird how a uniform is all it takes for norms to trust you and obey everything you say

 No.1347491

what is the purpose of that outfit

 No.1347492

dont understand how norms speak with their hands

 No.1347493

>>1347448
what was it

 No.1347494


 No.1347495

it was just a ped getting arrested

 No.1347496

do girls wear microbikinis for any reason other than attracting male attention maybe they are comfortable or something

 No.1347497

do foids do anything for any other reason

 No.1347498

most things girls do are for male attention

 No.1347499

didnt mean to sleep until 5 but i turned my lights on a few hours ago so i can just tell mom i was awake

 No.1347500

love when some pseudointellectual norm tries telling me men only do things for sex with females figured that theory would have been completely blown away with the current social climate

 No.1347501


 No.1347502

refreshed shoujo ramune banner

 No.1347503

by their laws you have to have an actual professional craftsman handle the repairs to get to code and hes probably going to gouge you for everything youre worth you cant just diy it out

 No.1347504

shes at disneyland

 No.1347505

>>1347503
we can just squat

 No.1347506

been watching anime my whole im an expert in traditional japanese carpentry

 No.1347507

>>1347500
its true

 No.1347508

hope mom got blogs

 No.1347509

had 5pm coffee NOT a good idea feeling wired and giddy guess ill have some normahol to calm down

 No.1347510

havent had cawfee in 2 days

 No.1347511

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 No.1347512

ronald gonno snooze

 No.1347513

thats an omen

 No.1347514

sigh just remembered never beat that game no chance i can continue the save gonno have to restart

 No.1347515

File: 1645228353360.png (34.31 KB, 344x117, game.png)

ramming hard

 No.1347516

have to offer a sliver of sanity as penance for lightshowering they will come to feast on my dreams tonight

 No.1347517

File: 1645228411894.jpeg (2.06 MB, 2210x1515, FL5DCOmaIAAV-hr.jpeg)


 No.1347518

freaking out guess were doing this again today

 No.1347519

doing what

 No.1347520

sigh hope someone on hima has a strong enough pc to play and stream elden ring

 No.1347521

pcs barely strong enough to watch streams

 No.1347522

>>1347519
freaking out

 No.1347523

why

 No.1347524


 No.1347525

sigh its over

 No.1347526

fully expect er to be a broken buggy mess like every souls game

 No.1347527

>>1347523
cant think of a single reason why NOT

 No.1347528

i can

 No.1347529

cookin up some chicken rice is ready too havent decided how ill combine them

 No.1347530

sekiro wasnt broken

 No.1347531

thats a rhythm game NOT a souls game

 No.1347532

thats NOT true

 No.1347533

you mash r1 and circle in souls and l1 in sackhero its different

 No.1347534

never played sekiro bloodborne nioh ds2 or ds3 only ds1

 No.1347535

File: 1645229935812.jpg (2.52 MB, 1885x3000, 96345874_p0.jpg)


 No.1347536

mom doesnt like to gamble supposedly but then had a kid at 35 probably NOT thinking she was sentencing it to a lifetime in hell trapped inside the body of an ugly retard

 No.1347537

what about demons

 No.1347538

made teriyaki chicken its alright

 No.1347539

a true miracle is possible only with a commensurate amount of risk in the alternate universe where her dice rolled better youre already the ceo of a multibillion dollar company

 No.1347540

sigh shouldve trimmed off the gristle after all

 No.1347541

bet it all on the ritual

 No.1347542

need to go back in time and and accidentally ram moms stomach with a shopping cart in 1991

 No.1347543

never understand when people say things like that what does it matter if you go back in time to prevent your birth you could rope right now if you wanted and it would have the same end result

 No.1347544

being dead is secondary to NOT existing

 No.1347545

you cant just tell a himabro to rope

 No.1347546

im NOT telling him to rope im just saying i dont get it

 No.1347547

you cant just passive aggressively say you dont understand why a himabro hasnt roped yet

 No.1347548

most of us are going to rope within the next 8 years anyway

 No.1347549

u mena get wives and careers

 No.1347550

yeah in the other world

 No.1347551

>>1347546
whats to get wouldnt you want to wipe all traces of your existence from reality and NOT just stop existing after decades of humilation have already taken place

 No.1347552

no because if that happens what was the point of all the suffering i had to go through until now

 No.1347553

uh whats the point even if it doesnt

 No.1347554

theres no point either way

 No.1347555

it wont exist but it would have existed in an alternate timeline someone has to pay

 No.1347556

they must pay

 No.1347557

read in the paper that theyre admitting the hoaxflu is over and mom forced me into a suicide pact with her for no reason hopefully it shaved a good amount of time off and i dont live past 45 even if i want to

 No.1347558

the paper

 No.1347559

read the funnies every day as a kid loved when sunday came around and it was two sheets in color

 No.1347561

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 No.1347562


 No.1347563


 No.1347564

its good

 No.1347565


 No.1347566

never played souls

 No.1347567

why didnt n5 guy move to japan and start a youtube channel like paolo and make a living annoying japanese workers

 No.1347568

he only learned jap to boast about it on jp spinoffs with 5 people on it

 No.1347569

-1 second(s) ago
hehe

 No.1347570

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 No.1347571

>>1347567
too high inhib for that

 No.1347572


 No.1347573

cat made me trip over the headphone extension cable it violently pulled out of the socket and snapped the male connector

 No.1347574

never played any mmos except scape

 No.1347575

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 No.1347576

scape is a single player game

 No.1347577

ya

 No.1347578

>>1347571
you could have funded the mansion you selfish prick

 No.1347579

didnt realize paolo was close to 3 million subs thought he just had a few hundred thousand

 No.1347580

regretting that feast

 No.1347582

might have a nice slice of chococake today

 No.1347583

pic

 No.1347584

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 No.1347585

hate nuts in chocolate desserts

 No.1347586

no refined sugars

 No.1347587

laughed to myself then two seconds later was back to ropethoughts

 No.1347588

go to a brain doctor

 No.1347589

checked the ban page hb the jan man is back in action

 No.1347590

File: 1645235163633.png (250.07 KB, 470x470, cake.png)

>>1347583
looks like this

 No.1347591


 No.1347592

who blanked

 No.1347593


 No.1347594

hope its NOT a puny slice like that

 No.1347595

uh what do you mean slice thats a picture of the whole cake its as big as my arm

 No.1347596

gonno need a pic

 No.1347597

thats a slice idiot cake sides dont turn out like that naturally

 No.1347598


 No.1347599


 No.1347600

they do its in my fridge

 No.1347601

pic

 No.1347602

no

 No.1347603

oh

 No.1347604

wish i had a nice costco sheet cake

 No.1347606

>>1347565
wonder if they also repair trains that people jumped in front of

 No.1347607


 No.1347608

nah they just throw it out and build aNOTher

 No.1347609

feel bad for the guy who has to mop up the guts off the track

 No.1347611

no point in pills when im just rotting to death in a chair anyway

 No.1347612

thats what i thought but look at therapyguy

 No.1347614

>>1347612
i dont want to

 No.1347615

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 No.1347616

aim right between my eyes please

 No.1347617

woke up mornin hima

 No.1347619

guess ill ram for a bit

 No.1347621

dont you think youve ramed enough its time for some ranked

 No.1347622

>>1347611
you can spend your last days doing fun things instead of writhing in dread

 No.1347624

index

 No.1347625

ram is fun ranked is NOT simple as that

 No.1347626

its NOT fun unless the numbers go up or down at the end

 No.1347627

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 No.1347628

dont give a hoot about the end brain tingles when i snowball and ranked doesnt have snowballs

 No.1347630

im causal

 No.1347631

it does if you play nunu

 No.1347632

only tard play nunu

 No.1347633

tards

 No.1347634

File: 1645238272855.jpg (381.89 KB, 740x1180, 96356101_p0.jpg)

sighing

 No.1347635

mindblowing that much like my ancestors i cant compete in the country i was born in except now theres nowhere else to go

 No.1347636

japan

 No.1347637

they live worse than animals

 No.1347638


 No.1347639

im animal

 No.1347641

got too many chests and NOT enough keys

 No.1347642

going insane as my body tears itself apart from the inside

 No.1347644

no different than the tossers

 No.1347645

same got a bunch of chests but cant get any key fragments because im honor level 0 because i keep getting 2 week bans and chat restrictions

 No.1347646

wish i was smart enough to toss

 No.1347648

never been banned from an online game well thats NOT quite true last i checked my old scape account was banned but i dont know why

 No.1347649

whats the point in playing online games if you dont abuse the norms

 No.1347650

my crippling anxiety and high inhibition is NOT restricted to interactions in the real world

 No.1347651

have you tried manning up

 No.1347652

usually the bans come the day after i had one too many blogs and then encountered some chinese players

 No.1347653

too incompatible with the norms in this modern hellscape could have handled it 15 years ago or earlier

 No.1347654

never typed in chat

 No.1347655

couldnt handle having a gf or having a job constantly being photographed and forced to pretend at all times that i wouldnt be better off splattered on the pavement

 No.1347656

inferiority complex and self loathing in overdrive tonight

 No.1347657

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 No.1347658

shes asking for it

 No.1347659

>>1347652
pasted

 No.1347661

asking for what

 No.1347662

to be fsnapped

 No.1347664

need to get my manass snapped

 No.1347665

i had ufo corki and king rammus and i looked it up and those accounts are only worth like $30 more than regular unranked accounts that account got permad though sigh

 No.1347666

File: 1645241117628.jpg (240.86 KB, 1200x675, 96354616_p2.jpg)


 No.1347668

i belong on the open sea

 No.1347669

it was incredibly easy to get in to closed beta i dont think they were ever worth much

 No.1347670

im closed beta

 No.1347671


 No.1347672

get random people adding me from time to time and asking to buy my summoner name

 No.1347673

what is it

 No.1347675

feelin real bad

 No.1347677

im NOT sure how to say this but i might be autistic

 No.1347678

>>1347674
pasted uliguy

 No.1347679

File: 1645242660248.png (1.33 MB, 2126x1800, 96345176_p0.png)


 No.1347680

release the lady or face my wrath

 No.1347682

n5guys arrogance has gone on long enough

 No.1347683

hate the norms

 No.1347684

crying for my wasted years of brain elasticity

 No.1347685

im actually an etl

 No.1347686

File: 1645242925987.ogg (3.78 MB, 11 - I Just Wasn't Made for These Times.ogg)


 No.1347687

spent my elastic 20s developing ingenious new ways to be miserable

 No.1347688

ban

 No.1347689

wish i wasnt such a worthless retard

 No.1347690

things would have been different if i had an aniki to kick my rear into gear instead i was allowed to fester as a NOThingbaby under the uncaring eye of my single mother

 No.1347691

had an aneki and it didnt help NOThin

 No.1347692

i mean a real cool guy to make you into a man

 No.1347693

shared a room with my sis growing up but we got our own rooms by the time i was i dont remember but well before teen

 No.1347694

if my iq was as high as the freaks maybe i wouldnt have to instantly kill myself if something happened to mom sigh

 No.1347695

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 No.1347696

got an iq test as a kid for some reason then as a teen when mom got me tested got a pretty high score but jokes on them because the questions were the same the second time around even though it was a completely unrelated location NOTiced when i stumbled hard on the same question twice

 No.1347697

my iq was documented to be 139 had i one more point i would have had a genius level iq and my real life could have had a chance to begin

 No.1347698

if you had the freaks iq you would go mad pondering the universe and the only thing to bring you away from the cliffs edge will be fetid asian prostitute pussy

 No.1347699

thought iq tests were out of 100 got stoked when i got a 93

 No.1347700

crazy how freak is a multimillionaire now but he spends all his dosh on asian hookers and camwhores instead of funding the mansion

 No.1347701

once you get rich you forget about those that got you there in the first place

 No.1347702

needed to be a confident high iq psychopath or a low iq aggressive laborer but ended up somewhere in between and wasted my entire life

 No.1347703

it wasnt a waste didnt we have some good times every now and then

 No.1347704

its NOT a waste if you had fun with your bros on hima

 No.1347705

tearing up

 No.1347706

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 No.1347709

accepting roommate applications

 No.1347710

wanted to arrange the mansion construction in france with the bogs but the norms killed them off before it could take off

 No.1347711

the call saved hima but at what cost

 No.1347712

the abducted ukrainian maids will be forced to dress up as touhous

 No.1347714

can i choose to dress up too

 No.1347715

File: 1645244729132.jpg (421.02 KB, 1920x1080, lala hd.jpg)


 No.1347716

File: 1645244742026.jpg (836.25 KB, 900x1300, 96346181_p0.jpg)


 No.1347717

somehow unconsciously made the worst choice out of every decision i was ever faced with

 No.1347718

the only correct decision i made in life was to drop out of school and neet so i could fit in on /jp/

 No.1347719

this time i stared down the teen and she was the one who had to look away awkwardly

 No.1347720

still breaking out into rash or hives everywhere i rub or scratch even slightly just wiped my lips with my sleeve by habit yep its heating up just like every other day and night

 No.1347721

you made her think she was going to get snapped

 No.1347722

wonder how the checkout lady would react if instead of staring hard at a fixed point beyond the stand i stared into her eyes instead

 No.1347723

stare at her boobs

 No.1347724

im NOT seki

 No.1347725

i would snap her were it NOT for the fact that were both socially awkward teens ignoring the fact im probably almost twice her age

 No.1347726

would rage if i was a girl and someone stared at my boobs

 No.1347727

sis flaunts them

 No.1347728

what if it was an upstanding mentally ill neet gentleman

 No.1347729

autism is NOT a mental illness

 No.1347731

hate when sis comes in my room when im gaming and rests her giant boobers atop my head and starts telling me to stop being a nerd and to play with her instead

 No.1347732

need access to a himamates sis

 No.1347733

closed my heart to everyone since i was well before teen even mom and sis

 No.1347735

the viibryd gave me a full day of diarrhea when i first started now it only makes me nauseas after i take it try to do it before i go to sleep so i can be unconscious during

 No.1347736

why NOT im a nice guy

 No.1347737

sis is attractive as a human body but NOT as a person

 No.1347738

you need to be a jacked face tattoo ex con NOT a nice guy

 No.1347739

thats all women

 No.1347740

File: 1645245603870.jpg (514.73 KB, 1514x1000, 27244635_p0.jpg)

Sigh.

 No.1347741

sigh remember when sis and i were innocent wed play teatime in the car now she spends her time hopped up on weed and brainpills dont even remember how many bfs shes gone through

 No.1347742

can i be the next one

 No.1347743

last i heard she broke up with the last one but isnt planning on getting aNOTher one for a bit

 No.1347744

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 No.1347745

things wouldnt have ended up like this if id had a sis

 No.1347746

glad i dont have a sis cant imagine having to hear some guy flipsperming her while im trying to game

 No.1347748

love having a wank to sis latest tinder fling railing her down the hall

 No.1347749

feeling emotional

 No.1347751

emotions are for women

 No.1347752

dont call me vile

 No.1347753

been betrayed by mom too many times to consider her close

 No.1347754

would NOT want spend years raising a daughter only to have her spermed in hard by some other man

 No.1347755

want to

 No.1347756

simply become an absentee dad just like your own

 No.1347757

that would only exacerbate the problem shed get spermed in by hundreds of men if that happened

 No.1347758

gonno toss and rage

 No.1347759

relax and ram instead

 No.1347760

File: 1645246370445.png (6.92 MB, 5016x3541, 96360894_p0.png)


 No.1347761

me on the right

 No.1347762

me on the left

 No.1347763

where am i

 No.1347764

in our mouths

 No.1347765

vile

 No.1347766

im NOT gonno feel good tomorrow norming

 No.1347767

dont feel good now

 No.1347768

you shouldnt have drank all that normahol

 No.1347769

too low iq to comprehend kissing

 No.1347770

practice on the pillow

 No.1347771

too late because im NOT gonno stop

 No.1347772

havent needed to drink since the pills

 No.1347773

try to NOT take me pills after drinking

 No.1347774

would never take brainpills on a schedule prescribed by some quack but wouldnt be opposed to trying them on my own terms to see what theyre like

 No.1347775

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 No.1347777

norms assume im smart because theyve never seen someone who is actually smart

 No.1347778

used to climb mountains dont remember the last time managed to Drive up a mountain a year ago or so managed to fail to climb up a mountain half a decade ago or so before that i was more successful guess it scarred me

 No.1347779

spilled ketchup all over my bedsheets

 No.1347780

and my keyb

 No.1347781

havent had ketchup in maybe a year

 No.1347782

saw a picture of ketchup at a video rental store that was unappetizing so i never ate ketchup again

 No.1347783

post it

 No.1347785

dadnorm

 No.1347786

is that before or after you played catch and he introduced you to your choice of a dozen gfs

 No.1347787

how do i know someone didnt sperm in the rented ketchup

 No.1347788

wonder if i wouldve turned out norm if i had a dad

 No.1347789

youd still be a tard

 No.1347790

youd be an arrogant dadnorm like the dadnorms on here

 No.1347791

tried wiping ketchup off the keyb but i think i just pushed some into the keys

 No.1347792

how about a pic

 No.1347793

how about you get off my back picker

 No.1347794

still have the vinegar i bought last year to clean me keyboard still havent cleaned

 No.1347795

File: 1645247669795.jpg (224.72 KB, 1044x781, summer night.jpg)

post those dads

 No.1347797

cant blame the norms for making my life hell it all started when the demiurge decided my fate was to be a freak the moment i was born

 No.1347798

nah out of sight out of mind the keys still work it just smells like ketchup now

 No.1347800

most norms arent sentient you were granted the spark of wisdom its up to you what to do with it

 No.1347801

soon all will be returned to NOThing under the name of the demiurge

 No.1347802

how soon

 No.1347803

we were supposed to be dads by now

 No.1347804

need to become normal fast

 No.1347805

mom still thinks she might be a gran one day hehe

 No.1347806

told mom its over but she simply gave me a smug laugh

 No.1347807

i think ive gotten pretty good at larping as a norm just make sure you dont get too comfortable and say something too out there

 No.1347808

cant imagine ever being that comfortable let alone in a world where i had a license and a job

 No.1347809

have a dad and im one of the least norm here

 No.1347810

think im pretty good at norming it up myself when that guy asked me about my pb responding by asking if hed found a cheaper place

 No.1347811

im the biggest norm on hima NOT counting the unvirgs

 No.1347812

we kneel to the unvirgs

 No.1347813

live with mom and dad but dont mention dad too often because of the dad rager

 No.1347814

die kneeler just die

 No.1347815

whats a pb

 No.1347816

peanut butter

 No.1347817

i observed a lot of norms i think the thing that helped the most was learning to talk slower instead of getting worked up and panicking and tripping over words or saying the wrong words

 No.1347818

wish i had roped as a teen would have been a lot better

 No.1347820

if you flip in your dream are you still cel

 No.1347821

never flipped in my dreams that i can remember

 No.1347822

im the most retarded faggot on hima

 No.1347823

work hard and be able to master basic human interaction in your early 30s maybe if youre lucky you can master powertalk by your 40s and when youre 50 who knows maybe you can lose your virg

 No.1347824

the checkout lady says something like hi how are you i respond with a resounding good you then stare off into the distance sometimes she says NOThing well then i also say NOThing at the end she gives the total i plug in the card im never really sure when im supposed to plug in the card but luckily this part of the script doesnt trip me up too often after thats over she gives me the receipt and says something like have a nice day and i say thanks you too in a cheery voice sometimes she says something that doesnt apply to like something related to what i bought ive said thanks you too in that case but i try to adapt and say thanks have a nice day instead then im on my way if im lucky thats it sometimes im unlucky and run into the cart guy at the same time im returning my own hate when that happens but have managed to ad lib it so far

 No.1347825

NOT stupid enough to value flipping or human interaction

 No.1347826

then what are you going to do

 No.1347827

whenever norms ask me a superfluous question like how are you i say good but dont ask them back or say anything else so either theres a long pause before they continue with their script or NOThing but silence afterwards

 No.1347828

the physical card im using right now its just a debit card never got a credit card well it ran into issues with the chip for a while that resulted in some awful moments that i dont feel like recalling but one time the checkout lady grabbed my card and held it on the machine thats when i learned about the tap so now i just tap at certain stores

 No.1347829

>>1347826
i dont know either try to norm it up or start trying to get bux

 No.1347831

every once in a while you get an anomaly who will try to converse with you while scanning your things had a black girl start talking about my items and said i must like spaghetti she likes spaghetti too i said oh

 No.1347832

mom got me a gift card and hb that was hell because it did NOT want to scan when i tried to use it and just happened to choose the trainee checkout lane so the lady didnt know how to enter the card well thats NOT being fair she called over the manager who also didnt know how to enter so i stood there awkwardly tried to interject saying if it didnt scan i could just pay but they didnt even acknowledge my existence at that point luckily manager lady eventually figured out how to manually enter it had to ask me for how much was on the card still wonder what wouldve happened if i lied and gave an amount that would cover the whole transaction

 No.1347833

mindblowing that having a job would involve literally hundreds of experiences like that every day forever

 No.1347834

each experience nets you a good amount of xp thats how seki gained enough to spend on the loss of virginity status upgrade

 No.1347835

sometimes i think about doing something unique to change up their routine out of pity because i know i wouldnt want to stand there and do that for 6 or more hours but im NOT cool enough to think of anything

 No.1347836

i like pretending to be badly retarded from entering the store until i leave and then giving them a sly wink on the way out

 No.1347837

>>1347834
nah it just increases the odds that something will go wrong

 No.1347838

that only worked for seki because he was already a norm in that guys case hes going to be the one with the gardevoir pin

 No.1347839

oh it didnt scan right does that mean its free

 No.1347840

uh no

 No.1347841

have a terrible memory from when mom tried making me get a job and i dropped off the application infront of a bunch of cute highschool girls while i was leaving i accidentally hit the door like a tard because it was the open door and didnt open on exit when i looked back i saw the girls laughing never went back

 No.1347842

one time checkout lanes were all full because the god damn norms keep using the self checkout lanes and putting the workers out of business well i was in a regular lane i trying to be but there wasnt room because the aisle wasnt designed well so hung back a bit so that thered be room between me and the next guy for people walking to pass by well guess what some norm came in front of me as if i wasnt there so i clocked him one good just kidding didnt say anything well the checkout lady commended me just kidding the interaction was like usual the whole experience made me wonder why i even bother yet ill continue to bother because im NOT able to NOT

 No.1347843


 No.1347844

you should have been used to looking like a retard in public and having girls laugh at you by that age

 No.1347846

uh drop off at the front no youre supposed to ask for the manager and give him a firm handshake

 No.1347848


 No.1347849

im NOT sure why all these checkout lane memories are coming back to me now but i wish they werent one trick ive found useful is pretending like im deciding hard what to buy among the various things presented at the lane itself like candy bars sometimes even pick up a bar and pretend to check the nutrition facts never bought one however

 No.1347850

File: 1645249552467.jpg (103.21 KB, 600x750, lolicon-dating-motivator.jpg)


 No.1347852

uh miuchan would want you to spend dollars on her now

 No.1347853

have a checkout lane story that pains me to this day the whole queue was laughing at me going to leave it at that for now maybe someday ill be ready to talk about it

 No.1347854

File: 1645249691164.png (8.57 MB, 3169x4409, 96361010_p0.png)


 No.1347855

File: 1645249875256.png (245.63 KB, 700x659, f95db7a7cef0ad6acd8ecd66c97699ce.png)


 No.1347856

mop da doo didda

 No.1347858

spermed to a nice himako doujin

 No.1347860


 No.1347861

was in a situation with a chaotic line and a dumb beaner preventing anyone else from checking out NOT too long ago just stood there myself used all the invisibility skills id learned over the years to let things pass because of the awkward aisle placement some people ended up in front of me but i didnt mind just kept staring off into the distance trying to look like i was thinking about something but when the guy was about done the lady up next had to bring up that i was next tried to say oh no youre there go ahead that always works at the grocer but this was a home improvement store so she kept insisting went back and forth once or twice before i just cut it short by cutting ahead there were plenty of self checkout lanes open i couldve used but i didnt because i wanted to pay cash because i did NOT want what i was buying to be trackable and just as well i didnt want anyone paying me mind but she did and i got to the checkout well the lady made some commend i didnt even know we sell something this cheap think i tried to respond with something like oh yeah you even have cheaper tubing but this is the size i needed but she just repeated herself didnt really know what to say ended up skedaddling luckily went fine otherwise unlike the time there was a fire alarm in the store

 No.1347862

>>1347859
youre hired

 No.1347863

is it that easy to get a j

 No.1347864

ya theres a labor shortage just walk in ask for the manager give him a firm handshake

 No.1347865

regretting that normffeine regretting this normahol gonno regret tomoorrow norming

 No.1347866

hate the labor shortage meme

 No.1347867

love seeing the were hiring signs

 No.1347868

aunt mentioned she was a buddhist once

 No.1347869

File: 1645250759592.png (1.04 MB, 828x912, b98.png)


 No.1347870

hope you showed her this

 No.1347871

uh no i just nodded my head and said whatever generic phrase was on the top of my stack

 No.1347872

dont want to get on their bad side aunt and uncle are well off and get the feeling that unc has a good opinion of me for some reason if im still alive in 40 years when they die 99% of that wealth is going to their own but if im lucky i might get the scraps

 No.1347873

40 years give me a break

 No.1347875

what

 No.1347876

we all agreed to die in 2065

 No.1347877

wouldnt be surprised if hes still alive in 40 years great unc lived pretty damn long

 No.1347878

what is there even to do for aNOTher 40 years especially with the way things outside the room get worse and worse

 No.1347879

you know

 No.1347880

wish i could be normal without having to try and just didnt want to get a job but still had all the other perks

 No.1347882

well lets see at my current pace would take me at least a couple centuries to finish up the stuff i wouldve finished up in a few months as a teen

 No.1347883

dont you get bored

 No.1347884

File: 1645251229127.jpg (21.69 KB, 639x361, room.jpg)


 No.1347885

love when im taller than the refrigerator

 No.1347886

mom wanted to measure me last normsmas always measured us when we were kids have it marked on the wall well apparently i shrunk more like i was standing on me tiptoes when i was measured last time why did i have to stop growing just short of six feet just flipping shoot me

 No.1347888

File: 1645251529209.jpg (3.81 MB, 2668x3425, 96363110_p0.jpg)


 No.1347889

wish hitler won so gacha games wouldnt exist

 No.1347890

just one factor wouldnt make a difference for any of us unless that factor was being norm

 No.1347891

mom always measured me bone pressed

 No.1347892

ya tall enough to bump into the ceiling on a cavern tour and NOT tall enough to have the ladies lining up

 No.1347894

never rolled

 No.1347895

vaguely remember all the stop drop and roll campaigns yet i never caught on fire NOT even a little bit talk about a ripoff

 No.1347896

you think that was bad i had to sit through 3 sex education classes and none actually taught how to get to the sex

 No.1347897

never gone through sex ed can you give me the highlights

 No.1347898

i think by now you would have figured it all out they talked about puberty and pubic hair and the menstrual cycle and joing

 No.1347899

uh what hair sorry youre gonno have to start from the basiscs

 No.1347900

File: 1645251958295.jpg (495.69 KB, 1031x1518, 96362270_p0.jpg)


 No.1347901

ok around age 12 to 14 you may start having funny feelings that make you feel ashamed but just know its a natural part of growing up

 No.1347902

all these years later and i still feel ashamed

 No.1347904

remember my first time ejaculating dont remember the age but do remember i wasnt thinking any untoward thoughts it was purely a physical phenomenon for a bit

 No.1347906

think it took 3 wet dreams to realize that i was making sperm in my sleep i didnt get it because i didnt do it when awake

 No.1347907

nice uli

 No.1347908

started by squeezing didnt know i was supposed to stroke

 No.1347909

first sperm was in the tub pulled a muscle

 No.1347910

NOT sure why mom refuses to trim fat and gristle off of meat it looks and tastes vile

 No.1347912

it tastes great

 No.1347914

got some i think the package said thigh cutlets they were 30-40 cents more per lb than breasts so it was a splurge pack also said they were well trimmed well i tried them without a single bit of extra trimming and i ended up without a mouth full of gristle

 No.1347915

best god damn muscle i ever pulled wish i could feel the feeling i felt that day

 No.1347917

never fell for the nojo meme

 No.1347918

the gristler

 No.1347919

things start to get a little freaky after a week

 No.1347920

uhh freaky

 No.1347921

sigh

 No.1347923

remember scamming someone out of their cash shop glasses and cape hehe

 No.1347924


 No.1347926

that child will grow up to be the hima admin

 No.1347928

spent hundreds of hours chopping yews in 07 to afford full dharoks and got lured with some weird vengeance poh glitch and died still NOT sure how they did it to this day

 No.1347930

ended up using a camelot teleport just before i died so they didnt get the loot some lucky guy got my dh helm and other stuff sigh

 No.1347931

that was me

 No.1347932

bastard

 No.1347934


 No.1347935

>>1347933
you could have met your wife on it

 No.1347937

she would have approached you

 No.1347938


 No.1347939

ran a big operation in 05 where i hired noobs to mine essence for me for 20gp each then hopped to world 1 and resold them for 30gp each

 No.1347940

wonder how turt and freak and trevor and neetblog all managed to learn things and input consistent effort into improving their chances in life it cant just be high iq

 No.1347941

trying to remember the last time i performed even some semi positive action on a regular basis

 No.1347943

NOT roping is positive

 No.1347944

>>1347942
feel like i cant now because you told me thanks a lot

 No.1347945

>>1347940
chances of what

 No.1347947

>>1347945
even pretending to larp as an adult

 No.1347948

File: 1645257527974.png (831.93 KB, 704x872, Screenshot 2022-02-19 at 07-40-23 Leisure_Suit….png)


 No.1347950

long day in the big apple hima im about to fire up happy color and fall asleep

 No.1347951

snowing hima its snowing

 No.1347952


 No.1347953

biblical

 No.1347954

might darkshower

 No.1347955

didnt bother theres no point

 No.1347956

mioshas really bad at marika

 No.1347957

die tubeteen

 No.1347959

youre NOT even supposed to wear a towel in the onsen you stupid bitch

 No.1347960

shes almost bond 11 gonno try to np3 her too

 No.1347961

wonder how it feels to flip a kid

 No.1347962


 No.1347963


 No.1347965

File: 1645270043709.jpeg (846.04 KB, 3070x4096, FL8nQgEVcAIMGyK.jpeg)


 No.1347966

finna smoke a bowl

 No.1347967

forgot to wash behind my ears

 No.1347968

did you remember to wash under your foreskin

 No.1347969

wish i had a foreskin

 No.1347970


 No.1347971

hes starting to look like jack nicholson

 No.1347972

File: 1645274857943.jpeg (280.85 KB, 733x1000, FL9EqAZakAMTtRQ.jpeg)


 No.1347973

>>1347961
buy a nice cocolo

 No.1347974

woke up do NOT feel good

 No.1347975

File: 1645280691989.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 187.68 KB, 876x1210, FL9u0tQVUAIv0HR.jpeg)


 No.1347976

you dont need to post everything from that artists twitter we already get that youre following them

 No.1347977

he is the artist

 No.1347978

File: 1645282921253.jpg (1.78 MB, 1814x2450, illust_92549345_20220219_065645.jpg)

>>1347965
love tomimis big sexy tail

 No.1347979

magdump me with a rocket launcher

 No.1347980

gobbling some rice and chicken starting to feel a little better accidentally dropped one of the fillets in the sink

 No.1347981

might start carrying the jan in lol so he stops lashing out at my tubebros

 No.1347982

that was 14 hours ago were you too busy dancing at da club to make a comment at the time

 No.1347983

snoozed after subarus stream and didnt unskip til now

 No.1347984

always pop in to check hima a few times a night while im at the pub with me mates or grinding on birds at the club

 No.1347985

File: 1645284887730.png (563.61 KB, 1280x1280, 96370012_p1.png)


 No.1347986

desire to feel boobies and i dont know why

 No.1347987

big or small

 No.1347988

File: 1645285348962.png (1.35 MB, 1800x2600, 96367216_p0.png)


 No.1347989

still raging at kitty after me made me snap my headphone cable last night but one silver lining is she made me shop online finally bought a new ssd while there

 No.1347990

how is being tricked into wasting money a silver lining

 No.1347991

hope it was an nvme

 No.1347992

norme

 No.1347993

hate when i move files from my sata ssds to my nvme and it takes forever

 No.1347994

File: 1645286583799.jpg (3.71 MB, 3636x2668, 96369322_p0.jpg)


 No.1347995


 No.1347996

crying for the koicel

 No.1347997

why

 No.1347998

File: 1645287031649.jpeg (261.81 KB, 1000x1200, FL9ytetVIAMqcp-.jpeg)


 No.1347999

had a dream i was inuyasha

 No.1348000

regretting that coffee

 No.1348001

File: 1645289169129.jpg (492.36 KB, 1280x1028, 96373061_p0.jpg)


 No.1348002

File: 1645289610561.jpg (74.79 KB, 800x1000, 95829006_p5.jpg)


 No.1348003

hid

 No.1348004

you mean high intensity discharge

 No.1348005

hwhat

 No.1348006

head feels like its gonno burst

 No.1348007

tried playing wily beast and weakest creature but fingernails are too long hard to hit the keys right

 No.1348008

nice longnail

 No.1348009

dont have that problem bite em soon as theres enough to get me teeth on

 No.1348010

you need to use a clipper

 No.1348011

might ushizaki jo

 No.1348012

sis gave me a molly

 No.1348013

you mean molotov cocktail

 No.1348014

took one of my sleepy knock out pills

 No.1348015

File: 1645293821329.jpeg (257.29 KB, 1440x1418, A7F664CC-32A5-4298-915F-824DD5383899.jpeg)


 No.1348016

dont get it

 No.1348017

File: 1645293949190.png (8.57 MB, 3169x4409, 96361010_p0.png)


 No.1348018

spam

 No.1348019

wanted to be strong bad but ended up as senor cardgage

 No.1348020

>>1348012
party with sis

 No.1348021

>>1347961
ken will tell us

 No.1348022


 No.1348023

finally had a bowel movement for the first time since my diarrhea ended on wednesday

 No.1348024

cant believe i need a quantum supercomputer to play elden ring

 No.1348026

woke up and immediately started gaming for 5 hours before pissing or eating

 No.1348027

woke up five hours ago still havent done anything

 No.1348028

was cursed with a girly face and no hair

 No.1348029

pic

 No.1348030

no pics of me exist

 No.1348031

take one

 No.1348032

what do i get in return

 No.1348033

compliments

 No.1348034

why would i want compliments from a man

 No.1348035

tired of seeing the that blonde pink fotm girl everywhere

 No.1348036

who

 No.1348037

you know the one

 No.1348038

never get tired of seeing the dog days pink girl or blonde girl

 No.1348039

as a matter of fact i dont

 No.1348040

File: 1645299177708.webm (3.95 MB, 800x450, 1576193322240.webm)


 No.1348041

File: 1645301018533.mp4 (9.58 MB, Daoab5M.mp4)


 No.1348042

uh where are the posts hello

 No.1348043

hi

 No.1348044

hey what are you up to

 No.1348045

playing splatoon

 No.1348046

uh thats a kids game

 No.1348047

yeah

 No.1348048

youre a grown ass man

 No.1348049

yeah

 No.1348050

stream

 No.1348051

NOT a streamer

 No.1348052

the pc version of elden ring is looking bad

 No.1348053

yeah its unfortunate hope someone makes an erfix

 No.1348054

cant wait to play er at a nice 23 fps and have malcolm reynolds wannabe teens invade me to crash me get me banned and steal my bank information

 No.1348055

love stealing bank info

 No.1348056

more of a steamer than a streamer meself

 No.1348057

stream a nice steaming

 No.1348058

File: 1645306252165.jpg (529.11 KB, 813x1306, 96377197_p0.jpg)


 No.1348059


 No.1348060

starting to feel a bit better

 No.1348061

had a nice islamic zilean game

 No.1348062

trash starting to build up by my bed

 No.1348063

groaning hard woke up at 4 again

 No.1348064

4 or 4

 No.1348065

you know

 No.1348066

moms makin stuffed peps

 No.1348067

File: 1645308202254.jpg (1.28 MB, 2204x1364, top_mv.jpg)

dont remember hearing theres gonno be a movie

 No.1348068

never watched that never will

 No.1348069

your loss

 No.1348070

same

 No.1348071

>>1348069
nah i already watched yama no susume and saw plenty of screencaps

 No.1348072

uh theyre completely different

 No.1348073

File: 1645308969434.jpg (250.44 KB, 517x1000, 96372445_p0.jpg)


 No.1348074

File: 1645309365293.png (347.63 KB, 905x813, hellya.png)

we won hima

 No.1348075

how can they fire someone for a statement of fact

 No.1348076

she was too arrogant

 No.1348077

love making up the plot of an anime in my head based on hima screencaps

 No.1348078

pasted rushia roping on stream

 No.1348079

what do you mean making up the screencaps had subtitles they just teach urbanite soyjaps how to break spaghetti and spend hundreds of dollars on camping equipment

 No.1348080

wow you must be one of those red pilled folks i keep hearing about

 No.1348081

yama no susume is the superior hobby advertisement

 No.1348082

hope youre talking about tardass yuru camp and NOT yama no susume cause the latter has really good cheap and safe camping advice

 No.1348083

never camped

 No.1348084

camping pinches hard

 No.1348086

who invited you

 No.1348087

File: 1645310849273.jpg (1.44 MB, 1500x1800, 96373513_p0.jpg)


 No.1348088

isnt 5'7 above average in japan

 No.1348089

its average

 No.1348090

who do these short women think are the ones spawning manlets

 No.1348092

File: 1645311808043.jpg (265.56 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru -….jpg)

gonno try this

 No.1348094

uh why would she rope when she has a loving bf

 No.1348095

File: 1645312057819.png (1.09 MB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru -….png)


 No.1348096


 No.1348098

crying for her

 No.1348099

dont know if i felt good last month but i remember it far more fondly

 No.1348100

File: 1645312386039.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 788.15 KB, 970x1172, FLtUg8BUYAEsp9e.jpeg)


 No.1348101

i dont think girls like that

 No.1348102

how do you know

 No.1348104

they dont even like sex

 No.1348105

you couldnt be more wrong

 No.1348107

how did my genes get this far

 No.1348108

File: 1645313250893.png (2.2 MB, 2368x1309, unknown.png)


 No.1348109

hate vsimps more than i could ever hate a vfoid

 No.1348110

dont know how i won the sperm race

 No.1348112

theyre rational they just dont care about cels i wouldnt either if i was in their position

 No.1348113

tired of feeling so bad gonno take a shower

 No.1348114

senko

 No.1348115

hate entube

 No.1348117

ya but only when you play scape

 No.1348118

he loved scape sigh

 No.1348119

will never support a single entuber i consider them to be dubs

 No.1348120

there are good dubs

 No.1348121

nice toonami adult swim brainwashed norm

 No.1348122

hima posts are dubs

 No.1348123

そのことないよ

 No.1348124

no theyre scanlations

 No.1348125


 No.1348126

there are no good hima posts

 No.1348127

how are there no good hima posts out of almost 1.4 million there must be a few

 No.1348128

youtube started recommending me nagatoro dub clips the other day its pretty bad but the norms in comment sections are saying its great

 No.1348129

wonder if id start disliking jp voices if i was fluent in jap

 No.1348130

nice anime clip this reminds me of when a certain shark said a make sure you reply if you agree

 No.1348131

dont get why the tubies are surprised about her bf

 No.1348133

a lot of japs watch the entubies

 No.1348135

File: 1645314303026.mp4 (816.22 KB, screamer.mp4)


 No.1348136

the translations must be inaccurate then because the lyrics seem tard

 No.1348137

NOT sure why things have to be this way i could have been the manager of the video store by now

 No.1348138


 No.1348140

mom bought pizza wings

 No.1348142

ya but NOT boneless

 No.1348143

>>1348139
die

 No.1348144


 No.1348146


 No.1348147

still have NOT been on the receiving end of a single comment from a female on my musculature only males

 No.1348148

except sis but that doesnt count

 No.1348149

wish i knew how to use a computer

 No.1348150

it counts

 No.1348151

might sisjo any recs

 No.1348152

merely being on hima is likely to place you in the 90th percentile of computer users

 No.1348153

nah im a subhuman fliptard

 No.1348154

wish i had a sis to flip

 No.1348155


 No.1348156

NOT like that the ceo of normbuster should have been snapped with a rusty knife

 No.1348157


 No.1348158

wonder what percent of the population has been convicted for violent crime at some point probably less than 5% imagine if we just gassed them all

 No.1348159

those norms ruined my life by driving independent stores out of business

 No.1348160

you cant just gas turt

 No.1348161

never used tinder wonder what would happen if i did

 No.1348162

cant use tinder i dont want to be flooded with gfs sigh the hard life of a vol

 No.1348163

File: 1645315343779.png (653.86 KB, 832x1254, 96383351_p1.png)


 No.1348164

im mgtow

 No.1348165

can i blame females for NOT secreting arousal hormones in response to my presence when its built into them from birth the same that my ugliness and social retardation is built into me

 No.1348166

you can only be mgtow if you arent cel

 No.1348167

ya thats why im mgtow

 No.1348168

what if youre vol

 No.1348169

why come verifiaby low iq celebrities with millions and billions of dollars exist why cant i crack the code and pretend to be one

 No.1348170

can be mgtow if youre vol but only if there isnt aNOTher layer of in underneath it still surrounding the nice core of warm pusser

 No.1348171

everyone here can easily get a gf except me

 No.1348172

just put yourself out there

 No.1348173

never put myself out there so how can i know if im really incel

 No.1348174


 No.1348175

cant imagine having a live in gf who tells you that you have to make your bed and shower twice a day and NOT piss in the sink

 No.1348176

File: 1645315924460.jpg (29.25 KB, 284x359, pa.jpg)


 No.1348177

hehe

 No.1348178

love how mom sis bro and me all have mental illness

 No.1348179

mental normness

 No.1348181

>>1348173
good question guess im vol

 No.1348182

shower was a waste of time cut the hell out of my neck shaving for some reason

 No.1348183

arent you a bit old to be cutting

 No.1348184

you are never too old for anything

 No.1348185

think it was because i normally dont bother until its much longer NOT used to shaving stubble because i dont have a job

 No.1348186

File: 1645318013031.jpg (2.83 MB, 2894x4093, 96370726_p0.jpg)


 No.1348187

what are you looking at roastoid

 No.1348188

you cant talk to a lady like that

 No.1348189


 No.1348190

>>1348147
it took me countless hours a lot of food and a few cheeky enhancement cycles to get so much as a single comment from a random foid on my physique youre fighting an uphill battle

 No.1348191

never done any of that and still gotten compliments from ladies

 No.1348192

wonder if a single compliment from a female would change my life forever and uncel me into a norm

 No.1348193

>>1348188
memory lapsed and cant remember if i made this post or NOT

 No.1348194

i think i made it

 No.1348196

wasnt me

 No.1348197

we need the jan to settle this

 No.1348198

>>1348192
ask mom if youre handsome or NOT

 No.1348199

even mom doesnt compliment me

 No.1348200

women dont compliment men because they dont want them to immediately get the wrong idea and think they want to be flipped by them

 No.1348201

https://www.goodsmile.info/ja/product/12215/古手梨花.html
cant believe theyre only making one of these and raffling it what the flip

 No.1348202

weird

 No.1348203

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sigh

 No.1348205

norma

 No.1348206

3 slices 6 wings and 1 pop phwe im stuffed

 No.1348207

uh

 No.1348208

the japs love gura

 No.1348209

the language barrier prevents them from knowing the truth about enwhores

 No.1348210

what was that guy talking about tor still works

 No.1348211

>>1348209
isnt it the same the other way around

 No.1348212

>>1348206
nice fleeking twignorm

 No.1348213

gura isnt a whore

 No.1348214

zip it fatso

 No.1348215

hate how 70% of entubers are asian

 No.1348216

yeah it works both ways thats why japs prefer enwhores and eops prefer jpwhores

 No.1348217

which ones are asian

 No.1348218

im white i should be living in the frozen taiga like my ancestors NOT this tropical shite

 No.1348219

which ones are asian

 No.1348220

ina

 No.1348221

white girls dont watch anime

 No.1348222

what tropical shite do you live in

 No.1348223

jps dont prefer enwhores theres just a minority of kenichi smiths

 No.1348224

sick of arrogant second generation asian americans who only date other asian americans

 No.1348225

which ones are asian

 No.1348226

pomu

 No.1348227

bet that purple nijibitch is asian

 No.1348228

which ones are asian

 No.1348229

sigh why cant i be the uber eats delivery man for shiina yuika

 No.1348230


 No.1348231

were being spammed where the flip is 石

 No.1348232

that one reaper entuber that raps is a fat stocky girl in real life she looks like she could help out on the farm

 No.1348233

thankfully there are no chinks where i live

 No.1348234

phew

 No.1348235

yeah we know shes been posted here before

 No.1348236

>>1348230
sorry i didnt know my post went through

 No.1348237

wonder if she plays ffxiv theres the perfect class for her if you catch my drift hehe

 No.1348238

vile enwhore

 No.1348243

>>1348231
dont get it

 No.1348244

>>1348242
who cares

 No.1348245

tor proxies are a necessary evil so i can post my 4chad memes without taking the blame

 No.1348246

got rammed

 No.1348248

hima was bought out by the chinks

 No.1348249

>>1348245
time to grow a sack and risk a ban

 No.1348250

already got a three month ban for >>1210166 that was enough

 No.1348251

we got mexican ate fajitas then mom didnt want half of her wrap so i ate that then she didnt want her rice and beans so ate those too trying to fight off snoozing

 No.1348252

why did she order so much

 No.1348253

dont care NOT complaining

 No.1348254

woke up hi

 No.1348255

wonder whatll happen when mom moves out forever

 No.1348257

>>1348251
hate when mom does that

 No.1348258

mallike how at some places you cant order a decent meal without a it being placed on a big fat slab of evil grains or worse sandwiched between two

 No.1348259

>>1348257
why its more grub for you

 No.1348260

used to trick lil' brudda into eating his fries and drinking his drink first so hed be full when he got to the nice burg hehe

 No.1348261

nice puppetmaster

 No.1348262

just being able to eat more than twignorms made me fat because id always be the one eating their leftovers

 No.1348263

correct order is fries burg drink hate people who eat them all concurrently but ill accept some sips of the drink occasionally if your throat gets blocked

 No.1348264

bet i could eat anyone on hima under the table

 No.1348265

read that post then started to whisper nice puppetmaster under my breath was going to post it then i looked down

 No.1348266

put on 18lbs in the last month and thats NOT counting the water weight

 No.1348267

bone

 No.1348268

wish i had a nice plumpergf to eat me under the table

 No.1348269

NOT sure if ive ever witnessed anyone in real life who could eat more than me

 No.1348270

you couldve had a submissive plumper wife but you decided to have high standards and volcel yourself

 No.1348271

all the plumpers are taken by the manlets with decent faces who arent socially retarded and

 No.1348272

incredible the constant butthurt twitter generates among uploaders

 No.1348273

think if you picked a random 50 people plus me and had an eating contest within them id win but i wouldnt win a real eating contest because those attract the top 0.1%

 No.1348274

>>1348272
what did you said

 No.1348275

ive never seen someone eat more than me in real life would be pretty impressed to see it happen from how the buffet chinks act in the region i should be pretty high up on the leaderboards

 No.1348276

youd get smoked by real eaters

 No.1348277

the hima eatoff

 No.1348278

>>1348273
NOT if one of the 50 was me

 No.1348279

dont like the idea of eating contests because even though i can eat a lot i dont want to do it too fast thats NOT enjoyable

 No.1348280

youre confusing people NOT wanting to eat more with them NOT being able to eat more youre just low eat inhib

 No.1348281

real fats eat slow

 No.1348282

eat one colossal meal per day

 No.1348283

ive also never seen anyone who eats faster than me

 No.1348284

would never be able to an eating contest cant stand food being around my mouth dont want to be stared at by a bunch of norms dont want to have to throw up and waste food after its over so i dont become ultra obese

 No.1348285

absolutely hate people seeing me eat

 No.1348286

whenever the boys at da club have a shared dish multi course dinner with me im always finishing off every dish so NOThing is left over

 No.1348287

love stuffing fries into my mouth after i take a bite of burg

 No.1348288

>>1348281
im NOT real fat and ive always eaten slow

 No.1348289

i dont think they serve multi course dinners at nightclubs

 No.1348290

love sneaking into the toilet with a bottle of whipped cream

 No.1348291

>>1348288
youre an honorary fat

 No.1348292

ya we just know each other at da club we go to a fine eatery

 No.1348293

cant count the times ive almost posted on hima after autocompleting my real name and email

 No.1348294

once made a fat mans pact

 No.1348295

dont believe anyone on hima would use autocomplete

 No.1348296

i respect the choice of fats to prioritize food pleasure over their health

 No.1348297

what if im fat from alcohol abuse

 No.1348298

hima is perfect for autocomplete because everyone posts the same shite so much they forget if it was even them who posted it

 No.1348299

same hehe

 No.1348300

cant wait to embarrass that arrogant fat at the hima dog off

 No.1348301

wish i was turt imagine the pusser i could get by putting myself out there

 No.1348302

if you took his body would you still have his aura

 No.1348303

no dont you remember the ginyuu arc

 No.1348304

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 No.1348305

>>1348301
let me know what to do then and ill do that

 No.1348306

just be yourself

 No.1348307

>>1348304
never done this

 No.1348308

just fire up that tinder

 No.1348309

might become an incel

 No.1348310

NOT falling for that ropefuel again

 No.1348311

spend every day posting on ota about how i hate women why am i still single its NOT fair

 No.1348312

cracked aNOTher can of sugar

 No.1348313

>>1348281
i eat fast love having my mouth stuffed full of food

 No.1348314

you guys ready for world war 3

 No.1348315

there wont be a ww3

 No.1348316

there will its like a week away

 No.1348317

nah

 No.1348318

i need a hug

 No.1348319

who cares if they extend the draft to the upper limit of recruitment im just gonno cut off my pinkies anyway

 No.1348320

you dont have the chutzpah

 No.1348321

gonno become a conscientious blogjector

 No.1348322


 No.1348323

>>1348318
>>1348322
you can solve one aNOThers problem

 No.1348324

nah i dont need a manhug

 No.1348325

just realized its almost 2/22/2022

 No.1348326

>>1348311
are there lots of girls on ota maybe i made a mistake

 No.1348327

oh right my second chance to get that time get

 No.1348328

lets NOT talk about dates or time or women or employment

 No.1348329

the time getter

 No.1348330

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 No.1348331

somebody save that baby

 No.1348332

>>1348326
that cant be true

 No.1348333

shes getting what she needs

 No.1348334

maybe i should just snap

 No.1348335

shes NOT supposed to be doing things like that until shes in her 30s and then only with me

 No.1348336

youll create aNOTher mutantcel

 No.1348337

wish i was her

 No.1348338

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 No.1348339

we should move the hima cord to the thad cord

 No.1348340

eating rice with mayo tunna

 No.1348341

hate thad hes a norm

 No.1348342

perfect for the cord

 No.1348343

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 No.1348344

gonno invite him to hima

 No.1348345

cant get a nigger to replace a caucasian

 No.1348346

he couldnt post on hima anyway since the feds dont allow him to look at sexy ladies

 No.1348347

fire up the mcdonalds wifi

 No.1348348

gonno make some herbal tea

 No.1348349

any criers tonight

 No.1348350

no just sighing

 No.1348351

hima im going to be blunt with you if youre a man you should NOT be crying except on extremely rare occasions and they better involve stuff like death

 No.1348352

why

 No.1348353

im NOT a real man

 No.1348354

havent felt the need to cry at all ever since i started taking my good boy pills

 No.1348355

jesus wept

 No.1348356


 No.1348357

crying will never be japanese

 No.1348358

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 No.1348359

wonder why i didnt end up getting the brainwaves that turned me into an adult who naturally knows how to get a job and gf

 No.1348360


 No.1348361

love being a physically inferior introverted male with no social skills and somehow still ending up retarded instead of a nice soyman with some kind of skill you can only get good at as a nolifer like programming or math

 No.1348362

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 No.1348363

mom tried to make an apple pie told her to go back to the drawing board and threw it in the trash after one bite

 No.1348364

soys are very social

 No.1348365

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 No.1348366

mornin hima made some hot cocoa NOT sure what to do now

 No.1348367

only amongst themselves i had too much self awareness from using imageboards to join the sonic club or whatever the flip

 No.1348368

butt feels flabbier than usual

 No.1348369

hate the kind of person who just consumes what their culture puts in front of them

 No.1348370

what do you mean

 No.1348371

i squeeze my back lovehandle to gauge my fat level and change my eating habits accordingly

 No.1348372

yeah whatever twigger

 No.1348373

>>1348370
i mean they were born in x country and just consume stuff from that country and cultures adjacent to it and are incapable of going outside that

 No.1348374

never seen aqua teen hunger force never will it disgusts me aesthetically dont know why its popular

 No.1348375

its in the name

 No.1348376

>>1348374
youll get it when youre older

 No.1348377

its time for us to just be confident simply play pretend until the norms think its real

 No.1348378

its NOT just confidence i lack i just cant do the same body language and charismatic timing that comes naturally to norms

 No.1348379

hives on me arse

 No.1348380

nah if you simply be confident that youre doing all that correctly its fine

 No.1348381

reminds me i NOTiced a big ol scab on me frenulum in the shower earlier thats a new one

 No.1348382

>>1348373
nice globalist

 No.1348383

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 No.1348384

love japanese culture

 No.1348385

hate how im expected to have seen all the big new shows on netflix

 No.1348386

uh expected by whom

 No.1348387

the norms

 No.1348388

>>1348386
my bros at the club

 No.1348389

turt doesnt it disgust you when you see a married literal anorexia twigman whose arms would snap if you applied the slightest pressure

 No.1348390


 No.1348391

might worship

 No.1348392

twigs reign supreme yet again

 No.1348393

pushed past aesthetic disgust many times and came out mentally stronger for it

 No.1348394

no NOT really im used to it
i used to daydream about beating the hell out of them both and running away though

 No.1348395

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 No.1348396

mindblowing how every couple you see is exchanging sexual fluids all the flipping time

 No.1348397

gf told me she wanted me to start carrying a gun all the time after we ran into turt at the go kart track

 No.1348398

sigh wish i had a nice pro gun gf

 No.1348399

moms pro gun but shes never fired one

 No.1348400

males are majority right wing pretty mindblowing when you think about it

 No.1348401

>>1348395
post the kirino mosaic one

 No.1348402

a gun is virtually useless within 21 feet with my stats that distance is more like 100

i just enjoy the thought of seeing some happy norms living on cloud 9 never having suffered never expecting to suffer and then boom reality happens and they come to with bloody broken faces and with their missing teeth laying on the ground its beautiful like the universe coming to balance i wanted to help that happen

 No.1348403

i only have the magipoka one

 No.1348404

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 No.1348405

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 No.1348406

youre a beta male sonic

 No.1348407

this is it hima im getting ripped

 No.1348408

wish i had the pdf for turts routine

 No.1348409

took a bath gonno fire up some cocoa and get under the blankie

 No.1348410

simply eat clen tren hard anavar give up

 No.1348411

had multiple tell me to become a personal trainer cant think of anything more horrible than dealing with weak fats by the hour

 No.1348412

you cant talk about your himabros like that

 No.1348413

>>1348410
cant believe this is code for steroid use

 No.1348414

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 No.1348415

cant believe rich posted on hima

 No.1348416

used to only drink black tea but cherry tea is pretty good as well

 No.1348417

he loved tea

 No.1348418

still remember the day i woke up and checked hima and rich was gone

 No.1348419

sigh

 No.1348420

why arent you drinking sencha

 No.1348421

cherry tea for the cherry boy

 No.1348422

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 No.1348423

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 No.1348424

never drink jap tea only fake east frisian tea

 No.1348425

why arent you drinking genmaicha

 No.1348426

NOT a fan

 No.1348427

hate drunknorms

 No.1348428

hate when pg has a little too much and starts trying to hug everyone

 No.1348429

NOThing wrong with a nice big hug

 No.1348430

if i had the founding power id rewrite everyones bodies so that nobody has any desire to be drunk or a drugnorm

 No.1348431

flip you i love getting drunk

 No.1348432

can you rewrite me to NOT be cel

 No.1348433

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 No.1348434

miss being able to get drunk-high

 No.1348435

uhh let me just imbibe this fluid that turns me into a literal chimp

 No.1348436

im a chimp without it

 No.1348437

alc is the only thing that can keep my sperg down

 No.1348438

it makes me happy and enjoy things

 No.1348439

go from being a sperg to being a dumb goofnorm on alcohol

 No.1348441

make posts i regret after too many drinks

 No.1348442

same

 No.1348443

didnt realize hima was chimpnorm territory

 No.1348444

how did you NOT realize this

 No.1348445

finna chimp out

 No.1348446

>>1348443
did you miss the multiple years worth of posts about drinking every night

 No.1348447

all this talk is gettin me thirsty might go get some blogka

 No.1348448

thought it was just one loudmouth norm guess this explains why hima is a crab bucket

 No.1348449


 No.1348450

would you rather your himafriend ascend and make it as a norm or die peacefully

 No.1348451

ascend

 No.1348452

pretty wild how much time im able to waste while doing absolutely NOThing only watched about 20 anime in a year and a half only beat 2 or 3 games i could probably do more with a full time job

 No.1348453

came to the realization last night that i dont even know what my hobbies are dont think i have any of NOTe barely watch anime barely play games what else is there

 No.1348454

havent beaten a game in quite some time

 No.1348455

posting on hima is a hobby

 No.1348456

think i started watching the anime im watching right now in august and it only got like 20 episodes

 No.1348457

dont even post that much just sit here stare at the wall and refresh pages

 No.1348458

sigh jahy

 No.1348459

still listen to the jahy opening regularly

 No.1348460

despair that the culture of the majority caters to the most common intelligences which consist mostly of 100 iq retards

 No.1348461

smartnorm

 No.1348462

die smartnorm

 No.1348463

feel when too intelligent to initiate conversations or work jobs or have sex

 No.1348464

gonno snooze

 No.1348465

im going to pretend to be retarded and become the top socialist streamer on twitch then buy a mansion

 No.1348466

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 No.1348467

considering firing up a jacks to make the warui kimochis go away

 No.1348468

cant stop hair twirling

 No.1348469


 No.1348470

pasted

 No.1348471

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 No.1348472

>>1348469
too used to the yukkuri version

 No.1348473

did my good friend naruto ever become hokage stopped paying attention after the chuuni exams

 No.1348474

yeah

 No.1348475

sigh if he can achieve his dreams so can i

 No.1348476

>>1348468
do you have any facial hair youre supposed to be touching that instead like a wizened elderneet

 No.1348477

that molly was a dud

 No.1348478

where were you when i was spamming naruto 4 years ago to own the wownorms

 No.1348479

>>1348477
sis pranked you

 No.1348480

love twirling my greasy pubestache suggestively at girls

 No.1348481

they love it too

 No.1348482

mustve tuned it out along with the boruto spam

 No.1348483

hate how i look with a beard

 No.1348484

pic

 No.1348485

simply imagine a hobo

 No.1348486

watched all of naruto while getting 99 mining and drinking wine every day sigh those were good times

 No.1348487

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 No.1348488

pasted

 No.1348489

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 No.1348490

jack is in the oven

 No.1348491

thought naruto was alright until they turned into godzilla then i dropped it

 No.1348493

more intelligent than vast majority of humans but that doesnt matter to women sigh

 No.1348494

already have indentations in my ankles after like two hours wearing socks what the flip

 No.1348495

File: 1645337273822-0.jpg (96.05 KB, 606x611, 1.jpg)

would you flip a foideye

 No.1348496

tardlaughing

 No.1348497

no but id flip that half undressed lamy

 No.1348498

File: 1645337355143-0.jpg (99.96 KB, 480x600, 2.jpg)

how about a femnig then

 No.1348499

lovely cant wait for his prison transition

 No.1348500

>>1348498
too swarthy

 No.1348501

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 No.1348502

japan has no word for sister

 No.1348503

post the femblog

 No.1348504

>>1348501
cute lil plumper

 No.1348505

>>1348495
this just looks trans

 No.1348506

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 No.1348507

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 No.1348508

phew

 No.1348510

turt is the only one who actually looks female

 No.1348511

>>1348506
what the heck have they done to him

 No.1348512

post molesterwoman

 No.1348513

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 No.1348514

>>1348506
those are soulless eyes
bonechilling

 No.1348515

>>1348513
this is whos coming for turt in 10 years

 No.1348516

why didnt he just flipping rope

 No.1348517

>>1348513
at least he enjoyed his time glad to see hes still in good spirits

 No.1348518

sigh

 No.1348519

too arrogant to rope

 No.1348520

he couldnt rope he got tg pregnant

 No.1348521

what happens if you take one of the female images and turn it back into male

 No.1348523

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 No.1348524

maybe he shouldnt have conspired to snap his cousin

 No.1348525

sigh himako

 No.1348526

>>1348523
looks male again now this ai sucks

 No.1348527

better stop before turt falls in love with his female self

 No.1348528

hes incapable of love

 No.1348529

hed be watching koyori rn instead of nice about anime

 No.1348530

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>>1348521
improvement maybe

 No.1348531

gonno go to the store

 No.1348532

oops forgot to fully clear the text window ignore the about

 No.1348533

always laugh at the persona pics until i realize they all mog me hard

 No.1348535

nice alpha tard

 No.1348536

king of the virgs

 No.1348538

if you dont have girls approaching you then youre ugly

 No.1348540

put a sign on the lawn for all the passing babes that might NOT know you live there

 No.1348541

cant believe mankind has been to the moon and yet still only cares about physical appearance

 No.1348543

>>1348539
then post a pic and we will tell you

 No.1348545

you went to highschool right even ugly guys got approached there

 No.1348546

uh

 No.1348548

wonder if i had a chance with the ugly girls and fat girls

 No.1348549

cant help but laugh when 30 year old cels question if they could actually have been attractive the whole time powerful cope

 No.1348550

elliot mogs every persona

 No.1348551

>>1348542
bet everyone who sees me just assumes im a retard

 No.1348552

we have far greater problems than being undesirable to women

 No.1348553

any ikemen on hima

 No.1348554

think i developed one of those nonstandard sleep cycles where you sleep 4 hours two times per day

 No.1348555

wish i could remote view on that alternate timeline where we were all running the hima host club in shibuya

 No.1348556

NOT even gonno cut that pizza just fold it

 No.1348557

should just become a fatnorm foids wont touch me either way

 No.1348558

you never tried

 No.1348559

cant stop thinking about that pnig pic

 No.1348560

its fake

 No.1348561

hope wearing masks is normalized forever at least then i can cover half my face in public

 No.1348562

had the arm holding the pizza plate extended through my doorway as soon as mom turned the corner that was a close one

 No.1348563

is it the ugly half

 No.1348564

made this post after seeing the pnig pic >>1347683

 No.1348565

it wasnt the norms that forced him to impregnate his cousin then try to coathanger her in andrews house

 No.1348566

biggest mistake was trying to be like inuyasha and sesshomaru shouldve been a ladies man like miroku trying to flip every girl he meets

 No.1348567

you should have been more like woody

 No.1348568

if you want an image of the future imagine a fat man hunched in front of a rectangle in a dark room eating a rolled up frozen pizza forever

 No.1348569

feel bad for whoever has to clean up our bodies in 2065

 No.1348570

itll build character

 No.1348571

yeah... 2065

 No.1348572

just remembered the possibility of heartburn that wasnt fun last time

 No.1348573

went to the store got a bottle of blogka and a pizza

 No.1348574


 No.1348575

if you could choose to never need to piss or shite again which do you choose

 No.1348576

piss obviously you only shite once a day

 No.1348577

pooping is disgusting and looks pathetic

 No.1348578

with piss you have options

 No.1348579

used to hate shiteing but now i love it

 No.1348580

if you eat 6000 calories a day then shiteing is a very bad experience NOT so with urination

 No.1348581

only shite twice a month so piss

 No.1348582

having to piss when you drink 12 pints of beer a day blows though

 No.1348583

would NOT needing to shite eliminate farts too because theyre a side effect of what leads to shite

 No.1348584


 No.1348585

sometimes cup my fart and have a quick whiff

 No.1348586

>>1348579
do you get poopbones

 No.1348587

love a good mid feast emergency diarrhea episode because my stomach pushed down on my intestines

 No.1348588


 No.1348589

same just NOT sometimes and NOT quick

 No.1348590

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 No.1348591

horsey dont click

 No.1348592

glad i didnt listen

 No.1348593

>>1348591
thought you meant it was a nice pone

 No.1348594

suddenly very sleepy

 No.1348595

you snooze you lose

 No.1348596

getting that weird feeling again

 No.1348597

feel like almost everyone on hima has been undergoing some sort of metamorphosis as of late

 No.1348598

for example

 No.1348599

the pajamamorphosis

 No.1348600

its all so kafkaesque

 No.1348601

i have lost all of my mirth as of late

 No.1348602

File: 1645343058920.mp4 (5.75 MB, ed.mp4)


 No.1348603

dont click nigger

 No.1348604

die racist

 No.1348605

dont click loud

 No.1348606

clicked

 No.1348607

sigh mom didnt like me watching ed edd n eddy probably for precisely that reason had to tape it and watch it when she wasnt home

 No.1348608

someone on the 4 replied to my post with the gigachad.jpg

 No.1348609

nice gigachad

 No.1348610

love getting my opinion validated by a dumb fucking teen

 No.1348611

sounds like someone replied to your post with the soy wojak

 No.1348612

you mena feels guy

 No.1348613

running it down mid

 No.1348615

what about pedbear

 No.1348616

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 No.1348617

wonder if they still post that on /b/

 No.1348618


 No.1348621

maybe thats where you belong

 No.1348622

facetimed some random girl i met online today for two hours NOT bad all things considered she was eating out of the palm of my hand from the first few seconds i have a way with words what can i say

 No.1348623

ban now

 No.1348624

>>1348602
tardlaughing

 No.1348626

does haysuz know about pnig getting 10 years

 No.1348627

dont know who either of those are

 No.1348628

what a beast

 No.1348629

she watches anime seasonally shes watching bisque aot and jujutsu this season and we talked about goblin slayer and konosuba she didnt have anything anime on her profile completely lucked out were 600 miles apart though so probably NOThing will come from it

 No.1348630

he should be tarding out to some gato bebe vids in his bedroom at grans house NOT flipping rotting in cell its NOT fair

 No.1348631

always wince when i read bebe

 No.1348632

why

 No.1348633

been going to sleep after only 11 or 12 hours of consciousness then sleeping for 10 the last few days

 No.1348634

how long do chomos usually survive in prison

 No.1348635

where are the other 2-3 hours

 No.1348636

manually holding my eyes shut trying NOT to think before i fall asleep then trying to go back to sleep after waking up

 No.1348637

nowhere im just counting one sleep cycle as a day

 No.1348638

im a glass half full guy i always count my waking hours with 16 being a normal and if im over 16 i just mentally calculate the percentage of waking hours im over for example 19 hours would be 3/16 or .19 or 20% basically 20% is a normal deviation never even count my hypothetical sleeping hours because NOThing is certain and thinking about it makes me less likely to sleep

 No.1348639

too long

 No.1348640

people who sleep 6.5 hours live longer on average than people who sleep 8

 No.1348641

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 No.1348642


 No.1348643

turt post a day in the life and ill send it to sv3rige for a review

 No.1348644

love when i pass a deep fart after pooping the ones that feel like they came right from the core

 No.1348645

same

 No.1348646


 No.1348647

dont understand japanese humor

 No.1348648

its too deep for you

 No.1348649

crying haachama is starting to be fun again

 No.1348650

paste haachama doxxing luna on stream

 No.1348651


 No.1348653

watched dancer in the dark with mom she said id do that for you

 No.1348654

too low on rotten tomatoes for me to watch that

 No.1348655

inspect the audience score

 No.1348656

what the flip whys there a huge gap on this one

 No.