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 No.1330271[Last 100 Posts]

 No.1330295

chip blog

 No.1330544

File: 1641873763112.mp4 (1.04 MB, crunch munch munch crunch.mp4)


 No.1330639

molgggggggggggg

 No.1330719

milg

 No.1331709

thats from the doki doki literature stream way back in 2015

 No.1331973

but that was released in 2017

 No.1331983

sorry i meant huniepop

 No.1331986

molg needs to become a vtuber

 No.1332030

would donate my last dime to the milgtuber shes jp heritage

 No.1334519

left behind

 No.1334520

skyward sword might be the one zelda game i never play its so damn bad if it just had botw controls it would be doable but this dumb shite holding l to look around and holding zr to select items NOT to mention the stupid bomb throwing mechanic

 No.1334522

just a black void where my soul used to be

 No.1334523

made something cool

 No.1334524

pic

 No.1334525

cant

 No.1334526

why NOT

 No.1334527

you know

 No.1334528

no i dont

 No.1334529

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 No.1334530

is that a number 1 or number 2

 No.1334531

File: 1642568896860.jpg (86.61 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Kenja no Deshi wo Nanoru Kenja - ….jpg)


 No.1334532

why sit for a 1

 No.1334533

hate genderbender where they refuse to embrace their new body

 No.1334534

girls cant stand while peeing or they piss everywhere

 No.1334535

might be a girl

 No.1334536

i sit for 1

 No.1334537

same

 No.1334538

boys piss everywhere too if they stand up most of them are just too arrogant to realize it

 No.1334539

always piss all over the floor

 No.1334540

the himaboids

 No.1334541

>>1334518
maybe its time for aNOTher darkie playthough

 No.1334542

never played

 No.1334543

what the flip play it now and stream

 No.1334544

in the mood for some des now that you mention it

 No.1334545

hell yea fire it up

 No.1334546

pheww the painters are done and gone mom finally let me out of the cage sigh some good posts while i was locked up

 No.1334547

anxiety acting up

 No.1334548

are we going to have to get the hug blanket

 No.1334549

wish i could download anime on my normphone dont want to get up fire up the computer

 No.1334550

uh you can

 No.1334551

maybe you can smartnorm

 No.1334552

if you dont know how to download things you just might be a norm sis is like that too

 No.1334553

i have an iphone theres no torrent clients for apple im NOT jailbreaking it either

 No.1334554

if you have an iphone theres no might youre just a norm

 No.1334555

you need the storage for your gacha games

 No.1334556

hima we must acquire additional mass

 No.1334558

scared for the future

 No.1334559

simply eat more

 No.1334560

ate plenty today still scared

 No.1334561

was talking to the twig NOT you scaredy cat

 No.1334562

sorry

 No.1334563


 No.1334564

crying zucc will save us with the metaverse

 No.1334565

looks like a ps2 game dont know how she was so fooled

 No.1334566

File: 1642572607782.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.9 MB, 3974x2869, 1638657518206.jpg)


 No.1334567

left behind

 No.1334569

mom made two breads a banana bread and a lemon bread theyre both delicious

 No.1334570

sniffing my toe jam

 No.1334571

mom never cooked

 No.1334572

what did you eat

 No.1334573

potted meat and sardines

 No.1334574

you needed to buy her a cookbook moms love to cook

 No.1334575

i am the only member of my species

 No.1334576

bored gonno toss

 No.1334577


 No.1334578

nb always told me that if a twister doesnt look like its moving then its coming straight for you

 No.1334579

left behind

 No.1334580

watched twister on tv one time felt sick when the guy got cut in half

 No.1334581

have never gotten left behind in my life

 No.1334582

sis loves twister

 No.1334583

love watching sexy ladies play twister hehe

 No.1334584

creep

 No.1334585

NOThing wrong with watching

 No.1334586

you are thinking impure thoughts when watching

 No.1334587

yeah you wish you could work as fuck as hard as i can

 No.1334588

ya so what theyre just thoughts

 No.1334589

what if they knew what you were thinking

 No.1334590

theyll never know ill die honourably without revealing my burden

 No.1334591

never was able to fall for the ped meme

 No.1334592

uh same haha

 No.1334594

only attracted to fully grown women with hanging breasts and fully haired pussies

 No.1334595

gross

 No.1334596

i have sex with adult women

 No.1334597

perma

 No.1334598

sorry nevermind i flip little babies

 No.1334600

time to slay some demons

 No.1334601

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this is a porno for children if you film kids
i am a child

 No.1334602


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 No.1334604


 No.1334605

can tell an audiophile dog embed just by the thumbnail NOT clicking

 No.1334606

youre missing out on great advice

 No.1334607

when was the last time you laughed at an anime

 No.1334608

never

 No.1334609

how about a snort or a sharp exhale

 No.1334610

maybe a smirk and an exhale but thats it

 No.1334611

laughed at an anime last week

 No.1334612

all the time love a good laugh

 No.1334613

loving every laugh

 No.1334614

>>1334601
hes so lucky wish it would happen to me

 No.1334615

the chip blog

 No.1334616

you mean crisp

 No.1334617


 No.1334618

hate brits

 No.1334619

weird accent dont click

 No.1334620

hb now thats a meal

 No.1334621

dont know why people use chicken breast the thighs are better and cheaper

 No.1334622

started tardlaughing hard when he covered it in bbq sauce and grated cheese

 No.1334623

what more do you need

 No.1334624

why NOT grill up a nice beef heart

 No.1334626

>>1334607
asobi asobase was funny

 No.1334629

dadbrag

 No.1334630

the flipping arrogance

 No.1334631

>>1334614
you think that up until the point youre getting mounted by the 300lb stinkneet that used to be your friend and getting flipped against your will

 No.1334632

at least my friend would be happy

 No.1334633

well in that case youre a real pal

 No.1334634

File: 1642596306978.jpg (1.69 MB, 4160x2340, IMG_20170528_204946.jpg)

woke up wishing i was in japan

 No.1334635

the sour gsnaps have taken full effect feel no desire to visit japan anymore think id rather visit taiwan

 No.1334636

woke up stomach gnawing dont have any breakfast food guess ill starve

 No.1334637

going to lose my virg 100 times during the hima east asia jbw fliptrip

 No.1334638

too high inhib for international travel

 No.1334639

im coughing

 No.1334640


 No.1334641

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 No.1334642

could never display such an erotic figure

 No.1334643

ate a banana

 No.1334644

havent been able to drink water all day because of an invader gonno die in here

 No.1334645

had a dream that my urine was dark brown but now can NOT remember if it was actually a real memory

 No.1334646

File: 1642599768505.mp4 (1.06 MB, hQ-xn7NvtsZkbQ-q.mp4)

paste italians

 No.1334647


 No.1334648

wasnt woxxy italian

 No.1334649

nice otamin doing it for the lulz

 No.1334650

File: 1642601618473.mp4 (11.23 MB, o.mp4)


 No.1334651


 No.1334652

how come an effeminate swedish man gets 11k horny jp girls lusting after him and i get NOThing

 No.1334653

girls love sverige

 No.1334654

simply become a tuber and the asian girls will be yours

 No.1334655

id flip up and reveal my cel level somehow

 No.1334656

do NOT know how to fill air time

 No.1334657

practice your streaming skills by doing a nice himastream

 No.1334658

swedish men are NOToriously tall and women know that

 No.1334659

hate the talls

 No.1334660

cant wait to purge the talls in the mansion dragging them out from their rooms and immolating them in the courtyard

 No.1334661

cant wait to purge the shorts at the mansion by putting all the food in the pantry on the top shelf

 No.1334662

never seen a tall that wasnt an arrogant

 No.1334663

the doorframes in the mansion will all be 70 inches high

 No.1334664

thats too low even i would hit that

 No.1334665

nice hobbit hole

 No.1334666

anyone want to exchange contact info

 No.1334667

simply bend down a little you should be able to pass through even at 6 feet the talls will have to get on their knees

 No.1334668

i like my idea about killing them more

 No.1334669

we cant do that even if theyre tall theyre still our friends

 No.1334670

theyre NOT like us

 No.1334671

if theyre cel theyre my friend

 No.1334672

i should have been born as a funny 4koma character

 No.1334673


 No.1334674

wish i had some cheesecake

 No.1334675

had a cheesecake slice at christmas felt sick so rich but actually lost weight over the holiday

 No.1334676

uh were supposed to be bulking

 No.1334677

woke up

 No.1334678

yeah gained 3 pounds since last monday but did NOT want to

 No.1334679

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 No.1334680

nose bleeding

 No.1334681

did you see a sexy girl

 No.1334682

mornin

 No.1334683

feel better after eating sweet potatoes

 No.1334684


 No.1334685

File: 1642617005461.mp4 (1.32 MB, Black athletes arriving in China.mp4)


 No.1334686

based nig worshiping chinks proclaiming those powerful black pulls as their leaders

 No.1334687

chinks will never surrender to the norms

 No.1334688

crying for those millionaires having to face that kind of abuse

 No.1334689

if i had to pick nigs or chinks to eradicate the chinks would have to go

 No.1334690

have NOT consciously killed a living thing in awhile

 No.1334691

always pictured myself as roping NOT getting killed

 No.1334692

need to kill

 No.1334693

remember writing your name and the date on papers in school thousands upon thousands of times

 No.1334694

still using paper because nobody will implement a universal electronic documentation standard

 No.1334695

hated the cycle of writing the wrong year just after new years i guess these days itd be writing the wrong name after you transition

 No.1334696

think doctor was right remembered to do lunges this morning and leg feels better now

 No.1334698

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 No.1334699

no point in writing your name if youre the only one in the class who doesnt then its easy to tell its your paper

 No.1334700

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all the new pokes leaked this regional variant looks absurd

 No.1334701

cant wait to mindjack into the metaverse and have zucc shoot ads directly into my frontal lobe

 No.1334702

cant wait for himamates to mog my avatar

 No.1334703

cant wait to finally be a cute japanese girl in the metaverse

 No.1334706

zuck wont let that happen

 No.1334707

my instincts tell me i should be flipping soft girls with big eyes

 No.1334709

sigh this cq is too hard NOT sure i can do it

 No.1334710

mom forgot the password to her amazon account but she wasnt getting a recovery email so she spent 30 minutes on the phone talking to some spic with a heavy accent and static in the background she asked him if he understood her a few times then he hung up on her she raged and said god damn foreigners

 No.1334711

dumb foid voted for this so her 401k can double every year

 No.1334712

nice racistmom

 No.1334713

so youre saying people dumb enough to get locked out of their accounts are xenophobic

 No.1334714

told her she should have just remembered her password even set up a password manager for her to use but she didnt put in her amazon info

 No.1334715

i get locked out of my accounts all the time it has NOThing to do with being dumb

 No.1334716

why didnt chrome save her password

 No.1334717

love how foids are pro immigrants and pro trans and pro whatever other distasteful thing right up until it mildly inconveniences them in some way then theyre suddenly calling for deathsquads to rally in the streets burning these people alive

 No.1334718

never been locked out of an account how does that even happen if you keep track of your pwords

 No.1334719


 No.1334720

File: 1642626492222.mp4 (7.94 MB, g.mp4)

just wish to be magdumped by a cute girl

 No.1334721

mom always disliked foreigners she voted for orange guy because he shat on muslims

 No.1334722

sometimes websites have weird password requirements that ill never be able to remember or i signed up using an email that i have long since forgotten and no longer have access too its NOT that uncommon

 No.1334723

>>1334720
the cel elimination squad leader

 No.1334724

must be nice to be a foid and be violently worshiped for having a passing interest in insert male hobby here

 No.1334725

ya its NOT uncommon if youre dumb

 No.1334726

how do you lose track of your email accounts have those in my pword file with all the other accounts

 No.1334727

arrogant smartnorm

 No.1334728

the only place that you should store your login info is your brain password managers and filers are NOT safe

 No.1334729

she cant do that so she needs one

 No.1334730

prefer microsofts new form of authentication where they just email you a one time password wish all sites did that so you could just biometrically secure your email and be completely protected

 No.1334731

File: 1642627024013.mp4 (1.04 MB, 85LzVVsdgj7X7V42.mp4)


 No.1334732

weird just booted up des

 No.1334733

would bs that norm off a cliff

 No.1334734

sick hima

 No.1334735

get well soon

 No.1334736

stop being sick and start being awesome

 No.1334737

need to be rolled off a cliff

 No.1334738

>>1334720
thats a man

 No.1334739

even better

 No.1334740

>>1334720
weird lips

 No.1334742

die jobnorm

 No.1334743

life in the hima mansion

 No.1334744

File: 1642627924606.jpg (117.98 KB, 1080x1736, 1642623464574.jpg)

need a gf like this

 No.1334745

weird navel placement

 No.1334746

weird kitty

 No.1334747

File: 1642628082676.mp4 (7.49 MB, himagirl.mp4)


 No.1334748

hate people who live in filth

 No.1334749

bet shes had lots of tall boyfriends

 No.1334752

ask pnig

 No.1334753

>>1334751
>>1334684

 No.1334754

File: 1642629227626.jpg (714.01 KB, 2881x3072, 1642610331288.jpg)

>>1334700
why cant they design good pokemon anymore

 No.1334755

the liligant weavile and zorua are sexy

 No.1334756

paste nb

 No.1334757

those look pretty good

 No.1334759

File: 1642630010917.png (Spoiler Image, 393.94 KB, 444x600, ProblemSolved.png)


 No.1334760

dont open

 No.1334761

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 No.1334762

shammyko

 No.1334763

cut down a tree before it was a lot harder than i thought

 No.1334764

wammy

 No.1334765

File: 1642630924272.jpg (3.65 MB, 4032x3024, pic.jpg)


 No.1334766

sigh he loved sex toys

 No.1334767

might be an onajo night

 No.1334768

File: 1642631323352.jpg (345.43 KB, 1800x1013, FGKbZz4VcAIKfBh.jpg)


 No.1334769

that was posted already skippy

 No.1334770

skipper

 No.1334771

nice 4boob

 No.1334772

NOT posted in this thread

 No.1334773

you have to wait at least a year before reposting

 No.1334775

File: 1642631975538.png (303.63 KB, 463x453, 1642546633676.png)

>>1334754
lots of good sword shield mons

 No.1334776

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what the flip NOT the image i clicked hate the laptop

 No.1334777

preferred the first pic

 No.1334778

>>1334776
phew sexy little creature

 No.1334779

listening to a podcast about magical girls

 No.1334780


 No.1334781

File: 1642633009311.jpg (793.24 KB, 2400x3500, FJeY3yRaAAAn17s.jpg)


 No.1334782

love when she shows up in watames chat after the sheep makes fun of her

 No.1334783

File: 1642633452783.png (1.09 MB, 1200x928, __shishiro_botan_and_tsunomaki_watame_hololive….png)


 No.1334784

tried the oolong tea today didnt taste like much

 No.1334785

mixing cranberries and peanuts tastes like pbnj

 No.1334786

File: 1642633890154.jpg (3.91 MB, 1931x2727, 95631327_p0.jpg)


 No.1334787

saw some giant kitty snowmen when i went for a walk with mom last month also some weird creatures with tails and ears and sharp demon fangs

 No.1334788

do you mean a squirrel

 No.1334789

squirells dont have fangs theyre cute and friendly

 No.1334790

File: 1642634331518.jpg (1.78 MB, 1414x2000, __tsunomaki_watame_hololive_drawn_by_nyasunyad….jpg)


 No.1334791

keep hearing weird nonsense questions in my head

 No.1334792

thats just the schizo kicking in

 No.1334793

what kind of questions

 No.1334794

woke up mornin hima stink like cum had a dream i joined the hima discord and a bunch of norms were making fun of me in the voice chat

 No.1334795

>>1334793
who were the gamers

 No.1334796

youre being mindprobed by historians from hundreds of years in the future

 No.1334797

could be the holo live gamers could just be asking about your himamates

 No.1334798

these girls on the anime podcast keep saying thats interesting over and over

 No.1334799

why are you listening to thatq

 No.1334800

watched a video previewing delicious party precure and they said this podcaster did the translations for the video recommended listening to it but its NOT edited enough

 No.1334801

isnt that show for little girls

 No.1334802

feeling a bit giddy

 No.1334803

>>1334780
are her boobs that big looks off model

 No.1334804

>>1334802
youre in heat

 No.1334805

uhhh welcome to 3rd party garage kits

 No.1334806

first time some greasy nerd gives me a sarcastic uhh in the mansion hes going to get a knuckle sandwich

 No.1334807

preferred pnigs whimsical uhhs

 No.1334808

watched a prodigy math game vid where the sexy lady had precure playing in the background cant find it now its probably gone sigh

 No.1334809

NOT that kind of giddy

 No.1334810

youre looking to get flipped by an alpha male

 No.1334811

NOT looking forward to trying to sneak into the mansion kitchen while noones around getting NOTiced and asked whats up stammering out an uhh getting a snack then getting socked in the face

 No.1334812

cant remember the last time i initiated communication even with mom if i need to talk ill go into her room and pick up a dog and start playing with it until she says something going to result in a lot of awkward kitchen moments of staring into the counter while waiting on the microwave

 No.1334813

even back in my most social teen days only way i could initiate a conversation was by hanging around awkwardly until someone else initiated the conversation

 No.1334814

dont know why i have so much trouble with this

 No.1334815

found some dumbbells in the closet might start using them

 No.1334816

time to lift my 10 lb weights

 No.1334817

theyre 30

 No.1334818

wow youre strong

 No.1334819

is that considered strong i use 30 and have noodle arms

 No.1334820

uh im NOT thats why i want to use em

 No.1334821

https://store.steampowered.com/app/208750/Apotheon/
this game guras playing tonight looks pretty cool

 No.1334822

>>1334759
this might work actually

 No.1334823

like it better when youre clearly talking about her to anyone with the dex open but dont speak her name

 No.1334824

arms and thighs too big to fit in any of my clothes been asked if my arms are 20 inches but i have to say no theyre still 19 something

 No.1334825

sorry ill keep it discrete next time

 No.1334826

moms forcing me to keep the light on in the room taped some paper onto the ceiling light so its dim

 No.1334827

tell her youre a grown man and can have the lights however you want

 No.1334828

the mom fears the mold

 No.1334829

NOT a grown man until i get a job and move out

 No.1334830

mom found a beatle on the floor had to activate the red alert and prepare to initiate the self destruct sequence

 No.1334831

rageraunt came into my room last spring raging about keeping the light on talking about conserving electricity despite it being a flipping led when she leaves the tv on 15 hours a day

 No.1334832

was it ringo or john lennon

 No.1334833

die dadjokenorm

 No.1334834

mom likes lennon she has a big picture of him in the living room

 No.1334835

NOT my fault he was the one who spelled it beatle instead of beetle

 No.1334836

cant believe ive been spelling beetle wrong this whole time and had no idea

 No.1334837

tardlaughing

 No.1334838

NOThing funny

 No.1334839

brain tarded out and forgot the word for cylinder had to google circle prisms a bit to find it

 No.1334840

youre getting old

 No.1334841

thats the long covid

 No.1334842

hate when that happens wish my brain would just work good

 No.1334843

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 No.1334844

brain spent the last 10 years trying to self terminate

 No.1334845

got long covid like a year ago

 No.1334846

hate the long covid meme uhh i dont feel perfect after getting sick better use that as justification to force medical procedures on the entire population

 No.1334847

the opinionatednorm

 No.1334849

thats NOT a good idea

 No.1334850

poured some normahol

 No.1334852

its NOT going to fix things

 No.1334853

hes starting with the man in the mirror

 No.1334854

hate that worthless ugly piece of shite

 No.1334855

do NOT bully him its NOT his fault

 No.1334856

want to snack but NOT hungry and dont have any small snacks itd have to be rice an with toppings

 No.1334857

head to the store

 No.1334858

cant

 No.1334859

any streams

 No.1334860

could stream NOT gonno

 No.1334861

why NOT

 No.1334862

NOT a stream night

 No.1334863

still got over 11 months to fulfill my new years resolution to figure out how to stream

 No.1334864

lets make it one

 No.1334865

rice and tofu night 1 added sesame seeds

 No.1334866

never had tofu

 No.1334867

thats it fired up the rice cooker

 No.1334868

poured aNOTher

 No.1334869

poured cranberry juice and lime juice

 No.1334870

sigh havent had cranberry juice in years remember as a kid motels would always have the juice dispenser with orange and cranberry id get cranberry wonder if they still use those

 No.1334871

i should get a juice dispenser for my room

 No.1334872

dont even bother buying juice anymore have to pay the big bucks for juice that even tastes like juice cant believe the normal stuff they sell shouldnt be allowed

 No.1334873

guess i enjoyed that can of pineapple juice got some months ago

 No.1334874

used too much rice vinegar while cooking the vegetables and tofu its pretty acidic

 No.1334875

dont see the point of banning a wave of tubeteens once a month

 No.1334876

checked the ban list crying for joy

 No.1334877

you might be one then

 No.1334878

well this is a pickle

 No.1334879

tube me up

 No.1334880

holy smokes

 No.1334882

order 66 on vteens

 No.1334883

went to kitchen to fill up water and wash hands NOTiced left the rice cooker on again unplugged it

 No.1334884

did you clean it out

 No.1334885

File: 1642641668592.jpg (174.89 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Leadale no Daichi nite - 03 (720p….jpg)


 No.1334886

no the bowl was NOT in the cooker it was sitting dirty on the stove the heating element in the cooker was on though

 No.1334887

all rice cookers ive had shut themselves off without the bowl

 No.1334888

daydream about getting hugs

 No.1334889

sigh

 No.1334890

well yeah it does shut down to the warming stage a low temp but still on theres no power switch have to unplug

 No.1334891

if only i had tacos at a time like this

 No.1334892

only got 4 bans

 No.1334893

hehe

 No.1334894

one of the artists following on twitter converted into an nft shiller just constant crypto spam time to unfollow

 No.1334895

just NOTiced have my pants on inside out

 No.1334897

she got hacked

 No.1334898

please do

 No.1334899

File: 1642642498182.jpg (327.45 KB, 1728x2304, 95643578_p0.jpg)


 No.1334900

gonno fry up some potstickers

 No.1334901

hi you have nice fingers

 No.1334903

love eating the ice cubes at restaurants but mom told me NOT to do it

 No.1334905


 No.1334906

who were the gamers

 No.1334907

https://hosexy ladyve.wiki/wiki/Hosexy ladyve_Gamers

 No.1334908

potstickers are done now let the feast begin

 No.1334909

mom used to get bags of potstickers theyd come with a packet with some kind of sauce wonder what that was using a little bowl of soy sauce but it isnt quite the same

 No.1334910

also hurts when the soy sauce gets in my torn skin

 No.1334911

wore bandaids two days in a row and used lotion each night but the crack has NOT sealed

 No.1334912

sorry cast a spell to transfer my negative energy to you my usual cracked and bleeding hands havent made an appearance this year

 No.1334913

love when janny makes a thread on younow thinking he dabbed on posters that continue posting through bans within seconds

 No.1334914

sigh those were good they hit the spot but didnt hit all of it still want more wish i had an unlimited pot or conveyor belt of fresh snacks i could grab from

 No.1334915

remember those conveyor belt restaurants

 No.1334916

never been to one

 No.1334917


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 No.1334919

cant enjoy a snack when i know its the last of what i have and cant just buy a huge bunch since too expensive

 No.1334920

feel so happy watching that and almost cried but that might be from the onion residue

 No.1334921

bought an onion to cook with the pork but forgot to cook it with the pork now its just sitting there bought it maybe a week ago

 No.1334922

get in the habit of eating 1 onion every day then you will NOT forget

 No.1334923

onions arent that cheap here for some reason

 No.1334924

thats NOT possible

 No.1334925

uhh

 No.1334926

pulled up the usda national onion report but can NOT understand how to read it

 No.1334927

does the 4 still filter soy to onion dont remember when that was instituted

 No.1334928

ya just tested it

 No.1334929

nice onionman

 No.1334930

File: 1642645998129.jpg (533.37 KB, 1080x1920, 95646525_p0.jpg)


 No.1334932

sorry i dont speak lorem ipsum

 No.1334934

i dont get it

 No.1334935

File: 1642646489798.jpg (230.49 KB, 1200x675, 95645748_p0.jpg)


 No.1334936

hehe pretty mona

 No.1334937

File: 1642646973556.gif (287.58 KB, 1280x720, ei.gif)


 No.1334938

kind of prefer the dim lights more than full on darklurking now that i covered it with paper might dim it some more

 No.1334939

havent darklurked in years always keep a light on

 No.1334940

normally point the light away from me however dont use the ceiling light

 No.1334941

File: 1642647152857.png (13.47 MB, 4209x2976, a378a87383a529acafc424e65977c87b.png)


 No.1334943

ceiling light is a glass dome thats bright as flip on one side and made it feel hot and sweaty think thats why i preferred darklurking the light was too harsh now its dim and nicer

 No.1334944

phew nice plumper

 No.1334945

is that plump

 No.1334946

if your belly doesnt jiggle when you slap it then its NOT plump

 No.1334947

more like loose skin than plump

 No.1334948

scared of losing weight ill be a loose skin monster

 No.1334949

got big red stretch marks all over my waist from bloating up in my early 20s

 No.1334950

>>1334942
fool

 No.1334951

spose its dog time

 No.1334952

brother had to get a series of medical operations as a kid and each time we would eat at a restaurant that served baskets of corndogs without sticks

 No.1334953

sigh they dont make resturaunts like that anymore

 No.1334954

havent had a corndog in years

 No.1334955

havent had a corndog ever

 No.1334956

what the flip

 No.1334957

its never too late to try it

 No.1334958

mindblowing how microwave corndogs taste better than the restaurant ones

 No.1334959

its too late

 No.1334960

what about the county fair corndogs

 No.1334961

think it might be too late to try sex

 No.1334962

went in a corn maze one time got kicked out but cant remember why

 No.1334963

went to the corn maze yearly as a kid damn big place

 No.1334964

mindblowing how once i became an adult and stopped being forced to hang around relatives i lost access to the fairs and beach trips and mountain trips and events and so on i guess youre supposed to start your own family to do dumb stuff like that

 No.1334965

always wondered when i was gonno have all the fun experiences id hear relatives talk about for some reason they havent happened yet

 No.1334966

>>1334961
uh it was too late 15 years ago you were supposed to be fooling around with your anime club weeb gf at her parents house after you both skip school to lose your virg to one aNOTher

 No.1334967

aunt worked for the government so she got us free tickets to the fair every year until the election removed her boss

 No.1334969

city had an epic yearly fair as a kid eventually local businesses got bh about it shutting down the roads for a week and it got downsized to an out of the way lot

 No.1334970

never ate corndog neither

 No.1334971

loved the starship 2000 would just ride it over and over

 No.1334973

same

 No.1334974

nice delusions

 No.1334975

uh how

 No.1334976

wish i could cope like that guy

 No.1334977

crazy how everyone else on hima is just pretending to be virg for yucks

 No.1334978

nobody at my school had a bf or gf it was a tardschool

 No.1334979

NOThin wrong with pretending to be a virg on hima

 No.1334980

only trucel on hima since im the only one that cant solve it all with a $500 ticket to asia and a jbw pass

 No.1334981

some foids were already talking about getting flipped back in junior hs

 No.1334982

you think some chink in burma can really tell if youre white or NOT

 No.1334983

there were some burmese people there they came across the border to work

 No.1334984

hate the nonwhite

 No.1334985

File: 1642648900448.png (739.52 KB, 1037x806, sex.png)

is this true

 No.1334986

what the flip is that thing on the left

 No.1334988

me on the left

 No.1334989

hehe

 No.1334990

got asked if i was a virg by a girl on the bus in 10th grade lied and said nah doubt she was dumb enough to believe that

 No.1334992

wish there was a sign of male virginity like the hymen for girls

 No.1334994

uh simply look at face height and frame

 No.1334995

thats a cope it isnt real

 No.1334996

theres defiantly something because im still getting asked in my 30s

 No.1334997

family always complimented my face and broad shoulders growing up

 No.1334998

what about the virgwalk

 No.1334999

you can tell by the dead eyes its like they dont reflect light anymore

 No.1335000

File: 1642649446368.jpg (556.03 KB, 1017x1200, 92637857_p0.jpg)


 No.1335002

what

 No.1335003

wed probably be happier if we tarded out and moved to japan the land of the virg

 No.1335005

nah the vast majority of japs are norms same as anywhere else

 No.1335006

yeah but they have a much higher number of virgs we could be among our own kind living in peace as we till fields and study the arts and train the next generation of cel padawans

 No.1335007

whats the nonnormest country

 No.1335008

you know

 No.1335009

>>1335004
skippy

 No.1335010

>>1335007
vatican

 No.1335011

nah its china

 No.1335012

the mokou meme artist posted a new one but shes chinese

 No.1335013

good joke

 No.1335014


 No.1335015

screamer

 No.1335016

normrige

 No.1335017

holy flip the triumvirate are gathered

 No.1335018

there is no force in heaven or earth that can make me click that embed

 No.1335019

started tardluaghing uncontrollably when i saw it

 No.1335021


 No.1335022

got a kfc pot pie wasnt bad wont get it again

 No.1335023

his ancestors loved kfc

 No.1335024

wonder what 4norm slang ive missed in the last 10 years its probably unreadable now

 No.1335025

pretty much exactly like hima

 No.1335026

but defiantly only by coincidence and NOT cause hima is full of 4teens

 No.1335027


 No.1335028

do people still say character a shit or character a cute

 No.1335029


 No.1335030

malguy can i get a rundown on what to watch

 No.1335031

dont think theres any significant new memes or lingo on 4norm anymore everyone saves their creativity for cords

 No.1335032

NOThin wrong with a nice lmao

 No.1335033

gave in and joined the himacord wish i did it sooner my friends are there

 No.1335034

just ban

 No.1335035

smhtbhfam got popular 5 years ago but it died after the wordfilter

 No.1335036

top 3 for me this season are the mushroom the cosplay and the sailor suit

 No.1335037

wheres priconne

 No.1335038

what about paste snk

 No.1335039

no

 No.1335040

how about demon slayer

 No.1335041

>>1335029
uh 3 million results what the flip

 No.1335042

File: 1642653224590.jpg (274.63 KB, 1152x1536, EnL8OZeUYAADuxH.jpg)

love trevor cat

 No.1335043

pikamee loves priconne

 No.1335046

>>1335044
no one believed my tardwalk diagram when i posted it

 No.1335047

can we get aNOTher tuber massacre please

 No.1335048

why do you hate tubers

 No.1335049

i hate simps

 No.1335050

dont like those science tubers they always beat around the bush why NOT just get to the point already

 No.1335051

they get more ad money that way

 No.1335052

read that they intentionally say incorrect things to encourage debate in the comments because the youtube algorithm uses that engagement to boost the video

 No.1335053

hate the youtube algorithm meme

 No.1335054

why didnt he use his extreme charisma to start a successful youtube channel

 No.1335055

too lazy

 No.1335056

think my issue was that i simply did NOT like people

 No.1335057

watching a tranny

 No.1335058

File: 1642655177449.jpg (669.95 KB, 1449x869, 1627276743971.jpg)

>>1335054
he was already rich

 No.1335059

hated on the sb when he would make us call him the god king

 No.1335060

File: 1642655319621.png (933.74 KB, 1280x720, untitled.png)


 No.1335062

would probably get up to no good if i lived like a roman emperor

 No.1335063

im down bad

 No.1335064

think i was meant to sail the seas but spawned in the middle of nowhere NOT near any bodies of water

 No.1335065

want to crack but NOT only am i sick but my liver is already dealing with a lot

 No.1335067

finally found a good show must have missed it when it aired

 No.1335068

the algorithm will bring us together again soldiers

 No.1335069

dad went sober so now he drinks 3 bottles of nonalcoholic beer a day

 No.1335070

dadbrag

 No.1335071

the hima algorithm

 No.1335072

NOThing dad he only came over to install our new countertops

 No.1335073

maximizing my hima engagement metrics by posting vtubers

 No.1335074

checked my himascore for the first time this year its gone down sigh

 No.1335076

>>1335072
hope theyre marble

 No.1335078

flush the chicken and get some tuna in there

 No.1335081

crying for your teeth

 No.1335082

僕はゲームの世界の人間だ

 No.1335083

File: 1642660966675.jpg (362.3 KB, 1370x1939, FJdgg63acAUVDgD.jpg)


 No.1335084


 No.1335085

why would a woman disgrace herself by dressing like that

 No.1335086


 No.1335087

why doesnt she kill it first

 No.1335088


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 No.1335091

NOT sure if im more scared of the live feeder guy or the fish slicer guy

 No.1335092

File: 1642667305306.jpg (93.7 KB, 960x960, nFgYbPMiMGVwIfji7_qojyDNKLYsDVt_x1zz5YsrWP8.jpg)


 No.1335093

is that his sis

 No.1335094

watched three episodes of anime im getting back into it finally found a good show

 No.1335097


 No.1335098

>>1335095
good luck

 No.1335100

dont say i didnt warn you

 No.1335101

>>1335086
does this count as a live feeding video

 No.1335102

File: 1642678779283.png (399.53 KB, 768x1024, 95640195_p0.png)

happy birthday

 No.1335103

copying a nice western game onto my hard drive

 No.1335104

still have NOT bought a bigger ssd

 No.1335105

had a dream i celraged hard like eren NOThin er but the cops were still called and they were annoying because they were using their dumb de escalation psychobabble techniques they teach them just wanted to be left alone

 No.1335106

deescalate with a nice mag dump

 No.1335107

lot of weapons involved in this de-escalation training

 No.1335108

caught up on zettai karen hyoubu is literally me

 No.1335109

File: 1642679878986.jpg (725.29 KB, 1970x3508, FJhik8iVQAA3D6b.jpg)


 No.1335110

they were like hey buddy lets talk youre NOT thinking about hurting anyone or yourself are you

 No.1335111

dreamed that mom bought me a new black pepper grinder

 No.1335112

been wanting a new one myself need to crank it one or two hundred times just for a single dish

 No.1335113

found a 1 minute clip from a 2019 himastream on the hdd mustve tarded out and accidentally hit the record button

 No.1335114

post it

 No.1335115

File: 1642681602130.png (108.01 KB, 500x700, 95654161_p0.png)


 No.1335116

cant post mkvs on hima

 No.1335117

the himaturds

 No.1335118

simply convert

 No.1335119

grinding coffee beans

 No.1335120


 No.1335121

NOT enabling js to see if thats a virus or NOT

 No.1335122

dont tell me you fell for the noscript meme

 No.1335123

now im getting a ponebone bastard

 No.1335124

NOT my fault you told me to post it

 No.1335125

uh yeah post it here NOT some random site

 No.1335126


 No.1335127


 No.1335128

NOT reading a 10 page guide on how to convert mkv to mp4

 No.1335129

hate converting files because it adds unnecessary recompression

 No.1335130

eyes are too tard to spot video compression

 No.1335131

made coffee eating with some dark chocolate

 No.1335132

>>1335128
ffmpeg -i input.mkv -c:v libx264 output.mp4

 No.1335133

File: 1642683436148.jpg (532.35 KB, 891x1300, untitled.jpg)


 No.1335134

why is it untitled

 No.1335135

coffee was good chocolate was good but they did NOT go well together

 No.1335136

the ancient mexica drank hot and spicy liquid chocolate

 No.1335137

File: 1642684306900.jpg (230.14 KB, 1354x1985, FJZIm5MaUAAPRX-.jpg)


 No.1335138

phew

 No.1335139

been meaning to get some peppers so i can make spicy hot cocoa

 No.1335140

thought that was the aztecs NOT the mexicans

 No.1335141

they called themselves the mexica it was the spanish who called them aztecs

 No.1335142

who cares what they called themselves theyre all dead now

 No.1335143

File: 1642685848310.jpg (2.78 MB, 1968x2671, 1642683985953.jpg)


 No.1335144

weird breast

 No.1335145

File: 1642685973175.jpg (1.93 MB, 2118x1615, 95650841_p0.jpg)


 No.1335146

weird pinky fingers

 No.1335147

File: 1642686046428.jpg (Spoiler Image, 175.68 KB, 908x1271, FJjBfseUcAMXGFn.jpg)


 No.1335148


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 No.1335150

File: 1642687925209.mp4 (1.49 MB, 1641837510513-0.mp4)


 No.1335151

>>1335150
pasted

 No.1335152

he looks like a norm

 No.1335153


 No.1335154

sun rose bright mostly blue sky but also a few snowflakes blowing in the wind

 No.1335155

File: 1642695194586.gif (4.84 MB, 428x604, 95635446.gif)


 No.1335156

wish i was her

 No.1335157

still a few snowflakes with blue partly cloudy sky

 No.1335158

>>1335152
you mog him

 No.1335159

dropped a carrot under my chair could NOT find it gave up

 No.1335160

get a weird feeling when google reads my mind after i only type one or two letters in the search bar

 No.1335162

gonno grail melusine love this sexy little lover

 No.1335163

File: 1642703660345.jpg (746.05 KB, 2048x1365, fam.jpg)


 No.1335164

mom came in out of nowhere and heard me mumbling in the kitchen about ending this farce

 No.1335165

did she ask why you were bitchin in the kitchen

 No.1335166

>>1335147
i used to do this in class

 No.1335167


 No.1335168

File: 1642708042062.jpg (755.9 KB, 1320x900, 1642687698011.jpg)


 No.1335169

NOT sure buying a giant monitor was a good idea its barely a foot from my weak cel eyes

 No.1335170

we dont need eyes where were going

 No.1335171


 No.1335172

>>1335084
is this your channel hes got all the mpt albums hooooboy

 No.1335173


 No.1335175

creamy morning

 No.1335176

walked into the forest in deep snow and back winded

 No.1335178

partly cloudy blue sky all day with ethereal snowflakes but no accumulation

 No.1335179

File: 1642716694573.png (665.82 KB, 640x849, pic.png)

going for a walk

 No.1335180

overheard a run of the mill norm tell aNOTher norm he fought his demons and won and accidentally snorted a chuckle

 No.1335181

sister told me about how her brother in law used to be addicted to cocaine but broke the habit and became rich finance guy

 No.1335182

File: 1642717143009.png (385.3 KB, 700x952, 95652210_p0.png)


 No.1335183

File: 1642717149502.mp4 (6.03 MB, rave.mp4)

cant wait for my real life to start in the metaverse

 No.1335184


 No.1335185

just NOTiced everyones a manlet in meta is that because of zucc

 No.1335186

based zucc destroying talls

 No.1335187

sigh they look like theyre having so much fun

 No.1335188

mom called gran and told her im going to kill her again i wasnt even mad at her i think she gets off on the attention

 No.1335189

woke up mornin hima hows it hangin

 No.1335190


 No.1335191


 No.1335193

File: 1642721882430.png (300.79 KB, 950x578, 019fc4e06.png)


 No.1335194

dont get it

 No.1335195

puke at bald girls or short hair girls

 No.1335196

File: 1642723157374.png (1.92 MB, 1414x2000, 95657912_p0.png)


 No.1335197

File: 1642723202202.jpg (1.04 MB, 2508x3877, FJibUrhVIAEI2Do.jpg)


 No.1335198

wonder why i feel weird after eating a large amount of rice pass from feeling overfull to a strange gnawing feeling

 No.1335199

you have diabetes

 No.1335200


 No.1335201

File: 1642723795165.webm (2.99 MB, 442x720, 1639734608752.webm)


 No.1335202

sexy little baby

 No.1335203

hehe rub that little belly

 No.1335204

die creep

 No.1335205

finally got summer chen after 66k chinkorbs

 No.1335206

NOT sure what that is but good job

 No.1335207

thought you were gonno stream it

 No.1335208

ran 8 miles in the snow finally some accumulation but just a thin layer

 No.1335209

waiting for nee san to be done shopping at universal

 No.1335210


 No.1335211

>>1335201
oiling up for her first day at the lbi

 No.1335214

weighed myself lost 3 pounds back to last weeks weight

 No.1335215

weird how norms just watch ads all day and dont think twice about it

 No.1335216

mom got burger king

 No.1335217

ow tooth

 No.1335218

>>1335214
anything within 5 pounds doesnt count since your weight can fluctuate that much every day

 No.1335219

the weighter

 No.1335220

>>1335168
wish i had a big horsey gf so bad

 No.1335221

real foid behavior weighing yourself as often as this guy

 No.1335223

hes just trying to join the twigs

 No.1335224

started tracking my snacks on a calendar i will NOT let my appetite get out of control

 No.1335225

wish i was a twig

 No.1335226

File: 1642727560890.jpg (6.8 MB, 3762x4299, 95657890_p0.jpg)


 No.1335227

>>1335218
dont think thats true barely fluctuate a pound or two all week no matter when i weigh

 No.1335230

who were the gamers

 No.1335231

im gamer

 No.1335232

wonder how many millions of dollars worth of anime games movies software and other stuff ive pirated over the years

 No.1335233

love pirating so much media that i cant make use of any of it due to decision paralysis

 No.1335234

File: 1642728406231.png (2.01 MB, 1920x1090, untitled.png)


 No.1335235

why is it untitled and why is it x1090 NOT x1080

 No.1335236

to make you rage

 No.1335237

weird

 No.1335238

she was kind enough to upload an image for you the least you can do is NOT nitpick

 No.1335239

NOT sure what to play next guess ill level black mage

 No.1335240

only played a punching kitty then i forgot my login and never played it again

 No.1335241

cant stand catgirls in xiv they have tardfaces

 No.1335242

theyre cute but the moon ones are best

 No.1335243

but can you cosplay as tubies

 No.1335244

File: 1642729841878.jpg (101.03 KB, 1049x1052, gura.jpg)


 No.1335245

it was 5 years ago do NOT remember why searched and found the reason

 No.1335246

trying to make hot chocolate by melting chocolate into milk instead of using cocoa powder and sugar

 No.1335247

that would make you a tard

 No.1335248

uh why

 No.1335249

are you doing the double pot strategy i think thats how youre supposed to melt chocolate

 No.1335250

are you using baking chocolate

 No.1335251

just finely chopped some normal dark chocolate and dumped it into the milk

 No.1335252

tard

 No.1335253


 No.1335254

whyguy

 No.1335255

helped sister make buckeyes at christmas molded the cores with her and then the next day she melted chocolate to dip them in

 No.1335256

NOT sure what that guys problem is its good nice and thick was a bit bitter so added a teaspoon of sugar also added a bit of vanilla extract and spices since i was at the cabinet

 No.1335257

sigh wish i had some chocobroth

 No.1335258

switched out keyboards

 No.1335259

File: 1642730586837.png (997.74 KB, 1280x720, untitled.png)


 No.1335260

File: 1642730663107.jpg (148.48 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Atasha Kawajiri Kodama Da yo - 02….jpg)


 No.1335261

might be a bit too thick added five big squares

 No.1335262

throw it in a pot and add some more milk

 No.1335263

too much trouble

 No.1335264

File: 1642731101855.jpg (5.3 MB, 2344x3604, 95654383_p0.jpg)


 No.1335265

hmm having zoomed in more dont think i like the eyes

 No.1335266

zoomer

 No.1335267

almost time

 No.1335268

10 years ago was running on the river trail and this woman parked she ran down the hill grabbed a goose and ran back to her van with it drove off

 No.1335269

crying for that goose

 No.1335270

mom got a nice healthy salad with sugary pecans sugary pomegranate dressing and sugary apples

 No.1335271

those are good sugars

 No.1335272

toss that shite get some nice iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing

 No.1335273

File: 1642733311154.jpg (155.61 KB, 1022x1628, 95664249_p0.jpg)


 No.1335274

love fructose make sure to eat it at least 3 times a day

 No.1335275

File: 1642733343315.jpg (222.8 KB, 818x1200, izcxrl8y3uc81.jpg)


 No.1335276

sigh got stuck between two pics thats the worst post position

 No.1335277

was there a post i didnt NOTice anything

 No.1335278

whats wrong being between two beautiful ladies

 No.1335279

try to NOT post a pic right after aNOTher was posted dont want to sandwich anyone

 No.1335280

my lunch apple tasted moldy

 No.1335281

weird

 No.1335282

the rest of the apples are probably bad too and every meal must have fruit so gonno have to eat 2 peaches or 2 bananas tomorrow

 No.1335283

hb now im getting hungry gonno snack

 No.1335284

>>1335275
>>1335273
theres a void between these did janny delete a post or something

 No.1335285

any frutarians

 No.1335286

relative had to stop eating bananas because they were bad for his stomach

 No.1335287

tonight was rice and tofu night 2

 No.1335288

mom had rice and tofu the other night didnt get any for myself had to make my own dinner

 No.1335289

File: 1642733893990.mp4 (2.4 MB, nfts.mp4)


 No.1335290

had rice and tuna today

 No.1335291

saw an artist who was trying to sell their art as an nft but someone saved the image and sold a counterfeit nft for more money

 No.1335292

watching that vid so i can understand that post

 No.1335293

File: 1642734765119.jpg (218.03 KB, 605x537, 95659145_p0.jpg)


 No.1335294

whats wrong with her

 No.1335295

saw a snow kitty picture today

 No.1335296

sigh wish i had a sexy little kitty

 No.1335297

why didnt you post it

 No.1335298

kitty or kitty

 No.1335299

you know

 No.1335300

uh

 No.1335301

File: 1642735090629.swf (213.48 KB, nyan.swf)


 No.1335302

File: 1642735139928.jpg (122.74 KB, 850x1200, untitled.jpg)


 No.1335303

skipper

 No.1335304

making progress on rhythm tengoku

 No.1335305

File: 1642736191921.mp3 (5.5 MB, 02. Koi no Honey Sweet Angel.mp3)


 No.1335306

kitty jumped behind my computer and unplugged my external

 No.1335307

hate when the gf unplugs my external

 No.1335308

owned

 No.1335309

File: 1642736407435.jpg (6.85 MB, 2894x4093, 95667301_p0.jpg)


 No.1335310

weird face

 No.1335311

dont remind me

 No.1335312


 No.1335313

File: 1642737661302.jpg (439.99 KB, 1816x2500, 95667833_p0.jpg)


 No.1335314

sexy little gema

 No.1335315

weird how he says people have a vtuber instead of saying people become vtubers

 No.1335316

they better start treating gema with some respect or else

 No.1335317

NOThing beats a cool gallon of water after waking up

 No.1335318

wish to leave my physical form behind

 No.1335319

File: 1642737994753.png (1.7 MB, 1920x1080, untitled.png)


 No.1335320

File: 1642738088206.jpg (94.02 KB, 595x1024, FJmOjV1acAINORf.jpg)


 No.1335321

watched a show with mom where the kid came out as trans and the parents thought transgender but the kid said no its transhuman

 No.1335322

wonder if sis thinks im in the closet

 No.1335323

File: 1642738637328.webm (2.93 MB, 1136x640, 1642716209541.webm)

sigh BOLES tried making a run for it

 No.1335324

same but mom

 No.1335325

>>1335323
did he died

 No.1335326

is there really a facebook avenue

 No.1335327

bros already out of the closet think it would be weird to have two gay sons

 No.1335328

its in the water

 No.1335329

uncle was cool wonder if he passed it down to me

 No.1335330

File: 1642738874103.jpg (343.58 KB, 1448x2048, 95656591_p0.jpg)


 No.1335331

is she ok

 No.1335332

no she needs your help

 No.1335333

she needs to bring me the drinks i ordered i dont have all day

 No.1335334

have some compassion shes just a child

 No.1335335

>>1335327
sigh broslurp

 No.1335336

wonder how common sibling sex is never really hear about it

 No.1335337

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

 No.1335338

File: 1642739132557.jpg (2.3 MB, 2480x3508, 95079397_p0.jpg)


 No.1335339

got a ring in there last night

 No.1335340

File: 1642739280085.jpg (483.86 KB, 1000x1373, FJimDFxVIAQ-gUW.jpg)


 No.1335341

BRAAP!

 No.1335342

gook shite can tell by the way the leg wrinkles are drawn

 No.1335343

die racist

 No.1335344

imagine finding out your siblings were flipping but they left you out the whole time

 No.1335345

bro and sis never had a problem getting to flip

 No.1335346

btc is 38k why are gpus still expensive

 No.1335347

uh btc isnt mined with gpus

 No.1335348

is this the dip should i buy

 No.1335349

ya

 No.1335350

all the coins they mine are coupled to btc

 No.1335351

only virg over middle school age in the entire family this cant be right

 No.1335353

mentally middle school aged so still safe

 No.1335354

siblings never talked about their sex lives but sister talked about her birth control sometimes

 No.1335355

fat idiot cousin talked about getting women last time i saw him i tried to use it as celfuel but its hard to be envious when he only gets giant fat blimps and is going to be paying child support forever after getting stuck in a relationship that lasted less than a year

 No.1335356

hes still NOT a virgin and thats all that matters

 No.1335357

File: 1642740306804.png (1.05 MB, 1200x1000, 95659701_p0.png)


 No.1335358

saw that image earlier but did NOT understand

 No.1335359

what do you mean

 No.1335360

why is everything cracked is it about her life shattering into pieces but she does NOT look too worried

 No.1335361

throught those were spider webs

 No.1335362

shes a slut anyway look at the picture of her with her bf

 No.1335363

does just having a bf make you a slut

 No.1335364

it does if im NOT the bf

 No.1335365

chowing down on some raw garlic so i dont get moms flu

 No.1335366

cant wait until i become just aNOTher statistic

 No.1335367


 No.1335368

File: 1642741265071.jpg (1.44 MB, 1400x2100, 95667900_p0.jpg)


 No.1335369

NOT signing in to confirm my age and NOT bothering to go use a third party website just to watch a vid about some celeb

 No.1335370

youre missing out she gets shot for NOT obeying the 5150

 No.1335371

sneezed twice but NOT loudsneezes

 No.1335372

File: 1642741492773.png (1.3 MB, 1359x1920, 169.png)


 No.1335373

but what

 No.1335374

uh why did the they have to settle in court and take more money from the taxpayers she pointed what looked like a gun at them just more wk shit

 No.1335375

things would have ended up different if i had a big sis

 No.1335376

its NOT that great

 No.1335377

you would just regret it

 No.1335378

File: 1642741994582.jpg (867.05 KB, 1240x1754, 95660216_p0.jpg)


 No.1335379

sigh wish i was a nadeshiko

 No.1335380

whats stopping you

 No.1335381

just a few chromosomes

 No.1335382

you can have some of mine

 No.1335383

isnt that too many

 No.1335384

try to be a good person sometimes hope i get a good reincarnation

 No.1335385

nah youre just being a fool taken advantage of

 No.1335386


 No.1335387

can you really buy baby chicken eggs in the store like that

 No.1335388

ya

 No.1335389

weird

 No.1335390

File: 1642743356503.png (1.06 MB, 540x960, 1642709635230.png)

mogged again

 No.1335391

shes sexier than both of them combined

 No.1335392

now imagine how she feels
she wants a nice normal man but instead the only men who like her are ped creeps

 No.1335393

she can barely be considered a woman

 No.1335394

NOThing wrong with creeping

 No.1335395

crying for the femcels

 No.1335396

wish someone would creep on me

 No.1335397

what if its an imageboard man

 No.1335398

it would be ok if he was cute

 No.1335399

what if it was freak and you were his old friend

 No.1335400

been gaming all day hima

 No.1335401

File: 1642744766365.jpg (225.36 KB, 2001x1364, sexy lady girl.jpg)


 No.1335402


 No.1335403

might lojo to some nice haga yui

 No.1335404

>>1335401
sigh shes perfect

 No.1335405

every single pixel in that image has been shopped

 No.1335406

File: 1642745509440.jpg (212.46 KB, 1224x1632, sexy lady shirt 2.jpg)


 No.1335407

love shopping myself to look like a cute japanese girl

 No.1335408

love reading sexy lady books with my gf in bed

 No.1335409

how about a nice ddlg

 No.1335410

went to the store got a bottle of blogka and gyudon supplies

 No.1335411

i wonder if the comic lo will hurt my case after the raid

 No.1335412

nice raider

 No.1335413

just realized hima is like china

 No.1335414

how

 No.1335415

you know

 No.1335416

no i dont know thats why i asked

 No.1335417

im chink

 No.1335418

weird

 No.1335420


 No.1335421

File: 1642747534677.jpeg (441.72 KB, 1536x2048, c.jpeg)


 No.1335422

oh flip which one of you idiots pulled aggro

 No.1335423

love that shot its badass

 No.1335424

why is his head shaped like minecraft guy

 No.1335425

hes chink

 No.1335426

File: 1642747703007.jpg (586 KB, 827x1470, FJmxdyLVEAA_Psz.jpg)


 No.1335427

dont get how everyone else can look normal in pictures but i look like a shinigami is lurking overhead at all times starting to think something supernatural really is happenign

 No.1335428

wonder when itll be my turn to touch a girls boobs

 No.1335429

you need to learn to hide your aura

 No.1335430

when youre ready to slip $40 to the chink at the massage parlor

 No.1335431

never seen a chink with huge boobs

 No.1335432

thought i was suppressing it fine think i need an exorcist instead

 No.1335433

>>1335421
mogs me

 No.1335434

File: 1642748171198.png (188.62 KB, 311x302, virgin walk.png)


 No.1335435


 No.1335436

mindblowing that a random 18 year old chink had more smv than everyone on hima

 No.1335437

lost cobys smv pic

 No.1335438

hate when i find a nice doujin with good art but it ends up being ntr

 No.1335439

wish i wore a hat to bed like they did in cartoons

 No.1335440

thought those big sleeping caps were for putting your hair in when you sleep but the guy said no thats NOT what theyre for

 No.1335441


 No.1335442

craving bone broth

 No.1335443


 No.1335444

is bone broth what i think it is

 No.1335445

its a bowl of umami

 No.1335446

File: 1642750164793.jpg (633.29 KB, 1280x944, 1642747203173.jpg)

i think i could have said something a little more profound to be remembered throughout the ages

 No.1335447

lets hear it then

 No.1335448

uh am i getting mandela effected since when does antarctica look like that its supposed to be as long as the entire earth

 No.1335449

>>1335447
NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

 No.1335450

File: 1642750333187.jpg (413.84 KB, 1977x1029, World-Continents-Topographic-map.jpg)


 No.1335451

global maps dont really work correctly

 No.1335452

can you circle the south pole

 No.1335453

File: 1642750403167.png (238.17 KB, 2220x1248, greenland-actual-size.png)


 No.1335454

how do we know any of it is real

 No.1335455


 No.1335456

cant they just say theyre roommates

 No.1335457

the best part about being queer is letting everyone know that you are

 No.1335458

File: 1642751006100.jpg (579.75 KB, 1600x800, 6jARjazQJfq2v882YHZGxZ.jpg)


 No.1335459

is that real

 No.1335460

whats on the bottom side of the flat earth

 No.1335461

hell

 No.1335463

dreamed i transitioned last night

 No.1335464

>>1335462
why

 No.1335465

were you sexy

 No.1335466

no

 No.1335468

we
cry
open

 No.1335469

still remember the time i linked the umamiburger website to someone raging about umami on hima within 5 seconds of them posting it with pride

 No.1335470

dont know if i should keep gaming or watch anime tough one only got a couple hours left of the night

 No.1335471

its time to game

 No.1335473

finna snooze

 No.1335474

arrogant little kitty

 No.1335475

wouldnt mind a job like this

 No.1335477


 No.1335478


 No.1335479

damn good games might be time to wipe off the psp

 No.1335480

stream

 No.1335481

dont know how

 No.1335484

why scape when new world is out

 No.1335485

wish you had to unlock most skills and they were hard to unlock in regular oldscape

 No.1335486

having a stroopwaffle

 No.1335488

painful spot by my nose

 No.1335489

File: 1642766260021.jpg (251.86 KB, 1447x844, 95668160_p0.jpg)


 No.1335490

eating eggs bagel soy sausage orange juice banana and kitty tried to taste it

 No.1335491

die soyman

 No.1335492

the air fryer has been deployed tendies and potato wedgies are a go

 No.1335493

you cant just eat tendies this early in the morning

 No.1335494

why

 No.1335495

love wedgies

 No.1335496

its NOT healthy

 No.1335497

uh it does it magically become healthy if i eat it later in the day what difference does it make

 No.1335498

might as well start cracking at the crack of dawn what difference does it make when i start

 No.1335499

File: 1642769335154.jpg (738.79 KB, 1080x1525, 95672237_p1.jpg)


 No.1335500

you cant compare a couple of tendies to normahol

 No.1335501

vigorously washed myself in the shower arm muscles started burning and growled out loud

 No.1335502

didnt even realize he was drawing an ironic parallel since ive been cracking in the morning for years now

 No.1335503

crack aches even when NOT touching it

 No.1335504

in a dex ruled by ark one sheep dares to play minecraft

 No.1335505

owned

 No.1335506

skipper

 No.1335507

sigh meat loaf died

 No.1335509

just had some meat loaf earlier

 No.1335510

File: 1642774952534.jpg (Spoiler Image, 146.76 KB, 907x1210, FJoK_T3UcAI8dUo.jpg)


 No.1335511

how many times must i implore you STOP posting these hairy pussies

 No.1335512

File: 1642775565182.png (1.97 MB, 828x1227, park.png)


 No.1335513

wish i was one of those skippers that spend all day hanging out with the boys or out with their gfs or making a big deal at the office only to boot up hima and drop some link or video that the actual hima people have already seen twice

 No.1335514

havent seen either of those

 No.1335515

dad went to a meatloaf concert said he danced across the stage with ribbons

 No.1335516

called dad a norm and told him to stay out of my room

 No.1335517


 No.1335518

wish humans didnt have the most difficult mating strategy in the animal kingdom by basing the entire thing on facial bones

 No.1335519

File: 1642778977431.png (Spoiler Image, 1.09 MB, 1100x1200, 88888738_p0.png)


 No.1335520

the bone structure cope

 No.1335521

shes flexible

 No.1335522

NOThin cope just rope

 No.1335523


 No.1335524

long day ahead of me at work showed up to the guild katheryne gave me my commissions and told me were short on ore need to mine hundreds of crystals and we gotta hunt unagi and crab for recipes we still need a solid elemental mastery goblet and missed a star in the abyss too sigh its NOT easy being an adventurer

 No.1335525

autoraged at that post

 No.1335526

love work sims

 No.1335527

File: 1642780721311.jpg (Spoiler Image, 110.8 KB, 654x917, riaru.jpg)


 No.1335528

File: 1642781240941.png (Spoiler Image, 3.04 MB, 1413x2000, e4f862462feb321388d81089349aa3e0.png)


 No.1335531


 No.1335532

moms gone gonno crank the heater

 No.1335533

how many layers are you wearing

 No.1335534

one

 No.1335535

File: 1642788427489.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.69 KB, 1075x1518, E-SIiIHVcAIN_DV.jpg)


 No.1335536

File: 1642791549010.jpg (116.52 KB, 1920x1080, lulustation.jpg)


 No.1335537

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

 No.1335538

tired of the spam do something seki

 No.1335539

what spam?

 No.1335540


 No.1335541

penis starting to look kind of fat i think ill put it on a diet

 No.1335542

pic

 No.1335543

File: 1642793116675.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.07 KB, 323x314, help.jpg)


 No.1335544

sigh nb

 No.1335545


 No.1335546

File: 1642793289440.jpeg (182.19 KB, 800x600, 6f0163604f684635443b8db5b5e6fa28.jpeg)


 No.1335547

Shuuma Aguri isn’t like other high school boys. He doesn’t get into sexual talks with his friends, and he sits alone. While he does have a secret fetish, he keeps it to himself - after all, who would willingly talk to a guy with a tickle fetish?

The only solace he has in his life is Anzu, a girl he met online who herself has a desire to be tickled. The two decide to meet up one day, only for Shuuma to find out that Anzu… is actually his teacher, Maiko Ogura?

 No.1335552

tickle my pickle

 No.1335553

>>1335536
what does the circle do

 No.1335554

sigh had to shower made it six days but my bh developed a sore today

 No.1335555

pic

 No.1335556

cant say ive ever seen my asshole never bothered spreading my cheeks in front of a mirror its an unsightly part of the human body best left alone

 No.1335557

i dont understand why my buttcrack is so hairy why would it be hairy

 No.1335558

friction

 No.1335559

to keep assbugs out and keep dirt and bacteria away from your bum

 No.1335560

when i was a kid i didnt have the crackhair and things were great why would you want to risk getting shite matted up in the hair its a design flaw

 No.1335561


 No.1335562

thats a fake story ive personally shaved mine before and it was fine

 No.1335563

cant deny that its nasty but most mammals get shit in their asshair too its more unnatural to NOT get shit in your asshair like livestock bred chinks

 No.1335564

did it feel like sandpaper between your ass cheeks when it grew back

 No.1335565

i didnt shave it smooth i used the clippers

 No.1335566


 No.1335568

why is she constantly laughing

 No.1335569

some kind of show going on in diagon alley bunch of adults are enraptured

 No.1335570

love going to amusement parks with my gf and blogging about it on hima

 No.1335571

looks fun did you get butter beer and ride hagrids ride

 No.1335572

ya

 No.1335573

crater earth is the only projection i subscribe to

 No.1335574

>>1335568
some people are just naturally jovial

 No.1335575

thats just how foids are

 No.1335576

File: 1642800193505.jpg (Spoiler Image, 640.3 KB, 1200x1177, 95252571_p0.jpg)


 No.1335577

she wasnt raised right

 No.1335578

girls are sperm receptacles

 No.1335579

NOT true

 No.1335580

ya its how god made them

 No.1335582

got a nice chocolate coronet from the bakery

 No.1335583

hope youre eating it from the big side

 No.1335584

floornapped had to wake myself up because hand fell asleep hard was lying on it odd

 No.1335585

are you that guys kitty

 No.1335586

hate that guy

 No.1335587

File: 1642803930813.png (872.1 KB, 1720x1300, 95677308_p0.png)


 No.1335588

why

 No.1335589

im scared of whats going to happen hima

 No.1335590

view petblogging on the same level as blogging about your gf i just dont want to hear it

 No.1335591

kitty flopped on my foot

 No.1335592

sometimes get my gf stories and my pet stories mixed up

 No.1335593

>>1332098
finally happened feel better

 No.1335594

do you need a hug

 No.1335595

File: 1642804966966.gif (1.92 MB, 400x300, congratulation.gif)


 No.1335596

head was bleeding earlier

 No.1335597

dont think its supposed to do that

 No.1335598

its fine

 No.1335599

File: 1642805514632.jpg (1.62 MB, 1273x1767, 95682220_p0.jpg)


 No.1335600

File: 1642805547775.jpg (385.2 KB, 1400x1900, 1642804982994.jpg)


 No.1335601

do you ever wonder what made you end up like this hima
did you ever find out

 No.1335602

what do you mean

 No.1335603

end up like what

 No.1335604

nevermind

 No.1335605

weirdo

 No.1335606

what happened to what

 No.1335607

sigh theyre too far gone to even realize

 No.1335608

everythings fine snacking on some nuts and berries and watching vids

 No.1335609

must go shopping

 No.1335610

love to shop

 No.1335611

hate shopping

 No.1335612

shop til ya drop

 No.1335613

wonder if that guy went on velocicoaster yet

 No.1335614

thats nb skipper

 No.1335615

is there anything nb cant do

 No.1335616

File: 1642807621356.jpg (747.35 KB, 2067x1181, FJXJ6HVX0AgZdvK.jpg)


 No.1335617

woke up mornin hima wish i had some hair o the blog me head hurts

 No.1335618


 No.1335619

great hack great playthrough give it a watch if you want

 No.1335621

posting tubers at all is bad but posting entubers is just being obnoxious on purpose

 No.1335622

just learned youre supposed to chew rice and NOT just shovel it in and swallow

 No.1335623

like how banning him 12 more times just made him more obnoxious about it

 No.1335624

wish i had his low inhib

 No.1335625

read somewhere as a kid that japanese people had a custom of swallowing their ramen whole so of course in an attempt to be closer to japanese i would eat my cup ramen with chopsticks without chewing any of it

 No.1335626


 No.1335627

there was this amish family at the store they walked slowly blocked the aisle mom was covered but the little girl had her blonde hair out

 No.1335628

amish dont believe in peds

 No.1335629

used to always run into the local semi amish cult at the bread store theyd take all the sexy ladies out to help get all the bread in the car and do other grocery trips NOT sure if theyre really amish though cause im wcr might be aNOTher denomination

 No.1335630

never seen a ped in real life think they might just be aNOTher himameme

 No.1335631

probably just those shiftless mennonites

 No.1335632

how can you tell someones ped

 No.1335633

remember mom had some freakish biblethumpers over as guests they all wore the exact same sweater vests and the mom kept reminding the kids to be happy and cheerful

 No.1335634

im ped

 No.1335635

pic

 No.1335636

could use that reminder myself from time to time

 No.1335637

happy happy joy joy

 No.1335638

biblethumpers always seem happy maybe i should start believing

 No.1335639

File: 1642810418912.png (756.1 KB, 1280x720, untitled.png)


 No.1335641

its boring need a different cope

 No.1335642

stream

 No.1335643

sure why NOT

 No.1335644

gyudon time

 No.1335645

need a 6 foot 2 autistic womanbaby jpgf

 No.1335646

foids are immune to autism

 No.1335647

then whats her problem

 No.1335648

File: 1642811260326.jpg (42.94 KB, 600x800, 1514853622117.jpg)


 No.1335649

>>1335646
explain my wife

 No.1335650

crying for her difficulties in life as a disabled person

 No.1335651

File: 1642812442301.mp4 (1.26 MB, peds.mp4)


 No.1335652

how old is she might jo

 No.1335653

back off creep

 No.1335654

nah this is the land of the free i can jo if i want

 No.1335655

cooked rice and tofu night 3 realized forgot to buy a new black pepper grinder

 No.1335656

nice freejoer

 No.1335657

>>1335651
whats her flippin problem

 No.1335658

the tism

 No.1335659

sigh had too much salt know id regret it going into it didnt really get that much enjoyment during it feeling bloated after it

 No.1335660

mom bought sodium free imitation salt tastes horrendous

 No.1335661

saw a fake semen recipe recently it used salt substitute

 No.1335662

only buy no salt added cans of beans why would you add imitation salt

 No.1335663

love buying canned beans for 5x the cost of equivalent dry beans

 No.1335664

ordered a couple doujinshi theyve finally shipped

 No.1335665

do NOT want to have to prepare my meal 24 hours in advance soak the beans overnight then cook them for 2 hours thats NOT worth the cost savings

 No.1335666

are you gonno scan em

 No.1335667

ya bought two of each only might NOT bother uploading anywhere

 No.1335668

you dont need to soak em thats a myth

 No.1335669

might make some roasted garbanzo beans but dont want to soak

 No.1335670

gonno pour a double once i work up the energy to stand up

 No.1335671

poured lime juice into the half empty cranberry juice bottle shook it up added water

 No.1335672

what about the blogka

 No.1335673

no

 No.1335674

thats okay poured myself a double one for me one for you

 No.1335675

File: 1642814944512.png (337.68 KB, 600x800, 95683573_p1.png)


 No.1335676

think im a fan of sakurin dont think i couldve come up with it myself

 No.1335677

File: 1642815679055.jpg (128.37 KB, 1280x720, [Niplex] Irodorimidori 02 [720p][69950FC3].mkv….jpg)


 No.1335679

>>1335595
still waiting for the fortune summoners sequel it ended on a cliffhanger sigh

 No.1335680


 No.1335681


 No.1335682

wonder if paolos son is gonno post on hima

 No.1335683

someone here needs to breed so we can all raise the child like 7 dwarves or something

 No.1335684


 No.1335685

i would only agree if it was a sexy lady im NOT interested in raising a shota

 No.1335686

kitty binged her dinner then puked right next to the bowl and cried

 No.1335687

what about when shes 11 and finds a big nig to get flipped by

 No.1335688

havent feastpurged in years

 No.1335689

we would raise her to be poor and chaste she would be the shrine maiden at the mansion

 No.1335690

meant pure and chaste

 No.1335691

poor is right

 No.1335692

girls dont like nigs

 No.1335693

File: 1642817897928.mp4 (21.28 MB, p.mp4)

need a nice portahole

 No.1335694

fired up dodonpachi resurrection only to be reminded that im NOT a gamer only made it to stage 4

 No.1335695

have never 1ccd any danmaku

 No.1335696

dont think i could ever get good at those kinds of games im too tard

 No.1335697

can still fire up podd and 1cc first try consistently never got that good at other games

 No.1335698

1ccd 4 toehoe games then got bored

 No.1335699

1ccd soew all types to unlock extra but could NOT beat it no matter how hard i tried

 No.1335700

remember went back to it some time after that but extra NOThing couldnt even make it far in the normal game anymore it wasnt like riding a bike at all

 No.1335701

wonder if i could still ride a bike

 No.1335702

File: 1642818730033.jpg (562.33 KB, 1347x1905, 95687272_p0.jpg)


 No.1335703


 No.1335704

just skewer and toss me on the bbq

 No.1335705

wish i had that backdrop for my room

 No.1335706

simply feast until it is your turn to be feasted upon

 No.1335707

File: 1642819644825.png (Spoiler Image, 1.32 MB, 860x1214, 95680443_p2.png)


 No.1335708

creamy

 No.1335709

might make cinnamon rolls tomorrow

 No.1335710

from one of those tins or from scratch

 No.1335711

scratch of course who do you think i am

 No.1335712

who are you

 No.1335714

hes the scratchguy

 No.1335715

that guy said you dont need to come up with a little character for every post

 No.1335716

wish i hadnt eaten that earlier now dont have room for snacks

 No.1335717

listening to itch and scratch part 2

 No.1335718

youre going to love him when hes in the mansion whipping you up some buttermilk biscuits from scratch and white gravy on a monday morning

 No.1335719

got some white gravy for you right here

 No.1335720

watching teen humor vids

 No.1335721

sister wanted gravy for christmas mom hated it kept saying no made the gravy for her myself

 No.1335722

nice browk

 No.1335724


 No.1335725

too

 No.1335726

moons rising

 No.1335727

File: 1642821080920.png (689.75 KB, 1536x2048, 95688143_p0.png)


 No.1335728

too high inhib to live too high inhib to rope sounds like a twilight zone thing

 No.1335729

File: 1642821325443.jpg (167.35 KB, 1920x1080, [AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER OVA6 v2 [1984….jpg)


 No.1335730

sigh its up to us to set things in motion

 No.1335731

found a cool vid but NOT sure if i should post it

 No.1335732

cool or cool

 No.1335733

ya

 No.1335734

File: 1642822284845.jpg (1010.89 KB, 688x1635, 88817341_p2.jpg)

sigh

 No.1335736

you shouldntve

 No.1335737

hoping that was just an imposter

 No.1335738

thats NOT me

 No.1335739

well im only seeing one vid without aNOTher gonno have to assume its your post

 No.1335740

need a sexy ladiesis right now

 No.1335741

it isnt a tubie vid

 No.1335742

File: 1642823285214.swf (1.19 MB, kagami.swf)


 No.1335743

feeling emotional

 No.1335744

エモい

 No.1335745


 No.1335746

bring it in big guy

 No.1335747

uh who let the chinks in

 No.1335748


 No.1335749

back when i was still able to go to restaurants would get tempted to say xie xie to the chink lady but always wimped out

 No.1335750


 No.1335751

at the ramen place last weekend just stood there waiting for one of the staff to NOTice me took several minutes

 No.1335752

grabbed the chink at the restaurant dont know what i was thinking NOT sure how youd even apologize

 No.1335753

nice low inhib grabber

 No.1335754

wouldnt mind being grabbed

 No.1335755

NOT only was it extremely out of character but it must have been terrifying on her part cant go back there for 10 or 15 years i suppose

 No.1335756

she loved it

 No.1335757

File: 1642824958695.png (3.41 MB, 1447x2047, 95674195_p0.png)


 No.1335758

remember went to the horse races once maybe twice at most with mom and someone else maybe it was aunt they didnt bet or anything just went to go

 No.1335759

File: 1642825361398.jpg (336.9 KB, 1500x2427, 95674847_p0.jpg)


 No.1335760

horse track an hour away would be fun to go but no one to go with

 No.1335761

what about mom

 No.1335762

bring your own horse and a nearby himabro will come along

 No.1335763

one time as a teen met someone irl who i knew online that wasnt a good idea

 No.1335764


 No.1335765

hehe

 No.1335766

>>1335763
did you meet at her place or yours

 No.1335767

met him at a public mall wasnt that tard NOT even as a teen

 No.1335768

sigh

 No.1335769

what are some good tubers to watch for a beginner

 No.1335770

guy from the internet drove 5 hours to pick me up then drove me 5 hours back to where he was staying bought me a motel room and fed me then one day said ok you need to go back im running out of money so he drove me back and that was it spent a lot of time pretending to be asleep during the ride so i wouldnt be expected to talk

 No.1335771

crying for your lost virginity

 No.1335772

cant imagine meeting anyone from the internet closest ive ever come was voice chatting with one guy and that was the most awkward experience of my life

 No.1335773

but the mansion

 No.1335774

thats different i can just hide in my room and live vicariously through the security cameras and hima

 No.1335775

no voices are allowed in the mansion we will write posts and stick them on the fridge

 No.1335776

sister said one of her college roommates left passive aggressive NOTes about the waffle maker

 No.1335777

uh youre gonno have to do your assigned chores you cant just hole up

 No.1335778

wouldnt mind a nice chalkboard as long as the trollers agreed NOT to deface it

 No.1335779

uh i thought wed have sexy ladymaids to do that stuff

 No.1335780

yeah thats when you get in the kig

 No.1335781

might NOT be able to resist grabbing the kig im probably a molester potato chef now

 No.1335782

one kigflip is all i ask

 No.1335783

i saw a kig in real life it was the girl from the boku hero shite

 No.1335784

sigh lucky

 No.1335785

only seen people in fursuits in real life before

 No.1335786

i dont know if it was simply an expensive well done one or what but i have to admit it wasnt the least sexy thing ive ever seen

 No.1335787

tried watching that teenime couldnt get halfway through the first ep

 No.1335788

didnt even bother trying to pick it up

 No.1335789

never tried

 No.1335790

File: 1642827137108.jpg (3.7 MB, 2894x3564, 95679212_p0.jpg)


 No.1335791

wonder if its worse to be a girl with small boobs than a guy with a small benis

 No.1335792

never seen a woman exclaim she loves small penised men

 No.1335793

despite regretting that sodium overload still got a desire to snack so opened up a pack of saltines

 No.1335794

how are you supposed to attract a woman with a big penis you cant just walk around whipping it out

 No.1335795

why NOT its natural

 No.1335796

isnt that what pnig did thought he asked everyone if they would suck it yes or no

 No.1335797


 No.1335798

you wear the lose underwear and tight pants so they can see it

 No.1335799

remember reading that in eye trackers girls looked at the crotch more than guys did

 No.1335800

the other day had to use a public restroom cant use urinals only stalls guy was using the urinal tried to get into the stall by him it was the only one but door opened out and bumped into him as it was opening said sorry felt awkward but kept opening moved him away went in

 No.1335801


 No.1335802

always imagine the its natural posts being vocalized in the smarmiest voice possible

 No.1335803

sigh he had an incredibly smarmy voice

 No.1335804

dont even have a big penis it just fluffs out for some reason maybe its positioned too high up

 No.1335805

cant even use the stall my bladder will NOT cooperate

 No.1335806

time to install a port

 No.1335807

File: 1642827620168.mp4 (214.44 KB, agybat.mp4)


 No.1335808

hate when some norm comes into the bathroom blasting music on his phone and cant urinate till he leaves

 No.1335809

>>1335800
you touched a man when he was pissing

 No.1335810

wouldnt mind being touched right now a hug or just a nudge on the shoulder something to tell me someone exists who NOTices my existence

 No.1335811

hate living with sicknorms cant even touch anything outside my lair

 No.1335812

hate when i get accidentally touched by someone but they did it in a way that feels good and i get confused

 No.1335813

>>1335810
im comin in for a big ol hug and kiss

 No.1335814

a kiss might be going too far might be fine if its one of those european greeting kisses

 No.1335815

pucker up im gonno smooch ya

 No.1335816

single mother cousin trained her brat to go around kissing everyone had to set the little queer aside one day and said men dont kiss one aNOTher
dumb bitch is going to turn the boy into a peter puffer at that rate

 No.1335817

subzero outside forecast says 21 havent bothered to measure for myself opened the window feeling the chill

 No.1335818

vented this morning installed a new wallflower bottle smells nice

 No.1335819

a new what now

 No.1335820

mouth dry as the sahara was already dry now almost polished off the sleeve of saltines

 No.1335821

why is this guy eating crackers

 No.1335822

dont talk about me like im NOT in the room

 No.1335823

File: 1642829091419.jpg (554.87 KB, 983x1110, 20220122_002132.jpg)


 No.1335824

remember fighting with sis over the nightlight but dont remember who was on what side

 No.1335825

cat looks tard

 No.1335826

what a stupid flipping cat

 No.1335827

hope saulguy is doing alright

 No.1335828

after last weeks winter storm turned out to NOT wipe out power for the county like the last one left me with the supplies id got in preparation canned soup butane and so forth had some of the canned soup today maybe ill get some stuff can fire up on the camping stove later

 No.1335829

maybe time for some raclette

 No.1335830

File: 1642829658596.swf (6.09 MB, Chens_Errand.swf)


 No.1335831

sigh popped into an old thread to watch a webm and it was deleted

 No.1335832

i saved it

 No.1335833

File: 1642830460620.webm (1.4 MB, 900x675, 1495448497429.webm)

was it this

 No.1335834

File: 1642831041930.png (285.2 KB, 724x1023, 0f78db0088f06bdada3bf37cdc17c8f7.png)


 No.1335835

you know when you say youre too much of a perfectionist to do something because youll go crazy getting it just right youre basically just saying youre too lazy to bother

 No.1335836

guess ill get started on the himavgm hope everyone else does their part

 No.1335837

File: 1642831935039.jpg (174.6 KB, 1280x720, 2022-01-22-01h07m09s331.jpg)

hate when i have to turn down horny girls looking to flip because im a queer far more interested in my tall brown boytoy

 No.1335838

my black mage is now level 90

 No.1335839

File: 1642832514384.jpg (287.22 KB, 2048x1536, 1642826613044.jpg)


 No.1335840

pools closed

 No.1335841

onseki needs to sell the site to moot

 No.1335842

why is every imageboard admin a chad

 No.1335843

been working on my art skills for the big upcoming hima project

 No.1335844

File: 1642832988341.jpg (1000.46 KB, 1060x1500, 0931a56a2dfc63fcfa899db7e1e58576.jpg)


 No.1335845

vile whoer

 No.1335846

dont talk about my gyaru gf like that

 No.1335847

you mean our gyaru gf

 No.1335848

what the flip

 No.1335849

im cold hima im so cold

 No.1335850

File: 1642834007865.mp4 (1.89 MB, ratt.mp4)


 No.1335851

File: 1642834381965.png (353.64 KB, 1080x701, 1642829470011.png)


 No.1335852

File: 1642834589113.jpg (333.51 KB, 720x888, Merry.jpg)


 No.1335853

File: 1642834739505.png (909.28 KB, 864x1080, 1642609827504.png)


 No.1335854

phew phew phew

 No.1335855

flippingway

 No.1335856

should i make oyakodon or gyudon for dinner

 No.1335857

whats the difference

 No.1335858

※Please refrain from taking screenshots and clips of this stream.

uh why

 No.1335859

ones chicken ones beef

 No.1335860

meat is murder

 No.1335861

used to be a vegetarian when i was a teen

 No.1335862

>>1335858
go to hell tubeteen

 No.1335863

File: 1642845827049.jpg (474.84 KB, 849x1200, FJmnu6AVcAIhOy3.jpg)


 No.1335866

is it possible to stop being a wristcel

 No.1335867

ya just get fat

 No.1335868

File: 1642850696219.jpg (219.29 KB, 800x1119, FJsxUxeaIAYo9m-.jpg)


 No.1335870

wish real boobs levitated like that

 No.1335871

File: 1642852559527.jpg (273.29 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease]_Slow_Loop_-_03_(1080p)_[CD9DF61E]….jpg)


 No.1335872

always oog hard to 3d flare

 No.1335873

File: 1642853937094.jpg (363.36 KB, 2048x1536, UGhM_B8U7_boHMkIAUEHXz6cl-Iuy5qVBgQUExrK_8g.jpg)


 No.1335874

oog hard to 3d noel

 No.1335875

3d or 3d

 No.1335877

File: 1642860552601.jpg (126.25 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Leadale no Daichi nite - 02 (720p….jpg)


 No.1335878

miss lytt love that shes still in the op and the ed heavily focuses on her

 No.1335879

File: 1642861691040.jpg (191.75 KB, 1227x2048, 95697613_p0.jpg)


 No.1335880

File: 1642862740288.webm (1.83 MB, 1280x720, party night.webm)


 No.1335881

friday night at the mansion

 No.1335882

File: 1642863365297.jpg (190.46 KB, 1000x1600, 93819473_p0.jpg)


 No.1335883


 No.1335884

remember when we spent an hour trying to find the website in that op

 No.1335885

File: 1642865641771.png (3.26 MB, 4500x3200, 95704519_p0.png)


 No.1335886

hate when i try to do something but the drive its on has spun down and have to wait half a minute for things to unfreeze

 No.1335887

did NOT listen when that guy told me to buy a new ssd it could have been here by now

 No.1335888

cant afford that many ssds

 No.1335889

yeah the first one he recommended was like a thousand dollars or something ridiculous then he said wait thats a joke and suggested a cheaper model it was still over 200 dollars

 No.1335890

that doesnt mean anything without listing the storage too and theyre defiantly NOT up to par with my 8-12tb hds

 No.1335891

File: 1642867157237.jpg (3.74 MB, 2894x4093, 95692108_p0.jpg)


 No.1335892

got trolled by hima into buying a ryzen computer

 No.1335893

uh the second one i suggested was also a joke once you found out there was no m2 slot on your motherboard i suggested the most expensive sata ssd i saw on the first page of amazon results

 No.1335894

had about enough of the joker here

 No.1335895

that was epic for the win

 No.1335896

File: 1642868506015.jpg (87.12 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Slow Loop - 03 (720p) [4B7C1A15].….jpg)


 No.1335897

pots on the stove gonno make some tea

 No.1335898

File: 1642869063297.jpg (149.8 KB, 1246x1204, [SubsPlease] Slow Loop - 03 (720p) [4B7C1A15]0….jpg)


 No.1335899

tea has been made

 No.1335900

hope its a nice sencha

 No.1335901

its NOT

 No.1335902

ate the last of the gyoza

 No.1335903

its out

 No.1335904

never had matcha

 No.1335905

File: 1642870962306.png (4.28 MB, 2268x3024, 95696176_p0.png)


 No.1335906

eating carrots

 No.1335907

are they baby carrots

 No.1335908

File: 1642871120313.jpg (162.56 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Shikkakumon no Saikyou Kenja - 03….jpg)


 No.1335909

File: 1642871287025.jpg (299.96 KB, 930x905, 20220122_120636.jpg)


 No.1335910

nice cheeto puff

 No.1335912

saw a car driving outside with a trash bag on top of the windshield

 No.1335913


 No.1335914

woke up havin a turkey sandwich with carrots

 No.1335915

are they baby carrots

 No.1335916

ya

 No.1335917


 No.1335918

File: 1642876598365.png (1.04 MB, 1200x1695, 0fff2fc7-97b6-4d80-b959-694183ffbd48.png)


 No.1335919

shes just like me

 No.1335920

im a born loser

 No.1335921

File: 1642877287826.png (1.11 MB, 1400x988, 95708296_p0.png)


 No.1335922

File: 1642878139661.webm (183.88 KB, 1920x1080, wah.webm)


 No.1335923

how come i havent met any girls like her

 No.1335924

you havent been outside in almost 10 years

 No.1335925

thats NOT true i went outside just the other day bought some gum

 No.1335926

going to come out of the cocoon for the first time in 10 years and shock the world

 No.1335927

File: 1642878775079.mp4 (2.97 MB, crabblog.mp4)


 No.1335928

making ramen

 No.1335929

got the hotel gym all to myself hehe

 No.1335930

die norm

 No.1335931

wonder if the plasticky stuff on the top from where the lid didnt cleanly come off is toxic

 No.1335932

File: 1642879879080.png (498.79 KB, 800x600, 4a1ad034fa25b8ddc54b6a97cdf04342.png)


 No.1335933

at universal most of the chinks who wore hogwarts clothes had slytherin thought it was quite telling

 No.1335934

post those sexy witches

 No.1335935

love soying out at the wizarding world of harry potter then blogging about it on hima in the hotel room

 No.1335936

sorry im waiting on my gf to get ready

 No.1335937

drank all the ramen broth

 No.1335939

nice elira dictionary

 No.1335940

those poor jops falling for the entuber meme

 No.1335941


 No.1335942

>>1335938
can read all of this guess its time to go to japan and start a family

 No.1335943

make a channel like paolo so you can keep us updated

 No.1335944

mindblowing that we are all biologically capable of creating offspring but will never do so

 No.1335945

deciding between more tea or hot chocolate guess ill go with the tea got an oversized thing of honey since it was cheaper per unit but caps poorly made so it didnt pour well at all since its big its hard to hold and squeeze for extended times used scissors to make the hole bigger

 No.1335946

thats a lot of words to justify stressing up your hormones

 No.1335947

what makes you think anyone gives a damn

 No.1335948

had some hot cocoa and sesame squares yesterday got a real bad stomach ache thats why i use the calendar now

 No.1335949

dont understand the last few posts

 No.1335950

forgot why i was scared of norms to begin with

 No.1335951

theyre scary

 No.1335952

were social creatures if the tribe rejects you its very disturbing you were supposed to wander into the woods and die or make a new tribe in unexplored territory

 No.1335953

isnt that hima

 No.1335954

joined the hima tribe and had to adapt to their strange customs

 No.1335956

naproxen is a hormone repressor

 No.1335957

used ibuprofen NOT naproxen

 No.1335959

my teen hormones

 No.1335960

File: 1642885993944.jpg (180.58 KB, 1278x1318, [SubsPlease] Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru -….jpg)


 No.1335961

File: 1642886650928.jpg (94.4 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Akebi-chan no Sailor-fuku - 03 (7….jpg)

fire up the new ep and this is the first thing i can see NOT sure if i can handle the stimulation

 No.1335962

love pretending to be turned on by armpits and children and other jaypee memes

 No.1335963

uhh haha

 No.1335964

time for a nice ironic losperm

 No.1335965

File: 1642888081171.jpg (169.68 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Akebi-chan no Sailor-fuku - 03 (7….jpg)


 No.1335966

File: 1642889056306.jpg (596.34 KB, 1024x1024, 95704999_p0.jpg)


 No.1335967


 No.1335968

NOT watching half an hour of that aro can i get the highlights

 No.1335970

>>1335960
should i watch this

 No.1335971

ya

 No.1335972

on second thought its probably typical jap cuckolding trash where the mc gets within a quarter inch of sex multiple times every chapter and never goes all the way

 No.1335973


 No.1335974

feel so bad for japs having zero manga that accurately portray a normal healthy sexual partnership

 No.1335975

dont know what that means

 No.1335976

File: 1642891451039.webm (49.79 KB, 640x360, [SubsPlease] Vanitas no Carte - 14 (720p) [F2….webm)


 No.1335977

almost made that webm myself

 No.1335978

well i made it first

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ew

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>>1335974
those make japs rage so they dont get published

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love hanging out on boards.4channel.org/vt/ and sharing the highlights with my bros on himasugi.blog/jp/

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burned my tongue

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good riddens

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sigh added too much salt

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scared one day ill snap and flip a kig

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why NOT simply say snap doesnt that include flip

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no i mean snap NOT snap

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she got the snip

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hand smells like garlic

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cut up an onion every day while wearing my hooded sweatshirt the sleeve smells of onion

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hey hima just got back from 8 km sunset run watched the ice float down the river and wind turbines spin on the horizon

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kilonorm

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dont know how to measure distance weight or height its all too complicated

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we need metric units how else will we measure millimeter differences in face bones

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dont understand turts mm posts ive seen that ugly mug and it would take a lot more than a few mm of change to get anywhere good

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you cant heckin say that about the chonkin turterino

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weighed myself lost a pound down to lowest weight since 2017

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weird doggy

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>>1335999
its an incelosphere meme you wouldnt get it

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glad im NOT an incel

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perma

 No.1336007

same

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