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 No.1294222[Last 100 Posts]

 No.1294223

checked

 No.1294224

>>1294220
you were supposed to call me a worknorm to which i would reply im a live in home security guard

 No.1294225

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 No.1294226

sigh aoba

 No.1294227

sigh

 No.1294228

downloaded 50gb of pornographs gonno scrub through two or three of them and sperm in five minutes before deleting them all

 No.1294229

aoba seems like the kind of girl that would flip everyone else but me

 No.1294230

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went hiking 4 miles hima leaves were falling

 No.1294231

hikenorm

 No.1294232

>>1294229
isnt that all foids

 No.1294233

NOT yun

 No.1294234

>>1294232
my jpgf soulmate is still waiting for me

 No.1294236

the idea of flipping an american woman is more alien to me than the idea of flipping a jap

 No.1294237

nice jbw programming

 No.1294238

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me on the left

 No.1294239

woke up we dont have water have to wash our hands with bottled water

 No.1294240

>>1294237
im NOT white i dont have blue eyes

 No.1294241

pic

 No.1294242

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 No.1294243

contactsnorm

 No.1294244

nihao

 No.1294245

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 No.1294247

>>1294245
at least he can become a birl

 No.1294248

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 No.1294249

>>1294246
the ritual is going to give you a new life a better life far away from here

 No.1294250

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phew

 No.1294251

vile

 No.1294252

left behind

 No.1294253

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 No.1294254

>>1294251
how do you think she would feel if she heard you say that asshole

 No.1294255

last day to stroke my bone before i do the nojo meme again

 No.1294256

couldnt care less about the feelings of some breeding sow

 No.1294257

NOT falling for that meme

 No.1294258

cant do that meme too scared ill sperm in my sleep

 No.1294259

you get a nice sperm once the month is over

 No.1294260

get creepy and angry when i do that and then if i do sperm there are the sperm crystals in it

 No.1294261

made out with a girl once it was in a dream

 No.1294262

same

 No.1294263

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 No.1294264

wish furrygirls were real

 No.1294265

same

 No.1294266

they are
theyre just a little more furry than youre willing to accept

 No.1294267

senko

 No.1294268

got left behind

 No.1294269

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 No.1294270

the senko vore

 No.1294271

bet itd feel nice

 No.1294272

meeting a bro off grindr soon

 No.1294273

normban

 No.1294274

is he top or bottom

 No.1294275

got left behind at the me next post sigh

 No.1294276

based biseki

 No.1294277

no im top

 No.1294278

im m

 No.1294279

>>1294230
love the woods start thinking about where id put different parts of a town

 No.1294280

making the pepper crab ramen

 No.1294281

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 No.1294282

pepper crab ramen is on the stove

 No.1294283

need an aggressive sexy s gyaru to force me into being her bf

 No.1294284

teatime

 No.1294285


 No.1294286

same but NOT gyaru dark skin is gross

 No.1294287

whenever i get the wrong food and say its fine ill eat it anyway shell grab me by the wrist and drag me to the counter and yell at them for it

 No.1294288

the pepper crab was good now im eating the spicy seafood cant see myself stopping here might eat three or four more

 No.1294289

>>1294286
uhh thats NOT what it means noob

 No.1294290

dark skin is NOT gross you absolute fool they are white just high in vitamin d its NOT like melanin on a nig

 No.1294291

stop youll get a sodium hangover

 No.1294292

gran said the dna test is wrong because she saw immigration papers starting to get hopeful that i was switched at birth

 No.1294293

ew ban the nigger

 No.1294294

can hear the normbors groan

 No.1294295

hes here

 No.1294296

i mean can hear the normbors
groan

 No.1294297

how do you know theyre norms

 No.1294298

need to carefully craft all my posts so their grammatical structure is sufficiently unambiguous

 No.1294299

theyre far worse than the average norm

 No.1294300

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 No.1294301

love thinking someone is potentially non norm because theyre meek and NOT attractive only to find that theyre a big fat norm indeed

 No.1294302

teas ready but flipped up ended up with some bad water in it after steeping tastes a little funny but ill still drink it

 No.1294303

feeling the pressure to turn it all around there hasnt been a new month that starts on a monday since march

 No.1294304

dates and days of the weak are arbitrary

 No.1294305

every day i experience is a day of the weak

 No.1294306


 No.1294307

>>1294300
classic

 No.1294308

do people still say bc before christ or has it changed

 No.1294309

need a russian gf

 No.1294310

this is year 2565 of the buddhist era

 No.1294311


 No.1294312

aftertaste particularly present when breathing out will probably make aNOTher cup just to get it out of my mouth

 No.1294313

what a beautiful place you could literally kill yourself painlessly at any second just by taking a nap outside

 No.1294314

uh that wouldnt be painless

 No.1294315

make sure to do a cool pose when you do

 No.1294316

>>1294314
you wouldnt feel shite if you were unconscious

 No.1294317

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 No.1294318

dressed as a ghost for halloween multiple times and only wore underwear under it so as the night went on i would get very cold

 No.1294319

by that logic any method of death is painless because you wont feel pain once youre dead

 No.1294320

some of them were trick or treating last night then saw kids trick or treating today too why they should have steeled on one day

 No.1294321


 No.1294322

sigh charlie

 No.1294323

whose pov do i watch

 No.1294324

>>1294319
die logical fallacy

 No.1294325

File: 1635722758404.png (707.11 KB, 838x430, 9ca0e33f-5f87-4445-8212-290d4d3687fd.png)

Workaholic Ha Juwon takes a trip to Phuket after working long hours with no vacations. Juwon, who's been single since birth, winds up in bed with a beautiful man but he wakes up to a stack of bills and the man gone. When Juwon returns to work, feeling worse than before, the beautiful man appears in front of him as top model Aiden Shin. What happens when sparks continue to fly between the gentle Juwon and sexy Aiden?!

 No.1294326

die nida

 No.1294327

hey hima its halloween

 No.1294328

ran out of fruit except for oranges but need those for lunch tomorrow they do NOT hand out fruit for trick or treat

 No.1294329

roving bands of children screaming outside

 No.1294330

pics now

 No.1294331

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 No.1294334

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 No.1294335

wish i was haunted

 No.1294336

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 No.1294337

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 No.1294339

>>1294334
too many arizona sexy ladies have had to endure this fate

 No.1294340

crying for those desert sexy ladies

 No.1294341

sexy brown desert sexy ladies

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 No.1294344

getting depressed thinking about samhain being just aNOTher day

 No.1294345

playing tetris 99 looks like im the lowest leveled person above 32nd place

 No.1294346

dont get this collab are they just tarding out in vrchat

 No.1294347

didnt watch the new rosss either theyre all just sitting in my downloads folder didnt want to waste them but they lose relevance after tonight

 No.1294348

if youre watching that crap instead of finana and elira i feel bad for you

 No.1294349

i couldnt help being curious

 No.1294350

>>1294127
just wait for the erectile dysfunction arc

 No.1294351

wish i could be as optimistic as ross

 No.1294352

woke up gonno drink some joe and watch the new ross

 No.1294353

might look for that halloween dvd or maybe mom will change her mind and watch hellraiser want to just get it out of the way at this point so i can stay in my room without risking being interrupted

 No.1294354

just watch hellraiser 1 if she thinks she hasnt seen it

 No.1294355

what about the sex scenes

 No.1294356

ended up NOT doing anything special for halloween except browsing the halloween tag on pixiv didnt even play deathsmiles

 No.1294357

did NOThing at all just gamed

 No.1294358

>>1294355
ill be a few blogs deep and i stack pillows between us on the couch so i cant see her

 No.1294359

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 No.1294360

what else is there

 No.1294363

wonder how that guys grindr date went

 No.1294364

the male prostate

 No.1294366

you cant pollute your mind with that shite what youre experiencing is a natural reaction to the freakish dystopia the norms have created

 No.1294367

ya feelin pretty refreshed

 No.1294368

youd have to chain me down wrench my mouth open to get me to take those zombiepills

 No.1294369

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 No.1294371

tasukete erin

 No.1294373

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 No.1294374

little angel

 No.1294375

took lexapro for a few months probably the happiest time in my adult life was very nice NOT feeling panicky all the time got a lot of gaming done

 No.1294376

dont think im on a highway to heaven

 No.1294377

i think im possessed by belphegor

 No.1294378

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 No.1294379

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sigh its beautiful

 No.1294380

150 posts in 3 hours looks like the raid succeeded and this is the end of hima

 No.1294381

its the end of october

 No.1294382

the doomposter

 No.1294383

its fine they were all me

 No.1294384

hes so desperate to get the whitelist up

 No.1294385

the end is near

 No.1294386

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dont forget to rabbit rabbit tomorrow

 No.1294387

phew

 No.1294388

usapyon

 No.1294389

thought it was about first words you speak with larynx voice but do you also have to count text

 No.1294390

precious little angels

 No.1294391

remember to say raider raider

 No.1294392

highlight them

 No.1294393

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 No.1294394

scary eye

 No.1294395

werewolf dog ver

 No.1294396

whats scary its even got a heart and a bunny

 No.1294397

just looks too big its scary

 No.1294398

the proximity of a desirable thing tempts one to overindulgence

 No.1294399

thats why i dont buy snacks anymore

 No.1294400

been following service size guidelines recently pick out 14 chips and transfer to a paper towel before eating

 No.1294401

never followed service guidelines for my car wonder when i last got my oil changed its been leaking

 No.1294402

guy who added me messaged me he said hi

 No.1294403

time to start your own friend arc

 No.1294404


 No.1294405

never had a friend whats it like

 No.1294406

>>1294372
ya i know i just said its a natural reaction to the reality weve been given life sentences in

 No.1294407

its NOT that great they bug you to hang out and then try to one up you all the time

 No.1294408

wish someone cared enough about me to bug me to hang out wed go on adventures itd be epic

 No.1294409


 No.1294410

brother messaged saying there was a big shooting out on the road and six cars crashed together did NOT know what to say so didnt reply

 No.1294411

think norms expect you to say stupid stuff like be safe

 No.1294412

what about owned

 No.1294413

>>1294408
they dont care though its just about serving their interests

 No.1294414

need to network

 No.1294415

sometimes just want my existence to be recognized

 No.1294416

thats what hima is for

 No.1294417

only had anything resembling friendships as a kid to get access to other kids video games and toys that i didnt have

 No.1294418

thats why im here

 No.1294419

had the ninja turtle toy that shot pizza discs out of its chest

 No.1294420

im just like michaelangelo

 No.1294421

can NOT remember which one shot the pizza but thought it was raphael

 No.1294422

im just like him too

 No.1294423

only here to access the exclusive hima streams

 No.1294424

wheres the stream

 No.1294425

wish i had pizza

 No.1294426

some foods always leave me feeling like shite after pizzas one pastas aNOTher doesnt stop me from eating them

 No.1294427

stream fatal frame

 No.1294428

>>1294426
nice insulin resistance

 No.1294429

its NOT that

 No.1294430

family history of diabetes on moms side

 No.1294431


 No.1294432

i said its NOT that

 No.1294433

uhhh

 No.1294434

face feeling flushed

 No.1294435

thought about shaving everything it only grows fully around mouth and chin usually keep that part unshaved

 No.1294436

hate shaving hate cutting

 No.1294437

didnt cut my hair today either

 No.1294438

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 No.1294439

no dont

 No.1294440

she cut her hair today its short now

 No.1294441

need to have my heart broken and cut my hair as i turn over a new leaf

 No.1294442

hehe just NOTiced the author list on that cover

 No.1294443


 No.1294444

pasted

 No.1294445

https://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/37123565/
what the flip no one told me there was a blog thread on /jp/ now crying we can finally go home

 No.1294446

feel free to go back there and NOT post here

 No.1294447

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 No.1294448

unlikely that ill ever post on the 4 again still read it most days because im an unemployed loser addicted to low effort sources of distraction but ive only felt the desire to post maybe half a dozen times in four or so years

 No.1294449

still post in the rhythm game thread sometimes

 No.1294450

got permabanned within an hour of making a thread with a clean ip the last time i posted on the jay only read the normboards i have no emotional attachment to

 No.1294451

actually it wasnt even a thread it was a post

 No.1294452

link it

 No.1294453

i said this thread is relevant to my interests

 No.1294454

was it a sexy lady thread

 No.1294455

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 No.1294456

>>1294445
pretty sure someone here talked about it when they changed the rules to allow one

 No.1294457

oh wait its just a joke post but back in march i remember that there was one neet general allowed on jp

 No.1294458

they werent even playing halloween on amc what the flip mom said shed watch hellraiser though

 No.1294459

went to the store got burrito supplies

 No.1294460

aNOTher halloween has passed did NOT get spirited

 No.1294461

tired of living in a world sick and twisted enough where the american movie channel isnt playing the movie halloween at 930 on halloween

 No.1294462

uhh do you expect them to play the same movie every year im sure theyve played it a few times also why do you still have cable

 No.1294463

uh ya because theyve literally played it and the sequels all day on halloween for as long as i can remember

 No.1294464

won a big tv in a contest but do NOT watch it often usually just my monitor

 No.1294465

who cares just download it and fire up the hdmi

 No.1294466

i bought the dvd in 2007 its the point

 No.1294467

whats the point why would you rather watch it on tv with ads and you dont get to pick the exact time rather than just firing up the dvd whenever you want

 No.1294468

hdmi is hard to use because you either have to have a very long cable to connect to the tv in the other room or you have to pick up your entire computer and move it closer

 No.1294469

have a big vga cable running across my floor to the bedside monitor

 No.1294470

>>1294467
american society has collapsed thats like NOT having great pumpkin air

 No.1294471

soon it will be thanksgiving then christmas then new years its flipping over

 No.1294472

can i start playing christmas music yet

 No.1294473

2022 is the year my real life begins

 No.1294474

read earthlings after that guy recd it yesterday it was pretty good surprised a woman wrote it

 No.1294475

glad you enjoyed it read her earlier book convenience store woman earthlings has some of the same ideas but develops them further liked it more

 No.1294476

read in a day go to hell focusnorm

 No.1294477

whats the great pumpkin

 No.1294478

guess ill read it

 No.1294479

>>1294476
its NOT very long

gonno read some houellebecq next it put me in the mood

 No.1294480

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 No.1294481

vile

 No.1294483

just finished having some sex

 No.1294484

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 No.1294485

>>1294468
i put the movie on a usb and use moms laptop to connect to the tv

 No.1294486

found some sweet tea in the fridge and gorged on snickers 3 musketeers reeses cups twix n kitkats all day

 No.1294487

favorite as a kid was 3 musketeers reckon i havent had one in a decade or two

 No.1294488

mom bought like 30 chupa chups to give out but no one knocked on the door guess ill slowly consume them over a couple of months

 No.1294489

guess next weeks the right time to get cheap candy but id better NOT

 No.1294490

prefer savory stuff NOT too big on sweets

 No.1294492

die umaminorms

 No.1294493

ran out of msg august havent bought any since

 No.1294494

used to have a big tub of msg but mom raged that shes ``allergic'' to it so i cant have it anymore

 No.1294495

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 No.1294496

might be burrito time

 No.1294497

chocolate is NOT candy

 No.1294498

ever chew gum and eat chocolate at the same time

 No.1294499

no

 No.1294500

the gum melts away from the oils in the chocolate

 No.1294501

oh

 No.1294502

dont like oh guy think hes making fun of me

 No.1294503

nah id never make fun of you

 No.1294504

oh

 No.1294505

sigh the sound of my ancestral home

 No.1294506

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 No.1294507

癒し系

 No.1294508

think thats just about the best burrito i ever ate hima hoooo boy

 No.1294509

where was the pic

 No.1294510

was about to post it but now that youve made such an arrogant post i think ill keep it to myself

 No.1294511

oh

 No.1294512

heard rain looked outside it was NOT raining

 No.1294513

was it the wind

 No.1294514

>>1294505
crying

 No.1294515

these halloween pics are endless made it up to page 200 then went back to page 1 back up to page 60 and no sign of catching up to where i started

 No.1294516

never cared for halloween mom never let me trick or treat anyway

 No.1294517

stairs now

 No.1294518

temporomandibular joints are feeling really weird

 No.1294519

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 No.1294520

uh

 No.1294521

sigh now im gonno have nightmares

 No.1294522

havent had a nice nightmare in a while cant say i hated the adrenaline rush of waking up terrified every now and then

 No.1294523

dreamed about hangin out with seki and turt last night

 No.1294524

used to wake up screaming and crying at least once a month as a kid

 No.1294525

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nin nin

 No.1294526

always have very vivid nightmares when i take melatonin

 No.1294527

neck hurts bad dont think i can game anymore

 No.1294528

shouldnt have been gaming to begin with

 No.1294529

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you ever just sit at the paddock with turt and seki after a long day putting down laps and grill up some dogs while cracking some brews and discussing your favorite hima memes

 No.1294530

i wish

 No.1294531

>>1294404
wish i was as pasted as aris

 No.1294532

in my dream we were drinking cold ones and play console games

 No.1294533

guess ill go do some yardwork then

 No.1294534

>>1294461
they were playing them earlier in the day

 No.1294535

wish the girl in hellraiser 2 was my gf

 No.1294536

you wouldnt even know what to do with a gf and dont say flip her because thats only 1% of the time spent together

 No.1294537

we could nonverbally solve puzzles together

 No.1294538

trick or treated

 No.1294539

>>1294533
uh its the middle of the night

 No.1294540

thats the best time to do yardwork

 No.1294541

eatin midnight cheese

 No.1294542

is anyone watching the new dunc the visuals look kind of cool

 No.1294543

mom made some fudge

 No.1294544

might make some ham and cheesers then fire up some ross

 No.1294545

https://clayfreak.tripod.com/
this guy wants her more than me ill concede

 No.1294546

virus

 No.1294547

teen

 No.1294548

wish i had some fudge

 No.1294549

its alright would taste better if i left it in the fridge for a while

 No.1294550

used to read a tripod site about growing weed when i was a teen

 No.1294551

ill watch dunc if its streamed

 No.1294552


 No.1294553

weird how theyre called dunkin donuts yet their donuts are shite

 No.1294554

weird or weird

 No.1294555

you said weird twice

 No.1294556

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hes just like me

 No.1294557

you forgot the audio

 No.1294558

you just activated my trap card

 No.1294559

i found it on that other imageboard but couldnt find a version with sound nor do i care enough to download the show which looks like a mix of sao and accel

 No.1294560

uh

 No.1294561

>>1294559
you said the same thing twice

 No.1294562

i would appreciate it if someone else streams dunc so i dont have to figure out how to download non anime media

 No.1294563

>>1294542
dont get me started

 No.1294564

fire up tpb

 No.1294565

>>1294553
theyre just dunkin now

 No.1294566

erect

 No.1294567

no its depressing on there because no one comments anymore like the old days

 No.1294568

>>1294566
what do you mean by that

 No.1294569

you know

 No.1294570

but those are children

 No.1294571

sigh the mitsus

 No.1294572

those are drawings NOT children

 No.1294573


 No.1294574

you ever sip your sugarwater like this

 No.1294575

dont drink sugarwater

 No.1294576

>>1294574
die spic

 No.1294577

>>1294573
did i NOT post this less than 24 hours ago

 No.1294578

you posted the ladder one

 No.1294579

you tell me

 No.1294580


 No.1294581

File: 1635743170821.jpg (413.88 KB, 1000x1048, 156baa5b53db1b776be52e9f86dd7423.jpg)


 No.1294582

die oh

 No.1294583

oh needs to be permarangebanned

 No.1294584

File: 1635743201001.jpg (3.87 MB, 5395x8437, 93842725_p0.jpg)


 No.1294585

need a plump japanese daughter

 No.1294586

how about a plump american son

 No.1294587

>>1294583
let me think






































































oh

 No.1294588

Ok

 No.1294589

might start using oh meself

 No.1294590

stream dunc

 No.1294591


 No.1294592

>>1294566
gonno make this my last jo for the month

 No.1294593

die westcoastnorm

 No.1294594


 No.1294595

tired think it might be bedtime soon

 No.1294596

never learned east from west

 No.1294597

west is left east is right

 No.1294598

uh it depends on where youre standing

 No.1294599

im sitting

 No.1294600

same thing

 No.1294601

what if im on the north pole which way is it then

 No.1294602

south

 No.1294603

the east is burning red

 No.1294604

which one was the one hit by the house

 No.1294605

huh

 No.1294606

sigh the school of the undefeated of the east

 No.1294607


 No.1294608

did he get banned

 No.1294609

did who get what

 No.1294610


 No.1294611

two months until 2021 is over we had a nice productive year hima

 No.1294612

we need to get jobs this month

 No.1294613

uh

 No.1294614

going to complete the amagami challenge for real this time

 No.1294615

>>1294610
in 4th grade the teacher had a foid to rat on the kids and keep them in line and then she gave her a boy counterpart and the foid started bitching at me for NOT standing in the correct place in line or something and i said this in reference to her and the boy and the squad went ham

 No.1294616

>>1294613
uh what

 No.1294617

uh do you NOT already have a job and gf

 No.1294618


 No.1294619


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 No.1294620

owned foreignorm

 No.1294621

from his perspective youre the foreign one

 No.1294622

nah

 No.1294623

that doesnt sound right

 No.1294624

hate the creepy foreignnorms

 No.1294625


 No.1294626

>>1294617
dont have a job and NOT planning on getting a gf

 No.1294627

bet the foreigners have weird smelling houses

 No.1294628

cracked a shinerblog

 No.1294629

went to indeed.com to get a job and tinder.com to get a gf got rejected for both might as well ldar

 No.1294630

flip you texas and flip your lone star beer

 No.1294631

post that tinder profile

 No.1294632

drinkin some vodka and water

 No.1294633

tried vodka and water before it just brought out the bad taste of my tap

 No.1294634

youre NOT supposed to be tasting it

 No.1294635

File: 1635744886918.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.29 KB, 600x768, otaku.jpg)


 No.1294636

my tap tastes great NOThin to complain about

 No.1294637

wish i had swiss tap water

 No.1294638

prefer to drink vodka with flavored seltzer water followed by a puff of loud

 No.1294639


 No.1294640

cant drink it with anything else too scared of bringing evidence home so i pour it into my waterbottle after i buy it at the store that way mom can never know

 No.1294641

dont have access to that cheap beer anymore so switched to vodka and bubblewater myself

 No.1294642

you could pour it in a bottle of something thats NOT water

 No.1294643

the evidence would be containers of non alcoholic drinks or a glass what are you talking about

 No.1294644

drink all my blogs out of plastic

 No.1294645

when i had to fly brought some little vodka bottles through security bought a bottle of juice mixed them in the bathroom flight went much smoother after that

 No.1294646

NOT sure why you would even want to drink beer unless its a cold refresher after a hard days work got annoyed with cousins pisswater im no boozenorm but it takes too much to feel anything

 No.1294647

NOThin like cracking open a cold one after a long day at the yard

 No.1294648

gonno become an ldar technician

 No.1294649

>>1294646
tastes good

 No.1294650

saw some cute teengirl lesbians today

 No.1294651

any pics

 No.1294652


 No.1294653

do you think if you got an easy work from home job and a nice jpgf you could be happy and live in peace forever

 No.1294654

dont think gf and peace forever go hand in hand

 No.1294655

would only need the first part

 No.1294656

dont want to work from home cant let the norms invade my realm

 No.1294657

dont know how people can say they cant feel anything after several blogs ive been drinking as close to every day as possible for years and i can tell immediately whats happening after less than half of one

 No.1294658

society should pay me just to stay out of their way its NOT like they want anything to do with me itd be cheaper than cost of sticking me in prison

 No.1294659

bragging about how much normahol you can drink without feeling a thing makes you look cool

 No.1294660

>>1294658
pasted nig

 No.1294661

>>1294657
you must be drinking the good stuff cousins was 4% alcohol

 No.1294662

ive been cracking 4.3 percent blogs all night and normally drink pabst which is only 4.7

 No.1294663

drink nice 5% asahi 500ml cans when i drink beer

 No.1294664

pabst is the good stuff only got that on special occasions

 No.1294665

do you go paaaah after you chug

 No.1294666

want to feel inebriated immediately NOT after my desk has a bunch of cans on it

 No.1294667


 No.1294668

dont know how you dont feel it i literally experience that sensation almost every day and it takes place after one blog the rest is just keeping it going

 No.1294669


 No.1294670

>>1294669
pasted

 No.1294671

the future of the himaneets

 No.1294672

used to start with beer then crack open the vodka after getting into the flow did NOT make good decisions bad then

 No.1294673

hes obviously joking why is this newsworthy

 No.1294674

he was creepy

 No.1294675

dont read the comments

 No.1294676

ctrl fd for blues brothers and didnt get anything hehe

 No.1294677

someone mentions it in a reply to the top comment

 No.1294678

hate creeps

 No.1294679

did they get the reporter out of bed for that story hes dressed like me

 No.1294680

wearing sweatpants and a hoodie without a shirt underneath

 No.1294681

wearing a long shirt and panties

 No.1294682

pic

 No.1294683

creep

 No.1294684


 No.1294685

the himaburl

 No.1294686

パンツはいてません

 No.1294687


 No.1294688

jahy no

 No.1294689

>>1294005
hehe hes the joker baby

 No.1294690

always wonder if the middle age ladies are making fun of me when they call me handsome or if they just have really bad eyesight

 No.1294691

post a pic and we can tell you

 No.1294692

File: 1635747549319.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.6 KB, 800x600, funnelneck.jpg)


 No.1294693

think i could handsome if i cleaned up got a better haircut dressed well

 No.1294694

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 No.1294695

File: 1635747618505.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.21 KB, 477x701, 1.jpg)

might just seal my face away forever or burn it off for a cool skeletor ghost rider skull face

 No.1294696

NOT sure why youd take a hi res self portrait and upload it to the internet

 No.1294697

you know its considered weird if you dont do that

 No.1294698

crazy how quickly everyone fell for social media

 No.1294699

paste screamtron

 No.1294701

never saw scream

 No.1294702

its good

 No.1294703

doubt it

 No.1294704

its a nice genre deconstruction

 No.1294705

hima is a deconstruction of imageboards

 No.1294706

im a deconstruction of a man

 No.1294707

i ate banana

 No.1294708

hate the genre deconstruction meme

 No.1294709

crying for that banana

 No.1294710

got some ham and cheesers its ross time

 No.1294711

File: 1635748838189.jpg (150.27 KB, 1276x1080, faec.jpg)

when the dumpster donut is especially dank(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.1294712

whats wrong with her face

 No.1294713

stroke

 No.1294714

hope the guy who had that stroke is doing okay

 No.1294715


 No.1294716

dont worry once teenseki wakes up hides the bong from his mom and kicks the girl he picked up @ da club out of bed hell check the report queue

 No.1294717


 No.1294718

checked the report queue but it was so full of racial and homophobic slurs i had to log off

 No.1294719

File: 1635749422394.png (209.78 KB, 488x351, 1619897917554.png)


 No.1294720

>>1294718
those are mine and theyre all worthy of a perma

 No.1294721

they may be worthy of a perma but at least theyre NOT rude

 No.1294722

whats wrong with a nice slur against fags or niggers

 No.1294723

are you a jan how did you know that

 No.1294724

pastor greg said the lord wants us to respect all racial and sexual minorities

 No.1294725

lucky guess

 No.1294726


 No.1294727

that guy wasnt kidding NOT even halfway through this ross and hes already busting out the 15 year old sa screencaps hell ya

 No.1294728

this newest ross isnt as good as the other two

 No.1294729

dont care at least its a real game and twice the length

 No.1294730

File: 1635750342865.jpg (471.29 KB, 1784x1200, 1521605720268.jpg)


 No.1294731

File: 1635750421578.jpg (29.25 KB, 284x359, pa.jpg)


 No.1294732

bh sodomite

 No.1294733

wish i was low inhib enough to chimp out on stage like pa

 No.1294734

wish i could interracially marry a gyaru and become a househusband

 No.1294735

same

 No.1294736

superspermed so begins my 2nd nojo

 No.1294737

are you alaskan or hawaiian

 No.1294738

im chink

 No.1294739

wish i was chink

 No.1294740

crying hard that chinese national anthem vid got taken down

 No.1294741

eating corn chowder

 No.1294742

pic

 No.1294743

forgot what i was about to post

 No.1294744

gonno watch aNOTher ross hehe

 No.1294746


 No.1294747

woke up heads itchin

 No.1294748

rabbit rabbit hima

 No.1294749

sigh cant jo til december

 No.1294750

NOT falling for that normeme

 No.1294751

cant help but fall for every meme that comes down the pipe

 No.1294752

even fell for normeric

 No.1294753

thought nojono started on the 4 remember seeing it on /v/ in high school so at least a decade ago

 No.1294754

the vros

 No.1294755

File: 1635771007089.jpg (523.36 KB, 1459x1465, 93846037_p0.jpg)


 No.1294756

miss campaigning against gamergate with the vros

 No.1294757

taoists may use practices to stimulate or increase and conserve their bodily fluids to great extents the fluid believed to contain the most jing is semen therefore taoists believe in decreasing the frequency of or totally avoiding ejaculation in order to conserve life essence

 No.1294760


 No.1294762

uh no

 No.1294763

im woke been woke simply gaming

 No.1294765

what do you mean no future just get neetbux and game hard

 No.1294767

back to the ol grind

 No.1294768

just move in with mom

 No.1294769

File: 1635774584361.webm (3.58 MB, 960x540, wagiedance.webm)


 No.1294770

hehe

 No.1294771

ill rope before wagenorming

 No.1294772

yeah yeah big talk

 No.1294773

simply tard out and get a tutoring job

 No.1294774

simply tard out and become proficient in natural sciences

 No.1294777

go begin your real life and leave us be

 No.1294778

would love a nice bullshite job

 No.1294779

dont consider workneeting waging

 No.1294780

File: 1635775036695.jpg (183.11 KB, 850x1200, FDE3e4GagAA6_Ip.jpg)


 No.1294781

sigh well never get invited to the galactic council dressed like that

 No.1294783

File: 1635775462071.png (34.13 KB, 559x301, Screenshot.png)

was it like this

 No.1294784

nah manual labor sucks people here spend 16+ hours a day in front of a computer being able to goof off online while getting paid is great

 No.1294785

its different when your activities on the rectangle are dictated

 No.1294786

eating nachos for breakfast at my wage station getting paid 16 dollars an hour for this life is good

 No.1294787

manual labor seems great no foids just a man and his forklift

 No.1294788

the men arent much better they are the norms of the norms at least office type norms usually have a certain arrogance where they hold themselves in a more dignified manner

 No.1294789

im a flipping retarded manbaby no way i can get a job

 No.1294790

feel like manual labor bros would be the retarded naive type that you could pretend to have fun with but secretly laugh at them while the passive agressive officenorms would just be insufferable and laugh at you behind your back

 No.1294791

nah theyre all norms theyre all insufferable but at least the ones in the office wont hoot and holler

 No.1294792

no experience in this area but it makes sense that blue collar workers would be more harsh and judgmental since they are closer to animals

 No.1294793


 No.1294795

the rope beckons

 No.1294796

the only answer is the ritual

 No.1294799

my greatest fear is being old and unfulfilled so id rather just rope while youngish so its on my terms but then i watch roping videos and lose motivation

 No.1294800

NOThing this world has to offer is worth slaving for maybe if id been born in japan

 No.1294801

then why dont you slave for the opportunity to slave in japan

 No.1294803

uh because being a foreigner in japan is NOThing like being native

 No.1294804

you can get surgery to japmaxx

 No.1294805

what does fulfilled even mean read that many old people spend their days just sitting around staring at pictures of loved ones you can do that already with 2d

 No.1294808

>>1294804
my 6'3" height would give me away

 No.1294809

tallnorm

 No.1294810

then you deserve to suffer tall

 No.1294811

bh

 No.1294812

>>1294805
NOT having daily suicidal thoughts

 No.1294813

File: 1635779618968.png (154.35 KB, 1232x1808, 1635738857842.png)

cant rope now were almost at the point where computer gfs are real

 No.1294814

a gf you cant flip whats the point

 No.1294815

die sexnorm

 No.1294816

File: 1635779750855.png (1.09 MB, 1219x10000, 1635740039883.png)

you can erp

 No.1294817

NOT a sexnorm just dont see the point a manfriend would be 100 times better if you arent interested in the flip

 No.1294818

nice cool

 No.1294819

had to rollback gpu drivers flipping novideo

 No.1294820

File: 1635780026268.jpg (100.07 KB, 700x1000, FDHdGa2acAARba0.jpg)


 No.1294821

fat

 No.1294822

File: 1635780122618.jpg (300.01 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Sakugan - 04 (1080p) [7518DC41].m….jpg)


 No.1294823

old people still have suicidal thoughts even after having kids and grandkids grandma talks about death frequently

 No.1294824

nice teengran

 No.1294825


 No.1294826

File: 1635781244738.jpg (334.43 KB, 2048x1511, 1635759331500.jpg)


 No.1294827

sigh theyre beautiful

 No.1294828

File: 1635781369008.jpg (245.05 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Sakugan - 04 (1080p) [7518DC41].m….jpg)

nice flipping wk

 No.1294829

i will defend a maidens honor til the death

 No.1294830

nah

 No.1294831

pasted

 No.1294832


 No.1294833

its legal to scream at women in public make sure you do it often

 No.1294834

would be too embarrassing to talk on stream with mom in the other room

 No.1294835

File: 1635784708766.png (151.58 KB, 808x849, 1635774237795.png)


 No.1294836

looked at some suggestive drawings but didnt feel like joing

 No.1294837

what were they suggesting

 No.1294838

you know

 No.1294839

need some bing chilling

 No.1294840

making a cuppa

 No.1294842

up earlier than i have been in weeks made some cawfee

 No.1294843

november is the month

 No.1294844

no norm november

 No.1294845

already jod oops

 No.1294846

fail

 No.1294847


 No.1294848

against the idea of doing that in november because there are probably literal teenbros participating and flipping their gfs to prevent the urge to jerk

 No.1294849

isnt that the point

 No.1294850

uh doesnt flipping the gf still count as nutting

 No.1294851

mom has needs brothers

 No.1294854

teenspam

 No.1294856


 No.1294858

File: 1635787753801.gif (5.91 MB, 434x640, soyboy-excitement.gif)

>>1294852
>>1294853
>>1294855
>>1294857

 No.1294861

woke up just in time for teenspam

 No.1294864

ban

 No.1294866

lovely day for a tuberager falseflag

 No.1294867


 No.1294868

jan cant ban himself

 No.1294869

>>1294858
why is this NOT permad and deleted

 No.1294870

because its funny

 No.1294871

>>1294849
i dont know it used to be for nerds to exercise their willpower and raise their test from 10ng/dl to 15 and reduce their estrogen related mental illnesses like anxiety and depression

 No.1294872

thats just what r9k and the cel normditors wanted you to think

 No.1294873

abstaining for joing raises the risk of prostate cancer

 No.1294874

dont they want me to think itll change my life and allow me into the kingdom of heaven now

 No.1294875

would have removed my genitals years ago in defiance of the demiurge if i didnt need them for hormone regulation

 No.1294876

>>1294873
everyone here is going to get flipped hard by preventable diseases over the next 10 years or so anyway we dont care were freaks

 No.1294877

NOT me im living forever

 No.1294878


 No.1294879

File: 1635789109521.jpg (150.95 KB, 1200x1600, 2a05723d5ec30ceba436e9bf78d144fd.jpg)


 No.1294880

NOT very ladylike missy

 No.1294881


 No.1294882

NOT sure what im even going to do in a day if i do start getting up earlier whether i wake up at 3pm and my room is full of trash or if its at 7am and clean its just gonno be the same shite as always

 No.1294883

go outside

 No.1294884

touch grass

 No.1294885

>>1294883
theres NOThing out there for me

 No.1294886

your adventure is about to begin

 No.1294887

too low energy for a ブーケ

 No.1294888

saw a deer yesterday hima drove through intersection looked right at perpendicular road there was a deer standing there middle of the road between the corn fields with small antlers

 No.1294889

that could have been dinner you fool

 No.1294890

mom had radio on the other day they played an ad with little girls telling you to bring your deer in to their shop and they would like smoke it for you

 No.1294891

wish theyd smoke something else for me

 No.1294892

like what

 No.1294893

maybe some salmon

 No.1294894

File: 1635790190657.jpg (195.71 KB, 1992x1106, z.jpg)

didnt know zuck had such a shapely butte

 No.1294895

wish i could kill an animal and eat it over the course of months

 No.1294896

just do it

 No.1294897

>>1294894
mines bigger

 No.1294898

nice zuck jumping on the vtuber bandwagon

 No.1294899

soon every norm is gonno be a vtuber

 No.1294900

File: 1635790825603.jpg (504.76 KB, 1449x768, ef0bf58800c7e2d78700f79bf6669c83.jpg)

schools now have their own dedicated manga and anime sections

 No.1294901

its over

 No.1294902

NOT wearing underwear im no longer merely gambling im playing russian roulette

 No.1294903

why

 No.1294904

military base libraries here have had manga forever

 No.1294905

nice colonel f. weeb

 No.1294906

>>1294903
took em off last night

 No.1294907

dont see the point of reading translated manga the authors voice is completely overwritten by the translator

 No.1294908

only wear underwear if my pants have holes in them

 No.1294909

NOTiced some of my teenclothes are starting to fall apart

 No.1294910

kitty shredded her old feather toy on top of the clothes pile on the floor so my black pants got covered in pink fluffy bits

 No.1294911

love showing up at da club with ill fitting clothes mom bought me over a decade ago

 No.1294912

waited so long to update normfox that the esr installer i downloaded is now out of date and the version im using is numbered lower than the current esr version

 No.1294914

mom suggested throw out old clothes but refused because what if lost weight they would fit again now finally back to my 2017 weight so that old stuff fits again

 No.1294915

NOT sure what to do now avoided upgrading because it changed how the reply box on hima looks but the only esr version old enough to NOT do that isnt getting updates after this month

 No.1294916

NOT fitting well in pants i got a year ago

 No.1294917

just use chrome it updates itself automatically

 No.1294920

love the teens that use vivendi and opera 13 thinking the gov does NOT spy on them on the hardware level

 No.1294921

around 3 percent of people use firefox

 No.1294922

File: 1635792597408.jpg (201.52 KB, 1280x720, 1635755350213.jpg)

>>1294900
the neo ironic weebs have won

 No.1294923

think western media just got so shitty even norms copped out on it

 No.1294924

>>1294919
heck yea

 No.1294925

isnt almost every currently updated browser built on chromium to steal googles preloading feature without the chrome botnet to learn the preloading feature at this point

 No.1294926

>>1294921
hows that possible thought firefox was the most popular one

 No.1294928

always associate netscape with those old irritating salvage sale macs the school made us use in the 90s to me firefox is just orange netscape

 No.1294929

>>1294918
mentally ya

 No.1294930

woke up hiya himasugi

 No.1294933

yiff in hell

 No.1294934

its gotta be pale moon

 No.1294935

is the chupacabra a furred creature always think of scales now because of sakura quest

 No.1294936

i think its furred ya

 No.1294937

its a scary gerbil i think

 No.1294938

you tell me

 No.1294940

the only reason anyone had to use pale moon was legacy addons and theyre intentionally developing against that now so flip em

 No.1294941

hasnt been a new release of icecat in over two years starting to think theres no way to keep the post box from getting flipped up

 No.1294942

>>1294938
isnt that just a bald raccoon

 No.1294943

its a chupacabra

 No.1294944

hard for people to want to use the legacy firefox and opera forks you either go the way of chrome and chromium and preload pages or be slow or move to the city and get fiber

 No.1294945

ill die before i use a normium based browser

 No.1294946

bet youre using one and dont even know it

 No.1294947

youd lose that bet

 No.1294948

if NOT for this one retarded feature that highlights the borders of the post box when you click on it instead of when you tab through id update right now

 No.1294949

i thought firefox was fine what browser am i supposed to use to fit in

 No.1294950

unless you want to write every extension yourself or you have 4gb of ram just run a chromium fork like brave or vivendi or firefox
if you dont mind waiting for pages to load use a legacy firefox fork basilisk is better than normmoon
if youre totally flipping pasted run opera gx and embrace both the chink and google botnets

 No.1294951

awful post shape

 No.1294952

firefox isnt a chromium fork

 No.1294953

i dont mind it

 No.1294954

yah phrased that poorly needed a normicolon

 No.1294955

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 No.1294956

if i just dont take my pants off i wont be forced to jo to that

 No.1294957

you could microsoft edge through your pants

 No.1294958

normally dont bother taking my whole pants off to jo

 No.1294959


 No.1294960

what about at the urinal

 No.1294961

havin a little vodka to start the day dreamed about chinks last night

 No.1294962

>>1294959
why do norms act like animals

 No.1294963


 No.1294965

sigh that cant be right

 No.1294967

politenorm

 No.1294968

so many scalpcrumbs my shirt looks like its been dusted in flour

 No.1294969

groace

 No.1294970

>>1294966
needs legacy addon support

 No.1294971

what else you need than ublock origin

 No.1294972

thats the only reason to use a normfox fork to begin with

 No.1294973

>>1294969
no one said neeting it up was pretty but someone has to do it

 No.1294974

i used to be like you but then i bought some 2.5% selenium sulfide shampoo itll fix it

 No.1294975

what do i care been wearing this shirt for days anyway and it could have been avoided by simply NOT scratching my head

 No.1294976

>>1294963
wish i had a reason to buy one of these

 No.1294977

been on no poo for 3 years now dandruff is gone and head isnt itchy anymore

 No.1294979

NOT as gross as dumping chemicals from china on your head every day

 No.1294980

i am chinese

 No.1294981

went on no poo for a year it improved my dandruff but didnt fix it completely thats why i swapped to selenium sulfide once a week

 No.1294982

>>1294887
nice typo

 No.1294983

sigh

 No.1294984

was wondering what the hell that meant

 No.1294986

im more comfortable living in filth and grime its where i belong

 No.1294987

>>1294918
what do you use

 No.1294988

filth and grime is good for you it builds up your immunities

 No.1294990

the mold

 No.1294991

>>1294987
ios safari

 No.1294992

pasted

 No.1294993

alright halloweens over turn the stupid names off

 No.1294994

bh

 No.1294995

gonno get a new normphone thinking the pixel 6 since the phone company said theyd pay for it

 No.1294996

being constantly passively surveilled by moms normphone for as long as shes in the house is enough for me

 No.1294997

still using moms old galaxy s5 if it breaks just gonno buy a $20 dumbphone

 No.1294998

how will you bedpost

 No.1294999

never befouled hima by browsing it on a phone

 No.1295001

are you gonno do some doodles for us

 No.1295002

sometimes post a risky embed from my normphone

 No.1295004

remembering that time a wow dev mentioned he played wow with a tablet mouse and all the tards thought he played wow on an ipad

 No.1295005

>>1295002
coward

 No.1295006

nah simply lazy

 No.1295007

>>1294962
as an ascended one the mantle of responsibility is placed upon you to shepherd the mindless masses

 No.1295008

>>1294998
my bed faces my monitor when i lie on my right side and my mouse reaches the bed so i post with onscreen keyboard using my mouse on the floor

 No.1295009

gonno pick the less deranged option and throw these piss bottles out instead of trying to clean them for reuse

 No.1295011

>>1294997
theyre getting rid of 3g

 No.1295012

they make 4g flip phones

 No.1295013

flip phones

 No.1295014

dont know about 3g 4g any of that shite dont use the internet on my phone if its NOT wifi it costs too much

 No.1295015

what if mom drags you somewhere and you need to blog about it

 No.1295016

>>1294907
gonno only watch dubbed anime from now on

 No.1295017

id just wait til i got home

 No.1295018

>>1295016
youll fit right in with the you know whos

 No.1295020

a corpse is talking

 No.1295021

only use my phone to receive calls and texts from mom and for listening to audiobooks when i do yardwork or go to the store dont understand how anyone can browse the internet on a phone

 No.1295023

why doesnt my voice sound like this

 No.1295025

>>1295022
perma

 No.1295026

cant stop smellin my fingers they smell good today like flavored chips or somethin

 No.1295027

why NOT have a taste

 No.1295028

my monitor is tv size faces my bed no way am i gonno watch on my phone instead

 No.1295029

love playing normgames on my normphone while my gf is asleep in the bed

 No.1295030


 No.1295032

moms been ynajing me since my dumbphone is going to stop working she wants me to get a job so i can pay for a normphone

 No.1295033

wouldnt mind having a job if it was like one of my japanese animes

 No.1295034

time for a nice iphone 13 pro max

 No.1295035

mom made me a tinder and has been swiping all last week and said shes about to set me up 3 dates and if i dont go there will be trouble

 No.1295036

should i become a norm

 No.1295038

if i was going to get any normphone it would probably be an iphone mini since all the other normphones are ridiculously big

 No.1295039

norms are born NOT made

 No.1295040

uhh theres no way in hell someone on hima would choose an iphone over an android phone right

 No.1295041

the japanese prefer iphones so thats good enough for me

 No.1295043

iphone users are in the majority here

 No.1295044

vtubers are the last stand against the jancord

 No.1295046

dont want to do anything

 No.1295047

i use the mozilla phone

 No.1295048

normzilla

 No.1295049

keep hoping laptop and phone parts will get more modular and you can just buy your own parts

 No.1295050

>>1295040
you shouldnt be using your phone for anything other than calling mom and light browsing when youre NOT near your computer what difference does it make

 No.1295051

dont give a shit about normtops or normphones who cares all i do is sleep and use my desktop

 No.1295052

>>1295050
exactly so why pay more for the same thing

 No.1295053

mostly use my phone to toss

 No.1295054

wish someone would toss the tossnorm off a cliff

 No.1295056

dont get excited

 No.1295057

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 No.1295058

just wouldnt be neoneoneoneohima without someone to keep me updated on the twatter posts of prostitutes

 No.1295059

need a non fungible gf

 No.1295060

thought that said non refundable what the flip is a fungible

 No.1295061

>>1295052
android phones are too big to put in your pocket

 No.1295063


 No.1295064

uh dont you wear cargo pants

 No.1295065

iphone is pro c*li

 No.1295066

dont understand why that scene is supposed to be funny did people NOT know what the plural of fungus was in the 90s

 No.1295067

its norm humor dont bother

 No.1295068

if the laugh track plays i laugh simple as that

 No.1295070

>>1295066
think its because he doesnt explain himself

 No.1295071

sigh need kramers low inhib

 No.1295072

learned to tune out laugh tracks

 No.1295073

high inhib=high iq

 No.1295074

perma

 No.1295075

love how some of my biggest aspirations involve being able to watch foreign cartoons made for children and retarded adults without constantly thinking about how much of a waste my life is

 No.1295076

something in me snapped i while back and i just stopped caring

 No.1295077

hope is the greatest torture you have to learn to let go and give up then its smooth sailing

 No.1295078

hate how the norms make us feel guilt for living our best lives

 No.1295079

NOT sure what you could call this besides giving up i just know its unnatural to serve no purpose

 No.1295080

what else is there to do

 No.1295081

most people never serve a meaningful purpose beyond breeding more victims or wageslaving

 No.1295082

how is it unnatural to serve no purpose every single animal on earth serves no purpose once its needs are met just look at housecats humans are the only one who assign purpose to making money for someone richer than you

 No.1295083

feel like there was aNOTher post i was going to reply to when i was reading earlier but got caught up in the normdiscussion and forgot which one

 No.1295084

>>1295080
i dont know

 No.1295085

maybe this will jog your memory

 No.1295086

feel like i would enjoy being a father but the cognitive dissonance that comes with dragging aNOTher life into this hellscape would eat away at me constantly NOT to mention it requires use of a uterus and the owner of that uterus could take my child away forever and put me into debt until theyre an adult while filling their head with lies about how much i hate them and the government would condone and enforce it all oh wait im cel so thats all off the table anyway

 No.1295087

why would you be single

 No.1295088

would hate being a father kids are annoying as flip

 No.1295089

even if you enjoyed being a father it wouldnt have any more inherent meaning than what youre doing now it would just be aNOTher thing that youre doing because you want to and its enjoyable its just an action that society arbitrarily assigns more value either find religion which is probably impossible because youre smart enough to be on hima or accept how youre living now because the feeling wont change no matter what action you take

 No.1295090

dont want to be a father for various reasons selfish and non selfish dont think id ever be able to be a good father wouldnt be able to ever find a mate even if i wanted to

 No.1295091

cant wait to see all the little hapa rugrats at the 2028 hima meet

 No.1295092

even if i started exercising it would only eat up a few hours per week i need to be digging graves for ten hours a day or something

 No.1295093

get on a rich piana stack and start working out for 8 hours a day

 No.1295094

hehe was just about to post that

 No.1295095

wonder how big a hole i could dig if i just dug all day for years

 No.1295096

used pale moon for the first time in months the other day it completely freezes for around 10 seconds whenever i open a youtube tab

 No.1295098

thats the power of foss

 No.1295099

bacon pepperjack dogs are in the oven

 No.1295100

lets get big hima

 No.1295101

it was only normtube and aNOTher normsite everything else worked fine

 No.1295102

>>1295097
ya that purpose is to live vicariously through them if its a male

 No.1295103

know how to create the ultimate chad if its a male heir but if its a female i wouldnt know what to do after they get too old to dress in doll clothes and take pictures of

 No.1295104

a kid would be better off without a father than one like me who would raise them to be a socially stunted tard

 No.1295105

theyd be better off NOT being born

 No.1295106

nah even thought youre a shitty excuse for a male you would play the role of keeping the mothers estrogen fueled neuroticism from ruining them and just having an older male figure around is beneficial on some level

 No.1295107

gonno fire up the jap flip trip and leave a path of single moms in my wake

 No.1295108

its all a joke hima

 No.1295109

it was only normtube and aNOTher normsite everything else worked fine

 No.1295110

why did you repeat yourself

 No.1295111

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 No.1295112

humanity flipped up hard when they moved away from the idea that villages raise children NOT just the biological parents

 No.1295113

honored the reposter chose one of my posts

 No.1295114

>>1295096
ya that was why i stopped using it

 No.1295115

in just a hour or two mom will have returned for good from her 4 week vacation sigh i enjoyed every minute of it

 No.1295116

>>1295097
autistic guy i know from highschool whos on disability now had a redpilled and cool dad and he ended up the most soy bluepilled person i know

 No.1295117

wonder if he posts on ota

 No.1295118

then he wasnt good at being a dad

 No.1295119

frightening that some posters here think theyd make good fathers

 No.1295120


 No.1295121

you only get 'purpose' out of things you assign it to and if youre too neurotic to find purpose in enjoying every day as much as you can and taking it easy then youd sabotage anything else you tried to do and wouldnt find purpose in them anyway

 No.1295122

only saw my dad on weekends during my school years due to his work schedule wonder if i wouldve been a norm if he had normal work hours

 No.1295123

its all a joke hima

 No.1295124

love a nice self sabotage

 No.1295125

whats the big deal
dont let them eat refined grain mush and drink soda
dont let them eat out of plastic containers
teach them proper tongue posture
dont let them fry their receptors by staring at a rectangle for 12 hours a day
make them do calisthenics for a hour or more a day
make them learn a second or third language early on
inject them with hgh

there you just set them for life and they will graciously let you neet it up once theyre a millionaire ceo

 No.1295126

might send them to public school in coontown with NOThing but potted meat for lunch to toughen em up instead

 No.1295127

>>1295125
dont forget the home schooling

 No.1295128

homeschooling will make them weird and asocial maybe a small private school

 No.1295129

>>1295125
Based and redpilled.

 No.1295130

why would i inject my daughter with hgh

 No.1295131

keep your whore daughter away from my son

 No.1295132

theyll find out their classmates that get to grainmunch and screenstare and resent you

 No.1295133

spent 16 years raising the perfect cute daughter only for her to bring neetblog home and have to listen to him flippin her all night

 No.1295134


 No.1295135

pasteseki wont ban his best bro turt

 No.1295136

how do you know thats turt it could have been anyone who made that post

 No.1295137

turn the flipping normoween names off already seki im flipping warning you

 No.1295138

rager

 No.1295139

this is just preraging you dont wanna see what i can do when i unleash my true rage

 No.1295140

made mac and cheese with macaroni NOT shells this time think this is gonno be my last batch of pasta in a while its NOT pleasant the day after

 No.1295141

feeling a strong urge to beat the shit out of a foid

 No.1295142

if i dress up like a foid will you beat the shit out of me instead

 No.1295143

find a cheap monitor on craigslist and take it out on a vtuber

 No.1295144

was thinking of hitting up goodwill for aNOTher monitor so i can have two monitors on the kotatsu two on the table but id need to get a cable splitter to use it

 No.1295145

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 No.1295146

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 No.1295147

if she beat me to death id die happy

 No.1295148

happy happy halloween

 No.1295149

halloween is over

 No.1295150

sigh mom is back its over

 No.1295151

current normfox esr looks even worse than the release that kept me from upgrading months ago cant i ever get a break

 No.1295152

turn the damn names off seki you dope addled bastard

 No.1295153

did you try asking nicely

 No.1295154

no and im NOT going to

 No.1295155

the grinch

 No.1295156

went to the cord once to try and get some positive things done to hima and they called me a twerp and laughed then posted my history and kicked me from the server

 No.1295157

owned

 No.1295158

hope he turns on christmas names

 No.1295159

hope he doesnt

 No.1295160

saw some huge saggy mom tits at waltmart today

 No.1295161

lucky

 No.1295162

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 No.1295163

did i tell you guys i saw some cute teengirl lesbians yesterday

 No.1295164

ya

 No.1295165

oh

 No.1295166

drank 50ml vodka might have aNOTher 50ml later think that guy was right

 No.1295167

what guy

 No.1295168

100ml guy

 No.1295169

File: 1635805366551.jpg (1.17 MB, 1013x1433, 93854426_p0.jpg)


 No.1295170

dumb foid ruining her expensive oil paints with tears

 No.1295171

dont think those are oil

 No.1295172

shes crying because nb dumped her

 No.1295173

wish i was that passionate about my art

 No.1295174

mom showed up in a nasty mood

 No.1295175

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 No.1295176

>>1295166
what was he right about

 No.1295177

you know

 No.1295178

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 No.1295179

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 No.1295180

the compression artifacts is how you know its authentic

 No.1295181

thats basically what real id is

 No.1295182

weird how schools required all sorts of vaccines since boomers were born and now everyone gets mad over them now that everyones too young to remember a prevaxx world

 No.1295183

wonder if i would be a norm if i could smell

 No.1295184

keep getting emails telling me about the benefits of real id dont have one yet dont have plans to get one

 No.1295185

this vaxx uses a different technology and was rushed

 No.1295186

>>1295182
nice logical fallacy

 No.1295187

lets keep the vaxx crap on facebook

 No.1295188

weird how corona is dangerous to everyone even young people because of unstudied long term side effects yet the vaccine is safe because theres no way there could be long term side effects

 No.1295189

thought that was the point of using rna instead of an inundated virus

 No.1295190

mindblowing that there might be people on hima dumb enough to willingly get vaxxed

 No.1295191

>>1295184
youre NOT gonno have a choice

 No.1295192

who gives a fuck i want to die

 No.1295193

love making fun of bandwagon norms on hima suddenly hating something gets popular and its all the cordnorms can talk about

 No.1295194

cant parse your post

 No.1295195

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 No.1295196

>>1295182
yeah but back then vaccines also made you immune and unable to spread the disease now it means something different

 No.1295197

made a big ass burrito gonno eat it

 No.1295198

wheres the pic

 No.1295199

File: 1635806625344.jpg (88.33 KB, 720x540, 84836ea884cb4d0e1e4dfbaf47a3fc30.jpg)

fine here

 No.1295200

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 No.1295201

blurr.jpg

 No.1295202

wipe the fetid neet grease off your lens and try again

 No.1295203

belly feels unnaturally soft

 No.1295204

wish my burritos looked that nice always falling apart at the seams or NOT filled enough

 No.1295205

go to the trouble of taking a pic and you instantly mock it well thats the last one youll get

 No.1295206

there are standards here

 No.1295207

they were totally out of corn tortillas today stood there in the grocery for like two minutes struggling to decide on a substitute picked sandwich thins made with cauliflower

 No.1295208

why NOT get a nice loaf of enriched white bread

 No.1295209

whats wrong with flour tortillas

 No.1295210

nice gluten allergy

 No.1295211

stopped buying good loaves of bread since it polish them off the same day and feel like shite after

 No.1295212

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 No.1295213

mom keeps buying flipping wonder bread gonno go buy my own bread

 No.1295214

mom never bought white bread a single time growing up dont think she understood that children arent going to enjoy olive oil and tahini on rye bread

 No.1295215

hated rye bread as a kid grew into it as a teen probably havent had a good loaf in a decade

 No.1295216

damn good burrito hima

 No.1295218

oog me feed

 No.1295221

shut it vaxxdrone

 No.1295222

>>1295218
are you saying that you dont feed

 No.1295224


 No.1295226

post those doodles

 No.1295227

was never good at drawing hated being forced to draw as a kid would avoid it best as possible NOT even a doodle

 No.1295229

looks good

 No.1295230

every now and then maybe once or twice a year get the urge to paint something but have zero of the necessary tools and urge doesnt last long enough for me to dump the money into some brushes acrylics and canvas

 No.1295231

hope the vaxx gets marine and she dies on the day of the athletics festival

 No.1295232

doodle up some chinks for us

 No.1295233

new normfox looks flipping god awful they literally doubled the height of the tabs along the top for no reason

 No.1295235

youre supposed to use tree tabs idiot

 No.1295236

uhh why isnt your fox riced out why would you tolerate the default skin of any browser

 No.1295238

chink botnet and chromium botnet

 No.1295239

>>1295207
corn tortillas pinch

 No.1295240

use a nice 8 year old distro of opera

 No.1295241

prefer the texture of the corn tortilla

 No.1295242

corn tortillas are good cooked but flour tortillas are better soft

 No.1295244

whats wrong with real id got a nice gold star the last time i renewed me permit

 No.1295245

nah cooked ones still pinch

 No.1295247

dont even know what real id is

 No.1295248

dont worry the bros are here to tell you all about the benefits of real id and covid vaccines

 No.1295249

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 No.1295250


 No.1295251

would NOT make fun of you guys for it if you were NOT complacent for the last 100 years of vaxx

 No.1295252

this vaccine isnt like those other ones

 No.1295253

wonder whens the last time i got a flu shot

 No.1295254

give me the vaxx magdump

 No.1295256

>>1295250
management saw a big jump in shions earnings after the gura arc so now theyre pushing other stragglers to get in on it

 No.1295257

sigh being an idol is hard

 No.1295258

hate the jptubers falling for the entuber meme meme already have to listen to watame rant about the pink one every other day

 No.1295259

whats wrong with real id all i had to do was bring in a couple pieces of identification like when i originally got my permit

 No.1295260

ids are big government so they tell mom its scary and that goes directly to the neetbrain

 No.1295261

mom got in trouble three times for swimming too far out in the ocean while drunk and i said its big government sticking their nose where it doesnt belong and gran liked the cut of my jib

 No.1295262

permit norms

 No.1295263

lamy is playing botw for the first time wonder if seki will tune in

 No.1295264

she got flipping owned in the bottom half of act 2 shes gonno get owned by lynels

 No.1295265

gonno tune his face into a wall if he doesnt turn the gods damned names off

 No.1295266

no offence but seki would stomp your shit in kid

 No.1295267

never even been pulled over only use my license for normahol

 No.1295268


 No.1295269

am i being detained

 No.1295270

got pulled over once the officer claimed i was speeding between 2 stoplights a block apart then never submitted the ticket

 No.1295271

gonno dump and snooze

 No.1295272

the night is still young

 No.1295273

gotta sleep earily for tubie primetime

 No.1295274

got some good wendys coupons in the mail would consider going but never had a good experience trying to use coupons so probably wont

 No.1295275

mom just brought me a triple

 No.1295276

never ate wendys how does it measure up

 No.1295277

the nuggets are really good the burgs are ok the soda is terrible

 No.1295278

uh is the soda NOT the same as every other place

 No.1295279

dont drink soda and never order nuggets

 No.1295280

thought so too but the machines they buy pinch hard they flip up the carbonation and all the drinks go down the same tube so the syrup tastes awful and no one cleans them to stop that

 No.1295281

mcds has the best coca cola

 No.1295282

>>1295276
better than maccas and bk and hardees but NOT as good as cookout etc

 No.1295283

uh

 No.1295284

like mcds burgs they have a unique taste every other burg tastes like a worse version of moms homemade burgs

 No.1295285

if you like mcdonalds burgers youre probably an idiot sorry

 No.1295286

grilling burgs is a job for a man

 No.1295287

sigh love cookout

 No.1295288

only good mcdonalds burg is the spicy chicken but i like the bk burgs

 No.1295289

enjoy a nice fuddruckers burg they actually taste like meat instead of mystery sauce

 No.1295290

would NOT like maccas or bk at full price but their apps are too exploitable to pass up the free food

 No.1295291

yeah ok but i dont feel like going inside and getting seated and handed a menu and having to make smalltalk with the waitstaff and having to tip and paying $10 for a burger

 No.1295292

havent been to a fudds in maybe a couple decades

 No.1295293

uh you can just get takeout

 No.1295294

only fast food place i got to eat at when i visited america was wienerschnitzel

 No.1295296

you have to get a quarter pounder the regular patties pinch

 No.1295297

stream that 1cc

 No.1295299

groan cant select a theme on normfox 91 even though i imported my rules

 No.1295300

able to 1cc podd every time as long as im sober

 No.1295301

youre NOT supposed to update

 No.1295302

stopped updating all my software years ago it never ends well

 No.1295304

you have to update or youll get owned by normploits

 No.1295305

yah but you get to act elitist on prog and 4g and that matters more than quick and efficient computing

 No.1295306

>>1295301
been putting it off for 7 months was trying to be productive on a monday

 No.1295307

dont do that just dont like when a normdate ruins my software like it always does

 No.1295308

glad the bros are here to tell us why automatic updates are also a good thing

 No.1295309

love inconveniencing myself for clout among the teens

 No.1295310

i manually update

 No.1295311

still turn off automatic updates just consider them once a year or so after researching

 No.1295313

i guess beauford has been ordered to actively subvert himasugi rather than passively acquire intel

 No.1295314

we need to ban conspiracy theorists from hima theyre influencing vulnerable neets with disinformation

 No.1295315

at least everyone auto updates have always been evil there was no sudden change in opinion 90 years in

 No.1295316

love being normal with my teenbros on himasugi.net

 No.1295319

love posting in bad faith

 No.1295320

be sure to contact your local fbi handler to purchase weapons for the ritual before the mansion turns into ruby ridge 2

 No.1295321

cant watch a stream tonight the games about to start

 No.1295322

File: 1635811056320.jpg (616.49 KB, 1026x3071, 1405731654868.jpg)


 No.1295323

>>1295315
uhh back in my day vaccines made you immune to diseases and unable to spread them or has the definition changed

 No.1295324


 No.1295325

>>1295317
id watch but NOT for half an hour its just about bathtime

 No.1295326

the antivaxx norms have invaded hima

 No.1295328

cant wait to hang out in the kitchen and engage in smalltalk with the neets until they are fully radicalized and prepared to lay siege to the pentagon

 No.1295329

nice flipping wangblows is taking 20% cpu because of a corrupted mkv i cant even delete with explorer.exe whats the rm -f equivalent

 No.1295330

>>1295327
those people are retarded

 No.1295331

delete system32

 No.1295332

>>1295323
vaccines only make you as immune as your immune system can make you if your iggs and antibodies fail you die anyways but the vaxx is still somewhere in 83-90% success rate

 No.1295333

why would you get vaccinated against something that isnt threatening to anyone whos under 80 or NOT immunodeficient

 No.1295334

never gotten a flu shot never had a bad case of the flu

 No.1295335

only to help them and i doubt even the biggest norm on hima is out enough to substantially risk spreading the disease

 No.1295336

open up powershell in admin mode and give it a good Remove-Item -Force

 No.1295337

>>1295335
seki told me he coughs on the all the produce at the store

 No.1295338

dont think i can tell the difference between a cold and the flu

 No.1295339

i am the superspreader

 No.1295340

except getting the vaccine doesnt prevent you from spreading it at all

 No.1295341

the flu is the influenza virus the cold is a blanket term for about 200 minor viruses

 No.1295342

badhours on the big h mom wants me to watch a movie with her because i was stupid enough to do it just once cant get normfox working what the flip guess ill quit drinking tomorrow instead

 No.1295343

god is testing you

 No.1295344

dont care about normrona dont care at all

 No.1295345

mom asked me if watched squid game yet said no she was like why NOT thought you would love that

 No.1295346

tell mom to get some real friends instead of pooping out friends after getting flipped

 No.1295347

uh thanks let me just squint and look to see if i can make out which virus ive got next time

 No.1295348

>>1295345
its like kaiji but better

 No.1295349

any asian moms on hima

 No.1295350

sigh kaiji

 No.1295351

>>1295345
same had to remind her of the difference between japan and korea and let her know that gooks are dog eating bug faced freaks and that i hate them

 No.1295352

she needs to learn

 No.1295353

youve been brainwashed by the tojos

 No.1295354


 No.1295355

dont post that gook shit here you fucking teennorm

 No.1295357

File: 1635811601892.webm (653.62 KB, 1280x720, 1635091613870.webm)


 No.1295358

>>1295355
uhh i posted an excerpt from the dub to mock it

 No.1295359

File: 1635811628495.swf (458.74 KB, kimu.swf)


 No.1295360

why do you think i even opened it

 No.1295361

>>1295342
mom provides you with food and shelter the least you could do is watch a few flicks with her

 No.1295362

i dont thats why i explained it to you

 No.1295364


 No.1295366

moms freaking me out with her eating she almost kept up with me at the buffet and when she came home today she had a big bag of arbys and a bag of burger king shes also developed a taste for goat milk

 No.1295367

>>1295357
love creeper screamers

 No.1295368

watched all of the sopranos over a few months with mom once one or two episodes a day

 No.1295369


 No.1295370

mom does NOT like violent stuff

 No.1295371

hate when i have to remind mom that its the gooks and chinks that eat dogs and NOT the japs

 No.1295372

will never watch that with mom dont want her to start drawing comparisons to me

 No.1295373

moms always comparing me to mafioso

 No.1295374

File: 1635812044731.jpg (320.83 KB, 1920x1080, the.sopranos.s03e13.1080p.bluray.x264-shortbre….jpg)


 No.1295375

sigh love the sweeping overview at the start of botw feels so magical

 No.1295376

i didnt drop out i graduated early

 No.1295377

only graduated early if you went straight to community college to get ahead before moving to the dorm

 No.1295378

the specifics dont matter mom doesnt need to be watching shows where baby boomer parents are embarrassed by their retarded pmb son shes already living it

 No.1295379

ajs pasted take it back

 No.1295380


 No.1295381

yeah thats what i did

 No.1295382

holy flip

 No.1295383

>>1295371
uh thats fine but do NOT forget to also tell her that hong kong and taiwan are good

 No.1295384

dont mind taiwan but hong kong is pushing it

 No.1295385

we must support our hong kong bros

 No.1295386

arent those both just parts of china

 No.1295387

baths over wheres the stream

 No.1295388


 No.1295389

gonno miss the stream because i watched a movie with mom a single time a few weeks ago and now i have to watch one every day apparently

 No.1295390

nah one is british and the other is spanish

 No.1295391

tell her you dont feel like it today

 No.1295392

tell mom you have to watch lamy die in botw

 No.1295393

ungrateful little prick show some respect to mom

 No.1295394


 No.1295395

adblocked

 No.1295396

dont click filthy indians

 No.1295397

hehe

 No.1295398

>>1295383
nah told her that theyre damn dirty chinks

 No.1295399

bastard

 No.1295400

been getting real bored having NOThing to watch lately might just give in and become a tubie

 No.1295401

sigh things wouldnt have gotten this bad if he had streamed

 No.1295402

last time flew in airplane 2019 the seat hmi showed the course lay diagonally across taiwan but when we approached the island the pilot diverted and hugged the ocean the entire way never crossing land for some reason

 No.1295403

uhh why were you flying in airplane in 2019 whered you go what did you do

 No.1295404

the 2019 hima thai trip

 No.1295405

lost my virg 37 times that trip

 No.1295406

the mercator projection teen

 No.1295407

gonno try these l theanine supps

 No.1295408

woke up heartburn

 No.1295409

swiped one of moms monsters

 No.1295410

kitty keeps giving me bedroom eyes

 No.1295411

preferred nos in my energy drink years

 No.1295412

a cat is fine too

 No.1295413

crying for lamy

 No.1295414

never drank energy drinks if im gonno kill myself ill do it with something that at least tastes good

 No.1295415

youd probably like humans a lot more if we lived in a large galactic society and you only happened upon a humanoid occasionally

 No.1295416

if i dont have other humans to hate i can still hate myself

 No.1295417

nah id still hate them give me a sexy alien any day

 No.1295418

hope the pink entuber and pekora dont infect watame with the energy drink meme

 No.1295419

>>1295414
only drank the m80 and assault monsters because they tasted good

 No.1295420

never drank energy drinks neither but once or twice they taste good

 No.1295421

need to find a member of my own species to mate with sick of getting probed

 No.1295422

energy drinks inately taste like crap it doesnt matter what flavouring you throw in to cover it up

 No.1295423

nos tasted just like dew

 No.1295424

the white monsters mom buys taste alright

 No.1295426

flip yea love streams

 No.1295427

you were too slow in the middle of an ep now

 No.1295428

only like redbull

 No.1295429

File: 1635814873091.jpg (282.18 KB, 1024x768, 1570154968123.jpg)


 No.1295430

whats wrong with the audio why is it doing that

 No.1295431

gona snooze take a nap

 No.1295432

wow that was cool survived all the spells did NOT get hit at all

 No.1295433

>>1295425
this isnt madden 08

 No.1295435

sounds better now

 No.1295436

turning older next month feeling despair

 No.1295437

File: 1635815517771.jpg (122.44 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Shiroi Suna no Aquatope - 17 (720….jpg)


 No.1295438

uh you turn older every day

 No.1295439

what the flip happened you survived all those hard spells then got hit by basic fairy stuff in the inbetween stage

 No.1295440

never gotten drunk with someone else probably annoying

 No.1295441

can only focus when the screens covered in bullets

 No.1295442

looking forward to drinking with the boys down at the mansion

 No.1295444

the music is so good listened to the entire album on my full moon night run in august

 No.1295445


 No.1295446

its over

 No.1295447

o

 No.1295449

get drunk and post with my hima bros all the time

 No.1295450

lunatic holy flip

 No.1295451

nice quitter

 No.1295452

File: 1635815953615.webm (2.02 MB, 1280x720, eris.webm)

when will it be my turn

 No.1295453

it was supposed to be 16 years ago

 No.1295454

hate how with the advent of webms people have gotten lazy and dont resize

 No.1295455

thats a 30 year old man in the body of a child

 No.1295456

die sizequeen

 No.1295457

File: 1635816057176.jpg (523.77 KB, 1024x768, 93864724_p3.jpg)


 No.1295458

uh i did resize down from 1080p flip face

 No.1295459

ate sardines theyre good gonno get mom to buy more

 No.1295460

just warning you dont get too attached to eris unless you want ed

 No.1295461

>>1295455
im a child in the body of a 30 year old man is it really that different

 No.1295462

havent had sardines in months theres a tin in the cabinet

 No.1295463

File: 1635816164455.png (1.11 MB, 1920x1080, untitled.png)


 No.1295464

hate anime

 No.1295465

hate anime

 No.1295466

spam

 No.1295467

File: 1635816324412.jpg (1.52 MB, 3264x1836, 20211029_154758.jpg)

didnt see pretty girls at the aquarium just fat goofy ones

 No.1295469

dont care about sharks post some jellyfish

 No.1295470

who did you go to the aquarium with

 No.1295471

gonno ask some sexy ladies if they wanna see a bone made of jelly

 No.1295472

File: 1635816405412.png (747.74 KB, 1280x720, untitled.png)


 No.1295473

File: 1635816411074-0.jpg (1.39 MB, 3264x1836, 20211029_161829.jpg)

File: 1635816411074-1.jpg (1.26 MB, 3264x1836, 20211029_162326.jpg)


 No.1295474

File: 1635816420383.jpg (51.25 KB, 640x480, 1361852852636.jpg)


 No.1295475

heck ya

 No.1295476

File: 1635816528331-0.jpg (1.71 MB, 3264x1836, 20211029_153239.jpg)

>>1295470
neetblog

 No.1295477

aquariums alright prefer going to see the apes and bears at the zoo

 No.1295478


 No.1295479

hehe think that might be my favourite thumbnail ever

 No.1295480

got a fifth of vodka at the store today all the talk of highballs made it sound good

 No.1295481

hummus looks really good never had it

 No.1295483

napped woke up farted for a while now im making ramen

 No.1295485

never eating pasta again

 No.1295486

oh yeah got some wine and shrimp so i could make scampi

 No.1295487


 No.1295489

normpi

 No.1295490

loved rice miss it dearly

 No.1295492

made rice and beans tonight hima its night 2 of 3

 No.1295494

>>1295491
carb

 No.1295495

diets are for foids

 No.1295496

eating gnocchi

 No.1295497

what about your beauty

 No.1295498

gnocci is superior to normsta

 No.1295499

only get gnocchi on special occasions ever since they raised the price

 No.1295500

>>1295487
cant understand this post a translation

 No.1295501


 No.1295502

NOThin foid we need abs for summer

 No.1295503

normad is literally me

 No.1295504

whos your vanilla

 No.1295505

going all in on jasmy this is my last chance to make it

 No.1295506

finally finished watching ga think i started maybe a decade ago sad its over

 No.1295507

the good anime are running out

 No.1295508

mom wanted to watch catch 22 because she never read the book only read a hundred pages or so when i was a kid but the movie was flipping trash

 No.1295509

quit watching stuff with your mothers

 No.1295510

forgot there was a normsmr anime this season gonno download

 No.1295511

File: 1635820101689.jpg (2.88 MB, 6575x6371, 93865246_p0.jpg)


 No.1295512

>>1295504
watame

 No.1295513

but if you dont act as moms replacement boyfriend shell bring in a real one and hell convince mom to kick you out

 No.1295514

File: 1635820651936.jpg (880.57 KB, 1000x1250, 1635520650270.jpg)


 No.1295515

regret watching that without having ever finished the book first now i feel like its been ruined for me

 No.1295516

File: 1635820829261.jpg (113.09 KB, 1280x720, [IDK] 180 Byou de Kimi no Mimi o Shiawase ni D….jpg)


 No.1295517

nice black hair ars

 No.1295519

the arse animal

 No.1295520

gonno toss

 No.1295521

airs stale feel greasy

 No.1295522

any streams

 No.1295523

streaming dunc in 5

 No.1295524

gonno start cracking to wash the taste of that movie out of my mouth

 No.1295525

index

 No.1295526

sigh no cp

 No.1295527

dont see why anyone would advertise here its NOT like theyd actually want me to post

 No.1295528

theyre bots going around to every imageboard on that big list

 No.1295529

ban the raider

 No.1295530

sigh forgot i cant buy on coinbase because i charged them back for free money

 No.1295531

buy the flipping dip

 No.1295532

spinach and artichoke or hummus

 No.1295533

might buy some dip again when i go to the dentist next or maybe theyll have those tobacco pouches the swedes use

 No.1295534

havent had artichoke in a couple decades remember it was the one thing id eat with mayo

 No.1295535

mom used to get jars of artichoke hearts those were pretty good

 No.1295536

hope you literally mean a couple of decades crying for you if youre old enough to be talking about more than two

 No.1295537

File: 1635824109821-0.jpg (30.57 KB, 756x1008, 1.jpg)

File: 1635824109821-1.jpg (36.74 KB, 756x1008, 2.jpg)

File: 1635824109821-2.jpg (51.69 KB, 756x1008, 3.jpg)

went on a pumpkin walk with mom there were a lot of cool ones but i didnt get pictures of them all

 No.1295538

File: 1635824119411-0.jpg (30.51 KB, 756x1008, 4.jpg)

File: 1635824119411-1.jpg (47.04 KB, 1008x756, 5.jpg)

File: 1635824119411-2.jpg (55.42 KB, 756x1008, 6.jpg)

­

 No.1295539

scared me

 No.1295540

wheres yours

 No.1295541

id stomp those to smithereens especially the hello kitty one

 No.1295542

what the flip

 No.1295543

havent carved a pumpkin since i was a teen mom suggested trying it this year but i guess she forgot

 No.1295544

havent carved a pumpkin since 2010

 No.1295545

File: 1635824464642.jpg (334.75 KB, 2048x2046, pumpkin .jpg)


 No.1295546

gonno sperm on a sexy ladies pumpkin

 No.1295547

thats unethical

 No.1295548

only if the pumpkin doesnt consent

 No.1295549

ordering some programmer socks

 No.1295550

File: 1635824815427.png (145.2 KB, 574x434, nb stats.png)

someone has been updating the wiki

 No.1295551

cut the top part off my socks so they dont restrict circulation

 No.1295552

i dont like things that suck

 No.1295553

what doesnt suck

 No.1295554

ate chocolate then chugged microplasticwater

 No.1295555

hope it was swiss

 No.1295556

still dont know why i cant get himathemes on normfox 91

 No.1295557

has NOThing to do with normscript because i can get that same menu on the 4

 No.1295558

File: 1635826095713.jpg (505.21 KB, 784x3400, 0000_stitch.jpg)


 No.1295559

thats demeaning to women

 No.1295560

File: 1635826215069.jpg (63.04 KB, 864x480, [polished]He_Is_My_Master_-_05[DVD][F72CDA1C].….jpg)


 No.1295561

File: 1635826217232.webm (2.42 MB, 716x720, 1635390098789.webm)

stairs

 No.1295562

its NOT adblock related either some feature is disabling js on the one website i use for 16 hours a day

 No.1295563

feel like i saw that webm years ago

 No.1295564

same

 No.1295565

File: 1635826333753.png (408.04 KB, 750x600, 001.png)


 No.1295566

weird hand

 No.1295567

do the kids still say nom

 No.1295568

File: 1635826362306.png (Spoiler Image, 1.41 MB, 1000x1333, f3b20258d29eca12aef76290cdb486be.png)


 No.1295569

NOThing weird

 No.1295570

im demotivator

 No.1295571

File: 1635826547551.webm (3.73 MB, 400x224, 1635629150821.webm)

wonder a lot if anyone on hima acts autistic in real life instead of just vaguely weird and shy

 No.1295572

any lolcats

 No.1295573

if someone is autistic it doesnt matter how they act theyre acting autistic by definition

 No.1295574

dont think i have autism but if i do i was smart enough to know what behaviors should be hidden from others

 No.1295575

that hair doesnt seem long enough to donate

 No.1295576

File: 1635826663175.png (370.91 KB, 828x575, 1635804408878.png)


 No.1295577

File: 1635826670816.jpg (1.25 MB, 1800x1200, gerard-way-now.jpg)


 No.1295578

>>1295571
he probably posts here

 No.1295579

>>1295573
its NOT like they can get a urine sample and know if theyre autistic they just guess even a mildly quirky hypernorm can be branded autistic now

 No.1295580

love being branded mentally defective because my personality doesnt fit into one of the three shapes norms recognize

 No.1295581

failed the autism piss test

 No.1295582

File: 1635826827554.jpg (327.19 KB, 1280x720, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.jpg)

>failed the autism piss test(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.1295583

ban

 No.1295584

green

 No.1295585

get killed and perma

 No.1295586

the moNOTone spergvoice

 No.1295587

GREEN

 No.1295588

File: 1635826871853.jpg (124.88 KB, 1200x685, arya_stab_ice_king.jpg)

MAISIE WON

 No.1295589

File: 1635826937779.mp4 (485.33 KB, green.mp4)


 No.1295590

tubelet

 No.1295591

wonder whens the last time i bought veggies NOT counting the occasional onion

 No.1295592

woke up from my nap think ill go back to sleep

 No.1295593

love a convenient guilt free cucumber snack

 No.1295594

dipped in ranch right

 No.1295595

no snacks are NOT guilt free you female

 No.1295596

need to get some fleshy filling veggies like squash or eggplant

 No.1295597

sometimes stare at the tater tots in the freezer and wonder if today will be the day but cooler heads prevail and i feast on some cumbers instead

 No.1295598

guess im just gonno start using yotsuba b and waiting 30 seconds between each post have no idea whats causing these scripts to NOT load is anyone else using a normfox past 84

 No.1295599

works on my machine

 No.1295600

im NOT good with computers

 No.1295601

>>1295598
ya im using the latest version and its fine

 No.1295602

i use yotsuba b anyway

 No.1295603

File: 1635827597299.png (1.56 MB, 2000x2666, 93864725_p0.png)

its megus birthday

 No.1295604

theres probably one about config value thats different NOT gonno waste my time with this tonight theres ross to watch

 No.1295605

hope she has a happy birthday

 No.1295606

hate chinos friends only like the main group

 No.1295607

bastard

 No.1295608

wish i was a part of the mane six

 No.1295609

>>1295606
what about maya

 No.1295610

File: 1635827917797.gif (1.09 MB, 540x325, float.gif)


 No.1295611

hate those brats

 No.1295612

File: 1635828152426.webm (776.21 KB, 720x436, FUAH SQ.webm)


 No.1295613

figured it out

 No.1295614

its funny because niggers arent cute

 No.1295615

was blocking all cookies instead of third party and disabled some storage thing that the js for themes relies on

 No.1295616

the cookie blocker

 No.1295617

love when cookie autodelete doesnt delete cookies if the window is closed instead of the tab

 No.1295618

this highlighting around the post box disgusts me

 No.1295619

what highlighting

 No.1295620

File: 1635828514253.jpg (13.14 KB, 658x258, vile.jpg)


 No.1295621

never even NOTiced it before

 No.1295622

still dont understand why it bothers you its just a nonissue

 No.1295623

are you sure ive been refusing to update since april because of it

 No.1295624

post box normally isnt on screen only go up to type then go right back down normally NOT even looking at the box as i type

 No.1295625

never even looked the non quick reply box

 No.1295626

>>1295608
i would be fluttershy

 No.1295627

>>1295625
it happens with both of them

 No.1295628

wonder if someonell make a good web browser by the time im 50

 No.1295629

you wont be using the internet outside of a work camp by then

 No.1295630

is that like summer camp is it fun

 No.1295631

funnorm

 No.1295632

cant wait to spend 15 hours a day shoveling sulfur in the celmines

 No.1295633

might make some grilled cheesers all i had for dinner was some turkey bacon and a can of soup

 No.1295634

actually that was breakfast because i hadnt eaten up until then

 No.1295635

was able to make good grilled cheese as a kid lost my touch since then

 No.1295636

File: 1635830368912.png (183.48 KB, 717x1012, 1361238461023.png)


 No.1295637

have one more habanero left dont want to waste it on mere cheesers though

 No.1295638

any party tricks

 No.1295639

i can gleek and do hand farts

 No.1295640

never gleeked on command

 No.1295641

found some heinous shit in the trash pile wonder if its been giving me brain damage

 No.1295642

being two or three feet away from a 6 inch wide mold cake all day for months is good for cognitive function right

 No.1295643

uhh clean your damn room

 No.1295644

one with the mold

 No.1295645

my house is clean enough to be healthy dirty enough to be happy

 No.1295646

>>1295643
it is clean it was in a folded over chip bag i was using as a garbage

 No.1295647

if theres a 6 inch mold cake in a pile of trash then its NOT clean

 No.1295648

tomato tomato

 No.1295649

tomatamort

 No.1295650

just cracked a can of jellied eels

 No.1295651

googled that looks gross

 No.1295652

didnt know they came in cans but id eat em

 No.1295653

might go with mom to the discount store one of these days like i used to and grab some canned seafood

 No.1295654


 No.1295655

can someone post a pic of that embed so i can decide if i want to disable my ublock or NOT

 No.1295656

die skipper

 No.1295657

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 No.1295658

thanks disabled and clicked

 No.1295659

cant stand boomers

 No.1295660

where

 No.1295661

don rickles didnt get married until he was like 40 and if 40 is the new 30 we all have about 5 years left

 No.1295662

>>1295571
sometimes find myself saying quite

 No.1295663

to be perfectly honest same

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 No.1295665

wonder if i would have gotten a job to be able to go see movies like this had i been born 25 years earlier

 No.1295666

wish i had been born rich in the early to mid 70s and given a computer

 No.1295667

going to start cracking jokes all the time like rodney

 No.1295668

he may have invented it but neetblog perfected it give credit where its due

 No.1295669

File: 1635835339582.jpg (533.48 KB, 1280x720, mineta bounce.jpg)

mineta x gsnaps loving

 No.1295670

never watched that teenshite never will

 No.1295671

its pretty trash for a shounen

 No.1295672

they sell a bunch of merch for it at walmart

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 No.1295674

based gucci gunner 1098

 No.1295675

wish i lived in hicktown sigh its NOT fair

 No.1295676

>>1295671
feel like using trash as a verb in that way is teen perma this guy just to be safe

 No.1295677

any good anime im just rewatching stuff now

 No.1295678

boruto

 No.1295679

bort

 No.1295680

i stink like piss

 No.1295681

cant control my bladder or my normahol appetite

 No.1295682

cant control my horny level

 No.1295683

might be time to rewatch milky holes again

 No.1295684

guess ill make a burrito

 No.1295685

i challenge you to a blog off give me one chance to blog your socks off

 No.1295686

pic

 No.1295687

no more pics after i got made fun of

 No.1295688

oh

 No.1295689

cant leave your bros hanging just because of one teen i need those pics preferably on the satoko mousepad

 No.1295690

that was shion and she got thrown out for being a dirty girl

 No.1295691

what the flip are you talking about since when

 No.1295692

nice berenstain mousepad

 No.1295693

hes making shit up it was satoko i must have forgotten the arc where he got a new one

 No.1295694

uh what are you talking about it was always shion

 No.1295695

i know youre all having a good tardlaugh at trying to convince me of a false reality but ill link the wiki if i have to

 No.1295696

had some more sardines and cracked a can of black olives gave the cats some tuna mom said theres a mouse in the house if they eat that they wont be hungry enough to eat the mouse only kill it and the smell might lure the flipper out

 No.1295697

the mice are moms problem NOT mine i stay out of the basement

 No.1295698

hes got nowhere to run all the doors are closed and the rodent rippers are wide awake on patrol

 No.1295699

sigh just like me trapped in this twisted world

 No.1295700

cats kill mice whether theyre hungry or NOT

 No.1295701

ive been permad like 6 times what gives

 No.1295702

that means youre probably a norm

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 No.1295704

hehe

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 No.1295706

while i agree with his message generally i think that poster was being too harsh

 No.1295707

thats me

 No.1295708

wouldnt fish for permas if it wasnt fun

 No.1295709

whats so fun about annoying people

 No.1295710

it should have stopped being fun after the first few hundred between the 4 and the boles regime

 No.1295711

you know

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 No.1295713

File: 1635840576792.jpg (92.04 KB, 1280x720, 1631729331665-1.jpg)

christmas on the radio

 No.1295714

need a nice ego death

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 No.1295716

File: 1635842383558.png (264.95 KB, 1920x1042, secret_board.png)

this talk of permas reminded me that i made that hima ad thread so i went to check the archives to see how well it did only three replies before it got deleted unfortunately but one of them did mention the secret board url so its NOT a complete loss but its freaking password protected are you guys for real is this where the gay erp happens

 No.1295717

pastaguy sb now

 No.1295718

are you going to erp with him now there

 No.1295719

we are going over whitelist candidates

 No.1295720

are you going to erp after you finished doing that
also dont forget to include my ip haha

 No.1295721

youre likely kidding but why go over whitelist posters when itll be apparent that the worst posters are regulars just like last time

 No.1295722

>>1295716
nice flippin teen

 No.1295723

never seen a bad regular poster they are all paste

 No.1295724

uhhh i turned 20 a month ago

 No.1295725

>>1295723
im the worst poster on hima and im a regular

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 No.1295727

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