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 No.1209181[Last 100 Posts]

bit heavy on the maccas aye sheila ya daft cunt

 No.1209195

die

 No.1209381

live

 No.1209384

get in here

 No.1209429

this is the one

 No.1209836

imagine haachamas sweaty plump mass hanging over you in the cowgirl position her smooth soft belly grinding against you while she rides and her booba inches away from your mouth

 No.1209873

unfortunately just like how virginal bombshell middle schoolers are NOT real neither is an attractive woman with stomach rolls japan yet again succeeds at creating art that is more erotic than humanly possible sexy ladies futas shotas hairy milfs do i need to go on

 No.1210355

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 No.1210422

I wish it need NOT have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is NOT for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

 No.1210921

the normcord thread

 No.1210922

hima has an alliance with the plumpers

 No.1210927

gonno jong

 No.1210928

>>1210927
stream

 No.1210929

im NOT the streamer sorry

 No.1210930

you gotta stream you gotta stream

 No.1210931

you have to stream eventually why NOT now

 No.1210932

NOT left behind this time

 No.1210933

have to think of an excuse to go into the garage its time to top meself off

 No.1210934

say youre changing the oil

 No.1210935

itch is flaring up again

 No.1210936

why are we using a normcord thread

 No.1210937

see big boobers plump belly im posting dont care about anything else

 No.1210938

im a lemming others post i post havent thought for myself in years

 No.1210939

how many posts in until you stop whining

 No.1210941

forgot to save the image url so i cant prove it anyway guess ill give up

 No.1210942

havin more chili dogs

 No.1210943

sigh

 No.1210945

nb wants to use the other thread

 No.1210946

why didnt you say so time to get the gtfo out of this thread

 No.1210947

mom is watching the 40 year old virgin

 No.1210948

fine with this thread just wanted to rage for the sake of it

 No.1210949

hate when moms watching tv and they start talking about a serial killer loner who mumbles to himself and lives with his parents

 No.1210950

cant wait until i become a 40 year old virg

 No.1210951

40 is the new 30

 No.1210952

i need a weapon

 No.1210953


 No.1210954

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 No.1210955

snap this slut in two

 No.1210956

sigh sis turned into a druggie

 No.1210957

wish my sis was a druggie

 No.1210958

moms a druggie it sucks

 No.1210959

theres NOT even enough of the devils lettuce in that pic for her to be acting like that

 No.1210960

what about the half empty bottle of normahol

 No.1210961

there is if she has a low tolerance

 No.1210962

why hasnt that guy saved her

 No.1210963

ive got low tolerance for foids

 No.1210964

the lungbuster

 No.1210965

eatin some rice w frozen turkeyballs butter n msg

 No.1210966

throw that in the trash wheres the melt wheres the dogs wheres the pizza wheres the burgs

 No.1210967

whys it trash

 No.1210968

dont waste food

 No.1210969

any streamers

 No.1210970


 No.1210971

whats so special about a chink feeding her cats

 No.1210972

moms phone was overheating hard she said its always like that

 No.1210973

why am i getting ads on twitch why isnt ublock origin working

 No.1210974

hate chinks

 No.1210975

she doesnt even have boobers ban the guy for posting the chink

 No.1210976

its only happened to me once sometimes they just slip through

 No.1210977

im here for the boobers

 No.1210978

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do girls really do stuff like this

 No.1210979

renge knows

 No.1210980

deviant

 No.1210981


 No.1210982

dont click teentube shite

 No.1210983

thanks wouldnt have been able to tell from the thumbnail

 No.1210984

i dont click embeds

 No.1210985

click every embed without looking

 No.1210986

NOThing teen about a nice nijisanji jp

 No.1210987

die teen

 No.1210988

love apex elf

 No.1210989

wish i could enjoy vtubers

 No.1210990

wish i could enjoy anything

 No.1210991

might piss might hold it in

 No.1210992

always have a bottle on hand

 No.1210993

always had a small bladder

 No.1210994

woke up got left behind

 No.1210995

made tea

 No.1210996

i remember the ditching fad when i was a kid only ever ditched me though

 No.1210997


 No.1210998

sorry for ditching you

 No.1210999

boredom reaching peak

 No.1211000

thats NOT the peak you come over that ridge youll find the tops still miles away

 No.1211001

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 No.1211002

thatll be twenty dollars plus tip

 No.1211003

a tip of my fedora will be sufficient

 No.1211004

sigh they loved receiving kens tip

 No.1211005

cant leave one when they give you everything for free

 No.1211006

think its time for a nice hot bath

 No.1211007

hot baths shorten your life span

 No.1211008

NOT true a nice onsen can increase your lifespan

 No.1211009

i like to crank up the heat to max burns a little getting in sometimes i feel lightheaded getting out only fainted once though

 No.1211010

thats how you know its strengthening your heart

 No.1211011

youre cooking yourself

 No.1211012

been cooking myself daily for years its fine

 No.1211013

youre well done

 No.1211014

only feel lightheaded getting out if i havent eaten

 No.1211015


 No.1211016

normbop

 No.1211017


 No.1211018

sigh dont even have the energy to game watch anime just wallstared screenstared jod all day

 No.1211019

as for me i just slept all day and ceilingstared a bit

 No.1211020

wish i could game

 No.1211021

>>1211018
what happened i thought you were a gamer

 No.1211022

the good times are over

 No.1211023

love mobilegaming

 No.1211024


 No.1211025

fgnorm skipped

 No.1211026


 No.1211027

cant believe mash is getting married to a furry

 No.1211028

we need to sacrifice everything to save her

 No.1211029


 No.1211030

he can have her

 No.1211031

nevermind forget i embedded that dub dont click

 No.1211032

too late dubnorm

 No.1211033

knew a furry in highschool he was a chakat

 No.1211034

a what

 No.1211035

never watched dbz didnt have tv as a kid

 No.1211036

uh what did you do then if NOT stare at the rectangle

 No.1211037

always embed before watching so we can watch together

 No.1211038


 No.1211039

they dont make good games anymore

 No.1211040

they do youre just NOT a teen anymore

 No.1211041

are you an actual teen or just being a retard on purpose

 No.1211042

got the mind of a child

 No.1211043

im tard

 No.1211044

might darkshower think today is a week

 No.1211045

play good games every day feel pity for no games

 No.1211046

gramps is about to kick the bucket think ill get some trust money

 No.1211047

never had a grandpa

 No.1211048

gramps kicked the bucket last year he didnt have a penny to his name

 No.1211049

>>1211046
why would he give it to you and NOT mom

 No.1211050

think hes got a lil for everyone gramps used to own a bank and he dishes out benjamins every birthday

 No.1211051

time to find the mansion plot

 No.1211052

prepare for the inheritance battle

 No.1211053

sigh he loved battling for inheritance

 No.1211054


 No.1211055

ban

 No.1211056

sexy

 No.1211057

jod

 No.1211058

Hello Hima.

 No.1211059

who are you

 No.1211060

flip off norm

 No.1211061

nekoshit

 No.1211062


 No.1211063

Your worst nightmare.

 No.1211064

ban

 No.1211065

Are you mad?

 No.1211066

sigh never had a friendship like goku and bulma

 No.1211067

might have a nap

 No.1211068

its midnight NOT naptime

 No.1211069

ban him now

 No.1211070

ill nap whenever i damn please

 No.1211071

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 No.1211072

neet training reserves

 No.1211073

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 No.1211074

sigh

 No.1211075

doing my jaw exercises

 No.1211076

gonno take that darkshower then make mac and cheesers

 No.1211077

stop eating manbaby food

 No.1211078

hope theres tuna in it

 No.1211079

third night of taquitos

 No.1211080

mac and cheese doesnt have tuna

 No.1211081

>>1211077
i yam what i eat

 No.1211082

might watch swifty stream some tbc

 No.1211083

i like the tuna here

 No.1211084

nobody likes the tuna here

 No.1211085

you cant tuna fish

 No.1211086

yeah well i do

 No.1211087

theyre back

 No.1211088

might eat some sweets in a bit

 No.1211089

think i need to upgrade to the next exerciser ive been gnawing on this thing for 7 minutes and dont feel sore like i used to

 No.1211090

are you training to be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose at the mansion

 No.1211091

mom made a chocolate cake with chocolate ganache and raspberries on top and vanilla ice cream

 No.1211092

can i have some

 No.1211093

wouldnt be able to eat that shite without half a gallon of water

 No.1211094

used to like the idea of eating berries thought they were sweet but theyre all sour

 No.1211095

berries and cream berries and cream

 No.1211096

sour is better than sweet

 No.1211097

fool NOThing is better than sugar and sweet

 No.1211098

what about nice 旨味

 No.1211099

we already discussed this umami isnt real

 No.1211100

the japanese wouldnt lie to hundreds of millions of people just to make themselves look good

 No.1211101

youre in for a rude awakening

 No.1211102

just drank 3 coffees feelin good

 No.1211103

coffee is the most norm drink

 No.1211104

cant argue with that

 No.1211105

cant wait to farm soybeans on the hima commune

 No.1211106

read wiki articles about food think i should snooze

 No.1211107

die nocoffee norms

 No.1211108

>>1211094
uh have you tried eating ripe ones

 No.1211109

havent eaten a nice ripe green banana in a while

 No.1211110

whats norm about being a neet and enjoying the delicious flavor of some black folgers

 No.1211111

crying watching elden ring again

 No.1211112

damn good game

 No.1211113

itll just be aNOTher boring souls clone

 No.1211114

NOT a single souls game that isnt a 10 except darkie 2

 No.1211115


 No.1211116

once you play one youve played em all

 No.1211117

youre wrong and a fool

 No.1211118

you sir have insulted my honour

 No.1211119

im only one of those things

 No.1211120

might fire up bloodborne

 No.1211121

coffee is for norms while tea is the tru neet drink

 No.1211122

sigh he loved oi ocha

 No.1211123

NOThing like some hot bitter leaf water

 No.1211124

gonno eat some red ginseng and game hard

 No.1211125

what are you going to play

 No.1211126

NOT gonno bother showering before the cheesers

 No.1211127

overwatch

 No.1211128

among us

 No.1211129

fall guys

 No.1211130

wonder what would happen if i sent all of my pill knowledge to my childhood self would he even survive to adulthood

 No.1211131

pre 2010 all pills were irrelevant if all you wanted was to be a mid 20s guy with a fat gf

 No.1211132

the pills were all still there they were just harder to see

 No.1211133

it was possible to capture a brief moment in time where you could be considered to have made it thats all

 No.1211134

theres no such thing as making it

 No.1211135

then explain nb

 No.1211136

die

 No.1211137

shat

 No.1211138

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 No.1211139

thats just like me

 No.1211140

same

 No.1211141

gonno jong

 No.1211142

paste austin

 No.1211143

die wrestlenorms

 No.1211144

loved that magazine when i was a teen

 No.1211145

loved self inserting as the undertaker

 No.1211146

wonder if i can pull off the undertaker look

 No.1211147

>>1211143
didnt grow up in foster care or a trailer so never watched that norm shite only knew about it from games

 No.1211148

nice richnorm

 No.1211149

if i had lived in a trailer i would have been rich instead mom maxed out her income paying mortgages and rent because she always wanted to live in a house as a kid

 No.1211150

bored might just snooze dont even feel like opening the rest of the blogs

 No.1211151


 No.1211152

imagine what the scrawny hairless jap that bought that tape must have thought upon hitting play bet it turned him back into an ainu

 No.1211153

found a cool channel

 No.1211154


 No.1211155

its still real to me damnit

 No.1211156

>>1211153
is this the same one as the sounds that cure cancer and diabetes channel

 No.1211157

tardlaughing at the comments

 No.1211158

dont they know how lucky they are to have an expiration date

 No.1211159

long past me expiration date starting to attract flies

 No.1211160

>>1211157
why theyre being cured

 No.1211161

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 No.1211162

lol me

 No.1211163


 No.1211164

stealth vroast embed

 No.1211165

3 days noshower crazy how ugly i am

 No.1211166

sigh didnt mean to post that

 No.1211167

paste canadian

 No.1211168

too dumb to post on hima

 No.1211169

earlywoke

 No.1211170

time to make the most of the day

 No.1211171


 No.1211172

vroast dont click

 No.1211173

found a spider in the bathroom

 No.1211174

lucky

 No.1211175

get the windex and spray it

 No.1211176

prefer the lysol

 No.1211177

murderers

 No.1211178


 No.1211179

big sigh

 No.1211180

woke up regret NOT skipping

 No.1211181

need a nice 1x server

 No.1211182

you cant handle the grind

 No.1211183

just grind me up spread me on toast

 No.1211184

need to grind a nice koreammo

 No.1211185

how about a nice japmmo instead

 No.1211186

glad i never fell for the normmo meme

 No.1211187

>>1211181
thats too grindy

 No.1211188

do NOT want to get job 70 on whitesmith with 1x rates ever again

 No.1211189

got a nice t4 helm from kara time to sleep

 No.1211190

makin coffee this is the last filter donno what im gonno do now

 No.1211191

buy aNOTher box

 No.1211192

go to the store and buy more

 No.1211193

sigh its over

 No.1211194

going to the store gonno get myself some nice premium melitta filters

 No.1211195

alright buddy stay safe out there

 No.1211196

planned to buy some instant when my filters ran out went to the store saw the price bought folgers instead it was on sale forgot to get the filters too dont wanna go back

 No.1211197

get some delivered

 No.1211198

flip off richnorm

 No.1211199


 No.1211200

there was a tortoise in the driveway

 No.1211201

its turtle soup for dinner boys

 No.1211202

uh what do you mean was did you run over it

 No.1211203

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it was relocated to the backyard near the woods

 No.1211204

why didnt you toss it in the pond

 No.1211205

back from the store got a bunch of stuff

 No.1211206

nice round turtle

 No.1211207

aris is live

 No.1211208

saw a turtle on the road once didnt touch it was afraid itd snap at me

 No.1211209

theres turtles that cross the road at work

 No.1211210

what do you mean work

 No.1211211

ban

 No.1211212

cracked open an energel clena love a good japanese pen

 No.1211213

>>1211153
the hima mansion

 No.1211214

got some bean sprouts theyre looking a little withered the sticker says 060221 well they should still be fine gonno boil em up eat em with some rice

 No.1211215

love a nice sprout

 No.1211216

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 No.1211217

added too much soy sauce

 No.1211218

love soy

 No.1211219

raining hard hima might rainsnooze

 No.1211220

godspeed

 No.1211221


 No.1211222

praying for rain

 No.1211223

do a rain dance

 No.1211224

dont wanna stand up

 No.1211225

cooked popshart now im eating ちゃっかりした tamago

 No.1211226

had some tostitos with salsa and queso

 No.1211227

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 No.1211228

copied the wrong one meant ハードボイルド

 No.1211229

im disappointed

 No.1211230

gonno set up that emulator and try to game

 No.1211231

what game

 No.1211232

set up the stream

 No.1211233

dont know and even if i knew how to i wouldnt unless it was a game i had already beaten before

 No.1211234

which emulator

 No.1211235

dont care stream

 No.1211236

mesen

 No.1211237

pooped hima

 No.1211238

fire up the good ol obs and streammm

 No.1211239

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 No.1211240

having some 白子 for lunch

 No.1211241

nice sperm

 No.1211242

feelin droopy again making tea

 No.1211243

keeps overwriting my controller bindings flip this just gonno screenstare

 No.1211244

think my years of screenstaring are catchin up to me cant see to well anymore think i need a new prescription scared of the eye doc

 No.1211245

thats a myth the norms said staring at a rectangle eighteen hours a day for 10+ years doesnt degrade your vision

 No.1211246

never trust a norm

 No.1211247

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 No.1211248

its time to bring the fight to the norms

 No.1211249

is she pregnant

 No.1211250

ya i impregnated her

 No.1211251

ya i spermed her

 No.1211252

hope you took responsibility shes a bit ugly but im sure you two can be happy together

 No.1211253

ya i flipped her she has been flipped

 No.1211254

uhh

 No.1211255

spit it out

 No.1211256

aunt came to do some yardwork ynajd me and asked what do i do every day

 No.1211257

wonder what it feels like to be snapped and impregnated by a cel women despise cels more than anything but a non asian mother would still feel some affection for the offspring brooding within their womb

 No.1211258

always liked staring in my led flashlight as a kid think thats why im half blind in one eye now

 No.1211259

>>1211256
is she going to give you the ol 5150 again

 No.1211260

she said she likes gardening and might come here more often now im done for

 No.1211261

its fine you need a female role model

 No.1211262

thats why i dont leave the room when mom has someone over just pretend to be asleep if they knock

 No.1211263

she had cancer why couldnt she just flipping die

 No.1211264

thats NOT nice

 No.1211265

im NOT nice

 No.1211266

everyone on hima is nice

 No.1211267

ate a nice boog

 No.1211268

>>1211262
what if they start slipping gamestop cards under the door

 No.1211269

i dont understand the question

 No.1211270

wiki

 No.1211271

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 No.1211272

scary

 No.1211273

younow repost hours

 No.1211274

bored gonno losperm

 No.1211275

>>1211256
how did you respond

 No.1211276

i pretended NOT to hear her and kept eating my poptart

 No.1211277

was it smore poptard

 No.1211278

mom bought arbys

 No.1211279

did you get the arbys beef and cheddar and arbys original gyro two for $6.00 while supplies last

 No.1211280

she got 6 bcs with tardfries

 No.1211281

hope she got enough arby sauce

 No.1211282

im swimming in it

 No.1211283

cant remember being to arbys more than once in my life

 No.1211284

like how theres all of this support for child autists but when they become adults theyre expected to either be cured or to go die somewhere else

 No.1211285

what do you mean adult autists get free money to live

 No.1211286

dont complain they used to just take em out to the woods and leave them there

 No.1211287

in most places they dont get enough money to survive on

 No.1211288

wed build a civilization to put rome to shame

 No.1211289

damn good saving one for later

 No.1211290

need some bts sauce

 No.1211291

went for a walk got harrassed by some norms

 No.1211292

did they ask for directions

 No.1211293

no they shouted for me and i dont know what they said so i just yelled no thanks then one of them came by me riding on his scooter and gave me a mean look

 No.1211294

you need a weapon

 No.1211295

always keep a sharp rock in my pockets just in case

 No.1211296

finally got my mr

 No.1211297

they were asking you to come over for some blogs because one of the girls over there has been watching you lately and said youre cute but shes too shy to approach

 No.1211298

hate when norms talk to me

 No.1211299

>>1211293
crying for you

 No.1211300

weighed myself again today 30 lbs lighter than this time last year

 No.1211301

wonder what drinking with people is like

 No.1211302

it often leads to someone getting flipped

 No.1211303

used to drink hard in front of mom a year or two ago alone is better

 No.1211304

hate getting inebriated around other people too much anxiety cant enjoy the moment

 No.1211305

cant wait to crack some blogs with my himabros at the himabbey

 No.1211306

somebodys getting flipped

 No.1211307

the chinese drinkers kept talking about luxury cars couldnt relate

 No.1211308

>>1211305
we already do that in spirit

 No.1211309

havent been harassed by norms in 10 years my aura is too potent the only times i get bothered is when theyre too mentally ill to have their flight response kick in within my presence

 No.1211310

its NOT the same

 No.1211311


 No.1211312

hima bullied me for only drinking less than 100 ml of vodka so tried to drink more last night felt bad this morning

 No.1211313

sad

 No.1211314

love getting peer pressured into destroying my body with poison by adult virgin shut ins

 No.1211315

stopped masturbating once i got joshamed and called a sexnorm

 No.1211316

love crackin love join

 No.1211317

wish my test was low enough to NOT get bones anymore what good does it do me

 No.1211318

did that when on antidepressants only cummed couple times a week

 No.1211319

youd have to take me to an asylum strap me down to get me to take antidepressants theyre poison they addle the mind

 No.1211320

yeah stopped taking them

 No.1211321

its too late

 No.1211322

felt good on lexapro sometimes wish i didnt stop taking it

 No.1211323

pulled out some gray hairs

 No.1211324

girls love mature looking men

 No.1211325

they call me the silver fox

 No.1211326

made coffe and a melt hima hb im having the time of my life

 No.1211327

hate antidepressants hate being drowsy all the time and feeling like a cog of the zog

 No.1211328

youll melt more was playing checked them out online to see how theyre doing younapi quit like a year ago

 No.1211329

already a drowsy zogbot

 No.1211330

never took happy pills still feel drowsy all the time

 No.1211331

trust me its worse on the brainpills you feel partially detached from your brainstem or something

 No.1211332

just lobotomize me

 No.1211333

love losing all my memory of the day after taking my sleepy pill

 No.1211334

if i take 5475 of them can i forget the suffering years

 No.1211335

moms watching the monster hunter movie

 No.1211336

what the flip they made a movie

 No.1211337

the concept of movies is outdated

 No.1211338

dont even have the attention span to watch movies anymore

 No.1211339

what kinda knees are these

 No.1211340

>>1211300
weighed myself for the first time in months the other day and i was only 233lbs figured i would be at least 260+ with all the food ive been shoving in my face lately

 No.1211341

debu

 No.1211342

sigh made it down to 140 a year ago back up to 170 now

 No.1211343

you cant be considered a man if youre under 200lbs

 No.1211344

guess im a pretty lady

 No.1211345

when i was 185 i was still pretty fat

 No.1211346

manelt

 No.1211347

flip it out of butter too guess ill go buy filters

 No.1211348

found out my motherboard lets you turn off the power button led without pulling the cable out ive been covering it with my shirt when i snooze for 3 weeks

 No.1211349

a flipper must flap

 No.1211350

always turn it off before snooz

 No.1211351

never turn off my computer i must spread my seed

 No.1211352

that kills your hard drives

 No.1211353

this one time mom bought like a dozen boxes of butter because it was on sale

 No.1211354

go through a stick or two a week meself

 No.1211355

mom replaced the toilet seat it sucks raging going to fish the old one out of the trash tomorrow and reinstall it when shes at work

 No.1211356

mom kept telling me to replace the toilet seat said no but dad agreed with her they cornered me and made me do it

 No.1211357

mom boiled noodle

 No.1211358

>>1211352
thought that was a myth and it was worse for them to boot up and off

 No.1211359

mom bought me tendies

 No.1211360


 No.1211361

mindblowing that all holotubers started streaming that stickman game because of pikamee shes so influential

 No.1211362

do i have to bring my own raw meat and jug of milk

 No.1211363

theres this trend of people eating raw meat

 No.1211364

got some filters n butter picked up some pasta and a big one too

 No.1211365

woke up time to farm some gold

 No.1211366

gold is overrated

 No.1211367

ten tons of gold

 No.1211368

six teen tons and what do you get

 No.1211369


 No.1211370

i only listen to japanese music

 No.1211371

think you said that the last time i posted that

 No.1211372

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 No.1211373

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 No.1211374

how does she fly with those things

 No.1211375

learn how to take screenshots youre killing hima with these gargantuan filesizes

 No.1211376

didnt pick up full dive

 No.1211377

might jerk it to the boob fairy

 No.1211378

real bloggers stream it in their browsers and use the snipping tool to grap low res screenshots

 No.1211379

i just press f5

 No.1211380


 No.1211381

wish i could hide embeds

 No.1211382

thats a click

 No.1211383

wait i already watched it

 No.1211384

he will never pass the immersive story

 No.1211385

the cool nerds played final fantasy in school wasnt part of their clique never got into it

 No.1211386

>>1211381
would post the filter for it but cant be a party to skipping

 No.1211387

im NOT a skipper

 No.1211388

you would be without the normnails

 No.1211389

must be nice skipping teentubies but what if you miss something cool like sverige drinking fermented horse piss

 No.1211390


 No.1211391

flip it just block img.youtube.com/vi/*/0.jpg

 No.1211392

said im NOT a skipper dont want em gone want to hide em like images

 No.1211393

flip it skip it flap it stop it

 No.1211394


 No.1211395

uh why are you getting a bone at my post

 No.1211396

im all boned out for the day

 No.1211397

what if theres a tiny fracture in your bone right now and you dont even know

 No.1211398

never broke a bone

 No.1211399

same

 No.1211400

but what if it was already broken and you didnt know yet

 No.1211401

almost became norm until i shattered my arm and started using the computer and gaming all day

 No.1211402

mindblowing how easy it is to trip on the stairs and shatter your arm bone

 No.1211403

lets NOT flatter ourselves too much

 No.1211404

you did manage to become a norm if you werent already doing that

 No.1211405

maybe but that happened when i was NOT even 6

 No.1211406

i was born cel

 No.1211407

the shit drawer is full and moms taking a shower ohgod hima

 No.1211408

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 No.1211409

phew

 No.1211410


 No.1211411

napped

 No.1211412

does that one have gay marriage

 No.1211413

love some nice pure yuri

 No.1211414

fried up some beef eatin it with rice n mustard

 No.1211415

mom made soup and salad

 No.1211416

some nice bouillon and iceberg

 No.1211417

gonno snap into a cold one

 No.1211418

>>1211346
im NOT a manlet im 5'8

 No.1211419

sigh stopped growing soon as i hit five foot eleven and a half

 No.1211420

was one of the tallest kids in school from about first to eighth grade then hit the wall

 No.1211421

was always the tall kid but also the fat kid

 No.1211422

you coulda been the bully

 No.1211423

conquered the wax

 No.1211424

older bro got greedy and stole all the height genes then left me with NOThing

 No.1211425

if id an aniki maybe i wouldntve ended up like this

 No.1211426

sigh kamina

 No.1211427

was the hairy kid

 No.1211428

had a moustache in 2nd grade

 No.1211429

anyone ever cried while watching anime

 No.1211430

uh yeah can you say you enjoyed it if it didnt make you cry

 No.1211431

i am numb inside a robot devoid of emotions

 No.1211432

checkout lady kept asking me bout myself now i cant go back

 No.1211433


 No.1211434

thats an adblock

 No.1211435

i only adblock ugly men

 No.1211436

phew nice shower after a nice earcleaning feel like a new man maybe ill shave sometime this week

 No.1211437

should i fire up apex the japs love it

 No.1211438

nah dont its norm garbage just stick to jong and stream it

 No.1211439

if japs like it its NOT norm

 No.1211440

wish i had someone to clean my ears too scared to do it myself theyve been hurting i can tell its a wax buildup

 No.1211441

nah japs are big norms they love norm shite dont waste your time

 No.1211442

dont insult japan

 No.1211443

love japs love norms

 No.1211444

never learned to love

 No.1211445

i love japan period

 No.1211446

eating sliced genetically engineered potatoes fried in manmade cooking oils that cause cancer

 No.1211447

would give my life for japan

 No.1211448

thanks for sharing

 No.1211449

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 No.1211450

washing them down with some nice rotten organ destroying cornsyrup water

 No.1211451

sigh

 No.1211452

forgot to jo yesterday gonno have to make it up today with a quadsperm

 No.1211453

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 No.1211454

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nice Driver

 No.1211455

a driver must drive

 No.1211456

wouldnt feel safe with a girl driving

 No.1211457

love how mom has lost her license three times has had a handful of accidents and is generally a frightening driver to ride with but she will get incredibly angry if you claim she isnt a good driver

 No.1211458

never been in an accident never been pulled over

 No.1211459

im as good of a Driver as the indomitable phoenix gordy

 No.1211460

rise from the ashes

 No.1211461

was in an hit an run accident but only once

 No.1211462

criminal

 No.1211463

gotten out of more tickets than ive received after being pulled over

 No.1211464

just found out longcat is dead

 No.1211465

one of the few western memes that japs liked

 No.1211466

that meme died years ago

 No.1211467

yeah you wish you could work as fuck as hard as i can

 No.1211468

didnt that guy die years ago

 No.1211469

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on a date with my gf right now just took this pic

 No.1211470

saw some stuff and had bad thoughts

 No.1211471

think i heard gunshots

 No.1211472

sorry that was me

 No.1211473

>>1211469
cant imagine being in this situation without having a panic attack

 No.1211474

cant believe norms go to the bar and spend ten bucks plus tip for a single beer

 No.1211475

false alarm think theyre just fireworks

 No.1211476

is that really how much it costs what the flip i thought it was like 2 bucks

 No.1211477

never had any alcohol i only drink water and tea

 No.1211478

girls dont drink beer

 No.1211479

they drink water and tea

 No.1211480

was once the most powerful engineer north of mississippi had a 600hp homologation wrc racecar could bench 375lbs raw and had 6 figures in crypto and none of it was enough to get a passing glance from a jpgf at a pub meanwhile boles stumbled his way into a store that sells literal water and had teengirls humping his leg and bossmen begging him to join the board of directors i guess he won by simply being born

 No.1211481

NOT reading

 No.1211482

die skipper

 No.1211483

nah

 No.1211484

i read it but i have NOThing to say

 No.1211485

>>1211480
should have tried going somewhere other than gay bars

 No.1211486

how can you tell a gaybar from a straightbar

 No.1211487

normbars

 No.1211488

never been to a restaurant or bar on my own im waiting for the big three oh for that one

 No.1211489

read that four times trying to figure out what three oh four meant

 No.1211490

dont dare order a beer with mom

 No.1211491

last time i went to a restaurant with mom i ordered a pitcher for myself hehe

 No.1211492

bet its going to be a disappointment just like every other norm thing ive tried to force myself to get into like watching sports or leaving the house but at least ill have something new to blog about

 No.1211493

looked up a local bar nine bucks for a beer cant believe it

 No.1211494

went to a bar alone when waiting for the eye doctor appointment it really wasnt that big of a deal maybe theres more to blog about if you go at night

 No.1211495

dont think getting drunk before the docs a good idea

 No.1211496

>>1211494
did you play on your ds

 No.1211497

you dont have to get hammered every time you drink you know

 No.1211498

no but i remember the foid running the bar was rude so i paid for my single beer in exact change and left it there

 No.1211499

i dont understand im NOT drinking it for the flavor

 No.1211500

you can just get a nice buzz and leave it there

 No.1211501

ok 100ml

 No.1211502

>>1211500
uhh haha

 No.1211503

reading teen romance manga no matter what i do its too late for me now

 No.1211504

>>1211480
howlin

 No.1211505

the bolenig got puppetmastered into ten years of ass bolstering his luck ran out

 No.1211506

hate romance manga unless theyre shoujo

 No.1211507

love a nice shoujo

 No.1211508

tomoyo

 No.1211509

gonno finish the yona shoujo after this season ends

 No.1211510

amazon lied about my package coming today

 No.1211511

gonno toss some tiles and scream at the rectangle

 No.1211512

this is a new development starting to rage after a couple of blogs

 No.1211513

went to the store got curry ingredients now the currys cooking

 No.1211514

dealt in to a norm who kand an east tile and just happened to end up with 4 dora while i was in tenpai the entire game and didnt get a tile how can this happen havent won a game in 10 games

 No.1211515

did you get a nice folded one mirrion times カレ roux block

 No.1211516

its a recipe of my own creation

 No.1211517

why didnt you stream

 No.1211518

streaming amv hell 1-3 in 10

 No.1211519

guess ill do some fishing in eorzea

 No.1211520

hima

 No.1211521

the hima room

 No.1211522

way too clean

 No.1211523

havent vacuumed in years hairs starting to gather in clumps on the floor easier to throw out this way

 No.1211524

>>1211519
fishin in zangarmarsh right now hehe

 No.1211525

last vacuumed when i moved back into this room which was january 2020

 No.1211526

that was just a few months ago

 No.1211527

thats what ive been telling mom but she keeps breaking my balls about it

 No.1211528

never let mom in my room told her a mans home is his castle

 No.1211529

havent vacuumed or dusted in a while but i dont let garbage pile up

 No.1211530

mom has never been in here but she knows that i havent moved the vacuum from where she puts it

 No.1211531

why wouldnt you let mom clean your room

 No.1211532

used to let her change my sheets in the spare room but thats just because it didnt have a door ive welded myself in here

 No.1211533

wash my sheets do my laundry clean my room dont like other people touching my stuff

 No.1211534

same but also dont like doing any of those things so i dont do anything

 No.1211535

moms a neat freak and said its her house her rules

 No.1211536

youre the man of the house dont you barricade the door

 No.1211537

my life be like

 No.1211538

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 No.1211539

cant sleep

 No.1211540

clean the whole house and vacuum and mop once a week

 No.1211541

uh whats mom doing then

 No.1211542

shes working and im a houseneet so it makes sense i do the chores

 No.1211543

youre no neet just a live in servant

 No.1211544

im a midnight to 6 am security guard

 No.1211545

wonder what the entrance portal to this world looked like probably had big scary statues and torches

 No.1211546

gonno bake some nice frozen fish fillets

 No.1211547

youre supposed to thaw them overnight then pan fry em

 No.1211548

sigh longcat

 No.1211550

index

 No.1211551

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 No.1211552

thought you meant some nice tilapia hope youve got the tartar sauce

 No.1211553

ya mom made some also have malt vinigger

 No.1211554


 No.1211555


 No.1211556

hate tartar sauce

 No.1211557

ban

 No.1211558


 No.1211559

>>1211556
its just mayo and relish

 No.1211560

find mayo unappetizing doesnt taste bad i just dont like eating it

 No.1211561

love mayo id kill myself without it

 No.1211562

think im sterilizing myself by letting this cat sleep 16 hours a day over my balls

 No.1211563

if it gets as hot as a laptop ya youre probably right

 No.1211564

sigh miss my cats dreamed about them last night

 No.1211565

tried relish once tasted weird

 No.1211566

sigh if kitty dies ill rope

 No.1211567

just get aNOTher one

 No.1211568

its just an animal theyre the lucky ones for getting to die so quickly after neeting it up for 10 or 15 years

 No.1211569

send me to an animal shelter and get it over with

 No.1211570

they charge by the pound mom doesnt have that kind of cash

 No.1211571

think ill start eating instant ramen whenever im hungry if i copy the japanese then ill become a twig for sure

 No.1211572


 No.1211573

lain does that

 No.1211574

could eat 5 cup noodle in one sitting easily the average japanese struggles to finish 1

 No.1211575

wouldnt be able to do that the garlic would give me heartburn

 No.1211576

are you chink they dont have garlic in the american ones just corn and carrots

 No.1211577

theyve also been sucking hard for like 5 years because they took the salt and msg out

 No.1211578

bought a big bottle of msg to solve that problem

 No.1211579

havent had a nice sapporo ichiban in years sigh

 No.1211580

i was thinking of the maruchan cups

 No.1211581

mom bought me one of the shrimp ones as a wee lad thought it was mindblowing that you didnt need to use a bowl

 No.1211582

uh looking at the website and all the flavors have garlic powder listed as an ingredient

 No.1211583

cant taste garlic if its less than a full clove

 No.1211584

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 No.1211585

pissssSSSSSSSSSsssssssssSSSSSssss

 No.1211587

girls arent supposed to sinkpiss

 No.1211588

when you gotta go you gotta go

 No.1211589

index

 No.1211590

just had some ramen the aftertaste is much better than nachos it makes for a better mood

 No.1211591

havent had ramen in at least 9 months dont want to look like a manbaby asking mom to get it at the store again

 No.1211592

wouldnt worry about that too much

 No.1211593

why NOT ramen is the stereotypical lazy norm food arent they still buying it all up

 No.1211594

spermed hard

 No.1211595

suyaa

 No.1211596

get a nice sapporo ichiban shio

 No.1211597

get some nice chives and an egg in that bowl

 No.1211598

life changed forever when i realized inuyasha was made by a woman and made for women

 No.1211599

uhh what the flip that means urusei yatsura maison ikkou and ranma were all made by a woman too

 No.1211600

inuyasha was my sexual awakening

 No.1211601

always thought kurama was sexy

 No.1211602

sigh guess the jangolin is snoozing last time he cleaned that shite up in seconds

 No.1211603

mindblowing that we have no neet janitor

 No.1211604


 No.1211605


 No.1211606

NOT sure why im awake havent been up this late in a while moms gonno rage when im still snoozing when she gets home from work

 No.1211607

went out in the rain and grabbed the last cold one of the night before she woke up guess ill enjoy the atmosphere and watch some more vids for a bit

 No.1211608

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 No.1211609


 No.1211610

enough with the misleading vroast thumbnails

 No.1211611

gotta love ollie

 No.1211612

guess ill snooze

 No.1211613

same dont feel safe posting on hima anymore now that the jans have abandoned it

 No.1211614

dropped the biggest neetlog of my life

 No.1211615

>>1211603
i was gaming sorry

 No.1211616

woke up skin feels warm

 No.1211617

breakin open a new tub of folgers

 No.1211618

love new folgers smell

 No.1211619

are you heading to work

 No.1211620

got a case of the mondays

 No.1211621

do norms actually chat around the water cooler

 No.1211622

got a painful lump back of my neck

 No.1211623


 No.1211624

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 No.1211625

sigh didnt know my tera account was deleted wanted to nostalgia

 No.1211626

tera blows

 No.1211627

he loved elins

 No.1211628

guess ill have to fire up aion classic instead

 No.1211629

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 No.1211630

hima

 No.1211631

woke up stole the last root beer

 No.1211632

wheres the sarsaparilla

 No.1211633

the what

 No.1211634

woke up stole the last brownie

 No.1211635

left the mugicha steeping overnight still tastes good

 No.1211636

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 No.1211637

are you beach body ready

 No.1211638

hey hima

 No.1211639

can i help you

 No.1211640

ate too much dont feel so good

 No.1211641

purge it up

 No.1211642

teeth are already rotting fast enough dont need to help em along

 No.1211643

out of ap cant beat arjuna

 No.1211644

mom tarded out and mopped and then ran across the floor and fell and got a brain hemorrhage and had to stay in the hospital for a few days

 No.1211645

hate when that happens

 No.1211646

woke up rss rules arent working had to download mug sluts manually

 No.1211647

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 No.1211648

bulge

 No.1211649

nice bulge

 No.1211650

i bugger men

 No.1211651

wonder who the condom is for

 No.1211652

>>1211635
whats wrong with that i just leave the bag in the whole time

 No.1211653

the package says to steep for two hours after that the flavor starts to degrade

 No.1211654

leave norm

 No.1211655

>>1211603
neets need sleep

 No.1211656

dont know why this isnt working i updated qbittorrent yesterday maybe i should re add all the rules

 No.1211657

dont upgrade

 No.1211658

got that banner

 No.1211659

which banner

 No.1211660


 No.1211661

you can be theres NOThing stopping you from sinkpissing

 No.1211662

its NOT too late

 No.1211663

what do you mean its NOT too late

 No.1211664

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 No.1211665

nice donald

 No.1211666

mom found a snapping turtle in the middle of the backyard brought the cats inside grabbed a shovel flipped him over and tossed him in a bin then hauled him over to the creek and stood there menacingly until he flipped off

 No.1211667

turtlesnap

 No.1211668

love flipping turtles

 No.1211669

tired

 No.1211670

the best way to raise your energy levels is spend 16 hours a day slumped over in a chair motionless except for your hands on the mouse and keyboard

 No.1211671

dont have time for that spend at least eight hours lying on the floor

 No.1211672

guess ill try to do some pushups

 No.1211673

get all the exercise i need from joing

 No.1211674

somebody please flipping kill me

 No.1211675

im NOT going down without a fight

 No.1211676

File: 1623704307716.jpg (354.84 KB, 780x1024, 1623328513230.jpg)

clumsy bitch

 No.1211677

tried to do some pushups now i feel feverish n nauseated

 No.1211678

just two more sets

 No.1211679

sighing hard mom expects me to eat leftover chicken burritos without salsa or pickled jalapeno slices

 No.1211680

moving my daily routine up about 7 hours instead of feasting and watching at 1 am after half a dozen blogs im doing it now and saving the blogs for later

 No.1211681

scared that the foids will be coming for me now that im in my 30s and a real catch and trick me into living until old age instead of roping with honor in the next couple of years

 No.1211682

i wouldnt worry about it

 No.1211683


 No.1211684

why NOT

 No.1211685

debating fastfood

 No.1211686

what are the options

 No.1211687

its NOT worth it

 No.1211688

mom made chkn patties

 No.1211689

ate a bunch of candy feeling sick

 No.1211690

mom came home right as i was getting ready to livingroomjo
almost got caught

 No.1211691

never been caught im pro

 No.1211692

whats your secret

 No.1211693

mastered the art of the stealthjo in 4th grade

 No.1211694

just do it on the toilet learn this trick and you can jo safely even on the go

 No.1211695

didnt even jo till middle school

 No.1211696

the girls in your class were already losing their virginities

 No.1211697

was still uncomfortable with using words like sex and pussy when i was in highschool think i still am actually typing it is ok though

 No.1211698

dont even like typing the p word

 No.1211699

omanko

 No.1211700

tard guy at work said he brought home a girl and fucked her last night randomly today

 No.1211701

found a really nice way to make some money without leaving my room

 No.1211702

must be evening the worknorms are back

 No.1211703

hows that

 No.1211704


 No.1211705

have a white beard hair and im NOT even 30 yet its over

 No.1211706

eatin cake its sis bday

 No.1211707

File: 1623713319997.jpg (253.27 KB, 1242x1240, 9f313fb9b368403d312dd74279bb270ac533f200268eed….jpg)

sis

 No.1211708

havent celebrated my birthday in years

 No.1211709

dont like that kind of frosting

 No.1211710

got the fran mount had to do the sataurvoir duel while 10 norms were watching nearly had a panic attack

 No.1211711

skipped fastfood because mom said she was making burgs and she burns them to a crisp

 No.1211712

craving french fries and green olives

 No.1211713


 No.1211714

craving some nice gorgonzola in olive oil and gsnaps

 No.1211715

never had gorgonzola

 No.1211716

what about fromunda

 No.1211717

simply buy some

 No.1211718

buying something is NOT simple

 No.1211719

how is it NOT

 No.1211720


 No.1211721

only interested in the second dimension

 No.1211722

might become a planeswalker

 No.1211723

tarded out and sparked to mirrodin

 No.1211724

used to collect neopets cards still have em never played the game though

 No.1211725

File: 1623717085165.jpg (737.12 KB, 3110x4437, 90105967_p0.jpg)


 No.1211726

whats happening to her

 No.1211727

dont post chink art

 No.1211728

woah hima hey got home and found a big black lump on my leg

 No.1211729

home from where

 No.1211730

grocery store bought yogurt

 No.1211731

hope you got key lime

 No.1211732

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 No.1211733

yea they had a sale if you buy 10 got 2 key lime

 No.1211734

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 No.1211735

stop posting chink art

 No.1211736

bought one of those scholars rocks at a chinese art store

 No.1211737

File: 1623718733834.jpg (443.75 KB, 846x1100, 8bb37d8e3969fab1da6d6b183bc17554.jpg)


 No.1211738

happy big monday

 No.1211739

mom asked if i wanted to watch a movie as soon as i got back from the garage with the blogs

 No.1211740

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 No.1211741

finally hooked up the controller but the dpad isnt working only the buttons sigh

 No.1211742

netflix and chill with mom

 No.1211743

hate watchin movies with mom its always ooh and aah and oh i see and

 No.1211744

is she jap

 No.1211745

why wasnt i born japanese its NOT fair

 No.1211746

you were but you were adopted

 No.1211747

watched tv with mom cracked two cold ones to show her that im drinking responsibly and that she should keep buying me 30 packs

 No.1211748

bhole itchy as hell

 No.1211749

anything over fourteen blogs a week is considered heavy drinking

 No.1211750

clogged

 No.1211751

fire up the enema

 No.1211752

>>1211749
if im going to be stuck in this hellscape the norms have created im NOT doing it without brain damage

 No.1211753

i can think of quicker ways to a damaged mind

 No.1211754

have NOT eaten in over 24 hours

 No.1211755

found aNOTher root beer stashed around the corner shes NOT getting it past me

 No.1211756

dont drink sugarwater

 No.1211757

its fine

 No.1211758

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 No.1211759

lets be honest theres NOThing left in this world worth trying to stay healthy for lets just try to enjoy ourselves and get out of here as fast as we can

 No.1211760

guess ill game

 No.1211761

a gamer must game

 No.1211762

>>1211759
already on it with a nice bowl of chicken cheese pasta

 No.1211763

i refuse NOT taking care of my health will just bring further suffering

 No.1211764

big black lump behind my knee now theres a red ring around it leg feeling tingly

 No.1211765

doctor

 No.1211766

dont trust doctors havent been to one in years they never helped me anyway

 No.1211767

simply amputate

 No.1211768

>>1211763
the healthier you are the longer youll live meaning youll have much more overall suffering

 No.1211769

NOT completely true some people live to old age while suffering from the ill effects of their bad daily choices

 No.1211770

i dont plan to die of old age

 No.1211771

im gonno go out with a bang

 No.1211772

mom said its probably a bug bite told me to just rest

 No.1211773

>>1211764
its the chicken pox

 No.1211774

mosquitos kill over a million people every year

 No.1211775

tried poking at it with a needle try to pop it like a pimple think just made it angrier

 No.1211776

File: 1623726727484.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.87 MB, 641x360, koro.webm)


 No.1211777

only in 3rd world shitholes

 No.1211778


 No.1211779

is that what pastaguy sounds like

 No.1211780

why does pasta taste bad now the texture is all wrong did the pasta companies change something

 No.1211781

uh my pasta tastes fine

 No.1211782

we switched timelines again didnt you feel it

 No.1211783

>>1211737
this is how most single mother manbabies are conceived

 No.1211784

mom will be 70 years old when im 35

 No.1211785

thought having kids after thirty produced tards

 No.1211786

uhh haha

 No.1211787

mom had me at 16 and im tard

 No.1211788

symptoms of periods and pregnancy being the exact same is the cruelest joke

 No.1211789

mindblowing women willingly go through nine months of discomfort then a day of agony just to drag aNOTher poor soul into this godforsaken world

 No.1211790

me want baby

 No.1211791

if had a baby would become one of those news stories where you never stop gaming and the baby starves to death

 No.1211792

thats what moms for

 No.1211793

waitin for the neighbors to sleep so i can take out the trash

 No.1211794

this one girl was into compositing

 No.1211795

wonder what became of tg

 No.1211796

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 No.1211797

thats a hide

 No.1211798

chicken chan want baby

 No.1211799

if only we could find someone to take one for the team and flip her

 No.1211800

done with jong flip this shite NOT allowed to win but cheating chinks are its NOT fair

 No.1211801

you cant just be done with jong

 No.1211802

youre right ill fire up aNOTher game if i lose im done

 No.1211803

youre an addict

 No.1211804

flip jong fire up tbc

 No.1211805

too late to play tbc didnt play classic

 No.1211806

drinking the last blog dont feel a damned thing from it gonno fire up a grilled cheeser

 No.1211807

simply boost up and play

 No.1211808

remember when jp used to play jp games

 No.1211809

fire up the hima mabinogi guild

 No.1211810

playing music in gridania

 No.1211811

like genshin impact n arknights

 No.1211812

>>1211809
pinches

 No.1211813

miss monthly low budget mmo releases sigh

 No.1211814

got 2nd some norm was dama every flipping hand it was unbearable

 No.1211815

i beat him psychologically though i did a riichi off a tile that wasnt in the pool meanwhile he dama rond off a bad hand he was made to realize how much of a coward he was

 No.1211816

2nd isnt 1st

 No.1211817

2nd is the first loser

 No.1211818

hima

 No.1211819

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 No.1211820

lost my way
forgot the dream

 No.1211821

whats the flipping point anyway

 No.1211822

were so close the ritual will set us free

 No.1211823

thats what you said two years ago

 No.1211824

you cant rush these things look what happened last time

 No.1211825


 No.1211826

need a cute username

 No.1211827

xxxneetlyfe420

 No.1211828

>>1211825
this only works in a high trust single race society

 No.1211829

singapore isnt high trust theyll flog you for stealing a snickets

 No.1211830

>>1211828
why would you want it to work might as well just stick me in the meat grinder now

 No.1211831

never stole before seems fun just taking what you want hehe

 No.1211832

gonno move to singapore and steal a snicket

 No.1211833

high trust through fear

 No.1211834

thought about stealing before but im a cel NOT a crim

 No.1211835

i have the lifestyle of someone in a nursing home

 No.1211836


 No.1211837

seems fun

 No.1211838

being a nig is a hoot

 No.1211839

heard they decriminalized theft in california

 No.1211840

im sure they did norms love lowering the quality of life for everyone but themselves

 No.1211841

the norms must pay for what they did to me

 No.1211842

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 No.1211843

File: 1623735737826.png (136.02 KB, 299x336, 1623323891243.png)


 No.1211844

isnt that the homo artist

 No.1211845

managed to dump it by the dumpster dont think anyone saw hurt my back n arms though might snooze now

 No.1211846

youve earned it

 No.1211847

guess ill take a nap then

 No.1211848

theyre more afraid of you than you are of them

 No.1211849

wish the norms would just execute all of us neets already

 No.1211850

im NOT going down without a fight

 No.1211851

i need a weapon

 No.1211852

>>1211850
already took a dive years ago

 No.1211853

its 1am you cant take a nap

 No.1211854

i can do whatever the hell i want

 No.1211855

took a shower just took a bath earlier towels still wet now im still wet

 No.1211856

File: 1623737430002.webm (3.82 MB, 640x360, 1622499533462.webm)


 No.1211857

NOT sure what im looking at

 No.1211858

gonno become a landlord

 No.1211859

hate landlords

 No.1211860

why theyre baste

 No.1211861

gth

 No.1211862

based jews making it so i can never own my own patch of land with a little house on it but rather kneel before old guys who were able to buy them all up or worse got them from their families

 No.1211863

varg said you should just squat in the woods

 No.1211864

>>1211862
rents due

 No.1211865

love paying aNOTher mans mortgage

 No.1211866

sat down to take a piss n a silverfish started crawling between my legs

 No.1211867

dont understand why the norms love renting so much dont you only need 6 or 7 grand to get a home loan its NOT like you even have to pay it back you can just sell the house

 No.1211868

die worknorm

 No.1211869

make aNOTher man money pay aNOTher mans mortgage raise aNOTher mans child its the new american way

 No.1211870


 No.1211871

>>1211868
never had a job but that would be a trivial amount to have saved by your 30s if you arent tardspending half your income on mcds lotto tickets and cigs

 No.1211872

uhh right my income

 No.1211873

whats up your ass i dont even have a valid learners permit but if i did and had a job i could save that up in a few years

 No.1211874

dont get how olds are supposed to be all wise and experienced considering im half the age of the typical old and everything ive seen points to this world being a terrible place and NOT worth living in

 No.1211875

the current group of olds experienced the most prosperous period of time in human history they dont know shit

 No.1211877

sigh

 No.1211878

index

 No.1211879

what about the previous olds then

 No.1211880

just buy your own property and rent

 No.1211881

couldnt think of a good username

 No.1211882

how do smarts convince themselves to NOT rope
what stopped the freak from jumping off that cliff

 No.1211883

high inhib

 No.1211884

i could never rope dont want to go to hell

 No.1211885

panderson said it doesnt say anywhere in the bible that ropers go to hell surely god understands that he was too hard on someone by giving them the cel life and no copes

 No.1211886


 No.1211887

>>1211885
nah hes laughing his ass off probably did this to us just for kicks

 No.1211888

>>1211879
theyre dead or rotting in a nursing home

 No.1211889

uhh its the fifth commandment

 No.1211890

water heater is leaking fridge shelves are destroyed ice maker doesnt work paint is chipping off of the cabinets there are water spots on the ceiling one of the oven burners doesnt work the mounted microwave doesnt work the screen door on the back is destroyed the deck is starting to rot away and is slowly falling into the sinkhole and is being held up by a tree that is 16 feet tall because i was too lazy to kill it as a sapling years ago the walls all look disgusting because they used spacking on them and theres no way to clean them the driveway is cracking because of roots growing under it there is a tree beside the garage with 20% of its trunk missing because it got a disease or something and rotted away the carpets have all about had it and my shower has mold in it but the landlord isnt going to know about any of this stuff because im scared he will go up on the rent so i just keep paying it and keep my mouth shut and fix what i can

 No.1211891

pretty much the exact opposite of everything ive read online about what to do in that situation

 No.1211892


 No.1211893

have to move soon

 No.1211894

just want to evict a norm

 No.1211895

im too tired to deal with the stress of going up on the rent or having to move or any of that stuff i just want to enjoy my last year or two

 No.1211896

>>1211890
crying for you

 No.1211897

owned that landnorm

 No.1211898

they cant just raise rent right the price would change at the end of the current contract

 No.1211899


 No.1211900

we dont even have a contract anymore i just mail him money and he leaves us alone there hasnt been a signed lease for at least 5 years now its almost like paid squatting

 No.1211901

sigh just like satou

 No.1211902

dont even know how to send mail

 No.1211903

waiting for my misaki

 No.1211904

im kind of hoping that when he sees the condition of the house he will just sell it to me cheaply rather than bother with fixing it himself and finding new people he already bugged me about buying it years ago otherwise we will be evicted and have to pay more for a worse place

 No.1211905

whos we

 No.1211906

my gf who else

 No.1211907

the himansion

 No.1211908

can i flip her just once

 No.1211909

post a pic and ill send it to her for consideration

 No.1211910

no pics of me exist im a ghost

 No.1211911

made the mistake of looking in a mirror earlier

 No.1211912

should i read

 No.1211913

did you flex

 No.1211914

cant read anything more challenging than food labels

 No.1211915

started reading lns to exercise the brain

 No.1211916

File: 1623740944072.jpg (Spoiler Image, 640.96 KB, 1200x1200, f01-0100100-1101hr-dd.jpg)

think this is probably my favorite novel

 No.1211917

sigh

 No.1211918

is it just me or does ketchup taste better from the packets than the bottle

 No.1211919

feels like its been two or three weeks since the last odd taxi NOT one

 No.1211920

>>1211918
packet ketchup looks slimy

 No.1211921

shouldnt have gotten a haircut the parts of my head that the headphones touch are itchy as hell now that all the padding has worn down

 No.1211922

come to me through fire and war

 No.1211923

was thinking contacting guy A for months to ask him to ask my friend to talk to me but kept talking myself out of it then i log into d*scord after NOT using it for a few weeks and see he sent me a message after NOT having talked to me for years so i tell him i was thinking of messaging him too to ask him to talk to my friend and get into a conversation about him about the good old times then formally ask him to do it and he says uhhh didnt we already try this and i say yes quite literally 4 years ago but then he says he wont be the messenger this time even though its hard for him to refuse a request from me but theres NOT anyone else i can easily ask and i dont want to send literally every person in my friends social circle as a pawn until all of them are eliminated he wouldnt even explain why he wouldnt do it properly except apparently my friend had a bad reaction last time he tried 4 years ago that he never told me at the time and still wont tell me maybe because he couldnt find it in his sky*e logs sigh had no idea at the time it sounded more like my friend just dismissed my attempt as a joke and made fun of me using @airmail.cc to send an email that they never even read because they never checked their old email until guy A told them to check but i have no idea what they really said since i only heard tiny bits from guy A probably because my friend specifically instructed him NOT to relay anything without their approval

cant believe this had gone over every scenario in my head for years but never once did i imagine a world line so bad that even guy A wont ask them to talk now my friend doesnt even know i tried to contact them so i have no way of knowing if their iron will weakened at all and cant find out either unless i want to worsen my position by using multiple messengers making me look like a stalker trying to evade a restraining order

sigh can just imagine 4 years ago when guy A contacted them they started hyperventilating and went to redd*t with a "burner phone" account and begged for advice because their crazy manipulative psycho ex friend is trying to contact them after 3 years when they thought they were gone forever and its no doubt only the beginning of a month long harassment campaign where they have to leave every community theyre part of just to stop me from talking to them even though it was literally one short email and asking guy A to tell them to check it and NOThing after that

sigh never once imagined it was this bad should really just kill myself

 No.1211924

uh do you expect me to read all of that

 No.1211925

get mom to sound out the big words its a sigher cant believe your friend was so intimidated by your massive third eye opening intellect that the mere thought of you is enough to cause a mental breakdown

 No.1211926

>>1211923
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 No.1211927

schizo hours

 No.1211928

reminds me of a time before i went hollow

 No.1211929

File: 1623747265548.png (472.57 KB, 456x573, ERVjo7vXYAIpeed.png)


 No.1211930

i dont get it

 No.1211931

shes with the slavcels in vr

 No.1211932

my life would basically be perfect with just a few tweaks to get things back to how they used to be

 No.1211933

wish i could go back to 2014

 No.1211934

whats in 2014

 No.1211935

ya id be fine with reversing even just 7 years of the void had some good times then

 No.1211936

my friend is in 2o14

 No.1211937

big blank spot between 2012 and 2018

 No.1211938

what about the last hurrah of the jay and himas golden years

 No.1211939

/jp/ is still up love to talk with the bros there about how lets go the latest entube clip is

 No.1211940

stop the world i want to get off

 No.1211941

wish i was a hung chad

 No.1211942

its NOT that great especially when it hits the toilet water

 No.1211943

sigh he loved hitting the toilet water

 No.1211944

reality moves too fast just need everything to freeze in place for a few years so i can catch up on everything ive been meaning to do

 No.1211945

whats there to catch up on

 No.1211946

everything

 No.1211947

give me an example of something that isnt going well for you because theres reality to catch up on

 No.1211948

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez make out at steamy, PDA-packed dinner

 No.1211949

ban

 No.1211950

just need more time before the norms wipe out all traces of the past theres still games and anime and books and movies and music i never got around to plus thousands of bookmarked webpages i meant to read

 No.1211951

woke up from my nap

 No.1211952

didnt know the norms were planning that

 No.1211953

theyre tightening the noose

 No.1211954

found out theres a hima called vtube

 No.1211955

gotta love himari

 No.1211956

File: 1623754196944.png (391.76 KB, 839x473, quiz.png)

nice hima

 No.1211957

himako

 No.1211958

polnorm ban

 No.1211959

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 No.1211960

dont understand why norms love politics

 No.1211961

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 No.1211962


 No.1211963

wonder when hima will go mainstream

 No.1211964

himamemes are already mainstream

 No.1211965


 No.1211966

like what

 No.1211967

wonder where pednig is at this very moment and wonder when he last checked in on his himamates

 No.1211968

hes eagerly awaiting the nintendo direct in 5 hours

 No.1211969

same

 No.1211970

bud builds his sleep schedule around when theres a 3d or debut or new outfit or entube movie stream so he can watch every one

 No.1211971

cant get anyone to understand my pain without them vilifying me for being emotionally manipulative

 No.1211972

mom said she wishes a strong man would mash a gsnapfruit in her face

 No.1211973

why dont you do it big man

 No.1211974

i dont live with she said it years ago while watching her oldies just remember it whenever i see a particular fruit

 No.1211975

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 No.1211976

did a soysmile in the mirror

 No.1211977

hate the thought that every time someone interacts with me theyre seeing what i see in mirrors

 No.1211978

simply love seeing the same posts recycled again and again on himasugi dot blog slash jp slash res slash one two zero nine one eight one plus fifty dot html

 No.1211979

woke up didnt skip regretting it

 No.1211980


 No.1211981

new tuber get in

 No.1211982

wrong link

 No.1211983

dont post antisemitic tubers

 No.1211984

shes NOT antisemitic simply antizionist

 No.1211985

real pol hours

 No.1211986


 No.1211987

sigh moneyYyyYy guy would have loved that

 No.1211988

never played pool but feel like id be good at it

 No.1211989

mindblowing i only played wow for 3 years max maybe less

 No.1211990

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 No.1211991

translate it

 No.1211992

act 1
girl: hello sir were giving free samples
man: how about a free sample of your pusser then
girl: understood

act 2
man: very nice how much
girl: dont really want to sell my pusser but for 10 big ones ill consider it
man: nah too much ill just sample

 No.1211993

love rewrites

 No.1211994

thats really what it says

 No.1211995

>>1211980
crying

 No.1211996

only trucel on hima you wouldnt last 5 minutes in my shoes

 No.1211997

hit me with your best celmemory

 No.1211998

the worst ones have been sealed in the vault only to be recalled on judgment day

 No.1211999

sigh

 No.1212000

File: 1623769121654.webm (1.37 MB, 360x360, 1623744607907.webm)


 No.1212001

nice subhuman whites

 No.1212002

why do chinks do that thing with the arms behind the back walking

 No.1212003


 No.1212004

it shows that youre so powerful that you can drop your weapons and expose your body yet NOT be harmed youre supposed to do it when you have your 10 lackeys surrounding you

 No.1212005

mindblowing if the coin of my conception landed the other way up i could put on an anime avatar at any time and be a 1 million simpscriber virtual creator

 No.1212006

its NOT that easy to stream otherwise literally every foid would do it

 No.1212007

you could still be the next ltg

 No.1212008

whats ltg

 No.1212009

you know

 No.1212010

File: 1623771179468.jpg (139.89 KB, 851x1006, 1623758968657.jpg)


 No.1212011

sigh no cheese

 No.1212012

never streamed before unless you count video chat is that a stream

 No.1212013

seems like most women dont know how to be female and are running vastly inferior strategies

 No.1212014

do females even have strategies in nature the males are the ones who have to attract mates

 No.1212015

never streamed dont want anyone to see my face hear my voice

 No.1212016

cant attract mates wasnt born with enough bones in my face

 No.1212018

ya one classic strategy is marrying a beta buxer then letting six chads up in dem guts while ovulating to get spermypreg then telling buxer the kiddo is his so you get his resource

 No.1212019

love turt and his facebone meme

 No.1212020

mindflaming that france made paternity tests illegal to prevent their husbands from ever finding out

 No.1212021

found a toad in the backyard

 No.1212022

males are more beautiful in nature the females are usually bigger and uglier in most species

 No.1212023

humans were the same until whites started telling women they werent allowed to be strong

 No.1212024

cosmetics changed everything women in old pictures are usually ugly and haggard its why foid worship wasnt really a common thing historically and most men could only bear to marry a foid when she was a fresh young teen and why in many cases men opted to flip one aNOTher instead of having to flip the gross old hag at home

 No.1212025

The history of cosmetics spans at least 7,000 years and is present in almost every society on earth.

 No.1212026

uh but no because most of that history cosmetics were only luxury items for rich people regular women didnt use them

 No.1212027

theres a difference between the cosmetics we have readily available today and a royal smearing powdered ant eggs on her face

 No.1212028

if they couldnt get their hands on ant eggs theyd just use dirt or urine or something

 No.1212029

the average foid in history did NOT have the time or means to regularly apply cosmetics

trust me

 No.1212030

no they didnt because natural way is for man to be more beautiful the women were ok being naturally ugly until business owners tricked everyone into buying stuff

 No.1212031

no they didnt because natural way is for man to be more beautiful the women were ok being naturally ugly until business owners tricked everyone into buying stuff

 No.1212032

NOT sure what separates norm from me he always has a gf or wife no matter what there doesnt seem to be any common variable

 No.1212033

think i might get fastfood today NOT letting mom trick me into eating her burnt burgs again

 No.1212034

its ok to burn vegetables a little

 No.1212035

>>1212032
status

 No.1212036

hate future

 No.1212037


 No.1212038

love paying vchad to hold my hand through video game advertisements

 No.1212039

getting the physical stimuli hallucinations now sigh

 No.1212040

love steak in fact id say i love it think about eating steak every day would like it in the dining room or at a restaurant or in an airplane 1 mile high but ive never had steak

 No.1212041

pednig gets mentioned in every thread but nobody ever remembers smw

 No.1212042

hate freak

 No.1212043

who

 No.1212044

haachama is a twig irl i saw her doxxXx

 No.1212045

all japs are twigs so what

 No.1212046

okayu isnt

 No.1212047

polka is a nice plumper

 No.1212048

matsuri was fat but she got better

 No.1212049


 No.1212050

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 No.1212051

leave the plumpers to me

 No.1212052

>>1212050
hate tolkein and his subversive feminist propaganda

 No.1212053

varg said women are strong

 No.1212054

nice murdernorm

 No.1212055

helped mom with groceries its a freiza night

 No.1212056

hell ya fire up that fukkatsu no 『F』

 No.1212057

if the freak is so smart why did he bother learning a dying asian language

 No.1212058

simple hes NOT

 No.1212059

every other non english language is already completely dead

 No.1212060

well all be speaking mandarin before 2040

 No.1212061

whats the point of learning anything but finnish

 No.1212062

whats the point in learning finnish

 No.1212063


 No.1212064

you can post spurdo natively

 No.1212065


 No.1212066

hell ya love getting 10 year old game where lady has mildly skimpy outfit

 No.1212067

the rope ritual

 No.1212068

simply love the capacity of my himamates to turn anything absolutely anything good into bad

 No.1212069

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 No.1212070

lets all get therapy bros maybe some nice support dogs

 No.1212071

therapy doesnt work for real problems

 No.1212072

there arent any real problems then because therapy will solve them all

 No.1212073

ban positive guy hes sc2

 No.1212074

had a nice diarrhea shite

 No.1212075

no such thing

 No.1212076

slept through mom going to the store sigh no frozen pizzas no sapporo ichiban

 No.1212077

mindblowing most of what i know is wrong but i dont realize which parts and might never

 No.1212078

smartnorms dont know shite either nobody knows anything

 No.1212079

wonder what im going to find out i was wrong about in 2021 part 2

 No.1212080


 No.1212081

afraid of turt being right so i search ahead in threads for cel foid bones and tilt to avoid any medium length posts with them as well as and any posts in the vicinity

 No.1212082


 No.1212083


 No.1212084

wish i had simps

 No.1212085

NOT sure if id reroll female

 No.1212086

would NOT unless i got at least a 14 in charisma

 No.1212087

wouldnt because i dont want to exist as a teengirl knowing everyone wants to flip me by force if necessary

 No.1212088

they dont need charisma look at japan theyre all shrieking harpies that steal their slave husbands paycheck and give him an allowance

 No.1212089

got some blogs got some draino got some gum

 No.1212090

i must be flipped by force

 No.1212091

saw a teengirl in school uniform with adult arab men stopped at either side talking to her one smoking one on a motorbike NOT sure what was going on but didnt get involved 電車さん was going to come in 3 minutes and he wasnt going to wait for me

 No.1212092

dont have enough bones to charismamaxx

 No.1212093

>>1212090
what about your honor

 No.1212094

what honor

 No.1212095

as a man

 No.1212096

wish we still lived in an honor society so i could challenge the norms to duels

 No.1212097

nice islamophobe

 No.1212098

arent phobias supposed to be irrational

 No.1212099

>>1212091
liked the episode of zvezda where kate bullied smokernorms

 No.1212100

must be hard to be 9 and leered at by pnig without understanding why then at 14 by a roided incel who wants you to do 2004 cosplay

 No.1212101

im NOT roided

 No.1212102

if i was flipped at 7 at least i wouldnt be cel

 No.1212103

im hot im big

 No.1212104

tonights gonno be a cryer if mom didnt take it upon herself to get some snacks

 No.1212105

ive run out of tears

 No.1212106

im in a class case of emotion

 No.1212107

theres a communist nuclear meltdown happening soon in west taiwan hell ya new stalker game

 No.1212108

taiwan isnt communist

 No.1212109

well she got the minimum required for some melts so at least theres that sigh maybe i can talk her into some frozen pizzas and ramen next week

 No.1212110

love some two fifty frozen pizzas

 No.1212111

mom got the big pot out to make a batch of peas and dumplings might blimp out its been a while since i felt a good stomach stretch with forced defecation

 No.1212112

hate when i feast n it doesnt come out till two days later

 No.1212113

i dont like blimping simply like the feeling of having blimped

 No.1212114

keep dropping new clogs in the logbowl and somehow each time the new log takes over the old one gets flushed

 No.1212115

love blimping love being blimped hate the sensation the next day when you feel gross and weighed down by mostly digested food cant fall for the bulimia meme because its disrespectful

 No.1212116

did you know nigerian americans are one of our most successful racial groups even more successful than whites quite based i would say

 No.1212117

>>1212115
sigh feel known also hate the farts and farting that comes with it

 No.1212118

NOThin better n a nice fast n feast

 No.1212119

only eat 3 times a week but eat 4000 to 6000 calories when i do depending on the day

 No.1212120

need 2 more weapon mats wont be able to get them until friday sigh

 No.1212121

sigh miss the days of mukbanging 3 or 4 times a week and having to mumble in pain as i moved around after a feast but i need those abs

 No.1212122

dont need a weapon mat im NOT getting a second chance

 No.1212123

mindblowing to think every* normdad you see had to flip a woman to get his dadnorm children

 No.1212124

1 out of 4 are being cucked

 No.1212125

whys there kleene star on your every

 No.1212126

hate normeye

 No.1212127

>>1212119
this is the true sigma diet

 No.1212128

had a cuppa still tired

 No.1212129

bored might earlysnooze

 No.1212130

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 No.1212131

might need to go back to caffeine gum

 No.1212132

why NOT take it a step further get the nicotine gum

 No.1212133

never had nicotine NOT gonno start now

 No.1212134

love how based we all ya hell ya lifes good

 No.1212135

wish i was based

 No.1212136

how do i convince mom to get me some nicotine gum

 No.1212137

put in on the grocery list

 No.1212138

dad is cooking

 No.1212139

bored and sleepy from the allergy medication might earlysnooz

 No.1212140

sigh otosan

 No.1212141

File: 1623793141717.jpg (273.92 KB, 1600x1200, CIMG1118.JPG)

havent thought about this stuff in a long time unc used to chew a ton of it and always gave me packs of it when i was like 11

 No.1212142

thought allergy meds caused dementia

 No.1212143

thats diphenhydramine

 No.1212144

yeah thats an allergy med

 No.1212145

thought he was talking about fexofenadine

 No.1212146

taking loratadine but its too weak

 No.1212147

i dont do drugs

 No.1212148

how do you dopaminemaxxxx then

 No.1212149

wasnt white trash enough to get in on the energy drink craze wonder if i missed out didnt end up that tall anyway

 No.1212150

my energy was so high naturally as a kid that i didnt even NOTice the effects of caffeine until i was in my 20s

 No.1212151

wish i could take back those days

 No.1212152

miss the good old days of chugging caffeine to stand around outside stormwind for an extra 24 hours after bedtime doing NOThing in particular

 No.1212153

sigh

 No.1212154

sigh im flipping 30

 No.1212155

same but outside of prontera in prt_fild03

 No.1212156


 No.1212157


 No.1212158

im human trash

 No.1212159

im a blob of trash

 No.1212160

>>1212149
liked the m80 and assault flavors of monster

 No.1212161

i liked the baja blast flavor of a certain soda hehe

 No.1212162

love being so tired i cant type my 64 character xkcd meme password after 3 tries and get locked out

 No.1212163

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 No.1212164

ever have posts saved up after predicting future posts but they dont pan out and you cant use them

 No.1212165

i live in the moment

 No.1212166

gameraged

 No.1212167

chest pain again coffee might NOT have been a good idea

 No.1212168

just made half a pot

 No.1212169

hate the ol gamerheart after a few packs of monster

 No.1212170

ate 3 tortillas today

 No.1212171

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 No.1212172

File: 1623796122130.mp4 (1.07 MB, cobybottle.mp4)


 No.1212173

idgi

 No.1212174

its powertalk

 No.1212175

shisho

 No.1212176

how do chinks even see through their eyeslits

 No.1212177

File: 1623796327983.mp4 (1.2 MB, 456049-bcfa08ef517d94b2a5fdcff2c340b8d6.mp4)


 No.1212178

think they go by sound

 No.1212179

also they dont have eyelashes

 No.1212180

they dont need them

 No.1212181

always find myself looking at mens arms and legs these days NOThin homo about it just twig radar

 No.1212182

ya but to know what it would be like youd have to shave yours off

 No.1212183

doc said its infected

 No.1212184

why didnt you NOTice it before yesterday

 No.1212185

simply amputate

 No.1212186

>>1212181
get aids and die you freak

 No.1212187

amen

 No.1212188

sometimes look at twigs and wonder how they survive how can you be a man going about your day with those little 13" arms

 No.1212189

watching racing vids on nnd

 No.1212190

>>1212188
uh i cant why do you think im here

 No.1212191

toothpick arms toothpick neck toothpick legs and a 40 inch gut is what the ladies want

 No.1212192

hes norm

 No.1212193

sometimes just wonder how easily their limbs would snap it just doesnt look like to be so twig

 No.1212194

sigh raiders

 No.1212195

18.5" neck 19" arms still less smv than the average hima dweeb that happens to have skin 3 shades more pale than mine

 No.1212196

anyone can work out and achieve that but you cant work your mutt genes out

 No.1212197


 No.1212198

only wear monochrome tees buy em by the bag

 No.1212199

took out moms tape and did a gamermeasure my arms are only 15 inch flexed at the most gamer point

 No.1212200

youre ripped compared to me

 No.1212201

hes probably just chubby

 No.1212202

same have thought about clothmaxxxxing but i dont know how seems like you need a tailor and ive never been to one they probably charge you $500 then laugh at you for having an outfit priced under 10k

 No.1212203

havent thought about how subhumanly ugly i am besides the face in a while

 No.1212204

im beautiful on the inside

 No.1212205

moms gone for two days

 No.1212206


 No.1212207

really flipped up hard and destroyed my body on the bright side it wildly increases my chances of an early death

 No.1212208

>>1212205
hell ya its freiza time

 No.1212209

cant get over the fact that every single person ive ever met in life saw the tard in the mirror

 No.1212210

post the pic with the guy what is all ugly then theres turt next to him all naked like saying we need to stick together

 No.1212211

cant believe norms spend their whole lives grasping for attention ive spent my whole life trying to be unNOTiced and forgotten

 No.1212212

look good in the house mirrors but look bad if i see myself in a mirror in the distance in public

 No.1212213

had no choice but to hone my body into a lethal weapon after what the norms did to me

 No.1212214

if you really want to know what the norms see dont look in the mirror take a photo its worse

 No.1212215

if you really really want to see what the norms see set up a camera in your room and go about your business for a few minutes and watch it suddenly the whole cel thing begins making perfect sense

 No.1212216

set up a nice room stream

 No.1212217

im just sitting here laughing at the glowing rectangle norms do that all the time

 No.1212218

guys rectangle funny

 No.1212219

>>1212215
dont want to do this

 No.1212220

wish i was just fat as hell so i could at least be physically large instead of a scrawny twig with a massive blog gut got the measuring tape on me arms neck and legs but its too shameful to say

 No.1212221

fire up those melts

 No.1212222

File: 1623798892357.png (Spoiler Image, 412.39 KB, 578x844, Ezg92UqUcAQeUto.png)

wish i was this fat

 No.1212223

imagine walking around with to big neon lights flashing snap me strapped to your chest at all times thats called being female

 No.1212224

>>1212221
only eat for enjoyment in front of the rectangle but i should still be pushing 2500 calories a day with zero physical activity the blogs are at least 900 i simply cant get fat

 No.1212225


 No.1212226

>>1212215
did this before dont look that bad other than being fat and bald

 No.1212227

sigh

 No.1212228

might have to rope if i do it

 No.1212229

got a full head of hair

 No.1212230

sigh futari lollies

 No.1212231

mom recorded me on accident at the bowling alley saw my virgwalk

 No.1212232

where was futari from again

 No.1212233

if your neck is less than 17 inches youre doing something wrong

 No.1212234

i did NOThing wrong still ended up like this

 No.1212235

crying for rounin guy

 No.1212236

dont know how other men in the 25 to 35 bracket can smoke dope and cigs and drink but still look normal is it because they have jobs and physical hobbies

 No.1212237

>>1212232
senkoland

 No.1212238

senko

 No.1212239

its NOT even abnormal to be sedentary and lazy in this country why am i cursed to NOT even be proportionally fat

 No.1212240

they look normal because the average is normal if you were to ask people a few decades ago they would say the current average is fat and out of shape

 No.1212241

cant even be a normal atrophied loser

 No.1212242

dies irae dies illa

 No.1212243

love having big fat tardino legs and a lanklet upper body simply love it and all the test i didnt receive in utero

 No.1212244

post that twig blog belly

 No.1212245

sneezed

 No.1212246

doc said shed write me a prescription for antibiotics then she left the room without saying goodbye so just sat there alone for 30 minutes finally opened the door asked the clerk she said can leave

 No.1212247

die sneezer

 No.1212248

mindblowing girls actually do want to have sex with men willingly wonder how that feels

 No.1212249

what happened to your script

 No.1212250

needed to get a job on a farm or something sigh

 No.1212251

turt you seein this

 No.1212252

thats an adblock

 No.1212253

clerk said doc sent it electronically so just sat there for 30 minutes for no reason

 No.1212254

at least you got some good wallstaring time in

 No.1212255

dont even know how to go to the doctor

 No.1212256

hate eating in front of norms they judge me when i dont fold the napkin right or something

 No.1212257

eat weird walk weird talk weird

 No.1212258

always eat my normportion meal within 2 minutes while the norms sit there chatting about the weekend and the houses theyre looking at taking one small bite between every conversation

 No.1212259

pharmacist said have to avoid dairy but like just bought 10 cups of yogurt on sale now cant eat any of it

 No.1212260

pharmacist said have to avoid dairy but like just bought 10 cups of yogurt on sale now cant eat any of it

 No.1212261

just eat it today n start tomorrow

 No.1212262

should of asked her if lactose free was ok

 No.1212263

she probably doesnt know shit yogurt is full of antibiotics it will make it twice as powerful

 No.1212264

simply get some nice vegan yogurt

 No.1212265

might conjure a tulpa

 No.1212266

how many ovulating females have baby batter in their vaginal canals right now do you think

 No.1212267

its also my birthday thanks for the bacterial infection guys great birthday present

 No.1212268

gross

 No.1212269

hows it our fault

 No.1212270

which guys gave it to you

 No.1212271

die slippers

 No.1212272

slipped that post

 No.1212273

what the flip you just said you saw it after buying yogurt

 No.1212274


 No.1212275

thought tubers were okay here so long as they arent hosexy ladyve

 No.1212276

yeah bought yogurt got home posted on hima then looked at my leg suddenly big black lump

 No.1212277

so who are the guys

 No.1212278

nice beetusleg

 No.1212279

gamed came back to 60 posts

 No.1212280

a gamer must game

 No.1212281

havent read watamote in a decade or so wonder what tomoko is up to

 No.1212282

same still get NOTifications about new chapters but didnt read any of them

 No.1212283

slow day yesterday fast day today guess everyone got over the mondays

 No.1212284

wish freak would just stay in stealth mode all the time

 No.1212285

she became a norm

 No.1212286

shes just like me

 No.1212287

read up to 140 something couldnt take it anymore

 No.1212288

i remember a glasses bitch getting introduced NOT much else

 No.1212289

mom said she couldnt read the line for the drivers test had to wear glasses

 No.1212290

>>1212281
she turned into a norm with a lesbian harem the story is almost unrecognizable

 No.1212291

>>1212288
there are like 5 more roasts now that keep her around as the token freak

 No.1212292

shes NOT like me sigh

 No.1212293

die a cel or live long enough to be a norm

 No.1212294

the story is realistic it wouldnt make sense for a foid to experience loneliness for very long

 No.1212295

>>1212283
its just normeye

 No.1212296

might like to read it if they made her graduate high school and get thrown out all alone into the world where nobody cares about you and she loses all the progress she made and turns back into a hiki

 No.1212297

aNOTher good point from turt

 No.1212298

love tarding out and bouncing off of two other posters

 No.1212299

love the bouncing off meme always makes me tardlaugh

 No.1212300

boy at the store was bouncing a ball

 No.1212301

but then it wouldnt be about a high school girl

 No.1212302

love being mislead to believe in mysterious rudeguys and instigators and himako girls

 No.1212303

sigh

 No.1212304

senapi said his sister still lived at home with parents at like age 30 said she was one of those people who never grows up

 No.1212305

who

 No.1212306

File: 1623801927337.png (1.22 MB, 2560x1440, 1623798301797.png)


 No.1212307

this one senpai who was really interested in me like he tried to be a mentor and give me advice always tried to avoid him

 No.1212308

just remembered when i was 10 or maybe younger and nice gran was still alive aunt who was the younger sister of mom used to live with her despite being in her 30s then she got married to a bald guy with no sperm or something and adopted or did the injection thing dont remember havent seen her since i was 13 and she was fat shaming me

 No.1212309

sigh norms

 No.1212310

>>1212306
hope her skin can return to normal after that

 No.1212311

she might have even been in her 40s dont actually know how much younger than mom she is

 No.1212312

count the rings

 No.1212313

wonder how 1%gran is doing

 No.1212314

nice familynorms

 No.1212315

cant estimate the age of asians accurately

 No.1212316

swore i wouldnt crack one today

 No.1212317

its ok you earned it after a long day at work

 No.1212318

gth norm

 No.1212319

sigh empty inside

 No.1212320

time to fill up

 No.1212321

ran out of alcohol except for some really old wine bottles grandma had in her basement dad said to take them

 No.1212322


 No.1212323

wish the gorona happened when i was a teen so i could just do online schooling instead

 No.1212324

you wouldnt have done anything

 No.1212325

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 No.1212326

my angel

 No.1212327

thought that was pekora then thought it was satoko because of that post then thought it was pekora again

 No.1212328

always thought jashin was just like me

 No.1212329

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 No.1212330

cyber peko

 No.1212331

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 No.1212332

unsubbed from every tuber im done

 No.1212333

why

 No.1212334

dont like her shes babytube

 No.1212335

hate vtubers foids used to have to at least put effort into their looks to con men out of their time and money now they dont even do that

 No.1212336

but they bring joy

 No.1212337

ya to the norms

 No.1212338

would like a newly sincere himapoll on favorite tuber

 No.1212339


 No.1212340

wish i could get into tubers

 No.1212341

i dont watch the tube dont want daddy g to spy on me

 No.1212342

dont like moona shes easily angered and weird you have to be on eggshells with her but more importantly shes NOT japanese

 No.1212343


 No.1212344

anime is better than teentubies anyways

 No.1212345

love anime

 No.1212346

anime is teen thats a fact

 No.1212347

NOThin better than cracking a caffeinewater and firing up toonami

 No.1212348

tubers superseded slice of life anime

 No.1212349

dislike toonami and all western anime programming bet theyre solely responsible for 20 anime watched bebop norms

 No.1212350

ive only watched a dozen anime and cowboy bebop isnt one of them

 No.1212351

thats a ban

 No.1212352

never watched anime in my life

 No.1212353

you cant ban me im the biblicalblob

 No.1212354

>>1212335
rigging up a nice tuber takes more time than putting on makeup

 No.1212355

tried to make a burger added too much raw onion

 No.1212356

gth worshipper

 No.1212357

however ive watched quite a few more if you were to count the ones ive watched a few episodes of and then dropped
most of them dont meet my standards

 No.1212358

watch every sol that comes out thats what i live for

 No.1212359

whos the best english speaking tuber

 No.1212360


 No.1212361

accidentally touched the pan burned my finger hurting now

 No.1212362

thought itd mellow out pains just increasing think it blistered too

 No.1212363

are your reflexes too tard to immediately yank your hand away just stop touching the hot surface

 No.1212364

uh that doesnt stop the burn

 No.1212365

uhh thats what i did

 No.1212366

File: 1623808716976.png (Spoiler Image, 4.52 MB, 2150x3035, 87631996_p0.png)


 No.1212367

was it your knuckles or something every time i touch the pan my hand yanks away before it can cause a burn happens all the time

 No.1212368

why are her cheeks bulging

 No.1212369

yeah its my knuckle its NOT like i hi fived the pan

 No.1212370

dad was too tard to pull out now im stuck in this godforsaken world

 No.1212371

common sense went out the window once he was up in them guts

 No.1212372

might become an outlaw

 No.1212373

i break the law every day im a criminal

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 No.1212375

hate normtendo

 No.1212376

cant wait for mario party tuesdays at the mansion

 No.1212377

gonno reboot

 No.1212378

going to reboot this shite life and wake up somewhere far away from here

 No.1212379

always leave the pc on forever until it bluescreens never reboot

 No.1212380