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mindblowing that this was happening everyday after school if you joined a club but instead i went home and gamed


how are you guys enjoying 2020


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should i get animal crossing


heck ya you should


finally a new railgun episode


hell ya brother what are you going to eat for this special occasion


just bought shadowbringers


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shes horny


shes a gamer



were all going to die


nb has a rock solid chest the absolute mad chad


gonno change the locks so mom cant infect me


you have to be there for mom if she gets infected its you and her against the world now


simply get inside the tent


mom infected me with foid brain a long time ago thats why im an anxious hysterical mess all the time at the slightest sign of stress


shes a flipping tard NOT gonno help someone who goes out every day to hang out with large groups of people


shes an extrovert you should respect that


ill never respect an extrovert i hate them


im an extrovert but im a good listener havent been out NOT once


die norm



raging hard hima they made companywide layoffs and gave paycuts for everyone else and im NOT one of the ones laid off i just want to neet it up on the trumpbux this is an outrage




back to teencord


dont feel like watching miko


die norm


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wonder how girls feel when they get breast mogged


the same way you feel when you get heightmogged


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why dont they look human


smug bitch knows exactly what shes doing


what is she doing


laughing realizing ms added into windows 10 a shaking gesture that minimizes all background applications possibly because of the tech inept people who out of frustration start shaking their mouse because of all the programs opened


how do i turn that on


7 had that


popped a cyst in my mouth


im pretty sure its on click and hold on your browser toolbar and shake your mouse whatever you have else opened will be minimized


why NOT just click the button at the bottom right of the taskbar


i just hit the win+D


because that minimizes everything


im a gamer i game


kill yourself raider


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tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki


should i use turbotax or h&r block


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state just shut down its time bros


called mom kaasan and she gave me a weird look


is it ny


no further west


depends if you have things to claim like student expenses but if NOT just use turbo tax or find a small local place


its illinois this is nb


phone up a nice cpa


downloaded my free copy of tomb raider


only california and ny are shutdown


so is illinois dumbass


if florida shuts down i loot and riot


whose animal crossing stream do i watch first matsuri or roas


glad i left illinois months ago



defiantly NOT watching that one


wonder if pnig has roped




ok starting with roa


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friday night time to neet it up hard



once you go black you dont go back


when is pnigs conference on the 3rd right


its right now


youre the only one that keeps posting about it when no one else cares face it you will be posting that shit until the day you die because he lives rent free in your permasteamed brain so eat shit and die and go back to discord simple as that


spermed to a nice monster girl


holy flip


its hima or neohima simple as that


what kind


i care too


go back to discord


mindblowing how far off from reality this post is


snapped those normcorders


discordteen raid


was gonno watch a movie but i forgot what it was


was it an ice cube movie




hehe no but now i want to watch one


is that you freakeye plenty of people are watching this case the nig was the leader of hima at some point in time


die norm


fuck you freak


go back to discord


you cant talk to the bogan that way he outranks you


die norm



back knew you were a discordteen die


enjoy the next ten years of asssnap normnig


i outrank everyone here what are you talking about im a 5 star general the hate which you so readily have available for me makes me thrive ive never felt more alive in my life this is what i was made for this is where i belong


if you like this try circle


watched that one already hehe


running out of food here hima mom and i might have enough food for 3 or 4 more days then thats it


wonder whod die first in a game of circle on hima


hope youve been permabulking to buy yourself a few extra days while you burn your fat reserves


all i was doing was eating and snacking and relaxing playing games


wonder how long you can live off of a ration of peanut butter


how much is a ration


a jar


good we can sit back and laugh at all the norms that got shredded and now are unable to burn 15% of their bodyfat in a crisis


how many calories per serving and how many servings are in a jar
you would need water too


youd be fine with a spoonful for each meal


wonder what i was like before the toxoplasmosis changed my brain


watching storage wars with mom


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sigh mom loved storage wars


what happened


the kung flu got her


do you mean the boss or mom


why doesnt it melt


The Boss


hima how come warm water freezes faster than cold water


wouldnt want to eat anything that cant be melted its unnatural


it melts in your mouth when it comes into contact with your saliva


because its NOT frozen


might get a soytch for animal crossing


no one knows and thats mindblowing


stop writing soy like youre some sort of teen


zip it norm


you are the norm here discordteen


die already


wipe my dipe


freak is the only one here smart enough to synthesize a vaccine from everyday household items we need him


roa has restarted the game like five times because she didnt like the islands they gave her


nice minmaxer


oh wait i think shes trying to get certain starting companions


love roa


how much have you donated to her so far


¥ 50000


NOThing ive only donated to ars


sigh youre a good man


would love to donate to ars


then you dont love her


whats stopping you


mom blocked online payments with her credit card i can only buy stuff from the grocery


hows the switch mates enjoying animal crossing im waiting for night so i can hunt spiders



cant decide if i should play animal crossing or one of the 1600 games from my backlog


id open the gates but im eating soon


cant believe ill have to eat pasta rice peanut butter sardines canned tuna canned artichokes pickled garlic and pancake mix for 6 months


dont own a soytch and NOT gonno buy one to play some cutesy casual game


those are all good


mom is making pancakes right now


stay strong


wish i had six months worth of pasta rice tuna and sardines right now probably dont have enough to last a week


sounds like a good time


dad did NOT go to work today so he made this its so good


what do you mean dad


looks like you have to make an account to search on rutracker now sigh


flip just got bit by the spider i didnt even see it scared me silly


how do you know you were bit


it gave me a stun animation and i saw the spider wander off screen


never mind i was on a phishing site


they are probably phising hima get out of here


some of the things we can do with software is truly incredible grateful that humanity pooled millions of man hours into this stuff


sigh just remembered the guy who got his scape account phished


wish i had been poor enough to grow up playing runescape


runescape wasnt for poors a shitload of content was locked behind the membership


lots of people just played in f2p and membership was only $5 a month anyway


were all going to die


scared of getting really sick and suffering a lot and NOT dying


NOT scared of getting sick NOT scared of dying scared of getting permanent lung damage


dont want permanent lung damage


were going to starve and everyone around us is going to get sick


wonder whats gonno happen to those 3rd world countries in south america and africa NOT like their will be anyone lining up to help them


should i make a hima soulseek chatroom


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one more blogweiser and thats it neohima im out


i dont hate you


yes you do


what happened to hate the self guy


that was me


what happened to you


that was me



rage when i see foreigners in japan videos


that couldve been you


i dropped that persona because it became too real i constantly feel like unironically roping sometimes i start crying if i think too much


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shes asking for it



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never understood how he drinks the boiling hot tea so fast


hes a gamer


everyones burnt out on senk


im NOT


phew NOThing like a good cup of coffee and a sorana stream


hate senko now and shamiko is next on the chopping block


im rationing my coffee should i make aNOTher cup ive had 2 today


yeah drink up


you cant drink coffee at 9pm


what native fruits do you guys got i got peach


never liked senko but i tolerate her


shes been spammed so hard that shes lost all attractiveness and appeal and just blends in the background of hima now sigh remember thinking how great she was last year


my island has cherries and i love senko


wish i could play animal crossing but i already bought a game this month



those have wasp corpses in them


figs arent fruit theyre flowers


thats where the good protein comes from


cant flipping find the spider i got bit once and havent seen him since


leave it be it earned its place in the house


show that spider whos boss



whats your problem with shamiko norm


hes the rude guy


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whats shamiko


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havin a nice kok zero


praised kek


caught a tarantula hima


cracked one myself and mom made tuna subs


now smash it



stole aNOTher one of moms monsters starting to like this taste


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heck ya




why are you playing as a male


why NOT


you need to be a girl and settle down with a nice man that can run your island


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i recovered it later but i lost the 3m in supplies that gaap chan had given me sigh


no thanks im going to marry a nice female villager instead


makes my bhole quiver is this normal


fired up a nice mug of coffee still have sorane on and im playing animal crossing



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go post it on your discord room norm nobody cares


herd the norms into camps i dont give a hoot


niggers are about to get btfo they should have done this a week ago too many city-dwelling insects have fled to rural areas


die norm


are they finally gonno start enforcing a curfew


waking up to my real life now hima


wish i had a sexy tank


live freak


why cant they simply stay inside


norms are animals and need to be dealt with as such





everything is perfect now hima the streets are empty there are no cars no norms no noise grocery stores are empty its perfect hope this lasts forever


wish my town was like that every few minutes i hear a car go by my house or people walking down the road talking


wouldnt mind a 120mm placed through my skull


mine is like that too if anything the normnoise has increased


having a panic attack


bro wanted me to go down to his house for poker but dad wants me staying away from him because he thinks hes a risk so i made an excuse but told him id absolutely go tomorrow sigh its rough hima simply rough


wonder how camelman is doing


would the norms let me put a trailer in a small clearing surrounded by trees a good distance from the road and hook up utilities to it im already used to our having no normbors wouldnt want to move into a typical mcmansion surrounded on all sides


tom nook always makes me laugh hima hehe


line up hima


someone just told sorana they love her


dad just doesnt want you to get sick and give it to him


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hes norm


the bweh girl


caught a squid


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yea but that basically means ostracizing my brother because he may or may NOT have it shite sucks ill probably end up having a long unpleasant conversation with him about it tomorrow unless i can just convince him i got the bad shits and dont wanna leave the house


too bad most of that vid is that loser guy taiga is perfect sigh


sigh taiga


discovered the hard way that youre supposed to put the do NOT disturb sign on the hotel door when you sleep


thats for flipping


hoo boy hima i caught aNOTher tarantula this time it charged at me but got stuck on a tree and i was able to position myself for a quick swing and got him my heart is racing


getting scared of the tarantula posts


might have some tarantula soup


sigh i dont see any bugs on my island where are they


theres a moth or butterfly that flies around nooks tent make sure to scare it away so you can give the spider a chance to spawn


found some squidbits time to feast


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think im gonno throw up the anxiety is too much


dont be a baby


have some vicodin


you need a capture card to stream switch games isnt it a 300 dollar system holy shit


theres better ways im sure


flip saw aNOTher spider but got bit this time


i dont do drugs the thought of society collapsing is too much for me


shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up


were all going to flippin starve to death because of the gods damned norms


my stomach is turning i think i should kill myself before the collapse i dont want to witness it


sigh hima i saw a tarantula but i wasnt fast enough and it bit me and i got stunned and ended up at my tent


sigh it got me again


i got bit the same time you did i actually had him but my net got stuck on the tent


sigh it got me again three times now


used turbotax


gonno hide from the tarantula hes too dangerous


the secret to catching the spiders is slowly moving close to him and when he lifts his legs up stop moving then move when he puts them down and you can catch him like this


oh i saw him do that too sigh i guess i have to be patient


just gonno stick to fishing the fish cant hurt you


youre supposed to catch all the bugs


itll be fun


yeah having a militia of norms shoving a gun in your face to loot your already empty home for supplies real fun


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uh simply shoot them with your gun


all the himabros are prepared for the ol feather blade ear to ear but why do it now when its still uncertain if its the only way out


on a tarantula dryspell


gonno game in bed


might fire up the 3ds


might fire up a nice jerkjo no point in stopping now hehe


i cant take it my heart is weak from the years of gluttony abuse


he started stalking mom and keeps showing up at my house and mom hides in my room and sends me out to make him leave


tell him youre quarantining


he hasnt done it in a while i think he got the message


need stones for an axe but i sold them all now theres none left on my island


how are you posting on hima from an island


i live on an island



crying for whatcd


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bought a shirt


wonder what people would think if i wore that in public


that youre an ironic weeb


he would be


NOThing ironic


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NOThing ironic about being a vtuber otaku


dr disrespects women


wish matsuri would show me an onahole



wish i had some coco boob pillows


im in love with the coco


hate the princess her voice is unbearable


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attach a dick pic


so you get anxious and scared whenever the cleaning maid or repairmen show up but you have no problems with opening the front door crossing your arms and telling a man to leave before you knock his teeth in and make him leave


left my switch to charge for the past hour but apparently i put it on the dock wrong and it didnt charge flip this


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its getting out of hand


my reptile brain kicks in when competitive males are around


open your island hima i need some exotic fruit


wheres the chorus


makes complete sense the only issue in dealing with a cleaning lady or repairman is that you cant just threaten them and prepare for a fight


never knew the pastaman was so violent good thing he cant use nen


hey wassup niggasugi


feeling better a lot more calm after drinking some vodka


life would be easier if everything was a random encounter battle i would have either died a long time ago or would be nearing the level cap


what do i do with the nook miles points


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exercised today after mentally fighting with myself to do it every day for 6 months now but then spent the rest of my waking hours doing the same shite sigh


wish one of my teachers turned into a defenseless girl doesnt he care about his honor as a man though


once you make it into a routine it gets easier


nah i just stutter and say she doesnt want to talk to him and he says okay and leaves


hate the routine habits and motivation meme die


NOThing meme


ok then dont NOT like i care what you do
you lack honor and discipline


gonno go to the store soon wish me luck


make sure you put on your coveralls and respirator


pulled out a grey hair


are vfoids still playing ark




groan when will they move onto a new game


crackin some weisers


good luck dont forget the anchovies


youre weakening your immune system


how weakened would an immune system be by 2 bottles of whiskey 24 cold ones and 2 25oz cans of malt liquor since last thursday


listening to some bathory


sigh eli eli


wouldnt want to catch the meme flu



just coughed its over for me


mindblowing that everybody here knew about this months ago while the norms were unknowingly spreading it everywhere on earth


what do you mean whats going on


really hope no one on hima is dumb enough to believe the virus itself is a threat


havent really had much of anything to drink since december


its threatening my neet lifestyle and preventing me from drinking all day


no the jewish media is doing that


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should i watch kimetsu no yaiba or is that just overhyped by the norms


wish the jews would stop messing with everyone just for a few years for me to get my life on track


is she sitting on a booster seat


do young girls dress like this these days


caught two tarantulas in a row


allergies are flaring up


same have had a scratchy throat all day


havent broken out in hives in a while


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gonno snooze


wait can you stay up for two more hours


why should i


dont want to be left alone with him


him who


loaded up on wine dogs and schnitzel hoo boy wine time


having some 99 peaches and orange juice


sounds vile


im vile


tripped on the hose and cut my foot open sigh hope the neighbors didnt see


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anyone still watching vfoids is going to look like such an out of touch chump once the japanese girls drinking and snacking alone trend kicks up consider yourselves warned


hate vfoids
hate jfoids
simple as


what don't you hate


i hate you spic


mom is freaking out over my coughing


just walked past the black guy again



he gambled and lost




gotten to the point where im simply too lazy to sleep gonno watch anime until i pass out




keep getting owned in nioh almost howled


am howlen mate


took a bunch of vitamins before getting in bed now im wide awake and probably going to get raged at for waking up at 3pm again sigh


its NOT your fault


mom stopped raging about my sleep schedule years ago but she still expresses fake surprise when i tell her when i woke up




ive learned to never tell mom my sleep schedule once she has the knowledge she starts complaining its much better to be unknown and unpredictable and if she asks just ask what youre needed for


woke up cant believe i missed the ars ac stream


fire up the archived video


its NOT the same


nice shes back


flip arse animal anita is live right now and talking to a chad





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wish i was smart enough to like fgo



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sigh shes perfect


isnt that just a standard ethot without the colorful hair


i like how they all look normal and then you have the horned fire succubus from hell on the left typical chuuni


i can see one or two flaws


no you cant


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got a bone looking at that


same theres something sexual about sea life


bought a spy cam


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stupid dog


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nobody posts the dog webm anymore


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might make some coffee


never tried monster before




need some asacoco


sigh mom bought pepsi zero whats the point of sugarwater without the sugar


add your own



feeling unsafe and nervous


no no no dont start


safe under blankie you cant scare me


same something really bad is gonno happen soon


blankie protect me


dont think the blankie will be enough this time sigh


thats only because chris chappell doesnt host the nightly news



having a panic attack


cant have any more cawfee its just raising my anxiety levels


the chang


uh oh


this world is rotten its time to wipe the slate clean


the pisssssssssssssss


feel like screaming as loud as i can


second wave of coronavirus sigh


can feel the corona deep in my lungs


breathe it in


its over for me mom cant stop running around then coming home and NOT washing her hands


how will you spend your final days


watching vtubers and joing


its coming soon now hima containment has failed now we just have to count bodies


crazy how all it took to defeat the norms was a bowl of bat soup


cant believe i would have survived if it wasnt for mom


you wouldnt have made it this far without out mom


found out the freak neighbors are a gay couple


are they poz


wonder how nb is doing through all this mess



get excited when everyone starts going on about how over it is its time to become the main character



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nice doomer


Take care of one aNOTher
Fly safe

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All of us here at CCP


you misunderstand
the current path was the doomed one with NOThing but a rope at the end

this one is going to be the based timeline after all


you there nb


sheep girl


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NOThing based about human suffering


hate how her voice doesnt match her avatar


i just spent 3 decades suffering and the norms considered it based


how so they werent even aware of your existence


it actually does youre just too dumb to see it


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gonno open all these at once


someone stop him hes a madman


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open this one too


those wacky japs


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the kyoani webm


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spam hours brought to you by the raider


the last episode of fate is out


its pastaspam


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gonno snooze


woke up


did you guys hear that trevor died


sigh hope my icelandic mates are safe


good fuck that elitist retard


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charging up my switch




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sigh officially out of blogs


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got the high res hehe


think my switch might NOT be patched


finally i can be as loud as i want
mom is NOT home


eating some ketchup chips



do NOT have a usb type c cable to try and hack me switch sigh


that would be illegal


NOThing illegal about modifying hardware i own the legal rights to


used a command spell to force neetblog to autofellate


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you cant cry over a mobile game adaptation


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that burg is bigger than her head





installed uplay


ya right im NOT falling for that after updog


whats updog


need a big chef angus burger from carls jr hima


youll get infected


dont care ill die happy after eating the big chef angus burger



get the bfc


wonder why japs dont pc game


same reason i dont


why dont you


cant say


the doomer girl was one of the laid off people now she really is doomed


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text her and comfort her nows your chance


nah shes gonno file for unemployment and neet it up on hima


did hima unlock the airport


shes the vfoid spammer


brain is too damaged to do anything other than watch vfoids




yeah text her and confort her you simp


teem hours have begun


NOThing better than taking a few blankie pills and droolstaring at vfoid streams for days


oooog ooooooog


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member when everyone thought iran was going to cause ww3 and we would get drafted and die for the jews but instead china created a superbug and ended society instead


been avoiding mom all day


she lived a good life



sigh neodiscordteenhima


ban you for fucking up the site along with all your chatroom teenfriends bitch





mom has been going out to the store every day and now i have to go with her its over


gave mom a stern talking to after she went to the store yesterday then my sister calls her today and tells her the dollar store close by restocked on toilet paper so she went to the store again today


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hima camelot is too hard


mom said i smell


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have you been showering daily


i showered this morning


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start leveling your eurayle now


oh no no no big bro just said he bought fortnite skins on the mic


anime time


shes only level 20 and np lv 2 sigh


click this every time


ghbjmfhgm hffghgfffffffffff


ghbjmfhgm hffghgfffffffffff


mom can do whatever she wants i dont give a shit about trying to help her anymore her poor judgement is the reason ive had to go through the last 20+ years shes on her own


show some flipping respect


its true


im a gamer i game i game


keep coughing hima its over for me


you should be getting your saber lily to np5 hope you havent given up


can barely stay awake i think im NOT getting enough oxygen


its over


please god kill me


the anticipation is killing me just get it over with


as my good friend hamudi would say its over


who infected you was it mom


told mom no more open mouth kissing until this is over


ill never be able to avoid the norms gonno start praying that i get infected and choke to death in my sleep but i wont be lucky enough to have it happen sigh


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pasted megaskipper


what should i name my animal crosser


are you playing as a boy or a girl


how come i cant change anything later except my gender


the virus has mutated now instead of getting pneumonia you become a birl


what happens to girls that get it


they die


they get a big bone


ill protect all my bros from the virus


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shes just like the cafe girl from always sunny


no let us birlify


sigh guess ill volunteer to get infected


may i have a taste mlady


youre NOT supposed to want to thatll ruin your honor as a man


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mindblowing that people eat from those chocolate fountains that are basically just giant air purifiers for all sorts of dust and hairs and god knows what particles in the guise of fake chocolate NOT to mention retarded kids probably stick their hands in it when no one is looking

i feel like the man that came up with that thing did it purposely to kill off low iq fatnorms


that was ruined long ago


never seen a chocolate fountain


woke up sore and wheezing


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love fondue


never fondued always seemed like some perverse norm eating habit


mom took me to a party her at her friends house with one of these when i was young and i spent a good ten minutes sticking my fingers in the chocolate fountain and licking them clean before doing it again until she caught me and flipped out


sour gsnaps


food is only something that should be eaten in respectful solitude before a glowing rectangle NOT in a gathering of a bunch of middle aged foids cackling over how hot they think some actor half their age is


what about with sexy ladies


norms disgust me


any children on hima today


brad pitt is 56


im a kid at heart


no just a bunch of manbabies sorry


extravagant food is a sin everything needs to be boiled or steamed


repairs at the hima mansion


hate when i look in the mirror and remember that im an adult


only see the cold eyes of a manbaby


what should i take as my starter item in animal crossing


what do you mean theres no starter item


twin humanities






master key


quoted by the national sentinel national file and new york times


its over theres NOT enough time i only have 190000 altrium


sigh its over its flipping over


how long have you stayed indoors
3 weeks for me so far


sigh guess its NOT too bad since you can eventually get saber lily in the friend point summons


went to the pool yesterday but before that it was 2 days




i want angra mainyu hes just like me


wish i was based


could be in the middle of a thai forest at 12am with my upright piano playing beethoven for elephants instead i sit here staring at the glowing rectangle for 16 hours a day


hehe glowing rectangle you guys are so funny


die repost die norm


i game


love how mom knows how thin the walls and floors are so she just starts yelling and expects me to be constantly listening


based yellmom




wonder why im so sleepy is it coronachan sapping my strength


sleep 7 hours but im always tired


sigh its over


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probably wont even get sick but the new great depression will fuck my life up big time we will be in a living hell within 24 months


if only nb came back to discord so i can stop posting on hima


do you hear a buzzing noise at night


your current lives must be pretty great for you all to be so worried over how the world is getting now


why is hima loading slow


its dying



my life is hanging by a thread already its going to get real bad when the economy crashes and the dollar is devalued by 50% or more


its going to be fun like living in a post apocalyptic anime


no its going to be like losing the house and having to quickly pack all your shit up before spending the next few years living in a series of rentals with mom and her pets and spending all day at the employment office after spending the last decade locked in your room jerking off and watching cartoons


oh little manbaby
there wont be an unemployment office by the time this is over

you were an incel which is considered the lowest form of human life you had no hope just some gum stuck on the shoe of late stage capitalism but now you get a fighting chance of making something of this world




says the turbonorm with financial independence employment history a stem degree and drivers license


nose is tingling


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itchy throat


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saw a video about the ps5 why would anyone buy aNOTher one of these paperweights after one game was released for the ps4


norms dont know about pcs


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adoredtv said the consoles are gonno be on the level of a 2080 super that makes them a good deal for this generation


the ps5s ssd sounded pretty good


NOT a good deal if i cant browse hima on it


so i can play one game for the ps5


even the ps4 has a web browser


youd have to be a retard to build a pc now


doomsday is here what should i do in my final days


jerk and jo


when everyones moms are dead were gonno meet up at pensmore mansion and squat in there for the rest of our days


how much does a lobotomy cost


ill do it for free


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fell for the 16gb of ram meme sigh




i fell for the having パソコン-san shit itself every day and freeze for 5 minutes at a time when i leave the hima tab open too long meme instead


it has all the games what are you talking about


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never had this happen to me and i have 8gb


uh oh numbers guy you're about to be done for better get on discord and explain yourself


even the ps3 had a browser in fact i used it one to watch youtube videos in the living room back in the day and even to post on the w before the captcha


sigh sparky loved metan


love neohimacord


i think i have it i feel feverish and fatigued and ive been having a runny nose is this the end


having some siggis dont think its any sweeter but i probably just do NOT remember because i typically buy plain yogurt


normmis coconut


just found out that my regular daily routine is called quarentine


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die norm


its over for hima


hehe hes steamed because he got a ban for discordposting


didnt himako say nb was the only person who made real reports


thought turt said by definition the person who is banning is always the steamed party


im NOT neutral with normblog


you mean didnt pnig say that


you cant prove that pnig was himako


you cant disprove it


i guess well just call it a stalemate then


used to think it was pnig but ive come to terms with himako being a third party


firing up the island


that was eye


how do i know if im the steamed party or NOT


no im steamed because i was banned for >>1046436
pnig level of arrogance and look how that turned out for him


numbers guy btfo


still dont know what a turbo is or how it makes you go faster


did a bunch of yardwork my injured foot hurts


walk it off


theyre two fans joined together with a shaft and exhaust from an engine is forced through one fan causing it to spin so the other fan sucks in air and makes positive pressure so its like having a bigger engine than what it actually is


gonno game it off instead


you should be a teacher youre good at explaining stuff like this


i think when things are really coming down and large portions of the infrastructure like internet and the electrical grid are beginning to fail we need to get together and stream the whole tenchi series


i didn't understand that explanation it just pushes more air


its like a mini airplane propeller


how do i watch a stream if the internet is down


hell yeah


caught a nice wharf roach


an internal combustion engine works by sucking in air and mixing it with a fuel and then exploding it to push on something
if you force more air into it you can add more fuel so youre getting a bigger explosion than you would have had originally


dont mind the net going down but i think ill be flipped if theres no electricity i shouldve stocked up on isekai novels


its gonno be an apocalypse where everyone dies but it turns out only browsing hima made you immune so we all meet up and neet it up together thats my prediction


wheres the food going to come from


dont worry about all that just enjoy the stream


wonder if the numbers guy is okay


mom of course


raging thinking about how only those with the best genetics will be allowed to breed the last girl left on earth


theres unlimited amounts of canned food in supermarkets


the niggers are probably going to go through those in a couple of years


someone has to stack those cans


nah they dont eat vegetables


people have been thanking me daily at work they think im brave or something


canned vegetables yuck


are you wearing a mask while stocking


have they been tipping you


no and no


i actually wouldnt mind wearing a mask but i have a beard and i dont have any and have no idea where to buy them


i wear a n95 when doing yardwork hehe


spend all day watching anime gonno spend all night watching anime love quarantine


i caught a sturgeon hima




wish i could grow a soybeard sigh


its time to don the neetbeard


havent shaved in 10 days


i am the bone of my sword


cant believe nb is a jan while im just a regular poster ive been here longer than him im older im smarter im just a better person its a god damned shame hima god damned shame


almost shaved tonight but accidentally gamed too hard maybe tomorrow will be shave day


is nb actually a jan now


god damned shame


hope so cant think of a better candidate


why NOT pg and onseki are


4/1/2020Complex / Capital Case


the more it gets delayed now the better eventually theyre just going to see it as a waste of resources


my boy pnigger will be able to escape once society collapses and will join us back on hima


pnig has been sentenced to mummification


ban them nb



dont joke about that its humiliating to look like this


love making soyfaces in the mirror


eatin some sausages sauerkraut sourdough toast and grilled tomatoes


froze a charleston chew


love biting into a nice grilled tomato and having it explode in my mouth like a giant cyst


stop eating so much during a quarntine


dont tell him what to do


if i shave the soybeard ill lose the only physical trait besides my penis that makes me identifiable as a man


theres no quarantine here i can do whatever i want


you need to eat as much as you can now while the food is plentiful because soon it will be gone


why would the food be gone


so flipping ugly bros


looks wont matter before long
only survival


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vtubers will survive the chaos


i will protect vtubers with my life


youre probably going to have to kill a lot of norms if you have any intention of surviving in the coming struggle



why am i coughing bros im scared


just a throat tickle no worries


watched this earlier found it extremely annoying


i hate all these retards who do fast food copycat "recipes"


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i have a neetstuble


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im vtubecel NOT idolcel


cant believe this is all it takes to get a taiga gf


shes old and undesirable


she isnt


she is




shes 24 just imagine being that old its pretty much dead


she isnt old


ok im back


spent 3 quartz on mo and got caesar


kill yourself teencord raider


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your scouter must be broken my posts shouldnt be that color


just realized i havent had any rope thoughts in several days
something about being around misery gives me energy hope things get much worse


gameraged a little too hard gonno crack and cool down



should i change my wifi password from the default one


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go to wintertodt noob


hes paste


mom made goulash


never understood the appeal of animal crossing even though i was still a kid when it came out do you just grind and play dress up or what


hope its hungarian goulash


NOT sure its beef and noodles


the time system always made it seem more tedious than similar games as well


feeling sabishii desu


might make the mother of all tmelts in case tuna starts being rationed whos with me


what about the mercury you shouldnt eat too much tuna anyways


stopped eating tuna because of the mercury




just eat some raspberries they take the mercury out of your brain


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eat some of these


found out babylon was a real place


isnt anormal crossing just harvest moon but for teenfoids


ate tuna every single day for years and never got poisoned


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how can there be vegetarians with meat like that around


need to jo now thanks


i am dare i say based


got ambushed while i was making the melt so i had to pull it off the stove early but its still pretty good





didnt know you had to pay online for switch thought nintendo were the good guys


why didnt anyone tell me cofvfefe was a norm meme


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dont talk with your mouth full disgusting little slut


just like when i found out baste and paste were norm memes and NOT hima originals sigh


it was free until fall 2018 ive refused to pay for it in protest


those are both hima original liar


might do the free trial maybe pay five bucks for the month if i dont get bored


love me some good himasugi og memes


heck ya why NOT


oh god oh fuck hima im tripping hard i shouldnt have taken the marijuana candy


dont be a pussy


im gonno die oh my god


the corona has reached my brain


sigh wish mom would let me do marijuana


mom has mary jane cookies in the freezer


fire up the merkabah


call in an anonymous tip


the norms


get that god damned bitch locked up


its the other way around


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hell yeah gonno click this just like i click every other one you post


die norm


only click linus links


why do you keep posting those soy hunter ex hunter vids



never question the actions of a norm


anime time


what a coincidence was watching this right as you posted it


where are you nb


NOThing soy




get on discord i need your help check if my Mic sounds good




post a vocaroo


i need you to tell me if my Mic sounds good in the discord for when we voice tomorrow by we i mean Liam and i


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have yet to find wisp


i ran a red light by accident


im at in n out getting the munchies i got a 4x4 animal style combo


told that tallnorm chad to throw some 7up in my cup no ice


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get on discord nb


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i think i fixed my mic i need someone to tell me if i did


hope you crash into a brick wall and die normsuz


only if you get on discord


had a bad sperm




raid night hima wish me luck


mordred is getting a new costume hima


nice but i still like her armor the most


finished science fell in love so i tried to prove it im crying they really proved it


sigh t-dawg


trevor didnt die


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miss when my brain was still functional enough to let me read books


why didnt humans evolve to have wheels instead of legs


hate the general pessimism of hima


no im serious all you guys ever do is sigh mom this mom that its over crying i hate it


too bad bitch


when i tried to be optimistic no one supported me so im NOT wasting my time


you have to become optimistic on your own


its over


mom is back home soon


you cant let her back in she is contagious


spermed bigly


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get flippin DUG


flippin BOUNCED AT


hima this could be the beginning of the end last week i went too the store and got coughed on so far ive had no symptons but right now its 5:30am i cant sleep and i think i have a light fever im so tired but physically canNOT sleep im hoping this is because i caught a chill earlier and maybe because ive been inside all day every day my immune system is a bit weak so it could just be a cold im also scared i might throw up and this is giving me great anxiety so maybe thats why i cant sleep i dont know im scared hima


start taking garlic its the ultimate natural remedy


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All the other kids at school were mean to me and never invited me to go out with them on the weekends. I am delighted to see the COVID-19 virus spread like the plague. Soon the norms will know the pain of self isolation, pestilence, and despair.


dont think i have garlic i should have stocked on orange juice while i had the chance


why do i keep seeing this


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how is your sense of taste and smell they say thatll pop up first


would rather die than be a nosmell


wish i could cut off my nose and get a new one


What are the other spinoffs I should post this on?


i had a nice sugarwater earlier didnt taste any different as for smell never really been a good smeller so cant really tell

right now my stomach is becoming upset and i cant tell if its because of a virus or because im worrying myself sick but what i do know is that ive never been at the point where its physically impossible for me to fall asleep its going on 7am this is nuts


its over for you


dont say that im scared enough as it is sigh if i could just fall asleep everything would be ok when i wake up


woke up dreamed about babies


take moms funny pills to fall asleep



had a cold for 3 days now but my sense of taste and smell is weak today oh flip


so she wasnt just an arse animal but an arse chimpanzee


if i had to lose one of the five traditional senses it would be smell


youre dead


why NOT touch what are you doing with that


its all in your head


sigh lost my gamer sense


hima is flippant dead


shut upppp


me too


got really dizzy last night but i felt better this morning


I am an elemental spirit summoned up from the land of the dead itself and given one purpose one skill one desire: to Drive


no youre NOT


oh ok



gonno vault over to the land of milk and honey


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no dont do it




are you awake nb the sopranos is starting in 77 minutes




you first


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woke up having a coffee



how come all those asians have flipped up teeth


they dont all get braces as a rite of passage to normhood


made two hambagas


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asian diets are almost entirely composed of mushy foods like rice and fish and they dont have the stigma of perfect teeth like in the west so they dont bother to fix it


sigh limewire


they should it looks awful


does your state have a lot of cases and are you experiencing muscle ache



was too pro for teenwire had to look down on those norms while i populated my hard drive with perfect flac log cue 100% rips from oink


NOThin norm limewire was basted


never ran across any cp in limewire


actually used ares instead of limewire or kazaa since launch


you seeing this beauford


fire up freenet


is freenet aNOTher i2p


god i wish that was me


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why isnt she wearing clothes


why are fat people panicking over starving


gonno hit the convenience store and buy some sugarwater and sugarbread


theyre NOT used to going a day without stuffing their face


why isnt there a vtuber game where you roll for your favorite vtubers



trying to smile more to build up my cheek muscles think i just look crazy


you know


gachas arent games


says who


anyone with a brain


its the most pure form of gaming



nice ars fits in wixoss well


wish i had money to spend on gacha games


mindboggling that theres a vtuber expert on hima


NOThing mindboggling


told mom to buy cookies and she bought digestive cookies


love em


grown men shouldnt eat cookies


theyre good with coffee


loved playing those shit f2p mobile games with that tweak that let you get any in game purchases for free


uh why NOT


what the flip is a digestive cookie




die smartass


hacker owned


digestive cookies have NOThing to do with digestion thats just what they are called


jawline doesnt look that subhuman today crazy how fast i can go from thinking i look like the ugliest cel to walk the earth to becoming delusional and thinking im actually a chadneet wonder if theres some objective way to figure out if im actually as bad as the pics look fine in reflections


shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up


i do that every other day


mom and her friends and the cleaning lady say i look handsome but NOT sure if theyre just saying that to make me feel better or if they just think any male under 50 that isnt obese is handsome


ive also experienced such phenomena


paste overthinker


hey hima hows it travelling


any male under 50 that isnt obese and is over 6 foot 3 with a chiseled body built after years of daily yardwork


just the same old time travel at one second per second


what are you getting at here



roa still has no clothes on!


the cleaning lady got fired over a year ago and no ones ever called me handsome


get a nice hard labor trade job and women will start lining up to marry you


wish i had a flippin job


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its NOT that great dont even spend money it just sits there


need a job need money to consume sigh


fire up thinkorswim its really fun


need to play with roa-chans sweet little kitty


you dont need it you want it


consuming is a biological imperative


sex with roa-chan is a human right


is it illegal to sex retards



feel bad for roa shes completely 100% reflappered


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thats a psycho alright


need roa to give me a slurpjob


so youd prefer ange then


ringo o tabete


wish youd choke on a taco and die


hey cam you there bud


cant play more than 20 min of animal crossing at a time


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back from the store the old guy working there was asleep feel kinda bad for waking him up


thats exactly what the designers intended



ive felt this too its all about the lighting


managed to fall asleep dont feel feverish anymore and managed NOT to throw up or anything so i feel better hopefully that was just because i caught a chill or something regardless i have to distance myself from parents now


why did you pluralize parent


uh haha


i went to bed at the same time as you and just woke up too were synced


hope youre feeling well and NOT sick i might take a nap later


im paste im pasted


according to the cdc one of the symptoms is inability to arouse what does that mean


is that why i havent jod lately corona killed my test


gonno jo to protect myself from the chinese virus


gonno watch dan play bloodborne


getting real bad out there now hima grocery stores are still out of stock delivery services are backed up for weeks and this is gonno last months they think we will run out of hospital beds in 2 weeks


where the flip do you live


its just a flu bro



cant believe out of all the states to live in i end up in the one with the top 3 most cases in the us


the norms made a run on liquor too now its sold out everywhere and all types from blogs to hard alcohol


no wonder everybodys stocking up on tp theyre all joing


even flippin mcdonalds is closed


gonno pour myself a drink


damn good gs25 pea bread hima damn good gonno crack open the kimchi


eyes are dry


no dont youll become tard


ate some 蝙蝠汤


in english chinknorm


hate weebs


hate dweebs


why dont fat people just stop eating for a few weeks why eat food if youre fat


havent done any cardio in weeks and havent gained any weight




back off


why didnt the hong kong flu which killed 100,000 americans affect the economy as greatly as the ccp virus


feel like i just get more fat if i do cardio since i just eat more


its an addiction like gaming


gaming is a lifestyle


does fat turn into muscle


im a gamer i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game i game


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fat turns into sperm


video game player


why wasnt there a gamegirl


girls dont play games no reason to make one simple as that


hate girls


what about roa


roa nanoda


he was a gamer boy she said see ya later boy



they denied me sex


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unhhg armpit




is it too late to become a bmx guy


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went to look for mom and shes out shopping again stupid flipping bitch


hows it so smooth


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if she thinks shes a guy wouldnt she wear something longer


shes a tomboy NOT a tranny


mo chamaaaaaaaa


then die


ironically or


suicide is baste


ill pray for you


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NOT much long till were all on lockdown hima


oni monsters


its the gods damned apocalypse


wish my state was on lockdown


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ilya only weighs 63lbs


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senko here to change my dipe


wonder if i could bench illya


dont even know what benching is


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times like this i wish i wouldnt have watched all the good anime i need something to get my mind off this trying time but i have NOThing


forget everything about any anime a month after i watch it so i can rewatch anything love being tard


can someone stream a nice 2007 anime


reminds me of that girl i flipped she had armpits too


die norm


im no norm they call me neetblog


die norm


go to hell panic think


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just drank a glass of gin and pacemumbled for 50 minutes i need to be euthanized


mindblowing how efficient i am at wasting time


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when youre a neet or otherwise isolated person without immediate access to the internet or something you learn how to use your brain as an entertainment device


i used my mind to game


is that why i pacemumble


hope pnig sees this


he wont


cheek convulses when i try to smile dont think i ever use those muscles


mindblowing that nintendo just sold millions of people a game where you pick up rocks and catch bugs for 60 american dollars


just heard some asians walk past my house speaking their chink language


wish i had a switch


wonder how nintendo gets away with charging people full price for every game even years down the line




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me in japan working on my cold approach


why are jap seals so fat


imagine the shock of chink society who thought for centuries that they were regular humans after finding out that white people exist and theyre dlc skins and NOT stock


love how the far east kingdoms considered westerners to be barbarians as they boil dogs alive and their warriors test the sharpness of their blades on innocent civilians


chinks outnumber everyone else they are the default race


theyre a starter race


picked waste of skin as my starter


never made it past the tutorial


paste hard difficulty speedrunner


goku is my idol


nb please go to discord he wont stop posting here if you dont



opened a video about how croissants are made and immediately closed it when i saw nig hands


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might i have a taste of your milk maam


should i watch lord el melloi ii case files




wait for the blu rays


wonder what hes doing


cant wait for the bds i have to watch something now to get my mind off the disease


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dont know why so much of my disk space has been used up theres like 60gb unaccounted for


its called windows rot




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shes nice but where are the boobies


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anyone wanna troll some 4norms


way ahead of you


fired up rance


mom said shes NOT going to go to work anymore this is bad


just bought winrar


you fool


nb loved winrar


can still taste can still smell can still jo only thing i got is weird body chills hope it doesnt mean anything


open all your 4chan files with winrar and prepare for some ownage


terrified of steganography


the government loves it they can plant cp on anyone they want


why would they want to do that


wonder if the sink meme was real


to deal with dissidents


pedophilia is the authoritarian trump card the moment anyone is associated with it they are instantly viewed as NOT deserving of human rights many citizens would even volunteer to murder them


sigh olga marie


sigh how did society get so lost


are your sinuses blocked


paste darkie


love nb



nb is probably going to ban me now





please dont fucking ban me nb please


watching nioh girl


ban him normblog






mom is setting up her new "home office" in the garage near my weightlifting stuff that ive been too depressed to use for years glad to know that i wasted all that time and now the opportunity has been taken away from me


heard her talking about this a few days ago and was all prepared to convince her to use the spare room i was living in until recently to avoid this exact scenario but she went out and bought a desk while i was asleep until 4pm sigh it really is over having that space and lifting again was my last hope


hate people that make up excuses


throats feeling a little scratchy its over


wheres the excuse i knew it would happen eventually but still prayed it wouldnt if i had been out there consistently this whole time i wouldnt be in this mess to begin with my test would have been high enough to let me rope


sigh is that time of the season hima every seasonal anime is ending and i dont want to finish all of em in a day so i have to wait one day to watch the final episode of everything love post anime depression


never finished an anime before


she gets visited by marine an hour into this


out of sugarwater its time to leave the house gonno get ready


hate people who dont finish anime because they dont want it to end the creators would want you to enjoy it till the end


almost never watch the last episode i simply cant


i hear nb is going to make us pledge to him every morning as the acting manager of hima


only for episodic moe anime right you have to watch the ending of narrative-driven ones


no vtubers streaming sigh


who chair spinning here


simply watch some vtuber vods


its NOT the same if its NOT live


rewatching golden wind


which sound effect girl for next season


cant believe this seasons already over


watch anime through webms posted on hima and imagine the episodes in my head based off of them


your versions are probably much better than reality


book isekai has aNOTher season at least


last 3 seasons sucked


you have depression


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fall 2013...




love how watching anime again makes every season of the year go by faster love love love watching seasonal anime again makes every week more exciting


jashin-chan second season my life has meaning again


nah the amount of normime has increased drastically since 2016


should i have watched more than one episode of sexnorm reviewers


keyser soze


only if you were very bored


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watching kaguya sama love is war so i can watch season 2 on april


hmm aNOTher granblue but with the female protagonist that might be good


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yurine is just like me


are you gonno sperm to bow on head girl


she inherited the freakeye


have had this chair for years still cant tell what the correct height setting is drives me crazy


cant jo to bow on head girl shes too cute


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always set the chairs to as low as possible


what does hakado mean in japanese


why are you asking me


i figured a vfoid worshiper would know japanese or do they expect to learn through osmosis


i just jo to them with the stream muted


learned everything i know through osmosis


It was NOT immediately clear why the man had jumped, though neighbors worried it may have been related to the state’s new regulation around self-isolation amid the coronavirus pandemic.

“You have to be mentally strong to take on isolation."




love how norms cant even handle a week of staying inside without roping


literally NOThing has changed from how ive spent all of my teens and twenties up to this point except everyone around me is acting more crazy than usual and i ccant snack as much


cant think of a way to say the panic and misery of the populace is making me feel stronger that doesnt come off as edgy i am what i am i suppose


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should i click this


its a screamer


its NOT what you think it is


i game


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neet breathing
dance of the blog god




going to stop clicking on vfoid webms


state wasnt shut down yet most businesses just need to reduce employees going to work wish i was one of those sadly i still have to commute


thought walmart would defiantly contact me for a job during this but ive still gotten NOThing dont think getting out of the neet life is an option


my commute is 10 minutes now i love it


usps is probably hiring


die commuter


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know where you got that from


only have my learners permit sigh was suposed to learn to drive and get my real license this year but i didnt make it in time


i commute by bike in the middle of the night


how many renewals


still cant believe anime is a japanese loanword for animation


how is that hard to believe


4channel dot org slash g whats your point


if that means how many learner permits this is my 2nd




just use the bus


driving as a high inhib overthinking paranoid avoidant manbaby is brutal

norms are just mindless drones that just slam on the gas and start chugging beers and texting as soon as they get behind the wheel how can i compete with that


want play warzone but big bro is camping the xbox


getting in life-threatening car accidents due to negligence is like a rite of passage for them if you havent t-boned and killed someone like me while fingerbanging your gf and running a red light the other norms will make fun of you




got my learners permit and never used it then took the driving test and passed hehe


wish i learned to suck dick before i got a bf


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shes a murderous monster


shes a girl


shes sexy and needs to be flipped


she doesnt


wish i was sexy


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lately ive been replaying my entire life in my mind every night hoo boy am i a joke of a human being every single thing from as far back as i can remember has been a mistake and it defiantly didnt change with age


its okay just fire some a nice video game and it wont matter


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its NOT that great



gonno catch some bugs and pickup rocks


had a taste of my pee


you have to put the cans full of piss somewhere out of the way to avoid that


the smell test is also a must


just found a diy recipe in a bottle hima hehe


can someone give me a small loan of a million dollars


i sent that


okayu loves singing the onegai muscle song




guess im stupid


its around the three hour mark of >>1047000


im just a big fat stupid moron oh my god


this guy is watching literal hours of vfoid babble the corona has eaten away at his brain


put a fucking mag in my stupid brain


he must know japanese at least that makes it more tolerable




sigh i just fucking realized im stupid after all these years


end my stupid fucking existence


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coronachan will set us free


the norms are losing their minds over this mandatory isolation but if it goes on for months they will slowly adapt and culture might change to reflect this


spread my brown starfish and fuck me


why dont you ever post the jk gumi


the norms sentenced me to mandatory isolation the day i was born


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shes calculating the chances of losing your virg


woke up think moms tarding out and smashing things downstairs


NOT feeling so good i think i gotta make some cookies to get my energy back


smash stuff with her


mom is getting stir crazy you need to tie her up


she works at a labor heavy manjob shed break my twig arms


nice dadmom


cough cough


everything about life and myself makes me wish for death


if id had a dadmom things would have turned out different


she turns into a normal mom when she gets home NOThing would change


out of whisky


impossible that a mom and son relationship where the son couldnt beat the mother would resemble my own


picked up twigs caught some bugs picked up shells off the beach shook some trees got stung by a wasp phew what a hard days work


turt can subdue his foid handler


pinned her to the ground once a long time ago as a teen but im NOT sure i can do it now then again she has a fused ankle and shes overweight so maybe


die momabuser


his life is that of a dadnorms but without the dad


NOThin abusive


thats gaming NOT working


arrogant nodads


need a father figure to teach me how to be a man


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love her mind control doujin hehe


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never fought my dad


in the days of my youth i was told what it means to be a man


never met my dad but he send me a letter one time


you were supposed to overtake him as the alpha of the pack


found a pic of dad while looking through moms things and raged


love mind controlling sexy ladies and flipping them hard NOThing quite like it


should have been beaten to death as an infant lord knows i deserved it




should have choked on shite in the womb


you should be thankful for the gift of life


you dont poop in the womb



wonder how i won the sperm race



winning the sperm race was the highlight of my life



wish i could rope but it wouldnt change the decades of constant humiliation and embarrassment short of going back in time and aborting myself ive got no way out of this hell


just bits and pieces


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might fire up pixiv myself




got 7th place in warzone dare i say pasted


nice but aris got top 8 on his first try


oh god hima this is it i cant go back and do it over my real life started and ended


just dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong


what happened to fortnite


oh fuck piiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


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calm down


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is this good



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nice aris is playing warzone


that took too long to load


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got a whole lot worse out there now hima huge fines on being near other people


NOT much longer until the norms start rioting


how do i convince mom to buy a gun without sounding too paranoid


its too late for guns you need to get creative


explain to her that the only thing stopping murderers and burglers from breaking in that door is you and your gun