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 No.984138[Last 100 Posts]

blast off


cant wait to post in this one


gonno preload the thread and hope the other ones finished when i wake from my slumber


posting in this one someone said it was 5 posts left


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pizza delivery


i would save her


whys the pizza box made out of steel


ate some pie


never had pie before


oh flip hima my internet is down


love a good steel pie



woke up bleated did NOT molt but did whinny




too many jotabs open wonder which one ill end up sperming to


internet is back hima phew



sigh mustve been terrible hope youre ok


hate spending 10 minutes opening aligning and resizing multiple windows to fit as many images as possible on my monitors only to sperm in 30 seconds and close them all


hehe i do that too sometimes


according to the isp it would take four hours to come back glad they were wrong


liking this new thread hima


was about to ask a question but realized the answer would be no


do you like meatbal marinas subs




why NOT


used to eat one of those every day after school sigh havent had one in over a decade


its a blizzard outside


im sorry praying that a heat wave hits you tomorrow


gonno snooze now


wait no dont its still early


my ilvl is now 387




lets do some mythic+


it died in legion bfa dungeons are too boring and full of trash for esports sigh




NOThin wrong with playin both


classic is boring


did i ever tell you about the mud dream hypothesis


ohhhhhhhhhhh head hurtssssssssssssssssss got a real bad gamerache hima hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy


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arent they a little too fat


those girls arent fat


their skin looks like it could be tighter


bought too many salty snacks hope i dont get a kidney stone


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sigh my dog died today


sigh pastadog



wish i had a two layer lasagna




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mom made some


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gonno wash me sheets


purchased sekiro


feelin like absolute shite


hair of the blog


dead hour


applied for some call center jobs


you cant sink that low


there was a blackout in my town it was nice me and sis were walking around with candles talking about stuff but then the light came back and we just went back to our usual selves on the computer and stuff


you should have tried making a few burgs from scratch in the candle light


why NOT they offer paid training actually a lot of call centers offer paid training think ill just hop from one to the next they dont have to know about each other hehe


think theres a cyst in my thigh might fire up the xacto knife


i thought that once but realised it was just a little bit of schizophrenia passed it off to mom as anxiety


watching some asmongold reacts videos


im asmongoldrager and im about to list all the reasons why asmongold is the worst if you post about him


lets hear it


i will make some oatmeal first


oatmeal is for old people with no teeth


its low fat and fills you up ive lost 30 lbs eating it so far


does it taste good


only if you pour fat and sugar in it


splenda and ground cinnamon


inject sugar into my veins


oatmeal has too many carbs


never figured out what a carb is


it means it tastes good


bought some live clams hima


cook em good they might have hepatitis


already infected with all the clam viruses from eating them raw sorry


applying for jobs is fun just keep hitting the apply button dont give a flip if i got the requirements or NOT theyll figure it out


theyre gurgling hima





love applying for jobs but get a panic attack when they actually call


so tell me your work experience


hope instigator is having a good day


absolutely NOThing fun about it id count it as torture


why NOT its just like the job simulators


love pacing around waiting for the phone to ring


my strategy for avoiding kidney stones is drinking lots of sugar water then downing it off with a bottled water to prevent stones from forming in my kidneys i think its effective


woke up moms making burgs


you have to leave the grilling to the man of the house


never grilled


no you dont



good afternoon i hate women


pasta for breakfast hoo boy


sigh theyre frozen burgs with macaroni and cheese


need some stimulation


how about some clams


ill stimulate you


seafood is gross


applying to riot had to look up what a summoner name is


nb got me on at the water store i start monday


NOThing more degrading than a norm colleague telling me theyll see me next week


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you dont want to work there


ya its a hostile work environment for women


why NOT itll only be for their new fps game


catcha next week buddy


been asked if i have plans for thanksgiving 3 or 4 times as if i have anything to be thankful for stupid norms


they care about you


no they dont theyre trying to powertalk me because they immediately springboard off it as a chance to talk about their own dumb plans


tell them youre going to jerk off all day






feeling sadder than usual


manbaby palate


nah only chinks that grew up with seafood can eat it


white fish and skrimps are ok but too manbaby for the fishy fish like salmon or tuna


hate salmon love tuna love fried fish love shrimps


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whats degrading about it


ohhhh flip hima ohh flippp tried to stab the clams open with a knife and slipped and stabbed my hand hard it wont stop fucking bleeding think i need to go to the hospital for stitches why did god give those braindead clams so much armor


why did mom give a braindead neet a knife


enjoy your mercury poisoning


you are supposed to use tools to open them like ancient man


why did you cut towards your hand


fire up the opioid painkillers hell ya


hehe i lied those dumb clams open right up when you boil them alive gonno feast hard


NOT a single speck of blood on my tp this entire year hima


bleed out my ass so much it smells like blood is that bad


is someone anally snapping you


yeah his cellmate is


wish i had a celmate


you will soon


two to a room in the mansion


sharing a bed right


opened the shite wound


hima should i stream some factorio later tonighte


stream a nice bloodshite instead


NOThing better than a big ole 24 pack of blogweisers to drink the night away gaming factorio and blasting denpa


mom told me to turn down the denpa so i flushed down her insulin


just a few moments ago pnig was happily tarding out comfy in his room blasting denpa and snacking hard now crying scared and losing sleep and considering roping


wonder if he traded in his onaholes for onapoles to prepare


need a nice ~virgin age~ admission


gonno open a caffe in oslo


think i tried the admission but my 5 incher ripped it


think im gonno cry when we hit 1 million


so many years since the death of jp


mindblowing that i was enough of a retard to believe mom when she said people cant see me through the fabric blinds in my room everyone has been watching me jo and post on hima for years its like a flipping shower curtain wish i had the balls to end it


fool youre supposed to tape garbage bags to the windows


why cant i just take the razor and do it already


you cant end it people will see


or get a thick blanket and thumbtacks mines blue


why would you use a razor that would hurt


think it would be easiest to just take a big knife and chop into your wrist diagonally




tried with a bread knife a few weeks ago it was too dull


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that was only a few months ago why did he buy a sexy lady onahole while the feds were on him


might fire up the twisted league i cant miss out on the points for the exclusive outfit


love ken hes so wacky


instead of asking mom you should have closed them and gone outside to check idiot


he had to buy a new one since the old one is sitting in an evidence locker


that method is inefficient and inelegant you should wet aluminum foil and stick it to the window instead


what compels someone to make an offer on 35% of your asking price especially in the first day of listing the item what kind of arrogance is this about to rage hard thinking about it


love when the leaves fall and people on the road can see me in the shitechamber


those stick to the windows and are hard to remove garbage bags are better


get owned kaufnorm



hehe sis is using opera now too


the chinks can now watch her jo through her webcam


hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy


women should be using safari


sis doesnt jo


morning hima i hate women


piled a bunch of dirty clothes and trash on a table in front of the window think that helped


sole itches


got metal blinds in my windows now you can just close em up and its like a bunker


gotta keep the neets safe in a nuke proof bunker


wish i could live in a windowless basement


that would be dangerous


itd be great


what about carbon monoxide poisoning


a good way to go


love radon love carbon monoxide


time to fire up some modern blopfare


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dont get it


why do you post so much tech stuff if you wont even be able to buy it



technorms are a joke





instant karma


thought the presenter was a corean man until she started speaking



holy flip


paste ooger



never seen a bum before are they really crazy


love the old jewish lady bitching about her menorah


bums are paste theyre the original neets


most of them are just lazy norms


why are they called bums


they sit on their bum in the streets


stuffed from all that pasta


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dont think that 75 year old tub of sauce is sanitary




embed spam


love relaxing with a can of soylent and embeds


dink it


i was listening to music and just NOT it sounded like some cotton was pulled out of my ears and all the sudden my sense of hearing got better


and sink it


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hate her


dont remember the last time i heard peter speak japanese


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thought strawberries were supposed to be sweet but theyre actually sour


cute girls


might make a wallpaper out of this


thats why norms dip them in sugar and serve them in cream




windows in my room start at the same height as my knees why the flip did i never NOTice im basically living in a glass box for the amusement of the norms


gonno shower


might buy a telescope so i can peep into peoples windows




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lets feast


ordered a new monitor hope it gets here soon hehe


hope you got a nice 4k 480hz monitor


its only 1440p 165hz


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kitty is snoozing right behind my monitor over the mouse cable like this


never had a 1080p monitor


that is 135 frames more than your eyes can see


cant tell the difference between 720p and 1080p


gonno listen to some sad music and nightwalk


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hate when i feel someones intent to kill focused on me


wish i had a 1440p 144hz monitor instead of a 1080p 75hz normtor



gonno shave tomorrow it stopped growing


wish the collection log worked retroactively got like eight or nine zenyte shards in 600 kc


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in english please


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any good pornographs


dont post things like this it ruins my immersion when i remember you guys are real people


firing up the miku playlist


can sense a great evil emanating from that room


sigh never got the chance to stay there


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im a gamer i game


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is that the candy big boob girl or the magic big boob girl cant tell


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too many chinks too many chinks


refuse to speak with any chinks sorry


miss my friend nguyen


flicked the bean on accident


what happened to the dr nguyen meme


freak stopped posting here


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the freak has more important things to do than humor a bunch of brainless manbabies from his sydney penthouse suite


cant wait to crack open four pints of blogweiser tomorrow in honor of the 4 day weekend


cant wait to spend my 4 day weekend ruminating


anchovy banner


wish to sperm anchovy


wish i was a zoomer


got komugi


got a '16 new years pic of me on my bed with my laptop and hima open


love pretending to be a monster while eating broccoli


holy flip just realized my jaw isnt even symmetric the right side is lower than the left




kitty is snoozing behind the monitor


think my nose is crooked but im NOT sure how NOTiceable it is


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gonno start eating japanese portions


pic freakjaw


what game


youre melting


i meant the banner


sigh nurse witch komugi chan


should i game





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shouldnt it be pizza


gonno jackjo off to the new pokegirl again


sigh mary


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what the flip is supposed to be relaxing about some roast accidentally puncturing your ear drum


knew about ro since its inception but never played it feel like i missed out on something great


love pulling a muscle when i sneeze


there will never be aNOTher experience like ro


it was magical


lets snooze


hope mom dies


dont say that


she ynajed me one too many times


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shes asking for it


asking for what






you know


no i dont what is she asking for




she wants to game




whats wrong with you


woke up and had a nice breakfast


wonder if im gonno get a bone when i rope


most likely


love seeing foids get what's coming to them


die norm


women deserve respect


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hehe won my first fortnite match




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its true i think they match you with kids for your first time


youre about to get matched with the big boys


explored a dungeon on the hima realm


a creeper blew my bridge up


played fornite one time and got 2nd place never played it again


crying remembering those fortnite streams


stepped on a tiny piece of glass


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great the norms are gonno laugh at my dead body too


beautiful girls


arent those boys


anyone want to go see frozen 2 with me and mom


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dont go


turned vsync on


dont know what that does is it a placebo like fps


NOT sure makes things smooth i think


why do norms go out in public when things like this can happen even at a childrens movie


gonno make a tuna sandwich



im a gamer i game simple as that


the norms are stalking me


gangstalking isnt real


it is


could probably get more done if i didnt dwell on the rope every hour


its over anyways the ritual is the only path forward


should have bought a monitor with an adjustable stand


did you get taller


uvula really swollen i dont like it


no but my posture is awful and ive been trying to find the right monitor desk and chair height for years


they dont make those in manlet sizes


my vulva is swollen


its NOT


your what


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would rather be an ugly man than an ugly girl




should i make a blt


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no they contain carcinogens


hima hima the tuna melts are almost ready hb




hate the tunanorm




burning it to a crisp in the microwave gets rid of those right


why would microwaves get rid of carcinogens


hope clam stabber is doing alright


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should have bought one


im a tortured artist


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oops meant to post this


what is your art


just woke up hima a little late but its time for a gaming night


phew the tuna melts were amazing im stuffed


why yes i am indeed a gamer howd you know


i game


im sorry that happened to me a few months ago it sucked


these days i dont even turn the lights on anymore hima i just sit here browsing hima day in and day out in a dark room for days on end


you should go outside and catch some sun


wish you could see these sandwiches hima hoo boy


posted about my uvula once and now everyone is copying me


i posted about mine before you


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gonno watch some vids and snozoe


wait can you keep my company for a few more hours


feel like joing to a nice shota doujin any recommendations


we want more pics



woke back up and shat



phew thats a good one


snooze time


sorry its impossible


no please its only 230 you can stay up aNOTher hour


penis is drooling


tardlaughing hard at the new dota patch whos still playing this shite


are they making it imbalanced


theyre making it retarded


gonno have to watch purges analysis


what do you meaned


you know




these dont work wako cut his back hand


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woah its spraying


crying because these peppermint sticks taste so good


crazy how the best anime are the ones that take place in a world that has no men and whenever theres a men even a single one the whole universe ends up revolving around him flipping hate men


no no non non biyori is ideal the brother is there but hes NOT a sexual threat at all so the girls remain undefiled thats what matters


stop posting australian news or at least post aca


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hate men hate foids was born to destroy


breakfast time


hope you made some covfee with your breakfast



check it out guys


norms made me hate food


hate eating hate shitting hate pissing hate sperming hate drinking hate puking


you love it


norm asked me if i was alright and i said yeah and he said he can never tell and he and aNOTher norm guffawed dont even know what it means but im sure i got mogged in some stupid way



puking and crying


did you eat too many atomic wings


hey 6egg you there bud


im a gamer i game



just want it to end


simple as that


foid told me a chicken wrap thing was like an orgasm in your mouth i hate sexnorms and i hate tortillas


hate foids


whats a mouth orgasm


she was asking you to orgasm in her mouth


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gonno reave some bones


she scooped me food and brought it


what are you doing youre NOT supposed to play male characters in games


only furries and moms play female tauren and i wanted war stomp and the increased melee range


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are you me hehe




paste teenmate what class does zarc play


mage that pic was taken in 06




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mindreaping that all of those squeakers i used to game with have now all grown up and probably have families of their own


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i like your 2006 ui heres my 2019 one which i simplified for classic


die wownorms


what the flipe is wd b3 n1 pd


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why did i use those textures for unitframes and damage meter sigh what was i thinking
i was also tard and and didnt realize bre was better than twin emps sword hehe



mouse wheel down
middle mouse button
numpad 1 which is on mouse
page down which is shift numpad 6 on mouse


you have freak hands just get a gamer mouse


it is a gamer mouse


which one



can someone give me an executive summary on the new dota patch



uh its a corsair scimitar hehe i used to have a naga but razer stuff is shite and breaks every few months so i had a g600 but that eventually stopped clicking


nice hard clicker


im a gamer i game


dont click hard just click a lot


i probably do click hard i just dont NOTice it now that i think about it since people click more in runescape and dont replace mice every year


missed the kill on azuregos gonno jo


owned hordenorm


horde got the kill it was just a different group


gonno join apes


youre supposed to be playing on alliance with asmongold


cat jumped in the water n nailing somethin down there


hate asmongold never got around to listing all the reasons i hate him i jod and snoozed instead and am doing the same but had to stop just to mention that i hate him




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bad human being with low morals and very little empathy who is the embodiment of the sekiro copypasta but preaches reactionary and trending opinions with very little thought or reasoning behind them which gullible twitchteens lap up because hes playing a quirky persona which he hides behind because he is a coward who would get called out on his hypocrisy otherwise and also is incredibly arrogant while pretending to be good at videogames when he isnt and has a legion of followers on reddit which make the game go in an even worse position while he claims hes the only one who knows how to fix wow despite having no credibility or accomplishments

spermed hard to a tard gf wish i had one sigh gonno snooze


just realized the reason im fat is because im short if i were tall and the same weight id be twig


theres no way youre that short unless you think tall is 7ft


death to talls


the ceiling in the hima mansion will be 5ft 11inches tall to prevent talls from entering


nice foot



sent 15 applications and 10 proposals and only 3 replied who knew job searching is so competitive or at least how underwhelming i am


thats a much better rate than i ever got i sent at least 30 applications and only got 1 response and they still turned me down


the system needs to be reversed where the job seeker is worshipped


ive been turned down my whole life


never had a job never applied for a job never graduated highschool just gamed because i am a gamer simple as that


NOT happening after boomers ruined everything


time to put on some touhou tunes and snooze hopefully wont wake up goodnight hima


see you in the next life


post some good touhou arranges


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stupid hair


she should make her thighs thinner


this is about as good as its ever going to get for the job seeker you better hurry before the recession


found my old gba


made a phone call the lady on the other end sounded more tard than me with the uhhs and pauses hehe



kenny normega


maybe she posts here


sweaty but my script was better than hers


im sweatie bye


what do you mean bye


jod went to wash my hands forgot i jod and came bakc to see a huge hairy vagina on my screen that was really something



for a brief moment you could see the world without being clouded by your mindless sexnormism


ate a big gulp


you meant to say drank


dink it


drink it?



havent seen the term squeaker in ten years sigh


and sink it


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i think the dog is on the top left or the top right


slept for 13 hours today thinking of getting back in bed


why do lines in anime have a slight blur to them is that intentional or is it just compression


its in your head


what the flip


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hima invited me to drink for the night in the main hall but i lied and said i was tired so i could lay in bed upstairs alone


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i would cover her with my jacket


time to study some chinese


why would she wear your jacket when its cleraly hot and shes sweating hard


i need to escort her to safety


dont touch her


woke up moms ordering subs


can you tell her to order me one


what kinda subs


turkey bacon


why chicken pizziola of course


wish i hadnt stopped writing down every anime i watch

the NOTebook i kept feels worthless now even if i started again it would be inaccurate and out of order


youre supposed to use a spreadsheet


used to use a text file but then just started using mal


if you use mal youre a norm simple as that


you cant talk about bastedeye ike that


its convenient


time for my daily dose of asmongold


die teen


any good asmon lately




yeah lots



NOT opening that one hes NOT even making an angry rage face


cant believe this


subs and fries are here hima


what the hell i want some


theyre right downstairs go grab some


can you bring it to my door


sorry once i start snacking i snack hard


snack to this


hey hima hows it going hehe



eating some pumpkin seeds it says they have 111% of my daily sodium




should have downloaded more when i was on bakabt


just make your mom pay for crunchyroll


sign up for animebytes


computer was broken for 5 months in 2013 i actually did this


how are you still alive


why didnt you just fix it


i did fix it


never turn off my computer need the soft glow from the rectangle and the hum of the fans to sleep


set my computer to hibernate after two hours hate when it cuts itself off and the speakers pop and it wakes me up and i can no longer get back to sleep because its too quiet so i have to get hit and tap a key on the keyboard so i can resnooze


how come he doesnt like the bloodhound pet its my favorite


its ugly


no its NOT




its terrible i hate it




next time gadget
next time


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i love it


hoo boy did a mythic 2 and got gloves that titanforged up to 445




her legs are so thin its amazing


girls need thick legs like tree trunks


she needs to plump up


no were supposed to reward girls for being thin give them positive reinforcement


never received positive reinforcement


hima gives you positive reinforcement every day


nb hates me


no hima does the exact opposite


that means youre a norm and need to die


you cant just tell someone to die


hate when mom exclaims that im alive whenever i decide to step out of my room


prank her hard by being dead next time


look who came out of the cave


get in were pushing keys all the way to the top today


why do they keep saying that do they think it makes me more likely to leave my room


its a mog




guy saw me with food and he said did you get you some food like hes talking to a baby what the flip


baby got his bottle


im manbaby


norms wonder why they get shot


wish i had a goddamn blodweiser right about now im craving it


mom said im like a child


as if that wasnt bad enough i almost smashed my tray into the wall because i do this weird thing where i push into the sides of things like walls and doorframes as close as i can when passing by someone


i look like a 12 year old


flipped her


makin taters and sausages hima


just ate a triple cheeseburg and cracked a 25 oz cold one


just ate a quadruple cheeseburg and cracks a 40 oz cold one





hima i want to watch hi score girl so im gonno stream it all would you like to join me in my journey and wwatch along




id have to report the stream sorry we must uphold the law


ya hell ya


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please sleep hi score girl


use an rtmp stream


nah ill simply use smashcast


use cytube


love filling up my party with players from ragnaros and quel thalas


die retailnorm


sounds pretty paste to me


so whens the stream starting




been raging hard every day lately hima used to never rage


same but didnt rage today


same but the opposite


raging means youre still alive


been dead for years





dont like the color of that link


Women love being sex workers until they meet a man with thick wrists. Then they're happy being housewives.


what does that means


wheres that stream already


i posted the link on the sb


overheard myself getting talked about sis told mom that she doesnt like making eye contact with me because its like im going to take her soul



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how do i enable dark theme on smashcast


just full screen the stream


i dont wnta to


didnt know this had copyright permission


click theatre mode


phew nice thanks


recognize this narrator from a lot of places



wish to flip the mute girl


dont do it she is autism


already flipped her sorry


never knew about the barrel trick


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me neither


you bastard


episode 2 coming through



streamnorm hours gonno fire up modern blopfare


arino played through all of those sigh




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stopped watching the stream because it made me daydream about having a daughter




she wouldnt be a mute sperg dont worry


sigh no ojou-sama to impress with my subhuman commoner lifestyle




imagine having a cute sexy lady daughter only to find shes been kidnapped by a recently escaped prisoner ped


theyre using the japanese names i thought he meant claw when he first mentioned vega NOT dictator hehe




why are they doing a recap in the third episode


every third episode should have a recap i cant remember it all




whats the sekiro copypasta


You cheated NOT only the game but yourself.

You didn’t grow. You didn’t improve. You took a shortcut and gained NOThing.

You experienced a hollow victory. NOThing was risked and NOThing was gained.

It’s sad you don’t know the difference.


hb virtua fighter


there was a mute girl in middle school NOT sure what was wrong with her maybe she got molested


im a mute


loved gaming the second i got home


hate reading old forum threads and some norm complains about necroing


i am the necroblog


neetblog just opened his warren




are we reading malazan at the hima book club


loved running home after school and getting out of my shell by watching anime and gaming all day


gonno stop here for now




love a good stream


would you really run home what about all the people watching you


cant remember the last time i ran


its time to remove the weighted clothing


always felt like i was the fastest when running even though i was really slow sigh


does the weighted blankie count


tumy hurts hima oh god


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the peds will murder him in prison


the other prisoners hate peds they will protect him


pnig will have his revenge


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wish i had a big forehead


its NOT that great


wonder what its like to be pasted


lets do it




should i watch the magic girl anime


which one theres millions


you know


any terfs





woke up did NOT sigh smiled bleated molted mewed and scuttled instead


do NOT scuttle


something feels seriously off today


posting on hima from the summit of mt logan


hima im getting an anxiety attack because ive wasted my 20s doing NOThing


little late to panic now idiot you should have been doing that when you still had a chance to salvage them



nonono i must still be able to salvage it i still look like im 19 after all


uhhh haha


fire up the asmongold iron man challenge



NOThin better than nightwalking hima NOThin better


what about niggers


heres a touhou song it makes me tarddance


gonno transport a scuttlebug




never got past stage 3 in any touhou


nice tard


always played the tardmode and still couldnt beat any game


cant wait to watch this in bed later


bout to hop into bed myself


scoot over


gonno farm some horsey mounts



you cant post on hima if you havent 1ccd on hard at least once


cant even do normal


normhou is just memorization



have been forced to watch vids on my phone when in bed because of our new layout ill have to buy a monitor or tv and somehow strap it to something that can play youtube vids and mpc without any visual or cable clutter



wonder why there wasnt a goofy big boob girl when i was in school


they dont exist


jiyuna is a flipping retarded manbaby he already got rent scammed out of 12 grand by his beloved japanese hes been living there for no reason at all for years his japanese skills are still garbage he got banned from ever commentating both tekken 7 and CPT games because the japanese fgc scene actually hates him
also got fired out of his english teaching gig all that so he can brag about living in japan while getting owned at every corner what a legend


get a load of this norm expert norm educating us on norms


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miss him


didnt save that one because i didnt get it


die normchinks


love chinks


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chink sexnorm


what is that beast


a gamer





remember getting that game out of a cereal box hehe why dont games come in food anymore


kids kept eating them


today it would cost $60 and rollercoasters would be $5 dlc


thats why you wait for the steam sale


i got age of empires in a cereal box


loved the original age of empires demo they never had those stages in the real game



thought cereal box games were viruses and didnt install them


loved those cds with like 80 flash games and demos that youd get on magazines hehe the 90s were wild


might have to bust out the old shareware disc



went to the store bought a big box of wine and chicken burger supplies saw some pretty nice stuff


heck yeah was it sexy ladies


wish i had burgs and wine


do you drink wine at room temperature or chilled




boiled mashed




recorded a gameplay vid NOT going to post it


wonder if konosuba 3 is gonno be any good


you gotta post it


think im gonno do a story summon hima to try to get nero it might be a waste with all the thanksgiving banners but i need a female saber badly


you cant keep playing gacha games



wait for a rateup


you just want them all to yourself dont you


you need a bulky male


bought a bushcrafting knife


we reject manservants


ate some of the thanksgiving ingredients mom is going to flip sigh


just use bedivere hes beautiful


you fool


bedivere is so cute


why do people speedrun games


they have agp syndrome


anyone else wonder about what it was like to NOT feel pain when something hurts real bad


no cause ive experienced it


do you mean like a clogged nose


that counts too always wonder what it was like before i had a tummy ache or a stuffed nose while i have one


you would be unstoppable if you couldnt feel pain


gonno watch kay and snooze


hows she doing


shes struggling with blighttown


tardlaughing at these videos cant believe everyone in the comments thinks this works


fool it works it contains secret quantum miracle formula frequencies


do they have one for pmb


getting my daily dose of asmongold


have a listen


love reading the comments on these


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those are big we want more


NOT big enough


no theyre perfect just on the top end of acceptable normboobs


hoo boy chinks are steaming hehe


should i watch the magic girl anime


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gross sag hag



NOT as bad as the people who think chemo works


should i watch the magic girl anime


which one



flip you normbed


made some turkey soup




stop telling me to die just because i like to watch my boy


why do you like him


were boycotting amsongold


hes just like me


ended up being too scared to story summon all night sigh its gonno be so long before nero gets a rate up banner though hopefully i get altera at christmas and she can tide me over


are you a filthy norm who manipulates gullible teenmates and panders to current trends and norm culture

just because he has mouldy plates doesnt mean hes like you it just means youre both gross


wish i was asmon hes living the dream


i mold


clamstabber here im making some coffee


woke up hi here making half a dozen eggs


paste 6egg


hes suffering


im suffering



NOT sure if i can understand what hes saying perfectly or im way too zonked out


looked through the black friday ads theres a cool tv at best buy 40 inches store brand non smart 1080p for 130 bucks but id need to find a way to comfortably use it


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sigh first nb now haysuz everyones making it but me


i made it too


the only place im making it is to the ritual


i dont deserve to make it


ill make it to the ritual too


hate when im doing something and mom surprises me with a question im NOT prepared for so i just grunt back at her




missed my only chance to ever flip a girl


theres plenty more dont worry




i dont know but if i did it you can too im a talentless blob of shite with an annoying personality


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dont use the p word


would you date a fat ugly woman if she had an angelic personality


im avoidant ocd schizoid my personality is great


im paranoid avoidant schizoid with ocd depression anxiety and autism


took a brainpill last night to see if maybe the dreams would come back after all this time but all it did was make me sick and i was up at 4am with diarrhea for over a hour
and didnt get a single dream




no thats me im the avoidant schizoid



im avoidant but i have only been neet for 7 years so the schizoid part is still fairly new


i think it might have worked for its intended purpose though i feel a little floaty and havent thought about the rope all day yet but i dont like this sensation i just want those dreams to escape the nightmare


im schizoid on the weekends


have narcolepsy and have crazy dreams sometimes very very nice sometimes pretty bad but mostly weird


im flipping mental


should i watch the magic girl anime


which one


the one being posted here


im schizoid but NOT avoidant


whatever doesnt kill you only makes you


at moms house for thanksgiving no ones here though think im being punkd


have to talk to my cousins and granddad on the phone in a few minutes starting to panic


fire up the facecam



some nice videos for this thanksgiving hopefully jontron uploads too


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NOThing eerie about this other than the music the dumb norm put over it


the music is the eerie part its being played throughout the city and they do that every morning


what do i do with all of these exchange tickets


eat them


im balancing out all the items since i dont know what they do



dont post normtron










honestly if link put on a wig i would snap him


if i ever get into a fight to the death i am defiantly going to be killed in an underhanded way or tricked and have multiple people fight me





its a raid


look who decided to come out of his hole


feel bad for neets that have their houses packed with invaders during the holidays instead of just spending it with mom


dont have invaders and dont talk to mom its quiet as a pindrop here


the only people that come over for thanksgiving are my sister and her husband


why did you allow sis to be taken away from you


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love being ignored even on hima


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paste he reminds me of my old jewish friend gil


everyone is too busy eating turkey


weird how similar chris looks like moot


wonder what the next thing will be because it sure as hell wont be vr


need to find aNOTher imageboard without norms


hope you dont count


im one of the last jp posters left


a dying breed of pureblooded poster


pureblood poster trying to find other normboards


thats NOT difficult to achieve though


trying to avoid normboards where norms post daily about norm videos and norm jobs


head on down to himaduegi


die chad


the net was conquered by the norms in 2013 there is no refuge only subjugation and cultural bastardization such is the fate of the small


might create a new jp spinoff




your smv is higher than mine


wish i had i non zero smv


should have put more points into smv instead of putting everything into int


wordfilter smv to normmv


god rolled my character sheet with d4s


this life would have probably been more fun with some more smv but if i had it then i might have NOT been able to take part in the ritual perhaps it was all predetermined




i can still take part in the ritual i double checked they said it was okay


NOThin norm about NOT wanting to be an ugly freak even your mom wishes she had a handsome son


it means youre a failednorm


ugliness is cruelty


im the ugliest brute on hima sigh




been hungry for 8 hours but too busy gaming to eat now im gonno jo and snooze


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wonder if moot came up with the name


hehe remembered someone talking about a smoothie with snapseed in it and the filters went to that


or something maybe it was oil


love a good gsnapseed and whole wheatgrass smoothie shot


stop eating evil grains


NOThin evil



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epic one /b/ro


2029 is closer than 2009 and youre going to be almost 40


ill still be in my teens


neets dont age


look like an old man but have the mind of a child


had a profound thought


a neet can roll into bed and close their eyes and feel at ease where a norm has to worry about alarms and waking up and i just thought how blessed i am to live a stress free live where closing my eyes brings me that level of joy i am going to snooze goodnight hima


dont understand why norms dont just sleep early so they wont need an alarm


i go to bed at 9 and still need an alarm to wake up at 7 its impossible to wake up early without one


pickled my nose


considering a jo


hate trying to sleep when mom isnt home i constantly fear for my life


same sigh youd never know an intruder broke in


why would you feel safer with some frail old woman in the next room


theyll target her first and give me an opening to escape


gonno bring the computer into the living room and watch a movie with mom


hope its rated g you dont want a sex scene or the acknowledgement of sex


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too big


says there is a naked woman in one scene but i dont remember ever seeing it never knew it was rated r either


too risky find a nice kids movie


thinking about playing a nice horror game should i fire up detention or fatal frame


will be cracking some cold ones after dindin so it doesnt matter


should i shower dont think i have in about a week


no you should wear your neetmusk with pride



ugly 13 cm dick poverty INTJ personality helicopter parenting failed socialization occupational burnout bloated face 182 cm manletcel


just woke up hope everyones having a nice thanksgiving


youre supposed to measure it with a bone its NOT that bad



why do you link this shit why do you think anyone wants to watch some fat guy eat shit


im watchign it so i thought maybe you might like to watch it too


why do his thumbnails always have creepy lighting


he is getting fat


need a girls soft bare soles on my face stat


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just joed to lillie myself


tis the season


hima hows it going im having a cuppa joe
feel like playing some mtg might fire up arena hehe


to let the real motherflippin Gs in


woke up mom was at her friends house so i got ready for a wild neet night but she came home early sigh at least she didnt make me go with her


stream that mtg


maybe i will hehe dont have any new cards just ravnica


started intermittent fasting


you mena you quit snacking all day like a pig


no i am autophaging


youre flipped without all the overpowered throne of eldraine cards


i still snack hard but only between 12 and 8


went downstairs to grab my food mom was using skype talking to a relative and forced me to say hello kept mumbling one word answers trying to slowly work my way out of the kitchen


speak up


hehe mom did that to me earlier too but it was a video call and she just kept putting the camera on me whenever i tried to move it was terrifying


mommy is proud of her big strong manbaby


paste wotc


mom does that to me too


head hurts think im dying


wine time mates whos with me


wine time or whine time


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nice mom


sigh eorzea


wonder if ill ever meet a guy who plays a girl in xiv


mom bought pepsi feeling the burn


chug it


what if i play a female highlander


got called weird


what made you choose that


its a good burn it will clean out your insides


what do you mean


gonno chug drano


no its destroying the good bacteria and harboring the bad bacteria thats NOT a good burn


no such thing as good bacteria


hand was way too tight in that jo feeling sore sigh


paste death grip


goddamn chinks i paid for my motherboard two weeks ago and they still havent shipped it



simply chargeback


ooooh flip forgot to buy beer


but then it will take even longer im just gonno wait


gonno rage if they dont send my monitor tomorrow


is it a 255ghz 4k monitor


its 5k 165thz


dont know what those placebo numbers mean the only thing that matters is resolution


hate 3:2 pulldown panning judder do i need a 144hz


get 24hz


cant see anything past 1024x768


still on 800x600




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is that nice lpc


post some nice pseudoscorpion instead


ped hours


hope ken had a good thanksgiving


ken-sama or boles


theyll both be dead soon




die normsuz


mom bought superfries


sis brought me a bk shake


hate norm raiders


managed to avoid the job subject when confronted with my uncle the food tactic worked just talk about all the food at the table and what your goning to eat ect until he targets someone else


what if he punches your throat


only uncle i interact with is a convict that doesnt care about jobs


my unc is pretty basted he wakes up at 4 am and starts drinking until midnight everyday hehe


paste pastaunc


mans gotta do what a mans gotta do


blimped out big bros had to speak to my living grandparent on the phone but i just set the phone down and walked away while she was talking


he used to have a huge chain of record stores back in the 90s then he sold everything in the early 2000s and hes been neeting it up ever since



gonno stream a draft


gth streamnorm



and now we wait to drop the neetlog


watching cross ange


fries are ready hoooooooooooo boy


great show enjoy


gth latenorm


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die norma


die rudeguy


funny how normas are the opposite of norms


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cant believe this show is about exterminating us


arrogant bitch you cant even properly experience it because you were too busy at the club when it aired


die already teen


my dick is going to properly experience your ass if you arent careful


you die to


i miss dominaria draft


wondering if its `me night or game night


its 'me night


cant believe i lost to this guy


you got owned


eyes are tired might nap


my yamato damashii is revived fire up the flipping 'me bros


syr neetblog the grim


he got lucky


he seems pretty good for limited too bad the red knights are awful


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wipe that smile off your stupid face you little cunt


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hope you guys are having a good indigenous day today


NOT an amerinorm


paste malaybro


guess ill make chicken burgs


thats a sandwich NOT a burg


i disagree


that was fun i guess too bad it takes so long to finish a run


gonno dilate


no dont




never figured out what dilating is some tranny thing


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wish i didnt know



weeping hard


nice toscanorm






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firing up operation mechagon


its NOT even worth doing for 415 pieces`


should i watch that kumiko treasure hunt movie or something else


watch the rebuild movies instead


im doing it for the paste wristband that gives me fire blast charges


ive got a wristband for ya right here


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sexy plumpy



oh my goodness


die norm


gross plumber


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return of the bole



vile whore


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im a gamer i game


simple as that


thinkin about firing up some rimworld or maybe scape


cant believe this is the last thing those poor sexy ladies saw


fire up some blops


its navajo tradition to hang up taco bell gift cards outside their front doors once a year to ward off the bole


need to order a couple of holsteins for the mansion



wonder if they sell baja blast at the commissary


woke up and im a gamer


live and die a gamer the only life for us


havent gamed in months


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gonno game


gonno game too


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whats rimworld


df for the cookie clicker demographic


she did the ed for something 5 years ago but i only recognized her voice from an ed she did 3.5 years ago


any good ops or eds this season



man voice dont click


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whats wrong with that pic whys it green and red


this was much better than the other one


gonno fire up factorio i guess


ore was kabaneri da


meant wa sigh


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we was


stop watching old ops and eds







love anime ops and eds but hate anime


nice quads



sigh anime girls are so beautiful


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no one would draw an ugly anime girl


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think this one is in the vinland ed


aimer is one of those rare singers for me where i like more than one of their songs




didnt himako talk about watching old ops and eds before she roped


and when it comes to bands i can only name one


is it girugamesh


they have mp3 players in prison


they have ps2s if youre in norway


hving a cry



sigh himako


just laughed out loud


love a good LOL


this is almost three years old


okita souji and gilgamesh are the rate up today think shes a saber but nervous about trying is anyone rolling


wasted 5 tickets and got NOThin


sigh im sorry



paste top comment


wish i had a phone so i could fgo


fire up the chinkphone


miss cathedral of eternal night


just download an emulator


thats illegal


this was shite


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shes asking for it


cant disagree with that


did something really stupid making this post to remind myself to stop being a tard tomorrow


where are the black friday deals at


im too retarded for factorio wasted a ton of time and space just to keep things neat and maintain a mainbus


for pc or switch






phew marathoned the first 12 episodes of cross ange hima


thats too much


fired up the frozen lasagna


what can i say im a gamer



maybe i should beg mom for this for my new anime drive


is it possible to watch every anime in existence


never save anime i just watch it and delete it whats the point


i stream my anime


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the abaababbababa girl


sighing hard


pasted normis


what the hell i didnt know she was a womanlet


dont call her that being short is good for girls


sigh wish a vampire would embrace me already it would be pasted


its NOT theyll pass down their shitty genes and create cels


mom is a womanlet but of course she only goes after tallnorms so i ended up being average


moms taller than me


ya but tall girls are ugly and manly


some norwooding twig lankcel was just at the gym watching me bench 335 for reps and he said if i need a spotter let him know i guess he figured hed try to heightmog by announcing his presence

guess he doesnt understand that it doesnt matter how tall you are when youre curled up on the ground writhing in pain


nobody said anything about tall girls they dont have to be tall they just have to NOT be womanlets


love seeing a pathetic womanlet wearing elevator shoes


wish i was a vamp


you cant go to any stores during the day so the only place you can shop is walmart


youd be a sewer dwelling nosferatu


does anyone dress like she does in that pic


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spermed to le millenom girl


30 quartz wasted sigh



no id be a cool tremere


have you tried drinking blood


the gov told me that gives you aids


no it gives you cool vamp powers the government doesnt want a vamp problem on its hands


need a 4am coffee


woke up from me nap need some hair of the dog asap



is that at the start what highschool was like for the norms


have this in my playlist based kabaneri sucks though


kabaneri owned


might order a switch lite


dont do it


but i want to play the pokemon


watching 22 july


you should buy it but boycott poke and play dragon quest 11 or astral chain instead


christmas time



all i want for christmas is to flipping die



gonno move to the pitcairn islands


is caster gil any good


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dont know but hes gonno have a bonus for the christmas event


dont move there its full of peds and vampires


pilled mom on how much of a freak i am by getting her to look at my reflection to break the familiarity bias


dropped babylonia


pasted mobageteens


mindblowing that moms a foid sometimes i imagine if i wasnt her son and she was my age how she would react to me


moms gone out to buy me some coke (zero)


she was never young she was born a 30 year old hag


mom needs to die


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the hima moms circa 1988


mom was already married in 1988


respect your mothers


why hasnt anyone reimagined the imageboard yet


reimagined it as what


NOThing to refine


knocked a bowl off my desk but it did NOT shatter hell yeah


forgot live posting boards existed dont know why anyone would want that


everything is fine the board overheats my cpu and crashes my browser every minute but its fine


as flatlanders we just cant comprehend what the next iteration of imageboards will look like


its time to add upvotes to hima


2020 hima will be insane






makes me think about 2011 where id game all day long listening to the same 200 of my favorite ops that was one of them


demand a kuroneko gf


the next decade of hima


hima generations


you cant watch that video to the end and want a kuronekogf over a kirinogf


what about the childhood friend


flip that psycho bitch


dont try me


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where are her boobs




born too early for sao


never watched sao should i


hell yeah


only watch the first cour


hate the cour meme


its NOT a meme thats how i can efficiently tell you to watch the first half of the first two cour season


been meaning to watch sao for a while too sigh but never got around to it


better really only watch the first cour because some of the later stuff boles hard


sounds like a good stream fire it up tomorrow lets watch


cant stream i dont have an rtx gpu sorry


sao is pasted


so sick of norms why cant i surpass them


because youre weak


mindblowing how hard i can try and still be far below the average norm


didnt get my fire bracers hima sigh 4% drop rate ill never get them


which ones


time to leave my humanity behind



die already wownorms



hate normthusiastic twigs with shirts that say things like i love apis



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wheres clippy


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look who decided to come out of his cave



pumpkin spice chai tea latte time


can someone solve this one for me


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my existence is jo


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the mazoku girl


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the abababbababababa girl


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the mansion


the agp mansion


NOThing worse


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hes got big shoes to fill



the pedonig child



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why cant women make good decisions


wonder how many dozens of children out there are carrying sekis genes


women are retarded and NOT in a good way


im tard


im flapper





am i alone


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hi im here to apply for a room in the mansion


thought that was a young freakeye


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thats what im going to look like after sealing all the cracks around my door and starting up the charcoal grill



post your scores gamers


mom made chicken rice


does it taste like an orgasm in your mouth


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ya love the barbeque flavor






im a gamer i game


firefox is lagging really bad when its NOT focused tried everything cant fix it gonno have to switch to chrome so i can game and hima


fire up qutebrowser



need an orgasm in my mouth


dont understand the ok boomer meme


norms being norms maybe one of the teens will explain it


gonno relax/study


is my penis finished growing


weird how most of the teens complaining about baby boomers have parents that were born in the mid 70s or later


even weirder that my parents were my age before the nes was released


try pulling on it or rubbing it around it gets bigger


you need someone else to pull on it


a sexy ladies right


annoying retard bitch


flipppp flappppp


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she looks like she just saw the bole



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cant believe i spent an hour on this




get a life


i game


it is my life


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you have to take your time i havent once ran out of time im simply too fast always lose with like 40 seconds left


it only gives you ten seconds


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my vamp powers are awakening


just 5 more minutes mom


enjoyed gaming more when mom was a looming threat affecting my game time every minute was precious


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is that what happens when you nightwalk


cant watch scary videos


rikas mom


shes NOT ugly ill take the blowjob


is that a virg hunter she looks like a vamp


shes NOT doing it for the money


what does it feel like to be slurped


you can get much prettier girls for only a little bit more money


nah ill take the milf


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wonder how these guys feel knowing a word they used in one thread became popular with millions of teens and young adults


they just changed one letter from aNOTher forced meme someone else would have done it eventually


zoomers have never seen goatse lemonparty meatspin tubgirl one guy one jar 2 girls 1 cup the internet is too safe now


ridiculous why would someone born in 1995 NOT have seen any of those


those are the reason im mentally scarred zoomers can never become himabros




wonder how many teens rn had their older bro show them that stuff as kids


she is ugly


got a bone


zoomers are 2000 onwards



once got a bone from a girl kneeling next to me to see my computer i dont know if it was my fault or NOT


hated when anime went through that period where everything was blurry


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dont know why they think someone born in 1997 had such a drastically different life to someone born in 1992 they probably both sat around playing wow all day and jerking off


shouldnt have posted that freak is going to be pissed



thats me


wonder why freak hates teens so much


he was bullied by them


we all were


i was the bully


the norms inflicted unspeakable horrors


neetblog shoved me into a locker in high school



aris is streaming


used to sit at the same table as nb during lunch but we never spoke


sat at the far end of the cool kid table with a guy with a facial deformity and a guy that wore a ride the lightning t shirt every day dont think i ever said more than a few words to them


chris made a card game


my entire time in school feels like a feverish nightmare now


you mean christine


weird title


should have been me in 2017


how do you even stream from the top of a mountain do you carry around a satellite dish or something


very long ethernet cable


are ethernet cables any good for roping


mountains are closer to space so they would have better connections there


wish i was good enough at scape to make videos about it


day 2 of my intermittent fasting


intermittent norming


wish mom wouldnt make normkey i hate this bird


never ate turkey how is it


you dont have to be good you just have to record dozens of gbs of gameplay until something impressive happens


its better as a soup


love watching footage of fat men play ancient games


i dont




miss the nb streams


why did pokemon beat digimon


it was better




because nintendo versus literally who


nb never streamed


the obscure underdog toy company bandai



raged at the ugly norm at the beginning of the video and closed it


you cant make fun of paolo he didnt choose to look that way


why didnt i choose to die in the womb




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why is he going to work so late


got me some leftovers just in time for winstons stream


hey hima hows it going woke up real late then showered had a coffee ordered a pizza and weisers and ate with mom hehe





anyone else keeps going to bed a couple of hours later every day until they have to stay up for 24 hours to fix it or is it just me its a never ending cycle


i stopped trying to fix it


sometimes i have to


just drink a bunch of coffee and sleep when you get home


how can norms Drive to work every day and do all sorts of things while ive been sleeping 13 hours a day for the last week and a half


woke up mom ordered pizza as well but shes snoozing and she got more pepsi gonno eat it cold


haha he capitalized drive