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 No.979118[Last 100 Posts]

have a sip


would love to splash some scalding normfee in her face




why is there an extra post on the other thread thats crazy


they were posted in the same second


2496 the ritual is nigh




what the flip


sigh at this rate we wont hit 1 million posts before 2020


shame the last post bullied uli


he clicked submit before seeing that pic it was in reference to the foid


wish i had single eyelids


gonno morph


im a double eyelid norm


its starting again hima


whats starting


the jitters


pasta is simmering



gth grainnorm


shes budding


ate way too much then went to the mall to look for sis a birthday present i was sweating hard and was aching because i tried to hold my stomach in the whole time



love how norms think tiananmen refers to some event and NOT the gate of heavenly peace


this parents look way too american closing this vid


paste eslguy


any good white papers


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and these are neetblogs quarters



im paste im paste im patse im impaste impaste im paste


cant hear anything this whore is saying


urge to purge


feels like there are bugs crawling on me why the flip do norms like this



post some latte



computer is making grinding sounds is it the fan


fan grind sounds different than disk grind


ya its one of the fans just wd40 that flipper


good ol cameron forever the bachelor


mom went to wendys and brought me home a salad sigh this is my new flipping life


woke up drinkin some joe


bored as heck hima


tell her to get you a fofofo next time


cant im losing weight


report her for child abuse


cant imagine NOT eating grains no pizza no burgs no bread no pasta no NOThin what can you even eat


better NOT be any dressing on that salad


NOThing wrong with a diet of boiled chicken


im just doing this diet temporarily once im a twig ill go back to eating burgs but im gonno have to lose 120 lbs first
it had southwest ranch but it was only 2 carbs on the nutrition facts hehe so i let it slide


got the house to myself made chicken and taters


simply do the sv3rige diet i did it for 10 days zero carbs zero vegetables and antinutrients and got visible abs in the morning


but theyd fade after a meal


the raw meat diet turned me into a wolf man


eating cat shit cured my autism


been trying to adjust my desk and monitor to the right position for 2 years posture is getting worse by the day


accept the hunchback


no no you must fix your posture


been hunching since i woke up an hour ago


straightbacks will NOT be allowed in the mansion


time to mine and then craft in the realm


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chuggin a blogweiser whos with me


cracked open a nice cool refreshing pepsi


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finna crack open some soylent


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wonder how tg is doing after all this




watch some longmont potion castle instead


gran mom and sis started talking about dirty things so i scampered upstairs unseen


you shouldnt have left now theyre gonno talk about how youre a gross cel behind your back



dont even know how long ive been wearing the same clothes


you should change at least every other day


clothes dont make the man


yeah sorry for posting that


why did they translate sexy ladycon as pedophile


because thats what sexy ladycons are


NOT true


never apologize


dad brought blogweisers


im sexy ladycon


die dadnorm


NOT norm


but it is awful i didnt even listen to it before posting it



mom said i could get a new camera i have an $800 budget
i should sell my dead one and buy a new video card or sexy lady girlfriend with the money


cameras are pointless nowadays just use your phone


when i was in the 7th grade i got up from my desk and tossed my jacket in the air and as it fell slid my arms through the sleeves and some chink sitting there said "that was stupid" and from that point on my disdain for chinkkind was cemented


i wonder if sexy ladies would actually like drinking tea and eating sweets or if its just a meme


gth phonenorm


why did you just steal my backstory


what happened to pnig didnt his trial happen a couple of days ago



he was taken to sokyoku hill and executed


1/15/2020Complex / Capital Case
1/15/2020Complex / Capital Case


i dont remember most of my life so i just steal memories from others


what does that means


based memory vampire


it means that you are supposed to have a speedy trial but it can be delayed if its labeled as a complex case


why delay the inevitable


there was 58 terabytes of material to go through


cant believe pnig was arrogant enough to NOT encrypt


hes gonno build the mansion with the settlement after the sues the state


been delayed until mid january


told him to use veracrypt he probably skipped my post


wasnt veracrypt compromised


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whats liveomg




really glad that every retarded post i made for 3.5 years was read by some detective because kenneth couldn't stop masturbating to children


why doesnt she just speak


no truecrypt was vulnerable veracrypt isnt


just use bitlocker


no point in encryption when theyll just waterboard you until you give them your key


simply take the plumperpill and delete all that shite



more afraid of niggers and chinks than the feds


veracrypt solves that with plausible deniability


how do you mean


my broken ass still hurts fell last tuesday


missed the fall arc


he is lying


cant believe


having some baked beans


might start playing re4 again


stream stream


stream nowwwwwwww




i dont have it on pc


whats stopping you


have it on the cube ps2 and ps3




loved gaming on my cube in the summer of 04


dont know how to stream wouldnt say anything or play at a high skill level anyway


should i stream saber marionette


die liar




dink it


and sink it



i only fear the high father


i dont respect norms


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forgot to worship p anderson today


isnt there a new mon why are you still posting that bitch


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yeah post the korean girl


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ate my daily apple


NOT the core though right


office woman gave me an apple didnt eat it though


hehe spelled something so poorly google couldnt even figure it out



sorry i accidentally ate part of the core this time


ill pray for you


if you collect the seeds from all your apples youll be able to create a powerful poison


it says i have to eat 200 seeds NOT sure how anyone could do that


its NOT that many


always get a sore throat heavy eyes and a headache when i go without eating junk food for a few hours


you need your sugars and carbs to stay sharp



why NOT just buy a new one is he an idiot


it works perfectly fine why would you get a new one


I bought this Metabo bench grinder because I needed one for my future videos and figured I'd make a video rather than buying a new one


modern technology is better


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hate racists




love firing up dads grinder the sense of power is immense


hope its a chinese grinder


love firing up grindr


hand always vibrates for a while after using the disc grinder


dont like power tools theyre too loud


was too scared to use any of the tools in shop class so i just sat with my head down




i keep some earmuffs in the garage for when i use loud powertools


those wont do anything


lost my hearing once



streaming saber marionette j


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holy flip


mindblowing that girls can simply drink their own milk and never have to eat


men can drink their own milk too


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love a good female extinction event hehe


this is sexist


sigh lime


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hate everyone other than me


going to end it at that station


sick of norms artificially driving up the cost of land with their worthless existences


what makes you NOT a norm



norm is defined as someone who isnt me


love a good norm


is this real and if so why didnt he become a fugitive he had his chance




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forgot what gths even means


when are you gonno build the mansion schematic


pretty sure his trial will get delayed several times its just how the justice system works


gonno attempt a jo


ok now lets talk about alpha 2


it will get delayed until its thrown out and he will get a generous settlement and the key to the city




and a free drink at taco bell


wonder if pnigs still a virg


he didnt have the guts


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little bmws... thats cute


its already been delayed 6 times


die norm


dinners almost ready


sigh life in the mansion


love that scene reminds me of the old days at home




cant believe nb is finally going to be a made man this is it weve made it bros


phew beat muv luv unlimited finally its time to play alternate ive been waiting for this



uh how did you read it already you just started


i was playing it all night and woke up early to play it again i just finished meiyas route


which muv do you luv


go back to extra and reread the sumika route


time to fire up blops 4


cant reject sumika enough


dont get muv luv whats the point in creating such a freaky setting just as the backdrop of your eroge


youre NOT supposed to focus on the pornography


the ero is done is a very tasteful fashion


they add sexnorm shit into vns so they can pull in the retards


and now the end is near and so i face the final curtain


cant cope time to rope


wish i was elegant


i hate sex


sex only exists to make cels feel bad


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im cel




disappointed by how messy this is looked good from the thumbnail


i like the mess hate when i open a pic and it looks computer generated like the new mtg cards


its lazy


looked bad in the thumbnail didnt even open it until you backreferenced it


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hehe nice tardhand


can i emulate the new pokemon


ya just steal a switch from the store


cant believe how bad the new starters are theres NOT a redeeming thing about them


theres a switch emulator but i dont know anything about it


no the water one is sexy


think i could be a master thief if i put my mind to it


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what about a master chief



you need all kinds of files from a switch for the emulator to work never mind


stealing is just physical emulation


so you have to have one to emulate it what the hell


simply download the bios from somewhere dont see why youd need to own one


jo failed hima got bored and gave up


mamas dont let your babies grow up to be neetblogs


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sigh tallnorms


how come mcs in anime are always pussy effeminate teens


it makes their courage and great deeds stand out more


so pussy effeminate teens can identify with them if they made them big and buff only mexicans and pnig would


this guy isnt


hes a gag protagonist


needs to be more anime where the mc is like that so i can identify with them


protagonist cant be like me because hed be a petty villain instead



im a gag protagonist


hate when im at my absolute peak but still below average


you need an engineering degree to get that thing running what happened to downloading a nice znes and firing it up


dont compare yourself to norms


im superior to norms


actually he was designed to be a genderswapped version of tohsaka rin thats why he looks like that


love zsnes


brushed my teeth for the first time in months


dovy is having so much fun with twisted league kinda feel like playing it too now


love rin shes got chutzpah


too scared to brush my tooth


never use yiddish slang on here ever again




hate antisemites


reminds me of bubbe always yelling in yidd


thats cockamamie youre being a shmendrik


this guy is pretty funny





miss when baste ethan made funny videos


would love to see that norm getting btfo but NOT going to listen to him for the time it takes for that to happen


think i got a keylogger


heard there was a stream


who do you think youre calling this guys have some respect


gods damn cat got fleas on my bed


the sound effects and text to voice ruins it though



cant believe high tea is the poor person version and low tea is the rich one



link has star power he should ditch rhett


high tea is based


cant believe how hard link mogs rhett thought it was the other way around until i saw the beardless pic


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love scones


fire up the meat pies and ale


want to get into drinking tea but its too intimidating theres too many types


the tea elitist is gone you are safe to drink lipton here now


which teas do you recommend pnig


breakfast tea is good i would drink it all day if it didnt have caffeine


get a nice 20 year aged earl grey


can i get a nice sexy lady earl grey instead


always wanted to have low tea and sample those cakes from the curate but the nobles keep me down


gonno relax with some jack ma quotes before bed


youre walking on thin ice chink


reconsidering that burrito


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if you view anakin as a realistic character modeled after elliot rodger the prequels become good


hehe thats what i did the last time i watched them


i slaughtered them like animals


dont do this to me


die furfreak


the women and the children too


wonder what happens when a kigfreak needs to piss or shit do they use the womans restroom


starting to think i dont need 30gb of iron maiden flacs anymore


should i get some boiled peanuts


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if one of you showed that pic to me in the mansion and laughed i would laugh too even though i dont understand it


same only find things funny when other people approve of it and laugh


only laugh when my programming calls for it


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spermed to a nice mommy doujin


computer fans just got really loud hima this might be the end


might move to north korea


microcenter time for you


ever suck a penis by accident what do you do after please help


was it your own


yes but also no


you ever have a fresh gsnap


mom said were going to zhongguo next summer


ok i will explain i was blowing raspberries on my dogs tummy like normal but he pushed my head down with his paws the rest is history


why do you have a male dog


people will think im lesbian if i have a girl one


hope freak finishes up that icbm soon so we can properly defend the mansion from the norms


how can you defend it from yourself


sigh i should learn to Drive


learn to sugondese


sugondese what


having some late night folgers


i stick to colcafe since i found i have brown genetics


gonno shave tomorrow cant believe ive embarrassed myself in front of mom for almost 2 months with this pmb soybeard


you better NOT let it grow that long again


im pmb


most of the soy guys pull it off better what a joke


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dont want to get a job dont want to be neet dont want to do anything


classic schizoid


what anime was this


does this count as a ponebone


i look like a real slimeball today


sigh why wasnt i born with high math iq


they should stop talking to that norm if he is going to reveal their secrets


they love the attention


fate grand order


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hate sexist old men


love fat tits


keep wanting to snooze but keep needing to pee


you have diabetes


simply piss yourself



sigh havent got a christmas present in 10 years


have you signed up for the hima secret santa


hima hima


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minddusting that the gentle quiet solitary nerds like youd find on hima that i thought were allies in highschool were actually just mindless sexnorms like the rest all along


why would i be your ally norm


having a nice pbj sandwich


mornin hima had a nice refreshing shower now im having a coffee mom is having a panic attack again hehe


stomach muscles are sore after yesterdays feast


i hated humanity and would have cried of happiness if some norm exploded my hs but i also jod myself to death everyday after getting home


hehe nice ojisan


dont need to jo anymore after discovering heroin


its my wife and its my life


no blood is getting to my brain


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ass is burning shouldnt have eaten those beans


the cold makes me happy i dont know why


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anybody else watching f1



can i have some


still cant believe quin said cuck around chris wilson


pasted quin


wish i was a honorable wk


its NOT your fault women are no longer worthy of chivalry all of those wks only do it because they desire to flip


ok doomer


im a doomer so what


im boomer coomer and doomer




think ill fire up a bond and play some twisted league



woke up whats everypony up to



die coom


damn good milk hima damn good


moms gonno order subs NOT sure what to get yet


you know



NOT clicking that nice try


i clicked it am i gonno get hacked


you already are


its a director guy that wrote for pulp fiction he gave the konosuba movie a 5/5


got no energy left gonno lie down and die



its over


almost mutated that


die speedmog



love chinks they are absolute freaks


gonno do this to my cat


oh flip thought i heard mom crying but she was actually just laughing my mood almost sunked


bought a dozen weisers hima gonno drink with dad


moving tomorrow hima im freaking out


i will purge the chinkkind


love raging about unethical chink food while biting into my fifth double bacon cheeseburger


hate animal worshippers all animals are fair game for feasting


love heading down to the aquarium to spear me some of the highest quality endangered fishes available


cat look like janny


hate when mom deliberately stands an inch away from me and takes a deep whiff then complains that i smell


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why doesnt the freak become a supervillain


prefer the pitbull eating your balls method


wish someone would do this to me




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paste doomer coomer boomer zoomer








watching soylent unboxings


100 percented a game


how many platinum trophies do you have


this is #2


i love memes


only love hima memes NOT normemes


hate memes


they left tomatoes on my sub sigh


take that shite off of there and slice up some of your own


which ones



so far alternative is just unlimited with slight differences hope it gets better later






im a gamer


im a gamer i game


simple as that


she ate a dog too hehe


unbelievable how chinese people are considered human


bh dognorm


dog eating sickos


i game



cant tell what that is by the thumbnail should i click it


its piss


hard skip


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the spaghetti girl



might take the pink pill


hate men that try to deny their pedo nature or act like women only become attractive once they hit 18


baste roastie cope claiming that teengirls are NOT the peak of the female form


love seeing foids squirm in envy


>Seventy-nine of the 80 subjects indicated at least some sexual interest in adult women, and all 80 subjects reported that they had engaged in sexual acts with adult women. Sixteen of the 80 subjects (20%) admitted at least some interest in prepubescent girls, and 3 subjects (4%) admitted to engaging in sexual behavior with them.

>80 subjects

oh nononono and pedcels actually post this study around


wanted a teengf when i was 5 wanted one when i was 15 and wanted one when i was 25


i have never engaged in sexual acts with adult women


imagine taking two classrooms worth of people and making a sweeping assumption of an entire gender or race why are pedcels so stupid


dont even know what sex is


do you think normal men will admit to being attracted to kids or whatever else they asked it crazy enough that 20% admitted it


cam is such a nice guy hes short, sweet and would never touch an underage girl


a girl that is 17 years and 363 days old is a kid even if she started puberty at 10 and flipped a dozen athletes in middle school


how did people figure out how to sex


still havent figured it out


i game


they read japanese pornograph comics


chads have been flipping prime jbs since the dawn of man




read the entire study pedcel they showed them slides of various nude women and measured their bones


sounds fishy i mean you dont just get a bone by looking at a fully clothed woman


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if hima was the lats bastion of the male sex on the planet i would still be the only one rejected


mindblowing that you have about 5 years to flip teengirls and if you miss it thats it


ya i do


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ooooog girl 9 you fine oooog


sigh pnigs hairline is really unfortunate


pnig was the most successful one here and he was the biggest ped


he was a complete fucking loser compared to the two other norms


hes also the one with the most unfortunate luck


had NOThing to do with luck he reaped what he sowed


justice for warosu


simply stop wearing tshirts and cargo shorts and you will lose your virg in no time


never wore shorts since the incident



women are pasted they dont allow freakcels to produce more freaks


how come women dont just cannibalize the freakcels after birth


pasted postwall foids lowering fertility rates and pumping out autism babies


i game




my existence is an abomination against god cant get too specific but i wasnt even supposed to be here


women lose the ability to detect cels when they look at their own son




nah moms know their son is a loser they just dont have any choice but to accept him


why would they need to theyre already finished


mindblowing that if mom could hit a button and go back in time to prevent my birth she would


its NOT hard to detect obvious cels like those with bulging muscles in anime shirts


i would as well




lets watch


what is the average age at which mom gives birth to a cel



teen moms are more likely to be single mothers so probably that



based single mother dooming me to a hellish existence


force the teens to marry and take away the foids right to file for a divorce


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>its the single status of my mother that made me retarded




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die skank apologists


ate a tide pod


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love smoking industrial chemicals


dont understand why people make stupid decisions


he looks like a scumbag


love seeing teens get owned


re4 finished downloading


you were a teen once be considerate


hope you pirated it




spent the entirety of my teen years gaming and snoozing


what about your adult years




i game


have to make some adult decisions tomorrow getting scared


wheres that stream


hate doing adult things




need a poke stream


its for babies


im manbaby


finally have a word for what ive feeling


why dont females get it


had a very stressful day hima now im cracking open a cold one


heck ya


every animal is sad after coitus except the human female and the rooster


dont think ive had anything to drink for a week


hate roosters


NOThing better than punting a rooster 30 yards


who are the two other norms is it momgf and freak


turt and seki


seki has a sub 100 iq so i dont believe that



hes a 7 psl


hate norms


crackin open aNOTher cold one


hooooo boy pizza is coming think im hungry enough to eat 3 slices this time


download xsplit and fire it up


mindbogganing that i could be kissing and flipping a 9 year old child as we speak if my face had a few more millimeters of bone here and there


never had more than 3 slices in a single sitting


sometimes eat almost an entire xl pizza by myself in one sitting and still cant gain weight i curse my twig genes


ate my daily tender rations


why would you want to flip a 9 year old child


i was meant to be a vampire in la serving a prince under the camarilla


peak female beauty


why would a vampire be serving anyone



im NOT even in the top 5 most norm here


youre near the top norm


nah no one here has been as socially rejected as me


die norm


can never tell if im the least norm on hima


you cant survive by yourself and uphold the masquerade without being part of the camarilla its just how it is


you can live in the sewers with your fellow nosferatu


whos the largest hima


they gross me out


see you buddy


could have been a toreador but became a nosfecel baste


particularly doomy and gloomy tonight hima


started wearing my weighted blanky as a cape


is that your training


it lets me train under extreme manbaby conditions


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gotta love arnis


why isnt my stream that popular


do you stream good games are norm games


you need a mic and webcam and you need to speak to the chat and pretend to be their friend


ate first dinner


dont like how the sumika route is being forced as canon i dont agree with this


cant wait for big dinner


yeah that pissed me off about muvluv sumika was the worst girl too


shes an annoying violent idiot i didnt spend all my time courting meiya only to have sumika forced on me what the hell is this




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fired up a burg


im one with the soy


love a good burg


using opera gx


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its chink spyware


i recommend edge beta


unlimited was the meiya route


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dads smoking menthol luckys


its great


mom made spaghetti


ban the dadbrag


men who were raised by single mom should just be forced to transition into women


thought they were transitioning on their own


dink it


dont tell dad about the gay stuff


drank some tap water


hows dad dadbrag but mom NOT mombrag


everyone has a mom


thought everyone was supposed to be a single child raised by a 40yo mother


trev doesnt


nah i have a loving family


im a gods damned gamer pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


what are you gaming tonight sir


if you have a dad your chances of being a norm go up 10x


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what if my dad beats me and calls me gay


drink it


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the shishou girl


how come theres no more smut spams


circumvallated my neetcave moms never getting in now


you what




he surround with or as if with a rampart


gonno circumvallate your ass if you arent careful


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if you did it would be well protected from any potato chefs


NOThin worse than heart eyes




love heart eyes love starry eyes love unusual eyes and rolling eyes hehe


uh oh cracked open a cold one and it froze


love a good unusual_pupils


your the fool now prepare to be destroyed


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nice esl


love a good trev face




miss la nueva t


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senko deserves snap


the okaerinanoja girl


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why are you taking your clothes off


love a nice moist foot


just a tip to you guys if youre going to add birch sugar to soda do it slowly very slowly


why would you need to add sugar to soda


hes an addict


how do i stop eating sugar


simply stop


theres only carbonated water and "natural" flavoring in it


could go for a nice swig of burning cold pepsi right now but i must resist


cant just stop i get the tummy rumblies and the urge to snack


have a nice pepsi max instead


sugar made me cel


rarely consume sugar i sweeten my food with honey


thats for girls


uh oh keep watching pone videos think im becoming a brony


recorded myself checking the keybindings in re4 and even played for a few minutes but i closed it to check the recording and it wouldnt restart

reinstalled it and rebooted twice couldnt even get to the main menu after that first time sigh


ready to take ready to take ready to take out anyone anywhere anyone anywhere anyone anywhere anyone anywhere


i game


forget key bindings and get yourself a dualshock


poured myself a mans drink


NOT a brony but indulge in the ocasional ponebone clop




is it tropicana


enjoyed the first 4 seasons of mlpfim and i wont apologize for it


mans drink like a big glass of cold milk right


love milk


apologize now


milk makes me sick




a nice glass of scotch


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die dannorm


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new vinland


haet this normeme




a goddess we should all feel very lucky to have talked to her


made her laugh once


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beautiful she almost looks otherworldly




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this is what it takes to flip a goddess


milk is a goddess



mom is raising her voice at me


cat tarded out and scratched the hell out of my arm


tell her youre a gamer


kill and eat it


refuse to believe that im stouts inferior im a flipping mentalcel


snap that cats neck and roast that bastard up


leave the cat be its just playing


you have to teach the cat you are the alpha male


love the mentalcel meme
poor delusional fools


his hunter instinct kicked in for a second hes calm now


its true idiot im avoidant schizo


even trevor couldnt woo milk with his positive canthal tilt its over


im avoidant schizo


sigh shes just like me


im taller than trev


any schizoid otaku here


nah if you were attractive you wouldnt be cel no matter what brain problems you have


NOT true



NOT a norm




NOThing says norm like pacemumbling 4 hours a day


im just glad its almost over


its NOT over until its over


cant believe ive tasted formula and cows milk but NOT a drop of human milk


i fed on moms teat


mom breastfed me until i was 3 shes a real freak


hehe suckled on a girls big ol boobs every single day for years


die sexnorm


p anderson said moms that breastfeed cant get pregnant for 2 years wonder if thats true


mom smoked while i was in the womb wonder if that played a part in making me flip upside down and shit myself




lord forgive me for i must clop


post that pone


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the hone



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theres this guy that acts as if he is the oldest of oldfags cause he goes on jp ircs how can he NOT be embarrased


die norm


NOT norm just a humble jpsie


die norm die norm die norm


accidentally inhaled some flea spray



die norms die


i am embarrassed


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the raid is here


love a good raid


dont worry the norms will sleep soon for work tomorrow we just need to endure it for a few more hours


did you guys just feel that


yeah something is off


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should i nap


i dont see how you can nap after a shift like that


what shift



did you NOT feel it just now


you feel it too dont you




might end up becoming an escortcel


i felt it holy flip


are the chinks nuking whats happening



nachos coming back up


they taste better the second time


oh god himaaaaaaas


typed in .org by accident


whats org


took a couple weeks for autofill to stop using org


hk protests are getting more wild hope chris fills me in soon


cant believe those barbaric protesters set an innocent chinese man on fire


hate hk norms they dont know how good they have it


praying for hks last stand


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mom caught me watching a pone vid



same thing happened to me in 2012 and she made so much fun of me


nice dovy gonno watch and snooze


how do i explain to mom what bronies are


show her the jar


eating my chili with a nice endocrine disrupting dollar store plastic spoon


the piss


piss smells rancid one day and then smells like NOThin the next NOT sure why


the pissbottle lifestyle requires total committment if you leave them too long between uses the uncapping is brutal


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little angel


dont want to go to work tomorrow



any good anime ops or eds


simply neet it up


what if mom kicks me out


moms dont kick their sons out they just bluff



im a gamer


on episode 47 myself hehe


how is she doing


i game


her firekeeper got killed


her firekeeper got killed


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the hima mansion


just remembered i never watched the last episode of that


wish i could unleash powerful farts without shitting myself


arrogant double poster


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gonno take a nap im tired as a dog


my life will never be better than it is right now every day it gets worse


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dont understand this pic


the bird is protecting her innocence


oh flip hima oh flip its starting


what the flip did people do all day before the 90s every hobby i can think of involves staring at a screen


bed time


they went outside


loved playing catch with the old man


hate when norms tell me to go outside what is there to do outside anyway


they watched tv and played nintendo


gaming tv movies listening to music reading books and comics thats it thats all ive spent the last 25+ years doing


im on my way to the cinema im starting to sweat on my upper lip just thinking about asking for 1 ticket to the joker


dont do it youll get sent to the cel camp


sounds fun


say hi to robert for me


whew smells like marijuana and theres couples all over the place


they are going to report you


this is kolby g barton of huntington beach ca please ban him


this place is still halfway full this is bs


no im neet b log


die norm


cant believe neetblog became manager of his warehouse within a month of working there truly charismatic



hate normsuz wish he would stay off of hima and stick to normcord


hes been here longer than you teen


no he hasnt


about to bite into my daily apple


hate that teen


why do the norms have more fulfilling lives than me


the sense of fulfillment is an illusion


hate norms hate teens hate raiders hate foids hate


shut the fuck up moron


hate morons


die teen


gonno earlysnooze hima gotta get up bright and early for work tomorrow


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how come no one told me theres a new vanillaware game coming out in a week


theres people commenting this is annoying as hell


probably because it looks horrendous


theres sexy girls thats enough for me


your looksmatch is in aNOTher country


die teen


been thinking about this a lot lately


what conclusion did you come to


that its probably true but being aware of it is meaningless


become the food ranger incel ver



NOT sure what to build next on the hima realm


this movie stinks


get off your phone its rude




the other 200 beaners in the theatre are all doing it too


bastard you made me laugh during a violent scene now theyre starring at me


die norms


he killed his adoptive mother when he said its a comedy NOT a tragedy


baste jester


theres a foid next to me in a blanket she put her shoes on the chair the blanket came off her legs and i can see her legs and thighs i think her ass too


oh boy the stair scene


need to fart but i think it will be too loud and there are people too close for me to spreadmy ass to make it silent


everyone but me is a norm




having a panic attack bros


why is everyone walking behind me


wish i didnt sound like a girl




uhh guy said woah the double huh haha


finished my apple


real life starting tomorrow


fuck you fruitnorm




finished my 2/3 pound burger and 9 jalapeno poppers with my medium hi c fruit punch


burg juice went through the box almost went through the bag hehe juicy boi


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cant believe hima is full of twignorms


i saw 2 white heavy set balding incels at the raising canes sitting on the bench but the canes was closed for their holiday or some bullcrap they were just sitting and talking


never had raising canes whats it like



its really good its juicy and crispy as hell NOT to mention the buttered bread which is so fluffy and savoury i dont really like the fries though i had to dip them in order to be able to eat them


thinking bout playing the lottery




dont sigh near me freak


sorry maam


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heard a really loud noise like glass breaking hima im scared grabed the hammer


phew it was just the recycling bin tipping over in the hall


glad youre safe


a hammer is a poor weapon you need a sword


just get your male dog to attack after you please him


just realized single eyelids is why chinks are good at gaming no peripheral vision to distract them


chinks suck their eyes cant open far enough to tell whats going on in the game thats why they always have tunnel vision in games like dota


ordered some juicy israeli dates


should i get disney+ theres a thing for 12.99 that will give you hulu and disney+ and espn but i dont watch espn but i would watch those other two and hulu is 5.99 and disney is 6.99


there is NOThing you want to watch on those


no we need to support physical media before corporations make everything a subscription


uhh i want to watch zootopia on repeat


sigh being obese is so nice you get to eat burgs every day get to stay warm get extra cushioning but i have to become a twig i just have to


think ill stay on the diet until thanksgiving and then tell mom i have no choice but to eat thanksgiving off the diet and then ill go all out with burg locations for the next few days before restarting the diet hehe maybe i can do the same thing on christmas too


dont understand why norms pay for these normscriptions when you can download everything for free


good idea gonno make some burgs


homemade burgs are kinda gross the real magic happens at fast food


havent had fast food in 2 years


yes downloas thousands of titles instead of having them readily available at a super low price yea goy waste thousands of hours instead of just paying a small fee hmm yes your time is better spent waiting


it takes less than a minute to download 10 gigs


ban anyone that isnt on dial up


loved having to go offline so mom could use the phone



die teen NOT every one needs internet 24 hours a day 7 days a week or have the money to pay for it


if you have 1 nintendo switch can you still play with more than 1 person or i mean like connect more than 1 controller


hima help i didnt look at my feet for months and havent showered either i always have them in my slippers now theres so much rough skin and its yellow and everything is it over


thats just fungus avoid wearing the slipping in warm weather dumbass let your feet breath


wear crocs indoors


you cant wear anything just soak your feet in hydrogen peroxide and warm water for 10 minutes a day and let them breath for the rest of the day avoid shoes and socks if you can


nice tardfoot


NOT gonno walk barefoot my feet will get dirty



clean your house pig boy


back to the ol grind




how the flip are you able to do it


i know that the ritual will soon lead me to salvation


love working for other men


i got a ritual for you to do right here just open wide and start sucking


cant imagine being able to live alone or Drive or work sigh why cant i just stay a pmb forever




wish i was european seems so quiet and calm


crying for those that will be left behind


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growing horns


miss being immersed in otaku culture think the last year i regularly watched anime was 2016


havent kept track of japanese music or manga havent used pixiv havent followed figurines or doujinshi havent opened anki in years think this is it


flip jap culture im a white culture otaku


how are you going to get a weebgf then


let myself think too much and destroyed my last method of escaping reality all i had was my yamato damashii and now its gone




raged and called my gf a norm after she tried propositioning me for sex


gonno coffee shit shower shave brush floss


there isnt enough time left to gather knowledge the web will be locked down in only a year or two and everything will be inaccessible we just dont have enough flipping time bros


the internet will improve ten fold as soon as we lock out the third worlders


its over the norms will take away everything they want us to suffer


classic paranoid schizotypal


been reading a lot of pinkpill stuff now i hate men


at work hima really want to get some water but scared someone might talk to me in the break room


just be a weirdo and ignore them if they talk to you


tried that once and they started making weird faces at me


stop caring about what they think


tried that too but cant its one of my remaining weaknesses


woke up


went to get car inspected planning on sitting and waiting up to 3 hours but the guy said how boutcha come back at 7:30am and i said ok sure sigh i am too easily persuaded


should have studied your small talk flash cards


any twigs ever punched additional holes in a belt


never smalltalked in my life


how do you expect to get a neetcut without making smalltalk


im a gamer i game im a gamer i game i game


got denied for the amazon card because no credit history its like job searching all over again how am i going to get a credit history without a credit card


told you fool
the jews are wise to what youre trying


always get my hair cut by chinks so i dont have to talk to them


no hair cutting chinks around here


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how come i got approved then






love my credit card ive got $80 cashback saved up and its helped my score so i can help buy the mansion


how are you gonno buy the mansion with $80


shrewd negotiating


keep on keeping on


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sigh it went down a little




because i went over 30% of my credit cards limit for the best score you should keep it at around 25%


mines at 70%


think my social credit score went down


never used a credit card in my life


use moms credit card all the time hehe


playing solitaire at work hehe


woke up with foot pain from my weighted blanket


how do i play the lottery



love weighted blankets


whenever the blanket isnt on me it feels like a big rock is in my bed


should i buy a weighted blankie


heck ya


holy flip


boss got fired


its NOT ww3 its cold war 2



scared me dont ever post something like this ever again




im pussy manbaby


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love boomer humor


no more nagging wife



chicken taters for breakfast




used to drink from the hose all the time as a kid


whyd you stop


it was ruining my pineal gland


baste cia agents


love the rush of playing solitaire and blogging at work while pretending to work



finished my chicken taters gonno find something to eat


gonno apply to valve


damn chinamen


raged made some chicken


mom yellnormed me for something that was NOT my fault


call her a norm and tell her to die





tried explaining norms to mom and she said i have brain issues


wish i could speak to mom without her yelling or berating me in some way


love the chinks and how they arent held back by ethics


NOThin worse


phew hima long hard day gamin at work about to clock out and head home


chinks own norms but they also stomp their boot into the faces of schizoid cel manbabies they are indiscriminate


NOThin worse


ill take chinks over norms


they are norms


chinks are norms


NOThin norn




they are


chinks are actually more norm than normal because they are utterly obsessed with status
if you disagree with this you are a chink worshiping norm


yeah i worship chinks so what




die norm


im chink


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norms hate chinks


they dont


have you NOT seen them talking about hong kong recently


god awful day hima the drive thru was closed so i had to order inside legs started shaking and i started stammering and misspeaking trying to order the girls behind me were smirking


they were smirking as they whispered about how cute that guy ordering was


hope you didnt eat what you ordered



got it to go ate in the car while mom drove told her i deserve death and all those girls thought so too


foo foo foo mi mi mi


be kind to yourself


fedex sent me a check for that one day i worked


what are you going to spend it on


heh i never remember names nor do i care to make it a point to start i simply never call that person by name


there is power in a name


dont think ive used anyones name in years


just got home did tons of norm shite today


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sigh ken should be playing pokemon right about now


he should be strapped to an electric chair and fried harder than a kfc chicken bucket


any good videos on gutter oil


NOThing i cant bring myself to care about money


theres always food pretty much of all my money goes towards food


woke it up hi


stopped eating


wonder if shes had her first kiss yet hehe maybe if i send her some money i can be her first


disgusting whore


gran was supposed to call me today but she didnt



cant imagine anyone giving a single shit about a vr prequel game starring the female sidekick from the game that was never finished


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real funny


machap was 5'3" 286lbs wow


eating a burg


its all downhill from here hope my bros are hanging in there


bought jedi fallen order


cant wait for the stock market crash its coming hima


dont do it refund it






made 5 dollars on the stock market once


was that on your 1 share of amd


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gone fishing



that 12 year old could probably crush my skull


hehe wonder if its time to pick up fishing


if you dont have a license dont bother i only went once after i bought all the poles and stuff because mom didnt want to get up at 5 am to drive me


mindblowing i can catch the king of the ocean with a shrimp on the end of a stick


my grandpa used to be a big fisher but when he died my aunt sold all of his rods sigh


need money but dont want a job


its time for that


any jobs where i can do NOThing and just wallstare


yeah all of them you just need to get a piece of paper first that says to pay you for wallstaring


how do i get that


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mindblowing that you can be paid to do this




crazy to think billions of years of evolution end with me


think i was japanese in my past life


should i go on a snap tour


cant believe ive been ooged into existence without my consent


gonno call rebecca


keep making the foolish mistake of drinking a big glass of water before snoozing


love waking up with a bladder bomb


thats what the bucket is for


you mean the dipe



too pmb to survive in this world


urge to kill all norms


ya well you wont


paste beauford


ya ok watch


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the ababa norm


havent watched the last episodes of eight different shows


same hate saying goodbye to all the characters would rather just NOT watch the last episode so it lasts forever


say goodbye to your friends


think its time sigh


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the abababa girl




the ababababa girl


its a spam


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post the uhya girl




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sigh meant to type paste


hima im on my paid leave but i still had to go to the office today for some urgent stuff sigh and today i moved to a new place it was so much goddamn work my legs are numb but it all ended up working out in the end and mom praised me for being reliable hehe




feel like id be good at working if i had a job all i do is play work simulators anyway


working isnt about results its about being locked in constant mental combat with the norms around you to make them think you are valuable


wish lots of suffering upon you




the kitty is still so scared of the new place i feel bad for her she had a very stressful day


still need to be paid for forklifting in shenmue


the uhya girl


when did norms start photoshopping coalburner tattoos onto anime girls


started seeing it in 2chan ganguro threads a few years ago


you are a norm


nn about some nice manba


love a nice tatted anibabe


gonno masturbate


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paste senk


dink it


denk it and senk it


soy hours


gonno dink and sink my wifes bfs penis




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where do you get sink from he says drink


he normally says sink


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can post how ginko was cuter now that pnig isnt here to ban me


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img aming


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gonno jo


chickens done hima


what is this


the awaawawwawwa girl


time to fire up some modern blopfare


the webm repost arc


the jp arc


no point in webms when you can save a gif


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gifs dont have sound


cooked some captain crunch


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i dont have sound


owned that norm


moms watching public access tv



fired up the netscape navigator


post the awawa dance


firing up the work simulator


just flippan euthanize me


damn good chicken


is it boiled




whats the difference between boiling and broiling


no we need you


boil water
broil direct heat


gonno broil some water until it boils





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should i click that


NOT if you dont want that feel when no gf


pc still NOT set up hima i was going to get a nice pair of speakers but based on my new configuration headphones would be better i think


hope you got the new ryzen 6750x


NOThin worse than headnorms


die nophone


wish i could turn the speakers on but id suffer the same fate as kg boles


havent had speakers since 2012 and even before then i hardly used them


one of my speakers fell off my desk a while back now the sound is all distorted and fuzzy unless i press something against it



you cant truly experience music without a nice pair of speakers i also dislike how headphones isolate you from the rest of the house and i always end up wearing them even when NOThings playing after i get used to it


headphones smell gross and are oily and have dandruff all over them


uh you are supposed to clean them


uh dont we all wear headphones for 16 hours a day


wear them for 24 hours a day


cant wear headphones after a bathe


why NOT


never take my headphones off


any good shows this season




never watched sao is it good


i miss eugeo


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same he was my prince


sigh pnig loved saya


oops i dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong


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nb and me every morning when we leave for work




hooo boy hima just got back from the store bought a weeks worth of nacho supplies and big ol box of wine


what kind of cheese do you buy


gonno watch some teenime




how do you get it on the nachos do you boil it


wish i was smart enough for gachas


you grate it on and then heat the nachos


you need gamblerbrain NOT smarts


you dont understand


i know when to hold em
know when to fold em


love reading nairaland


might make some popcorn


do you want my recipe


bought a maxmoefoe shirt


installed vlc


uninstall it




its bloatware


found a chaos emerald


die twig


new season when


no popcorn left


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stupid breast


i am japanese goblin


i am japanese blogin


made that weird burrito


spat it out this is vile


makin that enormous nacho toppings


mouse has had a broken scroll wheel and double clicking for months but i just cant bring myself to replace it


get a nice gamer mouse itll last until you die


add a mouse to your christmas list


its already a gamer mouse no one gets me christmas presents


always have two mice and two keyboards for that very reason


ive got a second keyboard you know that gray and black hp one that everyone has in case i spill wine on my keyboard while im gaming but NOT a second mouse




you need a nice blue switch mechanical keyboard for optimal gaming


no shit i have a blue switch filco for gaming the hp one is just my backup


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who the hell does this




how do i evaluate variables




in which language






algebra is too hard how do people do this


they dont


cave people in ancient babylon were doing algebra and you cant do it in our age of advanced technology


just leave me alone a**hole


time to make nacho


are you making a singular chip


hope its hot


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too big the bra cant fit


the nachos the nachos the nachos the nachos


eat some doritos instead


Where do they sleep?


thats no bra


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took a big ole chomp outta my apple


love a good mating press


damn good nacho


love nachos love gaming


you have to isolate them variables like to be alone





macro the super core


just be yourself


does anyone want to teach me algebra




no stop posting about it


senko senko senko


oog oog oog


ok how do i learn can you start me from the very beginning i do NOT understand the letters


just pretend the letter is a number thats it


how do you know what the number is for example 3x


x could be any number if 3x = 12 then x is 4 because 3 times 4 is 12




gonno make some homemade cheese


nice curd nerd


ok ok that makes sense thank you so much i will go try again


good luck


its easy


what kind


mit opennormware


i dont know im just gonno pour milk and yeast and hope something good comes out


yeast doesnt make cheese it makes alcohol


what do i need for cheese then


you have to buy special bacteria depending on what kind of cheese you want to make


cant i just scsnap some off the mold in my room




ya well who are you a cheese professional or something NOT gonno buy your special bacteria products when i can use my own for free


okay good luck


what makes your bacteria more special than mine the flipping arrogance


mine make cheese yours make shite


linear algebra guy confused me i have to start over






dont understand why everyone wants to mess with me all i want to do is learn


dont ask me i was placed in tard math



passed all my math classes by using the answers in the back of the book


paste cheater


bought a 16tb hdd


need one of those bad


is it for your """"cheese pizza""""


are you here helpful guy why is this
7+(-2x) equal to this 7-2x dont you have to add the positive and negative numbers


please excuse my dear aunt sally




oh pemdas okay i get it but what about combining them how would that work if theres parenthesis before you can combine the like terms for example 2x+(5y+6x)-6y how would you do it if you need to do the parenthesis first wouldn't you need to solve the ones outside them too


please respond


shut up


ok sorry i wont bother you anymore


got placed in tard math and once the teacher came to our homeroom and tried to make me and my friend stay after school then when she went up the stairs we bolted it for the exit and left hehe


cant believe i couldnt pass calc 1 after three tries but passed discrete on my first try



had a bad dream got snapped by a tranny


your ass is safe now


remember the teacher teaching algebra and i didnt get it nor cared to get it but she made some norm tutor me during class and i asked him what letter meant what and he said it didnt matter they were all just placeholders he probably went back to his friends and snickered about it


baste tards


nah thats understandable


once i opened my third eye math became trivial


cant believe im just a big stupid nuisance everywhere i go


no proof of that


pretty big and stupid myself


wonder if i hadnt been a self hating reflapper my whole life if things would have turned out different


this is proof right here >>982970


gonno activate my die norm self protection and coping mechanism


die norm


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too big


flip i was about to go outside but mom came home unexpectedly now im trapped


you might have caught a disease so its ok


were you pacemumbling


self hatred is redpilled and i mean true hatred NOT zoomer meme hatred




moms making meatloaf but she told me to make my own potatoes




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turning 30 on sunday hima


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its over


are you going to rope


gonno setup the tent and run the generator in there


officefoid accused me of being a gamer


whats wrong with gaming


i aint a flipping soyboy


clearly you are


whats wrong with her breasts


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cant believe the cia executed him


flip cia niggers


the ritual will free us


will the mansion fridge be stocked with yebisu or asahi


sounds like poison whatever the hell that is


there will be no alconorm in the mansion


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gonno have to be the asahi extra dry champ


never forget that old man at the 711 that let me play the prize winning thing and let me win the double whatever you bought prize and instead of getting me the regular brewski like i had bought he brought over the fancy gold brewski if it was me i would have NOT said anything because flip gaijin


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low filesize mp3 skipped


i deserve sex and if a woman wont give it to me ill have to take it by force


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got through getting a haircut without the lady asking me about why im NOT working phew good start today


why NOT cut it yourself


i cant be trusted with complicated tasks id only cut myself


would have been sweating bullets


have been snapping myself for the past 15 years and only just now realized it


youre a monster



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were still going to make it


its over


wonder what the female equivalent of the celjaw would be if the roles were reversed small boobs maybe


this guy is too smart


joining my brothers in the fat 30 year old balding cel gamer camp in less than a week its over


your only choice now is to snap before its too late


you still have a week to set things straight


im scared


born on a leap day so id have to be 120 years old before i become a 30 year doomcel


there is no equivalent any subhuman male would have dozens of orbiters as a girl and wouldnt even realize anything was wrong with his appearance


p anderson married his wife after a week if he can do it you can too


saw so many disgustingly ugly roasties in school over the years every single one had such a massive ego despite having traits that would get you sent to a gas chamber as a man


had i know what the world would be like now i would have tried to get a gf in school so i could have at least experienced pure virgin ptp now theres NOThing left but fat single mothers with tattoos


missed my chance to get a shy meek bookworm high school gf


knew from a very young age that the only way to make it was to get a gf in school but it never happened it was my biggest priority for at least 6 years


what did you do over those 6 years


no big meganegf sigh


stop drooling over asian girls




fantasized about having one


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went home and wallstared why everyone else was flipping sigh


while everyone else was flipping i was mastering the bxr


i was gaming


simple as that


spent all my life gaming and have NOThin to show for it


the norms did this to us


should have gone pro


went to grab more meatloaf mom forgot to turn off one of the stove burners before she left again hope shes NOT going senile already sigh


only played single player games sigh there was no chance of me going pro


its over mom wont last much longer and you will be abandoned by everyone


if hes 30 that means mom is still 67 years young


should have been playing some skill based arcade games instead of rng grinders fool


shes NOT even 60 yet shes just tard


whats up bros


its over


i grind


simple as that


any good new mmos


yeah fire up a job


if i could do jobs with a nice video game controller i would but they all require more than moving my fingers


should i play dragon quest 8


play 11 on your switch



any good jobs for a c sectioned vaccinated formula fed single mother raised 30 year old balding ped avoidant schizoid tard gamer cel with no degree or experience


stack boxes


security only requires a pulse


minimum wage labor wont require a pulse in a few decades


dq9 is great because it plays like an offline mmo


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whats wrong with those circus freaks


the two best game genres mmos and turn based rpgs


simple as that


dink it