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love my smooth diarrhea graphics


hope the worknorms are working hard


im so sick hima its miserable be thankful for your health


im sick too


turned 25


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its over


need a gf


love imagining posting on hima and laughing at my own posts


officially late 20s
its over


im late 20s and im making it


die norms


stop eating sugar and your bitterness will go away


if sugar is bad for you why does it taste so good



dont say that i still look like im 15


mindblowing that i lied about my age playing d2 saying i was 16 when i was in fact 12 now im 25 and have to say im 21 or something



thank you


im an adult baby


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can anyone translate this


took me almost 10 years to memorize kana


watched thousands of hours of anime but still have no flippin idea what they are saying


simply watch dubs instead


in a year i could have conversations in japanese its NOT that hard to learn if you try




kicked myself in the penis putting pants on


owned norm


still havent talked to mom my supplies are holding up and i should be able to last 2 more days as expected


mom caught me jerking it to birls once youre NOT alone


what happened afterwards


why would you expose yourself to mom flipping idiot




feelin kind of sick hima


grab the blankie drink some cough medicine and game the sick away


gonno jo to a nice plumper mommy doujin


gonno drink the whole bottle and make senko real


the mold has found a new home on the cupcakes


hate cupcakes and cupcake icing


consume them take the mold into yourself


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NOT eating it


vore that mold


consume the mold


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cant believe they actually added playable vulpera to wow time to yiff





we were too poor for legos sigh mom had to buy the cheap off brand blocks


im the poorest one here and i still played with regular legos


nice moneybags


the mold was my only friend growing up


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had some lego but NOT a lot and none of the big sets


fryin up a burg


heck ya


nice nojo




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need one of these


hate women hate dogs and hate norms


doggy want flip


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hate service dog norms



ate two croissants


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what are you looking at get back to work


went to go get a bagel out of the fridge and my old friend was there to greet me



pasted molder




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everyone got to work before me and i left before everyone else i dont give a hoot the worst they can do is get bh and complain until i get fired and i simply go find aNOTher job but it would be stupid on their part because i do my job fine i just dont waste 40% of my day yucking it up


its too much effort why do all that when i can just buy a jar of nutella


gamed too hard and shat on the floor hope mom doesnt NOTice


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hate how creepy nice peds are


why NOT simply be a good hard working man who bows in front of his boss


sigh pnig almost got out of the ped meme but it was too late


my shoulders give up first when planking or pushuping how do i fix this


hdd clicked


get stronger shoulders



dump that hdd in the freezer and back that puppy up to a nice quad layer mdisc blueray


stop using rusty spinners


love rust love mold


mom approached the door and left


die speedybit


hey hima im home having a coffee gonno make myself a nice sloppy joe and click on cookies


new hajime no ippo is out hima get in here


its for norms


hate norms


just cummed gonno wash my hands and sleep


we call that a sperm and snooze norm


uncalled for


work and jerk
snack and jack
sperm and snooze
wake and wank


you forgot the most important one


a jerkin jo off





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