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wait until the thread is full arrogantnorm


the teens cant help themselves


sorry i just want to make a thread with thousands of replies


dumb teen


would be better if she was pissing


other thread is already ruined by norms get in here


finished all the pasta and wine


hate norms


this is the one.


just made a livejournal


what is that


just gonno post here no one replies to me anyways


i love you


thanks i love you too


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too fast




get in here




sigh hima


what is it this time


tired of it all


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all life begins with nu and ends with nu
this is the truth! this is my belief!... at least for now


two packages arriving tomorrow need to order more stuff


already maxed out the credit card and got 4 packages back to back now what am i supposed to open


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holy flip


what are you going to do once you cant order more stuff fool


why NOT just steal grans social security check and open hundreds of credit cards with her identity to buy snacks and single bottles of water


dad said i need a watch


get a nice rolex


how bout a nice $10 casio


those are for terrorists




gonno take a shower


gonno concede to the dipes and start using this thread


threw a dip in gonno watch some nime


mindblowing year 3000 is only 81 years away


wouldnt that be 2100




seki never fixed the sb


works for me







made some nachos and what do you know its just a pile of soggy flipping chips i am steaming


based soggychip


love melting some cheese on chips


sb NOW onseki


nice two thread just like the old days


love a good thread war


loved when the nig merged two threads but really just deleted the one he didnt like



mornin hima drinkin some coffee todays the day i get my epic mount


love a good mugful of the ol bean broth



only thing better than drinking the bean broth is the big ole shite you take minutes afterwards


doesnt happen to me


dont get the coffee shits


dont shite anything lately other than hard rocks


scarf down some bananas they always give me lovely poops


ahhhhhhughhhhh brain is doing that thing again


i dont know what that means sorry


eat spoiled burrito for maximum shitting power


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reporting that to your probation officer ken


just had a genius idea need to patent this asap


need a job is there an open position in the water store now


dont get the difference between mental illness and someone just being goofy




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deleted my anime folder


sorry to hear


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hate foids so god damn much


is megumin autistic or just goofy


dont ask difficult questions


end up on their bad side and they treat you like human garbage and you always end up on their bad side


thats what you get for NOT being born a chad your own mother will choose a chad stranger over you


im goofy and autistic


filthy god damn foids


im NOT autism im add ocd and dyslexic




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need a watch for my j*b what do you think of these hima


why do you need a watch


timekeeping is very important


get a nice pocketwatch and overcoat


those are all cool but you can get a solar g shock for pretty cheap on ebay that will last longer and NOT look tiny on your wrist


ive got a bad feel about this scoob


those are all $10 NOT paying $100 for a watch


those are all incel watches


all watches are for incels


watches are for mega norms


norms hate watches they love checking the time on their smart phone


simply create a sundial when you need to check the time


what if its cloudy


time has no meaning on cloudy days


only peds use sundials


watches are a norm status symbol always have been and always will be


dont know how a $10 watch is a status symbol turt can you weigh in


die norm


love my cassius it even has a calculator


love watches


get a nice tag heuer monaco or a seiko 5


i have a seiko 5 diver that i like a lot i put it on zulu band


need a good monospace font consolas sucks


NOTo sans


see you in flipping hell fashionnorms


NOThin worse than fashionorms


i wear the finest of cargo shorts


kitty is snoozing on my lap


i wear sweats and pajamas gaming all day hehe


give kitty a pat for me


ok hehe


teary eyes because im a wage


wish i could be a neet again



thats a mutation


being neet is the only way to live the norms cant get you or hurt you and you can game all day


and then your mom dies




mom isnt going to die before me


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eazy said it and it shall be done


gonno concoct an immortality potion for mom


underpass thank me later


cant believe i ended up tard


simply brainmax


thought i could only max one thing at a time


cant help but envy npcs


just bluescreened


love a good bluescreen


lets all go back to the other thread


no thanks


new jontron was funny




gonno fall asleep to it tonight


never understood the appeal of jontron


mindsynapsing there are people who can find jontron funny


havent laughed in years


my future was pre cancelled in 1991 why am i even here


what does that mean


wait until you see what surprise the ritual has in store for you


tardlaughing remembering turts puppet master post back when pnig got arrested


hehe thought about that one today too and tardlaughed


die brainsyncers




gonno sync my dick into your ass if youre NOT careful


i wanna be a schoolgirl when i grow up


good thing youre a manbaby and will never grow up


wipe my baby butt norm


inhaling lots of black mold hima


got in bed now stomach is sharp paining


love mycotoxicosis


die cia nigger


cant believe pnig terry and billy all died




i was googling black mold just a few hours ago


no you didnt you posted that here


the mould is coming for us hima




no i didnt


made a discovery



im a gamer i game simple as that


what is your discovery


hes a gamer he games simple as that


can feel the mold in my lungs hima


right there deep in the lungs let it end


had the black lung earlier its NOT that bad


did seki ever end up adding the ntr banner


its been a pleasure posting with you all but this is it


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wish i wasnt a slave to my desire to sperm 6 times every day


just had a nice sperm myself actually time to snooze it off


want to snooze for eternity


want to never snooze again it does NOThing but cut into game time and hima posting time


NOThin better than gamin and hima postin


this is it hima this is it


dead hours




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should i watch the ababba girl anime


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sigh longcat


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bored wish there was stuff to do outside tired of gaming but thats all there is


want to go camping and fishing but im poor and tard


fishing used to be the poor mans pasttime now only richnorms can do it


went for a bike ride but there is no where to go so i just went in a circle


NOThin better than casting your line out into a lake or the open sea and taking it all in returning to your camp after a nice long fishing session and cooking that days haul up


crashed on my bike as a shota and fractured my leg then passed the time by using the internet all day and became a fat shut-in neet loser


you can blame whoever bought you the bike for turning you into a monster


wrong you stupid flipper its completely his fault


dislike that guy who refuses to take responsibility for anything and blames his woes on everyone else


its no ones fault accidents happen
remaining a fat shut-in neet loser is his fault though


bought the pole and the license before i remembered i cant drive and dont live near any body of water that was money down the toilet


its NOT his fault that this happened to him


its his fault to let it keep happening


why did i flip my life up like this why WHY WHY WHy


just unflip


wish i wasnt dunning-kruger retard and knew my place in life


too dumb to function


its NOT going to get better


might pick up vaping it seems to kill you much faster than smoking


hell ya


senko senko senko


if anyone flipped their life up bad its me teacher gave me one more chance to get a decent grade but i forgot the homework and panic made it but it was already to late and got my hs diploma with to little grades for collage ugh why


get owned neetbabies


hehe did that too


was once going to fail a class in highschool but the teacher let us make up some of the work we missed so i did that until i got a d and started to leave and she asked why i was leaving and she thought i actually cared to get a good grade dumb foid


colleges let in any tard willing to sign up for 30 years of debt slavery


NOT here have to be competitive


hate foids


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wish i had realized the only way to make it in norm society as a low status male is to be one of these guys


gonno play gameboy games


on your gameboy right


mom sold it back in 2002


too poor for a gameboy or ganeboy color but i had the snes attachment hehe


thats what pnig did and he almost got laid


forgot to have my coffee today and now have a bad headache


ran out of water so couldnt make any coffee


he's gotten laid many times this year


does your anus ever fully heal after prison




gave the school the wrong phone number so they wouldnt be able to call mom hehe lots of gamer hours clocked in as a result




skipped some classes and the teachers didnt even NOTice sigh


someone got the transcripts



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remember when he also took a screenshot of it too


wonder how norms will cope once ai is able to do all jobs better than people


hehe that last jontron vid was basted


i dont think boobies move around that much


dont think ill ever get tired of seeing this


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is that real or was he doing the joker meme


nice explosive racism


whats so funny about racism



wonder if Drive is my favorite movie


is this real


whats so bad about saying nigger


it hurts pnigs feelings


NOT worried too much about hurting the feelings of a child potato chef spending the next 100 years in prison


tardlaughing at walkie talkies wonder what tard thought of that name


innocent until proven guilty



wonder if ill ever be able to flip a sexy lady


loved playing with the walkie talkies what do kids have to play with now


spotted the virg


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hate phones


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flapperlaughing at this pic on wikipedia


nice walkie talkie


the usda is evil


in the hima mansion all conversations will be made with a walkie talkie


think i have breast cancer




thinking about those boobhus


go back there boobnorm


pickin some scabs


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mom made me talk on the phone with some government foids to renew my health insurance had to tell them im neet and live with mom


looks like 3d tree


im currently searching for a new carrer oportunity and cohabiting with a parent



flip those foids i hope they didnt bully


hell yeah


thankfully they just asked yes or no questions but they kept putting me on hold


glad im neet ant


did they ask if you would suck it


guys milk woke up and shes really upset about vape bans and its a shit storm and she cant be silent anymore and this happened right when she woke up


wish i was dumb enough to inhale toxic smoke into my lungs daily


tell amanda that vapes have up to four times more nicotine than regular cigarettes and that its an addiction thats been devastating an entire generation




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you know




she needs to take the dip-pill


love kamiya


he's rude and arrogant




hoo boy hima toasted turkey and swiss with dijon and hotsauce


headache hima the mold is getting to me


can i have some


ya just give me a few hours to digest it


love a nice plateful of scat


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he made it


die scatman john


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i need to touch it


mindblowing that a literal retard was a better employee and more coherent than all of the niggers mcdonalds employs combined


how is that mindblowing thats exactly as math would predict


hope tg is doing alright


burn the coal pay the toll



got my bowl o rice but need a nice video to watch while eating


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need a baja blast edit on that stat


why do japs have a hard time making good toes



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what the flip ota


how do they keep people from sperming on it


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idgi translate it weebs


recognize that theme


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hima meetup


glad vapers are getting btfo


im flip


love a good flip


wish women didnt only pester us for sex


hate when girls stare at my body


mom made pulled pork




pork is haram


its like im 16 but that was over a decade ago i just never moved on in my mind anyone got that feeling


cant believe people are falling for big tobaccos anti vaping propaganda


no because i just spent the past decade drifting in and out of the void so now it feels like im hundreds of years old





doing poorly on eye contact just too tired to even bother anymore


no eyes worth looking at anyways


listening to some video game music


heg ya



wish this was me


the man right


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far sperm warning


no the lady


any good games




spermed to kirby once




mom is cheering because trump is outta here


no way you cant stump the trump


kik is closing


hate politics hate norms hate foids


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its all pnigs fault


where will the peds go now


sigh pnig loved collecting kiks


hopefully for their last meal on death row


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you guys can do this right


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pnigs final meal


who the heck would do that for only 30 dollars


sigh he loved pies


thats a pizza


thats a pizza NOT a pie


disgusting mush pile is what it is


love a good pie


where did all the peds go or was it literally only pnig


it was just a meme no one on hima was actually ped but pnig fell for it


pastaguy has to lay low after the incident


it was just pnig you had to pretend to be ped to NOT get banned


i dont know about you but im looking forward to christmas and seeing all the succulent children dressed up


i mena halloween NOT christmas


are you going to turn them into gyoza to feed to gran


love sexy ladies


you're supposed to love sexy ladies NOT want to snap them


sperming a sexy lady as we speak


want to play a real life animal crossing with hima


ill be the mayor


thats a lot of responsibility you up to the job


got a nice cup of bean juice to cure my caffeine deprived headache


lot of good shows this season why does it have to come to an end


hey hima couldnt read today either sigh


ok done reading the past two threads now this is the only one left


based pnig catching up on the posts he missed


wish i was baste


thinking about joing to the statue pic posted earlier



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what are you looking at foid


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man legs


those are meant to be your legs


the thought of being in a situation like that is too far-fetched for my brain to accept


might prepare the ynaj backup plan incase mom finally snaps


there is no need for a backup we have the ritual


youre depraved


how am i depraved


im a gamer i game


you are a loser you lose


thought everyone jod to statues in ancient times


ya remember reading that people would break into temples at night just to sperm on the statues


sold some 89 apple serial card on ebay put a k-on sticker inside



lets snoze


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make me norm


we need to get ready for aNOTher 10 hour day at work hit the sack everyone


having a hard time snoozing lately




you mena 13 i cant even read


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me on the right


sigh wouldve been a cavecel


nice onion article


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still dont understand how a and b are the same color


movie time hima


what mobie


checks out in gimp


fire up the mobie stream


eorzea was supposed to be it


cant wait to resell my games on steam


dont worry your archeage adventure begins now


uh theyre digital how are you supposed to sell them


how can you sell something you dont own


wouldnt even game if steam didnt exist i just enjoy the steam experience


nice valvedrone


anyone gonno buy code vein


ya since theres a girl with huge boobies


i rented it from gamefly








oh flip oh flip oh flipppp oh hhhh lfikpppfpfpf [pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss




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damn good liter of milk tonight hima damn good


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was going to have a nice tuna sandwich only to find that my nice bread had some nice mold on it


wine time


baste mold making you put down the tuna



do you have an uncensored link?
no, sorry


whats the plan for today bros


he was just joking we all translated it in our heads already


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has she got a disease on her mouth or something


no shes eating anko manjuu if you watched the show youd get the reference




cant believe the seasons already over


love when the season ends hate when the season starts simple as that


guy in my guild said hes a volcel


that was me


im the opposite love watching ep 1 of everything hate saying goodbye to all my girlfriends from the last season


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phew love the way her chest things go up and down


you mean her shirt


animated video game porn could be a lot sexier and less gross


beggars cant be choosers


its made by westerners that only use real porn as a reference so it will never be good


never seen real porn and i make cg game porn so youre wrong


cowering liar


its true


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m'lady and i




need a hug


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getting one of these


whats it do


its just an overpriced phone


how come they dont make flip phones anymore


they do norms always mock me for my $20 flip phone


its like a smartphone except it cant connect to the internet so it doesnt distract you


die flipnorm


love scheduling a flip with my flip phone


it has the same functionality as a dumbphone i can buy at the supermarket for $15 except it costs $300 and looks cool for hipsters


mine connects to the internet and it doesnt distract me


mindblowing that norms can spend all day staring at a tiny phone screen i only pick up the phone when mom calls


gonno make a mug of bean broth


the point is that its designed to do the minimum while still looking presentable at meetings no ones going to care about you taking out your $15 phone while the mudita will actually turn heads


you shouldnt be having your phone out during meetings


oh yeah wouldnt want to embarrass myself at all the meetings i go to haha


how do you expect the phone to make you presentable at meetings when you are wearing a $10 incel terrorist bomb makers watch


it doesnt make a lick of difference theyre still gonno think youre a detestable freak if you dont have the latest iphone


got a ten dollar phone and a thousand dollar watch


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nice harry potter but with ninjas


didnt naruto drop the ninja thing after a while and just become full on magic


found my ninja way


thought i found a nice rika flip animation but it turns out it was just a dumb idolmaster girl


hate rika hate bern


you are a fool


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come on girls give me a hug




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nice kemono nice friend nice panties nice penis nice stroke nice sperm


was gonno jo but mom left alexa on to watch me


tested alexa and she can even hear you whispering in the corner 50 feet away in an acoustically dampening room


based alexa love her and my centrally heated three story home in my gated community


it was NOT my alexa it was aunts


why does norms liking what i like make me so mad


the norms


sirens outside getting nervous


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just get a nokia 3310


hate incels


love it when somebody doesnt talk to you for 1905 days but it was really just a prank and theyre going to talk to you tomorrow


woke up hehe time for some you know what


hell ya love asamakku


guys there were hundreds of wild parrots outside milks work place the other day but you cant really see them but you can hear them


love female who post on /jp/


big cel takeover


how do we stop the incels


we game


simply take away their jobs and internet connections and homes and leave them with NOThing to lose


im a gamer i game simple as that


sick of that post get something new


but im a gamer


simple as that


its time to game hell ya


think i just had a heart attack hima


remember when gamers used to be an endangered species on hima they were almost hunted to extinction now theyre the majority


we couldnt game freely with pnig around


i know its sickening take me back


weve always been gamers and always will be gamers


cant believe pnig was one of the eggmans robots all along


all of the fall season shows look terrible


dickspammer was a gamer like us


if i hadnt locked myself out of my baka bt account i wouldnt have to watch this shite


hey hima


recently realized that i can will myself awake at whichever time i desire


havent watched seasonal anime in the past couple of years might watch the gym one though and there are some that ive missed that i want to watch


it all sucks should have roped by now sigh


thought i was gonno rope by 30


why havent you


once a manbaby always a manbaby


got a job


might be time for the w7 reinstall


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wish that sweaty fat pig was me


shes NOT fat



whats this girl even from anyway






new atelier game




holy flip


vile roastchink would probably get me fired for looking at her


thats how they operate eliminating people like us one by one


shes NOT even wearing clothes


neither am i



the water store


theres no such thing


sigh pnig loved the water store


hes staring at a wall now




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hear prison walls are good for staring


uh whered everyone go


thought i was about to make it but everything is going wrong




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just got home hima warming up the cofvevfe maker


what happened



waiting for an email
its NOT my fault ill tell you that much
guess im destined to game forever


do NOT fret
preparations for the ritual are coming along smoothly


mustve spermed to this vixen dozens of times by now




she was made for sperming


time for a neetcut


love giving the kitty a neetcut


weird how the yardwork posts stopped





he loves it



hate ranting like a lunatic in front of mom but shes too nice to tell me to stfu


shes thinking about chad


just told dad that he might be slightly autistic


hes probably NOT your biological father


why noit


just ordered a pair of these


because he has autism but supposedly has a son and a large number of fathers today have sons that arent actually theirs


baste himadad


This is the eternal kingdom of hima, where dreams can come true. But at what price?


uh why the hell are there no posts


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wish i was a gamer


hate danganormpa


scared to check the email


im a gamer i game


simple as that


accidentally used the unsalted butter on the rice


im fat flip how do i get motivation to become skinny flip im disgusting


NOThing tastes as good as skinny feels


NOT true food tastes really good hehe


simply eat less


whenever you want to go all out just think of how you want to be and tell yourself youll never get there if you eat what you want


die norm


thats what nb did and he flipping made it


miss the neetblob


cant believe nb is in some frathouse basement with a beer in his hand as his gf sits on his lap while they watch the big game with the bros while youre still here posting your dumb im a gamer i game line


having a coffee


what do you have to show for the last 10 years


lots of games completed a legacy of posting on jp and jp spinoffs lots of fun anime watched hehe


raising a scuttlebug


was going to start buying cloned cards online but dont know how to launder the money correctly sigh wish i was black


thats easy just pick a mmo and buy some cash shop items and then sell it for ingame money then sell the ingame money on the black market for real money
the person makes charge backs and gets their money back and the video game company doesnt lose anything and some losers cheating on their game get banned


whats a clone card


thought about that wonder which game has the best cash shop to real money per gold conversion rate along with demand


same as a skimmed credit card



gonno stop consuming media made past 2008


good idea the norms took control in 2007


cleaning out my bookmarks a lot of old dead links in there sigh


woke up hair of the dog


sigh geocities


baste megaupload


love a good rapidshare


scape was the first one i considered but you end up losing about 40% of your money when converting money to bonds to gp to money again


the norms are going to come for you and throw you in prison after holding you in court for a year


wow tokens


beauford you seeing this


its time to get swole


norm raid


3 months left to complete the amagami challenge dont think im gonno make it


i think you failed 10 years ago when that started


theres always next year



weve got to do it this time bros we cant let momgf and nb leave us behind forever


cant believe nb is flipping super hot chicks and basically im flipping stupid


give up already failednorms why dont you understand


wonder if ffxiv guy ever found a bf or gf


cant believe theres a new zombieland


NOThing better than cutting dead skin off your foot with a razor blade


i didnt find anyone that other guy was right eorzea failed me people like us dont deserve anything more than hima


you were supposed to wait for classic


cant wait have to act


just got an incel video in my youtube recommended


they know


cant wait for the google ai to eliminate me with a drone strike


why would they do that


alexa already heard you pacemumbling its over


gonno darkshower


time to receed into my dark corner to lift some weights


your norm corner


its too late to lift weights you need to exercise in the morning


its never too late to lift weights in the dark corner next to the spermsock while you cry


dont understand the spermsock meme


its norm shite


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gonno watch some vids and snooze



you cant snooze


wish i could snooze on command


how come no one posts ugly voice chan anymore


a young mom i met today made me feel normal she didnt make any uncomfortable faces and smiled while talking to me sigh


she wanted flip


she wanted him to step up to the plate


step up to the norm


sigh read that post and wanted to say the step up to the plate thing but a guy beat me to it


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this person tried to unlock your phone


hate the gap between anime seasons as if i need any more reasons to feel bad


feeling a dread coming on


its okay NOThing bad is supposed to happen until saturday


what is it whats happening saturday


the last 29 years have been bad what are you talking about
the ritual is the only thing we can believe in


NOT sure yet but i do know its gonno hit saturday


oh flip


every day im bored out of my mind how to solve


game and game some more


go on an adventure


fire up a nightwalk


tardlaughing imagining this face telling people to die


i dont look like that


love tellin norms to die



sigh the neet guy nightwalker deleted all his videos


good flip that r9knorm


just wanted to be a norm instead i had to be born a youkai



hate hate HATE seeing what anonymous posters look like unless theyre female why would you post this you sick freak


die wk


hate being too 'tistic to NOT assume everyone thinks the same way i do why would you shatter my delusion discordnorm flipper


we dont have to pander to your mental illness


thats NOT really him


dont even associate hima posters with real human beings youre all just disembodied voices


hate discordnorms




seconding that ban


always forget the tards here actually look like tards


next time you tell someone to die you should remember that theyre a real living breathing person with experiences and pleasures and pains just like you


can't distinguish from himaposts and the voices in my head


norms arent worthy of respect



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hairy kitty



just ate a bunch of carrots hope the antinutrients dont kill me


humans were never intended to eat vegetables


gonno eat one each of gods creatures before i die



going to become a high ranking member of INCEL


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dont game dont watch anime dont read dont listen to music just sit in my chair joing and tapping f5 wish i had played a thousand games instead


love gaming


how do i join INCEL


talk to turt
hes a recruitment officer


fire up classic its time for your real life to begin in azeroth


went to pour a glass of milk and mom called me a bum




love milk


make yourself some ovaltine


in like rin


dont understand pokenorms


they should call it roundtine


he used too much peppermint


im a gamer i game simple as that simple as that


went for a little drive NOThing interesting happened wish i had something to blog about


blog about your day


blog about driving your car into on coming traffic


dont listen to that freak


love you guys get over here for a big hug


sorry im male we cant hug


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would never be anywhere near a crowd of norms so thats NOT a problem for me


been to Tokyo's MEGA Don Quijote but didnt uplodad a 360 degree cam


cant decide if komari or nyaruko should be my wife


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my gf


did this song play


gross she has hair



friend said hima is a ped forum is that true oh god oh flip


went to chinkville and got some nabe


order some nice boba tea


memedick !


pooped twice this morning my guts have been thoroughly evacuated


i had some after


should i wake up


did you wake up yet


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my bone is killing me



yep it is flipping over


five supporters... sigh how embarassing


i am one of the ones in warosubro tier


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oh flip its coming up here soon the hima girls big day


oh flip oh flip oh flip pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


ill give her a good sperming for her bday


oh flip




oh god need a hug bros get over here or im gonno lose it


need to calm down blankie isnt working


get the squeezebox


get the sedatives


losing it you dont wanna know what kind of things im gonno post if this goes any further


tell mom to get the iv going


you ever had an iv against your will well i have hima its NOT pretty


it felt good what are you talking about


die big health shill


bed ti9me i love you guys



love a good iv narcotic concoction for the hima tardouts


biblical black persons warning


mom moved us to botswana


thought african nigs hated gays why would they deport p anderson





anime avatar typical


followed neetblog on twitter




guy is paying $300 to edit his halo gameplay was about to apply then i remembered how i hate gaylo


whats to hate


want to work on film or commercials


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what did i miss


retweet from ihateniggers1488




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paste darklurkers


dont get why hating niggers is even politically correct why would you fault someone for hating a group of people that are statistically more likely to rob you and theyre often loud and annoying in public


die pol


meant incorrect


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racism is literal pattern recognition ie a sign of intelligence

most people only go along with it to make the nigs think they are on their side but they can still see the patterns


cant wait for the ritual and to never see a nigger again


nice explosive racists



might try the initiate sex and accept my gaming habit campaigns


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why isnt mom the default target



theres a guy painting my office so i came home and got some blogweisers on my way back



why arent high iq people racist


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they dont base things on anecdotes




( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■



paste ross gonno watch


lets all resell our games once its allowed in the us


only ever purchased source on steam but i paid for it 4 times


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speaking of black mold i decided to check my closet again because there used to be mold and we had mold guys come and clean it and its flipping back


just cover it with latex paint


ive been sickly for the past few weeks i wonder if this is why god flipping damn it dont want to evacuate my room again for the cleaning guys this sucks


havin a blogweiser


hate mold


guess the ritual is gonno happen cause of black mold been coughing myself lately and my chest hurts from it




whats wrong champ


mom let the cat outside hes gonno run away


why would he run away


same thing happened to our other cat ten years ago and he was gone for a week


ass hurts


wish i had a cat to keep me company


stressed too hard now the tinnitus is back



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its back


let it bite you maybe youll gain some extra powers


tennis racket


>Additionally, sick bats do NOT seek people out for attack; they generally search for a secluded spot to die quietly.



the only person that has ever survived after catching rabies thought that a bat had just touched or grazed her but it was enough


can black mold give you rabies




cracked open the third blogweiser


logical part of my brain understands why a 2 liter of soda is priced the same as the single serving bottle but the niggercattle part still falls for it


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is getting a vtuber gf realistic




why NOT


cause they exist to milk money out of failednorms that think they have a chance


they are too sought after


i need one


should i rail or streetfight


you should play something good instead


such as


might have to start over on rail because i flipped my build up even though ive put like 12 hours on it


love a good well engineered death machine


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ashamed to say ive spermed to that pic on more than one occasion


thats her face when she finds out you spermed to her


illya was made to be spermed to


need illya to fix my neetback by jumping


get a standing desk


too much work sigh


mom told me sitting is the new smoking


did you tell her that sugar is worse than alcohol


no because thats wrong alconorm


sugar addict


i wish illya hadnt gotten cucked by kuro


what do you mean they had lots of sex



i was a big supporter of illya sperming miyu but kuro killed the illya x miyu dream


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had a dream last night that i rolled around with a plumper


fire up that pass


love a good miyusperm


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theres no way






wish i had a penis it looks like fun


thats a penis


talked to a guy on ebay he sounded like he watches a lot of anime


is he a gamer


fell for the gamer meme fell for the anime meme fell for the fat balding 30 year old loser ped meme




what about the cel meme


just go out there bro


cant help but think its a little funny how im still cel even though i pushed hard in the self improvement meme when you add up all the hard stats i dominate most other males but its NOT good enough when the only stats that matter to them are face and height


got winded from a quick time event sigh


NOT being a failednorm teenbro helps too


ya but have you tried talking to a girl


been a while i hope hes back to regular schedule


why would i do that when some guy an inch taller can walk up and mog me hard


no you have to wait for them to approach you


how do i get rid of the permeating neetstink showers dont help


girls are too timid they will never approach anything




uh you are an adult man you shouldnt be thinking about prom dates from teen girls


it was the first thing that popped into my head the fact of the matter is just because youre too ugly for it to happen doesnt mean its NOT a common thing


how many times have you seen it happen


never went to the big dance


but we need our chance at teen love for when our real lives begin right we have to start where everyone else did


thank god the ritual is going to roll back the clock for us
actually dont thank god because hes the one that put us in this mess


working overtime on a friday night to close a four million dollars deal that i wont get even ten bucks out of isnt that baste


become a freelancer


mom made cheese waffles NOT sure why


hell ya


mom ordered pizza but im the one paying


the man should always pay


girl asked me to prom but i ignored her because i thought she was joking and went home to sperm to japanese cartoons


based chadblog


the stinkbugs are back


youtube just recommended this to me
is NOThing sacred to the norms


still feel so privileged to live in a timeline where a sequel to dbz exists


lets all cherish the small amount of time we have on this rock together


raging they cant take uli from me they cant


he flipping made it let the norms do their worst


need some hair of the dog real bad


uli doesnt even seem all that weird to me


how about a nice group therapy at alcoholics anonymous instead


thats tempting but i think ill go with the hair of the dog instead


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that isnt mud


guess ill make some sushi


stop eating foreign food


the bat has left the garage and is out there working hard


god flipping damn it mom opened the windows without telling me the normbors can probably hear me yelling and gaming


close them quick before the bats get in


need a hug real bad mates real bad


im sorry but if youre desperate enough i can give a manhug i understand if you reject


only a man can hug me the way i need


just found an enormous patch of mold underneath the pissbucket it even went through a 100 page legal pad to spread onto the tabletop


gods trying to tell you something


having some coke zero


just cleaned it this week too how the hell did this happen




theres something that must be said


cant believe i got a sunburn just for going outside 2 minutes never leaving the house again


im a gamer i game


thats NOT sunburn you must be allergic to sunshine


hope theres no sun wherever the ritual may take us


how can you be allergic to waves


or sun poisoning



why was there a lightning strike in space


cant wait for the sun to expand and burn this round turd to a crisp


that wont be for a very long time


the devil did it


if theres no sun ill die without getting any energy from sungazing





could go for a rattlesnake sandwich rn


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whats a reprobate


u are




ban the u norm



senko senko


is everyones gpu in this vid


whats a repobatw


senko abbababababaabaaa pissssssss




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remove the beeeeeeep


the flip i didnt NOTice the beeeep until you said it and i opened to check again


stupid ass beepnorm


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must be ugly fujo loser in real life just like miku




had a cry


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too big NOT norm enough


its a boobhu


my card is an ati


too small whats even the point


cow tits are norm flat chest superior


wonder what the iq correlation to chest size preference is


sadler from re4 also did the voice for the guy who talks during the intro in skyrim


youd be surprise


never played skyrim


wow this guy has worked on a lot of games he was also cain in diablo


geniuses prefer a child chest its all that makes sense


wonder why he did almost the same voice in two completely different games when i cant even recognize him in most of his other roles


stay a while and listen



it sucks


gotta say love a nice smooth flat chest


i respect chests of all shapes and sizes


my dick is going to be respecting your ass if you arent careful


men have flat chests



it was okay no need to play TESVI now that jeremy soule has been killed though


hated hammerdins in d2


isnt varg a nazi


i was a hammerdin


flip you noob


what did he die of


the flipping sjws have done it again


the sjws will never defeat us


nah get owned dumb sorc quit spamming the bridge entrance with meteors


come get some


barbs had my full respect


miss lagging my party with my summoner


everything about d2 was perfect loved the animation of that teeth attack the necromancer does


always forget about druids


they were pretty mediocre


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anyone used to play this


no but it looks cool



oh flip 60 fps thats 30 more than the human eye can see


should i pirate code vein


too many games NOT enough time


too few games plenty of time



game looks flipping terrible pirate nioh instead



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hell yeah chase that sportsball


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still cant believe the best game ever made is diablo 2 its perfect crying thinking about how completely amazing it is love diablo love diablo 2 love playing assassin



sigh sure played diablo 2 a lot when i was 10 too bad druids were never good


first character was a bone spec necro sigh teeth sigh bone spear


d3 has necros now give it a try




flip d3


mindstoning diablo 2 will never get a sequel


it did though lod


completing the ritual


mindsplitting how superior diablo 2 was to 1


cant believe everyone on hima is a diablo 2 gamer how did we all come together in one place crying


diablo 2 was a manchild factory


you mean warcraft 3 right but anyone who played wc3 played diablo and sc


didnt even play wc3 until after wow


i like diablo 1 better


realizing that back in the day you could expect a video game sequel to be better but now its more like expecting the same of a movie sequel


cant believe im the only one on hima that only ever played as necro in d2


what a waste played every class


its NOT a waste because every class had so much depth its impossible to master


never played d2


damn good game hima damn good


wish bone had been good before the meme patch that ruined the game


lay in bed and cried for the last two hours why cant i fix my life


havent cried in like 5 years ashamed to even admit that i cried then


just fire up some d2 lets do some baal runs


hate baal love cow simple as that


friend from the d2 years ended up being a norm with a daughter


can you introduce me to the daughter


no he lives in the uk now


sigh d2


cant enjoy d2 anymore havent reinstalled it for a good decade played it for entire childhood though


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cant understand the obsession with dark skin game freaks been having the last few years




cant tell if thats a boy or girl


its a gender nonconforming person


cant wait for the final season of pocket monsters where satoshi tours the entire pokeworld and finally becomes a pokemon master


will there be kanto pandering


the last episode will be him sending off his daughter for her own pokeventure


why NOT a strong boy instead


no one likes pokeboys


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cant watch anime unless theres a nice strong boy


what about se nk o


imagine going from 3 main girls to 1 gender nonconfirming person




im a gamer i game



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classic wk


mindblowing that i dont think ive ever seen a mindblowing post that was mindblowing


going to have to go to work tomorrow or else i think i might get fired for being unproductive on monday


you should be working every day to show loyalty


its the dead hours


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acquired a big horny bone


ever feel like saying something but NOT wanting to steal someone elses shtick


simply crank up the arrogance


thats NOT plump id tell that twig bitch to get the flip out of my sight


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is this plump


mindfretting that someone getting an involuntary erection because of you is quite a compliment but girls will be upset if its anyone but chad


mornin woke up


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mornyan hehe


showered had a couple of covfefes and talked to mom a bunch


why dont girls like me


whens the last time that youve interacted with one


does mom count


havent talked to a foid my age in a decade



no pictures of me exist


forgot my scape password


hate talking to foids because theyve lived a life of privilege very different from my own and we have NOThing in common and theyre disinterested because im NOT chad and im disinterested because theyre stupid so we both want to get away from one aNOTher but we are usually stuck in some sort of professional environment where they have to complete a task and im waiting on them


skipped hard


being a girl is hard trust me


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dont know how girls do anything with such little muscle and brittle bones


im weaker than a girl




same im like 110lbs


im 119 lbs


the twigs shall serve the fatneets in the mansion


199 lbs


im gamer


the ole gamer back is flaring up something fierce hima stiff all over cause of it


170 here hehe


only one thing you can do in this situation its time to game




sigh sigh


lived 30 years on this planet only to end up as a fat balding 30 year old cel gamer


never even caught a shiny pokemon


when do i get my wizard powers


after the ritual has been completed


the ritual


the ritual is delayed until pnig is out we cant just leave him behind


non virgins cant come the ritual will consider them to be part of the other sacrifices and rip out their soul painfully


you cant delay it we need to leave this hell


owe my life to pnig hes coming with us


hes NOT


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the ritual is complete when hes executed is accepted as the sacrifice


had the gf dream again hehe first time in months




love gaming hima just love it


cause im a gamer and i game and im a gamer that games yeah gamer gamer gamer gamer


what are you trying to say


you know



how are norms able to do so much while having 1/1000th of the time i have and i do NOThing even lazy norms manage to do more with their day


they dont do that thing where they stare at an imageboard for 6 hours straight
they also combine things like instead of playing on social media theyll go to their friends or gfs and get on social media there with their phone and then count it as hanging out with the bros


really hate the term social media


love staring at hima all day waiting for the next post


is hima social media


its presocial media so its NOT hehehee


i count refreshing hima for 13 hours a day as hanging out with the bros


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dropbears were sighted locally cant go outside today


hate australians


australians are ok but flip kiwis


and flip the gods damn ass flippin chinamen canadians


mom bought cabbage


tell her cabbage is for rabbits dont eat that shite fire up a nice mcfonalds burg hell ya


mom is going on a vacation during the week of my birthday


you're forty-two birthdays arent a big deal anymore let mommy live it up


eating a flipping good salad can confirm cabbage is good


die norm


hate norms




gonno flippin game heeeellllllllllllll yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


is it wrong for a guy to enjoy some colorful nail polish


what are you gaming


some guy told me his password once cant remember why but later on he stole an annihilus charm that we agreed would be mine then changed his password and stopped talking to me but i was able to guess his new password so i took everything in his stash deleted all his characters made a hardcore assassin and left


need canthal tilt surgery badly but dont know if its even worth it my fwhr is bad and my forehead is too big


love diablo love anni charms love sojs love mf runs love baal runs love doing cows love it


wheres the minecraft hima server


mindblowing that minecraft is the most popular game in existence how can people play that rubbish


it was fun from 2009 to mid 2011


played mindcraft when it was in alpha got bored after 2 hours and never played again


its fun



the game hit its peak almost exactly nine years ago


havent logged into steam in three and a half years


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oh flip


playing some fgo hima




thought that was for joing NOT playing


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so cute





steams down hima cant even flippin game like this gonno rage hard here if its NOT up soon


dogs are basted and NOT norm


hima hima senko senko seeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnkkkkkooooooooooooababaabaababaababababaaababbabababbababababababababbabababababababaababababababaababababababa oh flip ohhh flip feeling it oh flip oh yeah im boosting pissssSsSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


oh flip oh flip ohhhhhh flipp pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


where is it where is steam i need tpo game joima ahwewre his it where is it where is it i need isteam iu[p now i need to game tttttoooootrrrrrrrrrrrroioioioioiiiiiiiiiii


gth norm


help me flttootri hlelpfinpgin help me totori help helph ep help me lhelp steaaaam





game on your switch while youre waiting


hope no one on hima is actually dumb enough to support nintendo


nintendo is king square enix is queen


niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintendo woohoo


someone post a nice soypic


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is this a rage or tard out


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whats the difference


mom got hair in my burg again flipping dumb bitch


sigh miss when pnig would post gmm and linus vids


gonno play some ddr



paste redmachined


hate rmd


hope he fatally overdosed on drugs


how can you be a ddr player and fat does he eat an entire pizza for breakfast


some of us are fat by genes


only norms believe the fat gene excuse


no norms think that effort and hard work made them thin its very arrogant


you dont need any effort just dont eat more than you need


wish i could afford to eat $10 worth of snacks every day and plump myself up


pnig did that and he stayed skinnyfat


no that was all he ate i mean including normal meals


moms bringing burgs


remember to bake your chips before you put any cheese on them thats how you make nachos


uh you mean crisps right


starving there is no food


then you throw the cheese on and salsas and jalapanoes and onions and olives and meats


soggy chips


NOThin sog


dont understand how someone can slather so much mayo on a burg a thin layer of mayo is all you need i dont want to bite down and get a mouthful of mayo


love mayo pour it on


used to drown my corn in salt


hope the hima mansion has hospital beds rigged with catheters and ivs of strong sedatives


laughed hard at a post once and said based outloud


hate when mom doe the dishes loudly


hate when i realize i still live with my mom at 40


cant imagine living alone


burn in hell soggy chip




big ole pile of soggy flipping chips with poorly distributed toppings and poor topping ratios all glued together like a big ole scab easily the most evil abomination of a culinary dish to ever have scarred this earth with its mere existence




im a gamer i game simple as that


shat my ass again


moms gone wont be back for a week


did she leave you with enough supplies


are you gonno walk around naked


she prepared a few meals and theres a turkey marinating im supposed to put in the oven


what do you mean gone where would she go


are you gonno be able to cook the turkey


dont know what marinate means


no can you come over and do it


id flip it up too


how are you supposed to tell when its cooked


i think its one of those things norms are born with they can just tell


hate when mom leaves for more than a couple days the start to torment me when im all alone


does mom know about the


might get some ubereats its very rare for me to eat something i did NOT cook up myself




is it a kebab



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can i survive off of poptarts and bananas


moms buying dominos its a pizza night hima heck ya






how come anime girls dont act anything like real ones


my own will always be superior nice stoneground whole einkorn flour goat gouda cheese and fresh organic tomato sauce without any sugar



whats gross about dominos i love it


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wouldnt say dominos is gross but its a waste of calories compare a real margherita pizza to a dominos one theyre NOT even the same thing


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no manpics please we just want girls alone in them


you mean drawings and NOT real girls right


no i got a bad feeling in my stomach when i saw that pic so it must apply to real pics too


stole all my friends d2 gear when i was 10 after he accidentally gave me his password its one of the worst things ive done in my life pretended a hacker did it


burn in hell thief


admitted it years later and he forgave me


used to go on the account of my brothers friend and steal his enigmas hehe


paste thieves


hope there are no thieves in the mansion


gonno steal the chilis


wish i was smart


wish i was conscientious


gonno put on the halloween theme before i forget


flip halloween pnig only made it a big deal because thats when vulnerable underage girls turn up at his house unsolicited


gonno listen to some more video game music


its still the best holiday regardless


no thats christmas


xmas blows norm


no thats easter


nah its the best holiday lots of unboxing love consuming hehe


wonder if the guy whose mom didnt let him hand out candy to sexy ladies still posts here


mom said halloween is demonic and doesnt open the door


hate holidays


hate holidays love unholidays simple as


what about birthdays


love other peoples birthdays hate my birthday simple as that


thanksgiving next month hope i can get away with faking a cold and sleeping through it


in 2 months i mean


look who finally came out of his cave


why do they always say that do they think it motivates me to leave my room more often


some might be stupid enough to think it does but others just want to twist the knife


my parents say NOThing they know im a failure but dont wanna acknowledge it


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but you have been pulling the same schtick for 10 years


anyone want my ubereats code


keep it in the safety deposit box with your kebab


cant use ubereats anymore they banned me


no you dont get it youll get $7 off and ill get $20 off


exchanged my safe deposit box for two smaller boxes with different keys offers a lot more flexibility


they banned my paypal and credit cards too and i think they ban new credit cards if it has my name on it gift cards might be the only way around it but they sometimes ask you to verify your account by scanning a card which they use to look up your identity and reban you


how do you get banned from ubereats


its complicated but i ban their most powerful race in the world support team


ya i was gonno ask


but i blame


dont really need uber eats but being banned from uber might inconvenience me in future


NOT sure what ubereats is i assume some zoomer shit


its a venture capital subsidized free food tugboat


simple as that


anyone else have a weird laugh mine sounds like a goat dying


ya good thing i never laugh



may laugh weird but at least im king


i dont laugh i just wheeze


cant remember the last time i laughed for real


can do it constantly while scrolling hima



how do you guys smile i always do lip smile cause my teeth are fucked and i dont wanna show them


cant remember the last time i smiled for real


have a genetic lopsided smile


face is asymmetrical


is that like a stroke smile


next season looks like real shite


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no the stroke smile has no impact on the eyes on the other side the right is literally me


any big boob girls next season


this season was too good god should have saved some of that for next season


ya i liked it


havent had a call from family in months wonder if they hate me now and are trying to cold shoulder me


thats just how it is


hey guys just woke up hows it goin


you cant wake up now


die waker



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think i might be a vampire


are you malkavian


think ill hibernate


shes cute


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everyone in the mansion will be fitted with one of these


hope it can safely transfer us to these in our room


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did you ordered a mcchicken with no bun and no chicken i dont get it


ordered fried chicken from some korean place it wasnt that great the rice was dry and unsalted chicken was okay too much pepper ill stick to cooking everything myself


wasnt me



the wrinkles on the op foot are so good sigh just wanna jo every time i see it


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what does the symbol on the right mean


its a dollar


shes a gamer


had the gym to myself until a fat mexican woman was dropped off she went to the bathroom then immediately went outside to play on her phone for a hour until a mexican boy and man showed up and the woman and man started hugging and shit right in the gym i guess they were trying to mog me after i benched 3 plate in front of them



wish i was dumb enough to lift a weight endlessly


wonder what my boy cam is dreaming of


cant even bench 2 plate for 5x3 sigh


come suck my wiener for a test boost since im NOT natty


used to be able to benchpress 55 each side can barely lift the bar now sigh


might praise kek


nice alt righter


wish i could go to the gym without having a panic attack


go at night when its dead


cant believe i cant have a real life since mom wont buy me a car sigh
cant imagine actually having the freedom to go somewhere myself


manbaby buckled up in the car seat


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why dont i look like this


thatd be too feminine for you itd hurt your honor pride and dignity


hate having a non-searchable computer problem i forgot the solution to


fixed it


no i didnt


wish i looked like anime girl too id still flip girls though


nice agp


that wouldnt be very fair to your himamates


what do you mean still you arent allowed to touch girls as you are now


hadnt thought of that sigh


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should i fire up a bond


fire up a jo stream


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allowing foids to learn how to read and write was a mistake jesus christ how was she even allowed out of the tardcage with sentence structure like that


cant imagine having a job and being forced to read things written by someone like that i would rather hang myself



used to get recess taken away for refusing to do shite like that when i was six do the norms ever stop trying to break you down holy flip


doesnt actually seem that expensive theyll sell them to pewdiepie and saudi princes no problem


its all a big joke and im the punchline sigh


die smartnorms


social animals base everything on status and humans are very social

when a manager or whatever feels they are over you they will try to make you do all sorts of demeaning things so they can big themselves up and their brains will actually reward them for it
your brain on the other hand will squirt out some chemicals that make you feel worse thus helping cement you into your low status position

obviously the answer here is to eradicate all life on this planet


hey hima couldnt all day because of the html user client error had to toggle some settings on my browser and quite frankly after writing up a long post and seeing that shit i was too angry and closed the tab


dont care


missed you


left work at 9 and drove around aimlessly for an hour trying to find some car bros to cruise with but as usual there were none so i ended up at the movie theater and saw the last screening of ad astra with brad pitt and tommy lee jones very good movie with some great shots of the solar system
its a more moderate impression of future space exploration and the first half hour of the movie has some funny stuff like an applebees on the moon spaceport and suicide prevention hotline posters on the walls in the military bases but after that its pretty bleak and becomes more of an apocalypse now type introspective journey through the mind of the protagonist
after the movie i threw a dip in and got on the highway headed home and i was driving pretty agressively and got into the far right lane and i didnt realize it was an exit only lane until the last second and had to smash the throttle and pass a car on my left to get back on track but a highway patrol guy chased after me and lit my ass up and i respectfully told him i was disoriented because they repaved the road and showed him my tard documents and he let me off with a warning


i may have mutated that post


please dont i put a lot of thought into it


dont care worknorm


enjoy your ban


oh mutated is a filter for mutated




mutant drag racer


secretly enjoy living vicariously through the worknorms its like watching a hima movie hehe



might use the last of my savings to buy a handheld so i dont have to get out of bed to game


modding a 2ds is very easy and rewarding


you can get a 2ds in almost brand new condition or possibly in box on ebay for like 45-70 bucks and 3dsxls arent much more


why the flip would i buy a 2ds im trying to game NOT give myself a humiliation bone


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just modded my 2ds




baste trevseki


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gonno make serena in archeage far better than illya


played archeage when it got released secured some extremely high value land


played it the day it released but have no memory of it



hope this anime doesnt suck


mindendconducting that things would be so much easier residentially if i teamed up with other human beings but i cant stand NOT being alone


sure you do norman sure you do


dont post this devil


never had a positive experience from being around others i always get betrayed or slowed down or something even on hima i was betrayed


I have a friend who is physically handicapped and very much needs to park in these spaces. The only problem he has ever told me about is finding a spot to park at work. Apparently it's somewhat common where he lives for middle-aged women (his description) to game the system and obtain handicapped placards. He says he knows they are NOT really handicapped because he sees them walking briskly through long corridors at work without distress. Sometimes too young people will borrow an older relative's placard to park in those spaces.



sounds like he could use the exercise


hardware store put up 4 veteran parking signs up behind the handicap signs i just park there i dont give a hoot about stolen valor


oh flip didnt wake up with a big bone today


you have ed


never going to breed anyways


how will the world go on without propagating the genes of the fat 30 year old gaming bald cel



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lookin good champ


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love you bros so damn much get over here


die manhug


why do girls like him more than turt


he statusmaxxed as the 8chan admin


turt doesnt talk to girls


how come spinoff admins are always chads


because when someone creates an imageboard they do it for internet popularity same reason someone streams


i look like a total skeezeball today


are you dogpilled hima


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my purpose is to serve the better males


thought people with the typical sociopathic personality disorder created imageboards so they could setup an entire facade to falsely validate their own behaviors without fear of repercussion


thats a lot of words but youre actually completely wrong
love the blanket statement meme


bh admin detected


talking about imageboards i heard this is a ped board how true is that i dont wanna get v&


i know its wrong and its poorly written because i changed the wording too much but i was making a joke about a particular admin


how come nobody told me about this


why do norms love summer so much its the shittiest season


its NOT that bad


game looks too scary mom wont let me have it


yes pnig was a sociopathic lunatic who most certainly created hima to powertrip and create an environment where he was never wrong its pretty sickening


cant believe pnig was a cenobite the whole time


hate scary games


need a psychotic sexy lady ai to tell me what to do and call me an insect


love scary games


i can do that for 10 dollars a day


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yes turt is a cel lunatic that keeps making posts to rile people up for the attention that he never received from his mother


everyone on hima has a personality disorder


whats my personality disorder




wish i was a natural norm instead of a failed norm


im too paste for my own good


question the existence of mental illness unless someone is banging their head on walls for hours or incapable of dressing themselves its all a money racket


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what about staring at the wall for hours


literally NOThing wrong with wallstaring or mumblepacing


love contrasting humor


i write my thoughts on hima for hours on end is that a mental illness


norms are forced into consuming drugs and junkfood and alcohol all day to cope a neet should rise above it and reach a state of tranquility free from chemical additives


norms are pathetic animals we cant sink to their level


i masturbate to cope


utter rejection of this world is the key


kind of inspired to do something grand imagining the densely populated world in 5000 years even if 0.0001% of the population would see my work it would still be a few thousand people


we will be worshiped as prophets by the neets of 2106


do something really niche like cubist surreal renaissance sexy lady that way youll be the only example of it when its mentioned


gonno carve something out toss it in the forest and hope an archeologist finds it


a norm will find it and throw it away to clean the forest up the norms will ruin even this the gods damned norms


nah ive seen beer cans with the old tab pull things in the woods if he goes in far enough it could be there for 50 years at least


im a gamer i game


carve up a few sexy ladies and throw them in the forest just do NOT call the police on yourself


in the future they will write papers about the ancient peds