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 No.956298[Last 100 Posts]

 No.956300

wait until the thread is full arrogantnorm

 No.956319

the teens cant help themselves

 No.956320

sorry i just want to make a thread with thousands of replies

 No.956330

dumb teen

 No.956489

would be better if she was pissing

 No.956497

other thread is already ruined by norms get in here

 No.956499

finished all the pasta and wine

 No.956508

hate norms

 No.956536

this is the one.

 No.956539

just made a livejournal

 No.956567

what is that

 No.956570

just gonno post here no one replies to me anyways

 No.956571

>>956570
i love you

 No.956572

thanks i love you too

 No.956573

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 No.956577

too fast

 No.956593

posting

 No.956614

get in here

 No.956615

oog

 No.956626

sigh hima

 No.956627

what is it this time

 No.956628

tired of it all

 No.956629

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 No.956630

all life begins with nu and ends with nu
this is the truth! this is my belief!... at least for now

 No.956631

two packages arriving tomorrow need to order more stuff

 No.956632

already maxed out the credit card and got 4 packages back to back now what am i supposed to open

 No.956633

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holy flip

 No.956634

what are you going to do once you cant order more stuff fool

 No.956635

why NOT just steal grans social security check and open hundreds of credit cards with her identity to buy snacks and single bottles of water

 No.956636

dad said i need a watch

 No.956637

get a nice rolex

 No.956638

how bout a nice $10 casio

 No.956639

those are for terrorists

 No.956640

>>956629
yelped

 No.956643

gonno take a shower

 No.956644

gonno concede to the dipes and start using this thread

 No.956645

threw a dip in gonno watch some nime

 No.956646

mindblowing year 3000 is only 81 years away

 No.956647

wouldnt that be 2100

 No.956648

sb

 No.956649

seki never fixed the sb

 No.956650

works for me

 No.956651

liar

 No.956652


 No.956653

paste

 No.956654

made some nachos and what do you know its just a pile of soggy flipping chips i am steaming

 No.956655

based soggychip

 No.956656

love melting some cheese on chips

 No.956657

sb NOW onseki

 No.956658

nice two thread just like the old days

 No.956659

love a good thread war

 No.956660

loved when the nig merged two threads but really just deleted the one he didnt like

 No.956661


 No.956662

mornin hima drinkin some coffee todays the day i get my epic mount

 No.956663

love a good mugful of the ol bean broth

 No.956665


 No.956666

only thing better than drinking the bean broth is the big ole shite you take minutes afterwards

 No.956667

doesnt happen to me

 No.956668

dont get the coffee shits

 No.956669

dont shite anything lately other than hard rocks

 No.956670

scarf down some bananas they always give me lovely poops

 No.956671

ahhhhhhughhhhh brain is doing that thing again

 No.956672

i dont know what that means sorry

 No.956673

eat spoiled burrito for maximum shitting power

 No.956674

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 No.956675

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 No.956676

reporting that to your probation officer ken

 No.956677

just had a genius idea need to patent this asap

 No.956678

need a job is there an open position in the water store now

 No.956679

dont get the difference between mental illness and someone just being goofy

 No.956680

megumin

 No.956681

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 No.956682

File: 1569372610751.png (195.69 KB, 425x355, slugumin.png)


 No.956683

deleted my anime folder

 No.956684

sorry to hear

 No.956685

File: 1569372741077.gif (7.29 MB, 800x450, riamu_heart.gif)


 No.956686

hate foids so god damn much

 No.956687

is megumin autistic or just goofy

 No.956688

dont ask difficult questions

 No.956689

end up on their bad side and they treat you like human garbage and you always end up on their bad side

 No.956690

thats what you get for NOT being born a chad your own mother will choose a chad stranger over you

 No.956691

im goofy and autistic

 No.956692

filthy god damn foids

 No.956693

im NOT autism im add ocd and dyslexic

 No.956694

paste

 No.956695

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need a watch for my j*b what do you think of these hima

 No.956696

why do you need a watch

 No.956697

timekeeping is very important

 No.956698

get a nice pocketwatch and overcoat

 No.956699

those are all cool but you can get a solar g shock for pretty cheap on ebay that will last longer and NOT look tiny on your wrist

 No.956700

ive got a bad feel about this scoob

 No.956701

those are all $10 NOT paying $100 for a watch

 No.956702

>>956695
those are all incel watches

 No.956703

all watches are for incels

 No.956704

watches are for mega norms

 No.956705

norms hate watches they love checking the time on their smart phone

 No.956706

simply create a sundial when you need to check the time

 No.956707

what if its cloudy

 No.956708

time has no meaning on cloudy days

 No.956709

only peds use sundials

 No.956710

watches are a norm status symbol always have been and always will be

 No.956711

dont know how a $10 watch is a status symbol turt can you weigh in

 No.956712

die norm

 No.956713

love my cassius it even has a calculator

 No.956714

love watches

 No.956715

>>956695
get a nice tag heuer monaco or a seiko 5

 No.956716

i have a seiko 5 diver that i like a lot i put it on zulu band

 No.956717

need a good monospace font consolas sucks

 No.956718

NOTo sans

 No.956719

see you in flipping hell fashionnorms

 No.956720

NOThin worse than fashionorms

 No.956721

i wear the finest of cargo shorts

 No.956722

kitty is snoozing on my lap

 No.956723

i wear sweats and pajamas gaming all day hehe

 No.956724

give kitty a pat for me

 No.956725

ok hehe

 No.956726

>>956723
teary eyes because im a wage

 No.956727

wish i could be a neet again

 No.956728


 No.956729

thats a mutation

 No.956730

being neet is the only way to live the norms cant get you or hurt you and you can game all day

 No.956731

and then your mom dies

 No.956732

sigh

 No.956733

mom isnt going to die before me

 No.956734

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 No.956735

eazy said it and it shall be done

 No.956736

gonno concoct an immortality potion for mom

 No.956737

>>956717
underpass thank me later

 No.956738

cant believe i ended up tard

 No.956739

simply brainmax

 No.956740

thought i could only max one thing at a time

 No.956741

cant help but envy npcs

 No.956742

just bluescreened

 No.956743

love a good bluescreen

 No.956744

lets all go back to the other thread

 No.956745

no thanks

 No.956746

new jontron was funny

 No.956747

normtron

 No.956748

gonno fall asleep to it tonight

 No.956749

never understood the appeal of jontron

 No.956750

mindsynapsing there are people who can find jontron funny

 No.956751

havent laughed in years

 No.956752

my future was pre cancelled in 1991 why am i even here

 No.956753

what does that mean

 No.956754

wait until you see what surprise the ritual has in store for you

 No.956755

tardlaughing remembering turts puppet master post back when pnig got arrested

 No.956756

hehe thought about that one today too and tardlaughed

 No.956757

die brainsyncers

 No.956758

hehe

 No.956759

gonno sync my dick into your ass if youre NOT careful

 No.956760

i wanna be a schoolgirl when i grow up

 No.956761

good thing youre a manbaby and will never grow up

 No.956762

wipe my baby butt norm

 No.956763

inhaling lots of black mold hima

 No.956764

got in bed now stomach is sharp paining

 No.956765

love mycotoxicosis

 No.956766

>>956763
die cia nigger

 No.956767

cant believe pnig terry and billy all died

 No.956768

what

 No.956769

i was googling black mold just a few hours ago

 No.956770

no you didnt you posted that here

 No.956771

the mould is coming for us hima

 No.956772


 No.956773


 No.956774

>>956770
no i didnt

 No.956775

made a discovery

 No.956776


 No.956777

im a gamer i game simple as that

 No.956778

what is your discovery

 No.956779

hes a gamer he games simple as that

 No.956780

can feel the mold in my lungs hima

 No.956781

right there deep in the lungs let it end

 No.956782

had the black lung earlier its NOT that bad

 No.956783

did seki ever end up adding the ntr banner

 No.956784

its been a pleasure posting with you all but this is it

 No.956785

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 No.956786

wish i wasnt a slave to my desire to sperm 6 times every day

 No.956787

just had a nice sperm myself actually time to snooze it off

 No.956788

want to snooze for eternity

 No.956789

want to never snooze again it does NOThing but cut into game time and hima posting time

 No.956790

NOThin better than gamin and hima postin

 No.956791

this is it hima this is it

 No.956792

dead hours

 No.956793


 No.956794


 No.956795

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 No.956796

File: 1569415966128.webm (442.44 KB, 1280x720, woke up.webm)


 No.956797

same

 No.956798

should i watch the ababba girl anime

 No.956799

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 No.956800

sigh longcat

 No.956801

File: 1569422494249.webm (1.02 MB, 960x540, ababbababaa.webm)


 No.956802

bored wish there was stuff to do outside tired of gaming but thats all there is

 No.956803

want to go camping and fishing but im poor and tard

 No.956804

fishing used to be the poor mans pasttime now only richnorms can do it

 No.956805

went for a bike ride but there is no where to go so i just went in a circle

 No.956806

NOThin better than casting your line out into a lake or the open sea and taking it all in returning to your camp after a nice long fishing session and cooking that days haul up

 No.956807

crashed on my bike as a shota and fractured my leg then passed the time by using the internet all day and became a fat shut-in neet loser

 No.956808

you can blame whoever bought you the bike for turning you into a monster

 No.956809

wrong you stupid flipper its completely his fault

 No.956810

dislike that guy who refuses to take responsibility for anything and blames his woes on everyone else

 No.956811

its no ones fault accidents happen
remaining a fat shut-in neet loser is his fault though

 No.956812

>>956803
bought the pole and the license before i remembered i cant drive and dont live near any body of water that was money down the toilet

 No.956813

its NOT his fault that this happened to him

 No.956814

its his fault to let it keep happening

 No.956815

why did i flip my life up like this why WHY WHY WHy

 No.956816

just unflip

 No.956817

wish i wasnt dunning-kruger retard and knew my place in life

 No.956818

too dumb to function

 No.956819

its NOT going to get better

 No.956820

might pick up vaping it seems to kill you much faster than smoking

 No.956821

hell ya

 No.956822

senko senko senko

 No.956823

if anyone flipped their life up bad its me teacher gave me one more chance to get a decent grade but i forgot the homework and panic made it but it was already to late and got my hs diploma with to little grades for collage ugh why

 No.956824

get owned neetbabies

 No.956825

hehe did that too

 No.956826

was once going to fail a class in highschool but the teacher let us make up some of the work we missed so i did that until i got a d and started to leave and she asked why i was leaving and she thought i actually cared to get a good grade dumb foid

 No.956827

colleges let in any tard willing to sign up for 30 years of debt slavery

 No.956828

NOT here have to be competitive

 No.956829

hate foids

 No.956830

File: 1569429198625.jpeg (63.94 KB, 1180x585, 1568303043212.jpeg)

wish i had realized the only way to make it in norm society as a low status male is to be one of these guys

 No.956831

gonno play gameboy games

 No.956832

on your gameboy right

 No.956833

mom sold it back in 2002

 No.956834

too poor for a gameboy or ganeboy color but i had the snes attachment hehe

 No.956835

>>956830
thats what pnig did and he almost got laid

 No.956836

forgot to have my coffee today and now have a bad headache

 No.956837

ran out of water so couldnt make any coffee

 No.956838

>>956835
he's gotten laid many times this year

 No.956839

does your anus ever fully heal after prison

 No.956840

no

 No.956841

gave the school the wrong phone number so they wouldnt be able to call mom hehe lots of gamer hours clocked in as a result

 No.956842

based

 No.956843

skipped some classes and the teachers didnt even NOTice sigh

 No.956844

someone got the transcripts

 No.956845


 No.956846

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 No.956847


 No.956848

>>956755
remember when he also took a screenshot of it too

 No.956849

wonder how norms will cope once ai is able to do all jobs better than people

 No.956850

hehe that last jontron vid was basted

 No.956851

>>956846
i dont think boobies move around that much

 No.956852

>>956846
dont think ill ever get tired of seeing this

 No.956853

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 No.956854

is that real or was he doing the joker meme

 No.956855

nice explosive racism

 No.956856

whats so funny about racism

 No.956857


 No.956858

wonder if Drive is my favorite movie

 No.956859

>>956853
is this real

 No.956860

whats so bad about saying nigger

 No.956861

it hurts pnigs feelings

 No.956862

NOT worried too much about hurting the feelings of a child potato chef spending the next 100 years in prison

 No.956863

tardlaughing at walkie talkies wonder what tard thought of that name

 No.956864

innocent until proven guilty

 No.956865


 No.956866

wonder if ill ever be able to flip a sexy lady

 No.956867

loved playing with the walkie talkies what do kids have to play with now

 No.956868

>>956851
spotted the virg

 No.956869

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 No.956870

>>956867
phones

 No.956871

hate phones

 No.956872

File: 1569439692143.png (Spoiler Image, 594.05 KB, 800x1120, 76558356_p0.png)


 No.956873

vile

 No.956874

File: 1569440365354.jpg (1.46 MB, 3778x2550, USDA_Grain_Inspection_New_Orleans_1976.jpg)

flapperlaughing at this pic on wikipedia

 No.956875

nice walkie talkie

 No.956876

the usda is evil

 No.956877

in the hima mansion all conversations will be made with a walkie talkie

 No.956878

think i have breast cancer

 No.956879

why

 No.956880

thinking about those boobhus

 No.956881

go back there boobnorm

 No.956882

pickin some scabs

 No.956883

File: 1569442065361.mp4 (1.03 MB, 1176874583950938113.mp4)


 No.956884

mom made me talk on the phone with some government foids to renew my health insurance had to tell them im neet and live with mom

 No.956885

>>956883
looks like 3d tree

 No.956886

>>956884
im currently searching for a new carrer oportunity and cohabiting with a parent

 No.956887


 No.956888

flip those foids i hope they didnt bully

 No.956889

>>956872
hell yeah

 No.956890

thankfully they just asked yes or no questions but they kept putting me on hold

 No.956891

>>956887
glad im neet ant

 No.956892

did they ask if you would suck it

 No.956893

guys milk woke up and shes really upset about vape bans and its a shit storm and she cant be silent anymore and this happened right when she woke up

 No.956894

wish i was dumb enough to inhale toxic smoke into my lungs daily

 No.956895

tell amanda that vapes have up to four times more nicotine than regular cigarettes and that its an addiction thats been devastating an entire generation

 No.956896

who

 No.956897

File: 1569443558034.jpg (270.94 KB, 1544x1100, flip.jpg)


 No.956898

milg

 No.956899

you know

 No.956900


 No.956901


 No.956902

she needs to take the dip-pill

 No.956903

love kamiya

 No.956904

he's rude and arrogant

 No.956905

ban

 No.956906

hoo boy hima toasted turkey and swiss with dijon and hotsauce

 No.956908

headache hima the mold is getting to me

 No.956909

can i have some

 No.956910

ya just give me a few hours to digest it

 No.956911

love a nice plateful of scat

 No.956912

File: 1569449223685.png (931.68 KB, 988x674, 1569442231971.png)

he made it

 No.956913

>>956911
die scatman john

 No.956914

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>>956883
i need to touch it

 No.956915

mindblowing that a literal retard was a better employee and more coherent than all of the niggers mcdonalds employs combined

 No.956916

how is that mindblowing thats exactly as math would predict

 No.956917

hope tg is doing alright

 No.956918

burn the coal pay the toll

 No.956919


 No.956920

got my bowl o rice but need a nice video to watch while eating

 No.956921

File: 1569450538137.jpg (157.81 KB, 1200x1200, EFV3txrUEAAnaDK.jpg)


 No.956922

need a baja blast edit on that stat

 No.956923

>>956914
why do japs have a hard time making good toes

 No.956924


 No.956925

File: 1569450853116.png (160.71 KB, 646x536, EBZ0VJQUwAAT1IE.png)

what the flip ota

 No.956926

>>956914
how do they keep people from sperming on it

 No.956927

File: 1569451206903.mp4 (1.36 MB, ドスケベ乞食丸 - 俺の描いたエロ絵の無修正を要求する外人に言いたいこと-117677890….mp4)

idgi translate it weebs

 No.956928

recognize that theme

 No.956929

File: 1569451483827.jpg (407.1 KB, 1754x1240, EELSd1dUUAIO3pi.jpg)

hima meetup

 No.956930

glad vapers are getting btfo

 No.956931

im flip

 No.956932

love a good flip

 No.956933

wish women didnt only pester us for sex

 No.956934

hate when girls stare at my body

 No.956935

mom made pulled pork

 No.956936

hb

 No.956937

pork is haram

 No.956938

its like im 16 but that was over a decade ago i just never moved on in my mind anyone got that feeling

 No.956939

cant believe people are falling for big tobaccos anti vaping propaganda

 No.956940

no because i just spent the past decade drifting in and out of the void so now it feels like im hundreds of years old

 No.956941


 No.956942

ooog

 No.956943

doing poorly on eye contact just too tired to even bother anymore

 No.956944

no eyes worth looking at anyways

 No.956945

listening to some video game music

 No.956946

heg ya

 No.956947


 No.956948

>>956929
wish this was me

 No.956949

the man right

 No.956950

File: 1569457146748.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.65 MB, 480x270, 1569456965046.webm)

far sperm warning

 No.956951

no the lady

 No.956952

any good games

 No.956953

kirby

 No.956954

spermed to kirby once

 No.956955

Liar

 No.956956

mom is cheering because trump is outta here

 No.956957

no way you cant stump the trump

 No.956958

kik is closing

 No.956959

hate politics hate norms hate foids

 No.956960

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 No.956961

File: 1569459319830.png (44.48 KB, 198x280, Capture.PNG)

its all pnigs fault

 No.956962

where will the peds go now

 No.956963

sigh pnig loved collecting kiks

 No.956964

hopefully for their last meal on death row

 No.956965

File: 1569459708529.png (35.03 KB, 1086x353, Screenshot_2019-09-25_19-01-13.png)

you guys can do this right

 No.956966

File: 1569459751741.jpg (82.14 KB, 1000x750, o.jpg)

pnigs final meal

 No.956967

who the heck would do that for only 30 dollars

 No.956968

sigh he loved pies

 No.956969

thats a pizza

 No.956970

thats a pizza NOT a pie

 No.956971

disgusting mush pile is what it is

 No.956972

love a good pie

 No.956973

where did all the peds go or was it literally only pnig

 No.956974

it was just a meme no one on hima was actually ped but pnig fell for it

 No.956975

pastaguy has to lay low after the incident

 No.956976

it was just pnig you had to pretend to be ped to NOT get banned

 No.956977

i dont know about you but im looking forward to christmas and seeing all the succulent children dressed up

 No.956978

i mena halloween NOT christmas

 No.956979

are you going to turn them into gyoza to feed to gran

 No.956980

love sexy ladies

 No.956981

you're supposed to love sexy ladies NOT want to snap them

 No.956982

sperming a sexy lady as we speak

 No.956983

want to play a real life animal crossing with hima

 No.956984

ill be the mayor

 No.956985

thats a lot of responsibility you up to the job

 No.956986

got a nice cup of bean juice to cure my caffeine deprived headache

 No.956987

lot of good shows this season why does it have to come to an end

 No.956988

hey hima couldnt read today either sigh

 No.956989

ok done reading the past two threads now this is the only one left

 No.956990

based pnig catching up on the posts he missed

 No.956991

wish i was baste

 No.956992

thinking about joing to the statue pic posted earlier

 No.956993


 No.956994

File: 1569463640850.jpg (600.62 KB, 1920x1080, 7k3xlm5jplo31.jpg)


 No.956995

what are you looking at foid

 No.956996

File: 1569463851081.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.65 MB, 700x1120, cc19c6cb7b543218d1078a351b0ada81.gif)


 No.956997

man legs

 No.956998

those are meant to be your legs

 No.956999

the thought of being in a situation like that is too far-fetched for my brain to accept

 No.957000

might prepare the ynaj backup plan incase mom finally snaps

 No.957001

there is no need for a backup we have the ritual

 No.957002

>>956992
youre depraved

 No.957003

how am i depraved

 No.957004

im a gamer i game

 No.957005

you are a loser you lose

 No.957006

thought everyone jod to statues in ancient times

 No.957007

ya remember reading that people would break into temples at night just to sperm on the statues

 No.957008

sold some 89 apple serial card on ebay put a k-on sticker inside

 No.957009


 No.957010

lets snoze

 No.957011

File: 1569466914496.jpg (344.34 KB, 700x1000, 54b9ab44e25d59a2b608330d7d134b18.jpg)


 No.957012

>>957010
make me norm

 No.957013

we need to get ready for aNOTher 10 hour day at work hit the sack everyone

 No.957014

having a hard time snoozing lately

 No.957015

blankie

 No.957016

>>957013
you mena 13 i cant even read

 No.957017

File: 1569467443356.png (338.83 KB, 471x397, EFWJvEhU0AAd50C.png)


 No.957018


 No.957019

File: 1569470551343.jpg (45.92 KB, 400x268, grug blackpill.jpg)


 No.957020

me on the right

 No.957021

sigh wouldve been a cavecel

 No.957022

>>957019
nice onion article

 No.957023

File: 1569472149703.png (105.92 KB, 1280x974, 1280px-Checker_shadow_illusion.png)

still dont understand how a and b are the same color

 No.957024

movie time hima

 No.957025

what mobie

 No.957026

>>957023
checks out in gimp

 No.957027

fire up the mobie stream

 No.957028

eorzea was supposed to be it

 No.957029

cant wait to resell my games on steam

 No.957030

>>957028
dont worry your archeage adventure begins now

 No.957031

uh theyre digital how are you supposed to sell them

 No.957032

how can you sell something you dont own

 No.957033

wouldnt even game if steam didnt exist i just enjoy the steam experience

 No.957034

nice valvedrone

 No.957035

anyone gonno buy code vein

 No.957036

ya since theres a girl with huge boobies

 No.957037

i rented it from gamefly

 No.957038

based

 No.957039

lol

 No.957040

die

 No.957041

oh flip oh flip oh flipppp oh hhhh lfikpppfpfpf [pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 No.957042

>>957028
classic

 No.957043

File: 1569478633245.jpg (301.12 KB, 934x1134, 1569335073086.jpg)


 No.957044

damn good liter of milk tonight hima damn good

 No.957045

File: 1569480674922.jpg (159.09 KB, 1280x720, A.Simple.Plan.1998.720p.BRRip.x264-x0r.jpg)


 No.957046

was going to have a nice tuna sandwich only to find that my nice bread had some nice mold on it

 No.957047

wine time

 No.957048

baste mold making you put down the tuna

 No.957049


 No.957050

>>956927
do you have an uncensored link?
no, sorry
why?

 No.957051

whats the plan for today bros

 No.957052

>>957050
he was just joking we all translated it in our heads already

 No.957053

File: 1569501338327.webm (3.63 MB, 1000x750, 453e10d9ef8d42bab0b670ce6708f146.webm)


 No.957054

vile

 No.957055

has she got a disease on her mouth or something

 No.957056

no shes eating anko manjuu if you watched the show youd get the reference

 No.957057

idiot

 No.957058

cant believe the seasons already over

 No.957059

love when the season ends hate when the season starts simple as that

 No.957060

guy in my guild said hes a volcel

 No.957061

that was me

 No.957062

>>957059
im the opposite love watching ep 1 of everything hate saying goodbye to all my girlfriends from the last season

 No.957063

File: 1569502478267.webm (24.09 KB, 640x392, f827f4be1b098185531200878713e102.webm)

phew love the way her chest things go up and down

 No.957064

you mean her shirt

 No.957065

animated video game porn could be a lot sexier and less gross

 No.957066

beggars cant be choosers

 No.957067

its made by westerners that only use real porn as a reference so it will never be good

 No.957068

never seen real porn and i make cg game porn so youre wrong

 No.957069

cowering liar

 No.957070

its true

 No.957071

File: 1569504757467.jpg (43.56 KB, 700x394, met.jpg)

m'lady and i

 No.957072

paste

 No.957073

need a hug

 No.957074

File: 1569505393301.png (486.66 KB, 1024x576, woahwhoa.png)

getting one of these

 No.957075

whats it do

 No.957076

its just an overpriced phone

 No.957077

how come they dont make flip phones anymore

 No.957078

they do norms always mock me for my $20 flip phone

 No.957079

>>957075
its like a smartphone except it cant connect to the internet so it doesnt distract you

 No.957080

die flipnorm

 No.957081

love scheduling a flip with my flip phone

 No.957082

it has the same functionality as a dumbphone i can buy at the supermarket for $15 except it costs $300 and looks cool for hipsters

 No.957083

>>957079
mine connects to the internet and it doesnt distract me

 No.957084

mindblowing that norms can spend all day staring at a tiny phone screen i only pick up the phone when mom calls

 No.957085

gonno make a mug of bean broth

 No.957086

>>957082
the point is that its designed to do the minimum while still looking presentable at meetings no ones going to care about you taking out your $15 phone while the mudita will actually turn heads

 No.957087

you shouldnt be having your phone out during meetings

 No.957088

oh yeah wouldnt want to embarrass myself at all the meetings i go to haha

 No.957089

>>957086
how do you expect the phone to make you presentable at meetings when you are wearing a $10 incel terrorist bomb makers watch

 No.957090

it doesnt make a lick of difference theyre still gonno think youre a detestable freak if you dont have the latest iphone

 No.957091

got a ten dollar phone and a thousand dollar watch

 No.957092

File: 1569507135664.jpg (55.32 KB, 640x853, mkDJudJ.jpg)


 No.957093

File: 1569507225002.jpg (74.37 KB, 960x500, EFUcxmwXYAETmgA.jpg)


 No.957094

pasted

 No.957095

nice harry potter but with ninjas

 No.957096

didnt naruto drop the ninja thing after a while and just become full on magic

 No.957097

found my ninja way

 No.957098

thought i found a nice rika flip animation but it turns out it was just a dumb idolmaster girl

 No.957099

hate rika hate bern

 No.957100

you are a fool

 No.957101

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 No.957102

come on girls give me a hug

 No.957103

creep

 No.957104

File: 1569509704216.jpg (102.99 KB, 770x1050, EFYsTbSU4AEGkcc.jpg)


 No.957105

nice kemono nice friend nice panties nice penis nice stroke nice sperm

 No.957106

was gonno jo but mom left alexa on to watch me

 No.957107

tested alexa and she can even hear you whispering in the corner 50 feet away in an acoustically dampening room

 No.957108

based alexa love her and my centrally heated three story home in my gated community

 No.957109

it was NOT my alexa it was aunts

 No.957110

why does norms liking what i like make me so mad

 No.957111

the norms

 No.957112

sirens outside getting nervous

 No.957113

File: 1569512511176.jpg (73.89 KB, 1056x794, 1569502349464.jpg)


 No.957114

just get a nokia 3310

 No.957115

hate incels

 No.957116

love it when somebody doesnt talk to you for 1905 days but it was really just a prank and theyre going to talk to you tomorrow

 No.957117

woke up hehe time for some you know what

 No.957118

hell ya love asamakku

 No.957119

guys there were hundreds of wild parrots outside milks work place the other day but you cant really see them but you can hear them

 No.957120

love female who post on /jp/

 No.957121

big cel takeover

 No.957122

how do we stop the incels

 No.957123

we game

 No.957124

simply take away their jobs and internet connections and homes and leave them with NOThing to lose

 No.957125

im a gamer i game simple as that

 No.957126

sick of that post get something new

 No.957127

but im a gamer

 No.957128

simple as that

 No.957129

its time to game hell ya

 No.957130

think i just had a heart attack hima

 No.957131

remember when gamers used to be an endangered species on hima they were almost hunted to extinction now theyre the majority

 No.957132

we couldnt game freely with pnig around

 No.957133

>>957131
i know its sickening take me back

 No.957134

weve always been gamers and always will be gamers

 No.957135

cant believe pnig was one of the eggmans robots all along

 No.957136

all of the fall season shows look terrible

 No.957137

dickspammer was a gamer like us

 No.957138

if i hadnt locked myself out of my baka bt account i wouldnt have to watch this shite

 No.957139

hey hima

 No.957140

recently realized that i can will myself awake at whichever time i desire

 No.957141

havent watched seasonal anime in the past couple of years might watch the gym one though and there are some that ive missed that i want to watch

 No.957142

it all sucks should have roped by now sigh

 No.957143

thought i was gonno rope by 30

 No.957144

why havent you

 No.957145

once a manbaby always a manbaby

 No.957146

got a job

 No.957147

might be time for the w7 reinstall

 No.957148

File: 1569520188636.png (1016.06 KB, 764x1147, 1569518703873.png)


 No.957149

wish that sweaty fat pig was me

 No.957150

shes NOT fat

 No.957151


 No.957152

>>957148
whats this girl even from anyway

 No.957153

vile

 No.957154

nv

 No.957155

>>957152
new atelier game

 No.957156

>>957151
boobycam

 No.957157

>>957151
holy flip

 No.957158

vile roastchink would probably get me fired for looking at her

 No.957159

thats how they operate eliminating people like us one by one

 No.957160

shes NOT even wearing clothes

 No.957161

neither am i

 No.957162


 No.957163

the water store

 No.957164

theres no such thing

 No.957165

sigh pnig loved the water store

 No.957166

hes staring at a wall now

 No.957167

senko

 No.957168

File: 1569526740181.gif (1.54 MB, 540x304, 1565051508988.gif)


 No.957169

hear prison walls are good for staring

 No.957170

uh whered everyone go

 No.957171

thought i was about to make it but everything is going wrong

 No.957172

WHAT

 No.957173

File: 1569531526747.jpg (1.65 MB, 1869x1023, 1566054884260.jpg)


 No.957174

just got home hima warming up the cofvevfe maker

 No.957175

>>957171
what happened

 No.957176


 No.957177

waiting for an email
its NOT my fault ill tell you that much
guess im destined to game forever

 No.957178

do NOT fret
preparations for the ritual are coming along smoothly

 No.957179

>>957173
mustve spermed to this vixen dozens of times by now

 No.957180

pig

 No.957181

she was made for sperming

 No.957182

time for a neetcut

 No.957183

love giving the kitty a neetcut

 No.957184

weird how the yardwork posts stopped

 No.957185


 No.957186

based

 No.957187

he loves it

 No.957188


 No.957189

hate ranting like a lunatic in front of mom but shes too nice to tell me to stfu

 No.957190

shes thinking about chad

 No.957191

just told dad that he might be slightly autistic

 No.957192

hes probably NOT your biological father

 No.957193

why noit

 No.957194

just ordered a pair of these

 No.957195

>>957193
because he has autism but supposedly has a son and a large number of fathers today have sons that arent actually theirs

 No.957196

baste himadad

 No.957197

This is the eternal kingdom of hima, where dreams can come true. But at what price?

 No.957198

uh why the hell are there no posts

 No.957199

File: 1569539490850.png (1.94 MB, 1917x1077, unknown.png)


 No.957200

wish i was a gamer

 No.957201

hate danganormpa

 No.957202

scared to check the email

 No.957203

im a gamer i game

 No.957204

simple as that

 No.957205

accidentally used the unsalted butter on the rice

 No.957206

im fat flip how do i get motivation to become skinny flip im disgusting

 No.957207

NOThing tastes as good as skinny feels

 No.957208

NOT true food tastes really good hehe

 No.957209

>>957206
simply eat less

 No.957210

whenever you want to go all out just think of how you want to be and tell yourself youll never get there if you eat what you want

 No.957211

die norm

 No.957212

thats what nb did and he flipping made it

 No.957213

miss the neetblob

 No.957214

cant believe nb is in some frathouse basement with a beer in his hand as his gf sits on his lap while they watch the big game with the bros while youre still here posting your dumb im a gamer i game line

 No.957215

having a coffee

 No.957216

what do you have to show for the last 10 years

 No.957217

lots of games completed a legacy of posting on jp and jp spinoffs lots of fun anime watched hehe

 No.957218

raising a scuttlebug

 No.957219

was going to start buying cloned cards online but dont know how to launder the money correctly sigh wish i was black

 No.957220

thats easy just pick a mmo and buy some cash shop items and then sell it for ingame money then sell the ingame money on the black market for real money
the person makes charge backs and gets their money back and the video game company doesnt lose anything and some losers cheating on their game get banned

 No.957221

whats a clone card

 No.957222

thought about that wonder which game has the best cash shop to real money per gold conversion rate along with demand

 No.957223

>>957221
same as a skimmed credit card

 No.957224


 No.957225

gonno stop consuming media made past 2008

 No.957226

good idea the norms took control in 2007

 No.957227

cleaning out my bookmarks a lot of old dead links in there sigh

 No.957228

woke up hair of the dog

 No.957229

sigh geocities

 No.957230

baste megaupload

 No.957231

love a good rapidshare

 No.957232

scape was the first one i considered but you end up losing about 40% of your money when converting money to bonds to gp to money again

 No.957233

the norms are going to come for you and throw you in prison after holding you in court for a year

 No.957234

wow tokens

 No.957235

>>957220
>>957219
beauford you seeing this

 No.957236

its time to get swole

 No.957237

norm raid

 No.957238

3 months left to complete the amagami challenge dont think im gonno make it

 No.957239

i think you failed 10 years ago when that started

 No.957240

theres always next year

 No.957241

https://iyashikei.moe/amagami-challenge

weve got to do it this time bros we cant let momgf and nb leave us behind forever

 No.957242

cant believe nb is flipping super hot chicks and basically im flipping stupid

 No.957243

give up already failednorms why dont you understand

 No.957244

wonder if ffxiv guy ever found a bf or gf

 No.957245

cant believe theres a new zombieland

 No.957246

NOThing better than cutting dead skin off your foot with a razor blade

 No.957247

i didnt find anyone that other guy was right eorzea failed me people like us dont deserve anything more than hima

 No.957248

you were supposed to wait for classic

 No.957249

cant wait have to act

 No.957250

just got an incel video in my youtube recommended

 No.957251

they know

 No.957252

cant wait for the google ai to eliminate me with a drone strike

 No.957253

why would they do that

 No.957254

alexa already heard you pacemumbling its over

 No.957255

gonno darkshower

 No.957256

time to receed into my dark corner to lift some weights

 No.957257

your norm corner

 No.957258

its too late to lift weights you need to exercise in the morning

 No.957259

its never too late to lift weights in the dark corner next to the spermsock while you cry

 No.957260

dont understand the spermsock meme

 No.957261

its norm shite

 No.957262

File: 1569548907607.webm (442.44 KB, 1280x720, 1566643757510.webm)


 No.957263

gonno watch some vids and snooze

 No.957264


 No.957265

you cant snooze

 No.957266

wish i could snooze on command

 No.957267

how come no one posts ugly voice chan anymore

 No.957268

a young mom i met today made me feel normal she didnt make any uncomfortable faces and smiled while talking to me sigh

 No.957269

she wanted flip

 No.957270

she wanted him to step up to the plate

 No.957271

step up to the norm

 No.957272

sigh read that post and wanted to say the step up to the plate thing but a guy beat me to it

 No.957273

File: 1569552799729.jpg (42.65 KB, 467x471, nb.jpg)


 No.957274

>>957273
this person tried to unlock your phone

 No.957275

hate the gap between anime seasons as if i need any more reasons to feel bad

 No.957276

feeling a dread coming on

 No.957277

its okay NOThing bad is supposed to happen until saturday

 No.957278

what is it whats happening saturday

 No.957279

the last 29 years have been bad what are you talking about
the ritual is the only thing we can believe in

 No.957280

NOT sure yet but i do know its gonno hit saturday

 No.957281

oh flip

 No.957282

every day im bored out of my mind how to solve

 No.957283

game and game some more

 No.957284

go on an adventure

 No.957285

>>957282
fire up a nightwalk

 No.957286

>>957273
tardlaughing imagining this face telling people to die

 No.957287

i dont look like that

 No.957288

love tellin norms to die

 No.957289


 No.957290

sigh the neet guy nightwalker deleted all his videos

 No.957291

good flip that r9knorm

 No.957292

just wanted to be a norm instead i had to be born a youkai

 No.957293


 No.957294

>>957273
hate hate HATE seeing what anonymous posters look like unless theyre female why would you post this you sick freak

 No.957295

die wk

 No.957296

hate being too 'tistic to NOT assume everyone thinks the same way i do why would you shatter my delusion discordnorm flipper

 No.957297

we dont have to pander to your mental illness

 No.957298

>>957294
thats NOT really him

 No.957299

dont even associate hima posters with real human beings youre all just disembodied voices

 No.957300

hate discordnorms

 No.957301


 No.957302


 No.957303

seconding that ban

 No.957304

always forget the tards here actually look like tards

 No.957305

next time you tell someone to die you should remember that theyre a real living breathing person with experiences and pleasures and pains just like you

 No.957306

can't distinguish from himaposts and the voices in my head

 No.957307

norms arent worthy of respect

 No.957308


 No.957309

File: 1569555940493.jpg (Spoiler Image, 151.23 KB, 571x850, __araiguma_san_original_drawn_by_tsukudani_cok….jpg)

hairy kitty

 No.957310


 No.957311

just ate a bunch of carrots hope the antinutrients dont kill me

 No.957312

humans were never intended to eat vegetables

 No.957313

gonno eat one each of gods creatures before i die

 No.957314


 No.957315

going to become a high ranking member of INCEL

 No.957316

File: 1569557486058.jpg (116.85 KB, 405x561, 1568083621202.jpg)


 No.957317

dont game dont watch anime dont read dont listen to music just sit in my chair joing and tapping f5 wish i had played a thousand games instead

 No.957318

love gaming

 No.957319

how do i join INCEL

 No.957320

talk to turt
hes a recruitment officer

 No.957321

>>957317
fire up classic its time for your real life to begin in azeroth

 No.957322

went to pour a glass of milk and mom called me a bum

 No.957323

stairs

 No.957324

love milk

 No.957325

>>957322
make yourself some ovaltine

 No.957326

in like rin

 No.957327

dont understand pokenorms

 No.957328

they should call it roundtine

 No.957329

>>957273
he used too much peppermint

 No.957330

im a gamer i game simple as that simple as that

 No.957331

went for a little drive NOThing interesting happened wish i had something to blog about

 No.957332

blog about your day

 No.957333

blog about driving your car into on coming traffic

 No.957334

dont listen to that freak

 No.957335

love you guys get over here for a big hug

 No.957336

sorry im male we cant hug

 No.957337

File: 1569567219912.png (518.04 KB, 1049x806, 1569519460744.png)


 No.957338

would never be anywhere near a crowd of norms so thats NOT a problem for me

 No.957339

been to Tokyo's MEGA Don Quijote but didnt uplodad a 360 degree cam

 No.957340

cant decide if komari or nyaruko should be my wife

 No.957341

File: 1569568430186.png (Spoiler Image, 2.31 MB, 1500x2800, 7e7cf6486e62852b19a5dcf6ef149b77.png)

my gf

 No.957342

>>957339
did this song play

 No.957343

gross she has hair

 No.957344


 No.957345

friend said hima is a ped forum is that true oh god oh flip

 No.957346

went to chinkville and got some nabe

 No.957347

order some nice boba tea

 No.957348

memedick !

 No.957349

pooped twice this morning my guts have been thoroughly evacuated

 No.957350

>>957347
i had some after

 No.957351

should i wake up

 No.957352

did you wake up yet

 No.957353

File: 1569594061077.jpg (146.68 KB, 652x1875, dt4z3uuz7uo31.jpg)


 No.957354

based

 No.957355

my bone is killing me

 No.957356


 No.957357

yep it is flipping over

 No.957358

>>957344
five supporters... sigh how embarassing

 No.957359

i am one of the ones in warosubro tier

 No.957360

File: 1569597995981.jpg (77.95 KB, 800x450, EFesxlPUwAANAWa.jpg)


 No.957361

oh flip its coming up here soon the hima girls big day

 No.957362

oh flip oh flip oh flip pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 No.957363

ill give her a good sperming for her bday

 No.957364

oh flip

 No.957365

pissss

 No.957366

oh god need a hug bros get over here or im gonno lose it

 No.957367

need to calm down blankie isnt working

 No.957368

get the squeezebox

 No.957369

>>957367
get the sedatives

 No.957370

losing it you dont wanna know what kind of things im gonno post if this goes any further

 No.957371

tell mom to get the iv going

 No.957372

you ever had an iv against your will well i have hima its NOT pretty

 No.957373

it felt good what are you talking about

 No.957374

die big health shill

 No.957375

bed ti9me i love you guys

 No.957376


 No.957377

love a good iv narcotic concoction for the hima tardouts

 No.957378

>>957376
biblical black persons warning

 No.957379

mom moved us to botswana

 No.957380

thought african nigs hated gays why would they deport p anderson

 No.957381


 No.957382

squealing

 No.957383

anime avatar typical

 No.957384

followed neetblog on twitter

 No.957385

>>957381
pasted

 No.957386

guy is paying $300 to edit his halo gameplay was about to apply then i remembered how i hate gaylo

 No.957387

whats to hate

 No.957388

want to work on film or commercials

 No.957389

File: 1569607382767.jpg (23.67 KB, 550x286, 1569605491968.jpg)


 No.957390

>>957381
what did i miss

 No.957391

retweet from ihateniggers1488

 No.957392

fapped
napped

 No.957393

File: 1569607781051.jpeg (440.71 KB, 750x1024, DD29DE21-9134-4446-B728-CDD74CEAF155.jpeg)


 No.957394

paste darklurkers

 No.957395

dont get why hating niggers is even politically correct why would you fault someone for hating a group of people that are statistically more likely to rob you and theyre often loud and annoying in public

 No.957396

die pol

 No.957397

meant incorrect

 No.957398

File: 1569608128058.mp4 (5.64 MB, ClutteredSorrowfulGonolek-mobile.mp4)


 No.957399

>>957395
racism is literal pattern recognition ie a sign of intelligence

most people only go along with it to make the nigs think they are on their side but they can still see the patterns

 No.957400

cant wait for the ritual and to never see a nigger again

 No.957401

nice explosive racists

 No.957402


 No.957403

might try the initiate sex and accept my gaming habit campaigns

 No.957404

File: 1569608686848.jpg (134.45 KB, 368x558, gamer.jpg)

why isnt mom the default target

 No.957405


 No.957406

theres a guy painting my office so i came home and got some blogweisers on my way back

 No.957407


 No.957408

>>957399
why arent high iq people racist

 No.957409

File: 1569611009197.mp4 (4.5 MB, JollyIncompatibleCrownofthornsstarfish-mobile.mp4)


 No.957410

>>957408
they dont base things on anecdotes

 No.957411

oog

 No.957412

>>957409
( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.957413

>>957407
paste ross gonno watch

 No.957414

lets all resell our games once its allowed in the us

 No.957415

only ever purchased source on steam but i paid for it 4 times

 No.957416

File: 1569612080845.jpg (318.38 KB, 747x1328, its over.jpg)

speaking of black mold i decided to check my closet again because there used to be mold and we had mold guys come and clean it and its flipping back

 No.957417

just cover it with latex paint

 No.957418

ive been sickly for the past few weeks i wonder if this is why god flipping damn it dont want to evacuate my room again for the cleaning guys this sucks

 No.957419

havin a blogweiser

 No.957420

hate mold

 No.957421

guess the ritual is gonno happen cause of black mold been coughing myself lately and my chest hurts from it

 No.957422

raged

 No.957423

whats wrong champ

 No.957424

mom let the cat outside hes gonno run away

 No.957425

why would he run away

 No.957426

same thing happened to our other cat ten years ago and he was gone for a week

 No.957427

ass hurts

 No.957428

wish i had a cat to keep me company

 No.957429

stressed too hard now the tinnitus is back

 No.957430


 No.957431

File: 1569617049506.jpg (846.81 KB, 3264x2448, 20190927_163228.jpg)

its back

 No.957432

let it bite you maybe youll gain some extra powers

 No.957433

tennis racket

 No.957434

>Additionally, sick bats do NOT seek people out for attack; they generally search for a secluded spot to die quietly.

sigh

 No.957435

the only person that has ever survived after catching rabies thought that a bat had just touched or grazed her but it was enough

 No.957436

can black mold give you rabies

 No.957437

no

 No.957438

cracked open the third blogweiser

 No.957439

logical part of my brain understands why a 2 liter of soda is priced the same as the single serving bottle but the niggercattle part still falls for it

 No.957440

File: 1569618992025.webm (4.22 MB, 854x480, 1568581872044.webm)

is getting a vtuber gf realistic

 No.957441

no

 No.957442

why NOT

 No.957443

cause they exist to milk money out of failednorms that think they have a chance

 No.957444

they are too sought after

 No.957445

i need one

 No.957446

should i rail or streetfight

 No.957447

you should play something good instead

 No.957448

such as

 No.957449

might have to start over on rail because i flipped my build up even though ive put like 12 hours on it

 No.957450

>>957430
love a good well engineered death machine

 No.957451

File: 1569621597919.jpg (117.65 KB, 584x749, 1541633416997.jpg)


 No.957452

ashamed to say ive spermed to that pic on more than one occasion

 No.957453

thats her face when she finds out you spermed to her

 No.957454

illya was made to be spermed to

 No.957455

need illya to fix my neetback by jumping

 No.957456

get a standing desk

 No.957457

too much work sigh

 No.957458

mom told me sitting is the new smoking

 No.957459

did you tell her that sugar is worse than alcohol

 No.957460

no because thats wrong alconorm

 No.957461

sugar addict

 No.957462

i wish illya hadnt gotten cucked by kuro

 No.957463

what do you mean they had lots of sex

 No.957464


 No.957465

i was a big supporter of illya sperming miyu but kuro killed the illya x miyu dream

 No.957466

File: 1569625750334.webm (2.43 MB, 1052x592, 1569383176086.webm)


 No.957467

had a dream last night that i rolled around with a plumper

 No.957468

fire up that pass

 No.957469

love a good miyusperm

 No.957470

File: 1569626641381.jpg (Spoiler Image, 312.45 KB, 558x789, 665900ff95c8c1dd8078cbb786db1a4e.jpg)


 No.957471

>>957466
theres no way

 No.957472

>>957470
ano…

 No.957473

uhhhh

 No.957474

wish i had a penis it looks like fun

 No.957475

>>957470
thats a penis

 No.957476

talked to a guy on ebay he sounded like he watches a lot of anime

 No.957477

is he a gamer

 No.957478

fell for the gamer meme fell for the anime meme fell for the fat balding 30 year old loser ped meme

 No.957479

nah

 No.957480

what about the cel meme

 No.957481

>>957478
just go out there bro

 No.957482

cant help but think its a little funny how im still cel even though i pushed hard in the self improvement meme when you add up all the hard stats i dominate most other males but its NOT good enough when the only stats that matter to them are face and height

 No.957483

got winded from a quick time event sigh

 No.957484

NOT being a failednorm teenbro helps too

 No.957485

>>957482
ya but have you tried talking to a girl

 No.957486

>>957405
been a while i hope hes back to regular schedule

 No.957487

why would i do that when some guy an inch taller can walk up and mog me hard

 No.957488

no you have to wait for them to approach you

 No.957489

how do i get rid of the permeating neetstink showers dont help

 No.957490

girls are too timid they will never approach anything

 No.957491

cope

 No.957492

uh you are an adult man you shouldnt be thinking about prom dates from teen girls

 No.957493

it was the first thing that popped into my head the fact of the matter is just because youre too ugly for it to happen doesnt mean its NOT a common thing

 No.957494

how many times have you seen it happen

 No.957495

never went to the big dance

 No.957496

>>957492
but we need our chance at teen love for when our real lives begin right we have to start where everyone else did

 No.957497

thank god the ritual is going to roll back the clock for us
actually dont thank god because hes the one that put us in this mess

 No.957498

working overtime on a friday night to close a four million dollars deal that i wont get even ten bucks out of isnt that baste

 No.957499

become a freelancer

 No.957500

mom made cheese waffles NOT sure why

 No.957501

hell ya

 No.957502

mom ordered pizza but im the one paying

 No.957503

the man should always pay

 No.957504

girl asked me to prom but i ignored her because i thought she was joking and went home to sperm to japanese cartoons

 No.957505

based chadblog

 No.957506

the stinkbugs are back

 No.957507

youtube just recommended this to me
is NOThing sacred to the norms

 No.957508

still feel so privileged to live in a timeline where a sequel to dbz exists

 No.957509

lets all cherish the small amount of time we have on this rock together

 No.957510

raging they cant take uli from me they cant

 No.957511

he flipping made it let the norms do their worst

 No.957512

need some hair of the dog real bad

 No.957513

uli doesnt even seem all that weird to me

 No.957514

>>957512
how about a nice group therapy at alcoholics anonymous instead

 No.957515

thats tempting but i think ill go with the hair of the dog instead

 No.957516

File: 1569633220910.jpg (472.03 KB, 2048x1536, uli mud.jpg)


 No.957517

that isnt mud

 No.957518

guess ill make some sushi

 No.957519

stop eating foreign food

 No.957520

the bat has left the garage and is out there working hard

 No.957521

god flipping damn it mom opened the windows without telling me the normbors can probably hear me yelling and gaming

 No.957522

close them quick before the bats get in

 No.957523

need a hug real bad mates real bad

 No.957524

im sorry but if youre desperate enough i can give a manhug i understand if you reject

 No.957525

only a man can hug me the way i need

 No.957526

just found an enormous patch of mold underneath the pissbucket it even went through a 100 page legal pad to spread onto the tabletop

 No.957527

gods trying to tell you something

 No.957528

having some coke zero

 No.957529

just cleaned it this week too how the hell did this happen

 No.957530

>>957525
reprobate

 No.957531

theres something that must be said

 No.957532

cant believe i got a sunburn just for going outside 2 minutes never leaving the house again

 No.957533

im a gamer i game

 No.957534

thats NOT sunburn you must be allergic to sunshine

 No.957535

hope theres no sun wherever the ritual may take us

 No.957536

>>957534
how can you be allergic to waves

 No.957537

or sun poisoning

 No.957538


 No.957539

why was there a lightning strike in space

 No.957540

cant wait for the sun to expand and burn this round turd to a crisp

 No.957541

that wont be for a very long time

 No.957542

>>957539
the devil did it

 No.957543

>>957535
if theres no sun ill die without getting any energy from sungazing

 No.957544

headache

 No.957545


 No.957546

could go for a rattlesnake sandwich rn

 No.957547

File: 1569638724182.png (214.74 KB, 409x720, Screenshot_2019-09-27_20-45-00.png)


 No.957548

whats a reprobate

 No.957549

u are

 No.957550

why

 No.957551

ban the u norm

 No.957552


 No.957553

senko senko

 No.957554

is everyones gpu in this vid

 No.957555

whats a repobatw

 No.957556

senko abbababababaabaaa pissssssss

 No.957557

hehe

 No.957559

File: 1569641803078.webm (365.67 KB, 1920x1080, 1501101121224.webm)

awawawawawawa

 No.957560

remove the beeeeeeep

 No.957561

the flip i didnt NOTice the beeeep until you said it and i opened to check again

 No.957562

stupid ass beepnorm

 No.957563

File: 1569641997234.webm (442.44 KB, 1280x720, 1566643757510.webm)


 No.957564

awawawwwaabeep

 No.957565

>>957440
must be ugly fujo loser in real life just like miku

 No.957566

>>957389
"Nigger"

 No.957567

had a cry

 No.957568

File: 1569643770995.jpg (104.84 KB, 950x1000, 1569643081238.jpg)


 No.957569

too big NOT norm enough

 No.957570

its a boobhu

 No.957571

>>957554
my card is an ati

 No.957572

too small whats even the point

 No.957573

cow tits are norm flat chest superior

 No.957574

wonder what the iq correlation to chest size preference is

 No.957575

sadler from re4 also did the voice for the guy who talks during the intro in skyrim

 No.957576

>>957574
youd be surprise

 No.957577

never played skyrim

 No.957578

wow this guy has worked on a lot of games he was also cain in diablo

 No.957579

geniuses prefer a child chest its all that makes sense

 No.957580

wonder why he did almost the same voice in two completely different games when i cant even recognize him in most of his other roles

 No.957581

stay a while and listen

 No.957582


 No.957583

>>957577
it sucks

 No.957584

gotta say love a nice smooth flat chest

 No.957585

i respect chests of all shapes and sizes

 No.957586

my dick is going to be respecting your ass if you arent careful

 No.957587

>>957584
men have flat chests

 No.957588


 No.957589

>>957577
it was okay no need to play TESVI now that jeremy soule has been killed though

 No.957590

hated hammerdins in d2

 No.957591

isnt varg a nazi

 No.957592

i was a hammerdin

 No.957593

flip you noob

 No.957594

what did he die of

 No.957595

the flipping sjws have done it again

 No.957596

the sjws will never defeat us

 No.957597

>>957593
nah get owned dumb sorc quit spamming the bridge entrance with meteors

 No.957598

come get some

 No.957599

barbs had my full respect

 No.957600

miss lagging my party with my summoner

 No.957601

everything about d2 was perfect loved the animation of that teeth attack the necromancer does

 No.957602

always forget about druids

 No.957603

they were pretty mediocre

 No.957604

File: 1569647010073.jpg (27.84 KB, 220x263, 220px-Nox_(video_game_-_box_art).jpg)

anyone used to play this

 No.957605

no but it looks cool

 No.957606


 No.957607

oh flip 60 fps thats 30 more than the human eye can see

 No.957608

should i pirate code vein

 No.957609

too many games NOT enough time

 No.957610

too few games plenty of time

 No.957611


 No.957612

game looks flipping terrible pirate nioh instead

 No.957613


 No.957614

File: 1569650215145.jpg (24.09 KB, 234x228, 1541816257086.jpg)


 No.957615

hell yeah chase that sportsball

 No.957616

File: 1569650401161.webm (Spoiler Image, 705.65 KB, 1280x720, 1542245465396.webm)


 No.957617

still cant believe the best game ever made is diablo 2 its perfect crying thinking about how completely amazing it is love diablo love diablo 2 love playing assassin

 No.957618


 No.957619

sigh sure played diablo 2 a lot when i was 10 too bad druids were never good

 No.957620

first character was a bone spec necro sigh teeth sigh bone spear

 No.957621

d3 has necros now give it a try

 No.957622


 No.957623


 No.957624

flip d3

 No.957625

mindstoning diablo 2 will never get a sequel

 No.957626

it did though lod

 No.957627

completing the ritual

 No.957628

mindsplitting how superior diablo 2 was to 1

 No.957629

cant believe everyone on hima is a diablo 2 gamer how did we all come together in one place crying

 No.957630

diablo 2 was a manchild factory

 No.957631

you mean warcraft 3 right but anyone who played wc3 played diablo and sc

 No.957632

didnt even play wc3 until after wow

 No.957633

i like diablo 1 better

 No.957634

realizing that back in the day you could expect a video game sequel to be better but now its more like expecting the same of a movie sequel

 No.957635

cant believe im the only one on hima that only ever played as necro in d2

 No.957636

what a waste played every class

 No.957637

its NOT a waste because every class had so much depth its impossible to master

 No.957638

never played d2

 No.957639

damn good game hima damn good

 No.957640

wish bone had been good before the meme patch that ruined the game

 No.957641

lay in bed and cried for the last two hours why cant i fix my life

 No.957642

havent cried in like 5 years ashamed to even admit that i cried then

 No.957643

just fire up some d2 lets do some baal runs

 No.957644

hate baal love cow simple as that

 No.957645

friend from the d2 years ended up being a norm with a daughter

 No.957646

can you introduce me to the daughter

 No.957647

no he lives in the uk now

 No.957648

sigh d2

 No.957649

cant enjoy d2 anymore havent reinstalled it for a good decade played it for entire childhood though

 No.957650

File: 1569656863330.jpg (120.34 KB, 650x921, EFd5KKjWsAAZu0S.jpg)

cant understand the obsession with dark skin game freaks been having the last few years

 No.957651

obsessed

 No.957652

cant tell if thats a boy or girl

 No.957653

its a gender nonconforming person

 No.957654

cant wait for the final season of pocket monsters where satoshi tours the entire pokeworld and finally becomes a pokemon master

 No.957655

will there be kanto pandering

 No.957656

the last episode will be him sending off his daughter for her own pokeventure

 No.957657

why NOT a strong boy instead

 No.957658

no one likes pokeboys

 No.957659

File: 1569657715604.gif (1.54 MB, 540x304, 1565051508988.gif)


 No.957660

cant watch anime unless theres a nice strong boy

 No.957661

what about se nk o

 No.957662

imagine going from 3 main girls to 1 gender nonconfirming person

 No.957663

arora...

 No.957664

im a gamer i game

 No.957665


 No.957666

File: 1569661115280.png (34.99 KB, 302x177, based.png)

classic wk

 No.957667

mindblowing that i dont think ive ever seen a mindblowing post that was mindblowing

 No.957668

going to have to go to work tomorrow or else i think i might get fired for being unproductive on monday

 No.957669

you should be working every day to show loyalty

 No.957670

its the dead hours

 No.957671

File: 1569682309980.jpg (125.05 KB, 900x1581, plump.jpg)


 No.957672

acquired a big horny bone

 No.957673

ever feel like saying something but NOT wanting to steal someone elses shtick

 No.957674

simply crank up the arrogance

 No.957675

>>957671
thats NOT plump id tell that twig bitch to get the flip out of my sight

 No.957676

File: 1569683134109.jpg (94.1 KB, 909x1280, phew.jpg)

is this plump

 No.957677

mindfretting that someone getting an involuntary erection because of you is quite a compliment but girls will be upset if its anyone but chad

 No.957678

mornin woke up

 No.957679

File: 1569684546978.png (2.62 MB, 1212x1920, __st_louis_azur_lane_drawn_by_sendrawz__2488de….png)


 No.957680

mornyan hehe

 No.957681

showered had a couple of covfefes and talked to mom a bunch

 No.957682

why dont girls like me

 No.957683

whens the last time that youve interacted with one

 No.957684

does mom count

 No.957685

havent talked to a foid my age in a decade

 No.957686


 No.957687

no pictures of me exist

 No.957688

forgot my scape password

 No.957689

hate talking to foids because theyve lived a life of privilege very different from my own and we have NOThing in common and theyre disinterested because im NOT chad and im disinterested because theyre stupid so we both want to get away from one aNOTher but we are usually stuck in some sort of professional environment where they have to complete a task and im waiting on them

 No.957690

skipped hard

 No.957691

being a girl is hard trust me

 No.957692

File: 1569685383349.png (2.32 MB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Machikado Mazoku - 12 [1080p].m….png)


 No.957693

dont know how girls do anything with such little muscle and brittle bones

 No.957694

im weaker than a girl

 No.957695

same

 No.957696

same im like 110lbs

 No.957697

im 119 lbs

 No.957698

the twigs shall serve the fatneets in the mansion

 No.957699

199 lbs

 No.957700

im gamer

 No.957701

the ole gamer back is flaring up something fierce hima stiff all over cause of it

 No.957702

170 here hehe

 No.957703

only one thing you can do in this situation its time to game

 No.957704

sigh

 No.957705

sigh sigh

 No.957706

lived 30 years on this planet only to end up as a fat balding 30 year old cel gamer

 No.957707

never even caught a shiny pokemon

 No.957708

when do i get my wizard powers

 No.957709

after the ritual has been completed

 No.957710

the ritual

 No.957711

the ritual is delayed until pnig is out we cant just leave him behind

 No.957712

non virgins cant come the ritual will consider them to be part of the other sacrifices and rip out their soul painfully

 No.957713

you cant delay it we need to leave this hell

 No.957714

owe my life to pnig hes coming with us

 No.957715

hes NOT

 No.957716

File: 1569690725628.webm (450.83 KB, 988x1200, EDBYu1hWkAICPI4.webm)


 No.957717

>>957711
the ritual is complete when hes executed is accepted as the sacrifice

 No.957718

had the gf dream again hehe first time in months

 No.957719

hehe

 No.957720

love gaming hima just love it

 No.957721

cause im a gamer and i game and im a gamer that games yeah gamer gamer gamer gamer

 No.957722

what are you trying to say

 No.957723

you know

 No.957724


 No.957725

how are norms able to do so much while having 1/1000th of the time i have and i do NOThing even lazy norms manage to do more with their day

 No.957726

they dont do that thing where they stare at an imageboard for 6 hours straight
they also combine things like instead of playing on social media theyll go to their friends or gfs and get on social media there with their phone and then count it as hanging out with the bros

 No.957727

really hate the term social media

 No.957728

love staring at hima all day waiting for the next post

 No.957729

is hima social media

 No.957730

its presocial media so its NOT hehehee

 No.957731

i count refreshing hima for 13 hours a day as hanging out with the bros

 No.957732

File: 1569694999887.webm (442.44 KB, 1280x720, 1566643757510.webm)


 No.957733

dropbears were sighted locally cant go outside today

 No.957734

hate australians

 No.957735

australians are ok but flip kiwis

 No.957736

and flip the gods damn ass flippin chinamen canadians

 No.957737

mom bought cabbage

 No.957738

tell her cabbage is for rabbits dont eat that shite fire up a nice mcfonalds burg hell ya

 No.957739

mom is going on a vacation during the week of my birthday

 No.957740

you're forty-two birthdays arent a big deal anymore let mommy live it up

 No.957741

eating a flipping good salad can confirm cabbage is good

 No.957742

>>957740
die norm

 No.957743

hate norms

 No.957744

gonno

 No.957745

gonno flippin game heeeellllllllllllll yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 No.957746

is it wrong for a guy to enjoy some colorful nail polish

 No.957747

what are you gaming

 No.957748

>>957645
some guy told me his password once cant remember why but later on he stole an annihilus charm that we agreed would be mine then changed his password and stopped talking to me but i was able to guess his new password so i took everything in his stash deleted all his characters made a hardcore assassin and left

 No.957749

need canthal tilt surgery badly but dont know if its even worth it my fwhr is bad and my forehead is too big

 No.957750

love diablo love anni charms love sojs love mf runs love baal runs love doing cows love it

 No.957751

wheres the minecraft hima server

 No.957752

mindblowing that minecraft is the most popular game in existence how can people play that rubbish

 No.957753

it was fun from 2009 to mid 2011

 No.957754

played mindcraft when it was in alpha got bored after 2 hours and never played again

 No.957755

its fun

 No.957756


 No.957757

the game hit its peak almost exactly nine years ago

 No.957758

havent logged into steam in three and a half years

 No.957759

File: 1569699464446.png (624.95 KB, 924x716, slap.png)


 No.957760

oh flip

 No.957761

playing some fgo hima

 No.957762

normgo

 No.957763

thought that was for joing NOT playing

 No.957764

File: 1569701642647.jpg (102.96 KB, 479x549, pic.jpg)


 No.957765


 No.957766


 No.957767

>>957759
so cute

 No.957768


 No.957769

hima

 No.957770

steams down hima cant even flippin game like this gonno rage hard here if its NOT up soon

 No.957771

dogs are basted and NOT norm

 No.957772

hima hima senko senko seeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnkkkkkooooooooooooababaabaababaababababaaababbabababbababababababababbabababababababaababababababaababababababa oh flip ohhh flip feeling it oh flip oh yeah im boosting pissssSsSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 No.957773

oh flip oh flip ohhhhhh flipp pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 No.957774

where is it where is steam i need tpo game joima ahwewre his it where is it where is it i need isteam iu[p now i need to game tttttoooootrrrrrrrrrrrroioioioioiiiiiiiiiii

 No.957775

gth norm

 No.957776

help me flttootri hlelpfinpgin help me totori help helph ep help me lhelp steaaaam

 No.957777


 No.957778

haysuz

 No.957779

game on your switch while youre waiting

 No.957780

hope no one on hima is actually dumb enough to support nintendo

 No.957781

nintendo is king square enix is queen

 No.957782

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintendo woohoo

 No.957783

someone post a nice soypic

 No.957784

File: 1569704048979.jpg (24.86 KB, 600x337, 1522541522388.jpg)


 No.957785

>>957772
is this a rage or tard out

 No.957786

File: 1569704211257.jpg (99.9 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.957787

>>957785
whats the difference

 No.957788

mom got hair in my burg again flipping dumb bitch

 No.957789

sigh miss when pnig would post gmm and linus vids

 No.957790

gonno play some ddr

 No.957791


 No.957792

paste redmachined

 No.957793

hate rmd

 No.957794

hope he fatally overdosed on drugs

 No.957795

how can you be a ddr player and fat does he eat an entire pizza for breakfast

 No.957796

some of us are fat by genes

 No.957797

only norms believe the fat gene excuse

 No.957798

no norms think that effort and hard work made them thin its very arrogant

 No.957799

you dont need any effort just dont eat more than you need

 No.957800

wish i could afford to eat $10 worth of snacks every day and plump myself up

 No.957801

pnig did that and he stayed skinnyfat

 No.957802

no that was all he ate i mean including normal meals

 No.957803

moms bringing burgs

 No.957804

remember to bake your chips before you put any cheese on them thats how you make nachos

 No.957805

uh you mean crisps right

 No.957806

starving there is no food

 No.957807

then you throw the cheese on and salsas and jalapanoes and onions and olives and meats

 No.957808

soggy chips

 No.957809

NOThin sog

 No.957810

dont understand how someone can slather so much mayo on a burg a thin layer of mayo is all you need i dont want to bite down and get a mouthful of mayo

 No.957811

love mayo pour it on

 No.957812

used to drown my corn in salt

 No.957813

hope the hima mansion has hospital beds rigged with catheters and ivs of strong sedatives

 No.957814

laughed hard at a post once and said based outloud

 No.957815

hate when mom doe the dishes loudly

 No.957816

hate when i realize i still live with my mom at 40

 No.957817

cant imagine living alone

 No.957818

>>957804
burn in hell soggy chip

 No.957819

oog

 No.957820

big ole pile of soggy flipping chips with poorly distributed toppings and poor topping ratios all glued together like a big ole scab easily the most evil abomination of a culinary dish to ever have scarred this earth with its mere existence

 No.957821

uhhhhh

 No.957822

im a gamer i game simple as that

 No.957823

shat my ass again

 No.957824

moms gone wont be back for a week

 No.957825

did she leave you with enough supplies

 No.957826

are you gonno walk around naked

 No.957827

she prepared a few meals and theres a turkey marinating im supposed to put in the oven

 No.957828

what do you mean gone where would she go

 No.957829

are you gonno be able to cook the turkey

 No.957830

dont know what marinate means

 No.957831

no can you come over and do it

 No.957832

id flip it up too

 No.957833

how are you supposed to tell when its cooked

 No.957834

i think its one of those things norms are born with they can just tell

 No.957835

hate when mom leaves for more than a couple days the start to torment me when im all alone

 No.957836

does mom know about the

 No.957837

might get some ubereats its very rare for me to eat something i did NOT cook up myself

 No.957838

ubernorm

 No.957839

is it a kebab

 No.957840


 No.957841

File: 1569712553357.jpg (Spoiler Image, 241.31 KB, 1600x800, 1558820007366.jpg)


 No.957842

can i survive off of poptarts and bananas

 No.957843

moms buying dominos its a pizza night hima heck ya

 No.957844

dominorm

 No.957845

gross

 No.957846

how come anime girls dont act anything like real ones

 No.957847

my own will always be superior nice stoneground whole einkorn flour goat gouda cheese and fresh organic tomato sauce without any sugar

 No.957848


 No.957849

whats gross about dominos i love it

 No.957850

File: 1569713631028.png (1005.12 KB, 960x1364, N3.png)


 No.957851

File: 1569713642901.png (1.12 MB, 960x1364, N4.png)


 No.957852

ummm

 No.957853

wouldnt say dominos is gross but its a waste of calories compare a real margherita pizza to a dominos one theyre NOT even the same thing

 No.957854

File: 1569713951675.png (1.25 MB, 768x1024, DnxvX8PX0AEbimz.png)


 No.957855

no manpics please we just want girls alone in them

 No.957856

you mean drawings and NOT real girls right

 No.957857

no i got a bad feeling in my stomach when i saw that pic so it must apply to real pics too

 No.957858

stole all my friends d2 gear when i was 10 after he accidentally gave me his password its one of the worst things ive done in my life pretended a hacker did it

 No.957859

burn in hell thief

 No.957860

admitted it years later and he forgave me

 No.957861

used to go on the account of my brothers friend and steal his enigmas hehe

 No.957862

paste thieves

 No.957863

hope there are no thieves in the mansion

 No.957864

gonno steal the chilis

 No.957865

wish i was smart

 No.957866

wish i was conscientious

 No.957867

gonno put on the halloween theme before i forget

 No.957868

flip halloween pnig only made it a big deal because thats when vulnerable underage girls turn up at his house unsolicited

 No.957869

gonno listen to some more video game music

 No.957870

>>957868
its still the best holiday regardless

 No.957871

no thats christmas

 No.957872

xmas blows norm

 No.957873

no thats easter

 No.957874

nah its the best holiday lots of unboxing love consuming hehe

 No.957875

wonder if the guy whose mom didnt let him hand out candy to sexy ladies still posts here

 No.957876

mom said halloween is demonic and doesnt open the door

 No.957877

hate holidays

 No.957878

hate holidays love unholidays simple as

 No.957879

what about birthdays

 No.957880

love other peoples birthdays hate my birthday simple as that

 No.957881

thanksgiving next month hope i can get away with faking a cold and sleeping through it

 No.957882

in 2 months i mean

 No.957883

look who finally came out of his cave

 No.957884

why do they always say that do they think it motivates me to leave my room more often

 No.957885

some might be stupid enough to think it does but others just want to twist the knife

 No.957886

my parents say NOThing they know im a failure but dont wanna acknowledge it

 No.957887

File: 1569717677614.jpg (200.77 KB, 1280x1440, 1569717323989.jpg)

unrealistic

 No.957888

>>957881
but you have been pulling the same schtick for 10 years

 No.957889

anyone want my ubereats code

 No.957890

keep it in the safety deposit box with your kebab

 No.957891

cant use ubereats anymore they banned me

 No.957892

no you dont get it youll get $7 off and ill get $20 off

 No.957893

exchanged my safe deposit box for two smaller boxes with different keys offers a lot more flexibility

 No.957894

they banned my paypal and credit cards too and i think they ban new credit cards if it has my name on it gift cards might be the only way around it but they sometimes ask you to verify your account by scanning a card which they use to look up your identity and reban you

 No.957895

how do you get banned from ubereats

 No.957896

its complicated but i ban their most powerful race in the world support team

 No.957897

ya i was gonno ask

 No.957898

but i blame

 No.957899

dont really need uber eats but being banned from uber might inconvenience me in future

 No.957900

NOT sure what ubereats is i assume some zoomer shit

 No.957901

its a venture capital subsidized free food tugboat

 No.957902

simple as that

 No.957903

anyone else have a weird laugh mine sounds like a goat dying

 No.957904

ya good thing i never laugh

 No.957905


 No.957906

may laugh weird but at least im king

 No.957907

i dont laugh i just wheeze

 No.957908

cant remember the last time i laughed for real

 No.957909

can do it constantly while scrolling hima

 No.957910


 No.957911

how do you guys smile i always do lip smile cause my teeth are fucked and i dont wanna show them

 No.957912

cant remember the last time i smiled for real

 No.957913

have a genetic lopsided smile

 No.957914

face is asymmetrical

 No.957915

is that like a stroke smile

 No.957916

next season looks like real shite

 No.957917

File: 1569719760904.png (232.25 KB, 369x247, stroke.png)

no the stroke smile has no impact on the eyes on the other side the right is literally me

 No.957918

any big boob girls next season

 No.957919

this season was too good god should have saved some of that for next season

 No.957920

ya i liked it

 No.957921

havent had a call from family in months wonder if they hate me now and are trying to cold shoulder me

 No.957922

thats just how it is

 No.957923

hey guys just woke up hows it goin

 No.957924

you cant wake up now

 No.957925

die waker

 No.957926


 No.957927

File: 1569721465861.webm (2.33 MB, 500x667, a44ecc7e46f31ed6603600d0db06b1cc.webm)


 No.957928

think i might be a vampire

 No.957929

are you malkavian

 No.957930

think ill hibernate

 No.957931

>>957927
shes cute

 No.957932

File: 1569724105642.mp4 (6.94 MB, chair.mp4)

everyone in the mansion will be fitted with one of these

 No.957933

hope it can safely transfer us to these in our room

 No.957934

File: 1569724595768.webm (793.04 KB, 960x540, nopersona.webm)


 No.957935

File: 1569724658753.jpg (305.45 KB, 1960x4032, e649jlzdb5p31.jpg)


 No.957936

did you ordered a mcchicken with no bun and no chicken i dont get it

 No.957937

ordered fried chicken from some korean place it wasnt that great the rice was dry and unsalted chicken was okay too much pepper ill stick to cooking everything myself

 No.957938

>>957936
wasnt me

 No.957939


 No.957940

the wrinkles on the op foot are so good sigh just wanna jo every time i see it

 No.957941

File: 1569725806028.png (11.11 KB, 480x640, EFiqye7UUAAcMmV.png)

what does the symbol on the right mean

 No.957942

its a dollar

 No.957943

>>957941
shes a gamer

 No.957944

had the gym to myself until a fat mexican woman was dropped off she went to the bathroom then immediately went outside to play on her phone for a hour until a mexican boy and man showed up and the woman and man started hugging and shit right in the gym i guess they were trying to mog me after i benched 3 plate in front of them

 No.957945


 No.957946

wish i was dumb enough to lift a weight endlessly

 No.957947

wonder what my boy cam is dreaming of

 No.957948

>>957944
cant even bench 2 plate for 5x3 sigh

 No.957949

come suck my wiener for a test boost since im NOT natty

 No.957950

used to be able to benchpress 55 each side can barely lift the bar now sigh

 No.957951

might praise kek

 No.957952

nice alt righter

 No.957953

wish i could go to the gym without having a panic attack

 No.957954

go at night when its dead

 No.957955

cant believe i cant have a real life since mom wont buy me a car sigh
cant imagine actually having the freedom to go somewhere myself

 No.957956

manbaby buckled up in the car seat

 No.957957

File: 1569733747975.jpg (133.22 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Lord El-Melloi II Case Files - ….jpg)

why dont i look like this

 No.957958

thatd be too feminine for you itd hurt your honor pride and dignity

 No.957959

hate having a non-searchable computer problem i forgot the solution to

 No.957960

fixed it

 No.957961

no i didnt

 No.957962

wish i looked like anime girl too id still flip girls though

 No.957963

nice agp

 No.957964

that wouldnt be very fair to your himamates

 No.957965

>>957962
what do you mean still you arent allowed to touch girls as you are now

 No.957966

hadnt thought of that sigh

 No.957967

File: 1569734974948.png (4.61 KB, 304x22, Capture.PNG)

should i fire up a bond

 No.957968

fire up a jo stream

 No.957969

File: 1569735393189.jpg (710.02 KB, 1789x2275, 1569732902543.jpg)


 No.957970

allowing foids to learn how to read and write was a mistake jesus christ how was she even allowed out of the tardcage with sentence structure like that

 No.957971

cant imagine having a job and being forced to read things written by someone like that i would rather hang myself

 No.957972


 No.957973

used to get recess taken away for refusing to do shite like that when i was six do the norms ever stop trying to break you down holy flip

 No.957974

>>957933
doesnt actually seem that expensive theyll sell them to pewdiepie and saudi princes no problem

 No.957975

its all a big joke and im the punchline sigh

 No.957976

>>957970
>>957971
die smartnorms

 No.957977

social animals base everything on status and humans are very social

when a manager or whatever feels they are over you they will try to make you do all sorts of demeaning things so they can big themselves up and their brains will actually reward them for it
your brain on the other hand will squirt out some chemicals that make you feel worse thus helping cement you into your low status position

obviously the answer here is to eradicate all life on this planet

 No.957978

hey hima couldnt all day because of the html user client error had to toggle some settings on my browser and quite frankly after writing up a long post and seeing that shit i was too angry and closed the tab

 No.957979

dont care

 No.957980

>>957978
missed you

 No.957981

left work at 9 and drove around aimlessly for an hour trying to find some car bros to cruise with but as usual there were none so i ended up at the movie theater and saw the last screening of ad astra with brad pitt and tommy lee jones very good movie with some great shots of the solar system
its a more moderate impression of future space exploration and the first half hour of the movie has some funny stuff like an applebees on the moon spaceport and suicide prevention hotline posters on the walls in the military bases but after that its pretty bleak and becomes more of an apocalypse now type introspective journey through the mind of the protagonist
after the movie i threw a dip in and got on the highway headed home and i was driving pretty agressively and got into the far right lane and i didnt realize it was an exit only lane until the last second and had to smash the throttle and pass a car on my left to get back on track but a highway patrol guy chased after me and lit my ass up and i respectfully told him i was disoriented because they repaved the road and showed him my tard documents and he let me off with a warning

 No.957982

i may have mutated that post

 No.957983

please dont i put a lot of thought into it

 No.957984

dont care worknorm

 No.957985

>>957984
enjoy your ban

 No.957986

oh mutated is a filter for mutated

 No.957987

ban

 No.957988

mutant drag racer

 No.957989

secretly enjoy living vicariously through the worknorms its like watching a hima movie hehe

 No.957990


 No.957991

might use the last of my savings to buy a handheld so i dont have to get out of bed to game

 No.957992

modding a 2ds is very easy and rewarding

 No.957993

you can get a 2ds in almost brand new condition or possibly in box on ebay for like 45-70 bucks and 3dsxls arent much more

 No.957994

why the flip would i buy a 2ds im trying to game NOT give myself a humiliation bone

 No.957995

File: 1569739905637.png (121.62 KB, 970x540, axe.png)

just modded my 2ds

 No.957996


 No.957997


 No.957998

baste trevseki

 No.957999

File: 1569743165078.png (15.49 KB, 443x631, serena.png)

gonno make serena in archeage far better than illya

 No.958000

played archeage when it got released secured some extremely high value land

 No.958001

played it the day it released but have no memory of it

 No.958002


 No.958003

hope this anime doesnt suck

 No.958004

mindendconducting that things would be so much easier residentially if i teamed up with other human beings but i cant stand NOT being alone

 No.958005

sure you do norman sure you do

 No.958006

>>958002
dont post this devil

 No.958007

never had a positive experience from being around others i always get betrayed or slowed down or something even on hima i was betrayed

 No.958008

I have a friend who is physically handicapped and very much needs to park in these spaces. The only problem he has ever told me about is finding a spot to park at work. Apparently it's somewhat common where he lives for middle-aged women (his description) to game the system and obtain handicapped placards. He says he knows they are NOT really handicapped because he sees them walking briskly through long corridors at work without distress. Sometimes too young people will borrow an older relative's placard to park in those spaces.

crying

 No.958009

sounds like he could use the exercise

 No.958010

hardware store put up 4 veteran parking signs up behind the handicap signs i just park there i dont give a hoot about stolen valor

 No.958011

oh flip didnt wake up with a big bone today

 No.958012

you have ed

 No.958013

never going to breed anyways

 No.958014

how will the world go on without propagating the genes of the fat 30 year old gaming bald cel

 No.958015


 No.958016

File: 1569766401790.jpg (124.27 KB, 1032x774, B_J-m-9UQAAZTvV.jpg)


 No.958017

lookin good champ

 No.958018

File: 1569766844417.png (392.49 KB, 1280x720, woke up.png)


 No.958019

love you bros so damn much get over here

 No.958020

die manhug

 No.958021

>>958016
why do girls like him more than turt

 No.958022

he statusmaxxed as the 8chan admin

 No.958023

turt doesnt talk to girls

 No.958024

how come spinoff admins are always chads

 No.958025

because when someone creates an imageboard they do it for internet popularity same reason someone streams

 No.958026

i look like a total skeezeball today

 No.958027

are you dogpilled hima

 No.958028

File: 1569773573619.jpg (356.85 KB, 1281x1429, chink.jpg)

based

 No.958029

my purpose is to serve the better males

 No.958030

>>958025
thought people with the typical sociopathic personality disorder created imageboards so they could setup an entire facade to falsely validate their own behaviors without fear of repercussion

 No.958031

thats a lot of words but youre actually completely wrong
love the blanket statement meme

 No.958032

bh admin detected

 No.958033

talking about imageboards i heard this is a ped board how true is that i dont wanna get v&

 No.958034

i know its wrong and its poorly written because i changed the wording too much but i was making a joke about a particular admin

 No.958035

how come nobody told me about this

 No.958036

why do norms love summer so much its the shittiest season

 No.958037

its NOT that bad

 No.958038

game looks too scary mom wont let me have it

 No.958039

yes pnig was a sociopathic lunatic who most certainly created hima to powertrip and create an environment where he was never wrong its pretty sickening

 No.958040

cant believe pnig was a cenobite the whole time

 No.958041

hate scary games

 No.958042

need a psychotic sexy lady ai to tell me what to do and call me an insect

 No.958043

love scary games

 No.958044

i can do that for 10 dollars a day

 No.958045

File: 1569776568402.webm (1.91 MB, 270x480, 1569770795809.webm)


 No.958046


 No.958047

yes turt is a cel lunatic that keeps making posts to rile people up for the attention that he never received from his mother

 No.958048

everyone on hima has a personality disorder

 No.958049

whats my personality disorder

 No.958050

norm

 No.958051

wish i was a natural norm instead of a failed norm

 No.958052

im too paste for my own good

 No.958053

question the existence of mental illness unless someone is banging their head on walls for hours or incapable of dressing themselves its all a money racket

 No.958054

File: 1569777325789.png (129.22 KB, 1000x432, 1568403099497.png)


 No.958055

paste

 No.958056

what about staring at the wall for hours

 No.958057

literally NOThing wrong with wallstaring or mumblepacing

 No.958058

love contrasting humor

 No.958059

i write my thoughts on hima for hours on end is that a mental illness

 No.958060

norms are forced into consuming drugs and junkfood and alcohol all day to cope a neet should rise above it and reach a state of tranquility free from chemical additives

 No.958061

norms are pathetic animals we cant sink to their level

 No.958062

i masturbate to cope

 No.958063

utter rejection of this world is the key

 No.958064

kind of inspired to do something grand imagining the densely populated world in 5000 years even if 0.0001% of the population would see my work it would still be a few thousand people

 No.958065

we will be worshiped as prophets by the neets of 2106

 No.958066

do something really niche like cubist surreal renaissance sexy lady that way youll be the only example of it when its mentioned

 No.958067

gonno carve something out toss it in the forest and hope an archeologist finds it

 No.958068

a norm will find it and throw it away to clean the forest up the norms will ruin even this the gods damned norms

 No.958069

nah ive seen beer cans with the old tab pull things in the woods if he goes in far enough it could be there for 50 years at least

 No.958070

im a gamer i game

 No.958071

>>958067
carve up a few sexy ladies and throw them in the forest just do NOT call the police on yourself

 No.958072

in the future they will write papers about the ancient peds

 No.958073

moms watching flat earth videos again