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 No.956390

should i stream

 No.956391

>>956386
the fact that this never happened to me when i was a boy is proof that there is no benevolent god

 No.956392

streamin for a few hours

twitch.tv/stramingajo

 No.956393

uhh twitch.tv/streamingajo

 No.956394

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 No.956395

are you trying to solo mara

 No.956396

that was a freak accident she bouldered at the worst possible time and didnt stop

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 No.956398

sigh sexy girl

 No.956399

goddamnit i shaved my pubes and ass hair yesterday with a safety razor and now ive got razor burn all over the place sigh

 No.956400

what did you expect

 No.956401

>>956397
i would save her

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 No.956404

its happening

 No.956405

what

 No.956406

the foretold events

 No.956407

time to watch columbo and snooze

 No.956408

its flippin gods damned happening

 No.956409

what is whats happening

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 No.956411

basted norms finding old epic posts

 No.956412

what you guys are referring to as a manbaby is in fact man/baby or as ive recently taken to calling it man plus baby

 No.956413

i am without a doubt man plus baby

 No.956414

still NOT as man plus baby as pamperchu

 No.956415

cant believe this

 No.956416

already told you about evil sugar and evil grains

 No.956417

watched one exercising video and now my youtube recommendations are full of fitness videos

 No.956418

onegai muscle

 No.956419

need to stop using apple juice bottles as piss bottles hehe

 No.956420

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 No.956421

been steadily losing fat over the past month or two of low to no carbohydrates cant wait to see what happens when i pin and achieve my final form hell god mode

 No.956422

>>956420
i dont get it

 No.956423

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 No.956424

>>956422
i think theyre actresses from the final destination series of normflix

 No.956425

>>956419
snapple bottles are the best but you shouldnt be drinking that poison

 No.956426

uh how is it poison fruits are good for you

 No.956427

fool

 No.956428

fruit juice is just sugar water you need to blend those puppies up

 No.956429

then it just tastes bad whats the point

 No.956430

take that back

 No.956431

love fruits and monster and sour keys

 No.956432

cant eat anything unless theres sugar in it

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 No.956434

something bad is about to happen

 No.956435

what is it whats about to happen

 No.956436

i dont know yet but it should happen in the next 3 hours

 No.956437

take it back im freaking out now

 No.956438

just realized cunny is cute and funny and NOT the other thing

 No.956439

mom made sausage again

 No.956440

ate some tofu

 No.956441

normfu

 No.956442

took a shower and did NOT use the incel 2 in 1

 No.956443

might fire up the pasta

 No.956444

the pasta has been fired up i repeat the pasta has been fired up

 No.956445

yeah mom real based how you left a bunch of dishes in the sink before you decided to go to the beach for 4 days but you have aNOTher thing coming if you think ill wash them you lazy bitch im already out of forks and i dont give a hoot

 No.956446

are you gonno use your hands

 No.956447

got some pimple swollen lip hybrid this really sucks hima

 No.956448

you mena herpes

 No.956449

thats impossible

 No.956450

moving to a new office hima

 No.956451

hi all first time poster here i was told by gnfos yall were some good folk to post with haha cute pics btw ^-^~

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 No.956453

too dumb to even boil a pot of water

 No.956454

what do you mean you just turn the knob to hot and leave the pot of water there until it bubbles

 No.956455

wine was shitty so i dumped ice in it hehe

 No.956456

>>956454
what if it burns

 No.956457

water cant burn its inorganic like salt

 No.956458

it wont burn

 No.956459

how much water are you supposed to put in

 No.956460

as much as you want buddy

 No.956461

is it supposed to be hot or cold

 No.956462

put in more than the amount of water you need because some of it is going to turn into steam and escape and make sure you factor in the ambient temperature mineral content and atmospheric pressure so you know how much energy to add to make it boil you dont want to add too much energy or you will get too much escaping as steam you do NOT want to know what happens when you make too much steam

 No.956463

cant believe i have to have a phd in hydrology and chemistry just to boil a pot of water

 No.956464

dont forget that as some of the water escapes it will start to boil faster as the mineral content increases following an inverse square law you dont want to start a runaway reaction and next thing you know the whole house is on fire

 No.956465

Things incels like to buy and their justification for it:

#1
Thin metallic framed glasses

Incels shudder at the sight of "bugmen" out in public wearing oversized thick framed glasses. The last thing an incel wants (other than opening a door for a woman) is to look like one of them.

#2
VW vehicle

The choice car for any Nazi sympathizer.
Did you know most incels defend the actions of Hitler? Shocker, I know.
This leads us to

#3
Custom license plates

What better way to communicate (wink) to other racist and sexist losers by plastering incel lingo on your vehicle license plate. 'GRABHER'

#4
Guns

This shouldnt be surprising. Incels and guns go together like dog shit and outsoles. For men who have trouble getting laid, shooting a few rounds at the gun range is a great way to relieve some stress. It's also a great way to delude yourself into thinking penetrating paper rather than pussy will help to keep your masculinity from withering away.
And finally

#5
Weightlifting equipment

Incels dont go to public gyms. That would be a death trap. Instead, they opt to lift weights in the dark corners of the world that is their bedroom. Slowly losing whatever sanity they had left, assuming a girl will fall into their lap for any miniscule muscle gain -- physically molding themself into the monster that was already present inside them. Take pity on them.

 No.956466

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 No.956467

love lifting weights in a good dark corner

 No.956468

that last line sounded pretty badass though

 No.956469

got none of those things

 No.956470

dumb incels

 No.956471

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 No.956472

would love an iphone 11 still got 7 sigh

 No.956473

oink oink

 No.956474

google pixel 4 coming out soon

 No.956475

oink oink oink

 No.956476

googled that now what

 No.956477

got more wine

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 No.956479

die technorm

 No.956480

nn

 No.956481

i dont get it

 No.956482

its over for intel

 No.956483

still using intel sorry

 No.956484

still using r5 2600 should i upgrade

 No.956485

no just stop playing video games

 No.956486

hate video games

 No.956487

video games ruined my life

 No.956488

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