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 No.787220[Last 100 Posts]

aloha

 No.787223

nice boobs

 No.787224

yeah well girls start puberty at like 9

 No.787225

if you have 9 kids they are paying for themselves and then some

 No.787226

they only start if they have adequate body fat its possible to nearly eliminate puberty by being excessively skinny

 No.787227

havent seen a meme get pushed this hard since the sierra mist product placement

 No.787228

愛 acting cool and high status with my aloha shirt i should pick up some sunglasses

 No.787229

would 愛 to see turt raise a troop of 9 mini mass monster turtlets

 No.787230

prepubescent bodies arent underage yet

 No.787231

himako has underage boobs that are very small

 No.787232

how can you tell a body is prepubescent

 No.787233

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?

 No.787234

i can tell because i dont get a chicken nugget

 No.787235

did any of you read the wikipedia link for simeon stylites in the last thread thought he was a cool character

 No.787236

i dont read wikipedia theres too much fake news

 No.787237

what should i do with my first 10k

 No.787238

thought maybe it would get easier to deal with my hair if it was longer because of gravity but its really a pain in the ass

 No.787239

wonder how neetblog is dealing with this heat

 No.787240

hes in the mud

 No.787241

hima had one hell of a day let me tell you
so i went to work and when i got there i went to open the door but my key wasnt in my wallet so id have to come back home get the spares and go back but my backpack was really heavy because of the NOTebook and power adapter so i left it there hidden on the corner behind the emergency exit door knowing that id be back in 20 minutes
when i got back home it took me ages to find the keys because i couldnt remember where id left them and when i finally got back to the office with the keys and went to get my backpack it was open and someone had taken the NOTebook

 No.787242

should have put it in the dumpster

 No.787243


 No.787244

there were two cleaning ladies there cleaning my floor and when i asked them they said that they saw the backpack but it was already open and they called the doorkeeper and security there while i was gone but they told them to just ignore it so i went to the doorkeeper and asked him for the security camera archive but theres no security cameras in the emergency stairs and there was NOThing in the one outside just me leaving it there and then coming back and the cleaning ladies mopping

 No.787245

hes refusing to condense his posts because he doesnt want to risk anyone mutating it

 No.787246

dont put keys in your wallet what the hell

 No.787247

its just a single key and ive always kept it there

 No.787248

it does NOT belongo there

 No.787249

even young sexy ladies can help feed the chickens and water crops all you need is a big backyard

 No.787250

i keep all 3 keys for the water stores in my backpack

 No.787251

so later one of the cleaning ladies comes to me and says that ``a girl that works on aNOTher floor'' found the NOTebook hidden inside her floors dumpster but that she was scared that id call the cops on her so i told her that i wouldnt and that the NOTebook is NOT even mine its the companys and that i would pretend that NOThing ever happened if i get it back so she brought it back and everything ended up fine but the whole day has been just stressful one thing after the other

 No.787252

>>787250
make a backup of each

 No.787253

theyrr stamped with do NOT duplicate

 No.787254

wish i had my own water empire of aqueducts and springs

 No.787255

then dont or ask your boss beforehand

 No.787256

why would i need duplicates

 No.787257

what if you lose them and your NOTebook gets stolen

 No.787258

i dont own a NOTebook

 No.787259

but your boss wants you to get one

 No.787260

>>787254
its NOT that great what about a coke zero empire instead

 No.787261

once i get my credentials to log into the system ill get one

 No.787262

so in the end it all turned out ok but i think that the cleaning lady is the one who stole it and maybe had a change of heart later or something still anxious and stressed out though think im gonno watch some prichan and relax

 No.787263

think i pulled a tooth out of place with corn on the cob

 No.787264

happened to me once when i had a cold on the cob or as the yankees say a popsicle

 No.787265

phew underage anchovy banner shes just asking for it

 No.787266

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nice invisible girl (bnha)

 No.787267

she obviously stole it

 No.787268

ended up falling half asleep patting the dogs for an hour gonno morph for real now though

 No.787269

ya thats what The Boss said too but im NOT gonno call the cops on her or anything since she gave it back

 No.787270

>>787268
can you stay up for just 4 more hours

 No.787271

yeah you shouldnt better NOT to ruin her life over something dumb like that after she did the right thing in the end

 No.787272

>>787270
i was already asleep for the last hour and you didnt even NOTice so its fine

 No.787274

yes i did

 No.787275

was going to say something last night dont feel like it now

 No.787276

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 No.787277

The Bosss using the pressure cooker

 No.787278

>>787276
im NOT strong enough

 No.787279

wearing my new pants and a sexy lady walking past me actually looked at my pants then at me and said hi she had a big red bow in her hair

 No.787280

dad and sis are watching some super hero marvel movie cunnilingusdam its trash just listening to it reminds me of bad video sushi bar dialog

 No.787281

you say no dank
sourseki cant
he gets so damn trippy in his mind he goes blank

 No.787282

>>787281
was thinking of this song at work and i was whistling the beat

 No.787283

the top 10 get high admins number 1 is your rank

 No.787284

>>787279
its the chinos

 No.787285

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 No.787286

We are reviewing your request to join Amazon Mechanical Turk
sigh when can i start raking in the big ones

 No.787287

mturk is a waste of time even scaping pays more per hour

 No.787288

in all labor there is profit

 No.787289

slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep and an idle soul shall suffer hunger

 No.787290


 No.787291

wonder if i can marry her va wish to hear that voice in bed every night

 No.787292

they call me the idleblog

 No.787293

hehe lunas The Boss made a thumbnail

 No.787294

>>787291
i refuse to let you lay your dirty neethands on her fair skin

 No.787295

hate luna hate her flapper voice

 No.787296

NOThin flapper

 No.787297

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underage anna is gonno get snapped by the pedbears

 No.787298

writing my resume how do i explain employment gaps

 No.787299

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 No.787300

>>787298
make up a cool story about sailing around the world or something too ridiculous that they wont even ask questions about

 No.787301

they never asked anything about mine just hired me on the spot but i had recommendations just say that you were trying to find yourself or some other bullshite like that

 No.787302

cant believe that domonique got kicked out of fwbc

 No.787303

turking is boosting sick boys were all gonno make it

 No.787304

ban

 No.787305

banning a turker if the first step into damnation

 No.787306

get a real job

 No.787307

i deserve to be damned

 No.787308

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 No.787309

dads watching watchman again i swear he watches it like every couple weeks

 No.787310

>>787308
weird bhole looks like some kind of ocean creature

 No.787311

had no recommendations no resume or anything when i applied to the water store i saw the sign and walked in and got an interview then aNOTher a few days later and i got hired

 No.787312

feel like flirting with some sexy ladies and preteens whats the best way

 No.787313

whats the difference

 No.787314

also dont do weird stuff with kids

 No.787315

a sexy lady is younger than a preteen and you can flip preteens

 No.787316

how is a sexy lady younger than a preteen what do you think sexy lady means

 No.787317

sexy ladies dont exist in reality its just a combination of physical attributes

 No.787318

spraypainting in the basement cunnilingus it reeks

 No.787319

is anyone still watching shokugeki no soma

 No.787320

>>787316
preteen is strictly 12 but a sexy lady is anything younger than that

 No.787321

sexy ladyta was 12 and sexy lady traditionally means pubescent girl

 No.787322

no it doesnt mean anything no one calls real children sexy ladies its solely a japanese ped thing youve been brainwashed

 No.787323

sexy lady is 4 to 11 then preteen 12 to 13 and teen 14 to 16

 No.787324


 No.787325

愛 that american snacks are by far the most ridiculous and unhealthy
we should send her a giant can of chef boyardee or pork rinds or hot fries

 No.787326

wish to flip a sexy lady

 No.787327

a can of spaghettios is NOT a snack

 No.787328

i must flip a sexy lady

 No.787329

spagettios and chef boyardee arent the same idiot theyre different brands
i have to eat at least four cans to get full

 No.787330

nice turt

 No.787331


 No.787332

groan technorm

 No.787333

japs are so impressed by baked goods i hate em NOThing more boring than some gross ass crackers with dried fruit or whatever just hate everything baked its all empty carbs and tastes like shit

 No.787334

how is tech norm

 No.787335


 No.787336

>>787333
nice NOTastebudstron maybe stop eating trash meant to be stored for eight months and sold at walmart for a change

 No.787337

filter threw me for a loop had with that post

 No.787338

dunno how you twigs can feel satisfied eating some appetizer like a sandwich or a peanut butter and jelly those are just warm ups for me i need to eat several cups of rice or several cans of beans or a giant salad to fill up and even then it only takes maybe two hours for me to get hungry again

 No.787339

>>787336
>>787330
im NOT turt hungry

 No.787340

turt here ama

 No.787341

i keep eating and eating and eating literal trash like ice cream and fatty chips and i keep losing weight i got on the scale at the pool on saturday fully dressed with shoes and my hat and glasses and it read 147 im probably at like 143 now even though ive been spending more and more money eating

 No.787342

you have tapeworm

 No.787343

most twigs have no idea how much theyre eating then they count it up and realize it was like 1000 calories

 No.787344

i doubt it but even if i did i cant afford to go to the doctor anyway

 No.787345

starting to realize when i was about 170 pounds i felt better than i ever have in my life when i was at my max of 190 i would have trouble getting up stairs but now that im 145 i stay sore longer and have no mass to throw around carrying heavy stuff

 No.787346

i cant gain weight no matter how much i eat ive been eating like a horse for the past two months and i lost some weight

 No.787347

sigh at least im NOT the only one maybe ill get some protein powder and blimp out

 No.787348

>>787346
tapeworm

 No.787349

i wouldnt mind eating meat but i dont know how to cook and even if i did The Boss doesnt eat beef and wont let me cook it in the house

 No.787350

im NOT allowed to use the stove since the incident

 No.787351

okay gonno morph bye

 No.787352

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 No.787353

you can be the dub king

 No.787354

gonno morph now

 No.787355

used to post my meals on ck and people would assume i was obese or cooking for two

 No.787356

no i got a gross farmer tan

 No.787357

go about your day shirtless

 No.787358

i got some nice tanned forearms with lots of veins

 No.787359

used to be friends with 100bowl rest his soul progun too those were the days

 No.787360

just woke up hungover as shite gonno make some carbonara now

 No.787361

simply remorph

 No.787362

>>787355
are you obese

 No.787363

no way im neetblog

 No.787364

thats impossible im neetblog

 No.787365

no im barely 160lbs on a good day and 6ft

 No.787366

the real neetblogs been dead for at least a year

 No.787367

if thats true i will personally enter hades to bring him back to the living

 No.787368

>>787367
facilis descensus averno

 No.787369

>>787285
are they watching a mate jo

 No.787370

ya

 No.787371

reading about the lives of saints there are some real cool people wish someone could cure me of my lameness

 No.787372

i was named after a saint you know

 No.787373

do you take after him

 No.787374

NOT really

 No.787375

Congratulations, your Mechanical Turk account has been approved.

 No.787376

gz

 No.787377

just scape and sell the gold if youre good you can make $5 an hour and at least its fun

 No.787378

going to make a nightcall

 No.787379

still need to say something but now is a bad time

 No.787380

spit it out

 No.787381

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hate when this happens

 No.787382

egg (mildly pejorative, slang, ethnic slur), (potentially offensive) A person of Caucasian (Western) ancestry, who has a strong desire to learn about and immerse themself in East Asian culture, and/or such a person who is perceived as behaving as if they were Asian (from the "white" outside and "yellow" inside).

hehe

 No.787383

sounds like me hehe

 No.787384

hehe same

 No.787385

die whiteys

 No.787386

im yellow on the inside

 No.787387

File: 1527571262613.jpg (3.43 MB, 4160x3120, 20180529_003411.jpg)

walmart was dead even the usual freaks that come through at night were nowhere to be seen

car looks like a little like a suzuki cappuccino in this pic

 No.787388

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 No.787389

>>787387
thats a good idea gonno have a cappuccino

 No.787390

hell yeah

 No.787391

>>787388
spermed to this hope thats okay

 No.787392

20 seconds and i got a chicken strip from nervousness

 No.787393

what the heck

 No.787394

whyd she do that

 No.787395

she had NOT choice

 No.787396

whyd it take her 3 minutes and what was she doing for for the rest of the time

 No.787397

starting to realize i might be a weeb i find comfort in japanese stuff

 No.787398

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tell me about yourself

 No.787399

still dont know where to go to flirt with preteens

 No.787400

>>787388
what is she doing

 No.787401

do you even know how to flirt

 No.787402

yeah turdt taught me how to do it

 No.787403

yeah youre just meant to make fun of the girl right

 No.787404

who is all here right now is pg and onseki and nb and the sb mate here

 No.787405

negging is an advanced technique that only works when you have a smv advantage

 No.787406

i dont mean negging youre just meant to tease them a little bit right and make them laugh

 No.787407

yeah its great

 No.787408

>>787404
im here

 No.787409

havent had lemonade in like 10 years but i suddenly just got a hankering for it maybe ill make some

 No.787410

its difficult and long winded the mating rituals of animals are simpler and effective you just beat up rival males or build a fancy nest

 No.787411

if girls are gonno treat me like an animal then ill snap them like one

 No.787412

>>787409
make sure you get lemons from a place where its winter its a very common misconception that citrus fruit ripens in the summer due to the association of lemonade with summer

 No.787413

if i build a fancy mud hut will i be granted a lgf

 No.787414

i get treated well by girls so much that i like it more when a girl treats me badly is that ok

 No.787415

SMOKE

 No.787416

>>787412
just ordered some lemons from nigeria thanks

 No.787417

summertime lemonade is actually a modern thing with the advent of quick shipping thats why the lemons in the stores now are all from chile

 No.787418

wont ever get to say what i was going to now and i dont know when everyone is active

 No.787419

decided ill get a job as a bowling alley pinsetter

 No.787420

>>787418
just say it

 No.787421

it will be mutated by those who are sleeping ill just wait for a time when everyone is here and i can say more details

 No.787422

thinking about that sexy lady she was super cute

 No.787423

im really horny

 No.787424

ooga

 No.787425

alright gonno drink that cappuccino and play some dota i spose

 No.787426

gonno morph then bye

 No.787427

gonno sushi bar

 No.787428

>>787387
looks plastidipped

 No.787429

pbj time

 No.787430

moon was very bright out tonight its almost full

 No.787431

cant wait for the beauty if the 15th night of the lunar month

 No.787432

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 No.787433

moon is full and shining on me

 No.787434

hate that dance it enrages me

 No.787435

drank a soda for the first time in a year and ive been up for 40 hours sigh

 No.787436

my subscription to the dearborn independent stopped arriving sometime ago

 No.787437

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 No.787438

incel prophet

 No.787439

ate a moda pill to get out this essay so i can graduate

 No.787440

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shes askin to get snapped

 No.787441

my favorite movie is the crow because the the crow is basically me

 No.787442

getting angry while trying to do a revenants task i do NOT understand why clans are a thing

 No.787443

clanmanmode...

 No.787444

wish clans were a bigger thing in real life like an apartment building that treats eachother as family

 No.787445

clans do exist they group together and bully people for little personal gain while risking NOThing of their own using underhanded tactics that prevent them from ever being in danger they are called norms

 No.787446

chinks are baste

 No.787447

hi hima woke up gonno amke some pbjs

 No.787448

sigh why do you mates post so much while im snoozin and morph when i wake up

 No.787449

simply adapt

 No.787450

nekomimi modo

 No.787451

just woke up and i need to flip a underage sexy lady

 No.787452

my be愛d dead hours

 No.787453

gonno make popcorn

 No.787454

only one on hima

 No.787455

never been to hima whats it like

 No.787456

found it fascinating when those pie eating contestants came to hima and concluded that it was 700k posts of one person talking to themselves

 No.787457

miss 2015 hima

 No.787458

2016 was better

 No.787459

wish the hima mansion was finished

 No.787460

>>787456
you know hes right

 No.787461

hungry gonno go grab a box of onion rings and some pork belly

 No.787462

spermed and now remembered that i am also hungry

 No.787463

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baste chinks on the phone waiting for their gfs to finish talking to chad

 No.787464

wish i was a chink

 No.787465

phew the onion rings were extra great today and super crispy now im gonno have some coke zero

 No.787466

always reassuring to hear that homie

 No.787467

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turt.......

 No.787468

realized that back when i was 19 thats why i stopped lifting its all just a massive cope

 No.787469

satoko want flip

 No.787470

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 No.787471

darjeeling

 No.787472

>>787469
no she does NOT

 No.787473

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 No.787474

sample saver

 No.787475

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 No.787476

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 No.787477

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 No.787478


 No.787479

why

 No.787480

just got back from work
watched that japanese girl pissing herself but didnt realize until the end that she was holding the camera in her right hand i thought she was playing with herself why did it take 3 minutes for her to piss

 No.787481

peeing as a girl looks weird it just kinda fell out everywhere

 No.787482

nice gnfos is back

 No.787483

sold the domain back to him before christmas its about time he did something with it

 No.787484

hima im in 愛 with morrigan aensland is that ok

 No.787485

what do you 愛 about her

 No.787486

愛 her wanton hedonism and open eroticism and of course her underage tights with bats on them

 No.787487

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wish i kiss a sexy lady

 No.787488

they hate kissing gross hairy manbeasts

 No.787489

does becoming a norm really make you less ped

 No.787490

no it does the opposite because you realize just how easy it would be to flip a sexy lady

 No.787491

>>787459
speaking of that if theres ever a hima meetup i will pay for either accommodations or plane tickets everything should be sorted out in a bit and i should have a few dozen grand in the bank before the end of the year at least

 No.787492

put it in bond and s&p500 etfs before you end up spending it all

 No.787493

sourdough bread is NOT coming out too well

 No.787494

why whats wrong with it

 No.787495

the starter didnt seem right i see its supposed to double in volume but it never did i saw some bubbles but thats it making the dough was tough i followed instructions for sourdough that was meant for wheat but im using 100 whole grain spelt so i had too much water which made it sticky i kneaded the dough for almost an hour and it didnt change at all i left the dough overnight and leaving it in a warm oven now and it isnt changing in size im afpie eating contest it wont be bread at all just a blob of dough

 No.787496

i checked it out again and i see a bubble rising but that could just be air and NOT fermentation gas

 No.787497

you underestimated the art of breadmmaking and now reality hit you like a truck truth is you are a hundred years too early

 No.787498

i already made bread a few years ago but then i used commercial yeast

 No.787499

>>787491
hope youre willing to pay for a barge to ship neetblog over

 No.787500

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 No.787501

mindboggling that beatles norms consider themselves above the masses and NOT affected by marketing and popularity its infuriating

 No.787502

mindboggling that turt was posting epic memes on the internet while i wasnt even born yet

 No.787503

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mindboggling that this was posted over 10 years ago and similar memes are still being made on sites like reddit

 No.787504


 No.787505

if i went all in on a hobby i could have been popular like my friends herkz and zyzz

 No.787506

did you know chestbrah

 No.787507

die technorms

 No.787508

if i did i didnt know them by that name i recognized jons name but azizs didnt click until he died and people started spilling off fit and posting about him

 No.787509

ya the sourdough ended up a failure its NOT bread theres absolutely no fermentation present its just cooked dough

 No.787510

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 No.787511

>>787505
wish youd suddenly die without any of us ever finding it out

 No.787512


 No.787513

>>787510
this makes me sad flipping chinks ruining the idyllic countryside and forcing me to go to war with them while my lgf pines for my return

 No.787514

hima pinches today

 No.787515

its turdt

 No.787516

atsuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 No.787517

its nice and cold here

 No.787518

same 愛 when its a bit cold but NOT too much and sunny and with a nice chilly breeze

 No.787519

im cold blooded

 No.787520

invaders are over and i didnt shower

 No.787521

simply go greet them and then go take your shower

 No.787522

>>787517
go to hell

 No.787523

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 No.787524

del

 No.787525

samsung shooting for 3nm in 2021

 No.787526

>>787467
if it was wasted then why do i miss those days so much
if anything what im doing now is wasting

 No.787527

turt why didnt girls fall for johnny bravo he was tall handsome and ripped

 No.787528

basted

 No.787529

he lived with his mother had no car or job and was friends with a sexy lady an incel dweeb and an old restaurant owner

he had no status but still fell for the pua meme

 No.787530

wish i was friends with a sexy lady an incel dweeb and an old restaurant owner instead im friends with incel dweebs and a ped water store owner

 No.787531

bored sigh

 No.787532


 No.787533

at least you can get all the discounted water you can drink sigh sorry for replying there was a commotion caused when my browser decided to warn me that himasugi.org was NOT secure and that i should retreat back to safety is this the work of Agent Beauford

 No.787534

nice invalid certificatesugi

 No.787535

im working on it didnt realize they sent me an email
their website is acting weird too

 No.787536

had to add an exception for hima hope the bossseki doesnt hack me

 No.787537

made two sausage melts

 No.787538

did the himassl expire

 No.787539

i completely forgot i had marked today onsekis ssl expiration

 No.787540

i paid the bill a couple weeks ago but forgot to remember to configure it
it only takes a few minutes normally but the hosts site is down of course
im just waiting for their website to come back up and it will be done soon after sorry for the inconvenience

 No.787541

long wait for NOThing still cant take down hima

 No.787542

hey mates just woke up gows it going nice cert

 No.787543

>>787537
wish i had one

 No.787544

they were really good

 No.787545

gonno lay down watch some vids and then morph

 No.787546

Burzum & Earache (Black Metal History)

 No.787547

can i post somethign

 No.787548

NO`

 No.787549

its something new

 No.787550

himas certificate expired no wonder it stopped updating i thought i was alone for a few hours

 No.787551

sigh low priority

 No.787552

low priority is more fun than regular matches

 No.787553

going to bed good night hima

 No.787554

tfw to intelligent to update certificate

 No.787555

>>787549
post it

 No.787556

going to morph now see ya tomorrow in nine hours

 No.787557

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 No.787558

File: 1527649190496.webm (8.56 MB, 642x480, Denpa Shounen Nasubi Prize Life Contest part ….webm)


 No.787559

normsubi

 No.787560

alright gonno make some pasta

 No.787561

ive been intermittently clicking and trying to get it to work but ive got to wake up for work in five hours so i cant waste anymore time on this im sorry

 No.787562

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 No.787563

File: 1527654058619.png (6.66 KB, 427x215, 94fbdff9dbdc24ba8b93d7367a25eb68.png)

what the boost is these

 No.787564

forgot that site existed

 No.787565

i stayed up and finally got it to work the certificate is apparently valid and installed but it might take a little while for it to fix itself

 No.787566

sigh

 No.787567

turk it loud

 No.787568

pasta is really fantastic today its superb hima

 No.787569

cant stop eating deli meats

 No.787570

sigh gave a really amazing speech in my head that would have changed the way people think but then i forgot it all

 No.787571

what was it about

 No.787572

phew that was good

 No.787573

i shall never eat food again

 No.787574

why NOT its fun

 No.787575

turking it loudly and turking it proudly

 No.787576

wish i could turk are you making much

 No.787577

why cant you turk?

 No.787578

you can only do it if youre from certain countries

 No.787579

got accepted for the turk but i have no idea what my ssn is so i cant do anything

 No.787580

ask The Boss

 No.787581

sorry bout the country thing and for u ask ur The Bossmy or daddy for it there should be no problem for them finding out 4 u

 No.787582

i want new turking brothers

 No.787583

if i ask my parents what it is theyll ask why and if i tell them theyll know im cracking on you die if you work

 No.787584

File: 1527663580847.gif (680.31 KB, 480x270, 1527643882543.gif)

u turk?

 No.787585

just say youre curious

 No.787586

dead hours

 No.787587

dont disturb the peace of my dead hours

 No.787588

shouldnt have had tuna and crackers for dinner my stomach is in kNOTs

 No.787589

stop eating fish

 No.787590

that other mate eats tuna melts like every day and he seems fine

 No.787591


 No.787592

NOThing wrong with eating fish

 No.787593

people who eat fish have a deathwish

 No.787594

fish is blue zone approved

 No.787595

the tuna melt mate has probably ingested enough tuna to get brain problems hes full of lead

 No.787596

wish someone would pump me full of lead

 No.787597

s4 and fly joined eg didnt see anyone post about it here

 No.787598

its a very good trade flys a good captain and s4 is a very strong offlaner rivalling universe sumail back to mid and artour can play a similar style that NOTail did during ogs dominant days

 No.787599

the better part of a successful dota team is the chemistry they share i dont know if eg will manage to gel together into a top tier team before ti starts

 No.787600

but yeah it was probably the best move they could have made given the circumstances

 No.787601

they werent even on track to go to ti with their previous roster

 No.787602

wonder what would have happened in an alternate universe where eg kicked sumail instead of ppd

 No.787603

i feel like ive fallen behind everyone in social intelligence and i dont know where to go anymore and im going mad

 No.787604

that goes for on the internet and especially off of it

 No.787605

wish i wasnt so frail

 No.787606

been up in bed for a few hours just got out of bed hows it going

 No.787607

my strength is now 87

 No.787608

hi hima hows it going woke up gonno make a pbj

 No.787609

NOT bad about to have aNOTher big bowl of pasta

 No.787610

wish i had some pasta is it aglio e uoglio

 No.787611

no its a recipe of my own creation

 No.787612

wish i was skilled enough to create my own recipes

 No.787613

gn talkin shit bout the him'

 No.787614

gwho

 No.787615


 No.787616

norwood of peace

 No.787617

one time i threw up in the classroom that day still haunts me

 No.787618

gross

 No.787619

that never happened to me but i did shit myself a few times

 No.787620

why

 No.787621

i gambled and lost theres NOT much else to say about it

 No.787622

gonno go with my colorful standard print aloha shirt today

 No.787623

i need to flip a sexy lady

 No.787624

File: 1527692337764.png (40.93 KB, 516x140, sigh4(63,15).png)

explain this smartnorms or get linus on the line {"readyState":0,"status":0,"statusText":"error"}

>>787621

 No.787625

quit gambling your capes

 No.787626

wish i could come to work in aloha shirts

 No.787627

How have you been faring brothers

 No.787628

is that you The Bossgf

 No.787629

no i was just impersonating

 No.787630

its me neetblog

 No.787631

coke zero time

 No.787632

how to make hima update properly again i keep getting left behind

 No.787633

same its all flipped up

 No.787634

test

 No.787635

i swapped to firefox and when it says this website is NOT secure theres an option to add exception and if you do that it will update again without having to refresh

 No.787636


 No.787637

slept for 11 hours sigh

 No.787638

hungry hima

 No.787639

make some oatmeal

 No.787640

File: 1527702975501.jpg (Spoiler Image, 153.32 KB, 938x808, 1527694783109.jpg)


 No.787641

gonno jog

 No.787642

>>787639
i dont want to cook basted oatman

 No.787643

>>787640
onseki ban this mate

 No.787644

anyone wanna play table tennis

 No.787645

id rather play some holes at the hima country club

 No.787646

couldnt post for like 24 hours

 No.787647

got a big chicken nugget in my pantalones

 No.787648

File: 1527704307923.jpg (2.15 MB, 3264x2448, tardlation note.jpg)

couldnt post so i went to the bookstore and then i couldnt post this translation NOTe in non non biyori

 No.787649

nice renge aloha shirt

 No.787650

gotta 愛 a good random tln NOTe

 No.787651

hotaru is so underage

 No.787652

sukumizu komachan

 No.787653

at the end of the manga they had the characters with their voice actors in the studio it was weird

 No.787654

愛 weird stuff

 No.787655

gonno jo

 No.787656

bored hima

 No.787657

gonno eat chips and salsa

 No.787658

spermed

 No.787659

made pbnj

 No.787660

havent had a pbnj in a long time how was it

 No.787661

pretty juicy

 No.787662

gonno make one soon too with cocoa pb and fig j and coconut bread

 No.787663

finally caught this gnat flying around for days its dead now

 No.787664

what the flip theres aNOTher one whats happening

 No.787665

gotta turn the ac on its gotten warm all of a sudden its a heat wave

 No.787666

gonno freeze myself before the gnats go away this is the end for me hima

 No.787667


 No.787668

technorm hours i sleep

 No.787669

gnats like moisture

 No.787670

i like moisture

 No.787671

my kitty is usually moist

 No.787672

nice slimygirl

 No.787673

my life is a real soap opera now hima that cleaning lady that ``found'' my NOTebook just knocked on my door saying that the buildings manager found out about the whole thing and hired an ex cop to look through the security camera footage and that shes going to get fired but if she loses this job she wont be able to pay her rent and this and that and i have to somehow help her now flip this i want to be a hikkineeto again outside pinches

 No.787674

nah flip that dumb theifnorm bitch

 No.787675

this is a test of character

 No.787676

jogged 2 miles thought itd be terrible and my side would explode but it wasnt even hard and im as out of shape as i can possibly be

 No.787677

i cant jog a single mile

 No.787678

i cant jog for two seconds i got The Bosss hips

 No.787679

die jognorms

 No.787680

i tried night running many months ago and even after doing it every other day for at least 3 weeks i couldnt get up to jogging a single mile without walking

 No.787681

youre NOT supposed to jog its bad for your joints

 No.787682

my kitty is usually moist

 No.787683

heard you the first time

 No.787684

愛 a horny sexy lady with a nice slimy

 No.787685

slimy what

 No.787686

eating a burg

 No.787687

panic at the water store today cant take credit or debit and aNOTher store had their manager pass out in the back

 No.787688


 No.787689

愛 these water store updates its what gets me out of bed

 No.787690

i also found a mate to sell me a t420 for 75

 No.787691

hey hima
went down the auto parts store and bought some power steering fluid and a funnel and i was in a good mood so i bought some cheap wax for the car too
the power steering pump stopped making noise once i topped it off and idled the car at around 2400rpm for a few minutes but i guarantee this isnt the last time ill hear random screeching noises
the wax worked okay on a few spots it made a big difference i really just waxed it so that pollen would stop sticking to the outside of the car

 No.787692

>>787690
thats way too cheap check it thoroughly before buying and get a small ssd

 No.787693


 No.787694

>>787673
what ended up happening with this

 No.787695


 No.787696

insane that zulrah uniques are going for over 4m whats going on

 No.787697

die gaymer

 No.787698

>>787694
told her im going to talk to the mate on friday and try to settle him down a bit but that maybe hes just been looking for an excuse to fire her because everyone complains that shes NOT good at her job and if thats the case theres NOThing that i can do
the mate is an old lawyer he probably saw right through her lies he knows whats going on im gonno invite him to my office and explain the situation but at this point i just want to be left alone

 No.787699

let her get fired worknorms go to hell

 No.787700

NOThing norm

 No.787701


 No.787702

id 愛 to split yukas mouth wide

 No.787703

File: 1527719714326.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.21 MB, 2048x1536, ascaAHQ.jpg)

>>787693
left side of the car was waxed a little and the right was untouched

 No.787704

wax your windshield too

 No.787705

yeah i waxed the left side windows and im impressed with the results so ill wax the windshield probably tomorrow
i can wax the headlights once theyre cleared up too

 No.787706

nice little tree seki

 No.787707

someone moved into the apartment next to me today and i can hear them open and close the front door a lot this pinches

 No.787708

i shouldnt have really waxed it just yet theres a lot of bad spots where i should have clay barred and then polished first this was just a little test to see how good i could get it to look without actually messing with the clearcoat

 No.787709

in the hima mansion everyone will have their own office

 No.787710

i was thinking about that post turt made a couple days ago about how people look at haircuts on models and think thats how its gonno look on them and started laughing it really is true

 No.787711

thingken about turt......

 No.787712

thats what i do and i always leave the barber shop dissatisfied

 No.787713

turned the ac down a while ago its cold now no gnats in sight

 No.787714

how much was it for the car again seki

 No.787715

got moved to the store where the mate passed out before i left there was a sexy lady giving me eyes now im here for 2 more hours gonno turn on some music and feast in the back

 No.787716

just a thousand bucks

 No.787717

that sexy lady wants a bottle of water and a glass of tater

 No.787718

turned on the pangya ost that hits the spot

 No.787719

never played pangya whats it like

 No.787720

sigh dont remind me

 No.787721

how illegal is it to monitor an open network if i only take and use passwords to look at stuff

 No.787722

lets play pangya and make a hima guild

 No.787723

the amount of sexy ladies and teengirls who give me the look is staggering

 No.787724

im trying to connect with these people in vrchat and im just NOT this is so humiliating

 No.787725

they can see the color of your aura

 No.787726

once i get my t420 i can probably play pangya at 60fps

 No.787727

die vrteen

 No.787728

NOT teen just desperate

 No.787729

put a second ram stick and add a ssd to that t420

 No.787730

>>787723
butthole juicy rn

 No.787731

come work at the water store lots of girls pass through here simply pick one

 No.787732

i run the dirt store

 No.787733

ok can i sleep on your couch

 No.787734

lets start a human manure business

 No.787735

gonno fire up water tycoon and build a new empire

 No.787736

dont know if i posted about applying for an apartment its 830 a month but only 350 for now until august its on the second floor the lady was telling me that she was glad i paid to reserve it so she can consider it sold one bedrooms are limited to two people

 No.787737

hope hima mansion has a water store or i rage

 No.787738

how big is it

 No.787739

what happened to your older bike

 No.787740

only 615 square feet but the area is really nice lots of places to walk to

 No.787741

>>787724
use hima memes norms 愛 it and Ћink you are a zanny flapper Ћats fun to be around

 No.787742

seki listen to this next time youre puffing on trees

 No.787743

die Ћnorm

 No.787744

if i dont get denied and once i get moved in anyone is welcome to visit i get a balcony just no nutjobs like freak who will murder me as i morph

 No.787745

the hima guestbook

 No.787746

>>787729
the mate is unresponsive now the plan is ram first then ssd its a lower speced i5 NOT the i7 maybe i should go for an i7 model

 No.787747

this store is truly slow i can see why the other mate passed out

 No.787748

whats the best water you sell

 No.787749

tap

 No.787750

you can get tap water from the bathroom of the water store for free

 No.787751

seki u got dat purp

 No.787752

its a tradeoff this store is very slow but there are few sexy ladies

 No.787753

>>787746
dont waste money on a samsung ssd just get a kingston or wd one

 No.787754

die tapnorms

 No.787755

thats a good thing because when theres lots of people you cant look at the sexy ladies

 No.787756

saw mr gallon at the other store gonno print one out for this store because i laugh when i see him smiling

 No.787757

i meant that theres nobody which is good but also no sexy ladies

 No.787758

you need to start a sexy lady focused marketing campaign

 No.787759

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 No.787760

imagine what kind of grown man looks at that image and audibly laughs

 No.787761

didnt react until this reply now im flapperlaughing

 No.787762

File: 1527724804805.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.67 KB, 488x415, 1508630764377.jpg)


 No.787763

愛 that pnig has become the default poster for anything posted on hima

 No.787764


 No.787765

>>787763
we cant have some incel mate be the face of hima it needs to be a volcel

 No.787766

File: 1527725352949.png (154.59 KB, 339x449, jump in.png)


 No.787767

got aNOTher flat tube on my bike sigh thinkin about goin tubeless

 No.787768

took the car for a spin everything is sounding ok
wonder if people look at old 90s cars on the road and look down on the driver

 No.787769

had a weird dad come in just now with a cute daughter she kept telling him to stop but he wasnt doing anything that i could see and then when we spoke she walked in between us and stared at me

 No.787770

she was horny

 No.787771

>>787766
baste uli

 No.787772

her butt was big

 No.787773

File: 1527727072390.jpg (97.08 KB, 1280x720, 1525373141609.jpg)

Whats up bitches

 No.787774

hey hima just woke up hows it going glad to see water store mate is doing well

 No.787775

throat hurt

 No.787776

Well, so much for the planned on swimming for this week. I was about to go out on the boat today, actively getting it prepared and ready... only for the water pump in the engine to have failed and by the time that was discovered, there really wasn't enough time any more as I have to go to work the next day and fairly early. Man do I miss the feel of being immersed in that stuff! My next chance: June 6, but there is a fair chance of camping during the 6th and 7th, at least.

At least, once I move, I'd be able to go swimming far more regularly. I wonder if my visit to Florida from June 20 to 28 will have a clearer ocean than the 6 feet I've known for the area.

 No.787777

ive trained my body to work at peak performance with only 4 hours of sleep a day

 No.787778

i need at least 10 to even stand up

 No.787779

i only got 6 hours of sleep last night so i went back to sleep and slept aNOTher 8 hours

 No.787780

>>787776
wonder if uli likes fishing

 No.787781

probably NOT

 No.787782

have to come clean hima >>787777 this post was a lie i usually sleep for 10 hours

 No.787783

gotta wake up in seven and a half hours time to shower and morph

 No.787784

scape bosss boss said i should get more than what im making for the work i do hope that means im getting a raise

 No.787785

cant understand why you get paid anything besides minimum wage you literally do NOThing

 No.787786

i receive orders just today we had an order with 3 items it was hard but someone had to do it

 No.787787

the order im receiving tomorrow morning at 5am has over 700 items on 11 or 12 pallets whats your point

 No.787788

ive got something for you receive right here in my pants

 No.787789

i dont have a point

 No.787790

bums me out that media piracy will probably become impossible within my lifetime

 No.787791

>>787784
but you do NOThing all day

 No.787792

The Boss asked for a foot massage told her no way its gross

 No.787793

idiot

 No.787794

wish i had friends

 No.787795

what do you think your himamates are

 No.787796

freakbots

 No.787797

Coupled to this the comment by Plinny the Elder that the bread of the barbaric
Celts was of finer quality than that of the civilised roman, demonstrates how an
assumption can be depicted without looking at the evidence. The assumption being that
because the Romans built roads and cities, they must as a consequence have had a finer
diet than the barbarians they came to civilise

 No.787798

im real

 No.787799


 No.787800

used to like this mate after watching a few videos but then when i saw hes a flat earther and realized what that one mate meant by sun starer i cant help but dismiss everything he says

 No.787801

dont dismiss him just because you cant swallow the pills hes handing out

 No.787802

hes also one of the most famous scape pkers from back in the day

 No.787803

>>787797
its a habit of human nature to discount the advantages and exaggerate the misfortunes of their times

 No.787804

>>787795
everyone on hima hates me

 No.787805

i 愛 you

 No.787806

you 嫌い me

 No.787807

the earth might be flat

 No.787808

what do you mean might be are you still waiting for some data to come in

 No.787809

yeah

 No.787810

File: 1527731411678.png (181.74 KB, 758x502, tab.png)

phew pretty good for just one task

 No.787811

nice

 No.787812

>>787810
die richnorm

 No.787813

File: 1527731650657.jpg (20.83 KB, 335x472, 40292a0ab8e894c625d1b3fb776dc7d5.jpg)

kind of weird seeing pictures of young people who are now old or long dead

 No.787814


 No.787815

whats it like living somewhere that rains more than 5 times a year

 No.787816

pretty great

 No.787817

File: 1527732720270.mp3 (5.3 MB, sweetest.mp3)

if only all denpa were this good

 No.787818

NOThing more comfortable than a good rain

 No.787819

>>787817
this pinches hard

 No.787820

i will have you know that song won track of the day on the sushi barfaqs anime board

 No.787821

i am ready for my isekai adventure to start

 No.787822

nice i got a t420 with charger and the dock and a kensington lock for $75 gotta 愛 when tech companies go under and a non tech mate ends up with all their stuff

 No.787823

nice hehe now clean it up and format

 No.787824

>>787821
it has already began

 No.787825

this is nicer than i thought and the keyboard is surprisingly nice to type on compared to most keyboard laptops poor mate thought he lost me when he didnt hear back from me he so he lowered the price and told me that hes NOT a tech mate so he cant restore the laptop to how factory settings little does he know that anyone who is anyone will already be doing that after buying a new used laptop

 No.787826

who cisalpine celt here

 No.787827

never had a laptop

 No.787828

get a latitude or a thinkpad reject all others

 No.787829

im on a laptop right now

 No.787830

laptops are great for joing

 No.787831

dont ever leave the house theres no reason for me to get one

 No.787832

i leave the house to pick up sexy ladies and to chat up teengirls and get them horny but i never pick them up

 No.787833

i regret making that post please forgive me

 No.787834

elitebooks are good

 No.787835

the sexy ladies come to me i dont need to venture outwards

 No.787836

please dont touch the laptop without cleaning it with alcohol wipes beforehand please

 No.787837

is there a way to make the fn key function as a ctrl key

 No.787838

in the bios

 No.787839

File: 1527735222112.jpg (21.84 KB, 311x472, 536872.jpg)

gonno ask the lady at sportsclips to give me one of these

 No.787840

guess im going to reboot

 No.787841

flapper haircut

 No.787842

im wearing a university shirt i think it attracts sexy ladies

 No.787843

did you know that after the fall of troy the trojan prince antenor became the leader of the paphlagonians and they migrated to the rhaetian alps where they defeated the euganei people with help from the veneti and then settled

 No.787844

thats amazing did you know i dont care

 No.787845

keep talking sideways and youre going to get your cheeks busted

 No.787846

why so defensive over NOThing

 No.787847

>>787843
what do you mean defeated did they kill them or snap them or kick them out or just tell them to assimilate

 No.787848

never paid attention in any history class ever

 No.787849


 No.787850

thats NOT even history its just legend pieced together from homer and other dramatics

 No.787851

defeated like lost some battles and decided to abandon their villages and go somewhere else

 No.787852

File: 1527736441229.png (444.74 KB, 744x1052, b1d7835a5ca5a88648647baba2d80532d8baaacd4abbfe….png)

chicken nugget

 No.787853

hairdresser lady said i was nice looking in a walter matthau way

 No.787854

no its probably true titus livius confirmed it and he was veneti homer only ever wrote about the eneti and never mentioned antenors fate

"Concerning the Heneti there are two different accounts: Some say that the Heneti too are colonists of those Celti of like name who live on the ocean-coast; while others say that certain of the Heneti of Paphlagonia escaped hither with Antenor from the Trojan war, and, as testimony in this, adduce their devotion to the breeding of horses — a devotion which now, indeed, has wholly disappeared, although formerly it was prized among them, from the fact of their ancient rivalry in the matter of producing mares for mule-breeding."

 No.787855

flattery comes natural to those working for tips

 No.787856


 No.787857

eating nissin demae raw its pretty good

 No.787858

>>787854
didnt realize relating second hand stories is definitive proof

 No.787859

oh yeah my scape boss left his laptop at work today and has it set to auto lock after a few minutes so he wrote down the password incase we needed to unlock it and his password was puffpass69

 No.787860

now that is baste

 No.787861

sigh really wish i was joing right now

 No.787862

gonno have a shower and a shave then eat some pasta then go to the store

 No.787863

im required to flip a sexy lady

 No.787864

get a thinkpad

 No.787865

its storming hima that means its time for a rain dance

 No.787866

started bobbing my head up and down had to calm down didnt want to have the same incident occur

 No.787867

out of everything chinos have helped the most but it might just be because i have a vpl in mine

 No.787868

thought a rain dance is for when you need rain

 No.787869

fool

 No.787870

suwako is so underage

 No.787871

hands off suwako is mine

 No.787872

NOThing wrong with calling a mates lgf underage its a compliment

 No.787873

it means you were looking at her with lustful eyes

 No.787874

hate himaoogi

 No.787875

you said hands off NOT eyes off

 No.787876

File: 1527738185637.png (33.81 KB, 497x600, d.png)


 No.787877

need a pair of chinos

 No.787878

File: 1527738319313.png (2.1 MB, 1600x2000, 65593475_p0.png)


 No.787879

get some wool trousers they cause all sexy ladies around you to go into heat uncontrollably

 No.787880

sexy ladies only respect men who wear jorts

 No.787881

go to hell jortnorm

 No.787882

girls make me sick

 No.787883

touhou is full of fake sexy lady bullcrap get that norm garbage out of here

 No.787884

nah its baste you get out of here

 No.787885

fine but i wont be coming back

 No.787886

im baste

 No.787887

best part about touhou is theres no mates

 No.787888

what about that one mate

 No.787889

File: 1527739485402.webm (1.92 MB, 1280x720, 1527732767577.webm)

ah yes....one copy of pokemon let's go, my good sir!

 No.787890

File: 1527739487156.png (80.28 KB, 581x651, 5180829243087.png)


 No.787891

chicken nugget

 No.787892

File: 1527739525331.jpg (169.01 KB, 1024x1018, 1527739146098.jpg)


 No.787893

rinnosuke is basted as flip

 No.787894


 No.787895

File: 1527739585234.jpg (117.02 KB, 574x962, 1519827983073.jpg)


 No.787896

>>787889
die twigpie eating contestant

 No.787897

im hungry what should i eat

 No.787898

gonno call the seafood processing plant tomorrow
see if theyre still hiring

 No.787899

that sounds like the kind of work we let illegals in the country to do

 No.787900

>>787897
nachos

 No.787901

feel like working at any kind of processing plant halves your lifespan

 No.787902

i need to stop wearing aloha shirts and start wearing abibas tracksuits

 No.787903

there was a chicken processing plant NOT too far from my city that was pie eating contested some years back because of all the illegal laborers they had

 No.787904

didnt some mate here live near a sugar processing plant

 No.787905

that was me theres a sugar factory in nampa

 No.787906

never heard of nampa before

 No.787907

sorry for ruining your fun

 No.787908

>>787906
its got a sugar factory

 No.787909

so ive heard

 No.787910

need to find a good clit mouse clit cover this one is too big and gets in the way of typing i was supposed to get like 5 different ones

 No.787911

dad calls those g spots because theyre next to the g key

 No.787912

>>787906
theres NOT much here its outside of boise and even in boise theres NOT much

 No.787913

wish i lived in nampa it sounds like fun

 No.787914

what part sounded fun

 No.787915

ok im gonno morph now good night

 No.787916

theres a dairy processing plant here as well they make cheese and dairy products

 No.787917

>>787914
all of it

 No.787918

>>787916
same are you in alma

 No.787919

i am NOT

 No.787920

sigh

 No.787921

need to remove these intel and windows and lenovo stickers and get some nice sexy lady stickers

 No.787922

once saw a mate with a big erotic sonico sticker on the back of his laptop

 No.787923

File: 1527740682261-0.jpg (27.83 KB, 361x500, 48f7eb6ca2dbb876a0aa344f73c2e3b9--marco-albier….jpg)

File: 1527740682261-1.jpg (34.39 KB, 403x500, d830a50121a810ff53387cdae1033c49--sailor-moon-….jpg)

if i get these will i be otacool

 No.787924

megaman 11 taking a gigantic shite on mighty number 9 holy flip lmao

 No.787925

forgive me for i have sinnd

 No.787926

sailor moon is norm

 No.787927

idiot

 No.787928

File: 1527740840771.jpg (143 KB, 1024x1024, 1527715181405.jpg)


 No.787929

i feel like a professional with this t420

 No.787930

>>787928
nice coby

 No.787931

>>787929
which os are you using

 No.787932

forgot about The Bossgfs pixiv what has he been up to lately

 No.787933

checked out his twitter a few days ago hes working on aNOTher sushi bar it seems like

 No.787934

ive had a latitude for about 5 years its a fantastic machine

 No.787935

ive had an x220t for a few years and it hasnt let me down

 No.787936

right now just windows 7 i plan to put a fresh install of windows 7 on it alongside a copy of kali the mate said that the recovery partition was deleted so he cant do a factory reset and gave me $50 off because of this i told him that it matters NOT he threw in a bunch of shit that i wont ever use like the kensington lock

 No.787937

can put an msata in this computer might pick a small one up just once just to see if i like it and if i NOT then at least it was just the small one and it was just a quick in and out

 No.787938

kali is for fags fire up slackware

 No.787939

i am a fag

 No.787940

die sodomite

 No.787941

you cant always make everyone happy or as the italians say solo me stesso cazzo

 No.787942

forgot to post about how amd wants tsmc and gf to both make ryzen chips

 No.787943

great shave today hima im smoother than an apple

 No.787944

im bored can someone tell me a herkz story

 No.787945

desperately need a lgf

 No.787946

ill be your lgf

 No.787947

alright gonno go to the store now hima wish me luck

 No.787948


 No.787949

File: 1527742453695.jpg (Spoiler Image, 305.34 KB, 1920x1080, bo.jpg)


 No.787950

kek epic uli bro

 No.787951

File: 1527743522504.mp4 (16.53 MB, c6ff8c16a0c1bae211763dc71a1cdd3f.mp4)

the hima kitchen

 No.787952

id join the kitchen crew at the mansion

 No.787953

>>787944
i dont have any more

 No.787954

File: 1527745769449.jpg (74.95 KB, 499x700, 1527745368007.jpg)


 No.787955

disgusting

 No.787956

need to shite

 No.787957

nice doggy

 No.787958

kiss him NOT me

 No.787959

back from the store gonno get really drunk some flapperwoman on a bike made an air kiss at me then a really weird face afterwards i didnt understand

 No.787960

hate girls who ride bikes theyre always odd

 No.787961

the neetblog tulpa experiment has gone horribly wrong please send help

 No.787962

girls who ride bikes are horny because the seat squishes their kitties by default and the pedaling motion makes it worse

 No.787963

File: 1527747531287.jpg (146.04 KB, 850x1200, __yaia_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_p_answer__sam….jpg)


 No.787964

still dont know what happened to the other mate at the water store who passed out they took him immediately and gave him a room right away apparently he was in a wheelchair and could NOT talk properly i hope hes ok he might take a few days off which most likely means i will be taking over his store

 No.787965

File: 1527747588246.jpg (Spoiler Image, 400.78 KB, 561x756, __minami_kotori_love_live_and_love_live_school….jpg)


 No.787966

delete that

 No.787967

File: 1527747637682.png (978.99 KB, 1156x868, 50db6d036b3d8b8c796dde340dcbe556.png)


 No.787968

i fainted one time dont know what happened it was like when you stand up too fast and the blood rushes from your head and your vision goes black except instead of fading it got stronger and i collapsed and i remember being conscious on the floor trying to say im alright im alright but i think it came out weird

 No.787969

File: 1527747713763.jpg (Spoiler Image, 272.96 KB, 496x700, 1527746199047.jpg)


 No.787970

might have to take drastic measures

 No.787971

dont think ive ever fainted

 No.787972

had a seizure once prayed to cunnilingus to make it stop and he did

 No.787973

dont say stuff like that it makes me sad

 No.787974

only fainted once because of ssris it pinched

 No.787975

thought this cpu was 4c4t but its 2c4t what a disappointment

 No.787976

beggars cant be choosers

 No.787977

incorrect beggars can indeed choose theres a song about it

 No.787978

feeling bad

 No.787979

it just started raining hima hehe

 No.787980

File: 1527752016036.jpg (203.35 KB, 1280x1542, 1527750269552.jpg)


 No.787981

you know what to do

 No.787982

>>787980
okay now this is baste

 No.787983

vile

 No.787984

File: 1527752339134.jpg (26.79 KB, 419x535, 33894873_2063476807265415_4124236736756711424_….jpg)


 No.787985

groan

 No.787986

gonno do an elite clue scroll tomorrow if i get a third age axe you can have it nb

 No.787987

third age axes only drop from master clues youre hoping for a third age long

 No.787988

ma long is basted as hell

 No.787989

speaking of which i was thinking about rewatching ping pong lately

 No.787990

its fun to watch

 No.787991

yeah its great thats why i wanted to watch it again but i havent fired it up yet i probably will tomorrow

 No.787992


 No.787993

he failed his goal

 No.787994


 No.787995

baste

 No.787996

big sigh gonno morph

 No.787997

>>787976
the good thing is that you can swap cpus like a desktop in the t420 the bad thing is that under 100 percent use it will throttle but thats normal for most laptops

 No.787998

gonno morph as well goodnight hima

 No.787999

i think the dog has dog depression

 No.788000

chinese church is hosting a table tennis tournament wonder if i can get a gf out of this

 No.788001

the chink chads will tear you apart

 No.788002

posting

 No.788003

got myself addicted to shoujo

 No.788004

same

 No.788005

didnt check my office email yesterday when i was screwing around and the mate that emailed me got mad

 No.788006

File: 1527778632392.jpg (72.23 KB, 960x720, help.jpg)


 No.788007

i am here

 No.788008

File: 1527782694914.png (238.07 KB, 1000x576, tumblr_p98dhlKrM01t9g99so1_1280.png)


 No.788009

is that drawnorm

 No.788010

ya

 No.788011


 No.788012

wish to serve a sexy lady and have her abuse me

 No.788013

File: 1527784385269.jpg (75.93 KB, 1080x1080, 31694852_230317834369685_3577516854861627392_n.jpg)


 No.788014

chicken nugget

 No.788015

thats a child

 No.788016

what do you mean serve

 No.788017

still feels like hima needs a kareha board

 No.788018

watashi is learning more kanji so that watashi can yomeru and miteru watashis favorite anime and manga desu im on track to becoming

 No.788019

>>788017
sigh ya

 No.788020

File: 1527789895031.jpg (117.6 KB, 1129x1200, 1526436699421.jpg)

>textboards

 No.788021

baste brainlet poster

 No.788022

woke up hi

 No.788023

welcome to the world of tomorrow

 No.788024


 No.788025

just woke up i dreamed about hima

 No.788026

nice flapperream

 No.788027

got back from work a while ago just playing gran turismo

 No.788028

theres a mate here with an aloha shirt is it one of you mates again i keep seeing them everywhere turt you might want to get in on this before you miss aNOTher big trend

 No.788029

yeah thats me sorry

 No.788030

thats me sorry

 No.788031

you are both liars

 No.788032

should i buy a new domain and start a kareha board would anyone actually even post there or would it be a complete and utter waste of my time

 No.788033

this could all be made so much more simpler if it were just hosted on a subdomain or seperate directory COUGH COUGH

 No.788034

sexy lady outside screaming

 No.788035

is it a flapperscream or a snapscream

 No.788036

just a subdomain like himasugi dot org slash vip

 No.788037

flapper

 No.788038

shes playing with her sis and dog

 No.788039

himasugi.org/vip would be cool too bad onseki utterly hates the idea of a textboard on his site

 No.788040

sigh sourseki why do you have to be like that

 No.788041

alohashirtdepot.com is available seems like that should have been taken by now

 No.788042

theres literally no reason and no one would use it its just a waste of time

 No.788043

gonno jog

 No.788044

if thats you onseki there would be no investment of time for you other than uploading the files

 No.788045

is majidejima a good domain name something like majidejima.org or majidejima.com all the majide domains are taken

 No.788046

File: 1527792606613.mp3 (4.66 MB, うにうにスンスン.mp3)

have a listen

 No.788047

NOT until you upload kanaete ageru you son of a bitch

 No.788048

should i chance it and try to remove the branding stickers on this laptop or leave them and look like a complete and utter FOOL

 No.788049

dont answer that i cant stop talking to myself and im still testing the typing on this keyboard i always do this each time i get somethin sorry

 No.788050

NOThing FOOLish

 No.788051

why the FLIP would i want a FLIPPING intel inside sticker and windows 7 sticker on my own personal machine

 No.788052

theres an old man here standing near the door looking for a place to sit down poor mate his old legs wont hold for much longer the selfish aloha shirt mate didnt stand up to give him his seat wither

 No.788053


 No.788054

intel and microsoft pay the hardware companies like 10 cents per laptop to stick those stickers on dont let that go to waste

 No.788055

>>788054
theyre already gone now my wrists wont get slashed because of the stickers

 No.788056

File: 1527793572410.jpg (56.54 KB, 852x480, kiratto-pri-chan-episode-1-english-subbed.jpg)


 No.788057

is she talking about pheromones

 No.788058

he should be wearing either a tie dye shirt or an aloha shirt

 No.788059

wearing my reverse print today walked past a boomer wearing a reverse print gave him a nod and tipped my tilley hat and he gave me a wink was a cool experience

 No.788060

shut up turt

 No.788061

shes clearly referencing his lack of jorts

 No.788062

sent the apartment lady a pay stub but it was only for like half a week i hope i dont get denied because she thinks that i dont make enough its a little under 21k a year

 No.788063

i refuse to wear anything other than chinos theyre cheap and breathe better than jeans and are more stylish and sexy ladies 愛 them

 No.788064

sexy ladies only like camo pants and jorts

 No.788065

they hate camo because they hate the thought of people fighting eachother and people hunting animals and those are the two main uses of camo

 No.788066

this keyboard is flipping fantastic hima i feel like i can write a novel or code an entire website

 No.788067

sexy ladies 愛 hunting

 No.788068

the only hunting that they like is hunting for mates to flip and taters to slurp

 No.788069


 No.788070

>>788069
was just about to post this hehe

 No.788071

hehe

 No.788072

do NOT post that video ever again while im browsing hima

 No.788073

why NOT

 No.788074

time to watch the new boruto

 No.788075

normuto

 No.788076

wish a sexy lady would make me her prey

 No.788077

seki do you have whoisguard

 No.788078

>>788069
shes so horny i wanna take my lgf hunting

 No.788079

gonno make some coffee hima

 No.788080

all sexy ladies are horny

 No.788081

weird mate sat next to me he smells like baby wipes im gonno flippin hurl

 No.788082

thats me sorry

 No.788083

please go

 No.788084

im staying

 No.788085

should i upgrade my ram first or ssd

 No.788086

ssd first for sure

 No.788087

should i go msata

 No.788088

what is the purpose of your upgrade

 No.788089

theres no reason to unless you have no space to fit sata
just take the hdd out

 No.788090

mostly speed but if i use an msata i can have a laptop with two drives so i can dual boot

 No.788091

fool

 No.788092

built a cool expensive computer around 2013 and all ive used it for is browsing the internet and watching shows and i use linux couldve spent like 200$ on it and it would work just as well

 No.788093

NOThing foolish

 No.788094

cool or cool or gay

 No.788095

wicked

 No.788096

built my first good computer last year and its life changing

 No.788097

same all i do is watch youtube vids and anime and post here and scape i could probably do with just a 120gb ssd a 2200g and 4gb of ram

 No.788098

sarada is looking extra underage today

 No.788099

she wants flip

 No.788100


 No.788101

is it bad that i like settled

 No.788102

yes

 No.788103

you should be watching pk compilations NOT ironmen

 No.788104

hate technorm hours but i always watch the videos because im bored go to hell linus

 No.788105

HATE pk vids 愛 ironman progress vids

 No.788106

fool

 No.788107

>>788104
watch this then

 No.788108

alright im hungry too 愛 a good yuka vid shes baste

 No.788109

NOThin baste shes just a twigger

 No.788110

sigh wish i was like yuka i want to be an eatneet with no consequences

 No.788111

i am like that i cant gain weight no matter how much i eat

 No.788112

she induces vomiting and diarrhea afterwards for 3 hours straight

 No.788113

just realized jung kyung ho looks kinda like ma long

 No.788114

bored gonno make noodle

 No.788115

brought superantipoisons with me instead of super restores and only realized it after drinking ten doses

 No.788116

made noodle

 No.788117


 No.788118


 No.788119

>>788115
ive done that before hehe

 No.788120

realized you can get a lot of cute sexy lady pics if you search up childhood photos of famous celebrities

 No.788121

>>788118
that pinched

 No.788122

i always thought the girl in the tom cruise war of the worlds was very cute

 No.788123

File: 1527800858901.jpg (Spoiler Image, 397.39 KB, 1836x2448, 14478084321.jpg)


 No.788124

File: 1527801260363.jpg (144.79 KB, 768x1024, Davn4vVU0AAQVJ5.jpg)

chicken nugget

 No.788125

disgusting little cunt

 No.788126

>>788122
how is that possible so you thought that even before you had seen the movie even before the movie existed even before the birth of the actress herself depending on how old you are

 No.788127

chinks make me sick

 No.788128

yes

 No.788129

im chink

 No.788130

sicknorm

 No.788131

>>788126
die pedanticnorm

 No.788132

File: 1527801586531.jpg (52.02 KB, 583x498, 1398228754413.jpg)


 No.788133

does anyone else find themselves talking very vaguely and using short terse phrases after watching anime

 No.788134

no

 No.788135

when i listen to japanese a lot i realize that there are a lot of useless phrases and words in english that arent critical to communicating and i just omit them or dont repeat certain nouns for the sake of reminding the listener what im talking about

 No.788136

>>788133
i do it

 No.788137

flapper

 No.788138

die japnorms

 No.788139

youre doing it just by posting on hima
instead of youre a flapper you simply post 'flapper'
instead of kill yourself japanese norms you simply post 'die japnorms'
imagine doing that in real life

 No.788140

i talk like my hima posts in real life the norms arent allowed to understand me

 No.788141

same

 No.788142

hima hima

 No.788143

what

 No.788144

yeah me too sometimes i just say snap my kitty but nobody knows hehe

 No.788145

himako asking for it

 No.788146


 No.788147

back to reddit norm

 No.788148


 No.788149

gotta mow

 No.788150

use a scythe

 No.788151

i dont have one

 No.788152

think my colon has narrowed

 No.788153

>>788148
liking the track playing in the background

 No.788154

ask The Boss to get you one

 No.788155

how do you sense that your colon has narrowed

 No.788156

>>788154
nah im just going to use the mower

 No.788157

when is freak going to gm our myfarog campaign

 No.788158

>>788155
thin shite

 No.788159

>>788157
never since onseki bullied him for triple posting and he left

 No.788160

he came back after that but im still laughing that was enough to make him leave

 No.788161

>>788158
shits too soft

 No.788162

sigh wish freak wasnt so thin skinned

 No.788163

nobody has ever defeated freak without resulting to petty tricks he is like goliath

 No.788164

whenever freak gets brought up i start flapperlaughing uncontrollably dont know why

 No.788165


 No.788166

i must flip a underage sexy lady before she becomes a sexnorm

 No.788167

>>788165
the world must be purged

 No.788168


 No.788169

feel like streaming someone does anyone want to watch anime in the mood for like nhk or chobits or ping pong little babies

 No.788170

strea, scorching ping pong musumes

 No.788171


 No.788172

sigh its cold as hell hima im freezing

 No.788173

put on a jacket or a blanket its simple

 No.788174

i have my thermal socks on already but it isnt enough

 No.788175

in dire need of a sushi chef blankie

 No.788176

cant believe its almost been 2 years since scorching ping pong girls

 No.788177

whats a sushi chef blankie

 No.788178

>>788168
wonder how many viewers hed have if he didnt have a funny accent

 No.788179

its NOT funny

 No.788180

this popsicle is called circus peanuts but tastes NOThing like peanuts

 No.788181

File: 1527805212394.jpg (56.04 KB, 600x600, SKU1811712.jpg)


 No.788182

isnt that a snuggie

 No.788183

circus peanuts arent peanuts

 No.788184

i could have been a circus freakshow attraction in aNOTher life

 No.788185

what are they

 No.788186

marshmallows

 No.788187

that makes no sense

 No.788188

bored

 No.788189

just sparked

 No.788190

gonno get a pizza

 No.788191

packed the sunglasses some mate bought tied it with a fiber string and put my signature kon sticker on it

 No.788192

hate shippers that use fiber strings

 No.788193

its okay its only to tie a 2nd layer of bubble wrap its NOT allowed to have a string on the outside of the box

 No.788194

nice ojiisan

 No.788195

dunno why but white men are better at explaining things than any other race

 No.788196

its the culture

 No.788197

what about japs

 No.788198

what about them

 No.788199

nah japs have dumb pauses in their speech

 No.788200

what manwha should i read

 No.788201

is that that manga

 No.788202

>>788165
mindblowing that people in highschool were flipping while i was utterly devoid of all sexual thought busy with making sushi

 No.788203

is onseki here and pg and nb and fe and np and mg

 No.788204

Yes, but what about Hector? He's going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines.
And on top of that, he just went into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.

 No.788205

just me freakbot#29

 No.788206

>>788203
im here

 No.788207


 No.788208


 No.788209

paul...

 No.788210

still dont know how they justified him having an r34

 No.788211

cunnilingus i wish i could Drive

 No.788212

that was actually his personal r34

 No.788213

wish i had a personal lgf

 No.788214

bored need something to watch hima

 No.788215

File: 1527810401256.mp4 (14.83 MB, bml82.mp4)


 No.788216

>>788165
mutated this because it was written by a womyn and because it had a bunch of spongebob pictures

 No.788217

tried streaming scorching ping pong little baby on instagib but it didnt work for some reason

 No.788218

phew bought a chest and got the pangolier set i wanted

 No.788219

die

 No.788220

>>788215
sigh glad im a first world neet

 No.788221

glad i never saw this one all the cars pinched

 No.788222

have come to realize i would have probably been better off with a nice quick early death than a long drawn out period of extended suffering like now

 No.788223

just remembered what a kiss on the lips feels like

 No.788224

well what does it feel like

 No.788225

like the first bite of a hamburger

 No.788226

thats NOT what it feels like at all liar

 No.788227

get a piece of bologna and fold it in an m shape an kiss it
its basically that

 No.788228


 No.788229


 No.788230

File: 1527811383917.mp3 (6.53 MB, And The Beat Goes On (Radio Edit).mp3)


 No.788232

File: 1527812223994.jpg (848.27 KB, 1684x1200, U7.jpg)

feelin it

 No.788233

>>788229
sigh used to jam out to this soundtrack

 No.788234

watashi didnt do any benkyoshimasuing today because kyo watashi was totemo isogashii

 No.788235

die

 No.788236

now just chotto a minute kisama watashi will NOT shinu flip you

 No.788237

streamin episode 2 now

 No.788238

the bandwidth requirements are too high i cant watch

 No.788239

its only 1700kbps

 No.788240

lowered it to 1000

 No.788241

File: 1527813642564.webm (2 MB, 540x960, absolute unit.webm)


 No.788242

sigh account banned

 No.788243

what a beast

 No.788244

owned smashcaster

 No.788245

hana chan need flip

 No.788246

File: 1527814075960.gif (59.38 KB, 755x263, dablackbrollybanner.gif)


 No.788247

SMOKE

 No.788248

File: 1527814570837.png (467.64 KB, 562x960, 30652952_1719469941454466_1191986813439311872_….png)


 No.788249

die facenorm

 No.788250

File: 1527814916940.png (461.18 KB, 1000x1400, tumblr_p96qp3XCzm1t9g99so1_1280.png)


 No.788251

am i suppose to read it left to right or right to left i can never tell when westerns try to imitate manga

 No.788252

die The Bossgf worshipper

 No.788253

left to right

 No.788254


 No.788255

how is the facenorm baste

 No.788256

meant to say ban NOT baste

 No.788257

gonno s hite

 No.788258

sigh out of wine

 No.788259

lscaper is online

 No.788260

give your liver some rest

 No.788261

fetch some from the hima cellar

 No.788262

File: 1527815840249.gif (63.7 KB, 196x280, Making_jug_of_wine.gif)


 No.788263

basted

 No.788264

gonno drink some water and have a klondike bar

 No.788265

hey himamates just wanted to say goodbye hope you all find what youre looking for

 No.788266

who are you

 No.788267

are you touhoupinches mate

 No.788268

its me maltamate im going to be put away for a very long time so i just wanted to say goodbye before that happened

 No.788269

oh no

 No.788270

why what happened

 No.788271

im looking for the exit to this plane of existence

 No.788272

sigh good luck buddy

 No.788273

dont do it maltamate sigh why

 No.788274

are you still there

 No.788275

ya found the exit got lost in a hotel

 No.788276

are you going to that place you posted pics of a couple of times

 No.788277

its an impersonator pay it no heed

 No.788278

are you sure dont think so

 No.788279

ya pretty sure

 No.788280

cant believe bleach is over
what a good manga cant say the same about the anime

 No.788281

the manga was trash too

 No.788282

this mturk stuff blows so much time wasted just to make a few pennies

 No.788283

horrible news i washed my chinos now theyre tighter

 No.788284

fool

 No.788285

never made even a penny

 No.788286

ARE WE ALLOWED TO POST IN CAPS ON THIS FORUM?

 No.788287

ban

 No.788288

seki cunnilingus damnit why didnt you warn me

 No.788289

was that maltamate or NOT cunnilingusdamnit

 No.788290

no it wasnt

 No.788291

maltamate died last week he had a stroke i think

 No.788292

sigh maltamate

 No.788293

he hasnt posted in quite a while i think

 No.788294

got a nice salami and pastrami sub gonno dedicate it to maltaman

 No.788295

got a nice salami and pastrami sub gonno dedicate it to maltaman

 No.788296

nice doubleposter

 No.788297

this actually flipping pinches the mate sliced the meat so i ended up with just one slice of each

 No.788298

you got owned hard by the baste slicemate

 No.788299

owned by baste slicebro

 No.788300

nice

 No.788301

nice himamind

 No.788302

nice again hehe

 No.788303

basted

 No.788304

they have wifi too but theres a password and the music is some weird country music about driving the two tone chevy down to the levy

 No.788305

was the levy dry

 No.788306

wish i had a two tone chevy to drive down to the levy

 No.788307

wonder if the mate who passed out will be at the meeting tomorrow if NOT i might be running his store again

 No.788308

also scape boss is hiring some girl and said he hopes shes into rimjobs

 No.788309

do sexy ladies like anal stuff

 No.788310

wish i could get a job but im too flapper

 No.788311

this music is making me flapperlaugh

 No.788312

water store work is pretty easy and theyre very relaxed and forgiving and everyone is pretty flapper

 No.788313

coffee time hima

 No.788314

if i strike it rich i will purchase a store to franchise and we can all work there

 No.788315

worknorms pretend to like it do NOT fall for their tricks

 No.788316


 No.788317

its easy because youre a norm that has no trouble talking to people

 No.788318

dont normshame

 No.788319


 No.788320

cursed song

 No.788321

post the video with the reflappered cgi you fool

 No.788322

like the beat on this song same with the sonic song

 No.788323

never knew those mates were italian until like 2 years ago

 No.788324


 No.788325

this beat is too good im hopping out me chair

 No.788326

good sitting is the new smoking

 No.788327

its getting late think its time to listen to burzum and plan my next church burning

 No.788328

File: 1527821726324.png (37.53 KB, 563x631, hehe.png)


 No.788329

im having trouble believing that you had a first church burning

 No.788330

wish i had a lgf that let me eat her ass

 No.788331

who doesnt

 No.788332

its a buyers market

 No.788333

>>788329
google warrenville church burning

 No.788334

kamatea luna live in 10 hours

 No.788335

didnt she just say the other day that she would announce it

 No.788336

she doesnt want the gaijinnorms to know

 No.788337


 No.788338

cant wait for the kamatea luna anime man crossover like they did for ai

 No.788339

she needs to become a va

 No.788340

i was wondering why taiga wasnt updating earlier
their website is pretty old no surprise

 No.788341

what the hell kind of filter is that

kamatea

 No.788342

oh wait i get it

 No.788343

>>788337
pretty sure they got hacked

 No.788344

theres no filter for that

 No.788345

think hes pulling our legs

 No.788346

>>788338
the boost you talkin bout nigga

 No.788347

>>788346
this but with luna

 No.788348

mates if you used your mal password anywhere else i advise you to change em now

 No.788349

holy boost

 No.788350

i dont care if my mal gets hacked

 No.788351

die malnorms

 No.788352

im maladroit

 No.788353

sweet kaguуa puѕѕy juice

 No.788354

she doesnt have a kitty theres NOThing there on the 3d model

 No.788355

does anyone want to play the new poe league with me

 No.788356

i would but it looks boring

 No.788357

been extremely horny joed three times last two days

 No.788358

how is that extremely horny thats like a slow half day for me

 No.788359

>>788356
okay how about playing on the new lights hope server in three weeks then

 No.788360

die jonorms

 No.788361

dont play poe

 No.788362

File: 1527823689524.jpg (123.9 KB, 1200x800, Dc3k17BU8AEiLU9.jpg)


 No.788363

basted snape

 No.788364

actually im kind of interested now that they buffed power siphon that was a classic build i 愛d playing with

 No.788365

siphon in hell norm

 No.788366

bored whats up

 No.788367

NOT much im rewatching eva

 No.788368

never watched eva never will

 No.788369

your loss

 No.788370

gonno play some project x zone
wish there was a way to play hacked sushi bars on my 3ds anyone have a flashcard

 No.788371

you mena a flashcart

 No.788372

had a cyclods it got stolen along with my original ds from the library sigh

 No.788373

>>788368
embarrassing

 No.788374

im a flipping fool

 No.788375

the crows are having an argument again sigh

 No.788376

its part of my bag of tricks i only never watch it because it makes evanorms rage when they find out

 No.788377

dont think i can hack my 3ds i kept up on the updates

 No.788378

crows are smart

 No.788379

new birds moved in to the tree in the front yard and they keep dive bombing the cat one of these days hes going to catch one of those birds and then

 No.788380

crows are indeed smart but theyre loud as flip also while i like crows in general i dont like the ones near my house because they were going to eat the bird i saved before i rescued it i miss her

 No.788381

cat had a scar on his head for a while from being divebombed go to hell crows

 No.788382

die birdnorm

 No.788383

hate birds they pinch

 No.788384

hate birds they are loud and shit all over the place

 No.788385

wish to teach a parrot to spout hima posts

 No.788386

mine already knows how to say im flapper and wish to flip a sexy lady

 No.788387

sexy ladies 愛 parrots and toucans

 No.788388

some dumbass youtube streamer brought his phone into a random college campus to have his fans donate to say terrible things on text to speech to bother people and one made it say a bomb threat and he got arrested on stream

 No.788389

how do you explain when someone asks where he got that from

 No.788390

idiot you groomed a bed bird this will bite you in the ass

 No.788391

ped bird

 No.788392

im dumber than a crow

 No.788393

hvis lyset tar oss just now finished phew

 No.788394

die normwegian you made me google what i thought was a bunch of typos

 No.788395

>>788389
just say i tried teaching it polly wants a biscuit and messed up

 No.788396

gotta piss real bad but the cleaning lady is here

 No.788397

i see a mate with a shirt that says 悪いぬ with a picture of a dog should i ask if he knows what it says

 No.788398

no leave him alone

 No.788399


 No.788400

>>788396
piss in her mouth

 No.788401

i see aNOTher mate with an anime girl next to him talking about 15 year olds

 No.788402

what do you mean anime girl

 No.788403

the lights in the sky are stars
their twinkling glow tells me to defeat you
take this, muda muda muda muda
rider kick

 No.788404

does anyone want to hug

 No.788405

you mean fug

 No.788406

wish to hug a sexy lady

 No.788407

id rather hug a friendly neet mate thats less scary

 No.788408

wish to morph with a sexy lady

 No.788409

>>788402
it looked like creamy mami

 No.788410

nice vrchat mate

 No.788411

alright guess ill lie down and take a lil morph later hima

 No.788412

File: 1527826412033.png (296.78 KB, 1362x1193, mmd_himawari_uzumaki___dl_by_narashadows-dbb1p….png)

i use this model in vrchat hope thats okay

 No.788413

ya its ok

 No.788414

looks like a flapper hate that haircut

 No.788415

i use a knuckles model

 No.788416

>>788412
put some timberlands on her

 No.788417

im a creamy mami

 No.788418

alright gonno retire to my boudoir later hima

 No.788419

theres a sexy lady outside wearing a leoflapper with a very low cut back

 No.788420

gonno morph

 No.788421

wonder if the charlie brown otaku still browses hima

 No.788422

i wont morph for at least 3 more hours

 No.788423

cunnilingus what the flip just happened i started playing a sushi bar at 9pm i look at the clock and its 6am it only felt like 20 minutes

 No.788424

was it puyo puyo tetris

 No.788425


 No.788426

la la la la la ♫

 No.788427

>>788418
youre a man

 No.788428

sigh feelin it

 No.788429

gonno morph now hima good night 愛 you mates

 No.788430

feels like 2008 was just yesterday

 No.788431

eye is itchy this pinches

 No.788432

should i upgrade to windows ten or stick with eight im too flapper for unix so dont say that

 No.788433

slackware

 No.788434

unleash the freak

 No.788435

ya 10 is great

 No.788436

File: 1527829861230.png (71.49 KB, 741x855, not spam.png)

>>788434
what the flip its gone now thought it was an intelligently written slam jambot but it was just chrome flappering out again i just NOTiced they were all the same post number

 No.788437

if you must use windows just use 7 the others pinch but really you should be using slackware

 No.788438

babyduck

 No.788439

bringing my laptop to work tomorrow gonno be

 No.788440

sigh gonno go to bed hope my himamates are still here tomorrow good night

 No.788441

lets get this party started

 No.788442

File: 1527833625234.ogg (5.32 MB, nativefaith.ogg)


 No.788443

.oog

 No.788444

blizz is adding uncursed gilneans as an allied race in bfa

 No.788445

wokeup from my nap The Boss raged at me

 No.788446

what for

 No.788447

NOT taking initiative around the house

 No.788448

suplex her through the coffee table

 No.788449

>>788444
do you mean humans

 No.788450

>>788442
this is great NOT sure if its from a fighter though its defiantly quite zunlike

 No.788451

whats the best place to download those bullet hell shmup gaymes my arcade stick got delivered yesterday and i bought it on a whim ive never used one before or played any of that stuff

 No.788452

lemonparty.org

 No.788453

you neetblog thats NOT a shmup download site at all its a site with a picture of old men having sex

 No.788454

no they changed it

 No.788455

i'll find the downloads but its gonno be unnecessarily hard like everything is, despite all the advancements in technology
thanks for NOThing hima sissys *morphs back to 162 with my mayflash in hand*

 No.788456

himako are you seeing this

 No.788457

ya

 No.788458

accidentally slept for 8 hours this left me with 3 hours of freetime cant wait to be dead and leave this shite life behind

 No.788459

The Boss took me to the store i bought wine and chicken

 No.788460

File: 1527847163037.png (41.08 KB, 1362x1036, 1527818217652.png)


 No.788461

nice bugvarg

 No.788462

hope molesterman is safe and sound tonight

 No.788463

hes being eaten alive by bedbugs

 No.788464

for the wages of neet are blog

 No.788465


 No.788466

havent jod in two days im going insane

 No.788467

havent seen nb post lately wonder what hes up to

 No.788468

he was posting earlier today

 No.788469

hi hima

 No.788470

nice only 40 posts while i was snoozn

 No.788471

die snooznorm

 No.788472

nn

 No.788473


 No.788474

ate some cereal

 No.788475

wish i had some good ol raisin bran

 No.788476

lost control of myself and did some awful things

 No.788477

like what

 No.788478

i cant say

 No.788479

gonno morph now 愛 you mates so damn much

 No.788480

cant believe youve gone and done it and snapped that sexy ladygirl

 No.788481

good night bro

 No.788482

>>788436
is there a doujin about horny girls riding bikes getting horny

 No.788483

just woke up what did i miss

 No.788484

simply read and you shall know

 No.788485

simply 愛 jerking it to horny girls

 No.788486


 No.788487


 No.788488

hate my life hima help

 No.788489

simply end it

 No.788490

why do you hate it

 No.788491

can i entertain you

 No.788492

File: 1527870151468.jpg (52.72 KB, 640x640, rei8aIwERzPcNPFqbpjBAPtnlAK0x-jqRCEDst78cLg.jpg)


 No.788493

im awake

 No.788494

gonno order pizza today

 No.788495

me too thinkin dominos havent had pizza in months

 No.788496

愛 pizza hut theyre baste

 No.788497

had little caesars last night only 5.55$ for a medium one topping
hate how every time the family gets pizza i finish my whole pie when everyone else is on their third slice

 No.788498

simply eat the rest of their pizzas its your duty as the alpha male

 No.788499

gonno simply get myself a large and eat it over the next two days

 No.788500

anyone had the chuck e cheese pizza recently its actually very good but expensive

 No.788501

stop eating delivery pizza

 No.788502

what pizza do you eat

 No.788503

he makes his own pizza because hes a gay little fairy boy

 No.788504

The Boss and pops round table

 No.788505

NOThing cool about making your own food quite the opposite

 No.788506

i only eat food others have prepared for me it makes me feel powerful

 No.788507

you depend on them

 No.788508

no someone else will make it for me if they dont they depend on my greenbacks

 No.788509

and this gives you power over me

 No.788510

yes i control the supply chain by demand

 No.788511

>>788436
fix your fonts
>>788460
basted

 No.788512

at the water store with a drive through in my chinos i hope ladies going through dont look at my vpl

 No.788513

saw a mate wearing chinos and an aloha shirt who was it

 No.788514

why is there a drive thru in a water store

 No.788515

the store is next to a place with a drive through so people constantly go past and look in

 No.788516

you mates should sponsor a marathon like you know those mates that give the runners water bottles

 No.788517

going to play a little bit of poe

 No.788518

pinches

 No.788519

pizza is here

 No.788520

was gonno order pizza but decided ill just make pasta and fire up a movie

 No.788521

what movie

 No.788522

its pride month how are you celebrating hima

 No.788523

>>788521
ode to my father

 No.788524

>>788522
gonno have a wank to trap doujins

 No.788525

die trapnorm

 No.788526

what is pride month why would someone name a month after a sin

 No.788527

seki just jos to straight up shotaboys instead

 No.788528

dribbled

 No.788529

is pg man here

 No.788530

varg said homosexuality is okay so i must obey the will of my people be it whether they give or take

 No.788531

turt watch this my man

 No.788532

die

 No.788533

thought i was going to have to send my package to the post office but it got picked up now i can play poe

 No.788534

bored ate half my pizza on accident when i got it feel sick now

 No.788535

should have made your own pizza instead

 No.788536

that does NOT have anything to do with it just too much food

 No.788537

dont play poe

 No.788538

lets play minecraft

 No.788539

ate half my pasta now im full too but i need to passively eat

 No.788540

get that photosynthesis going

 No.788541

think i threw up or almost did last time i had pasta dont know what causes that

 No.788542

the gluten and evil grains causes that

 No.788543

ate yakisoba once threw up and it came out my nose ive been cautious ever since

 No.788544

whats wrong with grains

 No.788545

missed the kamatea luna livestream

 No.788546

cant remember the last time i puked

 No.788547

nice sakurako burg banner

 No.788548

wish i could reset my brain and watch some shows for the first time again

 No.788549

File: 1527889557910.jpg (182.57 KB, 900x1200, 1524606347970.jpg)

pizzas here

 No.788550

disgusting girl

 No.788551

yeah looks like shes expired

 No.788552

its a man

 No.788553

so am i

 No.788554

kind of want to get into flower viewing and bird watching seems like nice hobbies

 No.788555

sis invited her neighbor friend over theyre watching harry potter

 No.788556

never understood how harry potter got popular tried to watch it and it pinches eggs

 No.788557

now that im an old man i really hate looking at young girls it just reminds me that i would have to work twice as hard to flip than if i had done so when i was their age

 No.788558

>>788549
wish i had a sneakygf

 No.788559

had a glasses sexy lady in a sun dress and frilly socks and wearing cat ears with a unicorn horn come in she also had shiny mary sues on that made a nice sound as she walked

 No.788560

did you make a move on her

 No.788561

jane NOT sue

 No.788562

shes asking for a flipping

 No.788563

is NOT giving flip to a horny sexy lady considered abuse

 No.788564

feet are really itchy i might have a fungus

 No.788565


 No.788566

wonder what varg thinks about hima

 No.788567

goat simulator boss told me about a conversation he had with the scape boss about making me assistant manager but scape boss said he cant promote me because i havent worked there long enough then he said in the fall i will very likely have my own store

 No.788568

gonno sushi bar

 No.788569

used to believe waterstore mate but im beginning to feel its a elaborate larp

 No.788570

i invited him to hima he posts sometimes

 No.788571

its NOT im sitting here hes gone to aNOTher store to do a product swap i already received the order for the day it was 7 items

 No.788572

what water brand do the sexy ladies like the most

 No.788573

kotae wa dekimasen

 No.788574

>>788564
wheres the itch

 No.788575

top of my toes

 No.788576

nice diabeetus bro

 No.788577

hima once a land of proud neets psyoped by jobnorms

 No.788578

ill never be a jobnorm theyll never take me alive

 No.788579

whats a psyoped

 No.788580

im psychoped

 No.788581

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 No.788582

spermed to that abubu dragon quest doujinshi

 No.788583

abubu blows

 No.788584

nice someone has the license plate jdubzzz

 No.788585

its exotic

 No.788586

still cant believe theres stores that just sell water and NOThing else

 No.788587

cant wait to start working but i absolutely fear interviews

 No.788588

im too dumb to work

 No.788589

im disabled

 No.788590

water stores are american dagashiya

 No.788591

my disability is having a huge penis

 No.788592

they call me mr fatdick

 No.788593

there was one poster that impersonated varg but i dont think hes every posted here for sure i might have banned him accidentally

 No.788594

wish to try out a bunch of dagashi with my himamates

 No.788595

they call me mr fatdick

 No.788596

you already posted that

 No.788597

>>788559
do you have any more details. ?

 No.788598

basted

 No.788599

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 No.788600

you know how shites usually float mine just sunk straight to the bottom thats how dense it was now my bum is stinging

 No.788601

steins gate flipping pinches every single episode is a cliffhanger and they always let the viewer down the next episode

 No.788602

i have never had a single floating shit in my entire life

 No.788603

my shites usually sink

 No.788604

floaters are NOT normal they are supposed to sink

 No.788605

yes mine stink too

 No.788606

baste agent shiteford

 No.788607

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?

 No.788608

got a ponechicken nugget gonno clop

 No.788609

any oppas here

 No.788610

jo should be filtered to ??

 No.788611

go to hell phonenorm

 No.788612

why do sexy ladies 愛 taters

 No.788613

in school they learn about it and want to see it and naturally that goes hand in hand with being curious about penises

 No.788614

go to flipping hell pednorms

 No.788615

bored sigh any himamates doing anything cool whats going on

 No.788616

thinking about my next life

 No.788617

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 No.788618

im watching this

 No.788619

im thinking about that glasses sexy lady

 No.788620

whos goin

 No.788621

should have snatched a creep pic

 No.788622

thinking about putting some live plants in my fish tank

 No.788623

put a lotus in there for good karma

 No.788624

bored as hell

 No.788625

think ill go for a short walk

 No.788626

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.788627

sigh guess ill jog

 No.788628

its been 3 months and my ex still keeps emailing me and posting on my strava rides

 No.788629

die norm

 No.788630


 No.788631

hey mates just woke up hows it going

 No.788632

going fine im bored as heck

 No.788633

same sigh

 No.788634

The Boss asked if i wanted to go for a walk with her tomorrow and i accidentally said yes

 No.788635


 No.788636


 No.788637

gonno have some coffee NOT feeling too good

 No.788638

who schedules walks a day in advance

 No.788639

by walk she means shopping

 No.788640

getting the urge to play poe

 No.788641

got my lgf addicted to butt stuff by accident

 No.788642

woke up gonno get my herb pouch today

 No.788643

whats butt stuff

 No.788644

dont play poe
watch videos of people already at the end sushi bar and see for yourself what a chore it all is

 No.788645

you know

 No.788646

the new eg roster is about to play

 No.788647

i was born to be a scorching ping pong little baby

 No.788648

cant believe there are people who cant see through the facade of poe

 No.788649

even if its a pointless boring grind its kinda fun sometimes

 No.788650

thought of playing poe once looked at the skill tree and said flip that

 No.788651

feel like playing some dwarf fortress fortress mode of course adventure pinches

 No.788652


 No.788653

refuse to play dwarf fort ever since i learned the developers are chads from turt

 No.788654

hope pastadog is well fed and happy

 No.788655

how are they chads theyre ultraflappers

 No.788656

>>788654
yeah hes morphing

 No.788657

does europe have racoons

 No.788658

i was meant to be born in gielinor

 No.788659

ya in germany

 No.788660


 No.788661

very underage sexy lady came in before closing and was practically begging me to flip her

 No.788662

no way

 No.788663

im a bored jaypee boy

 No.788664

everyones at the club

 No.788665

many sexy ladies today and i got the news about assistant manager and on the schedule im working a day alone it looks like im moving up theres aNOTher mate who has been working 2 months longer than me but they dont even let him work alone

 No.788666

im here i was just doing stuff

 No.788667

die stuff doer

 No.788668

hard to imagine doing anything but staring at my wall

 No.788669

do you have a favorite wall

 No.788670

start staring at the sun instead sv3rige said its good for you

 No.788671

>>788665
nice water master

 No.788672

baste sun starer he actually does it

 No.788673

im NOT sure sexy ladies actually want to have sex as much as you perceive

 No.788674


 No.788675

youre mistaken

 No.788676


 No.788677

my woodcutting level is now 98

 No.788678

gz

 No.788679

is that you nb

 No.788680


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 No.788682

im going to morph now hima good night

 No.788683

morpher

 No.788684

sleep well bud

 No.788685

very disappointed that my chinos shrunk because now my pants are very tight and my vpl is very apparent

 No.788686

>>788681
congrats mate

 No.788687

may as well get some zany socks if theyre going to be showing now sigh

 No.788688

wish i had a big dick