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 No.1281307[Last 100 Posts]


die diabnorm


hell ya


think we still have time before the halloween blog


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yeah halloween is over 2 weeks away


love halloweens and jackolanterns and skeletons and cool halloween decorations


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might game today


never cared much about halloween


its the best


foghorns real loud this morning


the call of the sea


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which one likes edf5


lost a big chunk of my tooth last night dont know how much longer i can put off going to the dentist


sigh sorry to hear


itll grow back


just go to the dentist what are you afraid of


making appointments is scary i dont blame him


hate appointments i delay everything till mom handles it


woke up hey hima


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sigh shes so cute




hey dont forget to read the posts youve missed


love a good slut like pomu or finana


think ill skip opening the old threads too much work


take it back


finanas NOT a slut shes just horny
pomu probably sleeps around


she doesnt take that back


dont know who either of those are


my flipping god these teens are getting more and more arrogant




already read think im gonno resnooze though the enteens are posting


bye tuberager


dont let the door smack your ass on the way out



can someone make a gif of tyrael but the new graphics like the one in the op thanks


the old is better


wish serenity would zabanya me


die diabnorms


grocery mission complete


sigh why arent we using the witch blog


which blog are you talking about


moms baking bread


think i might have the least norm mom


ban the flipping tubeteens


go whine on discord


my moms tard


mom asked if i was okay through the door


did she slip the gamestop card


tubies are getting arrogant lately


she wouldnt be able to ive got one of those things filled with sand that covers up the crack between the bottom of the door and the floor


die already qa teenbro


should i go for a walk today yes or no


qa teens love tubers


die already qa teenbro


go for a walk in your mind or in a game the norms cant get you there


yes and stream it


ill do a weather check first


gonno go for a walk in my mindgame


got 31 stars in the abyss hated this one


uh weather check just look out the window




gonno snooze now bye


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hello miss


what anime should i watch today


crying hard probably gonno have to go to the eye doctor within a few months and ill officially be marked cel for life


get contacts if youre that worried about becoming cel


contacts are norm


if youre NOT a norm why are you concerned about cementing your cel status


NOT him just giving my 2 cents


i already am i just dont have that particular genetic defect


have every defect in the book


decided NOT to go for a walk just house cleaning instead


sigh no blogs today because moms NOT getting pizza 2 weeks in a row maybe tomorrow



mom made tendies taters n squash


mom drunk dialed me hung up on her


weird watching jap and corean artists get into entubies and see their english improve


ate a tuna sandwich


mio she likes it so much she has dlc planned for edf 6


is there even any anime to watch this season muv luv does NOT look good


rewatch a kill la kill episode every week


just look at the previews and pick the ones with the sexiest girls


thank god im too lazy to watch anime so i always have some good stuff in the backlog


remember watching it when it was currently airing tried sitting in a lounge chair instead of desk chair and watching the monitor


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too early for me to judge the new shows


damn good game edf5 damn good


norm la norm never even bothered with that norm shite


tried doing a corpserun to find my character from this morning cant find where it was


watched the original isekai restaurant but dropped it halfway then now theres a sequel to it wonder if should get caught up and watch the new season


prefer edf4 dont like fighting the frogs


holy flip


popcorn tasted like soap


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didnt watch the first thought about watching it to watch the second but didnt and wont


they let her try out edf 6 and she threw a grenade at the devs shes pasted


dont feel so good


whats wrong


eating pancake batter


feverish nauseated


love how pancake batter is sweeter than pancakes


uh pancake batters NOT supposed to be sweet


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get the neetblanket and some water if throat is sore get a cough drop or sprite or gatorade to osmosis your throat and stay hydrated


im always hydrated


the clearpiss neet


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dont like fighting the frogs either any public game and the norms just start dying all over the place riding a bike is super fun though


traded in my teen telecaster for a nice classical fingers hurt gotta rebuild those callouses


you play that thing at parties to pick up chicks or what


no i want to make a soundtrack for a game


should have bought a bass instead its the cel instrument


lets hear it


already have one


maybe later


cant believe someone here is in a band party and chugging the beers every weekend with his fans


how is the gheed thread full already


never been to a party with alcohol in my life


dropped hibike euphonium when it came out dont remember why still regret that need to watch it someday


weekend norms flooded it


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euphonium pinches just watch liz and the blue bird


are those bugs


theyre the ants from edf


cant just watch a series NOT in order what the flip


hate bugs


the movie is standalone


dont care ive got my principles


just realized standalone complex meant a lonewolf complex


drown in your principles and die


with honor


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wish i was her


wish i had someone to come care for me when i got sick


what about mom


thats NOT what im looking for


big dinner tonight was bad mom flipped up


mom made fish sticks and rice


fish dicks and shite


hope you had some nice tartar sauce


nah mom didnt make any i just soaked em in malt vinegar like always


rice and bean night 2 hima


gonno reheat some of that mac


think it tasted cheesier yesterday


can someone tell me what edf is




dont have enough brain space to memorize every acronym i see


its a retarded game japs like


mom bought mints


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its like sdf but e




dont need to know any more im NOT interested in gacha crap


erotic death flash animations


how do NOT know edf what the hell


they shut down flash


why dont we capitalize hell in honor of wth


love posting swfs


no cap


only you and i remember that




mom stored the chocolate covered peanuts with some mints now they taste minty she ruined them


only buy unsalted peanuts


havent had chocolate in a while


sigh diablo 2 the greatest game ever made


die grindnorm


they make chocolate with milk in it then make dark chocolate next on the same production line without cleaning the line with water because introducing water helps microbes grow so any dark chocolate you buy might actually have milk in it


love being a big old studio outsourcing all of my talent to china so that i can only make bad games and remakes


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die flashnorm










cool it




youre NOT an ordinary fella


was gonno reply to this with same but went downstairs and mom had some on the counter hehe




mom bought some mnms for halloween been snacking on those last couple nights


you move smoothly



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sigh why dont i have a dad to buy me a cute pure loving wife and provide for an eternal neet life


whats malguy think of the new season


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or elevator


why isnt she translating for us




need to shave but dont have a razor


fan of this new season so far


well whats good


any 10s


NOT yet


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only 2 pieces of gum guess ill hold off


panicked could NOT find my gum almost had to go put to buy a new packet but then found it


NOThing worse than being out of gum during an especially bad dry mouth attack


why arent you eating those gum cubes


have only had 5 gum for past half a decade


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dont furrow your brow so much dear it makes you look older


accidentally looked in the corner of my room and saw how dirty it is


mom cleaned all the garbage off my floor recently been using the extra space to do a few pushups throughout the day gonno get jacked


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im just a godforsaken neet staring at my reflection in a broken mirror wondering where things went so wrong


woke up had a weird nightmare where i tarded out and took my kidneys out for some reason and mom had to rush me to the hospital to put them back in


there was a point in highschool when mom kept telling me to stop looking soiled up but she eventually gave up when she realized that was going to be my default expression


mom would rage because i could NOT smile for the camera always hated that


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once mom told me to wash my face because it was red from crying


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love seeing what i look like in a candid photo instead of standing in front of the mirror with perfect lighting and having contorted my face the best i can love seeing my autistic deathglare


uh are photos more realistic than the mirror thats NOT good


whats supposed to be arousing about this


yeah theyre what everyone else sees and the whole cel thing starts making a lot more sense


is your face reversed in photos too or is that just in the mirror


sick of mirror chads


dont know i just found it funny


hiding in my room waiting for moms friends to be gone so i can scavenge the thanksgiving scraps


what the flip are you from the future


hes chink


ya but i cant divulge any important information it would mess up the timeline


flip this timeline


its already flipped



im up and ready to suck


feeling submissive


the fags are back


hate normsgiving


die canormian


they have nowhere to go now that what is dead


wish i had something to be thankful for


what about rgb banners


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want to watch a vtuber play shenzen or factorio


had a dream i was back in school last night they say thats ptsd



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i can see why a girl found that guy worthy of procreating with


always have school dreams since my brain has NOThing has to generate characters from


what about us


you know youre a loser when you have a dream about hima characters its happened to me a couple of times


hate the school dreams where i cant remember my locker combo or schedule or where the classroom is


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why cant he keep his repulsive face out of the the thumbnails


the people want it


he mogs us


only thing i want is a nice pon and chi gonno toss


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got mayo all over my mouse


time for a dissection


how did i fall for the flat meme for years


fell for the ped meme





flat little babies


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used to listen to shortwave before we had internet


that panty is much too small


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get that twigger bitch out of here


need a twiggf to snap


hey hima woke up showered and im raging hard hehe hows i t going


uh raging hehe




lil bro is in the living room watching a scary movie with his gf


is he going to cop a feel



paste nidas


had a post to make about hooded sweatshirts was gonno wait to post it until it was cold enough now wearing one but forgot what the post was


love wearing my ahegao hoodie


didnt you already post that or is my mind playing tricks on me


he posts it every year


woah what the flip are you saying already posted it and then rewrote my memory as if did NOT post it


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wish every day that i was born as an uma musume


uma musuko


did yardwork with mom for three hours sigh


love shenzhen should i stream think it would be the most boring stream of all time without mic to explain all the assembly code hehe


wouldnt mind being an uma musume but i dont want to run


gonno order some food and game




youd love to run as an uma running for them is like gaming and feasting to us


its NOT a meme


die tubeteen


tomorrow gonno run outside while listening to game music


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sounds fun



never had fun with mom around


used to be pretty good at galaga have NOT touched in well over a decade by now


loved playing galaga on my gba


fire up the namco museum


how come a 30 years old baby vtuber knows more about programming than i do


have you NOT read sicp



i did but couldnt achieve satori


had to clear my ublock filter list think im gonno leave the banners this time


never block hima ads seki needs the extra cash


always click the jlist ads





sometimes he tweets an image of an anime or game character and says source is this other totally unrelated anime people reply saying wait thats NOT her but he never corrects it


who is he




went to the mall with mom in july of last year and they had one of these machines


forgot the embed


love hanging out at the mall with my bros


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hey hima wanna go crash the mall


waitin for mom to finish with the oven so i can make pizza


remember to take a pic when its done


ill think about it




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love asking my cordbros for the right pic and renaming so nobody knows my sources


80 gods damned degrees in here at midnight in the middle of october with the fan on im flipping tired of this




opened all the windows got cold had to put on sweatshirt


thinking to take a nice hot bath to warm my core


any metroid dread stream






should i stream im about to backtrack the upgrades ive missed and then fight the last boss


stream now


wish i had some blogs


thats NOT how you ask nicely


almost gave in and indulged today even though i just swore off managed to hold back



need to end this phantom joke of a life


you cant its about to begin in 2022


had to stop joking about you know what because its getting close to the time of you know what


are you saying youre gonno have your period soon


tired of my brain any happy go lucky tards want to trade


youd rope within 24 hours after receiving my brain


the moon is closer to earth right now than at almost any other point this year


sigh scarecrow although always identified more with the lion




why couldnt i have been born a hundred years later and be neeting it up on the moon


going to rope in some sucker on hima to swap brains with me then laugh as he falls to his knees


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food has arrived




taking pictures of food is what norms do


check the official hima instagram


NOThin norm about sharing some food pics with your food blogging


its just two pounts of fries chicken and garlic sauce


gonno need a visual


pizas in the oven



mom did yardwork a couple of times like 15 years ago when the whole family was helping and she never does it anymore because shes done her part


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always made mom do the yardwork she likes it because shes a dumb animal


dont mind a little bit of yardwork dont like when it stretches on more than an hour though mom takes it too far


would do a lot more yardwork if i couldnt be seen from the road or by the normbors would love to be a groundskeeper


hate when the neighbor sexy ladies come and watch me do yardwork and laugh at me


hate making eye contact with sexy ladies and having them make me feel like im a ped


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number 1 please


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wish i could shave fully but i havent seen meself without the pubestache in probably 2 years cant handle the disappointment of remembering that my face never changed from when i was teen


love a good shave


why werent you mewing with the rest of us


love my teenface


that doesnt work if its genetic i look just like mom


bros friend said that i either look way older or way younger than him NOT sure what that means


face probably looks better than it has since childhood but that isnt saying much so its NOT like i can benefit at all


could hear lil bros gf peeing through the door just now


is she pretty are you pretty


need 180mm lens to take a selfie


yes i am a beautiful one


shes getting ready for him to get up in those guts


wish i had a lil bros gf to listen to pisss




glad lil bro waited until he moved elsewhere to get a gf or lose his virg wouldnt want to be bromogged that brutally


might sexy ladywatersportsjo then snooze




ya so what


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dont know how anyone here chooses to use an electric shaver they feel terrible


its convenient


use the same disposable razor for months at a time


mom bought me regular shaving sticks so thats what i use


is ending up on hima considered rock bottom


eatin that pizza i made its damn good hima damn good


bought a pack of razor blades seven years ago for still havent used even half of them you could easily get a lifetime supply of them on amazon for really cheap


there are worse ways to live than being a whiny virg with ac moms burgs and an internet connection


name one


love whining love virging out with my bros on himasugi.blog as the ac blasts across my 300lb body


being a starving nigger in africa


niggers in africa are unironically 10 times happier than me


dont have an ac either gotta get naked or put on the winter coat depending on the time of year


sigh we could take him out of the jungle but we couldnt take the jungle out of him


but they are clueless to their own despair and havent self actualized its the price you pay for being an internet aristocrat on jp spinoffs elysium himasugi dot blog


thats just because theyre retarded you could be a starving whiny virg with no ac


i am a tortured artist


at least then i wouldnt be eating until i was puking and feeling sick for half the day and blasting the ac as low as it can go to punish myself



very cool


dont think so


pretty sure most norms would consider a 30 year old virgin who lives with his mom never had a job never leaves the house a fate worse than death


dont think norms believe 30 year old virgs exist


nah most married men with kids and mortgage and a job they hate envy you


i love mondays


NOT sure about that


no they dont youre taking it too far
they wish they could be 20 year old norms again they dont want to be a freaky old virg failure to launch


well i dont want to trade places


norms complain about the price of gillette blades but dont realise you can use a single one for a year if you dry it after use


have you ever considered that norms are just fucking retarded and NOThing they do is worth thinking about


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norms outnumber us to an extreme degree and have a powerful impact on our daily lives we must observe and study them for our own sake


made a post on the 4 and got 12 yous looks like ive still got it





dont get it


dont most men in their 20s or 30s NOT have any of that anymore


holy flip look at those replies 4norm is gross


nice misogynist


scares me to see them dogpiling one of my bros like that


he trolled em


vg is too easy its full of literal teens


video games are for children


the wks


what about the sexy ones


you went there and clicked on a general youre the teen


would play ff if it meant i could meet and groom sexy sexy ladies


ate a nice subway


wonder if ive ever unknowingly played with a woman


hell ya



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what did you get


chicken pizziola what else


NOThing like paying $7 for a giant wad of hard bread with a few slivers of meat at least you can get as many vegetable toppings as you want i guess



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paste jared


occasionally played with an asian girl back in my mlg days she was good enough to carry herself and had very strict parents so a couple of times i caught her sitting in the lobby by herself asleep and woke her up when i started yacking shes probably a vtuber now


whats jared doing now




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jareds NOT even truped just flips teen drug addict prostitutes


raging hard take it somewhere else if you want to mog people with your teengf


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hes sharing a cell with boles


miss the days before being pilled and having to hate them ignorance is truly bliss


what the flip 2015 thought that was in like 2008


gonno play more banana hell and watch suisei


both of those articles were posted on hima at the time hehe


bet prison isnt even that bad thad enjoyed it


niggers love prison why do you think they keep going back


only because he carved out a niche as a master slurper


prison can provide structure that was clearly lacking in thads homelife


NOThin wrong with flipping little asian bitches wks want you to settle for less


sigh p(rison)nig


weird how a literal pednig can get a job after prison just like that but an upstanding hima citizen canNOT


wonder how the other inmates are going to feel about him getting free food


thad said the other nigs thought he was funny so they got along


just depends on how good you are at lying on the resume they assume all gaps are prison time


that stash is absurd what a hoarder


have too much honor to play the jbw card


forgot they separate the peds from the murderers and drug dealers


keep telling you guys to apply to the tutoring center theyre desperate and you just have to be good at sat math and science


failed both of those


i flipping love science


weird how criminals try to make themselves feel better about being murdernorms and snappists by killing or snapping other murdersnappers


nah they dont think that hard about it


cant imagine tutoring someone dumb teens would make me rage after half an hour of NOT understanding the most basic concepts and you have to actually work while tutoring


i dont understand the most basic concepts


the other desperate place is the battery r&d lab but i assume thats less applicable to most himamates


as little human contact as possible please


office jobs these days consist of browsing the internet for seven hours and actually working for one it still pinches though


tried neeting didnt like it tried working didnt like it


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why is no one helping them


only things i was ever good at were reading and writing and now i do them both for almost all of my waking hours except its all retarded shite like that guy with the 5 million page diary


they are


why is the tagged livestock in the mens room


would love to read a hima posters long winded diary


youd skip


id make it into a screenplay







sigh pomu


had too many blogs tonight hima had too many gods dammed blogs





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its about there


could easily drink the equivalent of that in regular blogs but i would probably end up spewing chugging two of those NOT into getting trashed just enhancing the neet experience and relaxing until the sun comes up



well maybe NOT easily but i could and have done it over 7 or 8 hours


found out drinking while smoking a fat doink makes both experiences more pleasurable while taking out a lot of the bad parts of each


never did drugs before wonder what im missing out on




just drink and puff and dont stop until your legs feel like jelly then hit the sack and prepare for the most restful slumber imaginable


youll be puking long before that happens if you have any normahol tolerance at all


gonno watch


had too many gods dammed blogs


go tell mom


thats why its called sleeping it off


cant remember if i brushed


gonno fire up shenzhen io


simply drink in moderation its NOT hard if you dont have a nigger brain


tried that and got bored fire up ops magnum instead


feel ok with a slight buzz but i panic when it starts going away so i keep drinking more until its enough to go to sleep



whats wrong with that


sipping some more coke (zerO)




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the retardgirl


went to school with a fat retard girl that was looking up porn in the computer lab


cant sleep this one off him too many gods damned blogged typing with my blogeye asked mom like you said she gave me a blog pisssssssss


did you ask if she would like to flip




dont do it things will never be the same


ooh piss oh pisss oh pisss oh pisss pihs bloggggg g


guess ill game my life away one day at a time starting now


aint NOThin better than being a gamer gamehar game gadiablo giablo daiblo 2 game som eteroeid game game gam egmae


diablo 5


blast it with piss


are you supposed to piss before or after joing


love gamaing being a gamer gaming hard


same but dont feel like gaming today


game im gaming


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a gmer gamers gamers games games games games


didnt game enough when i was still young enough to do it without shame


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loved using the ol tummyache excuse to skip school and game hard


is this what being a tuber is like


skpip ccjohlk pisssssssssssss


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crying for hosexy ladyve summer


share a pissing ipiss pic




whats wrong now






the blogs


think i was meant to plow the fields but accidentally spawned in the city


gonno do aNOTher easy nojo next month


suiseis gettin flippin owned


piss piss pissssssssssssssss


thats a lot of piss


banana hell is really hard its a kusoge where the hitboxes dont line up right and holding a makes you keep jumping after landing


looked up a bodyfat calculator was about where i thought it was between the plastics the pesticides lack of exercise and now this i never had a chance to have the normal hormone levels of an adult man


think im around 14%


double it and add two and you can look like me while being under 180 pounds


im a 160 pounds twig


only weigh 15 pounds more and thought i was just twigfat because of my toothpick neck and arms but im medically obese


cry about it nigger


the rude teen guy


must be one of the cordbros


dont care it just explains a lot no wonder im tired all the flipping time


need to throw out my lube bottles without mom seeing the sexy illustrations on them


just grab a lighter and burn the labels off


why would mom see them just put em in something else then throw it in the trash


who are we watching in the sails tournament hima


the yashiro sasa ririmu chaika team


soh pisssing siung piss mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


sigh my world flipper team is useless dont have sha suzu


pissed my pants


did you try NOT being a nigger


oh flpsis pisss pbaka gapoisss pioh abaka bakpissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


stop pretending to be drunk


hes just bh



crying for ban elira stole her hat


listening to persfefct math pisss


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hate the pissraider




NOThing raid just momblogs


wish i had been able to just tarded out and enjoy myself like i used to these last few years id be in the exact same position i just would have been happy and finished hundreds of games anime movies books


its NOT like gothe gods damned blog pisssssss wish there was a maincra himarealm where i can build a raildroid ahnd have fun with tmy himafris


embarrassing teen


start with reading manga or books or programming thats noncommittal and then work back up


reminds me of drunk varappi


die smartnorm


love a good ironic mining session


the hima pissssSssSSsSS realm


barely been awake for 12 hours but might snooze anyway


going to slkeep


NOThing wrong with a nice nap


crying for your dehydrated bile spewing future


dont wake up


senko momlogs u pisss


normblog flipping got steamed by tubies




has been flipped




weird to listen to someone rave about angel densetsu


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa battler banner daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


its useless


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my neet stache feels like steel wool on my face


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is that why she graduated that model cant have been made in just the last few months


uh why NOT


that plus the chinks and NOT liking being told no by management


she retired because she doesnt want to bow down to the chinks


she retired because she doesnt want to bow down to the chinks



dad woke up




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hima is ayatsuji territory harukasenpai freak


had bfast with everyone
mom told me to get a haircut and a j


havent showered or changed clothes in weeks gonno equip a different shirt and pants so mom doesnt smellrage


shower beforehand or you will just be soiling those nice fresh clothes


cant or mom will use that opportunity to sneak into my room and trashrage


uhh wait for her to go to bed then


yeah let me just wait for her to go to bed when she just woke up and im hungry as a neetblog


remember the tard stalker girl in amagami




used to wake up feeling refreshed havent felt that in many years


weekend is here mentally preparing myself for the bad posts


sometimes wake up feeling refreshed when i reset my schedule and wake up at like 5


ya risas route was fun but i had to use the wiki for every choice and it was before i had a normphone


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still thinking about that weird kidney nightmare think it was the second worst one after the one where i shot myself


only get nightmares when i sleep on me back


hardly get any nightmares


get nightmares all the time but so used to them they dont register


already started plenty last night the normblog stayed up into tubie hours and lost it


need a nice game to skip through those




stream a nice game


just caught lil bro fingering his gf under the blankie in his room idiot forgot to lock the door


ask him for a turn


hate the brogf arc


wonder what it feels like to finger a girl


makes me feel like roping


got myself a nice hot co-hi-


its NOT that great


probably really nice if shes panting skirming and grabbing your arm


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girls dont do that in real life


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thats a phew


wheres the exif data


cant tell what that is is it pancakes


nice pubehair


always check the exif data only poster arrogant enough to leave it in lately is granite guy mug guy


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you cant talk to him like that he will fund the mansion


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gotta respect granite doodler runner


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gonno learn some 2hu songs


got a nylon acoustic guitar but dont know how to play


simply learn


too dumb too stupid too useless to learn anything


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listening to all the new iidx casthour songs jammin out


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dont like futa because im NOT a god damned fag


its paste


watching mabu ravu


rage hard whenever start reading yuri turns out its futa draw a damn strapon instead fags


like w but once my characters were leveled arknights got too easy outside of ccs


in english please


never even bother with yuri because its always bland gomi



NOThing phew


youre simply reading the wrong yuri


dont think so


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dont remember this one




have defiantly posted larger images before NOT sure what went wrong


do NOT post too large files or seki is gonno rm all the tubie webms


oh no anything but that



thought he was gonno upload an archive somewhere before wiping but a link never appeared ive given up hope occasionally visit old threads but can no longer reexperience them


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sigh there was a cool acoustic guitar cover of patchis theme but i cant find it


free her this instant



thinking of making mac n cheese again need to get supplies want to perfect my recipe


what do you mean just dump the powder on the cooked drained noodles and add pepper and butter


every time i google any kanji google only flipping gives me chinese results


NOT from powder


why bother real cheese is expensive its a cheap meal by design


sigh you just dont understand


wic gives you five gallons of milk a month what the flip how are you supposed to drink an entire 5 gallons


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nice new osrs update theyre adding a new godsword


its jumped the shark


how do i get on wic


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wonder what i could possibly talk about to a girl like that on a date


what the flip its actually true hehe


talk about your job


dont have one


talk about your research


pill her on the chinks


only research i do is how much of this nightmarish existence a person can tolerate before roping


you could talk about the same stuff that you post and read on himasugi


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so tubers


chicks dig vtubers


wont she get jealous if you talk about other ladies


dont think thats true arent vtubers a threat to them


uh threat to them you say that as if vtubers are NOT just foids dressing themselves up to better extract money from teens and idiots


women already know watame made them all irrelevant theyre here for her scraps


thats it going on a supply run need more gum too


dont understand gumchewers


alleviates my drymouth thats all


its mewing with extra flavor


why NOT just NOT mouthbreath


unwrapping a stick



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i look exactly like the nose breather


often experience symptoms of diabetes dont think im diabetic but never been tested


wish i had a ラメン shirt


mouthbreathe but have a strong chin and jawline






should have bought the menya botan ramen bowl its nice


the teenya bowl


he would have loved a preteenya


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doesnt even have her face on it whats the point


went to ramen place with mom she asked me to explain what the difference types of ramen were could NOT answer suggested she ask the waitress she said no


like miso ramen and curry ramen


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wish i was her


what about your honor


dont want it would rather feel good from a fat cock pounding my kitty grinding my insides


uhh i thought you liked japan period


im girugamesh


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why do we like japanese stuff anyway


if you have to ask youre norm


NOT sure what youre getting at since ive seen many many norms into japanese stuff


moms into korean stuff now




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might try this need to forget


need to forget the entirety of the 2010s and start over fresh


nice discordo


love hopping on the cord and chatting with my favorite tubers


got supplies picked up some loose leaf darjeeling on a whim never made loose leaf tea before time to upgrade my milk tea


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caught on ant crawling on my arm



loved hanging out in the fish section while mom shopped best were the ones with big mouths cant believe they got rid of them


crying for the walmart fish section


tried to watch with the sound off but cant read jap fast enough


mom once asked a visibly tarded man with a helper who was shoplifting naruto games from the bargain bin in walmart for directions


that was me your mom is nice


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mom said i wasnt banging in the walls but i didnt more like how to can do



just like gay men are usually brought into the fold of faggotry by an older more experienced man so too should young women be introduced to sex by a strong gentle man NOT a sex crazed boy their own age


have less sexual experience than a 13 year old girl


macs in the oven got red pepper flakes this time some other tweaks too was worried the bechamel was too thin but think it thickened up nicely


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woke up nuked some leftover chili


hope that chilis got some nice red kidney beans


its very beanful


mom made me grade her 7th graders writing journals loved reading about 7th grade girls talk about how theyre virgins despite sucking 3 dicks in their parents bed


need a horny jc to slurp me


always felt like i would be too scared to get slurped people can bite down really hard you know and it would probably be permanently damaging


thats what the gag is for


dad made mom help him grade cadets exams on strategy hehe


NOT even sure why mom had kids do writing journals shes a science teacher


writing is important in science need to document what you did how you did it


all thats important in science is having a nice ring of friends to share citations with


teachers are the laziest flips on earth summer break winter break vacations telling kids to group and work on some dumb irrelevant project during class that wont teach them anything at all and they still have the gall to complain about work conditions and salary


uh you know they dont get paid during summer break right


they have the option to work on something else during those people with real jobs dont get that choice its work mon to fri all year long


might become a freeter


its NOT the classes that piss teachers off its the weird curriculum plans and meetings and crazy helicopter parent emails


they do here


hb this is some damn good mac n cheese


tested some of my teachers by giving retarded answers like writing german words in my french homework still gave me an a


nice american education


need to enact a no himabro left behind policy


lots of teachers just look at a few answers to save time grading




nice deceitful clickbait thumbnail





regret adding that but x cooking guy to the hima youtube recs


ya haachama cooking


uh haachama is NOT a guy


have NOT cooked lunch in forever only cook breakfast and dinner



wish i was a sexy lady that had a japanese exchange student oneechan that would cook spider soumen in the middle of the night


alexa play miracle magical astronomical akiba pop


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i need to save her


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wish i got to bring 2 lunchboxes to dance practice like danchou


got some coke zero gonno watch the new hxh embed


dont drink cancerwater


cute meme girl nice colors



but the cancer is what makes it taste good


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$5 for that what the flip


the one study that linked aspartame with cancer in men linked cancer with sugar too think they just found 60k men with a lot of cancer




living to old age seems to cause cancer


glad im NOT planning to become old enough for that


love basing my diet off studied funded by the same groups selling me food


remember that bacon meme from like 10 years ago it was started by the bacon industry to make you buy it


time to eat fast food every day since pubmed says its bad


its all big grain trying to fool people into eating cheap empty carbs


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all i need is the food pyramid


NOThin better


the evil grains


time for my bread serving number 12 only had 10 yesterday so im compensating now



coke zero uses sucralose so its fine


put a wicked edge on my knife phew ready to kill


made from sugar so it tastes like sugar


the edge on this one always gets deep chips in it so i have to grind down progressively more and more after 7 years the blade is something like 3mm narrower than the brand new knife i bought


groaning controller worked fine all month now computer suddenly decides to stop recognizing it gonno rage hard


dont own a single good knife


cant even imagine how ancient warriors put edges on their swords and lances they probably used foot operated grindstones and just got the deep chips out without putting an actual edge on them because it would get rolled or chipped as soon as you struck chainmail or armor


own some nice box cutters


lets see that wrist


drink rc and diet rc with grenadine


japanese officers sharpened their own gunto so they could execute anyone at a moments NOTice wish i could get beheaded by a 300 year old blade


love to be executed without trial


only pinoys drink rc


the officers from important families had some really ancient presentation grade blades that ended up retrofitted into simple brass hardware and then stolen by americans and left in attics for 50 years to rust and then exported back to japan hehe


grandpappy blog gave me 3 jap swords and 5 kraut scalps


to their credit a lot of gis actually took really good care of the blades and several historically significant ones were saved and repatriated


the flip they only even sell rc in white areas here


and the filipino family i grew up next door to loved coke


walked through a foxes wedding yesterday


rc cola is distributed by canada dry around me they only sell one kind


same but we dont care were freaks


big bros best friends mom thinks hes diabetic cause he drinks lots of water


wake up with a bone at least twice a day body didnt get the memo that were cel and the mates arent coming


maybe hes just a nice schizophrenic


nah hes just a workaholic amazon programmer that plays xiv


sounds like a nutjob to me


uh i care theyre NOT exactly pleasant


the only blades that matter are the 天下五剣


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naochan moe



nice 5'11 male


sigh 5'11.5"


that guy said you werent supposed to watch this because he got bullied by the hockey team in his canadian high school


have a suspicion i might be diabetic


did he say that


no i inferred it using my superior reasoning skills


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cant NOT watch her


stop watching seasonal garb


NOThing wrong with watching some low commitment normime to preserve the remaining good ones


hate the youre NOT supposed to watch anime anymore once you grow up meme


never grew up


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the once you grow up meme became the once youre married meme its the era of the manbaby


When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.


im manchild


messed up by progression tree now im softlocked as a neet manbabe


wish i was a babe


but what of your honor


quit forcing your honor crap on us


sosthenes was the first manbaby only wrote that out of denial


used my only respec to become a neet japanophile gamer sigh


its all that separates us from the animals


live by a strict code of honor


im just a motherflipping どうぶつし


the jews got butthurt at him because of his honor


how do i join the jidf do they pay you


crazy how quick norms are to defend corporations and politicians


join the edf


gonno betray the earth join the aliens


oh is that what edf is got that game for free a few years ago and played it for a while but it pinched hard


ya its garb


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alien watashi alien


uhhh it just turned out she was kidnapped and developed ptsd based tism




throughout most of history swords were the equivalent of handguns and were either worn in a civilian context or were tertiary back up weapons at best


theres a subset of japs that adore edf but it really is a silly game


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hb might have a toast and egg sandwich for lunch


moms going out tonight said theres za in the fridge


hondy said edf is fun hes more jap than all of us combined


is this a repressed memory from 20 years ago or whats happening tonight


playing shenzhen io just completed my first assembly microcontroller


hell ya time to watch tv and browse newgrounds while unc gets drunk and snoozes in the other room


the druncle


still havent beat dread just got the gravity suit before work theres a few impossible looking powerup locations where you need to do either a shinespark with a bomb plant in the middle or possibly a power bomb or maybe theres a new item i dont know about that lets you instantly shinespark


gonno be a long wait for metroid dread botw randomizer to get that goron bracelet for the bomb plant


the hungry man is in the microwave and adult swim starts in a few minutes get in here


teen swim


normily guy swim


think she said shes meeting up with her sister in law for some reason didnt really listen to her


wasnt retarded enough to like normily guy


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keep thinking about this what an absolute madman gotta wonder who the first psycho to figure this out was theres no way i could ever pull this off when im close on my playthrough i just blow through it the normal way


they looked it up in the strategy guide


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raging hard can opener didnt open a can in 3 places so i pushed down on the lid hoping to bend it down some but it popped in and exploded and got shite everywhere including on me so i stripped down nude and continued and as i was draining the fat from the meat a bunch fell into the sink so i had to stand there with the faucet running picking chunks of meat up and rinsing and eating it like an animal




too long


sigh the life of a truneet


nice nasubi


thought id flip up hard while cooking for cmom since i never cook anything more complicated than frozen tendies but its just time consuming and annoying to clean up the mess might convince her to buy stuff to make banana bread again


never even figured out how to do that back step shinespark thing he even does two or three or them at a time because he knows exactly how much time he needs to run farther down the like ive played fusion 20 times and am nowhere close gotta have thousands of hours to pull that off


does anyone have that picture of the trash can full of anime fig boxes




can you post it please






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he gave up his wizardry for that


they were asking for it



rattling of my externals getting worse


stop using hdds


NOT rich enough to replace my collection of 8-12tb hdds with sdds theyre already the most expensive hardware i own


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stop hoarding


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NOT gonno spoil but had the same thoughts when looking at those and theyre easier than they look


damn good series edf cant imagine being a norm that cant appreciate it


its just the one external thats rattling could probably convert it to backup but dont have a spare drive to make things easy to move around its like one of those sliding block puzzles only takes 10 hours to slide a block


paste miosha


its hard isnt it


you wouldnt understand




ussai nihonjin wa minna sexy ladycon nano yo


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head hurts


must feel weird for girls to know that everybody around is constantly ooging at them


im NOT


gonno watch the animal crossing nintendo direct


crying the roost and brewster will make you coffee and isabelle can visit


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kappn and boat trips with sea shantys


NOT norm enough to enjoy ac


sigh just NOTiced that png optimizer was NOT lossless


you can join your islanders and do group stretches


when turt and i were in stores i would yank my head to look at a nice ass or tits and he wouldnt even register it hes really just like he is on the internet


cooking with tomatoes and you can make diy recipes and make delicious meals


we should all strive to be like him


only see a girl worth a gander once in a blue moon dont turn my head simply NOTice and keep walking


storage shed to make island life easier


you should tip your hat to her


might melt


love respecting women by averting the male gaze


sigh its the last content update for ac but it adds everything to make a happy island life


dont want anyone thinking i do disgusting things like have sexual thoughts or defecate or sweat


NOThin disgusting about cute girls sweatin


watched some group ironman vids wish i could handle friends to play games with


sigh maybe ill restart my island


went for a Drive and mom forgot about the blogs until we got home was too avoidant to say ya when she asked if i wanted her to go back out


drink a hole through your liver alconorm




sigh they gave us everything we ever wanted and even a new expansion so much gaming this is the best time to be a gamer in years


youll have to wait aNOTher 30 or so years


never got too far in my island but id hate to give up that progress just to get the new features


isnt animal crossing for girls youre supposed to be playing autism simulators


small minded


dont need an autism simulator im living the real thing


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could hardly be called a male


gonno fire the piss game


didnt know there was a maincra update too gonno watch this too


almost caught up on these eps but just realized have NOT gamed in some days at this rate ill forget where i was and have to restart for the dozenth time


started keeping a journal for my single player games so i dont get lost like that


deep dark ancient cities


didnt know unlasting was a sao song what the flip


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shes gone might fire up that pizza might NOT



think i can optimize this somehow for the drinking game stage and use one less line of code but dont know how

teq p1 100
+ add 1
foul:teq p0 100
- jmp sleep
sub 2
tlt acc 0
+ mov 0 acc
sleep: mov acc x1
slp 1


what the flip my mabinogi account is banned



they added mangrove trees


this changes everything


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getting tired too late for coffee or nap dont think milk tea would sit well in my stomach right now guess ill just waste away doing NOThing for aNOTher 8 hours then snooze


watched that guys too but it was too depressing so i skipped after the intro


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sigh he loved scape


they added silly frogs that jump on lily pads


and tropical frogs


sigh i cant wait to play the wild update on the himarealm


ya about that


gonno lojo watch a vid and snooze hima


rest easy


got bored of teencraft after a few days and played dwarf fort instead






its a better game


wheres your df stream


sigh having so much fun thinking about all the fun games were gonno play


wish this guy would shut up




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burning up even though its 69 outside and 69 in here starting to become enraged


its NOT a watcher game they want action NOT menu management


how can you say its a better game when i cant even watch it


you need to play it yourself


wish my brain was still elastic enough to relearn df


making some of that darjeeling




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that many disclaimers kind of ruins the joke


theres only one disclaimer connected to the panels and it fits the meter


uh yeah that attention at the top isnt connected at all its just the first thing you read on the page


new jahy op


woke up mornin hima might have some coffee and toast


tea tastes more refined than my usual so this is what they call 大人の味


ya youre growing up


ah yes excellent leafwater


thinking about becoming the demon king


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the landlord is sexier than the big boob sister


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wheres her male guardian


wheres yours


every now and then think about going camping but still havent


i dont need one im a male




forgot i was supposed to go to the zoo like 3 weeks ago


just lock me in a cage remember to feed me every day


why didnt you go


i never set my alarm




make sure i go monday


remember to take some pics give us a tour


fuck you ill beat your ass bitch




pouring a bath


sigh he loved ordering the servants to draw him a hot bath and then taking pictures of himself in it


set my alarm for 8:30am monday going to flipping look at those monkeys


love the zoo


hell ya


building a zoo on the himarealm in my head


sigh theres the panda enclosure and theres the aquarium tunnel its beautiful


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fish are just meat robots


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do fish have a concept of happiness


thats hideous




one more ep and ill finally be caught up


gonno have a nice long sunsetshower


happiness is just a word to me



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moms going to the new bond movie its three hours she said


dont think ive ever watched a bond flick


need a happy happy 6 foot 2 womanbaby jpgf


thats too tall


want to be hugged by a woman taller than me


you need a tall woman so your boys wont be manlet cels


teenlet teens





screenshot folders piling up need to sort through these


got 1500 mpvshots in my root directory


look down on screens that dont have the filename in their filename


installed genshin


painstakingly go through my screens to crop out reaction images even though do NOT even use those anymore


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who are we rolling for


do NOT support chinese terrorism


moms making tiktoks


sigh im so sorry


whats to be sorry about lets see em


7pm fevertime


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is this what norms spend their evenings watching






no one said being a norm was easy its NOT all waterskiing with the boys and flipping girls


im up and ready to suck


feeling breedable


can i breed you


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NOT sure what im supposed to be looking at


during the hima meetup im going to hire the twiggest rickshaw girl to cart nb around the city


its the chink military


every time i finally think ive ascended i start to relapse after a week or so


why NOT simply give up


im NOT like them


been gaming mom made melts i wouldnt have made em that way but they werent too bad


love prolonging my existence


wish i had some


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love a good melt


wish i was a big american


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holy hell




NOThin vile about a nice melt


uncanny valley


NOT enabling javascript there to see what it is


youre missing out


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they captured the perkiness of lamys boobs better than her actual 3d





you arent allowed to complain about the discordbros


lets go to the moooooooo



feb 2021 how did i miss this it could become an epic new meme


sigh misato



have a few shows i need to rewatch so i can watch the movies nges one of them


sexy lil gamer


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never watch anime movies because i feel compelled to rewatch first and never do




NOT me maybe i havent yet but too early to say never




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hate misato because shes too realistic need a nice rei autism doll


love misato


any streams


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the norms paid the price


woah hima hey just got back from 8.24 mile run listened to touhou music as the sun set and the moon rose then got home weighed myself lost 3.9 pounds since tuesday


uh you are already in peak shape if you can run 8 miles


hate how my hands get colder faster than my head feel my face burning up yet fingers cool enough to NOT be moving as nimbly


hope you trip over and smash all your teeth out on the pavement runnorm


yeah felt cold like that on my run its 10 c outside toes went numb but after like 30 minutes felt better


gonno puke


been slowly working through the vomit tag on pixiv oldest to newest


have a pic of a girl cosplaying as madotsuki puking but feel like its too gross to post here




sigh vomitchan


what is this facebook post that mado


no dont



weird gerbil


rice and bean night 3 hima but only 1 spicy pepper left and it was getting soft and brown so threw it away dinner is blander than usual


mom got a bunch of peppers from the farmers market it was the last day of the season so they told her fill up a bag for 10 dollars she got little zucchini and eggplants and a cabbage too and some apples


watching capybaras


love capybaras






sigh wish kf didnt end with the first season


watched the second season it was NOT as good as the first but defiantly had some moments that made me feel


boycotting the second season



love that vid



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together or NOT together these are the last traces of those dreamlike days


go to hell norm




watching videos of crazy people


wes told me to stand up for myself you cant talk to me like that



NOT looking forward to going to prison


holy flip hima jahy got a new op this week


ya its tard


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im baby


dumb flipping baby




sigh finally finished rewatching zbl



really good jahy today laughed a lot and teared up at the end


feel like i could probably get into this if she was into it


me spamming the report button on a himasugi full of teentube raiders as onseki sits in the conductor car blazed out of his gourd


die teenbro


hehe i remember when this happened funny he did NOThing wrong


grandpa loved growing gourds dried them out and made decorations out of them


hate snitches


pizzas in the oven hima


gourds make good penis sheaths to please your wife




gonno game too


seki we have a problem seki we have a problem seki we have a problem seki we have a problem seki we have a problem seki we have a problem
this channel is japanese only
seki we have a problem seki we have a problem


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gonno game as well perhaps beat dread tonight or get aNOTher divine beast in botw if im lucky but i doubt it each divine beast is a week long expedition for me


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those racist crafty chinks


good luck


sigh hima just want a horse badly now that my motorcycle is broken just want to curl up next to my horse next to a campfire and feed it some nice oats and apples and scratch behind its ears


moms coworker has a horse said she can never go on vacation because always have to stay to watch the horse or else pay someone to do it and thats expensive


you know NOThing about the equestrian lifestyle citynorm


die norm


sigh the weird horse girl still remember her name


horse girls want to be flipped by giant horse penises the car boys had pure intentions


uh no we were like 5


its a lot of work and you need a truck and a dedicated trailer to drag the horse around to the doctors and stuff it really is a pain in the ass theres probably nowhere in the us you could just have a horse tied up outside and get on it in the morning and ride without coming into contact with major commuter routes truly a shame


remember a horse girl named nicole in elementary school then i went to a random highschool many years later and a short girl with giant boobs came up and said my name and recognized me and made a fool of me because she had become a slut


here they have signs on the road that just show a silhouette of a horse to indicate that horses might be on the road and drivers just have to slow down


never had horse id try it if i was served some


horses are scary dont like gettin near em


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eating brownies with a glass of milk




18 c in my room now time to close the windows and turn on the heat


the arrogance of using c


uhh arrogance oooog



sigh NOThing takes me back to the 2000s like an inuyasha ending


life changed forever when i found out inuyasha was written by a girl for girls


did NOT realize it at the time but looking back its obvious when you compare it to other isekai with male protagonists




im just like sesshomaru


i think im going to make a compilation of all my epic moments too


thatll be short


im just like naraku


inuyasha the next generation is still airing watched 7 episodes and gave up on it wonder if should try watching again


never watched inuyasha


saw one scene when i was flipping through random channels as a teen


you missed out


a bh cel that got snapped by hundreds of demons


ya thats right so what





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i find it interesting that they kept a lot of the original soundtrack for the new inuyasha still NOT watching it


gaming hard again


whats on the menu


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gaming hard here too


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homuha streamed melty blood



wait until teenhours before you start your spam please


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might drop the rice and beans for something like this to improve my nutritional profile


how do you know what your nutritional profile is


its in the start menu


die already teenbro


take a multivitamin every morning eat fruit every meal and every dinner has vegetables every breakfast has eggs think its balanced


nice flipping gaslighter


love posting a teentube video then immediately respond to myself calling me a discord teen to get the puppets dancing




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die already teenbro


loved making a post or thread deleting it and blaming the jan to get everyone dancing


the teenstigator


love intentionally making posts that are on the absolute border of the rules and then acting appalled and making a huge deal about it when i get deleted or banned





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where are her curves


whats worse hima slur teen or norm


theyre right there


neither of those are hima originals


did someone say stream


would do anything to be a teen again and get a second chance so probably norm


is ped a hima original


the pidars


thats a compliment


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stream someone stream now


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reported him for doxxing


wish trevor would rope already so the spinoffs can make a big fun buzz over it sick of listening to his nerdy 35 year old virg voice and comicbookguy persona


simply dont watch


dont care norm


he sounded different in the old vids


he got a new mic




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id wear that


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now ill take a nap bye




paste t


why does he look so happy and healthy there


die raiders die


weekend raidteens


love the weekend love raiding




gonno do my dailies


feel that in between of hungry and sated


you cant just tell someone to die thats NOT nice




only ever been told to die by neetblog


teenbro raiders should all die




thats a perma


havent lolled in a while


NOT dying in this world going to take the first ritual out of here



how about a hearty kek


NOT teen enough to have ever used kek outside of wow


what happened to wwwww




hate blank posts when a thread gets big enough sometimes posts get eaten or garbled show up as blank when they shouldnt have to refresh to see which it is


either than or a teenpost ill take the blank


whats a teenpost like


allow me to demonstrate


the teen posting teenstagrams


used to scoff at the norms when theyd say your teen years are the best in your life but what the flip they were right all along


no it was worse back then


nah it was great because ive memoryholed most of the bad parts now all i see is me gaming me brains out all night and binging on pizza and tarding out on the internet without a care in the world thanks to the teenarrogance protective buff


the memories are coming back


wish i was arrogant as a teen and NOT paranoid and avoidant if anything things have gotten better since


gamed hard today


did ya win


ya i did and i had lots of fun


was still paranoid and avoidant and shy but the teenarrogance makes you think youre smarter than everyone


inferiority complex since i hit double digits


been posting on imageboards since 2003 so i wouldnt know the difference


started in 1999 myself


we must travel back in time to 1999


would rage hard at the slow internet speeds


just drop me off in 2003 please things werent doing well at the turn of the century


eyes starting to hurt guess i better lie down


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rolled ami koshimizu in genshin


you dont have to actually watch this whole thing hima just know that its flipping over and you never had a chance




its NOT even all about sperm count but i guess they make that the thumbnail because it scares norms the most


i already knew that


could have got her for free if you started a few months ago




refuse to play chink games


the chinks already own all the major gaming companies


flip this going to be neurotypical


NOT even sure what im supposed to be doing in genshin maybe ill just wander in a direction


think i could have been neurotypical just the chemicals and brainwashing from birth has made the so called norms abnormal the baseline is skewed and i just cant adapt to that


NOT sure what you mean humans are a social species youre supposed to be social and love it like macaques


you open chests and do quests


ook ook


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haha shes depressed and overworked and has to drink liquor at work just to keep from jumping in front of a train good one japan


has she been flipped


no one wants to flip her


why NOT


i will claim her then


refuse to believe there are foids who havent been flipped


refuse to believe in 30 year old men that havent flipped at least once


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theres tons of unflipped japanese girls waiting to be flipped by a strong white neet man


i will protect them from the jbw scum


you cant its our turn




love ironically pretending to be cel




doesnt count as cel if all thats standing between you and all the flip you could ever want is 5100 miles of ocean


die normcels


almost like theyre failednorms


i would drink at work too if i had a job


mom said the only way to get fired from a government job is to have an alcohol problem


walked around outside the plant goofing off a few times and would regularly find beer cans


had two beers last night and two today always stop at 2


had too many last night watching star wars with mom


based 2beer


stink has a big stain in it from when i immolated a stinkbug the other night


nice stinkstain


uh sink


should have crushed that flipper


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kig me up


still havent decided on my kig for the mansion


what will you do when you encounter a tuber kig in the mansion


going to use my sexy shimakaze kigsuit


made some ramen with tamago


woke from the nap


what did you dream




gonno poop


sleeping bye


goodnight i love you


shat whats my time


sigh almost 25 minutes


average 40 seconds or so myself


Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.


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its jesus type love its ok


there was a lot of pnig friendly content on the g archive hehe


why is warosu in such a sorry state if warosuko was alive all along


the same could be asked of hima


woke up gonno shower and grab a snack


if warosuko fixed the absurd spam on ghost she could archive every board under the sun


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he makes the same sauce every time


the chinks only have one sauce



havent gamed this hard in years just got thrown 20 feet after being hit by a tough enemy and smashed through a fence but killed him anyway hehe


granpa had horses and dad got kicked by one in the chest when he was like 3 years old nobody knows how he survived that


he has balls of steel


guess ill jo to a nice dogpill


what the hell is that fov


tardlaughing hard