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 No.1168679[Last 100 Posts]

which thread do i use

 No.1168706

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why did he do this

 No.1190842

sigh the eternal question

 No.1236426

which thread do i use

 No.1238617

did anyone save the vid

 No.1243902

uh

 No.1243995

uh what

 No.1251387

its over being a truneet is the happiest ive ever been in my life and its going to be ripped away from me eventually

 No.1251910

hooooooraaaayyy

 No.1256404

here we go

 No.1256420

sigh woke up during a blogwar hope the winner is decided soon

 No.1256423

hate the tense silence during a threadrage

 No.1256424

gsnaps tasted better today maybe they were NOT ripe enough yesterday

 No.1256426

he loved fresh gsnaps

 No.1256427

what about seeds vs seedless always buy seedless

 No.1256428

sneed vs feedless

 No.1256430

cutting salamis

 No.1256431

think i might be long in the tooth

 No.1256432

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 No.1256433

instead of sperging out that i shouldnt ever bother exercising because normahol stops muscle growth and i dont eat well enough like i normally do im going to keep doing both and stop dealing in absolutes

 No.1256435

ya why bother unless you do some sort of sport or outdoor activity its just a waste of time

 No.1256436

>>1256435
mental boost

 No.1256437

wouldnt mind exercising if i had a treadmill in my room id tardrun all day while staring at the rectangle

 No.1256438

second day of peroxide NOThin big coming out yet

 No.1256439

have you tried chugging it

 No.1256440

wouldnt be surprised if all its doing is softening things up and letting it settle deeper in today left ear was feeling funny when before has only been the right ear for the most part

 No.1256441

chug

 No.1256442

>>1256435
i meant im going to keep doing it regardless of how much i drink or how poorly i eat and see what happens worst case i look like i do now but feel stronger

 No.1256444

ive been on the nylon rope retirement plan for a long time now its already over so ive got NOThing to lose by trying it

 No.1256445

skip to the rope part

 No.1256446

it gets better

 No.1256447

it wont for him

 No.1256448

downloading at 95 mbs

 No.1256449

who can relate

 No.1256450

>>1256448
die speedmog

 No.1256451

>>1256447
there is still hope

 No.1256452

just peaked at 100mbs

 No.1256453

nice 13meg

 No.1256454

21 gb download finished

 No.1256455

what game

 No.1256456

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 No.1256459

NOT saying its a secret

 No.1256460

there was a billboard said 1 gig speed and this picture of a pleased woman

 No.1256468

NOThing better than gigabit

 No.1256469

>>1256459
are you gonno stream

 No.1256470

mom had a tooth removed now she can only eat cold and soft foods for a couple of days

 No.1256471

never streaming again

 No.1256473

google offers 2gig in my area

 No.1256474

buy it

 No.1256476

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 No.1256477

have NOT had a cream puff in years

 No.1256478

gonno make cream puffs at the mansion one will be filled with wasabi

 No.1256479

dont have a use for 2gig i dont torrent anymore

 No.1256480

never going to eat them now that you revealed your hand tricker

 No.1256481

need those speeds to game in 2021

 No.1256482

just cut them in half

 No.1256483

just dont play multinorm games

 No.1256484

gonno sabotage the cream puff maker

 No.1256485

youve got no sense of adventure can just hear the whining before every yaminabe night

 No.1256486

my download speed is good enough but i wish i had better upload speed

 No.1256487

gonno sabotage that one too

 No.1256488

and the oven and the stove only the microwave will work

 No.1256489

a stove and an oven are required for most of the hima approved meals

 No.1256490

need a stove am NOT going back to microwave quesadillas

 No.1256491

only a microwave is needed

 No.1256492

wouldnt mind having a big firepit in the middle of the room like those old jap houses or the viking longhouses

 No.1256493

we can have one of those and a microwave

 No.1256494

nice big firepit nice taped off windows and doors

 No.1256495

can someone go tell the otamin to unban me already

 No.1256496

gth

 No.1256497

>>1256494
its NOT like im going to get any dumber

 No.1256498

getting my vaxmax tomrrow

 No.1256499

any microwaved quesadilla recipes

 No.1256500

check the recipe thread on the tb

 No.1256501

got shortening gonno make tortillas soon maybe tomorrow or day after

 No.1256502

tortillas come from the store

 No.1256503

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 No.1256504

should try to make cheese again but dont have the equipment

 No.1256505

what about fromunda

 No.1256506

cant wait for the thriller mansion arc

 No.1256507

NOT looking forward to getting hot karled after nb spots a vtuber vid in my network access logs

 No.1256508

what vtuber

 No.1256509

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hair inspection day in the mansion

 No.1256511

>>1256508
thats between me and nb

 No.1256514

didnt know that dragon quest was developed by like five different companies i thought it was just enix

 No.1256515

getting tired didnt nap today had a second cup instead may earlysnooze

 No.1256516

groan i can already tell how aquatope is going to end 4 minutes into episode 10

 No.1256517

tired because exercised earlier maybe will sleep before 1

 No.1256518

exercise every day and drink plenty of water

 No.1256519

was in the habit of regular exercise earlier this year but havent lifted the bells in months now

 No.1256520

never drink water never exercise never do anything but game

 No.1256521

maybe lifted twice this year

 No.1256522

liked the feeling when lifted hard then tried to snooze but couldnt instead felt weird tired and awake for hours into the night

 No.1256523

did you use preworkout

 No.1256524

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sigh was going to say i wanted to flip her but shes 17

 No.1256525

uh no

 No.1256526

thanks for reminding me to aquatope

 No.1256527

grip strength something like 18 last time i checked sigh

 No.1256528

too tired to fully appreciate the ep now gonno have to wait for tomorrow

 No.1256529

todays preworkout was plain popcorn in the microwave airpopper also unsalted peanuts

 No.1256530

need salt for a workout

 No.1256531

had some salt in my scrambled eggs this morning thats enough

 No.1256533

pour salt on everything flip the norms

 No.1256534

a guy told me that watching me lift weights was demotivating him because hes so weak in comparison

 No.1256535

that was me

 No.1256536

sigh blogwars still going on guess ill watch some vids then snooze it better be over in the morning

 No.1256537

you gave to fight for your thread

 No.1256539

hehe based timmy giving away nioh for free gonno finally play this game

 No.1256540

ban

 No.1256541

whats the deal with the onion beer in aquatope

 No.1256542

is it orion

 No.1256543

no the sign on the wall clearly said onion beer

 No.1256544

did anyone read the gem girl manga

 No.1256545

are you talking about land of the lustrous

 No.1256546

nah

 No.1256547

yeah

 No.1256548

kukuru is just like me when the video store was closing

 No.1256549

loved the anime but never got around to reading the manga didnt they say the characters are nonbinary

 No.1256550

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 No.1256551

theyre stones so that makes sense

 No.1256552

yes all of the girls are nonsexual they dont have boobs or anything sigh its a perfect world and what the mansion should be

 No.1256553

teentube do NOT open

 No.1256554

never opened something faster

 No.1256555

sing a song and funny dance

 No.1256556

phos is just like me used to be a happy goofy kid but the norms kept snapping off pieces of my humanity

 No.1256557

8meg tuber theyre getting cocky

 No.1256558


 No.1256559

the sheep girl

 No.1256560

ban

 No.1256561

hes raging

 No.1256562

sigh one week left until the big stream

 No.1256563

hope holos get to take over the seiyuu and anime op industry next

 No.1256564

hope the nukes start flying soon

 No.1256565

they cant because china hates them and japan bows to the han

 No.1256566

about 3 months until the winter solstice its the 10 year anniversary of the event

 No.1256567

wish things would end abruptly with an asteroid

 No.1256568

artia is the lord of bilibili and shes kind of a holo

 No.1256569

can women be lords

 No.1256570

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master jbwmaxxer

 No.1256571

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 No.1256572

need to disguise myself as chad

 No.1256573

the duck girl

 No.1256574

its a prank

 No.1256575

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 No.1256576

the swan guy

 No.1256577

forgot that i was supposed to go fishing and also was supposed to go to the zoo its easy to talk big when youre bored at night but when you wake up the next day the motivation isnt there

 No.1256578

>>1256574
why cant nigs control themselves

 No.1256579

>>1256570
why would that make a difference too bad that nigger didnt get ventilated with hollowpoints like swiss cheese he must be in some state where the government hates its populace and wants them to be murdered

 No.1256581

brain vibrated for a few seconds there

 No.1256582


 No.1256583

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR5stUMcWOk&t=454s

guess it was meant to be that i got fired

 No.1256584

used to worry about that on bus what if the vibrations caused brain damage

 No.1256585

the norms were speaking to you

 No.1256586


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 No.1256589

i pity my fellow depressed 20 something virgin losers that i posted alongside ten years ago that ended up making something of themselves whats the point if the norms are just going to take it away anyway

 No.1256590

had a dream about boarding the schoolbus from the school parking lot a few weeks ago didnt remember it until the bus guy hit the memory trigger

 No.1256591

miss yucking it up with my young virgpals then they all got sex and jobs and became arrogant and obnoxious

 No.1256592

my genes are too good to exist in this twisted world theyll die with me

 No.1256593

how many of them made something of themselves do you think ive been surfing the web since mom got us a pc

 No.1256594

if by made something of themselves become yet aNOTher cog in the norm machine they did that yeah

 No.1256595

NOThing wrong with being a zogcog if youre working towards buying solar panels pigs seeds canned food thousands of rounds and land

 No.1256596

and then what

 No.1256597

probably fail in the first week and move back to a city where he belongs

 No.1256598

if had tried to be like them then would be dead already

 No.1256599

almost certainly without mom we have NOThing

 No.1256600

>>1256596
life in this country is just hospice at this point youre supposed to just kick back and relax until its time to go out swinging

 No.1256601

you arent gonno go out swinging probably fall over in the shower and crack your head open on the faucet

 No.1256602

then end up in a hospital bed till they finally pull the plug on you

 No.1256603

one way or the other ill be going out swanging you can count on that

 No.1256604

might get ripped

 No.1256605

NOT a chance

 No.1256606

hope they start forcing the vaxx so i have a cool hill to die on

 No.1256607

its NOT cool and no one will care

 No.1256608

it will be a honorable death
thats all i ever asked for

 No.1256609

same its gonno be a great excuse to never get a job

 No.1256610

>>1256607
youre NOT thinking about the big picture typical norm

 No.1256611

the only norm here is you reading normaganda

 No.1256612


 No.1256613

groan its this guy again

 No.1256614

watching some old simpsons must have rewatched the first few seasons a hundred times as a kid

 No.1256615

みかりん!はい!みかりん!はい!

 No.1256616

1 through 4 are the only good ones

 No.1256617

was just thinking about watching early simpsons this morning the daycare lady at the methadone clinic would give us poptarts and put on the simpsons every time at 6pm

 No.1256618

uh

 No.1256619

uh

 No.1256620

um

 No.1256621

cant watch the simpsons like that because its one of those things i imagine myself doing when im old and its just too stressful

 No.1256622

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 No.1256624

you are old youre past middle age you didnt think we were living to 80 did you

 No.1256625

whats the meaning of posting that pic

 No.1256626

>>1256624
yes i am

 No.1256627

showing us the entirety of his provisioned disk space

 No.1256628

im still a spry 29 year old i got my entire life ahead of me

 No.1256629

there was a black kid there once that started crying funny he would make a really quiet soft oooooooo sound brother and i laughed about it for years to come but the reality is he probably got that way from the beatings

 No.1256630

>>1256628
no one tell him

 No.1256631

tell him what he has his whole life ahead of him

 No.1256632

so long as you still have hair there is still hope yet

 No.1256633

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what is her expression meant to convey

 No.1256634

shes stupefied

 No.1256635

mom is the only person thats ever complimented me for having hair anyway so what do i care

 No.1256636

if i listened to moms suggestions on my appearance id look like a queer

 No.1256637

what if im bald

 No.1256638

bald is fine balding isnt

 No.1256639

mom says im handsome

 No.1256640

groan cant game until i go to best buy tomorrow and buy a usb cable for my ds4 controller

 No.1256641

>>1256637
were all living in the same dystopian hellscape it doesnt really matter when we go to hell well be in the prime of our lives

 No.1256642

File: 1631249427077.mp4 (15.48 MB, bald.mp4)


 No.1256643

foid talking dont click

 No.1256644

File: 1631249513985.webm (2.52 MB, 576x576, bc8q45.webm)


 No.1256645

once were in hell we can laugh at what happens to her from our beach chairs next to the lake of fire

 No.1256646

and then we look up to the balcony of elliots lakeside estate and he holds his wineglass up to us and nods

 No.1256647

sounds awful think ill game instead

 No.1256648

satan loves video games thats why he came up with them

 No.1256649

do you think the children of the spic midgets flooding the country will have the same obsession with the founding fathers and the colonies as we did for glorious nippon

 No.1256650

japans history is kind of retarded at times

 No.1256651

just like me

 No.1256652

was supposed to be a japanese girl but someone got the bodies mixed up at the last minute and i got a western cel instead

 No.1256653

moms already up again gonno chug some cold ones and refill them with water

 No.1256654

hima just woke up could only sleep for five and a half hours and my manic phase just got worse

 No.1256655

you need alcohol

 No.1256656

isnt the manic one the good one when youre pumped up

 No.1256657

manic is the stage just before depressing your central nervous system with drugs

 No.1256658

its NOT good im just full of anxiety and extremely energetic but without an outlet for all that energy so it just builds up inside and doing anything unproductive makes me feel 1000x worse and guiltier than it normally does and whenever i talk to mom i speak faster and for longer than normally at least im NOT shivering all over anymore also i go from replies that only post short one liners all day to poster that longposts for some reason

 No.1256659

maybe i should try going one day without drinking eight cups of black coffee that could help

 No.1256660

go do some pullups

 No.1256661

dont have a pullup bar sorry

 No.1256662

buy one of those door ones or find a tree

 No.1256663

ok ill buy one

 No.1256664

pastaguy should i get some fortified wine today

 No.1256665

>>1256658
youve entered the stage where you start drinking daily to silence the voice grats after a year or two youll be too tired to get that worked up

 No.1256666

whats the final stage

 No.1256667


 No.1256668

why would he do that when he can do some pullups

 No.1256669

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 No.1256670

local park has a bunch of tard outdoor equipment but NOT a single pullup bar

 No.1256671

and aNOTher thing is that my sex drive goes to zero havent had a single jo urge or sexnorm thought or random erection for about a week now

 No.1256672

good who needs it

 No.1256673

failed norms do

 No.1256674

you are ascending
i think i feel my best when i have no libido and no sadness but feel the urge to quietly rope in peace

 No.1256675

never needed it but its scary like part of you being taken away you like it or NOT its like NOT having to eat to sustain yourself i myself dont care much about eating and would welcome NOT having to use the bathroom but the idea of NOT being able to instead of NOT having to is too much

 No.1256676

use it or lose it cherry boy your sexual prime was a decade ago

 No.1256677

isnt it absurd how we get so horny in our teens and early 20s being the prime for reproduction when norms are even more irresponsible and impulsive than normal at those ages

 No.1256678

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 No.1256679

the world the norms have trapped us in is absurd

 No.1256680

never got horny in my teens just wanted to flipping game

 No.1256681

just wanted to be left alone because im schizoid

 No.1256682

ya NOT gonno be able to go back to sleep like this guess ill get out of bed and shower

 No.1256683

>>1256669
cant imagine having to wear a bra all the time being a girl must be hard would probably do that too if i was one

 No.1256684

you mean you would be a slut that flashes her boobies

 No.1256685

no but id wear the bandaids

 No.1256686

youd become a sagger if you dont wear the bra

 No.1256687

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 No.1256688

nah thats a myth

 No.1256689

forearm tendon has been in pain for over a week lower back is sore and i just got a quad cramp sigh almost too old for this hope something happens soon

 No.1256690


 No.1256691

post some sheeps

 No.1256692

nah we wont be doing that

 No.1256693

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 No.1256694

sigh nb flipping made it

 No.1256695

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 No.1256696

i dont get it

 No.1256697

uh kirby is a girl

 No.1256698

File: 1631255414000.png (568.58 KB, 749x419, b204a0942dc68766ff25373bb76b475f.png)

the hima transformation

 No.1256699

sheep

 No.1256700

>>1256696
her eyes are flipped up

 No.1256701

baste apexsimp

 No.1256702

sheeeeep

 No.1256703

wish i could simp they always seem so happy

 No.1256704

whats stopping you

 No.1256705

im pilled the flip out

 No.1256706

>>1256701
so flipping cringe they actually did an apex collab later i couldnt care less about that foid but for some reason this infuriates me

 No.1256707

so flipping cringe he says

 No.1256708

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 No.1256709

this is a pagan board get that norm out of here

 No.1256710

whats the goth pill

 No.1256711

hima needs to be crusaded

 No.1256712

im saved

 No.1256713

yeah well if christianity was half as cool as it was centuries ago you can bet id be taking my vow of silence and going on a hermitage from the monastery or slaughtering pagans but no today its just a bunch of obese hicks sitting around for appearances but NOT actually giving a hoot about following the rules

 No.1256714


 No.1256715

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 No.1256716

it was norm then and its norm now

 No.1256717

>>1256715
hope that guy that tried to break into her condo comes back and burns it to the ground

 No.1256718

kitty wants to leave then i open the door let her go and close it then she wants back in and keeps looping that behavior

 No.1256719

mulg

 No.1256720

stouts will protect her

 No.1256721


hope she keeps working hard and improving her life one step at a time and stays happy

 No.1256722

dont think shes ever worked hard thats why shes a 30 year old womanbaby still working teenjobs and surrounding herself with weebshite

 No.1256723

sigh wish milk would post here and sometimes stream

 No.1256724

no girls allowed

 No.1256725

shes a successful baker

 No.1256726

why do sound so aggressive when youve just described every single hima

 No.1256727

probably wishes she was one of these roastie cuntrag streamers the teens spam here every day

 No.1256728

aNOTher milg stream like back in the day

 No.1256729

because hima posters are single mother raised low status males that never had a chance foids are given every opportunity to excel

 No.1256730

>>1256708
wish i could become gospilled

 No.1256731

whats stopping you

 No.1256732

the norms

 No.1256733

the norms are the ones that want you there

 No.1256734

the hima meeting will be in heaven

 No.1256735

i made her laugh when she was streaming
if only i was on the other side of the country i could have used high level pua tactics to get a milky gf and live happily ever after

 No.1256736

>>1256731
cant get myself to believe in the christian god

 No.1256737

why hes baste

 No.1256738


 No.1256739

>>1256729
sigh NOT me

 No.1256740

hope pg is safe and happy

 No.1256741

hes flipping roped

 No.1256742

File: 1631256824501.gif (220.04 KB, 226x360, rope.gif)

hes too tall to rope

 No.1256743

hes a God amongst menbabes

 No.1256744

would you rather hear that a hima roped or that they became a norm

 No.1256745

flip that bitch she refused to play blops II with me

 No.1256746


 No.1256747

>>1256744
became a norm

 No.1256748

sigh

 No.1256749

>>1256744
if i roped i would have the common courtesy to tell my bros first

 No.1256750

thinking of dickspammers perfectly straight dick

 No.1256751

does aquatape get better just watched the first episode NOT impressed NOT sure where all the hype is coming frome

 No.1256752

hate when im about to sperm and pnigs dick pops in my head

 No.1256753

love being bullied by imageboard admins unban me now otamin im starting to get enraged

 No.1256754

owned norm

 No.1256755


 No.1256756

what is it about these spinoff admins and being so arrogant
theres like 30 posters total across the whole ecosystem

 No.1256757

youd be arrogant too if you had all that power

 No.1256758

calm down already

 No.1256759

theyre doing better than i would

 No.1256760

been permabanned on ota at least 30 times if you actually post there legitimately you need to go back to whatever homosexual support forum you came from

 No.1256761

mindblowing that he bullied me relentlessly and thought i would juet let him get away with it and mindblowing that its all happening again im going to italy

 No.1256762

lost count how many times ive been permad on hima maybe 8 or 9

 No.1256763

giving aquatape one more chance episode 2

 No.1256764

raidhours gonno snooze

 No.1256765

same

 No.1256766

the raid ends when you snooze

 No.1256767

ban

 No.1256768

perma aquatape

 No.1256769


 No.1256770

smashed some bug crawling on the monitor

 No.1256771

wonder how the alternate timeline is going where zun actually let r07 work on normhou instead of making higurashi

 No.1256772

were all rich in that timeline

 No.1256773


 No.1256774

cleaned the house its time to game

 No.1256775

File: 1631259313050.mp4 (28.14 MB, top_500_cheese.mp4)

any curdnerds still up

 No.1256776

might actually be retarded just realized the name of the villain in spaceballs is brooks spelled backwards

 No.1256777

holyfliponehour

 No.1256778

episode 2 a little better feel like i would rather rewatch gem girls already

 No.1256779


 No.1256780

that in itself is parodying a video from years earlier

 No.1256781

hate when a nice cry fogs up my glasses

 No.1256782

love waking up slumped back in my chair with empty bottles on my desk and my cheeks stiff with dried tears

 No.1256783

bottles of what

 No.1256784

good posture please

 No.1256785

got left behind sigh

 No.1256786

youre in the wrong thread

 No.1256787

no this is the correct one

 No.1256788

cant win against any of the ultra hard challenges guess ill just farm tickets and open boxes

 No.1256789

gonno become a voluntary cel

 No.1256790

nice volincel

 No.1256791

kettle heating up hima gonno make some coffee

 No.1256792

using a jank setup with gil kuroe and double waver

 No.1256793

only one on hima and coffees ready gonno sip

 No.1256794

i was gaming sorry

 No.1256795

File: 1631267526460.jpg (59.62 KB, 660x495, 3ffaafe7b2434fa76bbe31a1ee2c4a89.jpg)


 No.1256796

nice gamer wheres the stream

 No.1256797

need to open a bakery in the japanese countryside and wed a sexy little baby

 No.1256798

can i move in with you

 No.1256799

File: 1631269645306.jpg (82 KB, 1080x614, 1aj7l90k5mm71.jpg)


 No.1256800

woke up fever

 No.1256801

is it covid hows your oxygen levels

 No.1256802

its NOT normvid

 No.1256803

how do you know

 No.1256804

got curious enough so figured out where to get a test dont want to talk about it but its done

 No.1256805

glad youre safe

 No.1256806

gth

 No.1256807

why are you being rude

 No.1256808

woke up tummy feels weird it does NOT hurt just feels weird

 No.1256809

get yourself a nice tall glass of water and some tea biscuits

 No.1256810

looked up tea biscuits still NOT sure what they are too many wildly different foods came up

 No.1256811

File: 1631270882268.jpg (72.36 KB, 1000x621, 61i7wHYHMOL._SL1000_.jpg)

mena like these

 No.1256812

gonno ffee

 No.1256813

pic

 No.1256814

uh its just a normal cuppa NOThin picworthy

 No.1256815

hehe logged in on genshin after months used all the gacha orbs i had didnt get shite but random useless weapons and left

 No.1256816

how many did you have

 No.1256817

like 22 rolls

 No.1256818

you can get more with the new region

 No.1256819

bored and NOT feelin a jo

 No.1256820

NOT even finished with the chink region main story yet id take me days to complete everything

 No.1256821

and i dont have a good team to clear stuff

 No.1256822

fire up a nice stare

 No.1256823

just level xiangling

 No.1256824

>>1256819
watch this

 No.1256825

dont watch some shite normtube vid

 No.1256826

why NOT

 No.1256827

File: 1631275187579.webm (957.27 KB, 1080x694, H8uFhhNINRoFR5wv.webm)


 No.1256828

jonged a bit today

 No.1256829

はあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃまはあちゃまっちゃま

 No.1256830

spam

 No.1256831

the haachama teen

 No.1256832

File: 1631276840127.mp4 (6.38 MB, [1242028214144438273].mp4)


 No.1256833

without the communist party there would be no new china

 No.1256834

gotta hand it to the chinks they managed to build something out of NOThing

 No.1256835

hima without you i wouldnt have anyone to talk to

 No.1256836

File: 1631280430870.webm (9.86 MB, 640x360, 1432079164761.webm)


 No.1256837


 No.1256838

File: 1631282103187.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.59 KB, 1200x848, E-0fiJdVQAELdrD.jpg)


 No.1256839

need shion flip

 No.1256841

ate too many evil grains and feel like smashing something

 No.1256842

oog

 No.1256843

ordered some chinese

 No.1256844

rambled to mom about the chinks again

 No.1256845

File: 1631285749200.jpg (1.58 MB, 3840x2160, E-61et0UYA4vyte.jpg)

the mansion gaming pool

 No.1256846

File: 1631285773923.mp4 (409.06 KB, OH_MY_GAWD.mp4)


 No.1256847

are they playing with electronics in the pool

 No.1256848

theyre all waterproof these days i think

 No.1256849

big bro has a bag in the shower for his phone and ds and switch

 No.1256850

callies making funny noises(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.1256851

>>1256804
idiot now youre on the list

 No.1256852

already on the cel list

 No.1256853

cant you really say youre cel if you can simply move to an asian country at any moment and stop being cel with no effort

 No.1256854

asians can do that with africa too though and blacks can do it with white countries and anyone can do it if they have 80 bucks

 No.1256855

80 bucks to turn yourself from a cel to an escortcel creep

 No.1256856

creepshamer

 No.1256857

File: 1631290298854.webm (1.76 MB, 324x368, 1630974641528.webm)

janny steamed

 No.1256858


 No.1256859

one steamin hot perma comin right up

 No.1256860

last few dreams ive had involved maiming or killing i must be getting pretty edgy

 No.1256861

actually dreamed that i had to kill somebody yesterday but my hands were tied we had no way out

 No.1256862

hate how i cant leave the house without my stomach twisting and turning in kNOTs

 No.1256863

that means youre hungry

 No.1256864

it does NOT

 No.1256865

are we playing the new world open beta

 No.1256866

NOT playing an mmo ever again

 No.1256867

a wasp flew into my car tried to scare it away but it escaped into my air vents

 No.1256868

the nest is in there

 No.1256869

downloading new world now

 No.1256870

File: 1631293741963.webm (1.42 MB, 1280x720, 1631064143723.webm)


 No.1256871

nice gender reveal

 No.1256872

NOThing worse than an unsatisfying shite sat there for too long and dont even feel like im empty but NOThing else comes out

 No.1256873

File: 1631295644863.jpg (159 KB, 995x1200, E-8H2cGVgAMug7c.jpg)


 No.1256874

got kicked from aNOTher world these norms really hate my name hehe

 No.1256875

wish id get kicked from this world

 No.1256876

what is it hangol knickers or something

 No.1256877

die hacker but its related to sexy babies

 No.1256878

time for a laxative

 No.1256879

sigh 54gb of unwatched normime and the next season starts in two or three weeks theres no way

 No.1256880

might grab aNOTher slice hima theres two left

 No.1256881

NOT using a thread with a 404 youtube op gonno lock this shit thread now

 No.1256904

why did the norms wait until everyone was comfortable in this thread then start posting in the other threads

 No.1256907

i pranked everyone

 No.1256909

nice prankster

 No.1256910

woke up hi

 No.1256913

hey dont forget to read and highlight your favorite posts that youve missed while sleeping

 No.1256914


 No.1256917

normex

 No.1256922

what is the point of hd runescape why would anyone want to waste more system resources on a java game

 No.1256924

dont get it either but

 No.1256930

mom made burgs

 No.1256932

lucky wsh i had a burg or bacon sandwich right now all i have is coffee

 No.1256937

got potatoes to bake later gonno make two this time im gonno clean the skins with a scouring pad or a hard bristle brush that isnt covered in oil

 No.1256940

potato skin is fine too

 No.1256943

my skins were edible last time but they had a burnt dirt flavor so i just peeled them off im wondering if i should soak the potatoes before baking them

 No.1256944

which thread do i use

 No.1256946

dont know anymore

 No.1256948

you should bake them on a bed of salt

 No.1256949

i used olive oil but just like a tablespoon for both potatoes maybe ill use more and really get in with my hands and rub it into the skin

 No.1256950

did my exercises

 No.1256951

uh

 No.1256953

based uh guy killing the thread

 No.1256954

nice ironman

 No.1256955

was digging through a box for a backup cpu cooler and found my old ds defiantly did NOT want to see a reflection like that i thought men were supposed to get better looking with age NOT uglier

 No.1256956

found out how to use my phone as a cam on obs

 No.1256957

i like sing a song and funny dance

 No.1256958

woke up again cant believe the blogwars still NOT over

 No.1256959

finally started using ime instead of using google translator for kana

 No.1256960

>>1256950
whatd you do

 No.1256961

on my fourth cup of rice today

 No.1256962

4 cups uncooked right

 No.1256963

yeah but the small cup that came with the rice cooker

 No.1256964

1 cup uncooked is 700 calories you need at least 4000 calories a day if you want to get big and 5000+ if you want to get huge

 No.1256965

NOT trying to get big in fact would be happy if i were a bit smaller as long as NOT in the vertical direction

 No.1256966

File: 1631310296216.jpg (634.54 KB, 1000x1412, 92651775_p0.jpg)


 No.1256967

app estimated burned 1185 calories on my run yesterday but did NOT eat extra

 No.1256968

going to do a nice rice only bulk just like rich before he passed away from cardiovascular problems

 No.1256969

rice is how i got fat during the fat arc

 No.1256970

never had a fat arc just a skinny fat arc

 No.1256971

i wasnt fat fat i was just fat enough for mom to make fun of me

 No.1256972

pic

 No.1256973

at my lowest weight sister said you look like auschwitz victim

 No.1256974

doing that thing again where i eat one regular sized lukewarm meal and my body temperature feels like it shot up 20 degrees

 No.1256975

>>1256966
ready for breeding

 No.1256976

File: 1631312181827.png (36.57 KB, 1758x354, 1631310288418.png)

wonder how often pnig got emails like this

 No.1256977

hehe

 No.1256978

what the flip

 No.1256979

sigh his real life is starting i knew it wasnt over at 30 theres still time

 No.1256980

my real life will begin once i become a nijisanji eng vtuber

 No.1256981

mom said that from the front i look like im on my side and from my side it looks like i disappeared

 No.1256982

is that a riddle

 No.1256983

ya

 No.1256984

mom ordered burgs

 No.1256985

aris is playing mario 2

 No.1256986

>>1256976
what was their original post

 No.1256987

wonder why always feel like ive got a fever this time of day has NOT been going on for too long think less than a year

 No.1256988

hehe starting to wonder if the otamin only banned me to get the henri worshipers excited and then unban me to force them into despair love celposting love blackpilling

 No.1256989

sigh 2013 ota

 No.1256990

love norming love being norm

 No.1256991

nice ota tk

 No.1256992

File: 1631313586728.webm (1.98 MB, 1280x720, 1606085287721.webm)


 No.1256993

File: 1631313604518.webm (705.65 KB, 1280x720, 1522117678624.webm)


 No.1256994

shishou

 No.1256995

hehe love that coco

 No.1256996

the fast replier

 No.1256997

File: 1631313650702.webm (1.87 MB, 641x360, koro.webm)


 No.1256998

two teentubers within 5 minutes officially a raid

 No.1256999

File: 1631313673004.png (1.24 MB, 1280x720, mattoi and crepe.png)


 No.1257000

File: 1631313709073.webm (1.98 MB, 640x360, 1581838176010.webm)


 No.1257001

its the weekend the teentubes are off work

 No.1257002

the sheep webm

 No.1257003

cant tell if mom got a 30 pack she said she was going to then went to the store twenty minutes later and hasnt said anything about it

 No.1257004


 No.1257005

could use some normahol right now but i shall resist

 No.1257006

coworker from the job i quit a few months ago got a big promotion and is paying five grand in rent just because that could have been me but to be honest i do NOT regret it sadly my money is almost running out

 No.1257007

>>1257005
えらい

 No.1257008

translate it weebs

 No.1257009

>>1257005
crack it

 No.1257010

opened 100 image tabs again sigh

 No.1257011

how is it running out i thought you were making good money and also living with mom

 No.1257012

maybe she meant tomorrow hope she isnt going senile it was something she brought up literally less than half an hour before going to the store

 No.1257013

forgot what day it is and mom was acting like im going senile

 No.1257014

cant just crack dont have any in the house im a sober man now

 No.1257015

its friday night big day for the abc store

 No.1257016

sighing hard dont have any excuse to go look in her car to check

 No.1257017

File: 1631315329680.mp4 (1.24 MB, Ajimaru_Ajimaru_200_gM2oV5F9XEk.mp4)


 No.1257018

mom went to dr nguyen got a face lift botox and hyaluronic acid injections

 No.1257019

dont post married sheep dont post ugly voice chan

 No.1257020

>>1257011
ya but i quit months ago NOT in equilibrium so its just a matter of time

 No.1257021

already told you watame got dumped dancerbf is gone for almost a year now she just reads superchats for 8 hours a day now

 No.1257022

NOT interested in some used goods hag

 No.1257023

gonno puke

 No.1257024

File: 1631315705914.mp4 (2.4 MB, watame_puking_noises_no_comment.mp4)


 No.1257025

perma these teens already

 No.1257026

File: 1631315953078.webm (1.51 MB, 960x540, feet pics.webm)


 No.1257027

puked

 No.1257028

File: 1631316301331.webm (1.06 MB, 1280x720, premium rounge.webm)


 No.1257029

rounge premium rounge

 No.1257030

gonno watch a vid and snooze hima see you in 6 to 10

 No.1257031

what about the screens

 No.1257032

puked again

 No.1257033

woah hima hey got back from 17 mile bike ride its rice and bean night

 No.1257034

flip you bikenorm

 No.1257035

puked again again

 No.1257036

havent puked in a while

 No.1257037

you have ligma

 No.1257038

made baked potatoes in three minutes while waiting for a league ban

 No.1257039

swollen lymph nodes

 No.1257040

かゆい

 No.1257041

かゆいかゆいかゆいかゆい

 No.1257042

checked the store receipt in moms wallet no 30 pack

 No.1257043

File: 1631319018469.jpg (105.53 KB, 1280x720, [Commie] Vanitas no Carte - 11 [022A3823].mkv_….jpg)


 No.1257044

store is requiring masks again people already cant understand my tardmumbles this is discrimination

 No.1257045

out in the middle of nowhere saw an asian woman by herself walking on the road very slowly and wearing a mask

 No.1257046

asians are retarded sheeple it checks out

 No.1257047

ban the antimask norm now

 No.1257048

sheeeeeeep

 No.1257049

have NOT washed my mask since april its looking kinda brown on the inside

 No.1257050

you already said that

 No.1257051

yeah might wash it tomorrow so can stop talking about it

 No.1257052

never washed my mask looks the same as always

 No.1257053

rotate through a set of masks that are cleaned and properly sanitized with disposable masks for other activities

 No.1257054

woke up mornin hima

 No.1257055

might have used too much rice vinegar in my rice and bean its acidic

 No.1257056

just got an ad for facebook rayban smart glasses

 No.1257057

NOT a fan of sunglasses think eyes need exposure to sunlight to prevent vision deterioration

 No.1257058

loved dippin my freshly bitten fingers into the pool of vinegar and salt at the bottom of my fry basket when we ate at the hotdog place

 No.1257059

think my eyes are starting to go

 No.1257060

probably

 No.1257061

can vinegar and salt heal that

 No.1257062

i fell for big monitors propaganda that computer use cant cause eye damage

 No.1257063

dont know but it burns horribly

 No.1257064

cant believe the big monitors did this to us

 No.1257065

i was just thinking about making an eye doc appointment to update my prescription because it has gotten worse

 No.1257066

sungaze

 No.1257067

feel good about my computer being right next to the window because can just turn my head look at stuff far away outside so my eyes arent stuck in the same focal distance constantly

 No.1257068

wouldnt mind being legally blind

 No.1257069

nice distance brag how about you go outside too while youre at it

 No.1257070

yeah was outside earlier got sweaty

 No.1257071

had a multi hour daydream about my life if i was blind the other day

 No.1257072

dont want live in total darkness just want to see enough to navigate my room but be blind to the ugliness of the world like cockroaches and mirrors

 No.1257073

how was it what were you thinking

 No.1257074

dad told me about how in his 20s kept killing the cockroaches they got smaller and smaller until they were extinct thought maybe could follow his example but only ever saw 1 cockroach

 No.1257075

children born nowadays are very likely to accidentally jo to younger pics of their moms

 No.1257076

nice teenmoms

 No.1257077

File: 1631321740909.jpg (140.63 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Meikyuu Black Company - 10 (720p)….jpg)


 No.1257078

love the ed where she dances around in different outfits

 No.1257079

moe

 No.1257080

>>1257073
it was okay itd be a lot like my regular life but browsing the internet would be a lot slower because id need one of those tts programs and id listen to a lot of audiobooks probably

 No.1257081

damn good mag dump

 No.1257082

>>1257078
wouldnt know i just download it i dont watch it

 No.1257083

read about how people made programs that automatically find popular stories from reddit speak them with tts combine with images and random royalty free music monetized youtube with almost zero human interaction

 No.1257084

would like to go out like this so i dont know its coming

 No.1257085

what about their pride

 No.1257086

sighing

 No.1257087

found 1 seed in my bunch of seedless gsnaps

 No.1257088

science did that to you

 No.1257089

File: 1631323209206.jpg (232.47 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon ….jpg)


 No.1257090

nice shredding the gnar

 No.1257091

saw a girl on a skateboard and a helmet today

 No.1257092

did she do a kickflip

 No.1257093

no she just stood there at the stop sign as got closer to her wondered why she was NOT moving away them her dad showed up

 No.1257094

too bad kickflips are cool

 No.1257095

>>1257089
hell ya

 No.1257096

hope the mansion has a skate park so we can all try once and break bones immediately and spend the rest of the time in pain gaming away

 No.1257097

speaking of gaming its almost time

 No.1257098

we were supposed to break bones when we were younger

 No.1257099

never broke a bone

 No.1257100

already boke a bone

 No.1257101

NOThing wrong with being a 30 year old broken bone skater

 No.1257102

we arent prepared half of hima would go into cardiac arrest from breaking a bone

 No.1257103

i will heal them all

 No.1257104

>>1257098
i did thats how i ended up a shutin loser

 No.1257105

what did you break

 No.1257106

leg

 No.1257107

did you learn to walk again

 No.1257108

File: 1631324526351.jpg (46.82 KB, 750x453, 8b452d1309e453c13605f4031e29dc00.jpg)


 No.1257109

sigh got spaghetti sauce on my monitor again

 No.1257110

uh spaghetti sauce

 No.1257111

are tomatoes an invasive species theyre NOT native to italy

 No.1257112


 No.1257113

they took them from the new world

 No.1257114

hate when that happens

 No.1257115

crying used to love the mario show

 No.1257116

File: 1631324886887.jpg (1.08 MB, 1400x2241, 92652294_p0.jpg)


 No.1257117

its a stone luigi

 No.1257118

any nice ytps

 No.1257119

yeah saw a cool haachama earlier

 No.1257120


 No.1257121

uh forgot to embed

 No.1257122

if youve posted like that means youre hiding the thumb for a reason NOT clicking

 No.1257123

went to the store got burgs

 No.1257124


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 No.1257127

dont understand tuber fans

 No.1257128

understand this

 No.1257129

love the dancing monkeys

 No.1257130


 No.1257131

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 No.1257132

game time

 No.1257133

uhh seki thats 7mb

 No.1257134

real big blog thread

 No.1257135

only 7megs can still go watch some fifty sixty meggers in the last threads

 No.1257136

getting tired cant focus maybe i should snooze early to bed early to rise as they say

 No.1257137

can NOT remember the last time went to bed when tired always find an excuse to stay up

 No.1257138

cant tell when im tired since im always tired

 No.1257139

same

 No.1257140

get some rest

 No.1257141

remember it feeling so good when sleeping when tired and waking up after long rest maybe it will happen again someday

 No.1257142

decided to crack and snack before mom goes to bed only have one blog and one slice left cant drag it out for hours like i normally can

 No.1257143

tell her to get more

 No.1257144

she told me she would then didnt theres always tomorrow night

 No.1257145

>>1257089
radical

 No.1257146

thinking may brew some normahol for old times sake

 No.1257147

takes too much time to clean everything

 No.1257148

uh what do you mean

 No.1257149

is there a series of tubes

 No.1257150

uh what do you mean you have to clean the utensils the bottles the pot you boil the sugar in everything

 No.1257151

make some floor mead

 No.1257152


 No.1257153

what the flip is floor mead

 No.1257154

uh utensils pot NOT sure what youre talking about im NOT talking about making authentic german ale here just sugar water yeast in a 2 liter just like the good old days

 No.1257155

so am i

 No.1257156

and we were just talking about going blind

 No.1257157

takes less cleaning than lunch

 No.1257158

youre gonno go blind and your hair is going to fall out

 No.1257159

yeah have to soak the burn on off the skillet crack the leftover rice pieces out of the rice cooker scrub takes longer

 No.1257160

dont need hair where im going

 No.1257161

damn good floor mead

 No.1257162

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 No.1257164

Oops, it was a big mistake of me to autoban my bestest friend who literally posts NOThing but memes he got from teen cel and bodybuilding sites and has been doing this for years. I wouldn't want him excluded from my otaku forum.

 No.1257165

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.1257166

is it better to watch noel or en nijis

 No.1257167

noel has oppais

 No.1257168

you can watch whatever you wish dont let the man keep you down

 No.1257169

>>1257166
do you understand japanese

 No.1257170

in general NOT really but more than enough to understand vtubers and manga and games and science stuff

 No.1257171

then watch noel

 No.1257172

tarded out and took japanese classes in college then double tarded and told everyone i used my 150iq to become n1 fluent from watching youkai watch

 No.1257173


 No.1257174

selen is paste

 No.1257175

love when The Boss just comes into my room to cough and make me sick

 No.1257176

shitmumbled

 No.1257177

selen sounds agp

 No.1257178

gamed gonno restock and game some more

 No.1257179

hear loud unintelligible voices outside worried theyre gonno shout at me to put clothes on

 No.1257180

hate when the voices tell me to wear clothes

 No.1257181

reseated everything in the pc hope it doesnt reboot again or ill need a new psu

 No.1257182

do they still sell those anymore

 No.1257183

what do you mean

 No.1257184

they said you can NOT buy computer parts anymore because of the event

 No.1257185

>>1257172
look where that got him

 No.1257186

uh dont see anything stopping me from buying a psu maybe a gpu would be harder to find

 No.1257187


 No.1257188

brother loves power washing stuff do NOT understand why

 No.1257189

get yourself a nice 1200w chink mining gpu

 No.1257190

psu i mean

 No.1257191

made some porridge hima

 No.1257192

is it breakfast porridge they made it for breakfast over there a lot it was good

 No.1257193

toe is flipping infected

 No.1257194

been putting antibiotic ointment on my toe knife wound every morning and it has NOT gotten infected

 No.1257195

sigh might have to amputate grab the bonesaw

 No.1257196

pound back the h2o2

 No.1257197

>>1257187
the mummy is japanese

 No.1257198

just remembered when i was a teen and kept telling mom to stop bringing me my dinner when i was gaming because it made me feel like a fat lazy loser
i remembered it because i want to go downstairs to get more food but am tired

 No.1257199

sigh

 No.1257200

bored

 No.1257201

this black company episode must have had virtually no budget

 No.1257202

having a nice cry over here

 No.1257203

do you need a manhug

 No.1257204

never been hugged before

 No.1257205

forgot to watch that show sigh never even started tantei mou shindeiru but i have it all downloaded

 No.1257206

hugs arent that great

 No.1257207

sometimes feel like i want a hug but i have never enjoyed a hug in my life

 No.1257208

mom hugged me like two years ago

 No.1257209

sigh wish i had a platonic relationship with a jk

 No.1257210

always wondered how youre supposed to hug someone with boobs

 No.1257211

you know

 No.1257212

you lock them in place around their shoulders with your inner forearms and squeeze them while keeping their torso a good 6 or 7 inches away

 No.1257213


 No.1257214

insane that mom has literally seen my piss bottles before and didnt immediately make a phone call to a psychiatrist wonder how much of this could have been avoided if i was doped up early on

 No.1257215

mom thought my piss bottles were funny but i would empty them out daily

 No.1257216

mom always tells the story about how the teacher called her and told her i was hiding under desks apparently it was a big deal to her at the time because it was the first hint that she may need your help with him

 No.1257217

sigh mom was always having to meet with dumbshite teachers and school bureaucrats what a waste all those years were

 No.1257218

loved getting the dont tell the social workers anything because they want to take you away forever to go live in an abusive foster home and itll be like a oliver twist talk

 No.1257219

my teenstache is coming in nicely

 No.1257220

pic

 No.1257221

thought being a teen would be like it is in the movies but it was way easier

 No.1257222

it was hell

 No.1257223

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 No.1257224

did NOThing as a teen but skip school and game

 No.1257225

same even the bullying wasnt that bad just a snide comment or passive aggressive bs here and there that could usually be avoided if you used your cel cloak

 No.1257226


 No.1257227


 No.1257228

skipped at least 3 days a week in last year of school

 No.1257229

die skipper

 No.1257230

>>1257221
same but then i chimped out hard when it wasnt like it was in the movies

 No.1257231

why would you want it to be like in the movies i didnt want to have to go to prom and parties and get bet up by bullies

 No.1257232

thought everyone would look like tall adults in high school like the tv shows and movies but they just looked like slightly bigger middle schoolers

 No.1257233

love the 90s hs grad videos where everyone looks like they are in their thirties

 No.1257234

weird how many of my classmates were around 5'8" just like me but little bros whos 4 years younger classmates are all like 6'1"

 No.1257235


 No.1257236

>>1257231
im talking about the movies where you and your gamerbros go on a roadtrip to some epic lan and get gfs

 No.1257237

>>1257235
they all look 10 years older than me

 No.1257238

what movies does that happen in

 No.1257239

remember always being scared of big kids but i never felt like a big kid when i was older

 No.1257240

the documentary of my real life in an alternate world where i was born in the mid 80s

 No.1257241

loved the mid 80s hima where we piled into nbs 1970 chevelle to go hang out at the local video store and play tabletop games

 No.1257242

get anxiety watching these

 No.1257243

File: 1631341757084.jpg (342.2 KB, 1450x770, d5758702b8c0370beb741652f3c52dde.jpg)

the himaturd

 No.1257244

hes just like me

 No.1257245

wonder if i could have been salvaged if i didnt live in the middle of nowhere resulting in my social life going from 1 to 0 immediately after graduation

 No.1257246

probably would have had a life if i grew up in walking distance of anything but i was stuck in a mcmansion subdivision with no car

 No.1257247

we all could have been salvaged in the world where the video store stayed open

 No.1257248

>>1257246
you need a car in this country to do anything were the odd ones out for NOT only NOT being able to Drive but NOT knowing anyone besides mom that could

 No.1257249

i was ill prepared for adulthood if only i could go back and give myself a quick 2 minute rundown things would have been very different

 No.1257250

i was more prepared for adulthood then than i am now

 No.1257251

think things would have been different if i got enough sleep as a teen

 No.1257252

snoozed too hard on the bus one time and drooled all over myself with my head pushed against the back of the seat and a scene girl said it was cute

 No.1257253

did you propose

 No.1257254

you missed your chance and got the bad ending

 No.1257255

yes shes sleeping beside of me

 No.1257256

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 No.1257257

think things would have been different if any adult would have bothered to tell me what i was supposed to do after age 10 guess i was supposed to be going out smoking cigarettes and skullflipping girls in middle school but instead i just kept acting like a 4th grader forever

 No.1257258

was cool as flip during my chuuni middle school years

 No.1257259

we were supposed to actually do things with our lives so we would hardly remember school

 No.1257260

i dont think thats true gran can remember way more about her schooltime than i can

 No.1257261

schools back then were better and had less students

 No.1257262

its 9/11 hima lets have a moment of silence

 No.1257263

remember gaming it up hard in quake 3 on 9/11

 No.1257264

NOT sorry that a bunch of nyc hotshots got splattered

 No.1257265

made a joke about it a few weeks later in school and got sent to the office hehe

 No.1257266

havent had many good memories to look back on as an adult

 No.1257267

wouldnt mind taking a nice stroll in there

 No.1257268

what about posting on hima

 No.1257269

ive had some fun moments yucking it up on imageboards or gaming or even some when going outside but the other 99.98% of the time isnt fun

 No.1257270

think i was born pilled couldnt understand why it was so important that 3000 norms died when at least as many die everyday from normal things also couldnt understand why i had to support the troops who had a 0.01% chance of getting hurt while blowing up hajis by the tens of thousands

 No.1257271

just realized ive been posting on hima for 1/5 of my life

 No.1257272

lets NOT think about that

 No.1257273

most of my happiest internet moments were making other people miserable or angry

 No.1257274

have too much empathy to enjoy that

 No.1257275

sigh remembering when i tarded out a few weeks ago and defined empathy for mom as NOT wanting bad things you see happen to others to happen to you

 No.1257276

alright now the bad flashbacks are coming time to end the memory lane hour

 No.1257277

File: 1631345031396.webm (3.03 MB, 360x640, 1631288113957.webm)


 No.1257278

pasted

 No.1257279


 No.1257280

dead hours

 No.1257281

i was reading

 No.1257282

what were your conclusions

 No.1257283

that im paste

 No.1257284

wish i was pasted

 No.1257285

just finished delivering some cargo across america

 No.1257286

just woke up hima hows it going hows everybody doing

 No.1257287

great you can take over my shift im gonno snooze

 No.1257288

uh youre NOT supposed to wake up right now were all going to bed

 No.1257289

was winding down myself once this episode ended

 No.1257290

please change your schedule to match mine i was considering streaming something in about half an hour after im done with my morning routine

 No.1257291

uh why dont you change it to match ours

 No.1257292

arrogant bogan

 No.1257293

nobody likes a bogan

 No.1257294

why NOT

 No.1257295

sigh guess ill long shower do my reps and stay here by myself during dead hours then

 No.1257296

someone has to hold down the fort in case raiders show up

 No.1257297

dont worry im here for aNOTher 1 or 2 hours

 No.1257298

goin to bed

 No.1257299

stream

 No.1257300

manic phase status update im way worse than yesterday but maybe because its still early think ill get better in a couple of hours

 No.1257301

it wont get better go to bed everyone else is

 No.1257302

lets pull an all nighter together hell yea get in halo we forming a team

 No.1257303

dont tell him that if he just got up he will end up lying awake in bed which is pretty much the worst possible thing to do

 No.1257304

why did you get up so late anyway were you getting wasted during the threadraging

 No.1257305

dreamed that i had gotten out of a train and was in milan and had no shirt on or shoes just shorts and a beer and everybody was looking at me like i was a bun sat somewhere and cracked it open while observing the tourists

 No.1257306

nice sick cunt

 No.1257307

simply my new schedule

 No.1257308

the otamin has invited hima to attend a gala at his posh milan estate

 No.1257309

the ota gala mamma mia

 No.1257310


 No.1257311

ponebone

 No.1257312

shower time make it extra hot

 No.1257313

nah make it an ice cold darkshower

 No.1257314

sweat smells like papa johns

 No.1257315

File: 1631348507278.png (903.2 KB, 1277x717, bdba723e6308ee68ec795b941de237c7.png)

why does stuff like this turn on teen fujos

 No.1257316

the rest of us are gross apes with pizza sweat

 No.1257317

snoozing for real this time

 No.1257318

>>1257315
do NOT know and will never understand

 No.1257319

>>1257315
why dont you ask one

 No.1257320

girls think males are like mischievous fairy creatures murder isnt really murder its just eccentric passion its the only way they can rationalize their attraction to roidraging chimpanzee potato chefs

 No.1257321

need a vtuber avatar that looks like that or some character thats popular with fujos like the ice captain from bleach

 No.1257322

thought girls liked kenpachi the most because he was strong and manly

 No.1257323

kenpachis female fanbase has a member count of zero

 No.1257324

that cant be

 No.1257325


 No.1257326

just read 科 as 料

 No.1257327

gonno read your obituary after i put you 6feet in the dirt norm

 No.1257328

hope mom doesnt give me a bitchuary

 No.1257329

what did i do

 No.1257330

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 No.1257331

wrong place wrong time NOThin personal kid

 No.1257332

dont remember the last time i had an erection

 No.1257333

is freak here

 No.1257334

only get fake bones

 No.1257335

is that random bones for no reason

 No.1257336


 No.1257337

uh random would be real ones

 No.1257338

so theyre forced bones after looking at smutpic and fondling ok

 No.1257339

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 No.1257340

why are japs obsessed with giving every single one of their character a hair color thats NOT black

 No.1257341

made some burgs and ate them

 No.1257342

thats a dragon and an american theyre NOT japs

 No.1257343

stop watching that shite and watch some manime instead

 No.1257344

teenime

 No.1257345

any manime this season

 No.1257346

why does the american look european

 No.1257347

File: 1631356921191.gif (447.89 KB, 225x225, 1534726903458.gif)


 No.1257348

spraying liquid shite all over the back of the toilet bowl hima at least this ones NOT a clogger

 No.1257349

stay hydrated

 No.1257350

had to shower after that one

 No.1257351


 No.1257352


 No.1257353

im only clicking one of those so which ones it gonno be

 No.1257354

made coffee

 No.1257355

neither

 No.1257356


 No.1257357

村正ァァァ

 No.1257358

maybe i should become a chess vtuber

 No.1257359

too tard for chess at least i can understand the rules unlike mahjong

 No.1257360

chess is infinitely harder than jong

 No.1257361

File: 1631360332349.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.26 MB, 1380x1410, 92670168_p0.jpg)


 No.1257362

too tard for chess too cant break 1800 on lichess

 No.1257363

dont know if thats good or bad NOT a chessnorm

 No.1257364

why dont you try being good at something at least once

 No.1257365


 No.1257366

sigh you didnt have to put it like that

 No.1257367

sorry

 No.1257368

sexy nurse

 No.1257369

sexy babies

 No.1257370

pikamee is getting new coworkers

 No.1257371

nice new ugly monsters

 No.1257372

ebosi monoe is cute

 No.1257373


 No.1257374

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 No.1257375

wonder if theres a single jap that scapes

 No.1257376


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 No.1257378

woah hima hey NOT a single drop of the blog last night and still woke up with a hangover

 No.1257379

its still in your system

 No.1257380

they ruined lamy with glasses

 No.1257381

then its NOT a hangover

 No.1257382

shut it teen

 No.1257383

cant see nenes boobs dont like this outfit

 No.1257384

had a dream mom asked to borrow my phone after she gave it back tried to figure out what she did

 No.1257385

groan all of the new holo outfits in the past year have been downgrades

 No.1257386

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 No.1257387

gonno ffee ground some beans

 No.1257388


 No.1257389

File: 1631364194955.webm (1.77 MB, 512x512, 1614816801963.webm)


 No.1257390

bone

 No.1257391

got some kewpie never had it before made some tuna mayo yesterday damn good but still can NOT make onigiri that doesnt fall apart

 No.1257392

is that from a nice ringfit stream

 No.1257393

ya

 No.1257394

File: 1631364621369.png (581.98 KB, 985x581, la.png)


 No.1257395

uh why is there a man in voms

 No.1257396

you know

 No.1257397

>>1257386
whys she born on 9/11

 No.1257398

she hates america

 No.1257399

shes pasted

 No.1257400

uncles birthday is nine eleven

 No.1257401

washed my skillet last night so this morning did NOT have to clean just jumped right in to cooking eggs

 No.1257402

get in here

 No.1257403

>>1257401
please make an habit out of this

 No.1257404

the egg chef

 No.1257405

being arrogant and watching two vids in 1080p60fps at the same time

 No.1257406

its 2021 youre supposed to watch in 4k

 No.1257407

havent had morning eggs in quite some time

 No.1257408

only my tv is 4k

 No.1257409

4k normv what the flip that for sticking on espn as you watch your tubers

 No.1257410

had a lot of fun watching crt tv back in the 90s why does it need to be 4k

 No.1257411

had to get rid of my crt when the high pitched whining got out of control still miss it

 No.1257412

loved the tv whine maybe i should get a crt from the junk store

 No.1257413


 No.1257414

cant find old crts these days goodwill doesnt even accept them anymore flipside almost impossible to legally get rid of them its like cities want you to dump

 No.1257415

>>1257414
junk store 5 blocks from me had lots of crts when i was there a year ago for new clothes

 No.1257416

thats what electronic waste companies are for you just take it there

 No.1257417

do see them on sidewalks every now and then but NOT taking the effort to somehow lug one of those back only to find out its been outside in the rain for weeks already and have to get rid of it already

 No.1257418

wish i lived by a junk store need to start a nice hoarding hobby

 No.1257419

was an early adopter of lcd in 2002

 No.1257420

start hoarding some moneyyYyyYYyy

 No.1257421

uh yeah simply hoard money as we enter a period of high inflation itll be safe under your mattress

 No.1257422

>>1257420
die teen

 No.1257423

love hoarding money like a dragon

 No.1257424

how am i teen

 No.1257425

hope youre buying some nice metals and NOT some normcoin

 No.1257426

any stock tips

 No.1257427

buy nokia

 No.1257428

ya vanguard etfs spy etc buying stocks is a fools errand

 No.1257429

investing in anime figures

 No.1257430

File: 1631368013878.jpg (63.6 KB, 501x609, nokia.jpg)


 No.1257431

dad told me to buy vanguard stocks too

 No.1257432

wonder if mom cashed out our old beanie babies

 No.1257433

File: 1631368173895.jpg (4.66 MB, 2480x3619, 88041727_p0.jpg)


 No.1257434

thai

 No.1257435

the reverseimagesearcher

 No.1257436

hima when are we going to japan to jbw

 No.1257437

never im scared of planes

 No.1257438

clear from the image its NOT jap but didnt look chink either had to look to see

 No.1257439

simply get some sleeping medicine and sleep the entire way there or we could buy a boat and sail the pacific

 No.1257440

like this video the guy seems tard

 No.1257441

never had real snoozepills in shows theres those scenes where theyre snuck into someone drink and a bit later they zonk out always wondered what that feels like havent been so tired i passed out since i was a little kid even at my most tired can always stay awake a bit more just cant do anything so get bored and sleep

 No.1257442


 No.1257443

would appreciate if you dont respond to me with those videos

 No.1257444

made 2pats

 No.1257445

think ill make tortillas then make quesadillas maybe a burrito

 No.1257446

nice mexican guy

 No.1257447


 No.1257448

wish shed talk with her sexy real voice instead of the tardvoice

 No.1257449

thats reserved for her bf

 No.1257450

the cicadas are at it again

 No.1257451

leave pg out of this

 No.1257452

how come kuzuha has 32k viewers playing poke and ars only has 3k

 No.1257453

dont care

 No.1257454

no one likes a sperg

 No.1257455

isnt he one of the most popular in the world

 No.1257456

first tortilla did NOT roll out thin enough

 No.1257457

almost forgot to eat my pear this morning

 No.1257458

sigh how come a tard neet like kuzuha can be a popular vtuber while i wither away and ldar

 No.1257459

always thought a paring knife was a pearing knife

 No.1257460

File: 1631375548389.png (2.55 MB, 2117x2150, 92676215_p0.png)


 No.1257461

a knife for cutting pears

 No.1257462

no knives only teeth

 No.1257463

used the springtime of my youth to jo post on boards watch anime and game

 No.1257464

must still be in the springtime of my youth

 No.1257465

really feel like i should make something out of my life but dont know which direction to take

 No.1257466

go down in history

 No.1257467

would rather stay up NOT in history

 No.1257468

NOT going down without a fight

 No.1257469


 No.1257470

love nenes new hair

 No.1257471

joints ache

 No.1257472

good ache or bad ache

 No.1257473

pain is a powerful motivator

 No.1257474

my pain has only motivated me to ldar

 No.1257475

thinking of the timeline where pnig streams daily with a vtuber avatar made by coby

 No.1257476

dont get why foids like kuzuha hes lame and yaoi/yuri eizou is lame unless its gen 5 holos

 No.1257477


 No.1257478

hes NOT popular because of foid viewers actually hes a regular gamer streamer like those on twitch

 No.1257479

watched this video of a japanese girl trying to do anime voices

 No.1257480

File: 1631377716630.mp3 (79.32 KB, ars.mp3)


 No.1257481

yui

 No.1257482

sigh ars i love you

 No.1257483

have some nice duckgirl mp3s but im phoneposting from bed

 No.1257484

the phoneteen worshipper

 No.1257485

gonno learn to walk like putin

 No.1257486

love getting called a worshipper by mates that simped for a false himako for years

 No.1257487

always walk fast because its more efficient then the norms bullied me for it

 No.1257488

skipped normhours

 No.1257489

what about my posts

 No.1257490

consider them skipped

 No.1257491

bastard

 No.1257492

what about nenes new outfit

 No.1257493

todays outfit is elastic shorts that are too big after losing weight they keep falling down also no shirt

 No.1257494

pic

 No.1257495

File: 1631379028230.webm (3.96 MB, 1024x576, 1631296658199.webm)


 No.1257496

gonno get fastfood

 No.1257497

perma the skipper

 No.1257498

its just perma perma perma with you lately

 No.1257499

ban

 No.1257500

wouldnt be forced to skip if there werent so many norms

 No.1257501

glad its starting to cool down so i can enjoy luxuries such as wearing pants

 No.1257502

its over 32 had to close the windows and turn it on

 No.1257503

File: 1631379964066.jpg (137.32 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Kanojo mo Kanojo - 11 (720p) [06B….jpg)


 No.1257504

things im good at blogging hard eating pizza and gaming hard

 No.1257505

going to be pretty weird after the ritual in the mansion when we realized we were all isekaid as females except for nb

 No.1257506

uhh

 No.1257507

ill be like caenis refuse to be female

 No.1257508

the ritual failed 2 years ago you have to move on

 No.1257509

we learned from our mistakes

 No.1257510

thats impossible and you know it

 No.1257511


 No.1257512

wonder if you can just walk up to some 40 year old woman and ask her for sex

 No.1257513

you specifically cant

 No.1257514

File: 1631380245024.png (1.47 MB, 1920x1080, untitled.png)


 No.1257515

File: 1631380251378.jpg (4.47 MB, 3990x3200, 790axezfvum71.jpg)


 No.1257516

the leylines were depleted after the failure of 2019 and now were permanently stuck

 No.1257517

remember being 20 and an older lady was nice to me and would talk to me all the time and showed me how clean the womens bathroom was and one day i looked down at her and she was standing right next time me staring into my eyes and flipping her hair around and i realized i was being groomed

 No.1257518

ooog summer caenis oog summer da vinchi oog summer karma

 No.1257519

how do they get away with it

 No.1257520

wish botan or mio would groom me

 No.1257521

File: 1631380788121.webm (11.2 MB, 640x360, 1586382621701.webm)


 No.1257522

it was already posted as an embed in this same thread why did it need to be reposted as a webm

 No.1257523

spam

 No.1257524

people were ooging and i havent posted it in 2 years

 No.1257525

ok well then somebody else posted the same video as a youtube embed like 18 hours ago

 No.1257526

that was me

 No.1257527

>>1257512
some eighteen year old added mom on instagram yesterday said shes cute and if shes married

 No.1257528

that was me

 No.1257529

you bastard leave my mom alone

 No.1257530

stop holding out on us with a mom like that

 No.1257531

hate when mom makes her shitty meatloaf when i decide im getting fastfood now i have to sneak out the house or shell harrass me about why im NOT eating her shitty meatloaf

 No.1257532

grandma and mom both had hysterectomies

 No.1257533

seki whats the max webm size i can post without you banning me

 No.1257534

eat both

 No.1257535

prefer holohags to real hags

 No.1257536

seki said hes coming today to delete all the files

 No.1257537

but i like the 85 mb sheep mp4

 No.1257538

File: 1631381873544.png (176.54 KB, 512x724, 320_Leonardo da Vinci Ruler_4.png)


 No.1257539

where did this holo teen come from can someone tell me i swear to god this is getting old

 No.1257540

cant believe seki would rather delete years of hima history than simply the thousands of spammed vtuber webms

 No.1257541

File: 1631381974491.webm (284.39 KB, 1280x720, 1581894243444.webm)


 No.1257542

thumbnails you can hear

 No.1257543

the sheep is hima heritage

 No.1257544

long overdue for an etnasperm

 No.1257545

love raiding a board and spamming until i become protected heritage

 No.1257546

NOThing raid

 No.1257547

every hima treated equal

 No.1257548

File: 1631382229531.jpg (1.31 MB, 2000x1500, loli_excited_for_bajablast1.jpg)


 No.1257549

hima has been in a constant state of raid for 6 years

 No.1257550

its a siege

 No.1257551

remembered some things that happened so long ago they might as well have happened to a different person

 No.1257552

this time making ginger water NOT bothering to carbonate it last time turned out flat anyway and it was still fine its a beautiful color just need it to fully cool down so i can try it

 No.1257553

unintentional result of using the jaw exerciser is actually having stronger jaws going to start chewing through doorframes

 No.1257554

nice methhead

 No.1257555

loved jawbreakers as a kid would get em between my molars and crunch them down

 No.1257556

almost choked on a jawbreaker too scared to eat one since then

 No.1257557

File: 1631383186214.mp3 (4.92 MB, 13 奪還.mp3)

norm assault on the mansion

 No.1257558

File: 1631383226252.webm (154.57 KB, 960x540, 1583722130923.webm)


 No.1257559

wheres the audio

 No.1257560

that one never had sound

 No.1257561

playing some apex

 No.1257562

File: 1631383358812.jpg (223.07 KB, 900x1273, 1540862065063.jpg)


 No.1257563


 No.1257564

funny face gonno click

 No.1257565

always thought there was far more time than there was because a year felt like a long time as a teen

 No.1257566

NOT sure how i managed to do so much as a teen

 No.1257567

barely did more than i do now my descent was more like falling off the first step rather than the top

 No.1257568

was able to game and watch much more back then instead of just spending hours spacing out

 No.1257570

thats just an occupational hazard

 No.1257571

where do i claim my workers compensation

 No.1257572

neeters comp

 No.1257573

File: 1631384635412.jpg (148.25 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Shiroi Suna no Aquatope - 10 (720….jpg)


 No.1257574

nice fish

 No.1257575

would rather be a 90 iq toothless hick leaving 5 kids and my cousinwife behind after killing myself at 24 trying to reenact a wrestling stunt while drunk

 No.1257576

index

 No.1257577

any good files

 No.1257578

no its just a virus again

 No.1257579

just looked out the window big cloud of smoke is there a fire

 No.1257580

File: 1631385454095.png (270.07 KB, 543x767, 1631359083031.png)

going to move to tube maiden

 No.1257581

have we started the fire

 No.1257582


 No.1257583

File: 1631385496041.png (170.2 KB, 1236x212, hm.png)

huh

 No.1257584

opened door walked onto balcony to see theres no fire then a wasp flew into my room

 No.1257585

nice too bad those are NOT worth anything anymore

 No.1257586

tried playing amumu last night and went 0/9 sigh i suck hard at jungle

 No.1257587

>>1257585
yeah was sad to see its at alchemy value

 No.1257588

how can you fail with amumu jungle he has two charges of q now

 No.1257589

hope mom got a 30 pack theres some things in my head that are going to need to be flooded away

 No.1257590

whens the group therapy session

 No.1257591

during the next haachama

 No.1257592

>>1257590
its been going on for 6 years

 No.1257593

walked outside perimeter check no fire anywhere picked up mail on the way the government sent me a letter about contact tracing data breach so my personal info may have been leaked

 No.1257594


 No.1257595

the hima crywalk

 No.1257596

we need to strap up and get jacked before the stormtroopers start kicking in doors

 No.1257597


 No.1257598

guy asked me to flex my triceps and he pushed his phone up against it to gauge how deep it was then aNOTher guy asked about my transformation story

 No.1257599

>>1257594
when do i get to be reborn as a precure

 No.1257600

File: 1631386440573.jpg (182.25 KB, 1021x1341, Screenshot_20210911-145323.jpg)


 No.1257601

how does that even work

 No.1257602

magic

 No.1257603

File: 1631386668937.jpg (105.49 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha no Oukoku S….jpg)


 No.1257604

wish i was low inhib enough to bring a sword everywhere

 No.1257605

used to carry my sak everywhere

 No.1257606

you mean sac

 No.1257607

File: 1631387026885.jpg (248.13 KB, 919x1300, E_A0vjlVkAUnWOp.jpg)


 No.1257608

hifumin

 No.1257609

thatll be us after we get jobs

 No.1257610

File: 1631387222318.jpg (973.5 KB, 1399x959, f6adb3bcdfe187c91201d81a71c675aa.jpg)


 No.1257611

loved hifumin still do but when rewatched learned to appreciate yun more

 No.1257612


 No.1257613

gingerwaters NOT so good guess ill ferment it after all

 No.1257614

File: 1631387402878.webm (1.06 MB, 960x540, hifumi w.webm)


 No.1257615

and yun webms

 No.1257616

i mena any

 No.1257617

crying for the two or three girls that have been lurking hima for years but are too shy to post

 No.1257618

File: 1631387502513.png (344.75 KB, 1000x750, dc9ce7ab76da78c79253f84d2b476c71.png)


 No.1257619

always liked hajime the most

 No.1257620

File: 1631387586064.webm (4.54 MB, 1280x720, absorb neko.webm)


 No.1257621

can see the moon in the middle of the day weird

 No.1257622

wish to be absorbed

 No.1257623

absorb a neet and

 No.1257624

what if the moon crashed into the earth

 No.1257625

aoba sigh

 No.1257626


 No.1257627

havent been listening to much music lately since too lazy to find the cables to plug in my external

 No.1257628

ill shing a song and funny dance

 No.1257629

looking forward to it

 No.1257630


 No.1257631

dead cousin had a drumset he played but think was never in a band

 No.1257632

sigh terry

 No.1257633

File: 1631389942802.gif (3.63 MB, 600x338, 1631383176012.gif)


 No.1257634

had crepes at this stall by the river

 No.1257635

im a crepe

 No.1257636

>>1257633
just like me

 No.1257637

damn good turkey sub

 No.1257638

love taking a selfie for the himaboys

 No.1257639

went for a 25 mile Drive was too much of a mumbling manbaby to ask mom for the 30 pack or go in to get it myself in case they asked me for my expired learners permit after she mentioned that she thought that was why i didnt go in on my own so i just said whatever and she got me a 12 pack

 No.1257640

backup psu arrived as well

 No.1257641

good 30 is way too much for one person

 No.1257642

made milk tea but its NOT as good without honey

 No.1257643

gonno summon da vinci lily for the purpose of sexual intercourse

 No.1257644

File: 1631393049152.jpg (949.44 KB, 1157x1637, 91976602_p0.jpg)


 No.1257645

used to order bubble milk tea from the thai place but did NOT like it as much after saw how they just dump powder and mix

 No.1257646

hima we need to do something with our lives everything we have been through cant just simply amount to NOThing

 No.1257647

this milk tea is just tea and milk also a bit of sugar theres no dumping

 No.1257648

>>1257641
its my god given right as an american

 No.1257649

uh do something do what

 No.1257650

you mena your state given privilege

 No.1257651

the state is supposed to work for me

 No.1257652

society doesnt want me anyway if the norms were rational theyd pay me to stay out of their way

 No.1257653

if the norms were rational theyd magdump us

 No.1257654

theyd magdump themselves for NOT having listened to me sooner

 No.1257655

dont mind bottle blogs but they cant be easily condensed to save space and i hate the sound of glass hitting glass with cans i just crush em and throw em in the garbage bag next to my chair then throw it out every few weeks

 No.1257656

if pg doesnt post today im gonno freak out

 No.1257657

uhh

 No.1257658

uh what

 No.1257659

he did

 No.1257660

nah

 No.1257661

never crush the cans

 No.1257662

File: 1631394526201.jpg (139.25 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Peach Boy Riverside - 11 (720p) [….jpg)


 No.1257663

money me money now

 No.1257664

>>1257646
what do you suggest

 No.1257665

wish i was strong enough to crush cans

 No.1257666

why bother asking he already ignored me when i asked

 No.1257667

think they used to be made out of steel

 No.1257668

one ram stick died back to 8gb sigh

 No.1257669

download some more

 No.1257670

the 16gb of ram meme

 No.1257671

old pc would sometimes have 8gig when i booted sometimes 4gig that lasted for a few years

 No.1257672

>>1257664
opening a coffee shop in akiba our gimmick will be a fully gaijin staff to appeal to fujos

 No.1257673

dont think fujos are interested in short 30 year old twig cels

 No.1257674

what about tall 30 year old twig cels

 No.1257675

lets see a pic first

 No.1257676

gamer wrist is actin up

 No.1257677

>>1257597
whys this norm whinging when he gets paid millions for playing games and being a manbabe

 No.1257678

File: 1631395629797.jpg (Spoiler Image, 79.16 KB, 500x800, jp school.jpg)


 No.1257679

its never enough for norms

 No.1257680

the jbw cafe huh guess ill be in the back doing dishes and putting whipped cream on confections

 No.1257681

ill be the manager

 No.1257682

seki will be the cashier

 No.1257683

File: 1631396542402.jpg (91.05 KB, 1280x720, [Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka - 01 [….jpg)


 No.1257684

ate a container of yogurt then fell asleep in my chair and woke up bloated weird

 No.1257685


 No.1257686

nice amvlord

 No.1257687

File: 1631397545323.jpg (443.21 KB, 827x1169, 410a8530b184c203a779e732fce08aad.jpg)


 No.1257688

sharo

 No.1257689

gonno lay down and prepare to snooze

 No.1257690

looking forward to winter hope the world freezes over

 No.1257691

why would that happen when this summer was hot as hell

 No.1257692

let a man dream

 No.1257693

rattling of my drives getting worse recently starting to rather irritate me

 No.1257694

almost roused myself enough to do something semi productive but then remembered itd probably be simpler to just rope

 No.1257695

having a nice nonsummerjo

 No.1257696

chugged a fourth of that 12 pack and threw the ball for moms dog in the back yard saw a doe then moved some heavy stuff

 No.1257697

guess ill crack too

 No.1257698

just didnt want to be outside im saving the rest for later

 No.1257699


 No.1257700

should i get a m.2

 No.1257701

NOT rich enough for an 8tera ssd

 No.1257702

they were like 45 bucks for a 250gb a few months ago but i decided against it dont want to know what im missing

 No.1257703

you mean nvme NOT m.2 m.2 is just the form factor

 No.1257704

tomato tomato

 No.1257705

theres no fixing this

 No.1257706

havent had a homegrown tomato in well over a decade

 No.1257707

more than me

 No.1257708

wonder when ill stop being able to keep pushing it and actually fall to age each year is the strongest ive ever been

 No.1257709

someone grows tomatoes near me

 No.1257710

theres sata m.2 drives you dont want one of those you need a nvme m.2

 No.1257711

moms making ground beef pastak

 No.1257712

if youre talking strength you will keep progressing for at least 15 more years

 No.1257713

gonno snooze

 No.1257714


 No.1257715

still havent hit the weights

 No.1257716

File: 1631402110842.png (86.18 KB, 565x635, E-7ghLxXsAISexb.png)


 No.1257717

wish i had a cave

 No.1257718

File: 1631402343818.jpg (819.84 KB, 1000x1300, E_B8984UcAATh4T.jpg)


 No.1257719

disgusting mini torpedoes

 No.1257720

i wish that was me

 No.1257721

why cant magic be real

 No.1257722

it is real

 No.1257723

love torpedoes

 No.1257724

fantasy worlds are always more interesting than this one turning things around one might imagine a world to which this would be like a fantasy world would like to see what that world is like

 No.1257725

love when mom makes dinner then lets it get cold while all she makes the worthless side dishes

 No.1257726

never mastered the art of finishing all dishes at the same time

 No.1257727

it will take every ounce of magic we can gather to pull off a ritual in this world

 No.1257728

keep all of my dishes dirty wash one whenever its cooking time

 No.1257729

always cook with the highest level of efficiency and sanitation

 No.1257730

good the hima commune will need dedicated chefs

 No.1257731

whos gonno be the dedicated dishwasher

 No.1257732

i will be the designated taster

 No.1257733

are you a supertaster

 No.1257734

the hima mansion where we live off the land and make what money we need by loaning out our trained minks at places infested with rats

 No.1257735

File: 1631403430273.jpg (893.17 KB, 2560x1440, 87549375_16.jpg)


 No.1257736

sister would volunteer to do dishes but every time she just left them soaking for hours while binging tv and somebody else would have to finish them

 No.1257737

need a good chemical castration ive had enough of this

 No.1257738

paste sis

 No.1257739

do they still castrate peds

 No.1257740

no

 No.1257741


 No.1257742

theyre trying to pass a law that bans you from castrating your children

 No.1257743

need to give my cock a trim

 No.1257744

how about a law that keeps parents from mutilating their sons genitals

 No.1257745

crazy how male genital mutilation is NOT only legal but encouraged and the norms dont even bat an eye

 No.1257746

felt fat but i weighed myself and ive lost a pound

 No.1257747

mom was starting to fire up a nice 911 rant after dinner but i slunk back to my cave

 No.1257748

making a maze in my xiv house

 No.1257749

>>1257745
just man up

 No.1257750

crying for my himabros lost foreskins they dont even know the pleasures theyre missing out on

 No.1257751

played a trivia multiple choice game with parents one question was how many people are circumcised asked parents what the jewish population was so could cheat it but then dad said you know youre circumcised too it blew my mind

 No.1257752

why would that blow your mind
why is your dad talking about your penis

 No.1257753

because it was a trivia game question and did NOT think of myself as being circumcized just thought was normal

 No.1257754

sex organs

 No.1257755


 No.1257756

delete that

 No.1257757

the guys who got circumcised later in life say having a foreskin isnt that great

 No.1257758

:COPIUM: :OMEGALUL:

 No.1257759

paste twitchteen

 No.1257760

could go for a nice twitch stream

 No.1257761

woke up mornin there hima

 No.1257762


 No.1257763


 No.1257764

feels weird seeing some kid ramble to himself for hours gaming as no one listens but i guess i did that a lot except with no rambling

 No.1257765

do that sometimes except dont game

 No.1257766

moms bf gave me the goals talk

 No.1257767

hb got a stream with two girls playing mario kart

 No.1257768

>>1257763
even from the thumbs they look vile would like to see the sort of person who supports these cammers

 No.1257769


 No.1257770


 No.1257771

lets raid those bimbos

 No.1257772

weeping for asmongold he has it so hard

 No.1257773

was an evolutionary attempt to make a higher inhib version but at this level of inhib lifespan drops dramatically back to the drawing board

 No.1257774

coke (zero) tastes funny hope i got the lucky cancercan

 No.1257775


 No.1257776

went to a nascar race once as a kid it was scary because most of the people going there only went so they could get really drunk on beer and yell

 No.1257777

jahys ops fairly catchy gotten stuck in my head a couple times

 No.1257778

need to make some money down at the tracks

 No.1257779

bet it all on silence suzuka

 No.1257780

the ed flipping sucks the op isnt great but its nowhere near as bad

 No.1257781

dont even remember how the ed goes must NOT be memorable

 No.1257782

i like the tardscreams in the ending

 No.1257783

favorite ed song this season is magia record second favorite song is kageki shoujo

 No.1257784

NOT watching magia record havent seen any screens either

 No.1257785

File: 1631408738395.jpg (7.5 KB, 229x220, 1627257772715.jpg)


 No.1257786

just realized most of why my life turned out bad is because i am lowborn

 No.1257787

you need a transfusion of the blue blood

 No.1257788

how a fecal transplant

 No.1257789

>>1257340
so they can give black hair to the best ones

 No.1257790

healthy shites lately

 No.1257791

lownorm

 No.1257792

this couple walked outside my place 3 times in 1 hour man had black hair and beard woman had fluorescent orange and green hair they held hands the first 2 times

 No.1257793

tell them to get a room

 No.1257794

tried to get a pic but then they walked behind a car would have to run outside and chase them down with a camera thats too much

 No.1257795

wish i was invited to a ffxiv maze house

 No.1257796

File: 1631409504352.jpg (121.63 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Jahy-sama wa Kujikenai! - 06 (720….jpg)


 No.1257797

high school scary maze this girl was in the maze at the same time tried to impress her by yelling at the actors about how they could NOT scare me but she did NOT respond

 No.1257798

sigh loved the big corn maze as a kid

 No.1257799

went in a mummy haunted house at universal studios when i was a lad and started crying and had to leave through a side door

 No.1257800

remember walking the scary trail with a girl and then later we played the toothpick carving game and then bobbed for goldfish with little paper paddles she was wearing a lovely kimono i bought her a little balloon with a rubber band on it

 No.1257801

sigh i shouldve been born japanese

 No.1257802

you wouldnt have been able to dedicate the last 14 years to jp and jp spinoffs

 No.1257803

wonder if theres a brazilian hima

 No.1257804

ola

 No.1257805

more interested in the chink hima

 No.1257806

>>1257801
you would have spent the whole time doing exactly what you did in this timeline

 No.1257807

>>1257805
im NOT interesting

 No.1257808

>>1257801
its NOT too late

 No.1257809

nah itd be different

 No.1257810

if japanese then would have killed myself in 2011

 No.1257811

File: 1631410382980.jpg (203.05 KB, 960x1571, 1631409849150.jpg)


 No.1257812

cant believe that was over 10 years ago

 No.1257813

invaders are here

 No.1257814

go introduce yourself

 No.1257815

where

 No.1257816

need to invest in a minifridge for moments like these i wont be leaving this room for atleast two hours

 No.1257817

you dont need a minifridge for two hours just get some ice

 No.1257818

File: 1631410625961.png (750.69 KB, 1280x720, untitled.png)


 No.1257819

no i need a minifridge its been a dream of mine to get one someday

 No.1257820

miss the days before refrigeration

 No.1257821

they used to have an ice man who would deliver the ice you had to put it in the cellar or whereever

 No.1257822

need to be locked in the cellar

 No.1257823

just flipping take me out of the freezer and puncture holes in me and toss me in the microwave for 4 minutes and serve

 No.1257824

minifridges are acceptable in the mansion minifridges and microwaves all we need

 No.1257825

used to daydream about being held captive by a lady was NOT a sexual thing mind was just a kid

 No.1257826

miss when the milk man would drop off some milk and bread

 No.1257827

rarely use the cancerbox these days only for heating milk melting butter

 No.1257828

>>1257824
we cant afford the power bill for that many fridges

 No.1257829

>>1257818
perma this raidteen already

 No.1257830

we will supply them with power ourselves with a handcrafted nuclear reactor

 No.1257831

you cant ban turts buddies

 No.1257832

flip normtron and his neurotypical lifestyle

 No.1257833

NOThing worse than a failed norm

 No.1257834

having an umami dinner

 No.1257835

smiled when i read that because i literally havent done anything today but watch foreign cartoons drink sleep and refresh imageboards

 No.1257836

like literally bro

 No.1257837

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 No.1257838

i may game but im no gamer

 No.1257839

want to play poe but i uninstalled it from the ps5

 No.1257840


 No.1257841

the cord

 No.1257842

never liked in a game episodes

 No.1257843

>>1257811
otaku drip

 No.1257844

should i become muslim

 No.1257845

would you like my imams contact info

 No.1257846

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a gamer must game

 No.1257847

its time to go back there you flipping raidteen

 No.1257848

fell for the crossboarder meme

 No.1257849

canNOT understand the mindset of people who do things just to annoy others

 No.1257850

hated that bitch

 No.1257851

same

 No.1257852

sigh kagamin

 No.1257853

tired as flip and its barely past 10

 No.1257854

is it too late for caffeine

 No.1257855

fell asleep and drooled on myself for most of an hour about two hours ago im just getting started

 No.1257856

i saw that you looked cute

 No.1257857

ya

 No.1257858

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 No.1257859

did mom let you in all the windows are foiled up

 No.1257860

no ive gotten pretty good at remote viewing i just hate when i check in on someone and find them jerking it

 No.1257861

when is a cute girl gonno invite me for a drink and a flip

 No.1257862

when you go outside

 No.1257863

do go outside from time to time have to get supplies somehow

 No.1257864

they want to make the delivery people open your doors and restock your shelves

 No.1257865

never understood the go outside meme whats outside

 No.1257866

mates

 No.1257867

woke up mornin

 No.1257868

>>1257864
the norms are sick animals and i am the cure

 No.1257869

if i didnt have a glowing rectangle in my room i may have gone on a rampage by now

 No.1257870

youre high test

 No.1257871

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 No.1257872

sachiko tries so hard she did NOT deserve that

 No.1257873

guess i wont start any of the new normime tonight

 No.1257874

would watch the moonrise if it was coming up

 No.1257875

the file deletion is complete everything above 3.65mb is gone

 No.1257876

thanks for all your hard work

 No.1257877

i just batch deleted a couple chunks of files until it got to around 50% i think deleting 2mb files would gone too far but i could have gotten it down to like 25% that way

 No.1257878

crying its over

 No.1257879

funny how everything ever posted on hima is still smaller than your average popular fps install

 No.1257880

wheres the gdrive link

 No.1257881

might get a madden game

 No.1257882

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 No.1257883

have a few of those from when i was trying to get into the mind of the norms sports are just boring and gay as hell

 No.1257884

google offers 5 tb for 25 dollars a month you can buy that at home for like 50 dollars

 No.1257885

downloading a demo of the newest one

 No.1257886

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crying

 No.1257887

accidentally fell in love with aerith

 No.1257888

never played a sports game in my life unless you count nascar 98

 No.1257889

horsey want flip

 No.1257890

hey is numbers guy here i need to talk to him

 No.1257891

played madden 2007 in 2010 for a while because i got it for free

 No.1257892


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 No.1257894

loved tecmo bowl

 No.1257895

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 No.1257897

met mog the moogle

 No.1257898

ill be skipping those if you dont mind

 No.1257899


 No.1257900

the dog girl

 No.1257901

>>1257896
NOT funny never was funny

 No.1257902

had the gameboy tecmo bowl still have it but cant play it either the cartridge or the gbs broken

 No.1257903

>>1257899
sigh 2006

 No.1257904

no idea where any of my gameboy cartridges ended up as far as im aware the only two i still have are final fight zero and fire red

 No.1257905

File: 1631415449442.mp4 (13.63 MB, shing a song.mp4)


 No.1257906

>>1257895
sigh 2019

 No.1257907

you cant just post a 13mb right after a purge thats too arrogant

 No.1257908

its teen arrogance

 No.1257909

especially since its stolen off gnfos

 No.1257910

sheep

 No.1257911


 No.1257912

touched a sheep once

 No.1257913

have my old carts just cant play them dont know if they still work werent kept in the best conditions

 No.1257914

how was it