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 No.1120804[Last 100 Posts]


might nipah


NOT shirous fault he turned his heart to steel and became a superhero


maxed out all the stormblood beast tribes and got the moneyyyYYYyy emote


never did a beast tribe quest


never will


your loss


dailys are boring id rather fish


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they take 2 minutes and it does NOT take many days to max them out



sigh which should i do then



do the new shadowbringers one for the new tank mount


sexy sexy ananta


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no one has it yet might get it myself hehe


realized something highly disturbing might have to stop using hima




id rope either way wageslaving wont help only option is financially independent richneetdom and its NOT happening


invest in lottery tickets


anyone else have neetstreaks on the bed and chair


got left behind



finished date a live s2 its a 10


almost mindblowing to think of the sheer number of teengirls in the world


first half of s3 pinches but the 2nd half is a 10 if you make it there


the year is almost over what were the best himamemes of 2020


had to go to the hardware store with mom managed to snag a case of blogs while we were there


there hasnt been a himameme since pnig got locked up


threatened to chargeback a purchase and they refunded me


are you the mate with the dadmom


dont know what that means i do all the work around the house


why do they sell blogs at the hardware store


the liquor stores next to the hardware store


is there also a gun store next to the liquor store


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youre living the life




why are priests hippies and cultists able to get enough money to build mansions and sustain them but all the multimillionaires creatives and geniuses on hima havent even been able to get a trailer park going


because those people usually come from employed backgrounds


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that requires more effort than staring at the glowing rectangle


made a big coffee


i meant monks NOT priests but stable employment history isnt something that jumps out when you think of the kind of person in one of those groups the amish do it as well

most of the posters here are employed now too so that cant be it


it all begins with classifying hima as a religious cult


those people work hard to make things and either sell them or use to support their lives and they already own the land theyre living on


just get neetblog to start pounding out keychains out of beer cans or something we can sell them on the internet im sure someone here has picked up glassblowing or aNOTher skill through online vids what about that mate that made the desk


some monasteries brew cold ones and sell em


cant brew beer anymore its been taken over by bearded bacon soy types


NOThin wrong with beards and bacon


we just need the contents of their wallets



showed mom china uncensored


wish to fire up a pig leg with the bros


fish and chips for breakfast


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my grant was deposited gonno consume hard



buy me a treat


got a treat for you right here


my doggo


sick of fallguys whens pikamee streaming the coin game


love coin game bored of fall norms


new garupa pico


as you fish


fall guys got her nearly 3k viewers she has to stream it




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wish i was cool enough to smoke


when are we playing fall guys




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never heard of this in my life


what do you mean aris has been playing it for a week


been watching aNOTher streamer play it since the beta launch


haa she taken the pill yet


drank two big coffees and like 2 liters of water now i cant stop pissing sigh


gonno fast for three days




rika nipah


tardlaughing at sasaki


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happy hacking keyboard or the k70


fire up a nice ducky


$10 chinkboard


dont remind me


might get a realforce 87u instead


get a nice model m instead


just have mom swipe some dell membrane keyboards from her job like a normal person


what i use ducky browns


any duck filet vids


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love a nice premium ducky keyb



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love selling some nice high quality keyboards to r/mechanicalkeyboards/


mechanical keyboard meme always gives me a laugh just a giant consumerism scam


love a good clickity clack



weird how warosu was spammed into oblivion but hima wasnt


warosu is still spammed by indians to this day


havent been able to get on warosu in months just get stuck in an endless cloudflare/captcha loop


warosus revenge


asked warosuko to ipblock you sorry


didnt mean to sleep in til 2pm but i did


hate longsnoozers


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there was an invader and i tried talking and mom and the invader just went silent as i talked then moved on immediately like i hadnt even said anything


NOT going to big bros house anymore its been 14 days since i last encountered his norm friend who got tested positive for ovaltine and so far im havent shown any symptoms might have dodged a bullet


as long as you dont live near a 5g tower the nanomachines arent able to activate and give you the virus


good call the norms cant infect you with their disease that way


lets move to cali and become plumbing contractors there you can make over 200k a year there with no entry cost its the only way to fund the mansion


cant the border is closed come move to canada its safe here


die chink


NOT chinese


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put my headphones on 3 times in under 10 minutes completely through muscle memory even though i consciously took them off because i wasnt listening to any audio


do that all the time




gonno fire up a big coffee


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im NOT pasted at all


post the dancing gif


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you might be pasted


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mindblowing that there will never be aNOTher new rika nipah drawing ever again


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i lied there was a new one on page 3 of jp right now when i went to check


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aris just started streaming alert alert


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me on the left


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do NOT open



why is the babyface short stack that you can find in the at any college except shes a whore make the norms so mad when all the anime characters that are far more absurd are fine


dont know dont care if this norm didnt post about it here every day i would know none of this


its multiple people posting it


nice schizo


ban them all and >>1126037 too for good measure


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real life short stacks are always fat uzaki is a twig boy with big boob and fangs and she wants to hang out


uzaki chan played edf 5 thats all that matters to me


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NOThing like dipping a ladle into a bathtub full of nbs world famous gumbo


neetblog doesnt even post here anymore since he got that girl pregnant and was promoted to plant foreman he thinks all of us are losers




never made gumbo


phew NOThin better than airing out the ol pussy


whatever happened to ballmusk


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missed my chance to confess to my crush under the sakura trees


wonder if i ever had a crush


the norms have crushed my will to live


had several girls who had crushes on me but i goofed them all up


what does that mean do they tell you they think youre good looking and want to spend time with you or what


woke up hiya hima


if a girl inexplicably wants to get to know you and spend time with you she has a crush on you trust me


thats why im asking him why would i know how they convey it


hiya woke up hiya


hes right


always turned them down when i was confessed to then when they asked why i never could give a good answer so i would say uh nevermind and they would get excited and then later in the day i would let them down easy guess ive collected a few hours of gf time i might be what you call a chad




was reading about stallman getting canceled


in the past would have told you to die but you probably made the right decision they would have gotten bored of you after a week



why do only the most soyed up youtube channels get posted here




onsekis civic is NOT that old right



doug isnt soy




hell yeah


too bad shes annoying


she is NOT




heb havent heard that name in a long time they only have those in the big ol texas


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turning down girls is much better because they are boring as shit and theyll immediately demand you start doing things with them and spending money its a huge waste of time


NOThin like a big ol brewski in the morning


love a good warmblog on the nightstand


why the flip does he keep touching his mask your NOT supposed to touch it thats where all the virus particles are gonno be now you got it all over your good doctor all over your car and now all over your house you cant be making mistakes like this anymore


the norms the norms the norms the norms the norms


sigh now im craving the good doctor but i used up my emergency expedition yesterday


there is no virus


there is


there is but its mostly rampant hysteria




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bought this




your keyboard is missing the numpad


doesnt even make a difference if its real or NOT


whys it lying in the dirt outside


had to make it look nice for his bros on facebook


thats where i live


you mean his discordbros


now just got to wait for a good monitor deal on ebay


need my numpad


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id be interested in a detachable numpad so my mouse hand thumb wasnt constantly hitting the side of the keyboard


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handling the sexnorms in the mansion


you jew money-lover you


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Overweight Chinese man’s big belly saves him from falling down a well

Luckily, he’s got guts!

An overweight Chinese man found his big belly to be a lifesaver — after it got wedged in a well and stopped him falling down, according to officials.

The 28-year-old only identified as Liu got trapped in his family’s well after breaking through wood that had been used to cover it in his hometown of Fuliudian Village in Henan Province, the Luoyang fire service reported.

An official fire service video clip shared on social media showed rescuers arriving last Friday as the shirtless man patiently waited with his arms crossed.

He remained that way as gobsmacked locals watched a team of at least five firefighters tie a strong rope around his waist to finally heave him out to safety — totally unharmed, they said.

The fire service had estimated his weight at 500 pounds, although The Sun cited other reports that he was closer to 300 pounds.

Either way, the force said he was only survived because he was “too fat” to fall down as he seemingly jumped on the wood covering the well.

Liu — who is said to suffer from a mental illness — appears to have fallen after jumping on the wood which was left over the well as his parents prepared to have it filled.



paste liublog




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NOThing fishy here


redpilled mom and sis on the importantance of tcells now mom wants to stock up on orange juice NOT sure if that even helps with tcells but it cant hurt


dont know whats a tcell






i dont get it


watching hima wari




himawari read my comment


my hair has really thinned out in the last 5 or 6 years the last time i let it grow this long it looked completely different




cant wait to buy musashi and ishtar its gonno be great


how is this ok her boobs are just out


spend a lot of time watching pornographs but seeing it on hima is distasteful


its art




dont like porn its gross


what do you mean buy


its hard to save up so ill just have to get the 167 quartz savings pack


completely desensitized to it even though i fast forward kissing scenes in movies or tv





phew gih


im gaming



mindblowing that mom broke my collectible togepi jelly jar and has been denying it for years


ill take a little nap now


she did NOT


woke up damn good nap


mindblowing that mom let some kikes mutilate the genitals of her defenseless newborn so they could fry it up and make a facial moisturizer out of it for satanic celebrities


then where is it


you probably misplaced it and lost it


afraid double castsaber might lead to some kind of massive nerf against either the space suit or to all doubles


its unethical to nerf in a gacha everyone paid money for that


yea its against the law in japan once the character is released its seen as a product shipped they cant just change the product after its in the owners hands


pretty sure youre wrong


no im NOT why do you think skadi didnt get nerfed


defiantly didnt lose it it was in the cabinet right next to a peanuts one for years and vanished


sigh now i know what its like to get old all physical reminders of the past will break or be thrown out one by one and all ill have are my failing memories


dont like diesel buses


sorry for your loss togepi friend


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are those collectible we used to have a ton wonder where they went


chinkgf sent me some voice messages get a big ol bone whenever i listen to her angelic voice




where did he even come from






its the mal raider


ban him now


gonno watch himawari and eat my burg


the hosexy ladyve discord


i just said im NOT ready yet once and the other time i just ignored her even though she never directly said anything



have a sapporo tallboy in the freezer


ban this gods damned norm too






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mom told me bro came over earlier today glad i was sleeping hate that norm


guess this is what teens find funny these days


its hilarious


ya reminds me of things from the early days of 4chan and the good old days on jp


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NOT that you were there for either of those pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


hehe funny


you mean your early days
around 2013 or so



gonno fire my lazor


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the hima mansion shall be inside the aogashima volcano


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wish i lived on an island


continents are just really big islands


cant believe i was born too late for the golden era of piracy


gimp sucks should i pirate photoshop


i wonder if you could convince the norms to cancel gimp for its name


had a dream i was a pirate and marine was in it


isnt a gimp a depraved sex thing


the norms already tried and failed nevermind


it also means cripple


i dont believe you


the destiny of the age and the dreams of its people as long as people continue to pursue the meaning of freedom these things will never cease


were you an anime girl


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have heard the call of the sea all me life but have never been so much as a few miles offshore




the ocean is too scary


its NOT that great the air is salty and feels and smells weird



how does selective service work for guys who werent assigned a gender at birth


its terrifying the immense depth the immeasurable volume the potential for enormous waves and currents and the fact its filled with monsters but it still calls to me


no i was NOT i was playing super mario world with my super nintendo on the ship and marine was our captain


i thought they were banned from the military


a women canNOT be the captain of any ship




the captain summoned me to her quarters and ordered i disrobe and then devirged me until i started crying


should i try playing sealed amonkhet


why record the sound of sf muni when bart makes you deaf before arrival in the city






mom made chicken and rice


hope they are both boiled


made a bowl of some frozen mangoes blueberries red ginseng and a couple gummy multivitamins


why ginseng gross


made a 6egg with liver pudding


gaming hard here hima


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it pinches i played amonkhet and hour of devastation draft a bunch back in the day its all exert wr aggro br aggro ramp spells and cycling archetypes are bad


how could you hate ginseng it gives eternal life


dont know what any of that means but i want to try sealed


shes getting cancer


shes a gamer




hell ya



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hated that game


whats to hate


it was impossible


i beat it and i must have been 8 or 9




hate the 8 or 9 guy



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mudda fuckin mutt


wish to see the other lineup soon wonder if abby is gonno make it




cracking a cold one


gonno roll for mhxx with 30 quartz


might watch a muted longplay any suggestions for the game


didnt get her was too greedy


feeling sad and unmotivated for no reason



is this good


plumber woke me up banging on the door he came an hour early so i was snoozing



made pizza rolls


hell ya


creepy hermione


can you add new banners


liable to rope watching that and having flashbacks to myself sat at the new dell mom had just bought playing it


here comes one now


i had that game too hehe


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scratched my crotch and a pube fell out that was literally indistingushable from one of my beard hairs except for the length


cant be literally indistinguishable if theres a distinguishing feature mentioned in the same sentence what a retard




time to clean the house


might be time to watch date a live s2 ova


hell yea its a kurumi episode


date a live staff know what the chinese audience wants


installed glimpse image editor


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just ordered a tub of this to help kickstart my real life


took me almost 30 years to realize but to drink out of a can quickly you have to put your lips directly on the opening


woke up hi


hey are you refreshed


NOT really think i puked in my sleep and got throatburn


finished date a live s2 ova its a 10


enjoy it while it lasts kid


cracked open the first cold one of the day


what was it


a can of asahi


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saw a girl from school whose older sisters myspace vacation pics i used to jerk it to at a chain restaurant 12 or 13 years ago she was nice to me and gave an enthusiastic hello but i was with mom and too embarassed to say much wonder if i could have gotten her pregnant


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its 2am i have to make the most of this time these are prime hours but im wasting it staring at the rectangle





what else would you stare at


join cham in the reality marble of peace and harmony


i only meant to stay awhile



wish the fate extra remake would come out today so i can play it


sigh ya


what makes you think itll even come out


why wouldnt it



its either real or its a dream theres NOThing that is inbetween


tsukihime remake isnt real but nasu created bb studios for the sole purpose of remaking the fate extra games



ip grabber







new adventure of currybutt the vr tranny


dont think ive ever spoken to a girl within 30 years of my own age on the phone


NOThin wrong with bein a vr tranny


brought the darkness back to lakeland


hell ya



closest i ever got to being a tranny was playing as a female nightelf in wow and joing after taking of all my armor and firing up a nice /dance




wonder how many gallons of sperm have been dedicated to this vid


never finished catherine cant believe it came out 9 years ago


damn good game catherine damn good


huge spider dangled down in front of the monitor swatted it immediately but im NOT sure if it died from the impact


it survived for sure spiders are resilient


sigh you may be right the last one had a lot of hp


he was just trying to see what his bro was up to


use the swiffer


have a swiffer but what would i use it for





hate when im aware that theres bugs lurking and cant jo comfortably


gay luigi




my thoughts exactly



he loved ffx



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do japs know about chili


havent had chili in years



you wont go a week without it in the mansion


big bro loved ytp back in the day


they took the full vid off of normtube sigh






cry every time i watch that video


gonno post all of these here for archival purposes



hows that archiving if the vid gets taken down there its down here too



someone else here can download them if i forget to tomorrow



fired up mentor roulette and got rathalos extreme




hopefully they kill mash off during it


abby confirmed at 9 seconds


dont understnad the point of fgo its NOT fun to play


its paste


bridges the gap to the tsukihime remake and other type moon works


that will all never be made now because fgo is too popular


whats the point in remaking tsukihime its already fine


theyre going to make it better i can feel it


its for gambling addicts that dont know how to play card games




wish i was a hummingbird


you dont


logging out of hima for the night good luck with the night watch


hope they make abby an sr


wish i had a nice christian wife and 11 kids


theres no pride in owning an sr she has to be rare


wish lb3 would come out already so i could figure out if i like hinako or NOT


turning into one of those guys that always has to leave two buttons on his pants undone


crunchy cheetos or puffed cheetos

keep in mind you will be banned for 72 hours for answering incorrectly


dont like cheetos at all they suck


love flamin hot cheetos


dont have two button pants whats it like


hungry sigh


havent been able to sleep longer than 5 hours all week




what a coincidence me either last night was the first night i got 8





shes already tarding out


paste arse animal


dont call her that



wonder how much a good 3d model costs


its free if you make it yourself


sigh cham




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tshirt reeks of neet cheese


its NOT a coincidence those sensitive to changes in the timeline are being distressed things are about to get very bad


got ronald


have you been sperming on it


no i just ate some chips that tasted good but smell like sperm reek after for some reason


hate spermcrisp


raifu isu pien


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woke up having some coffee



never had crispy sperms before




love medea NOT enough to grail though


subaru keeps making sex noises


shes horny


you mean he


uhhh haha


whats it like to be horny


NOT sure


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nobody pood 100 years ago and they all had good hair


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out of orange soda


dislike orange soda its acidic


phew nice race mixing couple panderson will love this


been craving salt for the past months every time i go to the kitchen for a coffee or something i end up eating a pinch or two


youll get a kidney stone


hope NOT is the laser removal procedure expensive


gonno watch this



does she use the mea febreeze trick


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mindblowing that the whole planet looked like that before the norms ruined it


come home white man


cant believe luna ate the fugushimi and died



hes right


radiate me arse


factorio 1.0 is out


found some string cheese


she didnt die


how am i supposed to get summer abby and a second castersaber



why did i spawn in a nasty norm filled grey smog filled city instead a lush landscape like that


why do you need a second castoria




eating a tin of sardines hb


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got the call from mom shes bringing home nuggies and fries


for the space suit swap 3 turn farm arts np chain videos


nice nuggetmom


you dont need to roll a second castoria for that you just use someones support


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come have a sniff


love chicken mcnuggets


woke up and realized why i got so drunk off of only 8 blogs


thats a lot of beer


it was because i forgot i only slept for 4 hours yesterday and never took a nap just kept drinking coffee


might change my xiv character into rika nipah


you cant do that


beer makes you fat and dumb and gives you boobies


bit my thumbnail too low


dont think ive had any alconorm in a month


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you can drink beer and NOT be fat you just cant sit motionless in front of a computer for 16 hours a day while you do it


do both of those things but consume <1600 kcal a day


whats going on is she happy about that


do you count the beer cal


nice skeleton



that only leaves you 700 cals of real food per day


whats a swamp donkey


how much do the vtube pimps charge for a night in the holosuite


i dont drink 80 oz of beer


hate when this happens


japanese interpals dot com gf just drunkenly messaged me this vid but im NOT into high school chicks


are you training for life in a pow camp why are you surviving on a handful of rice and droplets of beer


i have small stomach


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nice jbw australian




just remembered ive never had sex



sigh arssssssssssss


why did they make her jugs so big



natural if you ever seen jugs irl(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)



dont use the j word to refer to bossoms




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invite them to hima


hate obvious raiders





thats a south park joke


just NOTiced hiro added aNOTher board outside of the rpg one and mobile one now its for strategy video games what is he doing


he needs more money


v is overrun by politics norms hes trying to get real video game discussion going again


thats a ban


hope they make a vr extension board for games made after the cutoff but before 2010


might nipah might NOT nipah


gonno fire up the espresso machine




anyone planning on streaming tonight


a nice 1 viewer no cam no mic no music gaming stream


music is optional


i just cant stop rubbing my eyes help hima


still waiting for that guy to finish the fatal frame stream


yeah on rtmp


go back there


rinse with water and stop touching it


i did but then i touched it again



thinking about streaming welcome to the nhk


nah stream milky holmes instead


ranted to mom for an hour due to the nice stimulant effects of alcohol


should have been recording myself was articulate as hell that was the kind of stuff that could fill a propaganda flyer


you only think you were articulate because you were inebriated


owned that drunk


the best talking points were after it had been processed by my liver


aris again sleeping face


nah you were just drunk rambling like all drunks do


mom made chili dogs


nice crowd of zoomers following the ped and laughing


ate too many chili dogs


hell ya





looks like the kind of video one of my gamer bros would have sent me in 2006 sigh




mom made chicken farmer john and ovaltine


dont eat parmesan


vastly prefer veal parmigiana but this will satiate me for the time being


never had a veal meal


whys aris streaming norm guys again



tried that once thought i sounded great but it was actually just drunken tardbabble when i listened back to it


post that babble


link the haachama fall guys again




the things i say are drunken tardbabble when im sober



anyone gaming


drinking sake in the bath



oog me lift




im about to game


whats the point of lifting that much


for fun


factorio right


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gonno watch this never watched her stream before wish me luck


start with a nice tetris 99 vod instead


gonno shit shave and shower in that order


haachama haachama haachama


no i dont own it


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he loved that little baby


youre in luck it has a gog release


cant decide on good doc or pepsi


looks like a game for nerds


crack open a nice can of the good doctor



realized that an original nier raid would have made more sense after starting shadowbringers


glad the jews conditioned me to find landscapes like this depressing


thats just you being a permateen


you cant just call everything teen


so far i am thoroughly entertained


always watch a nice mizzteq guide before queueing for any instance


yes he can thats the guy with his head in the sand


just call teens teen like this guy


niv mizzet


always comment on her guides telling her how pretty she is




isnt there a mtg called that


hell ya brother


wish i had a blog or some coke (zero)


hop in the bath and uncork a modest bottle of dassai 45


love making the soy face and using me shave brush


sigh NOThing better than sipping on sake as it slowly warms up in the caldarium



still NOT convinced superb is a real word



hiro doesnt do anything he put the top mods in charge


who cares anyways


the mansion needs to have a complete replica of the baths of trajan for himas to relax after a long day of exploring the vast wilds of eorzea


im the superb gentleman


we can have lively conversations about the days exploits




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oh god arrhythmia


the superb owl


groan mom saw me in a t shirt been wearing long sleeves the whole summer outside of my room


why would you be wearing long sleeves what the flip


love showing off my biceps to mom


ive been wearing a rotation of the same two sweaters for the past 8 years


same and my comfy pants and comfy shorts too


got the comfy shorts too hehe


hell ya cant live without them


sigh the norms


why wouldnt i


its better to just walk around naked


you cant


sakes done and the bath is cooling down about time i jump out


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owned ped




ya so


rich hollywood men are peds NOThing more norm than being ped


there is something more norm


there is being a permateen discord raider


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thats because they get to flip every attractive actress hundreds of times and seek out more extreme scenarios when it gets boring


norm voice dont click


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sigh shes so cute


she looks cute on the left


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sigh he loved snapping children


post the chinese wife


isnt it about time you cash in your jbw points


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ate 3 cookies and drank a glass of milk


NOThin better than a nice glass of milk


wonder if haachama likes milk


shes lactose intolerant


shes japanese why would she be


mindblowing that there are people that arent misogynists


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hehe love that one


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drinking a absolute zero monster


im misanthrope


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prove it


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need more mass


ordered a bunch of medicated gummies last week and they got here today gonno try one today


wouldnt mess around with those you cant control the dosage


theyre 20 mg if i eat half its 10 mg that should be okay i think


nice manbaby addict


what do you mean


hehe thinking about kana tarding out on melatonin gummies


would say 10 is too much you should quarter it to start with


NOThing like snorting some childrens tylenol and howling at the moon


ill do as you say thank you friend


eating the quarter now


what are they medicated with


assuming hes canadian so probably cannabis


our government sells them on a government website


the canadians are NOT only chinknorms but also drugnorms go figure


love a good government issued medicated gummy bear


but they loved norms and couldnt go on without the approval of them



nippa nano desu


adam was less norm than anyone here especially you




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he was a richnorm homo that ended up causing people to have their second amendment rights eroded


hate norms love gaming


never gamed before what should my first be




neetblog said that blows


had a dream i was recording a fight for worldstarhiphop


he stopped gaming when he got engaged how would he know


you may kiss the blog


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i didnt but it does


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4 ears


the top ones are removable


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lost my mecha peko


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miss playing battlefield on jp servers


i still play a bit of it jp players are always on when im gaming


woke up hiya hima NOT feelin so good


hiya woke up hiya hope you feel better soon


the war was hard



post the marzia one


fire up a coffee


just about to do that



already had a better coffee than yours


mom brought up wanting to open a coffee shop had to remind her she doesnt know anything about coffee nor does she even drink it




you dont have to know anything you just buy into a franchise


paste mom


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stop crushing moms dreams


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time to open the hima coffee shop


woke up with heartburn


would love to open a coffee shop with mom


moms always have wacky entrepreneurial ideas


what will you do when your big boob gf walks in to harass you in front of mom


mom wanted to buy a boat once


mom doesnt have the work ethic to operate a business like that when i told her those things she said you dont have to worry about it because the employees take care of it all it would be a disaster


she doesnt have to you just need a good supplier and to learn the process once those things depend NOT on love or being a hobby but good management marketing and good service


did she never mention it again after a few days


tell her to watch bartender thats all you need to know


she talked about buying a houseboat for a week or so


told mom we couldnt get a boat because of the implication


need to get mom onboard with the shrimp farming business its pink gold


you mean prawn farming business





sexy thumbnail


wonder if that guys gummy kicked in yet


love how the cel brain operates and completely disregards the person taking the picture its as if a male does something wrong gender does NOT play a role


calm down simp the male is bad too for being a slave to the foid but he wouldnt be doing that if it wasnt for the vaginal hypnosis


hes a professional photographer


cu got aNOTher buff


still waiting on my buff


*stomps feet*
weman bad weman bad




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woman bad


women are bad


big booby boygirl


weird how mom has a vagina


pnig would have loved that sexy lady


rage at oppai sexy lady



50% of the world population 90% of crime


owned that moid


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it takes years of training to achieve that level of stretch


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wish we had popsicles


sexy bone


playing command and conquer


stream it or die



fallguy is just a takeshi jyou kopipe


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feel like i cant even leave the house anymore without that happening to me


took a fall at work today my buttocks are going to be sore in the morning


its over


sorry that was me i pushed you


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was at the store today and grabbing some chocolate milk i think i gripped too hard because it popped open and spilled everywhere so i took the other behind it and got out of there anyway i got chocolate milk


post the cow shion gif


bet that guy slipped cleaning it up


they wouldnt have charged you for the spilled milk anyway you should have let someone know


nah NOT my problem anyway they shouldnt have tried selling me faulty sealed chocolate milk


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dont like 3d


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wished the musou games were fun to play


hehe remember running into milkleak at the grocery store once


just realized milkleak and milkarm are the same person


they are once in a while


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nyaa nyaa


is that one of those things ozymandias had


anime time


what are you watching


are you talking about the cat or the gf




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i like anime


the cat thought it was a lynx but the ears are wrong


sakura con ikimas


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might have to make an epic sandwich and crack some blogs hima


oh flip its raining hard


NOThin better


checked the fridge thinking its a turkey club night



sigh jeannu


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cracked open brewski number 1


its a caracal


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just finished my first one


dumb bitch belongs in the hive


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fed the cat some of my baked potato


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might be too tired to go to the effort of cracking heavy tonight

might even wake mom up and ask her to make that sandwich for me



why cant you make it


didnt know heavens feel 3 is airing about time they were supposed to air it in feburary but got delayed hope some gracious chinks will go undercover and fire up some camrips


my gacha money is being put to good use


lack of motivation


you must wait for the blu ray


cant remember why i watched rezero before this show blows


probably the cute girls
battle harem anime are still harem anime between the retarded attempts at fighting and plots


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa himaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


what is it



i want that sandwich


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dont care about norming games


NOThing norming


any game that forces you to norm it up with a bunch of other norms over normplay is norm as hell




and thats just with normplay aris was right when he said normning games are dead without normneys support theyre completely irrelevant now


thats true



normware engineer


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cant believe nigfoids are better at coding than me


why would you say that


mayo jar said made from 100 percent recycled plastic in big letters on the front is eating out of trash supposed to be a selling point




regular plastic wasnt bad enough now they have to poison us with bleached melted down and reconstituted plastic too


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nyaa nyaa nano desu


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used to watch both prison planet and young turks in high school might have even been younger




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she doesnt even have a degree anyone could teach themselves to write small python projects using textbooks


i cant




youre probably more intellectually capable of doing it than her norms just have personalities geared towards success


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paste foid worshiper


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watched a movie with mom


what movie


dazed and confused she hadnt seen it



nice 400% volume



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nice ass


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still love the monkeys


theyre apes


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hehe forgot about this one


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its raining


whats the d word


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backed up my ssd


how do you do that


fire up clonezilla



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nobody wants to see that


i do




why does she dress in autism colors


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sigh really hope shes barefoot love how big she is too


in 4 more years mash will be the same size as bb


that would be indecent


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stayed up too late reading webtoons


burnt out


never knew ars could sing


shes a mumbler



wonder if shes still feeling the adrenaline high from her 3d debut yesterday


male voice exercise extreme caution


queued for mentor roulette and got praetorium then left and queued again and got the same praetorium again


i see youre busy ill come back later


the arse animal


had a snoozey then woke up hi



got 2 large orange sodas a pepsi a nice bowl of fish and chips 2 oh henrys and a glazed donut its time to game


amazon deliveryman fetish porn


bellybutton way too big



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quins playing fallguys


how did quin become more teen as he got older in the last 6 years or so or does he just know his audience better


his viewcount tripled so he knows what hes doing



hehe love kirby


owned that dog




feel a strange discomfort in my abdomin sometimes it makes me feel gassy like i have to burp or fart think it might have to do with my constipation


do some trapped gas yoga


sigh chammmmmmmmmmmmm


woke up showered shaved had a big coffee


sigh a bottle of sake fell out of the fridge and shattered


piki piki gween peppah


cham made it



settled down with cham


how do i do my taxes


dont bother




never filed taxes dont think they even care


flip the norms






kitty is snoozing on my lap gonno play some mahjong


are you playing the ffxiv one


some guy had a meltdown on voice comms in this game and it went on for 5 minutes and then i quit out


paste multinorm


no mahjong soul


maybe you should utilize your time better


cracked the first blog of the day and cooked some rice crispies


ill admit cham is cute but i cant get around the fact that she uses a voice changer


shes a gamer she games


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is he wearing a communist cape


why was haachamas room tour removed



new monkey


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wish i was born with the talent to make things like that


guess ill make a pb&j


brewing myself a bottle


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when i go outside


when the hima is just right




thinking about finland



might tell mom im a vtuber so she doesnt think im a neet anymore


kitty is still snoozing on my lap


cant believe korone hasnt completed this kirby64 boss rush





gotta flip a little kirby


die kirbyflip


kirby is a boy


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then wheres his penis smarty pants


wheres the kitty


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yeah i got to world 4 in kirby triple delux its prety good game so far and i like the music but some times it shard to get all the star sunflowers


playing mahjong and listening to music and having a big coffee and kitty is snoozing on my lap


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slow night tonight


the flipping clip


was literally 19 years old when this aired


uh how is that possible when it aired 8 years ago you should have been 22


hate the 30 years old meme


i turned 20 a few months after it ended


gonno oog


does she NOT realize her breasts are exposed


must have been cold last night went to the garage to chug some warm ones but they were pretty cool


dont tell her


post noel instead


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told mom when i was a lot younger that when i turned 18 i would get the same tattoos as mugen from samurai champloo


please suppress shameful memories


they rattle around in my skull all day might as well let someone get a laugh out of them


mom always tried to get me to get frosted tips


gaming hard




powerful bone



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hate waiting for part 2 to roll


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NOT sure if i should stick with good old ips or get a va monitor for those deeper blacks


blog number 6 since i woke up 5 hours ago


working a 12 hour shift on a construction site guarding an air conditioner NOT gonno get home til 8am then ive gotta go to lunch with mom


bring a flask with you next time and let the hours fly by


stick with the ips va is overrated keep waiting for oled monitors


you mean mini led


but the argument that oled monitors are bad for computers makes sense your display remains static far longer than say a phone i like the oled screen on my phone its so satisfying watching a blackboard youtube video on but would NOT want it for my pc




and i dont know if i should pay extra for a japanese made monitor if ill just end up using a chinese display panel


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what are your rates we will need a guard for the mansion but youll need to wear a green dress and a red wig


the scarlet hima mansion


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classic crt meme


is a crt worth getting cancer for


got merked


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dumb banana eaters


was already exposed to them for tens of thousands of hours as a child no reason to stop now


watching aqua play oot


dont want to tempt fate but if i got cancer i would just start smoking pot and popping painkillers 24/7 and refuse treatment until i died


if youre lucky youll get cancer in the pituitary gland and become a giant chad


id probably get something dumb like asscancer or something


watching korone descend into madness



anyone with a brain stopped after gen 3


take it back


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wonder how much autism is required to still be into pokemon well into your 20s


pokemon was always stupid should only have taken 1 generation to figure that out


love pokemon love eevee


kids started getting shamed in school for liking pokemon early as 3rd grade



remember making the autistic adhd kid in 4th grade rage hard when i made fun of his pokeman cards then the teacher had to tell me to stop while holding in her laughter


mushrooms came probably going to try them tomorrow morning



read some reddit post saying panel manufacturers have had their qc standards lowered within the last decade even in expensive monitor lineups might just look for some older 1080p ips monitors hopefully with very little of the ips glow


just read reviews and return something if you dont like it what the flip NOT complicated


maxmoefoe said eevee was forced


dont want to buy a shite lg or samsung panel


what are you talking about those are the best panels


sigh shouldnt have made fun of him thats probably how i caught the autism




made fun of a kid for having buckteeth so they demiurge gave me buckteeth based
of course it never did anything to the popular attractive bullies that constantly shit on everyone including me


loved owning the low iq tards


im low iq tard


cradle shouldve been included in vm with tolarian academy



probably owned you so hard you chimped out and got removed from class for the rest of the day


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mindblowing korone gets a trillion simpbux for taking 12 hours to no miss kirby64 but i dont even get so much as a congrats for an 8 loop no miss 魔界村 clear at the arcade


owned noob


had to jisho 魔


watching girls und panzer and crying


cant rewatch without a good cry or existential crisis




paste 10x10 pixels scramble


if you didnt get the knife in level one dont even try


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NOT my fault simplified chinese is for illiterate nong mainlanders



was drunk a week or two ago mom was telling me that she had to say that now i lay me down to sleep prayer when she was a kid and i said it was from a metallica song


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crying for her broken knee


i can sit like that


you cant


90 degree hip rotation is the the minimum for the himako fitness test


nice twig


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read a long time ago that squatting was the original way for humans to sit so i kept doing it until i became a true slav squatter i can squat anywhere for as long as i please


who are you waiting for


pasted goose and chinaman of hinamizawa


couldnt squat as a kit because of my growing bones


just tried it and got to about 80 degrees and 70 degrees on each leg separate then tried to do both and could NOT keep my butt on the ground because my hips could NOT rotate far enough


you got owned by me the anatomynorm


love cranking the ol central nervous system down to first gear by maintenence drinking all day


never mind tried just going into it from my desk chair and landed it but it hurt once my butt got near the ground
could only hold it for a few seconds but im fatneet some fitnorm could probably hold that for a while with a staff to hold their balance


gonno start tagging nearly everything on danbooru with bad_anatomy


tag me with it


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bring back footbinding


woke up hiya hima


wheres todays hxh video


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got chickenlegs like that after being in a wheelchair for 6 months
it would NOT change her feet size though


she looks like shes carrying someone in a bucket



the norms keep nezuko in a box after she tried to eat them



rarely speak out loud so even if im NOT blackout drunk i still slur my words because i always speak and walk manually


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gonno hire watame to shovel up the floorshite in the mansion


dont even remember how long youve been posting these or what their upload frequency is



one vid every saturday for the past 81 weeks


what the flip that isnt even two years


no snacks just water


no man could live like that


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Going to look for a job today. I feel good. Hopefully the water store will hire me since I have had sales experience.

-resume [✔]
-bus and lunch fare [✔]
-clean shaven [✔]
-my lucky milky holmes shirt on [✔]
-iPhone 4 to browse hima and prog on the bus [✔]
-backpack full of snacks and Halloween candy [✔]

Wish me luck!


drinkin some joe might tank for a bit


dont forget to give the interviewer a firm handshake


wish i was smart enough to play world of tanks or world of warships


rage hard at retarded teammates in warships


warships is boring i just wanna tank


you can have a nice marine captain in warships


used to love one shotting tier 9s with the normstar hehe


never played it


might fire up a shower for the first time in two weeks mom isnt stinkshaming me anymore but she keeps asking me if i want to


wonder whats it like to have no self respect or dignity like that


really hope the milky holmes shirt is under a dress shirt


sigh milky holmes


its great


gonno play some factorio


dont play autism simulators play a fun game


any recs


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diablo 2


i need to watch numbers go up


valkyria chronicles


basted retard


still much more successful than me though sigh


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baby prease force feed me into a woodchipper legs first


sigh forgot how good girls und panzer was




blog 10 of the day probably going to keep going


CONGRATS: You've won the Weekly Trump Patriot 500% Match!
Contribute ANY AMOUNT in the next TWO HOURS for a 500% Match, and to get your name on the list of supporters we give to President Trump.


how much are we donating


hope trump loses just so the norms can face the consequences of their actions when the democrats take over


plese no political discussion


mindblowing how they just threw lives away like that first air attack everyone just died


too many conservatives are basically niggers ranted to mom about this the other day let the world burn while i sit in my room


gran gave trump money at some point and now they spam the hell out of the mailbox with different parcels begging for more money on the same day two or three different letters can come all begging for money for trump its insane but whats worse is that before trump got into office gran was with her but now that shes been indoctrinated by boomerbook shes on the trumptrain


why do olds even bother voting NOT like it matters if theyll be granted the sweet release of death in a few years


gran keeps saying we have to get trump out of office


is playing world of warships like that youtube video


tell her her country has collapsed because of decisions all the dumbfucks in her generation made and will be 70% beaner within ten years of her death


gran got caught shoplifting and then told mom NOT to tell me
funny how someone can go to church once or twice a week and NOT hear a word of whats said



why did you reply with that


did you mean to say beaner or was it supposed to be better i cant tell because both sound accurate


thanks for screwing me gran you fucking retard


are you a glass half empty or a glass half full kind of guy


cant really blame him for trying to strangle his gran in her sleep



gonno buy aNOTher intuous5 i simply canNOT fix my wacom for the 5th time the copper pads are all flipped


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cant wait for the yagyu rateup banner next month


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oog OOG


fate grand ooger


neurons activated


my doctor says neetblog if you apply yourself here
you can be working at mcdonalds in about two years


sexy shonagon



lots of norms on hima tonight wish nb were here



hes probably busy buying baby monitors and shite


when we relocate to the mansion i will need someone to clean the sores between my fat flaps hope this isnt an issue


how come abby isnt in that pic or illya


wonder if that guy with all the drugs got high last night is he in a state of mania and depersonalization


im right here


got aNOTher bond 10 its tamamo cat


forgot to save the neuron deactivated pic


dunno just stole it from futaba


smart cat smart cat


hope he died hate drugnorms


nyaa nyaa nano desu


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never mind found it



why do nutters get so hung up on god and jesus




you cant hate your alcobros


wonder if any 2channers browse hima


i played lots of video games and watched lots of anime and then i laid down and had a peaceful sleep


NOThing like combusting some nice plant matter or drinking fermented grainwater to give yourself brain damage


it seems like whenever someone is schizophrenic or something theyre always rambling about god and such


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theyre arrogant


i wanna be a neetblog
and i wanna die young




theres a schizo black guy at work hes NOT on our team but see him in the break room sometimes he talks to himself rambling about fighting the darkness and satan


im schizo


glad 5 mg was enough i was just guessing


can you prove that he isnt fighting them


stay away from him hes dangerous


no he has to make friends with him before he snaps so he will be spared


still feel weird discomfort in my belly i think its gas bought some raisin bran gonno eat it hopefully the fiber will help my bowels


world of warships is done downloading


fiber will make it worse


hope you choose to play as the ijn


used to fantasize about having a gf to watch horror movies with when i was a teen


hinako bone


shes the welfare servant too


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worked with a schizo once he was the companys presidents brother so he had a director chair once he flipped out started screaming that he was god then came downstairs and tried to choke a girl to death three guys had to stranglehold him down because of tard strength


how will fiber make it worse its supposed to help constipation


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mogs me



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how the flip am i supposed to shite then ive been constipated for months


what you want to do is drink to excess every day for at least a month and it will flow out of you like a hose



use a laxative


let that shite flow like wine


sunk an enemy destroyer


thinking about crackin


about to sink something in your arse


youll need about 13 cold ones to catch up


kitty is tarding out


you got me mad now


just finished my first cold one lets crack


get in here its time for a wild neet night


dont have any laxatives now i dont know what to eat tonight was gonno eat cereal but now im confused


fire up the antispasmodics



still havent fired up a game



i aint no god damn son of a blog


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to crack or NOT to crack


just chug a few to start and maintain


even liked the gay misfits when i was a kid


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too sperg to like that emo crap even as a teen


wish to achieve north south manifest destiny with bunyan


requesting permission to crack


permission granted crack when ready


wish i was a sperg sigh




stomachache but ill get 14 and 15 down for my bros


no dont do it your health is more important



luna has 9k viewers


how do we get hima streams that high


we have to become the vtubers


halfway through this graveyard shift just 6 hours to go mom said we can get dinner instead of lunch so i can sleep


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make this the new spoiler image




might try to go to 18



woke up with a sisbone



cracked 16




never played a pikmin game



me neither


didnt enjoy having a limited amount of time to get the ship parts in pikmin wanted to tard out in the field with my new friends


took can number one out to the recycler along with the cans from yesterday


hate time limits in general


need to flip a pikmin


flipped the dates up on something hima but it worked out anyways


functional alcoholics are pasted i drink 17 cans of coors in 11 hours and just want to go to bed meanwhile neetblog has worked an overtime shift driven home and made dinner for his fiance



did he tell you that on discord




uh discord haha


never spoken to the man the myth the legend in a chatroom but i wish i could so he could guide me towards the good life like he did for himself


japs really are short


hit him up on discord nb#2746


i hope you get snapped at gunpoint


why would you say that


i didnt say it that was nb


die norms


wasnt me


mom made NOThing


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tried convincing mom to buy pizza hut but she wouldnt


hate pokeflip


can NOT believe they would release caster saber but NOT saber riding a banana


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