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 No.1113218[Last 100 Posts]


its gotta be this one


gonno start posting here already


its a test blog for testers like me


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this one im posting here



love the knight running vid


listening to battlefield 1 music



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p anderson reads the textus receptus every day


gonno lie down and rest a while


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mom woke up but i still have 2 blogs in the fridge and im NOT drunk yet


wait til she goes in her room then grab em and sneaksprint back to the neet den


shes in the living room watching tv and i dont have any laundry to bring up to my room that i can hide the cans in


had to spark ny kyaru flip priconnes gacha


take a shower then hide the cans in the towel


the game is generous so its NOT that bad


charge up on usamin power and get over there and grab your blogs


the towels are all in my closet already might have to wait until she falls asleep and slam them quick in the kitchen


usamin usamin provitamin



had a nap and got left behind




do women like nicholas cage movies


watching pikamee


hell ya


oh shes playing undertale why does anyone like this game


is it actually a game thought it was just a tranny experience


what happens in a tranny experience do you become a tranny or do you experience what its like to be an agp


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i remember your vagina
little cunt in carolina


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gambled and lost mom asked if im ever going to stop being a disgusting loser and grow up


hope you spat some cold blue ribbon in her face and slammed the door to your neetcave


i spent some nights in emergency rooms from portland maine to dallas
many nights we spent in jail but they just cant fucking nail us




no shit


going to sleep dont want to post on hima


got left behinmd


do you guys think himako might become real if we believe hard enough


she roped just in time for the ritual


hope himako liked those 2000+ word emails i sent her


they will be used as evidence


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september release date its getting close


mom woke up while i was grabbing those two blogs rarely speak after cracking more than one or two so she probably knew i was close to sloshed



schizo freak and jc denton profile pic in the comments thats a hard skip


you seein this turt


hope the nice freakbrother is still kicking arse and taking names



why do you keep linking streams that dont begin for hours



ill be asleep when it begins


watching a scholar guide


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proud of that teen for knowing the addams family theme




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i like the addams family


dont think he knew it was the addams family he was just mocking the fat man walking by



this is where my gf is from


in america that song is only played on the addams family tv show or during baseball games never heard of it being used to mock fats




he loved family guy


hate normily guy with a passion


might walk my dogs


family norm is baste


makes me rage harder than always normy


family guy is for people whose mothers smoked and drank while pregant no better indicator of who belongs in a work camp than someone who claims to have been a big family guy fan as a child or teen


been a lot happier ever since i learned to stop raging


if you like family norm you probably remember living in a 400 sq ft trailer when you were younger


ban this raider already


non retards watched south park sorry kid


norm park


blog 15 has been cracked


it looks like the province you start the game in in utawarerumono 2


defiantly going to stop cracking tomorrow


blog puke pass out
i fuckin
do it every night



my dad loves family guy


is he a truck driver


hes absolutely right about the chernozem


wish i was chinese


hope china gets nuked


still comin down outside



wish i could r ape the girl in the life of a japanese student paulo vid


youre one sick puppy


can feel a heartbeat in my right ear NOT sure whats happening to me


would never snap a girl without her signed consent


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just ate one hell of a sandwich


ate a damn fine sandwich myself did you get yours from gs25 too


no i made it myself


ate ramen with a pork chop for breakfast


think there might be only 1 hima user that lives in a country with gs25


what about the vietblog


In fact, people struggling with smiling depression may be at greater risk of self-harm than those suffering from “classic” severe depression. While severely-depressed individuals may contemplate suicide, they often lack the energy to act on those feelings. People with smiling depression, on the other hand, DO have the energy and the ability to plan and follow through with desperate acts.



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never heard of smiling depression


too low energy to rope


it means being a norman with fried dopamine receptors


hope we all die in our sleep tonight see you bros on the mansion green


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kanatas weird femoral angle


mom made scrambled eggs and garlic toast



hate apex tubers


your gonno love the vtuber apex tournament




fighting zenos shinryu



mroning hima



female neighbour is crying got a bone


you are


threw away my incel glasses got my raybans now


mismatched voice


can i get a haachama


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haachama chamaaaa


paste jeff



stop posting that ugly norm


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just watch it and enjoy the pack openings



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weird pissing anatomy


ooog and pisss


mindblowing girls dont have a penis to piss from


crazy female neighbour is screaming and cursing


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wish i was her



watame kojo


nice prostitutes


gaming hard here hima


piss stains


tank yu for waochen dagenerates guys


himasugi dot blog


never played uno


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turns out the problem was minorities all along


its NOT


my shite was bloody flippin red




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is anyone still watching varg or stefan havent even bothered bitchute is terrible


whats wrong with her


moms ordering za but i might have to answer the door in greaseneet mode because shes leaving


should i get papa johns for dinner tonight



die wagenorms


NOT confirmed yet but when has forbes ever been wrong




had to answer the door signed the receipt in my tardscratch handwriting


thats a contributor article NOT an forbes staff article


when are dependents getting free money




usamin usamin


never manbaby


gonno have full blood work done hima cant wait for my test test result


is a poz test included in that




gonno fire up the remus guide



spilled blog on my keyboard last night its barely usable just cleaned it like a week ago too


sigh its over


lost my fgo login streak


my brother got a corona test today hima might be the beginning of the end told him to stop going too the gym he wouldnt listen


cant believe being a hikkineet wasnt enough for me to inherit the earth always had to worry about my norm siblings ruining everything


hate bro hate sis


you dont understand its better to die jacked than to live as a twig


gonno tell mom to stock up on orange juice





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was wondering why my neck is sore then remembered i was headbanging




forgot i had a demonoid account


woke up hiya hima


only have two slices of bread left should i make turkey and cheese or tuna on toast






sigh cant make vivaldi work exactly like it does on linux feel like a setting is missing



making a big chili hima but its cincinati style this time


what about the omega 3 in tuna needed to patch up the holes in my brain


wow im flipping stupid its exactly the same on my other laptop


fire up opera gx


this summer event has too much reading


did na get summer bb yet



hate firefox hate palemoon hate iceweasel hate opera hate chrome hate ungoogled chromium hate waterfox hate iridium hate vivaldi hate


couldnt even finish shadow of chernobyl it was too boring


dont post blormpf cant handle thinking anymore about the elites and their planned demolition of american values


trump is saving your american values tard


no im saving some quartz for bb


didnt realize he was on the thumb hes irrelevant to the video anyways


hes only active on twitter


firing up world of tank


how is he saving my american values he cant even control the niggers or keep the world economy from collapsing from the common cold


love bb got her bond maxed


hope you have the miku garage





wish i had simps pay me thousands of dollars to go get flipped by hot chavs abroad




i think its time to retire from the rat race and move here hima maybe we can set up our own little mansion


you have to have a wife


nice tardswing at 2:35 hehe





got my peat moss but still cant really do anything because i have NOThing to add to it



watching this again


what time is the stream


should i get a papa johns pizza or two mcdoubles and fries for dinner


how about a nice boiled chicken breast and steamed vegetables


what a banger


would rather starve than eat that gross crap


die pro golfer


get all my news from their youtube channel


kboard is clean


ate two big ass beef sandwich


mom forgot to get aNOTher jar of spaghetti sauce groan plain noodles with butter is barely worth the effort of chewing


you should fry them if theres no sauce


she had the news on again ruined my flipping appetite told her she was eating alone tonight


eating a hot and ready


garlic and oil


always lived in an eat alone family


what about prayer


never understood why norms want to sit around watching one aNOTher chew things


same hate being observed eating or watching others eat



hate being forced to sit quietly at the table while norms make small talk unable to enjoy my food and eating as fast as possible to excuse myself started taking my dinner to my room in middle school


i wonder what makes someone a freak instead of becoming a norm that enjoys eating with others


just usual practice really if you eat with others youll get used to it


norms dont enjoy eating with others dont they all just use their smartphones in silence while eating


only a single mom cel would say something like that


think thats just what college schedules do to young people these days


what the flip is pickleball


but they dont eat alone they do that in restaurants and at their dinner tables


meant that 2 to 10 years in college just makes that practice routine to the point they bring it elsewhere


norms our age and older do this its NOT just some teenhabit


never seen a nonteen do that


hate when mom is dealing with a cashier or something and shes fumbling with her phone and i have to tell her to pay attention


kirakira daiamondo




holy flip





sigh shes so brave


intel is finished



love incel
theyre just like me
people overly obsess over intel and amd when tsm is making all the money


tsm is paste



went down and ate with mom anyway dont like it but what can you do


closed when she says she defected because she couldnt show off her tits or dye her hair


paste women



gonno make a nice chargrilled pork chop sandwich and put some of this on it



going to defect to nk later norms


mindblowing that there are no cels in north korea


theyre all 5'3



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wish the state would find me a gf


ya youd get a nice complimentary 280 lb methhead gf


methheads are NOT fat


NOT familiar with drug usage


would try smoking meth if i found it on the ground or something and couldnt get more


NOThing like smoking meth from the gutter


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when are they gonno finish the delayed shows


that one gets a new episode in 4 or 5 days


regret spermed and made a mess


love regretsperming after a nice shotajo


should i watch this



might need a little meth so i can get my two remaining functional dopamine receptors to kick on



finna game


im playing aoe3


fire up the stream


fire up a trackmania stream


hope you mates did the dq event before it ends in 3 days


going to stream some asmr


the what


youtube is just a more retarded version of cable tv



sick of you posting about this game without ever streaming it


gonno take a little snoozey


sick of you begging


im a beggar i beg


thoroughly degreased had more scalp chunks than usual so i scrubbed my scalp raw shampoo burned it something fierce now im gonno kick back and game


youre supposed to no poo


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no choice but to poo after a week of grease buildup


your scalp is greasing more than it should because of the poo


hair doesnt start getting groace until 3 or 4 days in might be able to get away with NOT pooing if i showered every 2 days but thats too much of a hassle


might bathe its been like a week need to scrub my head down so long hairs stop falling out all over my desk and getting stuck to my headphones


paste fubuki trying to slurp chad


got tricked into thinking you need to pour chemicals on your head every day


if you werent supposed to clean yourself we wouldnt humanity went from thousands of years of living like animals to cleaning themselves as soon as we started producing soap its NOT a coincidence


im shedding like a flipping dog here


soaps made from whale blubber and scented plants is different from a chemical concoction produced in a lab


you can get a chloride and sulfate free shampoo from amazon


or i could NOT poo


who are these low status male vtubers




gonno have some more za with a nice chalky antacid


gamed hard today




time to charge up on some usamin power and kick back


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havin a nice pepperoni papa johns pizza right now


hope you didnt use that disgusting garlic sauce


hope mom gets aNOTher frozen pizza the next time she goes to the store


i threw it away


good that stuff is gods damned vile


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had burger king for dinner


hate their fries


was going to post that vid a week ago but didnt want to get called a teen


well are you a teen


only eat at the s-tier fast food places and NOT more than once a month


sure you do




havent had fast food in months could probably go the rest of my life without eating it more than once or twice a year



time to order that nice fofofo plus frostie


drawing a bath


what the flip rin is supposed to be straight


any sexy pokemons


did absolutely NOThing today






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done guarding dont have to work til monday crackin the blogs pourin the whisky


sexy pokemons





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caught a glimpse of my brother in his room hes wearing a blankey think hes been running fever all day NOT looking good feel bad for him but NOThing i can do but quickly avert my gaze


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its over youre infected now


fou is a sexy pokemon how come mash never caught any other pokemon


hes NOThing but a beast


rounge premium rounge


took some sausages out of the freezer hope they thaw soon


why dont they invent a way to make frozen foods NOT taste like shite


theyre fine


dont ever buy frozen food dont see what the appeal of shite like bagel bites and hot pockets is


are you sure you dont see the appeal of food loaded with fat sugar and salt and cooks in the microwave


it tastes disgusting


what are you some kinda snob


it tastes fine for how easy it is


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love a good hungry man


simply have the live in maid cook you up something what the flip


mom didnt let me eat that much junk food as a kid so i have much higher opinion of it than poors who were too stupid or lazy to eat anything but



youll be dreaming of tv dinners when youre stuck in a coronacamp eating dogfood rations


cant wait till they start forcibly quarantining the norms


love sensitivity raging every time someone eats a popsicle in an anime



love chewing on a nice popsicle


wish i could live in the woods far away from everything but i cant figure out how those people generate enough money to eat


they collect royalties from their old band and sell books on amazon


gonno write a himasugi survival guide


ironic that you have to be successful first just to isolate yourself from the norms and be as self sufficient as possible but it still isnt enough


hate how every part of the planet has been discovered by some norm already couldve been an adventurer


hb gonno watch


you can explore the vast wilds of eorzea


nah varg already talked about that


varg is a welfare queen


practicing my pogchamp


wish i had a rich relative that would die and leave me money so i could build a cabin and come into town once a month


its NOT that great


god damn it moms sleeping on the couch tonight was looking forward to cracking some blogs and cooking those sausages this is awful hima




hate sausages and blogs


i wake up wait all day for mom to go to bed and now this doesnt she know the night is my domain


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entering deltascape v1.0


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raged and went to the kitchen anyway mom had gone back into her room so i chucked some blogs in the freezer and fired up those sausages


rains holdin up a little think its gonno come later gonno head to the mountain in a bit for a rainy darkhike


might boil some potatoes too and throw some onion in with the sausages


so sloppy compared to a nice japanese filet


die weeb


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entering deltascape v2.0


already in hellscape





woke up in a genocidal mood


sausages and potatoes are done almost dropped the pot of boiling water onto my feet but didnt


sneaking in a choclate milk when mom sends me on grocery trips is the best life hack ive found in a while




mindblowing that something that tastes as good as a potato isnt man made


theyve been selectively bred


how do they plant potatoes if theres no seeds in them


potatoes were the original tubers


love potatoes love hidamari stew


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got a new mask






woke up cleaned the house


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its almost time hima


time for what i dont want to watch


whats that


i dont get it


glad i lived long enough to see the extinction of mankind


glad i lived long enough to game


guess its time for a nice ljo




thats immoral



i remember when that guy was popular for all of 3 months


im a gamer i game


called mom shes bringing home the wine its been a week hima couldnt hold on any longer


hell ya uncork that sucker


im ready to be uncorked from the simulation


NOT me too many good games to play


my dicks gonno be uncorking your ass if you arent careful


sigh got really sunny dont think its gonno rain guess ill go to the mountain aNOTher day


rained all day here




dont know what the weather is like anymore keep the ac so cold i have to wear a sweatshirt and long pants


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love hearing foreigners with gay accents complain about orange man and america


what do you love about it


nice its chink propaganda too glad i have adblock and adnauseam installed get flipped communist


mindblowing that other mothers would take their kids to the park or fun centers or just to other kids houses meanwhile my single mother just sat me in front of a tv and called it a day


the shadow men are taunting me again


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china is beautiful


mom did all that with me and im going to be a 30 year old neetcel in a few years


nah youre just a late bloomer


fell for the elderly wisdom meme until i came to realize most of them really are complete idiots at best and generally terrible people like gran at worst


learned that too bet granny bowles had it coming


when will you accept that compared to most other posters you are a total success by norm standards


success among himasugi posters


no i mean average norms


no one here would ever be considered successful among norms NOT even our star players like onseki
coby was our only hope but he abandoned us


NOT up to your eyeballs in debt NOT paying child support NOT addicted to nicotine alcohol prostitutes etc tons of money in savings a degree and a job most men 15+ years older than you cant cross off most of those


sounds like a pretty boring person
is this what a non is


life is boring for everyone they just dont realize it


how do norms keep falling for the debt meme


by having friends or a kid or a gf or needing a car to get to a job or needing a place to live


love financing a new smartphone every 6 months


youre on the outside looking in dont like norms but i can understand why they do what they do


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im paste im paste im paste im motherflippin paste


farming epic odin gear



raging cleaned my keyboard hours ago and all the keys were fine now some of them are sticking again


shoulda got a filco


thinkin about women


pikamee made a reference its about jojo its an anime that i watched but she watched it but shes a girl so i watched the same thing as her.


big bro loves the jojo anime


trying to figure out how to relax my face


have you considered depressant drugs


i can sort of do it manually if i try for a while face feels really sore hehe crazy to think im constantly flexing all my face muscles even in my sleep guessings its the root of why i look so autistic


nice alpha male




ars needs her hood back her haid is too big like that




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put it away you gross little bitch nobody wants to see that



lovely pitkitty


did shadowlands beta keys with big brother last night


hope you were playing a sexy vulpera


feel bad that my favorite wow races are void elf and goblin because i think their movement abilities are cool


keep hearing the lol ok lol ok webm in my head


can only hear cham


bitch foid said i was wrong and even used exclamation marks so i went around her and asked the customer myself and she was indeed the one who was wrong need to craft a reply all email with just the right about of snark


thats sexual harassment


love watching a vfoid gush over how she loves a chad video game character in real time because of his biacromial diameter and paying her a membership fee for the privilege




i hate that tuber she moves and looks like bigbird


youre autoraging





think a demon showed me dreams of being betrayed by mom and mistreated by norms last night



vicious chink doesnt even ikejime


she tried to play it off like the woman told her a different frame on the phone yeah ok foid

she also took the time to mention her bachelors degree again today she must have just gotten it within the past few years no one is going to care about a degree in foidism otherwise


watching ange


the god damned turks


raging hard at pso2 ng


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owned that grindnorm


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flashback to pe and the ball hitting my nose sigh




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gonno relax


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the mansion



dont click


every night in the mansion is gonno be like this


hope theres no cameras in the mansion


how will we be safe without cameras


iq has NOThing to do with it


chuckled riding back home remembering the soy mask


gonno write a will


no one mentioned iq


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post it


im smart but lazy


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flicked a fly dead


damn good games max payne damn good


max is just like me


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NOT a fan of shimapan


drinking a nice kirin fire oneday




new rudy


dont care about rudy box openings


its his only good content



bored bored bored


paste amd at 68/share


almost raged but didnt


what happened


saw a dumb post


oh that happens


ready perfectly


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he cant keep getting away with it


love a nice fsnap


summer sale is going on the epic game store whats everyone buying


im a gamer i game i game i game i game i game i game i game


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need anatomy guys opinion on this





hell ya


my 08/14 80c amd are printing


die investinorm


im a simp i simp



mom sounded pissed that i was still in bed


why should anyone be forced to get out of bed its the most comfortable and safe place


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bed is for sleeping and flipping and NOThing else


how did people flip before beds were invented


think its because i left a bunch of dirty dishes in the sink last night after making that food


have the house to myself


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guess ill jerk it


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need additional usamin power


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removed these keyboard keys and cleaned them at least three times now and theyre still flipping sticking i even cleaned the membrane why does god hate me


its over


you need to clean them with alcohol to remove the stickiness


mom bought chicken souvlaki hb




rolled for helena and lost


sigh helena


thinking about nobbu


just had a big sperm and nap snooze and sweated hard


gonno join the leanfire movement




sipping on lean


farming rocks


love a good 16 hour rock click session


hell ya


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didnt know what lean was until now


moms getting subs after i said my friends mom always got him subs hehe


love talking to mom about my friend that got arrested for child snap


no dont talk a bout those things with mom


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hell yeah sippin on that lean sippin on that pissssssssssssssssss






god damn it no it jumped without me


subs are here i repeat mom has the subs


is it blt subs



italien blts


how much are you guys invested in amd


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gonno jam


hell yeah



the mask cant hide his features


hes handsome


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drinking a san pellegrino


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dont be surprised if i start mass purging these reposts


better a purged repost than a norm after he gets off work


well youre stuck with both so get used to it


no one even posts during the day anymore the regulars during those hours left


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tried one of these last year and it tasted like lemon flavored hose water


im still here because i have nowhere else to go


have to drop a few webm reposts to keep himas life support working during the dead hours


its just plain carbonated mineral water but 300% higher cost in a funny bottle


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vtubers are officially based and otacooled




i start posting at 2pm


still listening to that shinjuku disco mix what a mix im jamming


tried to fire up the bbq but it was full of mold and rancid fat from the last time i used it and didnt clean it afterwards


sigh disappointed that that pewds vid isnt real


gives it flavor


is there any other jp spinoff with jp posters on it or did they all die


when you think about it jp was only good for a period of time thats multiple years shorter than the spinoffs have been in existence


die norm


just himasugi dot blog my friends are here


i watch all pewds uploads hima cant lie


you should start lying



weird how teens can watch youtube videos posted before they were born


NOThin weird its like me watching a disney vhs on repeat as a shota


nice neglectful parent


just dropped a nowipe neetlog


NOThin better than watching lion king for the seventh time in a day it builds character


gotta love a nice nowipe


you can no wipe everyday if you stop eating frozen food and fast food


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always wipe even if NOThings there to wipe


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what if i only eat meat


then you will shit once a week and it wont matter


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slurp slurp slurp


miss my bro saten metawhiner


ethernet has been dropping out every 5-30 minutes all day




i dont know but its pissing me off


need saten to tell me gamergate news


my shites get worse when i eat vegetables like the norms say i should



tried taking fiber supplements for a few weeks and shat my pants


nice pants shitter


havent watched okayu in a while



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hb shes checkin em


fire up a nice mogu


cant watch the new railgun its so boring and dialog heavy


forgot that bbgg airs on fridays


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what was it



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guess ill game because im a gamer and thats what i do i game its as fundamental as that


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im a jerker i jerk


woke up mom made meat pasta




a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z





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hehe from the oekaki stream



nice zog


woke up hiya hima


mom got a pepperoni hnr and some crazy bread hb



mornin are you feeling refreshed




gonno keep it to 5 blogs tonight


ya also got sent a free mousepad with something i ordered which was lucky since i needed a new one


got zero blogs zero whiskey zero wine


walk to the 7-11


havent used a mousepad in nearly a decade






what about your boobpad


screamer god damn it


got a nice asspad myself


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gf keeps taking forever to respond and just saying one word think this might be it


ban this raid teen


i did but onseki removed the perma


sorry thats a lie


the only solution is a new board


only one on hima thats never had a gf


i can be your gf


spat on the floor


cant remember if i was the floorspitter or NOT


you cant just ban freak


cant believe the freak finally went to japan and cashed in his jbw points


id post on a board you made



did they even have time to plan this out or did they throw them up on stage and tell them to wing it because they shuffle around awkwardly and unsynchronized the same way i would if someone told me to dance


phew nice


theres no way thats NOT prerecorded


how does this even work are they backstage or is it just controlled by some modeler


probably shipped them all gear to make it and recorded each separately


how are they having concerts in the middle of gorona


asian countries arent selfish pigs and they listened



mmd is really easy to spot thats 3d capture no reason to NOT pre record it if theyre NOT gonno interact live with chat


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die leaker


equal rights for fat ugly wimin is what i say


its all over the 4


die vnorm


went to vr actually it was first leaked on vp


love going on the 4 and watching foids start to call other foids pickme


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i see theyre making the uzaki guy out to be a chad what happened to loser self insert characters i must insert


die aninorm


i thought uzaki was the name of the bbgg


wish i had a bbgggf


do you guys greet your coworkers every day because i dont






only greeted them back


only greet anyone when im greeted first usually just ignore them and slip by silently


they literally say his full name in the first 20 seconds of the episode


hate norms who can remember the names of characters


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i dont care to remember the names of real life people why would i remember thousands of cartoon names


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shes got the monster condoms


thought you were watching it in real time


wonder how guys with small penises go about buying condoms


they dont have to for the obvious reason



im 180cm


love how in america 6' is the manlet cutoff but everywhere else in the world its 180cm just because those are both nice even numbers


need monster condoms for my magnum dong



in white countries 180cm makes you a midget


never realized there were power ranger otaku


moms making me join the bowling team to make friends with men


same except after doing that for a bit i rarely get greeted anymore


sigh men used to have so many outlets now if you arent an alpha youve probably spent your entire life locked in your room in front of a computer


completely forgot about railgun


love stepping out of my office and having my theme play and having the norms quickly dart out of my path


wish i had an office


you are one of the norms


i stand above normkind


might be time for a little hair o the blog


A girl hiding in a bathroom with two teachers told police that she heard a boy in the classroom screaming, "Help me! I don't want to be here!" to which Lanza responded, "Well, you're here," followed by more hammering sounds.[60]
sigh he was so badass


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just aNOTher victim of single motherhood


paste ddr kid


might fire up the frozen pizza mom bought today


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nice dadbrag


he had to email to contact him


thats because he knew adam would prefer email to phone or whatever just like everyone here probably would


he only contacted his mom through email too a lot of these guys like him and elliot just werent abused enough as children and allowed to act like complete freaks from a young age


would prefer phone so they cant read my tard writing over and over again


his parents didnt divorce until he was 17


unplugged the phone in my office and make everyone else deal with the calls and then they email me what they need its manbaby protocol


im manbaby


ranted to mom for hours


only use snapchat to contact mom so she cant keep a record of my messages


love sending mom a morning snap of my abs




used to get over 18 calls on average during 2019 first one always at 9:05 cornteen saved me


was pretty sociable with mom tonight after cracking some blogs


dont like being reminded that others probably perceive me as being retarded


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feeling the gamer neck


do you have gamer skull too


wonder if funnelneck gets gamer neck


can feel the dent


mewing hard


think ive got tank autism




miss old tanks


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norming hard you mean


nice 1


die and go back there






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oooog and pisssssss


missed my chance to get the only septs hima will see in 5 years


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tried to watch some cable tardlaughed hard apparently theyre putting cardboard cutouts in the stands for baseball games now


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what are we going to do hima


2 minutes give me one gods damned reason i should watch that shite


because its more important than your work simulators and smut


end our lives as soon as things have gone too far


hope the sports teams all collapse financially and the norms all rope because of it


die conspiracynorm


dont care either way there are about 2 whites on any sports team that isnt hockey


skipped that video


do europeans really just have streets made of stones like ancient times


cant wait for 6g to wipe out all insects and 7g to end humanity ill finally be able to get a post apocalyptic lgf


she wont have eyes


why would you rebuild roads


NOT true


why are black men so powerful


mindblowing that the norms are destroying the planet just so they can look at 32kb low res pics on instagram slightly faster


they arent


they are destroying the planet norman


cities are already environmental hell it doesnt matter 5g has no range so it will only be available in urban areas


what does 5g have to do with anything



they even reversed mlb on the pitchers mound what the flip do niggers even watch baseball thought it was only hispanics and men 60 years and older


got no respect for team sports only like one on one sports like chess or boxing


thought normphones were the biggest source of harmful waste now


first time ive seen any of this dysoptian bullshite firsthand thought everyone was exaggerating its over hima


china is the biggest source of harmful waste


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its gonno be ok


NOT that it matters norms throwing out their year old iphone for the new one thats 0.03% faster is no different from technorms ooging over the latest piece of sand benchmarks



who cares about birds what are they good for anyways


pretty cool that we get to witness the end times


how much worse will 2021 be


its NOT cool at all


theres a 5g tower outside my window


mom took the chinkpill


its over


curling and f1 are fun team sports to watch


think about it you could have lived during any other point in history and simply lived a boring life on your homestead with your wife and 12 kids but instead you get to actually witness the breakdown of it all


the hima mansion will be inna woods dont worry


does f1 really count


id have become a monk or shaman or something like that


a team is a team


would rather have a nice wife to sperm in whenever i want


only want a lwife



theres no i in team



all of these things are positives


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cant believe theyre NOT translating pricon while the irons hot sigh


refuse to open images with a watermark


women are even more annoying when theyre drunk even though thats the only time theyve ever been nice to me


women own


gonno get drunk and start farting


vommed again NOT sure why nowhere near drunk yet maybe i ate too fast


thanks to my single mother i cant stand being around someone intoxicated nor can i really enjoy drinking myself


love drinking


a vom used to keep me down for the rest of the night now i rinse me mouth out with a blog and simply fire up some more food


wouldnt mind a nice drinking party with my himabros



nice boomer comment section


dont want to be drinking with a bunch of horndogs


whats the worst that could happen


made a nice pb&s with a cup of cream soda


hell yeah love a nice peanut butter and shite


NOThin shite about sugar


anyone tried worshiping satan



satanism is for lazy tards now that the norms made atheism and acting like a chimp popular


ok well are there any outer gods or demons to worship in return for stat buffs


i worship women


hate normgu




what sort of buffs do women give you


its mostly debuffs


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love this one


filled the dough full of garlic for todays bread with great results


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owned the demiurge by removing my penis



bet seki skipped school to buy that game on the day it came out sigh



scary vid dont open



why ban


ya that was uncalled for


raging at himmelsdorf


we all know this site has been under constant police surveillance for years since the admin got arrested for fsnapping the entire newborn ward let the people post what they want


they dont know about .blog



hate actual retards


im actual retard


NOT if youve been posting here for years


hate oldfags


ordered a case of blogs


what kind


how would that prove someone isnt a tard


7% cider


you should be close to 30 by now if NOT older



didnt know 30 year olds cant be tards


what the fuck


might have to crack a few more knowing a bunch of 22 year old dipeteens are reading all of my posts


that was just a lie im 33


i was going to keeping cracking either way


you didnt take 2020 warnings seriously


just turned 26 a couple of weeks ago


im black


niggasugi dot blog



im asian


im chink


mindblowing that every girl i ever saw at school had a pussyhole waiting to be flipped


thats NOT true


what about the ones who had penises


there was a tranny in one of my gym classes we all called him a faggot and made sure to never undress in front of it hope its dead


thats mean


die bigot


get aids and die you freaks


do norms really think it would play out like this in reality


hate norms hate raidteens


need to get the 17 round hollowpoint neetdump


never seen a tranny irl hope i never do


what if you have but it was too convincing for you to tell


when will the norms start fighting for ped rights


wanted to go to bed early tonight but theres one blog left in the fridge


going to bed early because hima 8 hours from now is better


if i start getting up early again youll just say that daytime hima is bad


should i level my warrior or my gunblader


well maybe you make it bad then



like gunblader but hate tanking


why do you hate it


im a follower


cant wait to play some halo infinite with turt


oyashiro-sama end me now


oyashiro sama isnt real


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dont ever post that again


sigh hidamari stew has broccoli


wish apex legends had a solo mode


i love you satoko


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might rewatch madoka


got spoiled back when it was airing and never watched it


dont remember there being anything to spoil




the only episode you can spoil is the third


what about the part where homuhas a time traveller


dont remember that part but wasnt it already done in haruhi


sigh nagato



head is itching something fierce


spent a few weeks popping opioids and watching anime all day what a great time that was


sun is rising hima


its only 5 am its still dark


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miss being a teen and thinking staying up until 2 or 3 am was late


you need a relife


when will i be able to chip my brain and use the internet while wallstaring


breakfast time hima


look you can see her bare leg


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sigh wish i was her




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time for snoozey


its time to wake up


no im about to go to bed you all should too


shitting myself


bought a fatsuit


nice pso3


woke up mom bought breakfast sandwiches



its time for a big coffee


love drinking a nice sugarwater just before bed and having a blood curdling sugarnightmare


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i feel dead hima i think i died


NOThing like a good postdeath blog before rigor mortis sets in


had a nightmare last night that i had to post on hima with that minilaptop


new mouse is too slow never had to set dpi before


had a dream last night sis friends were trying to steal my honor and dignity but i protected it


the mouse guy



simply get a bigger mousepad


love the full desk mousepad thought it was a meme





how does getting a big mousepad help you would still have to move it a lot


died and autoraged


what were you gaming gamer


i wasnt gaming


poe ran a t14 nemesis map with triple damage mods and got one shot


get back in there and try it again


oog me die to dice roll


finished it trying to unlock favorite slots


hellllll yaaa


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pikamee is gonno rip and tear at 8 pm


is she a beyblade


no shes a doom guy


dislike doom


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gonno get a rich gf to drive me around in a fast car


woke up hi


you cant dislike doom its a game for gamers



might game might NOT game simple as that the pink dog


cant stop listening to those disco compilations


post em



shite straight to the radio pop music everything sounds the same


go to hell neetblog


gth nb


die norms


miss living in tokyo and doing cocaine off the dash of my 911 with a rolled up 10k yen bill before going to the company sponsored orgy


what you said


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just a norm dont read it


weird arm anatomy


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NOT big enough


coco learning riichi mahjong for the first time gonno watch


thats a skip


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sexy senko sexy shion navel


what happened to the hosexy ladyve goth sexy lady


had a boss black


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cant believe shes a virg while the dog girl has had half a dozen bfs


the pink girl



as you fish my doggo


watch a nice manly vtuber instead


cant interact with men either


luna is gods damned annoying


no shes NOT


guess ill shower and go for a walk flip the norms and flip the sun


dont forget your mask


got my mask my hand sanitizer my lucky charm the emergency phone my wallet and a bottle of water for this expedition


and milky holmes tshirt


belching hard



what about your gods damned goggles you fool you can catch the virus from the mucous membrane on your eyes a mask isnt enough and wheres your flipping gloves its too late in the game to be making mistakes like this


i dont own goggles or gloves though im heading out now


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have a panic attack every time i leave the house




goggles check mask check gloves check hand sanitizer check ziplock bagged wallet and phone check ready to go


time to eat a big burrito



had some disturbed dreams


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you are clear to proceed gamer 6 i repeat you are clear for liftoff god speed


ground control to major blog


having a bottle of piNOT noir at a vineyard hima


thats one of the most norm things anyone has ever posted


hope you mean wineport


never forget the time i got to share a bottle of petit verdot with the otamin watching the tuscan sun set over the fertile hills of his villa


NOThing norm about a nice vintage


the wine has overwhelmed my palate need to scrounge up a bit of curd


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ahh the french


love that memory


theres a jazz band above me but theyre just vamping they wont flipping play


need my aura cleansed


winefoids behind me are yapping about board games


maybe they fancy a flip in the bathroom


too much cawfee gonno shart


grabbed a brie they took my table and theyre still talking about board games


band finally started some fusion crap


how many bottles are you in


is this gaysuz


NOThing like picking up some gilfs with my himabros at the local vineyard


half a bottle in only having one ive got to drive and no I’m NOT in mexifornia


love going to vineyards to sit by myself and sample alcohols


make sure you dont have winetooth


went to the job agency with mom back when the economy was rough and the job man tried flirting with my mom and through that tried offering me a job at a vineyard doing tours he said all you have to do is talk and anyone can talk


what's going on bros


fired up a coffee


the brie is staying cooler than the wine in this godsdamned heat


make it a spicy shisito coffee


no its nospice


finished my bottle gotta find somewhere to sober up


found a tree to sit beneath


band is playing a jazz fusion rendition of hotel california


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ask them to play freebird


one hour is just a warm up im a gods damned gamer


NOT drunk enough


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why did this never happen to me


girls dont wear skirts anymore


tell them to die then join them norm


ants are crawling on me as i sit under this tree


dont understand the point of skirts is it to air out the stinky kitty




wish i was allowed to air out a stinky bone


its for discreet quickflips



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found a bluegrass band bought a second bottle after all flip it


gonno play some trackmania


mom said there were a bunch of browns playing soccer and yelling at the park


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back from my expedition i went to superstore and i went to walmart and i had a burger at triple os


mom and i went to the park to collect branches dried stalks and some rocks i burned a bit of the stalk and added that to my soil


hell ya


might have a nice afternoon jo


got a triple and almost choked on it like usual


heck ya


remembered part of my dream that i was about to jo and my bone was normal but when i looked down again the sides of the head were rubbed down to the flesh and it was rectangular


had a nightmare that i was circumcised


had that one too close to 28 years ago havent woken up yet



tryin to finish this second bottle sweating like a pig even though the temperature dropped 20 degrees


might learn how to play shogi might NOT learn how to play shogi




NOT falling for that


im at work im posting it so i can download them at home


a chad lite asked me for ab advice


that was me


dads going to the store asked for blogs


is he getting rolling rock




i didnt deserve a dad


flip you dadmog never even seen a picture of my dad


sorry must have been hard



none exist


got yelled at by dad last week


as far as hes concerned you could have ended up a successful alpha male


same all mom gave me was the name of who it probably was and even though ive confirmed the existence of him he has zero online presence


uh why wouldnt mom know who your father is


because single mothers are whores


she a ho


hate norms


love how my life and the immense amount of suffering it generated is NOThing more than the end result of a retard slut and some lucky incel classic demiurge simply classic


same sigh


please stop i dont need this today


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i heard the father tried using that video to get custody back but wasnt successful


how is that NOT sufficient for securing custody of your child


because america loves niggers and worships women


why do niggers dress so retardedly they look like they belong in a pirates of the caribbean movie




its peacocking
your moms tax dollars paid for it


you are the norms


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just picked up a cockroach with a cup and a piece of paper like in anime then i threw it in the toilet and pissed all over it before flushing with extreme prejudice


the vtuber spamnorm is awake


should have sealed it in a bag to be terminated by the sun


love freezing a bug with an upside down can of compressed air


ill do that next time any other fun ways to kill cockroaches


you are the norm here


nah flip you norm go back there


uhh no u


go back to discord


heres your thread stupid faggot now stay there


go back to discord


make me bitch


screamer asshole



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sitting in the car trying to sober up got 2 hours til this place closes shouldnt have gone for bottle 2


eat something stupid


what are some stupid foods


anything eaten with hands


NOThing stupider than pizza is the staple food of brainlets


hate drunks so much


cheapest food here is 14 bucks and ive already spent like 80 bucks and theres a sheriffs suv right outside the exit im just gonno sit and listen to fm radio


get out of the car you can be arrested for dui just being in the car


NOT if youre in the backseat with the keys NOT in the ignition


that happened to my cousin


simply say its your temporary domicile NOT a vehicle


it doesnt matter


unlikely to happen and theres nowhere on the premises to be under ac and i put the parking brake on to justify my intentions if i end up in jail ill let you know


if they have a trap at the entrance for people leaving why would they enter the property to check the cars they wont even pull over 90% of the people leaving


how are you at a vineyard


paste skipper


i drove to it


i read it earlier i just dont understand how anyone on hima could be at one


are cels NOT allowed in vineyards


i started my real life was a 10 years neet 6 months ago


the hima mansion is on a vineyard


took 29 years to come out of the womb


ill tell you guys when i end up neet again


he flipping made it


thought everyone started their real life this year


theres no way youre anything but a regular old norm


cant believe nb made it and now spends his weekends being wined and dined alongside the financial elite



nb is NOThing but an oaf


didnt sleep and now i cant remember if its today yesterday or tomorrow


just look at the date


love tarding out and reversing years of delayed development mental illness and isolation in a few months


the hima mansion shall be in sparta


cracked open a cold one eatin some cheese as well


its easy


its impossible


all you have to do is lift


NOThing reverse i sat on a bench at a vineyard for 5 hours looking cel and now im in a car hoping to NOT get arrested and the only reason i can do it is the doc gave me benzos


what the hell she just wins a round immediately after the tutorial and i still havent figured out how to play the game after weeks


her iq is higher than yours


shes a genius


cant believe this


its over


why are girls so smart


how drunk do you have to get for that


thought estrogen was important for brain development


so what the flip is the point i can drink myself into a stupor at home without needing to take downers as well


gonno briskly walk past mom in the living room to procure a bounty from the kitchen then haul it back to the lair and watch anime


hope you are NOT taking benzos daily


love being a 28 year old manbaby that has to gulp a handful of benzodiazepines just to appear halfway functional around members of my own species


always think im being subtle when i take those but mom comments on it being obvious later


bought a mac


hope its a nice mac pro with pro display xdr


youll live longer drinking and smoking cigs every day to cope than taking those


mom bought turkey bacon clubs


why would i want to live longer


you never know when your real life starts


once youve crossed over into 30 and beyond its over


bad choice of words you can abuse both of those things much longer without having problems than pharmacutical downers




always end up doing dumb stuff after gulping down a nice handful of manbaby pills


like I said when its over ill let you know


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weird anatomy


finished my first cold one enough to get me drunk


do you consider drunk self awareness of the drug entering your blood


hes a drunk he lacks self awareness


love being a lightweight that can get buzzed pretty good on a single 5% alcohol brew


listening to the gaius speech for the 150th time


have to drink at least 180ml of whiskey to get anywhere


would give up eorzea to gaius


hes a nig


sigh gaius is so cool


might have a nice explosive outburst of rage


make sure to take some pharmaceuticals first


wonder if black goku was inspired by venom


my ninja is now level 70


went down to get some dinner mom had just finished eating so i sat at the table thinking she would leave but she just sat there talking to me the whole time that was rough


kept commenting on my facepubes think she was trying to compliment me and boost my ego but it had the opposite effect




hate when mom says im handsome


NOThing makes a parent prouder than seeing their late 20s neetson is able to grow a patchy neckbeard


played some brigador


might try NOT shaving again didnt get past the 4 week mark last time


more rudy today hooooooooo boy


made it home from the vineyard still NOT sober


beauford got your plates


mindblowing how many people drive drunk or on other drugs i didnt even know it was taboo until i was in my teens


mom literally wouldnt go on a drive without mixing up a drink for the road


mom bought pizza and donuts


nice pikamee


my runecrafting level is now 68



only 4 blogs left


on my third blog


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wish i was him





saved it from a japanese website



woke up hiya NOT feelin so good


why did the naruto guy make a whole country populated by nigger men and nordic women


you need an espresso martini


hope someone hires these guys to play the high society mansion parties


waiting warmly for the doom stream






mom made egg burritos


is it quail eggs




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onseki do something


thats NOT a webm file


only 9 more hours to jo


le fishe


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mindblowing that i can hate every character in a show but somehow the sao people did it


new garupa pico


yeah it was made for norms so that shouldnt come as a surprise


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whats an anime made for non norms


hidamari sketch


anime is norm



boku no pico


dog days


wheres the fishing cat to retrieve this tub carp





would love to filet a fish


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sigh beat smtiv years ago but now i cant even get through the first stratum of naraku


what about the sexy fairies


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100% english chat pity viewers for that whore


love towa


cracked a refreshing watermelon lager


stop drinking fruit beers


give me one gods damned reason




squish that cat into a gods damned cage


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die cager



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dont like thinking about naruto dont like going back to the 2000s


naruto flipping pinched dont know why id marathon it back in 2004


if we were conscripted we wouldnt be manbabies


doubt it we would just be better worker ants


id still be a gamer


im neet ant


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chest pain its the corona


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im less admirable than an ant




new game dungeon


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knew you were lying


you bastard


love ross love games love dungeons


want to be absorbed by aoba and turn her incel



die incel


crying hima pikamee is about to play doom


why are you crying


its gonno be magical


its gonno be boring


link that doomer


its starting get in here


im pogchamping




crying its starting


reported it