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dont get avoiding translating it as tsundere its still a new age term even in japan but i guess both of them fail to fit the setting and character properly


damn fine waha blog


theres still 7 posts left in the last thread


dont want to wait any more for the other thread


cant handle the anxiety of a new thread



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which one looks the coolest NOT sure which one i should make


there isnt a single non norm chink in existence


got left behind had to finish the other thread


thought for sure that thread would have been finished yesterday


why are they all foids


foids canNOT weird heavy weaponry


i dont know i just found that pic on google


make a nice man model


why are you obsessed with men


only a man can wield those weapons


i see you discovered the flaw in your plan


should i dawn the n95 and head to the liquor store


love risking my life to get alcohol


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healthy young people dont die from kung flu


youre neither of those


holy flip


no one on hima is anywhere near 60


mindlowing that im closer to 40 than 18


the ritual


remember ages ago someone let here it slip that he was in his 40s NOT sure if it was a troll


someone tarded out during the last ritual so instead of going to the anime world we constructed a demonic chink plague


it was
turt is only 30


the ritual cant be completed until pnig is sacrificed



we needed the blood of a virgin but the one who gave the offering was NOT cel


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might crack


mom brought arbys then started on dinner


never tried arbys


sipping coffee #7


all out of caffeinewater


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short torso


love pokies


sipping some single malt highland scotch whisky


cracked open a nice monster sugar free


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scared to touch girls




theyre more afraid of you than you are of them


you mean wield and NOT weird i assume


they might get mad


totoriguy is around 36 now


so what whats a girl gonno do beat you up


i dont know it must be my single mother programming


never learned how to be a man


mindblowing how i have a higher net worth as a worthless smelly hikkineet balding 30 year old gamercel than most people because im NOT drowning in thousands of dollars in debt


wheres the railgun episode


her railgun couldnt shoot the rona


officially have over $20k in the bank i hope everyone else is doing their part to prepare the down payment on the mansion


only have $71 sorry


die norm


how bout the hima condo


only have $10k in the bank


$30071 were getting there


mom has a line of credit


dad and private school werent enough to keep me from being a schizo avoidant schizoid hima wwolf


only have 4k but mom owes me 36k


how does she owe you 36k





you arent getting that money back


i dont care about your money situation i proudly skipped that shite


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arrogant skippers


excuse me maam you seem to have entered the wrong room


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hehe paste


shes horny


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refuse to believe anyone on hima genuinely enjoys watching vfoids


multiple people do discordteen


cant believe ill never feel a boob NOT even my own mother wanted to breastfeed me


hate foid worshiping norms




love how watching a stream is considred worshiping


sis said i look like a nerd


norms are like that


post a pic nerd


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mindidoling that foids consider that a 9/10


think i might mog henri


post a pic amog


henri looks like that 40 year old virg


im 40 year old virg



gran is paying me to drive her car to the beach but the catch is ill be stuck there for the weekend until i can get a ride back


sounds nice


why does your gran want to go to the beach


maybe you can catch some perch while youre there



manstream do NOT click


sigh cant believe pikamee is interacting with a man


you worship the female form




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wish i could play mario 64 but my gpu isnt working properly


turn on your 64


break out the n64



i got a ps1




just got hit by aNOTher masquerade violation hima im flipped



same i got spotted walking outside the sewers


hope you mates preordered vtmb2


sorry i dont play girl games


when does it come out


its natural


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seems like it would hurt


dont open that




why does she have that


open that or youre a bigot


dont give a flip


looks like some weirdo stuffed an angry animal into their dipe


nice norm


the vteen disease has gotten so bad theyre doing 4 figure generals on 4norm we need to ship our vteens there


go back to discord


mindblowing that everyone here used to post on 4chan.org/jp/ regularly


NOT the teens


they now make 90 percent of the posts there might as well just ban touhou and make it a tuber board


cant post sound webms on /jp/


teens loved watching video game streams to start with but now with the vteen fad they feel inclined to flood everywhere else and spamming their female video game streams


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gotta love luna


NOT feeling good hima got in a big argument with mom gonno have to avoid her for a few days again


did she find the bathmate


she wouldnt make a decision and i got mad over it


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hehe thought about posting that


turt on the left


sigh im sorry i hate that feeling but moms like conflict it makes their life feel like a drama shell be over it soon


sigh hate conflict


mindimprisoning that once that guy was arrested we never had aNOTher argue hours


do you mates have anything special planned for moms day


i have to avoid her now


why would i


wks threw temper tantrums because they knew pniggifer would bow to their demands
no point anymore


sb now


love celebrating mom for getting drunk flipped by some ugly retard and having me sliced out of her womb and my genitals mutilated then going on to give me a manic single mother upbringing


now we have a drug addicted norm admin who doesnt even use the site


its over


its better this way


he operates the site more like warosuman than pnig ever did by simply NOT doing anything


if he used it youd just complain over him being a norm at least now you can have your pigpen without being nannied


love wallowing in filth




my arcanist is level 16


onseki coming by to do the bimonthly visit


only female vtubers play that class you need to play something more manly




mindblowing that this is the 4th most intelligent animal on earth


might go for a nice street scream


dont do it youll get masquerade violated


whats wrong with arcanist it lets me heal and have a cute pet


its for girls


hate girls


tired of clicking on rocks tired of wallstaring all thats left is for my real life to begin


is she jiggling her boobies on purpose


no you perv


i dont know it seems pretty intentional


might be the only person on the planet that doesnt worship foids


something wrong with your brain


wince hard at asmr NOT sure how norms enjoy it it makes me uncomfortable


paste cool


i am an existence separate from the norms



dont care about foids or gays or men or anything


dont like the whispering asmr or other objects just the ear rubbing ones


loved how gautama was a royal chad slayer that even had children but then decided to start telling everyone else they should be cel


the norms did this to us


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ankira ankira ankira ankira ankira ankira


woke up NOT feeling too good


shouldnt have drank that scotch feelin shite now


you were supposed to sip it over the course of a few hours


crack it open chug it down its time to game


might level sam next



might rope anyone care to join


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love a good chromatic aberration



mom bought me a teeth whitening kit and told me i had to use it sigh


might be able to get a gf if i whiten my tooth


still get mindblown when i remember that jans do it for free


wouldnt mind being a janitor


gonno earlysnooze


you cant talk about him like that


sigh noel


won an internet argument


do you feel good about yourself




always win my arguments against freak








back from big bros won $8 he wants to play same time again tomorrow flip yea love poker with big bro


i cant tell if youre a mega norm with a job and friends or if you just talk to your brother and hima and youre a real deal truposter


its the pokerblog


watching casino


no jobs no friends bro doesnt care hes the best


thats good to know friend keep enjoying poker with your brother


tuned into this 40 minutes ago and shes still on the same part


haachama is a genius



weird echo


the elite girl


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wonder if these guys busted dickspammer


where do i apply for that job


law enforcement



had a big deep clean shower and shave coffee time


the internet would be a much better place if we cut off third worlders and forced everyone to have an ID to sign on


die chink


just ban all non virgins from the net and it instantly becomes 1000 times better


and cut off everyone thats never seen the ocean those people deserve to die


what if ive never seen snow can i still come


ya thats okay


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the vfoids are evolving


digusting western vfoid


gonno sexy ladyjo and mayhaps kidjo


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hehe love the line about the rotten cum


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NOT even sure why i even bother


whats the alternative


death i guess


too scary


what happens when you die


you dont have to suffer this shite life where you arent treated like other humans


better than NOThin


how come old ancient statues of men all have micropenises


thats normal


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dont look at me like that you little bitch




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how gundou mirei’s response to people being mad about her talking about sex was “why would you even think I’m a virgin I’m in my fucking mid-twenties”



thats the flipping arse animal youre talking to


the vtuber house of cards will fall apart soon once they start getting asked about sex and everyone will go back to virgin seiyuu


legs pulsing weirdly hope i didnt get a gamer clot


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hope she lets roa get flipped


Ange is often called "DT", an abbreviation to "Doutei" which means "Virgin". This is a joke to her overreaction to anything lewd and to her often shy reactions when other livers teased her with sexual innuendos.


eat some raw garlic to fight off the clot



die oceanorm


i saw the ocean it wasnt that great buncha norms were all over it though


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wouldnt mind a robogf


you wont be able to afford one


ill sell a kidney


watched casino




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this is the only ce i have at level 100 hehe think ill do aerial dive next


gth gachanorm


gacha is the polar opposite of norm


nah norms love gambling


hb mom took me to the liquor store its blog time


thought all phone games were gambling simulators and phone games are the most norm games so that places gacha games in the highest tier of norm


love gacha and poker with bro


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love lettuce and ketchup


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korone no


die sexnorm


whats wrong with her belly button


thats how its supposed to look


just fired up shadowbringers


about to hit level 80 think i want to play a different job though


mindblowing that okayu means rice porridge and okayu has rice on her shirt and into and outro


love mogu okayu


mom said never to let anyone look at or touch my private parts but she never told me i was supposed to stop sigh


taken me since release to get to 74 the leveling is so bad


why arent you playing wow classic


dont have a grinding license


looping the monkeys


finished my sixth blog


you can play both


you cant


i already do


you arent supposed to


says who


how did primitive men cut their toenails


they didnt have to they walked barefoot everywhere


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walk barefoot all the time but i still have to cut my nails


same dont ever wear shoes


mindblowing how good 2020 is


you arent walking in the wilds where dinosaurs roamed


thought this was going to finally be the good year but it has somehow managed to be worse and the nightmare hasnt finished yet


its a based year norms got owned anime got cancelled so i dont have to watch 20 things a season whats NOT to like


i walk barefoot outside norm NOT even broken glass can pierce my feet


i go naked outside and use no tools and oog whenever i see a female


only one on hima with a sharpened stick spear thats killed something with it


used to use my nen to hunt he critters of the dark


never get to see daytime eorzea because i play at night sigh


simply become a timecheater


whats the difference between hanging out with a bunch of norms playing cards and hanging out with your norm brother playing cards


dont think norms get together to play cards


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those girls sure loved getting flipped i wonder if he thought he was doing a good thing by snapping all those girls in the desert


normfriend used to invite me to poker night and i always went because of the free normahol and takeout hehe also the poker ended after an hour and we would just game it up for 5 hours after


dont know how to play poker or blackjack or any card games


didnt you play them in games


security camera caught a big coon in the backyard


coon or coon


get out the sharpened stick



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remembering stuff i dont want to remember



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shes live


beards longer than its ever been soon ill be able to cover up my jawline


shes so cute sigh


creep dont film her


with a voice like that you know shes a virgin


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thats how it grows what do you call that style


you can tel a cel recorded this by the reaction of the foid on the left


the cel beard


goombella is so sexy


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oh yeah


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makin poverty pizza


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mind blowing that norms do tech support for free


mindblowing that a discordteen can call someone else a norm with a straight face


sams really fun might main it


Anna Jarvis had originally conceived of Mother’s Day as a day of personal celebration between mothers and families. Her version of the day involved wearing a white carnation as a badge and visiting one’s mother or attending church services. But once Mother’s Day became a national holiday, it was NOT long before florists, card companies and other merchants capitalized on its popularity.

While Jarvis had initially worked with the floral industry to help raise Mother’s Day’s profile, by 1920 she had become disgusted with how the holiday had been commercialized. She outwardly denounced the transformation and urged people to stop buying Mother’s Day flowers, cards and candies.

Jarvis eventually resorted to an open campaign against Mother’s Day profiteers, speaking out against confectioners, florists and even charities. She also launched countless lawsuits against groups that had used the name “Mother’s Day,” eventually spending most of her personal wealth in legal fees. By the time of her death in 1948 Jarvis had disowned the holiday altogether, and even actively lobbied the government to see it removed from the American calendar.
you just cant win in a mans world


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oh neetblog
you must be the funniest guy on the shift





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do futa balls enlarge when they got horny or are they always that big


they enlarge when theyre ripe and full of sperm


learned japanese through osmosis by watching the arse animal


how do you understand her she just mumbles


what do you mean im going to be piss if i learned a language only she understands


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whys she so angry all the time never played fgo


shes incel


im a virgin with rage


im happy for them they didnt follow the trends of first person pew pews and were rewarded in the end for sticking with wholesome games


nah they got lucky there was a pandemic and lockdown going on theyre probably the ones that set it off


woke up need some broth of the bean


sure thing incel fate rewarded them end of story


she cant be saying actual words


think she said something about gaming


shes a gamer


she said she loves the first crack at the start of a long gaming sesh


woke up wheezing


penis lips are swollen and sore what the fuuuuuuuuck


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little baby


jack the nipper


woke up phew



where are her hips


never played undertale is it good


shes NOT of child bearing age


the subtle curves of a shild


ya its fun and the bgm is great despite being western and popular


got the call from big bro were playing poker today


never learned poker


hate how fast she skips the text


by bro i mean fratbrother


played undertale when it came out for a few hours thought it was cute and liked the bgm then never played it again then shortly afterwords the norms


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its NOT her first playthrough she read everything during the first one


the only poker you need to learn is texas hold em thats a real mans game


miss when milk was big in the undertale fandom


she just hops to whichever fandom is most popular at the moment


never replayed a game in my life


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im still a diehard member of the milk fandom


same played it blind got confused when it gained a huge following of norms


woke up cracked a sugar free rockstar its time to game


wako said covid isnt the worst hes right its like the 3rd worst that means its okay


wish i could crack


anyone that thinks covid is bad is unacquainted with suffering




might have a nice longjo


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paste nekoseki


die worshipper


bought a g240 mousepad


get a boobpad


mousepads are a scam


a gamer needs gaming equipment


lets play valorant


my red mage is now level 66


journeying to eorzea now


add karaiw#5277 if you wanna play valorant


gth corporate brainwash


thats a ban


get a huge bone when i embolden then contra sixte and dump 140 black/white mana enchanted moulinet into a big pull then steal aggro from the tank and die


you were the arrogant one the other day


what did you said


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cooking up some pemmican for the voyage


what the flip is pemmican


my friend john townsend will show you


i mean james


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wouldnt mind townsend embeds would watch every single one


no 18th century cooking embeds
instead you will get female youtube personality video game streams


we can have both




love ars


whats to love


i was an embryo before


her voice


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ars is such an angel


ars loves big hot chads railing her vagina with their penises


you only embarrass yourself by telling such boring lies


she says it right here idiot >>1073787


ars is to small id probably kill her with my bone


my bone is barbed


The US recommended daily intake of iodine is 150 micrograms (mcg) per day for most adults, and about twice that for pregnant and nursing women. This level of iodine intake prevents goiter, mental retardation, and all the associated problems with iodine deficiency.


dont think i ever had iodine in my life what foods contain it




put iodized salt in my coffee every day


love picking a nice glob of salty sNOT out my nose and slurping it down


With treated salt's convenient little addition to the Western diet - its integration accelerated by the explosive expansion of fast food outlets, at which table salt's cup doth overflow, one might think we have seen the last of iodine deficiency. Hardly.
Enter "halogen displacement" and the effects of chlorine intake on the body's small reserve of iodine. Table salt, by definition, is mostly "sodium chloride" (what chemists call a "halide" - or a halogen tied to a mineral, making it a "salt" of a halogen). Although bound to sodium, the use of table salt as a delivery vehicle for iodine ironically presents a situation where you ingest far more chlorine, which displaces iodine (as we will see in a moment) than you do the iodine itself.


getting owned hima


hey hima skipped hard for weeks whats up


gonno displace my dick in your ass if youre NOT careful


installed discord


welcome aboard


hop in the front brother


bought a motorcycle a couple days ago and it runs fine after a lot of elbow grease but because of corona i cant even get it titled without paying the chimps at the tag and title place 200% what the dmv would charge


gonno eat lots of tuna and eggs


just got rickrolled


post that rickroll



phone is getting spammed by robot calls from guyana again sigh 240 just today



NOT giving the government my phone number



mogs me


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its ok it mostly gets off by being short enough to constantly change so its kind of like frog factions but you have to buy it id rather have a game that does 1 thing but really new and complex though like dept heaven stuff


i kinda ignored the corona numbers for the last month or so its crazy looking at the numbers now in europe


always tardlaugh at chinas corona numbers theyre NOT even subtle about their lies anymore


gth norm



used 180 kwh of electricity last month


switch to a hand cranked vibrator


why would you install it


i didnt i just wanted to make a funny post


ars is still gaming


installed discord to be more like my hero nb


you dont install it you just use it in browser


gamed hard


im a gamer i game i game i game i game i game


no i installed it


the discordblog


nb forges his own path rather than following the herd


wonder why mom tortured me as a lad by forcing me to ride these things


never been to a theme park never rode on any rides feel like i missed out on one huge dopamine rush


hated roller coasters when i was a kid


go now


its NOT that great


ps4 controller is done charging time to game


ran out of piss bottles


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NOT clicking


paste jared



last time i went to an amusement park i accidentally enjoyed myself more than everyone else because it was a rare thing for me some girl asked me if i was having fun as she strapped me into the machine


were you wearing your safety helmet


did you get a bone


theres no reason to


pasted discord experts


never rode any of the scarier rides


nb doesnt use discord


only rode the teacups


never been on a roller coaster with loops


you dont want to its scary





youre supposed to ride coasters with your gf to make them scream


this guy is bragging about discord but hes NOT even in gnfos


loved bumper cars loved churros



what guy


i game


wish i had a churro


churrros pancakes and gods damned doughnuts


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damn good churros


having a coffee


sigh wish i had one



hehe was reading something and read dogpiling as dogpilling


you tricked me


never ate a churro how is it


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making a big tard coffee


thats snap


hate getting a bone when im sitting in a comfortable position and have to shift it out of the way


wonder what my future wife is up to


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dont click uploading for nb


NOT that great


a stick of sugar


convinced mom to order a churro at a mexican restaurant for us to split i took one bite and gave the rest to her its just a deep fried stick of sugar and in this case covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream


sounds damn good


maybe that explains why latinos are so fat


they are the worlds largest consumers of sugarwater


think i got a cold


im the worlds largest consumer of tuna



canned tuna or real tuna


gamer tuna


bullshit asshole no one likes the tuna here


gth faketard norm


ars is still gaming


ars is no longer gaming


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is coughmate ok


coughing hard


all their food is carbs and cheese


mindblowing that someone on hima couldve died from gorona and nobody NOTiced


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gaming hard hima


foolishg gamer


took some cold medicine and now i feel super weird sigh im sensitive to drugs


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never found out who that person is


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sick of the raid




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hes almost out itll be over soon






its over


gonno stroke my cock




firing up a frozen lasagne


im a gamer


heck ya having one tomorrow myself


despise frozen lasanya


pikamees playing dark souls today


gotta love pikamee


dont know who that is


is she a virgin


hate when mom makes spicy food it just ruins the taste


same hate spicers


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does mom know youre a virg


its impossible for her to NOT know




grabbed some poptarts


mom made enchilada cassarole for cinco de mayo couldnt eat it it was so spicy even the guacamole was spicy


too spicy for my manbaby palate made her microwave a kids cuisine for me instead


think my most consumed food is ketchup i slather it on everything


mom hasnt bought lunchables in a while


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me when coco starts streaming


muting hima was a good decision


pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew hb


hate mom for NOT giving me an oneesan or imouto


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its time


havent watched anime seriously since 2020 started


better watch your ass you little bitch




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what a waste


was a goblin shark in my past life


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gotta love bakarina


dont post spoilers you jerk


youre NOT supposed to be consuming media meant for girls


theres yuri how can it be for girls


only a girl can self insert into a yuri scenario


i know for a fact thats a lie


ishtar comes back tomorrow


hate yuri whats the point of theres no penos


a gentleman tips his hat a gamer tips his headset



pikamee left her mic on and was playing princess connect


sigh shes just like me


forgot that games with cute girls were originally for girls



dont get the difference between fps


its a meme anything over 25 is ok


why do kirari and anzu like ahn qiraji so much



what did you said


eating that lasagna



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need fast food


degreased the pizza anyone want the greasenapkins


any uli updates


warships does NOT have fubuki or marine captains why did you lie to me


divorced my beautiful japanese wife once she mastered english


its true it made news on asacoco maybe theyre NOT out yet


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nice 3970x hes gotten too powerful


pasted amd


uli gets his cpu recommendations from hima


would i still get hima memory leaks with 256 gigs of ram


playing frontlines


NOThing like spending 5x your weekly salary on a cpu


yes but it wouldnt crash you for a few days instead of nightly


cant believe onseki is still unknowingly running pnigs crypto miners


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the sheep girl


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die fatenorm


NOThin wrong with a nice fate


we have all dedicated our life to fate


just realized it snowed today what the flip


if you had known your fate from the start would you have even bothered


sigh wish to free myself from the ghetto of foreknowledge



this life has been a phantom joke


the life of a gamer


anyone want to do some summonings tonight



can i summon something stronger


should i crack open the ol ethanol bottle


heck ya



where is everyone


estimated natural lifespan 0.0000016% as long as the current age of this planet and i spent most of it sitting in dimly lit rooms staring at a glowing rectangle


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sigh shes perfect


got back from big bros today was NOT my day lost 6 dollars its all good bro ordered pizza again im stuffed had a good time


love bro


hate bro hes a norm


cant imagine what it would be like to have a bro


he might be a norm but hes the bro you gotta love him and appreciate him


he couldnt care less about me hope he dies


theres no difference between hanging with the norms and hanging with the norms that crawled out of the same uterus that you did


dont say that you never know how he feels deep down maybe he secretly worries about you and hopes you open up to him one day


anyone else hate norms


if anything its worse because youre obligated to


the difference is norms are out to kill and will take advantage of you at every corner but family is there for you no matter what


their norm tendencies will win over family bonds


glad i was alive to see this


thinkin about bro


what about the massive amount of fratricide that has taken place throughout human history


they only did that because of female influence




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you have no inheritance and god had abandoned you already theres NOThing to fratricide you over




dont think any tuber switches between language as naturally as pikamee


all english speaking tubers are going to hell


pikamee is too high iq for me


pikamee might be a plumber


thats an honest trade


she is defiantly a plumber


japs cant be plumbers


why NOT


was railgun really delayed a 3rd time


she wouldnt be a plumber if she hadnt gone to america



haachama chammmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa


she looks inhuman


leave it to a plumper to actually eat the whole thing the other eating asmr girls eat for around 20 minutes then put the rest up


thats what the chemicals in fast food do to you


everything is made of chemicals


nah speak for yourself


love chemicals love fast food


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free use


NOT a fan of streamers pretending they havent played dark souls before


love gaming


love joing


might start longjoing instead of quicksperming


hate naked girls


wish i could meet someone with a worse life than mine


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moms making nachos


wish i had nachos


dont believe the guy that always says he has nachos


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mum cooked up a batch of bangers and mash time to have a proper feast


die britnorm


hate when teens call songs bangers




hate yanks


wish i had some of that shepherds pie


god damn it pissssss


any scotsmen


dip my burg in condiments too


need a mcdouble or three


paste dipper


no one eats until the plumpers are filled


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havent seen a nice 20 hour marin stream lately


got my nachos no sog


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played some league had an ivern on my team


hima is dota territory


watching pikamee


/jp/ is warcraft 2 territory


enjoyed warcraft 2 but i liked warcraft 1 more


what ever happened to reforged


kitty is snoozing on me lap


blizz outsourced it to a malaysian company and they ruined it


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gonno lube my switches


wish my est was high enough to use a keyboard like that


pikamee figured out how to 2 hand weapons


why doesnt pikamee have drake sword


shes NOT a gamecheater


hate gamecheaters



shes a noob


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miss those old darkie days


good old days


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whats with the twig legs








i dont need some norm to narrate a video for me


wish i had been there to save the prefect



pikamee learned how to backstab


used drake sword through my first dark souls run


hima someone in my guild just finished every shw side quest


dont know what that is


every time i play dark souls i get invaded by a lightning rapier master backstabber twink


just unplug the ethernet cord


thats dishonorable




i am an honorable man


then why do you self insert into yuri


you cant disconnect or the invader wins


love to invade wonder if ive ever invaded any gamer girls and scared them


thats virtual snap


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is she really big or is she really small




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exploring the forests of the raktika greatwood


have to do my first dungeon sastasha feeling nervous


cracked a third


wish to mogu mogu with okayu


wish i could have a girlfriend as cool as okayu


she would just laze around the house nude all day gaming


shes just like me


i was gonno post that but decided NOT to


Dear ,Give one guidence how to upload books,NOTe....


edged for the last 3 hours gonno sperm to the next image posted


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sir, how to upload a book here....... i want to upload.... tell me the procedure


had to check the w to see if that was one of the insane spam posts there


paste smileysperm


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hiii dear friends...myself ashish..i am going to upload the NOTes of machine by prof. vasudevan from iit


its the bot


hate the bot


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dont appraise that image its west


its lovely


your inner soul doesnt like it


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why are old girls so manly




fired up n


i have the bone


die sex pest


the bone has been planted


ate 6 banana granola bars half a sandwich 500g of cottage cheese pasta salad a breakfast burrito


pikamee killed the gargoyles


thats too much food you need to cut


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thats merely a snack twigger





hate when mum puts the hard boiled eggs in the fridge im about to have a right fit


none of the simpteens watching have a clue what theyre dancing


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one of the teenoids in the jp thread didnt know what school days was when they were playing it


everyone knows haraho


had one margarita pizza one meatlovers pizza five taiyaki one cookies and cream smoothie one drinking yogurt with black rice and taro


haruhi is like 20 years old now teens dont have a clue its all about that epic d cup dragon


hung out with mom all day time for brewskis and gamin


all the teens pretend to love evangelion and lain they damned well better know haruhi


i dont


hate when teens do things


dont lie nb


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saw d cappu dragon blurays in best buy


hehe love the d cup dragon


dont lie about what


wonder if nb gets horned when he sees smoking hot anime babes




i dont


nb doesnt use discord


pasted haysuzblob


hope nb carries the regret of NOT reaching out to haysuz before his suicide to his grave


cant wait until normsuz ropes


phew guy from the classifieds came to my house took the item then left right away good thing he didnt kill me




pikamees taking a piss break


wonder if the cartoons mom let me watch on tv gave me permanent brain damage


hell yeah hope she save some of that pee






gotta love d cup


please be doing the needful


paste autorager


rewatching the haruhi movie already crying like a babe


NOThin auto


jod gonno snooze


girl replied to me had to get up and pace widdershins around my pc what do i do bros


going to rage if onseki doesnt kindly do the needful right the minute


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which do i click




whats f




think i would like to know a little more about megumin


dubs guy


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okaeri nanoja





my kitty has fleas


shampoo and flea collar


love eating kittys fleas


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i have a better solution


cage that cat



spermed to hairy kitty COMIC Kairakuten girls again


NOThin better


thought ive always avoided the camera because i was following stallmans privacy guidelines maybe its because of confidence


gonno start up a vlog would you guys watch


room smells like sperm real bad all the rotting sperm in my sperm bottle


what will you vlog about


the weather and uhh the economy cant think of anything else just a nice stream of consciousness


only if its in this format


sperm doesnt have a smell



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wish i understood norm memes


if you pull the left it will melt yamu but if you pull the right it will melt the jewels


earlywoke gonno make myself a big coffee or three


sasaki saku yayo


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sigh what do i do



blogweiser number 9


why does coco have two channels


shes two horny for just one to contain her


lately ive heard tell that people are saying neetblog is unrivaled under the sun


watch this one


why is her model so weird


she could probably get a whole 100 viewers if she upgraded to a non terrible model


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dont forget shion and subaru


shion isnt streaming


she just finished minutes ago


ate some poverty pizza


oppan gangnam style


kitty is tarding out


kill yourself streamtard


gotta snoozey




mom signed me up for a konkatsu


got some tomato juice and sandwiches from cu


ishtar is back up


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australians bow to the chinks





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who cares


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on hima because im horny


hima has a 100% male userbase are you homo


i dont get it


just some norm shit dont bother


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foids say anything they dont like is incel


did you get triggered


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might start playing otome games starting with オランピアソワレ


sigh they dont have a male gender option in them sorry


hate otomeguy


woke up made some cereal with poptarts and toast


hope you did NOT toast those tarts they taste better cold


die coldtart


got a new mouse hima


been eating them cold decided to toast


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is it a gamer mouse




you cant eat poptarts raw they have egg in them


whats wrong with eating raw eggs japs do it all the time


the jap egg industry is light years more advanced than any other in the world


cant game without my trusty g600


damn good tarts damn good toast


banned the coldtart


got a razer viper mini didnt know razer was good now hehe



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phew NOThin better than some good ol aliasing on a nice lowres pic am i right


what are you talking about


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4 previous boyfriends


thought we needed millions for the hima island you guys lied to me


shes just like me


die liear


she and all of the other vtubers have been in sexual relationships with more than one man




moms gonno order subs later cant wait


what mousepads do you guys have


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picked up a nice g240 for my gaming


how about a nice boobie or ass mousepad


wonder how many guys noel has paizurid


gotta shit hard but cant toilet is neetclogged and moms taking a lightshower in the other bathroom might have to bite the bullet and use the floor


assert yourself in moms bathroom


love sneaking into the bathroom while mom showers and taking a smelly shit


paste npcs in the comments


love accidentally seeing moms hairy vagina


wonder if seeing moms obese naked body multiple times as a shota made me ped


gonno neet dance




neetdanced a bit earlier today




got a popup on normtube asking if i knew i could upload videos


you havent been filling your self surveillance quota


watching yuyu


hate vtubers


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weird how girls fart and burp and cough all the time just like me


she was just acting she doesnt really do that


how do you know


hes a gamer


because girls dont fart or burp simple as that


never burped in my life


sis and mom fart and burp all the time


girl burped in my face on the school bus gave me a bone


moms were never sexy ladies they were born old


going to eorzea


mindblowing that its a proven fact that womens farts smell worse


normcels btfo


ban whoever posted that norm shite


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cant believe its been fake suffering this whole time when my real life is still in 2006 and only a few minutes have elapsed


wish someone would wake me up already


just sitting here gaming hima




this cant be real


listening to music with mom gonno make a coffee


calm down already we only got 986 more years to go


plunged the toilet and immediately neetclogged it again


what music are you listening to


is this one staged


theyre all staged stupid


doors alice cooper and random stuff


they arent all staged ange chan would never do that shes too pure and nice and warm and pure


wish i was a simp how do they do it



why would you want to be easily exploited by roasts


mom got fastfood for the first time in months


because theyre so content and oblivious happily clicking away at vtube videos


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hate norwooders


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jan knows better than to ban turt


die norm


the gamers are the true enemy NOT the norms ive said from day one no gamers


thats because youre a norm now die


im a gamer that games


flip you go back to ota


go back to discord teen you arent fooling anyone


agreed flip gamenorms


die teen


cat leaped across the room onto my desk


smells like pmb in here


dont game anymore NOT sure if i can be called a gamer


ars is streaming


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no hes NOT


gonno squeeze the big welt on me back and hope it bursts


sent an angry letter to bandai namco


did you get banned for picking up my mundane +10 binoculars of the manbaby


ya except i didnt have to pick it up


how can ars game so much


ruined my trousers


shes an animal


love getting invaded by malcolm reynolds


deepspermed between the pillows


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malcolm is a norm but hes paste flip ds3


mothers day


shes just like me




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shit or piss


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a hungry birl sneaked into the house looking for nutrients and video games


gaming hard hima




gonno try making cold brew coffee again hope it doesnt pinch this time


i guess they never piss huh


you got a boyfriend i hope he fuckin beats ya


gaming flipping hard


murder hornets attacked again


its over for the americas


china won


australians can do it why americans cant


cant believe the chinks have done this




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gonno print some counterfeit $20s with my epson inkjet


make sure you dont smudge them


kitty is snoozing on me lap


might play some minecraft


dont forget to install a nice shader and texture pack




just order counterfeit money off of wish it has a much better feel to it and then avoid using it where there are cameras


telling beauford about this


subs are here


why would you pay for counterfeit money doesnt that defeat the purpose


at 2 dollars for 200 its NOT that bad actual paper feels very different from cloth based bills prior are used to


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moms house moms rules moms house moms rules moms house moms rules


might grill up aNOTher coffee


heck yeah



nice shit blast on this one




stop watching and more importantly stop embeding that literal shite


why does he swing his arms so far forward when he walks


hes confident


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my job will be handling all neetclogs in the mansion under the condition that i have the right to keep anything i find


gotta love a drain cleaning


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henri got owned


ota baffles me


ask nb for the rundown


what did teenmin do now


he dabbed


guess ill snooze


should i fire up the frozen lasagners


ota tk was ota neo ota is for teens


i fired one up already im sharing half with sis


hoooooooooo boy cant wait


frozen lasagna is disgusting even the expensive stoffers ones


its good


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did ota get invaded by trannies



mindblowing that i used to subsist on a diet entirely composed of frozen pizzas and cereal


too dumb to use an oven


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its the simplest cooking device


havent leveled up past the toaster oven yet


can you make pizza in a toaster


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dont like where this is going


do girls ears really get horny


dont think theres a single western website henri could fit into hope hes learned japanese


invite him to hima he can post about haachama chama


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remembered to turn down the volume this time hehe


haachama is too arrogant


where do i get this gf



coco can i get some feet pics please queen


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nice v flipping tuber


the tubers agree
its /v/


back to discord


how about you go back to china




gonno play arknights


just like any other you just graduate from college get a nice job hang out with your buds after work and land a nice officeladygf by the time youre 30 you will already be halfway through your mortgage with a couple of kids


you forgot the be white part


im 30 and dont have any of that


uh oh what happened...





he already posts here


i dont think he does


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damn good game


nice kaede fig


how tall is turt


we cant take henri in because we have an alliance with the otamin


we dont bring henri here to escape from the teens



stop playing chink gacha


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dont post ntr


ate too much fighting to keep it down


its finally time for henri to stop posting on imageboards so he can go slay im happy for him


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dont be fooled by arknights character art this is what youll be looking at


you need to throw it up your body is rejecting it


those are cute whats the problem


NOT sexy enough


stop playing mobile games


theyre ugly and a bastardization of japanese art


cant believe turt is the same size as tyler1


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you can lie about height on a drivers license


chinese games care about the gamer


they literally just ask you how tall you are and take your word for it hilarious that turt lied


a teen lied go figure


mine is wrong but i didnt lie on purpose i just never checked my height


so white that the race blends with the card


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sick bastard


reminds me of little ken



applied to hosexy ladyve



mom said they call his boss little larry


meant her boss hehe



why do english tubers like yakuza so much


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is he wearing braces


ars is still gaming


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arse animal


made 4egg 6bacon 2toast 1coffee


thats too much food


boiling up some eggs myself




chihiro is a better gamer im watching her instead


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sigh wish i was white


he looks 40


its NOT that great


she looks older in the left pic


being white and short is the worst sigh at least everyone understands if youre asian or currycel


cant believe shes been playing 3 hours longer than ars how does she play that game every day for so long


a non gamer wouldnt understand


shes an animal


sigh they look like gods



why wont tubers fire up fortnite


fortnite is for kids


why wont they fire up scape


its western


too old


pnig might have made it as the scaping vtuber


wonder if any japs even know what runescape is


i game


probably NOT


was neopets popular in japan


what do we do if he returns


hand the site over peacefully



gaming hard hima gaming hard


might install apex it has to be a good game if so many vtubers can play it for 15 hours a day


why do you game


a gamer must game


you cant play apex solo so you will get thrown in a 3 man team with a couple of friends


can i play apex with 4g over wifi connection


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should i dl apex too


lets play


who wants to squad up


can we queue at the same time and play together but alone


havent played an fps since i was a teen


youll have to get owned hard if were in the same game sorry


bowl of boiled eggs for dinner meanwhile the jbw chads get to feast on lasagna and bacon


sigh okayu


hate lasagna would rather have the 6eggs


woke up snoozed for 12 hours feeling great time to game


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lasagna has eggs in it


love okayuuuuuuuuuu


why didnt god grant me an okayu gf


you have to work for it


mogu mogu


gonno grab some snacks for pikamees stream




damn good water damn good


fire up a nice game


cant im banned


really dont feel like grinding guda guda


is it the rerun




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woke up hi


dislike this one from hearing it so much the normblood one was better


dont know what that is and dont like it




Artist: Masayoshi Soken
Album_Artist: Masayoshi Soken
Composer: Masayoshi Soken, Nobuo Uematsu
Date: 2019
Genre: Game Soundtrack
Performer: ERFORMER
Title: Insatiable
Track: 49/88




just dropped a really slippery shite like squeezing out some pears soaked in syrup


mom tried to get me to tell her happy mothers day and i walked around her and went outside instead


tell her


tossed mom $20 poured a sugarwater and went back upstairs


happy single mothers day


completely skip and ignore beegeeemu with lyrics


sigh the crystarium



she wants love and care NOT some spare change you pig


crying for the abused himamoms


if she wanted love and care she wouldnt have divorced


paste momsimps


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what is it with japs and swiping wallets


they learned it from the nigerians in shibuya


just aNOTher porno show


gonno move to roppongi


why are there a bunch of nigerians loitering around in shibuya anyway


the nigerian mob


rika and satoko banner



gods damned pikamee


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thought pikamee hated gachagames


hate microbikini


wish i was her


what would you do if you were her


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gleipnir got that horny teen vibe but i still like it


im horny teen


cant believe celebs were spending cornteen in these kinds of places and still had the audacity to complain on social media


was waiting for the camera to pan to two people flipping


sigh rokkenjima


she loves purikone


get your mind out of the gutter


someone ask pikamee if shes a fatenorm


she only plays princess connect


pikamee is a princess


ars is still streaming


she is an animal


shes a gamer





taken the snooze pills hima lets snoze


need the technorms to help pikamee build a pc


pikamee can die in a fucking fire for all i care




im an animal


vtubers are so professional


second that ban


NOT the english ones


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would neck myself in less than a day if i had to work at walmart




we are we are walmart


wish i had one of those caprisuns


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theyre jammers fool


hated jammers they were just water with a slight flavoring


about to take back kholusia


havent seen kool aid in at least 20 years


had to drink kool aid when i met up with pnig


why didnt you just drink water


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theres no water there


gorogoro megumin


whats up with megumins belly


i cant believe kazuma got to impregnate an archwizard and im just sitting here waiting for my isekai to begin


wonder when itll be my turn to impregnate a woman


eorzea calls to you


texted mom happy mothers day and she wrote a flippin novel back about how blessed she is to have me as a son



die braggart


prepare for the second ritual


hope i dont get isekaid in my current body


wonder what my special isekai power will be


anyone stroking


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those whores


need ritual pronto


dont rush it remember what happened last time


the ritual is our only hope


need a braces gf stat


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love girls with braces but girls think they look ugly


would be too scared to get slurped by a braces gf what if it gets caught


a handful of 30 year old incels from an obscure japanese interests imageboard goofed up an incantation that resulted in the deaths of 280,000 people



the fox is screaming outside again its senko looking for me


anyone else link embeds before watching them


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wonder how fast they would rope if i switched places with aNOTher hima poster


it wants burger


need a burg


theyd keep going for at least a week


you wouldnt last an hour in my personal hell


funny how everyone but hima gets corona


we will be the last men standing


we have plot armor


drowning in lung juice would be too kind god has something special planned for me


cant believe my entire role in life is to die in front of neetblog and give him a few inspirational words so he can go on to reach his full potential


got greaseear


got a bunch of deep unburstables all over my upper back and shoulders from greasemaxing


cat jumped in the water and nailing something down there


i got shoulder acne out of nowhere a few months ago too NOT sure what to do


simply dig them bloody



same got a big ole swollen earlobe zit that i cant pop


having a nice blog and bath after a full day exploring the wilds of norvrandt



sigh just remembered the time when i had to spend the entire summer in a small closet with my computer because gran was visiting and mom gave her my room to stay in had NOThin but a small desk fan to keep me cool


love gran


that sounds fun whats the problem


problem was im avoidant schizoid and gran opened the door once to see a fat sweaty pig with no shirt on gaming hard in a small closet


sigh im sorry


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nice gamercloset


might relocate to the closest a nice neetbase or i can ask mom if i can set the tent up again hehe


its NOT that great when your computer is generating enough heat to fry an egg and youre trapped in a 5 sq foot room with no ventilation


and theres nowhere for farts to go either


fire up the fartmask


ars is still gaming


youve been met with a terrible fate havent you




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eating multigrain cinnamon wheat square cereal


how can she just sleep in front of other people like that
i cant get any shuteye unless i seal myself into a room alone and have my head covered


girls have NOThing to fear


sigh wish i was a girl bros im so tired of the struggle


microwaved some hamburger pie



got a bowl of cinnamon puffins myself


eating popcorn


may is mental illness month i hope you have a good mental illness


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might enlist with the cart narcs so i can heckle goofy norms like this that go around bragging over their women and babies


sounds norm


old hag




sounds like youre a lazybones


is avoidant schizoid a good mental illness


ya you lucked out you couldve been a tranny freak


NOThing worse than being one of those perverts


time to jerk it to kids


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whats with the mcdonalds logo


their detachment is sponsored


in america corporations sponsor law enforcement and military



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made a big ol plate of yakisoba gonno feast and crack



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love some nice yakisoba


its home made NOT instant


get a load of this sissy


that reminds me mom picked up some kd the other day i better ask her to make some tomorrow


found my old amelia bedelia collection


ate a box of granola bars 3 oranges 250 g of cottage cheese a breakfast burrito half a frozen lasagna and a cup of apple sauce


thats too much food go on a diet


thats merely a small snack


i wanted to get nacho supplies tomorrow but the nacho supplies store is closed on mondays


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