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left behind again


almost posted this one the other day


practiced the kamehameha as a kid but could never pull it off


vile dubroast


left behind


sigh pnig loved going super saiyan



got left behind flip this


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hehe ppt referenced her only using adidas in one of her songs


what show is this is it good


post it



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gotta shower


showers defiantly make the norm activity top 10 list


they dont


only bathe


they do showers are for norms in a hurry and their only purpose is to prevent other norms from stinkshaming you


they arent i have no where to be and i like to shower here and there


die stinker


1. sex
2. dating
3. going to a bar or club
4. hanging out with your mates
5. gaming
6. going to a social event
7. spending time with a family member
8. working a job
9. operating a car
10. showering


teen detected


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a pure hikkineet elite miko


how did they even find that pic seems fake


love standing under the warm water for 30 minutes and then washing for 10


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cant wait until the norms impose maximum water use per day on us


the true himansion


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its always melty


this hard cider and cinnamon whiskey is okay
gonno become a girl drink drunk


some of them never even talk about real life and still get doxxed by the 5ch cels


wish i didnt suck at melty blood


wish i was smart enough to play fighters


use kohaku





why are koreans so vain


sigh they ruined astrologian what the flip


what do you mean


idiot that stuff is crap


im neko arc main


cant think of anything more norm than fighting games



norms hate fighting games they cant blame their teammates for losing


hate norms


nah norms love playing fighting games its for teens hate norms hate teens


its NOT for teens


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no teens there fighting games were only popular in the 80s and 90s only old vets play them these days the only fgc teens are the smash teens but smash is NOT a fighting game to begin with


any game that forces you to play with other people is for norms simple as that flip off


really cant think of anything more norm than fighting games


im autoraging at you norms fighting games are NOT norm and theyre less norm than mmos and playing single player mmos is NOT norm either




listen norm the only people who play fighting games are low inhibition brashnorms


hima is a clique


if fighting games arent norm why do so many niggers play them


how come lots of niggers play fighting games


because theyre norms


does this look low inhib to you


no money to buy consoles in the 90s so they rung around arcades



hehe didnt see the post above mine asking the same thing


sigh this was a huge moment back in the day


trying to watch ars and cant understand half of whats hes mumbling


is this one for norms


shes a pacemumbler


that ones for the smash brony community


uh what do you mean trying to watch ars is she still flipping streaming apex she started like 12 hours ago whats wrong with her



shes a gamer


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wish i was her


shell never go pro with breasts that big


never considered boobs of that size to be big but realized they are actually big and i was always comparing them to moms freakishly huge boobs so they seemed small


miss old rager aris hehe


should i buy tekken


only if youre a norm


die die die


sigh hima this is bad theres no milk in the fridge whichs means most of my midnight snacks are off the menu no cookies and milk no cereal no poptarts i cant eat any of these without milk might have to venture too the hotzone tomorrow but dont know if i can even make it through the night without my snack


milk is for babies


too long skipped sorry


and if i put my sugarwater in the freezer right now itll be 1am by the time it reaches the goldielox zone it might be too late to sip sigh



gonno vom


someone asked for this vid the other day
theres also the kizuna ai ones


sigh feel bad for kanata everyone bullies her hard


sigh miss when mike ross commentated


gonno apply


male voice dont click


mikes dad passed away last week hes taking some time off of everything now


poured meself some bulleit 95


gotta love some rye


can we get some pogs in chat for mikes dad






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gonno poo and snooze



looks like the typical vtuber fan to me


i dont have a beard


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fighting over chad


why are her arms so manly





goddamn bow chink


wasted my teen years watching over 100 episodes of this shit and my adult years reading 700 chapters of it what makes you think i want to do it all over again


youre too invested it has to become part of your identity dont give up now


wish i was chink


phew nice 40 minute poop one of the best i had nearly spermed during it only problem was my legs kept going numb


the poopbone is the beginning of the end


its natural


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i dont get it



brother uploaded aNOTher video to youtube this one is about tranny freaks being mistreated and how its wrong no no no no no




time for the nagasaki black pill


spike his food with test


sigh my only anime friend


NOT sure what causes a man to be pilled is it just a life of misfortune or too much time spent in solitary meditation or simply random chance

you can feed someone pills all day long but if their minds arent receptive it wont do any good even if they seem to understand and agree with it NOThing will actually happen they just go about their business as usual



gonno attempt a songjo


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gotta flip a kirby




its better for him to go with the mainstream opinion he doesnt need to know the truth


shes just like me



the ssr ticket drops tonight hima theres no excuse to NOT play fgo now fire up the emu and pick waver


seaweed soup and a whole lotta rice hima


finished off the bottle of bulleit and monkey shoulder guess its time take a break for a while


are you gonno pick waver


i already have waver im picking jannu or tamamo i havent decided yet


why are cotton candy girls breasts so much smaller than the fanart






sigh i should really pick waver but i treat my jp account like trash and i might be happier picking saber
maybe one day ill swap and be a full time jp player


game will be dead or replaced by then just pick someone cool


gotta say tastes a lot like a nice samgak kimbap wish i had some spam and mayo to put in this bad boy


NOThing wrong with using your account to only collect daily rewards but someday but you want to go fulltime and itd be nice if you had waver on your team hes 100 times more useful than saber but dont let me influence you


meant to say but someday you might want to go fulltime sorry thought i proofread but my sentence got messed up anyway


ya think ill go waver ill probably get saber on na anyways


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wine time



woke up


anyone got any good pore cleansing routines


get some salicylic acid


hate scary games


ate a big pasta time to get drunk as a skunk


ten minute wet shaved and ambient lightshowered feeling thoroughly degreased time to rub some of those bodily oils back into my skin with my chair and game




wish i could tank but my gpu is dead


thought of a great idea


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what doom is that doesnt look like the original


64 cant you read


it only says doooooooom




the thumbnail says doom64


cant watch that game it makes me motion sick to hell and back




NOThing weak


why do girls do this


do what


why are girls so gross


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wish i could flip a nice tanned gyaru like that


mailman was coughing up a storm im scared


hope you were wearing a mask


turned a girl that looked like this down because i didnt want a gf with abs




i am a gamer


you lie


no it was gross women shouldnt be hard they should be soft and flabby


love abs


die norms


bored might fire up a nice blackmail doujin


fire up the tanks


oops forgot im a virg


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little slut



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hello cutie


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no no no no shut it down




need some hair of the blog


hell yeah crack one


woke up and jerked it gonno grab some grub and start gaming


sick staying home for 2 days



cant decide what class to level next in eorzea


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ban the norm thats staying home for 2 days first you god damned teen


mom asked me to come help her garbage pick some florescent lights from an old lady giving them away for free almost panicked but she didnt talk to us thanks to the chink virus and her house was hidden behind trees went through the whole process unseen


time for snoozey


wish i had some booze


this is getting out of hand


its a great time to go to garage sales since now i can cover my face


theyre honoring them but polluting their air


how does stuff like this and banging pots in the streets benefit health care workers at all dont understand norms


thingken its naptime


never understood that either or how walking in a circle finds the cure for cancer


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because big corporations say they will give money according to how many circles you do


cant believe people are still falling for the cancer cure meme


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thats just a thinly veiled way of advertising


learning houdini



crazy how amerinorms can walk into a walmart and pick up some snacks and games and a nice m14


ya thats the point


turt bought an m14 this week




its more legitimate than asking customers for their money at the register so you can use it as a tax write off instead of them


nice man and his husband


met my husband on himasugi




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wonder how many guys it takes to create one vtuber


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moms yelling at dad for buying donuts




nice tardfoot


Dewan Gazi, 22, messaged 95 teenagers on the social media app Yubo over a period of 12 days after claiming to be 17 years old.
Gazi had sex five times in one night with a 15-year-old and snapped a girl of 12 after the pair chatted through Snapchat, a judge at Manchester Crown Court heard.

lose your virg in 2 weeks or less


too avoidant to take drastic measures


do they mean real snap or just statutory


must mean real snap since the aoc is 16 there


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mindblowing i was supposed to be flipping at age 16



even if you somehow managed to flip now the girl would quickly realize youre lacking the 10+ years of experience youre supposed to have and kick you out


the ghost of pnig is haunting the preteens in fortnite


get yourself an inexperienced plumper


what if i have a big bone to make up for it


korone is still playing doom how is she NOT puking her guts out


gonno buy doom 64 on ps4





hehe marine did an interview with yahoo yesterday and coco made fun that her character is 17 but she told them 以前は普通の会社員(5歳)



whos gaming


NOT me my gpu died


made a big hotto cawfee


is that the new my little sis died


stop bringing up his dead sis hes traumatized enough as is


for at least aNOTher week ya


hes the one who always brings it up




what the hell why would anyone go to wendys to buy pasta


theres norms who get pasta from pizza hut dont know why anyone would bother when pasta is so easy and cheap to make


you could say the same about pizza


hb fire up that triple


going too the store these days is such a massive effort took 20 minutes getting my suit then 20 more minutes shopping than half an hour disinfecting groceries then cleanup shower now im finally home its 4pm havent eaten anything all day


wonder what a germophobes corona routine is like


kitty jumped on me lap and got herself confortable


sipping on a nice pikipiki hotto covfefe


cat want fuck





pizza is NOT easy


he loved making pizza



tired of hearing about corona if everyone pretended it didnt exist it would just go away


thats what the chinks did


sigh yahoo




any other chinks


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ccp propaganda


whats stopping you from buying a plot of land and building a chink style house with no nails


the county inspector



mom wont let me use the power tools after the incident


cant believe my request for a mud hut permit was declined


going to built a yurt in the back yard and move into it goodbye mom


did i ever tell you about the mud flood hypothesis


no only delta p


why does my body only give me enough energy to do one thing per day and after that thing all i can do is wallstare


wont this just rot away in a few years since they didnt treat the wood with anything


how else do you think they stay in business


i thought it was charity work


put too much sauce on the pasta


you have depression



how is that possible when i watch vtubers for hours a day


the walls arent gonno stare at themselves




he needs to dopamine detox


its over for intel


wont the 10700kf redeem them


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tongue is itchy


crazy bitch route



hate that norm jamie


hair is becoming emo again but im far too old for a teengf are sit down restaurants salons and gyms just going to be closed forever


sasuke kept his long hair as an old man


yeah and now hes ugly and no one likes him NOT even his daughter


love a good babish



dislike babish


how much of a manbaby do you have to be to spend 90 grand on a box of pokemon cards


you wouldnt understand


freakeye what are your top 5 poketubers


wonder if he made his money back with 8000 views


bought 100g of pure potassium iodide crystals and 10g of elemental iodine


are you going to rope


at least mtg is cool


its NOT


wish i was a soytuber



how is it NOT


my ass was bolstered


he keeps moaning dont watch this


skipped it anyways



is the girl with silver haired named als


that angelic maiden goes by the name of arse ``manmaru'' animal


why when will it be my turn to have a gay experience in japan


turt post


paste queertron



if you havent had a gf by age 21 youre obviously gay anyway


i really need to get a mask but everything seems like its either a scam or woven by people who dont know what theyre doing


you need a real one from china


flip you


i feel like the one i made from old bedsheets just makes things worse


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whats he doing


being pasted


frickin chink


i hate the ccp and the people of china


mom has a box of masks


chinese masks



die norm


4 previous boyfriends


die liar


shes my gf


when it comes to a girl like that shes NOT your gf
its just your turn



thats NOT how anime romance goes


dont post her shes NOT pure


wonder if well learn where those ufos from the videos came from within my lifetime


hallow earth


shes paste


shes a foid dont watch her


die moid


shes a gamer


yes right before your life ends


what part of shes NOT pure do you NOT understand she is a foid she fucks and she sucks and she does this with people who are NOT you dont watch her dont post her dont even talk about her hate vfoid simps more than anything


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incel detected


i eagerly anticipate that day


he fell for the casual sex meme


wish the government didnt keep such a tight lid on the hallow earth entrance in new swabia there id be able to start my real life and get my 10foot tall pleiadean gf


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mindabducting that there is plain evidence that something was in the sky that day performing maneuvers that are theoretically impossible and that radars were actually able to lock onto a real physical object but everyone just lets it blow over because you cant really do anything about it


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its natural


its just a weather balloon


watch this then


stupid conspirinorm


why would she allow that when she could just cast death spikes and obliterate that fiend from existence


she likes it


thats a boy


you complain about girls and boys what do you want


how about posting a girl who isnt a flipping whore


NOT possible shes merely a child


simmer down failednorm


flip off norm


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post some pure boys


whats wrong with having previous boyfriends




incels rage when youre NOT on their level


uh there isnt a real incel here right thought we were just pretending


people like sex get over it incel


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ars has never had sex i feel comfortable donating to her


she was giving dating tips in one video she has defiantly been flipped like the animal she is


that doesnt mean shes been flipped


why linux cli programs always have shite defaults


maybe because linux cli users are retards


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mating coos of the arse animal


nice 11 hour gaming sess


can you timestamp when she gets up to pee


too bad its a norm game


the norms did this


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somebody help me tame this ars animal i have become


wish i had cake or candies


and that something good would happen for once



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havent seen those siamang lately


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whys she got that look on her face


shes a gamer


hate japs so god damn much the arrogant ugly little bastards



whats to hate


silence chink respect your betters




woke up need some hair o the blog


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gonno fly to qingdao and spread a bunch of papers with the hima url


50000 dead americans at the hands of the chinks


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have heard the siamang so many times by now that i just naturally sing along




the norms are raging hard and want to go back to wageslaving




looks staged nobody gets that worked up


it is staged the actors are unaware though


you underestimate how dumb norms are


dont understand this post



the norms masters are manufacturing consent to reopen the country killing thousands by using the least intelligent of the norms


it started with the norms and it will end with the norms




mom was outraged when she showed me that earlier but i thought it was blatantly fake


if only the people dumb enough to fall for it knew


cant wait for clubhouse games to come out on switch hope to see my himamates in hold em



dont get whats the issue just let them be and the problem will solve itself


I am Japanese.
My English is poor, but i want to convey my feelings to Kenny.
I found him recently. And I learned his death for the first time.
I am very sad. I want to hear his voice very much.
My English is NOT good. I can't sufficiently convey this feeling to you.
So I will exprees my feelings for Kenny.


got sick because of 5g


they wouldnt serve their purpose if they were left alone the media wants attention drawn to them


i dont have a fcking job man


moms laughing at the norms again


gonno puke


told mom about the norms and she said i had brain problems and need to get help


shes NOT wrong


mom is a servant of the norms


watching the vroast


nah flip her shes one of the norms my allegiances only lie with my fellow cels


she owned you




absolutely mindblowing how dumb the average amerinorm is


NOThing dumb



mom supports the anti lockdown protests


then she is a slave


what happens after the lockdown


many people will die


theres no after


need a gods damned burg


go get one



she hates sitting around the house doing NOThing while her son pays most of the rent


im sure thats what she convinced herself of


paste turt




do you guys know if theres any hype surrounding rtx in japan the tech they use and games they play id think it would be a big flop over there


japs dont pc game


just dropped possibly the longest shite of my career at least 2 feet that was incredible


been having the small ball poops myself


did you clog


sigh eren


cant believe real time ray tracing is a thing now all theres left is volumetric rendering and simulations


unleashed a big one earlier too


havent gamed at all today


youve still got some time left


doesnt matter because my gpu is dead


sick of deadgpu


dont you dare say youre sick of him you should feel sorry for his suffering




hate the tanker


whats to hate


same maybe i should eat some raisn bran


only chads tank


tank or tank


he should have saved his old gpus as a backup


the integrated graphics are stronger than my old gpu


you can tank with integrated graphics


thought you said you didnt have igp why dont you game a nice early 2000s game


gonno stop gaming forever


wasnt me



post the real one


flip normcore


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ive got that shoulder damage


im side sleeper


always been a stomach sleeper


NOT sure what type of sleeper i am


stomach is bad you should cut it out


love passing out on my stomach at 9am after a long hard night of gaming


NOThin better


i sleep on my side and stomach
sleeping on my back gives me anxiety


stomach sleeping increases my chances of having a gf dream by 500%





eatin some sketti then its wine time


dont know who i like more pekora or luna


now thats a plumper


why did she leave out the part where her boyfriend bought it for her


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did he do that on purpose


the hima laptop


gonno buy a 10700kf


dont understand flux


side sleeper through and through


played some fgo


im non healing support class cel


luna nanora naaaaaaaaa


post the webm


used all my apples on the raids sigh cant even play if i wanted to



just did 10 saber raids myself but only because i could one turn them


got reminded of this guy who makes weird music havent heard his songs in years





back from my stroggification hows it hangin hima


why what






im doomer


cant believe there hasnte been an anime worth watching since jp fell to the norms in 2011


the norms are our superiors


we are giving them a false sense of superiority


sigh wish something exciting would happen



god i wish i could have sex im so horny


fire up the grindr


NOT mansex


die norm


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no momsnap


the chink sent me aNOTher message i really dont want to look at it


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told you idiot hes going to be demanding more money because he learned youre a soft chinkbow


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uh oh its a video message


die already


like i thought he wants a refund thats fine ill try reselling it again at the same price


this chink is screwing you hard


youre right though he said either he will send it back or take half off the original price


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a real man would have told that zipperhead to flip off right off the bat half off asking price for a fin bent a fraction of a millimeter and yet you bow to him sending him money oh please mr chinaman have mercy on me


ya but a teen isnt a real man


is he going to reimburse your shipping costs


hes paying


cant believe how autistic some people are i bought a bike led with one of the leds NOT working but i didnt chimp out at the seller whats a couple of scratches gonno do to your cpu


die norm


drank too much hima


how much does a used cpu cooler cost anyways isnt it like $20 thats NOThing


it was around 35 and it is NOThing but thats just the nature of the chink


never got to eat my lunch on top of the school


corona money coming in tomorrow gonno buy a 980


why NOT 2080


NOT a consumerist just need something a bit better than my decade old ati card


hate how overpriced nvidia cards are a 980 is more expensive than a 8gb rx580


wish i was smart enough to make pancakes


some gods damned hot cakes with lots of butter and syrup on them stacked high


how about a nice salad fatso


simply buy my pancakes from the convenience store


no such thing in north america


kick rocks twigger


hate fats


we only hate female fats


hima has an alliance with the plumpers


i wonder if i should buy pancake mix and try and make them what if they dont taste like hotcakes or ihop pancakes though


you dont need pancake mix its just flour and an egg and some salt


you need the mix its special


its already complicated enough making the pancakes i cant make the pancake mix too


coco is gonno play ark


ill alert the simps


should i make 3am pancakis


you cant


why NOT


its NOT fair if you get to have them and i cant


thats it im making caki


its NOT fair its NOT gods damned fair



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already finished making the batter hehe time for a drunk pancaki feasti


almost time for some blts with cheese jalapeno slices hotsauce and mayo



thats NOT a blt its a cjhm


its a bltcjhm


no time for idols when theres vtubers


weeping what a masterpiece



sigh theres pancakes in that vid




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thats NOT true




gonno carbload and game hard


gonno street scream


love a good carbload


mom caught me on the way out again no street scream tonight


paste henrispam


still dont understand how you can be a neet and an idol at the same time


hate normsuz


the chang




think i carbmaxxed too hard on the pancakes


what if she has the truneet spirit


played the old pastor anderson irish radio interview for mom and she said he was hateful and said im NOT allowed to listen to him anymore


hehe played the martin luther king serm for mom on a road trip and she sometimes makes fun of p anderson when were eating dinner


always eat dinner alone in front of the glowing rectangle


made some ramen put 4 eggs in it feelin a little wheezy now



same always tardlaugh at how mom keeps the dining table around even though its just her


you should eat in the kitchen so you dont get food in your keyboard or grease on the keyboard and mouse


its already covered in grease and sperm and pasta sauce and hair and skin


been trying to make my hair cool for weeks but its simply NOT possible think im too tard for fashion



just unloaded a monster diarrhea felt like i unplugged something and a gallon of shite came out in the span of a breath


feelin that post diarrhea high hoo boy think ill game


hell yeah


hate the post diarrhea delirium


why does hima hate teens but love teengirls


men age like wine


these men need liberation where is the ccp


cant imagine the cels that occupy that valley


been brushing twice a day for a few weeks now but my teeth are still yellow wonder if theyre permastained from years of NOT brushing at all


teeth are naturally yellow even if you brush


practice holding your mouth open youre gonno need a teeth cleaning


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was supposed to get braces but didnt


the more you brush the yellower they get ive NOTiced when i dont brush for weeks my teeth look whiter than ever


dont think my teeth used to be this yellow


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bltcjhm time


sigh looking at rich towns in google maps wish mom wouldve worked harder


link it up


what towns rae you lookin at





thats 10 minutes from where i am are you spying on me


sorry for the intrusion


sometimes wonder if the discordnorms watch my post history and made a persona for me


seki shows your post history to his hookups at the club


eating life cereal


might rewatch casino


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what class should i start as in eorzea


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just avoid marauder i picked it thinking itd be a cool dps class and now im forced to tank all the dungeons even though im clueless


fgo jp ssr ticket is live


nice tankchad



moms ordering burgs



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mindblowing that if mom could press a button to make it so i was never born she would NOT hesitate


id push it too


made a streamnorm rage



good job


gonno make a big hotto cawfee



mindblowing how disgusting chocolate tastes when you remove the sugar


same with coffee


coffee with sugar tastes horrible


dont reply to him



too late


hate sugar coffee


if you think thats rich you havent seen NOThing


vacuumed and shampooed my quarters hb






soulless american avenue


bought myself ground coffee gonno boil some water


wish i was white enough to live here


you mena mutt enough


never lived in a house before


just turdsharted me underskippies


shat a batch in me underhatch


burgs here


can i have one


only one big fat burg you can have one fifth


give me half


wish i had a big burg


beggars cant be choosers



phew found a nice eizo monitor for 270


woke up hi



tummy hurts sigh


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hate that norm



normsuz hours


temp is 96.8 this is NOT good


this is a fucking video


its fine thats what mine is


ya but ive been sick for the past 5 days


its just psychological




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ordered a burg gonno feast hard


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Most people think a fever and infection go hand in hand — and they usually do. But a serious infection like bacterial pneumonia or meningitis sometimes triggers a low body temperature
cant believe i may actually have the ccp virus


gonno go deaf from the haachama mp4


what symptoms are ye sick with matey


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hate foids love vfoids


the usual cough sneezing runny nose swollen lymph nodes my soar throat and occasional lung pain seem to have subsided


meant sore


youre immune now youll be given a government issued gf and fathering lots of children with your genes


if you have swollen lymph nodes you defiantly have an infection but all those other things can be from allergies the nodes behind the neck and under the ears are the ones to check for respiratory infections


thanks doc


NOT completely convinced its the big c but an aggressive bum did approach mom and i 2 weeks ago and started screaming at us for no reason she was closer to me than mom


wish gorona was like hinamizawa syndrome sigh that wouldve been pasted


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time to feast


hate eggburg


would NOT be able to finish that id save half for dinner


i could eat 2


playing a sexy vn


mom hasnt ordered chinese takeout in months really want some sweet and sour chicken


dont eat food prepared by chinks


cant remember the last time i ate chinese food


walked into the chinese takout place once and heard a nice chink rage the chinkdad owner was raging at his chinkson because he said he didnt want to work in that shithole


hate chinks hate em


whats to hate


mindblowing that statistically theres at least one real deal chink on hima


yeah canachink


how many girls are on hima statistically speaking


at least half of the users are girls



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im manbaby


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grow up


why should i


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wish i had nipples like that


hate how you cant just start building a house on a piece of unused land in this age everywhere has been explored and every square foot of land is owned by some norm




you can but you have to go to the african or south american wilderness


you can if no one else discovers you


almost time for bacon sandwiches


what about the malay guy


isnt there an indonesian on hima


hope canachink is ok


seamonkeys are NOT chinks


hope vivian is doing okay in these trying times


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started yelling haachama chamaaaaaaaaaa and mom started banging on the door telling me to shut the flip up


might start looking for friends on craigslist



yesterday mom told me to stop sitting in there cranking my pecker all day and find a job


did you tell mom unemployment is higher than it was during the great depression


i just laughed and blew a fat vape cloud in her face


crazy the kind of marketing thats involved in this vtuber sphere


hope theres a world war soon


global economy is down no one can afford going to war


they managed it after the great depression


ww1 helped get us out of the great depression


wars happen only during a solar maxima


i mean 2


feel a monster shite log brewing


sweating hard


are you the coronamate


dont have gorona yet


wonder what happened to coughfever



always dreamed about having my own holodeck


simply read a book


should i let flip leave the island


what island whos flip


dont have the attention span for a 34 minute video sorry


look down on gun owners


its simply crazy that i would have an easier time finding a shop that sells guns rather than a shop that has a decent disposable face mask i read that most convenience stores in japan sell a pack of 10 face masks for 400 yen


those stores have been sold out for months


what do you need a face mask for




ya and how many companies do we have that manufacture guns in comparison to companies that manufacture face masks and NOT outsource them to china


laugh hard when i see a whitey wearing a face mask


same they only fit our people


playing ff14 with a controller


you cant



might post on hima with a controller


why NOT its intuitive


feeling sore gonno nap


you have to game with a mouse and keyboard


those werent designed for gaming


posted from the big ps4 a few times with my controller


they are for gaming


cant trust the who theyre owned by chinks


stop linking scary pdfs


might have a little snoozie


good luck


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wonder if japs will evolve to have bigger noses because of how often they wear face masks and restrict their breathing


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wish i was that tall


NOThing scary about essential medicines needed for an upcoming apocalyptic collapse


when will they learn


haachama chamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



sure as hell NOT clicking on that



what do you think youre doing



its worth reading the nsa wants to keep you safe from being spied on


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i have similar abilities


didnt unlock any spells


mom made my favorite sauerkraut



cant stop watching yamus mv


still think idol otaku are fakes


otaku are norms


only the fake ones




only staring at the wall isnt norm


die norm





shes taller than me by 2 inches


nice manlet


i mean 2cm


are you really four and a half feet tall


whats wrong with it being inches


love when i recognize an artist might jerk it to one of his doujins again today


wonder if diablo 4 will be any good


hell yeah it will its diablo


have yet to play a good modern blizzard game


gotta love d3


im worried but that cinematic was really cool


once i saw the tattoos of the guy on stage announcing diablo i knew itd be bad


what tattoos did he have


3 slices 5 wings and a 24oz bottle of soda hope that proves im NOT twig



thats NOT even half a pizza try again


who in the gods damned piss would you tattoo vegan on yourself


how else would everyone know youre a vegan


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moby has some nice ink


i can appreciate those he went all in on it


do NOT watch i repeat do NOT watch


failed my snoozie


cant feel empathy for non sentient meat robots


i can but i eat them anyway


id eat people if it was allowed


why dont they simply evolve to stop having tasty flesh




hate idols love vtubers


should my eyes be going directly to her exposed thighs or somewhere else


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why are the subs different


hes a gamer


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pogged hard


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this chink is slippery he said he will be willing to keep the item if i refund him just for shipping which was $10 but i cant see what happened to my $7 partial refund NOThing was deducted from my account if its still in process he would end up paying half the price which is what he originally wanted


you got owned just give up


you were fucked from the moment you conceded to anything might as well just give it to him for free at this point


youve got it backwards
youre the one that evolved to find their flesh tasty


you got that backwards
having tasty flesh and lots of it is a positive trait that guarantees survival


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thats a virg hunter


strong urge to take her to some back alley and beat her within an inch of her life sigh whats happening to me i used to be a happy person


you were always a teen failednorm


youre growing out of your manbaby phase


phew that girl has huge boobers


dont like any of the more mature idols theyre scary


holy flip a talking vdog


normty gear



why are you scared of women your own age


any good roa and ars collabs


i dont know but i need nice idols like iori and ami mami to feel safe


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wonder how old she is must be 38 or something


shes only 23 thats a teen in my eyes


sigh now that were all in our 30s its truly over


it never even began


no no 40 is when its over 30 is just the beginning


its over


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nice fat roll prevention



this is the true power of 30s men


the council sent me an original copy of the ars NOToria by way of courier mage on my 30th birthday but i havent even bothered to open it now they keep sending me shit about wanting it back


wish i was cool like naruto





love the constant stream of longfarts after pooping


power went off at 3am last night didnt come back on until 6pm i spent the day at my older bros house playing texas hold em i owned him 5-2 games was a lot fun love poker love my bro


ban the brobrag


how many years older is he what does he think of you wasting your life on an imageboard


only a couple years older hes going through a divorce so he cant neetshame me i have the upperhand


gotta love bros


NOThing more important than family


its all for the familia


older brother is a 6'5 meathead chad dont have a problem with him though since he does NOT go out of his way to talk to me and he doesnt bring any gfs home so i can go months forgetting he even exists


might take a break from drinking for a while


wish i had a chad bro to take me under his wing the blood of norms flows within you




how is your brother a chad but he lives with you and your mom


hes a neetchad


hate neetchads the most its the worst of all worlds


hes heightshaming he thinks anyone tall is chad


like turt




you arent a chad just for being tall but you wont be cel if youre over 6'2" its impossible


i dont know but he has a full time job and a car


ugly face plus any height equals cel simple as that


nice try tallnorm


what if youre 6'8 but have severe facial disfigurement


then you ogremax


lately i can only get turned on by super deformed girls


post some deformed anime girls



oh hell yeah


that guys voice doesnt really match his avatar


what do you mean


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how do you get a gf like this


his avatar looks really cool but his voice sounds like a dork who draws bbw art all day


phew he turns into a sexy huge boobed vtuber girl at the end


theyre crawling all over chink mmos


whats your avatar


i use a boruto avatar


he voicemogs me


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i picked tamamo


nice i decided to go with waver after all


the artist himself is bad enough but what kind of person sits around in a vtube stream watching a guy draw bbw smut for hours


its NOT smut its art


hes one of the most useful servants its a standard pick id pick him myself if i didnt already have him


stop pick men


hes pasted NOThin wrong with that


im using him to get reines to come to me


picked europa


dont you think shes a little too old


dont know her age


love europa


sigh keep shortsnoozing and gaming hard then latesnoozing my sleep debt is rising but i dont have it in me to nap when i could be gaming


thinkin about taking a nice snoozey myself


holidays in china from 1 to 5 of may hima


why dont you go somewhere less chinky instead



temp is 96.5 now


nice temp monitorer


im baste


sigh summer is almost here gonno have to turn on the 3rd fan soon


hate summer love winter simple as that


gonno fire up a nice MiracleluminalΣMOSAIC.LIVE!!〜MOSAIC.WAV 15th Anniv.〜


sigh pnig loved summer and tarding out with summer snacks




havent had any good snacks since the lockdown


cant wait for his release its gonno be just like the old days


NOT going to happen


weird how the corona lockdown happened right after he exhausted his trial extensions think hes hacking somehow


temp is 97.4 now


did you know non violent offenders are being released from prison


keep having nostalgic visions of different lives hope im NOT developing schizophrenia


youre fusing


keep us updated as you lose your mind


youre an esper and youre picking up interference from other peoples memories
i know what im talking about


been about a couple of years since ive last heard the screaming voices ive been hearing since i was six


the norms assault on your mind will return it always does


i realize the screaming pain
hearing loud in my brain


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are you gonno buy it


what was the point of this
are they proving to you that its a girl and NOT a birl
do they expect you to unzip and start jerkjoing to it
whats going on


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got so upset i forgot the pic




its always the norwooders


gonno setup a bank account


why does he carry around a football


hes tard


both of those people are perverts


love throwing some steaks on the grill and tossing around the pigskin with the boys from the mansion


hate norms


himas full of them


crying love mosaic wav


i know it is


woke up from that snoozey



cant imagine walking around and seeing kikes everywhere america is finished


hungry but need those abs


cant believe louis is an antisemite


yardwork time


gonno snooze myself




big bro is raging playing fifa


already posted


you say that like the vfoid worshipers dont post the same things dozens upon dozens of times


NOThing wrong with a nice vfoid worship


shattered my previous record and had a 1 hour and 10 minute shite have to say it was quite miserable


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my shites take 10 seconds even the largest 6 inch diameter 20 pound neetlogs that make you light headed


what do you mean make you light headed


keep finding hard pieces of cabbage in my sauerkraut i should get a refund



hate viletubers


you cant talk like that this is a place of worship


hope my favorite tuber NOTices me soon


you havent donated enough



yardworked hard sweating like a hog


i dont get it how come even precious metals collapsed in the same pattern along with everything else


i NOTiced that too


raining hima






want to tank with you but im too avoidant schizoid


its okay i am too


need 300 void dust


me too i raided jack hard but it still wasnt enough


fired up a nice zenmai kourogi


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gonno raid jack


how does she shake her head that fast


momentary deflation and lack of liquidity now its spiking back as hedge



jacks so good her skills are kinda bad but her cards are so strong


what do you mean cant you shake your head like that


NOT as fast as her


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sigh i have to stop watching seasonal if i want to learn japanese


most importantly shes sexy as all hell


wish i was smart enough to cook all i can do is use the microwave


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wonder how loud id howl if this happened to me


got itchy hand again


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sick of rpgs dont want to learn every games stat and talent tree and grind for gear and xp but never got into any other games



woke up and spermed hard cat was chewing on my headphone cord again gonno have to find the tape


lock him out while youre asleep


gonno 24hoursnooze wish me luck


good luck



back from the store picked up a 16 pack of pancakes some strawberries and a 12 pack of brats gonno feast


wish i wasnt incel


what about drinks


got drinks too a lot of em dont worry


wish they put a warning on games that gaming will turn you into a 30 year old hideous manbaby like they do with cigarettes


wonder how much better my life would be if i was born a mere 200 years ago


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feel like ive seen this same pic by 5 different artists already


im sure ive seen that exact one are you sure he didnt just finish it


makin chili fries its been a while


can i have one


nobody can eat just one chili fry


sure come on over



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pussy meat


whats that mean


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translation: if youre NOT about to marry your highschool gf then its over


didnt get a hs gf i was too busy jerkgaming


time to reenroll


need to reroll my starting parameters


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wonder if pikamee watches wako


temp is 96.3


youre becoming a frost demon


maybe your thermometer is broken


used the mercury thermometer it doesnt get anymore accurate than that


i referenced it with mom she continually has 97.1 - 97.2 which is pretty low too but kind of normal for someone in their 60s


stop obsessing about your temperature its NOT that important


its a good indicator im still infected with something


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hairy kitty


mom made french toast


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might join team red


nice amdrone


cant believe hima tricked me into buying amd


it was pnig


howd that happen


shes clumsy


the amd meme may be over now



im piss green pepper





when did motherboards get so expensive


how does she avoid getting age restricted


are you under 18


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installed python


inhaled peppermint oil



ssd just clicked


happened to me with kiara and almost with waver feel like ive drained all my luck with that after NOT being able to get mo later hope its back when skadi comes


lost trillions on the turnips hima its over


gonno lose on the stalk market this week too lost three in a row if that happens


why do you suck


thought i was gonno get the large spike


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love a good "study" reposted from the 4


simp alert


die norms


mal guy is watching bang dream


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yup surveys are defiantly top grade studies


i game


what a coincidence i too game


whens the hima diablo 2 playthrough happening


i dont you know why


forgot all the runewords


arreat summit is still alive


phew went to some norms island to dump these turnips


fire up the mxl


heating up yesterdays pizza


wonder how that grandma is enjoying animal crossing


the multiplayer in this game is reflappered


got an amazonbasics mousepad hima i give it 5 stars highly recommend it


love amazonbasics


got a package coming today


simply love how it takes 35 minutes to leave someones island probably better to just pull the plug than trying to deal with norms


thats what you get for being a norm


never leaving the sanctity of my private island again


ya im sure some foid that hooked up with 100s of faceless men on tinder is going to be doing just fine in a stable relationship makes sense


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mom made tomato sauce burgs with taters


how do you make a burg out of tomato sauce



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ay ay ay ooooooooooa


having some coffee


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NOT feeling to good wonder if its from drinking or NOT drinking or corona


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does that apply to manbaby adults


depends if theyre teens or NOT


what if im a teen in my late twenties




whats wrong


back pain from gaming


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wish i could game so bad


die deadgpu


dont tell him to die norm






if i died youd feel responsible


no one on hima would NOTice if i died


link a few posts and ill tell you whether i would or NOT




i would NOTice


some of those posts are mine


some of those posts i would NOT miss the second post of 4 has good posts in it


the first post was NOT me


im a gamer i game


sigh moms been gone for 45 minutes now would have had plenty of time to walk to walgreens and buy some normahol but i didnt because she said she was only going to one nearby store and i didnt think it would take her that long


im sick like a dog


missed my chance to go to a jap high school and confess to my childhood friend under the blooming sakura trees


your mask did NOT protect you


take those airborne vitamins they help so much


those are just overpriced vitamin c


vitamins arent real


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turt need your advice once i get corona cash should i invest part of it in amd stocks or into silver or gold


buy some nice amd puts


sb poster


is that my beautiful wife and daughter


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paste chadblog


flashlight has arrived mom went down to get it for me



was gonno post this




isnt it obvious


wish that was me


you mean the man right


snoozed through the comet lake nda lift



you shouldnt care about intel


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it came


havent shaved in weeks look like a homeless man


did mom claim you as a dependent


no im too old


whats the age limit




or maybe 24 i dont remember


im 30 and it says mom claimed me as a dependent when i tried to get it


youre mom is defrauding the federal government


ya i think if mom pays for over half your costs she can claim you


are you a cat


dont really know then
all i know is i got my money


why does the mom look so pissed


there is no age limit on claiming a dependent relative


she regrets NOT getting a borty


raged hard that mom stole 1200 dollars from me


what would you do with the money


shouldve lied and said i wasnt a dependent bet i couldve gotten away with it


guess mom is just dumb then hehe her loss is my gain


theyre magdumping incels one after aNOTher stay safe hima


hate moms so much


die momhater


mom raised you in a toxic environment and neglected you and is a terrible parent its her fault youre manbaby cel


should i wait until night to walk to walgreens or do it now


wish i was american seems fun


ghouls hunt at night


NOT afraid of ghouls i have the knife


thanks to the boles act of 2020 police now have to treat peds with respect


its NOT a crime to chat with someone who says theyre underage if theyre NOT underage
dont understand what those dumb pedhunters think theyre doing


are they really doing this during the chink virus


your days are numbered ped


tardlaughed hard at that thumbnail flipping idiot


gotta pay the bills somehow


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when was your deposit date mine was yesterday and i still dont even have a pending deposit on my account


how does that ogre have a gf


seki is busy at the moment he ordered $15 worth of delivery chipotle but forgot what his own address is so he guessed and guessed wrong and now someone else is eating his food


is that anyone whose been working this past month


how do i get an essential job


do you want the truth or a cope cel answer


lots of norms in the past few hours


the cope cel answer if you please my good sir




how about dying instead norm


whats the truth then


girls like big bears


how are there white cels if jbw is real




theyre either broke or too lazy to get off their asses and go to japan


if you close your eyes white cels dont exist


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gf is reading tune in


why would i watch a girl without a virtual avatar


you dont but that norm does


sigh stream lagged out just as a linked it flip you hackers






going to visit asia soon and run jbw-game on those gooks


need a mask


in terms of biological success i am the only failure on hima


our women hate whites now they brought covid here


unimaginative post


thats what you get with norms


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if any of you guys need a penlight may i recommend getting an acebeam pt10


sigh hikenorm loved penlights




phew wouldnt mind a flip


tickets are up on the mana prism shop anyone rolling



only login once a day to fgo now


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ban this teen already


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sigh wish i had a space ship and i could fly around the galaxy alone



get yourself a vr helmet and space fly all you want


the vast majority of space is NOThing followed by burning balls of gas followed by rocks its NOT that cool


it would be better than this shite life you guys can come to and we can fly and then restock and fly some more





greased some threads




been spending more during the cornteen instead of less hima


dumb consumer


NOThin dumb


they needed to be lubed up


raging at a british royalty documentary because elizabeth and margareth were going out to clubs at night with chads while their country was being bombarded their soldiers killed and their people starved
the concept of a noble woman is just an ideal they all deserve death


theyre elites for a reason


what did you expect them to do wallstare


it was a lifestyle i never considered to be a real thing i wish to be ignorant again


its NOT just royalty even normal politicians are like that


i am sir neet of blog


sir blog of discord


never understood how britain survived when hitler was carpet bombing the flip out of their cities for nearly a year


the war was hard


bombs sucked back then you had to drop hundreds to knock over a simple hut


even the nukes were small compared to what we have now


nuke the chinks


mom got burgs


NOT only was the yield smaller but the accuracy was much worse now i can have comfort in knowing russia can launch a thermonuclear device from the other side of the world and have it smash through my roof and obliterate everything for miles


just ate one of the rationed poverty meals moms been bringing back from work


what are they


live in the middle of the country
the nuke would get shot down before it made it over here


love finding the last wisp on the island


just little meals in black plastic containers with labels like "FISH / VEGETABLE / RICE"


oh do they taste okay at least


dont think a real nuke has ever been shot down before how do you even know if that technology even works


no theyre way too salty but a neets gotta eat


ive been eating microwaved dinners for 2 months now


antimissile tech lags behind missile tech unfortunately in test runs every system has poor success rates but its better than zero at least


but the quaranteed only started one month ago


it has been thoroughly vetted by the state of israel


ooog women bad male invaders innocent


NOT putting my life in the hands of the jews


sipping a nice kok


gonno put your life in the hands of your ass if youre NOT careful


kill all women


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shes just like me


i hate her


you cant



blue screened


is your gpu dying too


i think its a oc on my cpu


shes just like me


just did some math if i get 1200 from the gov i can get 2505 quartz id be able to np5 every summer servant with that


heck ya



you have to buy american goods with that money dont ship it off to the god damned chinks he started this


weird how huge that explosion was when it was just some jap crashing a plane into a ship


ammunition supply


cant believe seki did that to her


the google play store and albert take a cut were gonno fund his new cadillac


spermed bigly


mom gave me some cologne but i was scared of people smelling me so i threw it away


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wish i could sperm to sexy fgo girls but lose my bone when i remember theyre from a soulless gacha game


someday going to drive my mitsubishi into a crowd of norms just like the japanese soldiers used to do in their mitsubishis


arrest this man



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whats your preferred method of flirting hima


just want them to stay the flip away from me


lure the foid to a secluded conference room and snap them


its too late for us now anyways hima it was always too late


always completely ignored the foids who flirted with me


if a foid tried to flirt with me id feel so insulted id probably snapmurder


started shaking remembering when they would flirt and tease me back in school NOT going to sleep tonight thanks


bought a bufpuf


must be rough being a chad


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only one on hima who never got a candy gram


we already discussed that dreadful memory in february


got my ass grabbed by a girl in middle school




only cel on hima



please dont post viletubers


matsuri is an angel


vfoids are angels alright


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sigh matsuri


played poker at big bros house again today remembered why i stopped going three different people stopped by no mask no gloves NOT a care in the world completely throwing social distance out the window and bro doesnt care might have to think twice the next time he calls me up for a game


you are part of the problem you are a fourth person going there


but im NOT a risk the people he hangs around might be


gotta support your bro


sigh i want to do that but he makes it hard by NOT taking the pandemic seriously he thinks im overreacting but i know im NOT supposed to take risks and hanging out with him is a risk




of course its a risk thats why youre part of the problem too


the chink flu isnt real


it is


our chinky allies have already murdered thousands


have yet to see any proof of covid


have yet to see any proof that theres aNOTher real person on hima either


what kind of proof do you want


you have to prove youre NOT a bot senko piss norms die teen phew oog


haachama the blog hair of the vtuber NOThin burg


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thinking about that haachama



ankira ankira ankira ankira ankira ankira ankira ankira ankira



pikipiki piiman


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paste chinks


piki piki gween pepper



one hour until may day


piki piki hotto cawfee


stfu vfoid worshipers


teen alert


dont forget to rabbit rabbit


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gotta love haachama


never played okami