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got left behind


NOThing to do and do NOT want to drink tonight


you mean you cant because of a supply issue right


dont understand how the crack guy cracks 10 times a day


i cant crack and jerk all day everyday its hedonistic


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what are they doing





die uhnorm



raged too hard


uh die norm


the dream team


NOThing better than wiping your hands off on your pants or underwear


hate when my sperm smells really strongly and i have to lock my cumsock in a plastic bag before it stinks up my room


what about blowing your nose on your shirt


anyone elses sperm smell like corn pops




why are you smelling your sperms


im talking about the dried spermsocks


love a good spermey ballmusk


was going to do something but forgot


love a good cerebral atrophy causing short term memory loss


love lies


got a bone guess ill jerk it


have bone will jerk


me bone me jerk




thought it was the dead hours but i just got left behind


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i think its harder since the mons dont do that predictable headturn shite anymore they just flail around endlessly




id suck each of those toes one right after the other


im ooging out


yeah NOThing as beautiful as spending 30 minutes hunting one monster along two fixed paths and aNOTher 30 minutes slashing at his ankles while he repeats the same 3 attack animations then repeating said process 200 times to get a rare icy dino bone shard of upgrading so you can fight the higher tier version of the same boss with a different color palette hooo boy


its a gamer thing


feel like id be good at stocking shelves


sigh seliana is a beautiful city


never heard of it is it in the united states


woke up hi



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truly am mindblown by how norms report that NOT being able to rub against each other constantly is severely affecting their mental health and they lay at night thinking about when they can hug again they truly are just a completely different species


its NOT that simple



wonder what norms would think to know ive been living like that for three decades


I look forward to nibbling on the fat little legs of her new sibling.
uh wait a second


get your mind out of the gutter sexnorm


did they add this monster back in yet


what game do you play then besides if youre good it wont take you 30 minutes to hunt a monster simply stunlock that tard and blow 5 barrels on his face


hes the december monster


holy flipping baste


love getting only one monster a month hell ya


wish i never became too intelligent for work simulators


what do you do then if you dont play video games


bh slasher


i click rocks and watch numbers go up


i level up my rl toons


most of the mons in the series are shite they could add 5 a month and youd get plesioth and kut ku


more of a yian garuga man myself




im virgigante


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told mom im heading into the hotzone tomorrow and that she needs to make a list dont know if ill be able to sleep tonight im getting up at the crack of dawn to avoid norman crowds hopefully everything will be ok


you have to sleep to keep you immune system strong


immune systems arent real


wish i had a sleep mode switch that i could flip for instant snooze


simply eat some melatonin


same but i wish i never needed to sleep more


simply get a weighted blanky and make sure NOT to take drugs in the 8 hours before you sleep


that doesnt work if you have anxiety insomnia it just makes your eyes feel heavy for a few hours


no dont do that


why its harmless


you gotta eat 100mg of benadryl then you will feel extremely sick and tired and pass out


did they nerf the bazelgeuse rate in icenorme remember that piece of shite appearing in almost every hunt


hes NOT an invader anymore its savage deviljho now



sigh wish i hate deviljhos number




feel safe with the n95 on might wear it all the time


too many posts slow down please



nice girl love your skill now do a wheat field


women cant scythe put it down you bitch


how come there isnt a scythe in animal crossing


how do i find a wife like this


how come there isnt a point in animal crossing


if mili does the op/ed for an anime does that mean its teen


whos mili


you have to pick up the grass NOT cut them


you know milli vanilli



never understood the point of cutting grass why NOT just let it grow


norms like to walk around on it


then you cant walk through it without getting attacked


what if its a sexy poke attack





what the flip how is that possible


mom bought souvlaki


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cant wait for the society collapse when i get my wife mother


hehe theres some japs having a picnic at 0:48 one goes kowai kowai kowai


oh hes in japan that explains it


good form but her rhythm could be better


ya im a gamer so what


crazy how a sinkhole can just swallow you up at any time how do norms go outside knowing that


cant wait for a sinkhole to open and take me to the anime world




sleepy and tired all day for no reason


think im more scared of delta p and cave diving than sinkholes


been sore and sweaty all day need to wait a while before i can darkshower



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this is a boy


love boys


hard pass


should i play the original deus ex or human revolution ive played a few levels of each in the past but got bored


you got bored because those games pinch


stream some vampire the masquerade


sexy vampy girl


you should play through human revolution damn good game right there damn good


nah they were fun i just have to get completely hooked on a game to retain my interest in it either i play for 6+ hours every day until i beat it or i dont play it again for years


holy crap what are the odds


cant watch gleipnir i already read the manga



never asked for this


damn cant believe its gonno get this bad in just 7 years


jashin dropkick s2 airs tomorrow hell yea


it already is that bad


why are future games always set in detroit now


the city has already collapsed its easy to set a dystopian future there when it has already started




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pipe down


should i crack open a cold one


why dont you ever crack open a hot one


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i drink red wine at room temperature if that counts


its coors time



warm is NOT the same as hot


hotdogs turned out great hima


dont think that first one is about drinking warm beer but i knew id seen posts about it before


dont eat processed meat youre killing yourself


the world is ending why the flip would it matter im gonno eat hotdogs


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i also crack warm ones myself because my teeth are flipped up and overly sensitive to cold and i cant store them in the fridge


this world is ending but the next one will begin soon after and you will want to be physically fit for it


the cans NOT my teeth


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japan should be destroyed 1000 times over and sowed with salt


you have gum recession



already ate them all


crazy how japs turned from bloodthirsty warlords with no concept of surrender to docile manbabies in the span of half a century what happened


if i do the dentist doesnt know what it is or how to diagnose it


phew sexy little baby


damn good dogs


same thing that happened to us


you mean where we had two nuclear bombs dropped on us


is that bakarina show out yet


yeah its good too


no were just occupied like they are but theyre occupied by us and were occupied by kikes


you cant say that jews are our allies




you mean irish


can you feel NOTches along the sensitive teeth


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its time to become norms


the time of the norms is at an end


sigh he would love this


stop reminiscing



sigh hated him but he was my friend cant stand the idea of him rotting away in a cell


skippers always post the bad stuff


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hate those anti china propaganda tools


the sheep girl


just thought of a really funny april fools joke but im 4 days late sigh guess ill wait aNOTher year


dont forget to write it down and set an alarm


normsril fools


dont know who i miss more between ken and my mal bro


sheep girl sheep girl gsheep4e3peprfspfdoes gfiglr


there isnt going to be aNOTher april fools


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soon everyday will be april fools but instead of pranks there will be snap




spent 5 minutes waiting for the song to start but it never did


wonder if that was the last pnig mp3


added this to my annoying songs playlist


gonno learn rust


speaking of which theres a new daniel rust video


what a time to be a gamer hima


cracking a cors light


damn good


love shotgunning domestic lights


nice agp


thought winston hated chris what happened


ingrown nosehair stings bad but i must pick


give that sucker a yank


cant grab it might need to dig out the tweezers


never had an ingrown hair


what about after a nice pube shave


what the flip didnt know asmongold was back


love the nice blob of hardened pus attached to the end of an ingrown hair


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are you saying you hold empathy for aNOTher person




die skipper


pnig has completely forgotten about hima hes already forming his next empire in prison


cant believe pnigs gonno resurrect duegi


die norms



my daily dose


i demand death and those beneath me shall perish with my command


die norms


eatin coffee oreos


hes blogging out


should probably do something like play a video game but cant find the motivation to


cp banner


fire up some resident evil resistance


same just touching my bone


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unhand her




gaming hard


has anyone ever had mescal or tequila




NOT in margarita form


fired up the ol aram playing lux


didnt even know normgaritas have those


whats it like and which one did you have


ill have a gin fizz


i guess the tequilas i had were spicy some where sweet i dont know its aNOTher liquor pour me a blog and then were talkin


iku yo
mogu mogu


i only drink locally micro brewed ipas and it has to have been canned that day


why did everyone become an alcoholic


no normohol here


thats just normblog and his band neohimacord crew


drank nearly a whole 750ml bottle of tequilla in one night and puked hard then never drank it again it tastes like shite anyway


you mena bottled in a growler


moms boyfriend collects growlers


love it when mom brings men home to flip and i have to meet them


poured myself a vodka soda shook it up really good



anyone still cracking


havent been able to drink anything except milk ever since neetblog used his nen ability on me




hey i was watching his zippo lighters restorations


whats a growler


big bottle of blog


bought a paramotor


is that like a haunted motor or what


raged so i need to wait an hour or two when mom goes to bed to crack a sugarwater


bottle with a top on it that squeezes shut


the sunday night blues is real


guess ill crack and play some vampire bloodlines but NOT sure what to crack



mom says its okay to crack because were in lockdown


mom made real thick burgs and she got the whole pickles love crunching when i take a bite



ross said its trash so its bad


if ross told you to jump off a bridge would you do it


i thought human revolution was ok but the original is much better



heck ya wonder whats under that bridge


gonno watch ross and the new danielsfromsl


watching lulu fight the maneaters for 6 hours


does anyone want to play melbits world with me


go to hell liar


cant believe i forgot about daniel


hehe he still streams though




human revolution was better than deus ex




melbits world is hard to play alone andmom doesn't want to play with me anymore


had to beat the spider boss from metroid fusion for mom


why is your mom playing video games she should be cooking and cleaning instead


i cook and clean while mom goes to work simple as that


how are they going to disney and shit isnt that stuff closed


mom loves playing cooking mama


cooking mama has a bitcoin mine dont let her get it



just ripped a nasty fart


why dont girls fart


cracked the last sugarwater and belched hard


had a nice broiled chicken sandovich


took a shower NOThing to do might read fate summaries




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shite game


the games NOT what matters


uhh it wasnt me haha


a gamer games the game matters


liked to read about the harry potter games in nintendo power but never played them


enjoyed the harry potter game boy games you could collect jellybeans and cards and stuff it was fun


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in the future she will just be a run of the mill roast


watching fubuki visit peoples islands hehe


wish i could watch ross all day


gotta love fubuki she has the best voice out of all tubers



vfoid worship is a mental illness


love vtubers gonno donate


get in line im a 36 month subscriber and top donator


whats your point



NOT true roas is better




love my tardtubers


get help


go back to discord


haachama is NOT very good at smash


vtubers arent good at games in general


girls arent supposed to be good at games thats the mans role


ars is a gta pro


think im gonno switch from dick pickle chips to just dill pickles love crunching on them


dill pickle chips are vile


you take that back right now


im a pickle morty


what about kay


mom was genuinely surprised when all the delivery slots for buying groceries online were booked up for the next two weeks


pounding headache




made that post while i was watching this vid again after watching the other two hehe


ignorant whelp


hehe im watching the other two rn


die rnorm


used to live inside mom


wonder what its like to be pregnant


its like feasting hard and then having the food come alive


wish i could experience the joy of giving birth



die norm


that you posting borderline cp nb


die norm go back to discord and die


arent we nicebros


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went to hit hide and accidentally opened it i think im gonno be sick


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as a unique individual i love cute dancing asian cartoon depictions of children


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sigh would love to join if i had vr



nice jeremy soule


love when the monkeys start ooging at 1:09


have to say its my favorite vid right now


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sigh this is what they get in japan but in america we get this instead


theyre both equally disgusting


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the puppetmaster.webm


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who neet


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love berserk guy


hehe love listening to ragers yell over their mics in 24/7 shipment matches



anyone else wallstaring


shut the fuck up bitch why dont you make me go back to discord


staring at hima playing multiple webms the napo song the monkey song heck yaaaaaaaaaa


im haato staring


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truly time



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the monkey video depicts chimpanzees but the calls are obviously that of the siamang gibbon this upsets me


why is this 36.43 mebibytes


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paste arse animal


never understood why a 5 second gif image is larger than a 5 minute mp4



gif is a series of frames, mp4 is mostly deltas between frames


gth technorm


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need to find a mate


sigh gf said i have to spend time with her guess i cant hima post today


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time to rewatch tummy apologies


wish i could get that excited about something


its an act


ya i bet you know all about that


whats that supposed to mean


if people believe it its NOT an act just like how i lie on hima all the time if people believe it its true




mom read some conspiracy theory about the virus being faked and now shes being convinced
its over hima moms gonno go consume and kill me


mom will form a symbiotic relationship with the virus she is growing stronger


shes right its just a flu


the virus was never the problem


drinkin wine gonno snoozey


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damn that nigga cray


love kid pix


sigh pnig loved kid pix


ya ok norm


die norms


sigh pnig loved being a norm


any norms here


found the trick to ordering groceries online might be able to avoid having mom leave the house at all for the next month until things cool down and all those wartime production masks and gloves start being sold


ya whats up


mom must go


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did they cancel the election dont hear about those guys anymore


wonder if there are any real deal genuine bonafide norms here pretending to be neet manbabies while they flip their gfs


love flipping my gf in between posting die norm on hima


what do you think a discordposter is theyre just lying to everyone pretending to fit in


wouldnt be able to resist rubbing our noses in it if they were


there are only three candidates and one is on tv all day


only three people from discord actually come here one is a mexican truck driving mamas boy with a learning disability one is a 40 year old gymcel and the last just barely makes the minimum requirements to be considered a norm but only comes here weekly even though hes the admin


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hope they all die


miss when haysuz only posted about his mom


haysuz isnt norm hes just annoying


die norm apologists


haysuz is probably less norm than a lot of the regulars here that think theyre the big freaks


haysuz is pasted


go back to discord


im the least norm


hima is full of norms get over it


never understood how haysuz ended up on warosu and here he doesnt even like anything jp related


wonder if theres a gene that makes submissives worship and apologize for raiders


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hes pasted


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wonder if theres a gene that made this guy a faggot


hes flippan mentally ill




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because hes the wandering mexican doomed to walk the earth for eternity to atone for the sins he cant even remember he committed he will never fit in anywhere NOT with the norms NOT with the discords the ircs or even the imageboards meanwhile you have norms who socially mingle on this here social forum for socializing with fellow socialites


discord teens are raiding


quick spam webms


never clicked a webm before


love how the vgteen spams webms whenever norm posts start popping up hehe i bet he thinks hes fighting an epic internet war


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whats wrong with vg


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/v/ raiders discord raiders cant take it anymore


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hate the norm that hates webms


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his brain was designed for infant sacrifice and smoking pounds of weed like his ancestors he cant cope with the modenr world


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gonno snooze


sigh pnig loved sacrificing infants and ripping from his bong on stream


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phew nice fate summaries


sigh yeah the only thing he liked more than that was posting pickle rick


im picklenig


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love springy teen girl skin


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forgot how he always made excuses for his bong noises


love when some bit of food i ate 8 hours ago slips out of my cheek or something and i get a tasty snack


knew all these webms were reposted by the same guy


they arent


no shit sherlock


love these anime webms on himasugi . blog


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love a good webm before bed


ota admitted to raiding


just had a bad flashback that reminded me to destroy all life on this planet


pasted raided tattling on his friends


NOThing worse than discord raidteens


why wasnt there a windows 9


how could the otalads do this


because your mom gey


die norms


ota:1 hima:0 lmaooooooo better luck next time fagots


the otamin will hear about this


you can spot these discordteens from a mile away


spotter got the norm binoculars


my dog says woof woof to you janny


just berate and shame they like freak said it will obviously work


in your dreams kiddo


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are the really norms doing this


there must always be a jan


some old faggot on my street has been playing music in his driveway and the other norms come out to listen


ya the norms are losing their minds its weird how they can convince themselves that theyre doing something good by making a bunch of noise in the middle of the street


love banging my pots and pans outside the walmart cashiers house in support


hehe its so dumb i cant help but laugh when i think about it


had to read this three times to understand it


thats ethnic women for you


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bought one of these ready to game now


hell ya game on


nice imageboard pro what images and posts do you have mapped to those buttons


took a shower with my good buddy weiser


last nights bacon sandwich is even better after mixing habanero hotsauce into the mayo oh god hima


made popcorn


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might microwave a dog for dessert




hate the what guy


absurd scenario


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all the single furries
all the single furries


cant fall asleep the thought of having to go too the store tomorrow morning is sending tremors through my psyche



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what the flip is that guy on hima i remember he commented here


he looks like an algorithim manipulator commenting on vids with low views or subscribers must be beneficial


post the potato knishes one


I am devoured.
I must destroy.
Darkness fills my soul.
No one can understand my suffering.
O poetry! My only friend.
This ink is my blood, is my life.
And Darkness shall reign forevermore.


thats a dog


or maybe it gets more people to click his profile thus view his videos


because 7 ate 9


made ramen


might become a self improvement norm seems like being cool would be fun


no idea why she has so much south park stuff are japs even able to understand it



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just got done touching my bone


might rub my bone as well


i am the bone of my sword



just unleashed a hell of a longsperm one of my most powerul of all time


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still have no idea how to be ergonomic think im already deformed from spending most of my life sitting hunched in front of the rectangle dont think it would make a difference


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nice flippin cowmom


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shut up


what an utterly useless mp4 you should be banned



its your fault for watching as soon as i hear aNOTher language other than american english i click off


woke up and teenlaughed at the raid posts


i still dont understand it



night hima


i just woke up




hate the wake snoozers


why didnt coco sing


shes a lizard so she sings like elizabeth


coco does NOT have a singing voice


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getting tired of hearing this social distancing word i think i finally understand cultural appropriation


the norms socially distanced me at birth


holy flip get in here


dont know who that is


love a good four hour ramble


cant watch that norm anymore after he retracted his 10 hour fallout 4 ramble to say it was good



he did NOT say that




broiled some za


yeah youre a /v/ norm raiding us


go to work turt you goddamn skipper


hey you cant talk to him like that


check em



sigh shes so good at souls


shes NOT that great


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lulu does NOT have big boobers


was worried about the store but didnt get to go because mom was asleep and didnt make the list i told her id go tomorrow and went back to game she came in 20 minutes later and told me she went too the store and was proud because there was nobody there


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ya she does


why was she proud


she got to consume


might ditch league and fire up some defense of the ancients


theres no sexy girls in that


how about playing a nonnorm game


phew nice long fart at 2:51




thats NOT very ladylike


how can a grown adult NOT know what a space shuttle is at all


drank coffee and pacemumbled


im norm


love a pacemumble NOThing quite like it


i pace and i mumble simple as that


the japanese are NOT familiar with the concept of pacing and mumbling


practicing my seiza




raging at how everyone else can eat ice cream but if i have a single cone the voice in my head will scold me for hours


nice schizo


could use a nice chocomint right now


hate ice cream cant think of a more norm food


what about steakrager that insists steak is the most norm food


hes norm




cant deny that


steak is for norms


its NOT the thing thats norm its the norms that ruin the thing


bacon is the most norm food just narrowly beating steak


love a good bone in ribeye


thats unladylike


all of these norms complaining about a food being norm when today theyll be chugging normohol which has no other purpose other than to raise your normalcy level


dont really like steak that much no point in ever making it at home its only ever is worth it in a restaurant but theres always something better to order at a restaurant ordering steak is the default norm option when they cant pick anything on the menu


never had steak in my life whats it like


do you have any idea just how wrong you are
the only stuff you cant easily do at home is the tryhard stuff like aging them or sous vide crap





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just realized nachos are the most norm food ive seen norms in their natural habitat


howdy hima how are you im just sitting here in the back yard smoking some meat about to crack open that sweet baby rays


to enjoy a nice steak its all about the heated plate the wine and the lighting im NOT doing all that just to eat a slice of cow muscle


had the gf dream again its been a few months since the last time

starting to question why shes speaking to me and bracing myself for her to leave even in the dream sigh


youve got all the lighting you need from the glowing rectangle


weird how all my flip dreams are with my sister




flipped friends sis in a dream once



the gf dream never involves flipping or kissing


wish i had a sis maybe then i wouldnt be a virg


missed my chance to flip my sis now its too late


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7 billion boobies on this planet and ill never touch a single one


what about men with breast implants


you can probably get away with it if you grope some random foid on the street at night and run


forget the implants just call up the scumblimp


what do you mean run does a fat greaseneet with muscular atrophy like me look like i can run


you just need to find an equally fat foid


the fat ones are more likely to carry mace because they cant fight back


how arrogant do you have to be to think anyone would bother molesting you if youre fat


sis carries mace but shes NOT fat


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uh oh


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30 year old balding fat gamer cel


mindblowing that norms can take selfies and look at themselves in video chats without feeling disgusted


gonno game


norms lack awareness
your problem is you have too much awareness


im a gamer i game


i used to do that with moms digital camera every morning before school for some masochistic reason and i was always disgusted



did this really happen why didnt it happen to me


never touched sis or stepsis boobs


you couldve made one of these vids


im a skipper i torment gilligan simple as that


wow the tripnorms snapped that thread and it went south fast


thats probably what he was going for post that montage


you cant trust personas they only care about their own ego


that guy at age 12 mogs me now it wasnt for any purpose i think it was because i realized i couldnt use the mirror to gauge how ugly i would look during the day in variable lighting and at different angles


sigh cant believe i passed up opportunities like this



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he also lifemogs me look how even at a young age girls are happy just to see themselves in a photograph with him even though hes doing the autistic death stare keep in mind this is just one out of hundreds


jbwmogs me to hell


jbw isnt real


told a mexican about jbw theory then reminded him that he was 5'9" basically had to lay it on him that it is utterly over but i think he was too dumb for it to stick so he will have to go out there and learn it first hand



wish i was azn


hes too high iq to fall for it


mexicans cant be high iq


kind of mindblowing that all female worshipers are high iq


do vfoids count


at first i think he thought i was joking around since im a little taller than him but i told him that im NOT tall enough either its long since been over for me


ive never heard of a high iq man who hated women tesla may have been cel but he still respected women


no he didnt






NOT openly ranting about the evils of foids isnt the same as respecting him


them NOT him


playing re2 mr x is too scary


damn good game right there


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was waiting for this to happen while fighting the guy that unlocks anor londo yesterday hehe


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controller died sigh


can i touch


anime girls arent real


how did he take that picture


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with a camera numb nuts


cant believe the ccp is blaming italy for starting the pandemic


believe it


wonder if ill ever get a chance to go to that pool


chinks are subhuman filth they should all be exterminated


die racist


you cant be racist against chinks thats like saying someone is racist against dogs


order sixty six on the ccp


youre supposed to hate the ccp NOT chinks



mindblowing that poor starving peasants from 400 years ago ate better food than me


die pnig


they didnt even have burgs


bored of burgs give me a nice hot bowl of cheesebread soup


isnt that what french onion is




have the urge to go for a walk outside but afraid ill run into virus infested dog shite particles and accidentally breathe it in


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why is that child dressed like a whore


her mother is american


aNOTher day gone aNOTher wall stared


its here




moms ordering subs


cant believe he got killed for trying to save them from the japanese werent they grateful


if these are the highlights god knows what he left out


damn straight


youre watching camwhores play games and make stupid sound effects and mindless commentary in the typical japanese retard manner of speaking they arent even able to play the games well


damn straight


dont call ars a whore


what else would you call someone who sits in a yakuza owned office building with a few dozen other girls that all broadcast themselves on the internet for money


simp alert


a gamer


this is what a real gamer girl looks like


dont care what they really look like only care what their vtuber avatar looks like




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sigh hima streams



never mind its just an advertisement for some normteen neogame


hb new ross



love a good fake pixel art normteen kickstarter soy neogame


hate platformers hate pixel art


boogies looking kind of yellow hope im NOT sick


vile soulless shite


trevor said youre NOT supposed to pick your nose


sis made shepherds pie


simply love manmaru


tardflailed and made the soyface when i saw three (3) episodes of jashin chan on the rss feed


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damn good sub


hate shepherds pie its the most bland dish


only if you dont know how to make it correctly


shepherd cope


hehe thats the one i linked where she goes wooow


i think you may be mentally ill! Yes, of course a naff supermarket shepherd’s pie tastes like very little at all – but if done well, with fresh ingredients, a decent home made sauce and cheese melted on top after the potato has turned golden – it’s about the best damn food on the planet. I rarely feel excitement when a boring old bolognese or con carne is in the offering – oh yay, mince with pasta sauce, or oh yay, mince with horrid beans in it. Shepherd’s pie is a damn fine meal, honest, rugged and British to the core. Those nasty foreign foods you mention, with their overtones of fascism and incest, represent everything that’s wrong with your weak limbed overseas johnnies! As I look out across the English Channel, shepherd’s pie in one hand, brave british fork in t’other – I thank God, Churchill and the White Cliffs of Dover that I was born an Englishman!


whats bland about mashed potatoes ground beef carrots and peas



cant believe theyre releasing a hosexy ladyve usa







owned those amerifats



why doesnt this guy review any good games like skyrim or mass effect 2



cant watch luna anymore after hearing her rip a fat 18 second fart


he is comparing witcher to mass effect 1 and 2 throughout the video


bastard liar she never did that


she has no womanly appeal


woke up showered gonno get some rice


shes pasted





she did that with her mouth tard


then why did it smell


were you there how do you know it smelled


how do you know she did it with her mouth


thats NOT the same thing as reviewing it but at least i know hes a real gamer now


didnt know playing some norm games made someone a true gamer


watch your tongue those games are classics


mindblowing that minecraft is considered an ancient relic and people have nostalgia over it now


no NOT really mindblowing at all doubt theres a single person on this board that isnt nostalgic for things they liked 10+ years ago


thought minecraft was only 5 or 6 years old theres no way it came out over a decade ago


NOT sure what it means to have nostalgia


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having a coffee


i do have some nostalgia over minecraft because back in the w days i would wake up at 2 am shower make myself a tuna melt fire up a five hours long denpa playlist and play minecraft by myself until mom woke up then id make her coffee and breakfast sigh




moms supposed to make you food NOT the other way around


die non useless mom


i was a useless hikkineet that would wake up in the wee hours of the morning so why NOT help mom


die non manbaby


sigh anyone else ever fantasize about being a girl and having a boyfriend who betrays you so you go to his house in the middle of the night and set it on fire and when he comes to you for somewhere to stay you let him sleep in your bed with you and then kill him mercilessly when hes at his most defenseless




cant say i have


youre daydreaming too much about being a girl


reality is so boring i cant help but daydream


you dont know how wrong you are


sigh lunas getting her ass drilled playing makaimura


we are fighting daydreamers


anyone else oogin



ooged hard gamed hard


i get no enjoyment out of ooging its just a delivery method for my dopamine fix


need a fentanyl patch


already got my daily oog fix its like a curse that i have to get rid once a day


in fact i hate women and blame them for most of the problems in my life


we need to spermsync


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NOT compatible with this normworld just delete me


wrong warped into the shiterealm


eating a hot dog


i dont think he has to tell people to stay away thats why hes in a basement alone lol



love how being a depressed ugly loser causes you to do things that will result in you being an even more depressed uglier loser


went 4 PUs and desynced from my main position


pull yourself up by your boot strap or your thigh highs then faggot


the damage has already been done


woke up gonno have s ome coffee and watch ross


hate the rude guy


dont forget to also watch joseph anderson



NOThing is irreversible if you want to be the opposite of what you are then do the opposite things you only have yourself to blame


wrong hamudi said its over


im volincel


wish i had something to sink my time into i have NOThing but the wall


yeah let me just reverse my entire existence that should do it


oh my lord shut the fuck up with your whiny bullshit


let me think about it



we need to strike back at the ones responsible


NOT a revengenorm id rather sit and rot away here in my room


youre just a coward




whats it like to have dick cravings


feels pretty gay lol


wish there was a steam sale bored out of my mind NOThing to do


order some amazon packages


same need to buy something


thats a terrible idea you dont want anything to do with the outside world its NOT safe


you cant hide from the norms


might go to bevmo and stock up




broiling up some poverty pizza


i would beat your ass with a mag light youre going to have teeth soup bitch


haysuz is chimping out again


its time to hellban him


ate a sandwich


im already shadow banned


the norms already banned me from the societal interaction of the circles long ago


wonder if the online grocery delivery will bring me beer 4 days is the longest i can stretch a 30 pack


sigh need to piss every hour whats happening to me


just a little something called prediabetes


i drink a lot and i piss a lot


glad im NOT a poison water norm


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matsuri is vile


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lets watch




lets NOT




glad im in the timeline where vtubers exist


cant say i disagree


everything else is awful and even vtubers are just a mild amusement from time to time i would defiantly have to disagree


imagine getting the manlet boy model


you dont want to know how bad the other timelines are


dreamed i went camping with an indian boy and then all my teeth fell out


learned something today


ever suck a dick on accident


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raging at how bad my posture is




any trannies online


aris is streaming animal crossing



going to have to adjust my desk again this is what i get for buying cheap shit that wasnt meant for someone to use 16 hours a day


nice late 00s early 10s mood
"it wasnt great but it was better than now"


this stuff is better than the plastic table and folding chair i used to use but it isnt as different as you might think i went from walmart furniture to ikea furniture its all the same shite


should have made a cinderblock desk for free


been using the same desk since 2003 except for a brief period in 2004-2005 when there was no room in the trailer


sigh she just wants to game i know this feel


whoa why did they dump all of the jashins at once now im going to be forced to marathon it


sigh cant believe they did that there goes my weekly treat


avoided disaster in the bathroom the neetclog almost caused an overflow had to plunge and flush 4 times


https://www.hitimewine.net/beer help me decide what to buy


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paste tweeters


the only real issue is the armrests theyre a weird shape and NOT adjustable but im too atrophied to take them off the chair for longer than a day or two


love cutting off the hard skin around my nails it feels good


damn good hot salami today hima damn good


yeah we heard you the other 40 times you posted about it retard


never posted about that in my life


haysuz is chimping out


why does he even post here


tardlaughing at foids thinking theyre equal to men



im looking at blogs to buy and possibly send to turt on this website https://www.hitimewine.net/beer


crazy to think turt couldve retired by now if he didnt waste all his money on carnorm shite


hes put in as much as hes gotten out of it crazy to think how stupid the average hima goer is


gonno have a snoozey


the average hima iq is easily over 130



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oof gonno be hard to recover his social credit score after that


with me around 60 and the freak around 200 the numbers check out


neohima hours gonno go wallstare


freak is around 80 he told me


sigh little fat chink is going straight to the reeducation camp


freak is just barely at the iq level where you gain the ability to move pieces of paper around telepathically


remember when it wasnt cool to worship pnig i became the first then i saw his true colors and backed off but then everyone started worshipping that black son of a bitch same with freak and turt except people still ridicule turt for some reason


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cygames is growing too powerful we have to stop them


stop youre NOT supposed to watch all the episodes at once you have to watch it weekly or youll be left empty with NOThing to watch the entire season


they ridicule me because theyre norms


love everything cygames does


which subreddit did you find this at


sounds like a bus full of chinks but the road markings are jap


hate when turt drives


dont understand whats happening is the bus driver going rogue


never been on a bus before whats it like


hes in a rush to get those howling chinks off his bus


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cant stop


stop you are going to regret it you have to pace yourself


wish i had the attention span to watch anime



i absolutely positively love its always sunny damn good show hima damn good


dont think its a good idea to be distracting the driver these norms are just asking to die


cant imagine enjoying a show with real people in it


all the norms are just asking to die


allow me to oblige them


its NOT mandarin think theyre speaking cantonese or something


if youre able to distinguish asian languages from one aNOTher you deserve a bullet to the temple


how do you know what mandarin sounds like bastard chink spy


grandma always yelled at me in cantonese


same but hokkien


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same but english


never had a gran


gran got dementia




sigh starting ep 4 i cant stop myself


based blimpout


hell ya gonno crack


it was a poor blimpout he was easily subdued


im a cracker i crack



im a hima tranny in the hima tranny discord simple as that


he loved san andreas


can you teach me rust


never programmed before whats it like


dont understand programming do you have to manually write everything


being a cute trannyneet looks kinda fun you can be your own gf too bad my best years are behind me guess ill have to settle for being baste


never too late to chop your dick off and call yourself a girl


ate a booger


told mom to put soy sauce on her ice cream and she called me weird


told mom to buy me my daily jugs of soy milk and she tried telling me my boobs are growing i need to stop drinking that stuff


put soy sauce in your milk


going to become feminine and call myself a girl but keep my dick


no you can do it telepathically if you use emacs


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shes just like me




wish i had something to crunch


hehe that reminds me when i was at the store with my mom a year ago and i was looking at milk alternatives and she told me to NOT to drink soy milk because she read about how it lowers testosterone


why does your mom want you to be high test


imagine the obscene noises she must make while slurping


get some nice kettle chips


no one wants a pmb son


hey me too must be a low t high estrogen thing haha #justfemininethings #mtf


wish normsuz would die


any bolis


never tried jagariko is it good


jelly bitch


wish normblob would get my dick out his mouth and put it in his ass like the good old days




haysuz is a classic example of the outcome of single motherhood


what am i supposed to watch now that i dropped sao


what's up bitch what's up pussy what's up what's up



dont watch real people sorry


did barton die of corona


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watch alicization



i cant watch alicization because that would be skipping s2 i cant skip and s2 is a roadblock im forced to drop the series here shame because i liked the first season


wish i had a gf to crunch and fart in my bed


this is a crime against mlp humanized ponies should be reserved for porn and fanfic


whats wrong with alfheim online


NOT a real fart she was just pretending


i used to wonder what friendship could be
until you all shared its magic with me


vsimp cope


need to crack


gonno shower then sperm


sexy ladies love making farting noises with their mouths


tarded out and got 100 years in a federal penitentiary


better shower after too




girl fart me bone



the llamas spit at her


wish i could play minecraft



wish ars would fart


gonno fire up a nice nukige




get upset looking at monkeys and seeing how similar they look to myself almost time to create a new body


crying reading about extinct primates


how much do i have to donate to ars before her producer reaches out to me to offer some special services


still dont get why humans owned monkeys if monkeys are ten times stronger


mindblowing how much power we have over nature but for some reason are NOT allowed to take advantage of it for ethical reasons


sigh homo floresiensis


whar powers do we have


did you know that humans are the only species of animals that can jo


love how arrogant humans think theyre so beyond nature yet here i am a cel kicked out of the gene pool because my bones arent pointy enough by a couple of millimeters meanwhile violent 80 iq trash is out there slaying with 5 different baby mamas yeah real advanced species youve got here


hai hai wakata wakata


hope totori guy is safe and warm


wonder who was the first to jo in space


im here thinking if i want to make soup


probably that monkey the soviets shot up there


thought ronald regan was the one who shot a monkey into space


is he still floating around


he was too scared to jo


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might fire up a nice family sim wish i had a beautiful daughter to protect


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hate monkeys


why do monkeys make me laugh NOT sure what i find so funny about them


black people make me laugh too hehe just start tardlaughing when i see a nig do anything


laugh all you want but that little chimp could rip your arms out of their sockets on a whim



your family is waiting in rune factory 4



ate too many jolly ranchers


NOT true hes just a kid


going to need to go to walgreens and pick up some liquor this week


going to use sand coffin on myself


love going to walgreens to pickup my vicodin and snooze pills then looping out the front door and getting me a jug of grain alcohol


ate a nice melatonin tablet


might drink this sugarwine early only have enough ingredients for aNOTher gallon and a half this isnt going to last nearly long enough


need to figure out how to convert cans of sugarwater into alcohol





what are you supposed to do when the cashier tries to make small talk with you


liquor foid tried to compliment me on my scotch choice i just gave her the cel stare


just keep saying yeah and wow


cant believe the mc in the new cygames anime barely talks and only makes crude gestures to assist in the self insertion process


wow yeah thats crazy haha unbelievable wild amen thats my small talk vocab


surely you know all the rules and strategies to the game by now why NOT just play along


love posting my fantasized social interactions on hima


hate norms


what game


hes a baby


so am i


im baby


any anime with a fat greasy balding 30 year old gamerbaby virg mc


only ever say yeah or thanks in public because i only interact with cashiers dont even think about it anymore its completely automated


same but 네 and 감사합니다


love accidentally saying thanks when i was supposed to say something else


you too


wonder if you became a cashier if you would get so much practice talking to strangers that you would become good at talking


forgot i also say have a good one sometimes but again its completely automated i dont have control over what i say i just know at what points im supposed to say something to NOT seem like a freak


called the teacher mom in 3rd grade




totori guy is 36 years old now


eating some shredded wheat




im a girl


can i touch your kitty


how tall are you


woke up gonno go to the store now


cant tell if this is vinegar or alcohol


just got clobbered for telling mom to get in the kitchen and make me an egg sandwich


might make a boiled egg sandwich myself


havent cracked anything in a long time if this is the good stuff it should be NOTiceable


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why did he put that much oil what the hell


whenever i cook my eggs i just put around a table spoon of butter on the pan


you need saturated fat


love oil would drink it if it was digestible by humans


need to fix my gamer neck




rolled a few katamaris


dont know what that is


used to drink a spoonful of oil every morning for my diet when i was a body builder


dont let the door hit you on the way out teen


im NOT bout to leave because i dont know what katamari or whatever chink shit you said is


ban this teen



i only use extra virgin olive oil imported from italy when i cook eggs


butter and bacon grease are the only acceptable cooking fats for eggs anything else is shite


go to hell poornorm


here we go again


used to hunt for petoskey stones in my youth what happened


get out there and let the hunt begin


nah i simply choose to save the extra virg olive oil for things that it wont make taste like shite sorry you cant afford more than one kind of oil things will look up for you soon


skinned a chamoe at record speed gonno chow down



heck ya


die you literal teen


im the biased neetblog


no you arent i am


nice flipping poornorm thinking a 13 dollar bottle of olive oil is some kind of a status symbol i buy and sell people like you every day


wait i cant afford different types of oil yet you have to recycle oil to cook your food but im the poor one lol okay


only buy the finest snapseed oil


ban these teens already


knew it get owned you dumbass beaner go back to begging for nickels


raid hours lets snooze


im about to flip this


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gsnapseed oil is fine i use it to bake bread


dont know what these cooknorms are talking about just pull your food out of the freezer and broil it for 20 minutes


NOT sure what broil means


miss the boilguy


a norwegian guy on youtube says were losing our freedoms


dont know what broil means


took out a pound xxl beef and bean burrito out of the freezer and popped that sucker into themicrowave




i cant nb will dox me




wish to buy some meat but dont know how to cook it


depends what you buy and how you want to eat it


its a new kind of biomeat


wish i had a couch then i could lay on the couch and watch vids



NOThin better than laying on a nice couch and cranking a movie or some anime while snacking


bought a leather couch to lay down with mom in and watch netflix on our 80 inch 4k tv


dont watch that guy watch the pit boys


i don't like pit boys reminds me too much of nb


wish i could watch anime on the tv and snack on the couch but mom would make fun of me for watching anime need the privacy of my room


mom respects me she would never do that to me



made some cereal and crumbled oreos on top


dropped some Oreos in a cuppa whole soy milk


going to bed




dont call me skipper bitch



mogs me


love my boy swan


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NOT letting big toilet get their hands on my analprint scan


got spaghetti sauce on my white shirt again


havin some knackwurst sauerkraut and potatoes


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made aNOTher sandwich


just ran my fingers through my hair a little to add some volume and dont look cel anymore holy shite




guess its time to hit the club and slay


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gamed hard hima


what do you get out of gaming


a good time


love a good time


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think coco might be the only virgin


nah korone doesnt know what sex is


how come so many anime girls dont know what sex is



the ugly japanese men who buy anime blu rays are more attracted to virgins


im watching the invention of lying on netflix and they keep saying sugar water aNOTher norm meme hima took and adapted its unfortunate this place turned into the cess pit of unoriginality it is today






sick of raidsuz


ive exposed you so youre mad at me wow how.....unfortunate


no one told them
if no one told you what sex was you wouldnt know either unless you were a true hypernorm


saw cats flipping when i was young but thought they were fighting


read that cats have barbed penises


woke up


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phew no wonder people are drawing this whore


shameless bitch


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dont like this oog girl


what the hell is she doing down there shouldnt she be working


shes working







like this sheep girl more


why dont nigs encrypt


ask kenneth


woke up eating cereal and pop tarts


how did he only get 15 years for brutally snapping a 2 year old


the uk is soft on peds


chomos get hit equally across the globe fuck ass nigga



morning hima


why would my fate be to sacrifice ugly people


the style box broke


nevermind i just had to refresh


did anyone feel that just now


ya i threw up in my mouth a little


dont feel too good


getting nervous


sigh one day left






himasugi dot blog


back from the hotzone hima i woke up around 10 told mom to make the list and give me her credit card i put on my gloves my jacket then i was off thankfully i had no potential exposures today the first store i went too had no people the second had only a couple wearing masks i got some pizza sugarwater and tv dinners hell yea took me half an hour to disinfect everything but now im here showered and ready to crack


chino banner


encrypted my files one time and then i didnt use access them for a few months and forgot my password now theyre lost forever


used to have a 40 character password but havent used it in years


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when are they gonno make minecraft 2



how do they fit 16 billion of those in a 8gb stick


by making them really small


cant make minecraft now that NOTch is with gamergate


how does cutting some sand make comptuer chips


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hell yeah pop that pussy girl


die norm


NOTch is basted hes a gamer


ban this norm


you cant just talk to the admins discordbro bastesuz like that


dont post vids by intel


raid and norm hours


hater hours


go away


been waiting for this one for a long time



dont get re3 its only 5 hours long


thats perfect


getting my dose


its the perfect length


is normhun worth buying if you have nobody to play it with


what do you mean people can randomly join your hunts you dont need friends


ok might buy it when its on sale then i need a grinding simulator


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love monhon


you can play it solo


or NOT theres some mp scaled only content sigh


just pretend the other players are npcs


hate multiplayer hate helpers hate all that if im playing a game its solo all the way


wonder how porcupines flip without killing each other


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weird how you just had that mp4 on hand



have a clip of every species flipping


post a nice horsey flip


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why NOT


its the flashing light part that makes them


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simply no raisin for a gif to be that large


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hate that norm but this one if pretty fun


its over for amd


love processors with hardware backdoors


ccp wouldnt allow them to sell hardware with security flaws


same thats why i stick with intel


iku yo
mogu mogu



mom made hot dogs


might zap a nice dog myself


gonno shotgun a nice room temperature bottle of water


do you even know what's in those


go back to discord



NOThing paste about it


that is one sexy goat


shall i crack


bought a gaming pc




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cant imagine NOT having a panic attack in this situation


its easy if you know the person and your relationship has been building naturally from mere acquaintance to mutual infatuation


cant imagine someone being attracted to me


touched my feet and now my fingers smell like cheese


got that tard smell


the cracking has begun


might pick up some weeds then farm


as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no evil thy bottle comfort me


sigh cant compete with the bot farms everyone has 60 accounts to get beta keys and im just using one


maybe you shouldnt be playing games that are best played by bots


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selfie for the boys


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marina came to my town hima im so happy


shes sexy


gonno snooze bye


you cant snooze now its crackin time


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shes just like me


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hehe guess im NOT the only one who thought she was cracking a big ole glass of whiskey


NOThin wrong with a nice sip


how can i tell if im a crackaholic


sweating gonno crank the ac


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wonder how people survived without air conditioning and fans


want some normahol but i dont want to see the cashiers judgmental stare


if i had no ac id live underground where its cool


missed todays さすココ


simply dawn the n95


dont have one


guess youll have to make one of these then


mom is refusing to use the grocery carts even with gloves on so all of the next weeks food will only be what she can carry in her hands because they arent allowing you to bring your own bags in anymore sigh


they sanitize the carts


doesnt trust the employees to do it properly looks like there may NOT be any blogweisers for a while


should have stocked up fool


crazy how a single cel organism is all it took to send the norms cowering in fear


even if i had stocked up 100 cans it wouldnt have lasted more than 2 weeks at the most and id be in the same position i am right now just have to wait it out until the number of cases has begun dropping after the peak


just get a whole barrel of wine like me


mom got a bunch of regular masks and dad has some n95s stocked up so im safe



made mom a cocktail


glad i always have a big box of n95s didnt have to buy any for the apocalypse


wine time


sigh poor peds just trying to have a jo


shes smart


damn they made that old hag look hot as hell


raining hard


can i come over


love that they cant show too much of the predators because people would call them racist since theyre mostly arabs


mom started yelling that the wrong relish was bought because its spicy and when i looked at it the jar said hot dog relish she just saw the word hot and whats left of her brain immediately assumed it was going to be hot and spicy


pnig was the biggest sexnorm on hima


gonno buy a nook miles ticket


open your gates instead fire up the dodocode


paste charmander


wonder if pnigs instagram profile pic was a penis


paste dbznig


i neetblog love to suck dick no cap💯


blackout sigh



had my gates open for a week and no one visited



thats because you didnt post your dodocode vistors need your code before they can visit


its raining in southern california too


thought adding someone as a friend was enough


talk to the bird and tell him you wanna open up to visitors and he will give you a code then post it here


post that code


no dont


post it


dont want to joing the dodo botnet


cant wait to raid a himamates village


might fire up a nice wet shave


why is prostitution illegal anyway


to curb simp culture


if desperate simps could flip a girl for a couple of hundred dollars theyd probably be less inclined to donate their whole paycheck to vfoids


at least you get sex when you flip one


meant when you pay one


hope flipping through vr becomes a reality soon


neetclogged the toiler


in the future vflipping your imageboard friends will be a common thing


vr is a scam simply conjure up yourself a sexy onahole tulpa


love how she gets 7 potential mates within an hour of existing and i get 0 after 28 years


2 more and your real life begins


your real life will be untold suffering


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post that flipping dodo




feelin a monster shite comin on


used wipes for the first time today bh juicy rn


ate a pepsi


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shes lovely..


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one will explode


didnt know the fishing show was out gonno watch



is tardsuz really that dumb


im a gamer i game


simple as that


cant believe this girl is getting snapped in the first 10 minutes of the first ep


sigh mom got me some bread but it makes me throat swell when i eat it i guess ill just have my nutella on a spoon like it was intended


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uhhh steak haha


could use a nice corncob


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can imagine hurting my jaw chewing that bad boy of a steak


im more of a nigger yet hes the one in prison lol post the hundreds of times i owned him now


you will never have what he had


sigh the only african in the entirety of the spinoffs and he ends up in prison ive had enough of this racist shithole of a country


a laptop tray for the bathtub?




think spics might be worse than niggers because theyre basically the same except they outnumber the nigs 20 to 1


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spics are at least hard workers and slightly less inclined to be criminals and some of their foids are attractive


oh flip hima half the bottle of rye is gone


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let me have the rest


cant think of any good nigfood that compares with nachos and tacos okay the spics arent as bad


whats the follow up to this was he charged


spics sure mow a good lawn damn good


taco sombrero tequila amigo



what kinds of foods do black people have i cant think of any


crawfish boil


die norms


cajun food


wish i knew how to boil crawfish




they came to early america and learned to cook human food and now they take credit for that

i knew an african guy and the only food that stuck out in my mind was something that sounded a lot like grits but they didnt have corn in africa