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 No.1038130[Last 100 Posts]

 No.1038132

gih

 No.1038133

neohiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 No.1038134

me bone me jo

 No.1038135

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this girl was cute

 No.1038136

normoku review

 No.1038137

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 No.1038138

neohima neohima

 No.1038139

thats a weird position to eat a popsicle in

 No.1038140

whats neo about it besides suz spamming discord shite every other day

 No.1038141

someone open that door

 No.1038142

hima hima ^____^

 No.1038143

got left behind

 No.1038144

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 No.1038145

a little girl like that is only good for one thing

 No.1038146

gross plumper bitch

 No.1038147


 No.1038148

dad is forcing me to sign up for college now

 No.1038149

lost todays tsunomaki sigh

 No.1038150

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 No.1038151

maketa
maketaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaっ

 No.1038152

installed aNOTher rusty spinner drive in the computer

 No.1038153

spermed

 No.1038154

>>1038148
whats your major gonno be bro

 No.1038155

japanese

 No.1038156

does anyone know where nb is

 No.1038157

kill yourself

 No.1038158

>>1038154
i dont know anything about majors school or work so when my dad asked me about it i mentioned biology because trevor has a bio degree

 No.1038159

tell your dad college is a scam and ask him if you can go to trade school to be an hvac technician instead

 No.1038160


 No.1038161

pisssssssssssssss

 No.1038162

>>1038158
come move in with me well get mechanical engineering degrees

 No.1038163

im a gamer i game

 No.1038164


 No.1038165

thats a sheep

 No.1038166

>>1038162
this is the guy that sucks at math theres no way he can do an engineering degree

 No.1038167

uh haha

 No.1038168

the sheep the sheep the sheep the sheep the sheep

 No.1038169

math is easy sucking at math is just a norm cope

 No.1038170

tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki

 No.1038171

especially enginorming math you dont need to understand anything just memorize how to plug in numbers

 No.1038172

>>1038158
theres a reason hes never actually used that biology degree

 No.1038173

the sheep girl

 No.1038174

the sheep sheep sheep girl

 No.1038175

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 No.1038176

>>1038171
youll never accomplish anything of value if you do that youll just be an autocadmonkey

 No.1038177

ill never accomplish anything

 No.1038178

NOT with that attitude

 No.1038179

>>1038176
thats what engineers are the only ones who actually need to know math do research

 No.1038180

what majors can i do that will give me a nice job that requires little to no math

 No.1038181


 No.1038182

leaving the hotzone to restock on sugarwater gonno wear gloves

 No.1038183

>>1038156
im right here

 No.1038184

ooog and pisssss

 No.1038185

>>1038180
do trade school
i wont warn you again

 No.1038186

pisss pisssss pissss

 No.1038187

ate a fried bat sandwich

 No.1038188

>>1038180
social sciences

 No.1038189

he said a nice job

 No.1038190

hes a gamer

 No.1038191

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 No.1038192

die

 No.1038193

streammmmm

 No.1038194

>>1038185
what trade

 No.1038195

boilermaking

 No.1038196

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 No.1038197

>>1038194
sushi chef

 No.1038198

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 No.1038199

cant believe my dad is making me go too college so late in the game just accept the fact you failed as a father and raised a tard son and let me rot in peace

 No.1038200

do you want the secret strategy to make the most of your situation

 No.1038201

sure

 No.1038202

is he offering to pay your tuition

 No.1038203

is it gaming

 No.1038204

what do you mean so late youre gonno be stuck here for aNOTher 50 years

 No.1038205

hate the trade school meme

 No.1038206

>>1038198
roa screeches whenever she gets dicked

 No.1038207

>>1038201
having trouble keeping it concise please wait warmly

 No.1038208

>>1038202
i didnt ask

 No.1038209

really hate this bullshit in dark souls when a random enemy has a fast hit string and if they connect the first swing you take two hp bars worth of damage just make them hit once and deal the full damage instead then whats the point of leaving me there hitstunned for four seconds

 No.1038210

gth darkie

 No.1038212

im a gamer i game

 No.1038214

NOT your bro

 No.1038215

go to a low level state school. they are degree mills and have all kinds of loopholes to pump out as many graduates as possible to get a larger budget from the state. take only enough credits to get full-time student status. make sure to register for as many credits as possible so you can drop the worst ones after the first day. usually you are allowed to repeat 4 classes so whether you deliberately throw a class or actually fail you can extend a 4 year degree by at least an extra year. the workload is usually minimal because most of the student body will be 90 IQ or nonwhite. do a stem program. the math requirements are pretty low at bad schools and they have the least amount of people compared to all the other norms that do humanities shit. take as many night classes as opposed to day classes because the percentage of adults in them is much higher.

 No.1038216

why NOT do an online degree
lots of schools dont even put it on the diploma

 No.1038217

>>1038215
gth smartnorm

 No.1038218

thank you for your longpost i will print it out and read it later

 No.1038219

cleaned me room hard today gonno reward myself with a nice jo

 No.1038220

havent jod in days simply NOT feelin it

 No.1038221

NOThing better than a caveman sexdrive on some incel

 No.1038222

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 No.1038223

maam im just trying to buy some books please stop exposing yourself at me

 No.1038225

let me crack your cheeks nb

 No.1038226

die norm go back

 No.1038227

its time for everyone to go to college its time for our real lives to begin

 No.1038228

wish i had corona to go to one of those

 No.1038229

if you ever go to a party and theres no coronas being cracked open you need to do a 360 and walk away

 No.1038230

hopefully college is free by this time next year id be able to threaten mom with moving out

 No.1038231

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uh oh

 No.1038232

>>1038225
get aids and die you gay wetback

 No.1038233

gonno get a scholarship for a college near onseki so i can move in with him

 No.1038234

wish there was a way to get all of the norm perks without having to be a norm and go to big parties or think norm thoughts and say norm things

 No.1038235

>>1038233
he doesnt have internet

 No.1038237

>>1038231
where did you get that shite from myspace or something

 No.1038238

>>1038233
go back to discord teenbro

 No.1038239

damn good bath water temperature tonight neohima damn good

 No.1038240

woke up internet wasnt working turns out it was my dns settings

 No.1038241

>>1038236
get aids and die you gay wetback

 No.1038242

damn good

 No.1038243

how is haysuz NOT banned already just range ban him what the flip

 No.1038244

seki cant rangeban him since theyre both phonenorms

 No.1038246

why would he ban his friend its been weeks like this now

 No.1038249

have suz all afternoon then siz all night the only safe time for hima is the mornings

 No.1038250

actually im here all day

 No.1038251

NOT true its always been the same

 No.1038252

been opening my curtains during the day its a nice shake up
reminds me of when i used to game in daylight

 No.1038253

whats up bros

 No.1038254

weird sport

 No.1038255

thats a gamers sport

 No.1038256

>>1038252
might open my windows for an afternoon to get the neetstink out but it will be so damn loud

 No.1038257

opening your windows and letting the normlight in is the first step on the path to normdom

 No.1038258

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shes flapper

 No.1038259

banned him like eight times today dont know what else you want me to do
dont even know why he wastes his time posting here its NOT like he spams he just makes a couple of posts talking about sizteen as if he posted here and then about nb

 No.1038260

if only there was a way to ban someone who always posts from the same range and from the same device and browser

 No.1038261

always felt bad for suz hes a troubled soul

 No.1038262

what do you mean you dont know why hes being annoying on purpose thats the point

 No.1038263

doubt vichan has something to ban on the useragent level youd have to change the server config files which a mod probably cant do

 No.1038264

>>1038260
tardlaughing

 No.1038265

nb sucks dick from the back

 No.1038266

its over for hima

 No.1038267

nb likes to play beer pong with his brother in law and his girls

 No.1038268

>>1038259
cry more queer

 No.1038269

woke up hi gonno go to the store today i think

 No.1038270

activated smaa

 No.1038271


 No.1038272

the us is fine

 No.1038273

eating some chocomint ice cream

 No.1038274

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 No.1038275

enjoying some damn fine strawberry icecream myself

 No.1038276

is it the cherry garcia is that you nb

 No.1038277

almost an hour in the character creator typical foid

 No.1038278

this nigga really watched an hour plus of video game play...

 No.1038279

i spend an hour making my character too

 No.1038280

>>1038274
freaking dumb bitch this is why you cant take women out of the house

 No.1038281

>>1038274
whys she start pissing

 No.1038282

seki do something

 No.1038283

females have weak bladders

 No.1038284

seki is taking a shower

 No.1038285

call upon the numbers guy 5511V

 No.1038286

ban these teens already

 No.1038287

ban my ass *shits*

 No.1038288

>>1038277
but i do that too

 No.1038289

youre part foid sorry

 No.1038290

hes NOT

 No.1038291

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 No.1038292

>>1038291
shes so fake

 No.1038293

want to roll for mordred

 No.1038294

>>1038292
thats how you know its a real japgirl

 No.1038295

my jawline is a cruel joke

 No.1038296

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 No.1038297

ate some tuna and now im feeling sick hima think im gonno hurl

 No.1038298

>>1038296
this guy can still get laid in asia thanks to jbw i have NOThing

 No.1038299

die failednorms

 No.1038300

dont want to flip chinks

 No.1038301

>>1038293
are you gonno do it on saber wars

 No.1038302

>>1038296
the colonels neck and head is shaped a lot like mine but my face is inverted its a disaster but i have better skin and hair and brows

 No.1038303

i believe the medical term is gay alien skull

 No.1038304

whens saber wars love saber lily hehe

 No.1038305

in a few days hopefully

 No.1038306

mordreds gonno be split with mysterious heroine x though while shell have a solo roll next month in an apocrypha event

 No.1038307

sigh hope so too been really bored

 No.1038308

gonno fire up fgo and do a manroll

 No.1038309

>>1038158
go mechanical engineering like me

 No.1038310

feel a rage coming might have to get out the rat splatterer

 No.1038311

dont do it on arjuna anyone but him

 No.1038312


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 No.1038314

building a colony hima

 No.1038315

>>1038277
spent 30 hours picking my character in baldurs gate 2 hehe

 No.1038316

>>1038306
then i shall wait

 No.1038317

my ass hurts

 No.1038318

it doesnt

 No.1038319

>>1038296
almost feel bad for the colonel he seems to be totally oblivious to the fact he is a 3/10 and thought professionalism would be enough to get by in the world of pornography this isnt japan they dont allow ugly freaks to flip

 No.1038320

>>1038318
i have a big turd coming out

 No.1038321

big turd stretching me out

 No.1038322

been a while since a good poopbone

 No.1038323

cant poop without it touching the bottom of the toilet bowl

 No.1038324

mindbreaking that if anyone on hima had my life they would have roped years ago

 No.1038325

same

 No.1038326

same

 No.1038327

same

 No.1038328

cant believe the discordteens killed hima

 No.1038329

hope that guy didnt actually manroll

 No.1038330

no one listened now its too late

 No.1038331

>>1038329
im about to

 No.1038332

dont do it you dont want a man

 No.1038333

turning on my mobile device

 No.1038334

why isnt enkidu part of the manroll

 No.1038335

gonno pretend to sleep until i actually fall asleep

 No.1038336

that never works

 No.1038337

opening the fgo app

 No.1038338

enkidu is a girl

 No.1038339

>>1038324
no i wouldnt i would be happy with a race car 1 sedan 1 mobile home and a bigger than averagepenis

 No.1038340

tapping on the start screen

 No.1038341

how much are you going to roll if its just a ticket thats fine but NOT anything more

 No.1038342

selecting summon

 No.1038343

the rope calls out to me

 No.1038344

love arthur

 No.1038345


 No.1038346

told you NOT to

 No.1038347

gross a chink

 No.1038348


 No.1038349

i have the weakest jaw on hima

 No.1038350

you have to stop

 No.1038351

enkidu is coming on the 17th in the boys collection

 No.1038352


 No.1038353

turt is in his underwear watching anime

 No.1038354

fire up astolfo

 No.1038355

got the holy shroud of magdump

 No.1038356

never used my jaw for anything whats the big deal

 No.1038357

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 No.1038358

hes cool

 No.1038359

do little girls get horny

 No.1038360

die pervert

 No.1038361

NOT getting any good men

 No.1038362

>>1038357
what a chad

 No.1038363

cant believe they turned caesar into a fat

 No.1038364

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 No.1038365

manrolled once with a ticket and got caesar hehe

 No.1038366

die

 No.1038367

spent 13 tickets on mansummons so far

 No.1038368

you should wait until tomorrow since waver will be here in 24 hours

 No.1038369

if type moon didnt pander to sexnorms 99% of servants would be manservants

 No.1038370

got arthur pendragon

 No.1038371

no reason to roll for a man

 No.1038372

did you really or are you joking

 No.1038373

youre NOT supposed to manroll unless you flip man ass

 No.1038374

i bugger men

 No.1038375

oooooooooooog

 No.1038376

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 No.1038377

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nice you made it

 No.1038378

>>1038364
nowhere as subhuman as me proper posture antipsychotics and a little exercise is all he needs to make it

 No.1038379

its over if youre NOT the king of knights wielder of a divine construct and raised by a grand mage incubbus

 No.1038380

>>1038376
get rid of those foids

 No.1038381

now that im a wizard i need to find a child to raise into being a king of knights

 No.1038382

what spells did you get i got NOThing

 No.1038383

dont let him become too powerful

 No.1038384

got social invisibility lv 10

 No.1038385

nice stealth build

 No.1038386

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me on the right turt on the left watching you "lift"

 No.1038387

wish i could own a gun just aNOTher thing the norms stole from me NOT even allowed to learn how to defend myself or kill my own food because they want all cels to die off

 No.1038388

could own a gun but id probably end up shooting myself

 No.1038389

just a pathetic little babyman with no skills or self sufficiency why couldnt i have been born when freaks could still prosper

 No.1038390

the norms said i cant blame mom but who else did i interact with

 No.1038391

yourself you mentally ill freak

 No.1038392

back

 No.1038393


 No.1038394

ban

 No.1038395

die

 No.1038396

back

 No.1038397

neohima is done for

 No.1038398

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 No.1038399

its over its over its over its over its over

 No.1038400

might have to crack

 No.1038401

sigh why cant i be friends with a flying witch and visit ghost cafes with fun spirits

 No.1038402

never realized how insidious the 25 oz cans are hope nobody else on hima buys them

 No.1038403

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.1038404

>>1038402
what do you mean

 No.1038405

the tall boys

 No.1038406

how are they insidious

 No.1038407

makochan save me

 No.1038408

>>1038406
you wouldnt understand

 No.1038409

youre right
ive got the lowest iq on hima

 No.1038410

makoto channn

 No.1038411

drank too many blogs and im crying for makochan

 No.1038412

makotochan

 No.1038413

cried for bidenchan last night

 No.1038414

>>1038409
dont say i didnt warn you

 No.1038415

crying for bernie its finally his turn

 No.1038416

i dont buy those
only get cases

 No.1038417

just found a hair in my ice cream bar

 No.1038418

its NOT fair i want to go to a ghost cafe and have cake and tea and meet foxes and talk to spirits its NOT fair

 No.1038419

>>1038416
richnorm

 No.1038420

wwoke up

 No.1038421

theyre only $17

 No.1038422

i can get a tall boy of steel reserve for 2 bucks

 No.1038423

no way mom is giving you that much money two or three times a week

 No.1038424

hes a wagenorm

 No.1038425

only get a coupld a month im NOT an alcoholic

 No.1038426

what pack costs 17$ do you buy 6 packs of fancy micro brews

 No.1038427

makkkkkooooooooootoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.1038428

30 pack of natty ice

 No.1038429

might get a pint of half baked to make a milk shake

 No.1038430

>>1038428
ban this fat retard nigger

 No.1038431

ban yourself haysuz

 No.1038432

no come to discord

 No.1038433

no reason to

 No.1038434

reason being you chat with your friend

 No.1038435

youre NOT my friend

 No.1038436

why

 No.1038437

>>1038428
unless youre blimp if youre drinking 60 or more of those a month you are defiantly an alcoholic

 No.1038438

thats the blimpblog your talking to

 No.1038439

why am i NOT your friend nb

 No.1038440

NOThin wrong with being an alcoholic

 No.1038441

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.1038442

going outside for a night scream

 No.1038443

screamed

 No.1038444

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 No.1038445

why cant the norms just pay me to post on hima all day

 No.1038446

ask nb why im NOT his friend

 No.1038447

he said youre an obnoxious spic

 No.1038448

screenshot that

 No.1038449

never changed my clock for the last daylight savings now its accurate again hehe

 No.1038450

only look at hima posts for the time

 No.1038451


 No.1038452

china is for chinks

 No.1038453


 No.1038454

need to break the cycle fast 2020 was supposed to be the year

 No.1038455

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 No.1038456

should i get ice cream nb

 No.1038457

get some chocolate ice cream

 No.1038458

i hate choco it reminds me too much of brother Ken

 No.1038459

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 No.1038460

ooooog pit me ooooog me bone me sperm oooooogggggg

 No.1038461

love pits i must lick

 No.1038462

think i want 2 famous stars and a pint of half baked to make a milk shake

 No.1038463

go to hell spic

 No.1038464

youre just making fun of me because im a fat gamer retard and youre a reformed fatty newly adonis twig

 No.1038465

im obese

 No.1038466

no you arent

 No.1038467

i am

 No.1038468

180lbs 10% body fat isn't obese

 No.1038469

im 200 lbs with no muscle

 No.1038470

youre lying to me

 No.1038471

>>1038097
women dont value youth as much and arent as pathetic because they can get real men to slobber all over them guaranteed

 No.1038472

gth oldreplyeye

 No.1038473

hey dont speak to dookimin like that

 No.1038474

caught up with shield girl anime maple is cuuuuuuute

 No.1038475

wish i could watch anime

 No.1038476

why cant you

 No.1038477

hes color blind nb

 No.1038478

that wasnt me dumb spic

 No.1038479

are you sure im never wrong

 No.1038480

laid in bed for 24 hours now think ill get up for the burgs what do you think nb

 No.1038481

i think you should leave hima

 No.1038482

please dont say that im crying will you come to discord please

 No.1038483

please nb

 No.1038484

>>1038476
im a gamer

 No.1038485

im crying nb please

 No.1038486

please nb

 No.1038487


 No.1038488


 No.1038489


 No.1038490

i hope nb returns my calls

 No.1038491

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 No.1038492

fake sugar water soothes my aching soul

 No.1038493

think one of my neck arteries is clogged

 No.1038494

do you want me to choke you out with my big cock to get it flowing again

 No.1038495

chicken nuggie time

 No.1038496

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what do you think nb

 No.1038497


 No.1038498

NOT watching that sellout

 No.1038499

nice 120iq midwit

 No.1038500

how is he a sellout

 No.1038501


 No.1038502

love how i can ruffle my hair for hours and the snow never stops

 No.1038503

disgusting

 No.1038504


 No.1038505

>>1038501
raid shadow legends is pasted

 No.1038506

if grow up
then nigger

 No.1038507

cocos being a pervert

 No.1038508

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 No.1038509

File: 1583763945772.mp4 (1.27 MB, 1583763239270.mp4)

playing ding dong ditch at old man boles house

 No.1038510

you mean nicky nicky nine doors

 No.1038511

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 No.1038512

did NOT mean to post onseki please delete

 No.1038513

dont forget to ban too

 No.1038514

cant have anyone finding out the pastaguy was a pastagirl

 No.1038515

hate dyed hair foids

 No.1038516

mom brought home a chinese bankNOTe this is it its over weve been contaminated

 No.1038517

ate 4 slices of chococake im blimping out

 No.1038518

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 No.1038519

phew

 No.1038520

thats a gamer

 No.1038521

time to make a soyface

 No.1038522

File: 1583767327276.jpg (67.57 KB, 779x638, bdl06l4t2b931.jpg)

need to get arranged like this

 No.1038523

woke up

 No.1038524

are you refreshed

 No.1038525

make sure to skip the neohima hours

 No.1038526

ya having a coffee rn as well hehe

 No.1038527

>>1038525
to late its over

 No.1038528

initiating quarantine procedures for me and mom

 No.1038529

raging that japan turned down my jpgf application are white people really THAT great

 No.1038530

but youre white

 No.1038531

tell that to the japanese

 No.1038532

>>1038518
tardlaughing

 No.1038533

whats there to tardlaugh about

 No.1038534

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 No.1038535

phew cu doing well they gained 100k subs within a week

 No.1038536

NOThing must feel more gratifying than having some 16 year old push the red button under one of my videos on his smart phone

 No.1038537

why 16

 No.1038538

forgot that norms get smartphones at birth now sorry

 No.1038539

>>1038534
still dont understand what shes saying

 No.1038540

its portuguese

 No.1038541

mom has been informed of the lockdown we have supplies to last but NOT enough snacks

 No.1038542

what if the internet goes down after all technicians have died

 No.1038543

then its over neohima is done for anyways so we wont be missing much

 No.1038544

found waldo

 No.1038545

you mean wally

 No.1038546

im from the waldo universe

 No.1038547

File: 1583771798841.jpg (99.51 KB, 778x952, 1583670222230.jpg)


 No.1038548

whats wrong with his nose

 No.1038549

does he even lift

 No.1038550

pnig flippin made it

 No.1038551

woke up mom said i have to clean upstairs because a realtor is coming to assess the value of the house its gonno take all day

 No.1038552

richnorm

 No.1038553

NOThin rich theres one room a hallway and a bathroom but it hasnt been thoroughly cleaned in years

 No.1038554

File: 1583774232312.jpg (24.69 KB, 572x536, ESrbx7JUEAA2KCK.jpg)


 No.1038555

>>1038552
thats poor people shite either mom has to try and sell it or shes trying to evaluate her assets

 No.1038556

do you mean her sexual assets

 No.1038557

no

 No.1038558

apparently shes evaluating it because she doesnt want her taxes to go up

 No.1038559

thought norms loved taxes

 No.1038560

love uncle sam

 No.1038561

love gaming

 No.1038562

love gaming hate gamers

 No.1038563


 No.1038564

File: 1583776389715.png (13.34 KB, 328x193, fbfca4ba3cac5fcaa.png)


 No.1038565

weak amerinorm genes stand no chance against the chinese supervirus

 No.1038566


 No.1038567


 No.1038568

im tard

 No.1038569

i hunger

 No.1038570

i game

 No.1038571

laughing watching society fall around the norms

 No.1038572

turned on the ars almal stream heard a manvoice and raged

 No.1038573

wonder what varg thinks of the corona virus hes been going on for years how civilizations are going to collapse

 No.1038574

whys she streaming at this hour

 No.1038575

opened the window

 No.1038576

File: 1583778011819.jpg (8.62 MB, 5312x2988, IMG_20200309_082150.jpg)

paste doomers

 No.1038577

dont understand ark whats the point of that game is it like an mmo

 No.1038578

>>1038563
praying for that worst case scenario

 No.1038579

mindblowing people dont just keep pure lye crystals and pure sodium hypochlorite cystals for cleaning like me

 No.1038580

you know what the anti vaccers are probably laughing right now with so many people taking vaccines and expecting immunity then a new virus emerges out from behind the hills and wipes them all out

 No.1038581

>>1038576
i dont get it whats missing

 No.1038582

bleach and disinfectants everytime i see the mask section its always empty

 No.1038583

mom said it wont kill me if i get fresh air sunlight and take vitamins

 No.1038584

thinking about that doomgirl

 No.1038585

that was her cure for depression too starting to see a pattern here

 No.1038586

mom doesnt know what shes talking about

 No.1038587


 No.1038588

my negative ion bracelet will protect me

 No.1038589

need a good dose of negative ion radiation

 No.1038590

>>1038577
its like rust but worse

 No.1038591

>>1038585
did you try it

 No.1038592

never played rust only watched a few seconds of pnigs rust stream ages ago

 No.1038593

aNOTher stinkbug cant wait for summer theyre gonno raid

 No.1038594

File: 1583779917181.png (3.48 MB, 2000x2000, 79911498_p5.png)


 No.1038595

>>1038587
mindblowing

 No.1038596

took a massive continuous shite hb

 No.1038597

new pink dog dont forget to watch

 No.1038598

thanks almost forgot about pink dog gonno watch

 No.1038599

hope doomergirl is doing alright

 No.1038600

shes doomed

 No.1038601

File: 1583780638122.webm (62.36 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Murenase! Seton Gakuen - 10 [7….webm)


 No.1038602


 No.1038603

cant believe jba is real hima im gonno rope

 No.1038604

die failednorm

 No.1038605


 No.1038606

nah

 No.1038607

File: 1583782163261.png (1.57 MB, 800x975, 1583780714172.png)


 No.1038608

>>1038518
paste soyshrine

 No.1038609

beast

 No.1038610

>>1038607
fell for starting strength

 No.1038611

that guy would look cooler with a shaved head

 No.1038612

nice try norwood

 No.1038613

>>1038607
mansion door guard

 No.1038614


 No.1038615

>>1038607
nice gyno

 No.1038616


 No.1038617

read vargs latest tweets arrogant babbling like always

 No.1038618

why did he stop using bitchute

 No.1038619

literally NOThing is going to happen and everywhere has toilet paper

 No.1038620

>>1038618
he said too many trolls

 No.1038621

left my door open because mom was gone but she came back and probably saw all the evan williams bottles in the corner of my room sigh i should clean this up before i get normrona

 No.1038622


 No.1038623

didnt know you could just walk into places and get a job that easily

 No.1038624


 No.1038625

wish my smv was high enough to do that but id just be arrested and have a panic attack

 No.1038626

teen

 No.1038627

File: 1583785592126.png (2.17 MB, 1080x1920, 74968229_p0.png)


 No.1038628

updated my bios

 No.1038629

dont forget to get the newest cpu chipset on the processors website the one provided by the motherboards website is usually NOT the latest one

 No.1038630

why should i do that

 No.1038631

only norms still install chipset drivers

 No.1038632

ive never heard of cpu drivers

 No.1038633

huh they do exist ok im gonno install it

 No.1038634

simply emerge --update --ask @world

 No.1038635

what you said

 No.1038636

hes a hacker

 No.1038637

File: 1583786257648.jpg (311.23 KB, 1528x2046, gamer.jpg)


 No.1038638

remembering being called a hacker after doing that one thing i shouldnt have done on hima

 No.1038639

you were hacking norm

 No.1038640

none of the newteens will know what youre talking about but i remember flip you for doing it

 No.1038641

mom made burgs

 No.1038642

liking windows 10 should have switched years ago

 No.1038643

File: 1583786811652.png (1.69 MB, 1191x1816, __narmaya_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_nekoshoko_….png)


 No.1038644

>>1038623
thats how it works ive been at this job for almost two years and all i did was walk in and start copying what other people were doing without saying anything

 No.1038645

File: 1583786934302.png (2.95 MB, 1200x1463, fatmagik.png)


 No.1038646

accidentally clicked microsoft to do lists tasks & reminders and it started downloading

 No.1038647

>>1038643
wish i could touch this image

 No.1038648


 No.1038649

sigh shes so cute

 No.1038650


 No.1038651

sigh thought life wasnt worth living anymore but then vtubers came

 No.1038652

no more grains no more starch no more sugar only saturated fat proteins and vegetables anyone joining me

 No.1038653

die vfoid worshipper

 No.1038654

love worshipping i must worship

 No.1038655

they make me happy its NOT worshipping

 No.1038656

File: 1583787825434.webm (4.84 MB, 686x720, miko numa.webm)


 No.1038657

nice numatard

 No.1038658

getting tested for corona hima

 No.1038659

youre pozzed

 No.1038660

myyyy myyy myyyyyyyeeeeeee ayeeeeee my corona

 No.1038661

its over for me

 No.1038662


 No.1038663

defiantly NOT clicking that

 No.1038664

hating foids is becoming mainstream because all non chads are now exposed to the evil of the foid

 No.1038665

love foids

 No.1038666

the norms made being a mentally ill depressed virg gamer shut-in manbaby cool have to come up with a new gimmick they havent co-opted

 No.1038667

become the next jack the ripper

 No.1038668

gth beauford

 No.1038669

all you have to do is game

 No.1038670


 No.1038671

thought i was good at gaming turns out even foids are better than me

 No.1038672

gaming is a state of mind you dont have to be good at it you just need to be gaming to game

 No.1038673

im a gamer i game

 No.1038674

simple as that

 No.1038675

moms making pasta for when i wake up gonno snooze

 No.1038676

what kind

 No.1038677

keep your carbs low

 No.1038678

hell yeah going to fire up some modern blopfare tomorrow

 No.1038679

why

 No.1038680

looks absolutely NOThing like cod the 150 players thing has already been done did no one play mag

 No.1038681

whats mag

 No.1038682


 No.1038683

hehe remember mag

 No.1038684


 No.1038685

the test is submitted

 No.1038686

cleaned the toilet and the bathroom while mom vacuumed gonno finish up tomorrow and move all of my empty boxes and old electronics to the basement

 No.1038687

throw that junk in the garbage

 No.1038688

File: 1583791150835.png (2.4 MB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Murenase! Seton Gakuen - 10 [10….png)


 No.1038689

save me

 No.1038690

just took a big fat based in your cereal and theres NOThing you can do about it

 No.1038691

die teen

 No.1038692

might fire up a nice neet feast of 50 chicken nuggetless wings

 No.1038693

heck ya

 No.1038694

you cant talk to nb like that

 No.1038695

think i have a skin infection on my face

 No.1038696

>>1038688
should i watch this

 No.1038697

its good for a laugh

 No.1038698


 No.1038699

embed or i skip

 No.1038700

you cant embed a timestamp

 No.1038701

gonno embed my dick in your arse if you arent careful

 No.1038702

then i skip

 No.1038703

>>1038694
wasnt me

 No.1038704

NOT much point in experimenting with new mousetrap architectures when the ol spinning log covering in peanut butter over a bucket of water works so well

 No.1038705

>>1038703
die norm

 No.1038706

>>1038704
told mom i would do this to save money on traps but she said she didnt want to see a bucket full of dead mice every day and have to ask me to get rid of it

 No.1038707

>>1038705
how am i a norm

 No.1038708

love sloshing the mouse water on mom

 No.1038709

>>1038707
you and your discordpals have killed this board die

 No.1038710

i dont use discord

 No.1038711

according to the raiders you do

 No.1038712

cant believe they made an entire event centered around manservants this is hell

 No.1038713

frozen fish for dinner have to give up on the low carb meme sigh

 No.1038714

mindblowing that the norms want me to die for NOT having a job NOT contributing anything and being low smv

 No.1038715

got into a big argument with mom because she added up all of her receipts and thinks shes spending $1000 in groceries when she had all of her personal items like makeup and dog treats in them it actually came out to $357 for food i told her to get her lazy neet ass out of here and never speak to me again because shes NOT mooching off of me like a fool if i cant lay around doing NOThing as a neet then no one can

 No.1038716

normmv

 No.1038717

make up is more important than food without it she would lose her female privilege

 No.1038718

wish i was smart enough to convince foids they need to spend thousands of dollars on dirt to smear on their faces

 No.1038719

you wouldnt understand

 No.1038720

File: 1583794046047.webm (259.38 KB, 1280x720, awo.webm)


 No.1038721

wonder what will happen to the norms when they cant work

 No.1038722

pink wolf girl is in heat

 No.1038723

>>1038721
they will all rope after being forced to spend 12 hours alone in their rooms

 No.1038724

cant wait for the norms to get quarantined in isolation

 No.1038725

mindblowing that a ritual performed on a small spinoff imageboard resulted in a global pandemic

 No.1038726


 No.1038727

sigh wish i was back gaming on the n64

 No.1038728

thought it was march 1 for some reason

 No.1038729

moms old email has my first email listed as a child account but i cant log into it

 No.1038730

you got backed by the norms

 No.1038731

almost crying thinking how dumb mom is

 No.1038732

i bet im dumber than your mom

 No.1038733

at least you didnt inherit her stupidity

 No.1038734


 No.1038735

>>1038733
uhhhh haha

 No.1038736


 No.1038737

still remember the day when i was asking mom what the moon is composed of then asked her if she knows what the moon even is and she responded by saying its a star ill never forget that moment

 No.1038738

how flipping dumb is she

 No.1038739

hey mom before you go to work can you pick me up some more mountain dew code red and change my dipe thanks

dumb bitch doesnt even know what the moon is LMOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.1038740

i dont know socially shes pretty smart her basic arithmetic is faster than mine but her knowledge and common sense is extremely poor

 No.1038741

hate when moms tardouts rub off on me

 No.1038742

>>1038739
ban this norm

 No.1038743

met a foid that thought falling stars were literally stars once

 No.1038744

inherited the worst possible genes from mom and some mystery incel but have gotten 99 in everything unfortunately my 99 is the average persons 50

 No.1038745

>>1038743
was she a sexy lady

 No.1038746

>>1038737
>>1038743
but they are stars

 No.1038747

ill likely never confront her over what she said and how offended i felt all i can do is persuade her into reading more books on science math once shes retired she wasnt born in the us so ill also help her with her english

 No.1038748

paste eslmom

 No.1038749

mom may as well be esl barely understand half the things she says

 No.1038750

shes also aware of her mental decline she said she took a lot of anti depressants growing up being a farm girl with an alcoholic dad isnt easy

 No.1038751

wouldnt mind breeding a nice farmgf

 No.1038752

>>1038745
no she was 18

 No.1038753

tell it to the judge

 No.1038754

saw a tranny call the medication skittles gods damned perverts

 No.1038755

ban the eastern european norm

 No.1038756

kitty smells like piss

 No.1038757

yeah they call them titty skittles

 No.1038758

kitty kitty or kitty

 No.1038759

thats just chisha he frequently posts here and hes a discord tranny his nudes leaked already

 No.1038760

die cordnorms

 No.1038761

File: 1583797361560.png (27.98 KB, 171x229, piss.PNG)


 No.1038762

the flippin cat smells like it pissed itself

 No.1038763

cage

 No.1038764

pisssssssssssssssssssssss

 No.1038765

hope mom wins the lottery and gives me enough money to live on my own so i can tard out for the few years i have left before my body starts breaking down

 No.1038766

was gonno jo but put my bone away after the spermstink hit my nose

 No.1038767

would continue to live with mom even if i was rich

 No.1038768


 No.1038769

ya gonno darkshower soon

 No.1038770

why would they call them titty skittles the hell is wrong with them

 No.1038771

full moon tonight hima

 No.1038772

gona howl

 No.1038773

stuck outside on the night of the hunt are ya

 No.1038774

lasagna is in the oven hima

 No.1038775

the night of the hunt theres no time for lasagna

 No.1038776

hey guys just woke up

 No.1038777

File: 1583799674213.jpg (377.88 KB, 1802x2687, 300d1599bc6b196185a6d5c9f9a174bf.jpg)


 No.1038778

sigh shes so pretty

 No.1038779

too revealing if i get mo im gonno use her in the armor with the helm off

 No.1038780

me too armor with the helm off is the way to go

 No.1038781

same thats respectful

 No.1038782

the moon is absolutely beautiful tonight hima

 No.1038783

its stunning

 No.1038784

should i fall for the feather meme only have two generic blades left

 No.1038785

only use wilkinson

 No.1038786

what

 No.1038787

uh what

 No.1038788

eating a burg the bun is toasted to shit NOT that good

 No.1038789

hate toasted buns it ruins the burger flavor

 No.1038790

yea burg was shite the toasted bun was too strong

 No.1038791

cant tell the difference between toasted and NOT toasted

 No.1038792

love a good toast

 No.1038793

>>1038791
what about the crunch

 No.1038794

studying my boy yuta to jbw effectively

 No.1038795

sigh haato got tricked into hitting alt f4

 No.1038796

paste

 No.1038797

what about an aris beard

 No.1038798

aris is basted

 No.1038799

gonno go for the zz top beard look

 No.1038800

gonno puke

 No.1038801


 No.1038802


 No.1038803

yall some mfing queers on god

 No.1038804

puked

 No.1038805

>>1038801
me when the norms decide to test my patience

 No.1038806

File: 1583802275842.webm (4 MB, 1280x720, 1581743115413.webm)


 No.1038807

wish i wasnt such a worry wart all the virus talk makes me scared i imagine the worst

 No.1038808

me too hopefully the summer heat kills it off

 No.1038809

it wont

 No.1038810

cant believe theres a case an hour from where i live and they still havent reported it mindblowing im one of the few people in the world who can see firsthand how the government keeps information from the public right now people still believe my state is clean

 No.1038811

craving something sweet

 No.1038812

i might be infected myself

 No.1038813

mom made cinnamon rolls

 No.1038814

>>1038810
what does it even matter you cant do anything about it if you didnt already gather supplies to stay in isolation for a month or two why are you surprised that your government lies to the public

 No.1038815

one of these days theres going to be a spider in my slippers and its gonno bite me

 No.1038816

because people just assume the government lies all the time without proof this time i know beyond a shadow of a doubt they are lying

 No.1038817

theres tons of proof

 No.1038818

is there

 No.1038819

File: 1583802930065.gif (358.2 KB, 478x358, magikarp.gif)


 No.1038820

>>1038801
imagine if you could snap in this game..

 No.1038821

paste flapper sexy lady

 No.1038822

>>1038810
i trust the governments word over yours

 No.1038823

sigh shes just like me

 No.1038824

himas bugging out again posts arent loadin

 No.1038825

>>1038819
used to do this all the time on moms bed

 No.1038826

its just you

 No.1038827

it fixed itself when i posted

 No.1038828

how do norms have the time to have hobbies and jobs and practice skills and have social lives and work out

i wake up and the day is over before im even aware its started

 No.1038829

they dont do those things they just say they do

 No.1038830

File: 1583803717618.jpg (500.8 KB, 1200x816, 4d7e17439fa095ddb8266000a99154b0.jpg)

hate when this happens

 No.1038831

cant commit to anything cant concentrate on anything always feel like the world is about to end at any second dont know how norms can do it besides constant practice

 No.1038832


 No.1038833

hate new pixel art games hate platformers

 No.1038834

phew

 No.1038835

vr trannies

 No.1038836

NOThin wrong with using a girl avatar in vr chat

 No.1038837

File: 1583805703565.png (708.36 KB, 1016x675, a58be649c00ed98.png)

they know

 No.1038838

does that have to do with being a tranny

 No.1038839

uh is that artstyle familiar to anyone else

 No.1038840

File: 1583805850439.jpg (76.39 KB, 750x934, f9w14le39dq21.jpg)


 No.1038841

meant to spoiler that

 No.1038842

wish i could function

 No.1038843

can you game

 No.1038844

no

 No.1038845

why NOT

 No.1038846

im tard

 No.1038847

even the tardest tards can play pokemon fire up a nice emulator and get to gaming

 No.1038848

i already played it 20 years ago

 No.1038849

wish i was a member of genshiken

 No.1038850

they were norms

 No.1038851

they could have been my friends if i was a member

 No.1038852

paste chinese bioweapon going entirely as planned

 No.1038853

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda
sigh his life was so adventurous and everyone wanted to give him money i was supposed to live a life like that

 No.1038854

>>1038793
love the crunch

 No.1038855

NOThin better than a nice crunchy pickle with lots of garlic none of that sweet and buttery or even only
dill just a garlic pickle

 No.1038856

what about some pickled garlic

 No.1038857

thats NOT a pickle

 No.1038858

got the urge to ferment

 No.1038859

Although he had killed people and engaged in shootouts with the police, the circumstances (namely, that he believed that the war was still ongoing) were taken into consideration, and Onoda received a pardon from President Ferdinand Marcos.

paste pinoy recognized his better

 No.1038860

how was his luck so good

 No.1038861

File: 1583808345117.jpg (155.54 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Murenase! Seton Gakuen - 10 [72….jpg)


 No.1038862

he was a gamer

 No.1038863

File: 1583808539529.jpg (134.12 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Murenase! Seton Gakuen - 10 [72….jpg)

mindblowing that this little slut has a slimy wet pussy and is ready for copulation

 No.1038864

she cant help it

 No.1038865

she just needs a good boosting

 No.1038866

shes a gamer

 No.1038867

does anyone play habbo add me my username is haysuz

 No.1038868

wonder what its like to be emperor of japan

 No.1038869

its NOT that great

 No.1038870

poor grannies in those heavy hot robes they need to end this barbaric ritual

 No.1038871

dont acknowledge the new emperor

 No.1038872

you dont have a say here

 No.1038873


 No.1038874

love how foids scream at everything

 No.1038875

>>1038802
basted

 No.1038876

mom screams at everything hate it

 No.1038877

they do it because it makes them popular

 No.1038878

File: 1583810898280.webm (719.45 KB, 1280x720, tasty kok.webm)


 No.1038879

wish i could nibble on mastsuris chubby belly irl

 No.1038880

does anyone know when new horizons comes out

 No.1038881

20th

 No.1038882

do you think they did that on purpose for the marijuana smokers

 No.1038883

File: 1583811725811.jpg (6.93 MB, 2892x4093, 0010.jpg)

arbok no

 No.1038884

kitty is sleeping right next to me

 No.1038885

might buy a violin hima

 No.1038886

do marijuana smokers play animal crossing

 No.1038887

>>1038810
how did you find out

 No.1038888

>>1038883
dumb bitch how could you even get into that situation

 No.1038889

File: 1583812649280.png (3.19 KB, 88x90, ふといホネ.png)


 No.1038890

remember tardlaughing hearing people using a bong or eating in games with voicechat

 No.1038891

sigh xbox live

 No.1038892

norm shite

 No.1038893

remember that one time ken took a bong hit on on stream

 No.1038894


 No.1038895

>>1038886
i think amanda milk fournier does

 No.1038896

milg doesnt do drugs

 No.1038897

she lives in california thats more than enough to know she tokes up with the frat bros at coachella every weekend

 No.1038898

shes NOT a druggie

 No.1038899

i hung out with her and we smoked

 No.1038900

you didnt

 No.1038901

NOT everyone in california does drugs

 No.1038902

>>1038900
i did
>>1038901
9/10 people in california smoke weed

 No.1038903

you didnt

 No.1038904

yes i did

 No.1038905

milk is a stupid cunt

 No.1038906

nope

 No.1038907

stouts was there too

 No.1038908

never happened milk is too pure to take drugs

 No.1038909

lol

 No.1038910

wish seki would rangeban haysuz

 No.1038911

is that true is that why normifornians and normnadians are so flipped in the head

 No.1038912

im from canada

 No.1038913

blaze it up nigga

 No.1038914


 No.1038915

went to the store picked up wine and c dog supplies time to crack it and feast whos with me

 No.1038916

wish i had a nice cdog

 No.1038917

just finished feasting ate half a thing of strawberry icecreams and a bag of beef jerky after a daves bacon deluxe

 No.1038918

cant eat like that anymore i dont have a gut of iron like i used to

 No.1038919

File: 1583815000710.png (67.82 KB, 213x351, snackhaul.png)


 No.1038920

hehe

 No.1038921

>>1038917
now its time to bust out the wine right

 No.1038922

this fat little freak is really gorging shaking my damn head

 No.1038923

what

 No.1038924

just get this faggot out of here already come the hell on janny

 No.1038925

File: 1583815267013.webm (154.57 KB, 960x540, 1583722130923.webm)


 No.1038926

too hot in my room to wear a sweatshirt too cold to be shirtless now the raid hours are starting sigh flip this

 No.1038927

sigh

 No.1038928


 No.1038929

>>1038926
snuggle up in bed with a bag of wine

 No.1038930

kon kon

 No.1038931

File: 1583815827399.webm (693.99 KB, 1280x720, 1458684271715.webm)


 No.1038932

nice
epic
i like it

 No.1038933

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.1038934

hate that worthless taco eater haysuz

 No.1038935

dont ever ping me on discord ever againmoron

 No.1038936

sennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.1038937

File: 1583816699894.webm (1.77 MB, 1280x720, 1574396355904.webm)


 No.1038938

some norm already linked it didnt understand it the first time NOT gonno watch it this time

 No.1038939

paste cmilk

 No.1038940

already linked what

 No.1038941

that normwebm

 No.1038942

hate normsuz

 No.1038943

stop saying its name

 No.1038944

don't call me an it its ma'am

 No.1038945

NOT until he stops posting

 No.1038946

File: 1583817151521.gif (1.54 MB, 540x304, 1565051508988.gif)


 No.1038947

its ma'am

 No.1038948

watching the logh prequel ovas now hima

 No.1038949

don't talk to me

 No.1038950

File: 1583817788395.webm (1.02 MB, 960x540, ababbababaa.webm)


 No.1038951

File: 1583817827024.webm (442.44 KB, 1280x720, 1566643757510.webm)


 No.1038952

File: 1583818130851.png (Spoiler Image, 18.07 MB, 2894x4093, 77912087_p0.png)


 No.1038953

File: 1583818156143.webm (976.25 KB, 1280x720, 1566314554477.webm)


 No.1038954

did chii chan die

 No.1038955

File: 1583818320391.webm (1.74 MB, 1280x720, Natsuiro Matsuri screamer.webm)


 No.1038956

post the comic lo one

 No.1038957

go back to your tranny erp discord haysuz

 No.1038958

>>1038954
hes using aNOTher account @としあき#1383

 No.1038959

>>1038957
NOT if you arent there

 No.1038960

wife just had a baby hima gonno make him do all the farm work from now on hehe

 No.1038961

are you sure it's a boy

 No.1038962

will you feed him skittles in his baby bottle

 No.1038963


 No.1038964

>>1038960
hope you circumcised him

 No.1038965

no one sucks his dick you freak

 No.1038966


 No.1038967

File: 1583819513782.webm (484.39 KB, 508x646, 1583256835993.webm)


 No.1038968

like how retarded haysuz is

 No.1038969

>>1038967
screamer

 No.1038970

its NOT a screamer

 No.1038971

stop lying

 No.1038972

>>1038968
you can't talk about me like that

 No.1038973

havin some c dogs

 No.1038974

how do you make them

 No.1038975

its a recipe of my own creation

 No.1038976

felt sleepy in my dream so i fell asleep on a couch and woke up in the same dream later

unfortunately it wasnt a cool dream

 No.1038977

it never is the norms even stole dreams from us

 No.1038978

why would you want to have a gay dream

 No.1038979

flip you dreams own

 No.1038980

i have nightmares while living this nightmare i cannever catch a break

 No.1038981

unironically never had a nightmare worse than the one i wake up to daily

 No.1038982

being 210 10%bf asst 6'1" is defiantly a nightmare 😑

 No.1038983

all i need is to wake up tomorrow with perfect posture and the motivation to continue good habits longer than one day

 No.1038984

why would you need those things

 No.1038985

scheduled a blood test for wednesday morning

 No.1038986

>>1038984
i need a jumpstart to keep the bad thoughts at bay

 No.1038987

did you get pozzed

 No.1038988

dont talk to turt like that freak

 No.1038989

die worshipper go back to discord already

 No.1038990

i already maintain good posture im NOT that guy

 No.1038991

im talking the guy who asked if you got pozzed

 No.1038992

2003

 No.1038993

its 2020

 No.1038994

so tired feels like ive lived for so long wonder if old people start forgetting things solely so they dont go insane

 No.1038995

File: 1583824714211.png (15.96 KB, 1021x92, 52ade31e9048d44b5d83c73a4ecda037.png)

sick of hearing about the chink virus wish itd wipe out half the population and end so people shut up about it

 No.1038996

hate corporations

 No.1038997

mindblowing that carbs and sugar are the same to the body

 No.1038998

love when brain rewards me for eating junk food

 No.1038999

going to cut out sugar and keep to no more than 200 grams of carbohydrates with the rest in fat and protein

 No.1039000

i don't care

 No.1039001

took a nap whats happening

 No.1039002

the raid is still ongoing

 No.1039003

uhh raid haha

 No.1039004

woke up hi

 No.1039005

back

 No.1039006

raider

 No.1039007

die discordteen

 No.1039008

drinkin and cryin

 No.1039009

i said woke up hi

 No.1039010

sigh everyones off to work

 No.1039011

forgot to blog the dream where my mom bought me 2 ferraris for learning to drive then i had a follow up dream where i owned 3

 No.1039012

sounds like a norm dream

 No.1039013

when i woke up i wondered why i was dreaming about sexy ladies instead

 No.1039014

ate some rice paddies with currant jam off to work now

 No.1039015

hope you die on the job norm

 No.1039016

havent seen any vtuber webms today

 No.1039017

merchandisers never die

 No.1039018

fired up kidpix

 No.1039019

File: 1583836327622.jpeg (134.28 KB, 1280x801, TELEMMGLPICT000226304005_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqwD….jpeg)


 No.1039020

any drinkers

 No.1039021

seki put the dancing girl back

 No.1039022

back raider

 No.1039023

File: 1583837094691.mp4 (3.46 MB, wake the flip up.mp4)


 No.1039024

can you add a poll option for a hima vtuber

 No.1039025

hashbrown time

 No.1039026

die minority

 No.1039027

File: 1583839013481.mp3 (79.32 KB, ars.mp3)


 No.1039028

gonno bake up some sausages and taters

 No.1039029

face it turt the reason youre always making excuses and never actually trying is because youre afraid you cant beat my lucina

 No.1039030

gonno rageshower

 No.1039031


 No.1039032

I check the actual samples that have had revisions or are new frames, the parts were cut for the 5702-42 and were on the buggy. I don’t have time to stand around on the floor checking production frames while maintaining my other duties to an acceptable degree.
If this is a problem I will train my replacement.


feels like every couple of weeks i have to put my foot down with these norms
id be really surprised if they ever got the balls up to fire me im too good

 No.1039033

translate it smartnorm

 No.1039034

he said they are asking him to do too much so hes either quitting or demands a raise

 No.1039035

theyve all been in here but none of them have said anything
pathetic norms go back to work and flip off

 No.1039036

File: 1583847600503.jpg (Spoiler Image, 147.39 KB, 1920x1440, 3nDvuCW.jpg)


 No.1039037

File: 1583848738824.webm (4.07 MB, 758x720, tsunomaki.webm)


 No.1039038

gonno s nooze

 No.1039039

think i have fleas

 No.1039040

dont mind fleas until i NOTice they exist and then i declare war

 No.1039041


 No.1039042

dont remind me that that dipe eating freak exists

 No.1039043

sigh pnig wouldve loved playing tetris 99

 No.1039044


 No.1039045

drainage neetblog you boy

 No.1039046

woke up fried up some burgs

 No.1039047


 No.1039048

File: 1583854799979.png (1.4 MB, 1570x825, 1583852044899.png)


 No.1039049

die norm

 No.1039050

File: 1583855550876.gif (382.96 KB, 224x208, dance.gif)

the results are in bring her back

 No.1039051

plane tickets are real cheap right now hima

 No.1039052

anyone else sometimes dreams that they flipped sis

 No.1039053

less than $650 round trip to japan ill be sure to keep that in mind if i decide to have my wallet stolen or to get terrible foot blisters or get mogged or lost half a dozen times

 No.1039055

die

 No.1039056

gonno buy the cheapest flight to japan and jbw with turt and pnig

 No.1039057

sigh haachama

 No.1039058

hate that dumb vbitch

 No.1039059

watching sheep girl

 No.1039060


 No.1039061

blopfare update paused while i was snoozing for some reason and now i still have 74 minutes left

 No.1039062

every minute i spend in the shiterealm pains me im wasting valuable time i could be spending in the anime world

 No.1039063

youd be a faceless nameless background character with no lines

 No.1039064

thats what i am here

 No.1039065

NOThing but a fat hairy sweaty faceless background character with a fat cock

 No.1039066

any sheep

 No.1039067

no sheep sorry

 No.1039068

File: 1583860407527.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.9 MB, 1067x600, sheep.webm)


 No.1039069

expected the oog monkey guy

 No.1039070

File: 1583862175420.jpg (7.22 MB, 6000x4000, 79162195_p0.jpg)


 No.1039071

one small lick is all i ask for

 No.1039072

twenty five percent of 2020 is already gone hows youre real life going hima

 No.1039073

youre was a typo

 No.1039074

thought my real life would begin in 2020 but everything is still the same

 No.1039075

>>1039070
why are her feet covering 2/3rds of the image

 No.1039076

>>1039072
ill start tomorrow

 No.1039077

BREAKING: Gov. Roy Cooper has declared a State of Emergency over the recent outbreak of coronavirus in North Carolina.

 No.1039078

good thing NOThing important lives or happens in north carolina

 No.1039079

hope sanfran gets wiped out

 No.1039080

sigh it was raining and i was gonno snooze hard but now its sunny what the flip

 No.1039081

you cant waste precious rain time snoozing

 No.1039082

>>1039075
thats the focus

 No.1039083

turt is the most important hima poster

 No.1039084

love rain love storms love cloudy days love moonlight hate the sun

 No.1039085

hope you mates have enough tp and food stocked and enough money to cover your bills for a couple of months

 No.1039086

been ready for months gonno miss fastfood but cant risk it everywhere is a hotzone gonno stay in the bunker for atleast six months probably more

 No.1039087

right when my real life was beginning sigh guess ill have to stay a hikineet for aNOTher year

 No.1039088

applied to walmart as a stocker and a cashier it was the last thing i wanted to apply as but im getting desperate now
gonno reapply to target too they cant keep rejecting me

 No.1039089

we are we are walmart

 No.1039090

how hard can it be to get a job at target

 No.1039091

its just a flu whats the big deal

 No.1039092

had a cyst on the underside of my thigh just spent 30 minutes picking at it and carving away at my skin until i finally found the culprit it was an ingrown hair all coiled up in there and it is still leaking pus was a little worried it was a bug bite or bug eggs or something

 No.1039093

were all going to die hopefully the neohimas first

 No.1039094

what happened to the italymate is he in quarantine

 No.1039095

he was the otamin

 No.1039096

hes flipping quarantined

 No.1039097

hope im actually mentally ill so the government will give me money to neet it up instead of being forced to go to a different state when mom retires

 No.1039098

his name is teenmin

 No.1039099

isnt he the duegmin

 No.1039100

target is the highest sought job since they pay 14 an hour

 No.1039101

>>1039094
isnt that pastaguy

 No.1039102

>>1039019
getting second hand embarrassment reading this really really hope youre teen

 No.1039103

no hes the basedmin

 No.1039104

File: 1583866804486.webm (842.01 KB, 480x360, AOpNTpra6US8wQyT.webm)


 No.1039105

nani kore

 No.1039106

nah hes teenmin

 No.1039107

>>1039101
newmate

 No.1039108

dont call him out as being new hes probably avoidant schizoid now hell never post again

 No.1039109

his fault for NOT checking the wiki

 No.1039110

NOT funny die

 No.1039111

>>1039019
lame as hell just bring back the drawing thing

 No.1039112

you mena oekaki

 No.1039113

dont i got drawmogged hard last time

 No.1039114

File: 1583867980296-0.jpg (2.02 MB, 3354x2937, 01 - Box Front.jpg)

File: 1583867980296-1.mp3 (11.68 MB, 11 - Throes Of Rejection.mp3)


 No.1039115

paste japanese pressing

 No.1039116

wish i could go back to the days of my teenrage now i feel NOThing im but a hallow husk

 No.1039117

loved oekaki sigh

 No.1039118

seki still hasnt fixed aa and its been broken for over a year theres no hope left none at all

 No.1039119

still raging at how himako never added checkers

 No.1039120

new board

 No.1039121

theres checkers if you use warosu style

 No.1039122

once the flames of my rage die out ill lose all will to live and thats when the rope will come for me

 No.1039123

ill never rope im a coward through and through

 No.1039124

never using the warosu style since theres no red chatboxes

 No.1039125

sigh warosu

 No.1039126

cant believe the supposed high iq himaposters fell for the wuhan hoax

 No.1039127

dont really miss warosu used it everyday for years but it never felt like uh i cant really describe it its like i wasnt really part of something

 No.1039128

gth uhnorm

 No.1039129

thats how hima feels now

 No.1039130

whats the point it came it went its over

 No.1039131

NOThings gonno happen until pnig comes back simple as that

 No.1039132

File: 1583868910421.jpg (833.21 KB, 2384x1664, jo.jpg)


 No.1039133

nice cheesy sauce

 No.1039134

watched sheep all day what did you accomplish

 No.1039135


 No.1039136

neohimas time is over now too

 No.1039137

>>1039131
youre right cant even think of what id say if pnig returned and he asked what happened while he was gone NOThing happened

 No.1039138

a miserable day and $ 132 credited to my bank account by the end of the week its NOT worth it

 No.1039139

>>1039136
thats what i said

 No.1039140

id tell him to get to reading in chronological order but hes a skipper

 No.1039141

well the board is mostly norms now and late night is unusable

 No.1039142

if you want the truhima experience you gotta hop on scape and join the hima cc

 No.1039143

scape already stole 5194 hours of my life NOT letting it steal aNOTher

 No.1039144

no one on hima scapes anymore

 No.1039145

dont know what im going to do if i cant start escaping into anime again

 No.1039146

File: 1583870599556.jpg (45.92 KB, 1080x360, IMG_20200307_194354.jpg)

im nordic

 No.1039147


 No.1039148


 No.1039149

nah requires too much energy

 No.1039150

NOT if you play tardgames

 No.1039151

went to the kitchen and made some eggs theyve been sitting in front of me for half an hour too depressed to eat them

 No.1039152

sigh 6egg

 No.1039153

simply fire up some eve online

 No.1039154

File: 1583871699234.mp4 (1.66 MB, sheep.mp4)


 No.1039155

>>1039153
thats a smartnorm game

 No.1039156

File: 1583873110325.mp4 (495.13 KB, 1580179402338.mp4)


 No.1039157


 No.1039158

looks shite how about some manime

 No.1039159

happy big thursday

 No.1039160

>>1039158
i dont have a bakabt account anymore

 No.1039161

time for a nice benantokajo

 No.1039162

bakanormt

 No.1039163

>>1039157
dont like any of these voice actors sigh

 No.1039164

fire up some logh the most manime of all anime

 No.1039165

already told you the time isnt right

 No.1039166

youre gonno die from coronavirus and then what

 No.1039167

File: 1583873905669.jpg (80.91 KB, 670x1024, 80028662_p0.jpg)

hate it when girls send me pics like this

 No.1039168

why

 No.1039169

because sex disgusts me

 No.1039170

thought it was wednesday im raging

 No.1039171

whats so great about wednesday

 No.1039172

family situation is about to get a whole lot worse

 No.1039173

is your gf moving in

 No.1039174

wednesdays are pasted

 No.1039175

NOT going to be allowed to be a skinnyfat mentally ill avoidant paranoid babyman much longer

 No.1039176

raging hard mom forgot to pay the internet bill now im NOT gonno have internet till friday

 No.1039177

really hope what i overheard doesnt happen before im able to get this virus and die

 No.1039178

whos moving in tell us

 No.1039179

cant believe more janny is what people want most other than pnigs little whore

 No.1039180

sighing

 No.1039181

isnt that onsekis thing

 No.1039182

no

 No.1039183

>>1039177
what happened youre giving me a panic attack

 No.1039184

hate the worryer

 No.1039185

there is something that must be confessed

 No.1039186

watching aris

 No.1039187


 No.1039188

watch sheep

 No.1039189

love having to dumb down my humor just enough so that norms dont think im serious thus activate their cringe sensor but NOT so much that they think im being too obvious thus activate their cringe sensor

 No.1039190

>>1039185
weird just read this post in an old screenshot

 No.1039191

>>1039188
but i already watched all two hours of that

 No.1039192

fuck sheep and the whole hagdrag orbit clique

 No.1039193

maybe i should start exercising today

 No.1039194

lol

 No.1039195

beat rune factory in time for animal crossing hehe hope hima has a name for their island ready

 No.1039196

what did you think of this weeks saul episode pnig

 No.1039197

the jans have paid siz to spam the board in order to make people think they want more moderation they cant remember the days of the pnig gestapo

 No.1039198

dads making cofee

 No.1039199

gih

 No.1039200

File: 1583879437348.jpg (2.18 MB, 4000x4000, __original_drawn_by_a_x__ca965d34915308ca9c139….jpg)


 No.1039201

poor girl shes gonno have back problems

 No.1039202

havin some of that coffee phew

 No.1039203

wish i could get this disease already tired of thinking about it lets get it over with before mom gets it first and i have to figure out how to take care of her and myself

 No.1039204

i dont want to get it because then mom will get it and she might die

 No.1039205

how old is your mom

 No.1039206

60

 No.1039207

thats young

 No.1039208

>>1039199
tried watching that dont like the podcast type of video i feel left out

 No.1039209

moms 44

 No.1039210

>>1039195
wait no you were supposed to replace ac with rf arent you fully satisfied now

 No.1039211


 No.1039212

im 28

 No.1039213

phew sexy teenmom

 No.1039214

File: 1583880506023.jpg (1.3 MB, 842x1200, 79658778_p0.jpg)


 No.1039215

manservant yuck

 No.1039216

whats wrong with men

 No.1039217

gonno eat a block of cheese

 No.1039218

post mordred instead

 No.1039219

File: 1583881561844.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.84 MB, 686x720, 1582983340180.webm)


 No.1039220


 No.1039221

File: 1583881726107.jpg (139.83 KB, 896x1299, 2af119dc573394ca03342383abb847ca.jpg)


 No.1039222

carbed out sigh too depressed to eat so i only bother eating things that give me a sugar and dopamine boost

 No.1039223

same

 No.1039224

im having a milkshake

 No.1039225

where did you get a milkshake from

 No.1039226

the corona scare is getting worse

 No.1039227

coronachan gains more power to defeat the norms

 No.1039228


 No.1039229

im having a big ole covfefe

 No.1039230

its too late for coffee

 No.1039231

hope your heart explodes caffeine norm

 No.1039232

would eat much differently if i could buy my own food but i guess it wasnt meant to be

 No.1039233

simply go to the store

 No.1039234

File: 1583882690304.jpg (66.31 KB, 706x900, jj4pfg0fvvl41.jpg)


 No.1039235

File: 1583882793275.png (571.52 KB, 640x711, 033565487104_n.png)


 No.1039236

die

 No.1039237

leave him alone i like memes

 No.1039238

rev up your engines

 No.1039239

terrified of every aspect of driving hope i die before mom is too old to drive herself

 No.1039240

used to be like that would even have nightmares related to driving or being forced to drive in an emergency but after you get the hang if it its pretty easy

 No.1039241

File: 1583883210794.jpg (146.96 KB, 2200x600, 0AFugeu.jpg)


 No.1039242

whats scary about driving youre just rolling around

 No.1039243

>>1039242
do you want the list i wrote last week

 No.1039244

hima mom is sending me into the hotzone for groceries wish me luck im wearing a mask gloves and a coat i will avoid touching my face at all times and when i get back im throwing all my clothes into the washer and taking a steaming hot shower while leaving any food item thats NOT cold outside in the sun for a couple hours this is crucial see you soon

 No.1039245

no i dont want your dumb list of irrational fears

 No.1039246

wheres chisha the tranny

 No.1039247

up your ass

 No.1039248

sigh NOThing can cure the 4 way stop panic attacks

 No.1039249

i got your nudes mateo

 No.1039250

hoo boy hima they just confirmed my state for coronavirus positive took them long enough mom just told me to go buy a couple things of water

 No.1039251

why would you need to buy water you can just turn on the tap

 No.1039252

why water

 No.1039253

sexy little lancelot

 No.1039254

everyone else is buying water so youre supposed to buy it aswell thats how it works during pandemics

 No.1039255

my state is corona pos

 No.1039256

>>1039245
leaving the house
sensation of speed
being surrounded by insane norms also in cars
talking to a mechanic
too weak to change a tire or other repairs
dont know how to buy parts or maintain it
being in an accident and looking at the ground while some norm screams at me
being in an accident and NOT dying
mom making me get a job to pay for gas

 No.1039257

you have ocd

 No.1039258

nah

 No.1039259

before i started driving i thought id drive an automatic like an old man but going fast and shifting gears is so much fun

 No.1039260

got my learners permit a few days ago to start practicing driving
am i right about car insurance that youre required to have it and you have to pay the bill every month or youll be arrested

 No.1039261

no

 No.1039262

think the law varies by state

 No.1039263

dont think you can be arrested for NOT having insurance worst they can to is fine you and put a mark on your license

 No.1039264

they can tow your car

 No.1039265

i think they suspend your license here

 No.1039266


 No.1039267


 No.1039268

flapperlaughing imagining some neet in a geo tracker totaling some officenorms 100 thousand dollar sedan

 No.1039269

i game

 No.1039270

sigh a ton of these vids got removed its all crumbling away hima

 No.1039271

>>1039246
>>1039249
your discord tranny friends dont post here haysuz

 No.1039272

dont be sad that its over be happy that it happened

 No.1039273

>>1039271
thats NOT me

 No.1039274

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used to look at houses like this and think they were rich and wonder what their lives were like id always imagine them as having a lot of family dinners and being the type of people that wear pajamas to bed and sweater vests when they attend those big family dinners i mentioned

 No.1039275

never NOT slept in my underwear

 No.1039276

used to wonder how people afforded expensive cars and big houses then i grew up and realized people were just retarded with finances including mom

 No.1039277

>>1039274
probably some autistic neet playing wow for 16 hours a day behind that little circular window

 No.1039278

looks like a shithole too neighbors 10 feet away concrete everywhere and sidewalks encouraging criminals to rob you probably loud as hell at all hours

 No.1039279

hate norms

 No.1039280

love concrete

 No.1039281

NOThin better

 No.1039282

wish my name was norman

 No.1039283

coughing so much i started coughing up blood

 No.1039284

tried getting my little sister into anime didnt work

 No.1039285

just snap her

 No.1039286

>>1039276
thats NOT possible if youre making low wages like i will

 No.1039287

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 No.1039288

used to think humans would colonize space but now i realize that weve almost reached the upper limit of what we can do with our intelligence

 No.1039289

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 No.1039290

>>1039284
show her eromanga sensi

 No.1039291

wasnt eromanga supposed to be a huge hit

 No.1039292

i showed her takagi san

 No.1039293

vile

 No.1039294

crazy how many man hours have gone into developing hardware and software that can draw 3d graphics to a screen for no other reason than that its economically viable

 No.1039295

bored wonder if i should game or watch anime

 No.1039296

big bros xbox game pass sub ran out now i cant play final fantasy xv

 No.1039297

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 No.1039298

6 people in my neighborhood have corona im flipped

 No.1039299

quick quote your posts so i can create a persona for you in my mind and fill in the gaps in the thread while youre quarantined

 No.1039300

is anyone streaming space brothers

 No.1039301

streaming a jo

 No.1039302

link

 No.1039303


 No.1039304

>>1039298
howdy neighbor

 No.1039305

love watching turt jo

 No.1039306

die

 No.1039307

back

 No.1039308

we have peaked as an species because the only things that get any atention are the ones that make some fat norm loads of money

 No.1039309

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 No.1039310

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 No.1039311

ow

 No.1039312

abababababa

 No.1039313

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 No.1039314

crying watching space brothers this could be me and turt

 No.1039315

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 No.1039316

spam

 No.1039317

guy asked me if i was half asian today

 No.1039318

are you

 No.1039319

no
i just have a lot of japanese spirit

 No.1039320

hehe people ask me that a lot because of my eyes but im white as can be

 No.1039321

back from the hotzone its looking grim no tp little soap little water i went too two stores its getting hit hard also mom is coughing and two weeks ago she went to the parades and im assuming the corona positive guy was there aswell meanwhile dads saying its just a cold ignore it just stick a fork in me im flippin done

 No.1039322

no one has ever questioned my race

 No.1039323

gross

 No.1039324

co worker came to work without his hat and saw hes norwooding hes one of the rare few guys whos shorter than i am yet he cracks the most jokes how does he do it

 No.1039325

hes NOT a braindead failednorm teen like you for one

 No.1039326

how short are you

 No.1039327

5'6

 No.1039328

thats the average girl height

 No.1039329

no dont say that

 No.1039330

height is meaningless

 No.1039331

damn good chicken hima damn good

 No.1039332

>>1039328
did you just figure out im actually a girl

 No.1039333

its impossible for a girl to find hima

 No.1039334

im here

 No.1039335

didnt care about height up until the final years of highschool where people called me short now im aware of it at all times people can be cruel

 No.1039336

agps arent women

 No.1039337

think i accidentally lead a girl to hima once or twice

 No.1039338

die norm

 No.1039339

himako is a girl remember that one sign she made for basedsuz

 No.1039340

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 No.1039341

hey nb im going to kfc to try the donut crispy chicken sandwich

 No.1039342

neohima hours in full swing

 No.1039343

have skipped for weeks at a time without effort when hima was bad but i cant break the cycle anymore too depressed

 No.1039344


 No.1039345

mindblowing my life is in mortal danger and constant peril because a couple chinks decided they wanted to eat a bat

 No.1039346

watching kripp

 No.1039347

>>1039345
your life has been like that since day one because of the norms you just are normally unaware

 No.1039348

i need to send some money to mexico

 No.1039349

shall i dawn the n95

 No.1039350

nah

 No.1039351

hope coby is doing alright

 No.1039352

whip out the 95 dont let yourself be comprimised wear it indoors aswell

 No.1039353

whos coby

 No.1039354

cant stand neohima flip this im gonno game

 No.1039355

stream it

 No.1039356

your life is in mortal danger every time you walk out the front door just takes one dumb norm to get drunk and ram a car up your ass

 No.1039357

>>1039157
really stupid pun

 No.1039358

hoo boy hima cleaned everything upstairs washed dusted vacuumed and moved all the useless junk out then darkshowered everything is in order gonno crack and game

 No.1039359

if i can muster the strength to move i might fire up bloodborne

 No.1039360

https://www.twitch.tv/homuha

gonno stream some dark souls

 No.1039361

hate ds3 dont make me reinstall that shite

 No.1039362

do some pvp

 No.1039363

whats your soul level

 No.1039364

dont you feel remorseful killing those sentient creatures

 No.1039365

owned those neetslugs

 No.1039366

its my first time playing so i dont hate nor love it

 No.1039367

NOT if they attack first

 No.1039368

>>1039360
die norm

 No.1039369

dont call him a norm

 No.1039370

im a recovering darkie

 No.1039371

liked ds3 for the first playthrough but wouldnt play it again like the older games

 No.1039372

sunk thousands of hours into pvp and never got good

 No.1039373

id rather watch a vtuber play

 No.1039374

think かくしごと might be the worst pun ive ever heard

 No.1039375

was too avoidant to do pvp

 No.1039376

owned

 No.1039377

sigh

 No.1039378

only did pvp if i was good at it

 No.1039379

should i play call of duty warzone

 No.1039380

kill this flippin thing its a monster

 No.1039381

paste jumper

 No.1039382


 No.1039383

youre getting smacked

 No.1039384

you have to defeat him with your wits

 No.1039385


 No.1039386

dont remember dying to that giant once but dont know what i did

 No.1039387

im scared i just want to recover my souls

 No.1039388

should have unplugged the ps3 before you died so you dont lose your souls

 No.1039389

dont think pouring some sugarwater on top of an egg is all you need to make pudding

 No.1039390

should i get links awakening or breath of the wild

 No.1039391

breath of the wild

 No.1039392

neither play a mans game NOT one for children

 No.1039393

File: 1583892076563.jpg (46.24 KB, 650x365, hehe.jpg)

wear this

 No.1039394

badass

 No.1039395

anyone cracking some brewskis tonight

 No.1039396

cracked a tastii kok

 No.1039397

too late for that its almost bed time

 No.1039398


 No.1039399

>>1039395
gonno buy a case tomorrow to keep me hydrated when i get a fever

 No.1039400

cant tell if im hungry or thats just the stomach ulcers

 No.1039401

told the black guy at target serving me that links awakening looked childish

 No.1039402

do i have to kill both giants

 No.1039403

was he talking to you about it

 No.1039404

i was instructing him which to grab for me

 No.1039405

its easier to just hug his feet

 No.1039406

what game did you ask for

 No.1039407

still dont know what estus is

 No.1039408

hes too powerful

 No.1039409

i got breath of the wild and the ace tennis one and a 20 dollar card to buy melbits world

 No.1039410

stop paying for video games

 No.1039411

cant wait to pay for nioh 2 tomorrow

 No.1039412

might play some league of legend

 No.1039413

enjoy botw

 No.1039414

havent played anymore links awakening since november

 No.1039415

just go right up and flip his feet

 No.1039416

target was a mess there was so many people im real sweaty from the anxiety

 No.1039417

youre sweaty from the virus

 No.1039418

weeb has become such a bastardized word enjoying anything japanese will land you that label

 No.1039419

scared

 No.1039420

>>1039411
did you like the first one

 No.1039421

ya

 No.1039422

>>1039416
got over my social anxiety because i no longer see norms as anything but annoyances between me and the end goal of getting back to my room

 No.1039423

i went to go make frozen pizza and youre still in the catherdral what the flip

 No.1039424

were any target shelves empty

 No.1039425

i saw an older lady today wearing a mask

 No.1039426

wish we still wore robes

 No.1039427

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 No.1039428

>>1039424
yes a lot mostly cleaning stuff and toilet paper

 No.1039429

why are people stocking up on tp

 No.1039430

its the currency of the new world

 No.1039431

youre suppopsed to

 No.1039432

nice blog swarm boss

 No.1039433

>>1039422
thats a good way to look at it i used to do that when i went to the gym now im just a fat slob

 No.1039434

>>1039422
hehe i do that too

 No.1039435

what if the norms are in your house what do you do

 No.1039436

initiate lockdown protocols and evacuate to the room

 No.1039437

tp makes sense but stocking up on cleaning supplies doesnt youre more likely to get infected by an airborne virus than one sitting on your kitchen countertop

 No.1039438

do the tall ones lower the bar

 No.1039439

tp does NOT make sense you can just wash your ass

 No.1039440

isnt it just the glowing ones

 No.1039441


 No.1039442

>>1039423
nice pro gamer its my first time playing ok

 No.1039443

turn this shit off and play some bloodborne

 No.1039444

noob

 No.1039445

sexy female knight

 No.1039446

>>1039439
are you really going to wash your ass 2-3 times a day

 No.1039447

no just once

 No.1039448

shite out one huge continuous picture perfect neetlog every morning after i have my covfef

 No.1039449

>>1039446
die non splatterer

 No.1039450

have to wipe my ass before washing it dont want to get shite everywhere

 No.1039451

tardlaughed when i went to the store and saw the tp aisle was completely ransacked and barren along with the tissues and paper towels

 No.1039452

>>1039324
hes jestermaxxing its his only hope

 No.1039453

>>1039451
NOTiced that today too but didnt know why

 No.1039454

its because lots of tp is made in china so some mainstream media did bad faith reports saying theres NOT gonno be any

 No.1039455

mindblowing that there are "people" out there still smearing shite on themselves with slips of paper like brainless apes

 No.1039456

File: 1583896047957.jpg (704.45 KB, 2448x3264, ajysp5bzapjy.jpg)

been using the superior shite gun for nearly ten years now

 No.1039457

i wet it with the sink its the best of both worlds

 No.1039458

mom found the pig toilet

 No.1039459

vision blurred and tongue went numb during deadlifting the blurring thing happens all the time but the tongue one is new probably one more step to actually passing out

 No.1039460

can just use a napkin to take care of the large debris and then deal with the rest in the shower no big deal

 No.1039461

always wipe a minimum of 10 times then do a check wipe an hour later in case it starts leaking

 No.1039462

>>1039456
why is it covered in shite

 No.1039463

tard laughing as link swings a tree branch

 No.1039464

love japanese propaganda everything is so orderly and non-confrontational

 No.1039465

eating half baked milkshake playing botw this is the dream

 No.1039466

whatever you do go to gerudo last

 No.1039467

why

 No.1039468

it has the hardest mini boss its worth it to do the others first

 No.1039469

Tatiana was born at the Denver Zoo on June 27, 2003, and was brought to the San Francisco Zoo on December 16, 2005, to provide the 14-year-old Siberian tiger, Tony, with a mate.

after aliens come and abduct me for their interstellar zoo i wonder if theyll provide me with a mate

 No.1039470

they arent giving you a two year old sick freak

 No.1039471

hate those enemies

 No.1039472


 No.1039473

ok ill go to gerudo last

 No.1039474

cant wait to decline to mate or do anything at all and make them rage like the based pandacels

 No.1039475

they will just use you as a fluffer for the bulls if you did that

 No.1039476

File: 1583898241147.png (76.98 KB, 545x645, 001.png)

the dumb flips would get humans the wrong species of female

 No.1039477

gonno jo off my bone off and snooze

 No.1039478

never playing breath of the norms

 No.1039479

thats fine my soulmate probably isnt human anyway considering ive never come across a foid that wasnt obnoxious

 No.1039480

wish theyd make a new dark souls but easy so i can play

 No.1039481

rage quitter

 No.1039482

no you dont understand im hungry and sleepy so im gonno feast and snooze

 No.1039483

gonno die from corona

 No.1039484

>>1039480
nice video game journalist

 No.1039485

tarded out andthrew my sword by accident

 No.1039486


 No.1039487

im the only true tard on hima

 No.1039488

no that would be me

 No.1039489

nah youre a gaming genuis just like everybody else meanwhile i died three times to the abyss watcher

 No.1039490

wish mom wasnt so clingy

 No.1039491

>>1039489
i dont game

 No.1039492

thats why youre tard gaming raises your intelligence

 No.1039493

might make some c dogs

 No.1039494

would have been cursed into normhood if mom hadnt handed me that controller at 2 years old

 No.1039495

File: 1583900904837.png (795 B, 92x26, hone.PNG)

nice hone

 No.1039496

gaming rots your brain

 No.1039497

except for nintendo games they expand it

 No.1039498

anyone else like melbits world

 No.1039499

got a canker sore

 No.1039500

>>1039498
looks like a great game for a 3 year old girl why do you ask

 No.1039501

i got 20 dollar card for the shop think i might buy it

 No.1039502

i like puzzles please dont judge me

 No.1039503

you can buy final fantasy 9 with that kind of money or the dlc for botw

 No.1039504

buy princess prison instead

 No.1039505

stream ff9

 No.1039506

fired up bloodborne damn good game

 No.1039507

damn good

 No.1039508

damn awful game

 No.1039509

awfully good

 No.1039510

it pinches ass

 No.1039511

just got buggered

 No.1039512


 No.1039513

damn good

 No.1039514

gth darkies

 No.1039515

>>1039503
is the dlc worth it

 No.1039516

if youre gonno beat the game ya
it comes with a map feature that shows you the history of everyone youve walked which is really useful
theres some postgame quests and then armor from the previous games is hidden throughout hyrule

 No.1039517

i have the mind of a three year old girl

 No.1039518

even if i could game or watch anime again what would be the point the good times arent coming back im already at the endgame content there isnt anything else

 No.1039519

tried to snooze but the norms started assailing my psyche so i took some snooze pills now im tarding out

 No.1039520

what pills

 No.1039521

the snooze ones

 No.1039522

>>1039516
how do i beat that thing stuck in the ground pointing lasers at me my bombs arent working

 No.1039523

parry that flipper

 No.1039524

you have to run from it youre NOT supposed to kill it

 No.1039525

wish nero was part of saber wars too

 No.1039526

might snooze

 No.1039527

>>1039524
spent all my arrows trying to kill it

 No.1039528

im gonno throw tickets at artoria and hope i get lucky

 No.1039529

dont do it

 No.1039530

>>1039527
should have parried it

 No.1039531

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 No.1039532

how do i cook

 No.1039533

its over

 No.1039534

tldw

 No.1039535

how do i combine ingredients

 No.1039536

watch some kay

 No.1039537

how long do i have until the corona gets me

 No.1039538

youre a young man in good health do NOT worry

 No.1039539

the chinese already found that you can cure it with vitamin c

 No.1039540

go to your inventory and choose to hold them and there should be a dialogue option over the fire

 No.1039541

im NOT in good health

 No.1039542

im probably already infected its over

 No.1039543

same never wash my hands pick my nose rub my eyes and theres tons of infected people in my area

 No.1039544

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 No.1039545

hate non washers

 No.1039546

its time for haato

 No.1039547

tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki tsunomaki

 No.1039548

cant believe e3 was canceled its over

 No.1039549

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 No.1039550

e3 has sucked for years its okay

 No.1039551

mom yelled at me for going in her room and i left my switch charger in there

 No.1039552

desperate times call for desperate measures

 No.1039553

i cant go back she will get even more mad

 No.1039554

feel like i have to shave and get a hair cut to break the cycle think the existential crisis of looking different can jumpstart me

 No.1039555

dont bother youre going to die from corona anyway

 No.1039556

no reason to do anything but drink blogs with hima and game the days away feasting on whatever we please flip the norms

 No.1039557

cant enjoy that anymore due to the anxiety generated by being self-aware and living with mom

 No.1039558

what else is there to do tell mom this is how it is and crack a blog

 No.1039559

wish it was still that simple

 No.1039560


 No.1039561

what is brooding over being self-aware going to change we never had a chance may as well enjoy ourselves however we can

 No.1039562

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 No.1039563

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 No.1039564

wish i could enjoy myself

 No.1039565

crack a blogweiser and let loose

 No.1039566

alcohol just makes me feel sick now

 No.1039567

>>1039561
still do those things just dont get any enjoyment from them they are simply tools to dull my brain for a few hours so i can experience calmness

 No.1039568

oh i also got some baileys irish cream thought it was going to be a big gamer day

 No.1039569

let us prepare for the offline blog

 No.1039570

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