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 No.1014196[Last 100 Posts]


got left the hell behind


woke up time to slave away


have a listen


normsefirum is embarassing


theyre cool


chicken nuggets and fries are in the oven hima


having cream cheese on toast


gih pg


why is that idiot eating spaghetti with a spoon


how else is he supposed to eat it


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gonno snooze


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too dumb to understand this


raged at his voice


got left behind


cant snooze


get yourself a 16oz some benadryl and some tranquilizers


gonno jerk it instead


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heres your coffee sir


sorry i asked for sperm free


gonno do my morning exercise then head down to the coffee shop


have been a twig all my life no matter how much i eat this time im going all out double dessert lots of choco milk and doubling the size of every meal


hell yeah its time to feast



love when twigs go on about being permatwigs only to find out they barely eat 2000 calories a day you need to go out and get the biggest burger and biggest milkshake you can get

be warned ive come across many fats that used to be twigs until they accidentally changed their diet and they cant return to being twig


as a fat i believe him completely
its all about genes we eat the same and im obese and hes a twig


quiet fat you have no rights here


you cant do this


its NOT genes you just eat like a pig


what dumb fats dont get is if a twig eats the same as you while youre fat then obviously you need to eat less than him NOT everyone gets to have the same rations in the mansion


i stand for fatrights


no matter how little i eat i will stay fat just how my bones are


go between fat and twig rapidly every few months


how old were you when you understood that its the bones that make a chad NOT the muscles


how large should my wrists be


get the worst of both worlds as a fattwig


im the slimblog


tried to eat less and went into starvation mode so i gained weight



back from the coffee shop some hag foid was in there talking about how much she hates coffee as shes ordering one really dont understand norms


wish i was trendy enough for coffee shops


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whats trendy about an avoidant schizoid buying a coffee and then walking out without making any eye contact or talking to anyone


how did you order without talking


got left behind


simply use the self checkout






sigh cant end it yet bannerlord comes out in march


time for a mountain blade stream


said some dumb things to mom while she was making burgs


mom will remember that


mom always does


when are you going to give her some grandbabies


think she already accepted that its NOT happening she copes with her furbaby


glad mom stopped walking the dogs around in a stroller


i live in the game world now hima the norms cant hurt me here and everyone is friendly


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lots of enemies and adversity in the gameworld


the handler is at my side


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bullying at the mansion


mogging that severe in the mansion would be punishable by death


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moms gone time to break out the lungbuster


gonno update the wiki with the recent memes like avoidant schizoid, oog, sugarwater anything else i should add


just got home cant decide what im going to feast




thought viper had some terminal illness


went and got a can of wine



why is that 1500 dollars




hate being a fatso i used to be a twig this is the worst


love my new monitor


hima i am with burgs


hope you christened that monitor


feasted a burg chugged some water chugged a can of wine now chugging a coffee


eizo monitors are made in japan their ips monitors dont suffer from ips light bleed and have good color accuracy


still shittier than my crt from the 90s


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cables are snake oil


love losing 25lbs over several months then putting it back in one simply love it


being twig is a full time job


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very true cant even think about anything but food when im a twig no time for higher order thinking


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dumb norms


went from the bottom to the top and skipped everything in the middle


pasted schizoid




hehe the senko hazmat suit


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do NOT like it when artists try to make the pit look like a weird pussy totally misses the point


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whats wrong with a nice pitkitty



corona cant spread to japan fast enough



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impressive accuracy


never understood why girls cant pee standing up


pee gets all over their butt



uh oh chest pains back


its coronachan


internet wasnt working last night ended up getting drunk in front of mom


did you say anything embarrassing


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gonno be buying pc parts finally after like 7 years in a couple of weeks picked the ryzen 7 2700 gtx 1070 an old eizo foris monitor and now looking for a budget mobo


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i miss phero-chan..


havent spermed yet today


what are you waiting for


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sigh if only id been part of a nigs gentlemens club


sperm blankie is in the dryer


two cold ones and a plate full of hdogs with mustard hima hoo boy


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wish to sniff


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foot face


mindblowing someone would hesitate


foot please i want foot


i would assume she was joking and would call me a freak when i moved forward to solesniff


yeah mindblowing someone wouldnt worship a foids stinky feet




whats fgo even about is it anything like the original fsn


its about sexy ladies like ana


woke up


i dont know but it keeps me entertained for 24 minutes every saturday


damn good game fgo damn good


whats good about it


was always skeptical of the games you called damn good now i know your word means NOThing


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nice tard


NOThing tard


theyre cute


why did she cut the crusts off


the crust is NOT important


hate crust cutters


the crust is the best part



should i ask mom to pick me up some corona


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theyre just like me


normis is streaming dark souls 2




never figured out how to whistle




it tastes awful


start each of those ladies off with a daves triple
just had one myself easily the best of what fast food has to offer


ill have mom pick me up some bud ice


wendys burgs pinch ass


throw that beer in the trash and pickup some canned wine


mom started an argument over women having it hard and acted like having to shave bodyhair is a big deal i told her that i know many men that have no hope of ever getting a girl but there isnt a girl on the planet that cant get a man then she said i only make that claim because ive no gf myself so im biased


smiling remembering that bad interview video


shes right


your moms a stupid cunt


yeah shes stupid but my aura started seeping out more and more and towards the end she said she felt guilty like it was her fault and apologized for what ive become



women do have it harder they get molested and snapped a lot more often than men do


wish i was biased


being desired enough to be snapped is better than being ignored all your life


how do you know youve never been snapped


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was listening to this in my head while on aNOTher tab before i knew it was posted


being a merch now i can appreciate that shelf


been reading the learning with manga https://fate-go.us/manga_fgo/ hehe its good


id rather remain being undesired than get snapped


no one would ever change this animal i have become


all it takes is one good flipping


what does it teach you


fire up the mobage


what games did i say were damn good




wish to visit the regional neet shredder


icebornes damn good


crying how could they do this to such beautiful creatures


wonder what jellyfish jelly tastes like


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that they still havent forgotten about mana transfers


havin some tuna with ketchup


you mean catsup


its smoked tuna


wish to mana transfer with mash


cant get over how slutty mashu looks its all i can think about every time i see her


good thing she doesnt know what sex is


teeth hurt


oh flip im a fucking retard pisss piss pissssss




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read this and cried for the freak


damn good book but the authors norm as hell


she doesnt youre just a sexnorm


have just high enough of an iq to be aware of how low my iq is


mash is the biggest fgo slut


any dog days stream


mindblowing all my problems stem from having too high of an iq


in 2014 ya


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phew her big hyena clit


gonno have some chocomilk


need to snap a woman


no eye contact


gonno hit the gym hard for one month and only one month and see what happens then ill return to being a skinnyfat gamer



you mean february right the shortest month of the year thats a good plan


got my bottled sugarwater in the freezer hell yea lips puckered ready to sip


ya but its a leap year


if its that cold you cant even taste it


love making awkward unrelenting eye contact with a norm until they look away



feels like im wasting time by being alive here need to get to my real life in the anime world asap



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hate this norm
love the logistic map


saw the yugioh box the other guy was talking about at the walmart
what were they thinking


heads burning up the flu has claimed me


used to love pulling my teeth out as a kid wish i could do it again


did you have an urge to purchase it


lets watch


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a little but i havent had anyone to play card games with in 14 years
if it wasnt $25 i might have bought it just to look at the pictures


whats so outrageous about this boxes are you mates tard


and im pretty sure that yugioh is a shite tcg worse than even modern poke play a good game instead please


uhhh play mtg haha




all of the other yugioh things had pictures of dragons and skulls and buff men its odd that they would try selling them in the west with small girls on them but at this point everyone still playing yugioh is probably in their 20s or over and are probably weebs so it makes more sense when you think it over



nice pretty calico


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its the same box in europe bet they did some market research before releasing it hehe


what do you mean


most yugioh players are peds so it maximizes profit




get sad reading old academic papers they have a story telling quality that is completely absent from todays journals


might fire up the ps triple


what are you gonno play


pnig shouldve became a politician


stream demons souls


dark souls again


norm souls


norm nouls


oh god hima i just sneezed


norm souls


stream it




wonder how pnig is doing


get an xbone so you can play pso2


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flip you mathnorm die


pnigs dark souls stream was the greatest stream ive ever watched


the lucky star one was


waiting for the xbox series x one x


any archives of pnigs streams


never watched a nigstream just reported it and closed the tab




flip you nb


what about sonic


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ya watched those


can you repost this once hes past middle school math




paste chink


barely passed tard math think the teacher felt sorry for me


im a gamer i game


thought about how much work it would take to play the ps3 tonight NOT going to do it


nah fire it up


was a couple grades ahead in math but didnt take any more math classes after i finished the required ones now i struggle with anything past basic division


i do the same when i think about firing up bloodborne sigh wish everything was on pc itd be a click away


impossible to play games on a pc when you could be on hima instead


you can do both


you cant you must give hima your undivided attention


graphics card hasnt worked properly since early july and can only play basic games like scape and cookie clicker on my pc


streeeeeeeeammmmmmmmmmm sooooooooooonnnnnnniiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc totori


nice get a new one


theres no games i want to play


what about iceborne its really good and the handler is pretty and seliana is where we belong


could build a nice pc but theres NOThing i want to do with it


wait until rune factory remake comes out and stream then


installed the epic games launcher


spending money on a pc was the worst decision of my life


how am i supposed to keep track of all these vtubers


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nice noob


dont call him a noob


energy drinks can kill you hima


nice nero


good thing i only drink water


never figured out what fgo arcade was


should i get a new video card so i can become a wownorm


were okay it only kills you if you exercise and drink it


is jo exercise


remember one time when i downed two cans of monster at 3am and felt funny


ya make a sexy vulp


gonno start drinking my monster with a straw


drink coffee every time i exercise am i gonno die


no its only energy drinks coffee is perfectly okay


no coffees good for you




sigh need a energy drink drinking gf


still dont know what the appeal of energy drinks are assume its just psychology manipulating marketing like everything else


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they taste good


what the flip all these people were drinking 4 cans a day but the can says only 1 or 2 a day


die sugartooth


cant believe the evil sugar guy was right


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sponsor warning


how about a norm warning




keho koho keho koho kepo girl


trying to relax my face but cant do it my face is permanently clenched


the ole gamer face




NOT to mention my nose looks like someone cut it rotated it and pasted it on a random part of my face and my lips are tilted i am truly freakish


dont be dramatic


administer the sedatives


come to me shuten douji please



hate elitist hong kong norms they dont know what its like on the mainland




the camera lady sounds sexy


thats NOT true


theyre NOT people


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love chinks they dont give a flip





how do i get a voice like that





might fire up a nice scat doujin myself


think scat is the only thing i cant jo to


what about guro


ya no problem


wonder why piss is more appealing than shite


scat is nice when it is more about the act of shiteing than the shite itself


hehe these fgo comics are nice


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theres an official anime for learning with manga as a type moon new years thing


was downstairs talking to mom about energy drinks while the energy drink posts were being made is the bot gaslighting me



its the hivemind


bored wheres the stream


zip it streamnorm




i was promised a mountain blade and temtem stream


was promised a dog days stream once


i need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
dont be fronting son no seeds on the bun



remember when pnig made that napolitan


gross ketchup pasta


NOThin gross


luckycharms soon


love ruining some nice pasta by stir frying it with ketchup


you dont speak for the pasta world


and i suppose you do


i do


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watch the anime its better


ketchup is for sugarnorms


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wish to max bond with wu zetian


might stream a game or anime tomorrow


how about right now




my joing days end tomorrow





20% win rate


when that first came out i thought he said doby fran san no seeds on the bumble bee


what are you winning against


im NOT winning im losing


body is telling me to eat


dont listen to it your body doesnt know the difference between being in the alaskan wilderness and being in your room in front of the rectangle it just tells you to eat stuff because thats its job


its time to feast


no my body knows best and hes telling me its time to fire up the flipping luckycharms


haato chan is streaming


dont eat manbaby food


cereal has plenty of nutrients


NOThing wrong with cereal with marshmellows


its fortified


time to have some fun with miku





dont understand poker its all luck


its about the sick reads


wish i didnt have f rank luck


maxed out my luck stat hehe


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put all my points in gaming


and it still wasnt enough to go pro


didnt put anything in charisma or int


put everything in heat


im in heat


sigh hima


ff14 is having emergency maintenance hima


should i start playing eorzea


your real life is awaiting you in eorzea


installed gw2


the local wizards wish for me to join their council


never got invited to the council never got a spellbook never got anything


did you try putting yourself out there


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we would prefer when she has normfeet


ya make sure you play on aether and NOT crystal


you cant talk about crystal on hima


wait i thought mateus was the official hima server ive invested so much into it


it is hehe


but im on primal


uh thought we were playing wow NOT 14


what do you mean of course its xiv


one brings shadow
one brings lands


you were supposed to play nostalrius


sigh that one guy was right my real life never started in eorzea mmos arent for people like us


you must walk alone


my real life began and ended in vana'diel


i must break the cycle of hima investing too much into an mmo until they get to the group content and then stop playing
we need to be in a world with npcs like eos


are you the guy that told me mmos arent for us




ill never doubt you again


no you need to constantly occupy your brain keep playing dont become a wallstarer


i stare at hima all day waiting for new posts


how did you know that happens every time


work simulator hours


my real life ended on pioneer I


group content isnt for lone wolves


wonder how much longer i can keep doing this when hima or mom die its probably over


love content love groups


its been over


its NOT that its over
it never even began


has pnig been sentenced yet


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something wrong with agps


paste delusional troon


woke up


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going to get a job at the chinkery


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love a chink factory


whats a troon



the ritual was a lie


lets see if you still think that after all of your water turns into blood


it wont hehe


One person remarked that the Australian bushfires, Chinese coronavirus and the locust swarms were all “biblical”.


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mindenchanting that himas first joint ritual as wizards resulted in catastrophes of this scale


the senk worship was supposed to end last night


no it wasnt


stopped watching that at episode 11 i prefer to think it ends with her fucking off for good


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if we dont put an end to the worship
shes gonno put an end to us


she isnt she loves you and loves everyone on hima


if she loevd me she would kill me


she can only be with one man at a time and the first man to receive her will defile her for everyone else its a time bomb


all of the people norm enough for that left only avoidant schizos remain on hima now


almost forgot to drink my avoidant schizowater


uhh its the opposite this place is norm raiders now


nah those are all regulars pretending to be raiders to watch you get upset


love doing that


everyone capable of interacting with others is in the normcord already

only the real demented freaks post here as their only form of social interaction besides mom


used to spam hima in the good old days


fire up the slam jam


the norms won they just come here to feel better about themselves after only getting two dates in a week instead of their usual three


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only onseki is getting dates minddosing that girls would rather be flipped by some impoverished skinnyfat grocery store worker with a $1000 civic than to so much as give the mass monster engineer with the homologated turbocharged awd wrc car a passing chance

classic jbw pill


spit out the flipping racepill its worthless


cant believe you only need a job and car to get a gf


dont even know how to get a job


having microwaved burgs


its impossible ive applied to 7 different places and all i get is radio silence society wants you to stay a neet


you cant microwave burgs


go to the temp agency theyll take anyone


its okay theyre burg balls NOT patties


whats that do they find a job for you


yes companies go to them and then the agency does the hiring
you wont get paid as much because a small portion of your salary goes to them and the company likes it because they dont have to bother with health insurance or the hiring process or any other legal mumbo
the agency just wants someone who looks like theyll show up because theyre only in it for the money


guess that could be my final cope


go to pachinko instead youll get more money


regretspermed to ntr sigh


as long as it wasnt mom or sis ntr


youre the one doing the ntring


prevent ntrsperms by joing to ss


think this was sis ntr or at least cousin ntr NOT even sure it just says distant relative


hate how a mere glance or thought at any food sends my brain into full oog mode and i suddenly feel like im starving to death


cant believe theres a discord so arrogant to steal himas name and put it on something exclusively norm


i only post here and talk to mom


same but dont talk to mom


wish i had a mom




stop that


finally got rid of my nailbiting habit years ago but mom kept commenting on my long nails so i started biting again


uh why dont you clip them


its a habit for a reason


just pirated a nice gog game


which one


hell yeah make those birl worshipers pay




just downloaded diablo 1


gonno start wearing a black facemask


youll get arrested


nice teen



whats wrong with her lips


NOThin wrong with a nice plump pair of suckers


too bad im level 35 sigh tired of doing chores im ready to save the world




should i play now before the change eorzea again


phew nice


why dont they use molten bullets


morning hima time to work hard at hardly working


hate when im about to snooze and get a sharp tummyache


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wear this


is that a girl


the norms turned my hair white


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why would you piss bottle with a flipping portable device just go to the toilet


she clogged it with a neetlog


i would save her



what if theres invaders


need to piss but dont want to get out of bed


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me when i get ynajed


eorzea calls to me



norms have been trying to late term abort me ever since i was born dont know how im still alive


we must go to eorzea


how about we compromise and go to rune midgard instead



the mind of a hero but the body of a gamer


this guy is crazy but in a good way


moms being so annoying every time i bring up a job idea she complains that theres no talking to customers involved and says ynaj that has to have talking


simply go through your local job listings there is a lot of nontalking jobs


hello maam im a disability customer service specialist and consultant focused on providing solutions to mute customers


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what the flip


there isnt


dont want anyone staring at my big dick while taking a piss


wish they had those around here im piss shy


love going into the stalls with the other cels who wont use the urinals


love peeing with my fellow men beside me


uhh thats for women


NOT going to be a virgin much longer theyre forcing me to boost


hell yea looking forward to this one live in 3 hours



this is serious bros we need to start boycotting companies that bow to the ccpo


gonno stop playing wow for 3 days in protest


may it be


start by selling everything blizzard you own


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do you think her dress is a little too skimpy


roomba went out the front door again


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let it go it demands freedom


do they have a roomba that cooks food


made eye contact with a pretty girl raging because i wasnt able to find her dox this was a lot easier in the old days


die norm


fushigi da ne




this happened to me too was going to write a whole post about it


mashu is asking for a mana transfer hima


send that bitch packing


isekai me to minas tirith


mashu wants a fecal transplant hima



no https


its a static page




shes awfully fat and dark for a jap


uhh no


shes a genki southern jap


foid laughed at me on the phone today when i said something weird never answering the phone again


what did you said


why arent online games balanced algorithmically


popped a cold one with the boys


why are her boobs so big


chemicals from birth control pills in the water
its why all the boys are turning into wk bugmen too


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and what variables would it use


stuff like weapon damage or accuracy player speed respawn times i dont know


all the teengirls in high school had no boobs but big butts and hips they were all white and normal weight too


matsuri got remonetized we did it


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that doesnt look like her



didnt even know what you were talking about till i read the filename hehe


boobie matsuri


just joined momgfs patreon as a top patron


did he change his tweetnorm


its live


woke up hi


how common are fatal brain aneurysms



any other newtypes born too soon


cant believe i didnt invest in n95 respirators


should have known bitcoin was going to boom as china goes into chaos


fool who doubted the ritual


shaved down there now cant stop getting bones


stream a jo


measure that bone


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how do i reheat a fast food burg


onseki can you sell me some drugs so i can offer it to teengirls in exchange for companionship


bought a cocksock




it was getting cold



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love driving hima love going fast


waiting for the sugarwater in the freezer then im firing up the tendies in the microwave


is that guy really the prince of venice




hes pretty paste


imagine being royalty with claim to all the suckslaves you can dream of and opening a pasta truck in los angeles instead


NOThin better


got to bond level 2 with fuya chan wheres the lewd cg


just a man and his pasta chef


grailing to 100 unlocks the secret flip scene


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think im the only one on hima that can reach my toes


prove it


im about 2 feet away


come over and see for yourself


can reach my ankles


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grab hold of em and kiss your arse goodbye


cant reach my toes my legs are too long


sigh the norms


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always get a sickly cough after consuming fast food


nasty puke stuff dont click


what a god


hes king philippes cousin and married a french actress thats just a hobby norms love those


cant believe i made fun of the Drivers its actually pretty fun


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cant believe i made fun of the Drivers its actually pretty fun



what the FUCK



what on earth did this purple hair SEAnigger cunt contribute


old one was too low res it couldnt be helped


raging hard



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this man is a chinese spy


stop posting a norm


keep posting it


keep smelling sperm dont know where its coming from


you cant call him norm


should i stream


hell yea fire it up






stream some darkest dungeon


im NOT the dd guy


dd girl




or else what


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i dont have a game to stream sorry


watching some pink girl


hate foottards


die nofoot


might sperm to that mind control doujin of her again hehe





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love a good hot n ready


any tards


any streams


should i fire up darkest


paste hatena


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would give that foid a good beating if she did that to my pizza


gonno start orbiting foids on twitch


orbit sweet_anita


time for some chicken sandwiches


sale pute


might fire up a puke



nah im streaming darkest


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dont waste your time with those shite common trinkets you need the good stuff


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paste the worst shambler trinket hehe


gth streamwatcher




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its a spam


NOThing spam



how much test do you have to pin to grow horns like that


saved each image


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test girls


no NOT the fate chads


pasted collector


NOThin sexier than a girl that works hard


got the jiiiii banner


scared of buying test from china now dont want to pin corona in my ass


die norm


only the weak die from it if you take enough test you will be immune


NOThin norm about exceeding the natural human limit


die norm


sigh hima the governments gonno stop my xiamen trip




if i join the russian army do i get a state sponsored lgf


you get a state sponsored wife that will turn you into a man


if you never had a father figure you will never be a real man


i dont want to become a man


pnig was my father figure



time to give myself a neetcut


wonder if its just one worshiper spamming vtubers or a squad


i bow to the vtubers


its multiple posters


wonder which vtuber nb likes


nb respects women


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hated vtubers but now am vtuber neutral



vtubers got old quick


the blatant foid worship doesnt even bother me as much as how low effort it is
their lips dont even move they just have a blank expression and their mouths flap open and closed as they ramble on about stupid shit but you know the worshipers are loving every minute of it because they dont know any better clapping their hands like a baby sitting in a high chair


is this like calling them daddy in the west


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wish i was an oppa


no i think its more like calling them old man


is that dead space


no thats kizuna ai


oppa salanghaeyong


die sc2


ban that flippin raider


love when the hima chinks and koreans start fighting


love how every internet asian secretly wishes they were japanese


i think theyd rather be white


they dont


should i buy three houses


no save for rune factory 4 remake its coming out in feb


can i be a girl in that


ya and you can marry girls too


cant imagine how much better life would be if i was white


its NOT that great


nah you just dont understand how good you have it


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dont be a girl in rune factory youd have to marry a boy that would be dishonorable


is he wearing shoulder pads


no pretty sure they have same sex marriage in this version


gotta adapt to the times


still cant get over how that guy looks like some sort of 1950s strongman from an archie comic but gooks would rather be picked up by the white guy that the guy that leg presses 700lbs for reps as a cooldown


NOT a worshiper i only like kaguya luna nekomiya hinata himehina roa nanoda matsuri otogibara fubuki ange katrina ars sakura miko haato coco



gook bastards


must feel weird to live in a country where everyone looks just like you it might feel nice and safe like being a small fish in a school of millions


dont understand this one


hate this norm hidden camera crap


imagine the shock of an isolated society who thought for centuries that they were regular humans after finding out that white people exist and theyre dlc skins and NOT stock


hate these vids too ban this god damned teen


pnig loved pranks


but there are more asians than whites


the heroes are always at a disadvantage


love pranks


its instinctive if there were two billion abos in australia you wouldnt think that of them


she has a deeper voice than me


shall i wank




gonno man up


having a nice tug


sou da peko~


it was a rhetorical question im already jerkjoing


it takes a real man to step up to the plate and raise aNOTher mans child


post a vocaroo


just finished myself


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hb hima check the news both of the valentines banners will be female only
still NOT sure if i want to roll on the split banners with fat semiramis but i might NOT be able to resist


need a japan hikineet visa


shes NOT fat dont say that again


hate turts recent jbw obsession


look at how wide her boobs are those cant belong to a twig girl


she isnt fat


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whats wrong with a nice plumper


you just dont like coming to terms with your privilege


neetcut and a shave feeling fresh




my dick is gonno come to terms with your ass if youre NOT careful




how come i dont have a gf if im white


youre a teen


you didnt go outside


im a teen?




cant believe all i needed to do this whole time was just leave the house


hate the outside meme what is there to do outside anyways you need money to do anything and theres bugs everywhere


hate bugs


i dont know thats where the girls are you need to show them how white you are


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metal death boxes wild animals bugs sun irradiating your skin air full of plant sperm too cold too hot too bright too dark too windy sunny rainy stormy snowy or some combination thereof


what are they doing to her


making a bot that copies posts from threads 2 months ago




hope i remember to say rabbit rabbit tomorrow



love repeating the same things endlessly over and over and over again


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quit your squabbling and play with me


hate all of them


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ooog kids me bone me jo


nearly fell for the ped meme


uhh you mean there's non-peds in here?


guys milk feels bad because she made friends in vr chat but she was drinking and cant remember them but she added them on discord


that was nb and me we were up till 4am yucking it up with amanda


hello norm




sick of the raid these are supposed to be our hours


its friday the weekendneets are here


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sippin on sugarwater hima


sippin on sugarwater hima




the bot is here


the bot is here


do something




gonno scream


then scream let the norms know your fury


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taking the gf out for a walk


wolves arent pink


says who


wish i had a gf


just go outside


you cant game outside


get a gameboy


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looks like shite


woke up


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anyone here ever play halo



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wonder what its like to be in japan and have video game club and anime club and manga club and etc club
in america all you have are sports and chess club or stupid shite like deca or jrotc


wonder if i wouldve been part of the going straight home club or if i wouldve been shamed into joining something


you would have went to your cram school


id be a gamer there too


wish i had a korean mom that made me study until 11pm at the academy every day maybe my life wouldnt be such a joke


couldve started the anime club in school


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had a japanese mom that would jo me while i studied


mochi time


the sos brigade would raid us for computers


think all my favorite vtubers are in the going home club hehe


didnt know going home clubs were real thought that was just an anime trope


of course theyre real there are pathetic background slackers that fade into the cracks of society all over the world youre posting in one of those cracks right now


damn good mochi


sigh mochi and snacks and denpa


owned those himacels


sigh need a large dominos pizza with peperoners salamers olivers and peppers


watched a haruhi scene and got a glipse of windows xp and felt a powerful urge to rope


shes too powerful




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wouldnt mind trading a pc for one squeeze of a big boob girl


love studying all day so i can get a nice company position that makes me work all day without overtime


your pc is worth a thousand dollars dont give it up for that


you can probably get a big boob squeeze for $100


youve gone this long without it dont throw it all away now its time to game


enough gaming


tooth is hurting bad oh god tooth is hurting real bad


brush quick


cant mom will hear me and get mad that im still up


you are a shinobi


pissing in the sink is my ninja way


when moms away the neets will play


mom keeps telling me i have to do something but she never says what something means guess ill do NOThing hehe


she wants you to go outside


wish i was japanese so i could take a stroll to the city center instead i get run over on the way to mcdonalds


would walk but mom set a damn alarm on the doors im trapped


would love to walk down to the conbini and pick up a tuna mayo onigiri


found some cheesecake


watching suzuki roa and learning japanese im doing my best


yuzuki nanoda


thinkin about some more chicken sandwiches guess ill nap instead


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no no NO




why are white women so shitty


is it just me or all english anime va sound the same


they do theyre all trying to imitate a high pitched japanese voice but theyre on a whole different level


sounds like a 40 year old senko


western vas are all unionized and dont need to perform well to keep their job while the jap va industry is as cutthroat as it gets


sat next to a chink felt sick with terror theres no telling what disease she could be carrying i just took a shower and changed into nice clean clothes hope its NOT too late



nice hate men


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napped now im gonno chicken sandwich


go into an argument on slack about whether christians should be able to say god hates fags without fear of prosecution and everyone disagreed with me and kept emoji hearting the guy ranting about hate speech


hope you let em know aids is the judgement of god


wasnt saying that was just saying people should be allowed to say it if they want to


hope you told em about romans 1


professing myself to be wise i became a fool


and i set my heart to know wisdom and to know madness and folly


mindblowing every mohammad who delivers my pizza refers to me as brother dont they realize im an infidel


nice filmjölk


youre a future muslim


better an infidel than an apostate


enjoy your slice brother


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love sex especially with women




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a year later and i still cant find this song sigh


its mitsuboshi



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had to stop mid jo because thought of pnig and raged


mustve been joing to kuro


if she were real nekotarou would eat her instantly


thanks i love you


die lover


early woke this is bad


love early waking hate late woke


need caffeine asap


oog me need caffeine because me addicted to it after making consuming it a habit because me need to stay up to do things


drank caffeine yesterday morning still sitting here on my computer at 7:30 hehe


wish i was addicted to caffeine


wonder if the average japanese person cringes at idol songs about dreams and happy and stars cant imagine such a song in english unless it was for preteens


only use caffeine every once and a while so it remains potent and NOT addicted




been drinking coffee everyday for years NOThing ever happens if i skip it a day or two


never understood what cringe meant think its a norm emotion


thats when you think of the time the girl in 5th grade asked you if you had a crush on anyone and you screamed NO!!!! and started crying in the middle of gym


trying to watch a live speedrun of dark souls but the streamer keeps resetting


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made some nuggies


want to do a meme where someone says 'you post about idols all day every day!!!' then its the chad yes face but its henri with the shiki shirt what he had on in his photo but i dont have that saved so someone do it


listening to some enya


bought a hazmat suit


boomer dad loves enya almost as much as shakira and shania twain


shes an angel


nice blizz did it again


heck yeah love it when an old game gets taken down for a soulless catch grab remake


lets relive the adventure


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i would save her


you mean him


no she is being attacked


she tazed him now shes gonno snap him


in my old office today everyone is nice to me because its been a couple of weeks and i think they dont like my replacement much NOT sure


watching some open carry vids


to saver others you must first save yourself


i believe its time for my 8 hour nap


might nap for a few trillion years and give the next universe a go



always norm


need a cool username


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as a gentleman i would button her up and call her a taxi


as a gamer id ignore her and keep my eyes on the ground and grab my laundry and run back to my room


i talked to barzini


so she sounds 760 years younger


dropped and broke a glass had to sweep vacuum and wash then put the pieces in a bag and slapped a NOTe on it hope mom sees it


love digging a piece of broken glass out of the bottom of my foot


you know what i just realized


did you realize that youre a norm


no that i already knew but i realized that at some point in the future nigs will use drones to steal things its the future of thievery


scheduled a meeting with mom on outlook to touch base


wont it be white drug addicts


just steal the drones instead


how will the nigs steal the drones first


the cybernigs will build it themselves from scrap


had a dream i was being swept away by a flood but i managed to get by and then i was sleeping next to rem from rezero and she told me i had been through a lot and held me tight then i woke up sigh


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bakuretsu bakuretsu


did you cry when you woke


hate waking up my dreams are better than reality





i paid five thousand for my fit im NOT fitting in


mom bought mcdonalds


moms ordering pizza


why does my brain NOT allow me to shit until the second after i exit the shower


are you supposed to disinfect the toilet plunger after using it to break up a neetlog


drinking a 24oz and eating a pack of beef jerky hb




just gave warcraft 3 renormed a zero hehe



drinkin coffee hima


drown in your normfee and die


think im going to become italian


hima there has been a roach haunting my sink for the past few weeks i thought it would leave or die eventually but its still there it sticks its antennas out of the vent hole or drain hole occasionally ill just be sitting on the toilet and see them wiggling around


blast it with piss


accidentally fired up a crier



still have my ps triple should i sell it


firing up diablo 2 and the crt


do you use it or plan to use it



paste had to work two hours overtime on a friday because we had to close january


back to ota dumb teen


that wont solve the sinkbug problem


its fired up right now at 140hz hehe time to game


pnig didnt do anything even close to that but hes NOT law enforcement so he doesnt get a speedy and fair trial


why do westerners get so upset about eating dogs theyre tasty


if dogs actually tasted good it would be acceptable in america to eat them they must be inferior to other animals


they dont taste bad its an acquired taste i would say it tastes like pork but slighty more bitter but more filling


pork is haram


if only pork tasted more bitter

stfu chink your 'acquired taste' is a biological cope to ward off starvation here in the real world we dont eat anything that doesnt taste good on first contact with the tongue


skipped a least 1000 posts maybe more


youre missing out


nah dog taste baste


i would eat it if it was offered to me but clearly it didnt make the cut the way pigs and cows and chickens have


was eating hotdogs and accidentally started thinking about what theyre made of and got grossed out but i still ate the rest


cheesecake time


sis made fudge but its way too sweet


got that post-slop chest pain



going to get fully augmented so mom will stop ynajing me


paste chuunigger



dogs are great in soup norms dont like it because they try it barbecued instead of in soup and it tastes too stringy


i will be jerking myself raw in t-minus 300 minutes


mornin hima just showered gonno eat and game


love a good powerjerk


wish i was a vietnamese junglechad


nice cybnig


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pizza incoming i repeat pizza incoming


gonno have a frozen pizza myself


hope it comes with extra cheese


love cheese pizza



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wish i was smart enough to do this


do what whats happening


he finally got his moneyyYYYYyyYYyYyY


buy the margin call


buy the dip


buy the rumor sell the news


wish i had money to invest


sugarwater is ready and pizza is seconds away


went out for a drive


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it was pretty obvious that amazon was going to crush earnings the only thing you need is enough balls to put 80k into calls that expire in 24 hours


it wasnt obvious to me


pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza


i like the dinosaur that has the mace for a tail


just fell asleep with my eyes open that was weird


wonder how its possible to work over 100 hours in a week


thats an invaluable skill


went out for a drive with lil bro and blasted some eazy e hehe got taco bell on my way back


nice you should suck each other off


does lil bro still have that nice gf


goblin slayer movie tomorrow


wish my bro would let me have a go at his gf


got taco bell too hehe


i need to shite real bad but theres an invader here


so glad matsuri got her monetization back felt really bad there for a sec


sent her a care package


naporitan dake ga naporitan dake ga kimi kiito naporitaaaan


he broke up with her and got aNOTher gf a couple of months later





hehe that viet dog video
honestly doesnt look that bad i would have no feeling about eating a dog in an emergency but cows and chickens are much easier to rationalize on a daily basis



what do you mean rationalize the only reason youre comfortable eating cows is because youre accustomed to it


its natural


do you really think that bisons yaks and gazelles are in the same foodsource family as foxes wolves and jackals



NOT sure what a bizon yak jackal or gazelle is


bless your heart


its over for intel


peed in the shower


gross and dirty


hows it dirty it all goes to the same place


hope you made it a darkpee


why would anyone want to live in arizona


arizona sounds baste seems like everything crazy happens there


its gonno smell


remember when we were going to buy that plot of land in mesa right across an elementary school sigh


if you want to see crazy shit you need to live in florida trust me its insane


pnig will have to get a real remote mansion now with those sex offender housing laws


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will never live in a warm environment love the cold and snow


kind of want to try being a bartender


nice norm


probably easy to get pussy drunk women are around you all the time after all might be fun




ate some chips gonno snooze




love getting pussy


im such a flipping tard


should i get an amd card instead of a gtx



ya whats your budget and do you want new or used


crt is at 140hz hima i have to go higer


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caught it cant believe this just happened its been in there for at least 3 weeks


low and used but i just checked these gpu renderers i plan on using and both require nvidia cards


never lived in a place that had roaches


is it premiere pro


no vray-next and redshift


amds drivers suck nowadays ive heard beware


Dear Sir
My father has just home from the fair and brought home your picture and Mr. Hamlin's. I am a little girl only 11 years old, but want you should be President of the United States very much so I hope you wont think me very bold to write to such a great man as you are. Have you any little girls about as large as I am if so give them my love and tell her to write to me if you canNOT answer this letter. I have yet got four brothers and part of them will vote for you any way and if you let your whiskers grow I will try and get the rest of them to vote for you you would look a great deal better for your face is so thin. All the ladies like whiskers and they would tease their husbands to vote for you and then you would be President. My father is going to vote for you and if I was a man I would vote for you to but I will try to get every one to vote for you that I can I think that rail fence around your picture makes it look very pretty I have got a little baby sister she is nine weeks old and is just as cunning as can be. When you direct your letter direct to Grace Bedell Westfield Chautauqua County New York.

I must NOT write any more answer this letter right off Good bye
Grace Bedell


thought sexy ladies hated beards


need a sexy lady penpal


wish i was just as cunning as i could be


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chinese japanese korean or western






he is indeed korean




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should have posted this one too its pretty good


remember sperming to the pic on the right months ago


can someone lend me $336.73


yeah post your btc address you better pay me back


do girls NOT get horny why has one never asked me to flip her just because i have a dick


for what


high test makes you horny





phew nice might buy one myself


women will literally flip their pussies with baseball bats and staplers rather than ask me to lend them my bone for 2 minute sigh


should i stream


always wondered why i have to pay to have sex and women get paid to have sex its NOT fair


because you have the option to choose


love NOT having to pay for sex



just let me up in them guts girl


cant see the difference


finished kay plays dark souls 1


how was it


pretty nice NOT gonno lie



gonno snooze hima


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wake up in the morning get my mind straight playing a little kid pix



why did it take you so long


and jerk you off with a sandpaper haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand


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been watching one or a couple of vids before bed everyday


gonno fire up aNOTher slice of pizza


cracked some cold ones every day this week


gonno fire my dick up your ass


boutta go to wally world with mom and grab a case of cold ones


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sigh the normbors


urge to purge rising


hate fakecels who get jealous of norm relationships




only jealous of norm relationships because im too tard to understand that they arent the way i think they are


went to the liquor store saw a 6'6 superchink


learned about norm relationships from anime


any senko




washed me face with salicylic acid


dont want a norm relationship just dont like being told i cant have one due to being too ugly


hima tab crashed


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get a fresh haircut and a little coke and youll have a gf in no time


holy hell hima just remembered there are 4 hotdogs left in the fridge time to get wild


paste 4dog


just ate some chicken sandwiches now its wine time anyone with me


love hotdogs


im NOT jbw


had some tamales today how about you


never ate tamales how are they




wish i was hot


wonder why they make hotdogs in packs of 8 but buns in packs of 6


love tamales havent had them in 10 years sigh sigh sigh


wondering if that guys roomba ever made it home


uhh hot dog buns are in packs of 8 too



miss the old days when people didnt talk about gross things and everyone was terrified of gods wrath


right version just looks like original wc3


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going to download the antivirus so i dont have to be worried about the chinsects skittering about


the one on the left is horrendous


wonder when ill be able to smell things over the internet


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love hongbaos


NOThin better


bought a video game


what are you gaming


cant say youll laugh


is it a girl game


cant say means cant say


lying coward


NOThing to be embarrassed about on hima


is it warcraft 3 reforged definitive edition


hate the question guy stop interrogating me


why am i making you uncomfortable




dogs are currently boiling


youre supposed to grill them


taste the meat NOT the heat


did NOT realize how huge her boobs were


sanderson flips the shit out of every night


can i get engaged to one of her daughters like in anime


you need to get a job and go to a nice independent fundemental baptist church then ya


and dont forget soul winning



crazy how religion nowadays only exists because men want to flip christian girls


post a nice chinese ballad instead



havent seen that in a while hehe


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too dumb to understand that graphic


paste chinks theyre just like me


get that moneyyyyyyyy


why do more people return the wallet when theres money in it


about to crack open a second can of natty ice


love googling something and then getting an email from amazon about similar products


same helps me consume



woke up hima whos ready for a wild night


i will have sex with this woman


shes infected


you dont even know how to have sex


time to start drinking


lets learn together


you pee inside her mouth right


the whole process is just a process of exchanging various bodily fluids


the nights just begun whos ready for the hardest gaming session of your life


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ive got some of these ready to go lets drink


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why does your mom buy so many girl drinks


theyre NOT for girls im a man


whys she in such a state after just taking some pictures


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jbw they said




even with the gyno and mpreg still mogs me for having 10% less melanin



its too late NOThing left to do but ropemax


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face it turt the only thing stopping you from getting a gf is that you walk around like elliot expecting one to approach you


how else should i walk around


you dont walk around you walk directly up to them give them a firm handshake and inform them that you are an engineer and that your bench press is x so it would be mutually beneficial if she would give you her number to arrange a mating session later


i cant just tell them i bench 360lbs theyd get scared


if you wanna get girls just act like this


simply create a tindr and list your profession and your bench press





this will be the typical himasugi poster in 2021




The uploader has NOT made this video available in your country.
Sorry about that.


die ausnorm


ban these norms now


no im in the philippines


josh josh josh


brutal last comment on the josh vid


anita is blind to her foid privilege


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die twitchfoid worshiper


die twitchfoid worshiper




im norm


wish i was norm


scary face


allah is the one true god


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bought a fakku unlimited subscription


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hell yeah loved kid pix in school


mindblowing how easy those anorexic limbs could snap


think about that often the damage i could do to her with my bare hands if i had her alone for 5 minutes


youll have to go through me first


think ive got sleep apnea it all makes snese


simply record yourself while sleeping to find out (bout)


paste freak


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dont think i will enjoy zoomerNOTe


didnt they already do a meme one shot like that


pc is one year old today was thinking about a stream but gonno drink a lot of normahol instead


drink on stream


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shaved and showered


eating pasta with a knife and spoon


you only need a fork


should have shaved months ago


forks beckon the devil




eat my spaghetti with chopsticks


same only use chopsticks and a spoon for everything


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is paula the gf of ness or are they friends


ness is cel


no thats jeff


might game all day tomorrow



what was the embarrassing game






hate seeing that guy on 4norm fifteen times per day i was watching mre vids before he had a channel who would have thought the norms would take that too


pasted styx


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calm down we can all enjoy an mre around the fire



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next time you go to walmart get these hima theyre so good


cant eat spicy food without crying


dont worry theyre NOT spicy just flavored that way


thinkin bout ordering pizza but dont want mom to find out




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hate when gran judges me for ordering 3 pizzas and tries to shame me into giving one to her


get that disgusting pussy out of my face


unspoilered and a manpic are you insane


guess ill make chili fries instead sigh


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die norn


woke up


hate gordon and his food elitism


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im simple


simple as that


havent got much left to lose anyone wanna fly down and form a pact with me


what are we summoning


our own demise


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why are cpap machines so expensive sigh i cant afford this


no one on hima can do that


i cant ive got extremely dextrous toes


i mean i can ive got extremely dexterous toes


ive got extremely dextrose toes


im maladroit


love fatfingering every word i type


love fatfingering my gf


gonno 4 hour nap and start my gaming day



hope everyones ready to vote in 2020


pence has my vote


hehe realized i left jkxds installed on my old computer i gave mom


were voting for the 1000 dollar man


thats NOT something to hehe about


sick piece of shit why cant mom ever be in peace



my boy eurasiantiger isnt going to like this one


love eurasiantiger


we got way too cocky


yucky westernized 2nd generation asians prove race is irrelevant its culture that matters


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couldve been white


culture is a product of genetics prove me wrong


proved wrong >>1018034


i think youre too stupid to understand what i said thats okay


nah you got proved wrong son


keep using that good brain


im a happy hapa


its going to be some chicken or the egg cope that pretends just because genetic factors contributed to what became the culture it isnt a fact that if you displace someone into that culture thats been fermenting for thousands of years you dont radically change what they become


what i said has NOThing to do with that what are you rambling about


tired of seeing celwords


wish i was as cool as elliot


yeah because you said NOThing brainlet



culture develops from genetics and those develop from environment i dont know why you think just because you can bring a 2nd gen into a different culture and theyll behave the same way that that has anything to do with what i said retard


already incorporated that exact cope into my response but you couldnt parse it as usual for your usual retarded self so you feel the need to repeat it as if youre explaining something dont reply to my post in the first place if all you offer is posturing with an ultimately irrelevant triviality that does NOT refute the point


uh huh good one


no one cares teen


you were addressing something completely unrelated to what i said originally so obviously id reiterate it since it seems like you didnt understand


you directly quoted me with your vague posturing cope as if it was a refutation of my post when really you just wanted to be contradicted so you could get an ego boost and then call me a retard a few times before you deliver your full point from on high educating the ignorant masses but i already posted exactly what your cope was going to be before you and you think youre telling me something new


youre projecting pretty hard here i was just saying it for fun because it was slightly related and then you started some off tangent rambling



whys her voice so deep


if it is fun and slightly related then dont quote me directly and dont ask to be proved wrong and dont call me an idiot when your post is interpreted as exactly what it looks like especially when my iq is higher than yours


whys there so many jap comments


it was a jocular reference to something else and you defiantly didnt interpret my post correctly and no it isnt 130 retard


the problem was in your post NOT my interpretation and certainly NOT given your follow up its obvious that you have sub 130 IQ because instead of assuming that such an obvious fact would of course be known you assumed i must NOT know it and postured over it


oh i was spot on youre a posturing 130 retard otherwise you wouldnt focus on that number


chili fries time


its merely because it was the number you cited fool if you would have posted any other number id have used that the fact is that if you behave so much like a child teaching grandma to suck eggs you would be lucky to hit even 115


love iq bragging on hima


love when the norms unmask themselves and reveal their high iqs while im the only true tard on hima


luckily i dont need to keep obsessing over a point someone on an anonymous imageboard never made to begin with to feel confident in my intelligence or i might start to believe you and feel bd


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shes sexy


you asked to get proved wrong and you got owned get over it


it was a joke and you proved wrong an imaginary point that had NOThing to do with what i said gz


gonno snooze



hes me


is he on a diet


ya lettuce only


ate some more nuggies


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wish that was me


ahh this fake sugarwater is so refreshing


you said it brother but its NOT fulfilling


all i know is that cows are cute and curious creatures and if we really looked at it objectively we would have a tough time explaining why we eat them and NOT other pets


if we really looked at it objectively we wouldnt raise and harvest animals for food simply watch vnig and return to the moral path


nah love meat


phew nice veal bet she tastes nice lick lick


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wonder if westerners can even comprehend what it means to be truneet


wonder how many people on jp were really tricked into floorshitting



coco is ruining hosexy ladyve with her western values


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nah shes just a foil to show how great jvtubers are


how old is that gross western hag seriously she sounds 50


why NOT ask the chat is right there


i dont watch vtubers or engage with them you do it


id rather it stay a mystery


going to watch some idol talent shows instead at least you can be assured they arent ugly and 50


might play ark seems fun


dont understand why people donate to streamers especially popular vtubers who wont even read the message attached to your $1000 donation


because you like them and want to support them


they get enough support theyre making millions while tards give their entire paycheck to them


shes the ideal of the white sexy lady japs have in their mind


sometimes love is irrational


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