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 No.1009189[Last 100 Posts]

 No.1009190

got left behind

 No.1009191

need a birlfriend immediately

 No.1009193

my existence may be a puzzle this world is NOT currently capable of solving

 No.1009194

feeling sleepy already but i snoozed 10 hours and woke up a few hours ago

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 No.1009198

wish to work at walmart and have my superiors humiliate me

 No.1009199

>>1009197
ajs forearm circumference is too high to be working at walmart

 No.1009200

kept showing interviewers my neck circumference and they kept showing me the door what does it mean

 No.1009201

you were under 18"

 No.1009202

youre under 5'12"

 No.1009203

im 6'4 and 24 inches around mybe it was too much

 No.1009204

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im 6'4 and 24 inches around mybe it was too much

 No.1009205

hehe

 No.1009206

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mom forced me to take a pic with the cleaning lady and my neighbor or else she wouldnt give me money for wine and bacon sandwich supplies so here you go

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 No.1009210

pisssss

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 No.1009213

hate spacedorks theres NOThing out there

 No.1009214

okay have fun on this shite planet

 No.1009215

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 No.1009216

hate chinks

 No.1009217

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paste

 No.1009218

paste discord screenshot

 No.1009219

>>1009217
what the fuck is that

 No.1009220

>>1009217
guess im mentally ill then

 No.1009221

glad that classof2012seki appointed his bros as janitors so that they can cap our post histories and share them on discord for a laugh

 No.1009222

rage hard when people say larp in reference to non live action role playing

 No.1009223

paste pet peeve rager

 No.1009224

die norms

 No.1009225

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 No.1009226

who buoy

 No.1009227


 No.1009228

everyone help me in reporting this >>1009208
with enough seki will be forced to take action

 No.1009229

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 No.1009230

its almost been a year since senk when are you going to give up on her

 No.1009231

>>1009228
seki here
anyone reporting this image will be banned

 No.1009232

senkos butt

 No.1009233

left behind

 No.1009234

weird how mom hasnt raged once since i started showering daily guess something about neetmusk sets moms off into a fury

 No.1009235

are you trimming your nails too

 No.1009236

gotta try that but showerings so boring

 No.1009237

shes old the man pheromones make her emotional

 No.1009238

pheromones arent real

 No.1009239

>>1009228
reported it

 No.1009240

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 No.1009241

File: 1578789874042.png (44.64 KB, 676x206, steam.PNG)

hehe

 No.1009242

paste

 No.1009243

hehe

 No.1009244

>>1009240
big bone

 No.1009245

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sigh shes so cute

 No.1009246

shes a true maiden

 No.1009247

gaming my life away

 No.1009248

already gamed my life away

 No.1009249

its NOT too late

 No.1009250

game is life

 No.1009251

NOT feeling too good might have a drink

 No.1009252

the hima man

 No.1009253

bought a coke gonno freeze then sip

 No.1009254

do sexy ladies really watch this sort of thing

 No.1009255

>>1009252
sigh pnig

 No.1009256

whys his forehead so big

 No.1009257

love showers it feels so good and you feel so much better afterwards gotta shower right after waking up or i cant do anything

 No.1009258

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 No.1009259

phew love muscle girls

 No.1009260

selfie for the boys

 No.1009261

going to be me this summer

 No.1009262

only the abs though right

 No.1009263

gaming hard

 No.1009264

game on brother

 No.1009265

bored

 No.1009266

fear that being able to work from home will demotivate me from the ritual but i didnt plan for anything else

 No.1009267

also gonno start working from home boss knows im a hopeless tard he even said i should book a psychologist or something hehe

 No.1009268

norm hours

 No.1009269

its the weekend all the norms are out partying

 No.1009270

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 No.1009271

stream of the himabros out partying
https://www.twitch.tv/andymilonakis

 No.1009272


 No.1009273

NOT sure what to do dont have any real goals

 No.1009274

make some goals

 No.1009275

the norms are partying while posting on hima with their phones

 No.1009276

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 No.1009277

watching some cringe compilations

 No.1009278

boss asked me why i dont want to move out of moms house or travel around the world or buy a car or have a gf or anything and if i have any goals in life

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 No.1009280

boss just said to work from home so i dont show up at work one day with a gun

 No.1009281

ask him why anyone would want to do any of that stuff

 No.1009282

>>1009252
sigh he keeps hallucinating about the rude guy

 No.1009283

stop getting pushed around by that silver spoon bastard

 No.1009284

made a discovery recently that traveling is actually really cheap but im NOT interested in it

 No.1009285

>>1009278
thought you were supposed to lie about those things and NOT reveal your true form

 No.1009286

mindcrippling how a large part of the 2010s for me was pissing off the staff of a japanese interests board

 No.1009287

>>1009280
did NOT go to work and left my phone off all day after christmas and the companys president told my boss he was worried i had jumped off my offices window

 No.1009288

>>1009285
its impossible he knows i dont live by myself and that i dont have a gf and that i dont have anything to my name and all that we have been working together everyday for years

 No.1009289

where is all your money going if you dont have any of those are you a gambler

 No.1009290

>>1009283
hes a self made man

 No.1009291

die norms

 No.1009292

dislike being perceived as a freak

 No.1009293

missed all of agdq why didnt anyone tell me

 No.1009294

even if traveling was free it would be too much work for NOThing

 No.1009295

you can spend 3 weeks in japan from america for less than $2000 but dont expect to slay like seki

 No.1009296

ill just get some tight shorts to show off my big white penis

 No.1009297

NOT going to travel to japan if i cant slay some kitty

 No.1009298

have NOThing to do but spend money on a 15 year old mitsubishi real nice world youve got here jehova

 No.1009299

>>1009295
why NOT

 No.1009300

because of the jbw pill

 No.1009301

im white

 No.1009302

wish i was white

 No.1009303

himasugi is NOT for privileged classes so whites people over 6' and foids all need to leave immediately

 No.1009304

stop spreading jbw lies

 No.1009305

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 No.1009306

its NOT that great

 No.1009307

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 No.1009309

vile whore

 No.1009310

wonder what sort of elaborate eternal punishment mom is going to receive from the gods for giving birth to the most iredeemable doomcel to have ever walked the earth she will probably be chained to a boulder in the underworld and have a cyclops cram rocks into her vagina or something

 No.1009311

love imagining a cyclops cramming rocks into my moms vagina

 No.1009312

played dantes inferno it prepared me for hell

 No.1009313

doomsday

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 No.1009315

hate foids

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 No.1009317

hate nigs

 No.1009318

esophagus is getting worse think i might choke to death one day while eating

 No.1009319

the dogs keep barking and gran yells at them to shut up over and over

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 No.1009321

those are boobs

 No.1009322

>>1009316
basted nig

 No.1009323

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 No.1009324

big boob gerl hi

 No.1009325

cracked open a cold one

 No.1009326

making a plan its all going together too smoothly im getting excited

 No.1009327

whats the plan

 No.1009328

to stop doing NOThing

 No.1009329

made my plan ages ago and still havent acted

 No.1009330

boiled some chicken sandwiches

 No.1009331

did you boil the whole sandwich or just the chicken

 No.1009332

might finally pull the trigger on the vr setup i need to buy into a fresh cope bad

 No.1009333

had some natto on toast earlier it was NOT bad but oatmeal bread defiantly is NOT the right bread to use

 No.1009334

broiled the bread boiled the chicken

 No.1009335

broiling isnt real

 No.1009336

should have said boiled the bird sigh

 No.1009337

mom brought a daves triple and steamed dumplings

 No.1009338

cracked open a blogweiser

 No.1009339

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always skipped that vid

 No.1009340

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why

 No.1009341

loved kid pix

 No.1009342

annoyed that teens started spamming that vid in the last two years when the original upload and the vid its mocking are from at least ten years ago

 No.1009343

finna shite

 No.1009344

maybe they sneak in other snacks in the cereal boxes

 No.1009345

time to snooze

 No.1009346


 No.1009347

sigh inuyasha

 No.1009348

hate hapayasha

 No.1009349

woah iceborne comes free with a 5500xt maybe its time to upgrade

 No.1009350

normborne

 No.1009351

everyone here is normborne

 No.1009352

drinking some rum

 No.1009353

hima is a wine and bourbon board

 No.1009354

woke up really NOT feeling great need some hair of the dog

 No.1009355

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 No.1009356

the himadog

 No.1009357

cracked open aNOTher blogweiser whachu know bout that

 No.1009358

should i drop the $500 or so to get started with vr i cant think of anything else to buy thats NOT over a thousand

 No.1009359

no vr sucks

 No.1009360

>>1009358
our new life as cute girls is about to begin

 No.1009361

whats the show with the retarded dog girls

 No.1009362

murenase seton gakuen

 No.1009363

baste vrtron

 No.1009364

>>1009361
dog days

 No.1009365

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 No.1009366

now that i can work from home maybe ill just see about going to stay in aNOTher country and work from a hotel or something for a while

 No.1009367

stop posting that shes draining everyones gems

 No.1009368

making ice cream

 No.1009369

havent had a good scream in awhile

 No.1009370

same i splathered choclate sauce all over it

 No.1009371

hb only ended up eating 2 and a half pizzas last night still got half of one for raid night

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 No.1009374

he looks queer now

 No.1009375

you are simply jealous

 No.1009376

why is he wearing makeup

 No.1009377

>>1009371
gth raider

 No.1009378

how else am i gonno get my loot

 No.1009379

you have to wear cosmetics if you wish to compete in todays sexual market why should women get all the advantage

 No.1009380

>>1009365
spermed to that last night hehe

 No.1009381

i cant wear makeup i have bad memories of the older girls at school dragging me into the girls toilets and holding my arms down giving me a makeover

 No.1009382

they were only trying to help

 No.1009383

no because then theyd take my uniform off and make me wear one of theirs and laugh at me

 No.1009384

was this before or after your sister died

 No.1009385

believe himas

 No.1009386

no one told me the first episode of railgun already aired

 No.1009387

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wish i was australian

 No.1009388

>>1009373
why is it that i can tell if a man is gay simply by the way his lips looks

 No.1009389

hes doing the kissy face

 No.1009390

hes NOT gay you just hope he is

 No.1009391

>>1009388
because he was gay in the first pic as are all men who get nonessential plastic surgeries

 No.1009392

plastic surgery is essential to stop being cel

 No.1009393

only if youre a hulking ugly woman

 No.1009394

gonno become a plastic surgeon and move to korea

 No.1009395

could use a few more inches of jaw

 No.1009396

we need to start preparing for the ps2 bubble by buying in box controllers now before the norms jack them up to $100 each

 No.1009397

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 No.1009398

we dont want used women

 No.1009399

i would save her

 No.1009400

we dont want used controllers either its time to act

 No.1009401

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 No.1009402

babby

 No.1009403

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 No.1009404

too dumb to understand that

 No.1009405

anyone else just mimic human behavior

 No.1009406

toof hurts

 No.1009407

have you been brushing

 No.1009408

how often are you supposed to brush

 No.1009409

no need for plastic surgery simply start working on a good comedy act and youre all a set because everyone knows good looking guys cant be funny

 No.1009410

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 No.1009411

raining hima

 No.1009412

when the plaque starts to yellow

 No.1009413

freak hours gonno watch railgun and eat some pizza

 No.1009414

my freak detector hasnt gone off

 No.1009415


 No.1009416

finished crying

 No.1009417

are you a man now

 No.1009418

im manbaby

 No.1009419

just realized something

 No.1009420

what did you realize

 No.1009421

should have just gotten a job at a warehouse at least then i would know how to drive and have some money to spend on games

 No.1009422

>>1009420
that the name hifumi translates to onetwothree

 No.1009423


 No.1009424

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nice ishuzoku nice reviewers

 No.1009425

oog

 No.1009426

no bros this cant be happening

 No.1009427

>>1009424
hoo boy

 No.1009428

>>1009426
completely unaware of all currently popular mobile games

 No.1009429

completely unaware of all currently popular games

 No.1009430

liar

 No.1009431

been reading v for at least 5 hours a day lately and i dont even know what i do know is that i could NOT give less of a flip what they are

 No.1009432


 No.1009433

dont understand why minecraft had such a resurgence in popularity

 No.1009434

https://www.strawpoll.me/19190679/r
whats with pnig i thought hed be most likely

 No.1009435

most likely to be the girlfriend

 No.1009436

rare karuta

 No.1009437

doya

 No.1009438

starting my birlification tomorrow hima wish me luck

 No.1009439

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 No.1009440

dont betray us we need you in the gender war

 No.1009441

dosbox hasnt been fullscreening properly for at least a month too lazy to try and fix it

 No.1009442


 No.1009443

love hairy kitties

 No.1009444

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 No.1009445

used to hate hair pussers cant believe how low test i was

 No.1009446

dont understand that meme what does a baby rattle have to do with mind control

 No.1009447

the average woman has the mind of an infant

 No.1009448

why are there 3 hands in that pic

 No.1009449


 No.1009450

should i snooze

 No.1009451

only got 4 hours of snooze probably had too much to drink

 No.1009452

time to worship chairman mao

 No.1009453

the nuclear power station near me reported an emergency

 No.1009454

love nuclear power

 No.1009455

sigh im NOT in the radioactive blastzone it says 10km and im 60km away

 No.1009456

how come i was taught the inferior system of measurements from birth

 No.1009457

you mean superior

 No.1009458

>>1009401
baby want flip

 No.1009459

stopped taking my brain pills

 No.1009460

now the hallucinations begin

 No.1009461

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 No.1009462

had the last of the pills on thursday havent told mom yet the norms cant stop me now

 No.1009463

what pills

 No.1009464

the brain pills

 No.1009465

took my gut pills

 No.1009466

playing iceborne hima my real life is beginning

 No.1009467

is that game cracked

 No.1009468

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 No.1009469

a body like that can only be for one thing

 No.1009470

being a gamer

 No.1009471

woke up hi

 No.1009472


 No.1009473

i game

 No.1009474

my real life has started in seliana hima i made it

 No.1009475

hehe

 No.1009476

>>1009472
95% of the foids ive seen in the gym spend the majority of their time sitting on the floor playing on their phones i hate them and their lack of discipline

 No.1009477

hacking hima don't call the cops ok

 No.1009478

die hacker

 No.1009479

crying hima iceborne is perfect my entire life has been leading to playing this

 No.1009480

>>1009472
isnt that all common sense if you have an iq higher than 100

 No.1009481

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 No.1009482

decorated my room in seliana hima and setup the aquarium

 No.1009483

>>1009472
hi jaiden i love you

 No.1009484

why would you have an aquarium

 No.1009485

for fun

 No.1009486

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 No.1009487

girls love 30 year old schizo virgin gamer manbabies

 No.1009488

the hunger must be sated

 No.1009489

woke up having some tasty kok

 No.1009490

havin some kok as well hehe

 No.1009491


 No.1009492

huge boobers

 No.1009493

shes a freak

 No.1009494

>>1009479
whats that like a mobile game

 No.1009495

its a full blown game and a damn good one

 No.1009496

feel bad for those who feel for monhun world and are now stuck playing it because of sunk cost fallacy

 No.1009497

NOThing wrong with world its a damn fine game heck ya its time to hunt

 No.1009498

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 No.1009499

need to get a 5500xt for my free iceborne copy

 No.1009500

cant play a game thats about murdering innocent beasts

 No.1009501

paste video game journalists

 No.1009502

we do what we have to do to survive the new world

 No.1009503

>>1009500
hate the norm outrage cycle
the guys that make these videos benefit just as much from clickbait journalism as the authors of those articles themselves

 No.1009504

this is the game hima the game ive been meant to play my whole life

 No.1009505

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 No.1009506

shishou

 No.1009507

>>1009499
heck yeah get that 5500xt

 No.1009508

shishou girl

 No.1009509

crying

 No.1009510

what set you off this time

 No.1009511

iceborne

 No.1009512

dont flipping cry

 No.1009513

hate monster normers

 No.1009514

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 No.1009515

i cant help it the game is perfect

 No.1009516

wish i had a pizza right now

 No.1009517

hmmm same

 No.1009518

jod to some vtuber doujins

 No.1009519

sigh damn good game hima to be playing a game this good in 2020 crying

 No.1009520

no one wants to play with you so you can stop now

 No.1009521

i want to play but i dont want to pay

 No.1009522

damn good game

 No.1009523

cant game anymore

 No.1009524

gotta game

 No.1009525

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 No.1009526

>>1009468
is it okay to take a girl like this on a date to mcdonalds

 No.1009527

no she dresses like a slut and dyed her hair pink people are going to think youre a paypig

 No.1009528

going to buy the vr setup so i can hang out with vtubers all day instead of 30 year old manbabies

 No.1009529

the cat food i leave outside has so far fed cats possums toads birds and a racoon

 No.1009530

youre supporting an entire ecosystem

 No.1009531

its too much responsibility thinking of stopping

 No.1009532

>>1009528
hope you get the whole valve index package and that you have the gpu to support it

 No.1009533

chihiro has been gaming for over six hours

 No.1009534

who

 No.1009535

im watching ars and hayama hehe

 No.1009536

the cute blue vtuber

 No.1009537

dont understand how someone can be successful enough to have money to blow on vfoid donations but retarded enough to do it in the first place

 No.1009538

theyre gamers

 No.1009539

they game

 No.1009540

wageslaving doesnt take brains in 90% of cases

 No.1009541

theyre dumb flipping teens

 No.1009542


 No.1009543

gonno vomit

 No.1009544

depressed retard spends every waking hour playing video games and wondering why hes depressed

 No.1009545

dopamine receptors are too fried to game for more than half an hour most days

 No.1009546

look at that disgusting foid wiping her arse with slips of paper and then going about her business with shite smeared all over herself as if shes clean

 No.1009547

love gaming love spending days gaming love spending my life gaming enjoy every minute of it hate norms

 No.1009548

urge to purge

 No.1009549

why do you hate norms

 No.1009550

if you have to ask then youre one of them

 No.1009551

>>1009546
you werent supposed to watch the whole video whats wrong with you

 No.1009552

please god let me die in my sleep soon

 No.1009553

i watch every video thats posted

 No.1009554

why do you want to die pathetically in your sleep

 No.1009555

you should wish to die in battle so you can spend eternity feasting in valhalla

 No.1009556

File: 1578866461793.jpg (87.95 KB, 1000x667, 1578860894331.jpg)


 No.1009557

spent an eternity feasting and gaming

 No.1009558

wish to worship norm consumers for minimum wage thats my goal in life

 No.1009559

File: 1578866641788.jpg (928.53 KB, 1920x1347, 1920px-Enthroned_King_of_Ur.jpg)

>hima

 No.1009560

exquisite use of lapis lazuli in that piece

 No.1009561

time to fire up blops 3

 No.1009562

why was old art and architecture so beautiful i hate living in the modern concrete wageslave farms

 No.1009563

normzuli

 No.1009564

how is that art beautiful they look like tards

 No.1009565

it speaks to me

 No.1009566

tards were revered in sumer

 No.1009567

what about gamers

 No.1009568

same thing

 No.1009569

mom made beef stew

 No.1009570

love beef stew

 No.1009571

moms ordering fried chicken

 No.1009572

>>1009554
if i do it myself mom will be upset

 No.1009573

mom is out of town im starving

 No.1009574


 No.1009575

where does mom have to go why isnt she home

 No.1009576

shes travelling abroad

 No.1009577

why did mom wait until she was in her 60s to travel when she has a tard at home that needs her to buy pizza and liquor for him

 No.1009578

>>1009574
why didnt we listen

 No.1009579

shes just a dumb whore like that i guess

 No.1009580

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 No.1009581

>>1009580
me first please i beg you

 No.1009582

is that supposed to be rena

 No.1009583

its shimarin

 No.1009584

just finished the viper hunt hima crying

 No.1009585

>>1009574
mindblowing that people were dumb enough to think this was real

 No.1009586

stop killing the monsters you freak

 No.1009587

knew a lot of stuff wasnt real as a kid but forced myself to pretend it was either for moms sake or so i could escape reality

 No.1009588

drinking an ice cold sugarwater out of a whiskey glass

 No.1009589

File: 1578868212779.jpg (49.08 KB, 1000x1000, glencairn_crystal_crystal_glencairn_whisky_tas….jpg)

by whisky glass do you mean one like this

 No.1009590

watched a ton of documentaries on aliens and ufos and and bigfeet and lake monsters etc and believed all of it

 No.1009591

mindboggling there is still ghost shows on tvs that regular adult people watch

 No.1009592

begged and pleaded for god to make some of my fantasies reality as a kid

 No.1009593

>>1009590
love watching stuff on that and also occult stuff even if i dont believe any of it but its fun like reading about lore of a fantasy game except its real life

 No.1009594

god has some problem with me dont know what it is but He has been determined to make me rope

 No.1009595

are real i saw one

 No.1009596

was it a sexy lady

 No.1009597

no it was a big boobie neesan

 No.1009598

im haunted by the spirits of all the sexy ladies i snapped in my previous lives

 No.1009599

going to try to game mom bought snacks earlier

 No.1009600


 No.1009601

>>1009592
prayed to god for magical powers for years but all he did was make me incel

 No.1009602

wasted all my pennies in the wishing well trying to make cartoons real

 No.1009603

thought being cel was a curse when its actually a blessing

 No.1009604

there are pros and cons

 No.1009605

crazy that alien life and ufos were proven to exist and NOThing changed

 No.1009606

we have NOT been visited on this world by aliens
we regularly have run ins with extra dimensional beings though

 No.1009607

NOT by aliens themselves but defiantly their technology
how would you explain the tic tac video otherwise

 No.1009608

a visit from the extradimensional wizards

if aliens were smart enough to have the technology to find and travel to this planet they wouldnt have any reason to screw around it would be like you finding some ants on a rock in the woods

 No.1009609

how would we have their technology if they didnt visit earth

 No.1009610

autonomous self replicating drones
they just spread out find a resource rich planet self replicate a little and then fly off again in different directions
you can visit the entire galaxy in a few million years this way

 No.1009611

File: 1578869626178.png (268.99 KB, 290x490, HBW.png)

i think they changed the flavor of these they used to be hotter

 No.1009612

cant say ive ever eaten a pretzel before

 No.1009613

why would you do that when there are all sorts of resources nearby theres no reason to go that far

 No.1009614

maybe to map stuff out
maybe its just NOT that big of a deal and they did it on a whim
maybe to send a message

 No.1009615

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 No.1009616

used to quaff sugarwater and eat bagfuls of snacks while gaming all night 13 years later it doesnt feel the same

 No.1009617

>>1009615
her arm is comically tiny

 No.1009618

gaming used to make me happy now its just there to fill the emptiness

 No.1009619

is boob envy real

 No.1009620

is dick envy real

 No.1009621

are boobs dicks

 No.1009622

you cant compare boobs and dicks one is visible all the time and the other is NOT

 No.1009623

my dick could be a foot long when i wake up tomorrow and it wouldnt change my life in any way a foid would be able to capitalize on having bigger boobs within minutes

 No.1009624

File: 1578870030622.jpg (228.3 KB, 1442x2048, 1570649807263.jpg)

pretty visible

 No.1009625

wish i was schizo i could entertain myself for hours

 No.1009626

if your dick was a foot long you could defiantly make a lot in porn

 No.1009627

hate when my penis bunches up my pants and theres a bulge even though i dont have a big penis the last time it happened was at a restaurant and a woman sitting at a booth looked at it and smiled and it made me feel gross

 No.1009628

its NOT entertaining you fool its a living hell being tortured by demons 24/7

 No.1009629

paste humblebragger

 No.1009630

mindblowing that male porn actors get paid more than women

 No.1009631

theres NOThing to brag about im a dicklet

 No.1009632

women dont smile at just anyone

 No.1009633

up 15 pounds this week blimping out hard gonno eat some ice cream

 No.1009634

dont get the ice cream meme its NOT that great

 No.1009635

same always liked ice cream cones though

 No.1009636


 No.1009637


 No.1009638

dont watch that garbage watch this

 No.1009639

embed spam

 No.1009640

>>1009589
thats ones nice thats some grandma shite

 No.1009641

what did you just said

 No.1009642

norm hours have begun

 No.1009643

went out for a drive with dad and flipped up so many times stalled like twice took two spots to park revved too hard in first gear what the hell

 No.1009644

ate a tamago

 No.1009645

>>1009638
cant believe aliens have revealed themselves to us and nobody flipping cares norms cant peel their eyes off instanorm normwitter and normflix for one second aliens simply arent appreciated anymore sigh wish they would take me away already i want out of this norm world need to join my alien brothers

 No.1009646

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 No.1009647

think ill have to settle for a big boob gf

 No.1009648

cant believe how good this game is hima what a way to start the new decade love hunting monsters

 No.1009649

honestly it doesnt tell us much anyone with a brain already knew aliens existed and those probes are probably impossible to catch let alone reverse engineer

 No.1009650

love the handler

 No.1009651

never played monhun never will

 No.1009652

normhun

 No.1009653

File: 1578872291597.mp4 (1.27 MB, glass.mp4)


 No.1009654

>>1009646
what do her boobs say

 No.1009655

"titfuck me 4 dollars"

 No.1009656

translate it weebs

 No.1009657

the aliens are going to come for me and ask what they should do with my species if anything and im going to say to torch all those bastards

 No.1009658

what about your himabros

 No.1009659

can you ask the aliens to put me in the soylent green suicide chamber instead of burning me alive when they glass earth

 No.1009660

never understood what the point of music conductors were they just wave their hands

 No.1009661

they used to be important but nowadays everyone just artistically reads the music verbatim like a robot

 No.1009662

*autistically NOT artistic

 No.1009663

feels like its been a year since the last stream

 No.1009664

should i fire up fatal frame again

 No.1009665

dont mind streaming but nobodys interested in the stuff i want to do or watch
im a tard among tards even here im a pariah

 No.1009666

>>1009664
no do katamari

 No.1009667

burger time hima

 No.1009668

ok ill stream katamari

 No.1009669

love gramps and his explosive racism hehe

 No.1009670

cracked open a nice sugarwater for breakfast

 No.1009671

crazy that they just hand out exp candies in the new pokemon game like NOThing
you can literally get any pokemon to level 100 instantly

 No.1009672

you were supposed to boycott that game

 No.1009673

love gaming

 No.1009674

i did boycott it i pirated it

 No.1009675

used to pretend i was a pokemon and ferrero rocher candies were rare candy

 No.1009676

oh iceborne the new mh i was watching a guy play that seems okay

 No.1009677

what a coincidence i have a pair of those next to me right now

 No.1009678


 No.1009679


 No.1009680

bladder is gonno explode but theres invaders

 No.1009681

gramps said hes glad cash registers exist so black people can have jobs since they cant calculate change

 No.1009682

i cant calculate change either im flipping reflappered

 No.1009683

its more than ok its a whole new world to explore hima a beautiful new world where our real lives begin crying

 No.1009684

>>1009664
stream now

 No.1009685


 No.1009686

sicko you cant get bones from fubuki shes as pure as it gets

 No.1009687

big horny bone

 No.1009688

love bones

 No.1009689

love sexy ladies

 No.1009690

>>1009681
nice gramps telling it like it is

 No.1009691

File: 1578875883259.jpg (110.81 KB, 848x1200, 4e1631bbc9eda11b5f4f5cb2c19af465.jpg)


 No.1009692

what the FUCK

 No.1009693

gonno order myself a fresh out the factory vtube gf

 No.1009694

lets share

 No.1009695

nah get your own flipper

 No.1009696

cant afford a fresh one ill have to get a refurbished

 No.1009697

hb these heart of the foreign god droprates are so good im gonno be set for the year

 No.1009698

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 No.1009699

mom bough too much ho zai mung gonno feast

 No.1009700

fubuki has a tardface

 No.1009701

heck ya

 No.1009702

made myself a couple of melts

 No.1009703

>>1009698
hella nasty shithole she needs to bleach that thing

 No.1009704

the browner the better

 No.1009705

spargyyyy

 No.1009706

its natural

 No.1009707

got a manicure

 No.1009708

pic

 No.1009709

check my insta

 No.1009710

might get a pedicure hehe

 No.1009711

File: 1578876714120.png (32.14 KB, 96x234, flip my cock.png)


 No.1009712

ped xing

 No.1009713

we find the defendant NOT guilty

 No.1009714

always giggle when i see those signs

 No.1009715

three days until the acquittal

 No.1009716

>>1009710
dont make anyone touch your feet its a crime

 No.1009717

he will be sentenced to 6 years but granted parole after 2

 No.1009718

told gramps about pnig he said they oughta lynch him

 No.1009719

hell get two weeks thats all the time it will take for the barbaric inmates to find out hes ped and shiv him to death

 No.1009720

hes gonno be doing 30 days of community service as punishment for fsnapping those 3 year olds

 No.1009721

he will be exiled to the pitcairn islands

 No.1009722

>>1009720
he learned his lesson 30 days is more than enough

 No.1009723

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 No.1009724

nice virtual oogers

 No.1009725

its kiss a ginger day but no one kissed me

 No.1009726

do girls really talk about that sort of thing with each other

 No.1009727

nah theyre just dudes with voice change software dont be fooled

 No.1009728

i wont forgive you

 No.1009729

>>1009724
why is the pink girl animated better

 No.1009730

she makes more money

 No.1009731

File: 1578878365374.gif (181.43 KB, 320x180, e9621170c19f8c2ffa30a19153c737c594e4a793_00.gif)

the girl on the left is a rookie shes natsumi rins va

 No.1009732

never read little busters

 No.1009733

justa waiting for za rittle bustahs oh yea ya ya ya

 No.1009734

File: 1578878911519.jpg (461.02 KB, 800x782, 1578614851601.jpg)

ˢʰᵃᵐᶦᵏᵒᵒᵒ

 No.1009735

why would she put that in her

 No.1009736

for fun

 No.1009737

girls love putting stuff in themselves

 No.1009738

wish i could play in my guts

 No.1009739

youre supposed to get all up in girls guts NOT your own

 No.1009740

want to get filled up

 No.1009741

sigh must be great

 No.1009742

couldve been born a norm and impregnated a woman by now

 No.1009743

my childhood wasnt even that bad and look how i turned out norms typically have worse lives but manage to make it work

 No.1009744

coworker wouldnt shut up about how his wife wanted a baby and hes scared wanted to tell him that ugly people shouldnt breed anyways because hes only going to create an incel

 No.1009745

been gaming for the last 12 hours hima iceborne is damn good

 No.1009746

wish i could impregnate multiple women and NOT take responsibility

 No.1009747


 No.1009748

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 No.1009749

>>1009746
youd create an incel army

 No.1009750

wish i could get multiple playthroughs just to see what its like to raise a child but unfortunately im playing on hell mode and only get one shot and have already buggered my brain up at this point

 No.1009751

we need to increase our numbers for the upcoming war

 No.1009752

do you have a younger bro its like that except you go to jail if you hit him

 No.1009753

bullied my brother so hard it gave him an eating disorder and made him bisexual sorry bro if it makes you feel better god punished me pretty harshly for it

 No.1009754

>>1009724
is this the nigger girl

 No.1009755

we will have literally millions of cels under our command once the currycels and ricecels of asia mobilize

 No.1009756

sigh only got 5 hours of sleep because mom woke me up

 No.1009757


 No.1009758

>>1009753
you deserve it norm

 No.1009759

cant wait for my drug induced power snooze tonight gonno feel extra refreshed in the morning

 No.1009760

yeah i probably do but hearing him scream in anger and frustration was just too good to pass up

 No.1009761

>>1009758
he owned you

 No.1009762

funny that the one i still feel a little bad about was when he was playing my game without asking and i put my finger on the power button and pushed it down so i couldnt let up without it cutting off and said im gonno do it and he was freakin because he had been playing all day and right when he got to the save point i lifted my finger of course single mother mom never did anything to stop my torment

 No.1009763

raining hard

 No.1009764

what game

 No.1009765

>>1009754
what do you mean

 No.1009766

weird how all the norm posts tend to happen on specific days

 No.1009767

looking forward to a nice quiet monday

 No.1009768

hehe love mondays

 No.1009769


 No.1009770

going to quit my job so i can normpost all day everyday

 No.1009771

die norm

 No.1009772

File: 1578883818775.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.84 KB, 960x1024, 1578883566992.jpg)

paste

 No.1009773

die normitics norm

 No.1009774

dont care about normitics just love seeing foids get owned

 No.1009775

love when mom rages about paste trump

 No.1009776

die

 No.1009777

going to get some frogger trump bills and leave them as tips

 No.1009778

underestimated how much of internet culture has permeated into meatspace after spending years in my room

 No.1009779

die norm

 No.1009780

File: 1578884511992.jpg (276.85 KB, 1100x668, txsZQoF.jpg)

started tipping like this

 No.1009781

hehe paste

 No.1009782

>>1009780
you shouldnt leave tips at any place that has a tablecloth like that

 No.1009783

why

 No.1009784

tried to tip a cashier at the grocery store when i was a teen and got laughed at refuse to ever tip again

 No.1009785

id laugh like hell if i saw that

 No.1009786

you would laugh at someone norm

 No.1009787

>>1009783
tablecloth sticky with sweet tea buzzing fluorescent lights that are too bright wobbling fan makes a noise every rotation flys buzzing around and plastic lawn chairs probably doesnt pay taxes 55 year old 330 pound foid waitress only takes cash smells like spilled beer

 No.1009788

>>1009785
i was with mom too think i was at least 14

 No.1009789

so mommy finishes up paying for everything and then you just whip out a one dollar bill and try to tip the guy

id bust a gut id be on the floor

 No.1009790

>>1009747
what the flip was the point of this

 No.1009791

you should know better than to click a turt embed

 No.1009792

hate norms

 No.1009793

vinyl floor those red baskets with wax paper in them instead of plates off brand ketchup salt and pepper shakers with rice in them roll of paper towels instead of napkins

 No.1009794

very evocative you should write prose

 No.1009795

>>1009789
it was a woman and it was with the change

 No.1009796

i still go to the store with mom as she pays for everything

 No.1009797

>>1009795
oh my god

 No.1009798

>>1009795
paste trayguy

 No.1009799

NOThing wrong with telling the cashier that you dont want the change do that all the time one time even threw the change directly in the trash in front of them

 No.1009800

uhhhh

 No.1009801

norm raider hours gonno snooze

 No.1009802

same

 No.1009803

File: 1578886011025.jpg (304.81 KB, 1158x1637, 1578876240845.jpg)

phew

 No.1009804

tell the cashier to keep anything smaller than a quarter

 No.1009805

going to the library tomorrow pray i can find a big boob gf

 No.1009806

NOT carrying around nickels and dimes

 No.1009807

paste hews

 No.1009808

you cant pick up girls at the library

 No.1009809

flip that norm
gonno start using a tray in solidarity

 No.1009810

cant stop farting

 No.1009811

had a gassy day myself no idea why

 No.1009812

stop eating fiber its bad for you

 No.1009813

realized most of my gas comes from NOT pooping regularly enough

 No.1009814

mindblowing how the body rejects every food and turns it into waste

 No.1009815

poop is mostly bacteria

 No.1009816

did you know poop is brown because it consists of lots of dead red blood cells

 No.1009817

i thought bile made it darker

 No.1009818

why didnt anyone post for the last 47 minutes

 No.1009819

what the hell where did everyone go

 No.1009820

sigh even the bot left

 No.1009821

we have to get some shuteye for work in the morning
boss wont be happy if we start nodding off

 No.1009822

cant believe everyone on hima has a job now except me

 No.1009823

its time to grow up

 No.1009824

im going to be jobless soon dont worry

 No.1009825

wasted years of my life playing work simulators when i couldve just worked and gotten paid for it

 No.1009826

just realized death isnt real sigh wonder how bad my past lives were

 No.1009827

god wont even let me rope its NOT fair

 No.1009828

dont rope youll get a deathbone

 No.1009829

the deathbone is the bone of all bones youre missing out

 No.1009830

a flipping tray

 No.1009831

who is going to carry trayguys tray for him after he moves into the mansion

 No.1009832

time for cereal

 No.1009833

stop making fun of trayguy norms

 No.1009834

its snowing

 No.1009835

i guess ill have to do it since i volunteered to be the mansion gf

 No.1009836

>>1009825
xp is far more rewarding

 No.1009837

cant wait to be surprise mounted by a greasy fatneet after his 11 hour gaming session as cheeto crumbs fall out of his mouth with every grunt

 No.1009838

gross

 No.1009839


 No.1009840

might fire up some manwha

 No.1009841

hell yeah fire up the breaker

 No.1009842

i realize the screaming pain
hearing loud in my brain

 No.1009843

i am my scars

 No.1009844

autistic tard with a single mom its over for him

 No.1009845

and hes a snapbaby

 No.1009846

have no sympathy for foids that go after violent badboys because ooga booga it sexy
cant help but roll my eyes as they complain over being beaten or killed while they spend their lives passing over kind gentlemen such as hima posters

 No.1009847

File: 1578898447436.mp4 (835.01 KB, cJ305T0NwiDpVvvt.mp4)


 No.1009848

finally cleaned the spaghetti sauce off my monitor its looking good

 No.1009849

work tomorrow

 No.1009850

File: 1578904427616.mp3 (6.45 MB, (02) [ARM - 藤咲かりん] 魔理沙は大変なものを盗んでいきました.mp3)


 No.1009851

got excited to post in a norm free monday hima but remembered the worknorms will just post on their phones

 No.1009852

>>1009850
thought i bluescreened at the end of that hehe

 No.1009853


 No.1009854

tomorrow is the day i turn it all around bros this is the one

 No.1009855

cant believe futari ecchi is still ongoing

 No.1009856

File: 1578908850086.webm (3.7 MB, 640x360, 1578890155101.webm)

pnig...

 No.1009857

dont get what happened did he start shooting while being electrocuted

 No.1009858

File: 1578910649934.jpg (220.96 KB, 1280x720, game.jpg)

shes a gamer

 No.1009859

shes a nintendrone

 No.1009860

File: 1578914112703.webm (2.81 MB, 720x1280, 1578848380443.webm)


 No.1009861

id probably tard out and land on my feet then become a cripple for the rest of my life

 No.1009862

File: 1578916570475.jpg (1.17 MB, 1347x2000, EOJs9xaU8AEJ_tg.jpg)


 No.1009863

had some coffee why does coffee make me feel happy its so weird

 No.1009864

oog caffeine make brane good feel

 No.1009865

woke up having a beanjuice

 No.1009866

coffee is anhedonia resistant

 No.1009867

chewing on a nice betel nut

 No.1009868

nice mouthcancer nut

 No.1009869

love ingesting psychoactive drugs first thing in the morning

 No.1009870

have fun at work norms

 No.1009871

first day of working from home
any other workneets up

 No.1009872

nice workneet im happy for you

 No.1009873

bought a smart tv

 No.1009874

do you feel any smarter

 No.1009875

ya paired it up with the alexa

 No.1009876

gonno tattoo the amazon logo on my forehead

 No.1009877

workneet here

 No.1009878

die

 No.1009879

theres no difference between us workneets and the gamer grindneets except we get paid for wasting our time while they pay to have their time wasted

 No.1009880

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 No.1009881

i deserve sex

 No.1009882

im a gamer i game

 No.1009883

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 No.1009884

wish i was a pretty enough boy to have been spoiled and snapped by a big boob woman

 No.1009885

same never got snapped NOT even molested sigh how dare they

 No.1009886

mom was too protective to allow me to get snapped

 No.1009887

no big boob woman during my youth no big boob woman during my so called prime and no big boob woman now in my old age what the flip i think this reality is bugged

 No.1009888


 No.1009889

File: 1578931176845.png (9.18 KB, 292x151, 0a0cce87a6acb1bca9148535fca71b45.png)

its almost time again

 No.1009890

woke and joed off my morning bone

 No.1009891

saw some paw prints in my backyard in the snow hehe looks like the raccoons were having a drink from the water bowl

 No.1009892

>>1009890
nice are you having a coffee now

 No.1009893

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 No.1009894

dont drink coffee but im still in bed

 No.1009895

her breasts would slip out while playing ping pong shes doing it on purpose to seduce you dont fall for the tricks

 No.1009896

that would hurt her honor and dignity she wouldnt do that on purpose

 No.1009897

the dead have no need for dignity

 No.1009898

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 No.1009899

hoo boy hima its rainin hard gonno darkshower

 No.1009900

File: 1578935395378.jpg (146.77 KB, 1316x640, tooru car.jpg)

get in

 No.1009901

shes denigrating the honor of that character id like to have a stern talking to about defiling pure characters with her filth

 No.1009902

what is she doing wrong

 No.1009903

>>1009899
phew hope that darkshower was fun

 No.1009904

>>1009898
hell yea new episode downloading right now gonno put my sugarwater in the freezer so i can sip and view nice start for the week

 No.1009905

stop calling it sugar water call it by its name

 No.1009906

File: 1578942447109.webm (1.66 MB, 960x540, poisonwater.webm)


 No.1009907

high fructose corn syrup water

 No.1009908

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 No.1009909

bone

 No.1009910


 No.1009911

crying

 No.1009912

spermed myself into mental retardation

 No.1009913

same

 No.1009914

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 No.1009915

>>1009900
ghastly face

 No.1009916

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 No.1009917

no sugar for 5 days now only one glass of fake sugarwater a day

 No.1009918

refined sugar is better for you than aspartame

 No.1009919

woke up spermed and cracked open a pepsi hows it going

 No.1009920

love sugar love water

 No.1009921

gonno put some scotch in my aspartamewater

 No.1009922

fixed my double clicking mouse with a simple ahk script excited i didnt have to blow $20 of moms money on a new mouse

 No.1009923

nice hacker

 No.1009924

stop buying garbage mice with chinese switches if they say in the description something like "switch with lifespan of 10million clicks!!" or some other marketing retardation dont buy it my zowie fk1 has lasted for 5 years now while the previous steelseries mouse only lasted 5 months

 No.1009925

it lasted 2 years and 2 months and the warranty was for 2 years

 No.1009926


 No.1009927

love modern consumerism

 No.1009928

should have sent it in before the warranty expired even if it wasnt broken they just give you a new one

 No.1009929

nice zowie gaymer get a used intellimouse on ebay

 No.1009930

mom made chicken and rice

 No.1009931

sis went to the gym

 No.1009932

>>1009926
how can you watch this garbage

 No.1009933

its relevant

 No.1009934

moral of the story is he quits

 No.1009935

reduced my commute from 40 minutes to 4 steps from my bed to my desk any other workneets about to clock out and head home

 No.1009936

hate working going to become a youtuber

 No.1009937

had a massive shite today hima didnt even NOTice i stained my undies until i was putting them back on

 No.1009938

>>1009935
ya already clocked out barely worked today but i gotta say i dont like the setup i got at home as much as my office might go to work tomorrow

 No.1009939

gotta love a big shite you feel so empty afterwards

 No.1009940

hehe yea feel slimmer than before

 No.1009941

hima dog

 No.1009942

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 No.1009943

>>1009917
whats fake sugarwater

 No.1009944

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 No.1009945

decided ill bike to work every day instead of waking up at 3am ill wake up at 3:30 thats half an hour of extra sleepy time

 No.1009946

too scared of being run over and NOT killed to ride a bike

 No.1009947

>>1009941
the chinks must be stopped

 No.1009948

just stay in the bicycle lane

 No.1009949

cuck lane

 No.1009950

cant bring myself to ride anything that doesnt have an engine

 No.1009951

File: 1578953435871.png (814.52 KB, 1000x815, illust_78888852_20200113_140754.png)

this is how the mansion toilet will be expected to look after its annual cleaning

 No.1009952

is the bicycle lane that white thing barely feel like theres enough room to walk in those things without getting run down let alone wobble on an aluminum frame at high speed

 No.1009953

>>1009946
stop scaring me ill be riding on small roads

 No.1009954

>>1009950
what if i am the engine

 No.1009955

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 No.1009956

File: 1578954200374.jpg (34.66 KB, 448x341, les15fig1.0.jpg)

>>1009952
no they have bikes painted on them and a lot of space

 No.1009957


 No.1009958

thank god i dont live somewhere with that pussy shit

 No.1009959

thank god i live in a place with that based shite flip non free transport

 No.1009960

biking requires a caloric toll and increases your odds of being plastered onto billy bob's grille when he decides he doesn't want to slow down for you

 No.1009961

love raging at bikenorms

 No.1009962

File: 1578955036435.png (Spoiler Image, 874.56 KB, 1653x1023, paste.png)

paste thought id make a nice frogger for that but someone already made one

 No.1009963

why do cyclers make people rage

 No.1009964

they are usually yuppie douchebags that demand people operating 4000 pound vehicles yield to them so they can pretend to be lance armstrong

 No.1009965

>>1009960
calories are the most efficient form of energy keep paying and wasting time filling up your cage with freedom juice

 No.1009966

thats NOT true

 No.1009967

flip bikenorms flip em

 No.1009968

based runeheal

 No.1009969


 No.1009970

>>1009965
im neet

 No.1009971

>>1009969
whats the point in adding formulaic movie trailer music in a video less than 2 minutes long guess you need to add an extra layer of cheap emotional manipulation if youre simply going to spew low effort nonsense and still get positive feedback

 No.1009972

im a skipper i skip

 No.1009973

single dads are better than single moms

 No.1009974

wish i was a single dad with a sexy gook child

 No.1009975

weird how the single dad actually plays and contributes to the childs development and the single mom just feeds the kid and calls it a day

 No.1009976

woke up hi

 No.1009977

dad could have been a cool single dad but he just had to marry the bipolar three times divorced hag because she had big boobies

 No.1009978

hate my voice it sounds so unnatural like im reading words for the first time

 No.1009979

can read words perfectly in my head but the moment i try to use my voice i sound like a tard

 No.1009980

women are selfish by nature

 No.1009981

source: me an unbiased cel

 No.1009982


 No.1009983

>>1009981
youre also cel so shut up

 No.1009984

never stated anything

 No.1009985

>>1009982
hate chinks

 No.1009986


 No.1009987

hima gonno broil some chicken

 No.1009988

drinking a bitter sugarwater with ethanol and botanicals

 No.1009989


 No.1009990

the chinks are seething

 No.1009991

cant believe i preordered no mans sky

 No.1009992

>>1009975
what if you flip the sexy lil sexy lady everyday

 No.1009993

>>1009986
paste hima stands with hong kong and taiwan

 No.1009994

>>1009991
dont feel too bad i preordered artifact

 No.1009995

cant find torrents of the south park dvds just cant watch the old episodes in 1080p widescreen

 No.1009996

>>1009991
didnt fall for the no mans sky meme but did fallout 4 thats just as bad

 No.1009997

last one i fell for was brink but that was almost ten years ago why were you tricked by such recent games

 No.1009998

i preordered artifact and bought all the cards on day 1

 No.1009999

i stand with xi hes paste as hell flip the cia

 No.1010000

start laughing every time i remember artifact

 No.1010001

paste

 No.1010002

hope you mates are ready to play runeterra instead

 No.1010003

dont understand internet card games

 No.1010004

will never play aNOTher card game for as long as i live

 No.1010005

wish i had geese

 No.1010006

>>1010003
gambling for spergs

 No.1010007

File: 1578959060749.jpg (Spoiler Image, 255.07 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Murenase! Seton Gakuen - 02 [72….jpg)

nasty...

 No.1010008

stoppped preordering after skyrim

 No.1010009

mindblowing that skyrim was released 7 times

 No.1010010

die richnorms

 No.1010011

stupid poornorm

 No.1010012

Koalas have a ‘smooth’ brain. This means that they lack higher level recognition and understanding that many other animals have. If you gather a bunch of Eucalyptus leaves, which the koalas eat, and put them on a plate in front of the koala, the koala won’t know what to do with them; they just sit there and gawk at it. They lack the ability to discern that it’s still food given that the leaves have moved off the tree and onto a new source that they’re unfamiliar with. Koalas are one of the few animals who can starve to death in a room full of food.

koalas are tard as flip

 No.1010013

thought they were extinct

 No.1010014

im smooth brain

 No.1010015

applied for a job

 No.1010016

File: 1578959826018.jpg (Spoiler Image, 456.46 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Murenase! Seton Gakuen - 02 [72….jpg)


 No.1010017

why NOT just enlist

 No.1010018

oops didnt mean to spoiler

 No.1010019

>>1010017
why would anyone do that knowing that you will probably end up being the dedicated luggage boy for a female platoon that needs 5 male support teams

 No.1010020

mom wont let me enlist

 No.1010021

>>1010012
would koalas be considered sentient beings or are they just automatons and would vegans be find with killing and eating koalas considering theyre barely conscious or do vegans only care about things that are cute

 No.1010022

thats rude as hell how would you feel if super smart aliens or ai asked if they should consider you as a sentient being

 No.1010023

vegans arent about protecting animals its about their satanic desire to kill people

 No.1010024

same

 No.1010025

i like the sloth girl shes just a tard human with moss on her head

 No.1010026

>>1010022
i would want them to kill me

 No.1010027

shes NOT tard shes just lazy

 No.1010028

thats NOT healthy

 No.1010029

tard koalas belong on hima

 No.1010030

File: 1578960425937.jpg (293.04 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Murenase! Seton Gakuen - 02 [72….jpg)

>>1010027
does this look like the face of a nontard

 No.1010031

cant wait to be eaten by sexy aliens as a delicacy because they consider me too stupid to be alive

 No.1010032

you are too stupid to be alive youre just living because of modern tech

 No.1010033

weird how most babies shouldnt even be alive like the guy who was born upside down and shite himself in the womb

 No.1010034

that was me

 No.1010035

should have drowned in my own shite in the womb but moms c section forced me into this realm

 No.1010036

imposter

 No.1010037

modern medicine is responsible for all suffering we were never supposed to make it out of the womb

 No.1010038

>>1010030
looks like me when i wake up

 No.1010039

would have died 4 years ago if NOT for modern medicine

 No.1010040

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 No.1010041

modern medicine has prolonged my grandmas life far beyond what anyone would consider to be reasonable i hate hate hate it

 No.1010042

stopped getting sick after i locked myself in my room for 10 years

 No.1010043

only get sick if mom is sick

 No.1010044

hope uli goes through with his mission and wipes out the vast majority of human life

 No.1010045

>>1010041
yeah and if you speak out about it the norms say you are a psychopath and damn you to hell

 No.1010046

based modern medicine extending boomer lives so they can dab on the young for as long as possible

 No.1010047

havent eaten in 22 hours

 No.1010048

mindblowing how norms can go from complaining about their jobs to saying neets are wasting their lives within minutes

 No.1010049

norms dont do that they see neets as the enlightened prophets they are

 No.1010050

hate norms hate normsekis discordnorms

 No.1010051

going to sit on my ass until i die

 No.1010052

thank god im NOT a chinese cel

 No.1010053

gonno become a package thief

 No.1010054

no thats a felony dont do it

 No.1010055

its only a felony if you get caught

 No.1010056

always glad to hear that retard norms were robbed and their constantly recording doorbell camera couldnt do a thing about it

 No.1010057

hima needs to form the first western bachelor village

 No.1010058

keep imagining biting down on concrete and my teeth shattering its making me cringe hard why does my brain do this

 No.1010059

theyre called intrusive thoughts and everyone who isnt a total dumbfuck has them

 No.1010060

wish i was dumb enough to NOT have them

 No.1010061

only intrusive thoughts i have are about flipping mom

 No.1010062

hate when mmom scratches a fork against a pan or a bowl any metal scsnapping sounds make my teeth hurt

 No.1010063

watching mog demon videos

 No.1010064

shes probably having the same thoughts

 No.1010065

feel bad for short men they will live a lonely life full of suffering

 No.1010066

whats so bad about being short

 No.1010067

File: 1578963644062.webm (1.77 MB, 1280x720, 1561884322903.webm)


 No.1010068

paste

 No.1010069

>>1010067
me on hima

 No.1010070

>>1010067
basteseki

 No.1010071


 No.1010072

can imagine the obnoxious discordnorm that wrote those

 No.1010073

why are black people so disruptive

 No.1010074

wrote what

 No.1010075

cant get a job because everywhere already has minorities hired

 No.1010076


 No.1010077

sperged out in front of mom

 No.1010078


 No.1010079

File: 1578965586799.jpg (139.44 KB, 1000x1580, 1572140007439.jpg)


 No.1010080

how was he NOT put behind bars for that

 No.1010081

>>1010079
flippin paste

 No.1010082

paste peddad

 No.1010083

NOThin illegal about kissing sexy ladies

 No.1010084

sugarwater going in the freezer im hungry but itll have to wait 45-50 minutes

 No.1010085

mom and i tried kissing on the lips when i was little but after a while we both agreed it was weird

 No.1010086

accidentally kissed mom on the lips once as a shota

 No.1010087

mom told me i had to go to walmart with her but i said i was gaming and she left

 No.1010088


 No.1010089

>>1010087
you bastard

 No.1010090

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 No.1010091


 No.1010092

love a good doge

 No.1010093

>>1010088
die teencord

 No.1010094

used to kiss my dad on the lips when i was little

 No.1010095

thats weird

 No.1010096

nice himako

 No.1010097

same now i have herpes

 No.1010098

kissed my brother on the lips one time found out later hes gay im straight though

 No.1010099

brother showed me his dick once as a shota its still bigger than mine 20 years later

 No.1010100

hehe

 No.1010101

is it weird if mom used to touch my shotass as a joke

 No.1010102

nice palindrome

 No.1010103


 No.1010104

still slap and poke moms ass to this day its playful NOT weird

 No.1010105

you shouldnt be playful with mom that is weird

 No.1010106

mom is my enemy but also the only thing keeping me alive

 No.1010107

is it weird if i still take baths with mom

 No.1010108

how big is the tub

 No.1010109

no its pragmatic who else is gonno wash your back

 No.1010110

never figured out what pragmatic means

 No.1010111

same

 No.1010112

thought it just meant practical

 No.1010113

hate when smartnorms use big words

 No.1010114

love big words its like filters

 No.1010115

you need lots of different words to express nuanced thoughts and emotions

 No.1010116

hate low iq people

 No.1010117

only need words like hungry and tired and bored

 No.1010118

anyone watching bnha

 No.1010119

made myself a nice 2 lb frozen lasagna

 No.1010120

did a mensa test and failed

 No.1010121

last episode was epic

 No.1010122

think its time for mom to die

 No.1010123

ive been following the manga for years but the adaptation is nice hehe this arc is from 2018 i think

 No.1010124

its fish and chips time

 No.1010125

>>1010122
you cant say that

 No.1010126

gonno stop telling people to die

 No.1010127

thats a good first step

 No.1010128

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 No.1010129


 No.1010130

>>1010128
alea iacta est

 No.1010131

40 minutes i cant do this

 No.1010132

love a nice blonde haired blue eyed jesus

 No.1010133

powerful tired hima

 No.1010134

gaming hard hima

 No.1010135

same i game

 No.1010136

simple as that

 No.1010137

watchin the game with gramps hes tard as hell

 No.1010138

what game

 No.1010139

snowed a bunch hima never snows this hard

 No.1010140

wet dead and grey

 No.1010141

fell out of bed again

 No.1010142

what

 No.1010143

hope you werent on the top bunk

 No.1010144

install the tard fence

 No.1010145

i had the tard fence hehe

 No.1010146

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 No.1010147

need to flip a kig

 No.1010148

how come i used to think kig was revolting now it gives me a bone

 No.1010149

senko

 No.1010150

File: 1578973422607.mp4 (2.7 MB, kemo.mp4)


 No.1010151

vil

 No.1010152

new badlands chugs

 No.1010153

fatnig norms

 No.1010154

snooze

 No.1010155

File: 1578974489975.webm (5.45 MB, 642x482, Denpa Shounen Nasubi Prize Life Contest part2….webm)

gamer

 No.1010156

gonno get an ironside pc and use code afriend

 No.1010157

what

 No.1010158

crying standing in seliana hima just taking it all in its too beautiful

 No.1010159

yeah NOThing as beautiful as spending 30 minutes hunting one monster along two fixed paths and aNOTher 30 minutes slashing at his ankles while he repeats the same 3 attack animations then repeating said process 200 times to get a rare icy dino bone shard of upgrading so you can fight the higher tier version of the same boss with a different color palette hooo boy

 No.1010160

>>1010156
paste 1200W intel scaping machine

 No.1010161

nice ankle poking

 No.1010162

youre supposed to play dark souls demon souls is too outdated

 No.1010163

nah its better

 No.1010164

out of sugar water so i put some cough syrup in the freezer

 No.1010165

its archaic

 No.1010166

gotta get up in 5 hours

 No.1010167

demon souls is aris favorite

 No.1010168

just wiped gramps in poker 60 in snack money hehe

 No.1010169

let him win out of respect

 No.1010170

gotta know when to fold em

 No.1010171

ross game dungeon

 No.1010172

love a new ross

 No.1010173

he should have known NOT to mess with a gamer

 No.1010174

>>1010160
what does that mean technorm

 No.1010175

sigh the hot springs are great too my real life must really be starting

 No.1010176

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cant believe the new madoka is actually good

 No.1010177

damn fine game too

 No.1010178

new yuri camp sucks dick

 No.1010179

die discordteen

 No.1010180

whatever death demander

 No.1010181

>>1010179
blow it out your ass

 No.1010182

die now or else

 No.1010183

you promised to NOT tell anyone to die

 No.1010184

i will never bow to normseki and his discord groupies

 No.1010185

hate discordteens hope they all die

 No.1010186

accidentally wasted my life good thing ill never aNOTher shot at it soon

 No.1010187

wish i was norm enough to use teencord and pal around with my norm mates sigh always left out

 No.1010188

never used furcord never used irc

 No.1010189

wish i was a girl so i could attempt suicide just to see if i would have the pain tolerance for it when the real time comes but as a man i will never leave a job half finished so i would just die

 No.1010190

just had a genius idea

 No.1010191

raining hima

 No.1010192

you cant die youll simply find yourself on aNOTher variation of the wave function where you pussied out i tried

 No.1010193

might replay a dark souls game

 No.1010194

game on brother

 No.1010195

stream

 No.1010196


 No.1010197

do people still play ds prepare to die or did they move onto the remaster

 No.1010198

cant think of a goal to live for

 No.1010199

they moved refuse to buy dsfix

 No.1010200

give your life to a corporation

 No.1010201

shouldve bought remaster on sale sigh guess ill play ds3

 No.1010202

youll get invaded

 No.1010203

simple pull of the plug will fix that

 No.1010204

NOT only do you lose if you do that but youre cheating you might as well fire up cheat engine and win instead

 No.1010205

havent bathed since last year

 No.1010206

two weeks isnt that bad

 No.1010207

nice stinkneet

 No.1010208

greasing up myself might darkshower in a few days

 No.1010209

why dont you just turn on the light

 No.1010210

i cant stand to see myself in the mirror

 No.1010211

its more enjoyable in the dark

 No.1010212

but you cant see what youre doing what if you slip

 No.1010213

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 No.1010214

theres a window so some moonlight gets in its fine

 No.1010215

get your gross stinky foot away from me harlot

 No.1010216

i said suck em

 No.1010217

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 No.1010218

>>1010204
its NOT cheating if the internet accidentally goes out

 No.1010219

dropped the new madoka after half a episode looks like aNOTher garbage season

 No.1010220

the problem lies with you

 No.1010221

yeah i have taste

 No.1010222

whats the point of having taste if you can never enjoy anything

 No.1010223

he didnt say he couldnt enjoy anything

 No.1010224

he implied it

 No.1010225

im retarded and easily entertained

 No.1010226

only those with taste can truly enjoy media rather than mindlessly consume it

 No.1010227

hate being high iq

 No.1010228

>>1010218
love when hosts suddenly have these accidents while they panic roll away from a curved sword trying to resummon their overleveled sunnorm for the seventh time

 No.1010229

would never watch aNOTher normime if anyone seeded older stuff

 No.1010230

>>1010213
wonder how soft that sole is

 No.1010231


 No.1010232

hope i get a greataxe drop

 No.1010233


 No.1010234

wish i had been here 20 minutes ago to tell the /a/ norm to die

 No.1010235

File: 1578985627227.png (19.85 KB, 400x400, sample_3.png)


 No.1010236

keep getting raw gems where the flip is my axe

 No.1010237

simply run to stray demon you only need to kill vordt

 No.1010238

need it now apparently it drops from the high wall guy gonno get it from him

 No.1010239

you need 32 strength for the greataxe

 No.1010240

thats NOThing im already halfway there

 No.1010241

anyone have the pic from wizchan of that guy whose family had a custom cake topper of a loser sitting with a laptop and headphones made for his birthday cake

 No.1010242

22 if youre going to 2 hand it

 No.1010243

File: 1578986283695.jpg (306.82 KB, 944x1000, Oc8qBcP.jpg)


 No.1010244

sigh

 No.1010245

why did he cut the cake so weird

 No.1010246

because hes a battered nerd that has spent most of his life inside his own head

 No.1010247

I don't think he's actually autistic. I don't think most of the people on 4chan are autistic. I think they're extremely awkward though. They just need to learn how to hang out. If they actually are autistic, then yeah sure, they're fucked, but they can be like me. I just sat in my room the first few years of high school playing video games until I decided to lose the weight and get a girlfriend before my senior year. I went from only having like 10 or 12 friends to having a good bit of friends, then I applied my social experiences to college and I have been having a blast so far. It's NOT hard, he just has to try (unless he really does have the autismo)

this was a comment on that picture

 No.1010248

File: 1578987067313.webm (3.76 MB, 320x180, russian tard.webm)


 No.1010249

everyone on hima can get a gf were just volcel

 No.1010250

die norm

 No.1010251

everyone on hima is a norm look around you we all have jobs and gfs and cars weve just been pretending

 No.1010252

could have got a gf if i called yaremchuk instead of spending that money on a 15 year old wrc car

 No.1010253

phew got the drop finally

 No.1010254

hope you dont get backstabbed

 No.1010255


 No.1010256

File: 1578988114470.jpg (68.33 KB, 1152x657, paste.jpg)

hehe

 No.1010257

cant remember the last time i saw a banner

 No.1010258

File: 1578988323715.png (846.26 KB, 900x1449, 7a86898153f6b6425a6ecb4b541d685d.png)


 No.1010259

same adblocked that shite years ago

 No.1010260

snooze time

 No.1010261

File: 1578989415569.png (335.21 KB, 967x844, 1591588_p0.png)


 No.1010262

hate how eating just makes me eat more

 No.1010263


 No.1010264

youre right theyre gaslighting you

 No.1010265

>>1010263
those women are mentally ill

 No.1010266

my security guard license has been approved

 No.1010267

skipped some days again sorry

 No.1010268

NOThin wrong with skipping it just means youre eager to post and start contributing to hima

 No.1010269

gonno make a hima autoblogger plugin for advanced combat tracker

 No.1010270

how will you fill out the captchas

 No.1010271

paste captchalarp

 No.1010272

cant wait for kana captcha

 No.1010273

jlpt1 captcha will be implemented when freak returns and assumes control of hima

 No.1010274

good thing i can read all the hanzi from living in xiao taipei but cant speak jap at all

 No.1010275

(10) Counts of SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF MINOR

 No.1010276

wonder if ive seen any of it hehe

 No.1010277

gotta go wage

 No.1010278

paste wagie

 No.1010279

dont see why people go to thepotato chefs if they cant prescribe anything

 No.1010280


 No.1010281

fish and chips for dinner time to snooze

 No.1010282


 No.1010283

starting the day with a nice cup of coffee and gaming

 No.1010284

havent had beanwater in weeks

 No.1010285

sigh shes so perfect

 No.1010286

hate tests theyre for norms

 No.1010287

>>1010279
brain pills are NOT that great

 No.1010288

love brain pills

 No.1010289

love being constantly sedated

 No.1010290

File: 1579012490038.jpg (304.89 KB, 1777x1176, __yuma_original_drawn_by_coffee_milk_moumou__6….jpg)


 No.1010291

where are your parents young lady

 No.1010292

working from home today again

 No.1010293

die norm

 No.1010294


 No.1010295

gth

 No.1010296

crazy how obsessed with dick men are

 No.1010297

just the sexnorms

 No.1010298

its the foids that are obsessed everything else is a consequence

 No.1010299

its NOT

 No.1010300

>>1010292
same i cleaned my desk last night i figured im going to be spending even more time here i might as well make it look nice

 No.1010301

File: 1579016422850.png (11.32 KB, 783x87, 2020-01-14_10-39-07.png)


 No.1010302

cold out hima still snowing hard its time to curl up in the hot springs with our palicos and weather out this storm

 No.1010303


 No.1010304

ban the worknorms first

 No.1010305

paste chadneet

 No.1010306

time to fire up the bathmate

 No.1010307

am i supposed to help people as a purple phantom because i keep killing the host hehe

 No.1010308

do what your gamer heart tells you to

 No.1010309

its the tard covenant run around naked with a torch dropping useless items all over the level then kick the host off a cliff

 No.1010310

hate pvpers

 No.1010311

killed that norm once hate his videos

 No.1010312

woke up

 No.1010313

pasted woker

 No.1010314

woke up hi

 No.1010315


 No.1010316

File: 1579027378126.png (3.57 MB, 3174x2328, 4cfffad72d2dff48dbd933b539ef5bab.png)


 No.1010317

pink fingers girl

 No.1010318

i thought those were her fingernails

 No.1010319

sigh dont like looking at them

 No.1010320

its a skin condition you assholes

 No.1010321

ill look away

 No.1010322

dont make it obvious shes probably insecure about it

 No.1010323

shed wear gloves if that were true

 No.1010324

hate when theres NOThing to do on break

 No.1010325

you should die norm

 No.1010326

simply work through your breaks

 No.1010327

hehe love liz gonno start posting fgo images hehe

 No.1010328

we demand liz

 No.1010329

cant beat the rotting tree boss i always get stuck on this one

 No.1010330

mindblowing canadians drink milk out of bags

 No.1010331

do you mean breasts

 No.1010332

File: 1579031438072.jpg (152.89 KB, 1200x1080, EOPZl3rU4AA5YcL.jpg)


 No.1010333

is he gonno get stepped on

 No.1010334

dont drink milk out of bags here never even seen bagged milk

 No.1010335


 No.1010336

nice nobag

 No.1010337

must be the chinamen

 No.1010338

considering pulling the trigger and flipping an escort

 No.1010339

>>1010335
how do i become a shrine priest it seems fun

 No.1010340

dont do it youll be an escortcel forever

 No.1010341

they spend their entire day cleaning the grounds and wallstaring they cant game

 No.1010342

sounds like the dream

 No.1010343

gonno regret it if i die before flipping even once i think

 No.1010344

wish i could get paid for wallstaring

 No.1010345

youll regret more knowing that you died sullying yourself because the only way you could convince a foid to let you use her vagina was by giving her a bunch of money freakeye said he regrets it

 No.1010346

would he have been as successful if he was still virg

 No.1010347

id regret it if i died knowing i could have been a pure virg but gave it up

 No.1010348

he would have been more successful i make more money than him and i am as pure as the driven snow dont fall for peer pressure

 No.1010349

normhours have begun

 No.1010350

cant believe no one else posted their bone %

 No.1010351

never measured my penis never will dont care

 No.1010352

NOT a norm im a raider

 No.1010353

seki do something

 No.1010354

gonno watch some space ghost coast to coast and harvey birdman attorney at law hehe

 No.1010355

think space ghost partially melted my shota brain

 No.1010356

>>1010348
youve been stained by the hj its over

 No.1010357

>>1010326
might start doing that i end break early anyways

 No.1010358

>>1010335
paste koreans

 No.1010359

anyone getting vulpera

 No.1010360

>>1010335
i hate gooks so fucking much

 No.1010361

gonno oog at women

 No.1010362

gooks are paste as hell love em

 No.1010363

you can die with them when imperialist japan rises again

 No.1010364

do sexy ladies really get horny sometimes

 No.1010365

Simba Travel Agency arranges trips for climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. For each trip, they charge an initial fee of $100 in addition to a constant fee for each vertical meter climbed. For instance, the price for climbing to the Shira Volcanic Cone, which is 3000 meters above the base of the mountain, is $400.

Let F represent the fee (in dollars) of a trip where they climbed d vertical meters.
Complete the equation for the relationship between the fee and vertical distance.

what the flip is this even asking me i cant understand

 No.1010366

cant wait for the hima meetup at the summit of mount nyiragongo this year

 No.1010367

>>1010365
they want a formula for how much it costs to climb a given number of meters

 No.1010368

how do you do that

 No.1010369

>>1010365
think you have to use the example to find the cost per meter like 100 + F(d) and F = 1000

 No.1010370

F = 100 i mean

 No.1010371

wish the chinks would let me join the pla

 No.1010372

>>1010368
try drawing a picture

 No.1010373

F is 0.1 you tard 400 - 100 = 300 and 300/3000 = 0.1
0.1(d) + 100 is the equation he wants

 No.1010374

sigh i dont get it im too stupid to live wish i was smart

 No.1010375

File: 1579038573634.png (7.62 KB, 998x658, Untitled.png)

does this help
they want the equation of the red line

 No.1010376

no

 No.1010377

what doesnt make sense

 No.1010378

need to get married so i can sperm in my wife

 No.1010379

theres a global wife shortage how about a nice birl instead

 No.1010380

File: 1579039778577.webm (3.24 MB, 360x534, 1550614283868.webm)

wish this was my wife

 No.1010381

vile

 No.1010382

File: 1579040145961.jpg (76.01 KB, 1200x649, 1579029417867.jpg)

have you tried gymcelling

 No.1010383

>>1010380
sigh i shouldve transitioned when i was young and cute being a birl looks more fun than being a gross old man

 No.1010384

you would have just been aNOTher faggot freak only real girls can utilize the perks of being female making the whole thing pointless if you arent agp

 No.1010385

im agp

 No.1010386

File: 1579040956067.jpg (284.73 KB, 1736x1228, 1579040103308.jpg)

phew

 No.1010387

cant believe the chinks copied botw

 No.1010388

>>1010386
gross sugar table

 No.1010389

someone create a new jp spinoff the norms ruined this one

 No.1010390

File: 1579041536226.png (624.95 KB, 924x716, slap.png)


 No.1010391

>>1010386
ginormous fat sacks

 No.1010392

File: 1579041936330.jpg (714.05 KB, 1600x2308, feast.jpg)

bone appetit

 No.1010393

hate spermers

 No.1010394

ive seen a lot of chat rooms and forums about neeting turn into normsville over time

 No.1010395

you are supposed to save your neet years for retirement if you blow through them in your 20s then you just get bored

 No.1010396

neeted all up till my mid 20s i couldnt take it anymore time kept passing and i was watching myself rot away i had to do something

 No.1010397

you either die a neet or live long enough to become a norm

 No.1010398

wish getting a job was enough to become a norm

 No.1010399

it is now die

 No.1010400

the norms must be punished

 No.1010401

failed norm vs the chadneet schizoid

 No.1010402

File: 1579042829807.jpg (75.43 KB, 638x408, kirby-skeleton-jan152019.jpg)

nice kirby skeleton

 No.1010403

must sperm

 No.1010404

wish to flip a sexy lady

 No.1010405

wonder what sex is like

 No.1010406

fired up a nice etuzan jakusui

 No.1010407

woke up drinkin my joe

 No.1010408

i MUST CUMMM

 No.1010409

wonder if kitty even feels good it probably doesnt

 No.1010410

read that it feels like the inside of your cheek

 No.1010411

File: 1579045073177.png (518.45 KB, 850x757, 1507381376828.png)

cant reach

 No.1010412

eating a big ole burg

 No.1010413

could probably do that but scared ill snap my spine and mom will catch me screaming in agony with my bone out unable to move my legs anymore

 No.1010414

cute nerd

 No.1010415

is that an agp

 No.1010416

way too many views to be a nerd girl

 No.1010417

im a nerd man

 No.1010418

hope someone tells me what agp means

 No.1010419

autogaypedo

 No.1010420

any babies on hima

 No.1010421

mindblowing people still have weddings struggling to think of anything more retarded than blowing 15 grand or more because a woman wants to have everyone she knows see her being the center of attention

 No.1010422

simply get wedded for free at fwbc

 No.1010423

A single serving of pasta is generally regarded as 2 oz. (57 g) of cooked pasta for a first course or side dish. A serving can be raised 3 to 4 oz. (85 to 113 g) if it is the only course.

 No.1010424

>>1010423
no way

 No.1010425

need a slurpjob

 No.1010426

wish i had tried harder to get a slurpjob as a teen feels like high school would have been the only time where i might have found a girl fat and desperate enough to think i was good looking

 No.1010427

fat ugly bookworm girl had a crush on me but i was too busy gaming to realize it

 No.1010428

i game

 No.1010429

think the weird fujo hapa girl liked me

 No.1010430

im a picky volincel fat or ugly girls are a no no

 No.1010431

missed your chance to get a weird fujo hapa hj

 No.1010432

>>1010387
looks way better

 No.1010433

how about a nice tard tg instead

 No.1010434

hate norms

 No.1010435

>>1010427
>>1010429
chadsugi.blog/jp/

 No.1010436

>>1010243
love this one hehe started tardlaughing reading it next to mom and she asked whats it about then said he deserved it for NOT knowing how to cut a cake properly hehe

 No.1010437

would sympathize with that if he was 30 but hes just a 21teen

 No.1010438

would have bathed in the blood of everyone in that restaurant

 No.1010439

love himehina

 No.1010440

had a few gfs in hs but hs doesnt really count

 No.1010441

yes it does retard

 No.1010442

>>1010437
how do you think 30 year old cels are created

 No.1010443

i remember turning 21 and thinking it was over but little did i know just how over things could be

 No.1010444

>>1010441
die teencord

 No.1010445

spermed

 No.1010446

he might be teencord but hes right

 No.1010447

File: 1579052605634.webm (422.5 KB, 1280x720, pujya.webm)


 No.1010448

lied about my age and a foid said yeah if i was older id have a gf

 No.1010449

cant pass as a 18 year old anymore

 No.1010450

what would happen if you started seeking out 20 year old girls as a young looking 30 year old and just didnt ever mention your age

 No.1010451

girls love older men

 No.1010452

youd have a better shot just telling them youre 30 and having a job

 No.1010453

File: 1579052828958.png (229.95 KB, 1125x1125, jtmyrtyqmcl21.png)

>>1010450
NOThing

 No.1010454

>>1010453
did a seething foid make this trying to call paste leo a ped

 No.1010455

why cant i just have a state provided gf that comes over to chat and flip for a few hours on the weekend

 No.1010456

krispy kreme is hiring

 No.1010457

normy nreme

 No.1010458

>>1010454
they all get extra mad asking why he doesnt date someone his age

 No.1010459

chair has been squeaking like crazy

 No.1010460

gonno attempt a candle light darkshower wish me luck

 No.1010461

might have one myself

 No.1010462


 No.1010463

sigh

 No.1010464

only cels picked venusaur

 No.1010465

cant believe the norms took anime from me after all that shite they talked about it

 No.1010466

anime was always norm

 No.1010467

always been a water starter tard

 No.1010468

File: 1579054654047.jpg (172.69 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.1010469

ban

 No.1010470

File: 1579054859906.jpg (80.33 KB, 478x714, Capture (2).JPG)


 No.1010471

how many more years will i be able to wake up and walk 2 feet to my computer chair to sit all day eating and gaming until my body breaks down

 No.1010472

i think my coworkers might be getting resentful that im working from home id be fine with getting fired it almost seems like im holding the company ransom because it would take months to get a new guy in and train him and unless hes some sort of natural he wont be able to operate at my level for a long time

 No.1010473

my body started attacking me at 22 years old

 No.1010474

ban that raidteen

 No.1010475

File: 1579055580673.png (543.19 KB, 549x720, [HorribleSubs] Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san -….png)


 No.1010476

wont you listen to logic senk is getting so old

 No.1010477

okaerinanoja

 No.1010478

mark give me the senk

 No.1010479

4norm is full of teens that dont lurk i miss when i could recognize fellow neets based on their posting style and pretend they were my friends

 No.1010480

phew that darkshower was exciting NOThing quite as terrifying as knowing one wrong move could douse your fragile little shower candle and send you deep into the void NOThing holding back what lurks the dark

 No.1010481

raged hard when people would recognize my posting style

 No.1010482

miss chocos posting style

 No.1010483

hope you realize most of those neets from the so called good ol days were merely pretending NOT everyone was dumb enough to fall for the neet meme

 No.1010484

hima remember when i posted about losing all my 6 years worth of pics after NOT backing up windows i think ill be able to recover them by using my old hdd

 No.1010485

hope you find those pics

 No.1010486

the flip you mean it was a meme i havent worked in 8 years i thought everyone was the same and just larping as having a job

 No.1010487

oh no no no no no

 No.1010488

if youre a neet its NOT by choice its because theres no other way

 No.1010489

File: 1579056395741.png (461.19 KB, 897x1396, gbwipg.png)


 No.1010490

wonder how many floorshitting truneets are left

 No.1010491

if i was a norm id be able to get a job but because im NOT a norm i cant work simple as that

 No.1010492

i wonder if kanna actually has sex or does sex things for her manager/producer

 No.1010493

what makes you NOT a norm

 No.1010494

what does sexy lady spit taste like

 No.1010495

if you had to ask such a question odds are your a norm and NOT worth my response

 No.1010496

groan

 No.1010497

hate the simplifiers it cant be that simple

 No.1010498

File: 1579056689098.mp3 (16.75 KB, groaner.mp3)


 No.1010499

i knew youd say something like that i thought about mentioning it to try and prevent you from copping out but i gave a benefit of a doubt

 No.1010500

dont talk to me norman

 No.1010501

uh im NOT a norm because i say so haha brb gf just brought chipotle

 No.1010502

chipotle pinches hard dont know why norms love it so much

 No.1010503

its cheap and you get a decent meal what pinches about that

 No.1010504

>>1010488
die norm

 No.1010505

the ingredients are cheap the prices they charge are NOT its taco bell for normshits with more money than brains who think theyre too good for fast food

 No.1010506

yeah taco bell is for us non norms right based ken

 No.1010507

the ingredients are good NOT that you can tell

 No.1010508

love the taste of cheap vegetables sprayed with roundup before harvesting and after they are pissed and shat upon by all the mexican workers

 No.1010509

>>1010504
you dont get to speak to neets

 No.1010510

theyre washed it doesnt matter

 No.1010511

and yes the sawdust and macerated roachmeat at taco bell is infinitely better

 No.1010512

stop buying fast food its too expensive

 No.1010513

gotta go to the food store tomorrow morning to buy more poptarts and ramen

 No.1010514

manbaby palate

 No.1010515

cant you just live off of taco bells $1 menu

 No.1010516

>>1010511
would rather abuse myself for $1.99 than $6.75 its all mass produced garbage for retarded people anyway

 No.1010517

adapt posting styles on the fly i am an amalgamation of thousands of posters i have no distinct style

 No.1010518

everyone thinks im seki when i make bad posts to get banned on purpose

 No.1010519

ergo i am seki but better

 No.1010520

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 No.1010521

>>1010386
had a nice phew to this one here

 No.1010522

im sure you dont get banned though none of his discordteens do

 No.1010523

haha

 No.1010524

couldve bought a few bitcoins back in 2012

 No.1010525

you would have fallen for the bitcoin is actually useful meme and NOT sold when it was 14k

 No.1010526

need a good soundtrack to listen to while reading horror manga

 No.1010527


 No.1010528

fire up the penderecki

 No.1010529

guy at work asked me if i play videogames

 No.1010530

>>1010520
based nb

 No.1010531

did you tell them youre a gamer

 No.1010532


 No.1010533

>>1010531
told a black guy i play poe he said he did as well

 No.1010534

nice pnig

 No.1010535

call his bluff

 No.1010536

sigh never going to meet up at the ymca with pnig again to shoot hoops

 No.1010537

didnt need to he was aware of a new recent patch

 No.1010538

owned

 No.1010539

gamer raging

 No.1010540


 No.1010541

visions of n'orm

 No.1010542

snoozing

 No.1010543

anduin acts just mildly assertive and its because of old god corruption

 No.1010544


 No.1010545

snooze time

 No.1010546

snooze in hell snoozenorm

 No.1010547

wonder if women are concious

 No.1010548

what do you meaned

 No.1010549

hima hima

 No.1010550

going to start reviewing imageboards and discussing their quirks and features

 No.1010551

File: 1579068107605.jpg (504.46 KB, 1079x1500, robo.jpg)

need a robomaidgf to tuck me in sigh

 No.1010552

>>1010550
stream it

 No.1010553

burned pasta in the microwave

 No.1010554

File: 1579071525070.mp3 (6.81 MB, 09 Dorrough - Ice Cream Paintjob (Gold Saucer).mp3)


 No.1010555

fool youre supposed to put a glass of water in the microwave

 No.1010556


 No.1010557

back is itching badly wish scratching my own back felt as good as someone else doing it
used to have mom scratch my back shirtless but im too fat now itd be humiliating

 No.1010558

eating a nice bowl of reese puffs

 No.1010559

ate too much hima ohgod

 No.1010560

bad news hima mom bought the wrong cheezits

 No.1010561

stop being picky

 No.1010562

spent a few hours working on a resume and realized 4/5ths of it is blank hehe guess ill never get a job

 No.1010563

rise and shine hima youve got lots of posting to do

 No.1010564

hate posting on a streamless hima flip this

 No.1010565

its time to stop begging and start streaming

 No.1010566

woke up

 No.1010567

are you invigorated

 No.1010568

File: 1579091972625.jpg (175.05 KB, 992x1399, boob.jpg)


 No.1010569

woke up with an invigorated bone

 No.1010570

jo that bone

 No.1010571

>>1010562
fill it with things like circuit city and toys r us

 No.1010572

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 No.1010573

pnig loved babies r us

 No.1010574

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 No.1010575

brutal blackpill

 No.1010576

die norm

 No.1010577

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 No.1010578

tastes like canned chinamen piss

 No.1010579

mindblowing pnig regularly snapped and murdered girls like that

 No.1010580

snowed in again today hima

 No.1010581

love boss fee especially the cafe au lait

 No.1010582

File: 1579100221202.webm (1.36 MB, 640x360, eugh.webm)


 No.1010583

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 No.1010584

but i keep banging my head on everything

 No.1010585

death to talls

 No.1010586

File: 1579101432123.mp4 (446.29 KB, 1Qj7zKs6ACg0vCM2.mp4)


 No.1010587

anyone else like smt4

 No.1010588

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 No.1010589

like smt4 but it just wasnt as good as p4 devil survivor or strange journey

 No.1010590

intense work today all my muscles ache

 No.1010591

gonno do some nice shirtless yardwork

 No.1010592

do you get paid for the yardwork

 No.1010593

aaaaa brain freeze aaaaaaaa

 No.1010594


 No.1010595

woke up spermed having pop tarts with cereal hows it going

 No.1010596

nice carberator

 No.1010597

mom wants me to cut the grass

 No.1010598

mowing is fun

 No.1010599

hell yeah mow that lawn make sure you do it shirtless for the ladies

 No.1010600

paste bolenig delaying the inevitable

 No.1010601

what happened

 No.1010602

NOThing better than smt4s ost

 No.1010603

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 No.1010604

youre supposed to be playing the perso